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you are. That's why I pulled up on me. I had
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a great morning and then this guy, I think because he
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saw my car, so he doubled back and just like, Izzy,
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one out. And in New Zealand, that's like, we're doing me
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one on one, let's go. And I started laughing. I was
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thinking like, bro, I fight for millions. I'm not gonna look
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at ourself for free. And he goes, nah, I fight for
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free. I fight for the streets, for my pride. And I
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was thinking, you're stupid. You're stupid. At
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the end, you see me spit at him and he just looks down like, and
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then I realized you're not gonna do shit. If he spat back at
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me, then it's on. But again, I'm glad I had a good
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day. I don't like street fights. I don't like confrontation.
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But if you bring the problem, then I'm gonna solve
1:04
the problem. I realized this because it happened to Anderson,
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it's happened to Jones, it's happened to a lot of
1:08
the greats. The longer you defend the belt, the less
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risk you take. Do you care about the circle fight?
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Yeah, come on, man. Yeah, come on. Come on, man.
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Come on, man. I know me and I know where
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I was during that fight week and all that. That
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was his time. It was his week. But the whole
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fight just felt like a weird dream. I know I'm
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gonna be a great guy, but Alex
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about it before. You can't... What's
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up, everybody? Welcome to Playground. Yo, I'm saying
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this. I don't know if this is based on
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anything, but I think that you might be the
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most recurring guest that we've had. Oh,
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wow. Oh, wow. This is your fourth
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big time? Yeah. You
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got style bender in the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We
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need an orb. I'll take that. Yeah, we need to give
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you something very special. Or maybe a blue juke pill. Yeah,
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straight away. I mean, even if he knocks
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on my door, I was like, Israel, Adesanya?
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I'm like, oh no. It's
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in the eyes, you know straight away. But. Yeah.
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I think about the skin color. Yeah. Yeah.
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The eyes, he gets from that. Yeah. I
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think about it. I think about it. But me
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and now I'm waiting. But now you're disciplined, you're
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responsible. Yeah, I am. You have a chef. Yeah.
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He's actually chilling. I met your chef yesterday. Yeah,
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he's the man. He's the man. Good peoples. He's
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actually been a chef for like, what, almost 17
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years. But. But
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have you corrupted him yet? Yeah, oh,
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he corrupted me. Wait a minute. With good,
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delicious food that's great for your body and health. Oh no,
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no, so he's my first friend when I lived in this
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town called Wanganui. I wanna know what type of corruption you
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was just talking about. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. When I moved my guy, thank you.
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You know the chefs are crazy. Yeah. Yeah, no,
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cause I moved to Wanganui as a kid.
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I was a virgin, good boy, no alcohol,
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didn't drink, nothing like that. But they're hanging
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out with him and our group
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of friends. I was put it
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this way. Couple of Diddy parties? No, no, no, hell
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no. What's up with
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the wrinkles? I was the getaway driver
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for them doing like mailbox, you
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know, hitting cars, windows, that kind of stuff.
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Like what, what, 17, 18? And I
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was always living vicariously through them
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as they did some. New Zealand is really progressive.
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That's what I was just thinking. You would choose
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the black guy to drive the car. Yeah, I
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know. And now they wouldn't
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let the black guy near the stairwell because you're
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being pulled over immediately. We promise we didn't rob
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anything. No, you were just driving black too. Also,
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I was like a soccer mom van, so it
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was, you know, could fit a lot of people
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but incognito, you know, like fucking Subaru and anything
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like that. But yeah, he's
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good peoples. I like having people like that
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around me because again, I've talked about this
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now. I got this far
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with just eating the dirty shit
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Uber eats. And then now I actually eat whole
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foods, good meals, like my last flight, I feel
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great. Yeah, we saw you look shredded. I was,
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awesome muscle, the way car was easy. So
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yeah, thanks to him. And now we're gonna just pick
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up where we left. because you want it again, huh?
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Yeah. You want it bad. You had it. I thought
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it was yours easy. Yeah, but that's the game though.
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That's how it happens. You said you made a small
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thing. You like made a small mistake. You never spoke
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on the mistake. What was the, can
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you say that? So the mistake was just
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a lapse in focus because I tripped, bad footwork
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and I tripped. And then that was when he
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was kind of throwing at me and people thought
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like, oh, you heard him. And
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I got up and I was like the ground.
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And then DC was like, he's doing the max
8:28
Holloway. But I'll kind of just be like, nah,
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the ground. Even that moment right there, I
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shouldn't have. Just stay focused on a task at hand. Cause
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you need 30 minutes of focus
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while you're in there. So you can't even just have a
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lapse in judgment for a split second. Cause if not, so
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I can jump on you and capitalize. And I've done that
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to people as well. But this guy, I mean, got done
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to me. So wait, what do you mean? You pointed at
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the ground and that's when he lunged to you? Yeah. Cause
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again, I was just telling him like, it wasn't you. It was the ground.
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I tripped. I tripped. But he's saying even
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explaining himself, who gives a fuck? Yeah, just focus on the fight.
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Yeah. You never see me in
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a fight, complain to the ref. Unless like when Brunson
9:02
really grabbed my shorts for the second time and I
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was like, ref, that's why. But you never see me kind
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of like lose focus. I just focus on a task at hand. But
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yeah, in that moment I lost focus and that was it
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for me at the time. Yeah. Outside
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of that, anything surprising? Nah.
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Cause I, you know, the strength was something that was
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always so much this, you so much that. But I
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felt strong in there again. Shout out Matt. Yeah. So
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I felt really strong. I felt fast.
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If you do the numbers, like my guy Bill Smart
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did the numbers and said that was the most active
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I've ever been in any of my fights in the
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USA. Yeah, it felt like the pace was high. Yeah.
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So I was putting the pace on him. So again, you
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know, took time off, came back, felt
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great. That's the main thing. I felt great when
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I was fighting. So now we're gonna build. We
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did my testing about four weeks ago now, three
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weeks ago. So we've got them numbers
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and we're like, cool. We are where we were four
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weeks out from the fight. So it's
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like, cool, let's build off from that. So we're gonna build
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off. Okay, so what do you want? Like, what is your
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ideal next couple of years? If everything goes the way. I
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actually have no idea. That's the thing. And it's nice to
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know that. And I've even been telling Rogues this. I've
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never felt that when people talk about, say, you know, I
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lost the bill. Matt Hughes was one of the first people
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I heard, who's my chef's name,
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by the way, Matt Hughes. Wow. Yeah. But
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Matt Hughes, the legend UFC icon, was the first one
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I heard talk about when he lost the bill. He
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felt this pressure come off. Like, oh, I'm not the
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champ anymore. But I'd never felt that, because I was
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the champ for so long. And then when I lost
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it in MSG, it was kind of like,
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fuck, let's do it again. And then it wasn't
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until, even when I lost it to Strickland, I still felt like,
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you know, that target on my back, and it still is. But
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after this fight, I was kind of like, well, man,
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like, I wasn't attached to the result. I just wanted
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to show off. I wanted to fight. And I did.
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So now I'm in a spot where it's like, who
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do I fight? When do I
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fight? Because I'm only doing
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main events, five rounders, and title fights. That's
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what I've done for the last how many
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years. But it's kind of nice to just
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not have that, not
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be the focus now, but now just fight, show
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off, make money, but we'll see.
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I'm excited. Where do you get like, where
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do you get the motivation now? Like you've
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beaten everybody. You've
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become the biggest star in the sports. You've
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made all the money. You've taken care of
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it. Imagine your thing. You made it, you
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know. We need more. See,
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that's the thing. Always gets bigger. Always
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gets bigger. Yeah, no matter what. Right?
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You buy one car, you like that
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other car's nice too. Once
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the lifestyle steps up, there's other things you want. But
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you've made enough money where like you're good. Your
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family's good. Like everything is good. And
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you've achieved, I imagine all the dreams you
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had when you were younger within UFC. Yeah.
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Is there this moment where,
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and I'm asking because there's
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like a thing that I kind of relate to in
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my sphere of work, but it's like, is there's a
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moment where you have to decide to make new dreams,
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to get yourself up every day,
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to put in the work. That's
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it. That's it. I got tired of it.
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Exactly. That's what I call suicide doors. You're
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trying to kill one another. He was trying
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to fucking end it. Yes, sir. No, but
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then he pulled up and then tried to
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talk all this rasp to me. And at one point, I
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even tried to diffuse it because I was like, bro, I
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don't know you. What's the craziest thing he said? When
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I said, bro, I fight for millions. I don't fucking
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fight. I'm not gonna knock your ass off for free.
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And he goes, nah, I fight for free. I fight
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for the streets, for my pride. And I was thinking,
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you're fucking stupid. You're stupid. Was
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he a white guy or was he like? Nah, a Māori guy. He was brown, yeah.
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See, that's the problem I had when I first moved to New Zealand. I
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couldn't tell the difference between all of them. Was it because of
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racists? Yeah. So you went to
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China? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hard
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mode. I mentioned I got the... You
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put it on all the stars. It's funny.
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Nah, but then in the end, I just... As when
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I spat at him was when I was kind of like
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hoping, try something. Oh, okay. At the end,
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you see me spit at him and he just looks down like... And
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then I realized, you're not gonna do shit, but
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also, because of our boy, like you remember the
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movie when our boy got knocked out? Yeah. Street
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violence. And I just realized if I drop this
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guy right now... And he dies. They're
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gonna fucking put me through the rain. These are
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weapons, huh? Oh yeah, they're being weapons. So for
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me, I was just like, nah, just... And again,
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we started a charity, Walk Without Fear, to
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help with this kind of senseless street violence. Because
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a lot of these guys, the
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boys that killed my boy, they
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did home detention for I think a year and a half.
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And during that year and a half, we
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all had lockdown for six months in
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that time. So again, we all did it together.
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So what's the... And now they're around free. So
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basically, you're like, we also had home detention. Yeah,
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exactly. So again, we're trying to change the laws
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with that charity. And this video I believe will
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help because it shows what could have happened.
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The discipline of someone like me. Because do
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that to Dan Hooker. Dan is... Like
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Danza is a beast and Dan would probably act differently
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and maybe not knock him out, but just put him
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to sleep, hang him out. But still,
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me speaking... How does the video end? Because it's
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like... You see me just spit at him and when I slammed
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my car door down, I was kind of just like... That's
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when you got pissed? Yeah. When
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I was driving off, he had a shirt off and he was still flexing. And
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again, people, only
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one person, like when I said, can you call the cops?
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One person helped me. Everyone else just
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had their camera off at this moment. Oh wow. They
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see me spit at him, then he looks down and I
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go angry. But then when I went... Now what's happening
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right now? He just didn't do shit. But what are
18:28
you thinking right now? I was like, I spat at
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you on your leg. If
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he spat back at me, then it's on. But again,
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I'm glad I had a good day and
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I don't like street fights.
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I don't like confrontation, but if
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you bring the problem, then I'm gonna solve the problem. Okay,
18:44
real quick. So in this
18:46
moment, you're thinking, all right,
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do I knock this guy out? If I
18:51
knock him out, does he die? Is
18:53
there ever a thought, like the average person
18:55
would go, what if this guy knocks me
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out? Okay. So
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that's not even... He's like, no, no, no. Most
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of us would be thinking, damn, my brother could
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knock down. I just put my plies in the
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car, took my watch off and I was just
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like, look, if he breaches the
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range, because I'm within my rights and he's within
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range, I was just thinking it'll fall. I
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was just like, man, if he hits his head, because
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it's down the hill, it's more gravity, boom, and he's
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gonna bleed out. And I
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probably wouldn't be here right now. I want that
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type of confidence to be worried about killing the
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other person. Yeah, yeah. I'm crazy, right? I was
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thinking of following the charity and him dying. What
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if you just slapped him, got another Dana White
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contract? Yeah. What if you just slapped
19:39
him in the face, someone happened? And you get what?
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You join a different Dana White league? I told him
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I was getting paid millions to fight. If you're
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not getting paid like that to fight. Yeah, that's
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why. Why haven't any UFC guys or
19:50
boxing guys entered that? Paige Van Zant
19:53
did. She's doing her second fight soon, I think.
19:55
Yeah. But she's
19:57
crazy. I'm saying guys that are no
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longer... a
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meme right now. I don't get it. You don't get
22:02
the meme. Maybe I mean the money. Yeah. Show
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me the money. That one. Yeah.
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You know what I'm talking about? Cuber,
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CUBE help you. CUBER gooden jr. No, you're talking
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about something. Okay. We
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all don't get it. So maybe I'm
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right. I'm in the money. Yeah.
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But then the third person. Give me the money. Yeah. So
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I'm like, I didn't laugh. But I'm like, what is it?
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But what is this about?
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Give me the money. You're asking the wrong
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guy. I just made a joke about it.
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But still, I've just seen it all over
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TikTok, all over the reels, seen famous
22:41
people do it on Shade Room and shit.
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I'm just like, I don't get the funny.
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Yeah. So I guess we're, we're over. Mark,
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can you explain it? Okay, Mike. You,
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you tell everyone, okay, we're going to say, give me the
22:53
money and then everyone cheers and then the last person isn't
22:55
in on the joke and they do it. Each person does
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it more and more exaggerated and the fourth person to do
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it or the last person to do it. No
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one cheers and everyone laughs at them. It's kind of funny. Yeah.
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I mean, maybe I had to be there.
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It's like bullying. What
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is this? Is this the one? Mark.
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Give me the money. Give
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me the money. Did
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I do it? Yeah, I guess so. All
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right. Close enough. Yeah, we all, we,
23:25
we pass the trends. The Gen, is it Gen Z?
23:28
Mark's on Thing. I'm
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on Ask Gee. And Gee doesn't know
23:35
shit. Yeah. What was the, okay.
23:37
You have the baby, everything's done. Like what
23:39
was the first time? I'm
23:42
just, I'm in game. I'm in game. So
23:49
you have the baby. Okay. Like, okay. What was
23:51
the first time you picked up your phone and
23:53
looked at Instagram or social media while your kid
23:55
was still in the room? Oh,
23:58
it was like, it was probably like that. next
24:00
day. Yeah. And then some Only Fans girl popped
24:02
up and I was like, yo, I can't, I
24:04
can't watch this with my child. But it's crazy
24:06
how it's like, you gotta get a prepping. It's
24:12
funny because you go through a day where you're like,
24:14
I don't need any of that shit. And then like
24:16
your phone's just sitting over there, the baby's kind of
24:18
sleeping. You're just like, oh, let me look at this.
24:21
That's what I felt when I posted. Like the engagement
24:23
was crazy. I was like, I gotta drop merch or
24:25
something. Like there's a market with this. But yeah, no,
24:27
you think you're like, yeah, I'm just going to be
24:29
a disciplined, good person forever now. You know what I
24:31
mean? Like I'm going to be a great guy. Yeah.
24:33
And then just slowly wears away. Mark's
24:36
wife wrote this beautiful thing. She'd
24:38
be writing journal entries, right? And
24:41
but it was like this beautiful thing. And like,
24:43
but he didn't save it. It was his wife
24:45
who wrote it. So here's this picture of it.
24:48
I'm scrolling the picture. I'm like, oh my God,
24:50
this adorable pictures. And then it comes to like
24:52
a note and I got through like three words
24:54
and I was like, I can't read this shit
24:56
before I go do shows. Like I can, I
24:58
cannot experience this level of homosexuality. I
25:01
would have to call him getting emotional.
25:03
Like, yeah, I'm right. It's beautiful. You
25:05
finally have feelings. It was in the
25:07
description. It was in the description.
25:09
I said she wrote. It was just such a long description.
25:11
I read the description. I couldn't
25:13
see more. And I was like, okay, Mark's emotional.
25:15
I'll see more. That was like a quarter of
25:17
the post. I was like, bro, we're not doing
25:20
this. It's a word limit. It's like a newspaper
25:22
article. I need a thousand words max. That's it.
25:24
But this is good. I should share. This is
25:26
beautiful. Yeah, no, there's emotions online for sure. Also
25:28
like you going from like being addicted to Zen
25:30
for like two weeks and having no emotion at
25:33
all, like being an actual robot to having every
25:35
emotion in the world. That's the way to do
25:37
it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Make yourself a ball of
25:39
motion and then just do you even know what
25:41
my girl said when she was having a baby
25:43
come out of her and all of a sudden
25:45
she saw me crack the can. And
25:50
then you're like, it's for you. She
25:53
goes, are you doing a zen right now? And I was like, yeah,
25:55
I've been on for 24 hours. I'm a Jew. Take up the pace.
25:57
And I don't need to do as many zens. Okay. Yeah,
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I don't have these contractions to keep me
26:02
up. Yeah, exactly. Oh damn bro. You sure
26:04
you don't want kids in nah Well, eventually
26:07
I can't wait. I know I'm gonna be a great
26:09
dad But but you can't
26:11
go looking for this Alex
26:14
about it before and we you know he
26:16
seen like this Laughter
26:34
Nah They call him the magician Laughter
26:38
Or the oven cleaner I heard What uh,
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who said that? That was
26:42
you She said that
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No, I don't know Gosh,
26:48
please So he was
26:50
dating advice, we were talking about it before, and I said
26:52
like These are jokes Yeah, jokes
26:56
Oh, I know I'm
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sure you've been there as well. You've never been there. You're like
27:03
it's you have to not not
27:05
not look Cuz then you attract the wrong
27:07
thing. Mmm just chillin the right thing will
27:09
come to you So me I just focus
27:11
on myself being the best version of myself.
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Yeah, and then eventually I was the best
27:15
virgin of myself Laughter I'll
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say it again You can't
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just focus on yourself for too long cuz Dove's
27:22
been doing that and he's nowhere even close to
27:24
getting that girl He wants me
27:26
married so bad I know he talks about it
27:28
every single time He just, oh introduce me to
27:30
a Jewish girl Laughter Give me the
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money Laughter And
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then it never fucking happens Okay You wanna
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tell him what you said to me now?
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About That, that
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you dated a Jewish girl? No, no, no, no,
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no, I didn't say I dated a Jewish girl I said I His
27:48
name's Israel I said I had
27:51
a Jewish friend that I can hang out with But
27:55
then he said no, you know, I do that No, I'll do that
27:58
But my name's Israel So it's fine That's
28:00
what I said, so it's fine. And also I
28:02
got approval now. Where, where, where, where? So you're
28:05
just knocking down some nice Jewish product. No, no,
28:07
no, no, no, no, no. This is here in
28:09
New York. Ooh!
28:12
Danny, you're in a take one big guy. Away
28:14
he came! Away he came! My own friend, take one
28:16
big guy. Fill those shoes! Show me! Fill those
28:18
shoes! If
28:20
she's fucking Izzy, she doesn't want you. That's
28:22
right! So, I'm sorry to say that. No,
28:24
no, no. Oh my
28:26
God. It's none of the best, the fact that, you
28:29
know, Dub even knows he's a low-key pimp. He's out
28:31
here, he's got... I don't know.
28:33
That's the point. He's like, what do you need? He's
28:35
like, what do you need? What's your type? What's your
28:37
type? I'm like, I'll send you pictures. Oh, he's pimping,
28:39
he's pimping. He's like, what you need? He
28:41
is a fair person. You can try that. You
28:43
can try. You can try. You can
28:45
try a trade. It's more like a match. Yeah,
28:48
you can. I'm a matchmaker. Oh, I see, I
28:50
see. You are a man. I'm a man. I
28:52
thought you were trying to like, hey. Yeah, why
28:54
do you think you could just like, throw women's
28:56
bodies around you? But that's disgusting. They have feelings,
28:59
you know, they want to be spoken to and
29:01
cared about. Yeah. I know, just saying.
29:03
Yeah, but no, Dub is like masterful with Brazilian girls with
29:05
like a 72-life deal. Brazilian, yeah. Oh,
29:08
yeah, yeah, yeah. I respect that.
29:10
God, I... Any Brazilian that
29:12
has that accent because they're actually retarded,
29:14
that's what I'm talking about. That
29:18
was how it was done. Absolutely. That's
29:21
a cup of tea. Exactly. Oh,
29:23
wow. It's fucking cup
29:25
of tea. Don't
29:27
let them tear us apart. I'm
29:30
just saying. You're saying it's good now. They're not
29:32
Brazilian, bro. No, they're not. They might actually, he
29:34
says that. They're these girls, they always come on,
29:36
they're like, fuck. I know you do. And we're
29:38
like, he's like, no, they're from Rio. I'm like,
29:41
no, they're from Rio. They're from Rio. Yeah. Oh,
29:47
Dub, dude. Well, at least
29:49
you're not racist like Miles. Yeah, oh, come
29:51
on. All right. Why are you just straying?
29:54
I'm not even in the. No, I'm just joking, but
29:56
not at all. Listen, Miles went
29:58
home. He had no. He
30:00
goes, I don't know how people live like this. We're
30:02
like, who are you talking about, dude? Wait,
30:05
what happened? What was this? I flew home to
30:07
go see my parents and then the hurricane, Florida.
30:09
And then the hurricane hit us. I was gonna
30:11
say like fucking South Africa or something crazy. Dude,
30:13
I'd be so sick. I was like, international? How
30:15
cool. Why? Because they impressed black people. I just
30:17
want to be not. He can never not say
30:20
the same. It's
30:22
actually a really funny character. Like
30:25
a not racist person, but that just
30:27
accidentally goes from racist person to time.
