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I'm your host, Heather

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McMahon. Hello

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ladies and gentlemen and welcome to

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another episode of episode of the absolutely not I'm your

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host your host, Heather am so thrilled to

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have one of my dearest friends friends, an

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talented musician and just an overall an

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overall fattiana kind of guy and and gentlemen. He's

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been on here before before, but it's

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his birthday week thought we thought we should

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do a little birthday celebration and bring

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you back on of course Logan, the hell

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you been? you been? how've you been?

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I'm great. Good. Good. We have been running around

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all day. all day. Logan came on a a little

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trip, if you will, a work trip with

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your Auntie Heather and you saw saw the shit

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that we do. We do more shit before

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noon than most people do in a week.

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do in a week. 100% of gray. Yeah, and I

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feel like I probably have diarrhea in just

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a little bit once all this stuff settles. all

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this sure. Yeah for sure. It

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was Yeah, no a pretty heavy

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meal for 1045, but 1045, but it was a

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heavy meal. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, I'll do a do

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a half an half Yeah, they're like

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well. Here's bottle of of guillante. Right, yeah. And

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right. Cool. Great. This great. This is wonderful.

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the hell you been? you on the new album. on

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the you, thank you. It's so good, so good, Thank

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you, I appreciate it. know I I adore you.

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You're so great in concert. You're so great

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live, but the album is so fantastic. I love

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all the you know, the nods you fantastic. do Georgia. Oh, of

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of course, don't say don't say Atlanta's my favorite. song.

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That a great song. I I love that song.

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I always, we're you know, we're in Atlanta

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right now. it. I always like, I don't like and I was

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like, I don't like Atlanta. in And there was, we

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were in but Mississippi, this song about a girl that cheated on me with a dude

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song about a girl that cheated on me with

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a dude that lived in Atlanta. I hate Atlanta. And

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as soon as I said that, I made eye

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contact with this guy in show Atlanta up, I said, I'm so sorry, it's

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all right, it's all after the show, he walked up and right.

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It's so sorry, said, it's all right, man, it's all

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right. It's all right, I all it. right, right. It's all right. It's

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all right. no, it was fun making a record.

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Like it was so, it was great. So,

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it was nice. I think I asked you

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this last time, but I am still confused.

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The difference between a record and album. I

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still don't get it, Logan. I feel like

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we went through this in-depth last time. I

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think that this is how I think it

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works. I don't know. You have the single,

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right? And then you have an album. And

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then you have an EP. A record is

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I think any recorded music of any type

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at all. Okay. So if I go make

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a single, that could be a record. Because

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I think it's from back in the day.

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Got it because it was an actual physical

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record. So there was a single on the

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record or an EP is, it's all about

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time too. So it's like when I say

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a bit, I could do bits, I could

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do a thousand bits in an hour, I

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could do one bit, I could do two

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bits. It's just a joke. I think that's

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how that works. Okay, we're both highly confused,

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but I'm here. I don't know. If somebody

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does know DM me, please tell me. But

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I think it is, I think, I call

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them all records. I'm just as a record.

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Great. Well, the records, the record period is

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so great. Walk me through the process. I

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mean, listen, you've had such a wild trajectory,

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right? Like we became buddies on TikTok. You

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were already doing music. Your junior, senior, year

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year at UGA. You graduated moved to Nashville.

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came out with some singles, was doing the

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damn thing, then you went on your first

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door, and now this record is out, this

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album, I mean walk me through what it's

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been like the last year and a half

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since we saw you last. I don't know,

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I don't know, I hadn't really slowed down

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at all, which is been nice, but it's

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like we did, you know, I came on

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here what. last July, whenever it was. And

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then we started to tour with Megan Moroni,

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the second one, and then the top of

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this year we started in January with Cameron

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Marlow, who's a bad-ass artist, went back with

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Megan, did festivals, put out six singles, did

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the record, did the record, did the record,

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did the tour, did the record, did the

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tour, did the record, did the tour, did

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the record, I love always like having stuff.

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and I've cried, I'm not a crier. I'm

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not very like, I'm a sensitive, empathic, kind

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of like emotional person, but I'm not a,

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like, you can really hurt my feelings, I'm

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gonna cry. I have cried every single day

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in the last week. I don't know what

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the fuck is wrong with me. I've just

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been like, and I think it's because I

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have a little downtime, where I'm just like.

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I don't know what to do with myself

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unless I am full throttle all the time.

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Yeah, I'm the same way. But then you

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do that and then you run yourself. Into

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the ground. Into Betty Ford. Right. There is

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a middle ground, but I don't, I haven't

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found it. I don't know if you found

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it. No, I haven't found it. And then

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people say, like, take time for yourself and

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do this and do that. But then when

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I, when I don't respond to an email

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within, I don't know, 90 fucking seconds, my

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manager is calling me up my ass. And

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I'm like, I'm driving. Okay, I'm trying to

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abide by the laws of the road and

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not text and drive. Let it bitch live.

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Oh my God. No. Uh-uh. Yeah. So let's

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talk about the road because you came over

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to my house last night. You were having

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some wine. You were having some wine. You

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were having some wine. We were having some

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wine. We were sharing war stories. We were

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sharing war stories. We, yes. Okay, what happened

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with the tour bus? Because you, I was

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on the road and you sent me a

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photo of your burnt to the ground tour

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bus. Yeah, well, let's talk about it. So

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first it was a church van. So thank

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God it wasn't the bus. So we have

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a van. We have a trailer

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on it. I don't, we don't know what

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happened. We were, we were, we were, we

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were, we were legally allowed to talk about.

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Well, legally I think we can say that

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it happened, but I don't know like what,

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like we were going from Mobile, Alabama, the

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Middlefield, Georgia, my hometown, and we're driving down

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the road, you know, and then starts making

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a noise, pull over, it's on fire. And

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I was like, well, Because that's the most

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helpless thing because then you're just well, what

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do you do? You can't do anything. Were

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you able to we're able to secure all

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the instruments? Yeah, we didn't lose anything outside

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of well we didn't lose anything. There was

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a couple things that we did lose, like

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in the van, you know, shoes and, you

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know, in-ear monitors and stuff. And then there

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was some damaged equipment, but there was nothing

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that was like, okay, this is not. It

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wasn't like Ronnie was trapped in the back

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and we didn't get him. No, everybody got

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out. Yeah, it was, but it was, you

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just, you're in the middle of nowhere, Alabama.

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That's the most helpless place in. on the

6:14

side of the road and you're just, and

6:17

then, you know, the funny thing though is

6:19

like, all right, well, get in the, this

6:21

car, you have to go play the show,

6:23

because my hometown show biggest, most tickets we

6:25

sold on the tour. And you're showing up

6:27

in like an Uber pool. I got, I

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pulled up to my hometown show in a

6:32

2015 Nissan Ultima that had a bedazzled Mississippi

6:34

state license plate. Hell yeah, hell yeah. I

6:36

was like, okay, this is what it is.

6:38

You're like, thank you, Jasmine, I'll give you

6:40

five stars. Right, somehow my guitar player's brother

6:42

was at the show and he was like

6:44

30 minutes in front of us going home

6:47

and then they were like, no, no, no,

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you have to turn around and come get

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us. We slept at some. We got to

6:53

the hotel at 730 in the morning and

6:55

I was like, no, no, no, you have

6:57

to turn around and come get us. We

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slept at some, we slept at some, this,

7:02

we slept at some, this, this, we slept,

7:04

we slept, we slept, we slept, we slept,

7:06

we slept, we slept, we slept, we slept,

7:08

we slept, we slept, we slept, we slept,

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we're checking in. We slept, we slept, we

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slept, we slept, we slept, we slept, we

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slept, we slept, and, we slept, we slept,

7:17

we slept, we slept, we're checking in. We

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slept, we And I said, yeah, we're supposed

7:21

to be in the room asleep now, but

7:23

we've had some issues with travel. And he

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said, yeah, one of my flights got canceled

7:27

one time. And I just looked at everybody

7:29

and I said, I'm going to go upstairs.

7:32

Yeah. And I'm going to go to sleep.

