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Welcome back to Alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock,

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Yes, that Kevin Pollard. That which

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would I rather? Well, I

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guess I'm gonna go with being Satan's fluffer dear

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pals and gals. By definition, alchemy

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is quote when a person or persons create something through

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a seemingly magical process. Well, during

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a health storm last summer in Missoula, mon town of the idea

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struck what I brought together the right creative

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people and ask them to make stuff up based on

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my own twisted ideas and the nonfertive podcast

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of the seemingly magical process, and

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I would call it alchemy? Is now

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really the time to breed dogs and chickens? Well,

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people in nincom boots. After a bit of

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title tinkering, I'm so very proud

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to present to you another episode, Oh Alchemy.

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This, Let's meet our Alchemist,

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shall you? In no particular order, say hello to Chris Oporado.

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Cree. How will you know when

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you're there? I

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think I think my bank account will let me know.

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It's all about the most so very telling, blow

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the man down. It's greer, greer me

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Seymour, are you hanging? Wait? What

1:03

was my intro. Blow the man down. Yeah,

1:05

okay, oh

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hang um

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fucking loose dude. Okay,

1:14

all right, you want to work blue, that's fine, kicking

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up, slow down your jam. It's Vanessa

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Raglan Venetia. Have you

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been to Australian If so, what surprised

1:23

you? Oh? I have Canberra's boring.

1:27

What I mean, it's the capital

1:29

and it's a little bit boring. But the beautiful

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coast yeah yeah, super

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beautiful fan Yeah. Uh

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well it's Greigkowski toime again. People. Okay,

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cow what's your favorite color? And why isn't

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it c foam?

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It is mine?

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Oh and you come to your certain

1:50

sea foam captain

1:53

yesterday and you've done it again last

1:55

but go screw you. If you think of leash,

1:57

Mr James C Jimmy, can I call you Doctor

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Strange, then we think, wow, that's

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one of my favorite Marvel superheroes.

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Absolutely can. I

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I appreciate if you got to the car now and get

2:10

whatever Doctor Strange app that you have. I'll be right back

2:12

to lock the doors. Lock the doors,

2:15

uh, Raphael, I'd like the sound of someone

2:17

leaving the room, locking the doors and driving away.

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All right. Today's suggestion scene suggestion

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come from your listener. Mail scene

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one was from Cade Smith, who wrote,

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one time I was a witness to a car accident

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which I had to write a witness report for these

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small town cop who was on his first

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week on the job. There was a woman on

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the ground and her husband drove away, yelling

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I don't have insurance. Meanwhile,

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meth lab exploded nearby and

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the cop had to go see about that. He

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left me in charge of the accident scene.

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I collected reports and also helped

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the u D. Also,

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while waiting, a man who

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had his head wrapped up in gauze

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approached me and asked if

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I needed a witness uh to

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do what happened because he saw

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the whole thing, apparently through gause.

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So I finished up reports, slapped the

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back of the ambulance, convinced the cop

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that the other person was the car

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was totaled, and then went back to

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college. Oh we

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now take you, Yes, Kate, that's

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Kate Smith. We now take you to the

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What would you like to have in the temperature or start the timer?

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I thought that maybe the timer would be very

3:34

helpful. You all have

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phones. Thanks for not taking in

3:40

my face. All right,

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we'll take you to that accent or something like it.

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Stephanie, get in my office right now, Stephanie,

3:50

I'm here. How long have you been on this police force?

3:52

Have been upwards of umpteen

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days? Teen days exactly. We're

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not sure. In fact, I'm even sure you're on the books here.

3:59

I'm on the books. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm

4:01

on the books. I'm looking through the record

4:03

here. You seem wrote your name

4:05

in everywhere I did, okay, using red ink.

4:08

Okay, that's not what we do here. I'm

4:10

sorry. Yeah, you should be stuff. Okay,

4:12

you should be. Are you

4:15

mad about the other night? Or yeah? I am

4:17

mad about the other night? All right, you came into my house. I

4:19

seven did it with my family. Okay. You can't just come

4:21

up with me and just say I got a new case, sergeant.

4:23

All right, but you'd be happy for me, I'm not.

4:25

I am happy. Yes, I'm happy for you. But these

4:28

cases, I feel you're just coming up with them. You

4:30

meet people on the street, I'm finding

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them, you're finding Okay,

4:35

let me just go through some of these cases and you. Okay, let's

4:37

here we go. Okay.

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Elderly woman on Elk Street, you said

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that she was mugged, all right, she was.

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She was attacked by some dire wolves or such. All

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right, that's what it looks like. What it looks

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like. It was her dog. It was her Yorkshire

4:51

bitter and ankle ran away. We

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failed the animal. Okay,

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that one case is closed, Yes,

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Stephanie, let's do another one here. Streets

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are getting safer. So there was a bank heist. I

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did say that a gentleman lost fifteen dollars.

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That's correct. Okay, that's not a bank heist, is

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it. It's not was

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he was near the bank, Okay,

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on the same block as the bank,

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alright, where two weeks ago, a few

5:18

suspicious things were seen, including

5:20

someone tagging a building. Someone. Someone

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was tagging a building, So that seems

5:25

like a clue to a bank eist.

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Someone was tagging a building. There was a clue to

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the bank. That's what I put together.

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Okay, well, hold on, go on. This is interesting about this. So

5:36

I was on my morning jog and

5:39

I saw a young miss Grant. I

5:41

wanted to say any more than that, but like he

5:43

could tell he was bad by just looking at

5:45

him, five around him.

5:48

I don't want to describe him because I feel no I

5:50

feel like that's like, you know, crossing one

5:53

we need a description of because I can't play into

5:55

stereotypes. You know what, who

5:57

was? It was a man, a boy, it was male?

6:00

Okay, it was to my feeling,

6:02

I don't know. I mean that feels like who am

6:04

I to say? You have to say you are

6:06

a police officer? Okay? Well I the

6:09

human um was you

6:11

know, ish around

6:13

my tight? But you could just tell

6:15

shifty. Okay, you know what I'm putting

6:18

you. Manetti on this case? Manetti, get in here, Manetti,

6:21

Yeah, all right, Manetti and Stephanie you're on this

6:23

case. No, I don't want to walk with her. Look, Manetti,

6:26

I don't give a god damn, you got sixteen. Oh

6:31

it's not great for you. It's not great for me. I

6:34

don't care who it's great for. It's gonna be great for

6:36

the city. You got that. Yes, I get the hell

6:38

out of here. I do not don't talk to the captain. I'm

6:40

the sergeant. Remembered that, Okay, sargeant

6:42

only ownly. The captain

6:44

has been weird. All right, let's go, No,

6:47

Manetti, let's go. Fine, I'm

6:50

driving, all right, Oh interesting, I'll be I'll

6:52

be driving as well. Right beside you. I'll do

6:54

a follow up. Yeah, who's driving?

6:57

You know what? Neither of you are driving? Take

6:59

the segway. I

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call Francis. What's

7:04

going on? You too? Leaving? Leaving for a case.

7:07

Yes, let

7:10

me in on it. Huh oh captain, um,

7:12

you know what? There's there's us scones

7:15

in the breakroom. Scones. Yeah,

7:17

I wish we could tell you about the Oh, is there clotted

7:19

cream? I think that they were

7:21

bringing some clotted strawberries. I only like

7:24

to have the traditional British right, of course,

7:26

you do, you anglophile. Proud

7:28

of both of you. Thank you. Well,

7:31

we gotta we gotta, we gotta, we gotta skip.

