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beef! Uh-huh! We got beef! Finally,

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we got a beef worth responding

0:37

to. Finally. All these little pions

0:39

on the internet talking shit. I don't

0:41

give don't give him no love this

0:43

guy guy right here happened? What do you

0:45

mean what What Have you not, you know,

0:47

been listening to music listening heard, I've heard

0:49

some to us a pretty clearly? I've on.

0:52

Huh? it. Yeah, between Kendrick Lamar, laws were

0:54

written. were written. Laws were written. were

0:56

written. written. were written. like don't like

0:58

him pretending doesn't know know what the

1:00

on. on with his little milk mustache. It's been pissing me off.

1:02

Okay? pissing me off. listen, no, guys, we gotta

1:04

take it on there? No, Listen, wrappers are

1:06

take comedians we need to be more rappers are

1:08

telling comedians we need to be

1:10

more respectful to women, so to sit

1:12

back and we gotta sit back and

1:14

reflect. Because they're the the most pious

1:16

group. pious Listen, nobody has respected women

1:18

more. group. You

1:21

through art, then rappers, okay? So

1:23

I completely understand how a completely understand how

1:25

a rapper could look at a comedian

1:27

be a joke and be like, to y

1:29

'all need to switch that up. How dare How

1:31

dare y 'all keep saying your wives

1:33

are annoying? You know,

1:35

more like us and, you know, you know, bitches

1:37

hoes and tricks. I beat my bitch with

1:39

a stick, what? I beat my bitch with lick on the

1:41

nuts or suck the dick. I on my

1:44

bitch with a stick, what? Did you just

1:46

think of that? That's a real lyric. What? Yeah,

1:48

that's a real lyric That's a that protects women.

1:50

Yeah, that's a real lyric from music

1:52

that what and listen And

1:54

for now the guy

1:56

on top right now the guy on

1:58

top. Come fool Kenny Kenny. on top. He is

2:00

top. top. He is making he he is

2:03

making sure that comedians, he put a law

2:05

in, he put a law law in place.

2:07

All right, let's see the exact

2:09

line, okay? line, okay? Don't let no white

2:11

comedian talk about talk woman, that's

2:13

law. Now technically speaking, if we're

2:15

going off of if we're going off of dramatic

2:18

saying... he's saying I I can talk about black

2:20

women and that's why. let no white comedians talk

2:22

about no black women. So he's basically

2:24

saying So white comedians saying only allowed to

2:26

talk about are only allowed to talk I'm talking

2:28

about, exclusively. what I'm talking about. It's about. It's

2:30

understands it. a law. Now I understand

2:32

why he's doing a comedy with the

2:34

South Park creators. creators. Because sense. He appreciates

2:36

white comedians that make fun of black

2:38

people. There you go. And they've done

2:40

that brilliantly for decades. decades. Yeah, that's true.

2:42

And he would never would never want to, one

2:44

of his own laws. own laws. No, true.

2:46

I mean, didn't they have a character have

2:48

a character called Park show? on the do. Show? Yeah,

2:50

sure Kendrick I'm a big fan of.

2:52

a That's true. of. That's true. He must be

2:54

a big fan if he's going

2:56

to do a comedy with them. I

2:59

mean, we can look that up. a

3:01

he has a comedy coming them. I mean,

3:03

we can look that up. but, but, he has a

3:05

Al, coming out. Yeah, yeah, that's right now. We

3:07

need to un but, but, but, Al, need to

3:09

un -groom you right now, getting I

3:11

mean that, Blizzard, because he sent people,

3:13

he ungroom. Yeah, we need said, slide on.

3:15

Where's the line? Yeah, the line? He

3:17

goes, ungroom. We me get it. to ungroom, we

3:19

need to not a racist

3:21

joke. right now. Okay, the n-words that

3:23

coon, the the N words

3:26

that being groomed both of on both that seems

3:28

like a That seems like a call

3:30

to violence. does. Why would he does. to, if

3:32

would he call to, if he's about

3:34

protecting black people, why why would the

3:36

call to violence be towards the

3:38

black dudes? not the white guy making the

3:40

joke? guy making the joke. Well, you

3:43

gotta understand. No, no, no, no, no, understand. Because

3:45

I snitched. I snitch. I tell

3:47

you, okay? You will squabble up in a jail cell. Here's what

3:49

you got to up in a jail

3:51

cell! Ken. He is what you gotta understand

3:53

about Kent. He is him to it's

3:55

very important women. women. why why he's

3:57

never done a song with an abuser

3:59

confirmed. never did a song with anybody

4:02

that's suspected of abuse. He's never threatened

4:04

to remove his music from Spotify because

4:06

they removed R. Kelly's music who for

4:09

sure fought and held captive underage black

4:11

women. This is all very important to

4:13

Kendrick. Just let me understand what's going

4:16

on here because I think they're using

4:18

sarcasm as a comedic device. It is

4:20

a comedic device. But you're so fucking

4:23

smart now that I don't know if

4:25

you're serious or making jokes. Are you

4:27

saying... that Kendra Klammar put in on

4:30

wax, that he is protecting black women

4:32

from white comedians' jokes, but not

4:34

the kidnapping, molestation and rape of R.

4:36

Kelly. And actually, reality, he would take

4:39

his own music off Spotify to protect

4:41

R. Kelly? Yeah. Someone who's kidnapped? A

4:43

sexual predator? Yeah. Black women? Children.

4:45

Are you saying that he's done

4:48

songs with other men who have

4:50

potentially put hands on black women?

4:52

Not potentially confirmed. Wait a minute.

4:54

Yeah, I don't know what you

4:56

call Chris Brown, but yeah, it's

4:58

not breezy. Not breezy. I took

5:00

a picture with Chris Brown. Hey,

5:03

bro, I'll take a picture with

5:05

him immediately. Can I tell you

5:07

something? We ain't protecting nobody. You

5:09

gotta protect your fucking selves. Everybody

5:11

gets these jokes over here. You've

5:13

got been telling me for a

5:16

year straight Indians, fuck mud. What's

5:18

you gonna do? Listen, they going

5:20

down on it too. I've seen

5:22

a lot of videos of them

5:24

eating mudpussy bro, they literally put

5:26

their head in the mud straight.

5:28

Reverse. Back hand spray. At least

5:31

we're going down on the sun.

5:33

Come, a suture. Hey, at least

5:35

we go down, Jim Akins. You

5:37

know what to listen. Whoa. What

5:39

the bummer clock is gone. I

5:41

can't call out Jamaicans for something

5:44

they're proud of. That's true. That's

5:46

true. My bad. My bad. My

5:48

bad. That's super racist. Al, can

5:50

you, you know, speak on that

5:52

as a Puerto Rican? I believe

5:54

I can fly out this podcast,

5:56

right? This is crazy, but look

5:59

good. Al, we have to protect

6:01

you. They're trying slide on you,

6:03

bro. Whoa. They're trying to, this

6:05

is nuts, dude. This is, listen,

6:07

you're tracking. Yeah, that's their splish

6:09

blush. More than the swish blush?

6:12

I'm gonna be honest, they're kids

6:14

like Asian. Well, I mean, I

6:16

mean, I mean, I mean, I

6:18

mean, I mean, I mean, they,

6:20

other Asians. Anyway, can we get

6:22

back to something that's really important?

6:24

Because there's a huge beef? There's

6:27

not, I don't think there's another

6:29

beef, but you don't know. This

6:31

is the only one I heard

6:33

people talking about. Yeah. You know,

6:35

that, can I ask you guys

6:37

a serious question? Yeah. Because literally,

6:40

we filmed a special this past

6:42

weekend and thank you guys so

6:44

much for coming out. I really

6:46

appreciate that. About to get into

6:48

the edit, but yeah, you guys

6:50

are amazing. I shut off

6:52

my phone for the week, like the week

6:54

before, you know, Kendrick dropped his album, right?

6:57

Yeah. Every black person that text or calls

6:59

me is like, yo, Kendrick just took a

7:01

shot at you on the album. Every white

7:03

person or Asian person or Latino person that

7:05

calls me is like, yo, good luck on

7:07

your special. Okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, clearly

7:09

there was a separation and who was, you

7:11

know, indulging in his content. Okay? So I've

7:13

been a little out of it. But I

7:15

come out of the special, and it looks

7:17

like there's so many articles about this album.

7:20

There's so many articles about this album. that

7:23

are about, I don't, I don't want

7:25

to, you know. Yeah, it was about

7:27

you. You were trending on my Twitter.

7:29

No way. Yeah, I don't want to

7:31

tell you because you had things to

7:33

focus on. What a time to be

7:35

alive where. I was not one of

7:37

the agents who said, good luck on

7:40

you. I'm just, I'm just saying, what

7:42

is time to be alive where rappers

7:44

got to talk about comedians for clout?

7:46

to God bless dude. Like we are

7:48

upright. The biggest story about the album

7:50

outside of the album and people enjoying

7:52

it was a sub at a comedian?

7:54

And you don't even got to say

7:56

my name and it still makes headlines?

7:58

It's crazy. You're welcome. You are. How

8:01

many views did I? them you think

8:03

a good chunk a little chunk yeah

8:05

they stole our mustard a couple million

8:07

bucks they stole our mustard we've been

8:09

doing honey mustard for fucking years okay

8:11

they hop on that he'd be listening

8:13

he'd be listening yeah of course he

8:15

listens because he's specifically I think was

8:17

reacting to in that Shits and gigs

8:20

podcast which I think they're reacting to

8:22

I think they're reacting to I said

8:24

something I asked them if they dated

8:26

black women they were like oh we

8:28

did all women or whatever And I

8:30

was like, yeah, okay. And then I

8:32

go, Kendrick fans, get them. Yeah, yeah,

8:34

yeah. And that's all it took. Yeah.

8:36

That's all it took. And now Kendrick

8:39

want to talk some shit. Yeah. Okay,

8:41

what'd you guys think of the album

8:43

though? I mean I like

8:45

it, here's what I'll say about Kendrick,

8:47

everybody knows I'm a fan, but like...

8:50

He got some slappers on there. Absolutely

8:52

some slappers. I went there trying to

8:54

hate, and then I listened to it

8:57

again this morning and there was a

8:59

fuel. There you go. Crazy, spooky, scary,

9:01

hilarious. I love Lefty Gun Play, so

9:04

anything he's on, that's fine. That whole

9:06

song is crazy. All the samples are

9:08

like, no, they killed. It's a good

9:11

album, mother, fuck you though. I don't

9:13

like him threatening the violence. I don't

9:15

like that. I don't like him telling

9:17

people to slide. But I don't like

9:20

him threatening the violence. I don't like

9:22

that. I don't like him telling people

9:24

to slide on you. I'm a civilian.

9:27

I'm going to the costume. I

9:29

mean, I don't leave my house. I'm... But my feeling

9:31

is like, you know, Kendrick, I think, I feel like

9:34

Kendrick is talking all this shit. For whatever reason, we

9:36

just letting him talk all this shit. You know what

9:38

I'm saying? We decided we love him right now. I

9:40

get it, I do get it, but at the same

9:42

time, like... And I've always been a fan, but I

9:44

also said this even in the Drake thing, when he

9:46

said the shit about your next show at the Bay,

9:48

whatever he said, basically kind of like called the violence.

9:50

Yeah. Remember when Rick Ross got beat up, I was

9:52

like, yo, Kendrick, you gotta fall back on that. He's

9:54

called the violence shit. He's like Trump on January You

9:57

know what I mean? Like he's know what

9:59

I I mean, like to to

10:01

get people to storm a little

10:03

little He's trying to get people going out. Get

10:05

people to go to to

10:07

That's dangerous rhetoric out there. out

10:09

there. You know? Stand back. Stand back. Stand Stand

10:11

back not He's not even

10:13

saying that. He's saying get

10:15

up in that ass. in that ass.

10:18

But he is crazy. But I need need I

10:20

I need you to do it Kendrick. You

10:23

want you to squabble up again? I mean, here's the

10:25

thing. This is This thing that is thing that

10:27

is kind of funny about it. like,

10:29

like, like, first of all, of all,

10:31

Kendrick's people and the gang affiliate, has security, they

10:33

will kill will kill me. They will destroy

10:35

me. find me me in the street. They'll

10:37

fucking cut me up. They'll shoot me.

10:40

They'll do whatever. I'm not a tough

10:42

guy, 'all. I'm not a tough guy, Kendrick. tough guy, I

10:45

would make love to to him, could

10:47

do about nothing he could do Kendrick Kendrick I

10:49

would make love to him love

10:51

the only thing that he could

10:54

do is decide if it's consensual

10:56

or not. if he's That's the only

10:58

thing he could do. thing it's me

11:00

and Kendrick, me and if it's if

11:02

Kendrick, Kendrick, no. This is about is about physics.

