0:02

Well, come back to another

0:04

episode of your host Kevin p Like,

0:06

Yes, that Kevin Polo that contrary

0:08

to modern belief, you should not, in

0:11

fact put the line in the coconut. But I digress.

0:13

Let's meet it, should I wait, in no

0:15

particular order, looks quickly checking with Gary

0:18

Anthony Williams for his driving

0:20

etiquette tips. Captain, First

0:23

of all, God and disagree with the line

0:25

in the coconut, even though I know medically you're not

0:27

supposed to. I will literally,

0:30

literally never ever have coconut

0:32

without the line insured it forcibly

0:35

inserted into it. Driving

0:38

tips, Uh, do what I

0:40

do. As soon as I buy a new car,

0:42

I rip off the rear view mirrors and

0:45

the side view mirrors because I'm

0:47

not a dude who looks in the past. Don't

0:49

right. I will never look in the past.

0:51

I don't care what's back there. Look

0:54

forward, straight ahead, a little to

0:56

the side, just a little, just

0:58

to let him know you you can't. Yeah, And to

1:00

help people. Sometimes I take a ball

1:02

peen hammer, never a hook hammer, just a regular

1:05

ball peen and I go break people, uh

1:08

side view mirrors, just so they're

1:10

not tempted to look back. Don't

1:12

be tempted folks. That's all he's

1:14

trying to say. And now, please welcome back Jackie

1:16

gonzalat the Ruth Jackie,

1:19

never Jacqueline. When you travel by

1:21

air, what is the most important item you must

1:24

have with you? Gosh? Um,

1:26

I'm gonna say headphones. Uh.

1:29

Yes, I have been in

1:31

that position where I'm like, I don't

1:33

have or like and you need the plug

1:35

in headphones because if my

1:38

phone, I don't want to look at my program

1:40

on my little tiny phone. I want to watch

1:42

the program on the TV in front of me. Ah,

1:45

you still have a little tiny phone. And

1:48

she watched his programs

1:54

my program.

1:57

Hey, look there's James Cheney, Jango and Jimmy.

2:00

What's that thing you always do before you

2:02

fall asleep at night? Well,

2:07

I guess I guess it's

2:09

it's just doom scrolling through Netflix

2:11

possibilities and never settling

2:14

on something like and then I'll Usually

2:17

my favorite thing to fall asleep to is Neil deGrasse

2:19

Tyson in the universe. Um,

2:22

I'd like to try to mix it up. And

2:25

I spend so much time just looking instead

2:27

of choosing. I have an indecision

2:30

problem something.

2:33

Oh yeah, usually, and it's

2:36

usually a documentary, because

2:38

otherwise it's gonna be something I care about. Like I just

2:40

finished Severance, which I love the show,

2:43

but it's like you gotta stop before you're

2:45

falling asleep, so you don't ruin an episode for yourself.

2:48

Yeah,

2:52

like crazy, you guys don't do that. No,

2:55

No, you're not crazy. Too many people

2:57

I would say, do it. Look

3:00

over there, it's cold Strappon. Hello,

3:03

America's pastime celebrator.

3:05

In less than eleven words, what

3:08

are the Detroit Tigers chances

3:10

this year? They are actually

3:13

pretty darn good to compete

3:17

in the division? Yeah?

3:20

Wait a minute, hold on, that was eleven word? Yeah,

3:23

I asked Kevin Pollock, did you say

3:25

less than eleven? I said lesson? So

3:27

yeah, the guy at the grocery store. Look,

3:29

I go to that the

3:32

item, So yeah,

3:34

he's that guy. I just needed everyone to

3:36

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3:38

for you. If you think of leaves, it's a tool. Sing

3:41

Mastro's enthusiasts. What

3:43

sides would you like with your steak tonight?

3:46

Uh, I'm big broccolini if they

3:48

have it. If it's a fancy steakhouse, Broccolini,

3:51

I'll take broccoli as well, mushrooms okay,

3:53

sure, potatoes, any kind of potatoes.

3:55

You can scalp him, you can mash them,

3:57

it doesn't matter. I'll take him on the side. Um,

4:00

doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah,

4:03

I'll take potatoes anyway. Um

4:05

a chef choice. If if I can say that too,

4:08

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4:10

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5:11

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5:16

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5:18

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5:28

finally, irrationally angry

5:31

at minor inconveniences.

5:33

Yes, Jesse, Uh,

5:38

do you need all those stamps? Sir?

5:41

What? What that that? That that that that depends on your

5:43

your your definition of need,

5:46

sir, That depends on your definition

5:48

of need. Whether I need all

5:50

these stamps? Must I have them?

5:53

Yes? Okay,

5:56

good to know. What about the

5:58

salad ware? What now

6:01

the salad ware? Do I need

6:03

the salad wear? Let

6:06

me hold on, let me let me allow you

6:08

to speak to my wife on this, because I am

6:11

this close and I don't know if you can see my fingers

6:13

from where you're standing this close

6:15

from slapping the taste out of

6:17

your mouth. Honey, honey,

6:21

m hmmmm, excuse me,

6:23

babe. I'm sorry to disturb

6:25

you in the middle of what you're doing, but this

6:27

man had the nerve to ask me two questions.

6:30

One do I need the stamps? And

6:32

number two do I need the salad?

6:35

Where do you want to talk to him?

6:37

Or should I continue? Did you

6:40

let me take care of it? And in the meantime

6:42

pin between these two totes? Oh

6:46

my mama, all about these totes. Between

6:48

these two totes. Hello, sir,

6:50

I understand that you were talking to my

6:53

husband who would like to buy

6:55

some stamps about

6:58

salad war. That's right.

7:00

My name is Thomas Fur and um,

7:03

you know we have various items in the salad

7:05

ware department. Well, here's the thing, Mr

7:07

Fur, Sir, he

7:09

didn't ask for that, and

7:12

you're bringing it up. Is a

7:14

source subject for my husband, who's actually

7:16

spent a lot of time and effort working

7:20

on his physique. Ah,

7:23

and you implying that he needs salad

7:26

where it's

7:28

offensive and hurtful.

7:32

Maybe I chose the bluetote. Did you

7:34

explain to him how offended

7:36

and hurt I get by his asking

7:39

me questions that apply to my weight?

7:42

I didn't. I did in a calm manner.

7:44

I I felt thank you for your calmness,

7:47

and I stand corrected, And

7:50

how may I be of service the

7:53

stamps? Did we did we go far

7:55

afoot? Excuse me? You're

7:58

out of ice at this found machine?

