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Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode

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of Alchemy. This I

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am your host, Chris

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Alvarado. Yes, that Chris Alvarado,

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and I'm super excited to be joined by my friends,

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my colleagues, my co artists.

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So let's just jump right into it and say

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hello to them in no particular order.

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Let's start with somebody who rarely

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joins us as a guest is usually a host.

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Say hello to col Stratton, everybody. Cole, Yeah,

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this is weird. I think this is the first thing I've done this word.

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It hasn't meant me or Kevin hosting. I

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was like, Cole is also a great improviser

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who likes to play. He doesn't have to do Yeah,

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you know it's great just showing up and doing it,

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riding up the sea suggestions and figuring out

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the dumb questions to ask people and all that ship.

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It's the worst, right, Speaking

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of which, Cole, yep, what's

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your favorite Jeopardy category?

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It pops up? You know you're gonna get all

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of them? Are just about all of them? You know, we actually

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watched Jeopardy pretty much daily, recorded

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watching at lunch Umlula

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of the Street that Mattea is on right now.

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Anything

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pop culture related, obviously, if it's

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like movies or which actually

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always makes me crazy because it's the pop culture things

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that only the super champs like run. Most

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of the other people just sit there scared and then they just go

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peep peep and like they don't know the answer is it would

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be like a picture Johnny Depp and like, I don't know.

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Makes me a little crazy.

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But yeah, anything pop culture

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related, anything pop cults are great.

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I'm so glad you're here. I'm also glad that this

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next person here, she just sell her celebrated

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birthday makes up. No, it's hard. Jackie

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Ruthie, Alright,

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Jackie, serious question here. Concession

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of choice at a basketball game?

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Or what are you snacking on? See

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that's different than a movie. Concession

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of choice at a basketball game? Ongoing

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cinnamon ager? What cell pretzel?

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Wow? Craig

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Is also joined us today. He made a face very

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controversial choice, what's

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sol I'm that's

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I'm just it's something that I never have,

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you know, It's it's so mall

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specific, and I'm so not a

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mall person, um,

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but but it is. Gosh. I love

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it, and I love it when they're just like a little undercooked,

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which they usually are, especially

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where it's like knotted over. That's where it

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really gets Doughey, Uh,

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give me that, and give me a Coca Cola Classic.

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Really, you're you're on a diet or a Coke zero

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not? Absolutely not. Keep a Classic for me.

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I don't have it every day, so you know,

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I'm like, this is fine. I'll keep a Classic

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for when I have it. Makes sense, makes

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sense. Super light your hair. Everybody

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say hello to Mark Gagliardi. Hello,

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alright, Mark Gagliardi. What's

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your relationship with fitness? I

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Fitness and I have an on again,

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off again relations same same

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we will like we we

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we go long periods of time without seeing

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one another, and then I will

3:17

reach out or sometimes

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Fitness will reach out to me, but usually

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I reach out to Fitness tepidly, like

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I'm not sure if I want to start

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things back up again. Um, And then

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I try and I and we'll go for like a

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month, and of course kind of we

3:33

just kind of fall off and stop calling

3:35

each other, which no one's fault, no one's fault, nobody's

3:38

fault. It's nobody's fault. We're just we're

3:40

just leading different lives yeah. Hey,

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I always think about asking fitness out and then I'm

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like, I'm married, just lovliness, I'm married. I

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stay it this way,

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but not at least make some noise from

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my boy and your boy, Mr.

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Every everyone's boy

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here, my boy, Craig Craig. I

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was talking to Jessica about this, and it throw me

4:04

crazy because I didn't think there was a difference. Is

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your autograph different

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from your city, different

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from your signature? Yeah?

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It is, really yeah, it is

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right. I never thought about it, but it has to be

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now, Mark, And I know this

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because for Thrilling a Venture

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Hour, the podcast that we were on for a number

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of years, we would sometimes have to do like two

4:29

hundred posters in a row,

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and so I developed kind of a shorthand

4:36

uh much less legible autograph

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with two large cs and basically

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scribbles after that. So, if

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you know, if you're a fan of a Thrilling Adventure

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Hour, you're looking at fifteen names, you see two giants

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stays, You're like, that's Craig Atkowski. I don't need to understand

4:52

the rest of it. But if I'm signing

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an official document or

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an employment form or anything like

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that, attack form, I will

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my cursive is still not great in

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any way, shape or form, but I will

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try to delineate the individual

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letters in Craig and Kaikowski

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a little more when I'm doing a signature,

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but an autography, get two big seas. And

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also,

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I quickly want to mention that I've been binging this

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podcast, UM the Second Citizens

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hosted by by Joe Canally, where he

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it's really fast. It's fascinating because

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he's just talking to um uh

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residents, previous residents of of Second

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City stages. So I

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know a lot of the people. But Craig, your name comes up

5:39

over and over and over, and I'm always like, I want to

5:41

text Craig. I'm like, he probably knows, he probably knows they're

5:44

talking about it. I

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don't know if he put my episode out yet, but it

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will eventually be a guest so I will

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get to answer for myself. I'm looking forward

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to that. All right, let's move on because

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this is the stage right now, everybody.

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Some of us didn't make it to a resident stage,

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you know, with Second City, but this this,

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Alchemy v I P. Jonathan

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Crane Jonathan says, good day

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alchemists. Love the jargon great.

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Uh, I was hoping you could do a

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take on this burrito

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rolling master, Glad,

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do you exist, Jonathan. It's

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just like it's just a tight, tight

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little role and

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you called keep it and you use your fingers, use

7:42

every single finger, and you really just kind of get it

7:44

real nice and tight. You

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know. It's just like rolling a burrito, but it's a live

7:49

human. It's just a little baby, and it's just very similar

7:52

and you want to keep them nice and tight in

7:54

there like this. That's

7:57

a bit that's a bit too tight. And it's very great

7:59

that you're trying this on a doll. First. Yeah, that's a

8:01

bit too tight. Okay, Okay, okay,

8:06

it's okay. Think about how much

8:08

effort you're and how read your face

8:11

is getting. I'm never going

8:13

to get this dad thing.

8:15

To get this dad thing, it's the

8:18

the amount of effort is is unsafe,

8:20

not just for the baby, but for you. I'm

8:23

concerned about Hernia's

8:25

I'm concerned about also

8:28

just like um, you know, possible

8:31

fatal situation. Why are you just

8:33

adding more things for me to worry about.

8:35

I'm so sorry. I've already

8:38

told you how worried I am about this whole process.