11:04

It's about physics. I don't even

11:06

know if I'll get hard. I

11:09

But if we're in a cell, we're

11:11

there's a chance that, a chance that... We're

11:14

in a cell and we're we're bored and we

11:16

done tattooing each other whatever you do you're doing to

11:18

we ran out of board games and we did

11:20

all the other things we cleaned everything and

11:22

I'm like we might as well fuck you and I'm

11:24

like man I might as well he could

11:26

physically do to stop that. do

11:29

to stop his legs in there and

11:31

choose a position. in there and choose a position. picture

11:33

let him choose are you doing Why are you doing

11:35

this? Put him put up that picture with

11:37

him and Travis and Travis at girl look at that

11:39

I do that's that's unbelievable. be I'll be

11:41

honest, I so far so far as to

11:43

say, I don't think he could

11:45

stop most people on the planet. sex

11:47

with having sex with him. reason he got security is

11:50

only reason he got security is to

11:52

stop people from having sex now whatever

11:54

he wants. people who There's people who can

11:56

fuck me will I my will. I was

11:58

in an elevator once with drug queen, and

12:00

this and this motherfucker yeah. like we're in

12:02

the elevator, and we're going down. I'm

12:04

like, if he wanted to take

12:06

it, you know if gotta cause a to or

12:09

something like that. to cause a ruckus or my

12:11

pants. like do like I got to do something I got

12:13

to do something I got to do I enjoy

12:15

it. I have no clue what they're

12:17

into. it I I know with Kendrick I

12:19

know for with talking a lot of shit.

12:21

But if it came down to

12:23

it, I could put him on my

12:25

lap. I I could feed him a

12:27

bottle. put him on my lap, I could put him

12:29

him a bottle, bottle and make love to

12:32

him if I wanted to and he could

12:34

do about it. I might not be

12:36

could do just slap I might not be you can

12:38

just beat him up. might just slap soft against his

12:40

We're not doing could of physical violence

12:42

over here, know what to fuck That's right? No, no, of

12:44

We're not an act of love. in you're act

12:46

of love. I'm saying I could be romantic with him

12:48

and there's nothing he could do about

12:50

it to the point he could think I'm

12:52

so it to would just fall like I think I'm

12:54

so You know what I like, mean? Like,

12:56

I think he would just be so

12:58

it. You would be like, I mean? Like I think he

13:00

would let me suck be so charmed. He

13:02

would be dream, right? like whack whack whack. Let

13:04

real! So we need to figure this out. So we

13:06

need to need to figure this

13:08

out. We need to figure, like,

13:10

the only thing he could

13:12

do is after I was finished,

13:14

the only write some words of

13:16

rhyme together about it. finished, like write some

13:18

words that oh my god. He

13:20

can make some calls. be He

13:23

can make my God. to

13:25

talk about another album called

13:27

calls. He can make some calls. Yeah, you want

13:29

to talk about Sit down. called Damn.

13:32

Recornator! Ask, I'm Ask how Listen,

13:34

but in all Listen, but

13:36

in all seriousness, we

13:38

love Kendrick our woe king, and I our woke we're gonna

13:40

do our and I think we're gonna do

13:42

our best to abide by his I don't

13:44

know what his rules are like, me me having

13:46

sex with him if we're in a

13:48

room together. we're in a I don't even want I

13:50

don't We don't know. want that.

13:53

We don't know. Well, wait about five

13:55

years for him to make another

13:57

album. about five years for him to there is

13:59

a chance album. he would make another

14:01

album and the song about this is

14:03

gonna be sensational is gonna be absolutely

14:06

sensational don't you think he's gonna have

14:08

some bars for you to Super Bowl

14:10

watch I mean the irony that he's

14:12

like we need to protect women he's

14:15

performing at the Super Bowl which is

14:17

literally the Super Bowl of beating the

14:19

shit out of women guys This is

14:21

a problem. It's like when you're on

14:24

your way up, nobody looks at your

14:26

hypocrisy because they want you to be

14:28

on the throne so bad. Naturally, human

14:30

beings, we all have this. We look

14:33

at the number two and we're like,

14:35

I see myself and you go out

14:37

there, go get it. Once you on

14:39

the throne, all we see is hypocrisy.

14:42

It's like Joe Biden with his son

14:44

right now. Right? You know, it's anytime

14:46

the person is in power and clearly

14:48

Kendrick is number one right. you just

14:50

woke up guy, but then you really

14:53

do shit with people that are completely

14:55

inconsistent with what you say you care

14:57

about. Maybe you're just using this as

14:59

an identity to feed your narcissism, and

15:02

you can't just go out there and

15:04

be a complete narcissist, so you're gonna

15:06

masquerade as an altruist, someone who protects

15:08

the community, but you only do it

15:11

when it benefits you when you put

15:13

out an album, like, where's all this

15:15

love for black woman when Kamalo is

15:17

running for president? Like

15:20

was he out there riding? She's

15:22

Indian. That's apparently... Good-ass

15:24

point. Good-ass point. She locked up

15:27

too many of his dudes, you

15:29

know. What I hope is he's

15:31

just a person who fucked up.

15:33

Like this is a line, it

15:35

was a throwaway line, you should

15:37

have thrown it away. Just say

15:40

you weren't talking about me, that's

15:42

the best thing you could do,

15:44

Kendrick. I don't know. Just say

15:46

you weren't talking about me, that's

15:48

the best thing you could do,

15:50

Kendrick. I don't even know who

15:52

he is. I think that's the

15:55

smartest thing that he could do.

15:57

Yeah, he don't want this. What

15:59

you don't want to do is

16:01

say my name. it's hard to

16:03

run. Three times I'll feel like

16:05

candy, man. That's facts. What rhymes

16:08

with shoulders, though? Like, that's so

16:10

hard to put. That'd be kind

16:12

of cool. Yeah. What other things?

16:14

Indianapolis cults. Oh. Um,

16:16

John Smoltz. A little holtz. Whoa!

16:18

This rapture is loki, easy. Here

16:21

we are thinking there's some geniuses.

16:23

They're just rhyming some words together.

16:25

That is very... And making shit

16:27

up. Yeah, it's not that hard.

16:29

Do you know what I mean?

16:32

Mm-hmm. Go back to talk about

16:34

Drake, how he's a fucking deadbeat

16:36

dad while you do songs with

16:38

future. But

16:40

boy is, the woke all wouldn't get

16:43

exposed. Are you going to make a

16:45

commitment to not make any more racial

16:47

jokes? I'm going to make a commitment

16:49

right now, that if Kendrick wants to

16:52

squabble up, I'm tongue kissing him. Boy,

16:54

you don't have to do that. What

16:56

the hell? What's it? You're married. What

16:59

the fuck, what? What voice should I

17:01

make him singing? What

17:03

song should I make? But listen,

17:06

if we're in a jail cell,

17:08

you're gonna pull your back out

17:10

having to duck that. Listen, if

17:12

we're in a jail cell, Loki,

17:14

if we're in a jail cell,

17:17

right? And we're making, and we're

17:19

making sweet love, you know? Because

17:22

there's nothing he could do about

17:24

it. I like that you're making

17:26

it consensual sweet love. Can I

17:28

say that? No, it's consensual sweet

17:30

love. Because at a certain point

17:32

of time you realize there's nothing.

17:34

I'm a, you know, he's a

17:36

pillow. Yeah. Why are you going

17:38

to jail so for this? No,

17:40

but you can take him to

17:42

the pillow. You can take him

17:44

to the pillow. That's what I

17:46

can do. His people could absolutely

17:48

destroy me. I'm not a tough

17:50

guy. But Kendrickrick. Kendrick, it

17:52

could be a, not even, I would use

17:54

them as a whole body pillow. So I'd

17:57

say, lay there, rigamortis, but I'm gonna put.

17:59

your legs in between my legs. Do you

18:01

know how pregnant women sleep? Like a wife

18:03

food. That's your wife. Yeah, absolutely. 100%. Anyway,

18:06

um. No, no, I had a point that

18:08

I was just about to make with this.

18:10

No, very serious point. You made plenty of

18:12

point. It was a very serious point. You

18:15

think I'm just talking about fruitless sex with

18:17

Ken just a lot? How would you think

18:19

that we do on this podcast is incredibly

18:21

serious? It's making sweet love. It's making sweet

18:24

love. Yeah. Buttercuff. Only white comedians can make

18:26

this joke, right? I don't even know if

18:28

we can't, bro. I don't even know if

18:30

we can. I don't even know why we

18:33

can't. Don't drop a fucking me in the

18:35

ass. Like I wouldn't put that in the

18:37

song. I didn't say I'd fuck him his

18:39

ass. Excuse me? I said I'd make him

18:42

hold his thighs together tight, make a little

18:44

pussy out of that. No,

18:46

put my dickworm doodos mark. That's disgusting.

18:48

Make a little thigh pussy for me.

18:50

Squeeze it tight. You know what I

18:52

mean? I would do that. Put your

18:55

legs up in the air, seewalk in

18:57

the sky, and make a little thigh

18:59

for your boy. That's not gay. I

19:01

need you like this. I need thigh.

19:03

Two, two, two, two, two, two, two,

19:05

two, two, two. All right. Yes. This

19:07

is, sit down, be humble. Okay? All

19:10

right, next. Come on. Come on. I'm

19:12

just a good kid in a mad

19:14

city. Guys, there's a good child in

19:16

a mad city. It's fucking mad out

19:18

here. Oh man. Come on. Like you

19:20

put the other A in it, that

19:23

was good. Yeah, because it's really mad.

19:25

It's really mad. Do you know? Hey

19:27

man, Kendrick, we love you bro, but

19:29

love you. That's true. He loves you.

19:31

That's love. This is all said with

19:33

love. No malice. No malice. We love

19:35

you, man. We wish you best of

19:38

luck with all your future endeavors. Best

19:40

of luck on top. It's hard being

19:42

on top, my boy. It's hard being

19:44

on top. On top of. asking, don't

19:46

you do it? He's even being on

19:48

the bottom. But I will say, as

19:50

far as that line goes, we're going

19:53

to make fun of everybody, and that's

19:55

just the reality of the matter, is

19:57

everyone gets these jokes, those are the

19:59

shows, he's those of the shows, he's

20:01

those of the comedy that we do,

20:03

and the comedy that we do, and

20:06

the comedy that we do, and the

20:08

second you've, those of the shows, he's

20:10

those of the comedy that we do,

20:12

the viral moment, like, like a viral

20:14

moment, a viral moment, and the viral

20:16

moment, and the viral moment, and the

20:18

viral moment, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing,

20:21

and the internet, and the internet, and

20:23

the internet, and the reality, and the

20:25

second you, and the second you, everything

20:27

else becomes racist. You're either racist to

20:29

that group or you're racist to everybody

20:31

else. And when you make fun of

20:34

everybody, that is the one beautiful thing

20:36

that allows us to kind of come

20:38

together and laugh at ourselves and each

20:40

other. I've been very fortunate to travel

20:42

the world making fun of people of

20:44

all different race, religions, cultures to their

20:46

face everywhere around the world. And They've

20:49

had an incredible sense of humor about

20:51

it. They are coming out specifically to

20:53

see that happen. So it's not something

20:55

that's ever going to change, and maybe

20:57

it's something that he'll learn, and maybe

20:59

it's something that he'll start to understand

21:02

a little bit more. He might just

21:04

not know really anything about comedy. I

21:06

know that sounds crazy, but it just

21:08

might not be his thing. And like

21:10

he might just have that knee jerk

21:12

reaction and he's just like, yo, this

21:14

is wrong. Maybe it's the only clip

21:17

that got sent his way. Exactly. And

21:19

if you only get sent in one

21:21

clip, then you're like, oh, fuck this

21:23

guy. But yeah, I just, that was

21:25

disappointing as a fan. I was like,

21:27

ugh. Yeah, because you never want, like

21:30

imagine the person in your friend group

21:32

going, guys, guys, can we not talk

21:34

about Asian men for a little bit?

21:36

Like, one of your friends saying that.

21:38

He's not my friend anymore. He's not

21:40

my friend anymore. No, we are killing

21:42

that motherfucker for the next three months.

21:45

Remember that time where you were gay?

21:47

Yeah. That's what we were going to

21:49

say, remember you had to look a

21:51

gay guy that time? And for three

21:53

months, you're just getting destroyed. Out of

21:55

the group shit. Yeah. Immediately. So you

21:58

don't want to be kung-foo-karing. It's hard

22:00

to lead. So we hope you do

22:02

the best with your reign, and if

22:04

it's deserved, then it will be long.