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Yeah, I'm going to go outside. I'm going

7:36

to smoke a quick cigarette and then I'm

7:38

going to go upstairs because you don't. know

7:40

what I've just been through. Right. I was

7:42

like, yeah, the plane, my plane also, you

7:44

know, the flight got canceled. Yeah, sure. People

7:47

don't understand that. It's like a corridor in

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between Georgia and Alabama. I mean, listen, my,

7:51

when I went to Old Miss, there was,

7:53

they've even fixed the road since, but there

7:55

would be three hours on the road where

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there was fucking nothing. And that's what my

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dad made me get me get a. If

8:02

your fucking little jetta breaks breaks. the side

8:04

of the road and you're in the middle

8:06

of nowhere and some trucker pulls over with

8:08

bad intentions you didn't be able to protect

8:10

yourself. And then it's solely why why I

8:12

got a firearm was for that three-hour drive

8:14

in the middle of fucking nowhere. It is

8:17

nothing. It's like and I mean from Mobile

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Alabama to Mill Georgia you hit like maybe

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Montgomery and then you're I don't know that

8:23

you hit one city. Montgomery is already fighting

8:25

for your life too. And then you can't,

8:27

there's nothing, when you get to Georgia, you

8:29

kind of hit Columbus, but you're not really,

8:32

and then you like get to Macon, and

8:34

you're just like, finally, there's people. You literally

8:36

emerge from the woods and you're like, there's

8:38

people. Yeah, no, it's, yeah, this is the

8:40

same thing like Nashville. Oxford anything out like

8:42

in the Southeast there's just you're gonna go

8:44

stretches of there is are there people are

8:47

there people and there's always some sort of

8:49

it's on a pizza hut it's a pizza

8:51

what's the freaking place it's always like this

8:53

random hunt brothers brothers hunt brothers have you

8:55

ever had I've never had it oh my

8:57

god have you had it is a good

8:59

it is phenomenal I have it all the

9:02

time Yeah, it's always

9:04

connected to a pilot. Okay, listen, whenever you're on

9:06

the road, there are things, I've ate things that

9:08

I never thought I would eat. And it's just

9:10

like, I'm gonna have this diet coke from this

9:13

fountain machine that hasn't been serviced in eight years.

9:15

Has not been clean. Just so you know, you

9:17

were absolutely engulfing black mold. Oh, 100% yeah, and

9:19

it's like, yeah, I'll take the taco, the street

9:21

tacos. You, sir, you are in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. You

9:24

don't need to eat anything from the 7-Eleven, but

9:26

you did. But you do. But you do. That's

9:28

survival. I mean, listen, you're on your first, like,

9:30

because touring, because touring with music is different, but

9:33

you did, and it's okay. That's survival. I mean,

9:35

you're on your first, like, you're, you're on your

9:37

first, you're on your first, like, like, like, like,

9:39

you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're,

9:42

you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're,

9:44

you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're,

9:46

you're, you're, you deplorable. The airport thing was interesting.

9:48

We did the first tour this year with Cameron

9:51

was a lot of nationwide stuff and it was

9:53

a lot of airports and you're just like why

9:55

am I in the salt? City International Airport at

9:57

4.27 in the morning. Nobody's here. There's not, there's

9:59

no coffee. But there's one Mormon on a mission

10:02

trying to breach to you and you're like, I

10:04

just need this cutobo to open because so I

10:06

can get some sort of weird breakfast case idea.

10:08

Just I've been to like every airport, I feel

10:11

like in the United States before 6 o'clock and

10:13

it's starting to, starting to wear on you. But

10:15

yeah, I mean, it's, you, it's road life, bro.

10:17

The road's great. Well, I mean, it is great

10:20

until, you know, your stuff burns down, but it's

10:22

fine. I love it. The stories are great, too.

10:24

Like, I mean, oh my God. And here's a

10:26

thing, you'll look back, too, which is wild. Like,

10:29

I think about the first year that I ever

10:31

went on the road, and it was just myself

10:33

and my buddy, and we were literally in a

10:35

van, running our own merch, doing all this shit,

10:37

and it was like the best fucking time. Oh,

10:40

my dad sells merch. Oh hell yeah, he does.

10:42

If my dad was not dead, he too would

10:44

sell merch. Oh God. It's fine, he would. He

10:46

would have sold merch and he would have made

10:49

sure that we were size inclusive because he was

10:51

a big boy. Your dad sells merch. Your dad

10:53

came up to me. I came to your show

10:55

in Nashville. My dad told me about this. Yeah,

10:58

your dad said, he just said if you ever

11:00

get into trouble. You call me. And I said,

11:02

I might have some people I need to take

11:04

care of. He goes, you call me. And then

11:07

he crushed a Miller lot and I said, that's

11:09

right, daddy. I think I asked him to be

11:11

my new daddy. And he was on board and

11:13

your mom didn't care. It was kind of sexual,

11:15

also kind of like he's going to, and your

11:18

mom didn't care. It was kind of sexual, also

11:20

kind of like, he's going to take me, also,

11:22

kind of sexual, kind of like, he's going to

11:24

take me, also, kind of sexual, also, also, also,

11:27

also, kind of sexual, kind of like he's going

11:29

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no friends. Also, I am trying to make month,

23:40

I may make like $12 off this show, which

23:42

is fine, but it's the small, that's what you

23:44

do, the first one. You know what I need

23:46

you to do? I need you to support the

23:49

arts. I need you to go ahead and spend

23:51

the $8. Listen, my mom, it told every single

23:53

woman at our country club, she's like, he had

23:55

tapings, I need 100 tickets for everybody at the

23:57

country club. I was like, these are rich people.

24:00

They have memberships to a country club. Let them

24:02

fucking pay. I'd rather give it to the fans

24:04

who would actually give a shit. These are all

24:06

people in their 70s who were having their 70s

24:08

who were having people in their 70s who were

24:11

having cash out the raw thigh array yet. Get

24:13

the fuck out of here. Well, that was the

24:15

thing too. It's always the people that I don't

24:17

want to buy. But you know what, those people,

24:20

it doesn't matter because that's karma and those are

24:22

the good people and they will, and you will

24:24

promote them and they will promote you and it's

24:26

a gorgeous cyclical like beautiful relationship. It's, it is

24:28

the six distant cousin who's just like, you are

24:31

asking a lot out of me, spend $8 down

24:33

in Milligville. Are you out of your mind? You

24:35

know what next time? Just send a photo and

24:37

it doesn't matter that the van burned, burned up,

24:40

you know, you know, you know, you just send

24:42

a video. Can't talk right now. And then just

24:44

send a video or a photo of the, the,

24:46

the torched bus. I'm gonna use that for a

24:48

long time. Just say, yep, sorry man, busy. Can

24:51

I tell you? After my dad died, I mean,

24:53

my dad's almost been dead nine years, I will

24:55

milk that shit till the day I die. I

24:57

will go to a beauty counter and Neiman Marcus

24:59

and like if I can muster up a couple

25:02

of tears, I'll just tell him I gotta get

25:04

ready for daddy for daddy's funeral. And then I

25:06

get ready for daddy's funeral for a whole bag

25:08

for daddy's funeral. And then I get a whole

25:11

bag of like free shinnel bag of like free

25:13

shinnel shinnel shinnel shinn. That's what you do, bitch.

25:15

Because guess what? He's still dead. It ain't a

25:17

lie. You know, your band did burn up. The

25:19

band did burn up. We did. Yeah, we were

25:22

stranded in Alabama. But hell. So the records come

25:24

out. It's so incredible. You know, what have you

25:26

learned through that process? I don't know, I feel

25:28

like I've learned a lot about myself. You know,

25:31

you start to write, you move to town and

25:33

you're just writing songs to write songs. Because you

25:35

need to and you're trying to figure out how

25:37

to get better at it. And I'm still not

25:39

great at writing songs, but I have great co-writers.

25:42

And I think it's that being vulnerable with the

25:44

whole process. And just like, well, this is what

25:46

I went through, or this is what I'm going

25:48

through, let's right to write a song about. I

25:50

mean, like, that's the biggest thing. And then now,

25:53

like, we're already, you know, kind of writing songs

25:55

for, like, the kind of getting songs together for

25:57

another record or another project. And I said, well,

25:59

we know what this one's going to be. So

26:02

let's go say it. So it's more, which I

26:04

like that because I like that because I like

26:06

that because I like that because I like that

26:08

because I like that because I like that because

26:10

I like that because I like that. So it's

26:13

more, which I like that because I like that

26:15

because I like that because I like that because

26:17

I like that because I like that because I

26:19

like that because I like that because I like

26:22

that I like that because I like that I

26:24

like that I like that I like that I

26:26

like that because I like that I like that

26:28

I like that I like that I like that

26:30

I like that I like that I like that

26:33

I like that I like, I like, I like,

26:35

I like, I like, I like, I like, I

26:37

like, I I mean everybody around you goes great

26:39

and then you do it. I'm still figuring out.

26:41

I've always been like a storyteller and but now

26:44

I'm realizing like I'm just you know your point

26:46

of view just gets more specific and it just

26:48

narrows down for sure. Then you figure out all

26:50

right what exactly am I saying? What am I

26:53

what am I conveying? What am I trying to

26:55

connect with? Yeah. I mean your songs are fantastic

26:57

though. I appreciate it. It's cool to watch them

26:59

come to life too. You know where you go,

27:01

like this was a work tape at two in

27:04

the morning and you're probably too drunk to have

27:06

made one and then you turn it in and

27:08

then they turn that into a demo into a

27:10

you know an actual record and then yeah you

27:12

go play it. I still don't know that I

27:15

still can't believe people know my songs. Yeah, which

27:17

is crazy. Is that weird? a weird feeling standing

27:19

on stage that has to be so surreal you're

27:21

standing on stage and they're singing 2019 back to

27:24

you right you know yeah the first show on

27:26

that tour that we did in Birmingham it's like

27:28

we got out there and they were so loud

27:30

uh-huh that we could not hear ourselves in our

27:32

ears because we're just like we usually keep them

27:35

at the same level and all of our stuff

27:37

is maxed out mine is going in and out

27:39

I can't hear anything it just keeps going on

27:41

and on they're screaming Right, I'm just like, what

27:44

is happening? I literally was going on the stage,

27:46

this is after the lady with the cigarette, we'll

27:48

call her Becky, you know, drink her beer with

27:50

me, and then we get on the stage, and

27:52

as soon as I step foot on the stage,

27:55

it goes silent. And I'm just like, I know

27:57

I'm supposed to be singing, you don't know what

27:59

I'm supposed to be, yeah. And so, you know,

28:01

you figure all that out, but it's not weird,

28:03

I guess it's not weird, I guess. the songs.

