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Hello everyone, and welcome back

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to another episode Oh Alchemy.

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This the fully improvised

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comedy podcast where we do

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full scenes and shows based

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on listener suggestions.

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You are the listener, and we thank you

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for listening. And let's jump. Oh.

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I'm Chris Operado. I'm hosting, as you could

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tell, because I've already messed up.

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But let's talk to our alchemists today,

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some of my friends, some of yours.

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Let's meet them in no particular order. Let's first

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say hello to Jackie. Dear Ruthie. Hello,

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Oh hello, now,

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Jackie. I don't know the answer to this for myself,

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but my wife knew it for her. So I'm want

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to ask you if you know yours? For

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the first song you ever slow danced

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too? Wow?

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Ye, this didn't

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track, didn't didn't didn't

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mean much to me. Were

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you? Were you a slow dancwer in middle school?

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Or slowly? Oh yeah, little

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Jackie really

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hard and the little school make

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it fast, make it slow. I was on that floor.

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I remember, I remember

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definitely dancing to like. For

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whatever reason, this song is coming to my mind,

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so it must have been true. Um

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that Mark Anthony's song. She sang

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to me, Hello, wil Buttom

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but song

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for Runaway Bride. Wow,

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beautiful one of my favorite movies.

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Yeah, but I can't really and I

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remember Casey and jodo Ah

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laugh. That was that was the

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like I was singing that all morning. I've been

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singing that song all morning. I'm not kidding really,

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because that song reminded me of an early slow

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dancing time for sure. Was it the

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first? I can't say, but it

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was certainly popular. Okay,

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all right, now let's say hello to

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Mark Gagliardi. Hello, Mark, Hi,

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describe the feeling for us, because I

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don't really how, I don't really know what this feeling feels

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like. So describe the feeling of really nailing

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an audition. One

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of these days I will be able

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to answer this question for you.

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You have never felt I've

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never walked out of an audition, and I

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don't know that I've ever felt like I really nailed

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it. I feel like, because I'm I guess I'm pretty

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hard on myself. I come out and I go, I could have done

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this, and that beat could have done this, and that beat could have done

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this, and that beat. Oddly, it's the smaller

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the thing, the easier it is to feel like I

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nailed it. Like I remember, I had a commercial

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audition once and all I had to do was

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a bite and smile. If you've ever audition

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for commercial, you know the bite and smile.

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It's just wow,

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I'm really enjoying this Snickers bar that

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I just took a bite of. It's where you

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you take a little bite, make sure a little bit of the car

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and will hit your lip and then you kind of lick

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it in there on you do

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you very gently chew and nod

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and look off to one side. I did have one of

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those ones where I went, man,

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I nailed that, but that was good. I

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nailed that bite and smile. I did not get

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the job, but I did finish the snickers.

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Um. My worst ones

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are the no talking. Not that I'm great with

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dialogue either, but it's for me. It's the sitting

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in the audie and being like, Okay,

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you're looking at the dash, Oh you're happy that there's

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a touch screen. Oh, your wife's calling,

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Oh look at this mountain, and it's

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so hard for me to like

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smaller, smaller, smaller, like well then you get

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okay anyway, Well, I

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mean, Mark, you might not know what a good audition feels

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like, but you know what it feels like to book something, you know, and

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one of these days, well we'll have that conversation

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speaking of booking something. I mean, it's

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hard to mention booking without mentioning

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this. Next fellow, say hello to Craig Atkowski,

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the booking Machine. Oh

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sorry, sorry, guys, I can't do the second episode

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of course, Craig.

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Do you listen to music every day?

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Yes? You do. Yes, I

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don't listen to music every day. Yeah.

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I

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I pay for Amazon Music for

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some reason, I

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guess. I guess I'm being mocked

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for um

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and so I I had had everything

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on iTunes and then I slowly like built

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up like my old playlists and everything

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on Amazon Music. So typically

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typically my day is I would probably

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like read the news for about an

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hour and a half and then just listen to my songs

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on Amazon Music on shuffle. I've

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got probably by eight thousand songs in

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uh in the rotation. So, and

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does it does the music affect your mood

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from time? I know it's that's a dumb question, but like, I

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listen to music so rarely that when I

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do, I'm like, oh fuck, Like

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I'm really like brushing my teeth feels

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crazy. Listen to radio Head like, I'm just I

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get so affected. Does it will like affect

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you as much as it affects me? Yeah?

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Absolutely. Like one of

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my favorite workout playlist

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is called Shortened to the Point, which is all songs

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that are two and a half minutes long or shorter.

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So like a lot of like pop punk kind

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of stuff, you know, just like short energetic

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songs. Love that. I'm I'm

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never somebody. I mean, I do like some

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mellow stuff, but of like, my normal state

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is pretty zoned out and mellow, and

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so I need music

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to pump energy and

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beauty and melody

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to get me to feel

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uh something more. So I think

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in the in that sense, it's a little bit of a drug.

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I'm loving this. I have

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to ask a question. I can't help myself,

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But what like if you were to just to

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like too on a little song today,

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tut on one of these songs that like is

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energy to you? I

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just want to know what that you know what I mean? I

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just want to know what that is, just off the

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top of my head. I also read a column

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called The Number Ones by Tom Bryan that

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comes out three times a week, which

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is kind of a chronological assessment

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of all the songs that hit number one in the Billboard

6:37

charts, and so right now he's in kind

6:39

of mid nineties and like

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the like the Puff Daddy, which

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is not necessarily stuff that speaks to me. But

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the song for today was was Biggie's

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Hypnotized and that's just a

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fucking jam and so like.

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And then as you read the column, like you can click on of

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like oh, here's the demo, and of like oh

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and here was his first

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gives you a little bit of the history of each song

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and the artists. So uh,

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so I did a lot of like listening to uh

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two Biggie uh this morning

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and hypnotized like we'll we'll

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get your blood pumping at any time of the day.

