Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting

Stylebender’s Fighting Future, Jon Jones Legacy, & Street Fighting

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at lululemon.com. The

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guy who's about to fight you right now is on the

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purest form of fence and all. Like he's gotta know who

0:34

you are. That's why I pulled up on me. I had

0:36

a great morning and then this guy, I think because he

0:38

saw my car, so he doubled back and just like, Izzy,

0:41

one out. And in New Zealand, that's like, we're doing me

0:43

one on one, let's go. And I started laughing. I was

0:45

thinking like, bro, I fight for millions. I'm not gonna look

0:47

at ourself for free. And he goes, nah, I fight for

0:49

free. I fight for the streets, for my pride. And I

0:51

was thinking, you're stupid. You're stupid. At

0:53

the end, you see me spit at him and he just looks down like, and

0:56

then I realized you're not gonna do shit. If he spat back at

0:58

me, then it's on. But again, I'm glad I had a good

1:00

day. I don't like street fights. I don't like confrontation.

1:02

But if you bring the problem, then I'm gonna solve

1:04

the problem. I realized this because it happened to Anderson,

1:06

it's happened to Jones, it's happened to a lot of

1:08

the greats. The longer you defend the belt, the less

1:11

risk you take. Do you care about the circle fight?

1:13

Yeah, come on, man. Yeah, come on. Come on, man.

1:15

Come on, man. I know me and I know where

1:17

I was during that fight week and all that. That

1:19

was his time. It was his week. But the whole

1:21

fight just felt like a weird dream. I know I'm

1:23

gonna be a great guy, but Alex

1:25

about it before. You can't... What's

1:39

up, everybody? Welcome to Playground. Yo, I'm saying

1:42

this. I don't know if this is based on

1:44

anything, but I think that you might be the

1:46

most recurring guest that we've had. Oh,

1:48

wow. Oh, wow. This is your fourth

1:50

big time? Yeah. You

1:53

got style bender in the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We

1:55

need an orb. I'll take that. Yeah, we need to give

1:57

you something very special. Or maybe a blue juke pill. Yeah,

6:00

straight away. I mean, even if he knocks

6:02

on my door, I was like, Israel, Adesanya?

6:04

I'm like, oh no. It's

6:07

in the eyes, you know straight away. But. Yeah.

6:10

I think about the skin color. Yeah. Yeah.

6:14

The eyes, he gets from that. Yeah. I

6:16

think about it. I think about it. But me

6:18

and now I'm waiting. But now you're disciplined, you're

6:20

responsible. Yeah, I am. You have a chef. Yeah.

6:23

He's actually chilling. I met your chef yesterday. Yeah,

6:25

he's the man. He's the man. Good peoples. He's

6:27

actually been a chef for like, what, almost 17

6:29

years. But. But

6:31

have you corrupted him yet? Yeah, oh,

6:33

he corrupted me. Wait a minute. With good,

6:35

delicious food that's great for your body and health. Oh no,

6:37

no, so he's my first friend when I lived in this

6:39

town called Wanganui. I wanna know what type of corruption you

6:42

was just talking about. Yeah. Yeah.

6:44

Yeah. When I moved my guy, thank you.

6:46

You know the chefs are crazy. Yeah. Yeah, no,

6:48

cause I moved to Wanganui as a kid.

6:50

I was a virgin, good boy, no alcohol,

6:52

didn't drink, nothing like that. But they're hanging

6:54

out with him and our group

6:56

of friends. I was put it

6:58

this way. Couple of Diddy parties? No, no, no, hell

7:01

no. What's up with

7:03

the wrinkles? I was the getaway driver

7:05

for them doing like mailbox, you

7:08

know, hitting cars, windows, that kind of stuff.

7:11

Like what, what, 17, 18? And I

7:13

was always living vicariously through them

7:16

as they did some. New Zealand is really progressive.

7:18

That's what I was just thinking. You would choose

7:20

the black guy to drive the car. Yeah, I

7:22

know. And now they wouldn't

7:24

let the black guy near the stairwell because you're

7:26

being pulled over immediately. We promise we didn't rob

7:29

anything. No, you were just driving black too. Also,

7:31

I was like a soccer mom van, so it

7:33

was, you know, could fit a lot of people

7:35

but incognito, you know, like fucking Subaru and anything

7:37

like that. But yeah, he's

7:39

good peoples. I like having people like that

7:42

around me because again, I've talked about this

7:44

now. I got this far

7:46

with just eating the dirty shit

7:48

Uber eats. And then now I actually eat whole

7:50

foods, good meals, like my last flight, I feel

7:52

great. Yeah, we saw you look shredded. I was,

7:55

awesome muscle, the way car was easy. So

7:57

yeah, thanks to him. And now we're gonna just pick

7:59

up where we left. because you want it again, huh?

8:02

Yeah. You want it bad. You had it. I thought

8:04

it was yours easy. Yeah, but that's the game though.

8:06

That's how it happens. You said you made a small

8:08

thing. You like made a small mistake. You never spoke

8:10

on the mistake. What was the, can

8:13

you say that? So the mistake was just

8:15

a lapse in focus because I tripped, bad footwork

8:17

and I tripped. And then that was when he

8:19

was kind of throwing at me and people thought

8:21

like, oh, you heard him. And

8:24

I got up and I was like the ground.

8:26

And then DC was like, he's doing the max

8:28

Holloway. But I'll kind of just be like, nah,

8:30

the ground. Even that moment right there, I

8:32

shouldn't have. Just stay focused on a task at hand. Cause

8:34

you need 30 minutes of focus

8:37

while you're in there. So you can't even just have a

8:40

lapse in judgment for a split second. Cause if not, so

8:42

I can jump on you and capitalize. And I've done that

8:44

to people as well. But this guy, I mean, got done

8:46

to me. So wait, what do you mean? You pointed at

8:48

the ground and that's when he lunged to you? Yeah. Cause

8:50

again, I was just telling him like, it wasn't you. It was the ground.

8:53

I tripped. I tripped. But he's saying even

8:55

explaining himself, who gives a fuck? Yeah, just focus on the fight.

8:57

Yeah. You never see me in

9:00

a fight, complain to the ref. Unless like when Brunson

9:02

really grabbed my shorts for the second time and I

9:04

was like, ref, that's why. But you never see me kind

9:06

of like lose focus. I just focus on a task at hand. But

9:09

yeah, in that moment I lost focus and that was it

9:11

for me at the time. Yeah. Outside

9:13

of that, anything surprising? Nah.

9:16

Cause I, you know, the strength was something that was

9:18

always so much this, you so much that. But I

9:20

felt strong in there again. Shout out Matt. Yeah. So

9:22

I felt really strong. I felt fast.

9:26

If you do the numbers, like my guy Bill Smart

9:28

did the numbers and said that was the most active

9:30

I've ever been in any of my fights in the

9:32

USA. Yeah, it felt like the pace was high. Yeah.

9:35

So I was putting the pace on him. So again, you

9:38

know, took time off, came back, felt

9:40

great. That's the main thing. I felt great when

9:42

I was fighting. So now we're gonna build. We

9:44

did my testing about four weeks ago now, three

9:46

weeks ago. So we've got them numbers

9:48

and we're like, cool. We are where we were four

9:51

weeks out from the fight. So it's

9:53

like, cool, let's build off from that. So we're gonna build

9:55

off. Okay, so what do you want? Like, what is your

9:57

ideal next couple of years? If everything goes the way. I

10:00

actually have no idea. That's the thing. And it's nice to

10:02

know that. And I've even been telling Rogues this. I've

10:05

never felt that when people talk about, say, you know, I

10:08

lost the bill. Matt Hughes was one of the first people

10:10

I heard, who's my chef's name,

10:12

by the way, Matt Hughes. Wow. Yeah. But

10:14

Matt Hughes, the legend UFC icon, was the first one

10:16

I heard talk about when he lost the bill. He

10:18

felt this pressure come off. Like, oh, I'm not the

10:20

champ anymore. But I'd never felt that, because I was

10:23

the champ for so long. And then when I lost

10:25

it in MSG, it was kind of like,

10:28

fuck, let's do it again. And then it wasn't

10:31

until, even when I lost it to Strickland, I still felt like,

10:33

you know, that target on my back, and it still is. But

10:36

after this fight, I was kind of like, well, man,

10:39

like, I wasn't attached to the result. I just wanted

10:41

to show off. I wanted to fight. And I did.

10:44

So now I'm in a spot where it's like, who

10:46

do I fight? When do I

10:48

fight? Because I'm only doing

10:51

main events, five rounders, and title fights. That's

10:53

what I've done for the last how many

10:55

years. But it's kind of nice to just

10:57

not have that, not

11:00

be the focus now, but now just fight, show

11:02

off, make money, but we'll see.

11:04

I'm excited. Where do you get like, where

11:07

do you get the motivation now? Like you've

11:10

beaten everybody. You've

11:12

become the biggest star in the sports. You've

11:15

made all the money. You've taken care of

11:17

it. Imagine your thing. You made it, you

11:19

know. We need more. See,

11:21

that's the thing. Always gets bigger. Always

11:23

gets bigger. Yeah, no matter what. Right?

11:25

You buy one car, you like that

11:27

other car's nice too. Once

11:30

the lifestyle steps up, there's other things you want. But

11:32

you've made enough money where like you're good. Your

11:34

family's good. Like everything is good. And

11:38

you've achieved, I imagine all the dreams you

11:40

had when you were younger within UFC. Yeah.

11:44

Is there this moment where,

11:46

and I'm asking because there's

11:48

like a thing that I kind of relate to in

11:50

my sphere of work, but it's like, is there's a

11:53

moment where you have to decide to make new dreams,

11:56

to get yourself up every day,

11:58

to put in the work. That's

16:00

it. That's it. I got tired of it.

16:02

Exactly. That's what I call suicide doors. You're

16:04

trying to kill one another. He was trying

16:06

to fucking end it. Yes, sir. No, but

16:08

then he pulled up and then tried to

16:11

talk all this rasp to me. And at one point, I

16:13

even tried to diffuse it because I was like, bro, I

16:15

don't know you. What's the craziest thing he said? When

16:19

I said, bro, I fight for millions. I don't fucking

16:21

fight. I'm not gonna knock your ass off for free.

16:23

And he goes, nah, I fight for free. I fight

16:25

for the streets, for my pride. And I was thinking,

16:27

you're fucking stupid. You're stupid. Was

16:31

he a white guy or was he like? Nah, a Māori guy. He was brown, yeah.

16:33

See, that's the problem I had when I first moved to New Zealand. I

16:35

couldn't tell the difference between all of them. Was it because of

16:37

racists? Yeah. So you went to

16:39

China? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hard

16:42

mode. I mentioned I got the... You

16:46

put it on all the stars. It's funny.

16:49

Nah, but then in the end, I just... As when

16:51

I spat at him was when I was kind of like

16:53

hoping, try something. Oh, okay. At the end,

16:55

you see me spit at him and he just looks down like... And

16:57

then I realized, you're not gonna do shit, but

16:59

also, because of our boy, like you remember the

17:01

movie when our boy got knocked out? Yeah. Street

17:04

violence. And I just realized if I drop this

17:06

guy right now... And he dies. They're

17:09

gonna fucking put me through the rain. These are

17:11

weapons, huh? Oh yeah, they're being weapons. So for

17:13

me, I was just like, nah, just... And again,

17:15

we started a charity, Walk Without Fear, to

17:17

help with this kind of senseless street violence. Because

17:19

a lot of these guys, the

17:23

boys that killed my boy, they

17:25

did home detention for I think a year and a half.

17:27

And during that year and a half, we

17:29

all had lockdown for six months in

17:31

that time. So again, we all did it together.

17:33

So what's the... And now they're around free. So

17:36

basically, you're like, we also had home detention. Yeah,

17:38

exactly. So again, we're trying to change the laws

17:40

with that charity. And this video I believe will

17:43

help because it shows what could have happened.

17:45

The discipline of someone like me. Because do

17:47

that to Dan Hooker. Dan is... Like

17:50

Danza is a beast and Dan would probably act differently

17:52

and maybe not knock him out, but just put him

17:54

to sleep, hang him out. But still,

17:57

me speaking... How does the video end? Because it's

17:59

like... You see me just spit at him and when I slammed

18:01

my car door down, I was kind of just like... That's

18:08

when you got pissed? Yeah. When

18:10

I was driving off, he had a shirt off and he was still flexing. And

18:13

again, people, only

18:15

one person, like when I said, can you call the cops?

18:18

One person helped me. Everyone else just

18:20

had their camera off at this moment. Oh wow. They

18:22

see me spit at him, then he looks down and I

18:24

go angry. But then when I went... Now what's happening

18:26

right now? He just didn't do shit. But what are

18:28

you thinking right now? I was like, I spat at

18:30

you on your leg. If

18:32

he spat back at me, then it's on. But again,

18:35

I'm glad I had a good day and

18:37

I don't like street fights.

18:39

I don't like confrontation, but if

18:41

you bring the problem, then I'm gonna solve the problem. Okay,

18:44

real quick. So in this

18:46

moment, you're thinking, all right,

18:49

do I knock this guy out? If I

18:51

knock him out, does he die? Is

18:53

there ever a thought, like the average person

18:55

would go, what if this guy knocks me

18:57

out? Okay. So

19:00

that's not even... He's like, no, no, no. Most

19:02

of us would be thinking, damn, my brother could

19:04

knock down. I just put my plies in the

19:06

car, took my watch off and I was just

19:08

like, look, if he breaches the

19:15

range, because I'm within my rights and he's within

19:17

range, I was just thinking it'll fall. I

19:20

was just like, man, if he hits his head, because

19:22

it's down the hill, it's more gravity, boom, and he's

19:24

gonna bleed out. And I

19:26

probably wouldn't be here right now. I want that

19:28

type of confidence to be worried about killing the

19:30

other person. Yeah, yeah. I'm crazy, right? I was

19:33

thinking of following the charity and him dying. What

19:35

if you just slapped him, got another Dana White

19:37

contract? Yeah. What if you just slapped

19:39

him in the face, someone happened? And you get what?

19:41

You join a different Dana White league? I told him

19:43

I was getting paid millions to fight. If you're

19:46

not getting paid like that to fight. Yeah, that's

19:48

why. Why haven't any UFC guys or

19:50

boxing guys entered that? Paige Van Zant

19:53

did. She's doing her second fight soon, I think.

19:55

Yeah. But she's

19:57

crazy. I'm saying guys that are no

19:59

longer... a

22:00

meme right now. I don't get it. You don't get

22:02

the meme. Maybe I mean the money. Yeah. Show

22:05

me the money. That one. Yeah.

22:08

You know what I'm talking about? Cuber,

22:11

CUBE help you. CUBER gooden jr. No, you're talking

22:13

about something. Okay. We

22:16

all don't get it. So maybe I'm

22:18

right. I'm in the money. Yeah.

22:26

But then the third person. Give me the money. Yeah. So

22:28

I'm like, I didn't laugh. But I'm like, what is it?

22:30

But what is this about?

22:32

Give me the money. You're asking the wrong

22:34

guy. I just made a joke about it.

22:37

But still, I've just seen it all over

22:39

TikTok, all over the reels, seen famous

22:41

people do it on Shade Room and shit.

22:43

I'm just like, I don't get the funny.

22:46

Yeah. So I guess we're, we're over. Mark,

22:48

can you explain it? Okay, Mike. You,

22:51

you tell everyone, okay, we're going to say, give me the

22:53

money and then everyone cheers and then the last person isn't

22:55

in on the joke and they do it. Each person does

22:57

it more and more exaggerated and the fourth person to do

22:59

it or the last person to do it. No

23:01

one cheers and everyone laughs at them. It's kind of funny. Yeah.

23:04

I mean, maybe I had to be there.

23:06

It's like bullying. What

23:11

is this? Is this the one? Mark.

23:14

Give me the money. Give

23:18

me the money. Did

23:21

I do it? Yeah, I guess so. All

23:23

right. Close enough. Yeah, we all, we,

23:25

we pass the trends. The Gen, is it Gen Z?

23:28

Mark's on Thing. I'm

23:33

on Ask Gee. And Gee doesn't know

23:35

shit. Yeah. What was the, okay.

23:37

You have the baby, everything's done. Like what

23:39

was the first time? I'm

23:42

just, I'm in game. I'm in game. So

23:49

you have the baby. Okay. Like, okay. What was

23:51

the first time you picked up your phone and

23:53

looked at Instagram or social media while your kid

23:55

was still in the room? Oh,

23:58

it was like, it was probably like that. next

24:00

day. Yeah. And then some Only Fans girl popped

24:02

up and I was like, yo, I can't, I

24:04

can't watch this with my child. But it's crazy

24:06

how it's like, you gotta get a prepping. It's

24:12

funny because you go through a day where you're like,

24:14

I don't need any of that shit. And then like

24:16

your phone's just sitting over there, the baby's kind of

24:18

sleeping. You're just like, oh, let me look at this.

24:21

That's what I felt when I posted. Like the engagement

24:23

was crazy. I was like, I gotta drop merch or

24:25

something. Like there's a market with this. But yeah, no,

24:27

you think you're like, yeah, I'm just going to be

24:29

a disciplined, good person forever now. You know what I

24:31

mean? Like I'm going to be a great guy. Yeah.

24:33

And then just slowly wears away. Mark's

24:36

wife wrote this beautiful thing. She'd

24:38

be writing journal entries, right? And

24:41

but it was like this beautiful thing. And like,

24:43

but he didn't save it. It was his wife

24:45

who wrote it. So here's this picture of it.

24:48

I'm scrolling the picture. I'm like, oh my God,

24:50

this adorable pictures. And then it comes to like

24:52

a note and I got through like three words

24:54

and I was like, I can't read this shit

24:56

before I go do shows. Like I can, I

24:58

cannot experience this level of homosexuality. I

25:01

would have to call him getting emotional.

25:03

Like, yeah, I'm right. It's beautiful. You

25:05

finally have feelings. It was in the

25:07

description. It was in the description.

25:09

I said she wrote. It was just such a long description.

25:11

I read the description. I couldn't

25:13

see more. And I was like, okay, Mark's emotional.

25:15

I'll see more. That was like a quarter of

25:17

the post. I was like, bro, we're not doing

25:20

this. It's a word limit. It's like a newspaper

25:22

article. I need a thousand words max. That's it.

25:24

But this is good. I should share. This is

25:26

beautiful. Yeah, no, there's emotions online for sure. Also

25:28

like you going from like being addicted to Zen

25:30

for like two weeks and having no emotion at

25:33

all, like being an actual robot to having every

25:35

emotion in the world. That's the way to do

25:37

it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Make yourself a ball of

25:39

motion and then just do you even know what

25:41

my girl said when she was having a baby

25:43

come out of her and all of a sudden

25:45

she saw me crack the can. And

25:50

then you're like, it's for you. She

25:53

goes, are you doing a zen right now? And I was like, yeah,

25:55

I've been on for 24 hours. I'm a Jew. Take up the pace.

25:57

And I don't need to do as many zens. Okay. Yeah,

26:00

I don't have these contractions to keep me

26:02

up. Yeah, exactly. Oh damn bro. You sure

26:04

you don't want kids in nah Well, eventually

26:07

I can't wait. I know I'm gonna be a great

26:09

dad But but you can't

26:11

go looking for this Alex

26:14

about it before and we you know he

26:16

seen like this Laughter

26:34

Nah They call him the magician Laughter

26:38

Or the oven cleaner I heard What uh,

26:40

who said that? That was

26:42

you She said that

26:46

No, I don't know Gosh,

26:48

please So he was

26:50

dating advice, we were talking about it before, and I said

26:52

like These are jokes Yeah, jokes

26:56

Oh, I know I'm

27:01

sure you've been there as well. You've never been there. You're like

27:03

it's you have to not not

27:05

not look Cuz then you attract the wrong

27:07

thing. Mmm just chillin the right thing will

27:09

come to you So me I just focus

27:11

on myself being the best version of myself.

27:13

Yeah, and then eventually I was the best

27:15

virgin of myself Laughter I'll

27:18

say it again You can't

27:20

just focus on yourself for too long cuz Dove's

27:22

been doing that and he's nowhere even close to

27:24

getting that girl He wants me

27:26

married so bad I know he talks about it

27:28

every single time He just, oh introduce me to

27:30

a Jewish girl Laughter Give me the

27:32

money Laughter And

27:36

then it never fucking happens Okay You wanna

27:38

tell him what you said to me now?

27:41

About That, that

27:43

you dated a Jewish girl? No, no, no, no,

27:45

no, I didn't say I dated a Jewish girl I said I His

27:48

name's Israel I said I had

27:51

a Jewish friend that I can hang out with But

27:55

then he said no, you know, I do that No, I'll do that

27:58

But my name's Israel So it's fine That's

28:00

what I said, so it's fine. And also I

28:02

got approval now. Where, where, where, where? So you're

28:05

just knocking down some nice Jewish product. No, no,

28:07

no, no, no, no, no. This is here in

28:09

New York. Ooh!

28:12

Danny, you're in a take one big guy. Away

28:14

he came! Away he came! My own friend, take one

28:16

big guy. Fill those shoes! Show me! Fill those

28:18

shoes! If

28:20

she's fucking Izzy, she doesn't want you. That's

28:22

right! So, I'm sorry to say that. No,

28:24

no, no. Oh my

28:26

God. It's none of the best, the fact that, you

28:29

know, Dub even knows he's a low-key pimp. He's out

28:31

here, he's got... I don't know.