30:30
Yeah, you would like that. Yeah,
30:32
sorry. Dude, way to bring up fucking South Africa,
30:35
man. Come on, dude. That's for people, man. Yeah,
30:37
that's for people. Are you and him cool? Yeah,
30:40
we're cool. After the fight, we had a nice
30:42
discussion. I thought he was. I thought, yeah. You
30:45
killed a private. It was cool, just like a
30:47
moment. And at the end, he just
30:49
said, if you're ever in South Africa, you know, tap in. I
30:51
was like, yeah, sure. And I said, when we see again, I'll
30:53
try and kill you. And he goes, I'll try and kill you
30:55
too. And we just hugged. And I did this shit. And
30:58
this is why I'm not beating those allegations because I went, hey. Yes,
31:01
yes. Well, he laughed and then just
31:03
like, we just hugged and that was it. I thought
31:05
it was a good moment. It was. It seems like
31:07
the textbook like troll where he will talk all kinds
31:10
of shit before the fight and then after the fight,
31:12
the most humble, nice. That's how most fighters are. There's
31:14
only some who take it to that place and then
31:16
like keep it like that after the fight. But nah,
31:19
we're all on the same journey. And again, he's achieved
31:21
his dream now. No matter what,
31:24
even was the reason when I
31:26
saw was Marab in Georgia when
31:29
they're hailing him and land out and trade.
31:31
So whenever I see that, no matter what,
31:34
it makes me feel aware. Cause I'm like, yo, I
31:37
know that feeling. I've done that too. So
31:39
it's, yeah, you can, if I hate on that,
31:41
what does that say about me? Yeah,
31:44
so I always respect. Sorry, do you find yourself, I
31:46
know before the fight, you're saying like, this is real.
31:49
Do you find yourself having to get to that
31:51
place and like build up to that place? Or
31:53
is it, does it get harder as you get
31:55
more successful to find that extra gear?
31:57
Kind of what we talked about earlier, but to find that,
31:59
you know what? I need to hate this guy. because then
32:01
I'm gonna lock in like I used to lock in. Nah,
32:03
it can, that was real, but
32:06
it doesn't get harder unless
32:08
say, like
32:10
Jeff had, my friend had this
32:13
stat saying like, whenever you fight someone, you don't really have
32:15
any static. You fight different, even if you beat them. But
32:18
whatever, I have beef with someone. I
32:21
annihilate them normally. So yeah,
32:23
as I get older, now I'm thinking about it,
32:25
I'm like, I might have to tap into
32:27
something else just to get that. Or
32:30
not fight from that place. Yeah, that's, you know what
32:32
I mean? It seems like there's a ceiling on that
32:34
kind of like. There's only so much. But not everybody
32:36
can fight from a different place. Like
32:38
you fight from one place your entire life,
32:40
that is your motivation. And
32:42
then you get to, you get
32:44
to a time in your life where like, you
32:47
feel really achieved, like that giant
32:49
hole that you have that you're trying to fill.
32:52
Yeah, but. But it's less big. Is he
32:54
knowing you for the last however long we've
32:56
known each other, five years or something like
32:58
that? Like. Longer even. Your level of confidence
33:01
in yourself, I think people always assumed you
33:03
were the most confident person. And
33:06
even now seeing the way
33:08
that you've handled that, like this
33:10
loss, like to me, that's the demonstration
33:13
of confidence. That's real confidence. Because if you
33:15
lose and then you're completely wiped out, that
33:17
means that your confidence and identity is wrapped
33:20
in being the victor. And we
33:22
will not always be the victor in life. So
33:24
whatever that lady in the Winnebago is telling you.
33:26
Yeah, yes, you're right, Jenna. So
33:28
again, we talked about it as well. Talk about it
33:30
and I use the Avatar Zuko, the
33:33
firebender when he became friends with
33:35
Aang and then he had to find a
33:37
new way to fireman because they didn't have
33:39
that anger anymore. They met the original firebenders,
33:41
the dragons, and they relearn firebending. So for
33:43
me, that's one of the main reasons
33:45
I haven't even been to the jungles yet. Because
33:48
I just know that it's not
33:50
my whole feel, but I
33:53
like having that, you know, I'm a
33:55
fucking show you. I like that,
33:57
you fucking kidding me. I like the chip, the chip is
33:59
great. He always brings up Bernard Hopkins. On
34:02
who? Bernard Hopkins? He always brings up Bernard
34:04
Hopkins. Bernard was a perfect example of that. Like when he
34:06
was the heel, he was unstoppable. And then sometimes
34:09
the heel becomes a face. And
34:11
I think that he was less effective as a face.
34:14
Like when we were all rooting for him, I
34:17
think it was, he just didn't know what
34:19
to do with it. When he was taking the Puerto
34:21
Rican flag in Puerto Rico and ripping and stepping on
34:23
it, he was unstoppable. I mean, Paul Trinidad, like he
34:25
was, I just, yeah,
34:28
it's a peculiar thing that only you guys really understand. I
34:30
mean, we all understand it in our own ways, but where
34:33
we're fighting, because of what we have to do. Even, I
34:35
won't say the name, but someone in
34:37
the game who has done
34:39
what I've done, even achieved
34:41
greater heights, said, yeah, don't
34:44
do it till after fighting. Don't what's
34:46
that? Go to the jungles or like tap into
34:48
those plant medicines till after fighting. Ah,
34:50
because it's gonna, yeah. He felt like it changed
34:53
a little bit. Even like what Deontay Wilder was
34:55
talking about, he went to Peru,
34:57
I think. The ayahuasca. Yeah, and
35:00
then allegedly, people have said now, he hasn't
35:02
found, even he said it after his post-fight.
35:04
Recently he said, yeah, I found inner peace
35:06
or something like that, rah, rah, rah, rah.
35:09
And then people said it's taken away that, because bro,
35:11
he was the guy knocking out everybody, left,
35:14
right, and center, the highest KO ratio in boxing.
35:16
But again, I think it's just finding a
35:19
different place to fight for him, even if you've done that,
35:21
because people have done it and been successful. But
35:23
these levels. Even Bernard Hodgson
35:25
did it. He ended up finding,
35:29
he became champion like 50 or something. Well, I think what
35:31
he did is he became
35:33
the underdog again. Oh, he did?
35:35
When he was fighting as an old man. Oh, okay. Right,
35:38
so while he might've been the face, it was still like
35:40
nobody believes in me, nobody believes I can do it because
35:42
I'm so old and I'm gonna prove you wrong. I hated
35:44
being the favorite at some point, because some people, I'm like,
35:46
why you still have me as the favorite? Even in the
35:48
second I was put in a fight, I was like, I'm
35:51
the favorite still? Yeah. Bro, I
35:54
didn't like it. So I do like,
35:56
it's not the whole feel. Yeah. Because
35:59
again, I do. You tap in with love. The people that
36:02
really show me love, the people that are around me, the messages I
36:04
get. Some of the messages I
36:06
get, man, I'm just like, bro, you
36:08
don't even know me, but you know me. And it
36:10
fills me with joy and it fills me with pride.
36:12
And those are the people I fight for when I
36:14
tap into that. But also, the ones
36:16
that don't believe in me and say all this shit,
36:19
I'm like, I'm gonna fucking show you, because I like
36:21
that. But I don't know how long that's gonna last
36:23
for. So again, finding new spots
36:25
to fight for, and yeah, we'll
36:27
see. Even train for them. I'm gonna try it
36:29
out. We're transferring that
36:32
to something else. I mean, it's on
36:34
some level, probably in addiction, you see
36:36
some people, they quit drinking, then become
36:38
like work out aholics. Find something else.
36:41
But you can't just go, well, a lot of people just
36:43
can't just go cold turkey in life. Like you need to
36:45
fill that, sitting around. That's
36:48
me after fighting. I was saying this to Joe
36:50
as well, after fighting. And
36:52
that's what I say now. Who knows what's gonna happen after fighting?
36:54
But I say, I would need something to
36:56
do every few months that would make
36:58
me feel like I'm about to die. So
37:00
one of the things is like, say I'll train for
37:02
three months or two months and then cool, let's go
37:04
running with the bulls. But I'll train for two months
37:06
on how to run with the bulls. Do
37:09
it with maybe some sheep first. We're gonna heaps of sheep
37:11
in New Zealand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like fucking run with the
37:13
sheep or whatever. And then eventually, because
37:15
that would just get me up, that
37:17
would make me feel like fuck. Joe
37:20
said, dumb ways to die, I agree. But what
37:23
a rush. Yeah, shark diving. I
37:26
would do that. I would do shark diving. I
37:29
never thought I would, because water,
37:31
but you know. What do you
37:34
mean, what do you mean, because water? What about
37:36
the water? I mean, I surf once,
37:39
twice, three times maybe. But I just,
37:42
me and water don't mix. I'm a boyant. If
37:45
you put me in the middle of the ocean right
37:48
now, I probably have like 20 minutes or 30 minutes
37:50
before I'm like, I'm done. Because I can try and
37:52
tread water, but I'm so dense. You're skinny. Don't float.
37:55
I'm so dense. But shark
37:57
diving, scuba tank, inner cage, reinv
37:59
I'll try it just for fun. Yeah.
38:02
Like with a great white, yeah. Skydive?
38:05
We've just got to have. Done it twice. Did it
38:07
once and I would die be the first one, fucking
38:09
amazing, life-changing experience. That was last year and the last
38:11
year. And then I did a random one this year
38:14
just for fun. And the second
38:16
time wasn't as thrilling, but it was
38:18
just cool to see. Yeah, because you're not focused
38:20
on surviving. You're just focused on enjoying it. Oh,
38:23
the first one I was just like, I wasn't
38:25
even scared. So shit like that, Skydive still have
38:27
the McLaren. I don't drive fast though, but I've
38:29
taken to the track a couple of times. Oh
38:31
really? So you just need to feel like you're
38:33
gonna die. At the moment. So again,
38:35
who knows when I have a kid, I might be like,
38:37
I need to live. Yeah, that does
38:39
happen. So again, that might. That really does happen. It's
38:41
just freedom of thought. I'm saying that now, because that's
38:43
how I feel. I feel like I'll need something that's
38:45
gonna make me feel like I'm about to. Because
38:47
you know, I like that sauce. It's like a white boy.
38:49
Yeah. He's like a adrenaline jump for
38:52
no reason. No, but again. He's a Kiwi, bro.
38:54
Yeah, he's a different breed. If you grew
38:56
up out there, trust me, you'd
38:59
be different. Yeah. But that's a fighter thing.
39:01
Yeah. Like fighters cannot let go, man. Because
39:03
what could even come close to it? What
39:05
could come close to it? That's why I
39:07
say when I'm done, I'm done. And I
39:09
know that feeling. I talked to it, even
39:11
with Jason Miller about it as well,
39:13
because we had a little thing in LA, but
39:16
that feeling when you're backstage, you're done
39:18
the last fucking warm up or whatever.
39:21
And then it's, you know, you're
39:24
all going on in five minutes, five minutes. And then,
39:26
you know, two minutes, and
39:28
then the counting down. Okay, it's rope,
39:30
time to go. Cool, you walk out, stand here, wait
39:33
with your mark. And then it's
39:35
like, we're going on in 60 seconds. And
39:37
then waiting there, and then everyone's behind you, your coaches, and
39:39
you turn around, you might give like a little fist bump
39:41
or something. And then you get out there, you get
39:44
through the tunnel, you get the fucking wave,
39:46
you see everything. I wish I could
39:48
actually describe this to people. Maybe I'll do a VR experience
39:50
with it one time. And just say,
39:52
oh, this is an idea for the UFC. Do it.
39:55
Honestly, it's fucking crazy. Cause you walk out,
39:57
you see everything, everything. People are
39:59
yelling. You can see all the people in the rafters.
40:01
Intense focus. You can probably highlight little things because your
40:03
mind is tapping. Yeah, on my Anson Silverfire, I saw
40:06
one of my friends in the stand and I winked
40:08
at him and he goes. All
40:10
right. And again, that's
40:12
just the thing. You can just see everything. You're so focused,
40:14
but yeah, nothing like it. Nothing like
40:17
it. So what is life like when that's not happening?
40:19
I have to let go. And that's why I've seen
40:21
a lot of guys, like what was that movie, The
40:23
Wrestler? No, no, I mean now, like, Oh,
40:26
I'm flying. Or like in between fights. Is,
40:28
are you craving it? Are
40:30
you thinking about like, or can you adjust
40:32
to that kind of normal level? I've learned how
40:35
to. Cause even, you know, shout out to Volkanovski,
40:37
he talked about it as well when, you
40:39
know, he took the fight with Islam. He says like, it's
40:42
hard. Like, don't, yeah. That's why they don't give
40:44
me free time and a lot of money. So
40:46
for me. So
40:48
many fighters have said that. They're like, you've got
40:50
Tommy Morrison. Remember that boxer? They're like, you've got
40:53
to keep him in the gym. Yeah, keep him
40:55
busy. And he ended up getting AIDS. Yeah. On
40:57
the high. Wait a minute. Which gym was he
40:59
inside? No,
41:02
I'm not. He's an actual athlete. Yeah.
41:05
No, but like. He's
41:07
a gym. But it
41:09
is true. Like there must
41:12
be, it just must be an experience. Yeah.
41:14
Like, don't be wrong. Like being on
41:17
stage and I felt certain things that
41:19
are unbelievable, remarkable. I don't
41:21
even think it scratches the surface
41:23
of what it's like to
41:25
be in that arena, knowing you could die. Yeah.
41:29
You felt it, all of you felt it.
41:31
It's the same thing, it's relative. But the
41:33
aspect of danger, danger is
41:35
just that thing. That's the sauce. And that makes
41:37
it like, fuck. Because you're like, I'm
41:39
about to go against this guy. And
41:41
you're not thinking this, but you just know this is
41:43
a possibility that I could get in
41:46
this. I could get sparked.
41:48
But also I could do that to
41:50
this guy. And that's the, that's
41:52
the gambling. I'm a gambling man, but
41:54
I like to calculate my risks. Yeah. Shout
41:57
out to Stake. Yeah, honestly. Stake boys in a
41:59
big. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. All of us.
42:02
Yeah, let's go. We're outside. While we're
42:04
here and we're having, this is like a
42:06
supercharged steak segment because we got Izzy in
42:08
the motherfucking building. And
42:10
you know that John Jones and Aspen are about to
42:13
go at it. I'm steeping. Oh
42:15
my God. Steeping. I mean, that's
42:17
the fight that we all want. I said the fight we
42:19
all want. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So
42:21
yeah, what are we thinking about the steeping
42:24
fight? I think steeping is a legend in
42:26
the game. One of, if not the greatest
42:28
heavyweight ever. Yeah. But John
42:31
Jones is now a heavyweight, the heavyweight champion
42:33
and one of, if not the greatest fighter
42:35
ever. But I just
42:37
want to see what steeping looks like for
42:39
maybe in the coming weeks. So the fights
42:41
next month. Yeah. Yeah, I want to see,
42:43
but John Jones, I think the, what'd you
42:45
call it? Cyril Gans fight. I was like,
42:47
oh, that's going to be hard. Yeah.
42:51
Easy. So I think he might even make this one
42:53
easier. Yeah. I just feel like John is just
42:55
a guy you can't, you can't
42:57
doubt. Cause that one I thought like, Cyril Gans
42:59
new level heavyweight, similar size footwork, can grapple. Nah,
43:01
I was just like, yeah, no, John's that guy.
43:04
He's that guy. So I think he's gonna- Hey
43:06
man, it's bros. We're sitting next to us at
43:08
the sphere. Oh yeah. And I'm glad that you
43:10
guys patched things up. Yeah. Yeah. You
43:13
guys are, there's mutual respect. It was like
43:15
airport or something? No, no, at the bar. And then
43:17
his manager just goes, you know, Izzy's behind you, right?
43:19
And he turns around and goes, yo. And I'm like,
43:21
yo. And we just dapped up. Oh, that's
43:23
great. And that was just like a moment like for
43:25
me as a fan, because I've always been a fan.
43:28
And when we had beef all this, like, well, fuck this guy. But
43:31
then we still always respected each other. So
43:33
that was a cool moment for me. Cause
43:36
you know, you my boy. So
43:38
I'm glad that you guys are cool. Yeah, I agree. He's
43:40
cool as shit. Yeah. Nah,
43:42
he's cool. Nah, he's cool. He's like, you know,
43:45
I'm like, yeah. Like there's like, obviously
43:47
you guys need to be like professional, but like
43:49
when there's no cameras on, like the jokes are
43:51
flying, like- Oh, that kind of stuff. You're supposed
43:53
to play football today. Like, yeah. Oh, I know,
43:55
trust me. We've been in the wild for about
43:57
40 minutes and we talked about everything. You're chopping
43:59
it up. Yeah, yeah. Trust me. So it's hard
44:01
to bet against John in that one.
44:03
I don't yeah, I don't see also he's
44:05
great He's like I said the greatest yet
44:07
fighter we've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
44:09
So yeah, I think that's gonna be What
44:12
else what else coming up is interesting? I'm trying
44:15
to think like I'm gonna think he fights
44:17
aspynol Or do you think he does this in retired?
44:19
I who knows he says he he keeps saying he's
44:21
gonna retire I would love to see an aspect that
44:23
that could be a fucking play. It's this chest not
44:25
checkers That I hope so that is
44:27
true. He says I'm not fighting again. And then when
44:29
UFC goes Hey, we really want you to that number
44:31
might go up. Yeah, so he could be working game
44:33
for sure John
44:36
if that does happen, yeah, that's they
44:38
got because aspynol is there you go.
44:40
I think Finds
44:46
away finds away but aspynol
44:49
so far the way he dispatched over Sir
44:52
the Russian guy. Oh my god, and
44:54
he's fast. I met him. That's the thing. He's fast that
44:56
next to him at 300 He
44:58
and his dad cool dudes But
45:01
he's the same height as me if not an inch taller but
45:04
thick Yeah, and I was like fuck you're
45:06
a lot thicker than I would expect and
45:08
um the speed. Yeah, that's the thing that
45:10
I'm like Okay, that's the danger. But again
45:12
grappling. He's a black belt, but
45:15
John is fucking that's different Yeah, yeah,
45:17
but I don't know man They
45:19
got a fight but if they don't have a fight
45:21
we'll never know because we had that with john and
45:23
silver We had that with silver and gsp. So all
45:25
these fights we will never see. Yeah, you know So
45:28
we just have to have them in the ether
45:30
forever and ever and we'll talk about it here
45:32
But if you do you're gonna if you bet
45:34
on these you're gonna bet with steak. Yeah, shout
45:36
out steak, bro They'll be taken care of you.
45:38
Fuck you. Yeah, go go to steak. Go get
45:40
your money up Do we have a sign up
45:42
code or anything like that? Jamil flagrant flagrant sign
45:44
up code to get your sign up Bonus go
45:46
talk check out steak. I'm sure is he got
45:49
one as well. You could probably use either but
45:51
use ours Let's
46:00
get back to the show, man. But you
46:02
actually worried me something you said before, because
46:04
you said some of the pressure is a
46:06
bit lifted off of you because you're not
46:09
defending the belt. So you're maybe looking forward
46:11
to trying more things in the ring and
46:13
having fun. But doesn't
46:15
that come with heavy risks, like
46:18
trying? Well, calculated risks. Yeah,
46:20
so I try to find that. You just do
46:22
it. So again, when I fought, what's his name?
46:25
Like, Tararas, when I did that in the fight, or even
46:27
the first Vittori fight, there was this spin move with the
46:29
kick I did. I'd never tried it in the gym, but
46:32
I was like, oh, I saw Malie do this. And
46:35
it landed. And it's now always on my highlights. So
46:38
those kind of things, I just had the confidence to do
46:40
them back then because I just do it. And
46:42
if I'm confident in myself, like my tornado
46:45
kick and kickboxing, I'd never tried it on
46:47
my training mates because it's really dangerous. But
46:49
then I knocked down the heavy weight with it in the
46:52
ring live. First time ever trying it. I've
46:54
tried it on pads, tried it on the bag, but I never tried it on
46:56
a real person in sparring. And I had him against the
46:58
ropes. Boom, hit him. So
47:00
shit like that I want to try and just have
47:03
fun. Because I'm not really, again,
47:05
my legacy is, I said this
47:07
already, if what I've already done
47:10
in this game, a lot of people don't even get to the belt, a lot
47:12
of people don't even get to the UFC. But I've
47:14
done it twice. It's still the only two-time middleweight
47:16
champion. And if what I've already done in this
47:19
game will make me happy, then what will? Exactly.
47:21
What's going to make me happy? It's like, no, I'm
47:23
happy, but I'm not content. I still have a few
47:26
things I want to try, a few moves I want
47:28
to do, a few sequences
47:30
that I just feel. And some I don't even
47:32
know about that. When I see them
47:34
on the highlights, I'd be like, ooh, that was tight. So
47:37
they're yet to come. So I look forward to creating those.
47:40
That's the artist in me. Because I
47:43
just like, again, submission, I know I'm a
47:45
trucker motherfucker. I'm definitely going to get one
47:47
of those. Yeah,
47:49
the tricky thing is like, whenever
47:52
you fight, there's going to be demand and attention.