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Wow, I've never heard of that, but I bet our next

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guest has, because our next, our next guest

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has his finger on the pulse of all things

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pop and culture, and pop

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culture makes some noise, say a lot of coal

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Stratton, everybody, Cole,

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I'm really excited. Please, actually have you have you? Have you

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heard of this? This guy Crat was talking about

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I haven't. It sounds great though, because I like Craig

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listen to music every day, all the

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time, so you should definitely check that out

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for sure. My question for you,

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I'm really excited to ask you specifically. Actually,

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I think a lot of us can answer this, but just you

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specifically. This is exciting for me. So it's

7:51

if if you know if if, if you know

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Cole, if you know his wife, if

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you follow him on social media, you know that

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they take a trip to new work. They see

8:01

a lot of Broadway shows. Is that once

8:03

a year every couple of years? Cold, it's usually

8:05

once a year. But then like the world stopped for two

8:07

years, so yeah, we hadn't been back

8:09

for we just went there back three

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years. Oh, it always looks so great because you see

8:14

so many shows. Now here's my question for

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you. You're at a show and

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and then all of a sudden someone runs out

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and goes everybody, this person

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got sick, and we need

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somebody in the audience who knows all

8:27

the lyrics to this song or to

8:29

this for this musical. I need

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you. I need you to answer what musical

8:34

that is and what character it is that you

8:36

that you would be like bucket here?

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Yeah, is this school ja First

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of all, super plausible scenario I'm

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always called ready

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to run up. Gosh,

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I've I've probably seen

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The Music Man seven thousand times

8:53

at this point, either from being in it or seeing

8:55

because like it's like we just saw the huge Jackman

8:57

version, which is great. But music Man at this point can either

8:59

so prize nor thrilled me, but never bores

9:02

me. Like it's just it's the music Man. So

9:04

I could probably jump in and well

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obviously went through because I did that when I was a kid like

9:09

that, but it would not be appropriate now probably

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jump in into Harold Opret pretty well at this point,

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I love that. Gosh, I want to see all

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of you do this. Okay, I guess

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we gotta improvise today

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based on some suggestions. UM,

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dot com. Seen one

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comes to us from listener Heather Dempsey.

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Heather Rights, Hello, lovely people. I

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can't tell you how much I appreciate this podcast.

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I was just listening to an old episode while

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shoveling snow for the seven thousand time

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this winter. My fingers were freezing,

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my back ached, but I was laughing maniacally

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the whole time. My neighbors already

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think I'm weird, so you guys are really helping to reinforce

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my reputation. My scene suggestion

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is texting and

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is inspired by a couple of recent text mishaps.

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Thanks for everything, Heather. Okay,

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Ranic, can you show me how to do this

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here? I'm not just turn in the motorola.

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That smartphone is new for me. Yeah

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sure, sure dad. Um,

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So we're just gonna we're gonna click this

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and then you see this keyboard and it's just like

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any other keyboard. It's just like a computer, And

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so you can text

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Wendy, was it? Yeah, Wendy,

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that's my new lady that I've been seeing. Yeah.

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So you can text her hello, hi, um,

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you can ask her questions. There's also

11:05

there's punctuation if you just click

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this, or you can send emojis,

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well what are what are? What are emojis?

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Like smiley faces or like plants

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and like water squirts?

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And oh that's good because I

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just die that the egg

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plants are come up in the garden. So I'll go ahead and send

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this door right now. Hey,

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Wendy, Oh my

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god. And

11:33

Marie and Marie

11:35

I told you about that boy I just started dating,

11:37

right Conrad. Yes,

11:41

look what he just texted me.

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That's a lot of egg plants. That is a lot of

11:47

egg plants and a squirt

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gun. I don't know if I should

11:52

be plater sir, eggplant

11:54

water squirts, but you know what that

11:56

means. And

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Marie tell me you know how to text?

12:03

Of course I know how to text. It doesn't

12:05

sound like it if you don't know what an egg plant

12:07

means. Okay,

12:12

so you've

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got to get over there. I guess what do

12:16

I wear like? I've got

12:18

to get over there right now. And you know, it's it's

12:20

not always that it's gonna be like this. It's

12:22

the beginning phase, you know, it's the honeymoon.

12:25

I guess I just have to find something

12:27

to put on and go over there and let's get eggplant

12:30

e okay, something sexy,

12:32

but not like in your face sexy, like every

12:34

day, you know, casual. I

12:36

just rolled out of bed, and I'm sexy. But

12:38

I when I roll out of bed, I don't look

12:40

sexy. I've got all the stuff in my hair.

12:42

I've got I've gotta put my glasses on. I

12:44

have this the my mouthguard at night.

12:48

Well, first of all, you've got you've

12:50

got a text back. What do I text back?

12:54

You know what, I'm going to change the subject. I'm

12:56

going to change the subject. I don't want this to get sexual.

12:59

I'll just tell him about the garden and and the and

13:01

the orchard. You know, the peaches are in, the peaches

13:03

are in. I'll change the subject. I'll just we'll

13:05

talk about the peaches. So I'll just I'm just

13:08

gonna send him some peaches. Larry,

13:11

what the fund is this quote

13:14

text sent from you

13:16

to me? Linda

13:19

is being such a bit right now?

13:24

Uh m

13:27

hmm. Explain

13:29

how it got to you again?

13:32

Who were you trying to text that

13:35

I and being

13:37

such a bit right now to

13:41

you, Linda, that's

13:43

your choice of communication with me these days.

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Well, I was speaking about you in the third person

13:48

to you, so we could look at this objectively

13:52

and you know, make

13:54

some adjustments to our relationships. So

13:57

you know, every now and then, if if I'm acting

13:59

up, can send me a text says that Larry's being

14:01

an asshole, for instance, so we don't

14:03

take it personally. And

14:06

I like that, that makes sense,

14:09

that's good. I just I

14:12

just want to make sure we continue to stay closer.

14:14

And sometimes, you know, they say you can

14:17

lose some meaning over text. I disagree.

14:19

I think i'm I'm I'm better over

14:21

text. Well,

14:25

anyways, my mom's going to stay

14:27

for two weeks. I

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want her to stay in the bed with me, So if you don't

14:31

mind hopping in the

14:33

air mattress, that would be great. Of

14:36

course, I know the drill Mom

14:38

comes, she sleeps with you, I'm

14:42

on the air mattress. And if

14:44

you complain about it again, it's

14:46

going to be like a big problem. Mm hmmm.

14:49

Shoot you a quick text, real quick. Okay,

14:52

see that Linda

14:55

has been a bit again. This isn't funny.