28:33

That's the point. He's like, what do you need? He's

28:35

like, what do you need? What's your type? What's your

28:37

type? I'm like, I'll send you pictures. Oh, he's pimping,

28:39

he's pimping. He's like, what you need? He

28:41

is a fair person. You can try that. You

28:43

can try. You can try. You can

28:45

try a trade. It's more like a match. Yeah,

28:48

you can. I'm a matchmaker. Oh, I see, I

28:50

see. You are a man. I'm a man. I

28:52

thought you were trying to like, hey. Yeah, why

28:54

do you think you could just like, throw women's

28:56

bodies around you? But that's disgusting. They have feelings,

28:59

you know, they want to be spoken to and

29:01

cared about. Yeah. I know, just saying.

29:03

Yeah, but no, Dub is like masterful with Brazilian girls with

29:05

like a 72-life deal. Brazilian, yeah. Oh,

29:08

yeah, yeah, yeah. I respect that.

29:10

God, I... Any Brazilian that

29:12

has that accent because they're actually retarded,

29:14

that's what I'm talking about. That

29:18

was how it was done. Absolutely. That's

29:21

a cup of tea. Exactly. Oh,

29:23

wow. It's fucking cup

29:25

of tea. Don't

29:27

let them tear us apart. I'm

29:30

just saying. You're saying it's good now. They're not

29:32

Brazilian, bro. No, they're not. They might actually, he

29:34

says that. They're these girls, they always come on,

29:36

they're like, fuck. I know you do. And we're

29:38

like, he's like, no, they're from Rio. I'm like,

29:41

no, they're from Rio. They're from Rio. Yeah. Oh,

29:47

Dub, dude. Well, at least

29:49

you're not racist like Miles. Yeah, oh, come

29:51

on. All right. Why are you just straying?

29:54

I'm not even in the. No, I'm just joking, but

29:56

not at all. Listen, Miles went

29:58

home. He had no. He

30:00

goes, I don't know how people live like this. We're

30:02

like, who are you talking about, dude? Wait,

30:05

what happened? What was this? I flew home to

30:07

go see my parents and then the hurricane, Florida.

30:09

And then the hurricane hit us. I was gonna

30:11

say like fucking South Africa or something crazy. Dude,

30:13

I'd be so sick. I was like, international? How

30:15

cool. Why? Because they impressed black people. I just

30:17

want to be not. He can never not say

30:20

the same. It's

30:22

actually a really funny character. Like

30:25

a not racist person, but that just

30:27

accidentally goes from racist person to time.

30:30

Yeah, you would like that. Yeah,

30:32

sorry. Dude, way to bring up fucking South Africa,

30:35

man. Come on, dude. That's for people, man. Yeah,

30:37

that's for people. Are you and him cool? Yeah,

30:40

we're cool. After the fight, we had a nice

30:42

discussion. I thought he was. I thought, yeah. You

30:45

killed a private. It was cool, just like a

30:47

moment. And at the end, he just

30:49

said, if you're ever in South Africa, you know, tap in. I

30:51

was like, yeah, sure. And I said, when we see again, I'll

30:53

try and kill you. And he goes, I'll try and kill you

30:55

too. And we just hugged. And I did this shit. And

30:58

this is why I'm not beating those allegations because I went, hey. Yes,

31:01

yes. Well, he laughed and then just

31:03

like, we just hugged and that was it. I thought

31:05

it was a good moment. It was. It seems like

31:07

the textbook like troll where he will talk all kinds

31:10

of shit before the fight and then after the fight,

31:12

the most humble, nice. That's how most fighters are. There's

31:14

only some who take it to that place and then

31:16

like keep it like that after the fight. But nah,

31:19

we're all on the same journey. And again, he's achieved

31:21

his dream now. No matter what,

31:24

even was the reason when I

31:26

saw was Marab in Georgia when

31:29

they're hailing him and land out and trade.

31:31

So whenever I see that, no matter what,

31:34

it makes me feel aware. Cause I'm like, yo, I

31:37

know that feeling. I've done that too. So

31:39

it's, yeah, you can, if I hate on that,

31:41

what does that say about me? Yeah,

31:44

so I always respect. Sorry, do you find yourself, I

31:46

know before the fight, you're saying like, this is real.

31:49

Do you find yourself having to get to that

31:51

place and like build up to that place? Or

31:53

is it, does it get harder as you get

31:55

more successful to find that extra gear?

31:57

Kind of what we talked about earlier, but to find that,

31:59

you know what? I need to hate this guy. because then

32:01

I'm gonna lock in like I used to lock in. Nah,

32:03

it can, that was real, but

32:06

it doesn't get harder unless

32:08

say, like

32:10

Jeff had, my friend had this

32:13

stat saying like, whenever you fight someone, you don't really have

32:15

any static. You fight different, even if you beat them. But

32:18

whatever, I have beef with someone. I

32:21

annihilate them normally. So yeah,

32:23

as I get older, now I'm thinking about it,

32:25

I'm like, I might have to tap into

32:27

something else just to get that. Or

32:30

not fight from that place. Yeah, that's, you know what

32:32

I mean? It seems like there's a ceiling on that

32:34

kind of like. There's only so much. But not everybody

32:36

can fight from a different place. Like

32:38

you fight from one place your entire life,

32:40

that is your motivation. And

32:42

then you get to, you get

32:44

to a time in your life where like, you

32:47

feel really achieved, like that giant

32:49

hole that you have that you're trying to fill.

32:52

Yeah, but. But it's less big. Is he

32:54

knowing you for the last however long we've

32:56

known each other, five years or something like

32:58

that? Like. Longer even. Your level of confidence

33:01

in yourself, I think people always assumed you

33:03

were the most confident person. And

33:06

even now seeing the way

33:08

that you've handled that, like this

33:10

loss, like to me, that's the demonstration

33:13

of confidence. That's real confidence. Because if you

33:15

lose and then you're completely wiped out, that

33:17

means that your confidence and identity is wrapped

33:20

in being the victor. And we

33:22

will not always be the victor in life. So

33:24

whatever that lady in the Winnebago is telling you.

33:26

Yeah, yes, you're right, Jenna. So

33:28

again, we talked about it as well. Talk about it

33:30

and I use the Avatar Zuko, the

33:33

firebender when he became friends with

33:35

Aang and then he had to find a

33:37

new way to fireman because they didn't have

33:39

that anger anymore. They met the original firebenders,

33:41

the dragons, and they relearn firebending. So for

33:43

me, that's one of the main reasons

33:45

I haven't even been to the jungles yet. Because

33:48

I just know that it's not

33:50

my whole feel, but I

33:53

like having that, you know, I'm a

33:55

fucking show you. I like that,

33:57

you fucking kidding me. I like the chip, the chip is

33:59

great. He always brings up Bernard Hopkins. On

34:02

who? Bernard Hopkins? He always brings up Bernard

34:04

Hopkins. Bernard was a perfect example of that. Like when he

34:06

was the heel, he was unstoppable. And then sometimes

34:09

the heel becomes a face. And

34:11

I think that he was less effective as a face.

34:14

Like when we were all rooting for him, I

34:17

think it was, he just didn't know what

34:19

to do with it. When he was taking the Puerto

34:21

Rican flag in Puerto Rico and ripping and stepping on

34:23

it, he was unstoppable. I mean, Paul Trinidad, like he

34:25

was, I just, yeah,

34:28

it's a peculiar thing that only you guys really understand. I

34:30

mean, we all understand it in our own ways, but where

34:33

we're fighting, because of what we have to do. Even, I

34:35

won't say the name, but someone in

34:37

the game who has done

34:39

what I've done, even achieved

34:41

greater heights, said, yeah, don't

34:44

do it till after fighting. Don't what's

34:46

that? Go to the jungles or like tap into

34:48

those plant medicines till after fighting. Ah,

34:50

because it's gonna, yeah. He felt like it changed

34:53

a little bit. Even like what Deontay Wilder was

34:55

talking about, he went to Peru,

34:57

I think. The ayahuasca. Yeah, and

35:00

then allegedly, people have said now, he hasn't

35:02

found, even he said it after his post-fight.

35:04

Recently he said, yeah, I found inner peace

35:06

or something like that, rah, rah, rah, rah.

35:09

And then people said it's taken away that, because bro,

35:11

he was the guy knocking out everybody, left,

35:14

right, and center, the highest KO ratio in boxing.

35:16

But again, I think it's just finding a

35:19

different place to fight for him, even if you've done that,

35:21

because people have done it and been successful. But

35:23

these levels. Even Bernard Hodgson

35:25

did it. He ended up finding,

35:29

he became champion like 50 or something. Well, I think what

35:31

he did is he became

35:33

the underdog again. Oh, he did?

35:35

When he was fighting as an old man. Oh, okay. Right,

35:38

so while he might've been the face, it was still like

35:40

nobody believes in me, nobody believes I can do it because

35:42

I'm so old and I'm gonna prove you wrong. I hated

35:44

being the favorite at some point, because some people, I'm like,

35:46

why you still have me as the favorite? Even in the

35:48

second I was put in a fight, I was like, I'm

35:51

the favorite still? Yeah. Bro, I

35:54

didn't like it. So I do like,

35:56

it's not the whole feel. Yeah. Because

35:59

again, I do. You tap in with love. The people that

36:02

really show me love, the people that are around me, the messages I

36:04

get. Some of the messages I

36:06

get, man, I'm just like, bro, you

36:08

don't even know me, but you know me. And it

36:10

fills me with joy and it fills me with pride.

36:12

And those are the people I fight for when I

36:14

tap into that. But also, the ones

36:16

that don't believe in me and say all this shit,

36:19

I'm like, I'm gonna fucking show you, because I like

36:21

that. But I don't know how long that's gonna last

36:23

for. So again, finding new spots

36:25

to fight for, and yeah, we'll

36:27

see. Even train for them. I'm gonna try it

36:29

out. We're transferring that

36:32

to something else. I mean, it's on

36:34

some level, probably in addiction, you see

36:36

some people, they quit drinking, then become

36:38

like work out aholics. Find something else.

36:41

But you can't just go, well, a lot of people just

36:43

can't just go cold turkey in life. Like you need to

36:45

fill that, sitting around. That's

36:48

me after fighting. I was saying this to Joe

36:50

as well, after fighting. And

36:52

that's what I say now. Who knows what's gonna happen after fighting?

36:54

But I say, I would need something to

36:56

do every few months that would make

36:58

me feel like I'm about to die. So

37:00

one of the things is like, say I'll train for

37:02

three months or two months and then cool, let's go

37:04

running with the bulls. But I'll train for two months

37:06

on how to run with the bulls. Do

37:09

it with maybe some sheep first. We're gonna heaps of sheep

37:11

in New Zealand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like fucking run with the

37:13

sheep or whatever. And then eventually, because

37:15

that would just get me up, that

37:17

would make me feel like fuck. Joe

37:20

said, dumb ways to die, I agree. But what

37:23

a rush. Yeah, shark diving. I

37:26

would do that. I would do shark diving. I

37:29

never thought I would, because water,

37:31

but you know. What do you

37:34

mean, what do you mean, because water? What about

37:36

the water? I mean, I surf once,

37:39

twice, three times maybe. But I just,

37:42

me and water don't mix. I'm a boyant. If

37:45

you put me in the middle of the ocean right

37:48

now, I probably have like 20 minutes or 30 minutes

37:50

before I'm like, I'm done. Because I can try and

37:52

tread water, but I'm so dense. You're skinny. Don't float.

37:55

I'm so dense. But shark

37:57

diving, scuba tank, inner cage, reinv

37:59

I'll try it just for fun. Yeah.

38:02

Like with a great white, yeah. Skydive?

38:05

We've just got to have. Done it twice. Did it

38:07

once and I would die be the first one, fucking

38:09

amazing, life-changing experience. That was last year and the last

38:11

year. And then I did a random one this year

38:14

just for fun. And the second

38:16

time wasn't as thrilling, but it was

38:18

just cool to see. Yeah, because you're not focused

38:20

on surviving. You're just focused on enjoying it. Oh,

38:23

the first one I was just like, I wasn't

38:25

even scared. So shit like that, Skydive still have

38:27

the McLaren. I don't drive fast though, but I've

38:29

taken to the track a couple of times. Oh

38:31

really? So you just need to feel like you're

38:33

gonna die. At the moment. So again,

38:35

who knows when I have a kid, I might be like,

38:37

I need to live. Yeah, that does

38:39

happen. So again, that might. That really does happen. It's

38:41

just freedom of thought. I'm saying that now, because that's

38:43

how I feel. I feel like I'll need something that's

38:45

gonna make me feel like I'm about to. Because

38:47

you know, I like that sauce. It's like a white boy.

38:49

Yeah. He's like a adrenaline jump for

38:52

no reason. No, but again. He's a Kiwi, bro.

38:54

Yeah, he's a different breed. If you grew

38:56

up out there, trust me, you'd

38:59

be different. Yeah. But that's a fighter thing.

39:01

Yeah. Like fighters cannot let go, man. Because

39:03

what could even come close to it? What

39:05

could come close to it? That's why I

39:07

say when I'm done, I'm done. And I

39:09

know that feeling. I talked to it, even

39:11

with Jason Miller about it as well,

39:13

because we had a little thing in LA, but

39:16

that feeling when you're backstage, you're done

39:18

the last fucking warm up or whatever.

39:21

And then it's, you know, you're

39:24

all going on in five minutes, five minutes. And then,

39:26

you know, two minutes, and

39:28

then the counting down. Okay, it's rope,

39:30

time to go. Cool, you walk out, stand here, wait

39:33

with your mark. And then it's

39:35

like, we're going on in 60 seconds. And

39:37

then waiting there, and then everyone's behind you, your coaches, and

39:39

you turn around, you might give like a little fist bump

39:41

or something. And then you get out there, you get

39:44

through the tunnel, you get the fucking wave,

39:46

you see everything. I wish I could

39:48

actually describe this to people. Maybe I'll do a VR experience

39:50

with it one time. And just say,

39:52

oh, this is an idea for the UFC. Do it.

39:55

Honestly, it's fucking crazy. Cause you walk out,

39:57

you see everything, everything. People are

39:59

yelling. You can see all the people in the rafters.

40:01

Intense focus. You can probably highlight little things because your

40:03

mind is tapping. Yeah, on my Anson Silverfire, I saw

40:06

one of my friends in the stand and I winked

40:08

at him and he goes. All

40:10

right. And again, that's

40:12

just the thing. You can just see everything. You're so focused,

40:14

but yeah, nothing like it. Nothing like

40:17

it. So what is life like when that's not happening?

40:19

I have to let go. And that's why I've seen

40:21

a lot of guys, like what was that movie, The

40:23

Wrestler? No, no, I mean now, like, Oh,

40:26

I'm flying. Or like in between fights. Is,

40:28

are you craving it? Are

40:30

you thinking about like, or can you adjust

40:32

to that kind of normal level? I've learned how

40:35

to. Cause even, you know, shout out to Volkanovski,

40:37

he talked about it as well when, you

40:39

know, he took the fight with Islam. He says like, it's

40:42

hard. Like, don't, yeah. That's why they don't give

40:44

me free time and a lot of money. So

40:46

for me. So

40:48

many fighters have said that. They're like, you've got

40:50

Tommy Morrison. Remember that boxer? They're like, you've got

40:53

to keep him in the gym. Yeah, keep him

40:55

busy. And he ended up getting AIDS. Yeah. On

40:57

the high. Wait a minute. Which gym was he

40:59

inside? No,

41:02

I'm not. He's an actual athlete. Yeah.

41:05

No, but like. He's

41:07

a gym. But it

41:09

is true. Like there must

41:12

be, it just must be an experience. Yeah.

41:14

Like, don't be wrong. Like being on

41:17

stage and I felt certain things that

41:19

are unbelievable, remarkable. I don't

41:21

even think it scratches the surface

41:23

of what it's like to

41:25

be in that arena, knowing you could die. Yeah.

41:29

You felt it, all of you felt it.

41:31

It's the same thing, it's relative. But the

41:33

aspect of danger, danger is

41:35

just that thing. That's the sauce. And that makes

41:37

it like, fuck. Because you're like, I'm

41:39

about to go against this guy. And

41:41

you're not thinking this, but you just know this is

41:43

a possibility that I could get in

41:46

this. I could get sparked.

41:48

But also I could do that to

41:50

this guy. And that's the, that's

41:52

the gambling. I'm a gambling man, but

41:54

I like to calculate my risks. Yeah. Shout

41:57

out to Stake. Yeah, honestly. Stake boys in a

41:59

big. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. All of us.

42:02

Yeah, let's go. We're outside. While we're

42:04

here and we're having, this is like a

42:06

supercharged steak segment because we got Izzy in

42:08

the motherfucking building. And

42:10

you know that John Jones and Aspen are about to

42:13

go at it. I'm steeping. Oh

42:15

my God. Steeping. I mean, that's

42:17

the fight that we all want. I said the fight we

42:19

all want. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So

42:21

yeah, what are we thinking about the steeping

42:24

fight? I think steeping is a legend in

42:26

the game. One of, if not the greatest

42:28

heavyweight ever. Yeah. But John

42:31

Jones is now a heavyweight, the heavyweight champion

42:33

and one of, if not the greatest fighter

42:35

ever. But I just

42:37

want to see what steeping looks like for

42:39

maybe in the coming weeks. So the fights

42:41

next month. Yeah. Yeah, I want to see,

42:43

but John Jones, I think the, what'd you

42:45

call it? Cyril Gans fight. I was like,

42:47

oh, that's going to be hard. Yeah.

42:51

Easy. So I think he might even make this one

42:53

easier. Yeah. I just feel like John is just

42:55

a guy you can't, you can't

42:57

doubt. Cause that one I thought like, Cyril Gans

42:59

new level heavyweight, similar size footwork, can grapple. Nah,

43:01

I was just like, yeah, no, John's that guy.

43:04

He's that guy. So I think he's gonna- Hey

43:06

man, it's bros. We're sitting next to us at

43:08

the sphere. Oh yeah. And I'm glad that you

43:10

guys patched things up. Yeah. Yeah. You

43:13

guys are, there's mutual respect. It was like

43:15

airport or something? No, no, at the bar. And then

43:17

his manager just goes, you know, Izzy's behind you, right?

43:19

And he turns around and goes, yo. And I'm like,

43:21

yo. And we just dapped up. Oh, that's

43:23

great. And that was just like a moment like for

43:25

me as a fan, because I've always been a fan.

43:28

And when we had beef all this, like, well, fuck this guy. But

43:31

then we still always respected each other. So

43:33

that was a cool moment for me. Cause

43:36

you know, you my boy. So

43:38

I'm glad that you guys are cool. Yeah, I agree. He's

43:40

cool as shit. Yeah. Nah,

43:42

he's cool. Nah, he's cool. He's like, you know,

43:45

I'm like, yeah. Like there's like, obviously

43:47

you guys need to be like professional, but like

43:49

when there's no cameras on, like the jokes are

43:51

flying, like- Oh, that kind of stuff. You're supposed

43:53

to play football today. Like, yeah. Oh, I know,

43:55

trust me. We've been in the wild for about

43:57

40 minutes and we talked about everything. You're chopping

43:59

it up. Yeah, yeah. Trust me. So it's hard

44:01

to bet against John in that one.

44:03

I don't yeah, I don't see also he's

44:05

great He's like I said the greatest yet

44:07

fighter we've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

44:09

So yeah, I think that's gonna be What

44:12

else what else coming up is interesting? I'm trying

44:15

to think like I'm gonna think he fights

44:17

aspynol Or do you think he does this in retired?

44:19

I who knows he says he he keeps saying he's

44:21

gonna retire I would love to see an aspect that

44:23

that could be a fucking play. It's this chest not

44:25

checkers That I hope so that is

44:27

true. He says I'm not fighting again. And then when

44:29

UFC goes Hey, we really want you to that number

44:31

might go up. Yeah, so he could be working game

44:33

for sure John

44:36

if that does happen, yeah, that's they

44:38

got because aspynol is there you go.

44:40

I think Finds

44:46

away finds away but aspynol

44:49

so far the way he dispatched over Sir

44:52

the Russian guy. Oh my god, and

44:54

he's fast. I met him. That's the thing. He's fast that

44:56

next to him at 300 He

44:58

and his dad cool dudes But

45:01

he's the same height as me if not an inch taller but

45:04

thick Yeah, and I was like fuck you're

45:06

a lot thicker than I would expect and

45:08

um the speed. Yeah, that's the thing that

45:10

I'm like Okay, that's the danger. But again

45:12

grappling. He's a black belt, but

45:15

John is fucking that's different Yeah, yeah,

45:17

but I don't know man They

45:19

got a fight but if they don't have a fight

45:21

we'll never know because we had that with john and

45:23

silver We had that with silver and gsp. So all

45:25

these fights we will never see. Yeah, you know So

45:28

we just have to have them in the ether

45:30

forever and ever and we'll talk about it here

45:32

But if you do you're gonna if you bet

45:34

on these you're gonna bet with steak. Yeah, shout

45:36

out steak, bro They'll be taken care of you.

45:38

Fuck you. Yeah, go go to steak. Go get

45:40

your money up Do we have a sign up

45:42

code or anything like that? Jamil flagrant flagrant sign

45:44

up code to get your sign up Bonus go

45:46

talk check out steak. I'm sure is he got

45:49

one as well. You could probably use either but

45:51

use ours Let's

46:00

get back to the show, man. But you

46:02

actually worried me something you said before, because

46:04

you said some of the pressure is a

46:06

bit lifted off of you because you're not

46:09

defending the belt. So you're maybe looking forward

46:11

to trying more things in the ring and

46:13

having fun. But doesn't

46:15

that come with heavy risks, like

46:18

trying? Well, calculated risks. Yeah,

46:20

so I try to find that. You just do

46:22

it. So again, when I fought, what's his name?