47:55
There are certain people that their
47:57
career ends not
47:59
because of that. they want to tend. You
48:01
got to break up with fighting before fighting breakups with
48:03
you. And sometimes it breaks up with them
48:06
and that's got to be, think about how brutal that
48:08
is because you're like I still need this. I've seen
48:10
it. I've seen it
48:12
even in my own gym where some people I'm
48:14
just like, bro he should
48:16
stop because he's older and this and then
48:18
you see the fight tree that's like, mmm
48:21
but you can't say anything. Yeah, what is
48:23
the conversation like? That's the coaches so they
48:25
have to have that conversation. And will they
48:27
do it? Oh yeah, you, definitely.
48:30
And how does that go? Like will Eugene like
48:32
sit somebody down and say? I haven't seen it.
48:34
Hasn't happened to me. Yeah, of course not. But
48:36
I think probably most coaches who care about you
48:39
will let you know like, bro I think it's
48:42
time. Like you just, and they'll see it and let
48:44
you know and if you don't want to listen you
48:46
still stubborn then they'll support you
48:48
because you're gonna do it anyway. Yeah. If you're
48:50
gonna do it anyway then they're like okay cool.
48:52
But aren't the coaches incentivized or having the fighters
48:54
fight as long as possible? So then they continue
48:56
getting. That's the coaches if they don't care about
48:58
their fighters. Like these gyms who have fighters that
49:00
just like cattle. It's just a mill. It's a
49:03
factory. Exactly. All managers who have fucking
49:05
300 fighters on their roster it's just you know they
49:07
can't care about all of them. Some of them it's
49:09
just they're getting 10%, 20% here. It
49:11
all adds up and they end up being rich so it's
49:14
about caring about someone and caring about their
49:16
well-being. So yeah you don't want
49:18
to put someone in there you just on the world
49:20
state and that's it. Because then the
49:23
stock of your gym, the stock of your
49:25
fighters goes down. Yeah. Yeah you want to keep it
49:28
up. So I know you're just not
49:30
that kind of guy like he'll, me and him,
49:32
even before that I think I'll know before
49:34
him and probably even at the same time we'll know.
49:36
We'll just know and then it'd be like yeah
49:39
I'll know when it's time. When
49:41
do you want to break up
49:43
with fighting, sorry. I'll break up
49:45
with fighting you know when it
49:48
would even like it's not even it's not
49:50
you can't say we're fighting it's it's not you
49:52
it's me. It is me because fighting is always
49:54
gonna be there but it's me. Like it's five
49:57
the time we'll catch up with
49:59
all of us at some point. Like I said, now I
50:01
have to have breakfast because I realize, OK, that actually helps
50:03
you fuel you before your first training rather than
50:05
just rolling out of bed. And then, cool, let's get to the
50:07
gym. Do the damn
50:09
thing. But yeah, when
50:11
will I? I don't know. But
50:13
I know I said at 20 something, I
50:16
say when I'm 34, I'm done with this game. 35
50:19
now. But I know I still
50:21
I said I'm over the halfway point. Then
50:24
I'm definitely a few years
50:26
away, maybe three years away. But who knows? I
50:28
know I don't want to be fighting at 40. Would you do
50:30
an exhibition? Go to the head, have
50:33
some fun, make some money. Maybe some wrestling,
50:35
maybe. But like after UFC, that's the what
50:37
the fuck else? Like, bro, all this shit
50:39
like go box or go do this. I'm
50:41
like, no, I've been on the top. The
50:43
baddest of the baddest with the baddest of
50:46
the baddest. Like what else compares? Like the
50:48
UFC, you know, they get a lot of
50:50
flack, but still, it's
50:52
the highest combat
50:55
sports league in the game right now. So
50:57
what else compares to that for me? And that was my
50:59
dream to be in the UFC and then be a champion.
51:02
And then so I'm going to go
51:04
box some YouTuber for. I
51:06
mean, fuck, 20 million. But
51:11
I'm saying, look, I'll pray on it. Inshallah,
51:16
I'll pray on it. But we'll see. We'll see. But
51:18
like, I just don't think anything because
51:21
of my my code and
51:23
my morals as well. And like,
51:25
again, I'm not desperate for it.
51:27
So yeah, I'm not desperate for that
51:29
kind of money because, again, shots of my
51:31
pops. He's looked after the family, the family
51:33
seats. So, yeah, I think there's other ways
51:35
to make money. Voice over acting, fucking video.
51:38
The video game world is crazy. Yeah, so
51:40
much more money than Hollywood. You
51:42
know, because people are actually playing video games. Yeah.
51:44
All the people are watching movies that they used
51:46
to. Yeah. Yeah. Like so many new guys. I
51:48
got to go home and this Wukong I'm playing
51:50
and then fucking Warhammer. I'm playing as well right
51:52
now. I don't know if you guys you guys
51:55
on game. No, no nerds. Yeah. Well, yeah, for
51:57
me, those games right now keep me busy
51:59
and I can. I see myself doing motion capture for
52:01
those kind of shit. That'd be sick. Yeah, I'm great
52:03
at motion, I've never done motion capture, but I know
52:05
for a fact, I'd be
52:07
really good at creating certain
52:10
things with motion capture and the possibilities are
52:12
endless. Because I could be whatever. You
52:15
know what I mean? So yeah, that I'd love to get
52:17
into. I think that a lot
52:19
of people like outside of
52:22
fighting can't fathom that anybody
52:24
does it for another reason
52:26
besides money. And
52:29
like the more that you talk
52:31
about it, the less I feel you've ever
52:33
done it for money. Yeah, money is free
52:36
for years. Exactly, so it's like, so the
52:38
idea, like the desire to keep
52:40
fighting is to scratch the itch that is still
52:43
there. Whereas everybody else goes, yeah, he's so fucking
52:45
rich and he's got everything and he's got his
52:47
health, he's got like, why would you even wanna
52:49
do it? And then you're like, well, the same
52:52
reason I did it for free. Because
52:54
it is the thing in life that excites me
52:56
the most and motivates me the most. It's the
52:58
reason I get up in the fucking morning. It's
53:00
like, I imagine when you have a fight sign
53:02
like the three months before, it's like every single
53:04
day has purpose. Every single day
53:06
is meaningful. And yeah,
53:09
I think that's the perspective. You gotta look at
53:11
it. This camp was my best camp
53:13
in the sense that I
53:15
did everything. Because again, for
53:18
the time, you realize the way your body
53:20
operates. So I did the
53:22
massages every week. What'd
53:25
you call it? Ice baths every day. The
53:28
breakfast and nutrition was on. The
53:30
strength and conditioning. And there was not one day
53:32
this camp, because again, other camps, some days I
53:35
wake up, I'm like, fuck my body. And it's
53:37
like, but this last camp, there's not one day
53:39
where I woke up and I was just like,
53:42
this is fucking a drag. And
53:45
it's because I did all the things, all the little things. See
53:48
me at night with the fucking hyper ice boots
53:50
on. You know the ones that inflate? I think
53:52
ballers use it as well. So I was on
53:54
that. And- Doug
53:56
W uses it too. Yeah, he's a baller. But
54:00
yeah, so for me, I'm always trying
54:02
to find ways to, well, how can I make
54:04
this better? How can I make the next camp
54:06
better? How can I make myself better? And again,
54:08
where we've done the testing now, I know where we're
54:11
at. I look forward to the next one. And
54:13
whenever that is, nah. I
54:16
don't know, but best believe you'll
54:19
see the best version of me again. All
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right guys, let's take a break for a second
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56:13
right guys, we have to take a break for a second to
56:16
share with you the power of
56:18
positive thinking, okay? On
56:21
a podcast a few episodes ago, while
56:23
Bitcoin started to soar and
56:25
crypto looked like it was out of the gutter, we said,
56:27
you know what? We want some money. We
56:30
want to get some money. We shouted
56:32
out an exchange, an OG exchange.
56:35
Exchange has been around what, 13 years? That's
56:38
important. No FTX drama over
56:40
here. Okay? Hopefully.
56:43
Hopefully, we all hope. But if you're still
56:45
around even after the bad times, you might
56:47
be legit. We hope you're legit. Check
56:49
better clear. Point that I'm trying to
56:51
make right here now is we shouted them
56:54
out and all of a sudden
56:56
they're like, let's do some business. Now,
56:59
is this terrifying? Absolutely.
57:02
Okay. I just want to point
57:04
out right now. I just want to say this right now,
57:06
Coffeezilla. We're
57:09
doing our best. Coffeezilla
57:12
is all above
57:14
C level or whatever that term is. That's
57:17
boring. Hey listen, Coffeezilla, you let
57:20
us know if we're doing something
57:22
wrong, put on them suspenders,
57:24
do whatever you need. But we are, what
57:26
is it, above board? They're above board. We're
57:29
above board. Yes. Okay. I
57:31
love everything Coffeezilla. We love
57:33
Coffeezilla. We're Godzilla. Love Asians.
57:35
Oh, zealous. Everything. But especially
57:37
Coffeezilla. Okay. Kraken
57:40
is the exchange that
57:43
we're working with. Okay. Coffee,
57:45
you hit me up. There's anything
57:47
that you see. Okay.
57:51
All right. But Kraken is the one that
57:53
we shouted out and Kraken was like, yo,
57:55
let's do some business. Yeah, they're all flush.
57:57
Cause Bitcoin is at like 93 grand right
57:59
now. So they're... Okay? They
58:01
don't want to talk to the boys. Okay? Do
58:05
a little business. We're down to do business.
58:07
Coffee's a little... Hopefully this is okay. Listen,
58:09
hopefully it's not bank fraud. Hopefully it's not
58:11
bank fraud, okay? I think it seems pretty
58:14
legit. It seems pretty legit. They've been around
58:16
here for 13 years. This is not the same bank for free. Just
58:18
know that, shouldn't they? No, none. Okay?
58:21
What I'm trying to say is, crackin'. God,
58:24
this is scary. Crackin' is where it's at. We're going
58:26
to jail, bro. Listen, we're probably going to jail. We're
58:28
going to jail. We're going to jail.
58:30
We're going to jail. We're going to jail. We're going
58:33
to jail. Anyway, not only is crackin' where it's at,
58:35
okay? That's what you told me in Sweden, too. Yeah,
58:37
yeah, yeah. You shouldn't have violated the law. You shouldn't
58:39
have violated the law. The point that I'm trying to
58:42
make is, crackin' put 10 grand into each one of
58:44
our accounts, and we got to buy our own crypto
58:47
with it, which we are not
58:49
endorsing in any way,
58:51
shape, or form. This is not
58:53
an endorsement. Matter of fact, if
58:55
I was you, I wouldn't buy anything I bought.
58:57
I'm already down, to be honest with you. It
58:59
got lost in my account. I looked at it.
59:01
It was less than what he said was going
59:03
to get us. You hear that, Coffeezilla? Do you
59:05
hear what we're saying right now? We're being defrauded.
59:07
We? Your boy is up. I
59:10
was just like, you know your boy is up. He might
59:12
be inside of training coffee. Go look at him. Go look
59:14
at him. Look at him up.
59:16
My point is ... My name is Akash
59:18
Singh. No. My point is,
59:22
we have all been given that 10 grand. Listen, and
59:24
after how long are we going to do until we?
59:28
After end of the summer. The
59:30
winner gets a full
59:32
investigative piece by Coffeezilla.
59:35
So we are actively trying to lose money
59:37
over here. Listen,
59:40
crack them on the give us out there. Money to lose,
59:42
we going to lose it. Let it be. Okay?
59:45
But the winner gets investigated by Coffeezilla full.
59:48
And again, Coffee, if you sense any foul
59:50
play, we're too stupid to know if we
59:52
play foul. All you got to
59:54
do is hit us up. Word. All you got to do is hit us
59:56
up. You don't even need to hit us up. Just put a video about
59:58
it. You put one suspender over your head. We'll
1:00:02
delete the whole podcast. Okay? We
1:00:04
delete the whole podcast. If one suspender
1:00:06
goes over his shoulder, that strikes enough fear in
1:00:08
our souls that we delete the
1:00:10
whole podcast. Yes. But
1:00:13
Kraken, Kraken is where we're gonna be
1:00:16
doing our crypto. Okay? So let's hope
1:00:18
Bitcoin keeps rising. Let's hope that every annoying crypto dude
1:00:20
out there thinks
1:00:23
they're a genius now that crypto's up. I
1:00:26
liked it when they had a little humility in their system. Oh, I'm
1:00:28
a genius now. The arrogance?
1:00:31
You ain't know? The arrogance? The
1:00:33
arrogance, the arrogance. The comes with...
1:00:35
I became a genius. Some of
1:00:38
my picks, bruh. Go
1:00:41
get them suspenders. Yo, coffee, get them. He bought
1:00:43
the crypto and a cyber truck. My second trunk
1:00:45
got a license. Get them coffee. This
1:00:47
guy's MAGA. Get them coffee. Get a
1:00:49
stitch and move them. Get a MAGA.
1:00:51
Coffee. Sorry. Anyway, Kraken,
1:00:54
listen, I just wanna let you guys know once
1:00:56
again, this is not investment advice. Matter
1:00:59
of fact, it's the opposite. We're
1:01:01
gonna lose our money. Yes, if you wanna lose
1:01:03
money. Then you pay attention to us. Okay?
1:01:06
Crypto trading involves risk of
1:01:09
loss and is offered to
1:01:11
US customers excluding Washington,
1:01:13
New York and Maine. I'm pretty sure that's what those
1:01:16
are. Oh, you know that. Killed that shit, right? Through
1:01:19
Payword Interactive Inc. You heard that disclosure
1:01:21
I just gave right there? That's
1:01:24
really important. Anyway,
1:01:27
if you go right now
1:01:29
to kraken.com/flagrant, or you just
1:01:31
scanned the QR code on the screen and that QR
1:01:33
code better be legit, start
1:01:36
your crypto journey today with
1:01:38
Kraken. It's been around for 13 years and had
1:01:41
no struggles. So
1:01:43
you can trust it. Yeah, you can trust it.
1:01:45
Okay, it's all about trust. It's all about trust.
1:01:47
Yes. And doing everything above board. Yes,
1:01:49
I love being above board. And staying above C level
1:01:52
also. Those things are important. Yes. And
1:01:55
if for whatever reason we were investigated, I'm
1:01:57
so sorry. We can just go back to
1:01:59
this. Time right here. We said we're
1:02:01
horrible. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, but I love that these
1:02:03
crypto companies are making money so they can give
1:02:06
us money Yeah, that's great. Mm-hmm. Are we allowed
1:02:08
to say what we invested in there?
1:02:10
Is that where it gets illegal? US
1:02:13
Treasury you really trying to fuck? No, I'm
1:02:15
like that right there. Yeah. Yeah, I put
1:02:17
in fear. I don't even know we could
1:02:19
do that We
1:02:23
that is But
1:02:26
I think that's gonna keep me out of the investigation
1:02:28
dad. Yeah, that is good. See I'm on your team
1:02:31
All right, just let me know. I'm not worried about
1:02:33
the SEC. There's no game Wait
1:02:36
a minute, that's the only camera in this one See is
1:02:39
how it starts. This is how it starts. We're on tough
1:02:41
times We
1:02:50
are bleeding money bro, this is how it
1:02:52
starts money to be an HC You
1:02:56
plead poverty you plead poverty and
1:02:58
then coffee. Does some investigative research and turns
1:03:00
out you're actually a trillion Gang
1:03:04
is over Yeah
1:03:19
Try to get cute I told you guys I was
1:03:21
like listen, I think we should just stay away from
1:03:23
crypto shit You guys were like, but there's so much
1:03:26
money Somehow
1:03:37
still accurate One
1:03:39
more time Making
1:03:52
I want some money. Oh my lord. Listen, shout out a
1:03:54
food truck. Shout out What
1:04:00
I'm talking about is what I'm trying to say. Legally,
1:04:02
you could legally take your own risk and invest
1:04:05
your money in there to do your crypto stuff,
1:04:07
which is obviously a risk and you could do
1:04:09
illegally. Anything
1:04:12
you guys want to say else? Not
1:04:15
guilty. That's what I'm saying. I
1:04:18
blame Akash. What Akash do? He's hard
1:04:20
to there and he got him. We kept
1:04:22
him out of this one on purpose. Coffeezilla's got
1:04:24
him behind the building right now. Time to check.
1:04:27
Where are they? Show me the money.
1:04:30
All right, man. But for real, we got to get back to the show
1:04:34
while we still have one. And
1:04:37
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and Android devices. Well, the Strickland DDP
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is interesting because you probably want to
1:05:45
rematch it. Do you care about the
1:05:47
Strickland fighting? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1:05:49
Come on, man. Come on. Come on, man. I
1:05:52
know me, and I know where I was during that
1:05:54
fight week and all that. And that was his time.
1:05:57
It was his week. That's the only fight of yours
1:05:59
I haven't watched live. Ah really, you just like. Since
1:06:01
we've known each other. Damn. So that's
1:06:03
my fault. Oh, sorry. That's my bad, bro. I
1:06:05
forgive you. You were on stage? I don't think
1:06:07
so. But I remember that. You came
1:06:10
upstairs. It felt weird. It's the only fight. Yeah,
1:06:12
but it felt weird for me. And then like in
1:06:14
the fight itself, like when he dropped me, I remember
1:06:16
getting up and I'm like, oh, this nigga's hitting
1:06:18
me. Oh shit, he's hitting me. And I looked at
1:06:20
Mark Garter and there's a picture of him. I'm like,
1:06:22
I'm good. And he's still, he's probably
1:06:25
like 18 punches deep. Wasn't really hitting me, but it
1:06:28
was like hitting the guard. I'm just like, cool. And
1:06:30
I start fighting back. But the
1:06:32
whole fight just felt like a weird dream. Out of
1:06:34
bodies. You know the dreams? Yeah, like when you're trying
1:06:36
to like really, and in a dream trying to hit
1:06:38
the monster, you're like, what the fuck? Noodle arms. It
1:06:41
felt weird. And again, it was just his week. He
1:06:43
has pressure, his game. He
1:06:46
does apply good pressure and like consistent
1:06:48
pressure while closing distance. Wait till I
1:06:51
fight him again. Like with DDP, I
1:06:54
walked him back a few times. Because
1:06:57
I was. I feel like he was just, he was
1:06:59
effective when he was doing that bum rush thing. It's
1:07:01
such a weird. What are you thinking as a fighter?
1:07:04
Literally your entire life at your coaches are going,
1:07:06
whatever you do, don't run straight and just throw
1:07:08
big looped punches. Put your head down. Not even
1:07:10
looking. But why is it effective you think? I
1:07:12
think just him as a fighter, the style, the
1:07:15
cadence, even his question mark kick, it's so slow.
1:07:17
It's peculiar though, right? By the time you block
1:07:19
it and come back, now he didn't hit me
1:07:21
with it. He had strickling with it. But I've
1:07:23
seen him when he did it, he'd question mark
1:07:25
and catch him. But it's so slow. By
1:07:28
the time you block and calm down, then it hits you. It's
1:07:31
weird. It's weird. It's like off
1:07:33
speed. Off speed, yeah. He's off speed. I
1:07:35
remember when Manny Pacquiao fought Manuel Marquez. One
1:07:37
Manuel Marquez. His trainer after the third fight
1:07:39
or something was like now that Manny is
1:07:41
a more orthodox fighter and more traditional, I
1:07:43
think we're gonna have an easier time with
1:07:46
him. Because before we never knew what was
1:07:48
coming, where it was coming from. It was
1:07:50
so unorthodox, you couldn't figure it out. That's
1:07:52
what I'm saying. The freedom, the freedom to
1:07:54
try whatever. But I
1:07:56
don't think that's him. I think he's just awkward. That's
1:07:58
his style. And also, he will. And durability is way
1:08:01
up. Yeah, yeah. That was the thing. When he's tired,
1:08:03
he'll still go, because it was a bit in
1:08:05
the fourth round. I was lighting him up,
1:08:07
and he shot, and I sprawled back
1:08:10
of his head. My nuts hit him, fall into the
1:08:12
ground, and I thought I rocked him, maybe. But
1:08:14
then I get up, and I'm there, and then
1:08:16
what's his name? The ref's like, get up. He
1:08:19
didn't get up, gets on his knees, and the ref's like, get up. And
1:08:21
he finally gets up, and I attack him. And he didn't even care
1:08:24
about what he, they just, he just wanted to throw. So he threw,
1:08:26
and you have to address it, because it's
1:08:29
something coming at you, but he just throws, just to stop being
1:08:31
your tracks. So he's not
1:08:34
trying to hit you. He's not doing a aiming fire. He's
1:08:36
throwing and hoping. So it just stops
1:08:38
being your tracks, it stops your momentum, and then
1:08:40
you have to go again, but as well. He's
1:08:42
a stubborn dude, stubborn dude, but you just have
1:08:44
to out will him. And again, I can't wait
1:08:46
till our fight. Guys like Strickland or whoever, because
1:08:49
now, Pereira, the second fight, I remember thinking, I
1:08:51
told Eugene, I'm gonna stress you out this
1:08:53
fight, you know that, right? And he's like, what?