28:06

It's crazy. And whenever you can hold the mic

28:08

out and they sing, which is great, sometimes I

28:10

get so out of breath, I'm like, take this

28:12

verse, damn it. Can I tell you? My secret,

28:15

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28:17

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28:19

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28:21

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28:23

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28:26

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28:28

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28:30

you know, musicians where you get to like, give

28:32

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28:35

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28:37

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28:39

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28:41

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28:43

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28:46

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28:52

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at L-U-M-E-D-E-O-D-O-R-D-O-R-A-N-T. Please. it like being in

34:01

a band What's it like being in

34:03

a band dynamic when you're on the road?

34:05

in close quarters, you're trying to quarters, you're trying to

34:07

make it work, everyone's driving each other that's

34:09

mean, that's just the way the road is.

34:11

Yeah, we're all, all the band is pretty tight.

34:13

tight. all pretty tight. We're all friends outside

34:15

of it But yeah, I mean, there's

34:17

definitely days where where you're like, hey, man, have you

34:20

you pressed? your teeth? Yeah, teeth? Jesus Christ. Or like, you

34:22

don't see it. You're breathing too close. Right. Why Why are

34:24

you sitting there? I sitting want to sit

34:26

there sit there. It's it's, never never, never had a

34:28

thing where it was like it was like a falling

34:30

out of, right, I hate you that thing. No,

34:32

it's it's different when like I'm the artist and

34:35

the backing band and I do love those

34:37

guys those guys. And so, but we, you know,

34:39

I think we do pretty well. We're

34:41

getting on each other's nerves. But there's

34:43

been a couple of times that But

34:45

just like, hey, if you times quit just like,

34:47

hey, if you, if you don't quit smacking the whatever

34:49

just shut up. ate, just going to, I did look at

34:51

Dylan my guitar gonna, looked at him a couple at

34:53

like, if you don't shut up, I'm going to fire

34:55

you. we he knows I don't mean it, but he

34:58

also knows I'm shut up. gonna, I'm you don't close

35:00

your mouth while you're chewing I'm gonna, I'm I will shut

35:02

choke you out right now up, in the back

35:04

of this van. shut up, What are your creature

35:06

comforts on the road? up, Like, what what are the

35:08

three things in your bag where you're like, like,

35:10

have these things. I'm not gonna make it without

35:12

gonna make don't, when we're doing see, I don't,

35:14

when we're don't drink. big drink, of tours, I

35:16

I didn't drink for like 55 days

35:18

when days on the store, I didn't drink for

35:20

like not days. Not but I was. It

35:22

was like, I I didn't drink that

35:24

rehearsals and then I didn't drink I

35:27

we were on the road. like, I I

35:29

gotta have you know, for rehearsals and the I didn't

35:31

drink. the wired headphones, sorry? The dingle Those are

35:33

great, those are quality, but I still

35:35

like listening to music through those. That,

35:37

I quality, need music through I I to have

35:39

a wallet need because I like to buy

35:42

stuff. Okay. a wallet what are we doing? What

35:44

did we buy with our first paycheck?

35:46

I mean, do we have any What do we buy

35:48

with moments or just I still in we have

35:50

any luxurious apartment

35:52

still has a still in I'm

35:54

trying to flight survival? of

35:56

that apartment still in the south

35:58

with I'm trying to have. it's not ideal. You

36:00

it's not ideal. just you're like, I'm just

36:02

actually sit sit outside because it actually feel better

36:04

out there. feel better outside under know it sit outside

36:07

and the window unit day and a freeze just drips on you and you're

36:09

drips on you and you're like, this is actually I can

36:11

thing Yeah, do. to say they don't knock you out.

36:13

have to I I have to have my boots just sure. you

36:15

and you're here's one thing, I have to have a

36:17

belt. I think a belt person. Okay, think I about that. do. I

36:19

can mean, this is a like, I this is a belt

36:21

from Dollar General. like, this is the best belt that

36:23

I've ever had in my life. It's lasted me

36:25

for over a year. like, I We were playing a festival

36:27

out I don't like, I don't I I

36:29

don't know it was. No, No, they didn't know where it

36:31

was was. In the the middle of legitimately nowhere. There was like

36:33

eight people there there about to get on stage and

36:35

I'm like, I don't have a belt I'm so

36:37

the have a belt. And so the truck where I'm gonna go, well, hell,

36:39

you a belt the truck, so it went down to

36:41

we got this General, it's been the best belt But

36:43

I have to have a belt like I don't

36:45

know why and my pants fit belt, I just

36:47

need a belt like I I just have to a just security

36:49

like a Yeah, it's like Yeah, I don't have like belt

36:51

chapstick, I have to have chapstick. I'm just like, I have the shakes. No,

36:53

just like, with have the a panic attack. what's

36:55

wrong with my chapstick. a my dollar attack. It I just

36:58

funny because I need my own a general What? I do not own is funny

37:00

because and don't own a belt in the car on my way to do

37:02

not own a belt the other day and I said, was

37:04

actually driving in the car like, way to

37:06

the mountains the other day and I

37:08

said, like, like, feel like maybe this is the

37:10

year that I like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm

37:12

shaped like an like, like, like, I just and there

37:14

is not a belt that not a around that goes

37:16

around me. I don't want to accentuate my

37:18

largest what I mean? Now what I mean? And

37:20

now I could do an anklet. I could I

37:22

accentuate that, know. know. you're more of a straight

37:24

of a straight like, you know, know, you, you could. I'm built

37:26

like a, I'm built like a fucking pole. Yeah. like I'm

37:28

just gonna let's just be honest just

37:30

be honest here. I weigh 180 pounds. Okay. I

37:32

don't pick things don't pick things

37:34

up. I don't run. I don't run. I

37:36

out for worked out for. about months,

37:38

I was I of on this, know, this, you

37:41

know, thing went to the gym, had a trainer and I just woke up one

37:43

day a I was like, no. and just woke up

37:45

one day and I need to I know it would probably

37:47

help me not be a stressed about stuff, but like

37:49

I don't I don't want to do a run about

37:52

stuff, but like I I also don't have enough energy. I

37:54

gonna tell you this right now. I've said

37:56

this so many times on this podcast, to but

37:58

I heard this quote one time enough energy. is

38:00

the only thing I've ever agreed with him

38:02

on. He said he doesn't exercise because you're

38:05

you only have a certain amount of energy

38:07

during the day and once it's done it's

38:09

done and I'm like I actually agree with

38:11

that like I can't exercise before a show

38:14

that's just gonna tucker me the fuck out.

38:16

I also don't want to start my day

38:18

with the run. No! That was my thing

38:20

when I went. Then you're nauseous and sweaty

38:23

to like 2 o'clock in the afternoon? When

38:25

I went to the gym, I was, I

38:27

would get up at 645, be there by

38:29

715 and then be done by like 830

38:32

and I'm just like, and then in Nashville

38:34

you don't really start working until 11. You

38:36

don't start writing songs. So then I'm just

38:38

sitting there in a just a puddle of

38:41

just a puddle. Why? And then I've already

38:43

had, if I'm working out in the morning,

38:45

then I'm also consuming about 10,000 more calories

38:47

during that day. Right. Because I'm gonna have

38:50

something before I work out, then I gotta

38:52

have a protein situation afterwards, then I'm having

38:54

my first lunch at 11, second lunch at

38:56

2. then I need a little pre-dinner snack.

38:58

You know what I mean? Some sort of

39:01

apertivo. Yeah, about 4.30. And then I have

39:03

some sort of T-bone, tomahawk steak because I'm

39:05

bulking. You know, like, it just makes me

39:07

hungry. I don't eat that much, which is

39:10

probably, that probably explains why, you know, there's

39:12

some stuff wrong with me, but yeah, I'm

39:14

just, I don't know. That wasn't my thing,

39:16

but I think I need to start, but

39:19

I have some buddies that like, they just

39:21

kind of go whenever throughout the day, which

39:23

that's nice. It's more of like, because I

39:25

don't have a routine. I don't know what

39:28

I'm doing tomorrow. Like, no, I have no

39:30

idea. You know, it's so crazy. We don't,

39:32

we don't do well on schedules. And like

39:34

if I had to get up every day

39:37

and every day was the same I would

39:39

lose my mind now in a weird way

39:41

And I don't know if you feel this

39:43

way because you're off the road right now

39:46

for the holidays You probably crave it like

39:48

we were talking about this last night You're

39:50

when you're in the chaos of touring and

39:52

everything it is just go go and you

39:55

crave being home You crave getting up and

39:57

making the same thing for breakfast every day,

39:59

but then when you're actually in it you

40:01

find yourself standing in your kitchen with your

40:04

hand on your hand on your AC unit

40:06

like a such a just a give and

40:08

take business and it's just so you just

40:10

I don't know it's definitely trying to keep

40:13

yourself at I guess equilibrium where you can

40:15

just go whatever way but yeah no I

40:17

love the road but I also like being

40:19

home but I also hate being home because

40:21

I'm sitting on my couch and I'm just

40:24

like well I guess we'll watch Pirates of

40:26

the Caribbean for an eighth time this week

40:28

because why not? What else are you gonna

40:30

do? And that's the other thing, you'll find

40:33

the creature comforts where I have my shows

40:35

where, you know, I was never like a

40:37

friend's person, I was always a Seinfeld girl,

40:39

so I have to watch some, some version

40:42

of a Jewish comedy before I go to

40:44

bed, whether it's curbs enthusiasm, whether it's Seinfeld,

40:46

that's what calms me down. Okay. That's what

40:48

calms me down. Okay. It is, it is

40:51

that I just need to turn it on,

40:53

I know the formula of the show, I

40:55

know exactly what was a typical. holiday weekend

40:57

or holiday situation at your home grown up.