46:25

Like, Tararas, when I did that in the fight, or even

46:27

the first Vittori fight, there was this spin move with the

46:29

kick I did. I'd never tried it in the gym, but

46:32

I was like, oh, I saw Malie do this. And

46:35

it landed. And it's now always on my highlights. So

46:38

those kind of things, I just had the confidence to do

46:40

them back then because I just do it. And

46:42

if I'm confident in myself, like my tornado

46:45

kick and kickboxing, I'd never tried it on

46:47

my training mates because it's really dangerous. But

46:49

then I knocked down the heavy weight with it in the

46:52

ring live. First time ever trying it. I've

46:54

tried it on pads, tried it on the bag, but I never tried it on

46:56

a real person in sparring. And I had him against the

46:58

ropes. Boom, hit him. So

47:00

shit like that I want to try and just have

47:03

fun. Because I'm not really, again,

47:05

my legacy is, I said this

47:07

already, if what I've already done

47:10

in this game, a lot of people don't even get to the belt, a lot

47:12

of people don't even get to the UFC. But I've

47:14

done it twice. It's still the only two-time middleweight

47:16

champion. And if what I've already done in this

47:19

game will make me happy, then what will? Exactly.

47:21

What's going to make me happy? It's like, no, I'm

47:23

happy, but I'm not content. I still have a few

47:26

things I want to try, a few moves I want

47:28

to do, a few sequences

47:30

that I just feel. And some I don't even

47:32

know about that. When I see them

47:34

on the highlights, I'd be like, ooh, that was tight. So

47:37

they're yet to come. So I look forward to creating those.

47:40

That's the artist in me. Because I

47:43

just like, again, submission, I know I'm a

47:45

trucker motherfucker. I'm definitely going to get one

47:47

of those. Yeah,

47:49

the tricky thing is like, whenever

47:52

you fight, there's going to be demand and attention.

47:55

There are certain people that their

47:57

career ends not

47:59

because of that. they want to tend. You

48:01

got to break up with fighting before fighting breakups with

48:03

you. And sometimes it breaks up with them

48:06

and that's got to be, think about how brutal that

48:08

is because you're like I still need this. I've seen

48:10

it. I've seen it

48:12

even in my own gym where some people I'm

48:14

just like, bro he should

48:16

stop because he's older and this and then

48:18

you see the fight tree that's like, mmm

48:21

but you can't say anything. Yeah, what is

48:23

the conversation like? That's the coaches so they

48:25

have to have that conversation. And will they

48:27

do it? Oh yeah, you, definitely.

48:30

And how does that go? Like will Eugene like

48:32

sit somebody down and say? I haven't seen it.

48:34

Hasn't happened to me. Yeah, of course not. But

48:36

I think probably most coaches who care about you

48:39

will let you know like, bro I think it's

48:42

time. Like you just, and they'll see it and let

48:44

you know and if you don't want to listen you

48:46

still stubborn then they'll support you

48:48

because you're gonna do it anyway. Yeah. If you're

48:50

gonna do it anyway then they're like okay cool.

48:52

But aren't the coaches incentivized or having the fighters

48:54

fight as long as possible? So then they continue

48:56

getting. That's the coaches if they don't care about

48:58

their fighters. Like these gyms who have fighters that

49:00

just like cattle. It's just a mill. It's a

49:03

factory. Exactly. All managers who have fucking

49:05

300 fighters on their roster it's just you know they

49:07

can't care about all of them. Some of them it's

49:09

just they're getting 10%, 20% here. It

49:11

all adds up and they end up being rich so it's

49:14

about caring about someone and caring about their

49:16

well-being. So yeah you don't want

49:18

to put someone in there you just on the world

49:20

state and that's it. Because then the

49:23

stock of your gym, the stock of your

49:25

fighters goes down. Yeah. Yeah you want to keep it

49:28

up. So I know you're just not

49:30

that kind of guy like he'll, me and him,

49:32

even before that I think I'll know before

49:34

him and probably even at the same time we'll know.

49:36

We'll just know and then it'd be like yeah

49:39

I'll know when it's time. When

49:41

do you want to break up

49:43

with fighting, sorry. I'll break up

49:45

with fighting you know when it

49:48

would even like it's not even it's not

49:50

you can't say we're fighting it's it's not you

49:52

it's me. It is me because fighting is always

49:54

gonna be there but it's me. Like it's five

49:57

the time we'll catch up with

49:59

all of us at some point. Like I said, now I

50:01

have to have breakfast because I realize, OK, that actually helps

50:03

you fuel you before your first training rather than

50:05

just rolling out of bed. And then, cool, let's get to the

50:07

gym. Do the damn

50:09

thing. But yeah, when

50:11

will I? I don't know. But

50:13

I know I said at 20 something, I

50:16

say when I'm 34, I'm done with this game. 35

50:19

now. But I know I still

50:21

I said I'm over the halfway point. Then

50:24

I'm definitely a few years

50:26

away, maybe three years away. But who knows? I

50:28

know I don't want to be fighting at 40. Would you do

50:30

an exhibition? Go to the head, have

50:33

some fun, make some money. Maybe some wrestling,

50:35

maybe. But like after UFC, that's the what

50:37

the fuck else? Like, bro, all this shit

50:39

like go box or go do this. I'm

50:41

like, no, I've been on the top. The

50:43

baddest of the baddest with the baddest of

50:46

the baddest. Like what else compares? Like the

50:48

UFC, you know, they get a lot of

50:50

flack, but still, it's

50:52

the highest combat

50:55

sports league in the game right now. So

50:57

what else compares to that for me? And that was my

50:59

dream to be in the UFC and then be a champion.

51:02

And then so I'm going to go

51:04

box some YouTuber for. I

51:06

mean, fuck, 20 million. But

51:11

I'm saying, look, I'll pray on it. Inshallah,

51:16

I'll pray on it. But we'll see. We'll see. But

51:18

like, I just don't think anything because

51:21

of my my code and

51:23

my morals as well. And like,

51:25

again, I'm not desperate for it.

51:27

So yeah, I'm not desperate for that

51:29

kind of money because, again, shots of my

51:31

pops. He's looked after the family, the family

51:33

seats. So, yeah, I think there's other ways

51:35

to make money. Voice over acting, fucking video.

51:38

The video game world is crazy. Yeah, so

51:40

much more money than Hollywood. You

51:42

know, because people are actually playing video games. Yeah.

51:44

All the people are watching movies that they used

51:46

to. Yeah. Yeah. Like so many new guys. I

51:48

got to go home and this Wukong I'm playing

51:50

and then fucking Warhammer. I'm playing as well right

51:52

now. I don't know if you guys you guys

51:55

on game. No, no nerds. Yeah. Well, yeah, for

51:57

me, those games right now keep me busy

51:59

and I can. I see myself doing motion capture for

52:01

those kind of shit. That'd be sick. Yeah, I'm great

52:03

at motion, I've never done motion capture, but I know

52:05

for a fact, I'd be

52:07

really good at creating certain

52:10

things with motion capture and the possibilities are

52:12

endless. Because I could be whatever. You

52:15

know what I mean? So yeah, that I'd love to get

52:17

into. I think that a lot

52:19

of people like outside of

52:22

fighting can't fathom that anybody

52:24

does it for another reason

52:26

besides money. And

52:29

like the more that you talk

52:31

about it, the less I feel you've ever

52:33

done it for money. Yeah, money is free

52:36

for years. Exactly, so it's like, so the

52:38

idea, like the desire to keep

52:40

fighting is to scratch the itch that is still

52:43

there. Whereas everybody else goes, yeah, he's so fucking

52:45

rich and he's got everything and he's got his

52:47

health, he's got like, why would you even wanna

52:49

do it? And then you're like, well, the same

52:52

reason I did it for free. Because

52:54

it is the thing in life that excites me

52:56

the most and motivates me the most. It's the

52:58

reason I get up in the fucking morning. It's

53:00

like, I imagine when you have a fight sign

53:02

like the three months before, it's like every single

53:04

day has purpose. Every single day

53:06

is meaningful. And yeah,

53:09

I think that's the perspective. You gotta look at

53:11

it. This camp was my best camp

53:13

in the sense that I

53:15

did everything. Because again, for

53:18

the time, you realize the way your body

53:20

operates. So I did the

53:22

massages every week. What'd

53:25

you call it? Ice baths every day. The

53:28

breakfast and nutrition was on. The

53:30

strength and conditioning. And there was not one day

53:32

this camp, because again, other camps, some days I

53:35

wake up, I'm like, fuck my body. And it's

53:37

like, but this last camp, there's not one day

53:39

where I woke up and I was just like,

53:42

this is fucking a drag. And

53:45

it's because I did all the things, all the little things. See

53:48

me at night with the fucking hyper ice boots

53:50

on. You know the ones that inflate? I think

53:52

ballers use it as well. So I was on

53:54

that. And- Doug

53:56

W uses it too. Yeah, he's a baller. But

54:00

yeah, so for me, I'm always trying

54:02

to find ways to, well, how can I make

54:04

this better? How can I make the next camp

54:06

better? How can I make myself better? And again,

54:08

where we've done the testing now, I know where we're

54:11

at. I look forward to the next one. And

54:13

whenever that is, nah. I

54:16

don't know, but best believe you'll

54:19

see the best version of me again. All

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right guys, let's take a break for a second

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56:13

right guys, we have to take a break for a second to

56:16

share with you the power of

56:18

positive thinking, okay? On

56:21

a podcast a few episodes ago, while

56:23

Bitcoin started to soar and

56:25

crypto looked like it was out of the gutter, we said,

56:27

you know what? We want some money. We

56:30

want to get some money. We shouted

56:32

out an exchange, an OG exchange.

56:35

Exchange has been around what, 13 years? That's

56:38

important. No FTX drama over

56:40

here. Okay? Hopefully.

56:43

Hopefully, we all hope. But if you're still

56:45

around even after the bad times, you might

56:47

be legit. We hope you're legit. Check

56:49

better clear. Point that I'm trying to

56:51

make right here now is we shouted them

56:54

out and all of a sudden

56:56

they're like, let's do some business. Now,

56:59

is this terrifying? Absolutely.

57:02

Okay. I just want to point

57:04

out right now. I just want to say this right now,

57:06

Coffeezilla. We're

57:09

doing our best. Coffeezilla

57:12

is all above

57:14

C level or whatever that term is. That's

57:17

boring. Hey listen, Coffeezilla, you let

57:20

us know if we're doing something

57:22

wrong, put on them suspenders,

57:24

do whatever you need. But we are, what

57:26

is it, above board? They're above board. We're

57:29

above board. Yes. Okay. I

57:31

love everything Coffeezilla. We love

57:33

Coffeezilla. We're Godzilla. Love Asians.

57:35

Oh, zealous. Everything. But especially

57:37

Coffeezilla. Okay. Kraken

57:40

is the exchange that

57:43

we're working with. Okay. Coffee,

57:45

you hit me up. There's anything

57:47

that you see. Okay.

57:51

All right. But Kraken is the one that

57:53

we shouted out and Kraken was like, yo,

57:55

let's do some business. Yeah, they're all flush.

57:57

Cause Bitcoin is at like 93 grand right

57:59

now. So they're... Okay? They

58:01

don't want to talk to the boys. Okay? Do

58:05

a little business. We're down to do business.

58:07

Coffee's a little... Hopefully this is okay. Listen,

58:09

hopefully it's not bank fraud. Hopefully it's not

58:11

bank fraud, okay? I think it seems pretty

58:14

legit. It seems pretty legit. They've been around

58:16

here for 13 years. This is not the same bank for free. Just

58:18

know that, shouldn't they? No, none. Okay?

58:21

What I'm trying to say is, crackin'. God,

58:24

this is scary. Crackin' is where it's at. We're going

58:26

to jail, bro. Listen, we're probably going to jail. We're

58:28

going to jail. We're going to jail.

58:30

We're going to jail. We're going to jail. We're going

58:33

to jail. Anyway, not only is crackin' where it's at,

58:35

okay? That's what you told me in Sweden, too. Yeah,

58:37

yeah, yeah. You shouldn't have violated the law. You shouldn't

58:39

have violated the law. The point that I'm trying to

58:42

make is, crackin' put 10 grand into each one of

58:44

our accounts, and we got to buy our own crypto

58:47

with it, which we are not

58:49

endorsing in any way,

58:51

shape, or form. This is not

58:53

an endorsement. Matter of fact, if

58:55

I was you, I wouldn't buy anything I bought.

58:57

I'm already down, to be honest with you. It

58:59

got lost in my account. I looked at it.

59:01

It was less than what he said was going

59:03

to get us. You hear that, Coffeezilla? Do you

59:05

hear what we're saying right now? We're being defrauded.

59:07

We? Your boy is up. I

59:10

was just like, you know your boy is up. He might

59:12

be inside of training coffee. Go look at him. Go look

59:14

at him. Look at him up.

59:16

My point is ... My name is Akash

59:18

Singh. No. My point is,

59:22

we have all been given that 10 grand. Listen, and

59:24

after how long are we going to do until we?

59:28

After end of the summer. The

59:30

winner gets a full

59:32

investigative piece by Coffeezilla.

59:35

So we are actively trying to lose money

59:37

over here. Listen,

59:40

crack them on the give us out there. Money to lose,

59:42

we going to lose it. Let it be. Okay?

59:45

But the winner gets investigated by Coffeezilla full.

59:48

And again, Coffee, if you sense any foul

59:50

play, we're too stupid to know if we

59:52

play foul. All you got to

59:54

do is hit us up. Word. All you got to do is hit us

59:56

up. You don't even need to hit us up. Just put a video about

59:58

it. You put one suspender over your head. We'll

1:00:02

delete the whole podcast. Okay? We

1:00:04

delete the whole podcast. If one suspender

1:00:06

goes over his shoulder, that strikes enough fear in

1:00:08

our souls that we delete the

1:00:10

whole podcast. Yes. But

1:00:13

Kraken, Kraken is where we're gonna be

1:00:16

doing our crypto. Okay? So let's hope

1:00:18

Bitcoin keeps rising. Let's hope that every annoying crypto dude

1:00:20

out there thinks

1:00:23

they're a genius now that crypto's up. I

1:00:26

liked it when they had a little humility in their system. Oh, I'm

1:00:28

a genius now. The arrogance?

1:00:31

You ain't know? The arrogance? The

1:00:33

arrogance, the arrogance. The comes with...

1:00:35

I became a genius. Some of

1:00:38

my picks, bruh. Go

1:00:41

get them suspenders. Yo, coffee, get them. He bought

1:00:43

the crypto and a cyber truck. My second trunk

1:00:45

got a license. Get them coffee. This

1:00:47

guy's MAGA. Get them coffee. Get a

1:00:49

stitch and move them. Get a MAGA.

1:00:51

Coffee. Sorry. Anyway, Kraken,

1:00:54

listen, I just wanna let you guys know once

1:00:56

again, this is not investment advice. Matter

1:00:59

of fact, it's the opposite. We're

1:01:01

gonna lose our money. Yes, if you wanna lose

1:01:03

money. Then you pay attention to us. Okay?

1:01:06

Crypto trading involves risk of

1:01:09

loss and is offered to

1:01:11

US customers excluding Washington,

1:01:13

New York and Maine. I'm pretty sure that's what those

1:01:16

are. Oh, you know that. Killed that shit, right? Through

1:01:19

Payword Interactive Inc. You heard that disclosure

1:01:21

I just gave right there? That's

1:01:24

really important. Anyway,

1:01:27

if you go right now

1:01:29

to kraken.com/flagrant, or you just

1:01:31

scanned the QR code on the screen and that QR

1:01:33

code better be legit, start

1:01:36

your crypto journey today with

1:01:38

Kraken. It's been around for 13 years and had

1:01:41

no struggles. So

1:01:43

you can trust it. Yeah, you can trust it.

1:01:45

Okay, it's all about trust. It's all about trust.

1:01:47

Yes. And doing everything above board. Yes,

1:01:49

I love being above board. And staying above C level

1:01:52

also. Those things are important. Yes. And

1:01:55

if for whatever reason we were investigated, I'm

1:01:57

so sorry. We can just go back to

1:01:59

this. Time right here. We said we're

1:02:01

horrible. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, but I love that these

1:02:03

crypto companies are making money so they can give

1:02:06

us money Yeah, that's great. Mm-hmm. Are we allowed

1:02:08

to say what we invested in there?

1:02:10

Is that where it gets illegal? US

1:02:13

Treasury you really trying to fuck? No, I'm

1:02:15

like that right there. Yeah. Yeah, I put

1:02:17

in fear. I don't even know we could

1:02:19

do that We

1:02:23

that is But

1:02:26

I think that's gonna keep me out of the investigation

1:02:28

dad. Yeah, that is good. See I'm on your team

1:02:31

All right, just let me know. I'm not worried about

1:02:33

the SEC. There's no game Wait

1:02:36

a minute, that's the only camera in this one See is

1:02:39

how it starts. This is how it starts. We're on tough

1:02:41

times We

1:02:50

are bleeding money bro, this is how it

1:02:52

starts money to be an HC You

1:02:56

plead poverty you plead poverty and

1:02:58

then coffee. Does some investigative research and turns

1:03:00

out you're actually a trillion Gang

1:03:04

is over Yeah

1:03:19

Try to get cute I told you guys I was

1:03:21

like listen, I think we should just stay away from

1:03:23

crypto shit You guys were like, but there's so much

1:03:26

money Somehow

1:03:37

still accurate One

1:03:39

more time Making

1:03:52

I want some money. Oh my lord. Listen, shout out a

1:03:54

food truck. Shout out What

1:04:00

I'm talking about is what I'm trying to say. Legally,

1:04:02

you could legally take your own risk and invest

1:04:05

your money in there to do your crypto stuff,

1:04:07

which is obviously a risk and you could do

1:04:09

illegally. Anything

1:04:12

you guys want to say else? Not

1:04:15

guilty. That's what I'm saying. I

1:04:18

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and Android devices. Well, the Strickland DDP

1:05:43

is interesting because you probably want to

1:05:45

rematch it. Do you care about the

1:05:47

Strickland fighting? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1:05:49

Come on, man. Come on. Come on, man. I

1:05:52

know me, and I know where I was during that

1:05:54

fight week and all that. And that was his time.

1:05:57

It was his week. That's the only fight of yours

1:05:59

I haven't watched live. Ah really, you just like. Since

1:06:01

we've known each other. Damn. So that's

1:06:03

my fault. Oh, sorry. That's my bad, bro. I

1:06:05

forgive you. You were on stage? I don't think

1:06:07

so. But I remember that. You came

1:06:10

upstairs. It felt weird. It's the only fight. Yeah,

1:06:12

but it felt weird for me. And then like in

1:06:14

the fight itself, like when he dropped me, I remember

1:06:16

getting up and I'm like, oh, this nigga's hitting

1:06:18

me. Oh shit, he's hitting me. And I looked at

1:06:20

Mark Garter and there's a picture of him. I'm like,

1:06:22

I'm good. And he's still, he's probably

1:06:25

like 18 punches deep. Wasn't really hitting me, but it

1:06:28

was like hitting the guard. I'm just like, cool. And

1:06:30

I start fighting back. But the

1:06:32

whole fight just felt like a weird dream. Out of

1:06:34

bodies. You know the dreams? Yeah, like when you're trying

1:06:36

to like really, and in a dream trying to hit

1:06:38

the monster, you're like, what the fuck? Noodle arms. It

1:06:41

felt weird. And again, it was just his week. He

1:06:43

has pressure, his game. He

1:06:46

does apply good pressure and like consistent

1:06:48

pressure while closing distance. Wait till I

1:06:51

fight him again. Like with DDP, I

1:06:54

walked him back a few times. Because

1:06:57

I was. I feel like he was just, he was

1:06:59

effective when he was doing that bum rush thing. It's

1:07:01

such a weird. What are you thinking as a fighter?

1:07:04

Literally your entire life at your coaches are going,

1:07:06

whatever you do, don't run straight and just throw

1:07:08

big looped punches. Put your head down. Not even

1:07:10

looking. But why is it effective you think? I

1:07:12

think just him as a fighter, the style, the

1:07:15

cadence, even his question mark kick, it's so slow.