7:34

Let go on my shoulders. Sorry,

7:36

my wife is all

7:40

right. Good luck. These

7:45

segways ain't too bad? What

7:50

the segways ain't too bad? He

7:52

was? I don't want to describe him.

7:56

Okay, wait

7:59

wait wait wait, low down, slow down, slow down slow

8:01

look look look look it up. Look over there

8:04

a cat. No,

8:06

no, I'm talking about the man's heavy cat.

8:09

The man behind them with the gun. Oh

8:14

all right, he looks suspicious. You

8:16

get down from that damn tree right now. I'll shoot

8:18

you in the eye. Get down from the tree. Get

8:21

down from the What did I say, Sammy,

8:23

get down from the tree. Who wants

8:25

treats or a bullet in the eye?

8:27

What's it gonna be? Backup? Definitely

8:30

called soft treats bold

8:33

and let's

8:35

go over this again, my god, tasty

8:38

treats, bold and the eye. You

8:40

want to take one like Mawgreen and the guyfathers. I was

8:42

telling me, Sammy, because that's what's gonna happen. I'm

8:45

gonna shoot you, all right. This is not a joke. You

8:47

got up there by yourself. Clearly you need to get

8:49

down by yourself. I ain't climbing

8:51

up. Should we shoot him? Draw your firearm?

8:54

Do you not understand when

8:57

I say it's food time? You seem to understand me? Just

8:59

all right? So now I'm saying, get down from a damn tree.

9:03

What was that I'm going in, sir?

9:07

Sir? Yeah, that's freeze

9:10

dried coffee. What

9:12

the fun is going on with astronaut? He's

9:14

an astronaut? Yeah,

9:16

but your

9:19

hair, your well, you have a gun that it's not

9:22

a gun. What it is that it's a water

9:24

hose. I'm trying to get my cat down from

9:26

a tree. And I was going to shoot him in the eye

9:28

with the water hose. Alright, sir. And then you

9:30

too showed up on what bicycles would know

9:32

by a wheels? What are these? What

9:36

does that? What does that mean? Um? We gotta propel

9:38

it with our own to talk to this guy. Alright,

9:40

Lieutenant Garrett, here I was called for back

9:43

up. There's a man with a gun. Yeah,

9:47

there's a hose connected to that nozzle.

9:49

Yeah, it's a lieutenant. Squeezeutenant,

9:52

I'm think

9:54

I'm losing. What are you doing?

9:57

I'm having put your gun? No, no,

9:59

I I don't think i'm fit anymore.

10:02

Captin Sorry, Lieutenant

10:05

Manettie get ahold yourself. Stephanie, are you

10:07

okay? I'm great. Still worried

10:09

about the cat. Could anyone please help me get the cat

10:11

down? I mean if you tried like a kitty

10:14

kitty kitty kind of thing. What is that? You

10:16

know you got kitty don't? The

10:19

cat's name is Sammy. It's gonna reply.

10:23

I've worked with cats for you. Kitty

10:26

kitty kitty kitty in

10:31

ing. Hey, Sam,

10:33

I need a I need a sandwich place. Hey,

10:36

one of my specialty sandwiches. Sam.

10:39

You ever you

10:42

ever have a day where you just feel

10:44

off. No, because every

10:46

day I got open the shop at six am

10:49

and make sandwiches all day. It's

10:51

a great life and I'm feeding my family. Look

10:53

at you, Sam, m hmm, I

10:56

ain't doing so hot. Uh huh.

11:00

Today I almost shot a man who

11:02

was carrying a water hose. I

11:04

I asked my partner to dry her gun. You

11:08

want the mootsarel, you have the mood. Sixteen

11:13

days I have left? H just

11:17

what why are you? Why is everybody in this dinner

11:19

laughing at me? Face?

11:26

These guys Mozarella's

11:33

good old. Can somebody play a tiny violet?

11:37

I'm losing my mind.

11:41

I thought i'd find you here, Lieutenant.

11:46

You've only got sixteen days left. You gotta

11:48

pull yourself together. I don't know, I don't

11:50

know if I can exposition this

11:53

is This is a private matter with police

11:55

department. Yeah, you're in a public space, Shay,

12:00

sammy Les, get the roots, all right, get

12:02

the roots. Take it easy on the school to pay

12:04

you man Eddie. Why do you come to this deli

12:07

all the time? Well? Sam is uh,

12:09

he is a source of comfort for

12:11

me. It seems like they specifically harass

12:14

you, but it's like cheers, like

12:16

the anti cheers. Yeah, it's really

12:18

like the anti cheers. These guys are jeering

12:20

you. Yeah, you want you

12:23

want you, you want your sandwich? Cutting half like

12:25

much respect

12:29

this this this My grandmother was tasted

12:34

like that. No,

12:39

man, you don't deserve this holy

12:44

ship. Come on, a fine police

12:46

officer, he's sixteen days from retirement.

12:49

You know what, give me a sandwich for free.

12:52

Maybe, yeah, you know, in

12:54

the honor of your service and whatnot, use

12:56

the sandwich and then

12:59

go get your I'm let's

13:04

get out of let's get out of here. Changing,

13:06

changing, Pappa, Sam, Pappa Sama?

13:10

What what is it? Tino? Papa? What

13:13

is it? Tino? Hungry? You

13:16

as feed us your feeds?

13:18

Papa? You didn't

13:20

give a one no sandwiches today. I

13:22

gave away a sandwich. Yeah, I'm

13:28

so sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't know. I didn't make

13:30

any money. Swich

13:39

where we get what

13:47

happens? It looks like this, uh,

13:50

this family, this Italian sandwich film got

13:52

right over. What are you talking about? I'm talking

13:54

about a crime scene here? Sorry,

13:57

everything, do you need a witness? Jesus

13:59

Christy, it's

14:02

not a lot of guys. If you've seen. How about your head

14:04

on it last week? A

14:08

way opposite opposite

14:12

had a little too much played the

14:16

whole thing you did. Yeah, okay,

14:18

so what exactly happened? You want to get at your notepad?

14:21

Maybe maybe we don't have to yell each other, but maybe

14:23

we both time. You

14:26

do the right and I do the listening. I'm just saying

14:28

that we both can do this. Do

14:30

the listening. We both do listening. Okay, I have to listen

14:32

to write it down. Hey, lieutenant, I

14:35

just got uh, I just see here

14:37

on my phone a car drove

14:40

through sam sandwich shot. Yeah, that sandwich

14:42

shot that they treated you like. And now everyone,

14:45

everyone there's dead. Yeah exactly

14:47

that could have been me. Were you thinking that should

14:50

happen? Who are you? Sir? I'm just wow.

14:53

This is a private police I

14:57

thought it was. Okay, okay, what's

14:59

going on? Everyone? I think I can help with what

15:01

the fun is going? One?

15:03

Tennant? You have this under control? I got it, Captain,

15:06

Okay, Actually, Minetti, here's feeling bad?

15:10

Captain? It's fine. Um, why don't there's fresh

15:13

blueberry? Um?

