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podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome
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to armchair expert. I'm
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Hermann Permian. I'm joining by my
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mom. Hi mom. Hi son. You're not
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going to believe this Miss Monica.
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Tell me. Good friend of mine's
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here. Who? Herman Ponser. How
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man did you make him up? No, that's
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really our guess. Herman Ponser. Wow.
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Herman Ponser. Herman Ponser. Maybe
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my favorite name we've had for a
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guest. Really good name. A really cool
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guy. Incredibly cool. Professor of
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Evolutionary Anthropology and Global Health
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at Duke University. He's an
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internationally recognized researcher in human,
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energetics and evolution. His previous
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book, which is great, is
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called Burn, some shocking ways
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we consume calories. We talked
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about it, and it was
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really interesting. Yeah, we did a
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little section on Burn, and then his
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new book, Adaptable, How Your Unique Body,
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Really Works, and Why Our Biology
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Unites Us. This was so fun.
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It was. Evolutionary biology is one
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of my favorite things to think
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about. An anthropologyology. Yeah, like, what
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was they just... Oh my God,
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we were just discussing what could
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have been the cause of you
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and I. I know. You were
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saying women, oh women want to
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get something of their boyfriends to
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smell. Yes. Like a t-shirts. I
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mean, it's a very common desire.
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And for a woman to want. Yeah.
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And I never met a guy who tried
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to get a shirt from a girl. Something's
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there. I know. I wonder if when there's
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a quantum computer that can model the future
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and all that if it can go backwards
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in time and somehow we would get answers
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to these things. Well in the meantime Hermann's
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working on it. Hermann Rock, this is
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a really really interesting episode. I'm usually
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threatened by other anthropology majors because they
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actually know all this stuff and I...
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I'm mostly ill-informed because we find out
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a few times in this episode. I'm
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glad that you allowed it. We
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is getting a new tattoo and Rob
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is matching. So like when you hug each other
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it forms a full... Yes, yes, but only our wives
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will see it. So you're from Pennsylvania? Mm-hmm. Whereabout? I'm
5:00
a Michigander. Okay. Did you ever see Groundhog Day? Yes,
5:02
Poxawani, what is it? Punctatani. Punctatani. Punctatani. So we played
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Punctatani in high school ball. They were that close. Oh,
5:06
yeah, I guess. They kind of nailed it in high
5:08
school ball. Oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
5:11
They kind of nailed it in high school ball. Oh,
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they were that. They were that. They were that close.
5:15
Oh, they were that, they were that, they were that,
5:17
they were that, they were that, they were that, they
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were that, they were that, they were that, they were,
5:22
they were, they were, they were, they were, they were,
5:24
they were, they were, they were, they were, they were,
5:26
they were, they were, they were, they were, they, they,
5:28
they, they, they, cars there are and I was like
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oh there's more people on this train than there are
5:33
the hometown I grew up in. Wow! So 800 people
5:35
in my hometown of Curzy Pennsylvania. And what did mom
5:37
and dad do? High school teachers. Okay, in Curzy. Curzy
5:39
is not big enough to have a high school. So
5:42
the town next door, St. Mary, is they were there.
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We were out to high school, too. How many acres
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did you grow up on? It's kind of long story,
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but so the Ponser family was one of the first
5:50
families to move into that area. It was not super
5:53
densely settled ever. Even the Native American folks were like,
5:55
this is a junky land. We don't want to spend a
5:57
lot to spend a lot of time on a lot of
5:59
time here. So my extended family owns hundreds
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of acres of forest. Oh wow! And
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could you get lost in there as
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a kid and explore? Yeah, yeah. I
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lived at the end of a dirt
6:10
road in a house that my dad
6:12
built physically with his hands and his
6:14
buddy Dean. It was wonderful. I grew
6:16
up riding motorcycles and hiking and hiking.
6:18
It was wonderful. I grew up riding
6:20
motorcycles and hiking around and hunting. It
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was kind of an amazing way to
6:25
grow up. Yeah, would you be out
6:27
trumping around with a BB gun when
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you know? That's not a background that
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you see very often. Exactly. It's kind
6:33
of looked down upon. Oh, completely. Well,
6:35
this is a whole other avenue, but
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we talk about diversity in the
6:39
university, and everybody is for that, but
6:42
it means different things to different people.
6:44
Yes, yeah. It would be interesting to
6:46
me to see diversity of backgrounds that
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way. You don't see a lot of
6:51
folks from rural America in the Ivory
6:53
Tower. No, no. And also maybe a
6:55
little more socioeconomic thrust. Because we've divided
6:58
up into these lines that are pretty
7:00
comical in ways. Is some of it,
7:02
though, do we think chicken or the
7:04
egg a little bit? At this point,
7:07
I think if you're in certain parts
7:09
of the country, you don't want to
7:11
be associated with liberal elite institutions. We've
7:13
created it as like us, them. I think
7:15
about the folks I grew up with, one of
7:17
my best friends growing up, he's a union electrician,
7:19
still lives back in Curzy, and he's got a
7:21
great life. That was an avenue that is a
7:23
wonderful way to go, but he would never have
7:25
considered doing what I'm doing. Yeah, this wasn't even
7:27
on the radar, who knows what his kid's gonna
7:29
do, but it is really kind of dichotomized that
7:31
way. It is. Where'd you go to undergrad? Penn
7:33
State. And then you did graduate school
7:35
Harvard? That's right. And when did you
7:37
get in the anthro trajectory? Do you
7:39
do any reading about me? I also
7:41
was going to tell you that I'm
7:43
actually here from UCLA. You know, the
7:46
anxiety dream where you have the class
7:48
that you never finished and they tell
7:50
you have an exam. I have with
7:52
me here. Oh, we're here to do
7:54
this with you. Okay, wonderful. This is
7:56
great. Twenty five years out. Let's see
7:58
how I do how I do. I
8:00
think I'll be three standard deviations
8:02
above what most people do. So
8:04
how about that? Some humility and
8:06
Samaritan. Yes. I've retained, I think,
8:08
more than your average bear, but
8:10
I'm probably wrong about what. Were
8:13
you excited about the physical enthrow,
8:15
the cultural enthrow, where you like
8:17
floor field? How did you do
8:19
it? Yeah, so I deeply regret
8:21
what I did, which is I
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was enamored and intoxicated with the
8:25
excitement of cultural anthropology and learning
8:28
the kind of fiqueur. modern primitive
8:30
that was exciting but as I got
8:32
into it I was like oh no
8:34
no I'm way more interested in physical
8:36
anthros specifically evolutionary biology I found that
8:38
I left with I need to know
8:40
more how we ended up as a
8:42
species before I study what the species
8:44
then did culturally yes what was your
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route I went to Penn State not
8:48
having any real idea what I
8:51
wanted to do. I took a
8:53
seminar in human evolution that was
8:55
co-taught by a cultural guy and
8:57
a sociobiologist, bio-anthro guy, and the
8:59
cultural guy, the post-modern stuff, it
9:01
kind of passed him by, and
9:03
he was not into that. And
9:06
so he was a good foil
9:08
for the evolutionary guy because they
9:10
both kind of saw things sort
9:12
of the same way. Cultural anthro
9:14
and bioan can be very at
9:16
odds. trajectory, you can't talk to
9:18
the physical answer. I don't even actually
9:21
want you speaking to them. Yes. So
9:23
there's a lot of that kind of
9:25
schism still now, but luckily for me,
9:27
these guys complimented each other well, and
9:29
that class just lit my hair on
9:32
fire. Yeah. I mean, it was amazing.
9:34
My parents were both high school teachers.
9:36
It was a home where we talked
9:38
a lot about ideas and had arguments
9:40
that were good arguments. It was really
9:43
fun. Yeah. But there's such good
9:45
training looking. and this evolutionary deep time perspective.
9:47
And all these quirks and weird things about
9:49
you think, oh, but actually there's a reason
9:51
for those. That's what was illuminating to me.
9:53
First, I'll say even before, Anthony was a
9:56
Western SIF class, learning how did we get
9:58
to where I woke up in. for
10:00
Michigan 1925 and I was prescribed
10:02
all these things. How arbitrary are
10:04
they? Where do they come from?
10:06
That was like, oh wow, there's
10:08
an actual explanation for why we're
10:10
doing everything the way we're doing.
10:12
And then you reverse from there.
10:14
It's like, oh, and there's an
10:16
even greater explanation. And then the
10:18
physical part is the grand explanation.
10:20
Just in your intro, I'm really
10:22
glad at how you lay this
10:24
out because one of my great
10:26
interests was always these differences and
10:28
populations. from Asia because they have a
10:31
distanciser and only Asians have a distanciser
10:33
and soda native. That's a really cool
10:35
hard bit of evidence clue. I like
10:37
that. And for people to know the
10:40
history of anthropology, there was a field
10:42
called anthropometry. which studied specifically differences between
10:44
people and was heavily weaponized and used
10:47
during the Nazi era. Oh, completely. Fed
10:49
completely into the whole eugenics, the big
10:51
push was that. So that kind of
10:53
went away with good reason. It was
10:56
being terribly exploited for the wrong reasons.
10:58
But my interest was always not from
11:00
any place of superiority, just a deep
11:02
curiosity of how we could have these
11:05
variations within the same species. Right. And
11:07
you begin talking about the ways that...
11:10
Populations differ, or even just
11:12
more fundamentally how people differ. And
11:14
because of that really dark history,
11:16
people get nervous right away. Yeah.
11:18
The sort of superpower that an
11:20
anthropology background gives you is you
11:22
spend four years in college, in
11:24
college, in college, in college, in
11:26
college, talking about this, trying to
11:28
dissect, people are different. Yeah. That's
11:30
a good thing. How and why?
11:32
How is it adaptive to where
11:34
they live? Yes. And how much
11:36
of its noise and how much
11:38
of its... and debunking racism. Yeah, and
11:40
I think right now, when I look at social
11:42
media world, which has gotten even weirder
11:44
recently, the only people who want to
11:46
talk about difference that way are the
11:49
race realist. That's a new word for eugenics.
11:51
What do they call it? Race realism.
11:53
Race realists, this kind of thing. We
11:55
understand that there's differences between
11:57
races. Like they're telling the
11:59
truth about. Exactly, yes, I doubt
12:01
they are. Exactly, it's really kind
12:04
of scary. And so you don't
12:06
have anybody with any real background
12:08
in how this works talking about
12:10
it because everybody's afraid to. So then
12:13
they get to come to the surface
12:15
so then they get to come to
12:17
the surface. So let's talk about it.
12:19
So then they get to come to
12:21
the surface. So let's talk about it
12:23
in a way that's evidence-based, that's on
12:25
packet. I think you have to start
12:28
with how the body works, right. your
12:30
physique is ever than yours or mine. How
12:32
does skin color work? Now we can understand
12:34
why skin colors differ. And it's not a
12:36
scary thing. This is the biology of it.
12:39
That's how we talk about it. Yeah, so
12:41
the book, Adaptable, aims to educate you on
12:43
how your body works. But instead of it
12:45
just being a straight. biology textbook, there's
12:48
going to be exploration of the lifestyle
12:50
of the people, the landscape, the local
12:52
adaptations. So it's a very fun lens
12:54
to look at it. So I guess,
12:57
let's just start with the history of
12:59
us as humans. Oh yeah, well, we're
13:01
part of the Great A Family Tree.
13:03
Our lineage kind of busts out about
13:06
seven million years ago, breaks away from
13:08
the lineage that becomes chimps and bonobos.
13:10
But the first 5 million years, I
13:12
think of it, is basically the Ewok
13:15
chapter of human evolution. You're walking on
13:17
two legs, but you're furry and kind
13:19
of ape-like. Are you fully bipedal? Well,
13:21
the people argue, let's just say yes.
13:24
Okay. earliest ones probably have a grasping
13:26
foot. We see that in a couple
13:28
of these, like Artipithicus. That's changed since
13:31
you left. Yeah, I know A. A.
13:33
F. Hrenzis. Oh, so I was nine
13:35
years out. Yeah, I don't know. There
13:37
you go. He's walking on two legs.
13:40
He's the first one to walk on
13:42
two legs. So as far as we can tell,
13:44
the earliest, earliest ones, even before that one,
13:46
are walking on two legs. The evidence for
13:48
that is, if you look at the skull
13:50
of one of the earliest fossils we have,
13:52
you can figure out the orientation of the
13:54
spinal column. And if it comes straight down
13:57
out of the head, vertical, then it's probably
13:59
on two legs. and if it comes towards out
14:01
of the back, then it's probably in question.
14:03
So that's kind of the kind of ways
14:05
they put these things together. Isn't it neat?
14:07
I love that stuff. The osteology class was
14:09
my favorite one in all of physical after
14:12
all. So austral of pithocene is no longer
14:14
the earliest one. Now you're already two million
14:16
years. This is humiliating. Can I just add
14:18
my favorite one was gigantic? Yeah, but that's
14:20
like our long-lost Asian cousin. Right, that was
14:22
in Asia. That was a giant bipet. Still
14:24
is the biggest ape ever. Wow, how big?
14:26
Wait, wait, wait, twice the size of a
14:28
gorilla or something crazy like that. They're really,
14:31
really big. Think Bigfoot. Some of these
14:33
people are really grasping for Bigfoot to
14:35
be real. Yeah, they like the Jacobists.
14:37
Yes. There's a wonderful story of a
14:39
professor, I think he's in Idaho, who
14:42
did his whole PhD on very normal
14:44
anatomy and questions in anthropology. And then
14:46
once he had tenure, he was like,
14:48
yes. Let's party. And that was like
14:51
all about Bigfoot. I was like, I
14:53
have respect for that. How tall was
14:55
the... Shaky in them. Yeah, see. We
14:57
can fact check it. This is
14:59
the fun stuff. Carillas aren't that
15:01
tall. No, but they're 450 pounds.
