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A Strummer, get an eye Tim from Chicago-land suburbs when I'm here at my parents' house in Iowa.

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And you can see here, we got, we got a stairwell that comes down and they got to walk out basement coming out from their deck.

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But some of the risers are starting to come off and I'll take the camera.

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Now it's like the treads are coming up.

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Basically what you see here has that all they did is use a giant hex screws coming through and some of the risers are coming down.

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Now the stringers appear to be in good shape right now, but I'm wondering what's the best way to woe to support those stringers.

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I was thinking about just using some Deckers, putting a two by four underneath and then putting them on top and then using some deck screws into it.

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And I'm going to replace all these, the stringers that like I said, appear to be in good shape.

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So let me know the best way to do this.

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Okay. Thank you. All right. Let's go metal in there.

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I want metal. He's got an yeah.

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Yes, yes, yes. He's got an outdoor staircase.

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He's got treated wood.

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Yeah. The treads don't look like two by tens.

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They look like a weird one by like a true one by like a five quarter or something like that.

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They're little, the treads are a little thin.

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Yeah. And somebody don't ever build a staircase this way.

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They just ran the stringers. They ran the rails on the side up and then they just took the treads and they just threw screwed on it.

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Not even screw them. It looks like nails three inch sink.

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It looked like a nail to me, but it was all corroded.

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And he said they used as some kind of a screw or deck screw or something on it.

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But all right. Even if you screw it, you have the treads are about an inch.

8:36

Yeah. If you get this screwed dead nuts in the middle of that, you're going to have a little less than an inch of meat.

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Obviously the screw takes up some room, but obviously if you miss the dead nut center of that, which obviously they did, they went up a little high.

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Now you got a quarter inch of ingrained to deal.

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Well of course, no integrity, no, no integrity.

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Right. So if you're going to do stairs, you should either cut the stringers.

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Yeah. Not jump. So it sits on top or you need to get some steel involved and they have that, those brackets L-shape brackets.

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Now mind you, you don't have a ton of meat because the stringer and the creds don't look like there's a ton of meat.

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But what I would do show me that again, Gary, the salted, or would you just use legs?

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The lags will work, but there's just not that much meat there.

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If you really want to do it.

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Right. I mean the stringer, what the stringer looks like.

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It's an inch and the, I mean, Jesus Christ that couldn't use to buy fucking material on those.

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Alright, I, in this case I would through bolted, I, what I would do is I would get a steel stair bracket, you know, probably an eight inch or nine inch or whatever, to run the depth of the tread or close to it.

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That's right. I wouldn't do more than two through bolts per I would use a carriage bald.

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So you had a nice round button finish.

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I would take the carriage bolt and face it down on the, on the treads.

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And I would face it in on the stringer.

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So you're looking at a finished, you're going to have to get in there and finish it off.

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No reason to use anything more than a quarter inch, you know, something that's zinc or Gavi or something like that.

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And you want that on top or you want, I don't want the bottom, want it on the bottom.

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I want it on the bottom.

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I would, I would also use a nylon nut.

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So I don't want that thing coming loose.

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I would use, I mean, you could use a lock washer.

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It's going to be a pain in the ass. I I'd use a nylon, not in a washer on the, on the, on the nut side.

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And they also are gonna want to get yourself a real short throw socket wrench.

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That's going to clear under the underside.

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Right,

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It's either the tough drill on this is going to be going up through the tread, right?

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The easy nut and washer and bolt to install is going to be on the, on the string.

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I might even consider just putting the steel bracket underneath it and not through screwing it to the tread.

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You was just sitting there just holding it.

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You're not going to get, you're not going to get a whole lot of you're not to it's it's at the end grain of the, of the tread, you know, it's liable to crack out.

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If you, you can't really drill up on it.

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I mean, it can, but it's going to be tough.

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Here's what I would do you ready?

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Yep. I would take the steel stair bracket.

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I would install them the way I said to install them.

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I would probably for now, unless you can get a good shot at it with like a right angle drill.

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And by the way, you don't have to get a big half inch Chuck whole-hog or whatever they make small.

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Yeah. They make the little attachment for the smaller.

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They just make the right angle on a small plug-in style, 49 bucks or whatever you could do it that way.

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Or you could just put it under and hold that I would take two-by-sixes a couple of two-by-sixes.

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I don't need, he kept saying riser.

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He meant tread. I would add, I would, every other bay, I would add a riser, the vertical piece.

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I would do it in a two-by-six. I would do a treated and I would put some timber screws in there to shut the whole thing to get in together.

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Gotcha. That's a good idea. That's good. Right?

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Stabilizes it so that you don't have movement, which causes them to blow out.

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Right? I like that too. You don't have to do every one.

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You could do every other one or you could just do two in the middle somewhere.

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Spread them out. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I do the timber screws there.

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All right. Well, Rob Schneider, comedian, Robert Schneider on location in Louisiana, Rob, Hey

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Adam, like, I don't understand why it contractors promise something's going to be done.

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And they have no intention of getting it done anywhere near that date.

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I mean like, how come and why is that?

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And how come in Japan, where they are.

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And they're not done on time. They work around the clock to get it done and they'd pay penalties.

14:33

Why can't we get that going in America, Kill

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him. The noble noble way out.

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I didn't even think about that, but I'm going to put that out to my contract becomes A

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sort of process of elimination with a sword if they fall on a sword.

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So what they do and the great news is that then thins the herd.

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So the only guys left are the prompt guys.

14:55

That's a good point.

14:57

All right. Well, you have to be selective on who you, you can, you can pick somebody to kill themselves in a window guy.

15:03

The window. Yeah, that's fine.

15:05

We don't need the glazers.

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Not the electrician or plumber though.

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So Yeah. Yeah. You put him last.

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Remember that movie with Malcovich Malcovich was playing the director on a vampire movie and he really hired, you know, what's the guy's name?

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or real vampire.

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He said, why did you have to kill my cinematographer?

15:24

You could have gone after the writer.

15:26

Why the cinematographer? I need him.

15:30

Yeah. The, so Rob, let me, let me explain how contracting works with the present company excluded cause Stromer Scott, a lot of integrity.

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I know this because the dumbest guys I went to high school with, which were my friends, including me became contractors.

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It's not because they have a love of construction.

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It's because they're unemployable.

15:56

That's right. So picture the dumbest guys you knew in high school now setting dates, you know, here's the budget.

16:03

Here's when it's handling Monash.

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Here's when I'll arrive on Monday morning, these are the flaky dudes you've ever met, whose parents are poor.

16:13

So they're forced to work and they can't go down to wall street and they can't go to a law firm and they're not in academia.

16:20

They are in construction.

16:22

What, it's a logical offshoot.

16:25

Rob, you live in Southern California when people are used to live in Southern California in Arizona now.

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And that's why I was hoping it would be better, but it's apparently a similar situation.

16:37

You can find it, People

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cross the border and come here illegally with no identification and no family, no skills and no anything.

16:45

What business do they get into drug Lord or prostitution or contracting.

16:50

That's right.

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That's the only thing if the prostitution doesn't work anymore.

16:58

Yes. If your pin pan is weak, that's right.

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That you're a drywall hanging sheet rock at Rob's house.

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So Robert, are you doing a remodel at your place?

17:10

It's a remind and it's a, it's a remind.

17:12

And now w which means that we're in a, we're in a condo for the next couple of months until it's done.

17:16

They're supposed to be the May 24th. And I literally, I went, I went in to look at it and see how the progress, and it was just a whole, I didn't see what the progress was.

17:23

It was like a hole. It said, well, you put up this beam here.

17:26

We got to get this other beam. And it's well, w how does it, w w why we're waiting on a beam?

17:30

Well, you know, we're two months behind on getting wood right now.

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And I just don't know what to say. It's not like I can go, well, let me call the wood guy.

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You know? So I guess there, there's a legitimate problem with that.

17:40

What are you doing to your place?

17:43

That's a remind where we're redoing the kitchen.

17:45

It's one of those places of gated community.

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And that's why like, defund police, I don't know many how many people you have 'em in front of a year, gated community.

17:53

There's one little Filipino guy in front of mine. You know what I mean?

17:56

So we need the, oh, so anyway, a little Filipino.

18:03

Yeah. It is like, don't when the writers come, but let me show you where Rob Schneider lives.

18:06

So let's cut out his liver.

18:10

So we can't do the exterior, which I'd love to do.

18:12

Like, we couldn't even work on the backend. We can only do whatever we want on the inside.

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Cause you know, it's the one of the rules of the other community.

18:19

So we pretty much edited get a new kitchen and, you know, open it up, you know?

18:24

Cause he used to be all closed up. Cause it was early 2000 build 2002 to get a knock down the walls.

18:30

So you get a big open area and then we would changing the stairs was too big.

18:35

We're trying to make the stairs a little, push it back a little bit and do that glass, stairway, glass and iron, the glass going up.

18:41

Is it a, is it a two story home?

18:45

Yeah. It's a two story home. Right? So They

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need to, they need to pass in a big parallel hammer, glulam beam or something in there to pick up the load of the second floor when they're taking out the walls and opening up your kitchen.

18:58

Right? Yeah. That's exactly what we're. So that's what we're waiting on is that second beam right now, but it looks nice and you know, so we're, we're, we're getting, I mean the th the drawings are beautiful.