15:17

What's British? What's fresh

15:19

blueberry? That

15:22

sounds wonderful. I think my son

15:24

doesn't understand me. You

15:27

really know how to work with him pretty well. Oh

15:30

it's no problem. I have a really

15:32

bonker's family. But

15:34

Eddie, back to what you were saying, I'm just saying I

15:37

thought about the car driving happened.

15:40

Oh I was, I was. I was there moments

15:43

before and then and then I

15:45

talked. You think you were

15:47

saved for purpose. I think

15:50

we should have got You're

15:52

sixteen days out. You want to

15:54

extend. I want to extend,

15:57

you want to extend. I want to be seven

16:00

teen days lieutenant. Oh alright,

16:05

everybody calmed down. I

16:07

just got you, I just got you. Holy

16:10

just spending four hours this

16:12

one. I think my first I

16:15

uh matter of business should be to figure out

16:17

what happened over at Sam's. Sure alright?

16:20

And also on the case, where am I still in

16:22

the bankais or the tagging guy? What do you

16:24

guys want me on? I've been finding cases

16:26

everywhere, the tagging

16:28

suge but around the thing. This is what's gonna go down,

16:31

all right, this is what's gonna happen. Stephanetti,

16:33

I want both of you to go deal with that temple case

16:36

way, don't fall in love? Yeah,

16:39

anyway, some occult ship going down there,

16:41

apparently trying to raise the dead. Random

16:43

gentleman and lieutenant. I want you too to

16:45

go down and check out the Sam issue. Okay,

16:48

captain, Captain please in

16:50

the other room drinking right,

16:53

Captain, just stay in there, all right, the

16:55

gap Captain. Let's

17:05

go to scene too, shall we. This one, weirdly

17:08

also requested by Kate Smith.

17:10

He had a couple of good ones. Yeah,

17:15

maybe not assumed that he could

17:17

be today.

17:21

I was thinking today Smith, Uh,

17:25

far less details than his first

17:27

one. He simply suggests

17:29

the writer's room at the

17:32

w w E headquarters where

17:34

they can come up with wrestler names

17:36

and backstories for the wrestlers. And

17:38

then I would add, maybe add to this that

17:40

perhaps once the names

17:43

and backstories have been created in the writer's

17:45

room, that they interview a couple of potential

17:48

people to portrays said created

17:50

WWE wrestlers. We take

17:52

you there. Now, I'm

17:56

just spitballing. I

17:59

think everything needs a hot flat How

18:02

about this flat feet flat feet

18:05

story? Well, let's let's let's toss it

18:08

around. Is a military dodger? Oh

18:11

no, that's interesting drama.

18:14

He got dodge based on his flat feet.

18:16

He had flat feet and couldn't serve. But

18:19

is that a hero that the kids are going to really? Yeah,

18:23

the villains gotta have the villains flat feet

18:26

and it comes out and he has trouble walking. I

18:28

think we should probably get it to get the heart of

18:31

his motivation. Though, what are you thinking?

18:33

Is the flat feet leading him to villainy or

18:35

is it merely a fatal

18:37

flaw? I mean, Randolph, basically, that's what I

18:40

was saying. But now with your accident, everyone's going to give

18:42

you credit saying, yeah, Bill Shakespeare, why don't you take

18:44

it from here? Okay? So

18:47

flat Feet has a tragic backstory

18:50

starting with starting with the death

18:52

of his parents at an early age

18:54

that he witnessed, that he witnessed. Did

18:57

he do it? Perhaps we can leave

18:59

that ambiguity, but we will have

19:01

to make that decision down the line. Right,

19:04

Maybe the hero of the wrestler finds out and brings

19:06

it into the ring and absolutely killed your parents.

19:09

So it grows up with a lot of pain, Yes,

19:12

yes, a lot of pain, a lot of pain. Never

19:14

went to school, but big

19:17

inheritance? Did he get a big inheritance? Yes?

19:19

It feels like Batman. I'm gonna be honest with you. It's

19:22

starting to feel a little Bruce Wayne, Yes, did

19:24

Batman draft touch? I

19:27

don't know for paid himself

19:29

out of that? I'm sure he was very

19:32

wealthy. You can't pay yourself out of the draft.

19:34

Men, do you want to look that up for us? Place on

19:36

it? Thank you many. Wait

19:39

a second, so I'll take a second. Did Batman

19:42

was Bruce Wayne to draft? Draft that?

19:44

He was? Well? Look at that, look at that. It's

19:46

been done. Well, I'm just not

19:49

sure that they have Batman. And where are you from?

19:51

Well, just London? Yeah,

19:54

do they have Batman in London? Yes? They

19:56

do. Okay, well they didn't have no excuse? Okay,

19:59

was platiarism. We've got to watch. Look,

20:02

I apologize every time I propose a new

20:04

character. It's the Batman

20:06

backstory. And listen,

20:09

this is a safe room, all right, So there's no

20:11

bad ideas. Let's get off flatfoot.

20:13

Let's go on to another one. Jim,

20:15

Jim, you had an idea. I got an idea. All right. This

20:17

guy is called the snake King,

20:20

good name name, Snake King.

20:23

Alright, what's gonna happen is we're gonna take

20:25

this guy. We're gonna a woman where we don't know. Yeah, right,

20:27

but King could be what and we're

20:29

gonna, you know, sow live snakes

20:32

into their skin, right, so they're gonna be part

20:34

of their finishing move. You want the snakes

20:36

under the skin? No, no, no, on top outside, kind

20:38

of like medusable hanging offto snakes.

20:41

Snakes hanging off the skin, live snakes,

20:43

Mandy, can you please? You can't do it? Of

20:45

course you can't know, you can't, so snakes on

20:48

someone? Stop? Have you ever talked

20:50

to Peter? Have you ever been on a call with They're

20:52

going to eat you a lot? I'm sure that they're not, because

20:56

I'm they're not gonna eat me, Mandy.

20:59

Anybody got snakes hanging off him? No?

21:04

If he could have some sort of utility belt that

21:06

would like that. We

21:09

just want to recap a quick recap here. So

21:11

we have a flat foot snake

21:14

king. Prior to that we had Meterman

21:17

and uh say

21:20

what you say it's embarrassing. No, it's

21:22

not embarrassing. There's nothing embarrassing about the human

21:25

body. Okay, and the

21:27

big butt boy, I

21:29

think we should go back there big butt boy

21:32

just for a second, because

21:35

Bill, you said he was going to knock people down with his big

21:37

butt and he had that old man is

21:39

the Yes, yes, he has a butler

21:41

who works with him. I see like

21:43

that and uh, and then he'll go into

21:46

the butt cave and

21:50

then the old man goes into the bat But

21:53

that's what I'm asking big, big,

21:57

big butt boy can drive the buttmobile directly.

22:00

Like I've seen a pornography film that was

22:02

a parody of Batman. Title.

22:04

Well, I'm in the top on the latest

22:06

pornography. What's

22:11

the name of the film. What's the title, big but

22:13

bad boy. He does

22:16

he can't talk about I

22:18

don't feel safe. You can't talk about porn in here? Can

22:20

we stop with the porn talk? I think

22:22

it's a big inspiration. And you bring me in the writing

22:24

room, I bring my experience. I know I'm just taking

22:27

notes here, but we have

22:29

a big pay per view subscription

22:33

base that we need to satisfy. You

22:35

need to come up with two or three strong

22:37

characters right now because we have two

22:39

men outside. I'm sorry, we have two men outside

22:42

who are waiting to to to take

22:44

on their new PERSONA got into Mendy

22:49

familiar with take control, Mendy.