14:57

Oh, I wasn't trying to be funny. It's just not

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you, babe, but like, let's like look outside

15:02

of ourselves and Lena's being a real fucking

15:05

bitch again, you know what I mean. I

15:07

just don't. I just feel like when I'm reading it

15:09

in texts, it's hurtful, but it's not like

15:12

the way that you're saying it is even

15:14

worse. It's so it's

15:16

so aggressive, build

15:18

up hate. I'm going to clarify this. Um

15:21

okay, just sent you another one. Listen.

15:24

I know that I said that this is a good idea, and

15:26

I do think that it does have merit.

15:28

But we've established

15:30

that you felt that way earlier, and

15:33

I want to now connect with

15:35

you as a human to human and

15:38

try to um figure

15:40

this out. It says Lena is

15:42

a bitch because her mom's a bitch. Wow,

15:46

this is a big This is a big this is a

15:48

big line across I'll

15:51

get the air mattress. It's really something

15:53

that we still are

15:56

together, let me just say that, and

15:58

are pretty intimate, uh more

16:01

than once a month, which I think is pretty exciting

16:03

because some of my friends don't. Anyway,

16:09

Hey, wend are you gonna go visit

16:12

your daughter? I am? I

16:15

look Linda and Linda and

16:17

Larry. I think they're having some problems. And you

16:19

know, sometimes the mom's just gotta

16:21

go in there, you know, and you know, take

16:24

care of things. I gotta take care

16:26

of my little girl. You know, I understand

16:29

that I do the same thing with Veronica. Well,

16:31

you know, maybe I'll text you while you're there getting

16:34

the hang of it here, Uh, text you

16:36

some fun stuff, you know, kind of keep

16:38

things spicy in our relationship. I

16:40

mean, I like it when you when you do keep things

16:42

spicy. I I don't know if we

16:44

want to have another mishap like on beach

16:48

day when I showed

16:50

up in that outfit. But

16:52

now you know what we're learning. We've been learning,

16:54

and that's what's important. You know,

16:56

we're now we know how to text

16:58

each other. Will send me my send me some emojis.

17:01

I want to. I want to see if I can guess what you're saying.

17:03

All right, up. You

17:07

are so cute the way the way that you look

17:10

like at your phone down like that when you're concentrating,

17:12

you just get this little twinkle in your eye. It's

17:14

just really cute. Okay,

17:16

and send there you go. Oh

17:20

see, this is where I'm confused, though,

17:23

Conrad. This is how I get confused, because

17:26

now you know what an egg plant

17:28

means, and

17:32

now that you know what it means, you're

17:36

just sending me lots of egg

17:38

plants. Do you understand

17:43

I'm trying to tell you something here where? Yeah?

17:47

I don't know. I mean I just kind of like jump

17:50

started my dad's for

17:52

a into texting as

17:54

sexting, and I realized

17:57

that that's kind of weird

17:59

and a little creepy, But

18:02

I don't know. It's it's been a long time for him.

18:05

And is your relationship with your father improving?

18:09

He's happier, he's happier,

18:11

so um, yeah, he talks

18:13

to me in like a better tone for sure.

18:17

Um. He seems to be more into

18:19

the idea of me moving in Um,

18:22

which is a positive. And

18:26

how about work? Does everyone still hate you? Yeah?

18:29

Everyone still hates m

18:32

um. It's now getting to the point

18:34

where they're putting flyers on the bulletin board.

18:38

H And you can like, sorry, sorry,

18:40

I'm sorry, I'm laughing at something else.

18:43

What are you laughing at? Just

18:46

I guess I'm on a text thread with a

18:48

bunch of other therapists.

18:52

Okay, Um,

18:54

well, yeah, people that work still

18:59

hate me. Um,

19:01

should we end our session early or

19:04

no? No, no, We've got an hour. I

19:06

gotta say I love therapist happy

19:08

hour. This is nice. Have a couple

19:10

of drinks at a discounted rate and just

19:12

shoot the ship. Shoot the ship. Let's

19:15

talk about the crazy.

19:23

I mean, the gifts that

19:25

you send are great on the thread, but be able

19:27

to to to expand on those I

19:30

r L makes a huge

19:32

difference. What's

19:36

going on with that narcissist you're you're treating?

19:40

Oh well, um,

19:43

he still thinks it's all about him

19:46

by definition, so

19:49

and so if you recall you're my last

19:51

session I sent mirror emoji

19:53

z z z. It's like he's a look,

19:55

it's all about him, and I'm like, I'm

19:58

tired knowing

20:01

another picture of Rita's Yes,

20:03

yeah, let's do it. Let's do it,

20:06

so Berna, Berna, are you still seeing

20:08

one of your patients? Is that still? Yeah?

20:12

I got pregnant last week? What

20:16

he got me pregnant last week? Congratulations?

20:19

He's married? Right that this is just like a flaing

20:22

thing. Well,

20:24

I actually, you know a lot of the focus

20:26

goes onto him and his issues, and

20:29

for me, this is actually quite amazing. Because

20:32

um, we didn't think that I me

20:34

and my team of doctors didn't think

20:36

that I could conceive. So oh,

20:39

miRNA, I just you're getting

20:41

a text from me, and that was that

20:44

was not meant for you. So

20:48

just just

20:50

just ignore or delete that as

20:52

it comes in. So rob

20:57

am, I supposed to be Miss Piggy in this job.

21:00

That's supposed to be me. Uh

21:03

no, that was that was for someone else. And

21:05

it's just because we were because you just

21:08

told me that it was about me. Uh

21:15

okay, yes, you're

21:18

supposed to be Miss Piggy. Okay,

21:22

geez one. He really appreciate you indulging

21:25

me in my cuckle fantasy. I

21:28

mean, I didn't

21:30

know this was going to be part of this

21:32

relationship, but I mean

21:34

if if if you wanted this,

21:36

I mean, sure,

21:40

honey, that's you, and you can take the robe

21:42

off if you want. It's it's

21:45

oh my wow, wow.

21:47

That is at egg

21:50

Plant Parmeer genre. That's our

21:52

pers Scene Scene

21:59

two comes to us for Alchemniak Katherine

22:02

Wasser was I

22:05

don't know, She

22:11

writes high Alchemist seen suggestion

22:13

prom night have fun. Katherine

22:18

just scooch over a little

22:20

so I can get both of you real good in the

22:23

picture. Get Nope, but don't

22:25

not not I mean, don't put your arm around

22:27

her, but not like that. You know, you

22:30

kids are so cute, scooch close.