19:08

I wish we could move on to the drawings.

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He's promising a better future, or, yeah.

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I feel that way about the Sears catalog.

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I want to move into that, that underpants model.

19:18

That's right. Yeah. I married a few of them.

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That's right. And I got to tell my wife that everything's fine.

19:25

And then no, no, no, we're on target. We're late, but we're no, no, no.

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This is going to be, what about the next day? So there's that, that added stress to it.

19:31

They did. They did. They Have to go in and get down and tear up the floor and put a pad down to put a new post in, to carry the load of the beam that you're waiting on.

19:42

Yeah. Yeah, they did. But luckily they did it on like the, on the frame, on the outside, by the, you know, where you go from the kitchen leads the outside to where there's another hole, which is another pool, which is another thing we're behind on.

19:53

And so there was those, those beams are, are, are there's one beam that went out on the side, which is good now.

19:58

Cause it used to be just like a door. Now we're going to have like a whole open glass kind of thing.

20:02

But you have to have that supporting beam above that, which means you have to support that underneath.

20:07

So they did have to make sure Everyone

20:10

wants the big open floor plan now.

20:12

But what they don't realize is a lot of the walls I want to do away with are load bearing walls.

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Especially if you have a two story home.

20:19

So is there a, is there a hard, is there a hard date for when they are going to cut out your liver?

20:23

Do we know that yet?

20:26

I think there's a, the divorce date time, but the kids go back to school September, August, Rob, what Are

20:33

you? Are you on location now in Louisiana?

20:37

Yeah. Men locations, you know, it's a great thing. Cause I'm out here working on a movie with the great Kevin James it's called home team for Netflix and they did.

20:44

It's great. Cause they have tax incentives out here, but they don't put in the, in the schedule or into the, you know, into the whole budget, the cost of savings that you're going to lose by having lightning and thunder.

20:58

And so we're like a month behind a couple of weeks, but they keep people a great, you know, and the food's amazing.

21:05

I mean the cast has slowly gotten really fat over the time.

21:09

It's not going to match, but we're just going to have to do something in posts.

21:13

Love To Kevin and call back anytime you like, we have non-celebrities waiting with real problems.

21:23

Huh? I had to call him and get some advice or at least tell my wife that no, Adam's got to figure it out.

21:28

We're all. We're all good. Good. Thanks Rob.

21:31

All the best to you.

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Yes. I was able to get it all resolved for you.

22:57

The only thing that you're not going to like is that apparently in the throws of everything, they changed the aircraft and therefore your first class ticket from LA to Seattle has been changed to an exit row.

23:13

Ooh, you shall be first-class the remainder, but Oh

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yeah. From LA to Seattle was that two and a half hours.

23:22

Something like that in August is super pissed because it also means all those checked bags that were supposed to be gratis shall now be argued.

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It's going to be a continued process.

23:31

But long story short, the person I spoke to for an hour helped me fix it is a long Flight

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from Seattle to Anchorage. Is that the, is that the long one or is about, that's probably about, it's probably about three Hours

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to, to Anchorage flight is three and a half hours.

23:48

LA to Seattle is 2 45. So that's not the longest Leg.

23:51

All right. Well that's something I was thinking about that first glass seat.

23:56

All right, come on.

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You still got room? Yeah. That's not good.

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Oh right. And there's no food in first-class.

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Anyway, I got David on the line.

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Let's see David 40 Southern California.

24:11

What's going on, David.

24:13

Hi guys. Hi guys.

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I got okay. I got a contractor question for you.

24:20

He is redoing my bathroom, ripped up my floor.

24:23

He put down some dirt or rock screwed it in, put the tile on, but I looked it up.

24:29

You know, he's done some bad words. So I might've Googling around it's all the dirt rock instruction.

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You know, he didn't really do screws eight inch on center going both directions notes, then set.

24:41

How worried should I be?

24:43

That my tile floor should come up.

24:45

It's just like a, Hey, don't worry about it.

24:47

It's just an extended warranty.

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crumbling stuff that looks like concrete in between fiberglass match or the more rigid stuff.

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That's HardieBacker It

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is. I don't know. It just says dirt, dirt rock.

25:09

What's the square footage span.

25:12

Sorry. Oh, these are short pieces. It's basically four pieces.

25:15

I mean maybe, I don't know, maybe 10 feet long by like maybe five feet wide shaped bathroom.

25:22

Blue sheets Are like three by five or something where?

25:27

Yeah. There's like four of them. I know there's already.

25:30

It's the old home rates foundation.

25:32

The Dom plywood. Probably three quarter inch.

25:34

It's not those slats.

25:38

His nailing or screwing scheduled. Did you see it?

25:40

Do you have a picture of it?

25:42

Yeah, I got photos and I went into the house. I could see where they are too.

25:45

So around the edges, it looks like there's enough.

25:47

Maybe it's a little too close. I don't know.

25:49

But around all the edges, it looks good. But inside some are eight inch.

25:53

Some are nine inch. Some are 17 inch.

25:55

It's kind of random.

25:57

Yeah. No, that's how it works. But he used screws.

26:01

Yes, sir. And what, and what kind of tile is it?

26:04

Is a big format stuff or?

26:06

No, It's a decorative ceramic tile.

26:10

Yeah. Yeah. Do you think he followed the Joyce with the screwing schedule?

26:16

Oh no. I can see it between the Joyce from underneath.

26:19

Did he fin set the seams before he put the tile down?

26:24

That I do not know. I don't have a photo. I have a photo before he started and asked her, but I mean it's anyone's guess whether he has done.

26:35

Yes, sir. Right? When you walk on it, do you feel much flax?

26:41

I have tile. Wainscotting pretty much cracked out all the way.

26:44

The grout grout is cracked along the Wayne Scott in the wild there's no baseboard.

26:51

Yeah. Wait, you mean it's, it's cracking from the baseboard, the tail scouting, but do you just mean tile tile?

27:00

Yeah, no walls halfway up the wall Cracking

27:03

in the corner. It's it's it's it's going to crack where the floor hits the wall.

27:08

Well, I mean, not really if it's done, right?

27:12

Yeah.

27:12

But

27:15

Okay. I mean, maybe we can, maybe we can talk that and all of a sudden my piles are popping up flexes a little bit.

27:23

Yeah. Look, there's no way to really figure this out is, is the answer.

27:28

I would say if you're walking on it and you're not feeling flax, that's a good sign.

27:37

If you, if you see a ton of grout cracking on the floor over time, right.

27:43

Then it's moving.

27:46

If, if you would like to get underneath there at some point and put in some cross blocking, like some two-by-six in between the Joyce and you know, in the field, in the center, you know, and block it and shove it all the way up and through screw it through the, through the Joyce, you know, that would be helpful, but I, I don't think you're going to have an issue.

28:10

I think you're fine. Just keep an eye on it.

28:12

Keep it dry as best you can.

28:15

And No, I mean, in the bathroom next to a shower.

28:18

So I mean, No I have, but just a, you know, make sure you got a good shower curtain, the shower door, good seal on the shower door.

28:25

You know, the throw down a mat, you know, just, just kind of do your best to not let any water penetrate there to keep the shower in the shower.

28:35

And you already paid him.

28:37

No, not did not pay.

28:43

There's some checks that they want.

28:45

So that's why I wanted to get a little answer first and say, Hey, you're going to give me more than a one-year warranty.

28:49

Maybe we're going to put something in writing saying, you know, a few more years in case this pile pops up, it's not a done deal.

28:56

Okay.

28:56

Well

28:56

your

28:56

proof

28:56

is

28:56

you

28:56

went

28:56

online

28:56

in

28:56

the

28:56

nailing

28:56

schedules,

28:56

eight

28:56

inches,

29:05

right? Yeah. You can see the screws underneath as well.

29:09

Right. And yeah.

29:10

Through something like that, I guess you try to keep it along the choice, but you'd also do some of you do have to be in the field.

29:18

Right. So we don't know, he didn't do the joy, but we don't know if he put then set down first over the plywood.

29:25

Cause that is what you're saying.

29:27

We know, we know there's no dents that I have photos.

29:30

There's no sense.

29:33

Yeah. Well look, David, I might say here's what I'd, I'd like to provide this document.

29:40

That it'll be good for X amount of time because you did, you did not, you did not carry out this step of this process.

29:51

I think that's reasonable. Yeah.

29:53

That's a good idea. And then just say, I'm going to pay you, you know, and withhold, you know, a couple of hundred bucks in the event that you have to come back and fix grout cracking.

30:02

Well, I don't know that you're going to be able to withhold it, but I do think you could get, you could get the document documents.

30:10

Good. All right. Thanks David. I Think you'll be fine.

30:15

Yeah. All right. Straumur you got well be well, are you kidding me?

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31:51

All right, Lisa's got a question because she's putting in a hardwood floor, Lisa 46 Ohio.

32:00

Hi. How are you? Hi girl.

32:07

Well, so my dad had existing hardwood and all the hats, except for this, a couple of bedrooms and the one bedroom that we're remodeling and the bathroom attached to it has carpeting.

32:18

So taking the carpeting out, doing hardwood in there, but not the same color as the rest of the house.