22:51

I just had secretary

22:54

something about, yeah, take control

22:57

to take control six

23:02

like hungry, psychotic

23:04

no no offense and crazy

23:07

cycles. Psychle takes control of every

23:10

situation. Oh, her glasses

23:12

have like a dagger glasses

23:14

and she shows up with two guys waiting outside.

23:17

That's happening right now. She's got a grinding

23:20

at the moment, like she uses the laptop to knock

23:22

people down. And just

23:25

a keyboard some

23:27

kind of clear your schedule, go ahead, some

23:29

kind of signal in the sky. Yes,

23:32

yes, like that. Okay, so we like

23:34

you, secretary, read back what we got for Secretary,

23:38

got it. So she's she

23:40

wears glasses, she wants to take control

23:42

of everything. She's got a grinding voice.

23:46

She knocks people down with her laptop, just

23:49

the just the keyboard. Yeah,

23:51

people schedule, that's one of the cats. I'm

23:53

gonna clear. I'm going to clear your schedule,

23:56

you know, like leaps of building in a single bound clears

23:58

your schedule. A couple of single building

24:02

in a signal, you know what, maybe

24:05

leases the building. Many

24:10

Yeah, that was that Jewish superhero. I was telling

24:12

you guys about Superman and

24:14

you didn't like the idea. Iman.

24:17

Yeah, right, it's a Superman. We have Superman. Superman

24:20

Superman, Superman,

24:23

Yeah, Superman. Well,

24:26

um, if you'd like, I can bring in the two gentlemen.

24:29

Yeah, let's bring them. Maybe which persona

24:31

fits persona

24:35

personae? Alright, that's

24:38

a thing, that's the thing. But that's

24:40

got nothing to do with that. I'm just a secretary,

24:44

secretary, secretary,

24:46

Okay, I'll bring them in. Okay, are we

24:48

ready for this? Prime way? These guys are coming in. I think

24:51

the pressure secretary is putting on us. It's okay,

24:53

yeah, I think the pressure is on the individual. I why don't you lead

24:55

it that? Alright, Jim, Okay, all

24:58

right, let's do it. All right? What

25:00

a good Hi boys, Hi? Hi's

25:03

you. I'm the secretary here. You

25:06

know I'm supposed to be in here for the w

25:09

w E audition. Oh I know why

25:11

you're here. Sorry? And

25:15

oh tag tag team. We're definitely

25:17

looking for tag teams. Set. So

25:20

here's the thing. We know that

25:22

you already have your thing. We

25:25

know that you've done the indie circuits and you've

25:27

even built a following. We

25:30

gotta follow him. We're gonna

25:32

change that. We

25:34

have a couple of other personas

25:37

for you to try on. Change.

25:40

I don't change. Well, this is the w w

25:42

E. This is the big show. This

25:44

is going to be interchangeable with ringworm tape form.

25:47

I'm just the secretary. They're

25:50

ready to see you now, right

25:52

now, we

25:55

make sure that a gentleman, Hello,

26:00

gentlemen, lady and gentlemen. You know these

26:04

cells. Would you mind taking your shoes off? Please choose

26:07

them over. It's the new carpet.

26:10

Sorry, I got sorry, I got dirt on my boots.

26:12

Yeah, exactly, a lot of dirt on your boots.

26:14

I don't know what you want. You got dirt under

26:17

the boots to look at those scary dirty

26:19

toes. Yeah, I got dirt everywhere.

26:22

We're from the country. They

26:24

have socks in the country. Well, it's

26:26

a little extra patty between the shoe and your foot. Well,

26:29

I know what socks are you. We have them, but we don't

26:32

use them because we usually have shoes on it. It's waste

26:34

before both all right, fellas, we've got

26:36

a couple of characters. We'd like to run passion

26:38

and see what you can make it. We've been doing our thing for

26:40

so long. I don't know. We want to change them. No,

26:44

you don't want to further your career. Do

26:46

you want to further your career, yes or no? Yes

26:48

or no? You want to keep fighting a little mud pits in the

26:50

middle of but nowhere, Okay,

26:53

then get ready to act voice. I think he does

26:56

nowhere alright,

27:00

so I'll hear him out. I'll hear him out alright,

27:03

alright, what's just that we've seen what you guys

27:05

have been doing for seventeen years and

27:08

uh it's backyard wrestling. That's I'm

27:10

sorry? Can I talk to my people for a second? I

27:12

thought I was gonna lead this? Why do we want? You

27:15

didn't say one thing. I understand that, but like

27:18

I feel like I was supposed to lead it, and then I haven't

27:20

said a word yet. That's on you. Let's

27:22

try that version. Let's try that version.

27:25

Oh great, great, So we're making so we're done

27:27

here were I can't even we're done talking one

27:32

thing? I say, what are you saying? One thing? And then

27:34

then they have more qualifications to be here than you

27:36

do in

27:38

this business for fourteen years? Okay, s does

27:41

you want to lead it? Do you want? I would love to, alright,

27:48

you know that's what the leader does. The leader does that? Fascinating.

27:51

Maybe Captain Cave, what's the maybe a character

27:54

Captain cave. Well, the guy

27:56

just caves no matter what happened. Are you talking

27:58

to me? Great? That's me? Is that

28:00

for me? Is that for me? Is that? Who's

28:03

that guy? What hadn't you talked before? I'm

28:06

an executive here, Okay, I'm one of the character

28:09

creators. Okay, I'll take over from here. So mindy,

28:11

gun ahead, right, you're

28:13

probably familiar with the actual necessary.

28:18

I don't know. Was that me? It could have been it could have been a

28:20

chair. It was Oh funny, Now

28:23

we all know. Huh. I guess I'm out of it. I

28:25

guess everyone knows it was me. Who did it? Excuse

28:28

those fellows? Lloyd,

28:31

what's going on? What did you tell me? Huh? Is

28:33

it Mendy? Oh no, it's not Mandy It maybe maybe,

28:36

maybe, maybe everyone? Maybe everyone's a piece of ship.

28:38

Lloyd, you have a snake? Tell

28:40

me out of your neck? Yeah? Maybe I want a little

28:42

above and beyond here, and I want to show you a prototype of

28:44

the character. I'm thinking of what Nick King is legit?

28:47

What's the name snake? The snake doesn't

28:49

have a name. You might be pretty shirt back

28:51

on? My shirt needs to be off. I'm getting not

28:53

wait, you turned into the into the snake came.

28:56

What's happening? And what's happening?

28:58

Oh my god? You tapework up,

29:02

ship fellow. It's time

29:04

to do your try your magic moves, but a

29:06

whole lot before you do, you're not ring working

29:09

worm and tapework your butt

29:11

boy secretary, go get

29:13

it. But

29:17

they kicked down. Put him

29:19

down, Okay, don't

29:23

drow up on the put him grab him. Well

29:27

he's not. He's not playing along with my moods.

29:29

I'm gonna get all

29:31

up and your intestine to be a parriside.

29:33

That's all I know. It's all I know. Listening

29:38

not going great. I'm sorry.

29:41

Can I can I get the butt boy

29:43

and snaking T shirts? Please? Yeah? Absolutely?