1:08:55
I'm like, I'm gonna strict, because I know in the corner,
1:08:57
he's gonna be like, oh fuck, that was close. And in
1:08:59
Miami, that was, oh, oh. Because I'm like, nah, I'm gonna
1:09:01
be right there. And I was pushing him back. When
1:09:04
he pushes me back, and I'm like, nah, it's a, I
1:09:06
know how to do it to people. So when
1:09:08
you go, when you went for Pereira too.
1:09:13
I was like, yeah, let's go. Like I told you, I'm
1:09:15
gonna stress you out, because I'm gonna be right there. Because
1:09:17
you had a lot of confidence going into one, I feel
1:09:19
like, and I feel like you were. I was beating him.
1:09:21
Yeah, I mean, 10 seconds, round one is 10 seconds longer.
1:09:23
It's a first round. Five, three seconds longer. Yeah, yeah. That's
1:09:25
what I needed. But again, that's
1:09:27
the life of it, eh? And then it got to the
1:09:29
point where eventually, I
1:09:32
lose to him, and I say, all right, let's do it again.
1:09:34
Then straight away, boom. And then in the
1:09:36
part two fight, I'm just like, I'm coming at you. And
1:09:38
even when I walk, watch the walk out now. Wait,
1:09:41
wait, wait, hold on, hold on, stop, stop, stop. You decided
1:09:43
to come at him. Is that strategy because you
1:09:45
think he thinks that you're gonna be, got it.
1:09:48
Okay. So they think, oh, he's just gonna
1:09:50
move back, and leg kicks, and paw, paw, paw. I'm like, nah,
1:09:52
watch this. I told you, I'm gonna stress you the fuck out.
1:09:55
This is like two weeks before the fight, or three weeks before the fight,
1:09:57
two weeks before I hurt my knee. And then,
1:09:59
yeah. So even going into that
1:10:01
fight fucked on me. I was just like, I'm
1:10:03
gonna attack him and go forward. So first round,
1:10:05
he, so first round, the first thing that he
1:10:07
realizes, oh shit, he's not afraid. So
1:10:09
now his mental in
1:10:11
that fight is gonna be completely flipped. They
1:10:14
expected me to move back. And just kind
1:10:16
of, oh, counter punch, ah. So for
1:10:19
me, I'm just like, nah, I'm gonna attack him. Cause sometimes people forget
1:10:21
I can do that. Until you show them,
1:10:23
they're like, oh shit, he can. So you put pressure on.
1:10:26
I can, and then eventually, he's got
1:10:28
me. Pereira, like certain people just
1:10:31
used to taking leg kicks. How does that affect? That's
1:10:34
when I'm able to push Pereira backwards as I go
1:10:36
southpaw. Cause I can just check the leg
1:10:38
kick. From this stance, I can just turn the knee in.
1:10:40
And then I was pushing him backwards southpaw. So I'm like,
1:10:42
okay. Wait, is he traditional? He's an Orthodox.
1:10:44
So he's, he likes Orthodox. He can fight both
1:10:46
ways, but not as good as. He prefers other,
1:10:49
and then when he throws that quick little leg
1:10:51
kick. It's Orthodox. And if
1:10:53
you're Orthodox, Orthodox, that's when, so whenever for me. So
1:10:56
you have to throw it to the inside of your calf. That's
1:10:58
easier to check. And then you just leaning into it. Yeah, just
1:11:00
turn the knee in. So for me, when he hurt my leg,
1:11:02
and then I went southpawing, and this is by the K, I
1:11:04
was like, you know what? I'm gonna bring
1:11:06
him in. I just went and give him. So
1:11:09
I went, you see me, I switched back to Orthodox. I was like, he's gonna take the
1:11:11
leg. Does seeing the tear
1:11:13
that Alex is on right now, does that make
1:11:15
the victory feel? I hope he never stops. Because
1:11:18
it just makes your victory feel so much sweeter,
1:11:20
right? David, what'd you say the other day, no
1:11:22
one's ever gone past two rounds, a
1:11:24
round and a half with him. And I never thought about that till
1:11:26
he said it. And
1:11:29
I was like, oh yeah, only Jan, I think, was the only one
1:11:31
maybe. I was just wrestling. Yeah, if
1:11:33
you were standing on the feet, yeah. Again, to
1:11:36
stand on the feet with him. And even he said,
1:11:38
you told me last night. Yeah, I saw it on Instagram.
1:11:40
Hopefully this was a real quote. But he
1:11:42
was talking about, they were asking about another guy that I
1:11:44
guess was in kickboxing with you guys. I don't know if
1:11:47
you had fought him. I haven't seen it yet. I think
1:11:49
Alex had fought him. And they basically asked
1:11:51
him, do you think he'll be successful at UFC? And
1:11:53
he's like, he's not Izzy, he's not me. Like he
1:11:55
can't do it. And
1:11:57
again, I don't know your guys' relationship. And even if
1:11:59
that's a real quote, because it's on fucking Instagram. But
1:12:01
if it is, I think it's a
1:12:03
pretty cool admission of respect. Well,
1:12:05
no, we know. Like me and him know every time to
1:12:08
fight each other, it's not an easy fight. And
1:12:10
now we've had that rivalry. And
1:12:13
again, I've said this summer, people are like, oh, you're scared,
1:12:15
you're scared. I'm like, then why did I fight him straight
1:12:17
away after he knocked me out in the biggest fucking arena
1:12:19
in the world? But it's not that, it's just for me,
1:12:22
the story itself, the
1:12:24
whole story. Like even, what did Dana say? You could
1:12:26
do it 30 for 30 or not. I mean, it's
1:12:28
crazy. And you should. You should. Honestly, like a 30
1:12:30
for 30 ESPN special on
1:12:33
our fucking story from
1:12:36
kickboxing and then him chasing
1:12:38
me and then this. And we should even do an
1:12:40
interview afterwards and just fucking. Just the two of you.
1:12:43
Yeah. Sit down and I mean, just
1:12:45
trauma. Yeah. You know, and then
1:12:47
I'll say whatever I say and then trauma and
1:12:49
then I'll bro it out. It seems
1:12:51
like he has a lot of love for you, which I
1:12:53
like. Yeah, yeah. It's. Or respect.
1:12:56
Respect. There's
1:12:58
something about it. Like if you knock someone out, even me,
1:13:01
like I let it go when he knocked me out. I
1:13:03
never chased him. I'm always fine. Like look,
1:13:05
if the Sean fight never happens again, I'm fine. If you've
1:13:07
never been in that situation, you never understand how to let
1:13:09
go. You have to be willing to let
1:13:11
go. You can't keep chasing these things. So for me, I
1:13:13
don't chase them. They always come
1:13:15
back around. And that's how I know these
1:13:18
moments come back around. But yeah, we've
1:13:20
had that. If I fight them again and I knock
1:13:22
them out, then oh no, it's three, two now. Best
1:13:24
out of seven. Who am I fighting
1:13:26
for? I only have how much more
1:13:28
left in the game. I'm not gonna
1:13:31
try and just entertain people. There's more
1:13:33
fights I'd rather do. Couple more rematches
1:13:35
I'd rather do. Yeah. So
1:13:37
yeah, I don't wanna keep chasing the
1:13:39
same fucking, or beating a dead
1:13:41
horse or whatever. Yeah. Now you
1:13:43
said that you believe he actually does use spells. Look,
1:13:46
we all have something. We
1:13:48
all have something to do. Now we're talking. A little. Now
1:13:50
we're talking. Like I said, before I fought him in Miami,
1:13:52
there was nights I'll just be, just
1:13:54
in the house shadow boxing, pacing up and down, micro
1:13:57
dosed up a little bit or macro dosed. Or.
1:14:00
but I'll be in the shower that I've said that shower
1:14:02
is the greatest place to create it. Shower shrooms. Yes. That's
1:14:05
what you're saying. Trademark. Yeah. Shower
1:14:07
shrooms and just like, there was one
1:14:09
night, Chance is in best
1:14:11
secret and then I just go in
1:14:14
this room like tower on like Chance,
1:14:16
Chance. He's like, huh? What?
1:14:19
Oh shit, I'm like, I'm on. He's like, oh,
1:14:21
oh, okay. Like he knew straight away what
1:14:23
I meant. Cause sometimes if he comes home
1:14:25
and he hears the same track on the
1:14:27
loop and I'm in the
1:14:29
shower, he just knows, ah,
1:14:31
he's in there in that void. He's creating.
1:14:33
So again, I don't know if anyone else
1:14:35
does this, but I just employ people to
1:14:37
like this techniques. But yeah, that's my way
1:14:40
of like, now he has
1:14:42
his ancestors, you know, he has his
1:14:44
people from his tribe. And even
1:14:47
when I felt robbed the first time in
1:14:49
Melbourne, I felt something with him.
1:14:51
I've never really spoken on this, but like everyone
1:14:53
has something. I have my parents fasting and praying.
1:14:56
I have my uncle who was a pastor, prayer
1:14:59
warriors back in Nigeria praying for me. So
1:15:01
yeah, but also we all tap into, cause we're
1:15:03
indigenous people. We know how to tap into the
1:15:05
spirituality of things. So he definitely
1:15:08
has an energy behind him
1:15:10
that just props him
1:15:12
up, gets him going. And it's hard to explain
1:15:14
unless you've been in there with someone. And
1:15:17
if like, if you have, you'll know it's in the
1:15:19
eyes, it's in the energy, it's the spirit. So you
1:15:22
can clown me and say, oh, it's fucking woo
1:15:24
woo, whatever, but again, in the Western world, no
1:15:27
one really fucks with that. It's all about science
1:15:29
and energies and crystals and all that. But you
1:15:31
felt it with Rob? Cause Rob's what, Maori? Maori,
1:15:33
yeah. There was something different. And also I maybe
1:15:35
might think with the death note, I don't know,
1:15:38
but yeah. Also he's the grim reaper apparently. So,
1:15:40
but I felt it with Rob, it was something. Well,
1:15:43
you know, this is things I don't like
1:15:45
to, cause I grew up
1:15:47
in Nigeria, I've seen people get possessed. Yeah.
1:15:50
I've seen David, remember at the house in
1:15:53
Shangisha, when that lady, do you remember?
1:15:58
Oh yeah, now you remember. But then this.
1:16:00
Yeah, I've seen some shit. We've seen what
1:16:02
happened. Now, can I just talk? Hey, let's
1:16:04
talk it. Go. OK, now.
1:16:06
Just, OK. So now, now, now. Just, just,
1:16:08
OK. Mark's locked in over there. OK, so
1:16:10
just try to wait. Short story. Short story.
1:16:13
Short story. Short story. He's witnessed divine creation.
1:16:15
Our other brother, Sam, he lived in Nigeria
1:16:17
longer than us. And then he came to join us
1:16:20
in New Zealand. And he came with
1:16:22
so many stories. Like, one time
1:16:24
after school, one of
1:16:26
the students picked up a rubber band and turned
1:16:28
into a yam. And then everyone
1:16:30
said, oh, they'll turn into a yam. And they cut the
1:16:32
yam open. And then there was blood. And
1:16:34
I was like, you're a cap. And you're lying. You're lying.
1:16:36
And then I went to our dad. And he was
1:16:39
like, is this true? And he's like,
1:16:41
like, these things happen. Like, like,
1:16:43
no cap. And he's not a bullshit. He's not like
1:16:46
a, you know what I mean? He doesn't
1:16:48
need a fucklout. Yeah. I've seen some stuff in boarding school.
1:16:50
It's a great voice. I've seen some voice over there. You
1:16:52
went to hear his laugh. When he laughs and he's fucking
1:16:54
rolling, he's hilarious. It's a little discouraging. We haven't heard that
1:16:57
in an hour and a half. I'm
1:17:00
working over here. That
1:17:02
is true. It's true. I've seen some stuff. And the one
1:17:05
I was talking about in the house, after school, we should
1:17:07
just hear random noises from the
1:17:09
house above us constantly just, blah,
1:17:11
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She's speaking
1:17:13
in tongues. And then one night, I remember like
1:17:16
maybe around 2 or 3 AM, the
1:17:19
whole house, there was a commotion. And then they took her to
1:17:21
a church or something to go pray. And then I tried to
1:17:23
see it. And my parents were like, just go in your room,
1:17:25
go in your room. And lock the door. And
1:17:27
then I tried to ask the housemates the
1:17:29
next day what happened. But everyone just
1:17:32
kept, ah, whatever, whatever. But I found out later on, it
1:17:34
was she passed
1:17:36
the thing on. It was a housemate from upstairs.
1:17:38
She passed it to the mom. And
1:17:40
the mom passed it to the kids. And then the
1:17:43
dad was the only one who didn't get touched by
1:17:45
it. But then they had to do this whole exorcist
1:17:47
shit. This sounds crazy, like some fucking movie shit. Actually,
1:17:49
it happens. Again,
1:17:52
boarding school, I've seen it as well. It's
1:17:54
real. I don't want to go too much into it because then I just
1:17:56
sound like a fucking crazy person. But yeah,
1:17:58
I already do. But still. We're dumb, we're experienced.
1:18:01
What happened in boarding school? What happened in boarding
1:18:03
school? Allegedly. Okay boarding school, we're
1:18:05
playing tag and then this kid whenever he got tagged
1:18:07
he just kinda switched. And they catch on and start
1:18:09
trying to beat them. And well what the fuck yo,
1:18:12
relax chill. And later
1:18:14
on we couldn't find him for hours. And
1:18:16
at one point, ah. At
1:18:20
one point me and this kid who were looking for him we see in
1:18:22
the night, lightning strike, strikes
1:18:24
again and he's right there running less in slow motion. And
1:18:26
I'll never forget this cause there's moments in your life you
1:18:28
just, you just click. Let's get
1:18:30
out. And they just go. Guy running and get
1:18:32
out. Ah!
1:18:35
And then we ran and then people were like what
1:18:37
the fuck, we were like he's coming, he's coming, he's
1:18:39
coming, but yeah. So
1:18:41
did he come? Ah ha ha
1:18:43
ha. Well I don't know, fuck I didn't say to find
1:18:45
out. Okay wow. Yeah get the
1:18:47
fuck out of there, yeah. And eventually they found
1:18:49
him later on eventually and he was
1:18:51
in the bushes somewhere, this is in open state,
1:18:53
Bell's boarding school. They found him eventually in the
1:18:55
bushes somewhere and yeah I think after the
1:18:57
next day we never saw him at school for a while.
1:19:02
Yo Val's got a story, there was some knives that
1:19:04
flew off the shelf in Pakistan, remember that? Yeah, yeah,
1:19:06
yeah. Wait, what do you mean? Yeah
1:19:09
so I was at my grandma's house whose
1:19:11
house was like super haunted. It
1:19:13
was on a burial site. And
1:19:16
it was me, my cousins,
1:19:18
my aunt who's deaf and
1:19:22
all of a sudden these
1:19:25
like not state knives just
1:19:27
flew across the room and stabbed
1:19:30
my aunt's shirt through
1:19:32
the couch. Damn. And
1:19:34
we're all just like, it was my
1:19:37
aunt and us and we're just like
1:19:39
screaming, screaming for help and nobody was
1:19:41
there and so my aunt had to
1:19:43
like take the knife out and just grab all the
1:19:45
kids and run out of the house. Did it appear
1:19:47
skin or just a shirt? No just a shirt. Damn.
1:19:50
That was your uncle trying to get a dope
1:19:52
fool. Ha ha ha. Just for some more text.
1:19:55
Yeah. Go into a witch doctor if you've got
1:19:57
problems, your husband's cheating on you or
1:19:59
something. It's like part of a way
1:20:01
of life in some parts of Nigeria you go
1:20:04
the little sacrifice that'll kill chicken They'll
1:20:06
give you something they're like a good put it
1:20:08
under you under your doormat and then your husband
1:20:10
will just stop cheating Trust
1:20:14
me, bro. They should take as a fact. What is
1:20:16
it? Yeah Have you ever used
1:20:18
a witch doctor? No, we don't like to we
1:20:20
grew up in a Christian household So we stayed
1:20:22
away from that but you know who called him
1:20:25
Baba Lauer. I think it's not that big to
1:20:27
call them sangoma So everyone or different tribes in
1:20:29
Africa have different names for them But before
1:20:31
Christianity before that these guys were and it's not
1:20:34
because you know, the Western world would say this
1:20:36
is bad This is juju this is nag. But
1:20:38
then it was African
1:20:40
spirituality Before and
1:20:43
Christianity or whatever came through
1:20:45
even his life even yeah
1:20:47
Yeah, why people but still
1:20:50
we um, yeah people tap into it But I just stay
1:20:52
away from it and I do it in
1:20:54
my own way with certain things. So look When
1:20:56
you the spectrum of lights so different like when
1:20:58
even when I'm on shrooms the way I feel the way
1:21:00
I see things The way I perceive the
1:21:02
world. I know there's more there's
1:21:05
way more the way I've seen my cat rest in peace
1:21:07
in the room I used to see her at nighttime. I
1:21:09
mean, what is she chasing? I'm
1:21:12
watching TV. I'll just see her like dah dah dah dah dah and
1:21:14
just And I'm like, what
1:21:16
is she actually chasing because they can see? Far
1:21:18
more than us in the spectrum of light So
1:21:21
the egotistical of us to think like we know as
1:21:23
humans we know what the fucking Rome is like Anyway,
1:21:26
that's my tattoo see those cash. I go and sit on
1:21:28
the hospital bed when someone's dying There's me. Yeah, like they
1:21:30
can smell something and there's like have you heard this mark
1:21:32
always tries to make us like cats Shouldn't
1:21:37
like them brother going on the bed and shit they
1:21:39
might be killing the people there was one I think
1:21:41
was in England and a retirement home Don't quote me
1:21:44
on this But then whenever the cat spends time with
1:21:46
someone who never spends time with anyone and he
1:21:49
about to die And it became a thing and they put
1:21:51
on the news and whatnot. It's on YouTube somewhere Yeah, and
1:21:53
it turns out all those people were allergic to cats He's
1:22:00
on. Which is crazy, right?
1:22:02
My dad jokes now, man. Wait,
1:22:05
Violet, y'all buried? You're
1:22:07
dead? You know what I'm pre-made? No.
1:22:09
That's weird. Y'all wild white.
1:22:12
That shit. Nah, the gangies is haunted, bro. The
1:22:14
gangies is haunted as fuck. You got to be careful with that. Where
1:22:16
are the gangies? That's
1:22:18
the big river in Indoor. That's where we spread
1:22:20
ashes when someone dies. I see, I see. Yeah.
1:22:23
Oh, I've seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah,
1:22:25
they do. Pour it out for the day. Wow.
1:22:28
I'm not good with grandkids. That's all
1:22:30
I'm saying. It's fucked up with Volison.
1:22:32
There's a war. There's some racism. My
1:22:34
grandmother's ashes in there. Can
1:22:36
you imagine having to look to 9-11 and start
1:22:38
shitting on your ancestors? Around the World Trade Center.
1:22:40
I started going to your computer. Can you hear
1:22:42
her dub? That's good. Good
1:22:46
jokes. All allowed. That was good. Bro, you ever
1:22:48
heard of The Serpent and the Rainbow of this
1:22:50
book? No. This is a book,
1:22:52
this is great, by this guy Wade Davis, all right? Serpent and
1:22:54
the Rainbow. He went to Haiti, I-E-T. He's
1:22:58
a Harvard psychologist. Okay. He
1:23:00
hears a story about this guy. Let's go,
1:23:02
Mark, dude. Let's go. Professor Gagnon.
1:23:04
Someone give me a zen or a cough. Is
1:23:06
that Mark Cook? Mark, do you hear the zen?
1:23:08
Do you hear the zen? I don't. Someone
1:23:11
give me something. You know that one I took back, allegedly? Still haven't
1:23:13
tried it. It's probably expired now, but I saw Rogan even taking them.
1:23:17
I've seen other people take them. Ever
1:23:19
since you told me, if you want to feel
1:23:22
nauseous and disoriented, take a bit. So I was
1:23:24
like, I don't know about that. But I think
1:23:26
maybe I'll try like a small one. I just
1:23:28
want to feel it, because I know tobacco is
1:23:31
a nootropic, right? Yeah. Yeah.
1:23:33
Nickety's a nootropic. Nickety's a nootropic. Yeah, okay, bet. And
1:23:35
it's good to small those. You do too much, then
1:23:37
you're nervous. Yeah, nah, I'm not trying to do that.
1:23:39
Okay, tell us about your gay body. No, it's not
1:23:41
gay. It's not gay. The Serpent and the Rainbow. It
1:23:44
sounds gay, I know that. That's pregnant, never-rein. He's a
1:23:46
Harvard psychologist, right? He goes down
1:23:48
to Haiti because he hears a story
1:23:50
about this guy. Oh, gosh. I got
1:23:53
it. Cler-Clervious-Narcie. All right, Haitian dude. That
1:23:55
was a zombie for 20 years. Well,
1:23:57
yeah, of course. Everybody knows about him.
1:23:59
I'm basically
1:24:03
this guy claims that he
1:24:06
was poisoned by a witch doctor by a book.