32:24

So I didn't know if I had to, I know you're supposed to run perpendicular to the Joyce, but I didn't know if I could run it perpendicular to the hardwood in the hallway slash family room, or if I had to do it parallel to that.

32:41

Well, It's

32:43

a new room and you're going with a different floor.

32:46

And are you Trying to match the existing?

32:49

No. No, not trying to match it. We're doing like a grayish wood.

32:53

It's really cool. Regular tongue and groove would all the way through hardwood what's in there now is like this dinner.

33:02

It was built in the nineties, but it looked like they kind of use an old thinner wood with like a three.

33:08

It looks pink, but it's like a whitewash color and I hate it, but it's fine.

33:12

It's nice. It's great. Through the whole rest of the house.

33:14

So in that bedroom, we wanted to do like something different or modern.

33:19

It's stronger When you walk in a room with the hardwood floor, I guess you want it running the direction you're walking when you walk or the L the longer way that the room is.

33:31

For example, if you've got a long hallway, then you're going to want to run those lengths, the length of the hallway, rather than by saying, if the room is 13 feet wide and 22 feet long, then you want to run it the long run it the long way.

33:47

That's a good rule of thumb.

33:49

Yeah. And then, and then if you're, to your point, you guys are changing a color.

33:53

It doesn't really matter. It can stand alone.

33:56

Yeah. As far as the direction that Joyce are running, I don't see much need in that.

34:02

I think you can run it whatever direction you want, regardless of the Joyce direction, Lisa, and then the trend.

34:09

And then the transition between the old and the new, you know, are you going to choose to use the new color of the old color or go with a metal tone or something?

34:18

You know, that you have to decide that I

34:21

bought the one that matched the new floor, because then the, the transition between the bathroom and the bedroom is it's, it's like a black slate looking ceramic tile.

34:32

And so then I thought, well, I would do wood there as well, but I guess I could do a metal.

34:39

Yeah. Either is fine. I think as long as you just make a choice and make them both the same, I think you're fine.

34:43

They got a man in your life.

34:45

Lisa, I'm sorry.

34:47

You have a man in your life.

34:51

What's he doing to doing any of this?

34:54

Yeah. Yeah. So he does everything with me.

34:57

He's great.

34:58

I, I liked cutting lead.

35:02

That is like his least favorite thing. So I don't measure.

35:04

And then I go cut and then I will hold it up and screw it in for me or whatever.

35:08

But, so I have a nail. I have a long borrowing, a nail floor, nail gun, the ones that you do for tongue and groove or whatever, I'm borrowing that from my brother-in-law and watched a million videos.

35:22

And I've had it done in my home, but had it done by someone else.

35:25

I'm like, oh, I can do this.

35:27

You've got a compressor.

35:29

The compressor.

35:31

Yeah. Yeah. And are those the kind of nail guns?

35:35

They have a trigger. Do you whack them a mallet?

35:40

Yeah. The, the, the compressor was yeah.

35:43

Yeah. Fires fires it through the tongue.

35:46

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And you have a chop saw to cut those pieces.

35:50

Oh yeah. I got a great one. In fact, my husband bought me one for, I think it was Valentine's day or present.

36:00

W it's got a laser. What kind of chap size?

36:03

It will figure out whether he loves you or not.

36:07

I think I have to remember what it is.

36:10

I think it's from home Depot and it was like one of their better ones.

36:18

A little bigger one Team

36:22

color. Is it yellow?

36:25

It's the door. It's the wall. Yeah. That's a good one.

36:29

Alright. Loves you. He loves you. He does love you.

36:31

God bless. Did he get ya? I like a 60

36:34

a carbide blade on that. Or did he give you a combination blade on there?

36:39

I've actually got a couple of blades. So we were doing some other would like to space it two by fours.

36:44

And then we had a finer blade for nicer wood.

36:49

Yeah. There's a true love. He loves you. But wait a minute.

36:51

Is this it's a sliding compound or just like 10 inch chop saw It's

36:57

sliding compounds.

37:00

God, you are, you hit the jackpot.

37:02

It's got a laser. It's sliding.

37:05

This guy he's shot on a Marriott.

37:07

Is that weird? That's a finished blades with him.

37:10

There's like plywood blades, small teeth.

37:14

Holy mackerel.

37:16

Yeah. It's nice.

37:23

Joking. You know, he said I need to start and I'm like, you're going to borrow my thoughts.

37:26

Cause I was using him. I know my husband bought me one.

37:29

I'm a good dad. You can keep your son now.

37:31

Wow. This is, this is a love your brother-in-law.

37:35

When he gives you the compressor telling me you don't want the little miniature pancakes, professor's going to be running the whole time driving you insane.

37:43

You want something large with wheels on it and you can park it out on the patio and run the multiple hoses.

37:49

That's right. And here's and make sure you shut that compressor off where you go to bed.

37:57

It'll wake up in the middle of the night bond four in the morning.

38:02

Yeah. Yeah. I'm hoping it's not a huge room.

38:04

I think it's 20 by 15, maybe.

38:08

So I'm hoping to get it done in a big, long day.

38:10

But I don't Know because we know the power and strength and passion of this relationship.

38:16

We don't want to interfere in your, in your intimate life with a compressor going off in the middle of the night.

38:22

Where are we at with hardwood in laying it out?

38:26

Because you know, some of these hardwood flooring pieces, and I don't know how big these pieces are, but some of them like pre engineered stuff.

38:34

They're eight inches. Have you run your full and then go and cut and whatever you get on the back end, you start the next course without how wide are these pieces?

38:50

Probably like three and a half. Is that standard?

38:53

Yeah. That's the old, old look stuff.

38:55

Yeah, it was weird.

38:59

Maybe five. I don't know when I looked at them, I ordered them.

39:04

Are they pre-finished?

39:07

Yeah, it's probably more like five or six.

39:10

Here's how, here's what I'm saying.

39:15

Take, take three or four of them, right?

39:20

You're listening. Listen.

39:24

Yes. The wall that you're going to start at in a long wise, not the end grain, push up, make a Mark Little pencil on the, on the sub floor at the edge.

39:33

Slide it market.

39:35

Slide it. Get to the other side.

39:38

Make sure you don't have a one inch piece at the other end layout.

39:43

Lay it out.

39:44

Maybe you want to take your first piece and rip it.

39:48

Did he get you a contractor Shaw as well or just a minor?

39:53

No, I don't have that.

39:55

Unfortunately. It's going to be a challenge.

39:58

love. You may want to rip that edge off first.

40:02

So let's just say you ended up with a sliver at the end.

40:06

Who wants that? Nobody wants that.

40:08

Do the math start off with a half piece to start with and then end with a half piece.

40:15

And then repeat again, like Adam said three courses.

40:18

So you know that you're not getting these little weird pieces on the end of the room.

40:23

Does that make sense?

40:25

Yeah, you don't, there's Nothing worse than getting to the end and finding out you need a seven, eight piece to tuck and forget about it, to leave some space around the perimeter so that it can move and flex on you and not blow out and start buckling.

40:39

But why has it got you a contractor?

40:42

Shall it doesn't need love you.

40:46

I'm trying to decide if I should take up the existing for the lawn molding and put it back.

40:52

Or if I could do the shoe mold.

40:55

Oh, don't say that word. He doesn't like this.

40:57

I don't mind base shoe. I don't like quarter round.

41:00

Yeah, no, of course.

41:04

And what to do.

41:05

Let's take a utility knife with a brand new razor blade on the tops that he's already purchased.

41:14

Score this shit out of that top of that thing.

41:17

Get a flat bar and pop that shit off in one pace.

41:21

All right, go ahead. And we'll go down every couple inches, shimmy, shimmy loose.

41:27

It'll pop off and then we'll pull the nails, the nails the way, you know, the way it was nailed.

41:33

Pull that same direction, pull the nail.

41:35

Don't try and come out of the other drummer, mark.

41:37

The thing, you know, this wall, that wall, put it all together.

41:41

Take some blue tape and pile it up and get it over to like 1, 2, 3, 4, all the way.

41:45

Get it out of the way. And then, and then re-install after you put the arm over the floor, over the floor.

41:51

All right.

41:54

That's right. And you might not need any a base shoe at that point.

41:58

We'll say, yeah.

42:00

Send us a picture. And then also sends a picture of your wedding day.

42:03

We'd like to see what this, if this gentleman is worthy of your love, Lisa, tell that guy to get you a pin nailer too.

42:10

If you've got to put down, if you're going to put the base shoe down and a Brad nailer or finished guns, you've got to put that face of selection if you will.

42:20

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43:36

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43:38

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43:47

Here's an email from Anthony in Savannah, Georgia.

43:50

Hi guy, hi guy, my wife and I are having a new house built in a subdivision.

43:55

The house is framed and the OSB and weather barrier wrap is all around the house.

44:00

The roof and windows are installed, but the vinyl siding has not been installed yet.

44:04

The other day, I walked through the home and noticed there was a hole in the U S wow.

44:09

In the OSB, upstairs above one of the windows nerd, the hole looks like it was punched through and not for any good reason.

44:16

I'd say it's a two or three finger hole.

44:21

Yeah. My question is, will The vapor barrier inciting be enough to keep moisture out or do I need to have them fix this issue?

44:29

The quality of workmanship is already considering they installed the sheet of OSB with a hole in it.