22:32

She's my sister and that feels

22:35

well, she's you know what, But tonight

22:37

she's your prom day, isn't she? Because

22:39

somebody didn't ask someone soon

22:42

enough, so someone's got

22:44

his older sister going as

22:46

his prom day. Yes, sir, okay,

22:49

And if we could just agree

22:51

that we're going to be home by ten thirty. I

22:54

have court very early in the morning. Your

22:56

sister is a is a very important

22:59

lawyer. Now, she's a very important lawyer.

23:01

You gotta get her home early so that she

23:03

can she's working on some cases. Okay,

23:06

you guys in the same didn't you guys? Were

23:08

you in class together so

23:10

you ended up being a photographer and you're

23:13

hello, huh. Some

23:16

of us don't do as well in school, okay,

23:18

some of them. This is not about us.

23:20

This is not about this family unit.

23:23

This is about you two scooching close

23:25

together so I can get a good

23:27

picture. But

23:29

you two knew each other, so I'm asking, yeah,

23:33

yes, yes, we knew each other. We

23:35

knew each other. Is that what you asked?

23:37

Are you? Are you gonna bring this up? That that

23:40

that that the old man failed out

23:42

of failed out of law school again?

23:44

Is that what we're gonna keep bringing up? No,

23:46

I just thought, Okay, we're gonna score, We're

23:48

gonna scooch closer for a picture. Yeah.

23:51

No's but you two were you were friends?

23:53

Right, Yeah,

24:01

I'm a little lost. I'm not gonna lie.

24:03

I'm a little lost. Kevin's

24:06

Yes, we were friends. We

24:08

were classmates, we were a father

24:10

daughter, we were everything. It

24:13

was a crazy

24:16

thing that happened. And would

24:18

someone else use a time machine in a different

24:20

way? He

24:24

check out Thompson. He brought a sister mom

24:26

the prom again every

24:29

year. Man,

24:31

I no matter, no

24:35

matter how many times we go over

24:37

all the mystery and intrigue

24:40

in that family, I still cannot wrap

24:42

my head around the full situation.

24:45

You know, he shouldn't have. That was a

24:47

bad way to do time travel, because look,

24:50

I have these gills now because of what he did.

24:52

All right, he messed up the timeline.

24:54

Now I got gills, and he's at the problem

24:57

with the system. Mom. Yeah, but I guess

24:59

you know it? Is it like maybe you've always

25:01

had gills, and you

25:03

know, it's just like this is the way it's supposed to happen,

25:06

you know, because if time is a loop, then

25:09

you're just supposed to have girls, right, Yeah,

25:11

I guess you're right. I don't remember a time when I didn't have

25:13

gils. Okay,

25:17

okay, look after

25:19

this dance, I'm gonna hop back into that machine and

25:22

make some different choices. But before I do, I

25:24

need some clarification. I thought you

25:27

were my sister, and

25:29

you and you okay, and you

25:32

were just a guy taking pictures, and I was trying to

25:34

establish that you two probably knew each other from before.

25:36

Wait wait, wait, wait, wait. First of all, let's

25:40

just say this. We talked

25:42

about this. You were not supposed to keep the

25:44

time machine. Nevertheless, bring

25:46

it to your prompt to bring pographer.

25:50

Yes, I thought you were my sister both.

25:54

I know it's a

25:56

little wonky, but it's true.

25:59

It's Senior da Vinci.

26:01

I see these plans you made

26:04

for the time of machine. But I wonder,

26:06

Senor da Vinci, do you think do

26:09

you think this could several hundred

26:11

years from now getting used

26:13

in a kind of a wonky way, like

26:16

incorrectly, like like it could

26:18

mess up with the family relationships.

26:21

I don't know if we should have been messing with the spacetime

26:23

and continue and miss my point. Senor

26:25

DaVinci, Okay, who is

26:27

the master? Giuseppe? You you,

26:30

Senor DaVinci, Master. We all

26:32

know you're the master. Let me

26:34

let me ask you. Did you make it a Vietrovian

26:36

man? Yes, I make it a Trouvian man. His arms

26:38

are above his head, his arms to the side, his arms on the bottom,

26:41

his legs spread whide, his legs closer together.

26:43

I drew out the Vitruvian man, just as

26:45

you asked me to. Or do you mean did I

26:47

come up with the concept? Did

26:49

you come up with the guns? No? I

26:52

know you came up with the concept. Okay,

26:57

alright, So I think I'm a time

26:59

of in. Is gonna work? Justify

27:02

just I know it? It will work. It that's the problem.

27:06

It's a photographer. Yeah,

27:10

I think we're we're getting a little lost

27:13

here. Yeah, tell me where I

27:16

mean? Yeah, I'm a photographer.

27:19

I was. I assumed

27:21

you knew I was your father? Yes,

27:24

they call him dad, don't that

27:29

That's what That's what was confusing

27:31

me. Well, you see, I saw

27:33

this at the at the prom, at

27:36

the gymnasium itself. Not

27:41

we are right now dancing.

27:44

Yeah, but look they're

27:46

still trying to work it out. They don't even

27:48

know themselves. It's that confused,

27:51

it really is. Hey, you might splashing some water

27:53

on me. I'm being tired. Yeah,

27:56

you breathe, you breathe water.

27:58

That's that's how it works. You're fishman.

28:01

So the assam was that my father was at

28:03

the actual problem and not at I

28:05

wouldn't understand the stairway picture

28:08

in the home. Okay, Okay,

28:10

okay, I gotta stop a things right

28:12

here. Sorry, yes, yes, don't

28:15

don't freak out. Oh my gosh,

28:20

I'm a Leonardo da Vinci. Holy

28:22

hell. Okay, it wasn't

28:24

never supposed to get this way. Okay,

28:28

are you alive? Are you an apparition?

28:32

No? No, I'm a hearing What is this? Two?

28:36

Yes? Yeah? In

28:38

in the United States

28:40

of America, Okay,

28:44

in a California, Okay,

28:47

in a Los Angeles. This

28:51

is amazing, all

28:54

right, Mr Gail, Mrs

28:57

Amacas, Mr Spielberg, We've got some notes

28:59

on your first aff for Back to the Future.