8:40

Since the very beginning. We

8:43

hired you as a midwife to handle

8:45

all of the stress and anxiety of

8:47

this sweet sweetheart. Sweetheart, she

8:50

doesn't know who you are? Well,

8:53

that kit, that's impossible. I mean she knows

8:55

your name, miss,

8:58

I'm assuming you don't

9:00

recognize him. Oh, um,

9:04

no, I it's okay,

9:06

it's okay, it's okay. You probably don't eat,

9:14

you do? Yeah? I eat,

9:16

you know, to stay alive. But honey,

9:19

don't blow up my spot. I'm just saying.

9:22

I'm just saying, if she knew a little bit about

9:24

you, she might understand what's

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going on with the tight swaddles. Please,

9:28

I would love to I would love to learn

9:30

more about you. And I apologize

9:33

for focusing mainly on your pregnant

9:35

wife. Let me give you a little

9:37

more attention. You've been focusing

9:39

on Elissa for eight months now and

9:43

really making this about her, and I think

9:45

it should really beat you know. Sometimes

9:48

it's about the dad and what he wants and needs

9:50

and does you are? You

9:52

are a participant?

9:55

Are going to be there? You? Um?

9:58

And I've really been thinking about the

10:00

birth for the most part, and now we're talking

10:02

about the actual baby and and it's

10:04

time for you to shine. I would love to learn more

10:06

about what you do in

10:09

in regards to food. I'm

10:11

well, I'm the world renowned British

10:15

and I was kind of hoping that our child

10:18

would become a world renowned burritist.

10:21

Wow. I mean, I'm

10:23

so. I'm a little shocked because I had

10:25

said to do it like a burrito, and then

10:27

you did it like a like

10:29

a w W E wrestler. And so I

10:32

take my burrio's very seriously.

10:35

You know what I'm not. That's not my profession.

10:37

And how dare I

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speak to that? Hey,

10:42

nerd, looks like you were swaddled too

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tightly. Leave

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me alone, and

10:53

look how wrapped you are and

10:55

your shawl shut

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up? Okay, look, um,

11:02

my dad's a burritus. I

11:07

mean, I don't know my dad. Mum

11:09

h Well, I would never make fun

11:11

of you for that. Maybe

11:14

we're not so different after all, I

11:17

don't know, we see pretty different. I mean, I'm

11:19

I'm sweet and you're obnoxious.

11:22

Yeah, you're right. Well,

11:25

I guess I'm just gonna go punch the wall

11:27

some more. Um, if

11:30

I'm late for Homer and and that's why whoa

11:33

truck? There's no need to do that. And

11:36

look, yeah, my my clothes are really

11:39

tight. My dad wraps me

11:41

up every every morning.

11:43

Okay, look how loose

11:45

mine are? Okay, son, here's your

11:47

lunch. Let me put your jacket

11:50

on. You just just suck it in. Let's

11:52

suck it in. Can'll get myself

11:54

for once? Dad? Oh?

11:56

Someone out grown his father? A Lissa

11:59

get in here? Or someone's outgrown as

12:01

father? What? Yeah,

12:04

he doesn't want to be wrapped anymore?

12:07

Do I need to remind you who

12:09

your father is and what he does? I

12:12

love that I married my hype lady.

12:16

You are so good to me. Can I just

12:18

say I'm I didn't mean to make you run from

12:20

upstairs. No, No, it's fine. It's worth

12:22

it. It's worth it. D

12:26

This jacket is super tight. And there's also

12:28

like there's there's a layer of beans in here,

12:30

but they're they're somehow evenly distributed.

12:33

That's the whole point. The beans are

12:35

specifically laid out, so every

12:37

bit of you has a little bit of bean. Sweetheart,

12:41

let me ask you a question. What do What are some

12:43

of your other friends dad's do for a living? Um?

12:47

Doctor, bullshit lawyer, um

12:51

recording artist, interesting postman?

12:54

Okay, okay, okay, did you hear I said interesting

12:56

about the recording artist because

12:59

your father is also an artist, and

13:01

he doesn't get to turn that off. Do

13:04

you understand he has a team full

13:06

of people underneath him that are waiting

13:08

years just to stir the beans. He

13:11

he is so highly regarded in his

13:13

in his profession. I feel

13:15

like you could give him a little more respect here at the home.

13:19

I don't know, I mean, like even then,

13:21

Okay, wrapped burrito is still pretty

13:23

good. Oh my god, Like

13:27

Susie dalton Um,

13:30

this is our first official, you

13:33

know, meeting, and we're going to be doing this once

13:36

a month for the first few months, and then once

13:38

we hit the second trimester, I'll

13:40

be coming in, uh

13:44

bye week by twice a

13:46

month, and then once

13:48

you hit the third trimester, I'll be coming

13:50

in once a week. So

13:53

right now, um, I just kind

13:55

of want this to be a cool intro. So

13:57

dalton Um, tell

13:59

me, yeah, really about

14:01

you and your journey and this pregnancy

14:04

thus far. Well,

14:08

it's been hard, and you know, I'm I'm

14:10

a postman. Uh and you know, no

14:13

rain, nor sleep, no whatever will keep

14:15

me away. So I've just been out delivering

14:17

a lot, and uh, this is one delivery

14:19

I'm super nervous about Yeah,

14:25

I'm going to take care of the delivery this time.

14:27

Honey. That's just I'm sorry, Dalton

14:30

was talking. Dalton. I

14:32

would just love to know about

14:35

your journey into fatherhood

14:39

and how your body is feeling right now.

14:42

Well, you know, I'm a little, uh a little

14:44

nervous. I got butterflies in my stomach. Uh.

14:47

You know, I was hoping that the butterflies would go

14:49

away and one to two days,

14:51

but it's looking like three to four days potentially

14:55

Nextkay, you're

14:58

feeling a kick first time, Esther. Yes,

15:01

I don't know. I that's

15:05

I know it's a it's a blueberry right now.

15:07

It's a blueberry right now. But I'm feeling is

15:10

it Is it a phantom kick? I don't know. Well,

15:12

that's really really incredible. I'm

15:15

sorry, honey, right now, I'm priority.

15:18

May also, let's go ahead.