29:47

Fifty apiece, a big credit card, a cash

29:51

okay, Jesus

29:55

Christ, okay, all

29:57

right here here thanks Visa.

30:00

All right. Declaimed

30:05

cretic has been declined. Betty

30:08

likes cash, so I love cash. I

30:12

can break it. I can break it on the knot out,

30:15

but we don't have change. That's

30:18

what you're looking then, I think we're going to have to skip the shirt.

30:20

You Now, if you just add three more crop tops, that's

30:22

going to hit you at a hundred. She's got a good point. You

30:26

could sell the crop tops after you leave here. That

30:28

we don't care what you're doing. We don't care Christmas

30:32

gifts, Birthday gifts, East to gift, great

30:35

East to give. I feel like there's a lot of pressure on this

30:37

sale here, and we

30:39

don't want to break your kids. We just don't want to break kids. Maybe

30:41

you want to break its, sorry, but we'd rather not. He who

30:44

doesn't love who loves boy? Well,

30:46

dad, do you really need this shirt? Kind

30:49

of question? He does? Look at that kids? Fine

30:52

here, thank you, Thank you,

30:55

Jo, thank you. Get a hot dog

30:57

over there. I don't have any more money.

31:01

That was such a cool

31:03

match. I really enjoyed the fights.

31:06

I was cool. You're the best

31:09

big brother I have ever had. My

31:11

last big brother took me to bowling. This

31:14

is way cooler, good good.

31:16

I'm glad you like man. I

31:20

wish you were. This is gonna be weird. I wish you were my

31:22

real big brother. Well, you know you knew

31:24

what you signed up for when it started. Well, I didn't

31:26

sign up the city sign me up? Okay,

31:29

I mean you went

31:32

some cod candy. Know who's your favorite? Is a boy

31:34

or the snake king snaking. Oh he's

31:37

mine too, He's mine too. Would you

31:39

like another Manhattan up

31:42

with a twist? Absolutely? Man,

31:45

it would be so crazy if like, instead of you

31:47

dropped me off back at the home,

31:49

that if like we like hung out, we

31:51

went to your place and I spend the night there, that would

31:54

be oh man, yeah,

31:56

yeah, that would be uh. I mean I'm

31:58

kind of between places. So I'm

32:02

totally used to that. What's

32:05

that? I'm used to that? Sorry? So

32:07

I got a text? Oh yeah, no problem, snaking

32:11

and a snaking and here you are

32:13

and still nothing for your friend. He's

32:15

not my friend, he's my brother. He's

32:18

my brother. How

32:20

long have you worked here? Oh? Seven months?

32:23

Yeah, it's been the best of times and the worst

32:25

of times. I

32:27

love your suit. Oh thank you. I'm

32:30

a kind of hungerd oh

32:34

he said nothing for you? Oh do

32:37

you want to give him something? Who's that? Oh?

32:40

I'm sorry, my

32:43

mistake. I get off in about thirty

32:45

minutes, no reason. Let's make it fifteen.

32:50

Who do you like better? But? Boy, are snaking?

32:53

Pardon me? Watch this. I'm gonna

32:55

do the sneaking. Snap snap

32:57

snap snap stap. Cool. He's

33:01

he's like my brother. And he likes a sneaking too.

33:05

Not no, no, no no, not

33:07

like my blood, but like he really

33:09

helps me out. You've heard of court

33:11

ordered community service, right, I have? He

33:14

has very familiar myself.

33:17

Do you want to get out of here? Yeah, let's go? All

33:19

right, cool, let's go. Where are we going? Where?

33:23

Where are we going? A little boy? I

33:25

can't have you just a room in the halls here alone is

33:28

a parent or guarding around? Uh

33:31

yeah, well where are there

33:35

there? Peen? Hey, where's the ice machine?

33:37

Ice machine? It's gonna be right there behind the lockers. Look

33:39

at that. That's that's my uncle. That's

33:42

your uncle. Yeah, we were looking for ice. Well, he didn't

33:44

make eye contact with you. We're playing a game.

33:47

Okay, we're playing a game. What

33:49

is his name? But

33:52

boy? But his name is but Boy.

33:54

Well, yeah, we were playing a

33:56

game and I'm the sneaking and he's

33:58

but boy, and so he's mad at me, so he's

34:00

not so so I'm gonna go,

34:03

Hey, if you don't have a guardian, we're

34:05

gonna have to lock you up. What do you mean

34:08

all right, there's no one here to score you around.

34:10

We're gonna to put you a little kid, prison. All right, there's

34:12

a little kid prison. Sorry

34:16

hello, yeah, but how late? Room

34:18

servers? Rooms? Hold on

34:20

one second? Hello yeah.

34:24

Room service goes all night until eleven,

34:26

all night until eleven, all

34:29

night until eleven am. Well that's not all nine,

34:31

but it is all night. It goes

34:34

until eleven am. Well, I understand if you go to bed

34:36

at eleven nights all night. I'd

34:38

like to have a pizza about one am, but you can.

34:41

It's eleven am. Oh

34:43

goes to eleven am. I

34:47

don't think. I just say yea, yeah, I did several

34:49

times. What's your name again? My name is all

34:54

right? M okay, you got a

34:56

littlelaw on you. I'll call back. Okay,

35:00

this is kid prison. Hug. Yeah.

35:03

I thought you guys are gonna be tougher, but you're

35:05

not. You don't know jesus,

35:08

Hey, hi, you

35:11

smoke? How are you? I'm about

35:14

five going on fifty's

35:18

been here the longest. I kind of look up

35:20

to her. I got sticky everything.

35:23

What did you guys do to get in here? What was your crimes?

35:25

I just was on accompanied in a

35:29

same thing. I was on a company in

35:32

a toilet stall. Well,

35:34

you shouldn't be accompanied in a toilet stall anyway,

35:36

That's what I said. I kind of ladies, Achilles.

35:39

He listen up creative

35:43

artistry in fifteen minutes. You hear that? Why?

35:48

Why why are we even why are we even

35:51

look like making macaroni necklaces?

35:53

No, you're just your institutional I

35:55

mean, look at your little fingers. Oh

35:59

my, you have anything. I'm

36:02

like the Snake King. You guys like the snake King? What

36:06

then? He's my favorite wrestler.

36:08

You know what he would do in this situation, He bust

36:10

on out? Why are you show you what

36:12

that would look? Ye, it's bust

36:15

out. It's just a sliding glass door. We could just open

36:17

it. We could just open we

36:19

could just open it. Why I'm

36:23

doing it? But one thing, I'm

36:25

not gonna look back. I'm gonna walk out.

36:27

So if you're behind me, that's on you. All

36:30

right, I'm gonna come with you. But let me warn you. Every

36:33

child that's left here on a company has

36:35

face certain do so

36:39

it's risky. The guards are not friendly. You

36:41

make mcroney necklaces and you keep

36:43

your head down. The snaking

36:46

would say to

36:49

that, Okay, Margot, do you don't

36:51

think this is a good idea I'm not going

36:54

nowhere because she's scared.

36:56

No, it's because I got sixteen days last

36:58

party. Cat, scaredy cat,

37:01

you come here, Scarity Cat's gonna claw

37:03

your eyeballs out. I don't have time for this.