8:02

Um? What kind of what kind of establishment

8:04

are you trying to run here? All right?

8:07

Well, we're the Ice Brothers, and um,

8:09

this is kind of embarrassing because pride

8:12

ourselves on having our fountain things always

8:14

full of ice. And that's the thing. Everything

8:16

at Ice Brothers is cold. Everything you

8:19

order here is cold. And now I feel

8:21

like your drink will not be cold enough. And

8:24

which one of you is Trevor Ice? Oh,

8:28

I'm Trevor. I'm Trevor. That

8:31

makes you Louis Ice? Realis

8:33

Ice? Yeah? Please call me Louis. All

8:35

right, Louis Ice. Let me tell you I can take

8:38

my business over to the Ice family

8:40

that's across the street. Tell

8:42

him no, Luise, No, don't please

8:45

please do? I mean that's that's that's that's the big

8:47

the big ice store. And they say their family,

8:49

but they're not. They have lots of funding

8:51

and they have they're franchised.

8:54

And we're just a mom and pop I shop.

8:56

Your your mom and pop I stop shop is

8:58

what that's our advertising? And

9:01

if he's the only I stop shop I go to.

9:03

Alright, let look up introduced me to this ice stop

9:06

shop, sir, come right here. I

9:08

understand that you had a situation with

9:10

Trevor and Lewis. Yes

9:13

across the street. Yes, I'm

9:15

just we're welcome to our family establishment.

9:17

Let me explain something. You will never ever

9:20

find dissatisfaction here without ice.

9:23

This is is that is that

9:26

one block of ice. There's one block of ice.

9:30

Take your shared off, Take your shared off. Um,

9:34

it's gonna be cold, I'll be cold. You'll

9:36

be surprised at the just slight

9:38

coolness of eyes. Why

9:40

am I fighting this here? You go?

9:42

Oh yeah,

9:45

I don't feel much colder, but I feel cool

9:48

cool. Look look, I know

9:50

that you've probably done ice business

9:52

for years with Trevor and Lewis. And I

9:55

hate to say this, and this is gonna sound gross,

9:57

but all of the ice is made out of their own space.

10:00

It here. We don't want we wouldn't do such

10:02

a thing, you know. They said,

10:04

And I don't like to bring up what competitors say, but they said

10:06

that you're not a family business. Is that true?

10:09

I'm not a family business. Let me

10:11

get my wife, sir, hold on, darling,

10:15

darling, Yes, would

10:17

you come in here and explain to this man while

10:20

I go choose between these two ice

10:22

cubemakers, would you explain

10:24

to him the familiarity

10:26

of our business. I put my shirt on

10:28

before your wife. Oh no, you don't

10:31

have to put your shirt on. I mean it can. It depends

10:33

on your comfort level. I'm certainly comfortable

10:35

with what I'm looking at. Familiarity

10:38

yes, well, family, no, no, thank

10:41

you. I've seen children.

10:43

I'm sure it all works out on paper. But

10:45

we're not what you call braids, my husband,

10:49

but you're it's hey, you're married. That's

10:51

that's that's that's great, that's that's

10:54

family. And I just want to bring my business

10:56

to a family. You know, I

10:58

don't want to wear a family. We have

11:00

seven cats, one

11:04

puppy, and a bird.

11:06

Bird. Wow. Yeah, it's

11:09

a it's kind of a loud bird. I

11:12

don't know if you want me to introduce to

11:14

you. Well, if i'm here, i'd like to

11:16

meet them if I'm gonna give my business

11:20

to this store. Have you ever spoken with a bird

11:22

before? I have not. Oh,

11:24

this is exciting, sweetie, sweetie.

11:27

Uh, this

11:31

is mr. Oh,

11:34

so, I'm sorry, my Ted did

11:36

Rosie is

11:40

much much bigger than I thought. Look at the

11:42

wingspan. Yeah, sweetie

11:45

is a five footer. Sweetie, Ted,

11:48

say hello to Ted b

11:53

I. Um, that's a sweet dad.

11:56

Wow, it's all right. Do

11:58

you have any questions for sweet because I'll

12:02

take a fourteen blocks of two

12:04

inch ice? Sweetie?

12:06

Do you want to help with the blocks of ice? Pa?

12:11

That's a hard pass, um,

12:15

Carrie. I

12:18

called this roommate meeting because I've

12:22

seen you opening up

12:24

the fridge and the freezer, and

12:26

I've seen you eyeballing

12:30

my chicken nuggets. Uh uh,

12:34

and then today I

12:36

go to eat them and they're not there?

12:39

Oh my god, what

12:42

happened to them? You fucking ate

12:45

them? I didn't, you,

12:48

liar, I'm your

12:50

gaslighting me. Carry, you're gaslighting

12:53

me. I have a

12:55

chicken allergy. It's chicken. You see

12:57

how much that's very important to me. I

13:00

was hungry. It was late the

13:02

story. Carry. Do you have an allergy? Or were you

13:05

hungry? And I do have an

13:07

allergy and that's why my wrists are all

13:09

read nitchy. I don't think, I

13:11

don't think. I don't think this is working out.

13:14

Please, please please,

13:16

I can't afford this. Please for myself. Please don't

13:19

leave, Please don't leave time

13:22

that this has happening. I swear to myself I

13:25

would not let it happen again. Okay,

13:28

are you too ready to appear

13:31

in front of Judge Steve Harvey? Mm

13:33

hmm, Okay, here we go. Just

13:36

follow me, d

13:38

d and Danton Judge Harvey

13:40

Show. Just go to your prospective

13:43

spots where we showed you during rehearsal.

13:45

Okay, okay, ladies, Dorman going

13:48

now stand up for Judge Harvey.

13:51

Thank you, thank god, thank god, thank

13:54

god. I just got this new suit. Downtown.

13:58

They playtiff and the defendant. One

14:00

is the plaine defend? Which one is the defend? And I've

14:04

been defended because I didn't do what is

14:06

being accused me. And

14:10

I'm upset and I'm upset

14:13

Steve. She always

14:15

complains, so I'm sure she's been complained

14:17

to. We've been roommates

14:20

for two and a half years. Two

14:22

and a half years. Just down the drain,

14:26

Hold on, hold on, just one moment, yo,

14:29

yo, I hate hate Timmy. Get my agent on the phone

14:31

and get my agent. Yeah, of course, sorry,

14:33

Hold on, people, I

14:37

have Steve Harvey holding for you, right,

14:41

okay, yeah, Tecent tempercent

14:43

okay, yeah, go ahead, sure, sure, put

14:45

him on. Thank

14:48

you, Thank you. Man. Hey, look, I'm in the middle, like literally,

14:51

we're taping live right now. The play

14:53

defended, defending or standing in front of

14:55

me live right now. We're taping live right now. I'm

14:57

on live right now. But I wanted to take this more.