15:22

No, you understand I only bring

15:24

the best tortillas to the best burritists,

15:28

and you understand that you are my the

15:32

top burritists have

15:35

been for a long time. What's

15:38

this about, Antonio? This

15:40

feels like preamble to something I don't

15:42

want to hear. Well, you might want to hear part

15:44

of it. You definitely I'm just gonna say it, Okay,

15:49

I came across the batch of

15:52

the Guatemalan corn

15:54

tortillas that the Aztecs

15:56

made. What the Aztec

15:59

tortillas? The very one. Hold

16:01

on, let me shut the door. No more customers

16:03

for the next few minutes. All

16:06

right, that should keep everyone out. Good,

16:09

good, But you know it's

16:11

gonna cost you. I

16:14

don't have a lot of money right now, between this

16:16

restaurant and and my my child

16:18

and all the extra small clothes I have to

16:20

buy for him. It's not money

16:22

I'm after. I mean, we're talking to Aztec

16:25

tortilla. Yeah, I know you

16:28

mentioned that you have a

16:30

son, do you not? Yes?

16:34

What's this about stilt skin? Give

16:38

me your son and you'll get the

16:40

tortillas. What. But

16:43

that's one thing I've wanted for my whole

16:46

lit life. Pit

16:48

it against the one thing I've wanted for

16:50

like eleven months. Oh,

16:54

I don't know what to do. The choice

16:56

is yours. Hey,

16:58

um, I need to return this breed out. That

17:01

tortilla seems to be thousands of

17:03

years old. It was

17:05

not fresh. I got super sick after

17:07

a couple of bites. Uh

17:10

yeah, yeah, we're doing We're doing an Aztech

17:13

azchech corn tortillas. Could

17:15

could you? Could you make them fresh

17:18

next time? It really

17:20

discuss has covered a mold. Look,

17:23

we we gotta batch. We gotta batche of these

17:25

old Aztec tortillas,

17:27

and we gotta use them up first. Like I appreciate

17:29

the history of what you're doing here, but

17:32

and the fact, I mean there was a search charge. It was

17:35

you know, I thought you saw our creams like fifty

17:37

cents to a dollar. This was seven hundred

17:39

dollar search charge. I didn't notice

17:42

until after you had swiped my credit card

17:44

and your cashier at the time was so enough

17:47

they could not reverse the charge. But thought,

17:49

okay, delicacy, I'll have it.

17:51

And then I got super sick to flour

17:54

by it's super sick. Brought it back. Now, I'd

17:56

really like seven d either in a gift card

17:58

or put back into my card. He's well,

18:02

Dalton, Uh, I'm not sure

18:05

why your midwife here ordered the

18:07

ultrasound, but good

18:10

news for you, it turns out those aren't butterflies

18:12

in your stomach. Bad news for you.

18:14

It does look like whatever you

18:17

had for lunch, uh

18:19

was it? It didn't happen to be thousands of years

18:21

old? Did it? Uh?

18:24

Yeah did I.

18:27

I went to the Brito

18:29

Master on twelfth and um, ah

18:32

that the one he's using. That he's using the Aztec

18:34

toritos. Now, yeah, yeah,

18:37

that's so, that's what it was. It's uh,

18:39

it's just a it's just a bad burrito in there. You're

18:41

gonna make a great father. Well,

18:44

Hank Jr. Welcome

18:46

to your new life. This

18:49

what is this? What what is going on? Well?

18:51

You now work for us. You'll

18:54

be um digging, you'll

18:58

be digging. Okay.

19:00

Um, we're looking for you know,

19:02

like a truffle pig. Right,

19:05

do you know what those are? Yeah?

19:08

I know what a truffle pig is. You

19:11

seem so confused. Okay, we took

19:14

you your took you en a flight to the Guatemala

19:16

in jungle to look for more. I

19:19

know it's it's a weird time for me to be complaining

19:21

now about it, but I'm still

19:23

I'm still processing this. Look. I

19:26

was in seventh grade two days ago.

19:29

You know, I befriended a bully.

19:31

Okay, even though we have nothing

19:33

in common. Um, My

19:35

dad finally stopped wrapping me

19:37

in the tightest clothes possible

19:40

and putting beans in my clothes

19:42

for some fucking reason. And

19:44

now I'm I'm a truffle pig in

19:46

Guatemala. That's

19:50

about it. That's really about it.

19:52

That's really about it. Um

19:55

dad, I'm oh, yeah, I

19:57

forgot got No Dad

20:00

and my friend moved to Guatemala.

20:03

This walls all punched out? Do

20:07

you want to talk to me? Mom?

20:10

Is about you right now? I

20:12

mean, I'm here for you, I

20:14

I love you, I'm I'm happy

20:16

to help you with whatever. You

20:19

just don't understand so

20:21

much pressure being a seventh grader

20:24

like no Dad. You see how loose

20:27

my clothes arm up there? Loose?

20:30

I can get you tight clothes. What do you want to

20:32

learn about popping boners? I

20:34

know about it in

20:36

your wife's fanda. I

20:39

mean, I don't know. I'm just thinking seventh grade

20:42

boy, dad? What what am I missing?

20:44

I I don't know what he

20:46

could teach you that I that I

20:48

couldn't. It's a special bond

20:50

between a kid and his dad and

20:52

their clothes and being able to

20:54

be pinned in them properly. Mom, You'll never

20:57

get it. It's not your fault. You

20:59

just and understand it. I'm

21:01

sure you had a similar relationship with your mom.

21:03

Like I would have had with my dad, but he wasn't

21:06

there, So you know, it's gonna

21:08

be hard for me. And I'm gonna always have these daddy

21:10

issues. Everything I ever do will be daddy

21:12

issues. Alright, screenplays, daddy

21:14

issues, everything will be that. Well,

21:19

fuck me, then, I guess. And that seemed

21:21

to all

21:28

right. It seemed to comes to us

21:30

from alchemy v I p Oystein,

21:33

Hans Guard gels Vic. I

21:37

actually put this into Google treads late this

21:39

morning. Um, and I'm

21:41

I'm not too far away from the from

21:44

how it sounded Oystein, Hans

21:46

Guard gaels Vic. Um.

21:49

And they write in Norway, when

21:52

a situation is real crazy, we

21:54

say that is completely Texas,

22:00

referring to the actual I

22:03

know, referring to the actual state

22:05

of Texas. US don't

22:07

know why Wild West movies maybe,

22:10

So that's my suggestion. Things

22:12

go completely Texas. Love

22:14

what you do, oh with a line

22:16

through it, which is called a minuscule. Oh,

22:19

I love that. Thank you. Get

22:24

in here, yes,

22:26

ma'am, Get in here right now, yes,

22:29

ma'am. What what what is it? Doctor?

22:31

We needs you to take over this surgery.