41:00

We did. Okay, this doesn't sound real weird.

41:02

We for Thanksgiving, okay, my great-granddad, he made

41:04

syrup. But he made cane syrup. He made,

41:06

yeah, he made cane syrup. What's the difference?

41:09

Sugar cane, sugar cane syrup. And what do

41:11

you put that in? Alcoholic beverages or on

41:13

pancakes? Well, you

41:15

can do I guess whatever if you we

41:17

always put it on on pancakes, but that

41:20

was I don't know. They just he was

41:22

a farmer and he made syrup. That's what

41:24

he did his whole life. He was born

41:26

in like 1921 and he grew sugarcane and

41:28

then as and he met like that was

41:30

his job. We got a little bit older

41:33

and he quit doing it, but we would

41:35

do it one week out of the year

41:37

as a family tradition. So the whole family

41:39

and we would come down. Well, it was

41:41

beautiful except for like me and my other

41:43

two cousins that we had to go do

41:45

everything the whole week. Of course. Yeah, because

41:48

it was great for everybody else. It was

41:50

like, oh, that's great. I'm like, hey, we're

41:52

11 and we just drug all of that

41:54

sugar can because we can't drive. Yeah. I

41:56

was like, well, we did. So, but y'all

41:58

don't listen to that if you're a cop

42:01

or whatever. We didn't drive. Yeah, we're 11-year-old

42:03

to drive. 1970 to Ford F-15 and you're

42:05

just like, okay, what are you doing here?

42:07

But we did that still do that I'm

42:09

actually doing that this weekend, which will be

42:11

fun. So walk me through that process. You,

42:14

okay, you grow it obviously, you strip it,

42:16

which yeah. You pull the leaves down. Yep,

42:18

you cut it down. Does it kind of

42:20

sugar gain kind of looks like bamboo almost,

42:22

right? Yes, it does, very much. And then

42:24

it gets all the juice out. And then

42:27

you take the juice out and then you

42:29

put it through like this kind of filter

42:31

thing and then you cook it, you ball

42:33

it for like six hours. And then it

42:35

starts, you know, as it gets hotter, you

42:37

know, you kind of move the temperature around,

42:40

you watch it, whatever, and then you take

42:42

it out, you pour it in this big

42:44

ass, that, fat, essentially, with some other things

42:46

in it, like, I don't know what it

42:48

is, exactly, I should pay more attention, I

42:50

just know what it looks like, corn something,

42:53

not start, something like that. Do you mix

42:55

it with corn syrup? Okay. I don't know.

42:57

I need to call my dad. Okay, cool

42:59

daddy. Anyways, and then you put it in

43:01

bottles and then we just, we don't sell

43:03

it anymore we used to. But my, like

43:06

all my uncles, like that was their job.

43:08

Like they had like sugarcane, sugarcane companies. Yeah,

43:10

that's what they did. Wow. So they did

43:12

that, so we do that as a, as

43:14

like a family tradition. Thanksgiving would do that?

43:16

For Thanksgiving. For Thanksgiving. And then... And what

43:19

is our Thanksgiving spread? Because being on Milligville,

43:21

are we talking, are we doing fried turkey?

43:23

You know, because I imagine pulling up to

43:25

your house and you know, knowing your family,

43:27

how I do, because there's such great people,

43:29

I imagine somebody's had a cup, you too

43:32

many, but had these and like I can

43:34

also, now that I know the van went

43:36

up in flames, I also see like that

43:38

fried turkey situation in flames at some point.

43:40

We would do, so we would do Wednesday

43:42

night is when the whole entire family would

43:45

be there. And the family is in like,

43:47

like my grandma and her three siblings and

43:49

all their kids. So you had like, you

43:51

know, 45 people and we would do hot

43:53

dogs and we would do hamburgers. And then

43:55

the next day. Oh my God, we had.

43:58

had chicken, we would go get a hog

44:00

and we would do a hog, we would

44:02

cook it outside, we would put it on

44:04

cinder blocks with, you know, yeah, exactly that

44:06

thing. And we covered up with cardboard and

44:08

then it would roast and then we'd eat

44:11

the... We would do... Oh my god, I'm

44:13

gonna get, I'm gonna get fat. Listen to

44:15

this, we would do black-eyed peas, we would

44:17

do green beans, we would do everything. And

44:19

then there were 11 cakes, we had a

44:21

caramel cake, we had a pecan pie, we

44:24

had an apple pie, we had fritters, we

44:26

had, and then you have- Fridders, wait, wait,

44:28

wait, pause, you know your bitch loves the

44:30

fritter. The fritters are the best. My dad

44:32

used to put them in his pockets when

44:34

he would get there so he would have

44:37

more people. I'm like, hey, did you? One

44:39

day he was been over getting, you know,

44:41

these bottles of syrup and I was like,

44:43

did a fucking apple fritter just fall out

44:45

of your pant, out of your cargo shorts?

44:47

Doesn't, listen, why are you in cargo shorts?

44:50

It's, it's, it's, Jesus birthday, okay? Listen, it

44:52

ain't a family get-together in the South if

44:54

somebody ain't finger and a fritter, you know?

44:56

That, and there, and you know this, because

44:58

you're from the South, there is enough sweet

45:00

tea that if you put it in a

45:03

lake, you could float the fucking Titanic. Yeah,

45:05

listen, the Dead Sea doesn't have shit on

45:07

the amount of sugar in a sweetie. In

45:09

the South, like to the point that there's

45:11

been times that I've drank that I've drank

45:13

it, and I got to cut this. I'm

45:16

so sorry. Uh-huh. Where it's like your foot

45:18

starts to turn a weird color. Yeah, and

45:20

you're like, you're starting to shake real bad.

45:22

And you're just like, what's in that? They're

45:24

like, sugar, and I bet it is. Now

45:26

this is a very specific question, and probably

45:29

a very specific question to Georgia people in

45:31

general, when your grandma, your mom, Mac and

45:33

cheese. Okay. What is the consistency? Is it

45:35

creamy or is there more of like an

45:37

egg cust or dianna? Well grandma it was

45:39

more creamy okay and then my mom was

45:41

more she did it either way either more

45:44

creamy or she also do like the baked

45:46

macaroni which was just insane see that's what

45:48

we did my mimi from Arkansas she would

45:50

make the baked macaroni where it almost like

45:52

with an egg yeah we almost had like

45:54

a thick crust like custard on top and

45:57

it was that that was it we did

45:59

my mom makes a great dressing hell yeah

46:01

then we have an aunt that she's notorious

46:03

for making her dressing. Because everybody's got their

46:05

thing. My grandma's got their dress. My grandma

46:07

is the devil's eggs. And they're great. And

46:10

so that's what we did for Thanksgiving. And

46:12

then my birthday, which is, you know, right

46:14

now, essentially, we would do, I mean, we'd

46:16

just do like a birthday party kind of

46:18

thing, which rolled into like elementary school, which

46:20

rolled into Christmas parties, But well, mom, you

46:23

know, my mom would always be like, oh,

46:25

her head's just hurting. I was like, oh,

46:27

her head hurt. So it's like as you

46:29

get older and you're like, you start to

46:31

see those things and you go, oh, they

46:33

were just real drunk. They were just real

46:36

drunk. They were just real fucked up. So

46:38

that and then, that would roll into, we'd

46:40

do Christmas at my Nana's house, she was

46:42

baller, she owned the good gifts. Nana got

46:44

the, she was, yeah, and then she didn't

46:46

have stockings, okay, she had bags, like big

46:49

ass bags and stuff, so you just went

46:51

home with so much stuff you didn't know

46:53

what to do with it. I did love

46:55

a bag, and my family, our love language

46:57

was never gifts, like my parents, when I

46:59

tell you, were so shitting on the gifts,

47:02

where it would literally, my dad, the night

47:04

before, the night before, the night after Christmas

47:06

and buy whatever the hell you want. We,

47:08

I mean, Christmas is, I will say, for

47:10

being a wealthier family, it really fucking sucked.