1:07:17

It's peculiar though, right? By the time you block

1:07:19

it and come back, now he didn't hit me

1:07:21

with it. He had strickling with it. But I've

1:07:23

seen him when he did it, he'd question mark

1:07:25

and catch him. But it's so slow. By

1:07:28

the time you block and calm down, then it hits you. It's

1:07:31

weird. It's weird. It's like off

1:07:33

speed. Off speed, yeah. He's off speed. I

1:07:35

remember when Manny Pacquiao fought Manuel Marquez. One

1:07:37

Manuel Marquez. His trainer after the third fight

1:07:39

or something was like now that Manny is

1:07:41

a more orthodox fighter and more traditional, I

1:07:43

think we're gonna have an easier time with

1:07:46

him. Because before we never knew what was

1:07:48

coming, where it was coming from. It was

1:07:50

so unorthodox, you couldn't figure it out. That's

1:07:52

what I'm saying. The freedom, the freedom to

1:07:54

try whatever. But I

1:07:56

don't think that's him. I think he's just awkward. That's

1:07:58

his style. And also, he will. And durability is way

1:08:01

up. Yeah, yeah. That was the thing. When he's tired,

1:08:03

he'll still go, because it was a bit in

1:08:05

the fourth round. I was lighting him up,

1:08:07

and he shot, and I sprawled back

1:08:10

of his head. My nuts hit him, fall into the

1:08:12

ground, and I thought I rocked him, maybe. But

1:08:14

then I get up, and I'm there, and then

1:08:16

what's his name? The ref's like, get up. He

1:08:19

didn't get up, gets on his knees, and the ref's like, get up. And

1:08:21

he finally gets up, and I attack him. And he didn't even care

1:08:24

about what he, they just, he just wanted to throw. So he threw,

1:08:26

and you have to address it, because it's

1:08:29

something coming at you, but he just throws, just to stop being

1:08:31

your tracks. So he's not

1:08:34

trying to hit you. He's not doing a aiming fire. He's

1:08:36

throwing and hoping. So it just stops

1:08:38

being your tracks, it stops your momentum, and then

1:08:40

you have to go again, but as well. He's

1:08:42

a stubborn dude, stubborn dude, but you just have

1:08:44

to out will him. And again, I can't wait

1:08:46

till our fight. Guys like Strickland or whoever, because

1:08:49

now, Pereira, the second fight, I remember thinking, I

1:08:51

told Eugene, I'm gonna stress you out this

1:08:53

fight, you know that, right? And he's like, what?

1:08:55

I'm like, I'm gonna strict, because I know in the corner,

1:08:57

he's gonna be like, oh fuck, that was close. And in

1:08:59

Miami, that was, oh, oh. Because I'm like, nah, I'm gonna

1:09:01

be right there. And I was pushing him back. When

1:09:04

he pushes me back, and I'm like, nah, it's a, I

1:09:06

know how to do it to people. So when

1:09:08

you go, when you went for Pereira too.

1:09:13

I was like, yeah, let's go. Like I told you, I'm

1:09:15

gonna stress you out, because I'm gonna be right there. Because

1:09:17

you had a lot of confidence going into one, I feel

1:09:19

like, and I feel like you were. I was beating him.

1:09:21

Yeah, I mean, 10 seconds, round one is 10 seconds longer.

1:09:23

It's a first round. Five, three seconds longer. Yeah, yeah. That's

1:09:25

what I needed. But again, that's

1:09:27

the life of it, eh? And then it got to the

1:09:29

point where eventually, I

1:09:32

lose to him, and I say, all right, let's do it again.

1:09:34

Then straight away, boom. And then in the

1:09:36

part two fight, I'm just like, I'm coming at you. And

1:09:38

even when I walk, watch the walk out now. Wait,

1:09:41

wait, wait, hold on, hold on, stop, stop, stop. You decided

1:09:43

to come at him. Is that strategy because you

1:09:45

think he thinks that you're gonna be, got it.

1:09:48

Okay. So they think, oh, he's just gonna

1:09:50

move back, and leg kicks, and paw, paw, paw. I'm like, nah,

1:09:52

watch this. I told you, I'm gonna stress you the fuck out.

1:09:55

This is like two weeks before the fight, or three weeks before the fight,

1:09:57

two weeks before I hurt my knee. And then,

1:09:59

yeah. So even going into that

1:10:01

fight fucked on me. I was just like, I'm

1:10:03

gonna attack him and go forward. So first round,

1:10:05

he, so first round, the first thing that he

1:10:07

realizes, oh shit, he's not afraid. So

1:10:09

now his mental in

1:10:11

that fight is gonna be completely flipped. They

1:10:14

expected me to move back. And just kind

1:10:16

of, oh, counter punch, ah. So for

1:10:19

me, I'm just like, nah, I'm gonna attack him. Cause sometimes people forget

1:10:21

I can do that. Until you show them,

1:10:23

they're like, oh shit, he can. So you put pressure on.

1:10:26

I can, and then eventually, he's got

1:10:28

me. Pereira, like certain people just

1:10:31

used to taking leg kicks. How does that affect? That's

1:10:34

when I'm able to push Pereira backwards as I go

1:10:36

southpaw. Cause I can just check the leg

1:10:38

kick. From this stance, I can just turn the knee in.

1:10:40

And then I was pushing him backwards southpaw. So I'm like,

1:10:42

okay. Wait, is he traditional? He's an Orthodox.

1:10:44

So he's, he likes Orthodox. He can fight both

1:10:46

ways, but not as good as. He prefers other,

1:10:49

and then when he throws that quick little leg

1:10:51

kick. It's Orthodox. And if

1:10:53

you're Orthodox, Orthodox, that's when, so whenever for me. So

1:10:56

you have to throw it to the inside of your calf. That's

1:10:58

easier to check. And then you just leaning into it. Yeah, just

1:11:00

turn the knee in. So for me, when he hurt my leg,

1:11:02

and then I went southpawing, and this is by the K, I

1:11:04

was like, you know what? I'm gonna bring

1:11:06

him in. I just went and give him. So

1:11:09

I went, you see me, I switched back to Orthodox. I was like, he's gonna take the

1:11:11

leg. Does seeing the tear

1:11:13

that Alex is on right now, does that make

1:11:15

the victory feel? I hope he never stops. Because

1:11:18

it just makes your victory feel so much sweeter,

1:11:20

right? David, what'd you say the other day, no

1:11:22

one's ever gone past two rounds, a

1:11:24

round and a half with him. And I never thought about that till

1:11:26

he said it. And

1:11:29

I was like, oh yeah, only Jan, I think, was the only one

1:11:31

maybe. I was just wrestling. Yeah, if

1:11:33

you were standing on the feet, yeah. Again, to

1:11:36

stand on the feet with him. And even he said,

1:11:38

you told me last night. Yeah, I saw it on Instagram.

1:11:40

Hopefully this was a real quote. But he

1:11:42

was talking about, they were asking about another guy that I

1:11:44

guess was in kickboxing with you guys. I don't know if

1:11:47

you had fought him. I haven't seen it yet. I think

1:11:49

Alex had fought him. And they basically asked

1:11:51

him, do you think he'll be successful at UFC? And

1:11:53

he's like, he's not Izzy, he's not me. Like he

1:11:55

can't do it. And

1:11:57

again, I don't know your guys' relationship. And even if

1:11:59

that's a real quote, because it's on fucking Instagram. But

1:12:01

if it is, I think it's a

1:12:03

pretty cool admission of respect. Well,

1:12:05

no, we know. Like me and him know every time to

1:12:08

fight each other, it's not an easy fight. And

1:12:10

now we've had that rivalry. And

1:12:13

again, I've said this summer, people are like, oh, you're scared,

1:12:15

you're scared. I'm like, then why did I fight him straight

1:12:17

away after he knocked me out in the biggest fucking arena

1:12:19

in the world? But it's not that, it's just for me,

1:12:22

the story itself, the

1:12:24

whole story. Like even, what did Dana say? You could

1:12:26

do it 30 for 30 or not. I mean, it's

1:12:28

crazy. And you should. You should. Honestly, like a 30

1:12:30

for 30 ESPN special on

1:12:33

our fucking story from

1:12:36

kickboxing and then him chasing

1:12:38

me and then this. And we should even do an

1:12:40

interview afterwards and just fucking. Just the two of you.

1:12:43

Yeah. Sit down and I mean, just

1:12:45

trauma. Yeah. You know, and then

1:12:47

I'll say whatever I say and then trauma and

1:12:49

then I'll bro it out. It seems

1:12:51

like he has a lot of love for you, which I

1:12:53

like. Yeah, yeah. It's. Or respect.

1:12:56

Respect. There's

1:12:58

something about it. Like if you knock someone out, even me,

1:13:01

like I let it go when he knocked me out. I

1:13:03

never chased him. I'm always fine. Like look,

1:13:05

if the Sean fight never happens again, I'm fine. If you've

1:13:07

never been in that situation, you never understand how to let

1:13:09

go. You have to be willing to let

1:13:11

go. You can't keep chasing these things. So for me, I

1:13:13

don't chase them. They always come

1:13:15

back around. And that's how I know these

1:13:18

moments come back around. But yeah, we've

1:13:20

had that. If I fight them again and I knock

1:13:22

them out, then oh no, it's three, two now. Best

1:13:24

out of seven. Who am I fighting

1:13:26

for? I only have how much more

1:13:28

left in the game. I'm not gonna

1:13:31

try and just entertain people. There's more

1:13:33

fights I'd rather do. Couple more rematches

1:13:35

I'd rather do. Yeah. So

1:13:37

yeah, I don't wanna keep chasing the

1:13:39

same fucking, or beating a dead

1:13:41

horse or whatever. Yeah. Now you

1:13:43

said that you believe he actually does use spells. Look,

1:13:46

we all have something. We

1:13:48

all have something to do. Now we're talking. A little. Now

1:13:50

we're talking. Like I said, before I fought him in Miami,

1:13:52

there was nights I'll just be, just

1:13:54

in the house shadow boxing, pacing up and down, micro

1:13:57

dosed up a little bit or macro dosed. Or.

1:14:00

but I'll be in the shower that I've said that shower

1:14:02

is the greatest place to create it. Shower shrooms. Yes. That's

1:14:05

what you're saying. Trademark. Yeah. Shower

1:14:07

shrooms and just like, there was one

1:14:09

night, Chance is in best

1:14:11

secret and then I just go in

1:14:14

this room like tower on like Chance,

1:14:16

Chance. He's like, huh? What?

1:14:19

Oh shit, I'm like, I'm on. He's like, oh,

1:14:21

oh, okay. Like he knew straight away what

1:14:23

I meant. Cause sometimes if he comes home

1:14:25

and he hears the same track on the

1:14:27

loop and I'm in the

1:14:29

shower, he just knows, ah,

1:14:31

he's in there in that void. He's creating.

1:14:33

So again, I don't know if anyone else

1:14:35

does this, but I just employ people to

1:14:37

like this techniques. But yeah, that's my way

1:14:40

of like, now he has

1:14:42

his ancestors, you know, he has his

1:14:44

people from his tribe. And even

1:14:47

when I felt robbed the first time in

1:14:49

Melbourne, I felt something with him.

1:14:51

I've never really spoken on this, but like everyone

1:14:53

has something. I have my parents fasting and praying.

1:14:56

I have my uncle who was a pastor, prayer

1:14:59

warriors back in Nigeria praying for me. So

1:15:01

yeah, but also we all tap into, cause we're

1:15:03

indigenous people. We know how to tap into the

1:15:05

spirituality of things. So he definitely

1:15:08

has an energy behind him

1:15:10

that just props him

1:15:12

up, gets him going. And it's hard to explain

1:15:14

unless you've been in there with someone. And

1:15:17

if like, if you have, you'll know it's in the

1:15:19

eyes, it's in the energy, it's the spirit. So you

1:15:22

can clown me and say, oh, it's fucking woo

1:15:24

woo, whatever, but again, in the Western world, no

1:15:27

one really fucks with that. It's all about science

1:15:29

and energies and crystals and all that. But you

1:15:31

felt it with Rob? Cause Rob's what, Maori? Maori,

1:15:33

yeah. There was something different. And also I maybe

1:15:35

might think with the death note, I don't know,

1:15:38

but yeah. Also he's the grim reaper apparently. So,

1:15:40

but I felt it with Rob, it was something. Well,

1:15:43

you know, this is things I don't like

1:15:45

to, cause I grew up

1:15:47

in Nigeria, I've seen people get possessed. Yeah.

1:15:50

I've seen David, remember at the house in

1:15:53

Shangisha, when that lady, do you remember?

1:15:58

Oh yeah, now you remember. But then this.

1:16:00

Yeah, I've seen some shit. We've seen what

1:16:02

happened. Now, can I just talk? Hey, let's

1:16:04

talk it. Go. OK, now.

1:16:06

Just, OK. So now, now, now. Just, just,

1:16:08

OK. Mark's locked in over there. OK, so

1:16:10

just try to wait. Short story. Short story.

1:16:13

Short story. Short story. He's witnessed divine creation.

1:16:15

Our other brother, Sam, he lived in Nigeria

1:16:17

longer than us. And then he came to join us

1:16:20

in New Zealand. And he came with

1:16:22

so many stories. Like, one time

1:16:24

after school, one of

1:16:26

the students picked up a rubber band and turned

1:16:28

into a yam. And then everyone

1:16:30

said, oh, they'll turn into a yam. And they cut the

1:16:32

yam open. And then there was blood. And

1:16:34

I was like, you're a cap. And you're lying. You're lying.

1:16:36

And then I went to our dad. And he was

1:16:39

like, is this true? And he's like,

1:16:41

like, these things happen. Like, like,

1:16:43

no cap. And he's not a bullshit. He's not like

1:16:46

a, you know what I mean? He doesn't

1:16:48

need a fucklout. Yeah. I've seen some stuff in boarding school.

1:16:50

It's a great voice. I've seen some voice over there. You

1:16:52

went to hear his laugh. When he laughs and he's fucking

1:16:54

rolling, he's hilarious. It's a little discouraging. We haven't heard that

1:16:57

in an hour and a half. I'm

1:17:00

working over here. That

1:17:02

is true. It's true. I've seen some stuff. And the one

1:17:05

I was talking about in the house, after school, we should

1:17:07

just hear random noises from the

1:17:09

house above us constantly just, blah,

1:17:11

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She's speaking

1:17:13

in tongues. And then one night, I remember like

1:17:16

maybe around 2 or 3 AM, the

1:17:19

whole house, there was a commotion. And then they took her to

1:17:21

a church or something to go pray. And then I tried to

1:17:23

see it. And my parents were like, just go in your room,

1:17:25

go in your room. And lock the door. And

1:17:27

then I tried to ask the housemates the

1:17:29

next day what happened. But everyone just

1:17:32

kept, ah, whatever, whatever. But I found out later on, it

1:17:34

was she passed

1:17:36

the thing on. It was a housemate from upstairs.

1:17:38

She passed it to the mom. And

1:17:40

the mom passed it to the kids. And then the

1:17:43

dad was the only one who didn't get touched by

1:17:45

it. But then they had to do this whole exorcist

1:17:47

shit. This sounds crazy, like some fucking movie shit. Actually,

1:17:49

it happens. Again,

1:17:52

boarding school, I've seen it as well. It's

1:17:54

real. I don't want to go too much into it because then I just

1:17:56

sound like a fucking crazy person. But yeah,

1:17:58

I already do. But still. We're dumb, we're experienced.

1:18:01

What happened in boarding school? What happened in boarding

1:18:03

school? Allegedly. Okay boarding school, we're

1:18:05

playing tag and then this kid whenever he got tagged

1:18:07

he just kinda switched. And they catch on and start

1:18:09

trying to beat them. And well what the fuck yo,

1:18:12

relax chill. And later

1:18:14

on we couldn't find him for hours. And

1:18:16

at one point, ah. At

1:18:20

one point me and this kid who were looking for him we see in

1:18:22

the night, lightning strike, strikes

1:18:24

again and he's right there running less in slow motion. And

1:18:26

I'll never forget this cause there's moments in your life you

1:18:28

just, you just click. Let's get

1:18:30

out. And they just go. Guy running and get

1:18:32

out. Ah!

1:18:35

And then we ran and then people were like what

1:18:37

the fuck, we were like he's coming, he's coming, he's

1:18:39

coming, but yeah. So

1:18:41

did he come? Ah ha ha

1:18:43

ha. Well I don't know, fuck I didn't say to find

1:18:45

out. Okay wow. Yeah get the

1:18:47

fuck out of there, yeah. And eventually they found

1:18:49

him later on eventually and he was

1:18:51

in the bushes somewhere, this is in open state,

1:18:53

Bell's boarding school. They found him eventually in the

1:18:55

bushes somewhere and yeah I think after the

1:18:57

next day we never saw him at school for a while.

1:19:02

Yo Val's got a story, there was some knives that

1:19:04

flew off the shelf in Pakistan, remember that? Yeah, yeah,

1:19:06

yeah. Wait, what do you mean? Yeah

1:19:09

so I was at my grandma's house whose

1:19:11

house was like super haunted. It

1:19:13

was on a burial site. And

1:19:16

it was me, my cousins,

1:19:18

my aunt who's deaf and

1:19:22

all of a sudden these

1:19:25

like not state knives just

1:19:27

flew across the room and stabbed

1:19:30

my aunt's shirt through

1:19:32

the couch. Damn. And

1:19:34

we're all just like, it was my

1:19:37

aunt and us and we're just like

1:19:39

screaming, screaming for help and nobody was

1:19:41

there and so my aunt had to

1:19:43

like take the knife out and just grab all the

1:19:45

kids and run out of the house. Did it appear

1:19:47

skin or just a shirt? No just a shirt. Damn.

1:19:50

That was your uncle trying to get a dope

1:19:52

fool. Ha ha ha. Just for some more text.

1:19:55

Yeah. Go into a witch doctor if you've got

1:19:57

problems, your husband's cheating on you or

1:19:59

something. It's like part of a way

1:20:01

of life in some parts of Nigeria you go

1:20:04

the little sacrifice that'll kill chicken They'll

1:20:06

give you something they're like a good put it

1:20:08

under you under your doormat and then your husband

1:20:10

will just stop cheating Trust

1:20:14

me, bro. They should take as a fact. What is

1:20:16

it? Yeah Have you ever used

1:20:18

a witch doctor? No, we don't like to we

1:20:20

grew up in a Christian household So we stayed

1:20:22

away from that but you know who called him

1:20:25

Baba Lauer. I think it's not that big to

1:20:27

call them sangoma So everyone or different tribes in

1:20:29

Africa have different names for them But before

1:20:31

Christianity before that these guys were and it's not

1:20:34

because you know, the Western world would say this

1:20:36

is bad This is juju this is nag. But

1:20:38

then it was African

1:20:40

spirituality Before and

1:20:43

Christianity or whatever came through

1:20:45

even his life even yeah

1:20:47

Yeah, why people but still

1:20:50

we um, yeah people tap into it But I just stay

1:20:52

away from it and I do it in

1:20:54

my own way with certain things. So look When

1:20:56

you the spectrum of lights so different like when

1:20:58

even when I'm on shrooms the way I feel the way

1:21:00

I see things The way I perceive the

1:21:02

world. I know there's more there's

1:21:05

way more the way I've seen my cat rest in peace

1:21:07

in the room I used to see her at nighttime. I

1:21:09

mean, what is she chasing? I'm

1:21:12

watching TV. I'll just see her like dah dah dah dah dah and

1:21:14

just And I'm like, what

1:21:16

is she actually chasing because they can see? Far

1:21:18

more than us in the spectrum of light So

1:21:21

the egotistical of us to think like we know as

1:21:23

humans we know what the fucking Rome is like Anyway,

1:21:26

that's my tattoo see those cash. I go and sit on

1:21:28

the hospital bed when someone's dying There's me. Yeah, like they

1:21:30

can smell something and there's like have you heard this mark

1:21:32

always tries to make us like cats Shouldn't

1:21:37

like them brother going on the bed and shit they

1:21:39

might be killing the people there was one I think

1:21:41

was in England and a retirement home Don't quote me

1:21:44

on this But then whenever the cat spends time with

1:21:46

someone who never spends time with anyone and he

1:21:49

about to die And it became a thing and they put

1:21:51

on the news and whatnot. It's on YouTube somewhere Yeah, and

1:21:53

it turns out all those people were allergic to cats He's

1:22:00

on. Which is crazy, right?

1:22:02

My dad jokes now, man. Wait,

1:22:05

Violet, y'all buried? You're

1:22:07

dead? You know what I'm pre-made? No.

1:22:09

That's weird. Y'all wild white.

1:22:12

That shit. Nah, the gangies is haunted, bro. The

1:22:14

gangies is haunted as fuck. You got to be careful with that. Where

1:22:16

are the gangies? That's

1:22:18

the big river in Indoor. That's where we spread

1:22:20

ashes when someone dies. I see, I see. Yeah.

1:22:23

Oh, I've seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah,

1:22:25

they do. Pour it out for the day. Wow.

1:22:28

I'm not good with grandkids. That's all

1:22:30

I'm saying. It's fucked up with Volison.

1:22:32

There's a war. There's some racism. My

1:22:34

grandmother's ashes in there. Can

1:22:36

you imagine having to look to 9-11 and start

1:22:38

shitting on your ancestors? Around the World Trade Center.

1:22:40

I started going to your computer. Can you hear

1:22:42

her dub? That's good. Good

1:22:46

jokes. All allowed. That was good. Bro, you ever

1:22:48

heard of The Serpent and the Rainbow of this

1:22:50

book? No. This is a book,

1:22:52

this is great, by this guy Wade Davis, all right? Serpent and

1:22:54

the Rainbow. He went to Haiti, I-E-T. He's

1:22:58

a Harvard psychologist. Okay. He

1:23:00

hears a story about this guy. Let's go,

1:23:02

Mark, dude. Let's go. Professor Gagnon.

1:23:04

Someone give me a zen or a cough. Is

1:23:06

that Mark Cook? Mark, do you hear the zen?

1:23:08

Do you hear the zen? I don't. Someone

1:23:11

give me something. You know that one I took back, allegedly? Still haven't

1:23:13

tried it. It's probably expired now, but I saw Rogan even taking them.

1:23:17

I've seen other people take them. Ever

1:23:19

since you told me, if you want to feel

1:23:22

nauseous and disoriented, take a bit. So I was

1:23:24

like, I don't know about that. But I think

1:23:26

maybe I'll try like a small one. I just

1:23:28

want to feel it, because I know tobacco is

1:23:31

a nootropic, right? Yeah. Yeah.