22:33

It was supposed to be a routine app inducting me. It's

22:36

gotten completely Texas in there. Oh

22:38

no, oh my gosh, I mean Dr

22:41

Hoisting's just completely lost

22:44

it. Dr doc

22:46

will be could you not called Dr Steering? I

22:49

can't find I've been paging him.

22:52

He's not answering his page. I just ran into

22:54

you, and ma'am,

22:56

I look, I'll do what you say. You're the administrator

22:58

of this entire hospital. I just want to know what I'm getting

23:00

into if I go in there and things have gone Texas?

23:03

Are we talking bell buckles and cowboy hats?

23:05

Okay, okay, okay, toss out appendix

23:07

in the air. I'm gonna shoot it. Yeah,

23:10

you got it. Mr al Right, who

23:16

morning, babe. Oh my head

23:19

it's pounding. I

23:21

know mine too. What if

23:23

we do last night? I

23:25

don't know. I'm gonna open

23:27

my phone and look through some pictures. Maybe we can

23:31

out right right? Oh,

23:33

ship, baby, I

23:36

think you and I went completely Texas last night?

23:39

What like I felt

23:42

like, I mean I should

23:44

have stopped when things went sort of wyoming?

23:47

I know, I know, funk,

23:50

we went full blown Texas last night. I

23:52

bet that means we've got a lot of apologies to make. I

23:54

got to call a lot of the friends. Uh

23:57

ship, it looks like we actually vandalized property.

24:00

Yeah. Hey, well we

24:02

gotta stop going Texas. I

24:05

mean, look, we need to get some

24:07

help. Last week you went full on Florida.

24:09

That was terrible, but completely

24:12

Texas. We've never gotten there. I

24:15

know this is the bottom I imagine.

24:18

Yeah, me too. Well, maybe we should

24:21

piece together what happened from these photos and just

24:23

work backwards memento style sounds

24:25

good. Well, if we're gonna start at the end,

24:28

is that how we would do that? Yeah? My most my

24:31

most recent picture is

24:34

at the police station. Maybe

24:37

we don't go there first, Okaya? Oh

24:40

god, have you been seeing the news about

24:42

the whole Supreme Court and everything?

24:45

This whole country has gone completely Texas.

24:48

It's a disaster. Yeah,

24:52

I mean, look, I'm I'm I'm looking

24:54

at the paper this morning. I'm I see

24:56

every everything about this country

24:58

is making me just is just

25:01

as angry as a cow in a pasture.

25:03

Y'all? What is

25:05

going on? Oh?

25:08

No, Dillard Mallory.

25:11

You I told you before we

25:13

got married. I said, we're

25:15

going to couple's counseling and

25:18

we're gonna work some things out before we officially

25:20

take the vows and within that

25:23

you found out that I have a problem problem

25:25

with chick going Texas. If you're gonna go Texas

25:27

on me, I'm moving to Norway.

25:29

I don't, please don't move to Norway. I

25:31

know we've been working on this, We've been working through

25:34

it. I don't know if mercuries and retrograde

25:36

or if the sun's just shining

25:38

over the range. Oh

25:40

no, I'm so sorry. I

25:44

do I still have any of those pills left? Well?

25:47

Sorry, you could see I got a foot

25:49

over there. It looks like small intestine

25:52

over there. Sound an ear and

25:54

some teeth. I mean, what

25:56

the hell happened here? I

25:58

don't want to say it, But whoever did this obviously

26:01

well you know, no

26:06

say it, Lieutenant Serge.

26:09

Whoever did this went

26:12

completely Texas. We're

26:15

dealing with the psycho pass Arge. We're

26:18

dealing with someone that has no regard for human

26:20

life, obviously, not even regard

26:22

for the artistry of killing.

26:25

Captain. Captain, we've

26:27

got a new uh thing

26:29

in in this invest in this case,

26:32

A new thing, Yes, a new thing in

26:34

this case. I'm Captain. By the way, I don't

26:36

know if I can handle more. He's Serge.

26:39

I'm I'm serge who's highed,

26:42

Well, you're lieutenant, you outrank me, but

26:45

I think collectively we

26:48

are we are yes place you were saying. Turns

26:50

out those

26:53

body parts and pieces we

26:55

found something on them. Oh coreat

26:58

a dry rub, dry

27:01

rock, dry rub. Alright,

27:03

this has going completely Texas spies

27:06

dry rub, seven

27:09

different spices and one. Oh

27:11

god, I knew something was up when we waited

27:13

four hours to get into this crime scene.

27:16

It's making me feel like perhaps there's

27:18

more that we haven't uncovered. So I'm

27:21

going to take it on my own volition. If you, if

27:23

you approve as the collective

27:25

captain to go sniff

27:28

out and search out any Look,

27:31

I'm sorry, you need a signature from a captain

27:34

on this. This. I see you got a signature from

27:36

a lieutenant and one from ass

27:39

sergeant. I don't not like math

27:41

they look if you want, if you want to check

27:43

out things from the thing locker, you're gonna

27:45

have to get me a captain signature on this.

27:47

I can't. I can't just release things to

27:50

a deputy like that. I

27:53

mean, what can I say together there, captain?

27:55

So I don't think that's it. Look,

27:58

we I appreciate you. I know your happy.

28:00

I've seen you come in here and tearing

28:02

through boxes with a flashlight. I'll

28:05

sign it for you, but I'm a captain c

28:07

ap apostrophe and I I

28:10

have cereal. I don't know if this will fly,

28:12

but i'll I'll sign it for you.

28:14

Listen, I just need the thing on the things that I can go

28:16

to the thing. Okay, all right, you

28:19

know I got to tell you when I signed my name

28:21

as signatures, just a C C captain

28:23

crunch. I don't have time. People want to understand,

28:27

um, babe. So this

28:29

is where. This is the last place I

28:31

remember having a drink. Okay,

28:35

I think you and I ordered to audios

28:40

Amarillo's right. Yeah

28:42

that sounds that sounds sort of familiar, ring a little bit

28:44

of a bell. Yeah, we had a sip. Right,

28:48

Did you guys want to have a seat today

28:51

or Hi? Do you did

28:54

you work last night? Buddy tunes? I

28:56

work every day. It's really

28:58

grilling. Oh it's

29:01

a quick turnaround for you. Um, I'm

29:03

sorry about that. Yeah. There's

29:05

no union, like, there's nothing to stop

29:07

them from giving me just four hours off

29:09

in between shifts. It's an absolute nightmare.

29:11

But unfortunately we do have rules here, so you

29:14

either need to sit and enjoy.