44:34

I don't want them to fix it by cutting open the vapor barrier and tacking in a smaller board with a bunch of gaps around it.

44:42

It's truly no big deal. I can overlook it.

44:44

And there you go. That's from Anthony.

44:47

Eh, it's probably no big deal. No big deal.

44:52

Let me just, just, I, I don't know why there's a hole in the, it might've been a blown cut on another piece or something that they were like something in shipping or moving or something and they just threw a sheet up there and went, fuck it.

45:05

We'll just go round it.

45:08

And the vapor barrier is over the whole, right?

45:10

Yeah. So it's fine. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't monkey, you know, I'd say get a piece of one by six and put it in the back, but a, I don't want you to nailing it that direction.

45:22

And then B, it's not going to sit flat because the OSP has been blown out and it's kind of mushroomed up in the back.

45:29

Right. Right. Other than that, there's I dunno, expanding foam or something.

45:37

That's no good. It's no big, it's no big wop.

45:40

It's, it's a done deal. The siding is going to take care of all of it and it's, it's got the membrane over it.

45:45

So it's just not a, it's not an issue.

45:47

Sometimes stuff bothers people because they know it's there and they got to put it in.

45:53

And I guess you could get some of that, that the still have to do the boat.

46:00

The guy does have, the guy makes a screen, takes a screen, dormant the fan boat.

46:03

Adam is that flex seal.

46:07

You could take a slab of that and dab it on.

46:09

But you know, you're kinda, you kinda monkeying with something because you don't want to push out that side.

46:16

How about just scraping off the mushroom portion with a flat knife and then taking a little piece of square OSB and going it with liquid nails done.

46:26

You're not gonna be able to scrape off the pushed out part though.

46:30

Sand it. You want to stay on it?

46:31

No, I'm not doing anything.

46:34

I, I, I, I'm the kind of person who, if it was a clean, thrown through hole and it was flat, I would take some OSB and gorilla glue or something and just get it on there, but it's gonna be, it's going to be hard ish.

46:51

I mean, maybe you could get up there and wiggle, you know, what it's punched through and the piece can be pushed back into the hole and then just cock it.

46:59

Yeah. I would do that.

47:02

Yeah. I didn't try it.

47:04

Yeah. Just push it back in the hole. Don't punch through the plastic on the other side and then cock it.

47:10

Yeah. Or not. I mean, it really doesn't matter, but you should probably pull that.

47:15

It's like one of those things he knows the rest of his life.

47:18

He'll be thinking about that one hole that he didn't do.

47:21

He can't, he's got to push it back in cockpit.

47:24

Yeah. Nevermore the cask of the Monteon or whatever the point is is you still will hear the scratching at the floorboards where you buried your wife.

47:34

That's whatever that is.

47:37

Yeah. From scratch or it's a road.

47:39

All right. We have another email.

47:42

Yes. This Is from John in Fort worth, Texas.

47:44

My wife and I built our house in 2002, went cheap on the upgrades.

47:48

So my wife and I tiled the kitchen floor in 2005.

47:53

At that time we moved out the refrigerator and stove and tiled under them, but we did not take out the dishwasher and lay tile underneath it.

48:01

We didn't because we weren't sure if the thin set and tile would make it too tall to fit back under the countertop.

48:07

So we left the dishwasher in place, tiled up to the edge of it all was well for the next 11 years.

48:13

But fast forward to today, the old dishwasher crashed.

48:16

So my wife bought a new one, had it installed.

48:19

And you can see that the footprint of the new one is smaller, leaving about a one inch gap between it and the tile.

48:26

So should we chip out those two pieces of tile and replace them, cutting them large enough to fit properly.

48:32

This is assuming we can even find that Sam, that, that same tile of course, or is there some easy fix to fill that gap?

48:39

Like a black transition, strip, anything to put it there to make it go away, please don't go too hard on our crappy tile choices or crappy work.

48:47

She and I were novices back then and are still quite proud of our determination to do it ourselves.

48:52

I w I would match the it's tobacco grout color.

48:56

I would match the grout and just literally grout that and walk away.

49:00

You won't even notice it as that. We're looking at a picture of, it's kind of hard for me to tell.

49:04

So it looked like a one inch span there.

49:07

It's like, it's, you know, it's like an inch from the plate of the dishwasher, which you don't want to do though.

49:12

You grout it right up to that would go right up to the thing and know that that's trash dishwasher play it.

49:19

Yeah. Now, can you get the dishwasher back out again?

49:22

If it is grouted?

49:24

That's my concern while I got out the first time and it was like, yeah, you should be okay.

49:31

It's probably on legs that went up to the bottom of the counter.

49:34

I would just grout it with brown walk away.

49:39

Yeah. I mean, there's not a whole lot of good luck getting the tile out of there without fucking up tile.

49:47

Good luck. Finding the tile.

49:49

Yeah, I great.

49:50

He could put some sort of matte black transition or something, but I'm with Stromer.

49:57

Although I don't know, first off, is there anything uglier than an ancient and eighth grout joint?

50:02

There's just not be worse. There's nothing.

50:04

There's nothing worse. As the tile itself has such a model look of tans and Browns.

50:11

I believe that the brown grout will be we'll disguise it.

50:15

Shall we pick a color that matches the tile more than the grout?

50:21

I don't think so. I think brown is the answer.

50:24

Cause it almost cancels and looks like a transition then.

50:28

Okay. You know what I mean? All right. Well, go with Stromer and go with God.

50:33

crowding

50:33

up

50:33

to

50:33

the

50:39

dishwasher. I walked into that. I know that I would still find it, but what are we going to do?

50:44

We don't want to, we will never find that tile it's been discontinued by the design police.

50:51

That would not reissue that. Yeah, no, no, no.

50:54

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

50:56

Should we put a, what do you want to do?

51:00

Like a wood, like a painted black piece of trim that you glue down under the slab?

51:07

No, I was kind of thinking about, I was kind of thinking about a thin piece of aluminum, like eighth inch thick aluminum by like quarter inch that you could put an opp on its edge and against the dishwasher and then grout to it.

51:26

Okay. Just to give yourself an end, like a clean departure there versus going up to the dishwasher.

51:34

I mean, it's look around, I, if you could find a piece of aluminum, that was like an eight.

51:44

Yeah. By light color, black.

51:45

Just aluminum. Okay. But metal color.

51:47

Okay. All right. That's like an eight deck or stainless, but it's going to be like a Sluder trim and literally just put it vertically, just push it against the district and just use it.

52:00

I see. Well, yeah. Well, that's called Schluter trim, right?

52:03

That would be a cleaner. You could get that at any tile store.

52:06

Try to do that. Yeah. That makes sense.

52:08

Because the grout it'll move and look weird.

52:11

It's to look weird, just dying into the dishwasher.

52:14

So I would glue the Schluter trim into, onto the slab with liquid nails and let it dry overnight and then grout to it so that it's got some rigidity and doesn't move while it's a screen.

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Yeah. You're just going to push it against the front of the dishwasher.