15:00

What to call you to tell you to get me out

15:02

of this contract. Man, Look,

15:06

you've just got to do three more episodes, Steve,

15:08

stand, but I feel like I feel like I've

15:11

reached I've reached my level of hearing people

15:13

complain about the most insignificant

15:15

bullshit. No, I get that, Steve.

15:17

I understand it's not the dream gig.

15:19

But you know you've you've hosted shows. I mean, you've

15:21

done family a few for twenty three years now.

15:24

I mean, this is just three more episodes of this,

15:26

Okay, Okay, Okay,

15:30

I'm gonna go back out there. I'm gonna try to put my heart

15:32

into it, but I gotta tell you, my heart's not in

15:34

it. My heart's

15:36

not in it. In it along, just don't let that show, Steve,

15:39

Just don't let it show. Okay, you're

15:42

pro did you do a favorite? Could you call

15:44

Trevor and Louis ice and

15:46

have them to bring me over right now, just

15:48

to hunk of ice with salt like a salted

15:51

ice, hunk like a salt lip for ice.

15:53

You gotta, Steve, I'll make that call. That's the only

15:55

way I'm gonna get through this man. Yeah, I understand,

15:58

I understand. I'll make sure that they think of that ice to you. Judge.

16:01

We're still we're still on the air, Judge, I know we

16:03

live, right, We'll take them alive, right. Yes, I've

16:10

heard your complaints. I

16:12

understand your complaints. Uh, and

16:14

I do not care about your complaints. God

16:18

that has seen one, that has seen one, ladies

16:20

and jews seen

16:24

two. Comes from patron VP Ben b, who

16:27

wrote scene suggest small time grocery

16:29

store cashier desperate for gossip reads

16:32

way too much into the ordinary items

16:34

people are buying. You, guys,

16:36

are the cats mewing pajamas? Ben,

16:40

Hey, baby, when you go to the grocery store, will you just bring

16:42

back some so no, please Sweden,

16:45

they're unsweetened. The unsweetened. I don't

16:47

believe in sugar anymore. I literally don't believe

16:49

that it exists in it, right,

16:52

okay? Anything

16:55

else? No? No? No? People?

16:58

How's it going today? Good?

17:02

Great? I mean I just came to get one item,

17:04

so you know, we'll

17:07

just to let you know. There is a line that we do have

17:10

that is ten items or less you can use. I

17:12

know, it's crazy, right, and I didn't want to do

17:15

that because why the ten items

17:17

are less? Line is wide open. The

17:19

ten items are less line is people

17:22

can go to it. And I'm already first in line.

17:24

This is terrific, and

17:26

how are you? I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

17:29

Do you mind if I go ahead of her? Since she could

17:31

use the open one and I can't. And I've got all

17:33

these groceries, So you'd like to go in front

17:35

of me with my one item and your thirty seven

17:38

items? Because why because

17:40

there's a whole line dedicated to people just

17:42

like you, and I gotta wait.

17:44

Anyways, So are you where?

17:47

If you had just kept to your peace and

17:49

cueues, I'd be long on my way by

17:51

now. The ten items are less, line

17:53

is wide open. In fact, we're now giving away

17:56

free groceries if anyone uses

17:58

our ten item or last line.

18:01

I mean, I'm tempted, but

18:03

I'm already here, and you've already got my autem

18:06

in your hand. If you just go come

18:09

on so you can see the situation. I mean,

18:11

this is ridiculous. Let me go first, No,

18:14

sir, I'm just gonna discuss most here first.

18:16

Four thirty eight, break

18:20

the silks,

18:24

drinking my husband's milk,

18:26

calling grocery security to counter

18:28

three, grocery security to counter three. So

18:30

you just wanted this to move along? And look who's taking

18:32

forever because of their own insanity? What

18:35

is your nap? Hey, what's

18:37

the problem here? Um? This

18:39

gentleman was checking out. I'm

18:42

Peter, and he was forcibly

18:44

trying to tell the silk milk purchaser

18:47

that he wanted to go first. So he then ripped

18:50

the silk milk. Um, that's a low

18:52

spill. We now, don't you have cameras and whatnot?

18:55

Can you let's go to the video. I've

18:57

always wanted to say that you're ripping, You're

18:59

rip and say milks out of people's hands. Let

19:01

me save everybody time. Ten

19:04

items are less. Line right there, that was

19:06

open. That's my crime, that's my

19:08

crime. I got into the wrong line. Charleston,

19:11

Charleston, I just heard them asking for the They

19:13

were gonna want the video of an event that just happened

19:16

in the store, and Charleston, I literally forgot

19:18

to hook up the video cameras. There's

19:20

any way you can get in there and just just we

19:22

can shoot a fake video of whatever they think

19:25

that just happened. That would really save my ass, really

19:27

save my job, Charleston, Eric, Frank, Look,

19:29

I did one hour film

19:31

festival one time, and you were great.

19:35

I don't work that fast normally. I like to

19:37

compose shots. I like to rehearse

19:40

with the cast and the crew. I like to do it correct.

19:42

Here here in my house, Keith, it means

19:45

that much to me. I will let

19:47

you have my house for the entire summer and a

19:49

portion of the fall if you will do me this one

19:51

solid. It means a lot, Charleston. Do

19:55

you even know what happened? If

19:57

I had to reenact this, I need to know. There

20:00

was something about milk, and there was a line. There

20:03

was a line and there was something about milk. Your

20:05

work is so amazing. I'm sure, I'm sure you can fill

20:08

in the gap. All right, Frank. Look, I've got

20:10

a couple, I've got a little acting troop

20:12

on speed dial. I'll see if they're available,

20:15

if they can come down. Of

20:17

yes, I am free, of course I can do

20:19

it for you. Is this so we're going to

20:21

be doing anything from the board's

20:24

collection. Uh, this isn't

20:26

a Shakespeare work. This is a grocery store re

20:28

enactment. Perhaps it's

20:32

not a Christopher Marlowe thing. Uh, it's

20:34

not to rang, it's not Neil Simon. In

20:37

fact, it's we're going to contemporary. Is

20:39

it Neil Simon?