29:17

Do you recognize us? Do you recognize

29:19

us from last night? So

29:22

many people? So many people? Maybe

29:24

if I hear you talk

29:27

a little more. I'm a very

29:29

oratory well based based

29:31

on one of the videos I saw, heard you a

29:34

lot. Can I hear

29:36

you a little more? Ma'am? Um? Sure?

29:38

I mean if the thing is is like, this is how

29:40

I normally talk. But we kind

29:42

of fear that we went completely Texas last

29:44

night. Recognized So it's possible

29:47

that I was like, Hi, yeah, does

29:50

that sound right? And I

29:52

was like I was like, yeah, like

29:55

this is yes, this is very

29:57

much so ringing bells, yes it

30:00

so? Did you want the same table? No?

30:03

No, no, no, no no, we gotta keep retracing

30:05

our steps. Thank you for your time, and hey,

30:08

you know, maybe look for somewhere else to work. You

30:13

got a lot of nerve coming back into this Arby's

30:17

So sorry.

30:21

Was it the big hat that's what drew you in? Because you went

30:23

completely Texas when you were here last night?

30:26

Shoot, no, we want to say sorry. We're just

30:28

piecing together. We're just piecing together what happened

30:30

last night? We're good people. Why

30:32

don't you look on your phone. That'll tell you what

30:34

happened last night. You were shooting wide angle

30:36

videos from the top of the counter here, getting

30:39

Horsey sauce on as many people as

30:41

you could inside this place. I

30:43

never seen more you

30:46

mean, thank god? I didn't know if that was Horsey

30:48

saucer or not. Come

30:52

on, come on you, we

30:54

went completely Texas. I didn't know. Look,

30:57

we're sorry. Look, we love arbies, we love your

30:59

roast beef. I always get like the big pound

31:01

one. I get as much on there as possible. Um,

31:04

but we just we can't

31:06

take responsibility for going completely Texas.

31:08

You understand, like, we're sorry, but we're

31:10

sorry. We weren't ourselves. That's

31:14

the worst apology I've ever heard.

31:16

We can't take responsibility.

31:20

What kind of an apology is? We can't take

31:22

responsibility. You went Texas

31:24

in my franchise? All

31:27

right, um, officer,

31:29

So what what what? What? What did you

31:31

dig up in those boxes? Any any, any any

31:34

evidence that might direct us

31:36

to who this killer was. Now, I said, I saw that

31:38

you mentioned that there was a little bit of a of

31:40

a sauce sauce in a

31:43

was so surprising because I was expecting

31:46

it just to be a dry rub situation, and then

31:48

all of a sudden, there's a wet sauce. So I'm thinking

31:51

we're going completely Texas, We're

31:53

going north south east west, and

31:55

maybe we're even and I didn't taste it,

31:58

but it was a very dark and hue, and we might even

32:00

be going text mex We might even

32:02

be dealing with the mole. I'm not

32:05

sure, but again, if I

32:07

can get your collective

32:09

captain approval, I

32:12

would love to even go further, get

32:14

out of the walls of this precinct

32:17

and take my investigation to the streets.

32:19

I think that there may be some slow

32:21

roasting pits search.

32:26

I can only think of one other time we you

32:28

and I had to come together for

32:30

a secature. We did a go stop. I

32:33

got behind you, held your hand

32:36

in mine. I remember vividly.

32:40

It seems like maybe we got to do that one more time

32:42

to give her the access she needs.

32:44

I actually think it could be an oral thing. I don't

32:47

think I need a physical No no, no,

32:49

no, Well, we'll see where it goes. We'll see

32:51

where it goes, we'll start it, We'll see if it gets to

32:53

an orbles. Yeah,

32:55

so you're saying start with hands maybe and

32:58

in oral where

33:00

it goes? All right again,

33:02

this is not a captain's signature.

33:04

And why is this paper wet? I'm not taking

33:07

this like look, don't do you not

33:09

understand? Just let me out of the precinct.

33:12

I don't know why you guys keep me in here.

33:15

I've been home in three years.

33:18

Yeah, you gotta stay in here right now. Things

33:20

are hot and get over here. Listen. Don't

33:22

you know there's a mole in this precinct.

33:26

Somewhere there's a mole. I heard it on the

33:28

street. I

33:31

found it. Wait what I'm

33:33

not we

33:35

mean you found it? You trying to say, oh,

33:41

baby, huh, I

33:43

didn't realize I skipped over some

33:45

stuff that you had air dropped to me last night. Okay,

33:48

well we're finally within reception. It probably

33:50

just came in. You're

33:52

so, you're so smart and like reasonable,

33:57

baby? Were we were

34:00

we do we have our hands

34:02

and intestines? Last night? Um

34:07

that I do remember, Yes, Yeah,

34:11

I was hoping we wouldn't piece it together. Um.

34:13

I started to come out of the Texas when

34:16

we were in the middle of so many body parts. From

34:18

what I can only assume was us going so

34:20

Texas that we were shooting

34:23

first, taking questions later, we just we we. I

34:26

think that's why we end up in the police station because

34:28

I was trying to establish an alibi for us. Okay,

34:30

but you're so smart. You're probably smarter than

34:33

any captain or sergeant

34:35

or lieutenant or anybody they might have on that four. So

34:37

surely you covered our tracks. Surely

34:39

there's no evidence leading to us, right, baby,

34:42

Well, I did a trail. Of course. He saw

34:44

us leading back to the RBS. That matches

34:46

the DNA of the manager there, so

34:49

if anything goes correctly, they'll pin it on

34:51

him. I love you here,

34:54

and we have some that gatory, babe, what

34:59

a day? Hey, we gotta get some help. Yeah,

35:02

I think so. I mean, yes,

35:05

we just framed an innocent franchise

35:07

owner of a fat whose places probably barely

35:10

making ends meet. But I

35:12

think it's time to take some responsibility in our own

35:14

lives, and we killed somebody. I

35:17

wasn't even in a hospital last night.

35:19

What are you talking about? Shooting A shooting

35:22

an appendix? I

35:26

gotta know, Look,

35:29

Deputy, no offense.

35:31

But if I'm gonna be sitting in here in this derogation

35:34

room, I don't know I should be talking

35:36

to at least a cap And I know,

35:38

I'm just I'm feeling like really really

35:40

uh uh, but

35:43

Cavin Fever, I'm just I'm feeling like I

35:45

gotta, you know, get out. And you're

35:47

from the outside. I just wanted to connect with you. But um,

35:50

how long you've been wearing those clothes? What

35:53

does it smell like? It smells like I've been rolling

35:55

around in beans. And let me tell you, it's not that I've

35:58

just haven't. I've been wearing in the same clothes

36:00

and we're in the same clothes for about three years.