47:12

Right. Well, there gets to a point where

47:15

it's like, well, what do you get people?

47:17

Yeah. You know, like, that's how I am

47:19

now, you know, we don't do gifts at,

47:21

at Nana's House, we buy her stuff, you

47:23

know, she'll give us some money, but we

47:25

don't do gifts for each other, because I'm

47:28

like, I'm gonna give you, We're just kids

47:30

and each other at this point. So that's

47:32

what we've kind of and it's more, I

47:34

mean, it's always been and should always be

47:36

more about just the you being with your

47:38

family. Of course, but I just need you

47:41

to know that the one thing I talk

47:43

about with my therapist is how shitting my

47:45

mom and dad. it gives. Okay. My parents

47:47

were good. We didn't have a ton of

47:49

money growing up. Yeah. But I mean, we

47:51

always made it work, which was the fun

47:54

thing about my parents. And like now you

47:56

kind of get older and you're just like,

47:58

oh yeah, we didn't have no money. Yeah.

48:00

It was great. But we would always figure

48:02

stuff out. See, Robin, girl up with so

48:04

no money. Well, I was like, no, no,

48:07

no, no money. And my dad wasn't really

48:09

successful in his business. Like we weren't like

48:11

cruising comfortable until I was about in the

48:13

eighth grade. But it is so funny to

48:15

watch Robin McMahon open gifts do because it's

48:17

such a juxtaposition. Like one minute. I mean,

48:20

she'll just go to Home Goods and I

48:22

mean, she'll just go to Home Goods and

48:24

TJ Max and Ross for less. Everything still

48:26

got the tag on it, the sticker on

48:28

it. You know what I mean? It's just

48:30

the most random shit. If you will never

48:33

get you what you want. It is like,

48:35

I've sent you the link, it's on discount,

48:37

da da da da da. She's still gonna

48:39

find a bootleg version of it, because that's

48:41

Boston Robin. 100%. Yeah, now it's the thing

48:43

where my sister's in college, so, you know,

48:46

my mom and her, like, you know, this

48:48

is what I want, they'll text back and

48:50

forth. And mom's like, what do you want?

48:52

I'm like, I don't. I don't need anything.

48:54

I was like, because if I need something,

48:56

now I just go buy it. If I

48:59

need clothes, I go buy it. If I

49:01

need a guitar, I go buy it. Like,

49:03

I don't know anything I need. I'm like,

49:05

so you don't need anything. And the more

49:07

that I'm like gone on the road and

49:09

I don't live in Georgia anymore and I'm

49:12

not living. And the more that I'm like

49:14

gone on the road and I don't live

49:16

in Georgia anymore and I don't live in

49:18

Georgia, and I don't live in Georgia, and

49:20

I don't live in Georgia, and I don't

49:22

live in Georgia, and I don't live in

49:24

Georgia, and I want to live in Georgia,

49:27

and I want to live in Georgia, and

49:29

I want to live in Georgia, and I

49:31

want to live in Georgia, I want to

49:33

live in Georgia, I want to, I want

49:35

to, I want to, I want to, I

49:37

want to, I want to, I want to,

49:40

I want to, I want to, about everyone.

49:42

That is the greatest gift. That is the

49:44

reason for the season. I'm real lucky that

49:46

all of our, like my family gets along

49:48

real well. Like, we're real close, you know,

49:50

and my grandma's, we're all real close. I'm

49:53

like, that's what I would rather do. Just

49:55

sit around and do that, you know, that's

49:57

great to me. I don't need you to

49:59

go by me. You know, 200 dollar pair

50:01

of shoes that I already have. Listen, we're

50:03

not, we're not a present family, I get

50:06

it, I get it, I get. and do

50:08

present family it is bizarre some people are

50:10

only show affection through materialistic things and it

50:12

is a wild thing to experience oh yeah

50:14

that's just and I mean maybe one that

50:16

look if I'm married you know into a

50:19

family that they want to buy me you

50:21

know look and let me just say I've

50:23

never received the gift It's

50:28

just on the receiving end, but continue, continue.

50:31

Yeah, but either way, traditions, traditions, I love

50:33

a holiday tradition, so were you a Christmas

50:35

Eve because we still go hard on Christmas

50:37

Eve. Christmas Eve, we go out to our

50:39

big dinner, we have a big meal at

50:42

our house, and then Christmas Day, we just

50:44

cruise. You know what I mean? Or is

50:46

it, everyone's coming over on Christmas Day? Like

50:48

we still, if we do presents, we'll do

50:50

them Christmas. We're more Christmas Day now, which

50:52

is nice. So my grandma, my mom's mom,

50:55

well nana is what we call her. She'll

50:57

come over on Christmas Eve, we'll do, you

50:59

know, whatever with her, you know, Santa Claus,

51:01

comes, all the different stuff, you know, and

51:03

then she'll stay the night and then we'll

51:05

do Christmas Day with them. Which is nice

51:08

because it's very just like, you know, this

51:10

is what it is. We don't live far

51:12

from each other. And it's easy. It doesn't

51:14

feel like it's a hassle to get everything.

51:16

And again, we don't do the gifts like

51:19

we used to. So we're not loading up

51:21

a bunch of shit in the back of

51:23

the truck. And then we're not mad at

51:25

each other because you forgot to get. you

51:27

know, Aunt Peggy, her damn gift card to

51:29

T.J. Max, she doesn't want to go to

51:32

T.J. Max, she wants to go to Belk.

51:34

Okay, let me tell you what. So there

51:36

is such a definitive line between a T.J.

51:38

Max gift and a belt gift. Belk is

51:40

the Neiman Marcus of the South. Yes. I

51:42

still go to a belt or a Dillard's

51:45

and I crush a Dillard. Yeah Saturday. Saturday.

51:47

My buddy got married. And I was like,

51:49

I mean, I already had my already had

51:51

my clothes, I already had my clothes, I

51:53

already had my clothes, but let's already had

51:56

my clothes, but let's just go look. let's

51:58

go peruse a belt and I was just

52:00

like oh the street looks nice I may

52:02

do it and then I was like I

52:04

don't need it yeah I mean delks always

52:06

had a supreme just the best clinic counter

52:09

just letting anybody out there know my grandma

52:11

goes there to get her makeup you know

52:13

she always well you know and she calls

52:15

it belks I was it floral yeah yeah

52:17

yeah the crogers look oh the fucking crogers

52:19

I've never understood, we were never Kroger people,

52:22

we were always public people, but a lot

52:24

of people love the Kroger's. We didn't have

52:26

a, we had pigly wiggly. I dig the

52:28

pig bitch. The piglet. And then we had

52:30

a, we had a Kroger, which was great,

52:33

and then we just got a Publix in

52:35

Millageville like nine months ago. So now that's

52:37

the thing. We had the food line. Oh,

52:39

everybody knows the food line. You have the

52:41

food depot. Do you ever get a food

52:43

den? No, we didn't have food line and

52:46

there's food depot. Okay, I didn't have a

52:48

food den. Okay, food line. Yeah, but you

52:50

know, it's all the same at the end

52:52

of the day. Engles. Honey, I got an

52:54

Engles right next to my hair. So you're

52:56

in Atlanta. Engles is classic. Yeah, yeah, Engles

52:59

is great. Yeah, I mean, what was, there

53:01

was one more that we had right down

53:03

the road that my mom, like, I can't

53:05

remember what it was called. It was like,

53:07

Balo. Balo. Balo. Yeah. What were family vacations,

53:10

like, growing up? Oh my God. Were y'all,

53:12

like, Daytona Foot? Were you PC Beach? Where

53:14

are we going? Panama City Beach. Yeah, we

53:16

ain't had no money. So there was a

53:18

lady that we went to church with that

53:20

had a had a condo at a condo.

53:23

I don't all sitting and I think she

53:25

would think she would think she would let.

53:27

I don't think my parents would pay what

53:29

it usually calls to them. We did that

53:31

a lot growing up. So we did that

53:33

a bunch. We did a cruise one year,

53:36

Carnival Cruise, which was insane. I enjoyed that

53:38

actually. We'll get excited because you're coming on

53:40

this cruise. Y'all, if you have not signed

53:42

up for the cruise yet, just so you

53:44

know, Logan's going to be on the cruise.

53:47

Just absolutely finger in some fritters. and playing

53:49

some songs. So just go get your tickets

53:51

now. We did Myrtle Beach one year. We

53:53

went camp. We went, the dirty Myrtle. The

53:55

dirty Myrtle. There's nothing dirtier than the Myrtle.

53:57

No, Myrtle. And people keep trying to sell

54:00

it. They're like, and people keep trying to

54:02

sell it. They're like, no, no, no, there's

54:04

a really. People keep trying to sell it.