1:24:08
I rule in Haiti gets good
1:24:11
cat. Send in a mean to do that. Cat
1:24:13
like watch out. He
1:24:16
finds out that basically
1:24:19
he gets poisoned by which doctor he has
1:24:21
buried the witch doctor exhumes his body takes
1:24:23
him to a different part of Haiti that
1:24:25
makes him work as like a slave on
1:24:27
the Torah like different drugs for like 20
1:24:29
years. Eventually he's able to escape
1:24:31
after his witch doctor guy dies and then he goes
1:24:33
back to his family and he's like, you know,
1:24:35
this is what happened to me. I wasn't
1:24:37
able to like escape. He like put a
1:24:39
spell on me or some shit. And this
1:24:41
psychologist went down there like documented it and was
1:24:44
kind of like, yeah, it's possible that some
1:24:46
of the drugs he basically gave some validity
1:24:48
to it that it's possible that he was
1:24:50
using puffer fish and this
1:24:53
specific thing that would basically put someone to a
1:24:55
coma for a short period of time. And so
1:24:57
he's basically trying to find like scientific validity to
1:24:59
this idea of like, there's this Haitian zombie, which
1:25:01
is like crazy. But they,
1:25:03
I don't know the book, I've never read it,
1:25:05
but it seems like there's some there's criticism both
1:25:07
ways. Why do we want to believe all this
1:25:09
shit? Because it's like, it's
1:25:12
like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's
1:25:14
like, it's like, why are we still
1:25:16
here? I've seen some shit. That's the
1:25:18
thing. I've seen some shit. I've seen some shit. I'm
1:25:20
not questioning if you see or not. I'm saying, why
1:25:22
do I want to believe like you start the story?
1:25:24
I want it to be true. Same. Maybe
1:25:27
that's it. Maybe
1:25:29
we want to leave the whole in your heart.
1:25:31
When you told me, Jesus Christ, I need to
1:25:34
accept Jesus. I
1:25:36
have to accept Jesus. Do you feel
1:25:38
an empty, huh? No,
1:25:41
that's why you have so
1:25:43
many God's. No,
1:25:47
there's a, but like, I even see like
1:25:49
my dog hanging around my child's, right? I'm
1:25:52
like, well, they have a protective instinct and she
1:25:54
just knows or whatever. Or maybe it's because the
1:25:56
people that give her the food are around the
1:25:58
child. You know what I
1:26:00
mean? But I want to believe this dog sees something
1:26:03
pure in this kid. Yeah. And then my
1:26:05
baby tried to like take a toy my dog was
1:26:07
playing with and I just saw my dog go, Oh,
1:26:10
no. Cut that straight away. And I was like, Oh, that ain't shit. No. These
1:26:13
dogs ain't shit at all. You reprimand them
1:26:15
straight away? Yeah. Yeah, you
1:26:17
have to. Yeah, I just reprimanded by
1:26:20
throwing the thing continuously for it. Yeah.
1:26:22
Okay. They're a warden. I
1:26:25
don't know. You're right. I have to make sure that that
1:26:27
behavior is not tied. Yeah, yeah. Letting know the baby's up
1:26:29
there. Is above them. Yeah. That's a
1:26:31
good point. Because that's how kids get. Yeah. But
1:26:33
why are we so compelled to want to believe
1:26:35
in? One more. Is it the
1:26:37
supernatural? I think there's so much we don't know.
1:26:40
Yeah. Having some explanation for some supernatural phenomenon is
1:26:42
like, okay, there are things that are beyond our
1:26:44
comprehension that are happening out there. Oh, that's interesting.
1:26:46
So it justifies
1:26:48
all the things that we can't explain. Yeah.
1:26:51
So believing in these little things can
1:26:53
justify the greater things that we don't understand.
1:26:55
Yeah. Okay. That's interesting. The inability to explain
1:26:57
things is anxiety inducing. Yes. It's like, oh,
1:26:59
I say something that can jinx something.
1:27:01
But if I knock on wood, I have
1:27:04
some control over my future
1:27:06
destiny. I see. Yeah. Like those types of superstitions. I
1:27:08
love knocking on wood. And I'm surprised you actually have
1:27:10
seen it and you haven't looked into it more. Nah,
1:27:13
I don't want to. I've never f***ed with a Ouija
1:27:15
board, nothing like that. Because I just know as
1:27:18
Nigerians, this is why on these movies, there's always white
1:27:20
kids. Because they're, oh, yeah, let's go talk to the
1:27:22
f***ing children. You don't
1:27:24
see no black kids f*** with that. Because I know
1:27:26
it's real. And then it can
1:27:29
enter you. You know it can become a thing.
1:27:31
So I'm just like, nah, I'm good. So
1:27:33
yeah. Well, you need
1:27:36
to holler at some of the witch doctors for
1:27:38
your opponents in the future. Yeah. Throw some s***
1:27:40
in the locker room. Nah, I'd write to myself.
1:27:42
I'd write to myself after day. Skills, skills. You
1:27:44
gotta get the edge off. I know. Sometimes, yeah.
1:27:46
So that's, bro, even in Nigeria, they do it
1:27:48
with football. They put something at someone's goal post.
1:27:50
It's just trying to like- Do you remember this
1:27:52
in the World Cup? Nah. There
1:27:54
was a whole thing in the World Cup. This was like 2012. Like, Nigeria
1:27:56
was winning games. They got a call. And
1:27:58
there was a- that was on
1:28:01
the goal post or something. Like we got spun
1:28:03
a goal throw. There's always something in that shit.
1:28:05
They will try. No, but nothing's free, bro. Nothing's
1:28:07
free. You can't ask for dark
1:28:09
favors without taking on a debt. Oh, if
1:28:11
they do, come on. You can't ask for
1:28:13
dark favors without taking on a debt. Nothing's
1:28:15
for free. I like that. I know.
1:28:18
I know. I know. I
1:28:20
saw you guys. I saw you guys. I saw you guys. What
1:28:23
movie you got that from? Nah, everything
1:28:25
needs a sacrifice. Everything needs the one
1:28:28
sacrifice. How convenient, huh? How
1:28:30
convenient. Because he died for the same. Yeah, but
1:28:32
shout out Jesus, bro. I don't think Jesus gets
1:28:35
enough credit. Don't
1:28:38
you think he doesn't? None in the
1:28:40
moment, but again, I
1:28:42
claim back the word God. One day?
1:28:45
No, no, I keep saying it now because at
1:28:47
first I felt so triggering. And I'd be like the
1:28:49
universe. But I might not. But God is the one,
1:28:51
no matter what that force is. It's what we all
1:28:54
tap into. Call the universe. This is just a euphemism
1:28:56
for God. Yeah, like even though my boy, Shai Ike,
1:28:59
when we were in Abu Dhabi
1:29:01
recently, I went to the mosque
1:29:03
with him and put the whole thing on. And then I
1:29:05
went to pray at the mosque with him. And he was
1:29:07
really touched. He was like, man, none of
1:29:09
my friends have ever come to the mosque to pray with
1:29:11
me. But I was like, of course I'm gonna tap in.
1:29:13
It's a praise. And I just went there, followed what he
1:29:16
was doing, but I was just meditating. I didn't really know
1:29:18
the Quran or speak the Arabic
1:29:20
or whatever, but it's just my way of tapping in with
1:29:22
cultures no matter what. You still feel the same energy. We're
1:29:24
all still trying to connect to the same oneness. If I
1:29:26
ever go to a Hindi temple, I do the same thing.
1:29:29
We did that. Remember we hit the
1:29:31
track? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Singapore, yeah.
1:29:33
Where? In Singapore, the Hindi
1:29:35
temple. It's a track. You just run circles.
1:29:38
You walk mad laps. Oh, you just get
1:29:40
you dizzy. And then you walk out of
1:29:42
there like, oh, that was spiritual. I was
1:29:44
like, the Indian 500. This is
1:29:46
a little dizzy. Yeah. Yeah. It's
1:29:49
a little dizzy. Mark is bad. Mark
1:29:52
and I take two weeks off the park every
1:29:54
single week. And have a day. Dat-do-scalor.
1:30:00
No, no, we went and we did it and it was
1:30:02
cool. They were moving, they were moving. Yeah, I
1:30:04
love the mustard too. But do you always, is that
1:30:06
part of the culture? Is it you go around every
1:30:08
single time? Like when you would go to temple as
1:30:11
a kid? Usually there's like a certain, like
1:30:14
a Ganesh statue or whatever, and you'll do the circle around
1:30:16
the Ganesh. Odd number of times, one, three, five, seven, whatever.
1:30:18
Even at your wedding, I know it was the sick wedding,
1:30:20
but there was also doing the circle. Yeah, we did, I
1:30:22
think five. Seven, no? Yeah, seven, maybe. We did five, you
1:30:24
guys had to do two extras or something like that. Oh
1:30:26
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fair enough. I
1:30:29
can do ceremony seven. I know my shit.
1:30:33
That's all you need to know. And then remember when y'all tried to feed
1:30:35
us mud? Oh yeah. That was
1:30:37
the best. I remember when they tried to
1:30:39
feed us mud, and they thought that
1:30:41
we wouldn't know it was mud, but we ate it, we
1:30:43
did it. It did taste good. It was delicious. Yeah, it
1:30:45
was delicious. I think by that dude's toenail to this day,
1:30:49
specifically his toenail. The guy that was scooping
1:30:51
the scooping. Yeah, I love the toenail. I
1:30:53
don't know how that used to be. The
1:30:55
dude that was scooping, he had a toenail,
1:30:57
and it's nothing against him. We all, some
1:30:59
dove has a toenail, but he had a
1:31:01
toenail specifically, it shoes off and then also
1:31:04
scooping. And I've just never forgotten the toenail. With
1:31:06
the foot? No, he wasn't scooping his foot. He
1:31:09
had a long toenail. It just, you saw it. Oh,
1:31:11
I see. So he grossed you out. He was feeding
1:31:13
you, but he also had a barnacle. And you're like,
1:31:16
uh. I went back for seconds, by
1:31:18
the way. What is that? I had multiple. I
1:31:20
had multiple. Shout out to that, what would you
1:31:22
call a temple? Gooduara. Gooduara. Shout out to that
1:31:24
Gooduara. They had the best, what do you call
1:31:27
it? Prashad. Prashad. They
1:31:29
got the best prashad in Jersey. So
1:31:31
if y'all wanted a fire prashad, you
1:31:35
gotta pull up to that Gooduara. That shit
1:31:37
was, you remember that? Yeah. That
1:31:39
shit hit the hand and I was like, mm. I
1:31:41
said, oh, I ate it. And
1:31:44
then after eating, I didn't even know if we were supposed to. Like,
1:31:47
cause I was so hungry, I was starving. And
1:31:51
I ate that shit and I was like, ooh,
1:31:53
they onto this mud shit. They onto this mud
1:31:55
shit. We're gonna look
1:31:57
at mud different. I didn't feel that way.
1:32:00
I said, it was delicious. And
1:32:02
I said, yo, run that back, toe. You did a lot
1:32:04
better. I said, run that back.
1:32:07
You weren't supposed to eat it, I don't think. I don't. What
1:32:09
the fuck? You turned into a sculpture. I did. You
1:32:12
were supposed to paint it and make something. But
1:32:15
you know, Gandhi used to read the New Testament? I read
1:32:17
that today. Apparently he read the New Testament all the time. Of
1:32:19
course he did. All the boys do. King James version. Probably. Everybody
1:32:22
does. Someone said, why wouldn't you become a Christian? And
1:32:24
he said, if I ever met a true one, then
1:32:26
I would. What? Ooh. Which I
1:32:28
was like, yo, this guy's got his head. It got
1:32:30
me in bars. It got me in bars. I
1:32:33
love your Christ. It's your Christians I have a problem with.
1:32:35
I was like, anybody be saying that. Gandhi
1:32:37
says of course. Same. Yeah, no, but that's
1:32:39
you. You, who they talking
1:32:42
about? Me? Yeah. Who they talking
1:32:44
about? I'm modern Orthodox. What? Gandhi
1:32:47
making me go back to my life. Is he fighting
1:32:49
me? I'm doing it. I made a new one. No,
1:32:51
no, no. You're right. But listen, we have to aspire
1:32:53
to be the only perfect one of Jesus. Go meet
1:32:55
him then. Yeah. Pull up. He probably did already. Would
1:32:58
you grow up Andrew as Christian? Nah,
1:33:00
we weren't really just my parents. We're still
1:33:02
not to be honest. Yo, so what? So
1:33:05
funny. So it's
1:33:08
so funny. Like every bit like now that everybody
1:33:10
hates Jews on the internet, they hate me for
1:33:12
being Jewish before that. But you're Jewish. I know,
1:33:14
but they think I am the name. But like,
1:33:16
like, it's really a sign of success if you
1:33:18
think about it. Yeah. Well, that is also. Yeah.
1:33:20
I was going to say like people just hate
1:33:22
you and then attach whatever. This is what it's
1:33:24
like. This is a quick. The best example I
1:33:27
can have for is like whoever cuts you over,
1:33:29
cuts you over, cuts you off in like a
1:33:31
car. Yeah. It's just the first thing that you
1:33:33
think you know about them. Yeah. You attach to
1:33:35
your anger. And they're like, oh, if it's a
1:33:37
woman, you bitch can't fucking drive, whatever. And so
1:33:39
they just think that I'm Jewish. Yeah. And I
1:33:41
just be letting them think. They don't even care
1:33:43
to check. They're just like, yeah, it must be.
1:33:45
And just on you. Yeah. Yeah. But
1:33:48
you're not throwing them off the trail though. You're
1:33:50
right, dude. Yeah. Just kind of letting it. I
1:33:53
can't let them think, bro. And
1:33:55
then when they see me in heaven, they're like, what are you doing? Someone's
1:33:59
got some forgiveness. Bye-bye. Yeah, you thought.
1:34:01
Someone's got some forgive. Why'd your
1:34:03
mom name you Israel? Was that a... No, so,
1:34:05
actually, I was gonna mention this
1:34:07
while you were talking about naming your baby. So
1:34:10
in Nigerian or Yoduba culture, when you have a
1:34:12
baby, you meet the
1:34:14
baby for about a week first, so you're in the house
1:34:16
with the baby for about a week, get to know the
1:34:18
baby a bit, and then... The Indians do that, but that's
1:34:20
something. Yeah. That's something. So
1:34:22
then you have the naming ceremony, right? Yeah, naming ceremony. I
1:34:24
went to one. Oh, no way. You went
1:34:26
to one. Yeah. So we
1:34:29
don't do baby showers. We still have
1:34:31
naming ceremonies. And then, like,
1:34:33
say, people from my mom's side and my dad's side,
1:34:35
important people, like my mom and dad's parents gave me
1:34:37
a different name. My dad's parents gave
1:34:39
me a different name. My mom's big sister
1:34:41
or favorite sister or something. So Israel was the
1:34:44
name from the pastor or from God that was
1:34:46
ordained by me. So then Mobolaji was the second
1:34:48
name that my parents, they gave me that name.
1:34:51
Mobolaji. Mobolaji. Mobolaji.
1:34:53
That's fire. Yeah, so it means born
1:34:55
with wealth, born with riches. So each
1:34:57
of my names have meaning. Mobolaji. That's
1:34:59
what Israel means, actually. It's like the people of God.
1:35:02
Mobolaji. That's fire. It's Israel. Mobolaji,
1:35:04
Timitayo, Oduan, Yoluafemi, Ola B, Adesonya. So that's
1:35:06
all my names. But then again, as a
1:35:08
pastor, it's doing all the religious leaders doing
1:35:10
it. What
1:35:19
poor girl got it when you say my name? She's
1:35:23
my name. I'm
1:35:26
Mobolaji. Mobolaji. Mobolaji.
1:35:28
Mobolaji. I'm Mobolaji. As
1:35:35
a religious leader is doing it, and then they have
1:35:38
sugar, salt, water, honey, and then
1:35:41
we'll dip the finger in the water and say,
1:35:43
this is the essence of life, Mio,
1:35:45
and have a proverb about it. And
1:35:47
then, nah, segonya. I don't know. Like
1:35:50
some type of thing like that. But then, yeah,
1:35:52
I think it's beautiful. I think it's a cool thing
1:35:54
to do. They have the throwing of money too. That's
1:35:57
normal. We went to church. Man,
1:36:00
this is why I love street that's why I love street.
1:36:03
That's why I'm sorry. People making it rain. Jesus
1:36:06
is there in his underwear. Yeah. I
1:36:08
don't know what this respect is. Nah, man. We're
1:36:11
back in Nigeria at church and then the offerings, we
1:36:13
did a tithing and whatnot. But then we went
1:36:16
back from my dad being ordained as a minister in
1:36:18
this church. And then, yeah, to
1:36:20
celebrate, we just, and that's more
1:36:22
money for Jesus. Yeah. You know, so, and it just
1:36:24
looks cool. Cause you know, Naira and dollars don't compare.
1:36:26
So when you take a $500 over there, you
1:36:30
let it rest. Yeah. Let's get the stack.
1:36:32
I understand. And it's cool, man. Even in
1:36:35
the clubs, we're at the club there and
1:36:38
the vibe was so cool, man. Saxophone is
1:36:40
playing as they're playing real like, you
1:36:42
know, hip hop, R&B music in the club and the
1:36:44
drummers. And then you're just there like this, this, this.
1:36:46
And then, man, I just, I
1:36:48
like that about our culture. We're not scared to
1:36:51
flex. Like Nigerians in Africa with the biggest flexors.
1:36:53
Yeah. We taught all
1:36:55
Africans or everyone else how to flex. You
1:36:57
know, washing your hands with champagne. We
1:37:00
started that. Yeah. Yeah. I
1:37:03
didn't even put it. I didn't even hurt that one. I didn't
1:37:05
even say washing your hands. I was like, all right. We
1:37:08
didn't say for a minute. We've got flex. You
1:37:11
guys seen that one? When did the African dudes flex
1:37:13
in the water? Yeah. You seen that
1:37:15
one, right? Oh yeah, when did we ask them to be on water?
1:37:18
Like, yeah, what's up, bitch? Yeah. All right,
1:37:20
about those ones. Number three, the name Israel means
1:37:22
like, it was getting Jacob. Shut up. Shut up.
1:37:24
Shut up. I wanna hear it. Don't
1:37:26
tell me. I wanna hear it. I'm
1:37:29
joking. Jacob was named Israel. It's
1:37:31
one who struggles with God. So
1:37:33
it's like that entangled
1:37:35
with an angel or something. Jacob
1:37:37
wrestled God. Restled God, came out
1:37:40
strong. And that was the name
1:37:42
you ever told him. His was God. Which is crazy.
1:37:44
It's like Eric and connection between the divine and the
1:37:46
human and then he came out strong. Don't mess with
1:37:48
God. I forgot about that Bible story. When you said
1:37:50
it now, it's like, oh. Us Christians wrestle with God
1:37:53
every single day. Oh, no. I know. There's
1:37:55
no more wrestling to do. I'm too rich.
1:37:58
Yeah. Bro, the funniest juice. that
1:38:00
y'all got in the Torah? I like when they
1:38:02
pointed him in the center. That was fire, dude.
1:38:05
Let him know! Let him know! The
1:38:07
funniest juice store I've seen. Yeah, let
1:38:09
him know who the boys are. Give
1:38:11
me garlic. No, the funniest
1:38:14
juice store is when Abraham, God's
1:38:16
about to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah. And
1:38:18
then he tells Abraham, y'all, I'm gonna destroy Sodom and Gomorrah.
1:38:20
And then they tried to make a deal. Exactly,
1:38:23
bro. Abraham's nephew was living
1:38:25
in Sodom, and they were like, let me
1:38:27
buy a fat land. 45 gave you all
1:38:29
the girls in town. No, no, better. What
1:38:31
if I gave you my daughters? God goes,
1:38:33
if there's 50 righteous people, I
1:38:36
won't destroy it. And Abraham's like, all right, bet.
1:38:38
And he's like, oh, fuck, there's not 50. So then he goes, what
1:38:40
about 45? You won't destroy it. And
1:38:42
he's like, all right, I won't. And he gets
1:38:44
them down to 10. Yup. And literally,
1:38:46
they're good. They're good. They're good. They
1:38:49
are good. That's the wrestling. That's
1:38:51
how you do it. They're really Jewish wrestling.
1:38:53
It's called the go-shits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm
1:38:55
a father. I'm a father too. On
1:38:58
them, on them, on them. We
1:39:00
have T-shirts, compagens, so we're there. You
1:39:02
merch. The spar
1:39:05
mitzvah. Okay, so the gefilte of
1:39:07
fist. I
1:39:09
was thinking, I was thinking. I
1:39:11
don't know what that is. It's
1:39:14
like some fish that they eat. Oh, real
1:39:17
good. Yeah, the fish. But gefilte of fist
1:39:19
is what you said, right? Yeah, yeah. That's
1:39:22
what it smells like afterwards. Are
1:39:25
there any Jewish UFC fighters? There's a couple, right? Must be.
1:39:28
I can't think of any right now. But back in
1:39:30
the day, a lot of boxers were Jewish. Back
1:39:33
in the day, years ago. That kind of thing. UFC
1:39:35
fighters. They're popular like, you're real
1:39:37
fighters. They do well in
1:39:39
the Olympics. Yes, true. I have a question.