1:23:33

Nickety's a nootropic. Nickety's a nootropic. Yeah, okay, bet. And

1:23:35

it's good to small those. You do too much, then

1:23:37

you're nervous. Yeah, nah, I'm not trying to do that.

1:23:39

Okay, tell us about your gay body. No, it's not

1:23:41

gay. It's not gay. The Serpent and the Rainbow. It

1:23:44

sounds gay, I know that. That's pregnant, never-rein. He's a

1:23:46

Harvard psychologist, right? He goes down

1:23:48

to Haiti because he hears a story

1:23:50

about this guy. Oh, gosh. I got

1:23:53

it. Cler-Clervious-Narcie. All right, Haitian dude. That

1:23:55

was a zombie for 20 years. Well,

1:23:57

yeah, of course. Everybody knows about him.

1:23:59

I'm basically

1:24:03

this guy claims that he

1:24:06

was poisoned by a witch doctor by a book.

1:24:08

I rule in Haiti gets good

1:24:11

cat. Send in a mean to do that. Cat

1:24:13

like watch out. He

1:24:16

finds out that basically

1:24:19

he gets poisoned by which doctor he has

1:24:21

buried the witch doctor exhumes his body takes

1:24:23

him to a different part of Haiti that

1:24:25

makes him work as like a slave on

1:24:27

the Torah like different drugs for like 20

1:24:29

years. Eventually he's able to escape

1:24:31

after his witch doctor guy dies and then he goes

1:24:33

back to his family and he's like, you know,

1:24:35

this is what happened to me. I wasn't

1:24:37

able to like escape. He like put a

1:24:39

spell on me or some shit. And this

1:24:41

psychologist went down there like documented it and was

1:24:44

kind of like, yeah, it's possible that some

1:24:46

of the drugs he basically gave some validity

1:24:48

to it that it's possible that he was

1:24:50

using puffer fish and this

1:24:53

specific thing that would basically put someone to a

1:24:55

coma for a short period of time. And so

1:24:57

he's basically trying to find like scientific validity to

1:24:59

this idea of like, there's this Haitian zombie, which

1:25:01

is like crazy. But they,

1:25:03

I don't know the book, I've never read it,

1:25:05

but it seems like there's some there's criticism both

1:25:07

ways. Why do we want to believe all this

1:25:09

shit? Because it's like, it's

1:25:12

like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's

1:25:14

like, it's like, why are we still

1:25:16

here? I've seen some shit. That's the

1:25:18

thing. I've seen some shit. I've seen some shit. I'm

1:25:20

not questioning if you see or not. I'm saying, why

1:25:22

do I want to believe like you start the story?

1:25:24

I want it to be true. Same. Maybe

1:25:27

that's it. Maybe

1:25:29

we want to leave the whole in your heart.

1:25:31

When you told me, Jesus Christ, I need to

1:25:34

accept Jesus. I

1:25:36

have to accept Jesus. Do you feel

1:25:38

an empty, huh? No,

1:25:41

that's why you have so

1:25:43

many God's. No,

1:25:47

there's a, but like, I even see like

1:25:49

my dog hanging around my child's, right? I'm

1:25:52

like, well, they have a protective instinct and she

1:25:54

just knows or whatever. Or maybe it's because the

1:25:56

people that give her the food are around the

1:25:58

child. You know what I

1:26:00

mean? But I want to believe this dog sees something

1:26:03

pure in this kid. Yeah. And then my

1:26:05

baby tried to like take a toy my dog was

1:26:07

playing with and I just saw my dog go, Oh,

1:26:10

no. Cut that straight away. And I was like, Oh, that ain't shit. No. These

1:26:13

dogs ain't shit at all. You reprimand them

1:26:15

straight away? Yeah. Yeah, you

1:26:17

have to. Yeah, I just reprimanded by

1:26:20

throwing the thing continuously for it. Yeah.

1:26:22

Okay. They're a warden. I

1:26:25

don't know. You're right. I have to make sure that that

1:26:27

behavior is not tied. Yeah, yeah. Letting know the baby's up

1:26:29

there. Is above them. Yeah. That's a

1:26:31

good point. Because that's how kids get. Yeah. But

1:26:33

why are we so compelled to want to believe

1:26:35

in? One more. Is it the

1:26:37

supernatural? I think there's so much we don't know.

1:26:40

Yeah. Having some explanation for some supernatural phenomenon is

1:26:42

like, okay, there are things that are beyond our

1:26:44

comprehension that are happening out there. Oh, that's interesting.

1:26:46

So it justifies

1:26:48

all the things that we can't explain. Yeah.

1:26:51

So believing in these little things can

1:26:53

justify the greater things that we don't understand.

1:26:55

Yeah. Okay. That's interesting. The inability to explain

1:26:57

things is anxiety inducing. Yes. It's like, oh,

1:26:59

I say something that can jinx something.

1:27:01

But if I knock on wood, I have

1:27:04

some control over my future

1:27:06

destiny. I see. Yeah. Like those types of superstitions. I

1:27:08

love knocking on wood. And I'm surprised you actually have

1:27:10

seen it and you haven't looked into it more. Nah,

1:27:13

I don't want to. I've never f***ed with a Ouija

1:27:15

board, nothing like that. Because I just know as

1:27:18

Nigerians, this is why on these movies, there's always white

1:27:20

kids. Because they're, oh, yeah, let's go talk to the

1:27:22

f***ing children. You don't

1:27:24

see no black kids f*** with that. Because I know

1:27:26

it's real. And then it can

1:27:29

enter you. You know it can become a thing.

1:27:31

So I'm just like, nah, I'm good. So

1:27:33

yeah. Well, you need

1:27:36

to holler at some of the witch doctors for

1:27:38

your opponents in the future. Yeah. Throw some s***

1:27:40

in the locker room. Nah, I'd write to myself.

1:27:42

I'd write to myself after day. Skills, skills. You

1:27:44

gotta get the edge off. I know. Sometimes, yeah.

1:27:46

So that's, bro, even in Nigeria, they do it

1:27:48

with football. They put something at someone's goal post.

1:27:50

It's just trying to like- Do you remember this

1:27:52

in the World Cup? Nah. There

1:27:54

was a whole thing in the World Cup. This was like 2012. Like, Nigeria

1:27:56

was winning games. They got a call. And

1:27:58

there was a- that was on

1:28:01

the goal post or something. Like we got spun

1:28:03

a goal throw. There's always something in that shit.

1:28:05

They will try. No, but nothing's free, bro. Nothing's

1:28:07

free. You can't ask for dark

1:28:09

favors without taking on a debt. Oh, if

1:28:11

they do, come on. You can't ask for

1:28:13

dark favors without taking on a debt. Nothing's

1:28:15

for free. I like that. I know.

1:28:18

I know. I know. I

1:28:20

saw you guys. I saw you guys. I saw you guys. What

1:28:23

movie you got that from? Nah, everything

1:28:25

needs a sacrifice. Everything needs the one

1:28:28

sacrifice. How convenient, huh? How

1:28:30

convenient. Because he died for the same. Yeah, but

1:28:32

shout out Jesus, bro. I don't think Jesus gets

1:28:35

enough credit. Don't

1:28:38

you think he doesn't? None in the

1:28:40

moment, but again, I

1:28:42

claim back the word God. One day?

1:28:45

No, no, I keep saying it now because at

1:28:47

first I felt so triggering. And I'd be like the

1:28:49

universe. But I might not. But God is the one,

1:28:51

no matter what that force is. It's what we all

1:28:54

tap into. Call the universe. This is just a euphemism

1:28:56

for God. Yeah, like even though my boy, Shai Ike,

1:28:59

when we were in Abu Dhabi

1:29:01

recently, I went to the mosque

1:29:03

with him and put the whole thing on. And then I

1:29:05

went to pray at the mosque with him. And he was

1:29:07

really touched. He was like, man, none of

1:29:09

my friends have ever come to the mosque to pray with

1:29:11

me. But I was like, of course I'm gonna tap in.

1:29:13

It's a praise. And I just went there, followed what he

1:29:16

was doing, but I was just meditating. I didn't really know

1:29:18

the Quran or speak the Arabic

1:29:20

or whatever, but it's just my way of tapping in with

1:29:22

cultures no matter what. You still feel the same energy. We're

1:29:24

all still trying to connect to the same oneness. If I

1:29:26

ever go to a Hindi temple, I do the same thing.

1:29:29

We did that. Remember we hit the

1:29:31

track? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Singapore, yeah.

1:29:33

Where? In Singapore, the Hindi

1:29:35

temple. It's a track. You just run circles.

1:29:38

You walk mad laps. Oh, you just get

1:29:40

you dizzy. And then you walk out of

1:29:42

there like, oh, that was spiritual. I was

1:29:44

like, the Indian 500. This is

1:29:46

a little dizzy. Yeah. Yeah. It's

1:29:49

a little dizzy. Mark is bad. Mark

1:29:52

and I take two weeks off the park every

1:29:54

single week. And have a day. Dat-do-scalor.

1:30:00

No, no, we went and we did it and it was

1:30:02

cool. They were moving, they were moving. Yeah, I

1:30:04

love the mustard too. But do you always, is that

1:30:06

part of the culture? Is it you go around every

1:30:08

single time? Like when you would go to temple as

1:30:11

a kid? Usually there's like a certain, like

1:30:14

a Ganesh statue or whatever, and you'll do the circle around

1:30:16

the Ganesh. Odd number of times, one, three, five, seven, whatever.

1:30:18

Even at your wedding, I know it was the sick wedding,

1:30:20

but there was also doing the circle. Yeah, we did, I

1:30:22

think five. Seven, no? Yeah, seven, maybe. We did five, you

1:30:24

guys had to do two extras or something like that. Oh

1:30:26

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fair enough. I

1:30:29

can do ceremony seven. I know my shit.

1:30:33

That's all you need to know. And then remember when y'all tried to feed

1:30:35

us mud? Oh yeah. That was

1:30:37

the best. I remember when they tried to

1:30:39

feed us mud, and they thought that

1:30:41

we wouldn't know it was mud, but we ate it, we

1:30:43

did it. It did taste good. It was delicious. Yeah, it

1:30:45

was delicious. I think by that dude's toenail to this day,

1:30:49

specifically his toenail. The guy that was scooping

1:30:51

the scooping. Yeah, I love the toenail. I

1:30:53

don't know how that used to be. The

1:30:55

dude that was scooping, he had a toenail,

1:30:57

and it's nothing against him. We all, some

1:30:59

dove has a toenail, but he had a

1:31:01

toenail specifically, it shoes off and then also

1:31:04

scooping. And I've just never forgotten the toenail. With

1:31:06

the foot? No, he wasn't scooping his foot. He

1:31:09

had a long toenail. It just, you saw it. Oh,

1:31:11

I see. So he grossed you out. He was feeding

1:31:13

you, but he also had a barnacle. And you're like,

1:31:16

uh. I went back for seconds, by

1:31:18

the way. What is that? I had multiple. I

1:31:20

had multiple. Shout out to that, what would you

1:31:22

call a temple? Gooduara. Gooduara. Shout out to that

1:31:24

Gooduara. They had the best, what do you call

1:31:27

it? Prashad. Prashad. They

1:31:29

got the best prashad in Jersey. So

1:31:31

if y'all wanted a fire prashad, you

1:31:35

gotta pull up to that Gooduara. That shit

1:31:37

was, you remember that? Yeah. That

1:31:39

shit hit the hand and I was like, mm. I

1:31:41

said, oh, I ate it. And

1:31:44

then after eating, I didn't even know if we were supposed to. Like,

1:31:47

cause I was so hungry, I was starving. And

1:31:51

I ate that shit and I was like, ooh,

1:31:53

they onto this mud shit. They onto this mud

1:31:55

shit. We're gonna look

1:31:57

at mud different. I didn't feel that way.

1:32:00

I said, it was delicious. And

1:32:02

I said, yo, run that back, toe. You did a lot

1:32:04

better. I said, run that back.

1:32:07

You weren't supposed to eat it, I don't think. I don't. What

1:32:09

the fuck? You turned into a sculpture. I did. You

1:32:12

were supposed to paint it and make something. But

1:32:15

you know, Gandhi used to read the New Testament? I read

1:32:17

that today. Apparently he read the New Testament all the time. Of

1:32:19

course he did. All the boys do. King James version. Probably. Everybody

1:32:22

does. Someone said, why wouldn't you become a Christian? And

1:32:24

he said, if I ever met a true one, then

1:32:26

I would. What? Ooh. Which I

1:32:28

was like, yo, this guy's got his head. It got

1:32:30

me in bars. It got me in bars. I

1:32:33

love your Christ. It's your Christians I have a problem with.

1:32:35

I was like, anybody be saying that. Gandhi

1:32:37

says of course. Same. Yeah, no, but that's

1:32:39

you. You, who they talking

1:32:42

about? Me? Yeah. Who they talking

1:32:44

about? I'm modern Orthodox. What? Gandhi

1:32:47

making me go back to my life. Is he fighting

1:32:49

me? I'm doing it. I made a new one. No,

1:32:51

no, no. You're right. But listen, we have to aspire

1:32:53

to be the only perfect one of Jesus. Go meet

1:32:55

him then. Yeah. Pull up. He probably did already. Would

1:32:58

you grow up Andrew as Christian? Nah,

1:33:00

we weren't really just my parents. We're still

1:33:02

not to be honest. Yo, so what? So

1:33:05

funny. So it's

1:33:08

so funny. Like every bit like now that everybody

1:33:10

hates Jews on the internet, they hate me for

1:33:12

being Jewish before that. But you're Jewish. I know,

1:33:14

but they think I am the name. But like,

1:33:16

like, it's really a sign of success if you

1:33:18

think about it. Yeah. Well, that is also. Yeah.

1:33:20

I was going to say like people just hate

1:33:22

you and then attach whatever. This is what it's

1:33:24

like. This is a quick. The best example I

1:33:27

can have for is like whoever cuts you over,

1:33:29

cuts you over, cuts you off in like a

1:33:31

car. Yeah. It's just the first thing that you

1:33:33

think you know about them. Yeah. You attach to

1:33:35

your anger. And they're like, oh, if it's a

1:33:37

woman, you bitch can't fucking drive, whatever. And so

1:33:39

they just think that I'm Jewish. Yeah. And I

1:33:41

just be letting them think. They don't even care

1:33:43

to check. They're just like, yeah, it must be.

1:33:45

And just on you. Yeah. Yeah. But

1:33:48

you're not throwing them off the trail though. You're

1:33:50

right, dude. Yeah. Just kind of letting it. I

1:33:53

can't let them think, bro. And

1:33:55

then when they see me in heaven, they're like, what are you doing? Someone's

1:33:59

got some forgiveness. Bye-bye. Yeah, you thought.

1:34:01

Someone's got some forgive. Why'd your

1:34:03

mom name you Israel? Was that a... No, so,

1:34:05

actually, I was gonna mention this

1:34:07

while you were talking about naming your baby. So

1:34:10

in Nigerian or Yoduba culture, when you have a

1:34:12

baby, you meet the

1:34:14

baby for about a week first, so you're in the house

1:34:16

with the baby for about a week, get to know the

1:34:18

baby a bit, and then... The Indians do that, but that's

1:34:20

something. Yeah. That's something. So

1:34:22

then you have the naming ceremony, right? Yeah, naming ceremony. I

1:34:24

went to one. Oh, no way. You went

1:34:26

to one. Yeah. So we

1:34:29

don't do baby showers. We still have

1:34:31

naming ceremonies. And then, like,

1:34:33

say, people from my mom's side and my dad's side,

1:34:35

important people, like my mom and dad's parents gave me

1:34:37

a different name. My dad's parents gave

1:34:39

me a different name. My mom's big sister

1:34:41

or favorite sister or something. So Israel was the

1:34:44

name from the pastor or from God that was

1:34:46

ordained by me. So then Mobolaji was the second

1:34:48

name that my parents, they gave me that name.

1:34:51

Mobolaji. Mobolaji. Mobolaji.

1:34:53

That's fire. Yeah, so it means born

1:34:55

with wealth, born with riches. So each

1:34:57

of my names have meaning. Mobolaji. That's

1:34:59

what Israel means, actually. It's like the people of God.

1:35:02

Mobolaji. That's fire. It's Israel. Mobolaji,

1:35:04

Timitayo, Oduan, Yoluafemi, Ola B, Adesonya. So that's

1:35:06

all my names. But then again, as a

1:35:08

pastor, it's doing all the religious leaders doing

1:35:10

it. What

1:35:19

poor girl got it when you say my name? She's

1:35:23

my name. I'm

1:35:26

Mobolaji. Mobolaji. Mobolaji.

1:35:28

Mobolaji. I'm Mobolaji. As

1:35:35

a religious leader is doing it, and then they have

1:35:38

sugar, salt, water, honey, and then

1:35:41

we'll dip the finger in the water and say,

1:35:43

this is the essence of life, Mio,

1:35:45

and have a proverb about it. And

1:35:47

then, nah, segonya. I don't know. Like

1:35:50

some type of thing like that. But then, yeah,

1:35:52

I think it's beautiful. I think it's a cool thing

1:35:54

to do. They have the throwing of money too. That's

1:35:57

normal. We went to church. Man,

1:36:00

this is why I love street that's why I love street.

1:36:03

That's why I'm sorry. People making it rain. Jesus

1:36:06

is there in his underwear. Yeah. I

1:36:08

don't know what this respect is. Nah, man. We're

1:36:11

back in Nigeria at church and then the offerings, we

1:36:13

did a tithing and whatnot. But then we went

1:36:16

back from my dad being ordained as a minister in

1:36:18

this church. And then, yeah, to

1:36:20

celebrate, we just, and that's more

1:36:22

money for Jesus. Yeah. You know, so, and it just

1:36:24

looks cool. Cause you know, Naira and dollars don't compare.

1:36:26

So when you take a $500 over there, you

1:36:30

let it rest. Yeah. Let's get the stack.

1:36:32

I understand. And it's cool, man. Even in

1:36:35

the clubs, we're at the club there and

1:36:38

the vibe was so cool, man. Saxophone is

1:36:40

playing as they're playing real like, you

1:36:42

know, hip hop, R&B music in the club and the

1:36:44

drummers. And then you're just there like this, this, this.

1:36:46

And then, man, I just, I

1:36:48

like that about our culture. We're not scared to

1:36:51

flex. Like Nigerians in Africa with the biggest flexors.

1:36:53

Yeah. We taught all

1:36:55

Africans or everyone else how to flex. You

1:36:57

know, washing your hands with champagne. We

1:37:00

started that. Yeah. Yeah. I

1:37:03

didn't even put it. I didn't even hurt that one. I didn't

1:37:05

even say washing your hands. I was like, all right. We

1:37:08

didn't say for a minute. We've got flex. You

1:37:11

guys seen that one? When did the African dudes flex

1:37:13

in the water? Yeah. You seen that

1:37:15

one, right? Oh yeah, when did we ask them to be on water?

1:37:18

Like, yeah, what's up, bitch? Yeah. All right,

1:37:20

about those ones. Number three, the name Israel means

1:37:22

like, it was getting Jacob. Shut up. Shut up.

1:37:24

Shut up. I wanna hear it. Don't

1:37:26

tell me. I wanna hear it. I'm

1:37:29

joking. Jacob was named Israel. It's

1:37:31

one who struggles with God. So

1:37:33

it's like that entangled

1:37:35

with an angel or something. Jacob

1:37:37

wrestled God. Restled God, came out

1:37:40

strong. And that was the name

1:37:42

you ever told him. His was God. Which is crazy.

1:37:44

It's like Eric and connection between the divine and the

1:37:46

human and then he came out strong. Don't mess with

1:37:48

God. I forgot about that Bible story. When you said

1:37:50

it now, it's like, oh. Us Christians wrestle with God

1:37:53

every single day. Oh, no. I know. There's

1:37:55

no more wrestling to do. I'm too rich.

1:37:58

Yeah. Bro, the funniest juice. that

1:38:00

y'all got in the Torah? I like when they

1:38:02

pointed him in the center. That was fire, dude.

1:38:05

Let him know! Let him know! The

1:38:07

funniest juice store I've seen. Yeah, let

1:38:09

him know who the boys are. Give

1:38:11

me garlic. No, the funniest

1:38:14

juice store is when Abraham, God's

1:38:16

about to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah. And

1:38:18

then he tells Abraham, y'all, I'm gonna destroy Sodom and Gomorrah.

1:38:20

And then they tried to make a deal. Exactly,

1:38:23

bro. Abraham's nephew was living

1:38:25

in Sodom, and they were like, let me

1:38:27

buy a fat land. 45 gave you all

1:38:29

the girls in town. No, no, better. What

1:38:31

if I gave you my daughters? God goes,

1:38:33

if there's 50 righteous people, I

1:38:36

won't destroy it. And Abraham's like, all right, bet.

1:38:38

And he's like, oh, fuck, there's not 50. So then he goes, what

1:38:40

about 45? You won't destroy it. And

1:38:42

he's like, all right, I won't. And he gets

1:38:44

them down to 10. Yup. And literally,

1:38:46

they're good. They're good. They're good. They

1:38:49

are good. That's the wrestling. That's

1:38:51

how you do it. They're really Jewish wrestling.