54:06

They're like, no, no, no. There's trying to

54:08

get to get to get to the. We

54:10

did that, we went camping one year on

54:13

Jekyll Island, which that was kind of, that

54:15

was actually fun. We did the mountains one

54:17

year, which I love the mountains. So my

54:19

parents actually have a mountain house now. So

54:21

we kind of did everything, whatever was the

54:24

cheapest option possible is what we did. I

54:26

now like to vacation in like, it sounds

54:28

weird, but like the vacation in cities. Oh,

54:30

let's talk about it. Like, Savannah, Georgia is

54:32

my favorite place to kind of go and

54:34

get away. And it's because when you, when

54:37

we, I never understood, and I'm not a

54:39

big beach guy, and if you're a beach

54:41

person listening to this, I don't really give

54:43

a shit if this person listening to this,

54:45

I don't really give a shit if this

54:47

hurts your feeling, I don't really give a

54:50

shit if this hurts your feet, down the

54:52

beach, and then set it across the street,

54:54

in the sun from 10 o'clock to 5

54:56

o'clock and you're going to get roasted, you're

54:58

going to get burnt, you're going to be

55:00

sweating, somebody's going to be over-served and they

55:03

got to get their shit together before you

55:05

have to go pay $100 for overpriced oysters

55:07

right down the street. I was just always

55:09

like, I don't know if this is my

55:11

speed. But it's fine. I mean, see you,

55:14

but I'm just a big, I'm more like

55:16

the mountains because I just want to be

55:18

left alone and I don't love hot weather

55:20

or like Savannah. Yeah, I can tell you're

55:22

starting to look like Dracula. I think we

55:24

need to get a little sun kiss on

55:27

the cheeks. Yeah, I know. You're blended into

55:29

the walls these days. We got to get

55:31

a little sun. Yeah. my job is to

55:33

get on a stage when it's dark inside

55:35

of a bar and sing. People don't realize

55:37

that one of the problems about doing what

55:40

we do is, there are some days you

55:42

never see the outside. You maybe walk from

55:44

your car to the back of a theater,

55:46

you go in there at 3 p.m., do

55:48

sound check, you're working on stuff, work on

55:51

the show, and then you reemer at 2

55:53

a.m. You never see the sun. There was

55:55

a, I watched Seline Dionne's documentary so great,

55:57

but she said the thing, you know, her

55:59

son's like, what's your favorite place you've ever

56:01

been? And she was like, how, you know,

56:04

what would you think if I told you

56:06

that I've been all around the world? But

56:08

I've seen none of it. It's like there

56:10

are days that you don't. Like when we

56:12

played Calgary stampede with the Jones Brothers, so

56:14

great, we flew in, got to the hotel,

56:17

went to the whole day, went out, and

56:19

flew out. So we were like, oh, how

56:21

was Canada? I'm like, I don't know. Was

56:23

I in Canada? Was I in Canada? I

56:25

don't know. Didn't see it. But that's how

56:28

it is. And people think that you're, you

56:30

know. Oh, you're traveling all the time and

56:32

you're doing... Yeah. And some days you are,

56:34

and look, I have the, and I'm sure

56:36

you agree, I'm the most blessed person in

56:38

the world that this is what I get

56:41

to do for a living, but, you know,

56:43

you're not on a vacation every day. I

56:45

don't have time to go to museums. People

56:47

who send me like a curated artistic experience

56:49

and they're sitting there. Okay, can I tell

56:51

you? That's absolutely not my life. Rental car

56:54

companies can never figure it the fuck out.

56:56

How are we in 2024? The year of

56:58

our lord. We roll up. Presidents club, gold,

57:00

all the things, and they just never have

57:02

the car. I don't understand what the system

57:05

is in the computer. Are we not scanning

57:07

the cars so you know the Tahoe's back?

57:09

Like they never have the card that we

57:11

need. The thing I don't like, and I

57:13

don't, this is probably going to be a

57:15

niche thing, but you may understand this, I

57:18

don't understand like what the rental cars or

57:20

with the hotel rooms or whatever it is,

57:22

if I go book it and then I

57:24

pay for it then, or it says that

57:26

I paid for it, why the fuck do

57:28

I have to give you the card when

57:31

I have to give you the card when

57:33

I have to give you the card when

57:35

I get the card when I get there

57:37

when I get there when I get there

57:39

when I get there when I get there?

57:42

the reservation and there's a card down at

57:44

that well we need to see the card

57:46

in your idea again and I'm like but

57:48

didn't we not just do this? Oh that's

57:50

such a stupid thing to bitch about I

57:52

hear you I hear you just like wait

57:55

what do you mean like we already pay

57:57

for the hotel right yeah well we need

57:59

your card for incidental is that not the

58:01

card that we gave you the card that

58:03

we gave you the card for incidental is

58:05

that not the card that we gave you

58:08

know because I'll you say And then it

58:10

became such a pain in the ass, because

58:12

I'd be checking in places, and they would

58:14

still be so fucking confused, because I wasn't

58:16

famous enough for anybody to know who the

58:19

fuck I am. So they'd be like, let's

58:21

just say the name was Marilyn Monroe. They're

58:23

like, okay, Marilyn Monroe, but I still need

58:25

your idea. But I still need your idea.

58:27

We have no idea who you are, and

58:29

I'm like, the fans are coming. They're on

58:32

their way, they know I'm here, and it

58:34

would just take my soul. We had my

58:36

favorite, and I know this has happened to

58:38

you, because I think we talked about it,

58:40

is the people that, and this is so

58:42

funny that people care this much, is we

58:45

checked in. And you know you're a band.

58:47

I mean, when everybody's wearing all black, and

58:49

you get in there and it's 2.30 in

58:51

the morning, and everybody smells like cigarettes and

58:53

spilt beer, you know, the lady at the

58:56

counter, she was like, are y'all banned? And

58:58

we're like, yes ma'am. And she's like, what's

59:00

the name? And I was like, well, I'm

59:02

the artist, so it's Logan Crosby. And she's

59:04

like, I've heard of you before. And I

59:06

was like, no, yeah. I know you have

59:09

it, I know. And you don't need to

59:11

tell, like, it's not gonna hurt my feelings.

59:13

I don't care. You know what I mean?

59:15

But yeah, I'm like, it's not gonna hurt

59:17

my feelings. I don't care. I don't care.

59:19

I don't care. I don't care. Yeah, and

59:22

it's cool. You know, you move along with

59:24

the ones that I think I've heard of,

59:26

I've heard of, I've heard you on the

59:28

radio, like I've never been on the radio,

59:30

but I appreciate it. I love coming up

59:32

with anything, look, especially because there's nothing worse

59:35

than telling people you're a comic, especially older

59:37

men above the age of like 55. Like

59:39

I was just up in the mountains. I

59:41

could only imagine, you know, they find out

59:43

that you're coming over. young woman right here,

59:46

she says she's a comedian roast Rick Rick

59:48

Rick. Rick Scott, he's got a fib. Roast

59:50

Rick. Rick's got a fib. And you're really

59:52

like, I don't want to roast Rick. So

59:54

I don't tell anybody I'm making me. I

59:56

mean, I make it as dull as possible.

59:59

You know, I'm a tax accountant. Yeah, I

1:00:01

need to. I was saying that to my

1:00:03

manager this morning. I was like, I need

1:00:05

to have something because I was at a

1:00:07

show last night for a buddy and it's

1:00:09

like people were asking what I did and

1:00:12

then it's segued and it kept segued and

1:00:14

then it's like, okay, I'm just, this is

1:00:16

what I did. Yeah. So I need to

1:00:18

have something. I need to. My favorite is

1:00:20

when you go, yeah, well, I, you know,

1:00:23

write songs and I'm a singer. Yeah. Oh,

1:00:25

ego, no sweetheart. No, no. Yeah, I had

1:00:27

the one guy asked me an older guy.

1:00:29

He's like, well, have you ever written with

1:00:31

Merle Haggard? I said, you don't think anybody's

1:00:33

writing with Merle. I don't think anybody in

1:00:36

the last 20 years is written with Merle.

1:00:38

Right. I was like, but, you know, but

1:00:40

yeah, those guys, I'm like, oh, cool. Yeah,

1:00:42

but I need a, I need a, I

1:00:44

need a fake job. I need a fake

1:00:46

job. I mean you know Bradley King I

1:00:49

do think you could go with truck driver

1:00:51

because her daddy was a truck driver and

1:00:53

I think with the the tats and the

1:00:55

vibe like you know what I mean like

1:00:57

you could do something like that you could

1:01:00

do trucking you could do I mean with

1:01:02

what tats what else could you do I

1:01:04

mean dude you could even just say you

1:01:06

worked at like a T-Mobile you know what

1:01:08

I mean you could say that you do

1:01:10

quality control for T-Mobile and you're out here

1:01:13

checking lines like you could be that that

1:01:15

that that that simple right but that simple

1:01:17

right yeah no I or just like or

1:01:19

just like you know I or just like

1:01:21

you know I or just like you know

1:01:23

or just like you know like you know

1:01:26

like you know like you know I Or

1:01:28

youth pastor, because you got a nice big

1:01:30

cross and a dog on your arm. Yeah,

1:01:32

Christian youth pastor with the hair. Yeah, you

1:01:34

got a lie-colored gene. Yeah, you do look

1:01:37

a little hill songy right now. I'm not

1:01:39

gonna lie. You do like your hill song.