15:03
Right. I don't know, six feet
15:05
tall. Let's go six feet tall.
15:07
I had a guess. I'm not
15:09
sure how much full skeletons of
15:11
it either we have. We have
15:14
mostly cranial dental stuff, heads and
15:16
teeth. 9.8 feet. 9.8 feet, let's
15:18
go! You want the source? I
15:20
can see it on your face.
15:22
I do. I do. Britannica? Yeah.
15:24
Oh, you just should have Britannica.
15:26
They got their other sponsor. Wikipedia says
15:28
12 feet. Wow. No, no, no, no.
15:30
Yeah. Okay, so I sidetracked you. Okay,
15:33
so seven million years ago. That's right.
15:35
And so you got these bipeds, they're
15:37
walking on two legs, but they've got
15:39
grasping feet for at least for the
15:42
first couple million years. Then you get
15:44
Lucy, and Alshlepithicus Aphorensis, and that's another
15:46
very successful chapter. Not everyone knows about
15:48
Lucy. Okay. She came out of the riff valley, right? Yeah, so
15:50
she's one of the earliest, let's say full skeleton that we ever
15:53
found. So it's not just a head, and it's not just a
15:55
head, and it's not just a head, and it's not just a
15:57
tooth. You can kind of just a tooth. You can kind of
15:59
a tooth. It was a really big deal
16:01
and it's just been 50 years since
16:04
that discovery actually. And it was named
16:06
after his wife? It was named after
16:08
Lucy and the Skyla Diamond which was
16:10
playing on the radio as they were.
16:13
Louis sleepy? Is that who found it?
16:15
No no no this is an up
16:17
in Ethiopia and they named Lucy after
16:20
this song. The Beatles song. Wow wonderful.
16:22
Yeah yeah yeah. Anthropology is a cool.
16:24
Very. Yeah the name and after drug
16:26
songs and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So specifically.
16:29
I'm Lucy. But again, I mean,
16:31
it's still very ape-like. As far
16:33
as we can tell in terms
16:35
of diet and stuff, eating almost
16:37
all plants, there's some interesting ideas
16:40
these days that they might have
16:42
had some very simple tools maybe,
16:44
but things don't really shift away
16:46
from like an ape-like kind of
16:48
way of like an ape-like kind
16:51
of way of life until you
16:53
get hunting and gathering, and that
16:55
changes everything because, I mean, just
16:57
think about... what it means to have
16:59
a species that does two different things.
17:01
No other species does that. There are
17:04
species that kind of generalize any individual
17:06
bear, for example. We'll eat fruits and
17:08
we'll hunt a little bit. And so
17:10
they're generalists. But there's no other species
17:12
that half of the group. Does one
17:15
thing? Acts like a carnivore. The other
17:17
half acts like an herbivore and gets
17:19
plant foods. And then so you get
17:21
the advantages of both. Then you have
17:24
to share it? Yeah. Animals don't like
17:26
to share, right? Very rarely. And in
17:28
fact, even apes don't share much. Well,
17:30
for sex trade, they do. Yeah. Very
17:33
specific context. And very little in terms
17:35
of total amounts. No one throws it
17:37
into a big pot, other than lions,
17:39
maybe. Yeah, social carnivores. That's the best.
17:41
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That has permeated everything.
17:44
So I come in here and I don't
17:46
know you guys, but you don't kill me.
17:48
That's crazy. That is nuts. And then
17:50
you offer me food. Wow. Think about
17:52
that. And any time you have a
17:55
celebration, you're sharing food. That's the fabric
17:57
of what humans are all about. And
17:59
then. What's fun about that is it's
18:01
just the snowball of social complexity,
18:04
intellectual complexity, all of a
18:06
sudden brains are not just figuring out
18:08
where the food is, and not just
18:10
figuring out maybe who to mate with,
18:12
but they're doing all these calculations about
18:14
who's in my group, who's a friend,
18:16
who's an ally, who I can trust,
18:18
who I can't trust. Then you have
18:20
all the forging stuff on top of
18:23
that, and the complexity just snowballs. And
18:25
you see the tools develop with that,
18:27
so over the past two million
18:29
years. to more complex to multi-piece
18:31
tools to iPhones. It wraps it
18:33
up quickly. Yes. Do we have
18:35
any sense? Could you determine this
18:37
from the archaeological record? When does
18:40
mate selection shift from a game
18:42
of size to perhaps a game
18:44
of savvy and aptitude and hunting,
18:46
aptitude and gathering? The easiest way
18:48
to track that would be size
18:51
dimorphism. So in a gorilla, for
18:53
example. Males are twice as big
18:55
as females and it's because they
18:57
basically just fight over who has access
18:59
to the group of females. And they're
19:01
going to just increasingly get bigger and
19:04
bigger and bigger at infinitum because the
19:06
biggest one will have access and pass
19:08
on its big genes and just keeps
19:10
going up. Male lions just keep getting
19:12
bigger than female lions. Yeah, so that's
19:14
a funny piece about human sexual biology
19:16
is that... there is less sexual dimorphism
19:18
than even in Lucy. So Lucy is
19:20
still pretty significant sexual dimorphism. She's tiny,
19:22
the males are not tiny. Right. And
19:25
so there's a probably a lot of
19:27
male male competition. That's what you'd have
19:29
to infer. And you get to our
19:31
genus, the genus Homo, and that all
19:33
of the sudden isomorphism that we see
19:35
today. Is it only 5 to 10%?
19:37
It depends on the metric. So in
19:39
terms of height, probably about 10% in
19:41
terms of strength, in terms of strength,
19:44
In humans males are just competing against
19:46
males for mates females are competing as
19:48
females for mates. That's another obvious piece
19:50
that's very different. I'm sure that there's
19:52
some kind of interesting female competition happening
19:54
within chimps for example, but it's subtle.
19:56
It's mostly inherited status. So females in
19:58
chimpanzees they leave so they can't. inherit status
20:00
for mom because mom's not there. They
20:03
grow up in a community when they
20:05
hit puberty they go to the other
20:07
community. So females are always new, males
20:09
stay, and the males are duking it
20:11
out for where they are in the
20:13
hierarchy. And there's friendships too,
20:15
it's not all mean. So man bonobos
20:18
for example, it's a bit different. Female
20:20
groups are dominant to males in
20:22
bonobos. A males rank has everything
20:24
to do with mom and his
20:26
best female friends. So matriarchy. We
20:28
do see that dimorphism start to shrink.
20:30
You can call that a move
20:33
away from pure physical competition to
20:35
more intellectual competition. Okay, so we're
20:37
super unique in the fact that
20:39
we have split up the food
20:41
gathering. What else is unique? Obviously,
20:43
the way we rear young. The
20:45
intellectual complexity that kind of
20:47
runs away and becomes these huge brains
20:49
that are three times the size of
20:51
a chimpanzee brain. You end up having
20:53
to learn so much to be a successful
20:55
adult. that childhood gets strung out.
20:57
So there's this 15-year, 20-year gap
20:59
between being born and being a
21:02
capable human. No other species is
21:04
like that. You were saying your
21:06
daughter's seventh birthday party, all the
21:08
seven-year-olds there, if they were any
21:10
other animal, would be grandparents at
21:12
that age. Oh my God. Yeah,
21:14
that's so wild. Isn't that fun? That's a great
21:16
way to think about it. It is. And our frontal
21:19
lobes aren't even developed until 25, so it
21:21
takes us 25 years. So there's this long
21:23
period where adults are working harder than they have
21:25
to to feed themselves because they have to bring
21:27
enough food home not just to share with everybody,
21:29
but if you were just sharing with other adults
21:31
that we're all... It's kind of a one-to-one.
21:33
Yeah, but because you're also trying
21:36
to feed all the young ones,
21:38
now you've got to get even
21:40
more than you had to get
21:42
before, so it changes the whole
21:44
economics of all the calorie gathering,
21:46
basically the food gathering, and we
21:48
have these extended childhoods, because of
21:50
how much there is to learn,
21:52
because of how much there is
21:54
to learn, because of how complex
21:57
we get. And as people, I
21:59
think, get... wrong about it is to
22:01
understand how the human brain works. We are
22:03
born unfinished and you have to be born
22:05
unfinished because there's so much to learn that
22:07
your brain's job is to learn how to
22:09
work in its culture today. Can't be hardwired
22:11
because it's going to change so quickly that
22:14
if you'd sort of genetically encoded what you're
22:16
supposed to learn that wouldn't work because it
22:18
won't work next generation. It won't be adaptive.
22:20
That's right. So your brain comes in completely
22:22
unfinished. And you spend 15 years literally constructing
22:25
your brain, because every time you make a
22:27
new memory, you're plugging neurons together, you're taking
22:29
other ones apart. Building this neural network. Yeah.
22:31
We measure something like IQ, and we think,
22:33
oh, that's something inherited about the brain. It
22:35
can be, if it's a really controlled setting,
22:37
you could begin to understand how well a
22:40
brain builds or doesn't build those connections. But
22:42
pretty much if you compare across people
22:44
or across cultures. What you're measuring is the
22:46
content that got built in there. It's a
22:48
content measure. It's not a ability measure. And
22:50
then you factor in nutrition too. We were
22:53
with Bill Gates in India and one of
22:55
his main thrusts is these gaps. As much
22:57
as like 30% of your intelligence can be
22:59
missed if you're not hitting your nutritional goals
23:01
in certain windows of your life. Like it's
23:03
pretty dramatic the impact of nutrition. The brain
23:06
is the most expensive organ in the body.
23:08
And when you are five years old is
23:10
at its peak. Need something like half
23:12
of your resting energy expenditure the
23:14
calories burning minute by minute as
23:16
you just rest there as a
23:18
kid are going to your brain.
23:20
Well, yeah, proportionally, you look at
23:22
a baby's head, it's a third
23:24
of its fucking bean. Yes. And
23:26
inside what's going on is even
23:28
more active than it would be
23:30
as an adult. Right. Because of
23:32
all the connections that are being
23:34
sold. organ. It's a ass off.
23:37
Yeah, that's right. To this baseline
23:39
knowledge. It's so cute. And when
23:41
they're cranky, it's like, of course,
23:43
they're going to try to shield
23:45
your brain. But there's only so
23:47
much you can do. Okay, so
23:49
are you leaning towards... In 2000,
23:52
the two most promising explanations for
23:54
our explosion intelligence was one is
23:56
our groups are growing in size
23:58
in the complex. of the group
24:00
and the facial recognition, all these different
24:03
things, and knowing where you're at, hierarchically,
24:05
was going to predict your mating success,
24:07
and that was driving it. And then
24:09
there's this other kind of fruit-based, I
24:12
never loved that one, were we, are
24:14
still, are still, kind of fruit-based. I
24:16
never loved that one, were we? Are
24:19
those still the two, still the two
24:21
debates? Are we, are those, still the
24:23
two, still the two debates? Are we,
24:25
are, are, are you going to be
24:28
good at tech? Yeah, that's right. That's
24:30
working out pretty well for a lot of
24:32
them actually. Because they're good at the other
24:34
part of it, which is the foraging piece.
24:37
Today's foraging is getting a job that you
24:39
can bring home resources, right? Right. So you
24:41
got to be able to do both. If
24:43
you look across all primates, the biggest brain
24:45
species are the ones that have the hardest
24:48
job to do figuring out how to go
24:50
get food. It's not the ones of the
24:52
biggest social groups. Oh right, because like homodrised
24:54
baboons have bigger groups than... Exactly, but that
24:57
doesn't mean that in any one case, it's
24:59
not a combination of things. You get
25:01
these big trends and then the one-off
25:03
cases like humans are the extreme one-off
25:06
case. There's nothing else like us. Right.
25:08
So there's no silver bullet explanation. It's
25:10
just perhaps some combination of different... Yeah,
25:12
and speaking of tech, I'll say that
25:15
in my line of work, you get
25:17
emails regularly, dear Dr. Here's how it
25:19
all works together. And here's the silver
25:21
bullet thing that nobody's thought of, and
25:24
it's just the one thing, and the
25:26
proportion of those emails from engineers and
25:28
retired doctors is disproportionate to their numbers,
25:30
to their numbers, to their numbers, on
25:33
their numbers, on their numbers, and their
25:35
numbers on the grade. Yeah. And I
25:37
give them credit for spending time thinking
25:39
about this stuff. It's fun to think
25:41
about this stuff. It's fun to think
25:44
it's fun to think about it must
25:46
just be. This one thing and it's
25:48
never one thing is it? Yeah, right.
25:50
Yes, it's very comforting that there would
25:53
be a single explanation and it would
25:55
be definitive Yeah, right. Okay. So our
25:57
intelligence starts taking a leap. How is
26:00
that graft, is it totally linear or
26:02
is it more of a hockey stick?
26:04
Like when we go from homeoy rectus
26:06
to, I know Neanderthals have a 1650
26:08
CC brain, it was enormous, bigger than
26:10
ours. How gradual is that? The hockey
26:12
stick inflection point is when you start
26:14
hunting and gathering. And then from there
26:16
on out, it's been just a climb.
26:18
The way that we're figuring this out
26:21
is we're going to the field, we're
26:23
digging up fossils, we're measuring the skull
26:25
sizes, I've had a chance to do
26:27
some of that, that's really fun work.