22:06

And if it's not deserved, then it

22:08

will be short. And you're the one

22:10

that decides that. Hmm. That was very

22:13

mature. Hell yeah. Shout out Drake, though.

22:15

Yeah, me? Shout out Drake. Now I

22:17

almost feel like I should just say

22:19

a bunch of things about Kendrick that

22:21

aren't true to get it out the

22:23

way now in case he tries to

22:26

say shit about me. Oh. Like you

22:28

got to get there first. Strike first.

22:30

Do you know what I'm in? He's

22:35

probably Al-Qaeda. That's not true. I

22:37

think he did. I think he

22:39

did 9-11. Listen, because he called

22:41

Drake a pedophile, you know what

22:43

I mean? So it's like, I

22:45

gotta call him shit. Yeah, yeah.

22:47

Anything is better than suing. So

22:49

call him anything he wants. He's

22:51

a terrorist? He's an amphibian. You're

22:53

an amphibian. Yes. He could breathe

22:55

underwater. He could breathe underwater. I

22:57

bet you didn't know that about

22:59

a factory. An on land. The

23:01

life tour, the final show, Hawaii,

23:03

Honolulu, December 21st. This is the

23:05

last one. I can't believe we're

23:07

even saying this. It's been almost

23:09

two years of my life. Yeah,

23:11

it's just unbelievable. I'm looking forward

23:13

to coming back out to Hawaii.

23:15

All the boys coming. It's gonna

23:17

be a wild time, man. We're

23:19

gonna make that show extra, extra,

23:21

extra special. You know how much

23:23

love we got for you guys

23:25

out there, man. Yeah, I can't

23:27

wait. The Blidesdale, the Bladesdale. We

23:29

always say I've fucked up the

23:31

pronunciation, but you know the arena.

23:33

Grab your tickets and we will

23:35

see you there very soon. Peace.

23:37

Also guys, tour dates. We got

23:39

a lot more dates. We're going

23:41

to announce soon for 2025. For

23:43

2024. The last show, December 4th,

23:45

we sold out Long Island. You

23:47

know, shouts to Trump. You did

23:49

your thing on that one. December

23:51

6th and 7th. This is the

23:53

last weekend for me for the

23:55

2024. We're going to be in

23:57

Albany. It's a funny bone comedy

23:59

club. Please

24:05

break this down because on the

24:07

surface it seems. Embarrassing. Yeah, it's

24:10

interesting. So it's technically not a

24:12

lawsuit. Oh, whoa. It's a petition.

24:14

Okay. Hey, they don't make it

24:16

better. And it's not... Well, technically,

24:19

they don't make it better. Yeah.

24:21

Well, I think the headline is

24:23

like, oh, Drake's doing Kendrick Lamar,

24:25

which is not really true. No,

24:28

he's, well that... Headline is suing

24:30

UMT. Yeah. Right. Right. But I

24:32

think people commonly see as like,

24:34

oh, he's suing Kendrick, that or

24:37

not, which is technically, there's like,

24:39

I don't know the exact terms,

24:41

I can look it up, but

24:43

basically like, prejudicial, they're looking for

24:46

documents. They're suing to get evidence,

24:48

they're not suing, they're petitioning to

24:50

get evidence so that they could

24:52

build a lawsuit. the streams on

24:55

Kendrick Mars Not Like Us record.

24:57

And how would they do that?

24:59

By basically giving it at a

25:01

discount for the royalties. Can you

25:03

explain how that works? So effectively

25:06

the way I understand it is

25:08

that in order to run a

25:10

stream, then whenever you do the

25:12

stream from a platform, you have

25:15

to pay the label. So Spotify

25:17

would have to pay UMT. Yes.

25:19

And then UMT sets the stream

25:21

at a price. Correct. And what

25:24

you're saying, or Drake is alleging,

25:26

is that UMT gave a discounted

25:28

price to Spotify. Correct. That made

25:30

them play it more because it

25:33

was more advantageous to them. They're

25:35

like, oh my God, I get

25:37

30% off. Let me just keep

25:39

spinning this song. Correct. There's other

25:42

allegations that people within Spotify that

25:44

quote had a perceived loyalty to

25:46

Drake were fired. And so this

25:48

was like an apparent effort to

25:51

conceal the scheme. And then they

25:53

also claimed that by boosting certain

25:55

strains by one artist because there's

25:57

a zero-sum game that it also

26:00

Drake's ability to organically get streams.

26:03

So because Kendrick's stream is getting

26:05

much more play because of zero-sum,

26:07

Drake is getting less play. Now,

26:10

this is quite interesting because there's

26:12

another component to this. I don't

26:15

know how true this is, but

26:17

apparently Drake was in a contract

26:19

negotiation with UMT. at

26:22

the time. He had just delivered, I

26:24

think, on his last contract, which was

26:27

like $400 million. And now he's re-up,

26:29

and he's like, how do I get

26:31

a $600 million contract? Well, whatever. And

26:33

UMT, I think, was basically like, we

26:35

don't want to give you even $400,

26:37

we want to give you less. So

26:40

I think he's alleging that they boosted

26:42

this not like us song. so that

26:44

it could hurt Drake's stock so that

26:46

they would have a better negotiation for

26:48

his upcoming album. A lot of sports

26:50

franchises do that? I was about to

26:53

say, 100%! So like, you know, NFL

26:55

players had a great year, he's about

26:57

to resign, and all of a sudden

26:59

a video comes out of him like

27:01

doing Coke with a hooker. Yeah. And

27:04

you could make the argument that the

27:06

team holds on to that information, and

27:08

then when it's time for contracts, they

27:10

drop it. Yeah. You've heard this. Yeah,

27:12

yeah, yeah. So that's I think that

27:14

is now whether this is true or

27:17

not, first of all, I mean, obviously,

27:19

suing in a situation like this, you

27:21

lose all street credit. Also like. he's

27:24

being called a pedophile in the song,

27:26

but then he tell Kendrick to call

27:28

him a pedophile in his earlier song?

27:31

Yeah. Yeah. He also... That's like, what

27:33

do you mean? Like, he had a

27:35

bar, like, you know, tell him about

27:37

the video, he's kissing the 16-year-old. Like,

27:39

when he tried to Eminem himself, where

27:41

he, like, says what? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

27:44

yeah. And then Kendrick was like, okay.

27:46

Yeah. And for the record also, Universal

27:48

and Spotify and Spotify, and Spotify, said

27:50

that it's said that it's untrue. Well

27:52

the 30% discount thing up there is

27:54

true though, right? Yeah the 30% discount

27:57

thing is true, but apparently that's been

27:59

done before and I think it's been

28:01

done for Drake. Essentially I... like when

28:03

you become the featured artist on a

28:05

Spotify page, you might say, hey, if

28:07

you do that, we'll discount the licensing

28:09

fear or whatever. And then Spotify is

28:12

incentivized. Be like, okay, bet. And Drake

28:14

was all over Spotify and Apple Music

28:16

for, I think Gemini, or Scorpio, what

28:18

else? Guaranteed, whatever they're doing for this

28:20

song. They've done with Drake, they've done

28:22

with all their artists. It's marketing, right?

28:25

And like, so he's alleging payola, he's

28:27

alleging all these other things. There's an

28:29

interesting argument here, which is like, Drake

28:31

really feels like this song isn't actually

28:33

a hit. Like he's been talking about

28:35

bots and he's been talking about all

28:37

these things in the beginning. And I

28:40

wonder if it comes from this place

28:42

of, Drake's never really heard the song,

28:44

Drake's never really heard the song, Drake's

28:46

never really heard the song. So I

28:48

wonder if like he's the dude who's

28:50

out. He's at the club. He's doing

28:53

different things social events He's not hearing

28:55

this song ever and I wonder if

28:57

in his mind. He's like I don't

28:59

think motherfuckers are playing it now. It's

29:01

delusional Yeah, he's also heavy online He's

29:03

so plugging it. So but yeah, but

29:05

there's got to be some disconnect where

29:08

he would even go bots He would

29:10

even I believe all of the allegations

29:12

that he's claiming True, true, but also

29:14

true for every artist. Yes, yes, right.

29:16

So you just cry when it happened

29:18

to you, not when it favors, but

29:21

also the nature of it happening is

29:23

slightly different. Like him just promoting a

29:25

standard album is one thing, but this

29:27

is a direct album that's not just

29:29

also trying to float, but actively aggressing

29:31

towards him, right? Like it's actively defaming

29:33

his reputation. But that is the nature

29:36

of a rap battle. It's like, if

29:38

they, if they boosted his tailor-mates or

29:40

meet the grams or whatever it is,

29:42

It would also defame. I'm fairly certain

29:44

they boosted Family Matters and they must

29:46

have boosted Back to Back. Back to

29:49

Back Slapped. It was a crazy hit.

29:51

But I'm positive. Again, like you said,

29:53

bots are just everywhere. They're just working

29:55

every song. Back to Back was the

29:57

fucking song of the year, whatever you're

29:59

coming in. Is this their PR company,

30:01

like a Drake PR company? I see

30:04

this with Drake, I see this with

30:06

the weekend, I see it's a bunch

30:08

of artists. Every like few days there's

30:10

an onslaught of every Instagram page that's

30:12

like about music has more or less

30:14

the same post where it's just like

30:17

Drake is the number one most listened

30:19

to artists and they all have a...

30:21

different variation of the same post, it

30:23

all comes out. And as I'm scrolling

30:25

casually, I go, man, he's popping, this

30:27

motherfark, whatever. But I wonder if that

30:29

is a PR agency, that it's their

30:32

job to constantly push the narrative that

30:34

this person is the number one artist.

30:36

So that is a coordinated effort. Wow.

30:38

I feel so stupid to just put

30:40

that together now. Here I am thinking,

30:42

if we don't get a write up

30:45

about something. You know, if we're not

30:47

included in a list or something like

30:49

that, you're like, I guess nobody just

30:51

acknowledges. It's because we just didn't push

30:53

it out there to tell them. Because

30:55

we're not paying a PR agency to

30:57

class, like push a narrative. I put

31:00

together there are certain people. Yeah, yeah.

31:02

All that stuff, all the Instagram pages,

31:04

even like even old print magazines, I

31:06

think people know, like, like, sexiest man

31:08

in America. That's all PR. Oh my

31:10

God. But it's effective. But it's effective.

31:13

But it's effective. But it's effective. But

31:15

it's effective. But it's effective. But it's

31:17

effective. But it's effective. But it's effective.

31:19

Because it's effective. It's effective. It's effective.

31:21

It's effective. And I'm being, I don't

31:23

want to say duped, but I'm believing

31:25

the narrative. I'm like, oh my God,

31:28

this must be the biggest thing in

31:30

the world. Here we are busing our

31:32

ass on our own Instagram. Hoping people

31:34

see it. When in reality for way

31:36

less money, you could just pay 20

31:38

other Instagram pages. And then you'll feel

31:41

like it's unescapable? Yeah, it feels decentralized.

31:43

Because you're going through it and you're

31:45

like, dude, all of these disparate things

31:47

that have nothing to do with each

31:49

other are all promoting the same narrative.

31:51

And this is beyond music. I mean,

31:54

there were comedians that we were coming

31:56

up when we used to take, we

31:58

used to really care about those like

32:00

hottest comedians. There were some comedians that,

32:02

they were funny, sure, but early on

32:04

there on every fucking list and you

32:06

were like, what the hell is going

32:09

on? So they got their agents, or

32:11

their manager, the P, whatever, the manager,

32:13

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and

32:15

then you know. guy, is this the

32:17

hospital? Is the word? Is the way

32:19

they work? It's like, you just send

32:22

it to a couple of the top

32:24

ones? And then they copy each other,

32:26

trickle down. Now, the word, is it

32:28

inescapable? Inescapable? The inescapability of it, I

32:30

think, is the greatest, like, motivated factor,

32:32

because When you see 10 things online,

32:34

it feels like the biggest story. Yeah.

32:37

Right? Like with, I mean, honest, what

32:39

happened with the Kendrick thing? It's like,

32:41

you're online and you see every single

32:43

post is about it. They're like, oh,

32:45

Kendrick takes shot and shots or whatever.

32:47

And you're like, oh, wow, this feels

32:50

big. And the grand scheme of things?

32:52

It's nothing. Nobody gives a fine look.