1:01:41

So I'm just saying. Yeah, you give it

1:01:43

a look. If you had some aviators on

1:01:45

right now, you're giving coral lint. Yeah, I

1:01:47

need to do that. That or just something

1:01:50

super obscure. I'm just going to start making

1:01:52

it up. When you were getting into music,

1:01:54

who were some of your inspirations? Like who

1:01:56

is just when that song comes on or

1:01:58

that artist comes on, you're like, you're like,

1:02:00

you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like,

1:02:03

you're like, you're like, it was not weird,

1:02:05

but we had, I was the first, I

1:02:07

feel like, generation that had like an iPod.

1:02:09

I could go buy any song in the

1:02:11

world at any time, and I didn't have

1:02:14

to buy it through records. I listened to

1:02:16

Luke Bryan, I listened to Adele, I listened

1:02:18

to Sugar Land, I listened to Otis Redding,

1:02:20

I listened to Al-Dine, I listened to everybody,

1:02:22

because George also had such a rich music

1:02:24

thing going and still does, and I got,

1:02:27

like, So, and it's cool now like to

1:02:29

actually write with Luke's company, which is like

1:02:31

an awesome full circle moment for me. But

1:02:33

I listen to everything. I mean, not everything.

1:02:35

There's some songs I'm like, I don't like

1:02:37

this, but most things I'm like, I like

1:02:40

and I want to listen to all kinds

1:02:42

of different music and I'll go from pop

1:02:44

to country to Christian to... in jazz sometimes,

1:02:46

whatever you just do. You know I love

1:02:48

a little cocktail jazz. But yeah, I had

1:02:51

to pick my, if there was an artist

1:02:53

that if I met, I would probably pass

1:02:55

out, it would be Chris Stapleton or Adele.

1:02:57

Really? Yeah. Like Blackout wouldn't be able to

1:02:59

get form words. I would, I met John

1:03:01

Mellencamp. This is, I

1:03:03

know we're probably running too late. No, you're

1:03:06

fine. You're fine. You're fine. We're good. So

1:03:08

we were, there was a party in Nashville

1:03:10

for season three, Claim to Fame. I went

1:03:12

since I lived there and I was on

1:03:14

season one, saw everybody, so I meet his

1:03:16

son. His son, HUD, was on the season

1:03:18

of Claim to Fame. So I'm walking out

1:03:20

of the bar. And I see John Melon

1:03:22

Camp get out of a car. HUD's like,

1:03:25

hey man, come over here, so I walk

1:03:27

over there. Well, about that time he turns

1:03:29

around to talk to the driver. And it's

1:03:31

just me and John Melon Camp, just kind

1:03:33

of looking at each other. And I couldn't

1:03:35

say anything. And he was like looking at

1:03:37

me, like, anything. And he was like looking

1:03:39

at me, like this idiot, wants to talk

1:03:42

to talk to me. And so we at

1:03:44

HUD had talked about sending me some Melon

1:03:46

Camp, some Melon Camp whiskey for the road.

1:03:48

I love to drink with you when we're

1:03:50

on the road. I don't drink when we're

1:03:52

on the road. And then he's like, well,

1:03:54

you know, it was good to meet you,

1:03:56

man. I'll see you. It's like, so great

1:03:58

to meet you. Have a great night. And

1:04:01

I get my, my Uber picks me up

1:04:03

and he's. where are you going I was

1:04:05

like off a fucking bridge if you don't

1:04:07

mind. You're like my voice just cracks in

1:04:09

front of Melon Camp. John Melon Camp probably

1:04:11

was like he probably has no idea who

1:04:13

I am but I don't care. It was

1:04:15

still the most embarrassing moment. And I called

1:04:17

everybody the next day and I was like

1:04:20

I bet John Melon Camp probably was like

1:04:22

an eight-year-old girl. I still know how to

1:04:24

play guitar really well. I learned guitar when

1:04:26

I was in high school like senior year

1:04:28

of high school. I kind of saying always

1:04:30

growing up but like never had you know

1:04:32

you know any like success with them, I

1:04:34

didn't really want to do it. You know,

1:04:37

but when I was a sophomore in high

1:04:39

school, I sang at the prom. Oh yeah,

1:04:41

you did. Because there was a skit. And

1:04:43

it was the theme that year was Mardi

1:04:45

Gras, which why they let a bunch of

1:04:47

17 year olds go to Mardi Gras theme,

1:04:49

but this is Millageville, Georgia. It doesn't matter.

1:04:51

We're not going to ask any questions. Ours

1:04:53

was a night in Atlanta, Atlanta, but also

1:04:56

Mardi Gras themed. No, no, no, ours was

1:04:58

the next year. Oh, God. Yeah, the next

1:05:00

year. So I was skipping class, the teachers

1:05:02

had like written the skit, they're walking by,

1:05:04

and they said, we need somebody that can

1:05:06

sing. I said, oh, I can sing. And

1:05:08

I was like, no, you can't? And I

1:05:10

was like, yeah, I can. They're like, well,

1:05:13

sing something right now, sing House of the

1:05:15

Rising Sun. And I was like, it's a

1:05:17

thing. I'm not the frog, my friend is

1:05:19

in a frog onesie that they got from

1:05:21

Walmart. I am holding a cut out of

1:05:23

a thought bubble. Okay. And I walk out

1:05:25

on this stage with my microphone and I

1:05:27

just go there's a house and new things

1:05:29

and do the whole thing and the whole

1:05:32

place erupts and after that they're like well

1:05:34

you have to start singing all the national

1:05:36

anthems and doing all that stuff and that's

1:05:38

what I did. I wanted to do a

1:05:40

musical theater real bad but we didn't have

1:05:42

a like a like a You don't have

1:05:44

enough gays in the town? Not enough gays.

1:05:46

Logan and Militually only have one I wanted

1:05:48

to go like seeing so bad at any

1:05:51

way so I was in bands and we

1:05:53

did have a theater program Is it theater?

1:05:55

It's you could call theater theater, but it's

1:05:57

theater. I did I did the one act

1:05:59

okay? And we did I did the one

1:06:01

act okay and we did what you did?

1:06:03

Well you did one act I did one

1:06:05

act plays in Georgia. I did want to

1:06:08

you know you're looking at the state champion

1:06:10

and I won best actress in the state

1:06:12

of Georgia 2000 and Four? Yeah, do that

1:06:14

before? You've always been a star. I have

1:06:16

a been a star. Thank you. I always

1:06:18

love, like, when I'm in New York, I

1:06:20

like to go see shows. Like, I love

1:06:22

any kind of art I love, but like,

1:06:24

I wanted to do something and there was

1:06:27

no musical theater whatsoever, because none of us

1:06:29

could sing. All right, what's your favorite musical

1:06:31

event? Or if you're like, hey, tomorrow, tomorrow,

1:06:33

Broadway, and you could pop into any musical,

1:06:35

what would you want to pop in? Probably,

1:06:37

potentially, potentially, potentially, book, book, book, book, book,

1:06:39

book, book, book, book of, book of, book,

1:06:41

book, book of Mormon, book of Mormon, like,

1:06:44

like, like, book, like, like, like, book, like,

1:06:46

book, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:06:48

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:06:50

like, like, like, like, like, like, like I

1:06:52

also loved Shutt. Did you see Shutt's amazing?

1:06:54

Yeah, when it was on Broadway, it was

1:06:56

so great. Yeah, anybody who's listening to this

1:06:58

right now, if you haven't heard or seen,

1:07:00

Shutt, it's on tour, go support it. It's

1:07:03

such a good show. It's so funny. We

1:07:05

did the line of witch in the wardrobe,

1:07:07

though, my senior year, and I thought the

1:07:09

wardrobe. Yeah. Yeah. So like you're done and

1:07:11

then I did literary and I sang one

1:07:13

one year and I seen decently well But

1:07:15

it was not what you're supposed like the

1:07:17

classical right that's the thing so I did

1:07:19

the literary competitions too and I would do

1:07:22

monologues at them Yeah, but that was really

1:07:24

that's when like You did your theater, you

1:07:26

did your one act competitions, you did all

1:07:28

that, but then the literary competitions were like

1:07:30

when the real weirdos came out. Right, yeah,

1:07:32

yeah, and it just... They were doubling down.

1:07:34

Right, and so it was like they named

1:07:36

the top, they named the top four, so

1:07:39

there was five of us in the thing

1:07:41

and they named the guy that got fourth

1:07:43

and third and second, and then everybody was

1:07:45

like, you won, you won, and they called

1:07:47

the guy's name, and I was like, I

1:07:49

got fifth out of five out of five.