20:42

I just said it was not Neil Simon. I'm

20:45

a listening actor. First I do I

20:47

apologize for the error.

20:50

All right, you're gonna be portraying

20:53

the customer with thirty

20:55

seven items. Uh, customer,

20:58

I'm married, four kids,

21:01

I live in a suburban home, and

21:03

I've decided today is the day that

21:05

i leave my job. But on the way home, I've

21:08

decided to get grocery items.

21:11

You know, I'm just gonna call Steve instead. But

21:15

thank you for being available. Thank you. I'm

21:17

still equit you. By the way, Great,

21:20

this isn't a stage production, so it doesn't Darling.

21:22

Pick up the phone. Come on, baby, pick up the phone. I need that

21:24

soap. Pick up the phone. So we need

21:27

pick up the Hello, where

21:29

are you with the soap? Milk? I'm sitting here with

21:32

a bowl of very dry cheios?

21:34

And and they misshapp

21:37

down at the grocery store. What kind of mishappened?

21:40

Well? I was

21:42

first in line by milk. Okay,

21:45

everything was going. Then

21:49

a truly insane individual

21:51

came up behind me and started yelling at me about

21:53

going out of line, getting into

21:55

another Linearly, are you

21:57

aware of this? There's a ten items or less. I

22:00

never heard of it, never heard of it? So

22:05

so how long? How long should I mean? What? What

22:07

should let me ask? The

22:09

officer? Hold on? How

22:12

long? How much longer will this be? Uh?

22:16

In terms of me getting out

22:18

away home from Sorry,

22:21

here's the tape. Here's the tape. Here's the tape

22:23

of the incident. Accurate?

22:27

Okay, yeah, I'll watch. I'll

22:29

watch the tape. Do you see me? They're standing

22:31

at the front of the line. I see

22:33

like the back of someone's head. It's a little

22:35

different, longer hair, trust me,

22:38

it's me. And then the gentleman there's ringing

22:40

up my one item. And then I'm not wearing

22:42

that frilly outfit. Whatever that thing is around

22:44

that person's neck that's not me. It's an ascot

22:47

at lunatic right

22:50

in the ascot. Listen,

22:55

this is I don't know what to tell

22:57

you. My job is hold on coming

23:00

about an act break. This is this

23:02

is good. I did that. Wow.

23:05

And the Emmy for Best Actor

23:09

and a Short goes to Convenience

23:12

Story re enactment and Philip

23:15

Harald say

23:22

something, say something, Speach,

23:25

say something, say something, Philip,

23:29

feel free to say a few words. Um.

23:33

Sorry, sorry, I don't usually

23:36

get to speak out loud. The

23:39

piece was obviously only video,

23:41

so I debated doing my work

23:44

when I was pulling this character. But if you look closely,

23:46

I am actually talking. There's just no audio.

23:50

And I want to thank the

23:53

committee, the the

23:56

group of well

23:58

well wait wait wait, I got it. But

24:00

there's a lot of people have forbidden on

24:03

the stage. Hey,

24:05

orchestra, I couldn't help, but notice you're playing people

24:07

off with the commencement music. Pumping

24:11

circumstance. Yes, um, we

24:14

have a whole catalog of actual

24:16

songs from TV and film. Yeah, it's just

24:18

a pumping circumstances is our favorite.

24:21

Al Right, guys, yeah, hey

24:23

guys, I'm sorry to interrupt the meeting. Uh have

24:25

you guys seen the ratings, the ratings doing up

24:27

seven thousand percent because of I didn't

24:30

get to see the show. By the way, whatever the music that

24:32

they were playing last night, seven we

24:35

hit the demographic. We finally hit that jackpot

24:37

demographic. What what what? What

24:40

you know? And itways, whatever happened, just keep

24:42

it going. I got to go back to the car. Steve

24:45

Harvey's out in my car. He's looking at a job

24:48

change. He wants to show for me for the rest of his life. I gotta

24:50

go. Oh yeah,

24:52

I had to hand it to here. I really for me. I

24:54

thought that's when the stim when he jumped the shark, But I guess

24:56

this when he just found it for real footing. Um,

25:00

here's another list of a bunch of traditional

25:02

songs we could use green

25:04

sleeves. Um, there's

25:07

the thing you play at weddings, wedding march. Um.

25:10

I think, hello,

25:14

hello, hello, yeah, I'm looking at Mr

25:16

Pumping Circumstance one moment. Please

25:21

could at least have some whole music in here. This is

25:24

hello, yeah, Mr Pumping Circumstance.

25:27

You can call me pump Okay, Yeah,

25:29

my name is Philip. See more

25:32

hofly Philip see more hofly.

25:36

Can I call you Philip? Please do? I

25:38

am an attorney, I'm a very litigious

25:40

one. It appears that some of your music

25:43

may have been used with and or without

25:45

your knowledge, and I would like to

25:48

represent you. What do you take?

25:50

What's your what's your take on this firm

25:53

handshake? Is payment enough for me? Is

25:55

that payment enough? Yes for me? Okay,

25:58

So so thank you first of all very

26:01

much. Now give

26:03

me a couple of credits, credentials

26:06

previous cases before I take you

26:08

as a new lawyer for free. Of

26:11

course. Of course, have you ever seen the television

26:13

show versus I? Have they

26:16

named the show because of the legal

26:19

things that I do in the courtroom versus?

26:22

Yes? That was that

26:24

was you? Yes? Wow, wow,

26:27

wow wow wow. Just one more though, just

26:31

yes? Of course? Do you remember the seventies

26:34

when streaking was so popular? Can

26:37

I just say I was just discussing this with my

26:39

son, trying to explain to him that this

26:42

actually took place. Can you believe just the whole generation

26:44

that doesn't know? Maybe these four generations,

26:46

Well, the reason most of those people were streaking

26:49

is because literally I had sued the

26:51

pants off of them. I'm very good, very

26:54

litigious, Wow, Hey,

26:57

Philip, I couldn't have a notice that

26:59

you've been passing on these other pro bono

27:02

cases to represent music

27:04

usage without permission. Uh?

27:07

There these three. This this guy here was accused

27:09

of of of

27:12

killing his wife. He didn't do it. He wouldn't

27:14

take that one. Uh. This, this

27:16

one here had his rights violated

27:19

by an officer. You wouldn't take that one,

27:21

touch it. But this you

27:23

took the one of the guy who's music

27:26

was used briefly as playoff on

27:29

a ceremony. Philip,

27:32

There's so many more cases you could take that

27:34

are so much more worthy. I don't understand.