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Well, you know, I'm working on a tie and up all the loose ends, bringing in the poker tables, bringing in the lighting, hanging all those mirrors up shower door, it's all coming you know, I'm working on tying up all the loose ends, bring in the poker tables, bringing in the lighting, hanging all those mirrors up, shower door. It's all coming together. It's gonna be gorgeous. It'll be done this week, week. And then I'm off until second week of then I'm off until second week of August, August. And then, you know, gonna do some you know, gonna do some vacation. Where did you get your poker table at? You know, I think the guy, the client, bought them online, and found some that have USB chargers built in. So that the you know, because what you don't want, apparently, here's what I learned from Chefs' is about to hire. Mhmm. She said you may wanna consider having a hookah. hookah. You want to keep butts in the wanna keep butts in the seat You don't want them getting up, charging their phone, going anywhere, anywhere. You know, stay at the table, stay you know, stay at the table, stay playing. plan. If they get up, walk away, that could be, you know, a loss of some income for they get up, walk away, that could be, you know, loss of some income for you. you. So he may end up getting a hookah pipe so that you can have the hose continue playing, losing your 20 grand buy in and you know end of may end up getting a hookah pipe -- Mhmm. -- so that you can have the hose, continue playing, losing your twenty grand buy in and, you know, end of story. Alright. Gary is a Yes, sir. Board today because some Matt's on the phone with some pressing issue involving Alaskan Airlines. Well, you're you're flying out today, aren't you? Well, we were. What do you bear traveling? We're we were gonna head out today where we'll see Oh, sure. -- that's maybe in Dutch. Gotcha. We'll try to figure that one out. Okay. So Okay. So questions. questions. We got We got the calls. calls. We got the emails We got the emails. So waiting Waiting for some calls to come in, but I could play you guys a video question, some calls to come in, but I can play you guys a video question. Hell, yeah. That's just a video question. question. Here we we go. A. Stromer. OTH. Tim, from Chicago Lane suburbs when I'm here at my parents house in Iowa. And you can see here we got we got a stairwell that comes down, they got a walkout basement, coming out from their deck, but some of the risers are starting to come off and I'll take the camera down, like the treads are coming off. Basically, what what you see here is that all they did is use hex screws coming through and some of the risers are coming down now. Yeah. The the stringers appear to be in good shape right now, but I'm wondering what's the best way to, whoa, to support those Stromer. I was thinking about just using some deckers, putting a two by four underneath, and then put them on top, and then using some deck screws into and I'm gonna place all these. The stringers are like I said. It appear to be in good shape. Mhmm. So let me know the best way to do this. Okay. Thank you. Alright. What's going You want metal in there? I want metal. He's got an yeah. want metal. Yes. Yeah. Yes. He's got an outdoor staircase staircase. He's got treated got treated wood. Yeah. The treads don't look like two by, you know, tens. They look like weird one by, like, a true one by, like, a five quarters or something like that. They're a little the treads are a little thin. thin. Yeah. And somebody don't ever build a staircase this somebody don't ever build a staircase this way. They just ran the Stromer, stringers. They ran the rails on the side up and then they just took the treads and they just threw screwed on they ran the rails on the side up, and then they just took the treads, and they just threw screwed up. it. Not even screw even screwed them. It looks like nails. Pretty insane. It it looked like a nail to me, but it was all corroded. Yeah. And he said they used some kind of screw or neck screw or something on it. But alright. Even if you screw it. You have the treads OTH about an inch. Yeah. If you get this screw dead nuts in the middle of that, you're gonna have a little less than an inch of meat. meat. Obviously the screw takes up some room, but obviously if you miss the dead nut center of that, which obviously they did, they went up a little the screw takes up some room. But obviously, if you miss the dead nuts center of that, which obviously they did. Yeah. They went up a little high. Now you got a quarter inch of engrained to deal with. Well No. I can course No one take it out. No one take it. Right. So if you're gonna do stairs, you should either cut the stringers -- Yeah. -- you know, nachos -- Sure. -- so it sits on top, or you need to get some steel. Involved. And they have that those brackets. Those Right. L shaped brackets. Now mind you, you don't have a ton of meat because the stringer and the trends don't look like there's a ton of meat. But what I would do, show me that again share. You vaulted or would you just use legs? The legs will work, but there's just not that much meat there. Yeah. If you really wanna do it right, I mean, the stringer the stringer looks like it's an inch and the I mean, Jesus Christ. They couldn't use two by fucking material on this this alright. In this case, I would through vault it. I what I would do is I would get a steel stair bracket, you know, probably an eight inch nine inches or It's gonna run the depth of the tread or close to Yeah. That's right. right. I wouldn't do more than two through bolts per I would use a carriage I wouldn't do more than two through bolts per. I would use a carriage bolt Yeah. bald. So you had a nice round button -- so you had a nice round button finish. Yeah. finish. I would take the carriage bolt and face it down on the, on the I would take the carriage bolt and face it down on the on the treads, and I would face it in on the stringer. Yeah. So you get you're looking at a finished you're gonna have to get in there and finish it off. No reason to use anything more than a quarter inch. You know, something that's zinc or algae or something like that. And you want that on top or you want I want it on bottom. Yeah. Yeah. want it on the bottom. I want it on the bottom. I would I would also use a nylon nut. So I don't want that thing coming loose. Yeah. I would use I mean, you could use a lock washer gonna be pain in the ass. I I'd use a nylon nut and a washer OTH those on the on the nuts side, And you also are gonna wanna get yourself a real short throw socket wrench that's gonna clear under the underside. Right? Otherwise, it'll be going right away. Yeah. Yeah. I would also It's gonna be hard to drill. Yeah. Let's let's see. How about if they do you wanna do a thing where you trace lines under every thread and remove them and then and then put all your metal in when everything's out if and cut it out with saw's all blade and then reinstall them so that you know that your dead nuts and it's all bolted correctly. correctly. Well, is that too much that too much work in the sense? The tough drill on this is gonna be going up through the tread. Right. The easy nut and washer and and and and bolt to install is gonna be on the on the Stromer I might even consider just putting the steel bracket underneath it and not through screwing it to the tread. It was just sitting there. Just holding it. You're not gonna get you're not gonna get a whole lot of You're not gonna It's it's at the end grain of the of the tread. You know, it's liable to crack out if you you can't really drill up on it. I mean, you can, but it's gonna be tough. Here's what I would do. You ready? Yep. I would take the steel stair bracket. I would install them. The way I said to install them. I would probably for now unless you can get a good shot at it with like a right angle drill. And by the way, you don't have to get a big half inch chalk, or whatever. They make small -- Yeah. -- right angle. Yeah. They make the little attachment for the make the little attachment for the smaller. smaller. They just make the right angle on a small plug-in style, 49 bucks or whatever you could do it that just make the right angle and a small That's right. Let's just plug in style, forty nine bucks and whatever. You could do it that way way. Or you could just put it under and hold that I would take two-by-sixes a couple of you could just put it under and hold it. I would take two by sixes, a couple of two by sixes. two-by-sixes. I don't need, he kept saying I I don't need he kept saying a riser. riser. He meant He meant tread. Right. I would add. I would every other bay, I would add a riser, the vertical piece. I would do it in two by six, I would do it treated and I would put some timber screws in there to suck the whole thing to get in together. Gotcha. That's good idea. That's good. Right. Stabilizes it so that you don't have movement, which causes them to blow out. Right. Right? I like that like that too. You don't have to do everyone. Yeah. You could do every other one -- Right. -- or you could just do two in the middle. Somewhere in the right amount. Yeah. I agree. Do the timber screws there. Do it. Alright. Love it. Rob Schneider, comedian Rob Schneider is OTH location in Louisiana. Rob? Hey, Adam. Look, I don't understand why contractors promised something's gonna be done, and they have no intention of getting it done anywhere near that date. I mean, like, Well, like Well, like, how come in why is that? that? And how come in Japan, where they how come in Japan when they are and now I've done on time, they work round the clock to get it done and they pay penalties. But can't we get that going in America? Or they kill them -- So they kill Kill him. The noble noble way -- for the noble way out. Yeah. I didn't even think about that. And then gonna put that out to my contractor. That just becomes a sort of process -- With a sword. -- with a sword. If they they fall on a sawmill. See what they do. And the great news is that that then thins the herd. So the only guys left are the prompt guys. That's good point. Alright. Well, you have to be selective on who you you can you can pick somebody to kill themselves. Oh, the window guy. The window guy guy. Yeah. That's fine. fine. We don't need the don't need lasers. OTH the electrician or plumber, though. So Yeah. Yeah. You you put him last. Yeah. Remember that movie with Malcolmovich? Malcolmovich was playing the director a Vampire movie, and he really hired you know, what's the guy's name? No. No. OTH, a real vampire. Mhmm. And why did you have to kill my cinematographer? You could have gone after the writer to make a complaint. Why did cinematographer? cinematographer? I need I need him. Yep. The so, Rob, let me let me explain how contracting works. With the present company excluded, because Stromer got a lot integrity. I know this because the dumbest guys I went to high school with, which were my friends -- Yeah. -- including me -- Yeah. became contractors. contractors. It's not because they have a love of not because they have a love of construction. It's because they're unemployable. That's right. So picture the dumbest guys you knew in high school now setting dates. You know, here's the budget. Here's when it's handling my ish. Here's when I'll arrive. On Monday morning Mhmm. -- these are the flakiest dudes you've ever met -- Right. -- whose parents are poor poor. So they're forced to work and they can't go down to wall street and they can't go to a law firm and they're not in they're forced to work and they can't go down to Wall Street and they can't go to a law firm and they're not in academia. They are in construction. That's right. What it's it's a logical law suit. Rob, you live in Southern California. When people are used to live in Southern California? In