1:39:41
Yes. Izzy,
1:39:43
I know you're a big fan of anime and the
1:39:45
video games and all that. When you
1:39:47
were a kid, I don't know if you had the same thing. When
1:39:49
I was a kid, I watched Dragon Ball Z. And
1:39:51
I would just imagine I'm whatever it was at
1:39:53
the time. Yeah. You
1:39:55
sort of got to grow up and be them. You got to
1:39:58
be Goku or Gohan or Trunks or whatever. Whatever
1:40:00
your guy was, who
1:40:03
was your guy when you were a kid? And also, if you
1:40:05
were in that world now, if you
1:40:08
were in their universe, who'd you
1:40:10
wanna fight the most? That's a good one.
1:40:12
Okay, so. That was a good question, Miles. Yeah, I didn't know
1:40:14
where you were going. I was ready for it to start. I
1:40:16
know. Yes, because you were sworn it was
1:40:18
a good fucking question. You were trying to go long time to
1:40:20
get there, but it was not that good. I'm not saying that
1:40:22
was worth it. That was good, Miles. Thank you. So for me,
1:40:25
whenever I do fights now, like example,
1:40:27
the Anzalcilla fight, had
1:40:30
rock Lee in my mind. So when I was
1:40:32
getting introduced, I took the weights off, bam. Rottweideker,
1:40:36
the death note. Depends,
1:40:39
I always have a character I like to embody or
1:40:41
a moment. Even when I fought Pereira the second time,
1:40:43
I was jet Lee and unleashed. Like it doesn't have
1:40:45
to be anime, but the character I relate to. As
1:40:49
a kid, Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles,
1:40:51
action man. There's a lot. Like
1:40:53
we used to just pretend to fight in the
1:40:55
fields as a kid. If
1:40:58
I would go back now, Power
1:41:01
Rangers was like one of the top at
1:41:03
the time. Which one? Yeah, which Ranger? Come
1:41:05
on, Black Ranger. He's the android. He's the
1:41:07
android. He's the android. But the Black Ranger,
1:41:10
because it was relatable, but the Red Ranger,
1:41:12
he was cool too. But
1:41:15
if I was gonna, let me
1:41:17
see, damn. If the boy would kill somebody
1:41:19
with a sword. Oh, for real? Yeah, the
1:41:22
green. Or the yellow.
1:41:24
Was the yellow Asian? The yellow was Asian.
1:41:26
That's not a wild one. Yeah,
1:41:28
Black was Black, yellow was Asian. The white was
1:41:30
white. That's my elementary school. The white was the
1:41:33
coolest character. He's an MMA fighter now, I think.
1:41:35
The White Ranger. He wasn't. Is
1:41:38
that Tommy? He wasn't a MMA fighter. Tommy's mean.
1:41:40
And then, the same guy. Zach was Black and
1:41:42
White now. Yeah. But there was the
1:41:44
Green Ranger, I think killed someone with a sword.
1:41:46
Damn. That's on bar. That's like
1:41:48
what you're supposed to do. Yeah, that's method. Yeah,
1:41:50
yeah. Method acting. Man.
1:41:53
Oh wow, yeah. He went. Yeah, Power Rangers
1:41:55
star missed a killing roommate with a sword.
1:41:58
Oh, I missed a sword. Oh, shit. Shit.
1:42:00
Wow. That's crazy. He or she?
1:42:03
He had a roommate. That's sad. That's
1:42:05
the saddest part of the whole thing. You're
1:42:08
not a fucking power ranger. You're not a
1:42:10
roommate, dude. He's in a flex three bedroom.
1:42:12
Crazy power ranger stories. The
1:42:14
first cast of power rangers were really popular.
1:42:17
And they were like, yo, we want more
1:42:19
money. And it was a non-union set.
1:42:21
They just fired all of them and brought new kids in.
1:42:23
Wow. And really gave a fuck. Yeah. Thing
1:42:25
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1:42:29
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get back to the show. Yo, Mark and Joey had
1:46:15
a great comedy show. They put on their comedy show
1:46:17
at Mary Lou's. Oh yeah. Thank you for doing it,
1:46:19
by the way. Of course, of course. It was very
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fun. And it's this spot
1:46:24
that is on, was it St. Mark's between
1:46:26
second and first? Yep. What
1:46:28
if you guys are gonna do it? Right now, once a
1:46:30
month? Yeah. And then hopefully more. I
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mean, it happens. I think it's a great, it's a great, it
1:46:35
reminded me a little bit, there was this spot, cabin, do you
1:46:37
remind me of cabin? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the place is
1:46:39
much cooler than cabin, but the vibe of cabin was there was
1:46:41
like a bar area where people could hang out and chill, and
1:46:43
then there was like a room for the show. And
1:46:46
so I think it could build into something like that.
1:46:48
So if you're in the city, man, go check out
1:46:50
the show. I thank you for saying that. Yeah, yeah,
1:46:52
yeah, it was fun. What was the sets tonight? I
1:46:56
don't know, I don't know if I was
1:46:58
gonna, but then last night
1:47:00
was fun. You guys had fun? Yeah, it was
1:47:02
good. Just the host was funny. Some
1:47:05
of the guys that came up and girls, yeah, it was a good
1:47:07
show. I like the vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like you thought the
1:47:09
show was all right last night. Yeah, I mean, come on, it could have
1:47:11
been, if it was you, yeah. I wanted
1:47:13
to stand up. I know, I know, I know, I
1:47:15
know, I know, I know, I know. Baby, bro. I
1:47:17
understand. That baby's up at six every morning, no matter
1:47:19
what. I don't care about my show. But
1:47:22
yeah, I wanted you to, I want you to come out,
1:47:24
how's Austin, bro? I saw you living it up and on.
1:47:26
Bro, so for me. Did you kill Tony? No, I
1:47:28
don't see. I thought you were gonna do it, man. No,
1:47:30
because I filmed on Mondays, but I just wanted to be
1:47:32
at the comedy mothership and just see, because again, and
1:47:35
I said this for me, I was a fan of
1:47:37
these guys and even us, like
1:47:40
we're friends now, but meeting these guys for the
1:47:42
first time, like Hans Kim, Ari and them. You
1:47:44
probably watched them so much. Yeah, I'm just like.
1:47:46
It's a cool moment to see them. This was
1:47:48
cool. And again, I know for them, they feel
1:47:50
the same way, but I'm a fan. Trust me,
1:47:52
they're way more excited. Yeah, well, I'm excited. They're
1:47:55
way more excited. I kept on telling Tony how I was like,
1:47:57
I'm so proud of you seeing this apartment. I was like, man,
1:47:59
this is. I turned probably like seven times.
1:48:02
I like the way he just takes pride in himself, just
1:48:04
walking around and showing it and it's like, yeah. I
1:48:07
did this shit. Because he's so little,
1:48:09
but he's such a boss. He's just like.
1:48:12
I mean, it's amazing what they've built
1:48:14
that show to be, like Kill Tony.
1:48:17
It's so good. And they built it, man. And he's thoughtful
1:48:19
about every aspect of it. They got it out the mud.
1:48:21
Because it was a- They got it out the mud. The
1:48:23
one at MSG, I told him at the end, I didn't
1:48:25
like the fact that they rushed the second show at the
1:48:28
end. And I was like, what the fuck? That was my
1:48:30
complaint. Yo, Dove can speak on this.
1:48:32
Dove can speak on this. But he said it
1:48:34
was because Madison Square Garden had a fine for
1:48:36
100K if they went overtime. It might even be
1:48:38
more. True. Like, you gotta
1:48:41
get out that venue, bro. Yeah, like next- You gotta
1:48:43
get out that venue. Yeah, because they were just like,
1:48:45
the next people didn't even have the buckets. They were
1:48:47
just like, cool, boom. This guy comes up, like all
1:48:49
the comedians, they had it said, they were like, 30
1:48:52
seconds sets, quiet, cool, thank you. We gotta keep moving. And
1:48:55
I was just like, hmm. Nah, it's-
1:48:57
That's just me as a Karen. Because you
1:48:59
know what it probably is? There was probably
1:49:01
an event the next day and they started
1:49:03
loading in that night before. Isn't that crazy?
1:49:05
Because to you, you're selling at MSG, but
1:49:07
to the venue, they're like, that's Tuesday. Yeah,
1:49:09
we got other stuff. That's so
1:49:11
crazy. Do you guys have like a production trailer?
1:49:13
Whenever you go around the world, do you have
1:49:15
like a, what do you call it? Like a
1:49:17
set or something that you have to say, lighting,
1:49:20
or is that supplied by the venue? You wanna know some crazy
1:49:22
shit? Tell me. We
1:49:24
were on this tour for months. And
1:49:27
I never really like inquired on how like
1:49:30
we got all the lights or shit. I'm
1:49:33
like, bro, I was never the same. I
1:49:36
was like, I knew the fucking men. Every time
1:49:38
I would show up, the lights would be there
1:49:40
and I'd be like, hey, that's fire. It's astounding
1:49:42
how much Dove does and you have no fucking
1:49:44
clue. Yo, yo, yo, shut up. Shut up. Shut
1:49:46
up. He was sitting, no, no, he was sitting.
1:49:48
You can't tell me that. I
1:49:51
showed up to the fucking venue once. I forget
1:49:53
where we were. And there was like two, 18
1:49:55
real trucks outside. So
1:49:58
you guys have that. You guys are good fucking friends. I
1:50:00
showed up, no, no, no, no. It wasn't industry, it was
1:50:02
somewhere else. It was showed up and I walked out and
1:50:04
I was like, damn, who's here tomorrow? Because
1:50:06
I thought it was like, Crimson Roses or something.
1:50:08
I'm like, who the fuck is performing this? And
1:50:11
then I remember, Dove and Cher were like, this
1:50:13
is our stuff. And I go, we got two
1:50:16
trucks? We got four. Oh shit. On
1:50:18
a big show? Yeah. We have four, but
1:50:20
it was crazy. We were- You see how much
1:50:23
money they're wasting? Nah, nah, nah, nah, he's definitely
1:50:25
on it. He's definitely on it. Oh no, he's-
1:50:27
No, but he didn't even know until, for
1:50:29
MSG as an example, like Drake or
1:50:31
Travis Scott for an MSG show,
1:50:33
that's 35 trucks that are out there.
1:50:38
Oh shit. And we're talking about the 18 wheel,
1:50:40
huh? Yeah, I know the ones. And he's talking
1:50:42
at MSG, everything needs to be
1:50:44
unloaded by forklifts. So you've got dozens. They're
1:50:48
just all lined up right to unload this. It's pretty
1:50:50
awesome when you see everybody put it together, but also
1:50:52
when they take it apart. Yeah. And
1:50:54
they are- On the UFC, they bought the tiny one shit. But he didn't know a few days
1:50:56
ago, from Jelly Roll telling you
1:50:59
how many trucks he had. And I'm like sitting
1:51:01
there saying, what time was your loading to get
1:51:03
this all up? And he's like walking chalk at
1:51:05
three o'clock in the morning. And Andrew's like, yeah,
1:51:07
what time you doing that? I was like, yours
1:51:10
was at 6 a.m. He says, I didn't see
1:51:12
that. I was like, we saw it. You
1:51:15
walk into an empty shell and there's
1:51:17
forklifts outside. They built it outside. It's
1:51:19
in, and there's a whistle that blows in the now, and
1:51:21
the rigging crew comes in. So now this, and then you-
1:51:23
So even if you have to go say Abu Dhabi, when
1:51:26
you do that, you can transfer all your stuff over there?
1:51:28
You'll get to- You'll get local vendors. Oh, okay, I see,
1:51:30
I see. But like, I
1:51:32
would say our show is probably
1:51:34
has a lot more elements than the average
1:51:36
standup show. But I would say that Kill
1:51:38
Tony is a production too. So they'll have
1:51:40
multiple trucks. But I think the average standup
1:51:43
show doesn't do it like that. I think
1:51:45
a lot of guys just show up and like whatever's here, they do it.
1:51:47
And we did that for years. But-
1:51:50
Y'all have flames. We just, yeah, we wanted to see
1:51:52
what we could do. And also like, there's
1:51:55
a part of you there's part of
1:51:57
you selfishly, you want to put on the best show. There's also
1:51:59
a part of you- that like, at least my relationship
1:52:01
with the people who come out to the shows,
1:52:03
is like, they built this
1:52:06
with me. Like I have like this insane
1:52:08
gratitude. I feel so guilty. Like
1:52:10
if they'll come to me and they'll ask me like, oh,
1:52:12
this thing is fucking, to put a screen, it's another 10
1:52:15
grand. And it's like, but what if the people can't see?
1:52:18
Like those people probably came to five shows, like
1:52:20
now they're gonna be at MSG and that's, yeah,
1:52:22
we have to spend. So you feel, you do
1:52:25
feel this like immense gratitude. I don't
1:52:27
know if I'd have to ask a
1:52:29
comic that like, they were in movies
1:52:31
first and then they did comedy. I
1:52:33
wonder if they feel that same. Like
1:52:36
this one's ability like that. I don't know if they do
1:52:38
it, they might. But I feel like it
1:52:41
is, it has to be the best show they've ever seen. Here's
1:52:43
a question for you guys, both of you. I remember when I
1:52:45
filmed my special, I put this, all this money into it and
1:52:47
I'm like, I don't know what the fuck I'm spending all this
1:52:49
money on. Then you walk in and you see, I don't
1:52:51
know, 50 people, 100 people working on
1:52:53
this thing. And then you, I remember thinking
1:52:55
to myself and y'all are doing a much
1:52:57
larger scale. I remember thinking, oh,
1:53:00
all of this is for me. And
1:53:02
you feel, I had to block it out pretty quickly because
1:53:04
it's like a lot, but you're like, when you
1:53:06
walk in MSG, you walk in MSG, you see all these
1:53:08
people working 6 a.m. How
1:53:10
much pressure do you feel where it's like, oh, all of
1:53:12
this is for me. I
1:53:14
got to fucking deliver. Like not just the
1:53:16
fans that are coming, these people whose jobs
1:53:18
are building this stage for me, putting this
1:53:20
screen up for me, building this ring for
1:53:23
me. Do you feel that? Because
1:53:25
I felt that for a second and I was like, that
1:53:27
will swallow me. No, really like, like Zane, that's
1:53:29
not my money, it's Dana's money. So,
1:53:32
I don't mind. You know, that's cool.
1:53:34
But again, I've heard from behind the
1:53:36
scenes, there's only been never two fighters
1:53:38
that do like
1:53:41
a ringwalk beforehand, like go
1:53:43
to the venue the night before. That's
1:53:45
me and Jon Jones. The ones who go there
1:53:47
prep and just kind of have a little look-see.
1:53:50
So when I did the one in Melbourne, where I danced,
1:53:53
I told everyone on the mic, please, I know if you're
1:53:56
in the working, just don't film nothing like that, ride, ride,
1:53:58
ride, then I did it. But then
1:54:00
I felt like, I'm gonna
1:54:02
fucking kill this shit. I just felt, I
1:54:04
just knew, I didn't really feel pressure. Cause
1:54:07
I went to bed that night, watching
1:54:09
the rehearsal and just, that's how I fell asleep with
1:54:11
my phone in my hand. Just like, again, this is
1:54:13
gonna fucking, this is gonna fucking blow. So it took
1:54:15
my mind off the fight. And I was
1:54:18
able to just be like, fuck. And then, yeah, so
1:54:20
it wasn't pressure. I was just like, I was just
1:54:22
like, I'm gonna fucking kill this shit. That's
1:54:24
how I felt. Yeah, I don't feel
1:54:26
the pressure of that, but I do feel
1:54:28
the gratitude of it at the
1:54:30
end. Like, well, a lot of times go back to the venue
1:54:32
and like maybe we'll be, we'll go to a
1:54:34
seat where people are watching. And because
1:54:37
it's weird, being a human is weird. You get
1:54:39
used to unbelievable shit. Like, I'm sure that's what
1:54:41
happens with you. You get used to going in
1:54:43
there, like fighting a guy who's trying to kill
1:54:45
you. People get used to war. Like, there's just
1:54:47
part of being a human being. We can get
1:54:49
used to these like wild circumstances. So you can
1:54:51
get used to performing in an arena. But since
1:54:54
you don't do that often, I've
1:54:57
been back at MSG since I performed
1:54:59
there. And I'm like, we performed here
1:55:01
twice. Like your fucking
1:55:03
brain explodes when you're looking at another
1:55:06
place. And that's where the gratitude sets in. When
1:55:08
you see all the people working to like remove
1:55:10
the floor, you start going, whoa, how
1:55:12
fucking lucky am I? But it's not daunting beforehand. Like
1:55:14
there's like one objective. Yeah, the first time I ever
1:55:16
felt it, I remember when I was in Wylin' Out
1:55:18
and I wasn't even big on Wylin' Out. When we
1:55:20
go to the premiere party, I bring my friend who's
1:55:23
not in the business and he's like, dog, so many
1:55:25
people's livelihoods depends on you doing well on
1:55:27
this show. And not me specifically, but in general. And that was
1:55:29
the first time it ever occurred to me. And now, again, if
1:55:31
I think about it too much, I get overwhelmed, but I'm like,
1:55:33
fuck, that's always. Yeah, you can't think about it too much. You
1:55:36
just have to just accept it for it. It's like peek at
1:55:38
it and like understand, okay, this is what it is. And
1:55:41
the one you talked about was after I fought first
1:55:43
time in MSG with Bronson, the next night I went
1:55:45
to watch the Knicks play and that's when I was
1:55:47
kind of like, what the fuck? I remember you going
1:55:49
to, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh shit,
1:55:51
this was, I fought there last
1:55:53
night. And now it's a fucking, the basketball is
1:55:55
a plane. There's a logo there. Derek
1:55:58
always says this to us, whenever we're doing an arena.
1:56:00
I mean, Derek opens the show, Derek Poston. Poston, yeah,
1:56:02
I saw him in Austin. Yeah, and he always says
1:56:04
this, he's like, if we're doing an arena or something,
1:56:06
he goes, you know, it takes two
1:56:08
basketball teams to sell this out. Yeah,
1:56:11
that's a bar. Yeah, yeah. That's
1:56:13
fire. Like, if the Knicks just show up, no
1:56:17
one's gonna sell it out. Yeah. I
1:56:19
heard, I mean, I love the Knicks, and I don't
1:56:21
really follow basketball, but. Now, we win it all this
1:56:23
year. Yeah. Hey, I heard. The memes,
1:56:25
the memes. Welcome to the city, big per. Can
1:56:29
we go through a couple of fight videos? Yeah. And
1:56:31
then you just break down kind of what we got going on. Okay. Oh,
1:56:34
that's a great idea. Just re-fight videos. Yeah, that's
1:56:36
a great idea. I mean, you have some hits.
1:56:38
You have some of my greatest hits. Try and
1:56:41
think. That's fire. What's a good
1:56:43
one? That's fire. Yeah, street fights. Okay, what we
1:56:45
got? Okay. Oh,
1:56:47
got popped. Nice recovery, the hair helped
1:56:50
him. I
1:56:52
called him a nigga too, nice. Yeah. Let's
1:56:57
go. I cannot square up. He's
1:57:00
gonna put his hair away, because his hair's gonna be a hindrance maybe,
1:57:02
but he's gonna hide on him. Other
1:57:05
guys go back by the wall, square
1:57:07
it up. He's got it, he's got it. Asian
1:57:10
guy calling the white guy a nigga, that's fucking. Oh,
1:57:13
no! See, I
1:57:15
don't support that. No, that's
1:57:17
bad. They not taking off
1:57:19
his belt. I know they're not doing that. Damn.
1:57:23
That's why they took off his belt. That wasn't even a fight,
1:57:25
that was just a guy getting cheap shotted. Why'd they take his
1:57:27
belt off? Yeah, nobody else focused
1:57:29
on the mask part. That
1:57:32
is crazy. Lock the doors. No,
1:57:34
they cut the video right after they
1:57:36
took his belt off. Find a
1:57:38
fair one. It's not even a nice belt. Like
1:57:41
street fight video. See, that was. What is going on?
1:57:43
Yeah, who knows what happened after? I'm glad it cut
1:57:45
off. Mark, that made me feel uncomfortable that you brought
1:57:47
that. I didn't know who it was, bro. I didn't
1:57:50
know. Next one, that's a better one. I like this
1:57:52
one, leg kick. I've seen this one, yeah,
1:57:54
cool. Established range. Not
1:57:56
swinging. Oh, it took the shoes off. Shoes are
1:57:59
on your own. Oh, there we go. Put
1:58:01
the shoe back on. That black Asian guy is on.
1:58:03
That's an Asian guy got a nice round. Boom,
1:58:06
nice. He had a nice round. You know what? The other guy
1:58:08
shouldn't have just kept on walking in. He did the same thing.
1:58:10
Oh, that's nice of him though. Put
1:58:12
him down and then try and help him
1:58:14
back up. No, that's disrespectful. Don't
1:58:17
knock me out and then get nice. Try and help
1:58:19
him. I think not too nice. That guy, his problem
1:58:21
was he was just rushing back in after getting clipped
1:58:23
and like, cool, let's do it again. That's
1:58:25
ego. You have to just pull back and reassess and do
1:58:28
something different. Spit at him. Yeah.