37:06

Fight. Fight fight over

37:12

here. Trying to tease the new kettle less

37:15

much use

37:17

the alphabet. How about some smoke? Screw

37:20

you got it? Marborough's unfiltered for everybody

37:23

unfiltered. Please, we're going to cap

37:25

Sons today. Any

37:27

cap Sons into the cafeteria. You got

37:29

the smokes, the

37:31

cap Sons, you're gonna have to use it on credit. Will

37:34

use your cigarette of straws. Yes,

37:38

I'm at here, So

37:40

long, suckers. Good good

37:43

luck, Snake King. I'm sorry too scared

37:45

to come with you. Good luck to you well

37:48

on the other side. Right,

37:51

so, I have a Manhattan up with a twist

37:53

for the gentleman and for the woman. I have a Vesper

37:56

Martini. You got it right,

37:59

and you were Chip will reflect that. I

38:02

am a server, so I get it. It's such a grind.

38:05

Keep it open. Yes, sir, that's

38:09

a very nice macaroni necklace. Oh my

38:11

god, thank you. Where did it come from? Child

38:13

labor a funny story, but yes,

38:16

a little bit of fast fashion. Do

38:20

you not want to eat the macarona? You can chew

38:22

on it an

38:28

it's covered in glue though. So yeah, you

38:31

feel like I'm supposed to be somewhere. What

38:34

do you? I think you're living in the moment to

38:38

unexpected events? Excuse me? Table

38:41

for one? Please? Okay? Would see at the bar? That'll

38:45

do. Here's our drink menu.

38:47

Were in happy hours and needed fifteen Manhattan

38:49

please? Yes, sir? Would you like that on the rocks? Are up? On

38:52

the rocks are up, sir, that'll do? Macy

38:55

already? Okay,

39:02

uh, this is this is construction papers.

39:05

Is there a problem? Not at all? Manhattan coming

39:07

right away? Does that kid look familiar to you?

39:10

I he looks like a child to me. They

39:14

all look the same. No

39:18

pores, no pores. I'm so jealous.

39:21

I want to kill him and steal his skins. Oh

39:24

shut up, Oh my god, you

39:26

have pecks. Justout

39:29

them. Pardon my reach and

39:31

pardon it again. You are Manhattan on

39:33

the rocks in the Manhattan up? Is Does

39:36

this bar sturdy enough to stand on, like

39:38

to do a jump off of? Without a doubt? Yes,

39:41

sir? Whoa Listen

39:44

up, everybody. I'm I'm

39:47

the Snake King and I'm here

39:49

to fight the bad big brother. He

39:53

led me, he was my he was supposed

39:56

to be my guardian, and he left me. I

39:59

know that you didn't

40:01

have a thing to eat. You're going to get it

40:05

the ki ki

40:11

ald my Gaberdine jacket

40:22

like that. You

40:25

are so strong. Let

40:29

me let me take a look at this pearol

40:31

sheet. It seems like you

40:34

don't have very good consistency with the little

40:36

brothers we've been assigning. You know, I guess

40:38

not what's happening, what's wrong? I

40:41

hit the last one in the face. I wasn't

40:43

going to bring it up, but he did challenge

40:45

me first, Well, you're supposed

40:48

to be a role model. Don't you think maybe he's

40:50

mirroring what he's seeing from you. I don't know. People

40:52

at the bar were chanting fight and you

40:55

had him at a barn. Yeah. I just

40:57

don't think that you understand the responsibility

41:00

of being a big brother. Okay,

41:03

I'm going to assign you one more

41:05

child, but this one it's gonna

41:07

be a baby. Baby's rely completely

41:10

on an adult. Baby's like wrestling. I

41:14

don't because that's my wrestling

41:16

wrestling match. I'd be cautious

41:18

bringing a baby to a wrestling match. It doesn't

41:20

seem it seems almost as inappropriate as

41:22

bringing a child to a bar. I mean, have you

41:25

seen these new w W characters they've come up

41:27

with. They're incredible. I'm sorry, I don't want Superman.

41:30

Superman, the baby is gonna love that. Alright,

41:32

well, I'm gonna give you this baby, and I need

41:34

you to take otherwise you're going to be back in jail

41:37

before you know it. You don't, you're

41:39

not taking this seriously. Okay,

41:41

all right, okay, here you go take

41:43

this this baby that you had

41:46

next to you. What did you think I had this? Don't

41:48

for a paperweight? No, no, no, it's

41:51

not my baby. I'm a parole officer,

41:57

a kid. We

41:59

go some singing, we'll go see some wrestling.

42:02

Yeah, alright, here I think we're

42:04

bonding. Oh

42:07

my god, is that your son? Oh my

42:10

god? Is that your son? Can

42:15

we get around for these ladies? I

42:19

would love to breast second.

42:26

Welcome to kid Quising. This

42:44

last suggestion comes from

42:46

Nick. Hello, Alcolm, it's huge fan of the podcast.

42:49

It's made my daily community and from work a

42:51

breeze. A scene that I would love to see is

42:53

a thrill seeker at their wits end,

42:55

having conquered all adrenaline pumping

42:57

activities, is looking for the next

43:00

big thrill. Their final option

43:02

is the ultimate test, putting a hit

43:04

out on themselves and beginning

43:07

their training for the battle that will ensue. Thanks

43:09

Alchemist, Yeah,

43:12

send the next one in. That's fine. What

43:15

do you want the from the top of the list

43:17

or sure, sure, let's go from the top

43:19

of the list. But I used to, but I want to make sure we're on the same pagere

43:21

sole, send the next one from the top of list. We know you're Johnny's

43:23

cousin, so you're working here because of Johnny.

43:26

Let's not push it, all right, I understand. I'm not

43:29

I'm not trying to get a position to people out

43:31

there in the waiting room. Maybe

43:33

there's a sign up list. There is, so go

43:35

to the name at the top of the sign up Yes, sir, do you want to

43:37

go from the beginning. Let's mix it up. Go to

43:39

the name in the exact middle okay, great. So you want

43:41

me to find the middle page and then get the name from the Yeah,

43:44

okay, great. Thank you From Today's let's

43:46

not from you know what if yesterday's

43:48

listens out there, let's use that one. No

43:51

today's list, yes, sir, okay, okay,

43:57

second here with uh

44:00

one second, I should be next, and I'm waiting the longest.

44:02

I'm going from the middle of the list. Uh. Here

44:04

we are. Let's see Clark

44:07

Stuston. That's just just

44:09

got Clark. Thank

44:11

you. Going for the middle of the list. Clark,

44:15

follow me. I'm following you here. Put

44:17

this jacket over you. Put this jacket over me. Yes,

44:19

just put it over your head. Okay, I can't really show

44:21

you where I'm going in here. Oh okay,

44:24

hold my hand, yeah, of course, I can grab the

44:26

back of my belt. Okay, okay, I'm gonna start jogging

44:28

here. Keep up. This is a little fast alright.

44:31

Keep up. The stairs are stairs? Hold

44:34

me down, you're pulling me down. Hold up, hold up, let's go. All

44:36

right, there's a rope of a head. Grab the rope. I'm gonna cross. I'm

44:38

gonna climb up first. Alright, like all my belt, I

44:41

don't know where I'm at my

44:45

belt like, oh, my belt, let go, I'm

44:47

afraid check

44:50

off my head please. Uh.

44:58

You just started today right, yes, sir,

45:01

Yeah, so we lost my last assistant.