29:02

H We're gonna keep the prom setting. We

29:05

like that, and we're gonna keep

29:07

the mom relationship,

29:10

but we're not going to make it as complicated as you

29:12

did. We're not gonna put a sister part in. Well

29:14

really, yeah, that's not really tracking

29:16

for us, because

29:19

I mean, the whole idea of a guy having to

29:21

take his sister to

29:23

the prom, but the

29:25

photographer is also his dad,

29:29

and the dad here's the important. The

29:31

important is the dad and sister were

29:33

friends. All

29:37

Right, I'm gonna think of all the complications

29:40

that that will ensue. So

29:45

let me ask you a question. Is there a

29:48

scenario where I hop back in that sheet machine

29:50

and when I come back, you're not my mom or my sister,

29:52

but you're just my straight up prom date. This

29:57

is a creepy question. The way

29:59

that you're looking at me, it seems

30:01

like you don't want me to be your family

30:03

anymore, and that I

30:06

don't like that. Listen, the

30:08

only person who can go you should

30:11

be carrying this around. This isn't your

30:13

time machine. Okay, your father

30:15

photographer and I found

30:18

it together when we were on our honeymoon.

30:20

It's not yours

30:23

to tote around, and it's not yours to go

30:25

into. We are the ones who went into

30:27

it, and we are the only ones who could go back.

30:31

Fine, if

30:33

Leonardo was right, these

30:37

are the rules, he told me. What

30:40

are you saying, Mom's this? I'm

30:44

I mean, I'm just saying it's

30:47

all kind of a wash, right, Like

30:49

it's all just hypothetical. Zone really

30:51

knows

30:52

what if I punched Dad

30:54

right now? You

30:57

just punched him, but not really

31:00

kicked out of the prom. You're

31:02

lucky that's turned out for what's playing,

31:04

and you're lucky about that. So

31:06

tell me again which one is the carnitas

31:09

and the which one is the carne asada?

31:12

Because of that, they all taste amazing to

31:14

me, Mr da Vinci.

31:16

If you've just been standing next to us with

31:18

this buffet plate the whole time. Look,

31:22

I look out and there's like a there's like a

31:24

taco truck on the every corner here.

31:27

Yes, it's California, it's Los Angeles.

31:29

Incredible, you have this available everything.

31:31

You have ruined our family.

31:35

Hey, Mike, it's me, your

31:37

neighbor. I know we don't

31:40

hang out a lot lately

31:42

because you know, I got that time machine thing, so I've

31:44

been like leaving stuff and checking things

31:46

out. But I miss you, dude. Yeah.

31:49

Man, uh yeah, I miss

31:52

hanging with you too. How's life

31:54

in the real world? That's

31:56

all right? Um,

31:59

you know my

32:02

gils disappeared? What

32:04

does that mean? Did I do that? Probably?

32:07

But that did I ever have them?

32:10

Yeah? Good question. Could you just

32:12

like just stay put,

32:15

you know, like, let's

32:17

just ride our bikes around, you know, let's

32:20

just play video games and drink bound

32:22

dude and has some Mike and Ike and and

32:25

just speak kids again.

32:27

You know, it sounds nice. You

32:29

know what, Maybe

32:31

we should destroy that stupid machine. So I'm

32:34

never tempting. No one else has ever tempted again,

32:37

all right, but maybe take Da Vinci back

32:40

first. I don't know he buys

32:42

his he could buy his beer, right sir, Hey

32:47

you want the beer, I get you beer. And see that's kind

32:49

of cool. Yeah, you're right, keep them around. I'll keep

32:51

him around. But smash smash this machine

32:54

and just get back to being kids. Yeah,

32:57

let's do it. There's

32:59

also n as a nobody cares that

33:01

that mcgay here. It's it's

33:03

really it's a really wonderful.

33:06

Yeah no, it's not a problem. Not a problem,

33:08

not in United

33:11

States, California, Los

33:13

Angeles. But

33:15

you're saying else where. Listen,

33:18

sometimes things can go straight up completely

33:20

Texas and then it gets like sideways. But we don't want

33:22

to get into that. Uh,

33:25

sweetie bro, are

33:27

you trying to tell me your friend wants to be a normal

33:29

kid? And that and he said that means

33:31

what Mike and Ikes Mountain

33:34

dew video games, riding

33:36

bikes. Probably a backwards

33:39

hatter two okay? And and

33:41

and you think that he's from

33:44

because it sounds like that's

33:46

a time traveler. Wait

33:49

what well he gave me this Rubik's

33:51

cuban is slinky? Does that mean anything to you?

33:54

Uh? Yeah, sweetie bro,

33:56

it really does. What is it? What?

33:58

What time is he freeting? Incredibly

34:01

eighties? Incredibly eighties?

34:05

I mean, Mike and Ikes are here, but my god, you really

34:07

have the search to find him and no one likes

34:09

well that that that's okay. We wrote it. We wrote

34:11

it in the eighties. Uh

34:14

we we just you know, the the

34:16

the studios at the time didn't have the balls

34:19

to make the story that we wanted to tell. Now

34:22

now that we've sent ourselves to two

34:24

So I'm still Steven

34:27

Spielberg, but I'm in two thousand

34:29

twenty two, But I want to make the movie now.

34:31

With you guys. Is

34:35

that is that confusing? Um?

34:37

Could we could we updated? Um?

34:40

I see that you did a second draft in the nineties

34:42

where POGs make a big appearance. But

34:45

could we just make us make a current I'll make

34:47

it a lot easier. And

34:50

please ignore the fact that that Bob's meckis

34:52

has gills. Now we don't somehow

34:55

that happened along the way. Uh?

34:57

But we and no and no

35:00

version of the timeline did we hook up? We were always

35:02

just friends. We were always just friends. Senora

35:05

da Vinci, you're back. I've

35:07

been so worried about you. The

35:11

workshop is not to be in the same since

35:13

since you left. What what are

35:15

you eating? I

35:17

had so many street tacos? What

35:20

is the street tacos? That's our second

35:22

see

35:28

see three comes to us

35:30

from listener Todd Tambling

35:32

suggestion convention for

35:35

people who are bad at parking

35:37

regards Todd, Oh,

35:41

I want to go into Uh. I want to go see

35:44

that booth. Oh yeah,

35:46

that booth for the people that just

35:48

park a teensy bit in the red. Hi

35:52

there, How can I help you? Hi? Um?