1:58:31
Spit at him. Spit in his eyes. And
1:58:33
then you do something. Yeah. What
1:58:37
was that guy who would prank the dudes, he'd
1:58:39
talk shit then get naked? Oh,
1:58:42
that's so good. That's the
1:58:44
way to do it though. Have
1:58:46
you seen that Keem Peel sketch,
1:58:48
man, where it's Mike Tyson and
1:58:51
he's Jordan Peel is
1:58:54
Mike Tyson and he's going
1:58:56
up against another boxer. I think he's right. He starts
1:58:58
saying what he's going to do at this bar. I'm
1:59:00
going to beat him up. The fight for him. I
1:59:02
think the fight for him. I'm
1:59:04
going to fuck you in the ass. And
1:59:07
then he kept saying that was Drake and Kendrick and
1:59:09
Drake was the guy that was like kind of being
1:59:12
playful with it. He came because a guy that was
1:59:14
like, no, I'm going to take his soul from his
1:59:16
body. Yeah. Yeah. I'm
1:59:18
going to fuck you. things
1:59:20
about you. I'm comfortable
1:59:22
sharing, but I'm going to share anyway. Bro
1:59:25
that shit was diabolical. This is going to
1:59:28
be, oh yo. So
1:59:30
this video has everything I think. First of all,
1:59:32
I see you. I see you. I
1:59:35
see you. I see you. I
1:59:38
see you. All right. You ready? Let's
1:59:40
go. Oh, this Austin has got to be Austin. This is
1:59:42
Austin, Texas. For sure. Six Street.
1:59:44
Six Street. Five v one. Five
1:59:46
v one. Oh, no
1:59:49
way. Oh, for real. Five v one. Nah, that's
1:59:51
dumb. I don't like street fights. Yeah. It
1:59:54
gives me anxiety. Yeah. And
1:59:56
my ego is in check. See all this because you could
1:59:59
get cheap stuff from. the back like this guy about to
2:00:01
get cheap shot at the guy in the black. Oh,
2:00:05
he just didn't again. Lost focus. Yeah. Stuck
2:00:07
his eyes off the target. 5v1. Boom.
2:00:11
Everyone slinging. Oh,
2:00:13
that's dumb. Ron. Oh,
2:00:16
Jesus. Yeah. Austin
2:00:18
will be wild. Oh, he's just swinging.
2:00:21
He got he dropped two so far. That's
2:00:24
why I have to keep moving. I like what he's doing. Keep moving
2:00:26
and keep hitting. Never stay in one place. He's
2:00:28
moving and hitting. I'm
2:00:30
clapping. That's what's up. Yeah. Cops follow
2:00:32
up. Cause he won. Oh,
2:00:35
that's it. Mark. Find
2:00:37
the video of the skater fighting. Oh, that's
2:00:39
a classic one. Yeah. I know this video
2:00:42
ended rollerblading. Yeah. Ended
2:00:44
rollerblading. It was
2:00:47
it. Skater fights. 5
2:00:49
guys. Yeah. Skateboarder fights for skaters. I think.
2:00:52
Yeah. That was a good one again.
2:00:54
Good strategy. Right. This is like an
2:00:56
iconic classic. Yeah,
2:00:58
it's original. It takes a shirt off. This guy's
2:01:00
a legend. Yeah. Mike Valley. Yeah. I think I've
2:01:02
seen him talk about it as well. They call
2:01:04
him a skater. Again,
2:01:06
I like that. Yeah. Thank you. Oh,
2:01:08
yeah. True. No, it was written right there. I'm
2:01:11
just quoting. Oh, that's it. Boom.
2:01:13
Again, strike hard strike first in a situation like
2:01:15
this. You can't wait for them to
2:01:18
I'm going to be the right. So let him hit me
2:01:20
first. Ain't that karate kids strike hard strikes. They
2:01:23
was right. Oh, take that.
2:01:26
And you going down. Boom. Boom. Boom.
2:01:28
Turn around straight away. I like it. Oh, he's
2:01:30
been in some tussles. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Michael
2:01:33
Ailey is like Street Kid. Yeah. What's his name?
2:01:35
Michael Ailey. I like that market. We
2:01:40
always look it up. Yeah, I appreciate. Wow.
2:01:42
I mean, this is a whole YouTube page
2:01:44
with millions of views. I like that with Street
2:01:47
Fight companion. Yeah. Big camera
2:01:49
loves his face. Street Style Bender?
2:01:51
Yeah, but David Street Fight. He's
2:01:54
the producer of Street, Freestyle Bender. So he kind
2:01:56
of lets us know if it's kosher.
2:01:59
I'm brand Street Fight Companion.
2:02:01
Would you do any commentating?
2:02:04
Not now. Even the breakdowns that I
2:02:06
do, I give really
2:02:08
basic incidences of things. I don't try and
2:02:10
give the sauce. I
2:02:13
don't want people to know how I think. I did a
2:02:15
little bit for, during COVID when I
2:02:17
did the breakdowns early on of my old fights,
2:02:20
and the Asian was kind of like, stuff that shit. You're giving
2:02:22
away the juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, my bad. But like, let's
2:02:24
say one day in the future, 20 years from now, something like
2:02:26
that, would that be something? That'd be fun, that'd be fun. You
2:02:28
and Volk, dude, together, just commentating after
2:02:31
you both retire, would be so good. I mean, I
2:02:33
do some for the UFC, just for fun, for the
2:02:35
laws. But, you know how
2:02:37
the NFL, I don't know if you watch NFL
2:02:39
football, but they do a manning cast on Monday
2:02:41
nights where both manning brothers, they have the regular
2:02:43
commentary, but you can also go to ESPN2 or
2:02:45
whatever. Pain in the eye manning, with his iconic
2:02:47
quarterbacks. Just talking during a game. You
2:02:49
and Volk doing that, you and Volk
2:02:52
and Hook are doing that, could be just so good. Just
2:02:54
viewing and just kind of like what we're gonna do tonight,
2:02:56
watch party type shit. It's also fun because, and like, that's
2:02:58
why I think having a guy like
2:03:00
DC in there is so valuable. A guy who
2:03:02
knows- Michael Bisping. Bisping, another one. Fighter, former champions.
2:03:05
Like having people who have been in there, and
2:03:07
they may or may not know what the fighter
2:03:09
is feeling. Sometimes they be saying some shit. No, no,
2:03:11
no, they get it wrong. Yeah, no, no, no, not
2:03:13
even that. It's like their emotions. Get the best of
2:03:15
them. Yeah, and I'm like, be neutral.
2:03:17
You can see it. Oh, really?
2:03:19
Yeah, you can see it. But again, that's
2:03:22
why you have professionals like John Anick and Rogan as well, who
2:03:24
can just try and be, even if Rogan is a friend with
2:03:26
someone on John Anick, they can kind of like separate
2:03:29
themselves. But fighters, we are emotional
2:03:31
beings. So we sometimes, like Michael
2:03:33
Bisping, shout out to him because
2:03:36
one time in Vegas, my second
2:03:38
or first year in the UFC, no, first year in
2:03:40
the UFC, after I fought Brad Tavares, he
2:03:42
comes, I'm at a pool party, I'm shirtless, and
2:03:44
then he comes up, sees me, gets on the
2:03:46
fucking bar. There's the fucking guy,
2:03:49
takes his shirt off and all this. But then we have
2:03:51
a real D&M, and he tells me like,
2:03:54
you know, I probably said a lot of things
2:03:56
about you but I'm not a jealousy. Oh, that
2:03:58
was cool. I appreciated that. He gave me some game
2:04:00
and then at the end of the night, he goes, check
2:04:02
this. He shows his
2:04:05
eye. I'm drunk, he's drunk and I'm like, what the fuck is
2:04:07
that, hold it. And he's telling
2:04:09
me, like, yo, this is the sacrifice
2:04:11
you have to make sometimes, you have to be
2:04:13
careful you fight this and that and make sure
2:04:15
you get in here, do your thing, get
2:04:17
your money and get out. Cause this and this and that.
2:04:19
And I'm like, cool, he's like, yeah, careful, careful, cool, give
2:04:21
it back to him. And
2:04:24
then that was it. So again, that's one
2:04:26
of those moments. That's crazy. I don't even,
2:04:29
I took a photo with Jorge that night, but
2:04:31
I don't think I took a photo with Bisping, but that was
2:04:34
a moment for about 40 minutes we hung out, drank
2:04:36
and then we had that moment where we just talked
2:04:38
for about 20 minutes after and just like, oh shit,
2:04:40
and he put his eye in my hand to let
2:04:43
me know, this is some real
2:04:45
shit, this is what could have happened if you don't
2:04:47
play the game right. So yeah, I appreciate those
2:04:49
moments. Even with GSP, he always pops in into
2:04:52
my life, kind of like Avatar Roku in
2:04:55
a way. He'll just pop into
2:04:57
my life. And also he just showed up and
2:04:59
again, dropping wisdom, boom, boom,
2:05:02
and I'm like, yes, I need this.
2:05:04
Thank you, master. Yeah, it's a
2:05:07
mist. Like having those people who've had that
2:05:10
experience, like going from nowhere
2:05:12
to the top, and
2:05:14
you're now one of these people, it's
2:05:17
interesting because like the behavior of
2:05:19
most, I'm not saying this is you, but the
2:05:21
behavior of most when like they're at the bottom
2:05:23
and nobody notices them, there's like a freedom to
2:05:26
that because you say wild shit about the people
2:05:28
at the top because they're these mythical figures, they're
2:05:30
not real. You've never met them. So
2:05:32
they don't have families, they don't have emotions or
2:05:34
whatever. And like I've even noticed that like in
2:05:37
our businesses, like you start to get a little
2:05:39
bit higher and then you start meeting these people
2:05:41
and then you realize everything you say on a
2:05:43
podcast, everybody hears
2:05:45
about it. Like Kamala watched us
2:05:47
do the rants or the ruffs,
2:05:50
100%, or at least someone on her team, like you know
2:05:52
what, and you start going, oh wow, like these people are,
2:05:55
these people are human beings. And then you start going like,
2:05:59
you gotta really believe. believe what you say or
2:06:01
really believe in the jokes of it. We're at
2:06:03
a point now where like everybody hears. And it's
2:06:05
something you think about like when you start meeting
2:06:07
them and you meet a lot of people that
2:06:09
you think might suck that end up not sucking.
2:06:12
And they end up being kind of like good
2:06:14
people who are a little bit misunderstood or they
2:06:16
really wanna be famous. So maybe they do something
2:06:18
that once you meet them, you're
2:06:20
like, oh, you don't even really believe that, but you want
2:06:22
to have success for whatever reason. You start to have like
2:06:24
a lot more empathy for them. You humanize them. Yeah, a
2:06:26
hundred percent. And yeah, that's
2:06:28
just like, yeah, it's
2:06:30
just a wild experience. Speaking of which you trained with
2:06:33
Zuck, right? Zuck, yeah, that was fun.
2:06:35
Like Zuck to me is not like a human being. So
2:06:37
I can say whatever I want about him. And then
2:06:39
you mean he's a fucking, he is a human being. He's
2:06:41
got a wife and some kids. I
2:06:44
love his setup. Again, I love
2:06:46
who he is as a person. And when
2:06:48
I went to spot him, I
2:06:51
let him know. I was like, okay, cause he invited
2:06:53
us to his house. And what
2:06:55
a privilege. You're in the house with the bunker? No,
2:06:57
not the Hawaii one. We're at Tahoe. And
2:06:59
again, he's got a great setup. I love
2:07:02
his setup. It's similar to what I
2:07:04
have in mind for myself. And
2:07:06
then when we went to the gym to train and
2:07:08
it was time to spar, I was like, right, too
2:07:11
close. Pop. Cool, okay. You're
2:07:13
too close. Pop. And then he was learning.
2:07:15
He was learning on the fly. And then he throw a
2:07:17
leg kick. And again, hard leg kick, but I
2:07:19
can take it. And then we'll just go in at it. But
2:07:21
I didn't try and hurt him. I'll just let him know like,
2:07:23
if you really want to be about this, you have to be
2:07:26
about this. And I respect the guy. He's game, bro. He
2:07:28
is game. Like his technique's a lot
2:07:30
better now. He had ACL surgery, I
2:07:33
think. So he's getting better, but he's
2:07:35
just passionate about the game. This is,
2:07:37
you wouldn't expect from a guy like that who's accomplished.
2:07:39
And this is the guy that fucking owns
2:07:42
Facebook and Instagram. And so for me, just
2:07:44
to hang out with him and again, humanize
2:07:46
him. At the end, I was like,
2:07:48
when I was in a man, you're a lot cooler than
2:07:50
I expected. I appreciate it
2:07:53
just hanging out with him. I feel like his rebrand has
2:07:55
gone really well. Insane. What a
2:07:57
way to move out of him. And now that
2:07:59
idea. has changed completely. But that's because it was
2:08:01
through either the movie and people just their own
2:08:03
perception till he decides to start being more active
2:08:05
on social media and let people know who he
2:08:07
is. People only know what you share. And if
2:08:09
you share a certain thing that people tend to
2:08:11
judge, like there is a little reflection on that
2:08:13
where you go, oh, wait a minute. Maybe
2:08:15
I'm partially responsible for this. But now most
2:08:18
people don't think that unless collectively it happens
2:08:20
as individuals, they don't. Then they follow the
2:08:22
crowd and like, oh, I guess he's cool
2:08:24
now. I'm gonna jump on the trend.
2:08:26
Yes. So yeah, but he's a cool dude.
2:08:28
I always have respect for that guy. You ever met
2:08:30
him? I've never met him. Nah, you and him will
2:08:33
get along. He's like at first when you meet him,
2:08:35
he's a little awkward. Not standoffish,
2:08:37
just awkward. But then once
2:08:39
you get to know him, he's cool. Then he's just
2:08:41
a regular dude. You think some of it is getting
2:08:43
humbled through like fighting
2:08:45
essentially? I would imagine that.
2:08:47
I don't know, maybe training would be. Training, because
2:08:49
definitely every day you get humbled. Every day. There's
2:08:52
no fake humility in fighting. It's not this like,
2:08:54
oh, I wanna act like I'm not. You get
2:08:56
your ass kicked. You know you suck and
2:08:58
you get better and you do it to someone else and then you
2:09:00
suck again. So yeah, I think so. I
2:09:02
think definitely fighting would have helped him because, and
2:09:05
again, for someone
2:09:07
to actually wanna do that, crazy.
2:09:09
And I respect that. Someone who actually wants to
2:09:11
get in there professionally, even if it's
2:09:13
against Elon or whoever else. He still will
2:09:15
fight. I don't think Elon would fight him,
2:09:17
but I think he will still definitely fight.
2:09:19
I think it's a good exercise though for
2:09:21
powerful people. Because when you're as
2:09:24
powerful as he is, right?
2:09:26
And we're not talking about just like regular power.
2:09:28
Like every country, if he wants to call up
2:09:30
a prime minister, he can. Boom, easy. Because
2:09:33
think about the influence that Facebook has
2:09:35
in that country. Worldwide. I
2:09:37
mean, I imagine like a part of Elon buying Twitter
2:09:40
is his ability to access every single
2:09:42
leader in the world. Hey, I
2:09:45
own this platform that really- That's a Cuban's head, right? Yeah,
2:09:47
was that it? Was that it? Okay, yeah. So I was
2:09:49
like, I didn't know if it was an off camera thing
2:09:51
or- No, he's not. Okay, so, okay. But
2:09:54
so Mark Cuban was on and he was saying that like
2:09:56
what an influence you have on the world. So
2:09:58
Zuckerberg has it. And once
2:10:01
you have that kind of power, people are, they
2:10:04
might not be real with you. Yeah. And
2:10:06
you're not a real person to them. And he's
2:10:08
getting intoxicated by then. Of course, so like once
2:10:10
you start doing something that is humbling, it could
2:10:12
be a sport, it could be playing basketball and
2:10:14
just getting fucking dunked on, but fighting is probably
2:10:16
the ultimate humbling because you have to realize in
2:10:18
that moment while you're being choked out, this person
2:10:20
is choosing to not kill me. Yeah. All the
2:10:22
money in the world can't say nothing. Nothing can
2:10:24
stop that. And maybe he's, I mean
2:10:26
he's clearly a smart guy, but maybe he's smart enough to realize
2:10:29
that like his psyche needs that. Yeah. His
2:10:31
psyche needs to be reminded. You're just a dude.
2:10:33
I think Manistain understand like it's not just about,
2:10:35
it's brain and bronze and you can be the
2:10:37
richest, this and that, but then that, we talk
2:10:39
about that power dynamic. That's why all these fucking
2:10:42
Wall Street guys go pay hookers to like lash
2:10:44
them and shit on their chest. Or whatever, yeah.
2:10:46
There's this thing called a white collar boxing in
2:10:48
New York where they all, there would be this
2:10:50
like, Wall Street dudes. We have that in New
2:10:52
Zealand. Yeah, like all these guys, not
2:10:55
Wall Street, but like businessmen, they do other charity
2:10:57
boxing thing. So they train for maybe eight, nine
2:10:59
weeks and then. And then they do their
2:11:01
smokers and we call them smokers here.
2:11:03
Like it's not sanctioned like enter fight, but like
2:11:05
I think a part of it is like, hey,
2:11:07
I need one to get out the
2:11:09
energy, but also there's like a nice humbling. They
2:11:11
need it. You need it to like learn and
2:11:13
fight club. Yeah. Fight club, yeah.
2:11:15
Fast. No,
2:11:17
it's good. It is. Bring that back. Which
2:11:20
is very fun. Did Zuck say he actually wants to compete?
2:11:22
Yeah. Like professionally? Even without the,
2:11:24
because the Elon fight was like the
2:11:26
thing that made it really popular between them two
2:11:28
boys. And he said after that. Not professionally, but
2:11:30
like to do, enter a tournament. Yeah. Like
2:11:33
a smoker, but you will fight someone that's equally,
2:11:35
because he did the jujitsu comp. And
2:11:37
again, shout out to him, he did it under a different name till
2:11:39
he walked on the mat and then people were like, oh shit, and
2:11:41
that was smart. So that way people don't
2:11:43
know I'm fighting Zuck. So then he did it under a
2:11:45
different name, put up on the mat and those who saw
2:11:47
it, saw it. And he did well, he won the fight.
2:11:49
So yeah, I think he will
2:11:52
at that level. Not like, again, professionally,
2:11:54
just someone who can hang.
2:11:56
It's very easy to, when you
2:11:58
get successful to stop. doing hard
2:12:00
things. You have to
2:12:02
do hard things. I always say this to
2:12:04
Joe, but it's like doing, he's addicted to
2:12:06
making himself uncomfortable. And it's why
2:12:09
he's so great is he's not afraid
2:12:11
to constantly make himself uncomfortable. And once
2:12:13
you get money, it's very
2:12:15
easy to be comfortable. And you see like
2:12:17
the kids of wealthy people, oftentimes they shy
2:12:20
away from, yeah, but like they shy away from discomfort because they
2:12:22
don't ever have to be discomfort. They never had to be. Think
2:12:24
of the level of discomfort you had to go through to get
2:12:27
where you are. You have to go live in China. Fuck
2:12:29
Chinese women. Yeah. Oh
2:12:32
no, that wasn't comfortable. That was comfortable. That was
2:12:34
really good. That was fine. They're good at that.
2:12:36
There's a billion of them. Yeah. No, no, no,
2:12:38
no. But like the amount of fucked up shit
2:12:40
you had to go through, right? And it's like,
2:12:42
if you just stop making yourself uncomfortable, what would
2:12:44
happen up here? Something, there's gonna be a change.
2:12:46
I've been there. You know, there's ways I felt
2:12:48
when I'm like, I can feel it like, you
2:12:50
know, like, okay, I gotta find a way to
2:12:52
just, that's what I need to say. You get
2:12:54
antsy. The last, bro, every time I'm about to,
2:12:56
every night before I hop into the cold pool,
2:12:59
my brain would always try and stop me. So
2:13:01
I override that by just like, no, I am
2:13:03
the master of my own body. And I just
2:13:05
boom, straight away dive in there. Feel the thing,
2:13:07
being there for two minutes, go on the spot,
2:13:09
then again. But the first one, it's
2:13:11
always just that your brain's like, no, no,
2:13:14
no. And you're just like walking through and I
2:13:16
just boom, dive in. So again, you do that,
2:13:18
reps, you kind of calcify your mind. You
2:13:21
make yourself the master of your own destiny. And
2:13:23
it transfers into other bits of your
2:13:25
life where you just, I have to go. So this
2:13:27
camp, I'm gonna find other ways to make myself uncomfortable.
2:13:30
Might start going yoga, because I don't really have a
2:13:32
camp yet. So I'm just, I
2:13:34
have some free time. So I'll maybe do something different,
2:13:36
like yoga is nice. What
2:13:38
else? I can't stretch like, you know,
2:13:41
these Lululemon chicks. Yeah. You
2:13:43
know, so I want to get to that level. Yeah.
