SHOW NOTESWhich game has a lip in?Synergizing earth into new paradigms and shit"I got a scholarship to UCF in close-up magic"Where did the Liberty Bowl get its buyout money? Don't worry about it!James Cameron's Wife PortalMack Brown
`SHOW NOTESThe Taco Bell $28 challenge, againTaco Bell funerary practicesBiblical allegories of Taco BellMythical appearances by Taco BellIntroducing Governor KnifeBaby’s first cussesSpencer’s years-long and entirely one-sided ven
Is Odell Beckham Jr. a robot who spits out currency compulsively? Which Olympian was Spencer completely dismissive towards? Why is every Boston College coach's name "[First Name] Boston" and do you care that we just made that up on our own? Is
LSU-Clemson promises to be an intriguing game, with plenty of skill talent, schematic variation, and narrative meat to enjoy. And we talk about a lot of those things, because this podcast can talk about football when it wants to, dammit!But fi
Jason quizzes Spencer and Holly on all the latest coaching carousel developments; like Nick Saban with a South Florida real estate deal, they struggle to break even but will hopefully get sweet national TV commercial gigs to help them out.Lear
This episode starts with a discussion of a long-time Tampa adult entertainment store and mostly ends with unsolved axe murders. Somewhere in between those, there is discussion of the pre-Christmas bowl games, but only as they are theoretically
This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of timeThe Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for thatWe are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victori
- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/- The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedi
Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football propertyFinal Four RecapWhich teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season?A refresher course for fired coachesThe 2025 C
Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgeryMeet a new Lady UncleMajor League Baseball injury reportRequisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college footballMerch Madness totals announc
Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal bankingSpencer gets a new nicknameYes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcomeA dive into the lore of Gatorlode®"How do y'all vomit?"This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" f
Recorded October 2024 at Furnace FestOur loudest WWWWWWWWWWELCOME everClosing pitcher Gasolina SharkAnatomically correct UGA band formationYes, Michigan-Ohio State has always been like thisRock Jam Cock/Christ FestI gotta save my family’s bass
We have invented several new forms of golfIt's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids UniversityBut that's not
Dale update Let's check in on our favorite childhood pal, Peeing Calvin Window Decal Clemson and Florida State and the ACC make up, sort of. Surely nothing like this will never happen again Welcoming Bobby Bowden back to the show This week on P
It's possible we had other plans for this episode. Those plans went out the window in the first minute after Ryan asked Spencer, Holly, and Surber why they loved Dale EarnhardtPluto is still a planetFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and p
A quick round of Let's Remember Some Defunct Professional Football Teams, Or Are They There's a new Civ game out, so please enjoy Spencer and Jason's presences while we have them Actually we made the whole episode out of Civ, sorry Introducing
- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like- How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut- Activating your glutes to podcast- A basketball legend named Foots- The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya- Matt Patricia, Wikipedia night
The Internet's Only College Football Podcast teams up with noted NFL/media criticism podcast Split Zone Duo to review. Topics include:- Stadium Tarp or Giant Blanket?- How to Acquire Vintage Diseases and Maladies- The World's Largest Outdoor Gr
- This show title is not about Jerry Jones but we do talk about Jerry Jones - Surprisingly normal assessment of a college football personnel move (alarming, we know) - Ryan reveals a recent moment of failure to be a true Eagles fan - Holly Ande
- More attempts at ASMR from Ryan - When Airplanes Get Hungry - The worst place to watch Act II of Oklahoma - The Mystery of the Abandoned Retirement Community Car - Katie vs. Biker Gang vs. Cops vs. Katie - Sewage Pump Missile Keys - May God g
The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us!This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. Yo
The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas CowboysFollowed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or ItalyWhichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods!Practical advic
To ring in both the new year and the semifinal round of the college football playoff, let's examine the carceral state through the lens of McDonaldlandTechnically this episode is supposed to be previewing the Orange and Cotton Bowls. Let's see
Arizona State in the quarterfinals lmaoUnfrozen cavemen love this Rose BowlYes, we recorded this during BULLDONGSKirby Smart discovers CatholicismLane Kiffin's LumpsTaxTheme by Russell PowellListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're No
Other committees that failed to pick BamaWorst Tampa-Australian accent everMack Brown was at the Handjob Hill gameJoin us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024sTHE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLERTheme