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What's up everybody? Welcome

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to Slagrant! It's been

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brought to my attention

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by the internet, the

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glorious internet, that my

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mom was caught outside of

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a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game

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recently. Take it away. I'm really

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sorry. I came all the way

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from Scotland. I thought the Leafs

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were going to win two games.

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They lost. I am sorry. They

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let me sit. on the bench.

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That's why they lost it. They

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were overcome by Scottish barramons. They

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didn't know what they were doing.

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I don't know. It's great. They

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let her sit on the bench.

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I never understood where you got

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your confidence until back then. They

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might be the most confident people.

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They might just don't give them.

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Are Scottish women known for having

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huge tits? I don't know that.

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I know. Most of the women,

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my aunt Edith, rest and peace,

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had huge tits. Like she looked

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like gru, she had all upper

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body. It was just this massive

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upper body. But a lot of

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them start to get fat and

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then their just belly and tits

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become this one thing where they're

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just like, something put like a

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square on top of their hair.

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Yes. girl is awesome. Yeah she

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says she's a big one. That

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you know that there's like

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the Scottish are so they have

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like such like a roasty culture.

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Yeah like you got to get

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you got to accept whatever the

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fuck you look like real fast.

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So if you're if you're fat

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everybody calls you fat since you're

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a kid it's kind of like

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Latino. Like the fat kid they

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call you they call you flako. What

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does that mean? Yeah, we have like

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a family name in India. So my

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cousin, they just call him Goulou, it

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just means round. Just means rough. That's

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just what's Goula. That's your name to

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everybody. Goula. So then eventually you become

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like 45 years old and you've been

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a fab piece of shit your whole

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life. You learn how to be funny

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about it and endearing and then you

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just take over the internet. So shout

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out you miss. Sound out you! Okay?

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I was playing tennis with the number

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one 14 year old in DR and

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she's like a little darker skin. Dominican

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and they were like, hey nigga niega

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niega niega. That's her name. She beat

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your ass. Oh, of course. She was

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nice. 14 years old. Bus in every

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night. That's really coming up on tennis,

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huh? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Give us

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some time. No, you guys got that

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quick. What they call you out there?

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Shitty. Oh wow. You know what I

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do and I like it? That's, you

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like, if I love it. You're like,

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you're like the gay version of her.

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Yes. You're like that, but for gay.

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I'll take it. Thank you. No, because

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he doesn't want to have fun with

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it. He like, oh that is true.

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Like she knows she got huge fat

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tits and she's a big sloppy girl

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and she leans into it. Yeah. But

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you get a little sensitive. Why is

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fuck. No, exactly, that's the problem. She

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doesn't think she's flying, like she doesn't

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really think her tits distracted the maple

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leaves. I think she believes that. She

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believes, she said it with convictions. We

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didn't get you to that point though,

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we need to get you to the

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point where you're just accepting. Yeah, if

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you were like, I'm not going to

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tennis because there's no good homosexual tennis

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players, that would be that. No, there

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was Arthur Ash. That's

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a deep cut joke. Who's hard to

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add? That's a deep cut joke. He

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died of age? He's the one who

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died of AIDS. I didn't know what

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I was. And we named a stadium

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after him. Isn't that crazy? I don't

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know a blood transfusion dog. No. I

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think he got it from a deep

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cut. No. Did you really think it

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was a blood transfusion? It was just

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like the 70s. They didn't even start

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checking until after he died. Now that's

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a random. they didn't know back then.

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They didn't understand what AIDS was until

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like, what, the late 80s? Who gives

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blood? Like I'm trying to like what's

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going on your life really like I

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get blood really yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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even plasma Yes, I did the same

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thing you guys have the fancy blood.

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Yeah, no, I don't but plasma I

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heard they needed and I was trying

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to be a good person I gave

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up on that shit, don't I see

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your blood at Don't I shit? Why

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is it yellow? What is that? One

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blood transfusion type 2 diabetes a week

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later? Like quand surfing. Yeah, if anybody

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get diabetes, like Arthur Ash. That's me.

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That's my blood. Yeah. RFK will ban

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your blood immediately, right? Die of millions.

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Plus? So much closer, yeah. So what's

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going through your life when you, was

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there like a call made? Like, hey,

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we need blood because there's a travesty?

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I had donated before. And you actually

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feel kind of like shit when you

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donate blood, but then I don't know,

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you started to feel like, I don't

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know, you started feeling like, like, I'm

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done. Well, which team is you don't

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have to do it? So the dudes

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in Afghanistan? No, no, no, no. The

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visa took too long. So I just

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went to the mosque and, no, I

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did it in my high school. They

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had like a blood drive. Okay. I

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don't even know how. So they were,

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so they were milking 9-11 for blood.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ain't nobody need

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your blood in. I just used to

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do it for the fucking. chocolate and

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a little time off from work. But

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let's do similar. My high school, they

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would drive up with a bus. Five

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Jamaican ladies would be on it. And

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then you'd go on, you'd give blood,

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and they'd give it a movie ticket.

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And you got to skip class. Yeah.

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And so they were just in the

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middle. But there were 15-year-olds going on

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this bus, giving blood like three times

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a week. But that's sick. You get

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a movie ticket? Yeah, these buses are

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just selling it to the hospitals and

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they make crazy money on it. Oh,

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I thought the bus... Yeah. from the

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hospital. That's crazy. They're like independent blood

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harvesters from children. Can someone check this

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please? That seems insane. Okay so when

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Hollywood does it they're like these evil

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elites? They're like Jamaican ladies do it.

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Steal blood from children. Yeah the bloodsled

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team. Yeah it was wild. And you

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got to skip class. So it's a

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private company that comes and makes money

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off of. I don't think so. That's

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what the American Red Cross does in

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a shit like that I think right?

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Mine was just a big red bus.

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That's what it was what it was

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what it was what it was what

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it was what it was what it

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was what it was called. That's what

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it was called. We the big run.

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We the big run. And then we

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just pull up and you got to

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skip class. No parental consent for it.

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They go to floor radios. They go

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in a random round ball and just

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give their blood to anybody. I wanted

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to start this as a business in

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college where you go to spring break

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locations, pull blood out of people, then

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they get drunk faster, and you get

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their blood. Wow. That's a win win

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win. Oh. That's smart, right? That's a

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good idea. Right? Well, yep is with

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less blood, your blood alcohol. People will

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die. Yeah, well, goes up. Then more

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blood. You know? It's just like, it's

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kind of a perfect thing. It's kind

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of a perfect. Oh, do we ever

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drain the death? What is the, like,

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how long is blood good? Like, if

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somebody dies, we'll take their lungs, we'll

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take their liver. Let me check. That

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freaks me out. I said no. Yeah,

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I think I said no. Y'all said

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no. I think I said no. Because

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if you believe in the afterlife, you

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don't need artists. It's a soul. Yeah,

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but my idea of the afterlife is

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that I got what I got. I'm

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going to be whatever your shoulder still

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hurts in the after life. I'm going

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to say crazy. They don't even have

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it anymore. Wow, you're an organ owner.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no. You got to take. You got

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to take. You got to take. You

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got to take it. You got to

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take it. You got to take it.

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You got to take it. You got

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to take it. You got to take

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it. You got to take it. You

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got to take it. What is that?

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They didn't, it means to tell you,

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you're not one. Oh, it's just not

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there as you can drive. Oh, shit.

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Al thought he was an organ donor

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and they took it off his license.

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No, no, no, no. It used to

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say organ donor or not, like I

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just got the little heart there. Do

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you have a New York license? Now

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I got the Texas, but I'm sure

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it's the same shit. Yeah. I don't

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think I'm a donor. I don't think

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it's true. I don't make your donor

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either. Hey, I know. No, it's class

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D. D is for donor. No, no,

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no. That's the grade you got on

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your driving test. Let me drive a

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golf course. Yeah. Yeah. My mom told

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me not to do it because if

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I was on the operating table they

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said they would harvest my organs. That's

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why I knew that was it. That's

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my mom told me. They all say

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that like they're not gonna try to

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save you as much as if a

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doctor sees like a fresh pair of

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kittens. Yeah. Let this mother fucking bleed

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out. They don't see the blood. They

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don't take the people. They take it

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from the living people. But I'm saying

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if somebody develops that technology, that's going

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to save a lot of lives. Yeah.

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Yeah. And then we don't have to,

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you know, you don't have to pull

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up to these kids in school. Yeah.

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Yeah. Poor kids are lightened. They were

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wearing like Haitian using that shit for

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voodoo and shit. No, they might have

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been. Honestly, they might have been. Yeah.

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They did a firm donation bus right

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after, it was crazy. Can we speak

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to them? All the high schools would

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line up. It was a glorious thing.

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It was fun. Yeah. So you got

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a jerk off first, then you give

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blood. And you take the blood right

9:47

from the dick. So they drain your

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dick. You jerk off, it's still hard,

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and then you just tap it. Bro,

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Brandon says that you were, you know,

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Brandon, he said, I know him. Yeah,

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everyone, I know him. He's here every

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week. He's here every week. He said,

10:03

he was not a racist, Mark. Yeah.

10:05

not raises but if you want to

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prove it to the world just go

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and shine a shot. He said he

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would never get a he wouldn't get

10:14

a blood transfusion because he doesn't want

10:16

another man's blood in his penis. That's

10:18

funny. That's true. He's like, he's kind

10:20

of gay. You get a blood transfusion.

10:23

Someone else is blood pumping your dick

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up. That's gay. Oh my God. Yeah.

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You can't risk it. Die, I guess.

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Wow, that's right. I guess, yeah, you

10:31

never think about blood as like your

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thing. Yeah, if you feel like it's

10:36

like water or something like that, we

10:38

just all have access to it. But

10:40

yeah, it's your blood. And you got

10:42

another man's blood fucking your wife. Black

10:45

people come up with the best homophobia,

10:47

right? Anything's not going to go to

10:49

the hospital, right? Anything's not going to

10:51

go to the hospital, right? We're topped

10:53

here, because of the hospital. No, I

10:56

mean, for sure, because of the syphilis.

10:58

It was because of the syphilis. Yeah,

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absolutely. So they were just straight up

11:02

injecting syphilis into black pilots. Yeah. But

11:05

why did they not think that you

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would just get syphilis? Like what's the

11:09

experiment? I don't know. They want to

11:11

see the effects of it or whatever,

11:13

I guess, instead of getting syphilis patients,

11:16

they're like, well, let's just inject healthy

11:18

black people. This is horrible. It's so

11:20

fun. It's so fun. That's why you

11:22

don't trust the government now. They did

11:24

it in Guatemala, too. Did they? USAID

11:27

support it. So they didn't trust the

11:29

results from the black people. We kind

11:31

of... We need a bigger data. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. They're like, which which race

11:35

can survive can survive syphilis can survive

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syphilis. Is that. I don't know. I

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think it was literally just to see

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like what late term syphilis look like,

11:44

like untreated. That's why I think. I

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don't know. I'm not an expert. The

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forest is so funny. Watching you realize

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this in real time and you're such

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a history guy and something? I'll be

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honest. They had baby tiger! I still

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don't believe that. Y'all don't believe that.

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I still don't believe that. You don't

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believe that. You don't believe that they

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were able to do that. You just

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kidnapped cups. You're trying to say that

12:09

they put syphilis in fully grown black

12:11

people. And then when they got syphilis,

12:13

they were like, this syphilis shit is

12:15

crazy. That was the take of it.

12:17

And the black people kept getting sick

12:20

and they're like, we're trying to give

12:22

you medicine and it was just more

12:24

syphilis. Fauci was a lot

12:26

of German. Who was the Fauci at

12:29

the time that signed off on this?

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They're all white people. Yeah. That's the

12:33

problem. We need to throw the bad

12:35

whites under the bus. Yes. The fact

12:38

that we don't have a Fauci that

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it was his program. The fact that

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we don't have a Fauci that it

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was his program. That's a thank you.

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Thank you. I've been saying this for

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fucking years. I can try and do

12:51

my best. Yeah. But a good version

12:53

of us out there for the world

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to consume. I agree. No, they have

12:58

white marriage. How do you know who

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did that to you? Yeah. I think

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all of you. That's the problem. That's

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the problem. That's my point. White White.

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White. White. White. Can you just be

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honest? You all got simplest blame on

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us. Can you just be honest? You're

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telling me the pilots. We got it

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from the White prostitute story. I believe.

13:18

I mean, that's how they got Capone,

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too, right? Didn't Capone go down for

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Supples? He did go down. So maybe.

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Or something that it was something that

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it was maybe Gaunery. It was maybe

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Gaunery. It was very easily. It was

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very easily. It was very easily. It

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was very easily. It was very easily.

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It was very easily. It was very

13:39

easily. It's like injections or whatever. He

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just died. Because Sicilians are black. That's

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true. That's true. We're finding connectivity here.

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You do it in a bath right

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now. Damn, bro. That's crazy that we

13:50

don't know the person responsible for that

13:52

study. It's crazy you didn't know. No,

13:54

I knew what happened. I knew that

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they were, you know, not using protection

13:59

to make us. I knew something, happens,

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you know. But I didn't know there

14:04

was a specific psychopath that was... like

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hey let's just inject syphilis in them

14:08

and then see if they get it.

14:10

It was a government thing was it

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not? But I thought I thought what

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they did is like they mutated the

14:17

virus in some way and they thought

14:19

that it would create an immunity to

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the disease. No you're right Akash. Okay

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what study conducted between 1932 and 1972

14:26

40 fucking years by the United States.

14:28

They figured that shit out after Three

14:31

years? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The United

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States Public Health Service and the Center

14:35

for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC.

14:37

Wow. 400 African American men with syphilis.

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See who headed the program. I want

14:42

to know who was responsible. The fact

14:44

that it's not in the Wikipedia article.

14:46

This is crazy. You know, all white

14:49

people get blamed for it. No white

14:51

people just sitting around hoping you get

14:53

syphilis. They're probably hoping way worse things.

14:56

the really racist ones, they're not even

14:58

satisfied with it. I'm glad you had

15:00

that part, the really racist white guys

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go, let's give them this curable disease.

15:05

Right? Like, so what kind of weird

15:07

mutated psychopath would even develop something? Was

15:09

it treatable back then? No. By the

15:11

end of the study, medical advances meant

15:14

it was entirely treatable. So you guys...

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Hold on. No. Wait a minute, hold

15:18

on. It worked? Hold on. Let's get

15:20

Darry Cooper on here. Can I read

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the study? Let's get Darryl Cooper on

15:25

here. Can I read the sentence before?

15:27

Can I read the sentence before that?

15:29

Can I read the sentence before that

15:32

on the Wikipedia, Joey? The purpose of

15:34

the study was to observe the effects

15:36

of the disease when untreated. So I

15:38

think they specifically didn't want to treat

15:41

them to see what happened. I mean

15:43

that's the most fucked. This is just

15:45

diabolical. We got to figure out. Tell

15:48

you, Farrow Clark? That's what I'm saying.

15:50

Tell you, Farrow, Clark. Tally, Farrow doesn't

15:52

sound super white. I'm going to be

15:54

honest. It doesn't feel good. I was

15:57

thinking that? I know. I was like,

15:59

I was like, I done with said

16:01

back there, waiting for it to be

16:03

Colin Ginsburg. Oh, this is a point.

16:06

That is a point. That's an Italian.

16:08

That's an Italian bro. No, his name

16:10

is Charles. He looks like Prince Charles,

16:12

to be honest with you. No, his

16:15

name is a Italian Feral. Oh Charles,

16:17

tell you fair. Just because you said

16:19

it. Tell you fair. Charlie, tell you

16:21

fair. And his name is Charles. They're

16:24

trying to ethnic it up right now

16:26

to make you do it. Now, but

16:28

you always get a white name when

16:30

you come to America, so it's a

16:33

fucking blame white people for him. Yeah,

16:35

this guy's a fascist Italian, of course.

16:37

You know what I mean? We had,

16:40

listen, he's basically a Nazi. He's back

16:42

then, we're Nazis. We're like, okay, okay,

16:44

we like, we like that shit. We

16:46

like that shit. Okay? And some will

16:49

say it's like they love clothing so

16:51

much that they're like, uh, whatever. But

16:53

the reality is, is they were Nazis.

16:55

So they came here and they tried

16:58

to do Nazi shit. That's not on

17:00

us. White people just became white after

17:02

that whole civilist thing. Yeah. Fast. Sorry,

17:04

Italian's just because we never considered them

17:07

white when they were doing this horrible

17:09

stuff. It wasn't until black people got

17:11

equality. They were like, we need numbers.

17:13

Some people say that. I personally don't

17:16

subscribe to that. No, I think it's,

17:18

it wasn't until yeah, they came out

17:20

with a couple of good movies. Now

17:22

it's like, all right, we want those

17:25

ones. I think it was a couple

17:27

of good movies. Yeah, if entertainment was

17:29

the metric, yeah, it would have been

17:31

accepted way earlier. Bring up the other

17:34

guy. We're not white passing it. Yeah,

17:36

the other, that part of this experiment.

17:38

They tried to take some of our

17:41

half white. Raymond. Raymond von derleur. von

17:43

der lair. Definitely not us. Look at

17:45

us. Look at us. He did it.

17:47

He did it. He did it. Look

17:50

at that. Click on his page real

17:52

point. Where's this guy from? That's a

17:54

German name. That's a fucking German right

17:56

there. So you have a Nazi Italian

17:59

and a Nazi German that developed this

18:01

disgusting program where they're abusing American citizens.

18:03

And accidentally cure syphilis. How dare these

18:05

guys be audacity. These fucking Nazis come

18:08

over here. The fact that the Wikipedia

18:10

article in the first paragraph ends with

18:12

and then they found a crease. Like

18:14

you gotta love that shit out. You

18:17

can imagine this guy's son is walking

18:19

around be like they cured it though?

18:21

Yeah, right? Like come on. Look, it

18:23

wasn't good, but look at it. I

18:26

think we got to look into the

18:28

descendants of the Vondolares and then the,

18:30

what was it, Talia Fero, Clark? Yeah.

18:33

Stop making it ethnic. I know right.

18:35

His name is Charles Clark. No, his

18:37

name is Tarles Clark. No, his name

18:39

is Tar. And then the other one

18:42

is... We give him a sip, please.

18:44

Let's chew them with a nickel soup.

18:46

Well, it is. Take the mullah here.

18:48

I'm a sip. Oh my god. Oh

18:51

my god. Oh, there's a racism section

18:53

that we clickly, quickly, click away from.

18:55

American history sucks. No, no, no, no,

18:57

no. German Nazis and Italian Nazis that

19:00

we led into the country suck. Yeah.

19:02

Yeah, but you guys let them do

19:04

this fuck shit. Listen, bro. We didn't

19:06

know what they were gonna do. In

19:09

the government doing all this. They gave

19:11

us a good sales pitch. We're going

19:13

to cure syphilis really, that sounds awesome.

19:15

By any means, sir, all right, I

19:18

was looking to the means. Okay, can

19:20

we see what that exactly is going

19:22

to be? That's why now they could

19:25

only use white mice. That's a good

19:27

point. That is an interesting point. It

19:29

is only one of my highest roles.

19:31

Look at this fucking racist guinea right

19:34

here. Look what he said. Tell you

19:36

fair o'clock. The rather low intelligence of

19:38

the Negro population, the pressed economic condition,

19:40

and the common promiscuity, sexy relation. You

19:43

should make it. But the prevailing indifference

19:45

with the regards to the sentiment. That's

19:47

a fucking Guido if you ever see

19:49

one, right? Don't claim you just said.

19:52

I read it with you. I have

19:54

no idea what you just said. Disgusting

19:56

if you would say that. Does anyone

19:58

understand what you say? Imagine showing up

20:01

to the Senate or whatever, you gotta

20:03

get approved for this thing, right? And

20:05

then, we have an idea, we have

20:07

put the vaccine inside, the blacka people

20:10

in the fics of the sea for

20:12

the... And you're a white person, it's

20:14

never even heard in Italian speak before,

20:16

you're like, oh my God, that sounds

20:19

good idea, get them the fuck out

20:21

of here. Sign off on this thing,

20:23

it's horrible. Why do we trust Italians

20:26

with science in the first place? Thank

20:28

you. Yeah. Ferrari came in last place

20:30

this last weekend and have fun. The

20:32

only thing they do good is make

20:35

cars. You know what I mean? They

20:37

were popping Galileo, right? Yeah, it's 1500.

20:39

That's what I'm saying. Renaissance. They had

20:41

a good run. Yeah, 400 years ago.

20:44

And they were parted up with them.

20:46

I don't even think they were attached.

20:48

I don't think Galileo was Italian. I

20:50

don't think Davinch is an Italian. I

20:53

don't think Davinch's not an Italian last

20:55

time. How is Luigi Mendionia the talent?

20:57

What do you mean? I mean, they're

20:59

bad people. The Italians? Yeah. Food is

21:02

good enough. Oh my god. And the

21:04

cultures are making and war will never.

21:06

And you go there and you like.

21:08

Homolphe is just amazed. They just got

21:11

it. I just want to hold myself.

21:13

I just want to hold myself. I

21:15

just want to hold myself. I just

21:18

want to hold myself. And you're right.

21:20

The cinema is fantastic. Yeah. Guys. My

21:22

sellout streak ended. We got to get

21:24

back on track. Omaha Nebraska. Nebraska. This

21:27

week I'm at the funny. and buy

21:29

your tickets. Next week, March 28th, I'm

21:31

in Columbus, Ohio. I know there's a

21:33

lot of Indians there, you better buy

21:36

your fucking tickets. April 10th through 13th,

21:38

I'm gonna be making up for those

21:40

shows in Tampa. Most of the tickets

21:42

are already sold out. We've added. I

21:45

don't know if we're going to be

21:47

sold out. We've added, I don't know

21:49

if we're going to be able to

21:51

add any more. Most of tickets are

21:54

already sold out, we've added. I don't.

21:56

I don't know if. and many more

21:58

at Akash Singh. by your tickets right

22:00

now, let's get back to the show.

22:03

What's up guys, world's fastest ad read,

22:05

please don't skip. New York City, I'm

22:07

gonna be doing my monthly show with

22:10

Joe Avery, March 25th, Bangor, Maine, I'll

22:12

be there April 26th, Portland, May. You

22:14

can bang our suck as Dick! And

22:16

a bunch of other days, Charleston, and

22:19

a bunch of other dates, Charleston, and

22:21

a bunch of other dates, Charleston, and

22:23

a bunch of other dates, we'll. And

22:25

you guys should never forgive them for

22:28

it. Specifically the Germans and the Italians.

22:30

Thank God for us good whites. It

22:32

stopped that program. Yeah, but now you

22:34

let them in, so now we hate

22:37

Uyghul. Oh, that's on y'all. That feels

22:39

like prejudice. That feels like great. When

22:41

you blame the group for the actions

22:43

of the few. Why'd you let them

22:46

in? Are you anti-immigration all of a

22:48

sudden? Yeah, that's rough. Yeah,

22:50

sorry about that. Not just support

22:52

of it. This is the fucking

22:54

transient land. This is the last

22:56

thing they want. We're still saying

22:58

reverse this shit, bro. Yeah. Oh

23:00

my God, dude. Yeah, that's rough.

23:02

Yeah, that's rough. Yeah, that's a

23:04

great look. Yeah, sorry about that.

23:06

on Als birthday of all day.

23:09

Yeah. Happy birthday, Al. Thank you,

23:11

God. On Als, 32nd birthday. We're

23:13

going to bring this shit up.

23:15

You're Alsley? That's pretty good. Yeah.

23:17

From what I know. 37? Yeah.

23:19

Did you ever get an on

23:21

aria? Or a syphilis? No. What's

23:23

the one you just take a

23:25

pill for? I think that's Ghanaaria.

23:27

I mean. Isn't there a cure

23:29

already? Yeah, how do we get

23:31

there is what he's doing. Oh,

23:33

how do you go? I missed

23:35

that. Yeah, like where were the

23:37

Gondoree experiments? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

23:39

Like what even does Gondoree do

23:41

to you? You just get like

23:43

dick samples or something? I don't

23:45

know why you're looking at me.

23:47

You said you're looking at it.

23:49

You're the one holding your dick?

23:51

I don't know if I had

23:53

it. I was saying you had

23:55

one of them. I said you

23:57

could just take these pills right

23:59

now for a minute. No, I

24:01

think I went and I was

24:04

like, yeah, I think I went

24:06

and I was like, yeah, I

24:08

don't know, this should feel a

24:10

little warmer when I pee than

24:12

usual. And the doctor was like,

24:14

listen, you could just take these

24:16

pills right now for gonorrhea and

24:18

we'll go away or you could

24:20

just wait and see if it

24:22

goes away automatically. And I was

24:24

like, all right, I'll just take

24:26

them pills. Can it win away?

24:28

I should, I think it did,

24:30

I don't know. Wait, what? Do

24:32

you still have gunnaria? No, I

24:34

took the pills. Yeah. And it

24:36

went away. I think it did.

24:38

Or you can never know? We'll

24:40

really never know. Oh, that's a

24:42

great answer. Oh, that's a great

24:44

answer. Oh, that's a great answer.

24:46

Oh, that's a great answer. Oh,

24:48

that's a great. Yeah, I was

24:50

like, yo, I'm peeing and it's

24:52

like a little warmer by a

24:54

few degrees than normal. Doctors are

24:57

so lazy. He doesn't give me

24:59

fucking antibiotics or anything. He's like,

25:01

you gotta call things of antibiotics,

25:03

I guess, and it's like, we're

25:05

good. Just do chemo and just

25:07

in case. Yeah, why not? Just

25:09

see. Just do chemo and just

25:11

in case. Yeah. Why not? Just

25:13

see. This is one of the

25:15

ones that you take the antibiotic.

25:17

Were you nutting hot or bad?

25:19

You really knew. You definitely weren't

25:21

doing that. Holding that shit like

25:23

Elon. Were you nutting hot or

25:25

not? Oh, dude. The nuts were

25:27

coming out molten lollers. Just chunks.

25:29

Chunks. Chunks. That shit was coming

25:31

out. Chunks. Oh, bro. Speaking of

25:33

which. Oh, told my little baby.

25:35

Oh, why we didn't. That was

25:37

a weird. Oh, chung. It's like

25:39

a little spicy, right? She just

25:41

coming out as dick now. Why

25:43

are y'all doing that? Why are

25:45

y'all doing that? Why are y'all

25:47

used to speaking of wits? Oh,

25:50

junkie, bro, of junkie. I was

25:52

holding my little baby near the

25:54

window and he threw up onto

25:56

the radiator. Oh, no. And there's

25:58

a cover on the radiator. So

26:00

like, it kind of went in,

26:02

went through the grate all the

26:04

way down, like the hot heart

26:06

crust. Didn't bring it up to

26:08

anyone? And then we went out

26:10

of the house for a walk.

26:12

Oh no. And then the radiator

26:14

kicked off. Oh no. He came

26:16

home. It was just fucking cheese,

26:18

dude. Yeah. The whole part was

26:20

fond of. It was crazy. So

26:22

it's just cooking, it's cooking the

26:24

vomit. Oh, it's vomit hotter. It's

26:26

just milk. Oh. How do you

26:28

even clean that if you have

26:30

a cover for it? Yeah, we

26:32

had to like get underneath it,

26:34

turn it off, wipe it down.

26:36

Just me, just cleaning my wife's

26:38

birthday. Oh, happy birthday to your

26:40

wife. Yeah. Would you get her

26:42

for her birthday? This most annoying

26:45

thing. I was like, hey, what

26:47

do you want for your birthday?

26:49

Like a thing that I could

26:51

buy you? Maybe we could do

26:53

like an experience, we could get

26:55

a chef to come and make

26:57

breakfast. Money at the problem, it's

26:59

the best. She just said, you

27:01

know what? I would just love

27:03

to hang out with you. Oh,

27:05

you're horrible. It's, oh my, it's

27:07

millions of dollars. We love you!

27:09

We love you! Yes, yes. This

27:11

is a podcast, we love you,

27:13

okay? But a chef would have

27:15

been, yeah, because you could have

27:17

knocked that shit out in an

27:19

hour. Who knows? Who knows what

27:21

could have happened? Who knows where

27:23

I could have been career-wise. I

27:25

don't know if I told you

27:27

this shit, but I was going

27:29

to the Museum of Natural History

27:31

at Shila, did I tell you

27:33

guys this? Yeah, you did. And

27:35

going to the Natural History Museum,

27:38

Shila, whatever. We go to Park,

27:40

shut up. We go to Park,

27:42

shut up. We go to Park,

27:44

you know, like almost like right

27:46

in front of the Museum of

27:48

Natural History. I'm like... gets into

27:50

the spot which is wide open

27:52

but it takes her four or

27:54

five tries. She goes to pay

27:56

the meter. As she goes to

27:58

pay the meter, you know I'm

28:00

from New York, I don't trust

28:02

parking any time. I see the

28:04

meter may walk past us and

28:06

I go, yo, by the way,

28:08

is the, can we park here?

28:10

And the guy goes, nah, you

28:12

can't park here right now. I go, oh Emma,

28:14

we can't, we can't actually park here. My wife looks at

28:17

me and she goes, oh no, we can't. I go, no,

28:19

no, I just asked the guy who gives the tickets, we

28:21

could park, and she goes, no, I'm, we could park here.

28:23

I look back at the guy, because I'm helpless at this

28:25

point. I look back at the guy, right? I look back

28:27

at the guy, right? I look back at the guy, right?

28:30

I look back at the guy, the guy, the guy looks

28:32

at me, looks at my wife, he goes, looks at my

28:34

wife, he goes, looks at my wife, he goes, he goes,

28:36

he goes, looks at my wife, looks at my wife, looks at

28:38

my wife, he goes, looks at my wife, he goes, looks at

28:41

my wife, he goes, he goes, looks at my wife, looks at

28:43

my wife, looks at my wife, he goes, looks at my wife,

28:45

he goes, he goes, looks at my wife, he goes, he goes,

28:47

he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes,

28:49

he goes, he goes, You're in a great position.

28:51

Because either you move the car and you're

28:53

right, or you get a ticket and you come

28:55

back, you go, oh, that's so weird. We got

28:58

a ticket. I wonder why. Oh, he knows that

29:00

I'm going to be fine. And you're right again.

29:02

Yeah. So he's looking at you like, hey, I

29:04

got you. No, he's looking to be like, man,

29:06

what this guy got to put up with. You

29:09

know, he's dressed like a police office. Yeah, when

29:11

you call it a meter maze, it's hilarious. I

29:13

know. Like, we are really disrespectful. New Yorkers kept

29:15

on to that. They're all Indian. They're all Indian.

29:17

They're the ops, dude. They're all five two Indian.

29:19

Yeah, on the ops list. They don't have one

29:22

uniformed uniform that fits them. Every meter

29:24

made I've ever seen is in like

29:26

a size 3x. I've never seen an

29:28

Indian meter made, but if you gave

29:31

me a ticket. All the traffic cops

29:33

are Indian and all the meter maids

29:35

are in it. I've seen West Indian

29:38

traffic cops. Traffic cops are Indian and

29:40

all the meter maids are in it.

29:42

I've seen West Indian traffic cops. Come

29:44

on, come on, come on, come on,

29:47

come on, come on, come on with

29:49

West Indian. All the disappointing

29:51

Indians are. Yeah, it's very well, my

29:54

wife has been girl math and tickets

29:56

where uh, oh, yeah, she's convinced herself.

29:58

Yeah, we've already seen doing this shit

30:00

to me. She's like, man, Uber is so

30:02

expensive. I bet what? She's like, yeah, have

30:04

you taken it Uber lately? It's like so

30:06

expensive. I go, yeah, I guess maybe it's

30:08

gone up a little bit. She's like, no,

30:11

it's like crazy. Like every time you get

30:13

an Uber, it's like 35 bucks. I go,

30:15

I go, why are you saying that? She's

30:17

like, yeah, thank God, like that's why I

30:19

drive everywhere. Like, that's why I drive everywhere.

30:21

Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

30:23

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

30:25

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

30:27

like, like, like, like, I opened up one

30:29

of my drawers. I thought she was giving

30:31

out tickets. There was like 30 tickets

30:33

in the fucking drawer. And in her

30:35

mind, she's like, but I'm saving us

30:37

money. Like, thank God. This is money

30:39

saved. This is $5 saved each one

30:41

of these tickets. Oh, man. That's what.

30:43

You know, even if you pay the

30:45

shit off eventually when you get too

30:47

many, just revoked shit. So what do

30:50

you mean? Take your car? No, your

30:52

registration registration. They're like, they'll revoke it

30:54

if you get too many tickets yet.

30:56

But can I just tell them that

30:58

how Uber's so expensive? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:00

What if I say that? What if I

31:02

say it? No, because they did that just

31:04

to me once when I was doing that

31:06

same girl. I used to do it back

31:09

in the day. I was like, instead of

31:11

a parking garage, I'm like, yeah, I just

31:13

get the $35. This is how it's expensive?

31:15

New York is it's actually cheaper to not

31:17

to not to not to not do a

31:19

parking garage. and just get tickets and leave

31:21

your car on the street. I mean, I

31:24

guess depending on how many times you get

31:26

tickets. Well, no, you'll get tickets the exact

31:28

amount of time. If you'll keep your ticket

31:30

every time once a week, it might be

31:32

60 bucks. You only get two tickets a week,

31:34

right? Because you can't go Tuesday and Thursday.

31:36

So you get two tickets a week, that

31:38

is, let's say, 60 bucks ticket, $120, $120.

31:41

A parking garage like in Manhattan, it's a thousand

31:43

dollars a month. It's half the price to just

31:45

get tickets. So anybody that has a garage in

31:47

the city, it's so your car doesn't get broken

31:49

into. And that's why New York picked up on

31:51

game and they're like, no, you keep getting too

31:53

many tickets. We're going to have to punish your

31:56

car. Well, I've seen the other thing, but they

31:58

don't even put a boot on you. They just

32:00

put like a blindfold in your car? No. Have

32:02

you seen this? Oh no. This is hilarious. I

32:04

saw a boot last week. Really? No, the new

32:06

thing apparently is like they just put this giant

32:08

like mat that like sticks to your window so

32:10

you can't see out the windshield. And they can

32:13

only get it off of the special solvent.

32:15

Well that was the idea

32:17

with the go. Oh. Probably

32:20

because there's groups of people

32:22

you can call on now

32:24

and they'll to get the

32:26

boot. I saw a guy

32:29

drive the boot, break the

32:31

shit, fuck up his own

32:33

car, got out of there,

32:36

dog. It was unbelievable. You

32:38

kind of got it. You

32:40

want to play a game?

32:43

The game is called Guess

32:45

What Racey Was. But then

32:47

they track them, they must

32:49

have trackers or something, right?

32:51

Probably. Like that's crazy. Wow.

32:53

I took the boot off in college.

32:55

How? I just took the wheel off,

32:57

put the spare on. Did you really?

33:00

I drove to where our campus security

33:02

was, and I was like, hey, take

33:04

this off with the tire. Oh, you

33:06

took the entire wheel off. Yeah. Oh,

33:08

and then I put the spare on,

33:11

and I drove what? I was like, I

33:13

have shit to do today. How much is

33:15

a new? What is that where you rent

33:17

the same car that you have switch

33:19

at all the tires and then return

33:21

your car? Oh? This is why you

33:23

can't have immigration. This is the problem

33:26

with immigration. You never heard the Persian

33:28

tire change? No, I wish I'm done.

33:30

This is Dove is silent right now.

33:32

Dove is silent. Okay, this is Buddy

33:34

G wagon one day, buddy, just one

33:36

G wagon. No, this is quick, quick.

33:38

Yep. Holy shit! Because we don't even

33:40

think about it because we're like good

33:42

people. If you come from a place

33:45

where you don't get rewarded for being

33:47

good, you go, okay, I'll just

33:49

take advantage. But also if you're

33:51

screwing over like fucking, I don't

33:53

know, some car dealer or car

33:55

rental, car rental people are such

33:57

scumbags anyway. They're people too, Mark.

34:00

Oh, the car rental people. It's just the worst. You

34:02

rent a car, you show up, it's not the car

34:04

you want. They're like, oh, we can put you in

34:06

a feeot. And you're like, I'll just kill myself. Like,

34:08

I'd just, I'd rather do, I do, do, do, do,

34:10

do, do, do. I think I'm, I think I'm telling

34:12

you. It's a story, but like, the most emotional I've

34:14

seen more. Most emotional I've seen, most feelings. Most feelings,

34:16

I've seen more. Most feelings, I've seen, I've seen, most

34:18

feelings, most feelings, don't back, I've seen, I've seen, most

34:21

feelings, most feelings, I've seen more. Most feelings, no facts,

34:23

I've seen, like, like, like, most, most, most, most, like,

34:25

most feelings, back, back, back, back, take, take, back, take,

34:27

take, back, take, take, take, take, And in the

34:29

picture, they're all getting like a fucking

34:31

droptop, beautiful, whatever, right? And they show

34:33

up and they go to this little

34:36

shitty kiosk and there's like some French

34:38

girl there and she hands them the

34:40

keys to like a Volkswagen. Cabriolet with

34:42

like three tires. And just seeing these

34:45

people go, I ordered, I ordered a

34:47

G-back, I ordered like this absolute pandemonium

34:49

that they're not going to be the

34:51

exact car that they wanted. You're in

34:53

a fucking random island in the middle

34:56

of the Caribbean. Like, to be honest,

34:58

like low key. Maybe you're right, like

35:00

there's just blatant lying when it comes

35:02

to that. Like the rental. He's, he's,

35:05

oh boy, I rent cars a lot

35:07

because it's like traveling and I need

35:09

it for the equipment and you're like

35:12

that. Yeah. You never get the car

35:14

you paid for. And then they try

35:16

to look for little scratches on it

35:18

and shit and say you did it.

35:21

Like I've had so many times they

35:23

try to wipe some bullshit. I'm like, no

35:25

I didn't. Like I know I know I

35:27

know I know I didn't. That has, I've

35:29

been able to fight two times the attempted

35:31

that shit on me. I was like, hey,

35:33

look at this picture, look at this dated,

35:35

there's nothing here, look at the picture when

35:37

I returned it. So that shit is racism,

35:40

bro, because I've never once been asked if

35:42

I did something to mess up a car. And

35:44

I've messed up maybe like a hundred and a

35:46

half. You have a D class on your life?

35:48

You got a D. I'm D. I got a

35:50

D. Like I don't think there's a single time

35:52

I've rented a car and I haven't done something

35:54

wrong to it. Sort of God. Like every single

35:56

time I can break on the whole time. I

35:58

go get groceries, I slam it. into the car

36:00

and then and never once have they even

36:02

asked. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. That's why I just

36:04

do like the private car rental. We just

36:07

rent it from like a dude. Yeah. Verbo is

36:09

that? True. Two row. Two row. Two row. Those

36:11

are great. I put one into a snow bank

36:13

one time. Just like spun out at the snowbank at

36:15

least my wife is so pissed I was like take

36:17

a picture It's kind of funny. She's like I'm not

36:19

taking a picture Just sat in the car the whole

36:21

time in the snowbank like leaning over a dude Just

36:23

pulled up some random dude nacho. It was just like

36:26

oh, I got you and pulled us and pulled us

36:28

out and pulled us out and then I called up

36:30

the guy was like put into a snowbank. He's like

36:32

ah it happens. Don't worry. Give me 300 give me

36:34

300 bucks I just gave them cash and

36:36

it was fun. Wow, that's pretty

36:38

good. Yeah, it went away. Legend. It

36:40

was great. You just deal with real

36:43

people, you know? Real people. Not these

36:45

corporations. Not these corporate interests. It's

36:47

fucking oligopoly we live in, you know?

36:49

Yeah, dude. Fucking oligopoly. Mind you owning,

36:52

bro. What else is going on boys?

36:54

Explain this Ruby Frank shit to me.

36:56

This shit was awful. Can we get

36:59

a picture of Ruby Frankie? Before

37:01

the pod, everybody has been saying, yo,

37:03

you need to learn about this

37:05

Ruby Frank story. I don't, what

37:07

is it? Ruby Frankie. Is it?

37:09

Ruby Frankie. Is it one person?

37:11

Yeah, well, technically it's many people.

37:13

Yeah. Okay, just bring the whole

37:16

thing down. I have no clue

37:18

what this is. She gets millions

37:20

of followers, she's making hundreds of

37:22

thousands of dollars a month, doing

37:24

a family vlog, yeah, she's Mormon,

37:26

lives out in Utah. So like

37:28

passengers is like passengers of God. Six

37:30

kids, husband and wife. And she's just filming

37:32

the daily life of like the kids. Yeah.

37:35

And from when the kids are young. Like,

37:37

one of the kids isn't even

37:39

born yet, like, all the kids

37:41

are, like, panish, 12-ish, and then

37:43

slowly the content gets bigger and

37:45

bigger, bigger, but also, like, a

37:47

little bit more aggressive. And she

37:49

has this, like, very, uh... What

37:51

do you mean by aggressive? Like,

37:53

she's, like, oh, my daughter's first

37:55

period. Or, like, oh, my daughter's

37:57

using deodorant, or, like, he's going

37:59

through puberty. Don't get a lot

38:01

of money. I got a lot

38:03

of money. You wouldn't know nothing

38:06

about that. It should be. I

38:08

don't know. I got a lot

38:10

of mouth. He put like a,

38:12

hey dog. You got like a

38:14

straight. Hands known. You gotta get

38:17

straight. You gotta hear one. You

38:19

gotta get straight. You got to

38:21

get up there to the gun.

38:23

I don't want to waste nothing

38:26

on the teeth. Right. Can I

38:28

go? The girl saying early on,

38:30

like one of the kids I think was

38:32

saying, like, it felt like our whole childhood

38:34

revolve around her wanting to film us. And

38:36

like, that was what life was. Like her

38:38

being like, we need to film this thing.

38:40

Yeah. You didn't have like our own life,

38:42

it's just her thing. But then it continues

38:44

to, but then she didn't have like our

38:46

own life, it's just her thing. But then

38:48

it continues to, and then she continues to,

38:50

and she's like, she's like, she's like, like,

38:52

like, like, like, like, And so she eventually

38:54

links up with this therapist that starts working

38:56

with the family to get the family to

38:59

get the family. You heard that, right? She

39:01

took the kid's bedroom away, the bed away.

39:03

He had to sleep on a beanbag for

39:05

months, like... We've all seen

39:07

what kind of father he

39:09

is. And for him to

39:11

act like he would ever

39:14

be like okay with anything

39:16

remotely approaching this is

39:18

so funny. My daughter

39:20

would never just respect

39:22

me. You wouldn't have

39:24

a demon ever. Would

39:26

never be a situation

39:28

like that. Clearly. Okay.

39:30

beanbag is pretty sick.

39:33

It's kind of sick,

39:35

it's kind of chill.

39:37

Yeah, bean bag is

39:39

really bad. How old is

39:41

the kid? Like probably 15, 16? And

39:43

then it was like a four-year-old, there's

39:45

something like that. That's the kid? Yeah,

39:48

it's a few years old. Yeah, it's

39:50

a few years old. Yeah. But basically,

39:52

she gets this therapist involved. And the

39:54

therapist is like, like, I'm kind of

39:57

a man-hater, she's like, man with a

39:59

problem. She gets her husband and she's

40:01

there. Also not like a real PhD,

40:03

like what are they, licensed clinical worker

40:05

or whatever the fuck nonsense. Yeah, yeah.

40:07

It becomes basically a cult where like now

40:09

she brings this girl Ruby Frankie into like

40:11

her group and now is like her co-host

40:14

on a bunch of the content and then

40:16

she stops doing YouTube content and just like

40:18

isolates the family, isolates the parents away or

40:20

isolates the dad so the dad gets kicked

40:22

out of the house and the her starts

40:24

hooking up with the therapist in their own

40:26

house. The, the, the, the, Frankie, the, Frankie,

40:28

starts, starts, basically does her, I think

40:30

that was, strongly alluded. They don't know.

40:33

It's the therapist, male or female? Female,

40:35

female. She's woman man-hating and then... These

40:37

Mormons are so easy to gay up.

40:39

You guys remember that, uh, that horrendous

40:41

documentary where the guy fucked the whole

40:43

family? Oh, yeah. It's just a hand

40:46

job or something. It's just, oh, it's

40:48

kid stuff. It's just kid stuff about

40:50

a hand job to another dude. Remember

40:52

the guy who's disgusting, but he had

40:54

sex with the dad, the mom, and

40:56

the daughter. Like, it was like, if

40:59

the daughter wasn't involved, it'd be

41:01

hilarious, it'd be hilarious. Yeah,

41:03

it's not just Mormons, I want

41:05

to say. I think they're

41:07

the most extreme example of

41:09

Americans, but I think Americans,

41:11

since we grow up, believing that

41:13

we can achieve anything, we are probably

41:15

the most gullible culture. And I think this is why that

41:18

we accept conspiracies so willingly. Like there's another part where like

41:20

the government is obviously live and these institutions take advantage of

41:22

us. Absolutely, of course. But because we grew up and every

41:24

single one of us is like, I'm going to be a

41:26

millionaire when I go. Of course I am. I'm going to

41:28

be the most famous person. I'm going to be the most

41:30

successful. There's no version of us that is like, I can't

41:32

go past my class. I can't achieve these things. We believe

41:34

we believe we can do anything. We believe we can do

41:37

anything. We believe we can do anything. We can do anything.

41:39

We believe we can do anything. We believe we can do

41:41

anything. We believe we can do anything. You could turn

41:43

them into lesbians, right? Like you could

41:45

flip them. It's really interesting. But theirs

41:47

is like, we're the cults. The cults

41:49

don't exist outside of America, right? Where

41:52

were their cults that are this popular?

41:54

Like Jones was probably not in America,

41:56

right? He's in South America. Well, he

41:58

started America. He started America. a motherfucker got

42:00

a crack in here, bro. This is what you make your

42:02

bones. Are gypsies considered a cult? No. No, but like, Japan

42:04

had a famous one. They did the Sarangas attacks and the

42:06

subway. They had one cult. What I'm saying is we got

42:09

a million, we have so many different cults, we don't know

42:11

which one drank the Kool-Aid, and they all died. Like,

42:13

there's like hundreds of them. The most pop and cults

42:15

have religiosity tied in. That's why like the Caribbean, like

42:17

the Caribbean, like the Caribbean, like the Caribbean, like the

42:19

Caribbean, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

42:21

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

42:23

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

42:26

like, like, like, like, like, like, Like if you were

42:28

to tell Jamaican, be like, yo, I saw this

42:30

guy was talking me and he flew. But I

42:32

think it'd be a little easier to get

42:34

a Jamaican guy to be like, wait, for

42:36

real? Every American would believe you're in a

42:39

heartbeat. Have you seen the way the

42:41

Americans react to like mentalists?

42:43

Yeah. Do you know like when they go and

42:45

what you're thinking of is Deborah and

42:47

they're like Deborah like if you do

42:49

that in France like oh yes you

42:51

get some Deborah okay this is very

42:53

nice like there's no reactivity in Europe

42:55

to that kind of shit like oh magic

42:57

okay very nice is a good trick I think

43:00

it's God I think you grew up like

43:02

a like a religious underpin that's why I

43:04

believe in demons even though I don't yes

43:06

you do we believe in everything I think

43:08

God maybe is part of it but I

43:11

also think there's something like pushing this belief

43:13

in the impossible where I think there's like a

43:15

restrictive belief in other like in Scotland they're not

43:17

believing other shit like where my mom grew up

43:19

it was like hey this is where you are

43:22

you're gonna stay right here and that is it

43:24

and you better accept it and love it right

43:26

this is like this kind of British class system

43:28

that everybody lives in and you can go within

43:30

this range but if you go out you're a

43:33

real if you're really putting an effort you're a

43:35

real keener are they super religious in Scotland they're

43:37

like tribally Yeah, I think in general you can

43:39

some people will take some specific random part

43:41

of the Bible That's crazy Yeah, there's demons

43:43

probably talked about in the Bible and then

43:46

that just becomes all what it's about Yeah,

43:48

so this one will literally Jody the therapist was

43:50

like I'm possessed by a demon That's why I

43:52

need to move into your guys's house with all

43:54

your kids Yeah, her house was possessed so she

43:56

means in with the family of eight people and

43:59

is having exorcisms on camera they're like filming

44:01

it the girls like oh yeah out

44:03

of her like doing an exorcism you

44:05

kick the daughter out of her room

44:07

so she gets a room in the

44:09

house so she slowly like works her

44:11

way into like a pretty good system

44:13

and every time that like she wouldn't

44:15

get what she wants or like it

44:17

wasn't happening fast enough she'd be more

44:19

possessed yeah and then she gets up

44:21

to the top bedroom and then she's

44:23

having these these demon problems overnight So

44:25

the wife would leave the husband in

44:27

their bed. Mind you, the husband went

44:29

through hell in this experience. He first

44:31

got on steroids. He didn't get juice,

44:33

but he got incredibly fit because the

44:35

wife, the original Ruby Frankie, was like,

44:37

you're the man in the house, you

44:39

need to like be diesel. I want

44:41

to keep listening. I watched the whoo

44:43

doc. I ain't see any of that.

44:45

Hold on, could this happen in Italy?

44:47

No way. And they are Catholic. What

44:49

I'm saying is, could this happen for

44:51

it? No way. It's not happening in

44:53

Greece. It's not happening anywhere else. We

44:55

have to. But the first thing you

44:58

pointed out was Mormons. And there was

45:00

the other one too. But I think

45:02

that Mormons are the most extreme version

45:04

of Americans. Right? It's like, to believe

45:06

their thing. Have you looked into their

45:08

belief system? Yeah. No knock on the

45:10

Mormons, but it's some wild shit. Like

45:12

the Native Americans made it over Jerusalem,

45:14

then pulled back. Fire yeah, so it's

45:16

like I think there is something in

45:18

our DNA maybe it is like Maybe

45:20

we are these like risk takers from

45:22

the rest of the world right we

45:24

leave the rest of the world leave

45:26

our families because we really truly believe

45:28

that we can do anything in America.

45:30

Yeah So that type of belief system,

45:32

which is amazing, is what America thrives

45:34

off of, also lends us to believe

45:36

anything could be possible. And that's why

45:38

you see these cults sprout up. And

45:40

I think religiosity helps it. I think

45:42

we're splitting hairs. I agree. I think

45:44

we're just disagreeing on the percentage. That's

45:46

it. I agree with you. That is

45:48

part of it. I wonder if cryptos

45:50

is popular in Europe. I bet you

45:52

it's not. I bet you they're like,

45:54

it's just letters, there's no way you

45:57

could possibly make. And every American's like,

45:59

this is the new, fuck me. I'm

46:01

like, this is the, I watched one

46:03

documentary on the Fed and I'm like,

46:05

these motherfuckers. It takes one video to

46:07

flip the entire country. How the fuck

46:09

could Do they give us all this

46:11

information? Like, do you know what I

46:13

mean? This is insane. We're vulnerable. Yeah.

46:15

I feel like where life is pretty

46:17

good, I feel like you're not going

46:19

to get into it as much. Like,

46:21

remember when we were at the pool

46:23

in Arizona, we met those British people,

46:25

they're like, crypto millionaires? And like, their

46:27

teeth were rotted out and they're all

46:29

in blow. Like, yeah, crypto, it's a

46:31

new thing, bro, bro, you guys, I

46:33

was going to get on it on

46:35

it. And I was just like, oh,

46:37

this is the end. We're looking at

46:39

the end, right in the face. Just

46:41

like these fat British people, like, yes,

46:43

we're putting all the money in crypto.

46:45

They're probably billionaires at this point. Yeah.

46:47

Yeah, they've probably made a lot of

46:49

money. Yeah, dude. Anyway. Yeah, keep going.

46:51

So husband gets on steroids. He gets

46:53

fit. The husband just got really screwed

46:56

in the whole process. He's also kind

46:58

of like a dumb, seeming guy. He's

47:00

like manipulated. He's so in love with

47:02

his wife, he's like so cucked out.

47:04

He just goes along with everything she

47:06

wants. And then so what the therapist

47:08

does is genius. She has a men's

47:10

group, that they have to meet on

47:12

Zoom every week. And then they talk

47:14

about the shame of like looking at

47:16

pornography, like looking at pornography, like, like,

47:18

like, like, like, like, like, like, the

47:20

beacon of hope. She's like, oh yeah,

47:22

the husband's been doing great, he's the

47:24

best, he's the best, he's the best,

47:26

he's the best, he's the best, builds

47:28

him up into this like godly character.

47:30

And then once she gets in the

47:32

house and she now wants the husband

47:34

away from the wife, she just every

47:36

week starts laying into him for months.

47:38

She starts laying into him. She starts

47:40

laying him, making him outside of the

47:42

group that he used to be at

47:44

the top of. So now he wants

47:46

her approval so now he wants her

47:48

approval so badly. He wants her approval

47:50

so badly. He wants her approval so

47:53

bad. He wants her approval. He wants

47:55

her approval. He wants her approval. He

47:57

wants her approval. He wants her approval.

47:59

He wants her approval. He wants her

48:01

approval. He's the approval. He's the best.

48:03

He's the best. He's the best. He's

48:05

the best. He's the best. He's the

48:07

best. He's the best. He's the best.

48:09

He's the best Yeah, I think he

48:11

watched Pornography one time that month and

48:13

she's like that's why there's demons in

48:15

the house and then This is only

48:17

in America like we need to start

48:19

like just being honest with ourselves and

48:21

we got we can be a little

48:23

better about the demon stuff. Mark is

48:25

one of the smartest people we know

48:27

he believes in demons. I know. Yeah,

48:29

he's also the most religious person I

48:31

know This guy's barely even religious. Think

48:33

about the most religious person, you know,

48:35

he doesn't eat sugar? Come on, bro.

48:37

Come on, from, what was the last

48:39

time he went? During life he's wrapping

48:41

his stuff. I've been going every Sunday

48:43

and Lent. In Lent. So one Sunday.

48:45

Yeah, so far. So far. Yeah, I'm

48:47

on a street. I'm on a street.

48:49

You know, this guy right here. You

48:52

know, Dove! What does I say about

48:54

the synagogue? He goes every single movie.

48:56

Every day. Every day? Yeah, he eats

48:58

the pasta. He does lobster though. Yeah,

49:00

that's a good point. Yeah, I mean

49:02

with the diet. And Chixus. No, he's

49:04

off the Chixus. He's off the Chixus.

49:06

Yeah, yeah. That's great. I love it.

49:08

Don't ever say I've never lied for

49:10

you. But yeah, but there's something about

49:12

us man will believe it and every

49:14

single New Yorker thinks the Knicks are

49:16

going to win the championship every single

49:18

year Every single year or things the

49:20

Knicks are going to win the championship

49:22

every single year because we are Every

49:24

single Dallas Cowboys fan thinks it's outside

49:26

of you Outside of you, you understand

49:28

what I'm saying. We have this like

49:30

there's this beautiful delusion. We have it

49:32

allows us to create the great thing.

49:34

I think the delusion in America specifically

49:36

in America specifically is imbued with religiosity

49:38

because of manifest And you can make

49:40

all the money you want because God

49:42

wants you to. Well, can you explain

49:44

specifically what manifest destiny? You can go

49:46

west as far as you want and

49:48

colonize and kill all the natives because

49:51

that's what God wants. It's what God

49:53

wants. Hey, what did JFK say? Was

49:55

it Roosevelt? Like God is on Roosevelt?

49:57

Like God is on our side? Americans

49:59

just got murdered and they're like, oh

50:01

God, you want to pull up? Like,

50:03

the fun. You're a little late here,

50:05

but I was on the third line.

50:07

No, yeah. God will come up with

50:09

it. Also makes sense with the Mormonism

50:11

thing. Like manifest, they are the Manifest

50:13

Destiny religion. Yes, American Prime Evil. Yeah,

50:15

they're trying to snatch it. And there's

50:17

some wild boy, yeah. Shout out some

50:19

worms, I know it sounds like we're

50:21

back on Mormon, it's like, like, like,

50:23

like, this. They come back here and

50:25

then they kind of just sell in

50:27

Salt Lake and nothing really happens. It's

50:29

like, that thing, what is it called,

50:31

where they go for two years? The

50:33

mission is like this beautiful... Yeah, I

50:35

do. You basically get your business acumen

50:37

locked in for two straight years, right?

50:39

You go, you learn sales in the

50:41

toughest environment possible. You learn another language.

50:43

You're trying to sell God to people

50:45

who don't want it. Dealing with rejection

50:47

of the most personal thing in your

50:50

life. The thing that means of most

50:52

to you, getting smack in the face,

50:54

and you're put in a lot of

50:56

them like really tough situations, so they

50:58

develop that skill to do with rejection,

51:00

they develop an amazing skill to sell,

51:02

and by the end of it... You're

51:04

not knocking on doors. You're running a

51:06

team of people that are knocking on

51:08

doors. So they come out of that

51:10

with this like understanding of how a

51:12

business should function, learning another language, and

51:14

knowing how to manage other people in

51:16

like really desperate situations. So of course

51:18

they come back here and they thrive

51:20

and they become like the largest, what

51:22

is it, landowners in America or something

51:24

like that? Like they run multinational corporations

51:26

like churches large. And we just call

51:28

them goof balls because they have some

51:30

like weird beliefs, but there. They are

51:32

all next. They're both. They're both. They

51:34

are both. But like if you look

51:36

at like Mormon business people, there's so

51:38

many like the Mary Kay girls that

51:40

do all the makeup. The Mormon makeup,

51:42

that first girl is Mormon. There's like

51:44

a whole subgenre of like Mormon mom

51:46

talk. Like where it's just like tick-talk

51:49

influencers that sell clothing and makeup and

51:51

shit. All Mormon, all know each other.

51:53

Just like no shame regarding like selling

51:55

themselves because they're like yeah. I can't

51:57

fucking like selling like selling themselves. I

51:59

mean jet blue black and Decker sky

52:01

west to marry it. It's a lot.

52:03

I'm raising my kids more. I've always

52:05

said son Mitt Romney. Yeah, yeah, Bain

52:07

Capital the legend And who were we

52:09

talking to? We were talking to somebody

52:11

about how they justify that. Because the

52:13

idea, I think, with Bain, I could

52:15

be messing this up, but you're essentially

52:17

like taking over businesses that are in

52:19

distress and then like building them back

52:21

up. And you've got to fire like

52:23

maybe 10,000 fucking people when you do

52:25

that. And it's just like, how do

52:27

you deal with that as like a

52:29

Mormon as a God-fearing person? Like you

52:31

could negatively impact 10,000. people's lives and

52:33

I think the justification was yeah but

52:35

I'm saving the other 20,000 did work

52:37

at that company and what would happen

52:39

to them if the whole company went

52:41

out of business like so you can

52:43

retrofit any justification that's pretty good yeah

52:45

yeah they're they're fucking impressive but like

52:48

most Americans they will believe whatever the

52:50

fuck sounds most interesting yeah I think

52:52

Mormons are also like the highest tiving

52:54

group of people. So like a lot

52:56

of times they can justify business decisions

52:58

for the fact that the more money

53:00

they are making. They give back to

53:02

the church. 10% always goes to the

53:04

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56:41

it, eight passengers to what? Mom's of

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truth. Mom's of truth. Yeah, so this

56:46

girl is like a part of, now

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it's them too. Yeah. Not even the

56:50

family, but she's still like. You can

56:52

describe it. She basically kicks out the

56:54

oldest son, the oldest daughter, they go

56:56

to college and they have complete cutoff.

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They can't talk to the family at

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all. She says, if you talk to

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the family, you're going to be bringing

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more demons into the house. So for

57:06

the sake of the family, don't talk

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to us. All the time gets kicked

57:10

out because he masturbates. You're missing a

57:12

main detail. The woman, the, the, how

57:14

did you find out? The therapist is

57:16

living in the house and also is

57:18

his therapist and is also manipulating the

57:20

oldest son and being like, tell me

57:22

what you've done wrong. I know something

57:24

went wrong. I know you've guilt on

57:26

your conscience. He's like, all right, I

57:28

got a hand job. I drank little

57:30

alcohol and I looked at porn. And

57:32

then that gets back to the mother

57:34

and then the mother goes, oh, the

57:36

reason this house is cursed, the reason

57:38

that that woman is still being possessed

57:41

by the devils. And this is when

57:43

the father is also being like excommunicated

57:45

from the family. And the woman is

57:47

now having these like god these demon

57:49

possessions overnight. And the wife would go

57:51

to the husband and be like, hey,

57:53

I need to go upstairs. I think

57:55

if I stay with her tonight, the

57:57

demons won't affect her. And this is

57:59

where the like hook up accusations

58:01

for it to build. The daughter

58:03

in the documentary says I believe they

58:05

were hooking up. Which is kind of

58:07

far. What does a therapist look like?

58:09

Tough. Yeah, tough look. Tough look. Tough

58:12

look. Tough look. There's like videos

58:14

of them on a jet ski and they're

58:16

like so like lesbian cute. They're like holding

58:18

on to each other and she's like I'm

58:20

gonna go so fast. And she's like don't

58:23

throw me off. Yeah. Oh God. Yeah. She

58:25

was sitting front row at the Maple Leafs

58:27

game. I almost fell asleep with part of

58:29

this shit because I don't remember that. So

58:31

then basically for nine months, this woman and

58:34

the therapist are raising the four other kids,

58:36

the husband's out of the picture, two oldest

58:38

kids are out of the picture, and then

58:40

she just starts abusing the shit out of

58:43

the two youngest kids. This is where I get

58:45

super-fucked up. Who was abusing them? The two of them together.

58:47

The two moms. The husband's kicked out of the house. He

58:49

has no idea what's going on, but he's so brainwashed and

58:51

was so pussy whipped over this girl that like, on these

58:53

calls, he just assumes he's the problem and everything's gonna get

58:55

better. No, no checking with his kids. I think his oldest

58:57

daughter tried to text him. Hey, dad, just want to let

58:59

you know, I love you, thinking of you. He hearts it,

59:01

and then one minute later, unharts it, because he's it, because

59:03

he's so worried about, because he's so worried about, he's so

59:05

worried about, he's so worried about, he's worried about, about, about,

59:07

about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about,

59:09

about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about,

59:11

about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about, about,

59:14

about, about, about, about, He's like so worried about

59:16

crossing the mom and losing her. He said

59:18

like I chose her over my kids every

59:20

single time. So moves the two youngest kids

59:22

away from their childhood home into the therapist

59:24

house, which is like on a compound far

59:26

out in Utah. It's a mansion in like

59:28

the desert. Like there's no one around for

59:30

an acre. Two acres, three acres. And like

59:32

the house is like retrofit. It's got like

59:35

bunkers underneath. It's got like a safe with

59:37

like a panic room. It's got like food

59:39

prepped for months. from doing this cult

59:41

basically. Yeah she basically runs like

59:43

one of the best therapy situations

59:46

and it's I don't want to say

59:48

it's like the church isn't helping her

59:50

but the church is telling people you

59:52

can go to her. It was like Hustler's

59:54

University for soccer most. Yeah that's a

59:57

good way to put it. And so

59:59

the kids and get an abuse like they

1:00:01

have to like go stand in the sun

1:00:03

they have to jump on a trampoline for

1:00:05

like 12 hours a day they force me

1:00:08

like run in like a hundred ten degree

1:00:10

weather and then at one point they're just

1:00:12

like bound with like ropes in the basement

1:00:15

just like tied up and the mom documents

1:00:17

everything in these journals Everything, word for work.

1:00:19

And the vlog start getting darker. Like if

1:00:21

your kid is, it is principal over everything.

1:00:24

If you, basically, if your kid has to

1:00:26

die for the principles to work, then that's

1:00:28

what it is. It doesn't matter. The chemistry

1:00:30

needs to be more severe. Killer. Yeah. So

1:00:33

the way they found out is that the

1:00:35

kid, one of the boy that's tied up,

1:00:37

escapes from the house, the therapist leaves the

1:00:40

door up and he escapes from the house,

1:00:42

runs across the street, like all the way

1:00:44

down the way down the driveway, like to

1:00:46

the nearest neighbor, like to the nearest neighbor,

1:00:49

knocks on the door, knocks on the door.

1:00:51

And then the neighbor shows up. The kid's

1:00:53

about to walk away because the neighbor's an

1:00:55

old person, takes him a while to get

1:00:58

to the door. Kid just kind of, you

1:01:00

see it on the, the ring cam, he

1:01:02

starts walking away. He's like almost at the

1:01:05

street. And then luckily the neighbor opens the

1:01:07

door and the kid is like, hey, can

1:01:09

you do me two favors? And neighbors like

1:01:11

kind of like what? So what are they?

1:01:14

And then he's like, can you? Actually, I

1:01:16

just need one. Can you call the cops?

1:01:18

I'm worried about my sister and me or

1:01:20

something like that. Yeah, the video is on

1:01:23

a bring camp too. Yeah, the kids walk

1:01:25

up on a ring. Kind of hard ring,

1:01:27

to be honest. Yeah, I cried. The dad,

1:01:30

like this is an old man. He's like,

1:01:32

why don't you have a seat here? Then

1:01:34

I guess his wife brings out like a

1:01:36

banana. He's like, why don't you have a

1:01:39

seed here? Then I guess his wife brings

1:01:41

out. Why don't you have a seed here,

1:01:43

like, like, like, like, like, like, why don't

1:01:45

you have, like, like, like, like, why don't

1:01:48

you have, like, like, like, why don't you

1:01:50

have, I don't you have, like, like, like,

1:01:52

I don't you have, like, like, like, like,

1:01:55

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:01:57

like, like, like, like, like, like, like and

1:01:59

then apparently he has a sister in the

1:02:01

house too. So then I yeah SWAT comes

1:02:04

in raised the whole house fresh who's the

1:02:06

sister and this this The therapist when she

1:02:08

answers the door she answers the door she

1:02:11

goes I'm on the phone my lawyer like

1:02:13

already she knows she knows so this I

1:02:15

would say this mom is probably schizophrenic like

1:02:17

the way she talks I'm on the phone

1:02:20

my lawyer like already she knows so this

1:02:22

I would say this mom is probably schizophrenic

1:02:24

like the schizophrenic person might think that like

1:02:26

there's a dirty, dirty bitch, and the dad

1:02:29

is a cuck for just letting this all

1:02:31

happen. To me. Like, that's my takeaway. So

1:02:33

then basically go to court, they both plead

1:02:36

guilty. to six counts of like child abuse

1:02:38

and they both get like 30 40 years

1:02:40

in prison. The daughter was in when they

1:02:42

found the daughter she was like upstairs in

1:02:45

a room like her hand like this you

1:02:47

know what I mean like her knees tucked

1:02:49

against her chest in like a closet in

1:02:51

the back of the closet the cop is

1:02:54

trying to talk to her she won't speak

1:02:56

like it's so sad so he's just like

1:02:58

calling for whatever backup or like welfare or

1:03:01

whatever C DC or whatever the fuck oh

1:03:03

and people had been In Utah, her neighbors,

1:03:05

it's Utah, they're probably all friendly with each

1:03:07

other. They were all concerned and they had

1:03:10

called for welfare checks. Multiple neighbors and the

1:03:12

oldest daughter called for a welfare check. I

1:03:14

want a welfare check for my brothers and

1:03:16

sisters. I don't think they're okay. And then

1:03:19

the cops weren't allowed to get evidence of

1:03:21

physical abuse. And because the cops weren't allowed

1:03:23

to get a search warrant. So this goes

1:03:26

on for 10 months. If that kid doesn't

1:03:28

escape and they die. Frankly, it's also on

1:03:30

the judge for never once being like, yo,

1:03:32

you're allowed to go search, go to a

1:03:35

welfare check. And to be honest... This is,

1:03:37

I've had a, like, we have a neighbor

1:03:39

who says some crazy shit to their kid,

1:03:41

like, you're stuck, you're a fucking psychopath, like,

1:03:44

nasty shit to the kid. You're fucking and

1:03:46

say, what are you doing? Like, we're hearing

1:03:48

things horrendous. We called, yeah, we called, yeah,

1:03:51

we called Child Protective Services, CPS, or whatever.

1:03:53

And then they were like, if you don't

1:03:55

have evidence that the kids are being physically

1:03:57

abused, there's mom says. I was going to

1:04:00

go over and knock on the door and

1:04:02

be like, what the fuck is going on?

1:04:04

My wife is like, you cannot call, let's

1:04:07

call CPS, let's do this all right, would

1:04:09

be, you cannot go over there. And I

1:04:11

was like, I'm gonna go check in on

1:04:13

the kid and be like, yo, are you

1:04:16

okay? I hear what you're saying to you,

1:04:18

and she's like, dog, this woman is clearly

1:04:20

crazy. You have somewhat of a public profile.

1:04:22

You don't know what you could say about

1:04:25

you could say about you. Nobody talks to

1:04:27

her still here shit. It's like crazy and

1:04:29

we live in like a nice building So

1:04:32

what happens to that kid? I don't know

1:04:34

I see him I try to just be

1:04:36

like hey, what's up man everything okay? He

1:04:38

is withdrawn head is always down and it's

1:04:41

just like yeah your mom is saying horrendous

1:04:43

shit to you Yeah, it sucks because I

1:04:45

think if you call like CPS and you

1:04:47

like lie you can get charged like fraud

1:04:50

and like actually it's a crime if you

1:04:52

do some shit like that it's almost like

1:04:54

slotting Right, that makes sense. But I mean

1:04:57

if you hear somebody that's verbally abusing your

1:04:59

child, you should be able to... They can't

1:05:01

do anything about that, but imagine if he

1:05:03

calls and be like, oh I seen her

1:05:06

pit the child and he lied about that

1:05:08

shit, then it's like he can get in

1:05:10

trouble. I mean, you could say you heard

1:05:12

it, what sounded like it. Yeah. I mean,

1:05:15

yeah, just the shit, I can't even think

1:05:17

of it because it's on random spot and

1:05:19

just whatever, but like, the shit she says

1:05:22

is just like, we hear it from our

1:05:24

room in an apartment nearby and we're like,

1:05:26

down the hall, people have been like, talking

1:05:28

to us, like, what the fuck is going

1:05:31

on in there? That shit scares the fuck

1:05:33

out of me, because that kid turns into

1:05:35

a school shooter. Truly. Oh, you could talk

1:05:38

to a 15-year-old. Nah. I ain't talking to

1:05:40

nobody's gonna. He had a rule. All right.

1:05:42

He had a strict rule. What's it going

1:05:44

on? You're in college. You can't talk about

1:05:47

that. They were good guys. Oh, that's fine.

1:05:49

I also think, though, there's a conversation about

1:05:51

all of these mommy vloggers, like... I see

1:05:53

my wife sees a couple of them some

1:05:56

of them will just have their kids like

1:05:58

in the background of a video as a

1:06:00

part of like hey here's a day in

1:06:03

my life my kid went to whatever some

1:06:05

of them will make their kids the center

1:06:07

of the video and there's an Indian girl

1:06:09

who does it right and like she's just

1:06:12

a daughter who's just an adorable girl who's

1:06:14

just an adorable girl who's just a daughter

1:06:16

who's just an adorable girl who's to me

1:06:18

just an adorable girl who's just an This

1:06:21

is going to fuck her up mentally. She

1:06:23

has no consent in this. Why are you

1:06:25

putting her on fucking video? Do you care

1:06:28

about your kids? at all? Or are you

1:06:30

just so fucking talentless that you'll do whatever

1:06:32

it takes to get a few views? I

1:06:34

would like to live it about. The Ruben

1:06:37

thing is crazy because she's forcing the kids

1:06:39

to do stuff. She's like, hey, act sad.

1:06:41

Hey, be sad in this one. And the

1:06:43

kid's like, Mom, I don't really want to

1:06:46

do this. Yeah. I think larger conversation, all

1:06:48

them fucking parent bloggers, if your kid is

1:06:50

a center of a video, your account should

1:06:53

be banned. California is legislated against this California

1:06:55

right now just started a law where if

1:06:57

your child is 60% of your content you

1:06:59

have to put away a certain amount of

1:07:02

money for them 30% of income I like

1:07:04

that and there's a bunch of people who

1:07:06

are leaving California being like guys we just

1:07:08

don't like the lifestyle here like we're going

1:07:11

to Tennessee we're going to Texas we had

1:07:13

mold in the house or whatever these like

1:07:15

sort of excuses are but it's just so

1:07:18

they can enslave their children and make content

1:07:20

I don't know the... I don't know the

1:07:22

full details. Oh, that shit is so gross.

1:07:24

Like this lady, she was giving them just

1:07:27

like 10 bucks to be out of the

1:07:29

video. She was like, if you help with

1:07:31

the video, you get $10. And she's coming

1:07:34

home with fucking $100,000. She also left, she

1:07:36

saved all the raws. So there's all this

1:07:38

evidence against her. You know what's funny about

1:07:40

this is that, uh, there's a lot of

1:07:43

people that... like their kids just worked at

1:07:45

the bodega or worked at the diner or

1:07:47

whatever and that was just part of their

1:07:49

chores that's what it is and they didn't

1:07:52

get their ten dollars maybe they may might

1:07:54

have got a couple bucks but this is

1:07:56

just your contribution to the family like this

1:07:59

is the family nobody has an issue with

1:08:01

no I can but here's the difference internet

1:08:03

comments are the difference you go to school

1:08:05

nobody's gonna be like hey look what people

1:08:08

are saying about you working at the bodega

1:08:10

yeah mmm this if you or just some

1:08:12

kid to go comment on the parents page

1:08:14

and it's like well whatever i will say

1:08:17

this though like all the mommy bloggers like

1:08:19

keep that shit up though because they put

1:08:21

out some good information like like learning like

1:08:24

if you want to know like how to

1:08:26

beat jet lag for your kid you could

1:08:28

just type that shit it's incredible i love

1:08:30

that you'll be the center of the no

1:08:33

i think you're You're making a, yeah, you're,

1:08:35

you're defining it, right? Like that is a

1:08:37

talent, what you're describing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Putting

1:08:39

my kid in a video and talking about

1:08:42

how cute they are, that's the kid, that's

1:08:44

no different than like these stage moms that

1:08:46

we hate or the kids that force their

1:08:49

kids to be actors. You're the exact same

1:08:51

person, but now you're also the director, the

1:08:53

executive producer. You're just taking all the money.

1:08:55

And the next person won. Yeah, I think

1:08:58

slicing it and that when you're making your

1:09:00

kid act for the content, and especially like

1:09:02

emotionally manipulating them, like this, that's fine. But

1:09:05

no, I mean, that's not fine. Sorry, that's

1:09:07

horrible and they should all go to jail.

1:09:09

That's illegal, yeah. That's really, they should go

1:09:11

to jail. But, um... I see a lot

1:09:14

of these like mommy vloggers they put out

1:09:16

amazing stuff it's like hey my kid was

1:09:18

doing this and it actually this piece of

1:09:20

this bottle can pop off and she almost

1:09:23

choked like don't use this bottle and then

1:09:25

you go oh my god thank you so

1:09:27

much for sharing that information yeah I'm just

1:09:30

saying like as a parent there's like so

1:09:32

much useful information that a lot of parents

1:09:34

they're saying like which food has you allergic

1:09:36

reactions but it's not only ingredient I love

1:09:39

the fact that information is decentralized, especially with

1:09:41

parenting, just as a parent, because I get

1:09:43

so much of it. But I agree with

1:09:45

you, there's a different version of it where

1:09:48

you're like abusing the kid for content. But

1:09:50

the one, like you said, like, where parents

1:09:52

are at the forefront, it's super helpful as

1:09:55

a parent. Before we just had to, like,

1:09:57

go off a few parenting books and you

1:09:59

hope those were good. You know, like, I'd

1:10:01

rather go off of like millions of like

1:10:04

millions of people on the internet saying like

1:10:06

what was useful for their kids, like what

1:10:08

was useful for their kids, like what was

1:10:10

useful for their kids, without was useful for

1:10:13

their kids, without exploiting the kids, without exploiting

1:10:15

the kid. And I think a lot of

1:10:17

them are good at some, even like blur

1:10:20

their kids' faces out in them. And they'll

1:10:22

be like, hey, this tool for sleeping on

1:10:24

a plane was really helpful. We inflated this

1:10:26

thing. So I don't want to criticize those

1:10:29

people because that shit is one of her

1:10:31

teenage, I guess now she's a teenager getting

1:10:33

her eyebrows threaded and like, I didn't watch

1:10:35

the video, but I know Indian girls, I

1:10:38

know what the eyebrows look like, I know

1:10:40

you're inviting some comments, you know. the kids

1:10:42

from that online criticism, which is very different

1:10:45

when their parents, they're just like offering information

1:10:47

and advice. Yeah, one's entertainment, one's in information.

1:10:49

Yeah, education, rather, yeah. But like that's just

1:10:51

far, like how to play with your baby.

1:10:54

There's all these amazing videos from like doctors.

1:10:56

They're not pediatricians, but they're like they have

1:10:58

maybe like a PhD in child psychology or

1:11:01

something like that. Like how to teach your

1:11:03

kid how to sound out letters or how

1:11:05

to like say words, how to like say

1:11:07

words before they can even really speak. And

1:11:10

I learned all this stuff from them. Like

1:11:12

this is amazing. I remember the first time

1:11:14

a girl left me alone in the baby.

1:11:16

She's like, all right, I'll be gone for

1:11:19

like an hour and a half, I'll be

1:11:21

right back. I'll be right back. I'll be

1:11:23

right back. I'll be right. I'll be right.

1:11:26

I'll be right. I'll be right. I'll be

1:11:28

right. I'll be right. I'll be right. I'll

1:11:30

be right. I'll be right. She's like, oh,

1:11:32

I just play with one. I was like,

1:11:35

what? The reading one, but like, I was

1:11:37

like, do I just like, read them? Like,

1:11:39

I didn't know what to do. What girl

1:11:41

left you? My wife. Oh, okay. You said

1:11:44

that. You said a girl. You said my

1:11:46

wife. Oh, okay. You said a girl. You

1:11:48

said a girl. You said a girl. You

1:11:51

said a girl. That was a little on

1:11:53

a basis. Yeah. My wife. Oh, okay. You

1:11:55

said a second. You said a second. You

1:11:57

said a. You said a. You said a.

1:12:00

You said a. You said a. You said

1:12:02

a. You said a. You said a. You

1:12:04

said a. You said a. You said a.

1:12:06

You said a. You said a. You said

1:12:09

a. You said a. You said a. You

1:12:11

said a. You said a. You said a.

1:12:13

You said a. You said a. You said

1:12:16

a. You said a. You said a. You

1:12:18

said a. Even if it was you getting

1:12:20

on camera and complaining about your kids. But

1:12:22

the kids aren't in the videos, they'll blur

1:12:25

it out. That's, I'm not even saying there's

1:12:27

a shot at him, that's what Luisique did.

1:12:29

Yeah. It was, but you don't know who

1:12:31

the kids are, he protects their identity. That's

1:12:34

great, that's entertaining. Yeah, but I think that's

1:12:36

a good slice. Yeah, but what gets the

1:12:38

views, and they knew that the son and

1:12:41

the oldest daughter got the things, whatever they

1:12:43

would, that some poor shit. You exploiting children

1:12:45

for views is some horseshone. I know yeah,

1:12:47

that's great Yeah, give me something fun right

1:12:50

now This is too dark. I need something

1:12:52

fun. I need something light. How about Jonathan

1:12:54

Major's beating the shit out of his throat?

1:12:57

We need something fun and light. We need

1:12:59

something fun and light. The emotional manipulation that

1:13:01

he is capable of that's insane son. I

1:13:03

need you to read verbatim what happened in

1:13:06

the transcript. Yeah, can you fill me in

1:13:08

on this? audio leaked of a conversation of

1:13:10

him with said woman. He says, I'm ashamed.

1:13:12

I've ever made just begins before cutting himself

1:13:15

off, cuts himself, I guess, I'm ashamed I've

1:13:17

ever, I've never, I've never been aggressive with

1:13:19

a woman before, I've never addressed a woman,

1:13:22

I aggress you. She goes, you strangled me

1:13:24

and pushed me against the car. He goes,

1:13:26

yes, all of those things are under-agressed. That's

1:13:28

never happened to me. Wow. Because I said

1:13:31

something sarcastically in your eyes, she said. And

1:13:33

he said, well, clearly it's more than that.

1:13:35

And then she goes, something inside of something

1:13:37

inside of you. Yeah, towards you. Yeah, son.

1:13:40

He just blamed her for choking the shit

1:13:42

out of her. This guy, you need to

1:13:44

bury this motherfucker under the jail. Now here's

1:13:47

the question. Aggressed? I need to know the

1:13:49

timeline. What's crazy, there was rumors of maybe

1:13:51

Marvel bringing them back in. They waited. They

1:13:53

sat on that audio. I think they waited

1:13:56

for these rumors. People were defending his ex.

1:13:58

Yeah. And I think the chick is white,

1:14:00

right? Yeah. You know, so mistake number one.

1:14:02

Mistake number one. Mistake number one. Where is

1:14:05

Dr. Kumar when you need him? Dr. Kumar

1:14:07

is here. Mistake number one. Mistake number one.

1:14:09

That's because the video came out. She had

1:14:12

his phone. It's like, you know, it should

1:14:14

take people's property. And what was the video

1:14:16

of him running away from her? That was

1:14:18

not. Yeah. Something black people all about castle,

1:14:21

Dr. And I know. And he was running

1:14:23

away from her. She was the aggressor. Yeah,

1:14:25

but isn't yeah, but now okay. So this

1:14:28

is I'm not mature enough to have this

1:14:30

conversation. I just want to point that out

1:14:32

right now. I think it's better than that

1:14:34

one. I am not mature enough to have

1:14:37

this conversation, but we will have it regardless.

1:14:39

Now, there is a movie where he was,

1:14:41

I think it just recently came out where

1:14:43

he played a bodybuilder. I don't know if

1:14:46

it was a historical piece, but it's a

1:14:48

movie about weightlifting, specifically bodybuilding. And he gets

1:14:50

absolutely like ripped, shredded, shredded, jackeded, which I

1:14:53

assume he's taking like. tons of steroids and

1:14:55

all these other performance enhancing drugs. You think

1:14:57

that's to blame? I didn't say that at

1:14:59

all. I didn't say that at all. I

1:15:02

didn't say that at all. I didn't say

1:15:04

that at all. What I'm saying is, what

1:15:06

I'm saying is, was he taking all those

1:15:08

things around the time of his aggressive behavior?

1:15:11

Is it possible that these steroids could have

1:15:13

made him lose control? And agressed. It could

1:15:15

have made him more aggressive. He's pretty big

1:15:18

and creed. Maybe he started that. Oh, he

1:15:20

started. It is Hollywood's fault. It's Hollywood's fault.

1:15:22

I think I got the PR move for

1:15:24

him. Okay. Sometimes a man is struggling with

1:15:27

his sexuality. Oh yeah. He doesn't know how

1:15:29

to handle the fact that he might be

1:15:31

a different sexuality. And so he's a little,

1:15:33

he takes it out on women in a

1:15:36

way that's not fair. Because I can't help

1:15:38

but notice, his pictures with Michael B. Michael

1:15:40

B. No aggression. No aggression whatsoever. Very comfortable.

1:15:43

Was not here when he came out? No.

1:15:45

Oh, this is just perfectly timed. Look this

1:15:47

up if you can, Joey. I'm pretty sure

1:15:49

he just came out and said that he

1:15:52

was molested as a child. Yeah. Look that

1:15:54

up. You hold on to that one. I

1:15:56

missed the old days when it was just

1:15:58

like, you hungry. Have a snickers. Like, you

1:16:01

know, when you were angry or hungry, just

1:16:03

eat some. Just blame it on, now it's

1:16:05

hungry. Does he say that he was? Just

1:16:08

blame? I'm hungry. The old days I used

1:16:10

to work. Say what? Sexual abuse at age

1:16:12

nine. So yeah, so he came out saying

1:16:14

he was sexually abused. I can't help what?

1:16:17

Man of women, that counts. Both. Damn. We're

1:16:19

not mature enough to have this conversation. I

1:16:21

just want to let you know. But do

1:16:24

you think he tried to beat the? You

1:16:26

know, very popular is the same shit, but

1:16:28

John was crazy. Damn. How did you say

1:16:30

you got him flattered as an adult? You're

1:16:33

looking back. I mean, he was the same.

1:16:35

Yeah, I had it like that. You have

1:16:37

to feel bad for him. Yeah, damn, fucking

1:16:39

how I mean this is what Kevin Spacey

1:16:42

did. What's that? You got accused of like

1:16:44

like abusing a kid and he was like,

1:16:46

oh, I'm just gay. No, the kid was,

1:16:49

the kid was, listen, the kid was 17

1:16:51

and also gay. So that doesn't count. That's

1:16:53

crazier than what I say. Because he's like,

1:16:55

that's not a joke. You see what I'm

1:16:58

saying? You see what I'm saying? I know

1:17:00

it's, I can't be, I'm not doing crazy.

1:17:02

Let me make charge of it. We're not

1:17:04

mature enough to have a conversation, but like

1:17:07

gay on gay is the exact same thing

1:17:09

as like male, 17 year old, and like

1:17:11

30 year old teacher. Female. As

1:17:14

long as they're both gay, if

1:17:16

it's a straight dude that's being,

1:17:18

you know, taking advantage of by

1:17:20

a gay guy, that's fucked up.

1:17:22

But if it's a gay guy,

1:17:24

just getting a fuck-a-30-year-old movie star.

1:17:26

We don't know about that. We

1:17:28

don't know about that. Also, I

1:17:30

agree, I'm Team Kevin Spacey, because

1:17:32

I'm pretty sure all the accusers

1:17:34

did end up dying. Yeah, so

1:17:36

we're not going to sit here

1:17:38

and accuse him of anything. No,

1:17:40

I'm nothing. I'm team, I'm team,

1:17:42

I'm team space. Yeah, it's fucking

1:17:45

demons in his ass, that's for

1:17:47

sure. I love housing cards. Okay,

1:17:49

so basically at nine, Jonathan majors

1:17:51

was the town tricycle and... to

1:17:53

jail, but that doesn't make it

1:17:55

okay for him to choke the

1:17:57

shit out of a woman. Yeah,

1:17:59

that's not even making these jokes

1:18:01

because he did something heinous. The

1:18:03

only reason we're making these jokes

1:18:05

is because it seems like he

1:18:07

tried to undercut the abuse towards

1:18:09

this innocent woman with his own

1:18:11

molestation. Okay. And that's not allowed,

1:18:13

and when you do that, we

1:18:15

get to make fun of you

1:18:18

for that. True. That's hurt people.

1:18:20

How's that? Hurt people, hurt people,

1:18:22

hurt people. He was obviously hurt.

1:18:24

Those people that hurt him should

1:18:26

be, should be fucking, at least

1:18:28

questions. We gotta see what the

1:18:30

fuck was happening in this town.

1:18:32

We gotta understand what's going on.

1:18:34

But he should go to prison

1:18:36

for choking the shit out of

1:18:38

a white woman. I mean, she's

1:18:40

just absolutely... Why is she with

1:18:42

this dirtback? But who is this

1:18:44

person making good? Oh my god,

1:18:46

one of the most... I hate

1:18:48

you sometimes. I don't know. I

1:18:51

don't know. I don't know. I

1:18:53

don't know. I don't know. I

1:18:55

want to address you. You can

1:18:57

look at... That's her in like

1:18:59

her, I don't know, what, mid-40s

1:19:01

probably? Yeah, you married Tuck. Yeah,

1:19:03

you married Tuck. Yeah, we're like,

1:19:05

yeah, I guess we need a

1:19:07

tick talk about that. We need

1:19:09

a tick-tock immediately about the way

1:19:11

your man's talking about making good.

1:19:13

Yeah, that's a good idea. I

1:19:15

can do it again. I can

1:19:17

do it again on there. You

1:19:19

want to see an actress? This

1:19:21

both. I'm going to slap you.

1:19:24

You're not true to be an

1:19:26

Indian, bro. You're not true to

1:19:28

be an Indian, bro. You're like,

1:19:30

you want a sister so bad

1:19:32

as unbelievable. Well, I can't help

1:19:34

if I see that. You want

1:19:36

that. Yeah, yeah, that's true. No,

1:19:38

that's what I'm talking about. brain

1:19:40

he just didn't know it. I

1:19:42

didn't realize until well later somebody

1:19:44

told me. What do you mean?

1:19:46

Somebody told me years later we

1:19:48

were seeing her and stomped the

1:19:50

auditor and he was like dude

1:19:52

she wasn't something she was a

1:19:54

kid I forget which movie and

1:19:57

then I looked it up. I

1:19:59

saw Friday. Oh nice I saw

1:20:01

that was one of that I

1:20:03

did see good I don't remember

1:20:05

her in that film though. Good

1:20:07

good. He only saw the hot

1:20:09

boys. Man that's really fucked up

1:20:11

with here to endure to endure

1:20:13

as a child. if it's even

1:20:15

true we don't know if it's

1:20:17

true he might just be saying

1:20:19

it to like subvert this woman's

1:20:21

narrative about him beating the shit

1:20:23

out of her yeah how awful

1:20:25

would that be if he lied

1:20:27

about that just to gain sympathy

1:20:30

for us when we want to

1:20:32

hate a woman beat her yeah

1:20:34

that wouldn't be good I mean

1:20:36

the things people will do I

1:20:38

don't think is a lie because

1:20:40

if you're gonna lie just say

1:20:42

I was blessed about women you

1:20:44

gonna Add the mustard by doing

1:20:46

the shit. But now you gotta

1:20:48

forgive him. But then you gotta

1:20:50

forgive him. Yeah. Also, Melissa by

1:20:52

a man we were more sensitive

1:20:54

to than Melissa by a woman.

1:20:56

Can we look at how old

1:20:58

he is? He's like, I gotta.

1:21:00

kind of offset the gala. But

1:21:03

you're like, y'all, this is one

1:21:05

of the two. This is one

1:21:07

of the two. The likelihood you

1:21:09

get molested by two different adults?

1:21:11

Come on. Can I tell you

1:21:13

this? That's why I said what

1:21:15

I said. That's what you said.

1:21:17

You said what I said and

1:21:19

I said. No, you see what

1:21:21

I said. You see what I

1:21:23

said. You see what I said.