1:38:53

It's called the go-shits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm

1:38:55

a father. I'm a father too. On

1:38:58

them, on them, on them. We

1:39:00

have T-shirts, compagens, so we're there. You

1:39:02

merch. The spar

1:39:05

mitzvah. Okay, so the gefilte of

1:39:07

fist. I

1:39:09

was thinking, I was thinking. I

1:39:11

don't know what that is. It's

1:39:14

like some fish that they eat. Oh, real

1:39:17

good. Yeah, the fish. But gefilte of fist

1:39:19

is what you said, right? Yeah, yeah. That's

1:39:22

what it smells like afterwards. Are

1:39:25

there any Jewish UFC fighters? There's a couple, right? Must be.

1:39:28

I can't think of any right now. But back in

1:39:30

the day, a lot of boxers were Jewish. Back

1:39:33

in the day, years ago. That kind of thing. UFC

1:39:35

fighters. They're popular like, you're real

1:39:37

fighters. They do well in

1:39:39

the Olympics. Yes, true. I have a question.

1:39:41

Yes. Izzy,

1:39:43

I know you're a big fan of anime and the

1:39:45

video games and all that. When you

1:39:47

were a kid, I don't know if you had the same thing. When

1:39:49

I was a kid, I watched Dragon Ball Z. And

1:39:51

I would just imagine I'm whatever it was at

1:39:53

the time. Yeah. You

1:39:55

sort of got to grow up and be them. You got to

1:39:58

be Goku or Gohan or Trunks or whatever. Whatever

1:40:00

your guy was, who

1:40:03

was your guy when you were a kid? And also, if you

1:40:05

were in that world now, if you

1:40:08

were in their universe, who'd you

1:40:10

wanna fight the most? That's a good one.

1:40:12

Okay, so. That was a good question, Miles. Yeah, I didn't know

1:40:14

where you were going. I was ready for it to start. I

1:40:16

know. Yes, because you were sworn it was

1:40:18

a good fucking question. You were trying to go long time to

1:40:20

get there, but it was not that good. I'm not saying that

1:40:22

was worth it. That was good, Miles. Thank you. So for me,

1:40:25

whenever I do fights now, like example,

1:40:27

the Anzalcilla fight, had

1:40:30

rock Lee in my mind. So when I was

1:40:32

getting introduced, I took the weights off, bam. Rottweideker,

1:40:36

the death note. Depends,

1:40:39

I always have a character I like to embody or

1:40:41

a moment. Even when I fought Pereira the second time,

1:40:43

I was jet Lee and unleashed. Like it doesn't have

1:40:45

to be anime, but the character I relate to. As

1:40:49

a kid, Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles,

1:40:51

action man. There's a lot. Like

1:40:53

we used to just pretend to fight in the

1:40:55

fields as a kid. If

1:40:58

I would go back now, Power

1:41:01

Rangers was like one of the top at

1:41:03

the time. Which one? Yeah, which Ranger? Come

1:41:05

on, Black Ranger. He's the android. He's the

1:41:07

android. He's the android. But the Black Ranger,

1:41:10

because it was relatable, but the Red Ranger,

1:41:12

he was cool too. But

1:41:15

if I was gonna, let me

1:41:17

see, damn. If the boy would kill somebody

1:41:19

with a sword. Oh, for real? Yeah, the

1:41:22

green. Or the yellow.

1:41:24

Was the yellow Asian? The yellow was Asian.

1:41:26

That's not a wild one. Yeah,

1:41:28

Black was Black, yellow was Asian. The white was

1:41:30

white. That's my elementary school. The white was the

1:41:33

coolest character. He's an MMA fighter now, I think.

1:41:35

The White Ranger. He wasn't. Is

1:41:38

that Tommy? He wasn't a MMA fighter. Tommy's mean.

1:41:40

And then, the same guy. Zach was Black and

1:41:42

White now. Yeah. But there was the

1:41:44

Green Ranger, I think killed someone with a sword.

1:41:46

Damn. That's on bar. That's like

1:41:48

what you're supposed to do. Yeah, that's method. Yeah,

1:41:50

yeah. Method acting. Man.

1:41:53

Oh wow, yeah. He went. Yeah, Power Rangers

1:41:55

star missed a killing roommate with a sword.

1:41:58

Oh, I missed a sword. Oh, shit. Shit.

1:42:00

Wow. That's crazy. He or she?

1:42:03

He had a roommate. That's sad. That's

1:42:05

the saddest part of the whole thing. You're

1:42:08

not a fucking power ranger. You're not a

1:42:10

roommate, dude. He's in a flex three bedroom.

1:42:12

Crazy power ranger stories. The

1:42:14

first cast of power rangers were really popular.

1:42:17

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1:42:19

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1:42:21

They just fired all of them and brought new kids in.

1:42:23

Wow. And really gave a fuck. Yeah. Thing

1:42:25

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get back to the show. Yo, Mark and Joey had

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a great comedy show. They put on their comedy show

1:46:17

at Mary Lou's. Oh yeah. Thank you for doing it,

1:46:19

by the way. Of course, of course. It was very

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fun. And it's this spot

1:46:24

that is on, was it St. Mark's between

1:46:26

second and first? Yep. What

1:46:28

if you guys are gonna do it? Right now, once a

1:46:30

month? Yeah. And then hopefully more. I

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mean, it happens. I think it's a great, it's a great, it

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reminded me a little bit, there was this spot, cabin, do you

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remind me of cabin? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the place is

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much cooler than cabin, but the vibe of cabin was there was

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like a bar area where people could hang out and chill, and

1:46:43

then there was like a room for the show. And

1:46:46

so I think it could build into something like that.

1:46:48

So if you're in the city, man, go check out

1:46:50

the show. I thank you for saying that. Yeah, yeah,

1:46:52

yeah, it was fun. What was the sets tonight? I

1:46:56

don't know, I don't know if I was

1:46:58

gonna, but then last night

1:47:00

was fun. You guys had fun? Yeah, it was

1:47:02

good. Just the host was funny. Some

1:47:05

of the guys that came up and girls, yeah, it was a good

1:47:07

show. I like the vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like you thought the

1:47:09

show was all right last night. Yeah, I mean, come on, it could have

1:47:11

been, if it was you, yeah. I wanted

1:47:13

to stand up. I know, I know, I know, I

1:47:15

know, I know, I know, I know. Baby, bro. I

1:47:17

understand. That baby's up at six every morning, no matter

1:47:19

what. I don't care about my show. But

1:47:22

yeah, I wanted you to, I want you to come out,

1:47:24

how's Austin, bro? I saw you living it up and on.

1:47:26

Bro, so for me. Did you kill Tony? No, I

1:47:28

don't see. I thought you were gonna do it, man. No,

1:47:30

because I filmed on Mondays, but I just wanted to be

1:47:32

at the comedy mothership and just see, because again, and

1:47:35

I said this for me, I was a fan of

1:47:37

these guys and even us, like

1:47:40

we're friends now, but meeting these guys for the

1:47:42

first time, like Hans Kim, Ari and them. You

1:47:44

probably watched them so much. Yeah, I'm just like.

1:47:46

It's a cool moment to see them. This was

1:47:48

cool. And again, I know for them, they feel

1:47:50

the same way, but I'm a fan. Trust me,

1:47:52

they're way more excited. Yeah, well, I'm excited. They're

1:47:55

way more excited. I kept on telling Tony how I was like,

1:47:57

I'm so proud of you seeing this apartment. I was like, man,

1:47:59

this is. I turned probably like seven times.

1:48:02

I like the way he just takes pride in himself, just

1:48:04

walking around and showing it and it's like, yeah. I

1:48:07

did this shit. Because he's so little,

1:48:09

but he's such a boss. He's just like.

1:48:12

I mean, it's amazing what they've built

1:48:14

that show to be, like Kill Tony.

1:48:17

It's so good. And they built it, man. And he's thoughtful

1:48:19

about every aspect of it. They got it out the mud.

1:48:21

Because it was a- They got it out the mud. The

1:48:23

one at MSG, I told him at the end, I didn't

1:48:25

like the fact that they rushed the second show at the

1:48:28

end. And I was like, what the fuck? That was my

1:48:30

complaint. Yo, Dove can speak on this.

1:48:32

Dove can speak on this. But he said it

1:48:34

was because Madison Square Garden had a fine for

1:48:36

100K if they went overtime. It might even be

1:48:38

more. True. Like, you gotta

1:48:41

get out that venue, bro. Yeah, like next- You gotta

1:48:43

get out that venue. Yeah, because they were just like,

1:48:45

the next people didn't even have the buckets. They were

1:48:47

just like, cool, boom. This guy comes up, like all

1:48:49

the comedians, they had it said, they were like, 30

1:48:52

seconds sets, quiet, cool, thank you. We gotta keep moving. And

1:48:55

I was just like, hmm. Nah, it's-

1:48:57

That's just me as a Karen. Because you

1:48:59

know what it probably is? There was probably

1:49:01

an event the next day and they started

1:49:03

loading in that night before. Isn't that crazy?

1:49:05

Because to you, you're selling at MSG, but

1:49:07

to the venue, they're like, that's Tuesday. Yeah,

1:49:09

we got other stuff. That's so

1:49:11

crazy. Do you guys have like a production trailer?

1:49:13

Whenever you go around the world, do you have

1:49:15

like a, what do you call it? Like a

1:49:17

set or something that you have to say, lighting,

1:49:20

or is that supplied by the venue? You wanna know some crazy

1:49:22

shit? Tell me. We

1:49:24

were on this tour for months. And

1:49:27

I never really like inquired on how like

1:49:30

we got all the lights or shit. I'm

1:49:33

like, bro, I was never the same. I

1:49:36

was like, I knew the fucking men. Every time

1:49:38

I would show up, the lights would be there

1:49:40

and I'd be like, hey, that's fire. It's astounding

1:49:42

how much Dove does and you have no fucking

1:49:44

clue. Yo, yo, yo, shut up. Shut up. Shut

1:49:46

up. He was sitting, no, no, he was sitting.

1:49:48

You can't tell me that. I

1:49:51

showed up to the fucking venue once. I forget

1:49:53

where we were. And there was like two, 18

1:49:55

real trucks outside. So

1:49:58

you guys have that. You guys are good fucking friends. I

1:50:00

showed up, no, no, no, no. It wasn't industry, it was

1:50:02

somewhere else. It was showed up and I walked out and

1:50:04

I was like, damn, who's here tomorrow? Because

1:50:06

I thought it was like, Crimson Roses or something.

1:50:08

I'm like, who the fuck is performing this? And

1:50:11

then I remember, Dove and Cher were like, this

1:50:13

is our stuff. And I go, we got two

1:50:16

trucks? We got four. Oh shit. On

1:50:18

a big show? Yeah. We have four, but

1:50:20

it was crazy. We were- You see how much

1:50:23

money they're wasting? Nah, nah, nah, nah, he's definitely

1:50:25

on it. He's definitely on it. Oh no, he's-

1:50:27

No, but he didn't even know until, for

1:50:29

MSG as an example, like Drake or

1:50:31

Travis Scott for an MSG show,

1:50:33

that's 35 trucks that are out there.

1:50:38

Oh shit. And we're talking about the 18 wheel,

1:50:40

huh? Yeah, I know the ones. And he's talking

1:50:42

at MSG, everything needs to be

1:50:44

unloaded by forklifts. So you've got dozens. They're

1:50:48

just all lined up right to unload this. It's pretty

1:50:50

awesome when you see everybody put it together, but also

1:50:52

when they take it apart. Yeah. And

1:50:54

they are- On the UFC, they bought the tiny one shit. But he didn't know a few days

1:50:56

ago, from Jelly Roll telling you

1:50:59

how many trucks he had. And I'm like sitting

1:51:01

there saying, what time was your loading to get

1:51:03

this all up? And he's like walking chalk at

1:51:05

three o'clock in the morning. And Andrew's like, yeah,

1:51:07

what time you doing that? I was like, yours

1:51:10

was at 6 a.m. He says, I didn't see

1:51:12

that. I was like, we saw it. You

1:51:15

walk into an empty shell and there's

1:51:17

forklifts outside. They built it outside. It's

1:51:19

in, and there's a whistle that blows in the now, and

1:51:21

the rigging crew comes in. So now this, and then you-

1:51:23

So even if you have to go say Abu Dhabi, when

1:51:26

you do that, you can transfer all your stuff over there?

1:51:28

You'll get to- You'll get local vendors. Oh, okay, I see,

1:51:30

I see. But like, I

1:51:32

would say our show is probably

1:51:34

has a lot more elements than the average

1:51:36

standup show. But I would say that Kill

1:51:38

Tony is a production too. So they'll have

1:51:40

multiple trucks. But I think the average standup

1:51:43

show doesn't do it like that. I think

1:51:45

a lot of guys just show up and like whatever's here, they do it.

1:51:47

And we did that for years. But-

1:51:50

Y'all have flames. We just, yeah, we wanted to see

1:51:52

what we could do. And also like, there's

1:51:55

a part of you there's part of

1:51:57

you selfishly, you want to put on the best show. There's also

1:51:59

a part of you- that like, at least my relationship

1:52:01

with the people who come out to the shows,

1:52:03

is like, they built this

1:52:06

with me. Like I have like this insane

1:52:08

gratitude. I feel so guilty. Like

1:52:10

if they'll come to me and they'll ask me like, oh,

1:52:12

this thing is fucking, to put a screen, it's another 10

1:52:15

grand. And it's like, but what if the people can't see?

1:52:18

Like those people probably came to five shows, like

1:52:20

now they're gonna be at MSG and that's, yeah,

1:52:22

we have to spend. So you feel, you do

1:52:25

feel this like immense gratitude. I don't

1:52:27

know if I'd have to ask a

1:52:29

comic that like, they were in movies

1:52:31

first and then they did comedy. I

1:52:33

wonder if they feel that same. Like

1:52:36

this one's ability like that. I don't know if they do

1:52:38

it, they might. But I feel like it

1:52:41

is, it has to be the best show they've ever seen. Here's

1:52:43

a question for you guys, both of you. I remember when I

1:52:45

filmed my special, I put this, all this money into it and

1:52:47

I'm like, I don't know what the fuck I'm spending all this

1:52:49

money on. Then you walk in and you see, I don't

1:52:51

know, 50 people, 100 people working on

1:52:53

this thing. And then you, I remember thinking

1:52:55

to myself and y'all are doing a much

1:52:57

larger scale. I remember thinking, oh,

1:53:00

all of this is for me. And

1:53:02

you feel, I had to block it out pretty quickly because

1:53:04

it's like a lot, but you're like, when you

1:53:06

walk in MSG, you walk in MSG, you see all these

1:53:08

people working 6 a.m. How

1:53:10

much pressure do you feel where it's like, oh, all of

1:53:12

this is for me. I

1:53:14

got to fucking deliver. Like not just the

1:53:16

fans that are coming, these people whose jobs

1:53:18

are building this stage for me, putting this

1:53:20

screen up for me, building this ring for

1:53:23

me. Do you feel that? Because

1:53:25

I felt that for a second and I was like, that

1:53:27

will swallow me. No, really like, like Zane, that's

1:53:29

not my money, it's Dana's money. So,

1:53:32

I don't mind. You know, that's cool.

1:53:34

But again, I've heard from behind the

1:53:36

scenes, there's only been never two fighters

1:53:38

that do like

1:53:41

a ringwalk beforehand, like go

1:53:43

to the venue the night before. That's

1:53:45

me and Jon Jones. The ones who go there

1:53:47

prep and just kind of have a little look-see.

1:53:50

So when I did the one in Melbourne, where I danced,

1:53:53

I told everyone on the mic, please, I know if you're

1:53:56

in the working, just don't film nothing like that, ride, ride,

1:53:58

ride, then I did it. But then

1:54:00

I felt like, I'm gonna

1:54:02

fucking kill this shit. I just felt, I

1:54:04

just knew, I didn't really feel pressure. Cause

1:54:07

I went to bed that night, watching

1:54:09

the rehearsal and just, that's how I fell asleep with

1:54:11

my phone in my hand. Just like, again, this is

1:54:13

gonna fucking, this is gonna fucking blow. So it took

1:54:15

my mind off the fight. And I was

1:54:18

able to just be like, fuck. And then, yeah, so

1:54:20

it wasn't pressure. I was just like, I was just

1:54:22

like, I'm gonna fucking kill this shit. That's

1:54:24

how I felt. Yeah, I don't feel

1:54:26

the pressure of that, but I do feel

1:54:28

the gratitude of it at the

1:54:30

end. Like, well, a lot of times go back to the venue

1:54:32

and like maybe we'll be, we'll go to a

1:54:34

seat where people are watching. And because

1:54:37

it's weird, being a human is weird. You get

1:54:39

used to unbelievable shit. Like, I'm sure that's what

1:54:41

happens with you. You get used to going in

1:54:43

there, like fighting a guy who's trying to kill

1:54:45

you. People get used to war. Like, there's just

1:54:47

part of being a human being. We can get

1:54:49

used to these like wild circumstances. So you can

1:54:51

get used to performing in an arena. But since

1:54:54

you don't do that often, I've

1:54:57

been back at MSG since I performed

1:54:59

there. And I'm like, we performed here

1:55:01

twice. Like your fucking

1:55:03

brain explodes when you're looking at another

1:55:06

place. And that's where the gratitude sets in. When

1:55:08

you see all the people working to like remove

1:55:10

the floor, you start going, whoa, how

1:55:12

fucking lucky am I? But it's not daunting beforehand. Like

1:55:14

there's like one objective. Yeah, the first time I ever

1:55:16

felt it, I remember when I was in Wylin' Out

1:55:18

and I wasn't even big on Wylin' Out. When we

1:55:20

go to the premiere party, I bring my friend who's

1:55:23

not in the business and he's like, dog, so many

1:55:25

people's livelihoods depends on you doing well on

1:55:27

this show. And not me specifically, but in general. And that was

1:55:29

the first time it ever occurred to me. And now, again, if

1:55:31

I think about it too much, I get overwhelmed, but I'm like,

1:55:33

fuck, that's always. Yeah, you can't think about it too much. You

1:55:36

just have to just accept it for it. It's like peek at

1:55:38

it and like understand, okay, this is what it is. And

1:55:41

the one you talked about was after I fought first

1:55:43

time in MSG with Bronson, the next night I went

1:55:45

to watch the Knicks play and that's when I was

1:55:47

kind of like, what the fuck? I remember you going

1:55:49

to, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh shit,

1:55:51

this was, I fought there last

1:55:53

night. And now it's a fucking, the basketball is

1:55:55

a plane. There's a logo there. Derek

1:55:58

always says this to us, whenever we're doing an arena.

1:56:00

I mean, Derek opens the show, Derek Poston. Poston, yeah,

1:56:02

I saw him in Austin. Yeah, and he always says

1:56:04

this, he's like, if we're doing an arena or something,

1:56:06

he goes, you know, it takes two

1:56:08

basketball teams to sell this out. Yeah,

1:56:11

that's a bar. Yeah, yeah. That's

1:56:13

fire. Like, if the Knicks just show up, no

1:56:17

one's gonna sell it out. Yeah. I

1:56:19

heard, I mean, I love the Knicks, and I don't

1:56:21

really follow basketball, but. Now, we win it all this

1:56:23

year. Yeah. Hey, I heard. The memes,

1:56:25

the memes. Welcome to the city, big per. Can

1:56:29

we go through a couple of fight videos? Yeah. And

1:56:31

then you just break down kind of what we got going on. Okay. Oh,

1:56:34

that's a great idea. Just re-fight videos. Yeah, that's

1:56:36

a great idea. I mean, you have some hits.

1:56:38

You have some of my greatest hits. Try and

1:56:41

think. That's fire. What's a good

1:56:43

one? That's fire. Yeah, street fights. Okay, what we

1:56:45

got? Okay. Oh,

1:56:47

got popped. Nice recovery, the hair helped

1:56:50

him. I

1:56:52

called him a nigga too, nice. Yeah. Let's

1:56:57

go. I cannot square up. He's

1:57:00

gonna put his hair away, because his hair's gonna be a hindrance maybe,

1:57:02

but he's gonna hide on him. Other

1:57:05

guys go back by the wall, square

1:57:07

it up. He's got it, he's got it. Asian

1:57:10

guy calling the white guy a nigga, that's fucking. Oh,

1:57:13

no! See, I

1:57:15

don't support that. No, that's

1:57:17

bad. They not taking off

1:57:19

his belt. I know they're not doing that. Damn.

1:57:23

That's why they took off his belt. That wasn't even a fight,

1:57:25

that was just a guy getting cheap shotted. Why'd they take his

1:57:27

belt off? Yeah, nobody else focused

1:57:29

on the mask part. That

1:57:32

is crazy. Lock the doors. No,

1:57:34

they cut the video right after they

1:57:36

took his belt off. Find a

1:57:38

fair one. It's not even a nice belt. Like

1:57:41

street fight video. See, that was. What is going on?

1:57:43

Yeah, who knows what happened after? I'm glad it cut

1:57:45

off. Mark, that made me feel uncomfortable that you brought

1:57:47

that. I didn't know who it was, bro. I didn't

1:57:50

know. Next one, that's a better one. I like this

1:57:52

one, leg kick. I've seen this one, yeah,

1:57:54

cool. Established range. Not

1:57:56

swinging. Oh, it took the shoes off. Shoes are

1:57:59

on your own. Oh, there we go. Put

1:58:01

the shoe back on. That black Asian guy is on.

1:58:03

That's an Asian guy got a nice round. Boom,

1:58:06

nice. He had a nice round. You know what? The other guy

1:58:08

shouldn't have just kept on walking in. He did the same thing.