32:54

But the perception, how's, wow, I know

32:56

I'm, I must sound like an absolute

32:58

retard right now, but you know, if

33:00

this works with. I was too. I

33:02

didn't know. This works for a random

33:05

narrative around a rap song or a

33:07

rapper or whatever. Imagine what they're feeding

33:09

to us politically, imagine what they're feeding

33:11

to us culturally. Oh yeah, dude, we

33:13

won't get to it with the Biden

33:15

stuff. You can hear the same line

33:18

from different media outlets, sorry, about Joe

33:20

Biden and defending this exact line, boom,

33:22

boom, boom, boom, everywhere. Would you say

33:24

decentralization? Yeah. That is where it becomes

33:26

so effective. Yeah. When it feels like

33:28

everyone around you shares the opinion, if

33:30

you don't have the opinion, you go,

33:33

I must be wrong. Yeah, you just

33:35

automatically can form. Yeah. Bro, you wonder

33:37

if Kendrick put that lyric in there?

33:39

Because he knew you were going to

33:41

talk about it? Of course. And then

33:43

you were going to promote the album?

33:46

Of course. He didn't count us taking

33:48

Thanksgiving. Mmmhmm. Hitch with a nice style

33:50

banner episode. Take that! Okay? But now

33:52

we talk about it. He fucking goddess.

33:54

God damn, damn. It's fucking smart, man.

33:56

Yeah, but how many Easter eggs do

33:58

we have in this episode that you

34:01

didn't even realize? There's so many. There's

34:03

so many. Easter eggs. Find them. Just

34:05

miss one. We never was wanting to.

34:07

Let's if you can rewind it and

34:09

find it. The total time of the

34:11

episode was 366 seconds. But

34:14

yeah, even the rat beef between Kendrick

34:16

and Drake, I think in the grand

34:18

scheme of things, the entire world didn't

34:20

really care. Like Drake is still going

34:22

to be the top streaming artists or

34:25

rap artists, but to us, that was

34:27

the only thing. And we think like

34:29

Drake has been dethroned, he has it.

34:31

That's so, like he's still going to

34:33

outstream. Like numbers? Numbers? Yeah. I just

34:36

think Drake is cultural influence. No.

34:38

Maybe a little bit here, but I

34:40

think worldwide, no. Yeah. This is, I

34:43

think this, and I think it's smart

34:45

what he's doing now. Like he's going

34:47

to do a little tour in Australia.

34:49

I thought that was really smart because

34:51

the way that Kendrick timed this beef

34:53

was brilliant. Right when you finish your

34:56

tour, I'm going to go to war

34:58

with you and you have nothing to

35:00

show that you're popping. Right? Because the

35:02

beauty of having a tour is saying

35:04

whatever you want. Videos are coming out.

35:06

That's reality. All this is chit-chat and

35:09

comments online. That's reality, right? There's some

35:11

people that said some shit about me

35:13

online or made videos about me online.

35:15

But then when we post the garden,

35:17

crypto, the forum. The arena, Etty Hot

35:20

Arena, the arenas in, literally the arenas

35:22

Drake is playing in Australia, the arenas

35:24

that we play in Australia. It's like,

35:26

it's very hard to believe that when

35:28

you're seeing the reality of people showing

35:30

up. And I think Drake needs a

35:33

nice win. Drake needs the, you know

35:35

what the tourist called, I need a

35:37

Max Wind tour. Yeah, that, I didn't,

35:39

we're smart. It felt a little desperate.

35:41

Yeah. But we can't let Drake off

35:44

the hook. This is the dumbest thing

35:46

he could have possibly done. The suing

35:48

shit. Oh, like this is street crack.

35:50

He looks so fucking cord. Yeah, that's

35:52

what I would say. anybody who says

35:54

his streams are gonna be up because

35:57

Drake is a pop star. He just

35:59

is, it's like saying, Nelly out, he

36:01

outsold, I don't know, Jay-Z maybe in

36:03

the year 2000, from 2000 to 2007.

36:05

That don't make him a better rapper

36:07

than Jay-Z or nobody's gonna put him

36:10

on a rap list above Jay-Z. But

36:12

it was pop music that hit. Drake

36:14

has pop music that hits, so he's

36:16

always gonna be crazy ahead on streams.

36:18

I just think as a rapper, he's

36:21

moving horribly. Anita Max Win, not a

36:23

great name for a tour. The lawsuit,

36:25

it's like, you already got embarrassed and

36:27

now you're just embarrassing yourself. What do

36:29

you do? But what if it goes

36:31

to a lawsuit and then he's able

36:34

to win and successfully prove in a

36:36

court that Kendrick Streams were in play?

36:38

No one cares. Yeah, the song was

36:40

still fire. That's the thing. The song,

36:42

like, this is like, this is the

36:45

thing that he's messing up. If the

36:47

song wasn't a slapper, but it was

36:49

really popular, I think that we'd be

36:51

like, ah, that makes sense. Yeah. The

36:53

song goes crazy. Yeah. Mm-hmm. It goes,

36:55

it's almost as good as whacked out

36:58

murals. It's really all that level. I

37:00

might be biased, but it's on that

37:02

level of whacked-down mirrors. But what if

37:04

not like us had a thing about

37:06

what jokes were funny? Then do you

37:08

think it would have been just the

37:11

greatest of all this? Greatestong of all

37:13

time. You could charge Spotify double. We're

37:15

still streaming. That shit would be a

37:17

beat thriller. Yeah,

37:21

no, if you said about euphoria,

37:24

I love euphoria, but like, we'd

37:26

be like, oh yeah, euphoria being

37:28

the number one song in the

37:30

world, it's a little weird. Yes,

37:32

but not like us, you hear

37:34

it outside everywhere and everybody's wrapping

37:36

every lyric when it comes on.

37:38

That fuck them up, is that,

37:40

is that, yeah, that fucking up.

37:42

Yeah, that's crazy. No, he, listen,

37:45

he's really good at making music.

37:47

That's the other thing. As annoying

37:49

as he can be, he is

37:51

also very good at making music.

37:53

Some of the stuff, I'm like,

37:55

okay, whatever. But sometimes you hear

37:57

it and you're like, what the

37:59

fuck, this guy's phenomenal at the

38:01

craft of making music. So saying

38:03

that somebody's using bots that's really

38:06

good at making music. It's a

38:08

tough pill to swallow for, I

38:10

think. And has been co-signed by

38:12

every other goat. Every other goat

38:14

also says, nah, this guy's a

38:16

fucking truth. So it's not even,

38:18

you can't just say, oh, only

38:20

casuals like him. You can't just

38:22

say, like, if I hate on

38:24

Drake, but Snoop, Jay, whoever, every

38:26

one of them is like, nah,

38:29

that guy is different. Yeah. I'm

38:31

a dick. What did he say?

38:33

He said, what Kendrick said about

38:35

Snoop? He said, uh... So remember

38:37

when Drake put out the disc

38:39

where? The Taylor Maid Free Style?

38:41

The AI? And like Snoop like

38:43

reposted it. And Kendrick's like, you

38:45

know, how are you going to

38:47

do that? Like you must have

38:50

been, you must have ate animals.

38:52

He said it must have been

38:54

that. He said it must have

38:56

been the edibles. He said it

38:58

must have the laughing crying. Snoop's

39:00

a man. Yeah, Snoop could do

39:02

whatever he wants, bro, that's OG.

39:04

But that's like Snook could do

39:06

whatever he wants and the fact

39:08

that he even retracted that. Yeah.

39:11

That is their respecting Kendrick like

39:13

that. Like Drake is every step,

39:15

even the fucking going on streaming

39:17

and the betting and doing little

39:19

subliminals, like itch, you can tell

39:21

he's still bothered. Yeah, I think

39:23

Drake, like most people in entertainment.

39:25

care deeply what people think of

39:27

fair and they crave approval. And

39:29

now for the first time in

39:32

20 years Drake believes

39:34

that the perception of him might

39:36

be skewed. It might be he's

39:38

a pedophile or it might be

39:41

I don't think that people really

39:43

believe he's a pedophile. I do

39:45

you guys think that they really

39:47

believe that? I don't think so,

39:49

I don't think so, but it's

39:51

just a funny thing. It's a

39:53

funny punchline, right? But I think

39:55

that that really affects him. Listen,

39:57

he is a performer. He's an

39:59

artist. does something in front of

40:02

a crowd. We know a lot

40:04

about that. Yeah. We're affected by

40:06

what people think about it. I

40:08

absolutely am. And that's gotta be

40:10

fucking tough, especially when you've been

40:12

loved by everybody. A rain that

40:14

we have never seen. Phenomial. Maybe

40:16

not all the music. We've definitely

40:18

wrapped. We've never seen someone on

40:21

top for a decade. Plus 15

40:23

years? On top. Even one push

40:25

exposing for whatever. Came back. Right

40:27

back within a month. You know

40:29

how Drake wins this? just threatened

40:31

to make sweet love to kendri.

40:33

That's what I'm saying. Because we

40:35

saw that piece. That piece is

40:37

real? That piece is real. No,

40:39

no, that's aggravated assault. That's, that's

40:42

dangerous. Deadly weapons. That's assault with

40:44

it. Deadly weapons. So you say

40:46

you not carry it like that?

40:48

My shit gonna fit a little

40:50

bit. And then I'm gonna call,

40:52

I'm gonna call Kenny my holster.

40:55

She'll be in like us. Hey,

40:57

thank you, dog. No, but I

40:59

for real, I don't think he

41:01

went there with it and he

41:03

needs to. Yeah. That's where you

41:05

need to go with it. Yeah.

41:08

If you really about that life.

41:10

C-O-B. You know, certified lover boy.

41:12

Show us that you're a certified

41:14

lover boy, man. Put them on

41:16

your lap. Give them a popcorn.

41:18

Give them a popcorn. You gotta

41:20

give them a popcorn. Pop popcorn.

41:24

No, for real, you gotta give them that

41:26

popcorn. If you're not willing to go there,

41:29

you're not willing to win a battle. You're

41:31

not willing to win a beef. Kendrick went

41:33

there, called him a profile. You gotta go

41:35

there, come in a little kiss, sit on

41:38

my little statue. That

41:41

is the only one up

41:43

to you can't go anywhere

41:45

past that. Or Kendrick got

41:47

a day like, I'm gonna

41:50

suck it. Oh, that's the

41:52

only way. And then they

41:54

meet up. Then they meet

41:56

up. And we watch. You

41:59

deserve it. the internet,

42:01

right? Yes it will. Break

42:04

the internet. If we started

42:06

right here and face off,

42:09

that's like a no solution.

42:11

What type of loop do

42:14

you want? Mustard! I

42:16

think we did figure it

42:19

out. I think we did

42:21

figure it out. Everybody gets

42:23

these jokes, y'all. Everybody. Everybody.

42:26

And nobody's gonna stop getting

42:28

them. OK? Absolutely. That's the

42:31

reality of the matter. Maybe

42:33

not my grandmother. Can we

42:35

stop that? Listen. We gonna,

42:38

we gonna, actually. She is

42:40

alive. Okay, just check. Are

42:43

you sure? Yeah. You've got

42:45

to warn her from what

42:47

she did for those soldiers.

42:50

No, right? What do you

42:52

think the flaps look like?

42:54

I was not married. No,

42:57

no. What do you think?

43:01

I'm just... This is what I

43:03

mean, bro. Are we moo-in? I'll

43:06

see moo-in. We can stop with

43:08

a joke somewhere. No. The mighty

43:10

jungle. Please don't sing. My scratch

43:13

dance with my water. No, there's

43:15

something he's going to joke about.

43:17

We can save some room. Don't

43:20

hook him up. You can't. But

43:22

you know, Kendrick talked about his

43:24

grandma too. What? His line in

43:26

TV off, bitch, I cut my

43:29

granny off if she don't see

43:31

it how I see it. Yeah.

43:33

Damn. Oh, that's wild. Could your

43:36

granny off? Yeah, no, I would

43:38

never come my granny off. You

43:40

know if she sucked it. I've

43:43

never cut your granny off either. Yeah,

43:46

I had a cut her off. No,

43:48

I'm not having it. I had a

43:50

granny on it. No, see, I apologize

43:52

to your grandma, that's law. You can't

43:54

make bars, I mean, lines about your

43:57

grandma. That's what Kendrick sounds like. He

44:00

realizes that's what he said. Hey, you're being

44:02

new to your grandma. Hey, stop that. Nothing

44:04

more than that place. No, but for real.

44:07

Back to your grandma. No, bro. I think

44:09

we got to put her legs in a

44:11

diamond position. No, don't do that. You got

44:13

to put her legs in a diamond. You

44:16

got to put her in a diamond. And

44:18

then you got to get up in between

44:20

the diamond. And then you have her toes

44:23

go webbing to webbing and cross like that.

44:25

to lock in. Yes, you do. No, that's

44:27

law. No, no, no. Then you take her

44:29

in a bounce house. Call up Drake. Take

44:32

her in a bounce house. Take her in

44:34

a bounce house. Let's talk some sports, dude.