26:29
It's like putting the frames of a
26:31
movie back together, only it's a two
26:33
million year long movie, even if you
26:36
had a two million year long movie,
26:38
even if you had a hundred frames,
26:40
that's not enough. Now, and also part
26:42
of your work was, you learned on
26:45
the biological side. There's a fun story
26:47
there that the first project I did
26:49
with them. was measuring energy expenditures, metabolic
26:51
rates, how many calories you burn? For
26:53
your book burn? It ended up in
26:56
burn, that's exactly right. This is fascinating,
26:58
because I think we would all assume
27:00
this group that is walking all
27:02
day long, they're averaging 19,000 steps
27:04
for the dudes and 16,000 steps,
27:06
and then they're busy all day
27:08
long. They don't domesticate any animals,
27:10
any plants, they're doing it. Right,
27:12
right. You think of yourself as
27:14
burning a couple thousand calories a
27:16
day or something? I don't know enough about
27:19
these types of things, but yeah, I think that
27:21
would be a very natural common guess. They're
27:23
five times as active as me. Yeah, I
27:25
would imagine double. That's right. Yeah, yeah. But
27:27
nobody had measured it. Lots of estimations about
27:29
what that would look like. It kind of
27:31
feeds into questions about what that would look
27:34
like. It kind of feeds into questions. It's
27:36
right. Yeah, yeah. But nobody measured it. Lots
27:38
of estimations about what that would look like.
27:40
It kind of feeds into. It kind of,
27:42
like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
27:44
like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
27:46
like, like, like, like, Nothing. It's just estimates, you
27:48
know, like, you don't really know any of this stuff.
27:51
Let's go see. And so a couple of collaborators and
27:53
I went. One of the guys I work with is
27:55
Brian Wood. He's at UCLA now. You're all my mom.
27:57
Okay, great. He must be a genius. Yes, of course.
27:59
He spent more. nights in a hodza camp
28:01
in the past 10 years or
28:03
20 years, then he's probably spent
28:05
at home. He's there a lot.
28:07
We go and we do this
28:09
project and we're measuring energy expenditures.
28:12
We're measuring how many calories you
28:15
burn every day over about a week,
28:17
week and a half. And we use
28:19
this isotope tracking technique. It's the best,
28:22
coolest way to do it. It's the
28:24
best, coolest way to do it. We
28:26
use this isotope tracking technique. You drink
28:28
a half glass full of water, so
28:31
water is H2O. Some of the Hs
28:33
are different, some of the O's are
28:35
different, they're different versions of
28:37
those elements. And you can track
28:40
that if you took a water
28:42
sample and put it in a
28:44
mass spectrometer. That's a machine that
28:46
would measure how much of those
28:48
different elements were there. You can
28:50
use it like tracers, basically. You
28:52
drink some of that water, and
28:54
over time, you're going to flush
28:56
as H2O. But it turns out you also lose
28:59
oxygen that you drink. It gets mixed up
29:01
with all the oxygen and carbon dioxide that you're
29:03
making in your body. And you end up breathing
29:05
out those oxygens as CO2 as well. So
29:07
those oxygen elements, oxygen isotopes get lost two ways.
29:09
The hydrogenized stub only gets lost one way.
29:11
If you look at the difference and rate of
29:14
loss, you can figure out how much carbon
29:16
dioxide the body's making. That's calories
29:18
today. Wow. That is cool. Carbon dioxide is the exhaust.
29:20
That's exactly right. Of metabolic activity. You cannot burn calories without
29:22
making CO2. You cannot make CO2 without burning calories. It's the
29:24
measure. It's not a whoop or a fitbed. Yes, we're not
29:27
estimating at all. This is a real measure. Yes, we're not
29:29
estimating at all. This is a real measure. Yes, we're not
29:31
estimating at all. This is a real measure. We're not estimating
29:33
at all. This is a real. This is a real. We're
29:35
not estimating at all. Yes, we're estimating at all. We're estimating
29:37
at all. This is at all. We're estimating at all. You
29:40
have. Yeah, you have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. We're
29:42
estimating at estimating at estimating at all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
29:44
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're estimating. Yeah. We're estimating.
29:46
Yeah. Yeah. We're estimating. Yeah. We're estimating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
29:48
But I wasn't running as well. So you probably
29:50
more like 3,000 a day. Typical American male burns
29:53
3,000 calories a day. Typical American woman is going
29:55
to burn 2,400 calories a day. Yes, because you're
29:57
lazy. If I had a guess, that's what you're
29:59
burning. I know the real answer.
30:01
What's the real answer? The only
30:04
real relation hardcore is your non-fat
30:06
mass. So your muscle and your
30:08
organs, as you plot that and
30:10
you plot calorie consumption, it's spot
30:12
on. When we're observing the difference
30:15
between males and females, all we're
30:17
really observing is the difference in
30:19
our body composition. That men have
30:21
X amount, well in this case
30:23
24 divided by 3,000. That's probably
30:26
the exact difference in non-fat body
30:28
mass. That's right. So we go
30:30
there, we do this study, we live
30:32
in hods of land for a summer,
30:34
basically it's a big camping trip with
30:36
scientific equipment, doing these measurements, hanging out,
30:39
going on, hunts, going on, gathering, outings,
30:41
it's really amazing. Yeah, is it fun?
30:43
It's so fun. And the people are
30:45
just generous wonderful folks. Bow and arrow,
30:48
and what are they getting? Gazels and
30:50
stuff? Picture, National Geographic, Savannah, that's it,
30:52
Zebra. Draft. Did you eat some zebra?
30:54
I've had different animal foods, whatever they
30:56
would bring home. I've had zebra. Do
30:59
you have a favorite? None of it
31:01
tastes as good as a cow, huh?
31:03
Pots of cuisine is not really a
31:05
thing. It's not fatty any of those
31:08
animals. A and B, it's just the
31:10
meat, it's just the meat. There's no
31:12
seasoning, any of those animals. A, and
31:14
B, it's just the meat, in one
31:17
day. A, and B, it's just just
31:19
the meat, strips and the hang here
31:21
from the trees. A camp is about
31:23
12 or 20. Sometimes it's even smaller,
31:26
but let's say a dozen grass houses
31:28
in a nice part of the savanna
31:30
and the whole camp just kind of smells
31:32
like a butcher shop for a week. Wow.
31:34
Wow. Do they have any elevated rates? Probably
31:37
less of animal born bacteria. It isn't rampant.
31:39
Any of these subsistence groups, if you look
31:41
at hunter gathers, you look at farmers. Paracites
31:43
are like a part of life, and so
31:46
I'm sure they have them more than I
31:48
hope us three have them I don't know
31:50
yeah, but no it doesn't affect their day
31:52
to day. I read this result and I
31:54
found it quite depressing. Oh, right, so we
31:57
haven't got the result yet. We take the
31:59
samples home. They get analyzed at a
32:01
lab at Baylor. The internationally leading guy
32:03
in this technique sends me the data
32:05
back. And I'm just so excited about
32:07
it because we're going to find out
32:10
the burning double the calories. It's going
32:12
to be so cool to see. And
32:14
nope, it's the same. So they as
32:16
getting more activity in a day than
32:18
typical American gets in a week are burning the same
32:20
number of calories every day as the American. Total shocker, right? That's the
32:23
best. Yeah. And so I went back to the guy, Bill Wong is
32:25
the one who did it. I said, Bill, did we screw it up?
32:27
Yeah, this can't be right. And he said, no, no, the data, yeah,
32:29
because there's internal checks they can do it. They look great. And I
32:31
said, then what's going on? And he goes, well, we see this sometimes.
32:33
And I go, we see this sometimes. They're more efficient. And I go,
32:35
well, we see this sometimes. They're more efficient sometimes. They're more efficient. They're
32:37
more efficient. And I go. They're more efficient. They're more efficient. And I
32:40
go. They're more efficient. They're more efficient. They're more efficient. And I go.
32:42
They're more efficient. They're more efficient. And I go. They're more efficient. They're
32:44
more efficient. They're more efficient. And I go. They're more efficient. They're more
32:46
efficient. And I go. They're more efficient. They're Like, well, that's not an
32:48
explanation. And so that's been the last 15 years of my
32:50
career. A big part of it
32:52
has been trying to understand this
32:54
phenomenon because it's not just them,
32:56
we've done this in other cultures,
32:58
we've done this in other species,
33:00
and activity doesn't sort of link
33:02
up with your daily expenditure, a
33:05
little simple way that people think
33:07
it does. Stay tuned for more
33:09
armchair expert, if you dare. But
33:18
it doesn't reject the hard fast rules calories
33:20
and calories out. Not at all. You're embracing
33:22
that like if you eat 2,000 calories and
33:24
you only burn a thousand you will have
33:26
a surplus turned into fat. 100% vice versa
33:29
the other way. So how do you make
33:31
it jive within that system? I think what
33:33
it does is it helps explain why people
33:35
have such trouble doing the calories and calories
33:37
out thing. First of all, it's hard to
33:40
know how many calories you're eating. And then
33:42
secondly. it's very hard to know how many
33:44
calories you're burning because it isn't just how
33:46
active you are right it turns out yeah
33:48
okay now it's like well yeah it's calories and calories
33:51
out but good luck tracking either of those things it
33:53
sort of sends you back to square one of like
33:55
how do I find a way to do this if
33:57
I'm really worried about diet and diet's the best way
34:00
to handle your weight, which is true.
34:02
Then, okay, then how do I find
34:04
a way to do that? Is
34:06
it because they are expending so
34:08
much energy that the body is
34:10
figuring out a way to conserve
34:12
the oxygen? It's figuring out a
34:14
way to conserve the oxygen. It's
34:16
figuring out a way to conserve
34:18
energy. It's figuring out a way
34:20
to conserve energy. It's figuring out
34:22
a way to conserve energy. It's
34:24
figuring out a way to conserve.
34:26
calories on the activity, there's no
34:28
secrets there. The fact that the
34:30
total number of calories a day
34:32
is no different than everybody else
34:34
means there has to be something
34:36
else going on in the all the other things
34:38
that your body's doing, saving energy here, there,
34:41
squirling it away, and that's interesting. So an
34:43
analogy to that would be really physically active
34:45
people here in the States versus inactive people. Right.
34:47
When we look at them, what we notice is
34:49
people who are really physically active, they have less
34:51
inflammation, but what's that your immune
34:54
system isn't as active. Oh, okay,
34:56
so we're saving some calories there
34:58
maybe. Your reproductive hormones aren't as
35:00
sky high. They're actually really high
35:02
in the sedentary Americans versus like
35:04
the hodge, for example. Or this
35:06
is why you have Olympic athletes that
35:08
don't get their period for years.
35:10
Yes, that's true. But on the
35:12
way there, there's a very healthy point
35:14
where your estrogen levels might not
35:16
be as high as somebody who's
35:18
sedentary, and maybe that's a good
35:20
thing. All signs point to that is
35:22
a good thing. Your heart rate's going to
35:25
go up, but less. You're going to have
35:27
the smaller stress response. And if you measure
35:29
how much cortisol you make all day or
35:32
how much epinephrine your body makes all day,
35:34
it's less if you are physically active. Yeah.
35:36
Now, have we gotten good at monitoring how
35:38
many calories the brain is consuming while intensely
35:41
active? I have to imagine if you're crunching
35:43
numbers and computing, that activity is going to
35:45
burn more calories than watching TV. It's kind
35:47
of a disappointing amount. They do these tests
35:50
where they have people play like chess against
35:52
a... a game that's tuned just to be just a
35:54
little bit better than them. So they're working their asses
35:56
off and they're struggling, they lose anyway, must be very
35:58
frustrating. And he's like four counts. calories an hour
36:01
is nothing. It's like a couple M&M's. So
36:03
it's not like you could say this brain
36:05
economy is a kind of one-to-one to this
36:07
physical activity. Probably not. Probably the brain is
36:10
one of the pieces that's not getting touched.
36:12
You can't really mess with it. And that's
36:14
because most of what your brain is doing
36:16
is completely off of your radar.
36:18
It's all the organizational stuff. Housekeeping
36:20
stuff. What you found is that
36:23
there is a pretty narrow margin
36:25
that the body wants to operate
36:27
in metabolically. Yeah, it's working to
36:29
keep you within an arrow range.
36:31
Sometimes it gets misinterpreted like, oh,
36:33
there's no effective exercise at all.
36:36
No, there's no effective exercise at
36:38
all. No, there can be. Sometimes
36:40
there can be some interpreted like,
36:42
oh, there's no effective exercise at
36:44
all. No, there can be. Sometimes
36:46
you can be sometimes exercise. One
36:48
would expect. and the extra calories
36:51
that you expect to burn. And
36:53
the body hasn't found its way
36:55
to homeostasis yet. But if you're
36:57
doing a lot of weight training,
37:00
we get into this non-fat body
37:02
mass, or we are gonna see
37:04
a direct result to your metabolism.
37:06
Yeah, so when we say no
37:09
more calories than somebody else, when
37:11
we say no more calories than
37:13
somebody else, those are all sort
37:15
of size adjusted for size. So
37:18
that's right, if you build more.
37:20
Muscle for example, yeah, you'll burn
37:22
more calories just because you are
37:24
big. Your body can only just
37:27
so much like these body billers
37:29
are walking around 300 pounds of
37:31
lean muscle. Their body's not going
37:34
to hit a homeyostasis where they
37:36
only consume 3,000 calories a day.
37:38
They'll go up. So that's a
37:40
fun one. The other challenge to
37:43
this idea is like, well, what
37:45
about the torto france? You're burning
37:47
8,000 calories a day. 8,000 calories.
37:49
three weeks. That would be 75
37:52
days of normal caloric output in
37:54
21 days. The body can't adjust
37:56
to that, right? It's gonna need
37:58
those 9,000 calories. there are periods
38:00
of the body that can at least for
38:02
some short-term time really crank it up.
