Lucy Fitzgerald was going to get a degree in Mortuary Science before she realized she was not good at math, so she majored in English instead and has worked as an editor at a number of food magazines. Her fascination with all things morbid probably scared off a few potential friends over the years, but she DGAF and prefers to be alone with her cats anyway. Her hobbies include collaging, vodka, and drifting off to the sweet sounds of Forensic Files.