44:36

Yeah, what are we got going on? Yeah,

44:39

there's first of all, there's gonna be great

44:41

games this week. Who we got? The best

44:43

games is this Thursday. Thursday and I games

44:45

are not always good. This is, what's on,

44:48

is that on Amazon? Amazon, Amazon Prime. Packer's

44:50

Lions. The Lions are I think 11 and

44:52

1. Best team in the league, according to

44:55

most people. Packers are a little up and

44:57

down, but still very good. They're like nine

44:59

and three, I think. And it's a, but

45:01

it's a divisional game. And I think it's

45:04

in Detroit, but still, it's gonna be a

45:06

fucking good game. I actually think Green Bay

45:08

has a chance. I think Detroit has been

45:11

kind of, they had some huge wins, massive

45:13

wins, but they had a few in a

45:15

row, it seems like, where they just kind

45:17

of squeak by. Why are they so good

45:20

this so good this year? I know they

45:22

were good last year, but like once. I

45:24

think the offensive coordinator name is Ben Johnson.

45:27

He's a fucking, like amazing, like really creative

45:29

play designs. A good offensive coordinator can level

45:31

up the play of the quarterback. Jared Golf

45:33

has been fairly good, his whole career, nothing

45:36

incredible at all, but this year he's like

45:38

playing out of his mind. So I think

45:40

that's the main thing. And then I think

45:43

the coach Dan Campbell made like a culture

45:45

that is like true. He's legit. Did you

45:47

watch the Hard Knox at all? No. As

45:49

a show I don't normally care for, but

45:52

if you watch the Detroit Lions one from

45:54

like two years ago when he first got

45:56

there, it's awesome. You love this guy. You

45:59

love playing for him, you love rooting for

46:01

him. they've just all bought it in a

46:03

way that I didn't know if they could

46:05

recover from San Francisco, but they did I

46:08

think the coach said something about that loss

46:10

He's like well, this is the hardest thing.

46:12

It's getting your team back up to go

46:15

do it again Yeah, like when you reach

46:17

almost the mountaintop, right? That's a far away

46:19

and they had a big lead and they

46:21

blew it they just fell apart. Yeah, I

46:24

don't know if they'll fall apart this year

46:26

the Eagles look really good The Packers look

46:28

good, they couldn't lose. The Sequoarkly turnaround is

46:31

unbelievable, dude. And what is it, it's just

46:33

like, is it better play calling? Is it

46:35

better line? Is it healthier? And it's a

46:37

good offensive line. Good offensive line makes the

46:40

biggest difference. But also, he's just healthiest difference.

46:42

I think we love these stories because there's

46:44

always a little bit in us, this feeling

46:47

like, if I was given the opportunity. Yeah.

46:49

And he was kind of disrespected by the

46:51

opportunity. So we're all kind of rooting for

46:53

them. The other game is going to be

46:56

really good though, is the Chiefs and Chargers.

46:58

I think the Chargers actually have a shot

47:00

at this. Because the Chiefs just keep beating,

47:03

they barely meet everyone. They're winning every fucking

47:05

time. It's like defying all probability, but they're

47:07

winning every game by like three points, two

47:09

points. But isn't there a little part of

47:12

you that goes... That's because when the going

47:14

gets tough, they have another level they can

47:16

get to. I think so, but the bills

47:19

beat them, I think pretty handily, I think,

47:21

and the bills are really good. They're like

47:23

a truly good team. Yeah. And I think

47:25

the chargers with Jim Harbaugh is their new

47:28

coach and he's a quarterback guy. I think

47:30

they're a good team. So you're going, well

47:32

you're Texas. I think I think I go

47:35

lions and I think I go chargers. Wow.

47:37

But I don't know what the spreads are

47:39

or anything like that. Those are teams I

47:41

think will win. But yeah, I think the

47:44

charges can actually meet the chiefs. I think

47:46

again. I mean, that's probably the money right

47:48

there. Yeah, my home seems to pull it

47:51

out. But like that, those would be my

47:53

picks. Yeah, you just so. But this is

47:55

a fun football season, man. There's a, I

47:57

can't believe, I'm gonna, I know people are

48:00

gonna be so excited when I make this

48:02

analogy with paddle with paddle, but uh. I've

48:04

noticed, you know, if we're playing against people

48:06

that are better than us, and it goes

48:09

to like a golden point, I don't know

48:11

if they do this in tennis at all,

48:13

where it's like deuce and you just go,

48:16

okay, whoever wins the next one. Oh, no.

48:18

Okay. So I notice we're playing with people

48:20

that are better than us, it might get

48:22

to golden. But they win every golden. And

48:25

it's because they have that extra level. And

48:27

they just took their foot off the gas

48:29

a little bit. We got kind of close.

48:32

We think we can close it. It's like,

48:34

no, they have another fucking level. And I

48:36

feel like that's Pat Mahomes. He has that

48:38

kind of Brady-esque composure where it's like, if

48:41

you let him stay in the game? Yeah.

48:43

Late? Yeah. He's gonna make something happen. Yeah,

48:45

yeah. So you need to like really pad

48:48

that fucking lead against it. Yeah, I guess

48:50

actually the Bill's game did get close another

48:52

to think about it. But yeah, that could

48:54

be it. But the NFL, the talent disparity

48:57

is not what, because of free agency and

48:59

all these other things, there's a lot more

49:01

parody. So it's not like you can just

49:04

slide by doing that for effort. Like, sorry,

49:06

go, go. The talent gap between you and

49:08

the guys across you from the guys across

49:10

you from the net is probably pretty big.

49:13

It's across you from the net is probably

49:15

pretty big. It's across you from the net

49:17

is probably pretty big. This is not the

49:20

NFL's I mean he's the best but like

49:22

you know so you tell me that Derek

49:24

Henry story that I keep hearing about Derek

49:26

Henry God like a resurgence and oh dude

49:29

so he could he The idea is that

49:31

running back you don't pay him after 30

49:33

Derek Henry is one of the best running

49:36

backs ever maybe and he he enters free

49:38

agency he says kind of openly I want

49:40

to play for Dallas Dallas is like no

49:42

we want to save our money we're cheap

49:45

we're like the fucking clippers from back in

49:47

the day we just don't spend on free

49:49

agents they don't sign them Baltimore picks him

49:52

up and he's having a crazy year but

49:54

he's like insanely dedicated like one of these

49:56

Tom Brady types. no fried food no refined

49:58

sugar intermittent fasting won't eat until after his

50:01

workout but like if he does eat it'll

50:03

be like a banana or half an avocado

50:05

suffering but then also the play that went

50:08

viral in Thanksgiving is he got like to

50:10

handle handily tackled by some little white cornerback

50:12

oh to Jean yeah yeah yeah yeah coopered

50:14

Jean is a but it was tricky like

50:17

he was catching a screen so he didn't

50:19

really tackle is great. Shock is beautiful. But

50:21

yeah, Derek Henry is still a problem. Okay.

50:24

Yeah. And is this another one of these

50:26

cool stories where the two runningbacks that could

50:28

potentially break the running back record were guys

50:30

that potentially were afterthoughts? Yeah. Like kind of

50:33

just not want to buy their old teams

50:35

and nobody was really going to crazy. These

50:37

are the storylines you need in sports. I

50:40

feel like outside of who's going to win

50:42

the championship. Yeah. And then there's like the.

50:44

the the underdogs you can't really call personal

50:46

sports but these like personal stories where you

50:49

can relate to them outside of them actually

50:51

winning the final game and team team wise

50:53

underdog wise buffalo looks like at the moment

50:56

the best team in the league right historically

50:58

never won anything yeah super loyal fans the

51:00

best bills mafia almost want them to get

51:02

one like and then the other one is

51:05

detroit yeah detroit like we all feel bad

51:07

for detroit as a city yeah and then

51:09

all of a sudden the best team in

51:12

the league this is the best record they've

51:14

ever had through 12 games yeah so like

51:16

those two storylines alone in each conference is

51:18

enough to make this exciting yeah the charges

51:21

are good again Jim Harba is kind of

51:23

taking this quarterback that we thought might be

51:25

good and turning might be falling apart I

51:28

don't feel knows what they're doing. I'm cool.

51:30

I'm curious to see what happens once the

51:32

Netflix games come on. Yeah, it's going to

51:34

be interesting. Because it's, to me, it's just,

51:37

and I know people can do it because

51:39

they have YouTube TV on their phone or

51:41

whatever like that, but it just seems so

51:44

much easier to open up the app and

51:46

watch the game. The Tyson Paulify proved that.

51:48

60 million households. Insanity. It's just so much

51:50

easier. I think that. It's going to be

51:53

very hard to not open up your phone

51:55

and just watch a little of the game.

51:57

In the same way that now that the

51:59

paper views are one click away on your

52:02

phone. Yeah, I'm watching every single phone. It's

52:04

also just habit. The first thing most people

52:06

go to is Netflix. If they're on TV,

52:09

on their smart TV, first app I open

52:11

is Netflix. Yeah. And then that transition for

52:13

sports, because sports was the last one that

52:15

needed to. Yeah. Right, because we're going to

52:18

watch the fucking games no matter what. if

52:20

those numbers double, triple, skyrocket, yeah. What does

52:22

that do for the brand? And how much

52:25

will Netflix pay for the rights? Because networks

52:27

would pay everything because sports is one of

52:29

the few things you have to watch live.

52:31

There's like a few TV shows, maybe every

52:34

year, maybe every year, maybe one, honestly, a

52:36

year. But sports, if I'm watching, if I'm

52:38

waiting, it might get ruined for me. So

52:41

I'll watch it live, I'll talk to my

52:43

friends. They'll sit to watch it live. But

52:45

if Netflix throws crazy bags, it's done. By

52:47

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been watching it. I think it's, I think

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it's, I think it's got two things going

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for them. It's not as promoted as penguin.

53:13

penguin, I go into penguin and I go,

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I've already seen 40 Instagram posts about how

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it's the highest rated episode in IMDB. So

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is wired. expectations kills it. Exactly. So dune

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I had nothing to watch and I started

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watching it and like there's some line in

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it's an interesting world they spent some money

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on the set design like the sets look

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very cool. They got good actors, like, I'm

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three Epson, I couldn't get through the penguin.

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53:54

with the penguin, everybody loves it, but this

53:56

shit, I think they might got one now.

53:58

Yeah, this is good. I think they might

54:01

have got one. Bro, I just found out

54:03

about true detective. The fuck is wrong with

54:05

you guys. First season phenomenal. Why didn't no

54:07

one tell me? This shit isn't there. After

54:10

that... You know what? I watched the most

54:12

recent one. I liked it. Really? Yeah, it's

54:14

good. That took place in Alaska. Thematically, it's

54:17

a little bit different. Oh,

54:19

uh, the lesbian, the little

54:21

lesbian, um, lesbian actress. Little

54:23

lesbian actress? What's her name?

54:25

Jody Foster? Oh, she's a

54:27

lesbian? Yeah, she's phenomenal. She's

54:29

phenomenal, bro. She's, yeah, she's

54:31

great actress. She's phenomenal. She's

54:33

phenomenal. She's phenomenal. I heard

54:35

the one, Hirsch La Ali,

54:37

was good. Oh, that was

54:40

pretty good too. Yeah, that

54:42

was pretty good too. First

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one's still undeniable. I mean,

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with McConahay and uh... Mesmerizing.

54:48

I'd never seen a performance

54:50

like Harrison's. What do you

54:52

have? Harrison's fine. You just

54:54

started watching? Yeah, I'm on

54:56

the episode too. It's just,

54:58

this is far. Enjoy. I

55:00

don't know what to tell

55:02

me, right? It's crazy. I

55:04

go back, I go, go

55:07

back to his college highlights.

55:09

We're watching college highlights of

55:11

Derek Henry, and he's like,

55:13

he's big. I'm like, he's

55:15

good. I don't know who

55:17

he is. He's like, you

55:19

should look into this, this

55:21

guy's wild. And then what's

55:23

the fat quarterback? Jared Lorenzo,

55:25

I was sharing that. Jared

55:27

Lorenzo. What's going on? Anyway,

55:29

let's get back to the

55:31

show boys. Yeah, shout out,

55:34

shout out, uh, Joe Biden.

55:36

Real ones, real ones. No,

55:38

but finally, finally, um, first

55:40

of all, a lot of

55:42

people are, okay, let's just

55:44

clarify some things. There are

55:46

people that are annoyed by

55:48

this. They're not annoyed that

55:50

he did it. Correct. of

55:52

the time time.

55:54

It doesn't matter. Would you

55:56

pardon your child? Hells, yes.