36:02

I'm gonna get you that, Captain. I'm gonna get you that,

36:05

Captain. You've had good cop,

36:07

now have bad cops. Everything's

36:12

wet now, man, what time

36:14

to confess a cat? Look

36:17

listen, captain, I

36:20

wasn't even at the hospital. I was at my

36:22

Arby's. We got video footage

36:24

of an Arby. Some crazy lady was in there last

36:26

night shooting Horsey sauce all over the place. You'll

36:29

probably see me in the background at a video at

36:31

some point video evidence.

36:33

Hull. Take a look. I do like Rby. It's

36:35

a big hat like mine. It is a big hat

36:37

like yours. Yes, Oh

36:42

baby, what a day. But you know what, we're

36:44

good to this relax. I

36:47

watch a little TV. No one's

36:49

gonna come to our door. What

36:53

I said, no one come to our right?

36:57

Is someone knocked at our door? All

36:59

right? But I mean to day is no one's coming,

37:01

No one's bugging us, No one's gonna

37:04

knock on our door. Okay, you're

37:06

hearing that. I am stop

37:08

setting it up. And

37:13

they looked at the people here. Excuse

37:15

me? Did you perform a routine

37:17

appen deck to me last night? Shit,

37:22

we want to hire you. We need surgeons.

37:26

You did a great job. Please

37:29

taking it face value, go for it. Okay?

37:33

Hi? Hello, Hi?

37:37

Uh you know for a fact

37:39

that we were at a hospital last night performing

37:41

surgeries. Yes, yes, we we

37:43

have. We have camp footage

37:47

and we're not in trouble. Well,

37:52

look, things went completely Texas in our operating

37:54

room last night, and then I guess things

37:56

are also going completely Texas for you in your

37:58

lives because obviously you blacked

38:01

out. You performed a routine surgery, but

38:03

you really got us out of a bind there. And

38:06

uh, I just smell like beans. Uh

38:10

you're you're alone? Right? Yeah?

38:13

Sorry, I I'm it's

38:15

just a cold day, and I'm just wearing my old,

38:18

my old childhood jacket. As long as you're not some

38:21

deputy is trying to make a name for herself by

38:24

capturing two people who committed to haynge this crime.

38:26

As long as you're not that, we're no. No, that's

38:29

that's not that's not me. Because

38:31

if my phone, if my phone ring, sorry

38:35

if I wasn't the guy you were expecting, but

38:40

this I'm the guy who's here. I'm the guy

38:42

who's here, and I'm offering you a job

38:47

for us that

38:50

life is gonna go. Life goes the

38:52

way that it goes. Second,

38:54

seeing

39:00

the ring comes to us from alchemy v I P.

39:02

Pat scene, Pat says, hey gang

39:04

scene suggestion. The people

39:07

and their auditions for the canned

39:10

laugh tracks on comedy shows.

39:13

The people and their auditions for the can laugh

39:15

tracks on comedy shows. Keep

39:17

up the amazing job, Pat. Great,

39:20

I see from your head shot here

39:23

that you did lear on Broadway?

39:25

Is that true? This?

39:28

Wowd leerd leer many

39:30

times? How that is? That is great? Can

39:32

you can you? Um, you know what, I'm

39:35

not gonna I'm not gonna give any notes yet. B

39:38

wins and crack wow

39:41

for this weird, just looking for sort

39:43

of a gentle titter like

39:46

like. It's not the funniest joke of the of

39:48

the scene, but you know it made you laugh a little.

39:51

All right, are we rolling?

39:53

Whenever you're ready? Who?

40:01

Wow?

40:04

Do you mind if I give you a little adjustment?

40:07

Yes? Please, I I enjoy a direction.

40:10

Imagine, okay, imagine in this moment

40:13

that you are Prince

40:15

Hamlet, and Prince Hamlet has just seen

40:18

that he's also played Hamlet. Congratulations,

40:20

I see it right here. It's actually six lines

40:22

on your resume. It just you've played

40:25

all of these characters in Hamlet. Yes,

40:27

I played Gertrude, now

40:30

Claudius, that's Horatio. I

40:33

played ros and Grants and Gilderstein.

40:36

Gilderstein, this this,

40:39

this is. It looks like these are all from the same

40:41

production. Is that did you do these all

40:43

at once? I one man Hamlet?

40:46

That is that's impressive. So this

40:48

time some would say I'm patting my resume,

40:51

but I I'm

40:54

proud of all that. I take everything that comes

40:56

across my desk at face value. If

40:58

you say you did it, you did it, and I am

41:01

excited for you. I just like a gentle

41:03

titter like it's a kind

41:05

of a kind of funny thing happened. I

41:08

don't know, can you can you

41:11

say something funny to just to cue me,

41:14

mildly funny, something mildly funny. Uh

41:17

sure? How about Um, I

41:20

just flew in from Stratford upon

41:23

Avon and uh boy or

41:25

my arms tired? Oh

41:29

good sir. This

41:31

is my It's like my second acting class. The

41:34

first one was like more on camera stuff, so I'm

41:36

trying to work on my voice stuff as well.

41:38

Just really I want to be like, you know, ready

41:41

to go in any situation. It's

41:44

actually really hard to break out into the theater,

41:47

so I just know that it's

41:49

a little bit easier to do the whole on

41:52

camera thing. Mm hmm. I

41:55

feel like they're just they're just different. But what do

41:57

I know if you're just looking to round

41:59

it out, but if you're looking to um

42:02

build up your resume, just be

42:04

aware, you know, this is pretty cutthroat

42:08

this class or this this industry in

42:10

general, this class and

42:12

this industry both Well,

42:15

I've got a thick skin and um, I've got

42:17

some range, as they say, so

42:19

I'm really looking forward to just like you know, working

42:22

with the master himself or herself. He's

42:24

incredible. He's absolutely incredible,

42:27

and he does pick favorites. He

42:29

does. Oh yeah, you're

42:31

obviously we're are one of his favor are your t

42:33

a or no? I've just

42:36

been taking this class for the past eight years.

42:39

Eight years. Yeah, So you know, he

42:41

knows me, and I know him, and he

42:43

knows my my power, my

42:46

strengths, and together

42:48

we work on my weaknesses. I

42:52

I got a friend who's like always

42:55

making stuff, you know, So that's

42:57

like I'm working of like putting together some like photoge

43:00

do with that. But right now we're working on some like

43:02

straight up voice stuff. Just knock,

43:06

knock, Who's who's at the door? Who

43:09

is that? Who's at the door? Why

43:12

it's me? Both is a mackintrick,

43:16

Shakespearean actor, voice

43:18

teacher. Just

43:21

sorry, I'm late. I just came from a gig.