45:04

I'm embarrassed to say how, but if

45:07

you wouldn't mind, there's people with the outer office

45:09

waiting. I'm also embarrassed

45:11

to ask this next question. Okay, what

45:14

do we do here? People

45:17

come in and they asked for favors

45:20

from the Godfather. Wow, I

45:23

have no idea. You're working for the mafia. Yeah

45:26

yeah, yeah yeah. So people want people dead and

45:29

this is what they come to make that happen. That

45:31

makes sense right now? It does. Okay,

45:33

So there's people out there waiting. They want to

45:35

come in and ask, so just go

45:38

to the top of the list. Very easy to bring

45:40

somebody, very easy. What's your name again? Jason?

45:42

That's right, Jason? Please go ahead.

45:45

Okay, Um, you know what,

45:48

I'm not going to use this list. You guys know what's

45:50

up? Okay,

45:53

what's your name? My name is Linda? Linda

45:56

or is it? Okay? Well, I'm gonna

45:58

have to skip you Linda if oh it is Linda.

46:01

I was trying to make small talk. Okay,

46:03

I've been taking toastmaster's Okay,

46:06

great, Um, just put this jacket over your head.

46:08

Please? Why am i? Okay?

46:11

I can't see, just hold my hand, just hold my hands.

46:14

I got a bad ankle. Okay, I actually just hold my belt

46:16

to hold the back in my belt. Okay, jog

46:18

in there, Okay, Okay, here the

46:20

step serious like all the belt

46:23

Okay, okay, come

46:28

on just a little alright.

46:36

So you're just stunning today. Right. My

46:39

cousin said, did you give me a job? Yeah,

46:42

that's how you're here. Your cousin,

46:44

Tammy is one of my favorites. Oh god,

46:47

are you yes? Yes,

46:49

I am, Oh my god, I'm so What

46:51

was your name again, Todd? Is

46:54

that just one syllable? It's just what two

46:56

d's one? Oh and tet call

46:59

the kind of sounded. I don't want to die,

47:01

Todd. Very simple not to just

47:04

do as I asked, Do as I asked.

47:07

If you can do as I asked, you're

47:10

not gonna die. Do you sweat this much

47:12

normally? Usually I'm just like, you've

47:14

got a bad reputation. Yeah, yeah, I'm

47:17

not a great guy. Get but

47:19

all the mishaps around the office here,

47:21

I've had nothing to do with. People go

47:24

out of this room and they somehow die.

47:27

That's on your Todd. You can live

47:29

the day if you choose to people

47:32

on the waiting list and just take the top of

47:35

the list. Bring that person in, go

47:37

out to the waiting office. All

47:39

right, Todd, together,

47:46

you got this study bringing

47:49

the person top of the list. Is

47:52

there Lynn

47:55

in the room? I

48:00

just got here. I believe these other

48:02

gentlemen have been waiting quite something. Who's

48:04

been waiting the longest? Raise up your hand? Looks

48:07

like a tie. What's

48:09

your what's your name? Lynn?

48:13

Oh? What a funny l

48:18

I I and I'm sorry

48:20

I was reading it wrong. One?

48:22

If you please come with me? What's

48:27

your name? What

48:30

are the odds? That's crazy? I

48:34

thought today couldn't get any weird. I

48:36

saw a dog and a cat and making love

48:41

three in one room. That's weird. I

48:45

need you, guys, said to be a favor, and

48:48

I need the three of you come with me,

48:51

all three of us. Listen.

48:54

This is my first day on the job, and this is

48:57

as you know, if you're waiting for the Todd

48:59

chance to talk to the Godfather, it's

49:02

dangerous favor

49:05

to the favor. Okay, Well, I need you guys

49:07

to huddle underneath this jacket. Alright,

49:11

Alrightwich, let's

49:15

create a chain. Somebody hold my hand, everybody

49:17

holds handstop. Okay, okay, it's

49:21

okay, okay,

49:24

just follow me, okay, okay, we better

49:28

gentle. Is this the way to the Godfather?

49:30

This is the way? Come on, you gotta keep up, keep

49:33

it up. All right? Well

49:37

step out? What

49:41

is this place and what happens here? Okay,

49:46

here's the rope, guys, this is where most people fall. It's

49:48

a very dangerous. But don't mind the bodies. You can't

49:50

see him. Climb up elt

49:55

Okay, we're at the ledge. Just come up right over this,

49:57

okay, wings

50:01

behind the stores, the please,

50:04

please, please, don't don't

50:07

mess this up. Just go in there. Fine.

50:10

I enjoyed that. I

50:13

don't know how many things I can say. I just don't understand

50:15

why no one's coming today. You know, I'm doing everything. I

50:17

can't I understand that. But all I want to do is I want to get

50:19

people. Hold one

50:21

second, guy, all do respect? Yes, what is

50:23

it you have in here? Oh? Did you bring

50:25

somebody in? I got that's okay.

50:28

I want to let them in, all right. Hello, okay,

50:36

can you three give me one second? Just

50:39

one second. You come over here for a second.

50:42

You don't bring in three people? How

50:44

many times I gotta tell you one

50:50

person to see as I got bothered, not

50:53

three people. Yeah,

50:56

I donenough. I mean, I don't mind, you

50:58

know my three people feel there

51:03

we go take this one dollar bills and get yourself

51:06

something too. Yeah, yeah, by

51:08

another pair of shoes and bring us go go

51:10

to Sammy's. Give me a sup there you go, yeah,

51:13

uh, go get the sandwiches. I'll bring these three in

51:15

to see the gap. Which one of youse? Lynn?

51:18

Yeah, the

51:20

three of you were Lynn and

51:23

I'm not so Linn on the list and he called out

51:25

and Len and the three of you came. He seemed to panick.

51:27

He told us that he was right. So boy,

51:29

listen, you all made it through the rope challenge. Show

51:32

you're here. That's great. We'll bring you in to see the gap.

51:34

Father. If you read you mind when

51:36

you go in, don't look them

51:38

directly in the eye. First of all, if

51:40

you have shoes, look down at dose. And

51:42

then what do you do if you don't didn't

51:45

look down where your shoes would be on the

51:47

rope. And then if you wouldn't

51:49

mind, one last request, please don't talk at the same

51:52

time because you got the same name. It's going to

51:54

get confused, and so one of your talks and the other to listen.

51:56

Okay, take it. So let's let's taken.

51:59

I'm that's pretty straightforward.

52:02

Because I'll be honest with you. If

52:05

you don't do that, two of the three

52:07

of you are going to die today. Okay,

52:09

okay, okay, understand

52:13

uncomfortable death, not the simple

52:15

too, I mean would expect

52:18

otherwise the pile

52:22

here we go, and now three lens. It's a hell of a

52:24

day. It's a hell of it. It's a beautiful day. We've

52:26

lost three assistance. Sorry

52:31

one second, let me just all

52:34

right, guy, fine, I'd like to introduce you to

52:36

brace yourself. Three lens. Okay,

52:39

I'm looking him directly in the eye. And why am

52:41

I doing that? Oh? God? And now we're

52:43

doing the talking thing, don't we're

52:47

doing? Sorry guy, let

52:49

me just take this three off for hey,

52:54

oh oh oh,

52:56

I felt it when he slept you like

53:00

like a symbio. The three of you never

53:02

seen a movie or a television show

53:04

where you go in and see the Godfather. You don't act

53:06

like three students. You gotta pay respect. I've

53:09

seen the three students I

53:13

don't want to see right, So this is a man

53:15

of business. He's not he's not messing. I'm

53:18

here for business too. I just wanted to ask for a f I've

53:20

got a favorite. Were just because you're making me think

53:22

twice about sending all three of you at the same time, I'm still

53:24

going to do it, but you're going to let me go first.