55:58

gosh dad,

56:01

but I gosh that, but.

56:03

You think your daddy would

56:05

pardon you? No. You think

56:07

your daddy would pardon you

56:09

though? I mean that. Good

56:11

question. I think he

56:13

good question. I

56:15

think charged you like

56:17

you like There's

56:19

a catch. There's a catch

56:21

for sure. Yeah. He would

56:23

not not pardon

56:26

my brother brother.

56:28

You would pardon me, but then he just would make

56:30

had had, like a really really shitty life or something

56:33

like that. like that. You wouldn't accept it.

56:35

You wouldn't accept the party. Like, the to

56:37

the here. like I'm I don't want to

56:39

deal with this. I don't wanna deal this over You're

56:41

like, you ain't holding this on my head. I'm damn butt-fucked in this cell.

56:43

No, that, I think the thing I think the thing

56:45

that's annoying, obviously, is this idea that,

56:47

like, Democrats pretend that they're better than

56:49

Republicans. Democrats Once Democrats we be like, yo,

56:51

we ain't shit. And also, wrong. don't

56:53

get me wrong, Republicans also pretend that

56:55

they're better, right? has everybody has their own

56:57

little grandstanding. just do it about different

56:59

things. I guess yeah, but you know are

57:01

are like the Republicans won't respect the rule

57:03

of law the you know law. He's gonna and

57:06

I guess this isn't breaking the rule of

57:08

law, but breaking the broke a law.

57:10

then he's using a caveat to

57:12

get him to get But I think

57:14

this is the annoyance of the is

57:16

the is the hypocrisy. Oh, hypocrisy, is

57:19

hypocrisy. Hypocracy. Hypocracy

57:21

theme. theme of the episode Kendrick.

57:24

So, yes, yes, it is. Yes, is. I is,

57:26

yes you can do that. He's still watching. I was hearing

57:28

watching. this Hunter hearing about this

57:30

Hunter Biden story, We'll tune wants to

57:32

tune in? be might be some

57:35

Easter eggs in here. You

57:37

know, there might be some different

57:39

be some a Patreon. He is

57:41

a Patreon subscriber. subscriber. Anywho. I think

57:43

that's the annoying thing. Nobody

57:45

disagrees with the action. Correct. action. Correct.

57:48

Or at least least they This is a very small amount. a

57:50

very small what did he do What

57:52

did he do, even? Pardon the son? Yeah, you

57:54

could again his dick's up with a Glock in his in

57:56

his hand. his a hand. crime in

57:58

America. What the hell? what

58:00

is he, like what does

58:02

he, like what does he,

58:04

hemmed, jammed up for him?

58:06

Who got his in? He

58:09

didn't fill out a gun

58:11

form correctly. My God. He

58:13

lied on it. America. I

58:15

think he said he never

58:17

been convicted of a crime

58:19

or something like that. Right?

58:21

Yeah. He might have forgot.

58:23

He was off the drugs.

58:25

Well, I want to know

58:27

what's going on. I'll be

58:29

catching everything, bro. Hold on.

58:31

What's that one? Three percent.

58:33

Yeah, yeah. What the... Oh

58:35

my god! Oh! Are crazy!

58:37

Wow! Golden glove! My hands

58:39

are absolutely crazy right now.

58:41

Bro, your hands are insane.

58:43

Shit. Throw Kendrick at... Rams.

58:49

Okay. Um, so yeah, I don't know,

58:51

like, it's a crazy, but you kill.

58:53

I can't, you know, but the quick,

58:55

the quick, they are fast. Is it

58:57

childproof? What the fun? This is crazy.

58:59

This one is strong. It's a strong

59:01

one. Ooh, I could really smell that

59:03

one. He also didn't pay his taxes.

59:05

Who did it? Hunter, but then paid

59:07

them back after. I feel like you

59:09

shouldn't have to pay taxes to them.

59:11

Don't you feel like... Yeah, conservatives should

59:13

look at this and be like, yo,

59:15

this guy hates theft? Oh, sounds like

59:18

we're on Hunter Biden's. He loves guns,

59:20

hates taxes. No, shout out Hunter Biden.

59:22

Hunter Biden's a conservative. He's a real

59:24

conservative dude. That's sick. 100% is. No,

59:26

I mean, like, yeah, this is just,

59:28

it's the glaring hypocrisy, and you've got

59:30

to let Republicans run with this one

59:32

to have some fun. And you said,

59:34

you all got to eat this one.

59:36

You said four months, we are not,

59:38

Joe Biden will not, pardon Hunter. That

59:40

is the concern that is for months,

59:42

we are not, Joe Biden will not,

59:44

pardon and Hunter. Just don't say it.

59:46

That is the concern that people have,

59:48

Republicans, you've got to eat it. Simple

59:50

as that. I think Biden said that

59:53

shit because he was going to run

59:55

again. he's like, I let me say

59:57

the good shit now and get an

59:59

office and then after I'm a mom

1:00:01

I think he had planned the entire

1:00:03

time he was going to part. Of

1:00:05

course. Yeah. That's his son. But he's

1:00:07

tweeting like, oh, nobody's above the law.

1:00:09

Don't say that. Just in general, say

1:00:11

nobody's above the law so far. Yeah,

1:00:13

say that shit. Sell them a dream.

1:00:15

Say what I want to do. Like

1:00:17

I was saying, the line, everybody has

1:00:19

one line, which is, well, now that

1:00:21

we have a convicted felon in office,

1:00:23

all rules are off. It's like, don't

1:00:26

make it, uh, they're worse than us

1:00:28

still. Just be like, hey, who gives

1:00:30

a fuck? What's y'all expect? You wouldn't

1:00:32

pardon your son? You wouldn't lie about

1:00:34

it? Of course. I always joke came

1:00:36

out and said that exactly. Yeah. What

1:00:38

would you all do? You want me

1:00:40

to try to lose the election? What

1:00:42

am I supposed to do? Tell you

1:00:44

earlier? Oh yeah, I'm a break the

1:00:46

law. It's actually not the law. But

1:00:48

I'm going to do anything wrong. I'm

1:00:50

going to bail my kid out just

1:00:52

because I have a lot of power.

1:00:54

Yeah, you're not going to vote for

1:00:56

that. Maybe we wouldn't, maybe we

1:00:59

would, no, actually. Of course I'm a part

1:01:01

of my son, I'm a president. Yeah, crazy?

1:01:03

Yeah, and anybody who says that wouldn't, he

1:01:05

is a partner of a gas company in

1:01:07

Ukraine, you think I'm not gonna part? Yeah,

1:01:09

and then goes, same thing Trump did when

1:01:11

they, actually, that is exactly, when they asked

1:01:13

him about the taxes, he was like, yeah,

1:01:15

I found loopholes around paying taxes, that's what

1:01:17

you're supposed to do. If Joe was like,

1:01:19

I'm a part of my son, I'm a

1:01:21

part of my son, I'm a part of

1:01:23

my son, I'm a, I'm a part of

1:01:25

my son, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,

1:01:27

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,

1:01:29

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,

1:01:31

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,

1:01:33

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I You

1:01:35

might be like, I like that. I like

1:01:37

that, I respect that. It's funny now, he's

1:01:39

claiming now that DOJ is like. Out to

1:01:41

get him. Yeah, out to get him. And

1:01:43

I'm like, yo, that's Trump's ball, bro. Who's

1:01:45

saying that pie? Yeah, by the way. So

1:01:47

we're childs. They're all he doing this because

1:01:50

of what his last name is. Get the

1:01:52

fuck out of our shit. Because what do

1:01:54

white people steal from black people, dude? Come

1:01:56

on. We've been off the vaccine. We've been

1:01:58

off the vaccine. We black people knew that.

1:02:00

backseat was fucked up

1:02:02

so fast. Shut was fucked

1:02:04

up on, fast. And now

1:02:06

y 'all late to

1:02:08

shit. That's even all

1:02:10

shit. I'm sorry. Come on. y 'all

1:02:12

now y'all it is so true. Black people

1:02:14

knew that backseat was not to be trusted.

1:02:16

Why did you guys know? So we'd

1:02:18

be knowing you can't trust the fucking government?

1:02:20

It is yo, is, so funny. No, this is so we've

1:02:22

bars literally is what we've been through. No,

1:02:24

this is so funny. The new you can't

1:02:26

you can't trust the government, you can't trust

1:02:28

authority, can't trust it. Black people can't trust

1:02:30

them, rightfully so, for fucking

1:02:33

200 years. Okay. so, for people are

1:02:35

in on it. Now white And

1:02:37

it's are in on it, and it's like. That's a

1:02:39

a great take. That is a

1:02:41

great take. Oh people Now white

1:02:43

people are like, I think

1:02:45

the police do some fucked up

1:02:47

shit. fucked up shit. I you. thank you.

1:02:49

you, finally. Killed all of

1:02:51

our leaders. leaders. So next we're going to

1:02:53

become Karen's watch. You don't want that shit back.

1:02:55

I mean, it just started, dude.

1:02:57

You Do you watch G&X? Did you see the animals? Bro,

1:02:59

blind the transatlantic government is a little racist, the government

1:03:01

to a little racist, dude. you have

1:03:03

to me. people who are these people who

1:03:05

are like, government wouldn't do anything wrong. they're

1:03:07

like, oh, what about Tuskegee, you know, do it to experiments?

1:03:10

And But like, oh, well, they wouldn't do it

1:03:12

to us. to white know what I mean? Like, they

1:03:14

wouldn't do it to So what happened they but they're not

1:03:16

gonna do it to white people. So They happened? They

1:03:18

gave syphilis to the pilots? to white people. Why

1:03:21

would they give it to the

1:03:23

to pilot? They see an altitude see an

1:03:25

they would have syphilis. Because they

1:03:27

had the red tails down there. Because

1:03:29

they had the red tails experiment? was done

1:03:31

by the was had the greatest pilot

1:03:33

that America ever had. They didn't

1:03:35

lose one bomber. They had the

1:03:37

greatest pilot that America ever had. They

1:03:40

greatest flying record in World

1:03:42

War II. They didn't didn't lose

1:03:44

one bomber. There There

1:03:46

was races were like, I'm

1:03:49

not flying. I'm not flying

1:03:51

people them black in the air with

1:03:54

the planes on their backs air with

1:03:56

protect this in their backs air with the

1:03:58

planes on their backs. pomer. Yeah. they

1:04:00

can fly on but then mother

1:04:02

focus can't tell you. No but

1:04:05

but and then they were giving

1:04:07

them syphilis as well or they're

1:04:09

different black people at the base.

1:04:11

So hold on I'm this is

1:04:14

my body so just he is

1:04:16

popping down. So there's a syphilis

1:04:18

black yeah, yeah, and then there

1:04:20

were red tails. They were not

1:04:22

military these syphilis guys What? Yeah,

1:04:25

no, they were just regular shirt.

1:04:27

Oh my god. They should have

1:04:29

been in the military. They would

1:04:31

have completely avoided this. I don't

1:04:34

know about that But

1:04:37

yeah, I think they were the sharecroppers down there.

1:04:39

They were doing a thing. And they were

1:04:41

like, oh, we're going to do an experiment. We're

1:04:43

going to give you some vaccines and stuff. And

1:04:46

we're like sharecropping still in 1942. No, I think

1:04:48

it was like some shit like that. Like

1:04:50

they were, it was like some fucked up situation

1:04:52

where they were kind of working or something. Yeah.

1:04:54

And they were like, yeah, we'll give you. I

1:04:57

don't know exactly. Talk that shit. That's a

1:04:59

perfect, that's a perfect, that's a perfect example of

1:05:01

how we, they were sharecroppers. You see, I told

1:05:03

you. That was still around the 19th, yeah. Yeah,

1:05:05

America's pretty raised it so reasonably. You can't

1:05:07

trust America. Come on, man, we've been telling you.

1:05:10

No, America's fire. But they pulled on, there's some

1:05:12

bad people in it. Yeah, it's a bad home

1:05:14

bridge, dude. A lot of my roots. There's

1:05:16

a lot of my... We're probably the my roots

1:05:18

in it, that's a bad home break. But it

1:05:21

might have been a minus, it did that shit.

1:05:23

And it might have been the migrants. We

1:05:25

got to look into it. We got to look

1:05:27

into it. Okay, anyway, go on. And they were

1:05:29

like, no, we're going to give you a little

1:05:32

vaccine. They're all right, sure. Sure. And that

1:05:34

was the experiment though. I wonder if they're gonna

1:05:36

die. But the idea was that it was gonna

1:05:38

protect them. No. No, the idea was, let's see

1:05:40

how long it takes from the night. Yeah.