Arizona? Yeah. When I Yes. And that's why I was hoping it'll be better, but parallel -- Okay. -- similar situation. situation. You can find it, When people cross the border and come here illegally, with no identification and no family, no skills and no anything. What business do they get into? Drug lord or prostitution or contracting. That's right. That's only if the if if the constitution doesn't work anymore. That's the plan. Yes. If you're pin pin is weak, That's right. You're a drywall. You end up hanging sheep rock at Rob South. So, Robert, are you doing a are you doing a remodel at your place? It's a remodel, and it's a it's a remodel. And now which means that we're in a we're in a condo for the next couple of months until it's done. They're supposed to be done May twenty fourth. And I literally, I wanted I wanted to look at and see how the progress, and it was just a hole. I didn't see what the progress was. It was like a hole. They said, well, you put up this beam here. We gotta get this other beam And it's, well, how does it why we're waiting on a beam? Well, you know, we're two months behind on getting wood right now. Mhmm. And I just don't know what to say. It's not like I can call. Well, let me call the wood guy. You know, so I guess there there's a legitimate problem with that. What are you doing to your place? That's a remodel. We're redoing the kitchen. It's one of those places is a gated community. And that's why, like, defund the police. don't know how many how many people you have in front of your gated community. There's one little Filipino guy in front of mine, you know what I mean? So We need a oh, so, anyway. The ride is coming away. Are you little, silica riding? Yeah. There's life. When the riders come, but let me show you where Rob Schneider lives. So let's cut out his liver. Yeah. That's right. So we're we liver. So we can't do the exterior, which I'd love to so we can't do the exterior, which I'd love to do. We couldn't even work on the balcony. We can only do whatever we want on the inside -- Mhmm. -- if, you know, it's one of the rules of the other community. Mhmm. So we're way pretty much better to get a new kitchen. And open it up because it used to be all closed up because it was early two thousand build -- Mhmm. -- two thousand and two. You get a knock down the walls and so you get a, you know, that big open area. Yeah. And then we were changing. The stairs was too big. We're trying to make the stairs and we'll push it back a little bit. And do that glass stairway, glass and iron, glass material going up. Is it a is it a two story home? Yeah. It's a two story home. Right. So they need to they need to pass in a big parallel or a gluam beam or something in there to pick up the load of the second floor when they're leaking out walls and opening up your kitchen. Right? Yeah. That's exactly what we're so that that's what we're waiting on is that second beam right now. Right. And but it looks nice and you know so we're we're we're getting I mean, the the the drawings are beautiful. wish we can move on to drawings. Yeah. They're always promising a better future, aren't they? Yeah. yeah. I feel that way about the Sears that way about the Sears catalog. I wanna move into that that underpaid model. That's right. Yeah. I've earned a few of them. No. That's fine. Speed too. them. That's right. And then I gotta tell my wife that everything's fine. And then, no, no, no, we're on target. We're late, but we're no, no, no, this is gonna be what about the next date? So there's that that added stress to it. So did they did they have to go in and get down and tear up the floor and put a pad down to put a new post in to carry the load of the beam that you're waiting on? Yeah. Yeah. They did. But luckily, they did it on, like, the on the frame OTH the outside by the, you know, where you go from the kitchen, let's say, outside to where there's another hole, which is another pool, which is another thing we're behind on. And so those beams are there's one beam that went out on the side, which is good. Because now it now. Cause it used to be just like a to be just like a door. Now we're gonna have, like, whole open glass kind of thing, but you have to have that supporting Beam above that, which means you have to, you know, support that -- Yeah. -- underneath. So they did have to make that everyone there everyone wants the big open floor plan now, but what they don't realize is a lot of the walls they wanna do away with or load bearing walls, especially if you have a two story home. So And is there Is there a hard is there a hard date for when they are gonna cut out your liver? Do we know that yet? I think there's a the divorce date is sometimes, but the kids go back the school. September, I think, well, August. Rob, what are you? On August you? Are you on location now in you on location now in Louisiana? Louisiana? in location. You know, there's great thing, because I'm not here working on a movie with the Great Kevin James, let's call home team for Netflix. And they that's great because they have tax incentives out here. They don't put in the schedule or into the whole budget, the cost of savings that you're going to lose. By having lightning and thunder. And so we're like a month behind. But couple of weeks, but they keep people great, you know, and Food's amazing. amazing. I mean the cast has slowly gotten really fat over the mean, the cat has slowly gotten really fat over the time past few weeks. It's not gonna match, but we're just gonna have to do something post Well, give our love to Kevin and call back anytime you like. We have some non celebrities waiting with real problems. You know, I had to call and get some advice. At least tell my wife that no Adam's gotta figure it out. I gotta figure it all the world. We're all good. Good. Thanks, Rob. Good to talk to you, buddy. All the best to you. you. All right. Let me hit a indeed here in a small business, every hire me hit the indeed here in a small business. Every hire counts. counts. I know I run a small I know I run a small business. business. 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Something like that in August is super pissed because it also means all those checked bags that were supposed to be gratis Shall now be argued. It's gonna be a continued process, but long story short, the person I spoke to for an hour. Help me fix it. Is the long flight from Seattle to Anchorage? Is that the is that the long one? Or is it about it's probably about it's probably about three hours. The Seattle to Anchorage flight is three and a half hours. LA to Seattle is two forty five, so that's OTH the longest leg. Alright. Well, That's something I was thinking about that first glass seat. Alright. Well, that's OTH bad though, actually, bro. Come on. And you still got room. Yeah. That's not Alright. There's no food in first class anyway. Yeah. I got David on the line. line. Let's see David 40 Southern Let's see. David forty Southern California. What's going on, David? Hi, guys. Hi, guys. guys. I got Okay. I got a contractor question for you. Am I going? He redoing my bathroom, ripped up my floor, he put down some dural rocks, screwed it in, put the tile OSB, I looked it up. You up. You know, he's done some bad he's done some bad work, so I wound up googling around. It's all the Jurok instruction. You know, he didn't really do screws, eight inch on center, going OTH directions, no thinset. How worried should I be what that my tile floor should come up. Is this like a hey. Don't worry about it. Is this all That's the hard thing you've extended warranty. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Is it a crumbling The crumbling stuff that looks like concrete in between fiberglass mesh or the more rigid stuff stuff. That's HardieBacker hardy backer? It is is. I don't I don't know. know. It just says dirt, dirt It just says Durbotch on it. You are Alright. Hey Durbotch. Alright. Do you know what's the square footage span? Sorry. All of these are short pieces. pieces. It's basically four basically four pieces. pieces. I mean maybe, I don't know, maybe 10 feet long by like maybe five feet wide shaped mean, maybe -- I don't know. -- maybe ten feet long by, like, maybe five feet wide, but no shaped bathroom. Sheets are, like, three by five or something weird. Yeah. Right. Three by three and a half. Yeah. Yeah. There's, like, four of them. I know It's already it's a old home, great foundation. It's on plywood, plywood. Probably three quarter three quarter inch. It's not those flat. So do you know any home? Do you know his nailing or screwing schedule, did you see it? Do you have a picture of it? Yeah. I got photos, and I went under the house, I could see where they are too. So around the edges, It looks like there's enough. Maybe it's both too close. I don't know. But around all the edges, it looks good. But inside, some are eight inch, some are nine inch, inch. Some are 17 seventeen inch. It's kind of random. Yeah. Well, that's how it works. But he used screws. Yes, sir. And what and what kind of tile is it? it? Is a big format stuff it big format stuff or a little little No. It's eight inch little decorative ceramic tile. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think he followed the joists with the screwing schedule? Oh, no. I can see it between the joists from underneath. Seem to sit down. Did he he thin set the seams before he put the tile down with tile down? That That I do not do not know. I don't have photo. I don't photo before he started, and after, but I mean, it's anyone's guess whether he's in touch. Alright. And and the the tile job is done? Yes, sir. Alright. When you walk on it, do you feel much flex? No. But there is I have tile wainscotted. It's pretty much cracked out all the way. The grout. It's OTH route is cracked along the Wayne Scottie and the Wilders. No baseboard? Yeah. Wait. You mean, it's it's cracking from the the baseboard to the tailboard, but do you just mean tile tile base -- Yeah. tile? down walls. Have a quick one. And that's all cracking in the corner. It's it's it's it's gonna crack where the floor hits the wall. wall. Well, I mean, not really if it's done, I mean, not really. If it's done. Right? Yeah. But Okay. Well Maybe we could maybe we could talk that or something before he talked. It's going to the ground in a year, and I'll send my pile to popping up to the Xerox Flex is a little bit Well, look, there's no way to really figure this out. Is is the answer. answer. I would say if you're walking on it and you're not feeling flax, that's a good would say if you're walking on it and you're not feeling flex, that's a good sign. Okay. If you if you see a ton of grout cracking on the floor over time -- Right. -- then it's moving. -- Yeah. -- if you would like to get underneath there at some point and put in some cross blocking like some two by six in between the joists and, you know, in the field, in the center, you know, and block it. And shove it all the way up and through screw it through the through the joists, you know, that would be helpful. But I I don't think you're gonna have any you. I I think you're fine. Just keep an eye on it. Keep it dry as best you can. And, you know, I mean, in the bathroom that or a shower. So, I mean Yeah. I know. But just, you know, make sure you got a good shower curtain, a shower door, good seal on the shower door, door. You know, the throw down a mat, you know, just, just kind of do your best to not let any water penetrate there to keep the shower in the know, the throw down a a mat, you know. Just just kinda do your best to not let any water penetrate. There. Keep the shower in the shower. And you already paid him? No. Not. Oh, he did not pay. Oh. Oh. No. We oh, yeah. There's some checks that they want. So that's why I wanna get a, you know, a little answer first and say, hey. You're gonna give me more than a one year warranty. Maybe