1:58:10

Oh, that's nice of him though. Put

1:58:12

him down and then try and help him

1:58:14

back up. No, that's disrespectful. Don't

1:58:17

knock me out and then get nice. Try and help

1:58:19

him. I think not too nice. That guy, his problem

1:58:21

was he was just rushing back in after getting clipped

1:58:23

and like, cool, let's do it again. That's

1:58:25

ego. You have to just pull back and reassess and do

1:58:28

something different. Spit at him. Yeah.

1:58:31

Spit at him. Spit in his eyes. And

1:58:33

then you do something. Yeah. What

1:58:37

was that guy who would prank the dudes, he'd

1:58:39

talk shit then get naked? Oh,

1:58:42

that's so good. That's the

1:58:44

way to do it though. Have

1:58:46

you seen that Keem Peel sketch,

1:58:48

man, where it's Mike Tyson and

1:58:51

he's Jordan Peel is

1:58:54

Mike Tyson and he's going

1:58:56

up against another boxer. I think he's right. He starts

1:58:58

saying what he's going to do at this bar. I'm

1:59:00

going to beat him up. The fight for him. I

1:59:02

think the fight for him. I'm

1:59:04

going to fuck you in the ass. And

1:59:07

then he kept saying that was Drake and Kendrick and

1:59:09

Drake was the guy that was like kind of being

1:59:12

playful with it. He came because a guy that was

1:59:14

like, no, I'm going to take his soul from his

1:59:16

body. Yeah. Yeah. I'm

1:59:18

going to fuck you. things

1:59:20

about you. I'm comfortable

1:59:22

sharing, but I'm going to share anyway. Bro

1:59:25

that shit was diabolical. This is going to

1:59:28

be, oh yo. So

1:59:30

this video has everything I think. First of all,

1:59:32

I see you. I see you. I

1:59:35

see you. I see you. I

1:59:38

see you. All right. You ready? Let's

1:59:40

go. Oh, this Austin has got to be Austin. This is

1:59:42

Austin, Texas. For sure. Six Street.

1:59:44

Six Street. Five v one. Five

1:59:46

v one. Oh, no

1:59:49

way. Oh, for real. Five v one. Nah, that's

1:59:51

dumb. I don't like street fights. Yeah. It

1:59:54

gives me anxiety. Yeah. And

1:59:56

my ego is in check. See all this because you could

1:59:59

get cheap stuff from. the back like this guy about to

2:00:01

get cheap shot at the guy in the black. Oh,

2:00:05

he just didn't again. Lost focus. Yeah. Stuck

2:00:07

his eyes off the target. 5v1. Boom.

2:00:11

Everyone slinging. Oh,

2:00:13

that's dumb. Ron. Oh,

2:00:16

Jesus. Yeah. Austin

2:00:18

will be wild. Oh, he's just swinging.

2:00:21

He got he dropped two so far. That's

2:00:24

why I have to keep moving. I like what he's doing. Keep moving

2:00:26

and keep hitting. Never stay in one place. He's

2:00:28

moving and hitting. I'm

2:00:30

clapping. That's what's up. Yeah. Cops follow

2:00:32

up. Cause he won. Oh,

2:00:35

that's it. Mark. Find

2:00:37

the video of the skater fighting. Oh, that's

2:00:39

a classic one. Yeah. I know this video

2:00:42

ended rollerblading. Yeah. Ended

2:00:44

rollerblading. It was

2:00:47

it. Skater fights. 5

2:00:49

guys. Yeah. Skateboarder fights for skaters. I think.

2:00:52

Yeah. That was a good one again.

2:00:54

Good strategy. Right. This is like an

2:00:56

iconic classic. Yeah,

2:00:58

it's original. It takes a shirt off. This guy's

2:01:00

a legend. Yeah. Mike Valley. Yeah. I think I've

2:01:02

seen him talk about it as well. They call

2:01:04

him a skater. Again,

2:01:06

I like that. Yeah. Thank you. Oh,

2:01:08

yeah. True. No, it was written right there. I'm

2:01:11

just quoting. Oh, that's it. Boom.

2:01:13

Again, strike hard strike first in a situation like

2:01:15

this. You can't wait for them to

2:01:18

I'm going to be the right. So let him hit me

2:01:20

first. Ain't that karate kids strike hard strikes. They

2:01:23

was right. Oh, take that.

2:01:26

And you going down. Boom. Boom. Boom.

2:01:28

Turn around straight away. I like it. Oh, he's

2:01:30

been in some tussles. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Michael

2:01:33

Ailey is like Street Kid. Yeah. What's his name?

2:01:35

Michael Ailey. I like that market. We

2:01:40

always look it up. Yeah, I appreciate. Wow.

2:01:42

I mean, this is a whole YouTube page

2:01:44

with millions of views. I like that with Street

2:01:47

Fight companion. Yeah. Big camera

2:01:49

loves his face. Street Style Bender?

2:01:51

Yeah, but David Street Fight. He's

2:01:54

the producer of Street, Freestyle Bender. So he kind

2:01:56

of lets us know if it's kosher.

2:01:59

I'm brand Street Fight Companion.

2:02:01

Would you do any commentating?

2:02:04

Not now. Even the breakdowns that I

2:02:06

do, I give really

2:02:08

basic incidences of things. I don't try and

2:02:10

give the sauce. I

2:02:13

don't want people to know how I think. I did a

2:02:15

little bit for, during COVID when I

2:02:17

did the breakdowns early on of my old fights,

2:02:20

and the Asian was kind of like, stuff that shit. You're giving

2:02:22

away the juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, my bad. But like, let's

2:02:24

say one day in the future, 20 years from now, something like

2:02:26

that, would that be something? That'd be fun, that'd be fun. You

2:02:28

and Volk, dude, together, just commentating after

2:02:31

you both retire, would be so good. I mean, I

2:02:33

do some for the UFC, just for fun, for the

2:02:35

laws. But, you know how

2:02:37

the NFL, I don't know if you watch NFL

2:02:39

football, but they do a manning cast on Monday

2:02:41

nights where both manning brothers, they have the regular

2:02:43

commentary, but you can also go to ESPN2 or

2:02:45

whatever. Pain in the eye manning, with his iconic

2:02:47

quarterbacks. Just talking during a game. You

2:02:49

and Volk doing that, you and Volk

2:02:52

and Hook are doing that, could be just so good. Just

2:02:54

viewing and just kind of like what we're gonna do tonight,

2:02:56

watch party type shit. It's also fun because, and like, that's

2:02:58

why I think having a guy like

2:03:00

DC in there is so valuable. A guy who

2:03:02

knows- Michael Bisping. Bisping, another one. Fighter, former champions.

2:03:05

Like having people who have been in there, and

2:03:07

they may or may not know what the fighter

2:03:09

is feeling. Sometimes they be saying some shit. No, no,

2:03:11

no, they get it wrong. Yeah, no, no, no, not

2:03:13

even that. It's like their emotions. Get the best of

2:03:15

them. Yeah, and I'm like, be neutral.

2:03:17

You can see it. Oh, really?

2:03:19

Yeah, you can see it. But again, that's

2:03:22

why you have professionals like John Anick and Rogan as well, who

2:03:24

can just try and be, even if Rogan is a friend with

2:03:26

someone on John Anick, they can kind of like separate

2:03:29

themselves. But fighters, we are emotional

2:03:31

beings. So we sometimes, like Michael

2:03:33

Bisping, shout out to him because

2:03:36

one time in Vegas, my second

2:03:38

or first year in the UFC, no, first year in

2:03:40

the UFC, after I fought Brad Tavares, he

2:03:42

comes, I'm at a pool party, I'm shirtless, and

2:03:44

then he comes up, sees me, gets on the

2:03:46

fucking bar. There's the fucking guy,

2:03:49

takes his shirt off and all this. But then we have

2:03:51

a real D&M, and he tells me like,

2:03:54

you know, I probably said a lot of things

2:03:56

about you but I'm not a jealousy. Oh, that

2:03:58

was cool. I appreciated that. He gave me some game

2:04:00

and then at the end of the night, he goes, check

2:04:02

this. He shows his

2:04:05

eye. I'm drunk, he's drunk and I'm like, what the fuck is

2:04:07

that, hold it. And he's telling

2:04:09

me, like, yo, this is the sacrifice

2:04:11

you have to make sometimes, you have to be

2:04:13

careful you fight this and that and make sure

2:04:15

you get in here, do your thing, get

2:04:17

your money and get out. Cause this and this and that.

2:04:19

And I'm like, cool, he's like, yeah, careful, careful, cool, give

2:04:21

it back to him. And

2:04:24

then that was it. So again, that's one

2:04:26

of those moments. That's crazy. I don't even,

2:04:29

I took a photo with Jorge that night, but

2:04:31

I don't think I took a photo with Bisping, but that was

2:04:34

a moment for about 40 minutes we hung out, drank

2:04:36

and then we had that moment where we just talked

2:04:38

for about 20 minutes after and just like, oh shit,

2:04:40

and he put his eye in my hand to let

2:04:43

me know, this is some real

2:04:45

shit, this is what could have happened if you don't

2:04:47

play the game right. So yeah, I appreciate those

2:04:49

moments. Even with GSP, he always pops in into

2:04:52

my life, kind of like Avatar Roku in

2:04:55

a way. He'll just pop into

2:04:57

my life. And also he just showed up and

2:04:59

again, dropping wisdom, boom, boom,

2:05:02

and I'm like, yes, I need this.

2:05:04

Thank you, master. Yeah, it's a

2:05:07

mist. Like having those people who've had that

2:05:10

experience, like going from nowhere

2:05:12

to the top, and

2:05:14

you're now one of these people, it's

2:05:17

interesting because like the behavior of

2:05:19

most, I'm not saying this is you, but the

2:05:21

behavior of most when like they're at the bottom

2:05:23

and nobody notices them, there's like a freedom to

2:05:26

that because you say wild shit about the people

2:05:28

at the top because they're these mythical figures, they're

2:05:30

not real. You've never met them. So

2:05:32

they don't have families, they don't have emotions or

2:05:34

whatever. And like I've even noticed that like in

2:05:37

our businesses, like you start to get a little

2:05:39

bit higher and then you start meeting these people

2:05:41

and then you realize everything you say on a

2:05:43

podcast, everybody hears

2:05:45

about it. Like Kamala watched us

2:05:47

do the rants or the ruffs,

2:05:50

100%, or at least someone on her team, like you know

2:05:52

what, and you start going, oh wow, like these people are,

2:05:55

these people are human beings. And then you start going like,

2:05:59

you gotta really believe. believe what you say or

2:06:01

really believe in the jokes of it. We're at

2:06:03

a point now where like everybody hears. And it's

2:06:05

something you think about like when you start meeting

2:06:07

them and you meet a lot of people that

2:06:09

you think might suck that end up not sucking.

2:06:12

And they end up being kind of like good

2:06:14

people who are a little bit misunderstood or they

2:06:16

really wanna be famous. So maybe they do something

2:06:18

that once you meet them, you're

2:06:20

like, oh, you don't even really believe that, but you want

2:06:22

to have success for whatever reason. You start to have like

2:06:24

a lot more empathy for them. You humanize them. Yeah, a

2:06:26

hundred percent. And yeah, that's

2:06:28

just like, yeah, it's

2:06:30

just a wild experience. Speaking of which you trained with

2:06:33

Zuck, right? Zuck, yeah, that was fun.

2:06:35

Like Zuck to me is not like a human being. So

2:06:37

I can say whatever I want about him. And then

2:06:39

you mean he's a fucking, he is a human being. He's

2:06:41

got a wife and some kids. I

2:06:44

love his setup. Again, I love

2:06:46

who he is as a person. And when

2:06:48

I went to spot him, I

2:06:51

let him know. I was like, okay, cause he invited

2:06:53

us to his house. And what

2:06:55

a privilege. You're in the house with the bunker? No,

2:06:57

not the Hawaii one. We're at Tahoe. And

2:06:59

again, he's got a great setup. I love

2:07:02

his setup. It's similar to what I

2:07:04

have in mind for myself. And

2:07:06

then when we went to the gym to train and

2:07:08

it was time to spar, I was like, right, too

2:07:11

close. Pop. Cool, okay. You're

2:07:13

too close. Pop. And then he was learning.

2:07:15

He was learning on the fly. And then he throw a

2:07:17

leg kick. And again, hard leg kick, but I

2:07:19

can take it. And then we'll just go in at it. But

2:07:21

I didn't try and hurt him. I'll just let him know like,

2:07:23

if you really want to be about this, you have to be

2:07:26

about this. And I respect the guy. He's game, bro. He

2:07:28

is game. Like his technique's a lot

2:07:30

better now. He had ACL surgery, I

2:07:33

think. So he's getting better, but he's

2:07:35

just passionate about the game. This is,

2:07:37

you wouldn't expect from a guy like that who's accomplished.

2:07:39

And this is the guy that fucking owns

2:07:42

Facebook and Instagram. And so for me, just

2:07:44

to hang out with him and again, humanize

2:07:46

him. At the end, I was like,

2:07:48

when I was in a man, you're a lot cooler than

2:07:50

I expected. I appreciate it

2:07:53

just hanging out with him. I feel like his rebrand has

2:07:55

gone really well. Insane. What a

2:07:57

way to move out of him. And now that

2:07:59

idea. has changed completely. But that's because it was

2:08:01

through either the movie and people just their own

2:08:03

perception till he decides to start being more active

2:08:05

on social media and let people know who he

2:08:07

is. People only know what you share. And if

2:08:09

you share a certain thing that people tend to

2:08:11

judge, like there is a little reflection on that

2:08:13

where you go, oh, wait a minute. Maybe

2:08:15

I'm partially responsible for this. But now most

2:08:18

people don't think that unless collectively it happens

2:08:20

as individuals, they don't. Then they follow the

2:08:22

crowd and like, oh, I guess he's cool

2:08:24

now. I'm gonna jump on the trend.

2:08:26

Yes. So yeah, but he's a cool dude.

2:08:28

I always have respect for that guy. You ever met

2:08:30

him? I've never met him. Nah, you and him will

2:08:33

get along. He's like at first when you meet him,

2:08:35

he's a little awkward. Not standoffish,

2:08:37

just awkward. But then once

2:08:39

you get to know him, he's cool. Then he's just

2:08:41

a regular dude. You think some of it is getting

2:08:43

humbled through like fighting

2:08:45

essentially? I would imagine that.

2:08:47

I don't know, maybe training would be. Training, because

2:08:49

definitely every day you get humbled. Every day. There's

2:08:52

no fake humility in fighting. It's not this like,

2:08:54

oh, I wanna act like I'm not. You get

2:08:56

your ass kicked. You know you suck and

2:08:58

you get better and you do it to someone else and then you

2:09:00

suck again. So yeah, I think so. I

2:09:02

think definitely fighting would have helped him because, and

2:09:05

again, for someone

2:09:07

to actually wanna do that, crazy.

2:09:09

And I respect that. Someone who actually wants to

2:09:11

get in there professionally, even if it's

2:09:13

against Elon or whoever else. He still will

2:09:15

fight. I don't think Elon would fight him,

2:09:17

but I think he will still definitely fight.

2:09:19

I think it's a good exercise though for

2:09:21

powerful people. Because when you're as

2:09:24

powerful as he is, right?

2:09:26

And we're not talking about just like regular power.

2:09:28

Like every country, if he wants to call up

2:09:30

a prime minister, he can. Boom, easy. Because

2:09:33

think about the influence that Facebook has

2:09:35

in that country. Worldwide. I

2:09:37

mean, I imagine like a part of Elon buying Twitter

2:09:40

is his ability to access every single

2:09:42

leader in the world. Hey, I

2:09:45

own this platform that really- That's a Cuban's head, right? Yeah,

2:09:47

was that it? Was that it? Okay, yeah. So I was

2:09:49

like, I didn't know if it was an off camera thing

2:09:51

or- No, he's not. Okay, so, okay. But

2:09:54

so Mark Cuban was on and he was saying that like

2:09:56

what an influence you have on the world. So

2:09:58

Zuckerberg has it. And once

2:10:01

you have that kind of power, people are, they

2:10:04

might not be real with you. Yeah. And

2:10:06

you're not a real person to them. And he's

2:10:08

getting intoxicated by then. Of course, so like once

2:10:10

you start doing something that is humbling, it could

2:10:12

be a sport, it could be playing basketball and

2:10:14

just getting fucking dunked on, but fighting is probably

2:10:16

the ultimate humbling because you have to realize in

2:10:18

that moment while you're being choked out, this person

2:10:20

is choosing to not kill me. Yeah. All the

2:10:22

money in the world can't say nothing. Nothing can

2:10:24

stop that. And maybe he's, I mean

2:10:26

he's clearly a smart guy, but maybe he's smart enough to realize

2:10:29

that like his psyche needs that. Yeah. His

2:10:31

psyche needs to be reminded. You're just a dude.

2:10:33

I think Manistain understand like it's not just about,

2:10:35

it's brain and bronze and you can be the

2:10:37

richest, this and that, but then that, we talk

2:10:39

about that power dynamic. That's why all these fucking

2:10:42

Wall Street guys go pay hookers to like lash

2:10:44

them and shit on their chest. Or whatever, yeah.

2:10:46

There's this thing called a white collar boxing in

2:10:48

New York where they all, there would be this

2:10:50

like, Wall Street dudes. We have that in New

2:10:52

Zealand. Yeah, like all these guys, not

2:10:55

Wall Street, but like businessmen, they do other charity

2:10:57

boxing thing. So they train for maybe eight, nine

2:10:59

weeks and then. And then they do their

2:11:01

smokers and we call them smokers here.

2:11:03

Like it's not sanctioned like enter fight, but like

2:11:05

I think a part of it is like, hey,

2:11:07

I need one to get out the

2:11:09

energy, but also there's like a nice humbling. They

2:11:11

need it. You need it to like learn and

2:11:13

fight club. Yeah. Fight club, yeah.

2:11:15

Fast. No,

2:11:17

it's good. It is. Bring that back. Which

2:11:20

is very fun. Did Zuck say he actually wants to compete?

2:11:22

Yeah. Like professionally? Even without the,

2:11:24

because the Elon fight was like the

2:11:26

thing that made it really popular between them two

2:11:28

boys. And he said after that. Not professionally, but

2:11:30

like to do, enter a tournament. Yeah. Like

2:11:33

a smoker, but you will fight someone that's equally,

2:11:35

because he did the jujitsu comp. And

2:11:37

again, shout out to him, he did it under a different name till

2:11:39

he walked on the mat and then people were like, oh shit, and

2:11:41

that was smart. So that way people don't

2:11:43

know I'm fighting Zuck. So then he did it under a

2:11:45

different name, put up on the mat and those who saw

2:11:47

it, saw it. And he did well, he won the fight.

2:11:49

So yeah, I think he will

2:11:52

at that level. Not like, again, professionally,

2:11:54

just someone who can hang.

2:11:56

It's very easy to, when you

2:11:58

get successful to stop. doing hard

2:12:00

things. You have to

2:12:02

do hard things. I always say this to

2:12:04

Joe, but it's like doing, he's addicted to

2:12:06

making himself uncomfortable. And it's why

2:12:09

he's so great is he's not afraid

2:12:11

to constantly make himself uncomfortable. And once

2:12:13

you get money, it's very

2:12:15

easy to be comfortable. And you see like

2:12:17

the kids of wealthy people, oftentimes they shy

2:12:20

away from, yeah, but like they shy away from discomfort because they

2:12:22

don't ever have to be discomfort. They never had to be. Think

2:12:24

of the level of discomfort you had to go through to get

2:12:27

where you are. You have to go live in China. Fuck

2:12:29

Chinese women. Yeah. Oh

2:12:32

no, that wasn't comfortable. That was comfortable. That was

2:12:34

really good. That was fine. They're good at that.

2:12:36

There's a billion of them. Yeah. No, no, no,

2:12:38

no. But like the amount of fucked up shit

2:12:40

you had to go through, right? And it's like,

2:12:42

if you just stop making yourself uncomfortable, what would

2:12:44

happen up here? Something, there's gonna be a change.

2:12:46

I've been there. You know, there's ways I felt

2:12:48

when I'm like, I can feel it like, you

2:12:50

know, like, okay, I gotta find a way to

2:12:52

just, that's what I need to say. You get

2:12:54

antsy. The last, bro, every time I'm about to,

2:12:56

every night before I hop into the cold pool,

2:12:59

my brain would always try and stop me. So

2:13:01

I override that by just like, no, I am

2:13:03

the master of my own body. And I just

2:13:05

boom, straight away dive in there. Feel the thing,

2:13:07

being there for two minutes, go on the spot,

2:13:09

then again. But the first one, it's

2:13:11

always just that your brain's like, no, no,

2:13:14

no. And you're just like walking through and I

2:13:16

just boom, dive in. So again, you do that,

2:13:18

reps, you kind of calcify your mind. You

2:13:21

make yourself the master of your own destiny. And

2:13:23

it transfers into other bits of your

2:13:25

life where you just, I have to go. So this

2:13:27

camp, I'm gonna find other ways to make myself uncomfortable.

2:13:30

Might start going yoga, because I don't really have a

2:13:32

camp yet. So I'm just, I

2:13:34

have some free time. So I'll maybe do something different,

2:13:36

like yoga is nice. What

2:13:38

else? I can't stretch like, you know,

2:13:41

these Lululemon chicks. Yeah. You

2:13:43

know, so I want to get to that level. Yeah.