43:24

Oh I've been

43:26

hired to provide laughter

43:29

for for

43:32

multi camera sitcoms with

43:35

prerecorded laugh tracks. Are

43:38

we going to be working on that in here? Why

43:42

don't we? Why don't we? So?

43:47

I prepared my my monologues,

43:52

okay, contrasting trasting

43:55

monolog minds contemporary

43:59

at You're a new face, are you not? Yes?

44:02

Yes, yes, sir, Yes, sir, don't

44:04

bother telling me your name. I won't learn it.

44:09

And you you've been you've been here before.

44:12

I live here practically, yes,

44:14

yes, Well, why don't you do your

44:17

first monologue? Great? Okay, great, you're

44:19

not going to do the whole voice thing. Well,

44:21

I'm going to practice some of my

44:24

canned laughs as you do. Why don't

44:26

you do your comedy monologue first? Okay,

44:29

and I will regale you with laughter. Okay,

44:31

great, and here

44:35

it goes class.

44:39

Everybody pay attention to me, look

44:41

up at me. Now you

44:44

are a new here. But so

44:50

no, no, just continue a monologue. I'm just going

44:52

to pepper pepper and laughs. Doesn't sure

44:54

whether you're trying to give me notes at the same time.

44:57

No, no, no, keep going. I

44:59

was delivering a mild titter. Okay,

45:02

great. My name is miss

45:04

Wasta. But that's w A s

45:06

t A b A. That's

45:09

pronounced wall star. Ah,

45:13

that's walls and water f

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t asn't tatar

45:21

star was Oh

45:24

boy, oh my gosh,

45:26

this is so crazy. I'm like a huge fan. I know it's

45:28

just the same audition, but like, I

45:32

love you, I'm a huge fan of yours. H

45:36

what what do you know me from your

45:39

student? Like, I'm in your

45:41

classes and you looked you looked, you

45:43

looked familiar. Now here we are the same

45:45

roll? Roll? All right, I'm gonna

45:47

bring you both in at the same time on this one.

45:50

If that's okay, we're running a little up, we're

45:52

running a little late you guys,

45:54

mast and student U sure

45:56

cut, come on in, both of you. Great,

45:59

so thank you for coming in h in this

46:01

scene right here. We're what we're going

46:03

to need. We'll just go one at a time, and

46:06

we just want the sound that's made

46:08

on a sitcom. When the will they won't

46:10

they couple kisses the first time? All

46:13

right? Does everybody have that? You're ready? And

46:16

who's going first baths? Mckintrick or

46:18

this fellow? Um, why don't we start with Why

46:20

don't we start with this fellow? What's your name? Um?

46:24

Won't let it? Uh?

46:27

Kyle? Okay, Kyle? Whenever you're

46:29

ready? M hmm, will

46:32

you give me a brief leading a scenario?

46:34

Where's the first kiss? Sure? Thank

46:44

you so much. That was great. That was great? Thanks? Now?

46:46

Um? Uh, balth is our just

46:49

about is it? It's Mr Experience

46:53

actor voice teacher can

46:56

laugh track master whenever

46:59

you're ready. M hm, whoa,

47:08

Shannon, He's never going to learn your name.

47:11

I mean, you were working on the lot to bury

47:13

whatever that is monologue for months and he

47:17

he gave you a mild gaffall. That

47:19

was it. That's what was so hurtful.

47:23

I'm used to not hearing laughs. That's

47:25

fine, if you don't want to laugh, that's

47:27

fine, But to verbalize it like

47:29

that was so mocking to me. And but

47:32

now I'm starting to think he's doing this on purpose

47:35

because he knows that my dramatic

47:37

piece, my dramatic monologue is

47:40

me having to feel less than

47:43

and confronting a father figure

47:45

about never being good enough. And maybe

47:47

he's just trying to spur that within

47:50

me, and he thinks he probably thinks

47:52

I'm great. I was just trying to spurre that with me.

47:56

Or it's time to move on to his acting class

47:59

that you've been it for years, Balthazar.

48:02

It's really nice to have you in now. This is a big

48:04

network, as you know, it's one of the biggest

48:07

networks in TV land.

48:09

You know, it's not TV Lander network. It's just I'm just

48:11

saying, I don't know. I thought

48:13

this was no, no, no, so uh,

48:18

here's the thing. We've received

48:20

a handful of your auditions, and

48:23

well, we love we love it, we

48:26

love it. And as a matter of fact, we are

48:28

here to pitch you on a show idea

48:30

that would be Greenland. If you accept, we'll shoot

48:32

twenty three episodes right now. If you say yes,

48:36

here's the idea. All right,

48:38

I'm waiting. You're the actor

48:43

and you're

48:45

the canned laughter. Let it

48:47

digests, let it, let

48:50

us sink in. You've

48:52

understand we're competing with these streaming services

48:55

now right. You know they're they're they're they're flipping

48:57

the script as it were. They're they're they're trying things.

48:59

And you know, we're old and the script, the

49:02

script is king the words

49:04

of the bar. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm

49:06

saying. Anyone here wants to do unscripted work, it's

49:08

bullshit. There's no art in that unscripted

49:12

You know that, right? But

49:16

can I see what you've written here? May I? May

49:19

I essay an

49:21

attempt? This is our screenwriter

49:23

right here. As a matter of fact, I

49:26

won't learn your name. He

49:31

well, let me see

49:33

who's at the door. Why

49:36

it's my neighbor Barrel

49:38

Prescott, who what

49:46

what O? Good? Sir Ah.

49:50

I know it's hard to determine which

49:52

is the dialogue my

49:54

reaction, but what we know, you

49:56

know this is great. I saw you do your one man

49:59

Hamlet, your woman Romeo and Juliet. You're one man

50:01

twelve Night, and like, we just thought that this one man

50:03

show for you on the network would just

50:05

be amazing, and it is. I mean, you're bringing

50:07

my words to life. Did you

50:09

enjoy in Romeo and Juliet when I deflowered

50:12

myself? Now those

50:14

are This is also a little unorthodox.

50:16

But we understand that you teach the classes,

50:19

is that right? Yes, if that

50:21

could be a teaching element to this, well, not

50:23

necessarily. But there's one

50:25

other character, just just one that

50:28

we'd like to hand out to, maybe one of your best

50:30

students, somebody you've known for a while.