27:37

Did someone use music when you were a

27:39

kid that you didn't

27:42

give permission for? Is this a personal quest

27:45

that someone? Uh? Did

27:47

someone use music? When are

27:50

you asking me if I haven't been hurt

27:53

music thief?

27:58

That is exactly what I'm asking, Philip.

28:01

Come to dinner. I'm gonna play the dinner

28:03

music. Daddy, bum

28:06

bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

28:09

bum bum bum bum. Why

28:12

is mamma getting mad and leaving the house?

28:14

Daddy, she's

28:17

mad because I I'd like to use music

28:20

in every part of my life. Sure, I don't have the

28:22

rights, but who does it really hurt. Hurt

28:25

me, Daddy, she walked out. It

28:28

hurt me. Wow,

28:33

that's I didn't know. I mean,

28:36

I've ever come back or and she never

28:38

came back. Just like in the re enactment video.

28:41

I just showed you she stomed

28:43

out and she never returned. That

28:47

the guy that played your mom, he's in a way because he is he

28:49

equity because I'm doing the stage production

28:51

later. I think he could be good for Absolutely,

28:53

he's equity. He's equity. Great

28:56

because my our town thing, I need above the

28:58

board actors to do this rectly like

29:01

I'm sorry, I didn't. I misunderstood that this

29:03

is a personal thing, and I you know, I'm just gonna go ahead

29:05

and I'll try to represent all these other cases by myself.

29:08

You you take advantage of the

29:11

of the ones that speak to you, and I won't

29:13

get in the way. Order order in the court.

29:15

Oh if it isn't Philip Seamore,

29:18

halfly hell for the

29:20

defendant, Hello, your

29:22

honor, If I may be so bold

29:25

as to call you that you may

29:27

after all these years, you

29:30

still have that bruise from my leg wrestling

29:32

incident. It's healed,

29:34

Philip, it's healed, but the scar

29:36

inside my heart. It's not

29:39

you know, that's actually dangerous. It could be black

29:42

and ventrical. Oh

29:44

well, we'll take a look, um.

29:48

And for the plaintiff, who do we have in front

29:50

of us? Um? Hi?

29:53

Yeah, Sarah elliption, Sarah

29:57

lip shit elption elliption.

30:00

Sorry about that, Sarah, just kind

30:02

of the perma plainment plaintiffs

30:04

from appointiff m

30:06

hm tera. I want you to know that my

30:09

previous relationship with Philip Seymour

30:11

Halfley won't bar me for

30:13

giving a fair and unbiased

30:16

final decision. You're before

30:18

you continue, here's the chocolate bar that

30:20

I promised I remember, remember

30:25

dark with nuts yet nuts? All

30:30

right? Before we commence opening arguments,

30:33

will play our ceremonial opening

30:35

commencement song, Oh

30:38

great, dent

30:41

dent Entent

30:45

You running? Yes, I'm afraid

30:47

I'm going to have to not only sue

30:50

for the case that I came in here, but

30:53

I'm afraid I'll also have to sue the

30:55

court today. Excuse

30:58

me, you're running? You are

31:00

using that music I'm sure without

31:02

proper you see rights,

31:05

I'd like to submit into evidence my

31:08

rights to Now this is what I call music

31:10

three and

31:12

I have the rights to all these songs.

31:17

Take a look. Um.

31:21

I don't mean to interrupt, but can

31:25

I get like a

31:29

finalization on my first case?

31:32

My roommate Carrie, she

31:35

left, but I'm persistent

31:37

and I want to make sure the chicken

31:40

nuggets case. If I'm correct, I'm the Chicken

31:43

nuggets case. Oh yes, yes,

31:46

I see it was passed over here. From Judge Harvey,

31:49

sorry to hear about his retirement. Well,

31:51

i'm me too. He's

31:55

really a king of comedy and he's

31:57

self. I really like watching him, and I'm

32:01

I'm really upset. I'm

32:03

going to find for the defendant on this one. It's

32:05

chicken nuggets, not the end of the world.

32:08

What that is? Scene

32:10

too three

32:17

from listener Milton J. Who wrote,

32:19

Hello, I recently had to

32:21

refrain from donating my life savings

32:23

to your patron because of the quadrupled

32:26

price of electricity here in Sweden.

32:29

I'm confused if it's suggestions

32:32

you want sent in or my life story.

32:35

Anyways, you guys are

32:37

one of few reasons to stay alive.

32:41

The suggestion door

32:43

to door salesman named

32:46

hungry yours truly

32:49

Milton bing Bong, Hello,

32:54

Hello, are you are you outside the door?

32:57

Bing Bong? Can

33:00

you see I'm trying to look through the peeping hole.

33:03

Can you not see my eye? Hello? You

33:05

are there? Shout.

33:08

I guess I'm gonna have to just let him in, Honey,

33:12

who's a don't open the door. We

33:14

don't know who's out there, honey. But he keeps

33:16

bing, banging so persistently, darling,

33:19

Let me try to peek out the hole. Look

33:21

at the hole. Let me lift your own because I

33:23

know you're not. Don't let me lift you

33:26

up, step onto my back. But why don't we lift

33:28

each other up? Honey? Good

33:31

one to It

33:36

must be a child, they must be They

33:38

must be a child. Don't

33:41

open that door. Oh good,

33:44

you're nice and tall. Look through that people,

33:46

and if you see something I don't need a boost,

33:48

don't don't. Is

33:51

part of this being in the family. We're gonna

33:53

get you and one baby, remember,

33:55

lift with your neck one and

33:59

three? Oh

34:04

down, there's

34:06

no one. There must be a child or or

34:08

somebody shorter. Then let's just open the

34:11

door and let it here

34:13

we go. Yeah,

34:18

yeah, thanks, I'm

34:21

hungry. Okay,

34:24

well I've I've

34:27

recently fried a salad. If you're interested

34:29

in fried salad, i'd like to Yeah,

34:31

I offer you some of that, honey,

34:35

I don't know that we want to invite this little

34:37

being inside. His skin is bright

34:40

redd and he's got horns. Remember

34:42

page fifty two of the Bible, Thou shalt

34:45

not deny the entrance for a

34:47

man who is empty of stomach,

34:49

for he may be full of heart. He's

34:51

fifty two baby, alright,

34:54

alright, he just looks a little scarier

34:56

than most. It's

34:58

a bitt people. Five. If

35:01

I can introduce you in the

35:03

latest greatest knife collection,

35:06

and again, I'm hungry. I

35:10

understand you're hungry. If you you you should

35:12

probably have that salad before, Darling,

35:14

I'm gonna let you make this knife decision.