53:26

Okay, Look, maybe we could

53:29

uh talk amongst ourselves for a second. Figure out.

53:31

Let's talk about ourselves. Who

53:34

who has seen the most different?

53:41

Okay, well I think that's what we tell Okay, Okay, sounds

53:43

that's settled. Yeah, we

53:45

are ready to go first.

53:48

It's a little bit more ready to respect.

53:52

Respect father, I'd

53:54

like you to do shoot, oh, lindsay,

53:59

Hell, we

54:02

are here to

54:05

ask for a favor.

54:10

What is the favorite that you want to asking me? Hamilton?

54:16

Really really you

54:19

like? It doesn't have to be right up front, like it could be astructed

54:22

you or anything anywhere.

54:25

Care if it's understudies. I just want to be

54:28

the next month you'll

54:32

see a mattenee. I don't happily because

54:35

they could go out to the lunch after before

54:38

fun lunch drinks. So you're telling

54:41

me all of you want Hambleton

54:43

tickets. It turns out, yes,

54:46

Hamilton, Hamilton, not

54:48

Hambleton's, didn't get good with you.

54:52

I only heard Hambleton's. And as

54:54

someone who is a man of his word in his

54:56

ear, I can only give Hambleton's

54:59

tickets. To

55:01

refuse, to refuse a justice,

55:07

And maybe we could add to an addendum that

55:10

one of us, because so, just one of us

55:12

wanted to Hambleton's, and I wanted

55:14

three tickets for Hamilton's. Oh

55:17

yes, so my favorite, I'll take the Hambleton's,

55:21

and I'll take three for my own

55:24

personal wish. I would never share him with these and

55:26

those for Hambleton's. Here's

55:28

what I can do, okay, I

55:30

can guarantee each of you as

55:33

a cast member on the touring production

55:35

of Hambleton's. I'm

55:37

not an actor to

55:40

refuse. Are we allowed to look up you? To

55:42

refuse? This gesture would

55:44

be the utmost disrespect On

55:47

the day my daughter gets married, on the

55:49

day that she gave their daughters getting married, and oh

55:52

wait, on this day our anniversaries,

55:58

on this day that they're on

56:01

the day this, it would

56:03

be disrespect of um

56:06

your godfather, and what

56:08

roles what do we have in the production sho

56:10

of you would be competing leads, all

56:14

with different storylines and different

56:16

dialogue, but it would touring

56:18

company. It would be a touring Can I look

56:21

up? No to

56:23

see my eyes while I give this gift

56:26

would be the greatest disrespect

56:29

understood. And there I was sailing

56:32

far and hard,

56:34

and I also

56:37

sailed far. I guess I sailed

56:39

the farthest. The top of the called

56:43

me Hambleton, Hambleton,

56:47

I'm the best Hamiltons ever. Watch

56:49

excuse me, I gotta go. I I

56:51

can't watch no, No,

56:54

I can't watch those. I

56:58

don't know you, but I know it's someone who's upset.

57:01

And if you just watch this fucking plane, you're gonna

57:03

have a blessed dawn. These guys are all talking

57:05

over each other. They're singing different songs.

57:07

It's terrible. And I thought him, but

57:09

you're my big brother. He took me to

57:12

see a play. It was a big mistake. I'm sorry.

57:14

Let's go. We're getting out of here. Look, hey,

57:16

come on, you sit on my lap. Get this kid out of here. Okay,

57:21

okay, all

57:27

right, I'll give you five for me. It

57:29

really builds Hableton, Ladies and June.

57:32

That's the musical. You can get tickets now going

57:34

to ticketmaster dot com for Hableton.

57:39

All right, that's our show for today. Let's go round and thank

57:41

you Chamus. Please let's start with Joey Queer and Joey

57:43

what's coming up in the folks and when they're in the Los Angeles

57:46

area where they might be able to find a show where you're

57:48

performing some sort of feed of magic. You

57:50

can check me out of West Side Comedy Theater,

57:53

but also the Magic Castle. That's

57:55

not where I'm playing. I'm not

57:57

a magician. You can't see

57:59

me there. If I am there and you're there the same day, we can

58:02

hang out. I mean you brought a hat with a rabbit. I

58:04

will say this though. This is a plug for the Magic Castle.

58:06

Go see the close up magic. It's

58:08

a downstair bar area. It's

58:12

the bar wanted the guy made lemons pop out of it

58:14

was fantastic guy. What at least you remember who Nevery

58:17

time I go, they don't let me in because they say I don't

58:19

have a ticket. Yeah, so that's how

58:22

do I get it? You

58:25

got somebody somebody, so hit

58:27

me up, but I'll get you. Yeah, hit up Joey

58:29

Greer at Jeffy greeber

58:32

dot com. Check

58:34

me out the heat. Where can

58:36

folks find you? You can find me at

58:39

the Heen on Twitter or the

58:41

real James Heeny on YouTube. Beautiful

58:43

Greg Kowski, I have an improving

58:46

my wife Carla Katkowski called Orange Tuxedo.

58:48

You can follow us at Orange tux improv

58:50

on Twitter and find toward dates and also

58:53

Los Angeles dates possibly the Magic Castle

58:56

fingers crossed. Vanessa

58:59

Raglan, Yes, sir, and what have you got for us

59:01

today? Oh? Just a real happy

59:03

hearty,

59:06

thank you for that. Yeah, don't go looking

59:08

for Vanessa. Don't unless

59:11

you want to hear from a happy heart. Yes,

59:13

that's right. You can follow a Dynasty tapewriter or

59:16

Vanessa Hope. But it's boring that

59:19

one is. The Sandler shows went great

59:21

and Brad I was just shook

59:25

his hand, honey, not overrated,

59:28

firm handshake, soft smile, that's r

59:33

And it was not a lie. Did he talk about

59:35

me? He couldn't stop talking about

59:37

you. It was awkward. Christ Operato. You you spent

59:40

a little time with Brad pitt I did. We did

59:42

a movie together right by the

59:44

name of fight Club. You

59:48

know he took a punch real nice. Yeah, yeah,

59:50

I was one of the guys in the fight circle. Yeah, I

59:53

recognized the apps. Yes, where might folks

59:55

find you? And you're right, you can find me at alchemy

59:58

this Instagram

1:00:01

page. Here's

1:00:03

what I'm asking YouTube. I met tag us on

1:00:05

the Instagram stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah,

1:00:09

we got, we got. We will post more pictures. You're

1:00:11

gonna take some today, Yes,

1:00:13

yes, thank you for a

1:00:16

great job he did. Uh Doug Babe

1:00:18

the engineer of the stars. So

1:00:21

if you licked him in our producer who's

1:00:24

not here? Yeah, I lost a lot of

1:00:26

love for us and walked out the door halfway through. Kevin

1:00:28

Pollock went to three on Instagram. Why the one to three?

1:00:31

Because I'm an idiot? Yeah, that's right. Um,

1:00:34

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