50:33

Uh, someone that you have a real, real rapport

50:35

with, so you could bounce off of each other. Okay,

50:39

nobody comes to mind. Nobody comes to mind.

50:41

Well, maybe maybe I think you teach tonight

50:44

Tonight's Wednesday Night, Right, you teach teaching,

50:46

Burbank, I do, Okay,

50:49

so maybe I do. I

50:51

teach it a former Storage Locker and Jenny

50:57

Punskansky. And

51:01

do you also need me to say my uh,

51:04

my resume, my experience in my slate

51:06

or just the name. That's alright, miss Pistonski.

51:09

Um, we can just go right ahead and

51:12

and uh and you can jump

51:15

right into the scenes. Has I've

51:17

taken eight years of dramatic

51:20

arts that storage

51:22

locker and Burbank. I

51:25

see that, and I see that. Um,

51:27

that's you just wrote that on your resume. Well,

51:30

I haven't really big, Yes, I haven't

51:33

gotten That's

51:36

where I do my acting. That's where I do most of

51:38

my acting thus far. But I'd love to I'd

51:40

love to add this to the to the to

51:43

the resume. I would love to add this. Wow, it's

51:45

it's actually resume. Um, but

51:48

we will. Let's go ahead, and I'd

51:50

like you to take a look at the

51:52

point in the story where it's going between act

51:54

two and Act three, and a big

51:57

bit of information has just been

52:00

veiled by Balthazar

52:02

to Balthazar, and we want

52:04

you to see if we can compliment what Balthazar

52:07

did in the In the initial recording

52:09

of yeah, he started

52:12

interrupt I'm so I'm

52:14

in the middle of anhoe I'm

52:16

so sorry to interrupt. I'm so sorry to interrupt.

52:19

Um network wants to turn this into

52:21

a chemistry read both

52:25

is our here? He's here. I'm

52:28

so sorry to interrupt. Oh no, that's

52:31

that's totally fine. Well knock, knock,

52:33

knock. Who's there? Wells the

52:35

door while it's me Mr

52:38

chist and chemistry. Yes we

52:40

are, and and and how lucky to

52:43

have such rapport already. Yes,

52:47

I'm Balthazar by the way, Yes,

52:49

yes, I'm in your Wednesday night class.

52:52

Have been for a used Jenny's

52:58

say that last thanks and

53:01

spellered forward T A S

53:04

T K I K I

53:07

S C H I. I

53:11

won't learn that dame. I can guarantee

53:13

you I won't learn that name. Ah,

53:16

let's commence. I'm so sorry,

53:19

I am so sorry. What

53:24

there's been some changes, and screenwriters

53:27

here implement some of those.

53:31

If I swear, if you interrupt one more time, I'm

53:33

going completely Texas on you. All

53:37

right, It's okay, Look, it's I

53:39

mean, look, you're from the network, so you get to do whatever

53:41

you want, so bring the screenwriter in. As

53:44

always, I will respect the written

53:46

word. Sorry, okay, so here the changes?

53:49

Um, wait, really quick, both star. Um,

53:52

did you do your solo

53:55

production of The Tempest back in

53:57

Akron? And yes,

54:02

yes, that was me. Did

54:04

you meet a young lady there?

54:07

Um that might have gone

54:10

backstage and um sounds

54:15

like me. Yes, I

54:18

think you're my dad. What

54:22

that's what we needed to Matchine, that's what we need to Matchine. That's

54:26

our show. Oh

54:31

my gosh. All right, Um,

54:34

I mean come on, that's fun. We're having

54:36

fun. We're having fun. Looking

54:38

at my notes, uh and it says and that's

54:41

our show and that's true. Let's

54:44

thank all of our alchemists. Shall we

54:46

see what we're up to. Cole Stratton, thank you so

54:48

much for joining us. Where can we find

54:50

you? What's going on? Well? I

54:53

guess my neighborhood is burning down right now, so

54:57

it might be my last episode ever. I

55:00

do live on a very busy street. Uh, not so

55:02

much at Stratton. Cole at

55:04

Cole Stratton on the Socials SF Sketch

55:07

Fest coming back in January from the

55:09

previous January. We'll do shows

55:11

eventually. Uh, pretty Pretty

55:13

Pony first Thursday every month the Westside Comedy Theater.

55:16

Yeah, that's about it. Awesome, Thank you, thank

55:18

you for being here. Jackie Druthy was I'll

55:23

never get over that. I

55:27

do it. I do it to everyone who calls

55:29

me. It's

55:31

so, I'll

55:35

never let it go. I

55:38

love a good commercial. I really

55:40

like a lot of good ad campaign

55:43

just makes me go all

55:46

right, you got me there. I'm

55:49

at Jackie d Ruthie on Instagram

55:53

and that's where I post when I have shows much

55:55

like the Pretty Pretty Pony Show, um

55:59

and things like that. So lots

56:01

of fun things to look forward to. Keep

56:03

your eyes peeled. Okay, we'll

56:06

do Craig Atkowski, Why

56:10

man, I

56:13

love this so much? Well,

56:19

of course, my favorite ad campaign is for Arby's,

56:22

uh you know, the voice of being saying

56:24

we have the meats. But

56:27

a lot of people think that RBS

56:30

would stand for Roast Beef right being

56:32

their signature product RB. But

56:34

in fact it was founded in Boardman, Ohio

56:36

by Forest and Leroy Raffle, the

56:39

Raffle Brothers, the rs B, the

56:42

RBS. The RB stands for Raffle

56:44

Brothers, not Roast Base. I thought someone's

56:47

name r B a r B. Can

56:51

we get about there doing what's up? I

56:53

think we need to hear that what's

56:56

up? Cool?

57:01

That was perfect and

57:04

last but not Lea's Mark Gagliardi

57:07

give me outway. It

57:09

feels good, It feels good, it

57:12

feels good. Oh, what's

57:15

going on? Uh? You can

57:17

find uh we got this with Mark and Howe

57:20

on the Maximum Fun Network. Uh.

57:22

And look out for Blood and Treasure season two

57:24

coming out soon. Yes, yes,

57:26

indeed yeah, And thanks for and

57:29

you didn't Are you crushed it today? Chris? Oh

57:31

my gosh, thanks

57:34

so much, thanks so much, and let's thank

57:36

our engineer and produce it to the stars

57:39

Mr Doug and

57:42

the fine folks at I Heeart Media. I

57:46

have been your host, Chris Albarado, and I thank you

57:48

for listening, and until next time at

58:01

a football of co