1:21:25

You said. You had 26 years

1:21:27

to go to therapy, work through

1:21:29

it. you didn't i'm not gonna

1:21:31

forget what you did because this

1:21:34

potentially happened. You've been in therapy

1:21:36

for 20 years, you're still angry

1:21:38

as fuck. How do you think

1:21:40

he's gonna get over molestation and

1:21:42

nothing? I chose my wife and

1:21:44

she got more attitude than this

1:21:46

bitch, I promise. I said I

1:21:48

ain't choking my wife. Ain't choking.

1:21:50

She got more attitude than this

1:21:52

girl, I promise. That's because she

1:21:54

will fuck you. Yeah. Damn, bro.

1:21:56

All right, well, listen, we got

1:21:58

through most of the trauma section

1:22:00

of today's episode. Yeah, yeah. I

1:22:02

feel like free down at the

1:22:04

majors, though. Whoa, whoa, I mean,

1:22:07

he abused a woman, Al. Yeah,

1:22:09

he was molested. He canceled. No,

1:22:11

that's not at all. That's what

1:22:13

the Marvel movies try to do,

1:22:15

right? Remember when Magnito was a

1:22:17

bad guy and then we had

1:22:19

to feel bad that he was

1:22:21

in the Holocaust or whatever? Remember,

1:22:23

like, everybody, everybody, they just used

1:22:25

the Holocaust to humanize Magneto. Like,

1:22:27

nobody asked about Magneto, right? Of

1:22:29

course, of course, of course, I'm

1:22:31

not in the sense. Of course,

1:22:33

I'm not in the sense. Of

1:22:35

course, I couldn't believe they shoehorn

1:22:37

that story into it. Like, none

1:22:40

of us needed to know about

1:22:42

his backstory and feel bad for

1:22:44

him. He's trying to kill. all

1:22:46

the human beings in the world

1:22:48

and we're supposed to make oh

1:22:50

but he was in the Holocaust

1:22:52

it was oh we can't do

1:22:54

that I can why did we

1:22:56

let that happen but that made

1:22:58

him a better villain I agree

1:23:00

we should you Yeah, the Holocaust?

1:23:02

No, no, no, no, we're not

1:23:04

going to do it. We've got

1:23:06

a podcast, okay? We're not going

1:23:08

to do it. We're not going

1:23:10

to do it. We're not going

1:23:13

to, I don't know, you guys

1:23:15

need to come, simmer down. Yeah,

1:23:17

we just, I mean, we just,

1:23:19

we just simmer down. Oh, can

1:23:21

we talk about some sports? Let's

1:23:23

do it, man. Buddy, did you

1:23:25

see the George, the Messiah, Brian

1:23:27

Scalabrini, this whole drama, this whole

1:23:29

thing? I'm conflicted on this. Okay,

1:23:31

so I'll just walk you to

1:23:33

anybody who doesn't know. George the

1:23:35

Messiah is a New York street

1:23:37

ball legend. He plays at a

1:23:39

court on West 4th Street and

1:23:41

6th Ave called The Cage. Typical,

1:23:43

everything you think a New York

1:23:46

baller is, like the old... man

1:23:48

at the gym he's that to

1:23:50

a million yeah talks cash shit

1:23:52

fouls you like crazy if you

1:23:54

try to call a foul he

1:23:56

calls you soft he won't he's

1:23:58

not standing for it and he'll

1:24:00

beat you he's got like these

1:24:02

like nice like a hookshot floater

1:24:04

that goes in and there's all

1:24:06

kinds of videos of him beating

1:24:08

people one-on-one then they ask him

1:24:10

in an interview you think you

1:24:12

would take an NBA hooper you

1:24:14

said yeah bring him bring him

1:24:16

to West 4th University it's different

1:24:19

over here he goes I think

1:24:21

I could beat Brian scalabrini and

1:24:23

they're like that guy's six nine

1:24:25

he's like no white momba the

1:24:27

white momba I could beat him

1:24:29

and then scalabrini It's just one

1:24:31

of the more satisfying videos to

1:24:33

watch to be honest with you

1:24:35

because we've all played that old

1:24:37

guy at the wreck I just

1:24:39

fouls you and talk shit and

1:24:41

is annoying and Brian Scaller-ready just

1:24:43

bullies this guy. Why are you

1:24:45

conflicted? I mean he just bullies

1:24:47

him. So I'm conflicted because obviously

1:24:49

I want to you know side

1:24:52

with the New York City streetball

1:24:54

legend and shit soccer but there's

1:24:56

also a part of me that

1:24:58

just loves the fact that Scallabrini

1:25:00

shows up any time someone calls

1:25:02

him out. He's like, beat him.

1:25:04

He says, I'm closer to LeBron

1:25:06

James than you are to me.

1:25:08

And it's just like, nobody will

1:25:10

believe him, but he keeps on

1:25:12

busting people's ass every single time.

1:25:14

There was a story in Boston

1:25:16

where they were shitting on him,

1:25:18

he's a lowest ranked player on

1:25:20

NBA2K or whatever. He called like

1:25:22

a radio station, he's like, yeah.

1:25:25

No, so I like. I fucked

1:25:27

with him for that. And there

1:25:29

is a moment here where George

1:25:31

is fouled and shit at him.

1:25:33

And he does some, you know,

1:25:35

old school move. Like he's got

1:25:37

him in the post and he

1:25:39

makes a move and he kind

1:25:41

of tucks his elbow up and

1:25:43

under and hits George in the

1:25:45

chin with the elbow to create

1:25:47

some space. But he didn't back

1:25:49

away from it. He was just

1:25:51

like, listen, you wanted to play

1:25:53

around with fire you gonna get

1:25:55

burnt. And he started talking crazy

1:25:58

shit. George didn't really know. to

1:26:00

do. Yeah, so at one point he

1:26:02

says he gets on the mic

1:26:04

from the guy who's commentating, he's

1:26:06

like, yo, he was following me

1:26:08

the whole time, so I started

1:26:10

following back, and then one guy

1:26:12

goes, you're following him worse though,

1:26:14

and Brian just goes, oh, get

1:26:16

off his nuts. So you got

1:26:18

off his nuts. It's like, so

1:26:20

you got off his nuts. It's

1:26:22

like, scallagrini. It's like, I'll get

1:26:24

off his nuts. So you're fine.

1:26:26

So you know. So you know.

1:26:28

So you know. Oh, he says

1:26:30

something at one point. One guy goes,

1:26:32

hey, yo, he don't even clock it.

1:26:34

He doesn't care. He says something like,

1:26:36

yo, you go hard or you go

1:26:39

hard or something. The guy goes, hey,

1:26:41

yo. That's the most New York shit

1:26:43

ever. But I think he blinks him.

1:26:45

I think 11-0. He beats his ass.

1:26:47

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he just

1:26:49

bullies this kid dominates. I think Joey

1:26:51

pulled up some of the highlights. And

1:26:53

that he takes off the hoodie at some

1:26:55

of the hoodie at some point. Calvary

1:27:00

is 46. Yeah. Oh, that's great. We like to

1:27:02

believe like the last person on the bench,

1:27:04

the NBA, isn't a super alpha. Yeah. You have

1:27:06

to be so alpha to even get into the

1:27:08

league. He was the best guy at his high

1:27:10

school. The best guy his entire life. Best guy

1:27:13

at his college. Yeah. And then made the league.

1:27:15

And he wasn't bad with the Spurs. He did

1:27:17

his job. Like if you get him open, he'll

1:27:19

hit the three. Yeah. And that's not. that easy

1:27:22

to do. There's some high pressure moments. There's a

1:27:24

championship team. They gotta get a ring. So like,

1:27:26

he hit big shots. When you're at home and

1:27:28

you're looking at that as like, oh, I can

1:27:31

do that. I could just stand at the corner

1:27:33

and wave the ball. He pulls the fuck up.

1:27:35

The scout brain kind of leaned into it in

1:27:37

a way, like just by being like fun. You

1:27:40

know what I mean? Like he would like do

1:27:42

silly antics, he called himself the white mamba, so

1:27:44

I think he kind of likes, in a way,

1:27:46

like people underestimate him. People called him the white

1:27:48

mamba, I think, but he didn't mind it. Yeah.

1:27:51

He wasn't like, but you can't. I love it,

1:27:53

but shout out George, man. I always see George

1:27:55

over by West 4th. Shout out fucking George, legend.

1:27:57

Yeah. Did you bet on the George and Messiah?

1:28:00

for March madness. You guys care? You should

1:28:02

care? You should care. St. John's. I know

1:28:04

of St. John's one of the Big East.

1:28:06

Like, to me, all that proves is that

1:28:08

if you get the big coach, you get

1:28:10

the big money, and then you can get

1:28:12

the good players. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's the

1:28:14

coach? To me, all that proves is

1:28:16

everything everybody's been saying for the last

1:28:18

30 years. What is it for 30

1:28:21

years? Everybody knows is you get the

1:28:23

best coach in college basketball, you have

1:28:25

a chance. You have a chance. Why

1:28:27

do you have a chance? Coach K

1:28:29

built up Duke from nothing. It wasn't

1:28:31

like a stellar program before he

1:28:34

got there. Right, but do you listen to

1:28:36

Wes? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, you get

1:28:38

the best coach, you get the most money,

1:28:40

you get the best players. But why do

1:28:42

you think you get the best players? Because

1:28:45

you have the best coach. No, because you

1:28:47

pay the players. Because the money goes

1:28:49

in when you get the coach. Yeah. But

1:28:51

Coach K wasn't paying the players. Yeah.

1:28:53

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, fair. Will you make a

1:28:55

lot of you think? No, like what happens

1:28:57

in your head when you say no? John

1:29:00

Calipari. Yeah, good job. Yes, yes, yes.

1:29:02

You're making my point. Exactly. So you

1:29:04

agree. Yeah, okay, good. That's what I

1:29:06

was saying. No, you didn't say

1:29:09

it at all. You said the

1:29:11

exact opposite thing. No, but this

1:29:13

is not new confidence. This is

1:29:15

not new. You're a George the

1:29:17

Messiah. Okay. Fair enough. It's not,

1:29:19

you're crazy. Hop off his nuts.

1:29:21

Just hop off his nuts. Okay.

1:29:24

Who's St. John's coach? It's not

1:29:26

Patino, but it is. Okay. It's

1:29:28

Patino, right? It's Patino. Yeah.

1:29:30

So Rick Patino, who's like a legendary,

1:29:32

you know, college coach. I think even

1:29:34

tried to coach in a league once.

1:29:37

Yeah, Celtic's not good. It wasn't good,

1:29:39

but he's killed it with college. And

1:29:41

so he's there, but in my whole life,

1:29:43

I was like, oh, I guess these guys,

1:29:45

and I don't want to take anything away

1:29:47

from my coach, Kay, but like, my whole

1:29:50

life growing up, I was like, I guess

1:29:52

these guys just have this intangible skill. They

1:29:54

understand two, three defense better than these other

1:29:56

guys. I said, no. It's like, Rick's got

1:29:58

the connection to Nike, I don't know. getting

1:30:00

scooped up early when they're in fucking middle

1:30:02

school. Nike's, you know, put them in the

1:30:04

pocket, you can't pay them, now you can

1:30:06

pay them and then I'll, but before their

1:30:08

team is being sponsored, you have connection with

1:30:10

these people and then you fall them into

1:30:12

this league and they all go earthen to

1:30:14

this team and they're also going at that

1:30:16

time like, well man, if I, if I,

1:30:18

if I'm one. This coaches team, I'll probably

1:30:20

get more airtime and that's going to give

1:30:22

me a better chance of getting into the

1:30:24

league, etc. So within two years they win

1:30:26

the Big East and St. John's hadn't won

1:30:28

a fucking game in the tournament since we were

1:30:30

in the high school. I feel like who would

1:30:32

play for St. John's when we were in

1:30:34

high school? Was it, our test didn't play

1:30:37

for St. John's when we were in high

1:30:39

school? Was it our team back in the

1:30:41

day that was like good for a second?

1:30:43

I don't know that kid. I was saying

1:30:45

Joe's had a little run, but I

1:30:47

like St. John's, I remember being like,

1:30:49

aren't y'all supposed to be good? So

1:30:51

back of the day, yeah, this is

1:30:54

Mark Jackson, Chris Mall, and Jason, Williams,

1:30:56

the one that killed somebody. And then

1:30:58

there was a barkly that played there

1:31:00

at one time. And then meta, Santa Fort Artest,

1:31:02

100%. Wow. Point being is like yeah that's and

1:31:04

then I was looking at this in terms of

1:31:07

a program so if you're a university you go

1:31:09

okay how much does Patina one a year he

1:31:11

wants five million a year okay how much do

1:31:13

we make as a university if we make the

1:31:15

the if we make the NCAA tournament we're selling

1:31:18

out every single game during the year and

1:31:20

then we're getting a tournament I'm sure you get

1:31:22

a piece of that tournament budget you go well

1:31:24

fuck it I'd rather pay the coach than pay

1:31:27

these players like one final four yeah make final

1:31:29

four yeah out of here crazy money and this

1:31:31

is within two seasons right i think patino took

1:31:33

over two years ago yeah about something

1:31:35