38:05
You see that with those guys and we
38:07
see it with pregnancy interestingly. Yeah so that's
38:09
the fun thing. The ceiling kind of comes
38:11
down and it's analogous to you can sprint
38:14
for 10 seconds or you can sprint for
38:16
10 seconds or you can jog for an
38:18
hour. The sprint for an hour. The sprint
38:21
for 10 seconds or you can jog for
38:23
nine months is pregnancy. We call it a
38:25
metabolic ceiling to how many calories your body
38:27
can possibly burn. is higher for a short-term
38:29
thing, but gets regressively lower and kind of
38:32
squeezes down to about two and a half
38:34
times your base metabolic rate. I guess I'm
38:36
just curious how much it goes up during
38:38
pregnancy. It goes up maybe 20-30% but that's
38:40
because of the size change. It's all proportional.
38:42
That's right. It remains proportional. So that's kind
38:45
of fun to think about. So when your
38:47
heart rates above 150, there's no hacking
38:49
there. Your body's never going to adjust
38:51
to that. Not in the moment, surely,
38:53
no. You're burning those calories right then.
38:55
Yeah, so even if you do it
38:57
for a prolonged period of time, your
38:59
body's never going to be at 150
39:01
beats per minute and only burning the
39:04
amount of calories one would burn it.
39:06
80 beats. That's right. The adjustment seems
39:08
to be happening in the other times.
39:10
The non-exercise moments. Yes, exactly. Do you
39:12
think you can feel that? The stress
39:14
response, for example, I think you can
39:16
feel that. who knows how that's affecting
39:18
the brain exactly, but I think the
39:20
mood impacts. You're seeing that regulation that's
39:23
happening from exercise touches everything. Yeah, we
39:25
know it's directly related, but we've never
39:27
had a great explanation for why. Yeah.
39:29
My explanation was always like, oh, we
39:31
were designed to go to physical activity
39:33
and get a serotonin reward. And in
39:36
the absence of any of that physical
39:38
activity, the brain's like, I'm not giving
39:40
you that. So that was always my
39:42
explanation, but this one's interesting and compelling
39:44
and compelling as well. in a different
39:46
way. It's not just about putting your foot
39:49
on the gas pedal and raising the calories
39:51
burn. It can do that in a short
39:53
term and your body's going to adjust and
39:55
juggle the calories. Don't worry so much about
39:57
the calories. What the exercise is doing is
39:59
re-regulating how all the other systems work, because
40:01
they're all linked. So if
40:03
I start exercising more, I'm going
40:05
to affect all my other systems
40:07
in good ways. Yeah, you say
40:10
it kind of like calibrates and
40:12
puts in harmony all these different
40:14
systems. Yeah, it's like the rhythm
40:16
section. But if, okay, so instead
40:18
of working out, you could just
40:21
get scared a lot. Oh yeah, you
40:23
could pay someone to have the same
40:25
output. You need to drink the isotope,
40:27
though, so we know exactly. I actually
40:29
brought with me, now wouldn't that be
40:31
amazing if you could get like a
40:33
can of DLW, crack it open, isotope
40:35
water? Yeah, oh my god, that'd be
40:37
great. Wait, so people who have high
40:39
anxiety or panic stress and stuff, do
40:42
they burn more calories, just being anxious?
40:44
Yes. That's wild. Fun set of
40:46
studies done in the 90s. Yeah, somebody
40:48
just kind of hang out and
40:50
relax. The best part is, you
40:52
don't even have to scare them.
40:55
You get them when everybody thinks
40:57
that they're relaxed. Right. But then
40:59
you have them through the survey
41:01
afterwards, whatever the scale is, about
41:03
how anxious you are in general,
41:05
and people who are pinned out
41:08
on being anxious, have higher expenditures,
41:10
just resting, their body is just,
41:12
you have a higher resting, their
41:14
body is just, you have a
41:16
higher resting, their body is just,
41:18
you know, like, a higher resting heart
41:20
rate, and cortisol, and meat. It was
41:23
a low carb, high protein diet, and
41:25
this is people's religion. But what did
41:27
you find with the hodza? They don't
41:29
eat a paleo diet, which is hilarious,
41:31
because they're actually hunting a gathering. There
41:33
is no single one diet that hunter-gatherers.
41:36
If you look across the globe, you'll
41:38
find people on any mix of animal
41:40
and plant foods across time, across space,
41:42
you see anything. The real paleo diet
41:44
would be whatever is there. 100% fish
41:46
in some cases. So the hods have actually
41:49
quite a lot of carbs in their diet.
41:51
We see that again and again and again.
41:53
This idea that the only way to be
41:55
paleo or the true paleo is low carb.
41:57
Sorry, that's not really true. Yeah, these tubers
41:59
are very starchy. And when it's not
42:01
tubers, it's berries, and when it's not
42:03
tubers and berries, it's honey. There we
42:05
go. Yeah, you said 10 to 20%
42:08
of their calories are straight honey. Fucking
42:10
water and sugar. Yeah. People think that
42:12
honey is magical and it is kind
42:14
of wonderful, but it's just sugar and
42:17
water, man. Yeah. Hate to break it,
42:19
yeah. It is sugar and water. Tell
42:21
us about what is unique about
42:23
us, humans, heart and air supply.
42:25
Oh, that's fun. Oh. mammal set up
42:28
for hearts and lungs. We have a
42:30
four-chambered heart, all mammals got that. Our
42:32
lungs are driven by a diaphragm, the
42:34
muscle below your lungs that kind of
42:36
pushes them out and brings air in
42:39
and pushes air out, that's all the
42:41
same. But what we've done is we've
42:43
taken your larynx, that's the little voice
42:45
box, a little cartilage cup that you
42:47
can feel in your throat, and we've
42:49
brought it down in our necks low,
42:51
and that's because of the way that
42:53
we've been adapted to speak. appropriate
42:56
discussion for this. All this right here,
42:58
where I'm making air sound waves at
43:00
you, that means something to you. That's
43:02
crazy, first of all. Right. Transfering what's
43:04
in your brain to my brain with
43:06
air waves. But to get this range
43:08
of sounds, and particularly the vowel range.
43:10
you need to have a vocal track
43:13
that has kind of two components a
43:15
vertical part that comes up out of
43:17
your throat and then a horizontal component
43:19
that comes out of your mouth and
43:21
you shape those different things separately to
43:23
make different sounds by taking your larynx
43:25
and putting it down here in your larynx
43:27
and putting it down here in your throat
43:29
now you can choke that's dumb okay so
43:31
that's a new yes so a chimpanzee other
43:34
primates they have it up high their larynx
43:36
is up almost kind of behind their nose
43:38
is up kind of behind their nose God,
43:40
I experience is almost daily. I mean, I
43:42
take a deep breath for some reason, I
43:44
suck some food in there, and then I'm
43:46
dealing with it for 30 minutes. And even
43:48
cooler, deeper history, which is that, have you
43:50
ever wondered why food and air go in
43:52
the same place? Yeah, it's a bad design.
43:54
Yeah, it's a bad design. But you know what
43:56
it is, because when we were fish, there was
43:58
little air pouch called. a swim bladder that
44:01
helps fish stay buoyant. You ever
44:03
wonder how they stay upright and
44:05
know how deep or shallow to
44:08
be? Yeah. Because they can adjust
44:10
how much air is in this
44:12
swim bladder. And for them, it's
44:14
not lungs, it's just a little
44:17
pouch. But then as vertebrates move
44:19
on to land, that becomes lunging.
44:21
But then as vertebrates move on
44:23
to land, that becomes lungs. That's
44:26
the structure that gets all
44:28
vascularized. And that's your lungs. Wow. And
44:30
it all connects up to your mouth. And
44:32
now we want to have this vocal communication.
44:35
And there's been such strong selection
44:37
on that, that even though thousands of people
44:39
die in the United States alone, die every
44:41
year from choking. Yeah. It's a big cost.
44:43
Sure. That's a problem. But this is so
44:46
valuable. that evolution said, yeah, the net result
44:48
was still more kids having this, even with
44:50
the risk of dying. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.
44:52
The body's full of these wonderful things. So
44:55
it had nothing to do with our uprightness,
44:57
because I could also imagine when your quadrupedal,
44:59
your orientation is all different. So that ties
45:02
into when you run, you can run and
45:04
talk, and you can run and kind of
45:06
breathing different schedules. If you ever have some
45:08
fun with this, you can take a breath in
45:10
every two steps, not every two steps, or in
45:13
every step, and out every step, and out every
45:15
step, or in every three, depending on your pace.
45:17
You can change that up. A quadruped that's sprinting
45:19
can't do that, because every time its front feet
45:21
hit the ground, its gut slosh forward. push the
45:24
air out of his lungs. And then
45:26
every time it stretches back out, the
45:28
slushes back and the player back in.
45:31
So there's this idea that's actually my
45:33
PhD advisor built on this idea, it's
45:35
an old idea that goes back to
45:38
the 80s, that being bipedle made it
45:40
easier for us to become endurance runners that
45:42
could run down game. Because there are some
45:44
cultures even to today that will run an
45:46
animal to exhaustion. That's how they hunt. Like
45:48
wolves. Yeah, exactly. You know, we can kind
45:50
of run all these different speeds and still
45:52
be able to breathe fine. Whereas if you
45:54
are a quarterped, the range of speeds that
45:57
you're able to maintain and still be able
45:59
to breathe effect. is much more limited. And
46:01
so you can kind of push these, anyway,
46:03
that's the idea. Now, are there differences within
46:05
populations or no? About what? Or supplying our
46:07
heart. You don't see it in the vocal
46:09
track and that kind of thing, but what
46:11
you see is there's a bit player in
46:13
this whole system, which is the spleen. Monica,
46:15
do you know what the spleen does? Most
46:17
people don't. No, I just know it can explode
46:19
if you have mono. Yes. So it's mostly
46:21
like an immune system organ organ. It
46:23
tracks what's going on immunism-wise, but right, it
46:25
kind of seems expendable, maybe even get it
46:27
removed, it's not a big deal. It also
46:30
acts as a reserve tank for red blood
46:32
cells. And so there are people who live
46:34
at altitude and are always kind of oxygen
46:36
starved, their supplains get a little bit bigger
46:38
because it becomes this extra reserve red blood
46:40
cell thing for their blood to, you're red
46:42
blood cells, are the ones that carry oxygen.
46:44
Exactly. Exactly. And then there's this amazing case,
46:47
it's kind of documented. 2010 or so. There's
46:49
a population of folks called the Sama. You
46:51
can hear them written about it as the
46:53
Bajao as well, but they call themselves
46:55
the Sama. And they are basically hunter-gathers.
46:57
in the ocean. They spend their lives on
46:59
the ocean. This is South Pacific. So
47:01
Southeast Asia, the Philippines and islands up
47:03
in Indonesia now, they forage underwater so
47:05
they just kind of free dive. There's
47:07
no scuba or anything like that. They're
47:10
holding their breath. And you can imagine
47:12
in that very particular population there was
47:14
strong selection for can you hold your
47:16
breath a little bit longer? Are you
47:18
less likely to drown because you push
47:20
it too far? Yeah, yeah. And in
47:22
those folks, the gene variants that build
47:24
a bigger spleen have been favored, and
47:26
now they have bigger spleins, on average.
47:28
On what order? 30% bigger or?
47:30
Yeah, it's something like that's not
47:32
double, but it's just enough, right?
47:34
And the evolution's always working on
47:36
the margins like that. Yeah. Isn't
47:39
that so enough? Right. And the
47:41
evolution is always working on the
47:43
margins like that. Yeah. Usually the
47:45
selection pressures are kind of the
47:47
same like a heart and lungs.
47:49
It's kind of the same for
47:51
everybody and it's only in these
47:53
really small particular cases like underwater
47:55
foraging like living at altitude because think
47:57
what has to happen you have to have
47:59
selection pressures be stable for long
48:02
enough and relocalized that evolution will
48:04
say yes these particular gene variants now
48:06
are an advantage and stably so yeah
48:08
so that now things change most of
48:11
what we see when we look across
48:13
populations is kind of just slush and
48:15
slop and noise right and maybe not
48:18
even consistent long enough yes exactly exactly
48:20
okay what about how we eat we're
48:22
kind of talking about it already people
48:25
are really good eating whatever's around you
48:27
can tell from our teeth and our
48:29
guts, broadly speaking that we're ready for
48:31
a high quality diet. We don't have
48:34
to spend hours chewing grass, obviously, right?
48:36
We're good at stuff that's energy dense.
48:38
Cooking has actually changed our bodies completely.
48:40
A common argument from vegetarians is like,
48:42
look at our mouth. It doesn't resemble
48:44
a true omnivore's mouth. They're leaving out
48:46
that that's because we cook. Yes. That
48:48
makes energy in the food easier to
48:51
get easier to get at, easier to
48:53
chew in all these things. This is
48:55
a fun one too. We talked about
48:57
how once cultural complexity gets out of
48:59
hand and kind of snowballs, now the
49:01
brain is playing catch-up. You're born, trying
49:03
to fill the brain with all things that
49:05
you learn. You see this cultural inheritance, in
49:07
other words, you call it the dual inheritance
49:09
sometimes. You've got your DNA inheritance. We've also
49:12
got this cultural inheritance that's just as important.
49:14
And those things have to link up. Case
49:16
in point with cooking. There's no gene for
49:18
fire. There's no genetic varying for
49:20
fire, but our bodies need cooked
49:22
food. So the biological inheritance is
49:24
a digestive tract that requires cooked
49:27
food actually. Raw foodists have a
49:29
hard time even today with the weird amazingly
49:31
easy to adjust foods you get in the
49:33
supermarket. You could never be a raw foodist
49:35
on wild foods. It wouldn't work. So our
49:37
bodies need. cooked food and how to cook
49:39
and how to make fire is completely culturally
49:41
inherited. You don't come out knowing how to
49:43
start a fire. That's right. And so if
49:46
you don't put those things together, you're done.