35:16

You know that I'm always dangerous when

35:19

it comes to shop, and all pointed out,

35:22

we've agreed that our our grandson

35:24

would take care of all of our finances.

35:26

Now, I don't know that it's a good

35:29

call for me to make this. How much, Mr

35:31

Hungary? How much are these knives? Thank

35:34

you? Well, there's the layweight program,

35:36

and there's also uh. You

35:39

can write a check today. You can

35:41

pay me cash today. You can venmo me, you

35:43

can paypalt me. You can hold

35:45

on, Mr Hungary. No one

35:47

tries to swindle my gran Who

35:50

is this tall drink of water? But

35:54

you're gonna saw us some knife. You have to tell me about

35:57

five something on

35:59

five eleven? Five eleven,

36:02

damn near six ft? Yeah?

36:06

What can you show? How would you guess?

36:08

I? Um? Come

36:11

on five? Two? Ha

36:14

ha ha oh

36:16

if I only three eight? Thank

36:20

you? Hungry?

36:23

How did it go? Did you bring

36:25

back money? Don't be grumpy

36:29

stinky? Is

36:32

everyone doing good stuff? I

36:34

need money? Yeah?

36:37

Yeah, you need? You need? You need? Where funk

36:39

am I figuring? No? Winky took

36:41

him, Winky took his ship. Come

36:43

on a bit, doesn't even

36:46

smell the keen? Yeah?

36:48

Here we she needs money

36:50

and it's happed us to get it for where

36:53

I gotta get out of it? Yeah good, I

36:55

gotta get out of this wood. Imagine

37:00

hunting, just renting,

37:03

maybe a studio, maybe

37:05

even a bachelor and that one has

37:07

a tiny kitchen. That's maybe

37:10

another profession other than being a pant. No,

37:13

when you find a new place to live, will you

37:15

bring us along with you? Yeah? Will

37:17

we get to come? Will we get

37:19

to come? Get to come? I

37:22

can't wait to come? Who

37:26

um? Listen, guys,

37:29

I didn't want to talk to you about this until

37:32

I secured myself a place in the big

37:34

old city, right, But

37:37

when I do, it's

37:39

just gonna be mesh

37:46

dirty is really upset about this

37:48

is the first time I've ever spoken.

37:51

I have been silent the whole time

37:54

because I thought you'd always be Here's

37:56

no much You're moving to the city

37:58

without lovingness for likely. It

38:00

feels so bad, and I had

38:03

to talk. I'm

38:06

sorry, but I'm

38:08

bored. I'm just a

38:10

little bit bored. I

38:12

want a little more hustle, bustle, a

38:16

little more flash, paint bizas,

38:19

more people to talk to you sing songs

38:21

with every activity we ever do. That's

38:23

not enough for you, alright,

38:25

Sorry, are you realized? Sorry you're such a little

38:28

fellow. And I know you're new

38:30

to speaking, but please lay down on

38:32

my couch or sit up. Some patients

38:34

are more comfortable with sitting up. So

38:36

you say that this snow

38:39

deserted you in your hour

38:41

of need. Yeah, I mean,

38:44

look, I'm painfully, awkwardly

38:46

shy. Everybody knows that.

38:48

And and uh, look, I just live

38:50

with all my brothers and and are adopted

38:53

brother who I'm pretty sure is the devil.

38:56

We live out in the forest, and you

38:58

know, we just we just we you odd jobs,

39:00

we were going to call mine. We do other things just

39:03

to make her happy. And then finally,

39:05

like we keep providing, providing, providing,

39:08

and she leaves, she just leaves. Normally

39:11

I would say that you have some issues that you

39:14

need to get in touch with, but this seems

39:16

like her problem. It seems

39:18

like she is the cause of this

39:21

problem. Oh

39:23

so we're done. Here, we're done, You're

39:25

good. Ms White.

39:28

This is a this is a one bedroom,

39:30

so it comes with a kitchen, a bathroom,

39:33

and a separate room. Um. You're

39:35

overlooking the train tracks here, so

39:37

you're right close to the metro. Get

39:39

you right into downtown if you'd like to go there.

39:42

Um, it can also take you uptown, take it to

39:44

the east side, to the west side as well.

39:46

Great station right here. Um,

39:49

just need to ask you a few questions.

39:51

Current occupation yes,

39:55

m hm, yes, great and

39:57

uh um will you be co signing

39:59

this with anybody or you'll be taking on the All right, Mr

40:02

Charming? If I could show you into this what

40:05

fun? Sorry I'm showing this right

40:07

now. Yeah, I'm showing this to a Mr

40:10

Charming. I've only got a thirty minute window.

40:13

Guys, good looking. Yeah,

40:17

I guess we could rochem bodis he who

40:20

gets this department? But Mr Charming was ready

40:22

to make a big move in his life here. Yeah,

40:25

miss Way, he was doing the same thing. She's actually moving from

40:27

the suburbs into the city. Uh

40:30

huh, Yeah, well I'm moving from

40:32

the castle with my parents to the city.

40:35

Why don't we let them just sort it out instead of us.

40:37

Why don't we let them sort it out? And in the meantime,

40:40

you and I can leg wrestle just for old

40:42

time sake. Huh. You

40:44

want to lose again? Is that what happened? Of course I want

40:46

to lose again in the bedroom. Let's

40:48

go, let's go. Yeah,

40:52

I'm sorry. I really need this place. My parents

40:54

are kings and king and queen. They're

40:57

really They're just super imposing.

40:59

And I'm trying to go out on my own. I

41:02

know you've actually

41:04

met. That's bullshit. I

41:07

remember somebody like you. No,

41:10

I just look a little different and my

41:13

different outfit and I'm wearing pentaloons.

41:17

But it's it's me. We danced

41:20

once by a fountain. I think

41:23

I don't know I was I drinking perhaps

41:28

some if you were. I

41:30

mean I don't remember that. I don't

41:32

remember that at all. Well, I

41:34

have to say this

41:37

working, Philip is working. Pantaloon's

41:40

a forgetness of working. As

41:43

long as she wears them, people will remember

41:47

in the kingdom, will be ours bakers,

41:53

doesn't. I'm going to keep watching the

41:55

ball. You

41:58

know. I'm here,

42:00

and and and I and I'm and I want to be

42:02

here. So I'm going to be here. Thank

42:04

you so much, just like I'm ready to put a

42:06

deposit down and no offense. But those

42:08

pantaloons don't look like they're full of money,

42:12

and I come from the charming family.

