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Welcome to Aaron Menke's Cabinet of Curiosities,
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a production of iHeartRadio and Grimm and
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Mild. Our
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world is full of the unexplainable,
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and if history is an open book, all
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of these amazing tales right
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there on display, just waiting
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for us to explore. Welcome
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to the Cabinet of Curiosities.
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For a certain part of the population, nothing
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says childhood nostalgia like Saturday
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Morning cartoons. Most of us
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have fond memories of pouring a big bowl
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of cereal, sitting in front of the TV,
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and watching our favorite shows. For many
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kids of the early sixties, that Saturday
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morning ritual was centered around a flying
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squirrel and his moose. Best friend.
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Rocky and Bullwinkle was a cartoon created
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by Ward that chronicled the exploits
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of Rocky, a flying squirrel, and
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the moronic moose Bullwinkle. The
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show was characterized by zeny
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humor and wordplay, poking fun
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at American politics and anti
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communist sensibilities. However,
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creator Jay Ward never expected
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his little show to land him in the middle
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of a real life Cold War crisis. In
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an early episode of the show, Bullwinkle
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takes Rocky to visit his home, a
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tiny island right on the Canadian border
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called Musylvania, damp,
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cold, and with no permanent population.
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Neither the US nor Canada wants to
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Claimmusylvania as their own, leaving
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Bullwinkle as its governor. After
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the episode aired, fan mail came in from
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across the country begging to visit the
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real Musylvania, which gave creator
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Jay Ward a great idea. In
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nineteen sixty two, Jay asked his
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publicist Howard Brandy for help
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with the scheme to drum up publicity for
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the next season of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Phase
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one, they would lease a small island
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in a lake on the Canadian border. Phase
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two, they would travel around the country
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gathering signatures and support. Phase
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three, they would petition President John
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F. Kennedy to annex the island from
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Canada and Makemosylvania
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America's fifty first state. Howard
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immediately said yes. Once the island
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was leased, Jay and Howard loaded
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into a multicolored van and set
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out on the campaign trail. At
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each stop, Jay and Howard rolled
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into town while blasting circus music.
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They would give grand speeches about how the residents
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of Musylvania, who need I remind
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you did not exist, were sick
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of being passed over for other territories
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like Alaska and Hawaii. They laid
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out some of the finer tenants of the Musylvania
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Manifesto, like how Musylvania
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demanded aid from the United States to
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the tune of exactly eighteen billion dollars
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and four cents. Then they would
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encourage residents to sign a petition for statehood
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to be delivered to the White House. After
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stopping in over fifty cities, driving
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thousands of miles, and collecting more signatures
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than they could count, the big day had finally
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arrived. On October twenty seventh of
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nineteen sixty two, Jay Ward and
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Howard Brandy arrived at the White
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House. Jay was in rare form,
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blasting silly music and dressed
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in a Napoleon costume. When he
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was stopped at the gate by Secret Service, he
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declared that they were there to see President Kennedy
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to petition him for Musylvania statehood.
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When he was asked to leave, he replied
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that he would not, as of course, he
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had diplomatic immunity. To Jay's
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surprise, this caused the Secret Service
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agent to pull out his gun. You
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see, what Jay and Howard didn't know is that they
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had picked the worst possible day to show
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up unannounced at the White House. Just a
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few days earlier, on October fourteenth
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of nineteen sixty two, an American
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spy plane had spotted nuclear missile
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sites hidden in Cuba. This
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had kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis,
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thirteen of the tensest days in American
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history. At that very moment, moment, America
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was as close as it had ever been to
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a full scale nuclear war with Russia.
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What's worse, that very morning, an American
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pilot was shot down and killed over Cuba.
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As Jay and Howard rolled up to
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the White House gates to demand statehood for
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Musylvania, President Kennedy was
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weighing whether to declare war. The
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Secret Service sent Jay and Howard packing,
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much to Jay's disappointment, as he
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later said he thought that President Kennedy
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had a sense of humor. It wasn't until
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after they left that they learned just how
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serious the situation was. The
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crisis was resolved peacefully the next
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day, when the US promised to remove missiles
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from Turkey and the Soviets promised to
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do the same in Cuba. For their part,
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Jay and Howard never did get Mussylvania
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declared the fifty first state, and
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in all honesty, maybe it's better they didn't.