49:48
Isn't that fun? I want to remark this
49:50
for the very end, get off book a
49:52
little bit. But yes, this is like, I
49:54
read behave, I don't know if you read
49:56
Sapolsky, I read Parsi, yeah, yeah. But that
49:58
one does a really great. job of
50:00
the nature-nurture debate is really a false
50:02
dichotomy. You can look so many times
50:05
where there's so interwoven you can't really
50:07
even make some distinction between which is
50:09
which, which weirdly and fondly and kind
50:11
of brings back Lamarcky and biology a
50:13
little bit. Mmm, but let's earmark that's
50:15
not necessarily about the book, but it's
50:18
a fascinating thing to think about now.
50:20
Totally. How about muscle and bone? And
50:22
there's nothing that's more kind of plastic
50:24
and adaptable than... You can change sizes
50:26
and even change kind of fiber types
50:29
if you're slow switch or fast switch
50:31
power or endurance. That's a really flexible
50:33
system. And I think it's another case
50:35
where if all humans were just born
50:37
to be just one kind of athlete, just
50:40
an endurance or just a power kind of
50:42
thing, it wouldn't work because cultures change the
50:44
jobs you have to do change too quickly.
50:46
So evolution has to solve that problem.
50:49
by creating flexibility and creating adaptability. So
50:51
over the course of a lifetime,
50:53
if you grow up some place
50:55
you're doing a lot of running,
50:57
you'll get good at that. You
50:59
grow up somewhere where you're working
51:01
with your upper body. farming or
51:03
canoeing, you'll get good at that.
51:05
Like you see examples of all
51:07
these things. The Olympics is the
51:09
best place to observe. I love
51:11
it. You're like, look at a
51:13
power lifter, look at the ultramarathoner,
51:15
look at the sprinter, every sprinter
51:17
looks the same, every volleyballist looks the
51:20
same, every volleyballist looks the same. And
51:22
they're all the same species with 99.9%
51:24
of the same DNA. within people and
51:26
you find all of it everywhere. And
51:28
I think that is true. Humans are
51:30
kind of inherently more variable. I think
51:32
that also gets back to this issue
51:34
of every lion has to be the
51:36
best lion it can be and there's
51:39
a narrow prescripted way of how that's
51:41
going to work for them to be a successful
51:43
adult. In a human society, even a hunting
51:45
and gathering society, where the career options are
51:47
more limited, then maybe here, you're still going
51:49
to see a variety of ways that are
51:51
successful to be an adult. And so I
51:53
think there's sort of more breadth of possibility
51:56
there than another species. I want to go
51:58
straight to environmental protection. I would imagine... Many
52:00
people don't even know why some people are white
52:02
and some people are black. I think that's
52:04
probably true. I mean, I think they've observed that,
52:06
but I don't know if they would necessarily
52:08
know. So the molecule that makes it skin dark
52:10
is a molecule called melanin. You've got
52:13
these really cool cells that start off
52:15
in this very special part of the
52:17
embryo that migrate into your skin. And
52:19
those cells make melanin. That's their job.
52:21
And the more they make the darker
52:23
egoir. And so we all make it.
52:25
Less. We're melanin challenged. We're lazy melanin.
52:27
Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. But even the
52:29
baseline is variable, right? That's right. So
52:31
if we were an African species, that's
52:33
we know that 300,000 years ago, that's
52:36
where we all were. Meloninin is this
52:38
natural sunblock. You see more melanin, darker
52:40
skin in populations that have more ultraviolet
52:42
light exposure. And it's because ultraviolet light.
52:44
is good because it helps you make
52:47
vitamin D, but it's bad because it
52:49
blows up this molecule called folate,
52:51
which you need to make DNA. You
52:53
are making two miles of DNA every
52:55
second or something like that. It's crazy.
52:58
If you're salsa dividing it. And so
53:00
if you don't make that right, that's
53:02
a problem. There's all mitosis or there's
53:04
cancers, or if you are pregnant and
53:06
you are building a fetus, there's a
53:08
lot of DNA being made there. And
53:10
if that doesn't work out, that's not
53:12
work out, that's not good, that's not
53:14
good, that's not good, obviously. you want
53:17
to protect your DNA. And that balance
53:19
is why if you're at a high
53:21
sunlight area, you're going to be inherently
53:23
adapted to be darker. Populations farther away
53:25
are going to be adapted to be
53:27
lighter and get more of that UV,
53:29
because that's the other part of the
53:31
seasaw. Yeah. So just to remind people
53:33
about the geology, so Africa is on
53:35
the equator or where most of the
53:37
humans come from. So the sun is
53:39
always in the same spot in the
53:41
sky. There's less UV. there's less opportunity
53:43
to make vitamin D and then the
53:45
skin gets lighter. Yeah, so there's like
53:47
a hundred and some genes that work
53:49
together to kind of figure out how
53:51
much melon you're gonna make. You can
53:53
imagine there's variants of those. We all have
53:56
those 150 genes but your versions might be
53:58
different than mine and so the versions... that
54:00
helped make more melanin, those are
54:02
gonna be successful in high UV places
54:04
like Africa. As you move north,
54:06
the variants that make you a little
54:08
bit lighter. all of a sudden that's an
54:10
advantage. And we see those variants get
54:12
selected for to be lighter and then
54:14
people move back into more tropical areas
54:17
with higher sunlight intensity and we see
54:19
the darker skin variance come back. Well
54:21
that's where it gets one marking. So
54:23
my question to you is do we
54:25
have every ingredient at the disposal and
54:27
we are turning on and turning off
54:29
certain things? That's where this weird interplay
54:31
between how we've thought of Darwinian evolution.
54:33
And now we're starting to see, well,
54:35
no, we kind of have a lot
54:38
of genes that are just not activated.
54:40
In my mind, that says that you,
54:42
Dax, could be black. Be black. Right,
54:44
I can't. No. But in our population,
54:47
pick any population, you will find all
54:49
the variants available. That's one of the
54:51
big discoveries of modern genetics, is that
54:53
those variants, the same variants that make
54:55
some people darker, some people darker, some
54:57
people lighter, they're all there in the
55:00
population. Even if no one's black, potentially
55:02
so, because no one's black, potentially so,
55:04
because what will happen is, they'll just
55:06
be much lower frequency. So maybe only
55:08
five percent of people have the variant
55:11
that would make you darker, that would
55:13
make you darker that helps, that all.
55:15
together give you darker skin. But now,
55:17
let's make selection favor darker skin. Well,
55:19
now, by a bit, you kind of
55:21
reassemble the frequencies to make those alleles
55:23
more frequent. Yeah, the two darker kids
55:25
of the 100 kids survived, and they
55:27
made it, and one had a third
55:29
of this recipe and another had a
55:31
third, and now are two thirds of
55:33
the way there. Yeah, so Lamarck would
55:35
say. anybody in their own lifetime can
55:38
achieve that change. That's not right. Right.
55:40
What is right is that any population
55:42
over enough time could end up going
55:44
back and forth on these traits. I
55:46
might be misunderstanding, but I guess what
55:48
Darwin was missing was the epigenome. He
55:50
also had no idea about genes and
55:52
he thought that traits mixed like paints
55:54
mix. Right, right, right, right, right. And
55:56
if you do that, then he just
55:58
get blah. Recessive and Dominic. didn't have
56:00
any idea about that. So he was out to
56:02
lunch on how any of genetics works. But the
56:04
epigenome, which is hovering above your DNA and deciding
56:07
what RNA is gonna send out. That's a big
56:09
factor too. This is where I get into the
56:11
recipe thing, right? Yeah. There's enormous amount of detailed
56:13
data for the epigenome to choose to use or
56:15
not use. And there's a lot going on there.
56:17
Whatever genes you've inherited from mom and dad, they're
56:20
not all turned on all the time. This is
56:22
where nature and nurtures are really mingling, right? Yes,
56:24
and this has been a big breakthrough in the
56:26
last 15, 20 years of just how this works.
56:28
The moment you're born, and maybe even before you're
56:30
born, which is crazy, before you're born, and maybe
56:32
even before you're born, which is crazy, which is
56:35
crazy, and maybe just how this works. The moment
56:37
you're born, and maybe even before you're born, you're
56:39
born, and maybe even before you're born, before you're
56:41
born, and maybe even before you're born, before you're
56:43
born, or born, and maybe even before you're born,
56:45
and maybe even before you're born, and maybe even
56:48
before you're born, and maybe even before you're born,
56:50
and maybe even before you're born, prowess and obvious.
56:52
Yeah, I like to think so. Is male pattern
56:54
baldness an adaptation to receive more vitamin D from
56:56
the top of your head? I doubt it and
56:58
here's why. That extra little patch isn't doing
57:01
a whole lot of good first of
57:03
all. But if you operate all day.
57:05
Yeah, but you're also not wearing as
57:07
many clothes all day probably and you're
57:09
outside the entire day. You probably get
57:11
plenty of exposure anyhow. Here's who really
57:13
needs the vitamin D. is mom. So
57:15
why is her hair not fall now?
57:17
Exactly. Okay. How do we explain male
57:19
pattern boldness though? Is there an armchair
57:21
of theory on it? So this is
57:23
where I would push back and say
57:25
let's be sure that we're looking at
57:27
an adaptation and not just a tolerated
57:29
bit of noise. A small shape is
57:31
a great example of this. Back in
57:33
the bad old eugenics days, people are
57:35
measuring the skull shapes of Eastern Europeans,
57:37
all these things, right? And they're trying
57:39
to figure out who's a good person,
57:41
who's a bad person. Who's a bad
57:43
person? Yeah. And it was all really
57:46
ugly. Guess who was great? Aryan. Exactly.
57:48
And you do the analysis today and
57:50
you say, well, what if rather than assuming
57:52
that I'm looking at selection favoring that
57:54
skull shape here and this skull shape
57:56
there, what if my model is? Well,
57:59
evolution doesn't. how many babies you
58:01
have. Right, there's no real force acting
58:03
on this. Yeah. So what if the
58:05
model is, well, it's just noise, and
58:07
we know what noise should look like.
58:09
Noise should look like gray screen noise,
58:12
right? It's just no real pattern to
58:14
it. There's a very clear mathematical test
58:16
you can make for that. And sure
58:18
enough, if you look at skull shapes
58:20
across the globe, it's noise. They don't
58:23
mean anything. So, let's put a real
58:25
fine point on this, because what I
58:27
learned. Very very weak in that the
58:29
example that was given to me in
58:31
anthros There are populations within Africa that
58:33
have more genetic similarity with populations in
58:35
Ireland than they do with a neighboring
58:37
tribe Yep. So why on earth would
58:39
you categorize these people by this thing
58:41
that is the least telling and least
58:43
dynamic and everything this is like as
58:45
you said 150 alleles or something that
58:47
means nothing in the grand scope of
58:49
things if you really want to categorize
58:51
and group people We just know that
58:53
would be about the worst way to
58:55
do it to get any consistency That's
58:57
exactly right. And the reason why do
59:00
we do it is because we seem
59:02
to be inherently built to like to
59:04
have in-groups out groups. And we're visual
59:06
primates, man. Yeah. So we pick something
59:08
visual. I think it's kind of inherent
59:10
in the way that our brains are
59:12
built to go that way. So it's
59:14
not a surprise, but that doesn't make
59:17
it right. It's a pretty crap way
59:19
to do it. It just means nothing
59:21
if you were looking at scientifically. Yeah,
59:23
but what's crazy to me. Yeah. Doctors
59:25
will still do this race-based view. That's
59:27
how they're trained. You come into
59:29
the doctor's office, you get a
59:31
medical test. And how I interpret
59:33
that test is through a lens
59:36
of if you're black, if you're
59:38
white, if you're Asian. You give
59:40
the exact examples in the book,
59:42
because I was like, oh, this
59:44
is fast. There's a thing called
59:46
an E.GFR, estimated glomular filtrace, how your
59:48
kidneys are doing. It's a blood test.
59:51
I get a blood test. It all depends.
59:53
If I'm a doctor and I'm interpreting
59:55
that number, I ask, is the patient
59:57
black or is the patient white? That's
59:59
fucking. crazy because their kidney function has
1:00:01
nothing to do with that. Okay, but
1:00:04
let me attempt to push back and
1:00:06
maybe you'll correct me in this. So
1:00:08
one thing I learned along the way,
1:00:11
which I found very fascinating, is that
1:00:13
African Americans, not black people across the
1:00:15
globe, but African Americans. have a very
1:00:17
elevated rate of hypertension. And so the
1:00:20
question is how they get this rate
1:00:22
of hypertension and what people have figured
1:00:24
out is that when the people in
1:00:26
Africa were kidnapped, they were first marched
1:00:29
to West Africa, most of them, to
1:00:31
get put on boats to be brought
1:00:33
to America. Half of those people died
1:00:35
of dehydration on that walk. So the
1:00:38
people that made it to the boat
1:00:40
had a really high salinity count or
1:00:42
an asymmetrical salinity count, they were able
1:00:44
to hold onto the salt in their
1:00:47
body. Then they put them on boats,
1:00:49
half those people died of dehydration. So
1:00:51
the people that landed here had this
1:00:53
extreme force case of natural selection where
1:00:56
a high salinity rate was beneficial to
1:00:58
survival. We assumed for half a second
1:01:00
that was true. Yeah. And I'm a
1:01:03
doctor and I measure the salinity count
1:01:05
of someone's body. And I see that
1:01:07
it's elevated. Well, what I'm really trying
1:01:09
to do is. decide, is it elevated
1:01:12
relative to his peers or her peers
1:01:14
or her in group because that's really
1:01:16
what's gonna be significant? Is this person
1:01:18
running an outside risk even given their
1:01:21
elevated disposition? That would be relevant now?