42:14

Well, these pantaloons

42:17

are said to be full of forgiveness.

42:20

And I for you know, and

42:22

I forgive you for being a little

42:24

bit I'm sorry. Who who are

42:27

you? We're just seven brothers. We don't have room

42:29

for another roommate. Lady, I'll

42:32

have room. This

42:34

is a funny joke. This is such a funny

42:36

joke. Oh that's

42:39

so great. I love it. Singing sounds

42:41

familiar, but we have no idea who you are. I'm sorry

42:43

you'll have to leave immediately. I

42:48

forgive you for your ruteness, but

42:51

this is my home, and I honestly,

42:53

don't have anywhere else to go. Oh

42:55

now you got no place to go. I'm not cigarette

42:57

you get any of them. No,

43:00

I um oh, I have

43:03

this here. It's a it's

43:05

a it's a it's my only piece of money.

43:08

And you could roll it up and

43:11

and I suppose you could light it on fire and

43:14

inhale that and charming.

43:18

This is your place, dude. This is a ship.

43:20

Oh yeah, but

43:22

then we don't have to really like take care of it because

43:24

it's super cheap. Charming, dude,

43:27

you lived in that castle. This is a ship.

43:29

Oh yeah, but we

43:31

can treat it like a ship whole.

43:35

Dude, what don't

43:37

you get it? Like? I wanted to get out of the castle.

43:40

I want to have a party. I want to have a gigger.

43:42

I want to have a good time. What

43:46

you have good? You can come to my castle, dude,

43:50

with your parents. Yeah, my parents

43:52

are pretty cool. How they

43:54

aren't They're overwhelming?

43:58

Dude, this place is a ship all it smells.

44:01

Doctor. I'd like to lay

44:04

down this session, if that's okay. Some

44:07

of the patients have been lying down, so I'm sitting

44:09

up. A lot of them are even just doing a deep

44:11

squad during the session, but if you likely

44:14

down, we can do that. Um okay,

44:16

great, Um, I'm

44:19

sorry I've never met you before. Forgive

44:21

me no. Yeah,

44:24

I've been coming to you for a year. Don't

44:28

recognize you at home. This

44:32

is a good exercise as

44:34

this actually hasn't happening to me a lot, and

44:36

I need to control what I

44:38

end up doing. In return. I'm

44:40

very upset. One of my

44:44

best friends brothers,

44:47

I would call him. Finally feels

44:49

like we know we're not officially family.

44:51

But hold on just one second. I just checked

44:53

my calendar on my computer. It's no bridges

44:55

at work day. Let me just ship me out of my bridges

44:58

here, much more

45:00

comfortable and feel free. I never look at a

45:02

lady from the waist down. If you'd like to shimmy

45:04

out of yours, that's fine. Now

45:07

go ahead, Stranger, what were you saying? Well,

45:11

oh, I don't know what to do. On

45:15

one hand, I love a breeze. It's

45:19

it's up to you. Another, I'm very

45:22

comfortable as I go ahead.

45:24

Then, Strange, you continue your story. I

45:28

got in the kind of I don't know. I it

45:31

wasn't a fight. I don't know what it was. But

45:33

basically I'm sorry. On just one second.

45:36

Oh, this breeze feels so good.

45:39

Yes, go ahead. So it wasn't a fight, it

45:41

with something something go ahead, basically

45:46

one of my you know, it's like family. That's

45:48

not officially, it's not like we have the same blood,

45:50

but it's like we grew up together. So I feel

45:52

like it and I gave him a doom.

45:54

I'm so sorry. It's like a hot and I'm itchy and

45:57

I'm getting a little bit of an itche Yes. If

45:59

I were you strange here, I would look just

46:01

shimmy and

46:04

you're not gonna look. Hey,

46:09

I read your new manuscript, and

46:12

uh, it looks like you're

46:14

I mean, first of all, your first

46:16

book for us No I was huge hit,

46:19

huge hit. But it

46:22

looks like you're saying that women shouldn't wear

46:24

pants. It looks like you're making

46:26

the point that women shouldn't wear

46:28

pants, that they should stay in dresses and be

46:31

at their homes. I don't and

46:33

it gets oddly erotic. I don't

46:35

understand with the target

46:37

audience is this feels really dated. It's

46:42

just a plot point, a

46:45

plot point to us to

46:47

get you the next level of the chapter

46:50

of the story. In um um,

46:52

so it's it's not Eurotica. I have a

46:54

whole set of rotica. I have these books here if you'd

46:56

like many scripts. Physically. Are

46:59

you from France or do you just talk

47:01

that way to know I'm actually I'm just

47:03

outside Luxembourg. You've heard I

47:06

have heard of Luxembourg. Yes, be all

47:09

different spelling families.

47:13

Yeah, they are the kings and queens of Luxembourg.

47:17

All right, Well, look I'm gonna finish out. There's like two

47:19

pages left in this and I should

47:21

have probably finished. Sorry, I'm sorry, sir,

47:24

forget forgive me. Oh, oh

47:26

my god, he's here. I just he just

47:29

brought in some new manuscripts and you've got to

47:31

hear his words. Ah,

47:34

there is a town outside of France,

47:37

it seems to say, where the women

47:40

And here's a real kick in the well, not a kick

47:42

in the pants, where the women where

47:45

no pants? Uh, sir?

47:47

This is his new manuscript And I just I

47:50

just researched this town right outside of France.

47:52

And in fact, oh

47:54

god, the women are literally running

47:56

around pantless, sir. That is because

47:58

of the pantaloons that help you forget.

48:01

So if you don't wear the pantaloons. Then nobody

48:04

forgets Hi. Welcome

48:06

to sans pants. How can I help? I'm

48:09

just looking for a top, right, Yeah

48:12

we got we got another butt tops. Yeah.

48:15

Yeah, You've come to the right place. I

48:17

have to say, I'm just visiting. I'm just visiting

48:20

for the week, okay, and

48:23

no in town, just visiting.

48:26

But yeah, this is my second day in town. I

48:28

arrived late last night, so that doesn't really count. Um,

48:31

just kind of slept and then woke up. And um,

48:34

you must have some other unnecessary

48:37

information for this visit that

48:39

you can share with me. You like

48:41

to gossip? Yes,

48:44

I need to gossip. Busted

48:47

busted? Yeah,

48:49

Actually, um, my ex husband

48:52

he's actually a French citizen

48:54

and um he took

48:57

our child and it

48:59

sounds like he wears the pants. Wow.