1:05:42

Who? Oh, maybe this. It was like, we gave

1:05:45

a hundred people similar. And you know, it was

1:05:47

crazy. He said, who? Okay. in there. Yeah, they

1:05:49

were the Wuhan Bats of the 19th Baptist.

1:05:51

This is nah. What's is tell me now?

1:05:53

are you going to

1:05:56

tell me now? Did weren't

1:05:58

people a livable wage

1:06:00

when they all the and shit?

1:06:02

and shit? What the the fuck

1:06:04

else are you going to

1:06:07

tell me now? now? No,

1:06:09

there's a wild shit. You're has a

1:06:11

history of has a history of

1:06:13

of color. towards this history you're

1:06:15

telling me right now?

1:06:17

Is this to me, right? telling

1:06:20

me right now? Well we to stop

1:06:22

joking around about around guys.

1:06:24

Those guys. I think we ought

1:06:26

to stop joking around

1:06:28

about them immediately. them immediately. Like those

1:06:31

guys, those, those the reason millions

1:06:33

of black people didn't get millions

1:06:35

of black people didn't get the COVID vaccine. some

1:06:37

of them, they protected you. But some of

1:06:39

you go. you go. Yes and no, but. But let's

1:06:41

go on. go of Some of them

1:06:44

got the ability to fly, and

1:06:46

that's how they became the they became the

1:06:48

airman. me. like like X -Men. me. an

1:06:50

has an origin story. That is

1:06:52

a pretty sick sick. Yeah, that good can come

1:06:54

good can come from bad. can come

1:06:56

come from bad, I mean, wow. And know?

1:06:58

have I mean, wow. And if

1:07:00

you have podcast, this podcast, try a

1:07:03

flight simulator. You know what I mean? mean?

1:07:05

have have amazing eyes. You might have a a

1:07:07

superpower. Mark is good, yeah. it. good. fucking good. What's

1:07:09

the first person of the right of the

1:07:11

right brothers plan was

1:07:13

just a just a black guy with a

1:07:15

big fucking guy. You just jump in there. Sonic.

1:07:17

Run really fast, it's just one big yam. Oh

1:07:19

man. Oh yeah, bro. This is wild. Yeah, I

1:07:21

think is up the I think

1:07:23

Biden fucked up the

1:07:25

timing his kid. Okay. Every

1:07:28

Thanksgiving, presidents

1:07:30

have to pardon a turkey. And I think think

1:07:32

they bring out a a silver

1:07:34

platter. It's his son. And

1:07:36

he goes, all right, fine. And

1:07:38

I little son. have to. I guess I

1:07:41

I think it was to. Thanksgiving,

1:07:43

they it turkey, but we thought

1:07:45

it was Mark's they pardoned his turkey, but

1:07:47

vagina. fuck are you even

1:07:49

doing right now? Dude, why did

1:07:51

you talk to him grandma's vagina.

1:07:53

Can we blur that blur that? Can

1:07:55

we blur that? I mean, we blur like,

1:07:57

is there like, is there nothing say?

1:08:00

is my actual grandmother. Make

1:08:02

sure I'm my family, dude.

1:08:04

What the fuck? That's she's

1:08:07

a American hero, man. She's

1:08:09

an American hero. You got

1:08:11

her in her British era,

1:08:14

right? Got her respect to

1:08:16

bets. Yeah. She actually met

1:08:18

one of the Tuskegee years.

1:08:21

Oh, she sure did. She

1:08:23

showed the red tails, though.

1:08:25

I don't think that we

1:08:27

talked about them enough. Yeah.

1:08:30

Yeah. Do y'all even know

1:08:32

three red tails? Y'all can't

1:08:34

even name three. You thought

1:08:37

that civil is still ten

1:08:39

minutes ago. Lawrence Fishburn? Michael

1:08:41

B. Jordan? J. B. Vance?

1:08:43

Can y'all name three real

1:08:46

winners? No, the guy from,

1:08:48

anyway. Nobody can. No, I can't.

1:08:50

Like real, real ones? I can't

1:08:52

even name Red Tale. It is,

1:08:54

it is a real shame that

1:08:56

that did. But we gave them

1:08:58

three. They got a couple movies.

1:09:00

They did get a couple movies.

1:09:02

And they didn't lose a single

1:09:04

bomber. No. They flew the P51

1:09:06

Mustang. Yes, they did. But not

1:09:08

at first. What were they flying

1:09:11

at first? Something else? What do

1:09:13

you think? Diet Coke version of

1:09:15

fighter points? Oh, they didn't give

1:09:17

them the good shit. No, they

1:09:19

didn't give them the good shit.

1:09:21

The P51 Mustang. That's like they

1:09:23

do a team that gives the

1:09:25

shit link that we turn to

1:09:27

actually fire. That is true. You

1:09:29

guys are pretty resilient. We're good.

1:09:31

Yeah. Wow. Wow. Miles. It feels

1:09:33

like you want to contribute. No,

1:09:35

Mark just slid in a hell

1:09:37

of a joke. What did you

1:09:39

say? What was it? I'm not.

1:09:41

Come on, it's an Easter egg.

1:09:43

It's an Easter egg. Give us

1:09:45

an Easter egg. It's a good

1:09:47

Easter egg. Come on. Son, it's

1:09:49

not a Kendrick concert. He's not

1:09:51

saying an N-word on stick.

1:09:53

the women he

1:09:55

could have brought

1:09:57

on have brought beautiful a

1:09:59

woman he could

1:10:01

have given that

1:10:03

opportunity could have given that

1:10:06

opportunity to. did he do?

1:10:08

what did he up a up a crackress. brought

1:10:11

up a to just just scream the on

1:10:13

on stage. That is a cracker. I feel like I can't even

1:10:15

say that. That's I feel like I can't

1:10:17

even say that. That's crazy. hateful? That might be

1:10:19

that's too hateful? That might be your

1:10:21

shit. is that's all Kendrick is doing, bringing

1:10:23

is up up on stage the scream the

1:10:25

N word in his shows. he And he

1:10:28

wonders why so many white people show

1:10:30

up. up. Like

1:10:32

a lot of, like a moment.

1:10:34

moment. like, damn, it's not

1:10:36

the Trump it's not the Trump rally,

1:10:38

what happened? All right, man. Look at these heroes. right,

1:10:40

man. to Look at these heroes. Shout

1:10:43

out to them. Shout Shout out to

1:10:45

them, man. get a Let's get a

1:10:47

couple gotta commit this this to memory. Hmm. Let

1:10:49

me, let me get me let me get

1:10:51

some while you're doing that that. Oh,

1:10:54

we Lee Archer, Lee Archer, Eugene,

1:10:56

Calvin, Eugene Calvin Davis,

1:10:58

Junior, Benjamin Davis Okay, okay,

1:11:00

we got it. Bro, some of

1:11:03

okay. that's what we're gonna, why give us too

1:11:05

many, we're not going too many, we're

1:11:07

not going to remember. some of

1:11:09

them have sick have some sick have of

1:11:11

them have give us shittiness. All

1:11:13

right, so some of them

1:11:16

are the sickest nickname. All right, so some of them

1:11:18

are, like Captain Martin, Easy, Easy, Julian, sick. Ray Reagan,

1:11:20

Gannon, like those are all sick. Those are

1:11:22

all sick. of fire. kind of

1:11:24

Ray, Ray, Ray? That's fire,

1:11:26

let's go. This name

1:11:28

name is Flight Officer

1:11:30

Maurice Wilson. Hey, he was part of that

1:11:32

as simple as it's from. I

1:11:35

have Coleman. Like some of these

1:11:37

suck. Oh, coffee. I think

1:11:39

coffee is kind of cool. All

1:11:41

right, one was Bag of

1:11:43

Bones. What else we got? That's

1:11:46

crazy. Mark's grandma was part of

1:11:48

this stuff. Can

1:11:50

we edit that out? Nah, she wasn't World

1:11:52

War II dude. She was Battle of the Bulge.

1:11:55

I I

1:11:57

have family that are War Heroes, think in World II.

1:12:00

or two by the way, you know the guy that puts

1:12:02

the flag up at Hualjima? That got fucked your groom?

1:12:04

No! His last name is Daniel.

1:12:06

No way. Yes. I thought you put that thing

1:12:08

in your grandma first. Oh wait. Do you mean

1:12:10

the fake time? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

1:12:12

They fake the one. The real one. The real

1:12:15

one. The real one. They fake it. Nah, they

1:12:17

didn't fake it. There's a whole movie about the

1:12:19

fake. Oh, you're going to believe every movie, bro.

1:12:21

Come on. All right guys, let's take a break

1:12:23

for a second, because y' y'all need to know

1:12:26

how we're doing how we're doing with our doing

1:12:28

with our gambling. How we're doing with our gambling.

1:12:30

How we're doing with our gambling. Now, we are

1:12:32

doing it with Cracken, which I think Forbes said

1:12:34

was the number one. Was it the number one

1:12:37

that Forbes said? Number one? Yeah, yeah, security wise,

1:12:39

that's their focus and that's, that's, that's what you

1:12:41

want with this shit. And this is why. We're

1:12:43

just picking random letters that mean that's not like

1:12:45

they give you more money. Yeah, we just need

1:12:47

to make sure the money's going to be there.

1:12:50

Well, I can tell you personally having put money

1:12:52

in two exchanges that folded. Yeah. There's no FDIC.

1:12:54

Like if your bank closes your money's insured up

1:12:56

to $100, your money's insured up to $100, your

1:12:58

money's insured up to $100, $100, they don't. They

1:13:01

don't have that on $100, they don't have that

1:13:03

on $100, $100, $100, $100, $100, $100, $100, $100,

1:13:05

$1, $1, $1, $1, $1, $1, $1, $1, $1,

1:13:07

$1, $1, $1, $1, $1, $1 But if I

1:13:09

just put more money in cracking from the beginning,

1:13:12

I'd have been cracked. So we all put some

1:13:14

money in cracking from the beginning. Listen, I don't

1:13:16

want to talk about, I'll tell you where I

1:13:18

put my money, but I am not, remember, remember,

1:13:20

coffee Zilla, our boy, we love you, and we

1:13:23

would never go against you. I

1:13:25

don't even feel comfortable saying what I put my

1:13:27

money in. It seems like I'm endorsing it. It

1:13:29

seems like I'm endorsing it. Yeah, I don't. So

1:13:31

I'm not even going to say, but we did

1:13:33

it on some of them. And

1:13:35

they're all there at cracking. Yeah,

1:13:37

hell yeah. You know what I

1:13:39

mean? And if you want to

1:13:42

do it, you should do it

1:13:44

at cracking. Let me tell you

1:13:46

why. Because they're still around. But

1:13:48

how did you pick? Can you

1:13:50

tell how like you're rationed out

1:13:52

for picking? Favorite letters? Favorite letters?

1:13:55

Also memes? I got some memes

1:13:57

gone. Yeah. That's the beauty of

1:14:00

that there's no intelligence required. Yeah. you're

1:14:02

just guessing letters that guessing letters

1:14:04

that mean nothing. is insane. is insane. Yeah.

1:14:07

He's on the thing. They got dope I got.

1:14:09

what DJ did you talk to?

1:14:11

to is Like this is like proper. to

1:14:13

be rich. Al's really trying

1:14:15

to be rich. really trying to be

1:14:18

up the most? Who's up the most?

1:14:20

Mark. How about me You

1:14:22

up a a little

1:14:24

bit bit. 465. because I

1:14:26

left I a woman

1:14:28

a my choose my shit. I'm

1:14:30

less. Mark, coin she

1:14:32

put down, I I'm down

1:14:34

big baby. I

1:14:36

don't know these old

1:14:38

coins see how you got up

1:14:40

so to see how

1:14:42

you got up

1:14:44

so much Oh, Oh,

1:14:46

you really diversified. Yeah. You

1:14:48

didn't even buy, not buy not

1:14:50

of your of your crazy. Wait, That's

1:14:52

He has a friend. has you

1:14:55

can't get Oh, no, you can't, you don't, get

1:14:57

it on cracking yet. Oh, I don't, oh, I

1:14:59

do not, bad. That, anything he's doing,

1:15:01

coffee, some I, right now. I

1:15:03

don't support anything he's doing. You

1:15:05

heard one crack, you heard

1:15:07

another. You heard one not you it's not

1:15:09

legal on cracking yet. don't don't

1:15:11

want nothing to do with

1:15:14

those coins. I like cracking coins.