2:13:45

Yeah. You want to be able to stretch

2:13:47

like that. Yeah. Get some fucking. I feel like you're

2:13:49

flexible. You could do all the kicking and everything. I'm

2:13:52

flexible, but again, I'm 35. It's

2:13:55

different. Yeah. So I'm not the same. Like

2:13:57

sometimes if, if I am

2:13:59

not. Striking as often as I as I should

2:14:02

be Takes

2:14:04

me about a week and a half maybe to get

2:14:06

my Yeah,

2:14:08

but when I was younger, I'll be out all night

2:14:13

No even sleep got a spot sparring and yeah, but

2:14:15

I can't do that anymore cuz I'm older and smarter

2:14:18

now Yeah, so I'm not as wild as I used

2:14:20

to be but still Time

2:14:22

and place. Yes Guys

2:14:25

anything else for the one the

2:14:27

only the last style vendor Let's

2:14:30

talk about this but as the

2:14:32

UFC recently settled the class-action lawsuit

2:14:34

with like a bunch of fighters

2:14:36

Yeah, does are all

2:14:38

the fighters included in that class action? I

2:14:40

think it's from a certain period So

2:14:43

I don't really know too much about it, but I think it's

2:14:45

from a certain period and I don't even know if it's still

2:14:47

Going on. I think maybe He's

2:14:50

rejected it. So it's gonna yeah, they're gonna do a

2:14:52

miss like a mistrial. I think I See,

2:14:56

okay, so the judge did a rejected but again, it's

2:14:58

not doesn't include me includes some fighters from

2:15:00

a certain time period So

2:15:02

yeah, that'll be interesting. We'll see what happens. Yeah Hmm

2:15:07

anything else? That's a good answer You

2:15:16

saw the this is so crazy we saw the over a year

2:15:18

ago So I'll say this

2:15:21

It was just sometimes some people can't see

2:15:23

the forest for the trees. Mm-hmm. And I've

2:15:25

always said I'm not local I'm global. Mm-hmm.

2:15:28

And at least now the movie can globally

2:15:30

be filmed be seen and I'm happy about

2:15:32

that because You've seen that

2:15:34

you saw it wasn't really a fight documentary. It

2:15:36

was a fight documentary. But it's more about say

2:15:40

Me dealing with this lifestyle the

2:15:42

spotlight. Yeah, and For

2:15:45

me the best picture I saw was a lady on

2:15:47

a plane knitting old lady on a plane knitting watching

2:15:50

it and someone sent me That and I thought that

2:15:52

was cool. Yeah, so that way shows

2:15:54

that's not just a film about a fighter It's

2:15:56

a you know, it's a few storylines. But like

2:15:58

what a what a magic that like when they're

2:16:01

making it, they didn't know that you're gonna beat

2:16:03

Perreira the second time. Yeah, not at the beginning,

2:16:06

they hurried it up because again, sometimes

2:16:08

some people. But

2:16:10

that is included, that is included. Yeah, at the end, but

2:16:12

they rushed that bit because

2:16:15

I think they stopped filming before

2:16:19

the Perreira New York fight. So then the

2:16:21

film was then imposed while that

2:16:23

was happening, so they kind of put that bit

2:16:25

at the end, but again, the story's still being

2:16:27

written. But right now, this film. It's

2:16:29

about you and your fight with your

2:16:31

own life and how you're coping with these

2:16:33

things. I think that is, but there'll

2:16:36

be another thing I think about that saga with

2:16:38

you and Alex. And I think that that

2:16:40

would be. 30 for 30. Yeah, I think

2:16:42

you gotta give Bill Simmons or something like that to do

2:16:44

it. He was the guy

2:16:47

who started the 30 for 30, so if I'm not

2:16:49

mistaken, right? Yeah, and it's like, I think it's gotta

2:16:51

be that caliber. But

2:16:54

this is great, because this is, if you're a

2:16:56

real fan of you, you get to explore that

2:16:59

emotional side of you, that you'll share on

2:17:01

pods and that kind of stuff. But you're

2:17:03

crying in it, you're really talking about what

2:17:05

makes you insecure, what makes you uncomfortable. This

2:17:07

is the most exposed I've ever felt on

2:17:09

TV. So even the first

2:17:11

time I got on a plane and

2:17:13

I realized, oh shit, my film's on

2:17:16

the plane. I shut

2:17:18

down. So I got into my seat, there was

2:17:20

a whole family and I just like, I was

2:17:23

really awkward. And in my head, I

2:17:25

just assumed people would be watching it

2:17:28

or maybe seeing it and then like, I

2:17:31

just felt so insecure about it. I'm fine now, but

2:17:33

that was the first time, and I might've had an

2:17:36

edible or something, so it made me more sensitive, but

2:17:38

then I was just very like, oh shit,

2:17:40

I didn't wanna be seen, so I just shut down for the

2:17:42

rest of the flight. But I'm fine

2:17:44

with it now, exposing myself, and now it's gonna

2:17:46

be seen in North America. I think it's on

2:17:48

Prime and Apple TV. And Apple TV. Globally.

2:17:52

Even YouTube, you're corrected. Oh yeah, but again,

2:17:54

it's like, cool, this is me. I'm a

2:17:56

human being, I'm a human animal. I have

2:17:58

a range of emotions that. can be

2:18:00

seen in this film from when I was a kid

2:18:02

to now. But again, if

2:18:06

people are gonna take whatever they wanna take from this, I'd

2:18:09

practice what I preach when I talk about people

2:18:11

dealing with their mental health because they don't want

2:18:13

to get mentally ill, like physically. And

2:18:15

I actually show them how to do it. Because

2:18:18

most people who don't, they think, oh, I'm not

2:18:20

crazy, honey, go see some therapist or whatever. But

2:18:22

then I'm showing you, this is simple. Last

2:18:24

time I went, I'll talk to

2:18:26

Janet would have been a month ago. Before that, I

2:18:28

didn't realize when she told me, Izzy, it's been three

2:18:31

years. And I was like, really? Wow. Yeah. Yeah, fuck.

2:18:33

So I was like, holy shit. And I just thought

2:18:35

maybe like a year. And she's like, no, Izzy, it's

2:18:37

been three years. I was like, are you serious? So

2:18:39

yeah, but then life, the

2:18:42

tools I got from her helped me deal with a lot

2:18:44

of things. And I just, cool. But then there's the residuals

2:18:46

you don't know about that just pile up. And then

2:18:48

you just, I'll deal with that later, but you don't know

2:18:51

you're doing that. And they got

2:18:53

piled up to a point that after that incident with the

2:18:55

fucking dickhead, I

2:18:57

was just like, nah, fuck this. So I kind of shut down.

2:18:59

And then I like, you know, Janet, can we

2:19:01

talk? You got some stuff

2:19:03

off. I didn't want to bombard her. So when I get back home

2:19:06

now, I'll talk to

2:19:08

her about some new stuff and be like, right. I

2:19:10

got this to deal with now. I mean, pile up

2:19:12

homework. So in that movie, when

2:19:14

I show people how to do it, you

2:19:17

know, I practice it as well. And like, yeah,

2:19:19

I fall off. Like I said, it's been three

2:19:21

years. Every life change requires a reset. Yeah. Every

2:19:24

single one. Like having a kid. Having a kid and

2:19:26

like it throws, you think you have it all figured

2:19:28

out and then you have a kid and you are

2:19:31

back to zero. Square one. And you have to refigure

2:19:33

it all out. And that, I mean, that's the important

2:19:35

of having like a partner that's down to figure it

2:19:37

out with you. Because that shit is, that's why you

2:19:39

got to choose, you got to choose that partner wisely.

2:19:42

And, but I imagine in your life,

2:19:44

every trying to

2:19:46

become champion, becoming champion, like

2:19:50

losing the belt, gaining the belt, like

2:19:53

all these things. What is my new identity without

2:19:55

the belt? Now I got it again. Oh my

2:19:57

God. Everybody loves me now that I have the

2:19:59

belt again. But I'm aware of it. Maybe they

2:20:01

never stopped loving me. No, I'm aware. Maybe they

2:20:04

just like all these things, if

2:20:06

you just ignore and put to the side, you're

2:20:08

gonna deal with them through stress. And I thought that's

2:20:10

what was cool about the film is you trying to

2:20:12

fucking figure it out. Yeah, I still am constantly. Like

2:20:14

even now on this new level, even

2:20:18

in my personal life, I try and keep it as

2:20:20

private as I can. But then in

2:20:22

this film, there was one point the director

2:20:24

was like, we need a love interest. I was like, hell no. I

2:20:28

knew straight away, I was just like, I knew at the time I was

2:20:30

like, this ain't the one. But. But.

2:20:33

But. But. But.

2:20:36

There was sort of a love interest. Yeah, but then

2:20:38

I was like, no, this ain't

2:20:40

the one. Like instinctively. There was an interest. Yeah.

2:20:42

Well, it wasn't for me anyway. So. Not

2:20:44

the right casting. The casting wasn't for me.

2:20:46

But look, I do get like FOMO, you

2:20:48

know. You just had a kid, you

2:20:50

did. He just got engaged. But

2:20:53

thing is, I'm grateful for is. Yeah. Not

2:20:56

engaged? Yeah, David just got engaged. Yeah. Get

2:20:59

all that. Yeah. What's his name?

2:21:01

He came in. Just to. Nah,

2:21:05

but she. Love you David. She fucking changed him. Bro,

2:21:07

so he lives, they kicked me out my mouth. That's

2:21:09

the most normal thing. Everyone can say, oh, this is

2:21:11

crazy. I listen. He did some grubbing.

2:21:13

But wait, watch this. He's just a hater. The house

2:21:16

that, my first house I ever bought. He

2:21:18

lives in there. They kicked me out, right? And then.

2:21:21

Now every time I go there, it's always clean. And I'm

2:21:23

like, why the fuck was in this place spotless when we

2:21:25

lived together? But again, that's cause. They bring out the best

2:21:27

in you, these women. She did. And

2:21:31

I'm proud of him for that. Cause of the grub he's had.

2:21:33

And I see that. And then I was kind of getting to

2:21:35

this point where I was just like, man, you

2:21:37

know, I'm fine. Again, I'm a man, shut up.

2:21:39

Dick pride. But still, you

2:21:43

know, it's like, oh, it'll happen. It'll happen. But then when

2:21:45

I was golfing with Kelly early this year, he didn't tell

2:21:47

me like, yeah, he's about to have a second one. I

2:21:50

think it's public, not public news, but it's on a

2:21:52

story on the Instagram or something. So he's had a

2:21:54

second kid at 52. Who's Slater?

2:21:56

Yeah. The last year. The go.

2:21:59

Yeah. That might have been the coolest thing about the

2:22:01

spheres. I got to like... Oh, he met him. Yeah,

2:22:03

he was there. That was awesome. He's

2:22:05

the man. Such a cool dude. He is. There's

2:22:08

no Lo 52 at all, or 53 now maybe. But just had a second

2:22:10

kid. He's been about the hell forever though. He's been locked in. And the

2:22:12

ocean. Yeah, yeah. The ocean.

2:22:15

But go on, you were saying. years

2:22:18

ago, just kind of let me know like, it's fine. There's

2:22:21

no rush because if you start rushing,

2:22:23

because you know, a lot of these girls, they do that. They

2:22:26

try and like, oh, it's like 35, but I need someone and they

2:22:28

find the wrong guy, you're with the wrong guy

2:22:30

and now you got to deal with that guy for the rest of your life. Yeah.

2:22:34

That ain't me. I'm not trying to be that

2:22:36

person. So yeah, I'm just going to chill and

2:22:38

probably one day share this part of

2:22:40

my life. But at the moment, I

2:22:42

like peace. I like, and this

2:22:44

is where I met with peace is just me,

2:22:46

myself and I. And then

2:22:48

doing all this to better myself will attract

2:22:50

not just that, but the best because already

2:22:52

it's attracting the best like

2:22:55

deals and positions for me. Like, look, we've

2:22:58

got Brokeboy. We've got his

2:23:00

company that's doing well and all these other things

2:23:02

that are happening. I can't really talk about right

2:23:04

now, but it's because I'm just focused on me

2:23:06

and being the best me. So yeah,

2:23:08

I feel like I'm in a good place, but

2:23:11

again, still in the race. Still everyone is supposed to.

2:23:13

Yeah, I'm still in the race. Me too. Yeah,

2:23:15

me too. Everyone else in the layouts. I said this, I tried to

2:23:17

get a riot for the last two years. They're still trying to process

2:23:19

me and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna get on the

2:23:21

hinge to see what's up. But then hinge is

2:23:24

not what I thought it was. No, wait, what was it?

2:23:26

It's just like the whole fucking questionnaire you have

2:23:28

to fly. I didn't accept you. That's some racist

2:23:30

shit. That's some racist shit. That

2:23:33

makes me feel like, wait, we'll figure out

2:23:35

that riot. No, no, no. No, no, no.

2:23:37

Riot was more like, I'm just like, he's right. No, no, no,

2:23:39

no. Unless it was happening. But then it wasn't. I

2:23:42

was like, still. But then hinge, I was like, they're all

2:23:44

looking for something different. We're gonna make some calls. Yeah. That's

2:23:48

what I'm trying to do, man. That's what I'm

2:23:50

saying. Yeah, I was trying, but we could walk

2:23:52

outside for five minutes. You'll be fine. Yeah. Look,

2:23:55

I'd rather, if I'm gonna get rejected, I'd rather it happen

2:23:57

the old fashioned way. Real life face to

2:23:59

face. You know what I mean? Rather than

2:24:01

like swiping, swiping, swiping. Yeah, why do you need it

2:24:04

dating yet? I don't, but I just thought I'd

2:24:06

try it just for the longs. Just for the

2:24:08

longs. You should

2:24:10

see the girls in Auckland. They're not. Damn,

2:24:14

Volo. Volo, I've been there. Everybody

2:24:16

out here, we shoot. What happened? Not

2:24:19

it. Wait, why? What's the

2:24:21

deal? They got too much sheep in

2:24:23

them? Look, there's

2:24:25

some really nice girls out there. But

2:24:28

if you talk about per capita, like

2:24:30

in New York, in LA, it's crazy. It's

2:24:32

crazy. We're spoiled. We're spoiled, bro. Bro, constantly.

2:24:34

We're on the streets just like me and

2:24:37

Matt. It was like, fuck. I'm

2:24:39

not even shy about it anymore. That's why in the airports, I just

2:24:41

put shades on so I can perv in peace. You're

2:24:45

a lot of people. You're

2:24:47

a lot of people. They

2:24:49

came outside. Yeah, I'm outside. Why are you

2:24:51

looking at me too? You

2:24:54

know this, I'm looking at you. I'm looking

2:24:56

at you looking at me. Exactly. I like

2:24:58

those. They're fun. And you get some good

2:25:01

interactions, but yeah, you get some weird ones.

2:25:04

I had a stalker. No. That's

2:25:07

my bad. Yeah. It's

2:25:09

all the way that I found. What happened? What happened?

2:25:12

What did she look like first? So

2:25:14

I had to send this to my lawyer, because

2:25:17

I was like, OK, I need to get this on

2:25:20

film, just so he knows. And then he's like,

2:25:22

right, you need to send a restraining order. So

2:25:24

I got her on the camera,

2:25:27

because she somehow found the ding

2:25:29

dong. And when I asked her how, she

2:25:31

goes, honestly, I don't know. Whoa,

2:25:35

that's wild. Hold on one

2:25:37

second. That's not a stalker, bro. That's just. She

2:25:39

found the ding dong? I mean, the

2:25:43

number to get to my apartment. So yeah. No,

2:25:45

you got to let her in, bro. She needs

2:25:47

help. Well, let me tell you, she needs help

2:25:49

for real. She needs help. She needs help. She

2:25:52

needs help. No,

2:25:55

no, it's crazy. I think she's Colombian, too.

2:25:57

So you know they're wild. That

2:26:00

was the road rage guy's sister. Nah,

2:26:02

but still for real. You've seen from the front? Yeah.

2:26:05

That's fire. But, so one time she ended

2:26:07

up- What the hell? How you seen from

2:26:09

the front? Nah, nah, nah. So one time

2:26:11

she- Nah, you better than me, bro. Stop

2:26:13

signaling, I got girls with nothing. Nah, but

2:26:15

nah, nah. Again, I'm glad I have a

2:26:17

little bit of, you know- Discipline. Discipline, a

2:26:19

little bit. Sometimes I don't. Yeah. But

2:26:22

that's what I'm glad I did, because if I did,

2:26:24

then I'm pretty sure I'd have problems right now. You

2:26:26

gotta jerk off to the security camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:26:29

Still in turn, then you let her in. Why do you think he took

2:26:31

that video? For the lawyer. Yeah,

2:26:34

yeah. That's what I call my dick too. Laid

2:26:38

down the law. Yeah, I'm sure he did. Nah,

2:26:40

but- Nah,

2:26:42

but again, like shit like that doesn't happen all the

2:26:45

time, but I'm sure, look, I'm sure people

2:26:47

have stalkers that are really good that they don't know

2:26:49

about. Yeah. For years, cause they- They trap

2:26:51

them up, all these NBA players. Bro, the

2:26:53

amount of older women that

2:26:56

get with these young players. Oh, that's all game.

2:26:59

That's sad. Nah, but again, look, if you

2:27:01

see someone, you're like, cool, that's legal.

2:27:05

They just know the game. They know, yeah. They're

2:27:07

hot, they're 42, they're like, cool, I'ma get you,

2:27:09

you're 21, bang. And

2:27:11

also, the kids, I think this is a little

2:27:13

bit different now, but if you're

2:27:16

a superstar athlete, you're famous at probably

2:27:18

around 14. Oh,

2:27:20

really? In America, right? Because they

2:27:22

start recruiting you to all these things.

2:27:25

Basketball. You're getting offers, they don't

2:27:27

really develop the skills to talk

2:27:29

to girls because they're just a superstar

2:27:31

athlete and they're just practicing. No game, no game. So

2:27:33

they don't really, so they're like kind of awkward and

2:27:35

uncomfortable and then this older girl that knows how to

2:27:37

make them comfy, they got that maternal instinct. They're also

2:27:40

not really tripping when they're going out there like talking

2:27:42

to other girls. They're not trying to lock them down

2:27:44

like these young ones are. They're like, yeah, go have

2:27:46

some fun. And like, oh my God, this girl's the

2:27:48

coolest girl ever. She's letting me do this. Gotcha. And

2:27:51

these girls are technically also pedophiles. Yeah. That's not

2:27:54

what I'm saying. That's a very important thing. You

2:27:56

guys are 21, whatever, it's legal. That's rumors.

2:27:58

Yeah, yeah, rumors. But again, if it was the

2:28:00

other way, I mean, Leo gets away with this,

2:28:02

so. Yeah, he knows what he's

2:28:04

doing. I

2:28:07

wonder if he's- Catch and release, catch and

2:28:09

release. That's the one, catch and release. Would

2:28:12

you snip? If you're Leo, or like, if you're

2:28:14

somebody, would you just freeze your sperm

2:28:16

in a few different places? You can put it back,

2:28:18

right? You can put it back. Yeah,

2:28:20

he's got us in it. I'm just too

2:28:22

scared. I just, yeah. No, don't snip. No,

2:28:24

hell no. No, no, no, no, I'm good.

2:28:27

Again, look, when I was a Wilder,

2:28:32

I never had a baby, because I never

2:28:34

pull out of a fight, but my

2:28:36

pull out game is elite, elite, elite.

2:28:39

But then now again, I'm smart. I'm smart now. And

2:28:43

Auckland again, it's just the cesspools. Everybody's

2:28:45

fucked everybody. That's the other thing, like I imagine like a- It's

2:28:47

a small city. You know Val. You

2:28:50

know. He was

2:28:52

only there for a week, but he's not. This

2:28:55

guy is all bad guys. I

2:28:57

love him. That's why we, hey.

2:28:59

You know what he does? He does this shit. It is

2:29:01

so fucking bad. I love it though. I love it though.

2:29:03

If there's a dude that like will be like, come hang

2:29:06

for whatever reason, it don't matter who it is. They might

2:29:08

become hanging. And like they'll say, yeah, I just started dating

2:29:10

this girl, right? And Val will

2:29:12

do this shit all the time. Oh, where in

2:29:14

front of him? He's like, oh, she lives in

2:29:16

LA. And he'll be like, oh, what's her name?

2:29:18

And then he'll be like, oh yeah, Megan. And

2:29:21

he goes, oh, Megan. He

2:29:25

does this every single time. He

2:29:28

goes, oh yeah, Megan. And then he don't follow up.

2:29:30

And the dude just sits there like, what'd you mean

2:29:32

by that? Can this motherfucker dick down Mike's girl? What'd

2:29:35

you mean by that? What does that do to me

2:29:37

by that? Oh yeah, Megan. The whole rest of the

2:29:39

night just in his head like, the fuck did Val

2:29:41

mean by that? That's an evil guy right there. And

2:29:43

Megan, do you know? You know Val? Yeah. He's like,

2:29:45

that's it. All of Val. Isn't that a horrible thing

2:29:48

to say? Oh yeah, Megan. He's just letting them know.

2:29:51

Bro, you're an animal. He does this a lot. He

2:29:53

does this a lot. We need some

2:29:55

innocent fun, do we not? Yeah, we did. It was

2:29:58

innocent and fun. Yeah, nice. I'll

2:30:00

send you were crazy in bed Put

2:30:12

up like a shirtless pic and like vol was

2:30:14

looking

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