2:13:45
Yeah. You want to be able to stretch
2:13:47
like that. Yeah. Get some fucking. I feel like you're
2:13:49
flexible. You could do all the kicking and everything. I'm
2:13:52
flexible, but again, I'm 35. It's
2:13:55
different. Yeah. So I'm not the same. Like
2:13:57
sometimes if, if I am
2:13:59
not. Striking as often as I as I should
2:14:02
be Takes
2:14:04
me about a week and a half maybe to get
2:14:06
my Yeah,
2:14:08
but when I was younger, I'll be out all night
2:14:13
No even sleep got a spot sparring and yeah, but
2:14:15
I can't do that anymore cuz I'm older and smarter
2:14:18
now Yeah, so I'm not as wild as I used
2:14:20
to be but still Time
2:14:22
and place. Yes Guys
2:14:25
anything else for the one the
2:14:27
only the last style vendor Let's
2:14:30
talk about this but as the
2:14:32
UFC recently settled the class-action lawsuit
2:14:34
with like a bunch of fighters
2:14:36
Yeah, does are all
2:14:38
the fighters included in that class action? I
2:14:40
think it's from a certain period So
2:14:43
I don't really know too much about it, but I think it's
2:14:45
from a certain period and I don't even know if it's still
2:14:47
Going on. I think maybe He's
2:14:50
rejected it. So it's gonna yeah, they're gonna do a
2:14:52
miss like a mistrial. I think I See,
2:14:56
okay, so the judge did a rejected but again, it's
2:14:58
not doesn't include me includes some fighters from
2:15:00
a certain time period So
2:15:02
yeah, that'll be interesting. We'll see what happens. Yeah Hmm
2:15:07
anything else? That's a good answer You
2:15:16
saw the this is so crazy we saw the over a year
2:15:18
ago So I'll say this
2:15:21
It was just sometimes some people can't see
2:15:23
the forest for the trees. Mm-hmm. And I've
2:15:25
always said I'm not local I'm global. Mm-hmm.
2:15:28
And at least now the movie can globally
2:15:30
be filmed be seen and I'm happy about
2:15:32
that because You've seen that
2:15:34
you saw it wasn't really a fight documentary. It
2:15:36
was a fight documentary. But it's more about say
2:15:40
Me dealing with this lifestyle the
2:15:42
spotlight. Yeah, and For
2:15:45
me the best picture I saw was a lady on
2:15:47
a plane knitting old lady on a plane knitting watching
2:15:50
it and someone sent me That and I thought that
2:15:52
was cool. Yeah, so that way shows
2:15:54
that's not just a film about a fighter It's
2:15:56
a you know, it's a few storylines. But like
2:15:58
what a what a magic that like when they're
2:16:01
making it, they didn't know that you're gonna beat
2:16:03
Perreira the second time. Yeah, not at the beginning,
2:16:06
they hurried it up because again, sometimes
2:16:08
some people. But
2:16:10
that is included, that is included. Yeah, at the end, but
2:16:12
they rushed that bit because
2:16:15
I think they stopped filming before
2:16:19
the Perreira New York fight. So then the
2:16:21
film was then imposed while that
2:16:23
was happening, so they kind of put that bit
2:16:25
at the end, but again, the story's still being
2:16:27
written. But right now, this film. It's
2:16:29
about you and your fight with your
2:16:31
own life and how you're coping with these
2:16:33
things. I think that is, but there'll
2:16:36
be another thing I think about that saga with
2:16:38
you and Alex. And I think that that
2:16:40
would be. 30 for 30. Yeah, I think
2:16:42
you gotta give Bill Simmons or something like that to do
2:16:44
it. He was the guy
2:16:47
who started the 30 for 30, so if I'm not
2:16:49
mistaken, right? Yeah, and it's like, I think it's gotta
2:16:51
be that caliber. But
2:16:54
this is great, because this is, if you're a
2:16:56
real fan of you, you get to explore that
2:16:59
emotional side of you, that you'll share on
2:17:01
pods and that kind of stuff. But you're
2:17:03
crying in it, you're really talking about what
2:17:05
makes you insecure, what makes you uncomfortable. This
2:17:07
is the most exposed I've ever felt on
2:17:09
TV. So even the first
2:17:11
time I got on a plane and
2:17:13
I realized, oh shit, my film's on
2:17:16
the plane. I shut
2:17:18
down. So I got into my seat, there was
2:17:20
a whole family and I just like, I was
2:17:23
really awkward. And in my head, I
2:17:25
just assumed people would be watching it
2:17:28
or maybe seeing it and then like, I
2:17:31
just felt so insecure about it. I'm fine now, but
2:17:33
that was the first time, and I might've had an
2:17:36
edible or something, so it made me more sensitive, but
2:17:38
then I was just very like, oh shit,
2:17:40
I didn't wanna be seen, so I just shut down for the
2:17:42
rest of the flight. But I'm fine
2:17:44
with it now, exposing myself, and now it's gonna
2:17:46
be seen in North America. I think it's on
2:17:48
Prime and Apple TV. And Apple TV. Globally.
2:17:52
Even YouTube, you're corrected. Oh yeah, but again,
2:17:54
it's like, cool, this is me. I'm a
2:17:56
human being, I'm a human animal. I have
2:17:58
a range of emotions that. can be
2:18:00
seen in this film from when I was a kid
2:18:02
to now. But again, if
2:18:06
people are gonna take whatever they wanna take from this, I'd
2:18:09
practice what I preach when I talk about people
2:18:11
dealing with their mental health because they don't want
2:18:13
to get mentally ill, like physically. And
2:18:15
I actually show them how to do it. Because
2:18:18
most people who don't, they think, oh, I'm not
2:18:20
crazy, honey, go see some therapist or whatever. But
2:18:22
then I'm showing you, this is simple. Last
2:18:24
time I went, I'll talk to
2:18:26
Janet would have been a month ago. Before that, I
2:18:28
didn't realize when she told me, Izzy, it's been three
2:18:31
years. And I was like, really? Wow. Yeah. Yeah, fuck.
2:18:33
So I was like, holy shit. And I just thought
2:18:35
maybe like a year. And she's like, no, Izzy, it's
2:18:37
been three years. I was like, are you serious? So
2:18:39
yeah, but then life, the
2:18:42
tools I got from her helped me deal with a lot
2:18:44
of things. And I just, cool. But then there's the residuals
2:18:46
you don't know about that just pile up. And then
2:18:48
you just, I'll deal with that later, but you don't know
2:18:51
you're doing that. And they got
2:18:53
piled up to a point that after that incident with the
2:18:55
fucking dickhead, I
2:18:57
was just like, nah, fuck this. So I kind of shut down.
2:18:59
And then I like, you know, Janet, can we
2:19:01
talk? You got some stuff
2:19:03
off. I didn't want to bombard her. So when I get back home
2:19:06
now, I'll talk to
2:19:08
her about some new stuff and be like, right. I
2:19:10
got this to deal with now. I mean, pile up
2:19:12
homework. So in that movie, when
2:19:14
I show people how to do it, you
2:19:17
know, I practice it as well. And like, yeah,
2:19:19
I fall off. Like I said, it's been three
2:19:21
years. Every life change requires a reset. Yeah. Every
2:19:24
single one. Like having a kid. Having a kid and
2:19:26
like it throws, you think you have it all figured
2:19:28
out and then you have a kid and you are
2:19:31
back to zero. Square one. And you have to refigure
2:19:33
it all out. And that, I mean, that's the important
2:19:35
of having like a partner that's down to figure it
2:19:37
out with you. Because that shit is, that's why you
2:19:39
got to choose, you got to choose that partner wisely.
2:19:42
And, but I imagine in your life,
2:19:44
every trying to
2:19:46
become champion, becoming champion, like
2:19:50
losing the belt, gaining the belt, like
2:19:53
all these things. What is my new identity without
2:19:55
the belt? Now I got it again. Oh my
2:19:57
God. Everybody loves me now that I have the
2:19:59
belt again. But I'm aware of it. Maybe they
2:20:01
never stopped loving me. No, I'm aware. Maybe they
2:20:04
just like all these things, if
2:20:06
you just ignore and put to the side, you're
2:20:08
gonna deal with them through stress. And I thought that's
2:20:10
what was cool about the film is you trying to
2:20:12
fucking figure it out. Yeah, I still am constantly. Like
2:20:14
even now on this new level, even
2:20:18
in my personal life, I try and keep it as
2:20:20
private as I can. But then in
2:20:22
this film, there was one point the director
2:20:24
was like, we need a love interest. I was like, hell no. I
2:20:28
knew straight away, I was just like, I knew at the time I was
2:20:30
like, this ain't the one. But. But.
2:20:33
But. But. But.
2:20:36
There was sort of a love interest. Yeah, but then
2:20:38
I was like, no, this ain't
2:20:40
the one. Like instinctively. There was an interest. Yeah.
2:20:42
Well, it wasn't for me anyway. So. Not
2:20:44
the right casting. The casting wasn't for me.
2:20:46
But look, I do get like FOMO, you
2:20:48
know. You just had a kid, you
2:20:50
did. He just got engaged. But
2:20:53
thing is, I'm grateful for is. Yeah. Not
2:20:56
engaged? Yeah, David just got engaged. Yeah. Get
2:20:59
all that. Yeah. What's his name?
2:21:01
He came in. Just to. Nah,
2:21:05
but she. Love you David. She fucking changed him. Bro,
2:21:07
so he lives, they kicked me out my mouth. That's
2:21:09
the most normal thing. Everyone can say, oh, this is
2:21:11
crazy. I listen. He did some grubbing.
2:21:13
But wait, watch this. He's just a hater. The house
2:21:16
that, my first house I ever bought. He
2:21:18
lives in there. They kicked me out, right? And then.
2:21:21
Now every time I go there, it's always clean. And I'm
2:21:23
like, why the fuck was in this place spotless when we
2:21:25
lived together? But again, that's cause. They bring out the best
2:21:27
in you, these women. She did. And
2:21:31
I'm proud of him for that. Cause of the grub he's had.
2:21:33
And I see that. And then I was kind of getting to
2:21:35
this point where I was just like, man, you
2:21:37
know, I'm fine. Again, I'm a man, shut up.
2:21:39
Dick pride. But still, you
2:21:43
know, it's like, oh, it'll happen. It'll happen. But then when
2:21:45
I was golfing with Kelly early this year, he didn't tell
2:21:47
me like, yeah, he's about to have a second one. I
2:21:50
think it's public, not public news, but it's on a
2:21:52
story on the Instagram or something. So he's had a
2:21:54
second kid at 52. Who's Slater?
2:21:56
Yeah. The last year. The go.
2:21:59
Yeah. That might have been the coolest thing about the
2:22:01
spheres. I got to like... Oh, he met him. Yeah,
2:22:03
he was there. That was awesome. He's
2:22:05
the man. Such a cool dude. He is. There's
2:22:08
no Lo 52 at all, or 53 now maybe. But just had a second
2:22:10
kid. He's been about the hell forever though. He's been locked in. And the
2:22:12
ocean. Yeah, yeah. The ocean.
2:22:15
But go on, you were saying. years
2:22:18
ago, just kind of let me know like, it's fine. There's
2:22:21
no rush because if you start rushing,
2:22:23
because you know, a lot of these girls, they do that. They
2:22:26
try and like, oh, it's like 35, but I need someone and they
2:22:28
find the wrong guy, you're with the wrong guy
2:22:30
and now you got to deal with that guy for the rest of your life. Yeah.
2:22:34
That ain't me. I'm not trying to be that
2:22:36
person. So yeah, I'm just going to chill and
2:22:38
probably one day share this part of
2:22:40
my life. But at the moment, I
2:22:42
like peace. I like, and this
2:22:44
is where I met with peace is just me,
2:22:46
myself and I. And then
2:22:48
doing all this to better myself will attract
2:22:50
not just that, but the best because already
2:22:52
it's attracting the best like
2:22:55
deals and positions for me. Like, look, we've
2:22:58
got Brokeboy. We've got his
2:23:00
company that's doing well and all these other things
2:23:02
that are happening. I can't really talk about right
2:23:04
now, but it's because I'm just focused on me
2:23:06
and being the best me. So yeah,
2:23:08
I feel like I'm in a good place, but
2:23:11
again, still in the race. Still everyone is supposed to.
2:23:13
Yeah, I'm still in the race. Me too. Yeah,
2:23:15
me too. Everyone else in the layouts. I said this, I tried to
2:23:17
get a riot for the last two years. They're still trying to process
2:23:19
me and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna get on the
2:23:21
hinge to see what's up. But then hinge is
2:23:24
not what I thought it was. No, wait, what was it?
2:23:26
It's just like the whole fucking questionnaire you have
2:23:28
to fly. I didn't accept you. That's some racist
2:23:30
shit. That's some racist shit. That
2:23:33
makes me feel like, wait, we'll figure out
2:23:35
that riot. No, no, no. No, no, no.
2:23:37
Riot was more like, I'm just like, he's right. No, no, no,
2:23:39
no. Unless it was happening. But then it wasn't. I
2:23:42
was like, still. But then hinge, I was like, they're all
2:23:44
looking for something different. We're gonna make some calls. Yeah. That's
2:23:48
what I'm trying to do, man. That's what I'm
2:23:50
saying. Yeah, I was trying, but we could walk
2:23:52
outside for five minutes. You'll be fine. Yeah. Look,
2:23:55
I'd rather, if I'm gonna get rejected, I'd rather it happen
2:23:57
the old fashioned way. Real life face to
2:23:59
face. You know what I mean? Rather than
2:24:01
like swiping, swiping, swiping. Yeah, why do you need it
2:24:04
dating yet? I don't, but I just thought I'd
2:24:06
try it just for the longs. Just for the
2:24:08
longs. You should
2:24:10
see the girls in Auckland. They're not. Damn,
2:24:14
Volo. Volo, I've been there. Everybody
2:24:16
out here, we shoot. What happened? Not
2:24:19
it. Wait, why? What's the
2:24:21
deal? They got too much sheep in
2:24:23
them? Look, there's
2:24:25
some really nice girls out there. But
2:24:28
if you talk about per capita, like
2:24:30
in New York, in LA, it's crazy. It's
2:24:32
crazy. We're spoiled. We're spoiled, bro. Bro, constantly.
2:24:34
We're on the streets just like me and
2:24:37
Matt. It was like, fuck. I'm
2:24:39
not even shy about it anymore. That's why in the airports, I just
2:24:41
put shades on so I can perv in peace. You're
2:24:45
a lot of people. You're
2:24:47
a lot of people. They
2:24:49
came outside. Yeah, I'm outside. Why are you
2:24:51
looking at me too? You
2:24:54
know this, I'm looking at you. I'm looking
2:24:56
at you looking at me. Exactly. I like
2:24:58
those. They're fun. And you get some good
2:25:01
interactions, but yeah, you get some weird ones.
2:25:04
I had a stalker. No. That's
2:25:07
my bad. Yeah. It's
2:25:09
all the way that I found. What happened? What happened?
2:25:12
What did she look like first? So
2:25:14
I had to send this to my lawyer, because
2:25:17
I was like, OK, I need to get this on
2:25:20
film, just so he knows. And then he's like,
2:25:22
right, you need to send a restraining order. So
2:25:24
I got her on the camera,
2:25:27
because she somehow found the ding
2:25:29
dong. And when I asked her how, she
2:25:31
goes, honestly, I don't know. Whoa,
2:25:35
that's wild. Hold on one
2:25:37
second. That's not a stalker, bro. That's just. She
2:25:39
found the ding dong? I mean, the
2:25:43
number to get to my apartment. So yeah. No,
2:25:45
you got to let her in, bro. She needs
2:25:47
help. Well, let me tell you, she needs help
2:25:49
for real. She needs help. She needs help. She
2:25:52
needs help. No,
2:25:55
no, it's crazy. I think she's Colombian, too.
2:25:57
So you know they're wild. That
2:26:00
was the road rage guy's sister. Nah,
2:26:02
but still for real. You've seen from the front? Yeah.
2:26:05
That's fire. But, so one time she ended
2:26:07
up- What the hell? How you seen from
2:26:09
the front? Nah, nah, nah. So one time
2:26:11
she- Nah, you better than me, bro. Stop
2:26:13
signaling, I got girls with nothing. Nah, but
2:26:15
nah, nah. Again, I'm glad I have a
2:26:17
little bit of, you know- Discipline. Discipline, a
2:26:19
little bit. Sometimes I don't. Yeah. But
2:26:22
that's what I'm glad I did, because if I did,
2:26:24
then I'm pretty sure I'd have problems right now. You
2:26:26
gotta jerk off to the security camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:26:29
Still in turn, then you let her in. Why do you think he took
2:26:31
that video? For the lawyer. Yeah,
2:26:34
yeah. That's what I call my dick too. Laid
2:26:38
down the law. Yeah, I'm sure he did. Nah,
2:26:40
but- Nah,
2:26:42
but again, like shit like that doesn't happen all the
2:26:45
time, but I'm sure, look, I'm sure people
2:26:47
have stalkers that are really good that they don't know
2:26:49
about. Yeah. For years, cause they- They trap
2:26:51
them up, all these NBA players. Bro, the
2:26:53
amount of older women that
2:26:56
get with these young players. Oh, that's all game.
2:26:59
That's sad. Nah, but again, look, if you
2:27:01
see someone, you're like, cool, that's legal.
2:27:05
They just know the game. They know, yeah. They're
2:27:07
hot, they're 42, they're like, cool, I'ma get you,
2:27:09
you're 21, bang. And
2:27:11
also, the kids, I think this is a little
2:27:13
bit different now, but if you're
2:27:16
a superstar athlete, you're famous at probably
2:27:18
around 14. Oh,
2:27:20
really? In America, right? Because they
2:27:22
start recruiting you to all these things.
2:27:25
Basketball. You're getting offers, they don't
2:27:27
really develop the skills to talk
2:27:29
to girls because they're just a superstar
2:27:31
athlete and they're just practicing. No game, no game. So
2:27:33
they don't really, so they're like kind of awkward and
2:27:35
uncomfortable and then this older girl that knows how to
2:27:37
make them comfy, they got that maternal instinct. They're also
2:27:40
not really tripping when they're going out there like talking
2:27:42
to other girls. They're not trying to lock them down
2:27:44
like these young ones are. They're like, yeah, go have
2:27:46
some fun. And like, oh my God, this girl's the
2:27:48
coolest girl ever. She's letting me do this. Gotcha. And
2:27:51
these girls are technically also pedophiles. Yeah. That's not
2:27:54
what I'm saying. That's a very important thing. You
2:27:56
guys are 21, whatever, it's legal. That's rumors.
2:27:58
Yeah, yeah, rumors. But again, if it was the
2:28:00
other way, I mean, Leo gets away with this,
2:28:02
so. Yeah, he knows what he's
2:28:04
doing. I
2:28:07
wonder if he's- Catch and release, catch and
2:28:09
release. That's the one, catch and release. Would
2:28:12
you snip? If you're Leo, or like, if you're
2:28:14
somebody, would you just freeze your sperm
2:28:16
in a few different places? You can put it back,
2:28:18
right? You can put it back. Yeah,
2:28:20
he's got us in it. I'm just too
2:28:22
scared. I just, yeah. No, don't snip. No,
2:28:24
hell no. No, no, no, no, I'm good.
2:28:27
Again, look, when I was a Wilder,
2:28:32
I never had a baby, because I never
2:28:34
pull out of a fight, but my
2:28:36
pull out game is elite, elite, elite.
2:28:39
But then now again, I'm smart. I'm smart now. And
2:28:43
Auckland again, it's just the cesspools. Everybody's
2:28:45
fucked everybody. That's the other thing, like I imagine like a- It's
2:28:47
a small city. You know Val. You
2:28:50
know. He was
2:28:52
only there for a week, but he's not. This
2:28:55
guy is all bad guys. I
2:28:57
love him. That's why we, hey.
2:28:59
You know what he does? He does this shit. It is
2:29:01
so fucking bad. I love it though. I love it though.
2:29:03
If there's a dude that like will be like, come hang
2:29:06
for whatever reason, it don't matter who it is. They might
2:29:08
become hanging. And like they'll say, yeah, I just started dating
2:29:10
this girl, right? And Val will
2:29:12
do this shit all the time. Oh, where in
2:29:14
front of him? He's like, oh, she lives in
2:29:16
LA. And he'll be like, oh, what's her name?
2:29:18
And then he'll be like, oh yeah, Megan. And
2:29:21
he goes, oh, Megan. He
2:29:25
does this every single time. He
2:29:28
goes, oh yeah, Megan. And then he don't follow up.
2:29:30
And the dude just sits there like, what'd you mean
2:29:32
by that? Can this motherfucker dick down Mike's girl? What'd
2:29:35
you mean by that? What does that do to me
2:29:37
by that? Oh yeah, Megan. The whole rest of the
2:29:39
night just in his head like, the fuck did Val
2:29:41
mean by that? That's an evil guy right there. And
2:29:43
Megan, do you know? You know Val? Yeah. He's like,
2:29:45
that's it. All of Val. Isn't that a horrible thing
2:29:48
to say? Oh yeah, Megan. He's just letting them know.
2:29:51
Bro, you're an animal. He does this a lot. He
2:29:53
does this a lot. We need some
2:29:55
innocent fun, do we not? Yeah, we did. It was
2:29:58
innocent and fun. Yeah, nice. I'll
2:30:00
send you were crazy in bed Put
2:30:12
up like a shirtless pic and like vol was
2:30:14
looking
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