1:01:23
Again, at least it's a plausible mechanism
1:01:25
there. To push back specifically on that
1:01:27
one, if that were true, if that
1:01:30
bottleneck with the slave trade were what
1:01:32
was happening, we would see that. in
1:01:34
the genes that we know are related
1:01:36
to hypertension risk. And we don't see
1:01:39
that. You don't. No. There is no
1:01:41
evidence. And also, you can take black
1:01:43
families who are not descendants of the
1:01:46
slave trade. But they grow up in
1:01:48
America where there is racism. They have
1:01:50
the effects of that. So race becomes
1:01:52
biological. Meaning if someone flew from Nigeria
1:01:55
here tomorrow, within some time they would
1:01:57
have the predictable. Yes, that's right. So
1:01:59
yeah. extremely plausible to me. People dying
1:02:01
of dehydration, I'm certain they weren't handing
1:02:04
out water. Let's do more of the
1:02:06
heart rate thing. So through the 80s
1:02:08
and 90s it was thought that black
1:02:10
folks in America were just genetically predisposed
1:02:13
to heart disease. This is how it
1:02:15
is. Accept it. Move on. And now
1:02:17
we know, okay well actually if you
1:02:19
study folks that are black and even
1:02:22
if they're descendants of the slave trade
1:02:24
but they aren't in... the United States
1:02:26
exposed to structural racism, they actually don't
1:02:28
have hypertension. That isn't a thing that
1:02:31
all the folks have downstream. It's a
1:02:33
stress thing. It's a stress thing. Yeah.
1:02:35
Wow. Another great example, Native Americans in
1:02:38
this country have, for all sorts of
1:02:40
reasons, they also have hypertension and other
1:02:42
sorts of bad heart outcomes. Over-index and
1:02:44
diabetes. Is that because they're predisposed to
1:02:47
it? Well, actually, if you also look
1:02:49
at Native American groups in Bolivia, it's
1:02:51
the same diaspora that came down. but
1:02:53
they aren't living in a world that
1:02:56
has oppressed them. And so guess what?
1:02:58
Healthiest hearts in the world in Bolivia.
1:03:00
No signs of diabetes. So it's true
1:03:02
that in this environment that gets triggered,
1:03:05
that set of sequences, but what we're
1:03:07
looking at is environmental. We're not looking
1:03:09
at some inherent biological predisposition. And what
1:03:11
gets dangerous is if you say, well,
1:03:14
that's just how those folks are. What
1:03:16
can we do? Throw up your hands.
1:03:18
That's a very different response. And you
1:03:20
say, holy shit, this group does have
1:03:23
an issue. We got to fix it.
1:03:25
We can fix it. Yeah. That's right.
1:03:27
So the way that you understand how
1:03:30
the body works ends up with big
1:03:32
consequences for how you think about society,
1:03:34
how we deal with all these problems.
1:03:36
If you dare. Here's a fun one.
1:03:39
My mother-in-law just had a Texas scan
1:03:41
done. She had her bone density checked
1:03:43
and they gave you a bone density
1:03:45
score. How mineralized your bones are. And
1:03:47
then I was reading the report with
1:03:50
her because she wanted some inputs and
1:03:52
they had this thing at the end.
1:03:54
FRAX likelihood, FRAX is this sort of
1:03:56
algorithm they run the data through. Likelihood
1:03:58
of major fracture in the next 10
1:04:00
years is X. And I thought, oh,
1:04:03
that's interesting. So I looked that up
1:04:05
online. I'd heard about this. I wanted
1:04:07
to look into it. You can go
1:04:09
to the FRAX website. Any doctor would
1:04:11
use this. They heard doctor use this.
1:04:14
You put in the bone mineral density.
1:04:16
You put in your BMI. Are you.
1:04:18
Are you black? Are you Asian or
1:04:20
are you Caucasian? And I played with
1:04:22
it. She grew up in China. She's
1:04:24
Asian. If you put an Asian versus
1:04:27
African American, you could change your risk
1:04:29
by double or half. So that's 4X
1:04:31
from the ceiling to the floor. Yes.
1:04:33
And it's totally bullshit. I mean, there's
1:04:35
no way that's right. And the training
1:04:38
set that they must have used this
1:04:40
on was capturing something about the environment
1:04:42
of folks. and that's affecting your likelihood.
1:04:44
I wonder how this menopause data, because
1:04:46
we had a menopause expert on. Yeah.
1:04:49
She's saying Southeast Asians go through menopause
1:04:51
on average like six years earlier. Like
1:04:53
around 47 or 48, which is earlier
1:04:55
than. Maybe it wasn't six, but it
1:04:57
was several years. I don't know. I
1:04:59
wonder if that's a. nature nurtures it.
1:05:02
I would be interesting. Yeah, I don't
1:05:04
think we have a great answer. We
1:05:06
know why menopause happens mechanistically, but we
1:05:08
don't really know what triggers the exact
1:05:10
timing like why it's 47 versus 49.
1:05:13
I don't think we have a great
1:05:15
handle on eggs. And the body starts
1:05:17
ratcheting up. So why do you run
1:05:19
out eggs earlier? And why this time
1:05:21
versus that time? Five years difference is
1:05:24
a big difference. Why who's early and
1:05:26
who's later? I don't know. So the
1:05:28
idea that your doctor. is looking at
1:05:30
the census box that you ticked and
1:05:32
making real decisions. It's like, take your
1:05:34
car to the mechanic, they say, well,
1:05:37
we checked the timing bell, we checked
1:05:39
the brakes, and we think your car
1:05:41
is going to be okay because it's
1:05:43
blue. Like, well, what? Well, hold on.
1:05:45
We did this a diagnostic test, and
1:05:48
here's the numbers, but then it looks
1:05:50
pretty bad. But the goodness is you've
1:05:52
got a blue car. Well, what the
1:05:54
hell are you talking about? Well, we
1:05:56
shouldn't. If they come in. If they
1:05:59
come in, and there's a rod. at
1:06:01
100,000 miles and it's an American car,
1:06:03
all systems go, this is what we
1:06:05
expected. If you bring a Toyota in
1:06:07
that's got a Rodnock at 100,000, something's
1:06:09
really weird. Because we do know a
1:06:12
Toyota will go 300,000 miles and the
1:06:14
American car is going to go 150s.
1:06:16
But that has to do with how
1:06:18
that actually is built. Two Tarotas, one's
1:06:20
broad-nock, one's black and one's white. You
1:06:23
one, you one. You're going to win
1:06:25
all of these, but I'm going to
1:06:27
keep going for it. Let's talk about
1:06:29
dying, because here's my great curiosity. Your
1:06:31
cells go through mitosis. They make an
1:06:34
identical copy to themselves. So there's this
1:06:36
great mystery. If they're making identical copies,
1:06:38
how does aging even really happen? So
1:06:40
clearly something... turns on or off and
1:06:42
it starts making the cells differently, which
1:06:44
is its own mystery, kind of how
1:06:47
it's making identical but not identical copies.
1:06:49
My question is, why hasn't there ever
1:06:51
been a mutation that just didn't turn
1:06:53
that on? What would govern against that?
1:06:55
Why couldn't that be a mutation that
1:06:58
would have happened by now? Well, first
1:07:00
of all, some species are getting pretty
1:07:02
close. So you've got bristlecone pine trees
1:07:04
that live 5,000 years. And aren't there
1:07:06
some sharks that are like, go to
1:07:09
600 years, I think? 600. I want
1:07:11
to lift at 600? Yeah. There's a
1:07:13
wonderful story. It may be apocryphal about
1:07:15
the guy who discovered the oldest living
1:07:17
organism. You guys ever heard of this
1:07:19
story? No. That was lovely. Maybe apocryphal.
1:07:22
But you guys ever heard of this
1:07:24
story? No. That was lovely. Maybe apocryphal.
1:07:26
But it's a lovely living organism. No.
1:07:28
That was lovely. Maybe apocryphal. sample of
1:07:30
the tree, look at the rings. He
1:07:33
started his research and he gets up
1:07:35
there into the forests, probably somewhere out
1:07:37
here in the US, and he starts
1:07:39
drilling into a brusole cone pine, gets
1:07:41
the thing stuck. And he's like, ah,
1:07:43
I can't finish my dissertation, I'm in
1:07:46
real trouble. So he goes to the
1:07:48
ranger station and says, this is what
1:07:50
happened, I'm so sorry, can I cut
1:07:52
that one tree down please to get
1:07:54
my core thing out? And the guy's
1:07:57
like, yeah, fine. So he cuts it.
1:07:59
Oh my god. It is a good
1:08:01
scientist about it and saves a section
1:08:03
of it and counts the rings later on and
1:08:05
goes, oh my god, I just killed the oldest
1:08:08
thing on the planet. That's risky. It
1:08:10
was a 5,000 year old tree or
1:08:12
something. It was a 5,000 year old
1:08:14
tree. I love when you go to
1:08:16
mere woods and they've got the cross
1:08:18
section. And then fucking Jesus is on
1:08:20
one of the rings. Yeah. Oh, it's
1:08:22
incredible. When people argue for like a
1:08:24
6,000 year old history of the earth.
1:08:26
The really serious anti-evolutionist, I think, now
1:08:28
we've got tree ring data older than
1:08:30
that. You know, like, we're sure it's
1:08:32
older, but anyway. Yeah, how do we
1:08:34
age? What's unique about how we age?
1:08:36
Obviously, we live quite long for... We're
1:08:38
the oldest living primate for sure, and
1:08:40
we do a better job not sinescing.
1:08:42
So there's been selection there to push
1:08:45
that process off. The standard story is
1:08:47
that whatever the kind of damage that
1:08:49
accumulates over time as we get older
1:08:51
as we get older. but that takes
1:08:54
energy. Everything's a trade-off. So if my
1:08:56
body's spending energy keeping myself alive, well
1:08:58
then I'm not spending those calories on
1:09:00
reproduction. And that's the balance of that. And
1:09:02
really the reproduction part is what evolution really
1:09:04
cares about. How many copies of your genes
1:09:06
do you get in the next generation? So
1:09:08
if you spent all of your energy on
1:09:10
maintenance, then maybe you could live a lot
1:09:12
longer. but that's not a great strategy because...
1:09:15
Those genes won't make it to anybody. Exactly.
1:09:17
So that's the standard story about why this
1:09:19
doesn't happen. The mechanism will be exactly what's
1:09:21
happening at the cellular level, what's breaking down
1:09:23
why that still is, I think, up in
1:09:25
the air. The stuff I find convincing too
1:09:27
is that it's kind of entropy. the wild
1:09:29
number of chemical interactions that actually become at
1:09:31
that scale physical interactions of molecules bouncing against
1:09:33
molecules things get wrecked and broken you have
1:09:36
to put them back together the idea would
1:09:38
be that that's why calorie restriction for example
1:09:40
I don't know if you want to do
1:09:42
it but that's been the one thing shown
1:09:44
in every species ever looked at. But even
1:09:46
in like lab settings and mice, if you
1:09:48
cut their calories by 20% they live a
1:09:50
lot longer. Because your money starts eating all
1:09:53
the junk that's accumulated. It kind of cleans
1:09:55
up the scrap and uses it. Yeah. And
1:09:57
it just creates less exhaust, less byproduct, and
1:09:59
less entropy. Okay, so what do we need
1:10:01
to know about living and how to live longer?
1:10:03
You gotta play two games to try to live
1:10:05
forever. One, we know the rules too, and we
1:10:08
can do something about, which is make sure you're
1:10:10
exercising, eating a healthy diet. We can talk a
1:10:12
lot of time about what that would look like.
1:10:14
Don't smoke. Don't do things that we know lead
1:10:16
to early drinking. I hate to say anything drinking
1:10:18
to that. All these things that we know how
1:10:21
to do. And that can push you through the
1:10:23
kind of typical falling off the cliff that happens
1:10:25
to a lot of us as we get older.
1:10:27
But once you push into the kind of the
1:10:29
80s-90s, then you got a hope you got good jeans.
1:10:31
Who's the guy who's trying to live forever is Brian
1:10:33
Johnson or something else? Yes, yes, yes, yes. And I
1:10:36
don't know him and I wish him the best. Did
1:10:38
you watch the dog? The last thing I saw with
1:10:40
him with him was him on him on him on
1:10:42
Bill Mars. pod talk with him. Oh, okay. Yeah. I
1:10:44
haven't watched the doc. I kind of keep up a
1:10:46
little bit on social media because I think it's interesting.
1:10:48
Yeah. I am aware of the routine, at least some
1:10:50
of it. He'll have a really good chance of winning
1:10:52
the first game. He's not going to die of heart
1:10:54
disease. That seems unlikely. He's going to beat the four
1:10:56
horsemen as the Tia would call them. The preventable cancers,
1:10:58
metabolic disorders. Yes, he's going to do great. He's going to get
1:11:00
to be 80 or 80 or 80 or 80 if I were to be 80
1:11:02
or 80 if I were to be 80 if I were to be 80 if I
1:11:04
were to be 80 or 90 if I were to be 80 or 90 if I were to
1:11:06
be 80 or 90 if I were to be 80 or 90 if I were to be
1:11:09
80. how mom and dad did in the
1:11:11
genes category. This is where I'm very discouraged.
1:11:13
Yeah, so I don't know. The idea that
1:11:15
you could have a life that's twice as
1:11:18
long is in my mind the same as
1:11:20
saying that I'm gonna have a human that's
1:11:22
twice as tall. Right. There are thousands
1:11:24
of genes that all work together
1:11:26
to make a human-sized human. If
1:11:28
you want to make a double-sized
1:11:30
human, imagine all the things you'd
1:11:33
have to change. It wouldn't just
1:11:35
be make sure you'd make sure
1:11:37
you'd have to change. Just like that.