1:15:16

coins. Cracking coins to be legit, and Cragun

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1:15:20

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sitting with my. I'm sitting

1:18:01

there with her gay bestie and I'm sitting

1:18:03

there with one other friend of hers. horrible

1:18:06

for the first time like the fuck I get

1:18:08

myself roped into They

1:18:10

do the scene. where like, what's

1:18:12

her name? Ariana Grande's like finally ends

1:18:15

up like trying to not be a shitty

1:18:17

friend to this girl and actually protecting

1:18:19

her and feeling bad that she was, you

1:18:21

know, kind of pranking her. I

1:18:24

didn't stop crying for time. Really?

1:18:26

I didn't stop crying for

1:18:28

next time. All right, I'll

1:18:31

give it another chance. Ariana

1:18:33

Grande's this girl, Cynthia Arrivo

1:18:35

are absolutely, and I went in there

1:18:37

going, this is going to be,

1:18:39

that's why I'm not watching this dumb

1:18:41

ass shit. They are sensational. I'm

1:18:43

doing, Ariana Grande, I expected the other

1:18:46

girl to be absolute phenomenal because

1:18:48

she's like a trained Broadway actress. Like

1:18:50

she's, you know, probably one of

1:18:52

the best. if

1:18:54

you even, if a Broadway actress

1:18:56

and you get this opportunity. So, and

1:18:58

she blew me away. Yeah. But

1:19:00

this Grande, my expectation was lower. I'm like,

1:19:03

okay, she's a very talented singer and

1:19:05

like pop girl, but can she pull

1:19:07

off the comedy? Yeah. She's, her role was

1:19:09

funny. And she murders it.

1:19:11

Kills it. murders it. And the of

1:19:13

them together are like, bro, I couldn't

1:19:15

believe it. It was, I cried for

1:19:17

two hours, two hours straight. That's so

1:19:19

many tears. That's many tears. That's a

1:19:21

long ass movie. It is too long.

1:19:23

it's gonna be another three hours and

1:19:26

it's only part one. I said, god

1:19:28

damn. That's, it too long. It's 20

1:19:30

minutes too long. damn. But Ariana, so

1:19:32

she's like, I've seen a little clip.

1:19:34

She's like dreamed of this role. she

1:19:36

dreamed of the other role actually. Oh,

1:19:38

it's your dream of being in play

1:19:40

she wanted to play Elphaba. Yeah. And then

1:19:42

she ends up playing Glinda. But like,

1:19:44

she was so excited to be a part

1:19:47

of it. guess she probably, I think she's

1:19:49

like a... theater kid at the end of the day

1:19:51

They all, yeah, like shooting on Broadway So she

1:19:53

was like this is the dream play to be

1:19:55

in like she would get emotional talking about it

1:19:57

before the wicked movie was even announced, like

1:19:59

the idea - of playing. And she, you root

1:20:01

for you root for people to

1:20:03

do well in those roles, but a lot of times it kind

1:20:05

of just. do it. times it kind

1:20:07

knocks it out

1:20:09

the do it. She, fucking, knocks it

1:20:11

out of the heart, dude. The guy,

1:20:13

John's, John's, right? He, uh, directed

1:20:15

Parasite. I think he directed

1:20:18

he directed also did the

1:20:20

what's it called what's it thing

1:20:22

that uh, the thing that, um, Did Mr.

1:20:24

B's copy, was it called it

1:20:26

called? games. I did. Wait, no, but no, that's

1:20:28

true. No, that's another. Another guy. Oh, guy.

1:20:31

See, he directed He directed Crazy He

1:20:33

directed crazy Rotations. did that one.

1:20:35

He did that one. He did G

1:20:37

.I. Joe. G.I. Joe. Step up two in the

1:20:39

streets. did that. did that. In the hikes.

1:20:41

Banger. He's good. But just happens to

1:20:43

be Asian. to be Asian. no.

1:20:45

I'm pretty sure he's the

1:20:47

same guy. no. I'm pretty sure he's window

1:20:49

guy. So he's a tech window professor. No, no.

1:20:51

all seriousness, all the guy the guy

1:20:53

I thought this is something

1:20:55

I thought, thought he did really

1:20:57

well. This is based on

1:20:59

a he did really like a

1:21:01

musical, is based on a shoots it

1:21:04

and there's a lot of like

1:21:06

dancing choreography a feel like a

1:21:08

musical. a musical. But it's It's

1:21:10

clearly a film. Yeah, right? I

1:21:12

don't know if don't know if

1:21:15

I'm describing this right. this right. He could could shoot

1:21:17

it just as a film. is And there

1:21:19

is no musical aspect whole town the whole

1:21:21

town kind of jumps into story story all they're

1:21:23

all kind of connected you You know what could

1:21:25

just take the narrative seriously take run with

1:21:27

that. But he incorporates what you would imagine

1:21:29

the play is. I thought very well thought

1:21:31

it being too forced. it being forced. Yeah, so I

1:21:33

thought that that was really and like kind of

1:21:35

cool camera stuff. Like he almost feels

1:21:37

like everything is on a drone. is Did

1:21:40

you watch it? Did you watch it? The cameras are. to

1:21:42

like see to like see the rigging for it

1:21:44

the cameras are moving through the world and

1:21:46

moving through all the people dancing So I

1:21:48

don't know if they're on if they're on like

1:21:50

a a of of set set thing. thing. What's

1:21:52

that? Or if from the, from the ceiling. It

1:21:55

a cable be a It could be

1:21:57

that. It could be an FPV It could

1:21:59

be an FPV phone. cool. He did in

1:22:01

the Heights, which is awesome. Oh,

1:22:03

so he's used to doing this.

1:22:05

He came from, he did, after

1:22:08

step up, he did, like Beebers,

1:22:10

Never Say Never, his big music

1:22:12

job. I think he directed Ronnie

1:22:14

Chang special. I think he did

1:22:16

Ali Long special also. Yeah, see

1:22:18

that at all. There's a Hello

1:22:20

Kitty campaign. He did do Ken

1:22:22

jongs, you complete me, Ho. He

1:22:24

did that one. That is true.

1:22:26

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he

1:22:29

also did Thai Cape Rescue as

1:22:31

an executive. Everybody has to start

1:22:33

somewhere. We've got to start somewhere,

1:22:35

man. That is actually true. Wow.

1:22:37

I think also though, we didn't

1:22:39

understand how big this play was

1:22:41

when it came out. God damn.

1:22:43

I watched it, I watched it

1:22:45

like a year ago. I went

1:22:47

in with super low expectations. But

1:22:50

you watched it live? I watched

1:22:52

the Broadway play. It was like

1:22:54

a date night. Yeah, yeah. And

1:22:56

let me tell you something. The

1:22:58

play is fine. I saw Hamilton

1:23:00

I saw a book of Mormon

1:23:02

I was like I'm doing this

1:23:04

for my wife and I was

1:23:06

like this is the best is

1:23:08

incredible I'm going to be whack

1:23:11

I'm doing this for my wife

1:23:13

and I was like this is

1:23:15

the best it's incredible it's a

1:23:17

musical man I saw Hamilton I

1:23:19

saw a book of Mormon I

1:23:21

saw wicked I had the lowest

1:23:23

expectations for wicked but I thought

1:23:25

it was the best one of

1:23:27

the three Those are three plays

1:23:30

I've seen. So, do you want

1:23:32

to, do you guys want to

1:23:34

say what the storyline is? It's

1:23:36

kind of like, they created a

1:23:38

prequel to The Wizard of Oz,

1:23:40

and it's about how the witch

1:23:42

becomes the wicked witch or whatever.

1:23:44

And they, they basically, I'm curious

1:23:46

how they got the rights through

1:23:48

this. Apparently there was a lot

1:23:51

of like fan fiction written about

1:23:53

this, but then someone wrote a

1:23:55

book. But like, this completely changes

1:23:57

the Wizard of Oz. I'm not

1:23:59

going to let a motherfucker write

1:24:01

another movie that is before that

1:24:03

completely changes the entire meaning of

1:24:05

my life's greatest work. Rewrite the

1:24:07

Bible and you're like, Satan's misunderstood.

1:24:09

They wrote a sequel to the

1:24:12

Bible, that she goes way harder.

1:24:14

sequel. The sequel exists based on

1:24:16

the information that you laid down.

1:24:18

The book is public domain. Ah,

1:24:20

that's why, because it was so

1:24:22

many, it was like a hundred

1:24:24

years ago, whatever? 1900. And then

1:24:26

Gregory McGuire wrote the book, the

1:24:28

movie is not true. So we

1:24:30

can do our own, we can

1:24:33

do our own fan fiction of

1:24:35

the book. We could make another

1:24:37

version of wicked. Sorta. What do

1:24:39

you mean? It's not public domain.

1:24:41

Fuck. No, no, no, we could

1:24:43

do a prequel. Yeah. But another

1:24:45

prequel. But instead of wicked, it's

1:24:47

just a little different. It's just

1:24:49

a little different. She

1:24:54

was just misunderstood. She was misunderstood. She

1:24:56

was misunderstood, right? She was not riding

1:24:58

a broomstick in this one, it sounded

1:25:00

like. I saw it wicked twice. What?

1:25:02

My wife want to go a second

1:25:05

time? My nephew want to go? Wow.

1:25:07

Now that's gay. Six hours a week?

1:25:09

Six hours a week? It was so

1:25:11

fine. Six hours a week. I didn't

1:25:13

want to go. Second time I was

1:25:15

still, I was like, still good? Wow.

1:25:17

Yeah. Twice to play, twice the movie.

1:25:19

Twice to play, twice the whiz? No,

1:25:22

haven't it? Oh, that's... Oh, come on,

1:25:24

bro. That's the Tuskegee area. Wizard of

1:25:26

Oz? We got to do a prequel

1:25:28

of the Whiz. Let's do the Wicked

1:25:30

of the Whiz, dude. Oh, the wick.

1:25:32

Oh, that be fire. What is the

1:25:34

Whiz? Is it different the Wizard of

1:25:36

Oz or is it just Black Wizard

1:25:39

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1:25:41

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great cause today. I

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know that we mentioned earlier but I just

1:29:52

want to say thank you so much everybody

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came out this past weekend for the special

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taping. Thank you so much everybody who worked

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on. special, not only not only

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just this weekend, but

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like... putting this show putting

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this show together, kind of my kind

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of vision and dreams come true, and

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that is dove, that is that is that is

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that is and and Rob, Vala, that

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is Vala, beautiful videos you put together,

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I I just thank you guys. And the

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my wife my wife my daughter and who played the,

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you know, integral roles in it, if you

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guys have seen have seen you guys know?

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Life Tour, you know. So yeah, I just wanna

1:30:25

say thank you guys so much and

1:30:27

it was just an awesome experience

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to see all those people out there,

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awesome Say it again. Derek to see all those

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of course, there, man. So again, post, though. Oh, Derek of

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other people I'm just not even thinking

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about right now But so, yeah, you guys so

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much for being there and it was it

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was really cool Especially with everything that

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happened with the venue and like the city

1:30:46

just still coming out and supporting me

1:30:48

on Thanksgiving weekend cool, especially with just felt great. happened

1:30:50

with the it just felt really cool. the city

1:30:52

the hard part now We got to get

1:30:55

into out and supporting me on Thanksgiving. and just filming a special just

1:30:57

so so like of this size. of this know, we've

1:30:59

only done things that we've done ourselves before. ourselves

1:31:01

is the first time where we're like, time we're

1:31:03

stepping it up. stepping So So in order to to

1:31:05

up, you have to hire to Why do you

1:31:07

have to hire companies? Because there's all this minutia

1:31:09

all this that we don't worry about when we're

1:31:11

filming a show together. We're throwing up some cameras.

1:31:13

We're like, all right, we're gonna go and

1:31:16

edit it together. all right, When you're doing something of

1:31:18

this size, it's like, okay, we need to

1:31:20

make sure we have releases for everybody that could

1:31:22

be on camera. And we need to make

1:31:24

sure that we have the union could be on camera. need

1:31:26

to make sure that we hiring out

1:31:28

these different. signatory

1:31:31

I thought an interesting thing that

1:31:33

happens when you're filming and timesheets. So you

1:31:35

have to be super diligent. hiring out these

1:31:38

about what you want I your

1:31:40

vision because each department that

1:31:42

is working on it. it

1:31:44

is working on it. The interests

1:31:47

aren't exactly aligned.

1:31:49

aligned. Obviously

1:31:51

everybody to be a great to be a right? right? And

1:31:53

have have example, we have the best audio guy

1:31:55

in the business, guy Thomas business, is the best audio

1:31:57

guy in the business. in the business, it's not even

1:31:59

close. even close. And

1:32:01

Thomas is telling me certain things that

1:32:04

will protect his audio for me. He

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wants me to have the cleanest audio.

1:32:08

He's like, if we mike you too

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