35:54

I was really interested about possibly parking

35:56

a little bit in the red And

35:59

how I can get away with it. Sure, So we

36:01

have brochures here as you can see

36:03

there. It gives you some diagrams. And

36:05

basically what we're doing is we're not breaking

36:08

the law. We're just breaking

36:10

the law, you know, piecing people off

36:13

sometimes and that's fine too. Yeah,

36:15

sometimes that is fine because no one, no

36:18

one can really know what

36:20

true happiness is if they don't experience

36:23

true rage. Wow, we

36:25

should write that down. I should wear a slogan here. Oh

36:28

my gosh, do you need I mean, I

36:30

haven't worked in years? Well,

36:32

then no, they know what I

36:35

don't need somebody who hasn't worked in years, and

36:37

then don't use my slogan. That's

36:41

my intellectual property. I'm

36:44

useful and I'm valuable in this world, and

36:46

someone someone's going to recognize

36:49

that one day. I didn't

36:51

mean to be disrespectful. Um,

36:54

why don't I go over a couple of the benefits

36:56

for parking tincy tiny and to

36:59

the red um. One benefit

37:01

is, um,

37:04

I can see your man. I'm

37:07

in a bad mood. Now. I'm in a bad mood.

37:09

Now, okay, how

37:13

can we fix this? Have you? Okay? There

37:17

are so many other places to go at

37:21

tension Convention ears the

37:23

following license plates are

37:26

being towed for illegally being parked

37:28

in front of the building. Yes,

37:35

that's me. Excuse

37:39

me, miss, you look pretty angry.

37:42

Would you like to check out some of our literature. This

37:44

is for people that park

37:46

way over to the left side, kind of between

37:49

the lines. M hmm.

37:51

I'm not even understanding that. I'm

37:54

someone who parks perpendicular in a parallel

37:57

So well, this is for when

37:59

there's a spot with two lines clearly up

38:03

and you put way over on one side or the other

38:05

side. Really like now,

38:08

I understand straddling the line. Yes,

38:11

straddling for the straddlers. We

38:13

should write that down straddling. Yeah,

38:15

it's a great slogan. Actually, Um, if

38:17

you're looking for someone who can can

38:19

do that, I happen to be between

38:21

jobs. Oh,

38:24

I mean we're You've got four pamphlet

38:26

guys right now, and I don't I mean three

38:28

of them are my nephews. I can't really let them go,

38:31

but thank you. Sure.

38:33

I mean, any any workforce could um benefit

38:36

from having a woman, So think

38:39

about it. Hey,

38:41

hey, you're coming over to my booth, coming

38:44

over to my booth. Um, I gotta go, but

38:46

any turn around, turn around turn around,

38:49

turn around, turn around to back

38:51

it up? Okay

38:54

okay left or

38:59

back to the right, straight straight it

39:01

out, straight it out, okay, forward,

39:04

okay, okay, back it up. Shoot, okay,

39:07

back it up to the right, the

39:09

right, strain it up,

39:11

straight up, all right, okay, back

39:13

it up? Okay, okay,

39:17

good right, good? Who

39:20

I haven't gotten that right? Safer

39:23

to back in? It's safer to and

39:25

then you can and then you can just get right out. I

39:27

love a convention that has like

39:29

a physical fitness element to it.

39:32

It really gives you extra energy to keep going

39:34

for the day. Yeah,

39:37

yes, and I love it so much. It

39:45

uh it's going Okay,

39:50

there's no need to bark, all right. Sorry,

39:52

I'm just so excited. I think I just got a job.

39:56

Oh yeah, I haven't

39:59

worked in years. Um doing

40:01

slogan for that guy he kind of said

40:03

no. But I feel like I really gave him, you

40:05

know, a bit of a of a

40:07

of a stab and a twist to really

40:10

uh convince him to take to take

40:12

me on. So I'm feeling pretty good, and I'm

40:14

feeling and you know,

40:16

invariated out. Sorry

40:21

I left. I left

40:24

a while ago. I

40:27

was sitting here, I heard everything you said. Great.

40:32

Um, yeah, I'm just I'm just

40:34

looking at my my my maps from

40:36

the uh the convention. Your boy, they made

40:38

this real confusing with all the one

40:41

way pathways. You know what, I'm just gonna

40:43

go the opposite direction, get

40:46

where I'm going faster. You

40:47

uh, you look real familiar to me.

40:50

Um, you're not, are

40:53

you the Are you a lady that has that intellectual

40:55

property about not

40:58

knowing true happiness unless you've own true

41:00

rage? Yes,

41:03

well I've got your

41:06

intellectual property right here. Will you

41:08

sign it for me. I'm

41:10

a huge fan of your work. I

41:14

would be happy to This

41:16

is so, this is amazing because

41:18

really you changed my life, like I

41:21

know true happiness Right now, I

41:23

am a fucking rage monster.

41:25

I've killed hundreds and it's all thanks

41:28

to you. I just gotta

41:30

say, it's a real, real, real treat

41:32

to meet you. Wow, it

41:34

is very special to meet

41:36

you. It is very I'm

41:39

sorry for you to have that experience.

41:41

Um, but I'm happy that you're able to sorry.

41:44

On the other side of the storm cloud,

41:46

all the storm cloud is the rainbow.

41:49

This is great. Rage has made

41:51

me so happy. In fact, I think

41:53

I'm just gonna go outside with this old

41:55

safe I found to drop it on as many

41:57

cars as I can. Attention

42:02

conventioners, Attention

42:05

convention ears. It

42:08

is now time for the panel discussion. Please

42:10

make your way to the auditorium. Please

42:13

make your way to the auditorium. Excuse

42:16

me, part of me? Hey,

42:20

hey, hey, sorry,

42:23

I just want to sit. It's

42:28

excuse me. It's just

42:31

there's a panel. It's a panel. We're all

42:33

here for the same fucking panel. Just we're trying

42:35

to get the front. Hey, conventioneers,

42:37

welcome, welcome, welcome. We're

42:43

in these sitting seeds. Stop

42:46

it, I mean this works,

42:48

this works. It does not. I was in this chair.

42:51

It's one chair per person. What are you doing?

42:53

All right? Who's excited? Who's excited?