1:07:52

And then, but that didn't let, but then

1:07:54

I, that's whenever I, you know, did the

1:07:57

speech and the bus and the way. I'm

1:07:59

like, I'm going to be an egot one

1:08:01

day and it doesn't matter. And this is

1:08:03

just a. in the road and I was

1:08:05

like, hey man you're 16. You just say,

1:08:07

you just tried to sing Ave Maria in

1:08:09

the wrong key. Yeah. Because you didn't know

1:08:12

anything else to sing. Yeah, no. You couldn't

1:08:14

even pick out Italy on a map if

1:08:16

you needed to. No. No. You couldn't even

1:08:18

pick out Italy on a map if you

1:08:20

needed to. No. No. No. I didn't even

1:08:22

know what a piano was. If I put

1:08:24

in a 10th of the effort that I

1:08:26

put into things now. into my career then

1:08:29

or you know like but I also like

1:08:31

had a bad taste in my mouth with

1:08:33

the theater department at Ole Miss because I

1:08:35

went in the first day and I was

1:08:37

like I want to be a comedian and

1:08:39

they just shat on it they were like

1:08:41

they didn't know what to do with me

1:08:43

and I get it you know it's a

1:08:46

class a classically trained program but I just

1:08:48

shut down I didn't know what to do

1:08:50

but I'm like if I could go back

1:08:52

man I mean I was only in one

1:08:54

fucking play man I was only in one

1:08:56

fucking fucking play man I was only in

1:08:58

one fucking play Yeah, that was the thing

1:09:01

is just, and I don't even think it

1:09:03

was because I wanted to do it. I

1:09:05

just wanted to, I knew that I got

1:09:07

all of my creative energy out by doing

1:09:09

art and being and performing and stuff, and

1:09:11

I'm like, I don't care if it is

1:09:13

being the damn thought bubble of the frog

1:09:15

or being the wardrobe, or singing the church

1:09:18

on Sunday mornings, or I just want to

1:09:20

be on a stage and sing, you know,

1:09:22

it doesn't matter, but. There were not a

1:09:24

lot of opportunities in Milledville to do so.

1:09:26

Well, hey, you know, it's wild, full circle,

1:09:28

now you're doing it, and now you've written

1:09:30

an incredible album called 2019, and you have

1:09:33

a song that's dedicated to where you grew

1:09:35

up in Milledville, Georgia. It's called, it ain't

1:09:37

no, it ain't no Georgia, ain't no Georgia.

1:09:39

Yeah. And it is, the lyrics are so

1:09:41

incredible. You talk about like you've been in

1:09:43

New York, you've seen the things, you've gone

1:09:45

all over, but it's not like where you're

1:09:47

from Georgia. And there's that, such that feeling

1:09:50

of coming home. And it doesn't matter, like

1:09:52

Logan, the world is your oyster, you're still

1:09:54

so young, it's annoying to me. Like again,

1:09:56

you were so far ahead of it, I

1:09:58

didn't have any success in what I was

1:10:00

doing until I was like 33 or like,

1:10:02

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:10:05

are just, it's only gonna go up from

1:10:07

here. Like you're just crushing it. And the

1:10:09

fact that the music is so good, and

1:10:11

the tour is so great, and I just

1:10:13

think you're such a great human, and you're

1:10:15

so talented, and I'm just rooting for anything

1:10:17

that you do. I appreciate it. Where can

1:10:19

everybody find you, and what should they do?

1:10:22

Download the album, just keep it running, like

1:10:24

what do we want, stream it all day?

1:10:26

Send it to all of your friends, play

1:10:28

it at. at work, what you know, make

1:10:30

your kids listen to it, even though they

1:10:32

don't want to, like it doesn't matter. That,

1:10:34

and then Instagram, Tiktak, Facebook, all the stuff,

1:10:37

just hook up. I think because we're coming

1:10:39

up on the new year, I would be

1:10:41

upset with myself if we didn't sit and

1:10:43

just have a audible, you know, a verbal

1:10:45

vision board of next year. What do we

1:10:47

want to do next year? What are we

1:10:49

accomplishing? One singular song. I want to do

1:10:51

that. I want to do some cool festivals,

1:10:54

which I'm sure we'll do. We're going to

1:10:56

do that. We're doing the cruise, so that'll

1:10:58

be great. I need to learn how to

1:11:00

swim. That's on my vision. Hold on. We

1:11:02

got to talk about it. You don't know

1:11:04

how to swim? I know how to float,

1:11:06

but I'm not like a good. I didn't.

1:11:09

I grew up on a lake. My dad

1:11:11

just kind of threw me in and it.

1:11:13

Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to drown,

1:11:15

but I'm not going to last very long.

1:11:17

Let's put it that way. But you don't,

1:11:19

you don't know how, a breaststroke, a backstroke?

1:11:21

No, I don't know what that is. None

1:11:23

of that stuff. Do you know how to

1:11:26

keep your head above water? Yeah, enough. For

1:11:28

fucksay. Okay, you know that Ray started a

1:11:30

rumor that I don't know how to, you

1:11:32

know that Ray started a rumor that I

1:11:34

don't know how to swim, but you actually

1:11:36

don't know how to swim? I

1:11:39

didn't take like swimming lessons in it. My

1:11:41

sister took swimming lessons for three years, so

1:11:43

she knows. But yeah, if you're like, yeah,

1:11:45

do a... You don't get in the ocean?

1:11:47

You get in a pool? Yeah, I mean,

1:11:49

I'm six foot one, so I don't... Yeah,

1:11:51

so you're... You can get the deep end

1:11:53

and still be. Right, but no, I'm like,

1:11:56

I'm not going to drown, but I don't

1:11:58

want to be in the water. Let's put

1:12:00

it that way. well here's the thing you're

1:12:02

gonna have a guitar strapped around you with

1:12:04

we'll do the life fest and the guitar

1:12:06

okay yeah I'm not taking any chances with

1:12:08

you no I'll be fine I don't the

1:12:10

one thing I really don't know how to

1:12:12

do and this is embarrassing I don't I

1:12:14

can't believe I want to say this I

1:12:17

don't know how to ride a bike I

1:12:19

literally have no idea if you handed me

1:12:21

a bicycle right now I don't what is

1:12:23

that Logan I don't know how to ride

1:12:25

a bike you can't that's on the list

1:12:27

then well the good thing is you're not

1:12:29

gonna be riding a bike on I got

1:12:31

a peloton that we could at least start

1:12:33

you on the stationary I mean have you

1:12:36

ever yeah I think we start a peloton

1:12:38

peloton pelotonos are great but at least you

1:12:40

get the feeling for it oh my god

1:12:42

you know what here's the thing I know,

1:12:44

like, I'm not even that much older than

1:12:46

you, but I've already feel like, you know,

1:12:48

we joke that I'm your aunt and that

1:12:50

you're my nephew, no blood relation. No, none

1:12:52

at all. And, but I think that if

1:12:55

I can teach you how to swim and

1:12:57

ride a bike, this will fill the void

1:12:59

of like the child that I don't have

1:13:01

right now. So this is a beautiful thing.

1:13:03

Okay. We can learn together. How little. I'm

1:13:05

six too and I wear a size nine

1:13:07

and a half. Oh, I wear a bigger

1:13:09

size shoe than you. So, okay, wow. So,

1:13:11

I don't have any balance. So that's why

1:13:14

whenever I played soccer, they're like, he's just

1:13:16

making the goalie, he'll just fall. Yeah, it's

1:13:18

a good point. Which I was all state,

1:13:20

so I guess it worked. But yeah, but

1:13:22

I have really small feet. Like I don't

1:13:24

have any balance whatsoever. Do you know how

1:13:26

to write a horse? Your

1:13:29

dogs are about the biggest animal I want to

1:13:32

be around. I don't like, uh-uh. I mean, I

1:13:34

know, I know people that have horses, I've been

1:13:36

on a horse, but I don't want to ride

1:13:38

a horse. That doesn't, that scares me that. Just

1:13:40

a little while that you're a guy from the

1:13:43

country, but you never learn how to swim, ride

1:13:45

a back, or ride a horse. I'm not trying

1:13:47

to stereotype. No's okay. I need three things that

1:13:49

you are good at other than singing. Because we're

1:13:51

going to end this on a positive note. Three

1:13:53

things that you could excel at. If tomorrow the

1:13:56

music business went belly up and they said, ain't

1:13:58

no room. the end for

1:14:00

Mr. Logan, what What you

1:14:02

do? I'm a great public speaker,

1:14:04

I think so. so. I'm a history

1:14:06

buff, I'm history good with history.

1:14:08

I could be a college history

1:14:10

professor, be a and I'm good with

1:14:12

making cocktails. cocktails. things I'm good at.

1:14:14

three things I'm good. we could be history

1:14:17

professor, and we could be

1:14:19

some sort of public speaker, politician. and we could

1:14:21

be I was not gonna be good

1:14:23

in politics, but I think you would

1:14:25

be great in politics. Right. I was not only good in

1:14:27

can do something, one of those three

1:14:29

things, I think. think. And then it. Oh

1:14:31

my God, I'm going to I'm gonna be a bartender.

1:14:34

You're gonna be a bartender to At Chili's. Hell

1:14:36

at All right, well, I'm glad that we

1:14:38

did this. I'm glad that we did this. we

1:14:40

did my true calling we did this. This was my I

1:14:42

love you so much. I love we Thank you

1:14:44

for being here. love you. Happy much. I love and

1:14:46

everybody go stream for being here. Thank the new record,

1:14:48

the new album, all the songs are so

1:14:50

incredible, and new people get tickets for when

1:14:52

you announce the tour in the spring? so LoganCrosby.com,

1:14:55

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1:14:57

know when announce the tour Yeah, we love you.

1:14:59

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