1:11:39
So what I think we're seeing now
1:11:41
is there's enough good nutrition around the
1:11:43
world, enough good medicine around the world,
1:11:45
please get vaccinated, take your antibiotics, take
1:11:47
the medicine you need to take. We
1:11:50
can get you to 80-90 relatively. That
1:11:52
happens for a lot of folks. That's
1:11:54
wonderful. And even over 100. But then
1:11:56
you start hitting the genetic limits of
1:11:58
what's possible. Yeah. Right. read it and
1:12:00
I'll be happy to be wrong. Do
1:12:02
two minutes on vaccines? Well as the
1:12:05
measles outbreak right now in Texas it
1:12:07
lets us know they're an important public
1:12:09
health thing to do. The vaccination schedule
1:12:11
is critically important to keep. There's a
1:12:13
reason all those are in there. Those
1:12:15
are all diseases that really harm kids
1:12:17
and have lifetime effects and sometimes death
1:12:20
but I mean these are really nasty
1:12:22
things. Vaccination is one of the greatest
1:12:24
medical discoveries. It goes back to the
1:12:26
1700s, George Washington was vaccinating his troops
1:12:28
against smallpox. It has saved more lives
1:12:30
than any medical discovery ever by
1:12:33
a landslide. That's exactly right. That
1:12:35
and clean water, and you basically
1:12:37
have the modern world. Yeah. And without
1:12:40
those things, you don't. And what's really
1:12:42
troubling for vaccines is they are a
1:12:44
victim of their success. Yeah. And that's
1:12:46
a real bummer. For the people who
1:12:48
did not grow up around polio, as
1:12:51
my grandfather did, The notion you wouldn't
1:12:53
get a polio vaccine for your kid
1:12:55
is outrageous to me. But a modern
1:12:57
person hasn't seen a generation of kids
1:13:00
in wheelchairs and on crutches. And the
1:13:02
way they work is this really clever
1:13:04
thing that your immune system has cells
1:13:06
that are listening, looking for infection, and
1:13:09
they learn how to identify it and
1:13:11
kill it and make antibodies to it.
1:13:13
and you are evolved to have this
1:13:15
adaptive response that vaccines kind of take
1:13:18
advantage of. The idea that's sort of
1:13:20
unnatural is bullshit. It's completely using this
1:13:22
natural system that your body has evolved.
1:13:24
And then the other thing that people
1:13:27
always want to tie it to our
1:13:29
developmental issues and autism of course and
1:13:31
all that's going to be completely using
1:13:34
this natural system that your body has
1:13:36
evolved. And then the other thing that
1:13:38
people always want to tie it to
1:13:41
our developmental. It is the same part
1:13:43
of your brain that makes us
1:13:45
all very susceptible to religion
1:13:47
that's being hijacked because it's
1:13:50
driven by a notion of
1:13:52
purity in the natural world
1:13:54
because there's been these studies
1:13:56
where if you plot on a US
1:13:58
map the lowest rates vaccinations, they
1:14:01
correlate perfectly with where
1:14:03
Whole Foods are. I believe it.
1:14:06
That's really troubling because people are
1:14:08
shopping. Whole Foods are also more
1:14:10
often college educated, they're upper socioeconomically.
1:14:12
Yes. It's a great example of
1:14:15
this thing that's become associated with
1:14:17
the political rights since code, but
1:14:19
actually before that was very much
1:14:22
on the political left. Yes. Well
1:14:24
this is where the circle meets.
1:14:26
Exactly. The sense of purity, the
1:14:28
sense of nature, natural. There's a
1:14:30
thing about everything being natural and
1:14:32
non-toxic. to be that way first
1:14:34
of all. So just because polio
1:14:36
exists in the natural world, it
1:14:39
doesn't mean that we ought to just say
1:14:41
yes, let's have it. Yeah. You naturally
1:14:43
can't see at a certain age and
1:14:45
we go get glasses. People are very
1:14:47
all-a-card about what they want to accept
1:14:49
and what they've done. But a lot
1:14:51
of people really think that it causes
1:14:53
the person to change. I know someone
1:14:55
who is an antivaxor and they were
1:14:58
describing... seeing someone get vaccinated and
1:15:00
the way they were describing it,
1:15:02
they were like, I saw a
1:15:04
shift in their eyes. Yeah. It's
1:15:06
because they're rejected against COVID, they
1:15:08
were happy. Yeah, exactly. They were
1:15:10
smiling. No, it was wild. And I
1:15:13
believe that that's what they saw in
1:15:15
their head. That's fair. I don't know
1:15:17
how to tell someone like, no, you
1:15:19
didn't. Yeah. Well, back to anthropology and
1:15:22
cultural anthropology and cultural
1:15:24
relativity. I grant people
1:15:26
their reality. Yeah, I know. But
1:15:28
there has to be a place where we say
1:15:30
we appreciate your beliefs and everybody has
1:15:32
their own perspective, but that we are
1:15:35
going to pay attention to the numbers.
1:15:37
There has to be some agreement about
1:15:39
an evidence. based where they get decisions.
1:15:41
But when it starts impacting other people's realities,
1:15:43
that's where I think we have to say
1:15:45
no. We wouldn't even have an issue if
1:15:47
it didn't actually pertain to children, because that's
1:15:50
what it's all about. I don't give a
1:15:52
fuck if someone doesn't want to get vaccinated.
1:15:54
If they're going to die of measles and
1:15:56
you chose it, it's on you. In the
1:15:58
most literal sense, you have decided. for your
1:16:00
kid they'll have the same position as
1:16:02
you will and it'd be like branding
1:16:04
them your religion when you're born or
1:16:06
branding them your political identity that's the
1:16:08
bummer about it is they've inherited their
1:16:10
parents position on something which is probably
1:16:12
not fair. 100% and they're not old
1:16:14
enough the age of consent is there
1:16:17
for a reason right and they're all
1:16:19
ill that they're powerless to voice a
1:16:21
different view and yeah we're seeing outbreaks
1:16:23
that are preposterous that we would see
1:16:25
in this time 25 so that's really
1:16:27
worrisome I mean it's well yeah if
1:16:29
we want to get into this but we're
1:16:31
watching right now in real time maybe the
1:16:33
dismantling of one of the most amazing medical
1:16:36
research is that there ever has been
1:16:38
and it's starting with the way that
1:16:40
HHS is potentially being led by somebody
1:16:42
who's really skeptical about vaccines. That's scary.
1:16:45
Yeah, Kennedy. Yeah, all the way down
1:16:47
through there changing the way that NIH
1:16:49
is going to run, international science foundation
1:16:51
is going to run. I don't think
1:16:53
people appreciate just how radical this is. I
1:16:56
mean this is the world I live in,
1:16:58
university research. People are really afraid about what
1:17:00
the next year is going to look like.
1:17:03
Are we going to be... the next discovery
1:17:05
for the next vaccine? Is it going to
1:17:07
be the next discovery for the next medicine
1:17:09
or the next treatment? Because maybe it's going
1:17:12
to be very different. Maybe not. But it's
1:17:14
much harder to fix things than it is
1:17:16
to break them. Yes. So the timeline when
1:17:18
we say in two years, gosh, where's the
1:17:21
pipeline for new drugs? It's not going to
1:17:23
be six months to put it back together.
1:17:25
Like six months to take it down. Right. So
1:17:27
that worries me a little bit. Well, Dr. This
1:17:29
is a little bit. Look at that. I've met
1:17:32
other monicas. Yeah, it's a great name. It's
1:17:34
trusted. Very trusted brand. We've got a
1:17:36
lot of monicas we like. But we
1:17:38
have a character on the show though
1:17:40
that is Hermium Permium. Hermium. Hermium. Hermium.
1:17:42
Hermium. Hermium. Hermium. Hermium. Hermium. Hermium.
1:17:45
So that's close. That's close. But that's
1:17:47
close. That's close, but that's close. Herm,
1:17:49
but that's close, but that's close. Herm-
1:17:51
Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm-
1:17:53
That's close- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm-
1:17:55
Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm-
1:17:57
Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm- Herm-
1:17:59
Herm- Herm- Herm-m- is interested in
1:18:01
the human evolution of
1:18:03
biology, like I am
1:18:05
adaptable, how your unique
1:18:07
body really works, and
1:18:09
why our biology unites
1:18:11
us as a beautiful
1:18:13
message, and it's rooted
1:18:15
in our story, which
1:18:17
I find endlessly fascinating.
1:18:19
So thank you so
1:18:21
much for coming. Thanks
1:18:24
for having me. It's
1:18:26
really fun. Do you
1:18:28
want me to bore you with
1:18:30
some mechanical stuff? Oh boy. We're
1:18:32
already so tired, but sure. Okay.
1:18:34
We are both drowsing. I know.
1:18:36
What's your explanation? Well, yours is
1:18:39
the weather. I guess I don't
1:18:41
even need to have. But yesterday,
1:18:43
the weather was top tier, gorgeous,
1:18:45
and I was exhausted. Yeah, so
1:18:47
my explanation is I flew. 7am
1:18:49
flight on Friday to Nashville. So
1:18:52
that's up at 4am to get
1:18:54
in the car at 445 or
1:18:56
whatever. Received my pontoon boat. Oh
1:18:58
wow. I don't deserve it. It's
1:19:00
too nice of an item for
1:19:02
me. I was just like, I
1:19:04
don't deserve this. It's so nice.
1:19:07
I hit a button and the
1:19:09
whole canopy goes up. The sound
1:19:11
system is insane. It's the best
1:19:13
sound system that I've ever heard.
1:19:15
So many creature comforts. I love
1:19:17
it. I did put up the
1:19:20
bimini and crank the music and
1:19:22
walked around the deck for a
1:19:24
while. I just pretended I was
1:19:26
kind of hanging out. My friend
1:19:28
Tyler made the funniest joke. I
1:19:30
bet it's big in the boating
1:19:32
world, but I had never heard
1:19:35
it. He said, it's the most
1:19:37
fun you can have on a
1:19:39
floating patio. And I
1:19:41
was like, that is what a
1:19:43
pontoon boat is. It's a floating
1:19:45
patio. It's just a perfect rectangle.
1:19:47
Okay, board. And then, and then
1:19:49
a lot of busy work, readying
1:19:51
stuff to depart, whatever, then I
1:19:53
drove. Also, my nose blowing back
1:19:55
a bit because my nose was
1:19:57
so full. on day two of
1:19:59
the motor home drive back. So
1:20:01
clogged, really clogged. Well, maybe you
1:20:03
have a bug. No, I think
1:20:05
I might have a bug. I
1:20:07
think I have a bug. Yeah,
1:20:09
it's probably a bug. So, yeah,
1:20:11
I then drove 2,000 miles and
1:20:13
got home and got at it.
1:20:16
Yeah, and just a bit exhausted.
1:20:18
Okay, so as you were dying
1:20:20
to know, what mechanical things happened
1:20:22
on the bus. Oh, that wasn't
1:20:24
it? No, nothing's happened so far.
1:20:26
Oh, I thought just the mention
1:20:28
of the boat was mechanical. Was
1:20:30
enough about the bus. All in
1:20:32
all, the best, least amount of
1:20:34
shit broke that ever has. Inside
1:20:36
of the front door, all of
1:20:38
the molding, which is a big
1:20:40
chunk, because it's got a power
1:20:42
shade in it, that thing came
1:20:44
off. So that was flopping, then
1:20:46
it broke, still not bad. Rear
1:20:48
toilet, my bathroom toilet, no power.
1:20:50
took the switch out of the
1:20:52
middle bathroom, plugged it into the
1:20:54
back one, okay, it's not the
1:20:56
switch. Get home, start reaching out
1:20:58
to the dudes I know that
1:21:00
build the bus. Okay, this is
1:21:02
a gratitude and a grievance. Okay.
1:21:04
So grateful, they talk to me,
1:21:06
and they help me every time.
1:21:08
So grateful. But I'm talking with
1:21:10
a newer guy, and I don't,
1:21:12
I feel like he underestimated my
1:21:14
mechanical ability. Okay. So I'm like,
1:21:17
where does this plug-in to? Maybe
1:21:19
the module's bad, blah, blah, blah.
1:21:21
He's like, oh, no, there's a
1:21:23
fused panel under the bed. And
1:21:25
I go, okay. I look under
1:21:27
the bed, there's no fused panel
1:21:29
visible. So now I'm going under
1:21:31
the bed, and it's an electric
1:21:33
bed, so I can't remove the
1:21:35
mattress and look under it. It's
1:21:37
all bolted down with this huge
1:21:39
heavy frame. two and a half
1:21:41
hours yesterday to get under the
1:21:43
bed and get all the little
1:21:45
plates off of things to find
1:21:47
these fuses. Finally, I'm like, I
1:21:49
film it. I'm like, there's no
1:21:51
fuse panel under here. But I
1:21:53
think he thinks I just can't
1:21:55
find it. Then I start showing
1:21:57
him videos like, I've taken apart
1:21:59
everything. Oh, wow. So he's like,
1:22:01
huh? That's interesting. The only other
1:22:03
place it could be is X,
1:22:05
Y, and Z. Go there this
1:22:07
morning. Look, no. Then there's this
1:22:09
huge panel with all these other
1:22:11
fuses on it. And I send
1:22:13
a picture and say, before I
1:22:15
take this off, do you think
1:22:18
it could be behind here? They
1:22:20
say, no, absolutely not. I take
1:22:22
it off anyways. It's in there.
1:22:24
I've three days of searching for
1:22:26
this fuse panel. I found it
1:22:28
buried in a wall behind this
1:22:30
other huge panel. Plugged it in.