49:04

Um this

49:09

I enjoyed this one. This one was pretty good.

49:12

I mean to think that there is a place in France

49:15

where the naked ladies dance, and there's

49:18

and to be honest with you, sir, and

49:20

forgive me, And then I really have to go get a

49:23

coffee. They just got silk milked

49:25

back at the coffee shop. Uh. This

49:27

is a place that's right outside

49:29

of France, All right, outside of France?

49:32

Yeah, all right? Can I bring anything back

49:34

from the coffee place? Uh? You

49:37

know? Actually, could you pick me up a big chunk

49:39

of ice with salt on it from Louis

49:41

and his brother? They

49:44

thereat? I love

49:46

that? Uh okay,

49:49

So outside of France? Is

49:51

there is there a hole in the wall where the

49:53

men can see at all? Is that? Is that going

49:56

to happen in the second book? Or did

49:59

you want to read that? You WoT you read it? No?

50:01

I just I just it just seems like that's where

50:04

it was going. Yes, it's a while. It's simple

50:06

books. There are simple books for simple minds,

50:08

but they activate the mind. Um,

50:12

it's because of my childhood. My parents never

50:15

let me have music, and

50:17

well I had to come up with my own

50:20

sing song, lyrics and words. Your

50:23

parents never let you have music. We

50:26

have music playing all the time here. Don't you hear pomp

50:28

and circumstances? But under us the whole time? No?

50:32

Not's that's really you can't

50:34

hear music either. It's

50:39

playing right now, do you not? No?

50:43

No I hear it? Oh what

50:46

a beautiful, joyous place to work. Unlike

50:49

my last job recreating

50:52

scenes from life

50:54

stories or acting

50:57

as they would call it. That

51:00

was your last job. You're you're an actor? Equity

51:03

actually yes, yes, yes, who

51:06

equity wow? Because I was in the production

51:08

of Our Town Picnic, mostly

51:11

outdoor settings, Shakespeare

51:14

in the parking lot, many times in

51:16

the parking lot. Yes, yes, we

51:18

did this. Just

51:21

end on your Outside of France

51:24

news. A group

51:26

of construction workers have gone

51:28

to work overnight and plugged the holes

51:31

in every wall between

51:34

here and Luxembourg. We'll have

51:36

moralness at eleven. Brian,

51:42

Oh, thank goodness, Brian, just in time.

51:45

Let's thank all our alchemist please for

51:48

this incredible episode, starting with of

51:50

course Jackie freshly

51:53

stretched, ruth oh fell

51:55

good, thank you for having me? What a

51:57

blast? Always can

52:00

folks find you on the socials? I'm

52:02

at Jackie, Druthy and new

52:05

episode knew me. If

52:07

you're watching the NBA these

52:10

days, you're gonna see me in a Draft

52:12

Kings commercial. Look out teased

52:15

it last up and now you know exactly

52:18

the product more

52:20

nice and I really actually quite liked the

52:23

products. And they

52:25

knew you were a big fan of the Draft

52:27

Kings. You've been using them for a number of years.

52:29

Right, That's how you get commercial gigs.

52:34

You gotta be able to speak, to speak, just use

52:36

the product. Gary Anthony Williams, thank you, Thank

52:39

you, my friend. Always the pleasure.

52:42

I'm at Gary Anthony Williams uh

52:46

on the Instagram. And if you're in a

52:48

town uh and you want to see someone who's

52:50

live anyway? Which is the roadbirst

52:53

of whose line? I'll be doing that most

52:56

of mate. Whenever this comes out, Kevin, I don't

52:58

know, is there a website or something can Yeah,

53:01

it's Who's live dot

53:04

com. Who's live dot com. You see

53:06

all the tour dates there. Go

53:09

check it out immediately, folks if

53:11

you can and a tool sing

53:13

thank you as well well.

53:16

Thank you for having me. It's always a pleasure

53:18

to be amongst a very talented company.

53:21

Um. You can find me at

53:23

a tool time on all the socials

53:26

and my website. We'll try to keep

53:28

that posted with all the shows and happenings. So

53:31

thanks again. When you say you'll try, yeah,

53:35

I'm going to. I just like the current thing is

53:37

not it's not there yet, so

53:40

I just need to put that in. There's some future dates already

53:42

set up, but that's felt like a disclaimer. I just

53:46

Collstrott and thank you so much for being an alchemist

53:48

and not a guest host. Yeah. Thanks,

53:50

It's it's weird being on the other side, but I

53:53

love doing that time of time. You can

53:55

follow me at col Stratton on Twitter at Stratton Cole

53:57

on Instagram. A lot of shows at the

53:59

west Side Comedy Theater, Coburnots have been running

54:01

the show called TV Reunion Show with Coburnats

54:04

and Friends, where we do a fictitious

54:06

TV reunion show based on a show

54:08

that never existed that the audience helps us built together. It's

54:11

really fun. That's twice a month on Monday, so check

54:13

out schedule there. Uh, pretty pretty pony

54:15

first Thursday of the month at ten and Grifter

54:17

which I direct, which the Tool is in. Uh

54:20

coming up pretty soon to April and

54:23

then again in May or on the same time. Head

54:27

on over to west Side Comedy

54:29

dot com for that calendar of events.

54:32

Depending on when you're hearing this, James Heney

54:34

Brant Home. You know,

54:36

I really had hoped that I could start off

54:38

my goodbyes with a review

54:41

from the reviews, but I got zero,

54:43

So instead I'll just say on May one

54:45

at eight pm at the west Side Comedy Theater in

54:48

addition to all the other great curated content.

54:50

On May first, at a PM, you can see

54:52

Alchemy This live. I love them

54:55

to be there. Yeah, and then you could write

54:57

on paper a review and I'll find a

54:59

way to get it into the internet. Please,

55:02

anytime you find James Heenee in

55:04

the wild, give him a piece of paper

55:06

with a review on it. It would be greatly appreciated.

55:09

Let's thank our producer engineer to the stars, Mr

55:11

doug Bane. Fine,

55:15

folks that I hurt media. I'm

55:20

your host, Kevin Pollock reminding you please

55:22

be kind of each other. Thank you so much for giving

55:24

a damn about what the hell this is? Until

55:27

next time, She