42:57

Stop? We've got a panel, so

43:00

many owners of souped up sports cars

43:02

who just leave them anywhere they want

43:05

in the parking lot. Let's check in

43:07

with them right now. Hey,

43:11

how's everybody doing? My name is Trip. Uh,

43:16

this is my is my daughter and my

43:19

friend. Hi you.

43:24

I'm cantina Um

43:26

and I'm so happy. I'm so excited to be here.

43:28

Sometimes I do borrow my dad's car. Alright,

43:32

Trip, tell us about your vehicle? What kind

43:34

of is and where you leave it? Uh,

43:37

this is a Lamborghini,

43:40

and uh I leave it wherever the that's

43:43

right. One

43:46

time I drove it into an outdoor mall.

43:49

Just throw it right in hell.

43:52

Yeah, And I punished

43:55

her. I punished her as a daughter, but I

43:57

supported her as a friend. He's my best friend.

43:59

My dad is my best friend. Thanks

44:02

for being here, Tripping Cantina. Everybody

44:08

going on the line. I know you guys

44:11

are excited. Rudolpho is

44:13

here, Rodolpho, Yeah,

44:15

I was. I was fine. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This guy

44:17

just scooched right up next to me. Fine,

44:19

we're fine. We're not fine. This is my seat,

44:22

like I was, I said in the front room because I knew I

44:24

was going to get called on because I'm one of the I'm

44:27

not gonna go. I have a ninety one Lotus. Okay,

44:29

I have a ninety one Lotus? All

44:32

right, Rodolpho, And where do you leave that car? Wherever

44:34

I want? I have an illegal handicapped placard.

44:37

Actually just changed the date on a temporary

44:39

placard, so it looks like I bought myself

44:41

several years by turning the zero to an eight.

44:45

So now it's good until this

44:51

is my Sorry folks, sorry folks,

44:54

you've been doing this panel for

44:56

for thirty one minutes. It's

44:58

a a thirty minute limit. Come up. We were just we

45:00

were just finishing. We were just

45:02

we just we just

45:05

finishing. We were just finishing. Sorry,

45:07

I can't do anything. I can't do anything.

45:12

There's your ticket, officer,

45:15

what kind of what kind of car do you drive? Officer? Drive

45:18

a cop car? And where do you leave it? Wherever?

45:20

The fun? That's right? Yeah,

45:24

wow, oh

45:27

we'll wrap this. We'll wrap

45:29

this up. Guys, thanks for coming. Please go

45:31

back out to the main exhibit. For man,

45:34

what a great panel. That was not

45:37

just on my lap. It's just just

45:39

informative, so informative.

45:43

Hey, uh, do you even think about starting

45:45

a car club? Yeah? Probably

45:48

a part of one. Huh No,

45:51

I mean I have thought of starting one, but I don't know anybody

45:53

that would want to be in a car club with me. I

45:56

just feel like it would be cool to be a part of, like,

45:58

you know, community, every were the only

46:00

two people in the room. Now, can I have the rest of this chair?

46:02

Okay? Okay, okay, okay okay

46:07

okay. So my idea would be like the

46:09

door dingers, the door

46:11

dingers, the door dangers. Oh

46:14

like we just part next to people and smash their

46:16

doors a little. Yeah, you

46:18

know, I maybe I misjudged

46:20

you

46:22

ill be door dingers. I

46:25

think you know, I think excuse

46:27

me? Did you just ding my door? Here

46:29

we go? Yes we did,

46:31

Yes we did, And what of it? We're

46:34

the door dingers. Well,

46:38

I'm gonna have to get your insurance information this huge

46:40

dang on my door. Yes,

46:44

you have to do insurance for a door. It's a door

46:46

dang. What's door dan dang?

46:48

I'm gonna have to get this ding danged

46:53

out? Are you?

46:55

Are you looking to get this ding ding out?

47:00

Gonn it be undang? We can undang, we can dong,

47:02

we can ding out, we can d ding. I

47:04

don't want a dong, Okay, Well, the dong

47:07

is the dong is the lowest model. I wasn't gonna try to pitch you

47:09

on. The Look at the sign over here, Look at the sign over here. You see

47:11

that at the banking, the fifty nine dollars the dong. That's

47:13

fifty nine dollar dong, seventy nine dollar undang,

47:17

a hundred and twenty nine dollar d ding.

47:19

Do you want a d ding and undang or a dong. Now

47:22

if you want to do a dong is two fifty dollars, but

47:24

we only do those for foreign cars. Uh,

47:28

well, I I do have a Mercedes benz

47:31

Um that counts. I'm sorry. I can't tell

47:33

domestic from for and I grew up in Germany, so that to

47:35

me is at domestic dog. Hey,

47:37

danks for coming and get in a second opinion,

47:39

we could definitely beat the prices here and ding

47:41

dong the ding is gone. And

47:44

I came up with that slogan. By the way,

47:46

it's great, it's great. It crought my eye on

47:48

the Yellow Pages, and yes, I still

47:50

use the Yellow Pages. So

47:53

yeah, what they what they want? Seventy nine nine,

47:57

we'll go seventy six nineties

48:00

six the ding ding,

48:02

the ding is gone. The thing

48:04

is that we will be any price by three bucks

48:07

a cantina. Yeah,

48:10

I was thinking, I

48:13

think maybe this relationship ain't working out after all.

48:17

Um,

48:19

okay, I'm

48:24

I don't know. I'm kind of tightening up my driving skills a

48:26

little bit. My parking skills

48:28

are part of my driving skills. I'm

48:30

sorry. Is

48:33

it because you drive your

48:36

car? Well, it's a good

48:38

car. Every time you like you

48:40

can get away with it. You know, it's

48:44

like you cant, We're well,

48:47

I could, I could

48:50

get a lot of trouble whenever

48:53

mind's parked, wherever it looks

48:55

like it's a display and people think,

48:57

like, I wonder if there's going to be a street fair today

48:59

or like some kind of parade. This is probably

49:02

here for a reason. Let me take a picture

49:04

with it instead of you

49:07

know, so yeah, yeah, yeah, you drive

49:09

an You drive your dad's eighty nine Lamborghini.

49:12

I drive eighty nine Lamborghini,

49:14

that's right. And you drive your

49:17

Toyota camera two thousand,

49:20

which is like a fine car. It's

49:23

very reliable and extremely safe

49:25

and it gets good gas mileage.