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The country had just survived the Cuban
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missile crisis. With j Ward's sense of
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humor, it wouldn't be long before he declared
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a musil crisis of his own.
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If you've spent any time with jigsaw puzzles,
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you know the satisfaction that comes from the last
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piece falling into place, and you
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may also have experienced that uniquely horrible
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frustration that comes when it doesn't,
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When you reach into the box and find
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that the final piece is missing. This
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discovery is usually followed by a frantic
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search. You check the floor, under
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the couch, inside the cushions, the pockets
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of your hoodie. You wonder if your dog
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ate it, or if some psychopath walked off
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with the final piece just to torment
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you. But in the end, the reason it's
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gone doesn't matter. The puzzle is incomplete,
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and from now on you will be too.
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Okay, maybe that's a bit dramatic, but it's hard
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to deny that there's something about the human mind
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that gravitates toward puzzles and hates
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leaving them unfinished. Well in nineteen
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twelve, that in distinct drove the German scientist
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Alfred Wigner to look at a model
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globe and see something no one else
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had. He realized that the continent's
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edges fit together, suggesting that they
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had once been part of a single land mass.
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Geologists now refer to this sea shaped
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super continent as Pangaea. In
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our planet's early history, it comprised
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virtually all of the land on Earth, but
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around two hundred million years ago, shifting
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tectonic plates caused the land mass
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to split apart into the continents that
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we have today. It's taken a
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lot of work, but geologists now have a
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pretty accurate picture of how it all fit
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together. This knowledge has ramifications
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for countless other fields, explaining
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things about the Earth's climate, biodiversity
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of plant and animal life, and where
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ore deposits exist. So it
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would seem that scientists have completed the puzzle,
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so to speak, But for decades there
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was one glaring problem, a missing
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piece. It seemed that there was a continent
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roughly the width of the United States that was
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nowhere to be found. You know, it
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existed due to a massive underwater
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basin off the northwestern shore of
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Australia. This basin is called the
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Argo Abyssle Plane, and it led geologists
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to dub the missing continent our Goland.
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They believe that around one hundred and fifty five
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million years ago, our Goland broke
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off from the super continent and drifted toward
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modern Southeast Asia. At that point,
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it seems to have vanished. And that's
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a massive problem because if continents
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can simply disappear, it undermines
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everything we know about Pangaea and
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plate tectonics. That's why
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around twenty sixteen, a team of
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Dutch researchers embarked on an expedition
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to find the lost continent. They
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initially wondered if the continent had sunk
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beneath the ocean. If that were true, they expected
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to find it beneath the islands of Southeast
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Asia, but it wasn't there. Next,
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they considered whether another continent could
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have slid on top of our Goland, burying
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it beneath the Earth's crust. That's what happened
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to Greater Adria, an ancient continent
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that now lies underneath the Europe, but
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based on the available evidence, it didn't seem
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to be the case for our Goland. The team
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didn't give up, though. For seven years they
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tested rock samples from around the world,
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and in twenty twenty three they announced
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a groundbreaking discovery. Our
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Goland didn't sink beneath the waves
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or into the Earth's mantle. Instead,
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it broke up into countless smaller fragments
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that eventually got folded in with other land
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masses. The team found pieces of the
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lost continent scattered throughout the jungles
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of Indonesia and Mayanmar, which
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means that the final puzzle piece has
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been found. We can all rest a bit easier
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knowing that the bedrock theories of modern geology
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are still in place. Scientists
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can still reasonably construct what
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the Earth looked like in the distant past,
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and ironically that knowledge can help
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them predict what it will look like in
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the future. Because the continents
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are still shifting. Instead of drifting
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apart, they're pulling closer together. Eventually
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they will reform into a new supercontinent,
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and like Pangaea, that future land
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masks will eventually break up all over
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again, although what happens
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after that is a puzzle for
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another day.
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I hope you've enjoyed today's guided tour of
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the Cabinet of Curiosities. Subscribe
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for free on Apple Podcasts, or learn
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more about the show by visiting Curiosities
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podcast dot com.
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The show was created by me Aaron
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Mankey in partnership with how Stuff
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Works. I make another award winning
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show called Lore, which is a podcast,
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book series, and television show, and
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you can learn all about it over at the Worldoflore
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dot com. And until next
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time, stay curious.
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