we're gonna put something in writing, say, you know, a few more years in case this pile pops up, it's not a done deal. Okay. Well, your proof is you went online and the nailing schedules eight inches. Right? On the other Yeah. You can see the screws underneath as see the screws underneath as well. Right. And -- Yeah. -- when you'd screw something like that, I guess you'd try to keep it along the joys, but you'd also do some You do have you do have to be in the field. Right. So we don't know he didn't do the joint. No. But we don't know if he put then set down first over the plywood. That is what you're supposed to We know we know there's no fence that I have photos. There's no fence that you're lying on plywood. Yeah. Well, look, David, I might say, here's what I'd like to provide this document that says it'll be good for x amount of time. Because Okay. -- you did you did you did not you did not carry out this step of this this process. I think that's reasonable. Yeah. That's a good idea. And then just say, I'm gonna pay you, you know, and withhold, you know, a couple hundred bucks in the event that you have to come back and and fix grout cracking. Well, I don't know that you're gonna be able to withhold it, but I do think you could get They're gonna watch it anymore. You could get the document. Documents good. Okay. Thanks, David. We think you'll be fair enough. Thank you so much. Yeah, guys. Yeah. All Stromer. You got the JB JB Weld. World strongest bond. Now, pros have trusted it for over fifty years, but why hire pro and j b Weld makes it easy to do it yourself. We, are proud to have J. B. epoxy adhesive as a sponsor. And why? Well, because our own Adam Corolla walking through a trade show once wandered into the owner -- Mhmm. -- booth there. That's right, jucked it up and realized that that was the king of adhesive. Right? Mhmm. Proud sponsors for us. DIY projects, auto crafts, plumbing, marine, and more. 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And remember J. B. Weld Epoxy products are proudly made in the USA. J. B. Weld World's Stromer bond. Alright. Lisa's got a question because she's putting in a hardwood floor. Lisa forty six, Ohio. Ohio. Hi. How are are you? Hi, girl. Hi, girl. Hi, guys. What's going on? Well, so my dad has existing hardwood and all the hard except for this a couple of bedrooms. And the one bedroom that we're remodeling and the bathroom attached to it has carpeting. So taking the carpeting out, doing hardwood in there, but not the same color as the rest of the house. Mhmm. So I didn't know if I had because I know you're supposed to run perpendicular to the choice, but I didn't know if I could run it perpendicular to the hardwood and the hallway slash dining room or if I had to do it parallel to that. Well, you it's It's a new room and you're going with a different a new room and you're going with a different floor and are you trying Trying to match the manage the existing? No. No. Not trying to match. it. We're doing like a grayish doing like a grayish wood. It's really cool. Regular tongue and groove would all the way through hardwood. What's in there now is like this Dinner it dinner. It was built in the nineties, but it looked like they kind of use an old thinner wood with like a was built in the nineties, but it looked like they kinda used an old dinner wood with, like, three, it looks pink, but it's like a whitewash color, and I hate it. But it's fine. It's nice. It's great. great. Through the whole rest of the the whole rest of the house, so But in that bedroom, we want to do, like, something different or modern. Stromer, when you walk in a room, with the hardwood floor. I guess you want it running the direction you're walking when you walk. Yeah. Or or the the longer way that the room is. For example. If it's got a long hallway, then you're gonna wanna run those lengths the length of the hallway rather than by itself. If if the room is thirteen feet wide and twenty two feet long. Yeah. Then you wanna run it the long way. The twenty two. Yeah. Yeah. You wanna run it the long way. That's a good rule of thumb. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then if you're, to your point, you guys are changing a then if you're to your point, you guys are changing a color, color. It doesn't really it doesn't really matter. It can stand alone. Yeah. As far as the direction the Joyce are running, I don't see much needing that. No. I I think you can run it whatever direction you want, regardless of the choice direction, Lisa. And then the trend. And then the transition between the old and the new, you know, are you going to choose to use the new color of the old color or go with a metal tone or transition between the old and the new you know, are you gonna choose to use the new color or the old color or go with a metal tone or something, you something? You know, that you have to decide that that you have to decide. I bought the one that matched the new floor because then the transition between the bathroom and the bedroom is it's a it's like a black slate looking ceramic tile. Yeah. And so then I thought, well, I would do wood there as well, but I guess I could do a metal Yeah. Either is fine, fine. I think as long as you just make a choice and make them both the same, I think you're think. As long as you just make a choice and make them both the same, I think you're fine. You OTH a man in your life, Lisa. I'm sorry? You have a man in your life? Yes. My husband. What's he doing? Is he doing any of this? Oh, he yeah. Yeah. So he does everything with me. He's great. I I like refund cutting wood. That is like his least favorite thing, so I don't measure and then I go cut. And then I'll hold it up and chew it in for me or whatever. But So I have a nail nail. I have a long borrowing, a nail floor, nail gun, the ones that you do for tongue and groove or whatever, I'm borrowing that from my brother-in-law and watched a million I have a while borrowing a nail floor nail gun, the the the ones that you do for wood, tongue, and groove, or whatever. Right. So I'm borrowing that from my brother-in-law, and I've watched a million videos, and I've had it done in my home, but had it done by someone else. else. I'm like, oh, I can do like, oh, I can do this. Yeah. Wait. You got a compressor? Oh, okay. You're gonna get the compressor on your nail gun? Yeah. Yeah. And are those the kind of nail guns? They have a trigger? trigger. Do you whack them a you whack them with a malle usually whack them with a malle? With a malle. Yeah. The the even the compressors was. Yeah. then fires it fires it through the tongue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you have a chop saw to cut those pieces? Oh, yeah. I got a great one. In fact, my husband bought me one for I think it was Valentine's Day or something. Yeah. It was my present. Oh, great. It's got a laser. What kind of it's got a laser. What kind of Chap saw is it? We'll figure out whether he loves you or not. I think I have to remember what it is. I think it's It's from Home Depot. And it was, like, one of their better ones, one of their bigger ones. Yeah. We've So is that They're a town. It's a work team. What color is it? Yellow. yellow? It's the It's the it's the wall. Yeah. That's a good one. Alright. Oh, it's the wall. Yeah. She loves you right you. He loves She does love you. you. God God bless me to get you. ya? I like a Like a sixty tooth carbide blade on that, that. Or did he give you a combination blade on or do you give you a combination blade on there? I've actually got a cup full of blades. So we were doing some other wood, like the basic two by fours, and then we were we had a finer blade for nicer wood. Jeez. He's yeah. There's true love. He loves you. But wait a minute. Is this is this sliding compound or just, like, ten inch CHOPSA? It's sliding compound. Oh my god. God. You are you hit the jackpot. It's got a laser. It's sliding where is this guy? He showed on a Marriott. Is that weird? Lots of Finnish blades with him. him. There's like plywood blades, small like, plywood blades. Yeah. There's small teaser, man. Holy. Matt. This is the only true love. That's nice. What other true love? My dad's three years. Like, it's joking. Joking. You know, he said I need to start and I'm like, you're going to borrow my know, he he say, oh, I need the son. I'm like, you're gonna borrow my son because I'll use it again. And then my husband bought me I'm like, oh, dad, dad. You can keep your son you can keep your son. Now. Man. Wow. Wow. This is, this is a love your This is this is love. Your brother-in-law, when he gives you the compressor, Tell them you don't want the little miniature pancake. The professor's gonna be running the whole time driving you insane. No. You want something larger. Yeah. But we skills on it. You can park it out on the Patty, on the rundown. Multiple hoses. That's right. Mhmm. And here's k. If I have to ask them. And make sure you shut that compressor off where you go to bed. It'll wake you. It'll wake you. In the middle of the hop on or in the morning. That's right. Yep. Yeah. I'm hoping it's not a huge room. I think it's twenty by fifteen maybe. So I'm hoping to get it done in a big long day, day. But I don't but I don't know. Because we know the power and strength and and passion of this relationship, we don't wanna interfere in your in your intimate life. With rumor With a compressor going off in the middle of the night. Where are we at with hardwood and laying it out? Because you know, some of these hardwood flooring pieces and I don't know how big these pieces are, but some of, like, pre engineered stuff are eight inches Yeah. They'll have they'll inches. Have you run your full and then go and cut and whatever you get on the back end, you start the next course without how wide are these you run your full and then go and cut and whatever you get on the back end you start the next course with help you. How wide are these pieces? five. Each they're not every so, Probably like three and a like, three and a half. Is that the standard? Yeah. Yeah. That's the old old looks. Stuff. Yeah. It was weird size. Yeah. What's what's the maybe size. I I don't know. Do you when I'm Where'd you get this? I ordered them. You got them more than them. Are they they pre finished? Yeah. No. They're finished. It's probably more, like, five. Yeah. Or six. six. Here's how, here's what I'm out here's what I'm saying. Yeah. Take take three or four of them. Right? Mhmm. Okay. You listening? Listen up, please. Yes. Push it up against the wall that you're gonna start at in a long wise, not they end grain. Yeah. Make a marker little pencil on the on the subfloor at the edge. Slide it. Market. Slide it. Get to the other side. Make sure you don't have a one inch piece. Good point at the at the other end. Lay out. Lay it out. Maybe you wanna take your first piece and rip it. Did he get you a contractor as well or just minutes. No, I don't have don't have that, unfortunately. That's gonna be a challenge. Hey, Amanda. Now the question is just love. Yeah. You love. You may want to rip that edge off may wanna rip that edge off first. So let's just say you ended up with a sliver -- Yeah. -- at the end. end. Who wants Who wants that? Nobody wants that. Do the OTH, start off with a half piece -- That's right. -- to start with and then end with a half piece. And then repeat again, like Adam said, three courses so you know that you're not getting these little weird pieces on the end of the room. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't there's nothing worse than getting to the end and finding out you need a seven eighths piece to tuck in. We'll get it. Forget it. Don't forget to leave some space around the perimeter so that it can move and flex on you and not blow out and start buckling. But why has Mark got you a contractor, Sean? Does he love you? I'm trying to decide if I should take up the existing for the wall molding and put it back where I'd like to do the shoe mold. No. Don't say that word to Adam. He doesn't like this. I don't mind Bay shoe. shoe. I don't like quarter don't like quarter round. Yeah. No. Quarter round's garbage. You have to see the base shoes. III tell you what to do. Let's take a utility knife with a brand new razor blade on the top. Hopefully, that he's already purchased score this shit out of the top of that thing. Get a flat bar and pop that shit off in one piece. Yep. pace. All right, go And we, you know, go down every couple inches and -- Right. -- shimmy. Shimmy. It'll pop off. Yeah. And then pull the nails and nails. The way, you know, the way it was nailed in, pull that same direction. Pull the nails. Don't try to come out of the other door. Mark Mark mark. The thing, you know, this wall, that wall, put it all thing, you know, this wall, that wall -- Yeah. -- put it all together, take some blue tape, and pile it up. Yeah. You know what I mean? 1234 all the way. Yeah. Get it out of the way. And then and then re instill all after you put that floor. Over the floor. Over the floor. Alright. At least Yeah. I like that. Looks better. I like that. Yeah. Right. right. And you might not need any a base shoe at that you might not need any ratio at that point. We'll see. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Send us a send us a picture and then also sends a picture of your wedding day we'd like see what this if this gentleman is worthy of your lovely self. Tell that guy that he can't get you a pin nailer too, if you're gonna put down if you're gonna put the base shoe down. And and a brand name or or finished goods. You gotta put that I'd like it to have some AAA selection, if you will, will. All right, well, something, this guy probably doesn't need Well, something this guy probably doesn't need. Roman Roman. Oh man. -- squeaky doors, clogged sinks, fin the engines engines. When things break, you take care of things break, you take care of it. But what about when something's off in the bedroom? No. And he's trying not to think about it. No more. Get Roman. Go to get roman dot com slash ace. Now for free online evaluation, for ongoing ED. Problems. From the comfort privacy, your own home, a US licensed healthcare professional, will work with you to find the best treatment plan. If plan. 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Here's an email from Anthony in Savannah, Georgia. Georgia. Hi guy, hi guy, my wife and I are having a new house built in a Guy. My wife and I are having a new house built in a subdivision. subdivision. The house is framed and the OSB and weather barrier wrap is all around the house is framed and the OSB and weather barrier wrap is all around the house. The roof and windows are installed, but the vinyl siding has not been installed yet. yet. The other day, I walked through the home and noticed there was a hole in the U S other day, I walked through the home and noticed there was a hole in the US, wow, wow. In the OSB, upstairs above one of the windows nerd, the hole looks like it was punched through and not for any good the OSB upstairs above one of the windows. Nerd. The hole looks like it was punched through and not for any good reason. reason. I'd say it's a two or three finger say it's a two or three finger hole. hole. My question is will the vapor barrier and siding be enough to keep moisture out? Or do I need to have them fix this issue? The quality of workmanship is already questionable considering they installed the sheet of OSB with a hole in it. I don't want them to fix it by cutting open the vapor barrier and tacking in a smaller board with bunch of gaps around it. If it's truly no big deal, deal. I can overlook can overlook it. And there you go. That's for Anthony. It's probably no big deal. I think it's no big deal. I deal. Let me just, just, I, I don't know why there's a hole in the, it might've been a blown cut on another piece or something that they were like something in shipping or moving or something and they just threw a sheet up there and went, fuck just just I I don't know why there's a hole in the and that Yeah. It might have been a blown cut on another piece or something, but there were, like, something in shipping or moving or something, and then just threw a sheet up there and went fuck it. We'll just go around it. And the vapor barrier is over the hole. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's it's fine. Don't don't don't monkey. You know, I'd say get a piece of one by six and put it in the back, but a, I don't want you nailing it that direction. You could you could be. It's not gonna sit flat because the OSB has been blown out and it's kinda mushroomed up in the back. Right. Right. Right. Other than that, there's I dunno, expanding foam or than that, There's, I don't know, expanding foam or something that's no good. It's it's no big it's no big whoop. Yeah. It's it's a done deal. Deciding's gonna take care of and it's it's got the membrane over it, so it's just not a it's not an issue. Sometimes stuff bothers people because they know it's there and they gotta put it in. And I guess you could get some of that that So they do the boat. The guy does the boat with screen It's a green doorman. It's a fan bow down as that. Flex seal. Flex seal. That's right. seal. You could take a slab of that and dab it could take a slab of that and dab it on. on. But you know, you're kinda, you kinda monkeying with something because you don't want to push out that know, you're kinda you're kinda monkeying with something because you you don't wanna push out that side. How about just how about just scraping off the mushroom portion with a flat knife and then taking a little piece of square OSB and gluing it with liquid nails. Done. You're not gonna be able to scrape off the pushed out part, though. Sand it? You wanna sand it? No. Not right. You wanna not do anything? III don't I'm the kind of person who if it was a clean through and through hole and it was flat -- Yeah. -- I would take some OSB and Gorilla Glu or something and just put it OTH there. But it's gonna be It's gonna be hard ish. I mean, maybe you could get up there and wiggle it. Oh, you know what? It's punched through and the piece can be pushed back into the hole and then just cock it. Yeah. Yeah. I would do I would do that. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't try Try it. Yeah. Just just push it back in the hole. Don't punch through the plastic on the other side and then caulk it. Yeah. Or OTH? I mean, it really doesn't matter. No. It doesn't. But you should probably pull that But he'll know. It's like one of those things. He knows the rest of his life. He'll be thinking about that one hole that he didn't do. He can't he's gotta push it back in in calk it. Yeah. Never more. No. That's right. The the cask of the momtiana or whatever. But the point is you you still will hear the scratching at the floorboards, where you buried your wife's or whatever that is. Linda Deveiling. Yeah. I'll scratch Mhmm. Or it's rodent. Alright. We have another email. Yes. This is from John in Fort Worth, Texas. My wife and I built our house in two thousand two, went cheap on the upgrades, so my wife and I tiled the kitchen floor in two thousand five. 2005. At that time we moved out the refrigerator and stove and tiled under them, but we did not take out the dishwasher and lay tile underneath At that time, we moved out the refrigerator and stove and tiled under them, but we did not take out the dishwasher and lay tile underneath it. We didn't because we weren't sure if the thinset and tile would make it too tall to fit back under the countertop, countertop. So we left the dishwasher in place, tiled up to the edge of it all was well for the next 11 so we left the dishwasher in place, tiled up to the edge of it. All was well for the next eleven years. But fast forward to today, the old dishwasher crashed. So my wife bought a new one, had it installed, and you can see that the footprint of the new one is smaller, leaving about a one inch gap between it and the tile. tile. So should we chip out those two pieces of tile and replace them, cutting them large enough to fit So should we chip out those two pieces of tile and replace them cutting them large enough to fit properly, this is assuming we can even find that Sam that that same tile, of course, or is there some easy fixed fill that gap like a black transition strip, anything to put it there to make it go away. Please don't go too hard on our crappy tile choices or crappy work work. She and I were novices back then and are still quite proud of our determination to do it and I were novices back then and are still quite proud of our determination to do it ourselves. ourselves. I would I would match the It's tobacco grout color. I would match the grout and just literally grout that and walk away. You won't even notice it. As that we're looking at a picture, but it's kinda hard for me to tell. So that look like a one inch span there. Yeah. It's like it's a, you know, it's a, like, an inch from the plate of the dishwasher. What you don't wanna do though, would you grab it right up to the I would go right up to the thing and and know that That's trash. The dishwasher plate. Yeah. Now can you get the dishwasher back out again if it is crowded? That's my concern. While it got out the first time and it was Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should be okay. okay. It's probably on legs that went up to the bottom of the probably on the legs that went up to the bottom of the counter. counter. I would just grout it with brown walk would just grow out with brown. Walk away. Yeah. I mean, there's not a whole lot of be good luck getting the tile out of there without fucking up fighting the tile. Good luck finding the tile. Yeah. I agree. great. He could put some sort of matte black transition or something, but I'm with You you could put some sort of matte black transition or something, but I'm I'm with Stromer, although don't know for stuff. Is there anything uglier than an inch and an eighth grout joint? No. I mean, there's there's nothing. There's nothing. There's nothing. Because the tile itself has such modeled look of bands and browns. Mhmm. I believe that the brown grout will be will disguise it. Shall we pick a color that matches the tile more than the grout? grout? I don't think I don't think so. think is the answer because it almost cancels and looks like a transition piece then. Okay. You know what I mean? Alright. Well, go with Stromer and go with God. This part of it. Go with Stoma. Go with Stoma crowding up to the dishwasher. I I walked into that cave. I saw that. Would stop continuing. But what are we gonna do? We don't wanna we're we will never find that tile. It's been discontinued. By the design police that would not reissue. Yeah. No. No. No. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't don't know. know. Should we put a, what do you want to we put it? What do you wanna do? Like a wood, like a painted black piece of trim that you glue down under the slab? No. I was kind of thinking about I was kind of thinking about a thin piece of aluminum like, eight inch thick aluminum by, like, quarter inch that you could put up on its edge in against the dishwasher and then ground to it. Okay. Just to give yourself an an end, like a clean departure there versus going up to the dishwasher. Yeah. I mean, it's look around. I if you could find a piece of aluminum -- Yeah. -- that was like an eighth deck. Yeah. By light. What color? Black? Just aluminum. Okay. Metal color. Okay. Alright. That's like an eight deck or stainless. But it's gonna have to act like a trim. Yeah. And, literally, just put it vertically. Just push it against the dis and then and just use it as well to re I see. see. 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