49:27

But at the end of the day,

49:30

if you're breaking up with me,

49:32

because I'm right into that lambo

49:36

um, just know that my dad's gonna

49:38

be pretty piste. He

49:41

hates when his best friend daughter gets

49:44

dumped on. He's very

49:46

protective. Excuse me,

49:48

sir, is this your two thousand Toyota camera?

49:51

Yes, sir, you just can't leave this wherever the

49:53

funk you want. This is a two thousand Toyota

49:55

camera. You need to move it to that spot over there.

49:58

I'm just parking. I can't park, I can't get right

50:00

here. You can't just leave it here. It's not an

50:02

eighty nine lambo. Okay, it's you

50:05

gotta actually put it in the lines. Who do you

50:07

work for? Exactly? I work for

50:09

Big Car? You

50:12

mother fuck? Okay,

50:15

okay, I see what's going on here? Fine? Yeah?

50:19

Wa when wait when we went wait?

50:21

Wait? Wait? Wait when wa wa?

50:23

Wait? Wit went Daddy?

50:25

I need to talk to you as

50:28

a daughter, as a friend right

50:31

now, I'm going to say friend.

50:34

Let's go friend first. Cool cool

50:36

Okay, So you

50:39

know that I was dating Dustin and

50:41

he was pretty cool, sometimes

50:43

paid for my meals, had a cool

50:45

dick, so I was kind of into it.

50:48

Didn't really make me laugh. But again, the cool

50:50

dick right

50:52

right, sort like plant. He

50:57

he was getting weird over texts, so I could

50:59

tell all that like things were a little off.

51:02

And then he totally dumped

51:04

me. And then he said it was because of my

51:06

my parking and his park

51:08

and he just made it about the cars. And it's just making

51:10

me feel like do I

51:13

need to Oh

51:15

it's okay, okay, Because

51:17

I was like, gosh, do I need to change? Like, do I

51:19

need to start

51:21

driving normal, like

51:25

a normal car, or like

51:27

normally? Can

51:30

I can I talk to you with your father for a second?

51:33

Um, yeah, okay, talk to you as my father. I

51:35

know you're gonna apologize to that boy.

51:38

You need to apologize to that boy. Kick

51:40

his ass. Sorry,

51:43

I ain't got time for apologies. I got this dolorium

51:46

over here, and I got a promt to get too, so

51:48

I will catch you later. Did

51:55

you guys see that time travel with the cool dick?

51:58

Yeah? I used to date him.

52:00

That's our show. Oh,

52:06

thank you everyone for playing Cole st and

52:09

thank you for joining us today. Where

52:11

can people find you? You can find me on

52:13

I think Instagram is at Stratton, Cole twitters

52:16

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52:18

is non existent. Uh. Go

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to Westside Comedy dot com check out several

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shows Coverts and Friends. Do a TV reunion

52:26

show right now which is really fun, where we reunited

52:28

show that never existed? Um, also

52:30

pretty Pretty Pony first Thursday of the month at

52:32

ten pm. And sketch us dot com

52:35

Hold on real quick, That Cobord show was a really

52:37

really cool concept. We'll just just give to give us

52:39

ten more seconds on the one with that is exactly. I love

52:41

that. So what we do is we get from

52:44

the audience, we get the style of

52:46

show, like the genre, like sci fi western, whatever,

52:48

the year the show premiered, how many

52:50

seasons it ran in the title of the show, and then we do

52:52

a reunion of the cast and crew of it. And

52:54

that's a lot of fun. That is so wild.

52:57

Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. I love that. Craig

53:00

Atkowski, thank you so much for bringing

53:03

the noise and bringing the funk. Good.

53:07

I brought both. Yeah, There's

53:09

been episodes in the past where I've only brought the noise

53:12

and I sometimes

53:15

will bring the phone, but I felt like today I

53:17

did. I brought both. But you would you

53:19

would warn me ahead of time to bring both.

53:21

Absolutely. Uh. Speaking of bringing

53:23

the funk, I saw a video of

53:25

you dancing at a wedding this past weekend,

53:28

and you were fucking bringing

53:30

it. I

53:36

requested it at the time to not be filled.

53:40

Also requested later for it not to be put

53:42

on social media. But you know,

53:45

sometimes, you know, people just go

53:47

against your wishes, and uh, and it gets

53:49

out there and it's it's permanent, it's there,

53:53

and um, yeah, you

53:55

can you can probably see it on

53:58

on my instaf I just I just like that both

54:00

of your requests were just ignored

54:02

completely. Don't don't video,

54:04

don't post, Jackie d Ruthy, thank

54:07

you so much for being here. Where can

54:09

we find you? I'm at Jackie

54:11

d Ruthy on Instagram. Craig.

54:14

You know, sometimes people are proud of you and they

54:16

know that you can't see what

54:18

they see, and

54:21

they wanna they want to raise you

54:23

up in in every talent you have,

54:26

whether you acknowledge it or not. Um,

54:28

I'm at Jackie d Ruthie, And

54:31

gosh is it early to say this, but I'm going to

54:33

I don't care. It's almost Uh, the

54:35

spring is turning into summer.

54:38

And I don't know when this episode is coming out,

54:41

certainly not certainly,

54:43

probably not in June. But if it does, guess

54:45

what's next month? Why? It's Christmas

54:47

in July. I co host The Most

54:49

Wonderful Pot of the Year And yes

54:52

we do a quick month

54:54

stint in July and review

54:57

for great movies.

55:00

Uh to laugh at? So uh

55:02

watch out watch out for that. Yeah,

55:06

never too early to plug that. Never, It's never

55:08

too early because I'm thinking about Christmas

55:10

and July all the time. That's right, that's

55:13

right, Mark Gagliardi, thank you so much

55:15

for being here. Where can we find you? Uh,

55:17

it's a delight as always to be

55:19

here, my friend. If you want to find

55:22

me online, just google

55:24

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55:29

and you will find where I'm doing

55:31

all my shows. We got this with Mark and Hall on

55:34

Maximum Fun, Blood and Treasure. Anything

55:36

you want to find out about me, just google Craig

55:38

Atkowski Wedding Dance. You'll find it. Love

55:41

it. Thank you so much, and let's think our engineer

55:43

and producer to the stars, Mr Doug Babe,

55:47

and the fine folks that I heart media.

55:54

I've been your host, Chris Alvarado, and I thank you

55:56

for listening, and until next time, everybody

55:59

as a