1:22:32
I have power in power in
1:22:34
the power in the back. Flushed
1:22:36
it, it popped the fuse. TPD,
1:22:38
more to come. Wow, okay. Can't
1:22:40
wait. I know. While I'm boring,
1:22:42
you, let me bore you a
1:22:44
little, because I didn't get to
1:22:46
a couple things last fact. But
1:22:48
I want to talk about my
1:22:50
toilet. Oh, okay. Tell me about
1:22:52
your toilet before I move off
1:22:54
the toilet topic. So my plumber
1:22:56
is at my house doing some
1:22:58
repairs. Now, I had to leave.
1:23:00
In the middle. And of course,
1:23:02
I'm... That's a tricky sitch. It's
1:23:04
a tricky sitch. What do you
1:23:06
think about that? I mean, I
1:23:08
think you just had to do
1:23:10
what you had to do, which
1:23:12
is go to work. Exactly. There's
1:23:14
really nothing to think about. Is
1:23:16
it ideal? No. It's not ideal,
1:23:19
right? It's not ideal. And I
1:23:21
mean, I... But I think he's
1:23:23
gonna steal from you. Either do
1:23:25
I. He's too obvious of a
1:23:27
suspect. Either do I, and he's
1:23:29
a very nice of a very
1:23:31
nice of a very nice suspect.
1:23:33
No, he's come over before. He's
1:23:35
like the building plumber. Okay, then
1:23:37
I'm not too worried. I'm not
1:23:39
too worried. I just, you know,
1:23:41
it is weird to leave your
1:23:43
apartment or house and leave some,
1:23:45
leave a stranger in there. Yeah.
1:23:47
I don't think I'd recommend it,
1:23:49
but it is what I did,
1:23:51
and I do feel a little
1:23:53
uneasy about it. It's fine. What
1:23:55
do you think could happen? He'll
1:23:57
look through your stuff. Weird. A
1:23:59
little. I'll tell it quickly.
1:24:01
You told that I
1:24:03
can tell you. I have
1:24:06
anxiety today. Yeah,
1:24:08
I'm premature death
1:24:10
anxiety. Yeah, I heard a
1:24:13
very sad story. Yeah. I'll
1:24:15
tell it. I'll tell it
1:24:17
quickly. You told
1:24:19
that I can tell
1:24:21
this. Well, mine didn't
1:24:23
make you sad, did it?
1:24:26
Sad that I had to
1:24:28
listen to it. Okay, so
1:24:30
yeah, there's a makeup influencer that
1:24:32
I follow that I really like
1:24:35
that she had a new makeup
1:24:37
video, so I clicked it and
1:24:39
it wasn't a makeup video, it
1:24:41
was a very sad story about
1:24:43
someone passing away and her
1:24:46
family suddenly and unexpectedly. Very
1:24:48
sad. So then... I just
1:24:50
started, this is how my
1:24:53
brain works, right? Like sometimes
1:24:55
something will happen. It's not
1:24:57
every time. Sometimes I'll hear
1:25:00
a story or something will
1:25:02
happen sort of in the zeitgeist
1:25:04
or in the news that
1:25:07
will spark like a spell
1:25:09
of anxiety for me. Right.
1:25:11
It's just like everything comes
1:25:13
to the service of all
1:25:15
the bad stories I've ever
1:25:17
heard the scary stories the
1:25:19
unexpected so it's just rumination
1:25:22
on scary stories like the way
1:25:24
life is so scary and unfair
1:25:26
God I'm sorry you have that
1:25:28
thank you me too yeah so my brain
1:25:30
is filled with a lot of bad
1:25:33
stories right now and then I try
1:25:35
to tell myself like This is
1:25:37
what happened. You heard this
1:25:39
story and it's why you're
1:25:41
feeling like this and it's
1:25:43
okay But I'm also like I'm
1:25:46
pretty smart So when I say it's
1:25:48
okay. Yeah, you start poking holes
1:25:50
in it You know when people
1:25:53
have angel and devil on
1:25:55
their shoulder mine's like I have
1:25:57
a stupid mouse and a smart
1:25:59
mouse is those smart mouse wearing
1:26:01
glasses? Yeah, obviously. And a graduation
1:26:04
gown? And holding a little pet,
1:26:06
like a quill. Yeah, yeah, right.
1:26:08
Really studious. Yeah. And the stupid
1:26:11
mouse is just wearing undies. Sure,
1:26:13
that are inside out. Yeah. And
1:26:15
she says, the stupid mouse is
1:26:18
like, it's Monica, it's fine, it's
1:26:20
gonna be okay. And then the
1:26:22
smart mouse is like. What makes
1:26:24
you think it's going to be
1:26:27
okay? It's not okay. This is
1:26:29
life. This is what happens And
1:26:31
then the stupid mouse is like
1:26:34
I guess that's true, but also
1:26:36
you just have to accept it
1:26:38
And then the smart mouse is
1:26:41
like well, that's not helping the
1:26:43
acceptance isn't helping me feel better
1:26:45
See, I would reverse those two
1:26:48
mice. I think it's the dumb
1:26:50
mouse. Don't they say that about
1:26:52
the quill girl. Listen, it's the
1:26:55
dumb mouse who is saying, you
1:26:57
need to be afraid of dying
1:26:59
and you need to be afraid
1:27:02
the people you love are going
1:27:04
to die. And then the smart
1:27:06
mouse goes, you're ignoring the odds.
1:27:08
You're just refusing to look at
1:27:11
the odds, which is like one
1:27:13
in a million you're going to
1:27:15
know somebody who dies of an
1:27:18
an aneurism. Yeah, but it's actually
1:27:20
not, it's not as pointed as
1:27:22
that. It's not like, well, it
1:27:25
does obviously start morphing into like
1:27:27
my life and people and being
1:27:29
scared, but it's actually more like
1:27:32
the weight of the world that
1:27:34
the world has very upsetting things
1:27:36
happening all the time. And I
1:27:39
can walk through life ignoring that
1:27:41
most of the time. But then
1:27:43
when it's like shoved in my
1:27:46
face, I am forced to remember
1:27:48
that that that's. part of it.
1:27:50
Yeah. And that's what's happening. It's
1:27:53
like just overwhelm. But even I
1:27:55
hear you, but even that if
1:27:57
you took your 37 times 300
1:27:59
65 days you've been alive. What
1:28:02
if I just did was doing
1:28:04
this the whole just gently knocking
1:28:06
the whole time as you heard
1:28:09
this. But I can't do that.
1:28:11
You've hit the limits of my
1:28:13
fast. I mean, I could, but
1:28:16
it would take me five minutes.
1:28:18
But suffice to say, over 37
1:28:20
years, that's 37,000. 37,000. It's over
1:28:23
150,000 days that no one you
1:28:25
love is dying. That's not true.
1:28:27
Oh, your grandpa died. Well, no
1:28:30
one day. I know people who've
1:28:32
died of 100. This isn't this
1:28:34
isn't helpful. Like, it's not helpful.
1:28:37
I just think the smart mouse
1:28:39
should be the one that points
1:28:41
out the actual odds in the
1:28:44
data you've accumulated so far. That's
1:28:46
not how emotions work. Right. The
1:28:48
emotions are for the dumb mouse.
1:28:50
I'm just asking you to flip
1:28:53
the rolls of the mice. I
1:28:55
know. I know. I know what
1:28:57
you want me to do. See
1:29:00
scary stuff in the news and
1:29:02
gets really scared Because they saw
1:29:04
it and then the smart mouse
1:29:07
goes yeah, but it's because you're
1:29:09
seeing things from all over the
1:29:11
world There's seven billion of us.
1:29:14
You're seeing It's very misleading, but
1:29:16
it's it's not misleading that the
1:29:18
world has pain in it No,
1:29:21
that's true. The world is saying
1:29:23
like yeah, so there's mouse is
1:29:25
Buddhist well obviously the smart mouse
1:29:28
is is is like Yes, this
1:29:30
world has so much pain and
1:29:32
suffering and it's part of it.
1:29:34
Yeah. And that's hard, that's overwhelming
1:29:37
for me. Even though I know
1:29:39
it's true. And I know you
1:29:41
can't think your way out of
1:29:44
it. I get that, but also
1:29:46
another angle I would, a framing
1:29:48
is yes, life is scary. It
1:29:51
has moments of heartache and pain.
1:29:53
when you're not in those, they're
1:29:55
coming. That's, yeah. They're coming. And
1:29:58
on that day, you get to
1:30:00
experience what that is. But to
1:30:02
waste any of the days that
1:30:05
aren't those days is a little
1:30:07
dishonoring to the days where there
1:30:09
isn't any suffering. Yeah. No, that
1:30:12
doesn't help. It doesn't really help.
1:30:14
It's okay. Sometimes you have anxiety.
1:30:16
That's right. Some things I saw
1:30:19
and thought of on my trip.
1:30:21
Okay. I was at an in
1:30:23
and out. in Barstow and I
1:30:25
was in the bus parking and
1:30:28
so other buses were arriving with
1:30:30
people that were on tours and
1:30:32
there was a German group on
1:30:35
a tour of conceivably the USA
1:30:37
and they were stopping it in
1:30:39
and out and the organizer of
1:30:42
the trip was wearing it in
1:30:44
and out paper hat. Cute. Yes.
1:30:46
And one of the German women
1:30:49
had a shirt on that said
1:30:51
New York Dreams, Brooklyn vibes. Wow,
1:30:53
so they had already gone to
1:30:56
New York. Clearly. Uh-huh. And I
1:30:58
don't know what that means. Brooklyn
1:31:00
Vibes is like... Your chill? Yeah,
1:31:03
it's more hipster... In New York
1:31:05
Dreams? You want to be on
1:31:07
Broadway? Or finance? Big City Dreams.
1:31:10
Backwater vibes. Yeah, I don't know
1:31:12
about backwater, but like... Like, it's
1:31:14
like saying Hollywood dreams, Los Feels
1:31:16
Vibes. Yeah, I don't know if
1:31:19
I would have that. Sure. Well,
1:31:21
they wanted it. Okay. I was
1:31:23
watching Turning Point, which I was
1:31:26
trying to tell you about in
1:31:28
the last fact check, the history
1:31:30
of the Cold War. No, you're
1:31:33
gonna like this one. Okay. This
1:31:35
is about the power of media.
1:31:37
Okay. Okay. So Ronald Reagan was
1:31:40
ratcheting up. The nuclear arms race,
1:31:42
really dramatically. He really wanted to
1:31:44
get leverage over Russia. He was
1:31:47
war hawking. I've talked about this
1:31:49
before. There's the only thing my
1:31:51
mother never. let me see in
1:31:54
my whole childhood, the day after.
1:31:56
Yeah, it was a movie. It
1:31:58
was a movie about what the
1:32:00
day after a nuclear Holocaust would
1:32:03
look like. Yeah. And 100 million
1:32:05
Americans watched it. Wow. It still
1:32:07
has the record of the most
1:32:10
viewed TV movie ever made. Wow.
1:32:12
100 million Americans watched it. Ronald
1:32:14
Reagan watched it. He was profoundly
1:32:17
moved. And he changed his course.
1:32:19
Really? Yes. And he backed off?
1:32:21
He did. And so began. Holy
1:32:24
shit. A more collaborative approach to
1:32:26
nuclear disarmament. And I was like,
1:32:28
we want to talk about the
1:32:31
power of fucking movies and media?
1:32:33
I know. 100 million people see
1:32:35
this thing and then the president
1:32:38
completely changes course. Yeah. Don't underestimate
1:32:40
it. Putin was obsessed with these
1:32:42
KGB movies that were popular when
1:32:45
he was a kid. He was
1:32:47
trying to live out this thing
1:32:49
he saw in a movie. Right,
1:32:51
so this circles back sort of
1:32:54
to an ongoing debate we have.
1:32:56
Not really, because I think we
1:32:58
sort of agree, but I, the
1:33:01
power of media is very extreme.
1:33:03
And so then do we have
1:33:05
a responsibility if we are participating
1:33:08
in the media? Like if we're
1:33:10
members of the media is their
1:33:12
responsibility like if you're a filmmaker
1:33:15
or a Podcaster or a whatever
1:33:17
I don't think so I think
1:33:19
you make what you're drawn to
1:33:22
this whoever made the day after
1:33:24
was into making that kind of
1:33:26
movie Right, you know, and then
1:33:29
so they did that well, but
1:33:31
I think to give yourself a
1:33:33
call now we have I have
1:33:36
one that's clear to me right
1:33:38
here, which is openness, vulnerability, trauma,
1:33:40
poop. Yeah. But I don't think
1:33:42
any, I don't, do you think
1:33:45
people have to have a, no,
1:33:47
I don't think you have to
1:33:49
have a, cause. everyone's thing that
1:33:52
they want to move. No, I
1:33:54
actually, I don't mean have a
1:33:56
cause necessarily. I'm just, I guess
1:33:59
I'm saying, what if they had
1:34:01
made a movie that was like
1:34:03
pro, what if it had made
1:34:06
Ronald Reagan like blow up everything?
1:34:08
Yeah, right. Right. That's possible. Yeah,
1:34:10
this one clearly was fearful, as
1:34:13
everyone should be, of a nuclear
1:34:15
disaster. Yeah. Several times. The people
1:34:17
in charge have been told that
1:34:20
the other side had launched missiles.
1:34:22
That's happened several times. Think that
1:34:24
this Russian dude, he just refused
1:34:26
to do it. Yeah. His computer
1:34:29
was telling him that we had
1:34:31
launched 200 nuclear warheads that were
1:34:33
inbound and would be there in
1:34:36
eight minutes. And you just got
1:34:38
to pray that no one ever
1:34:40
responds. Because like if I'm, I
1:34:43
hate to tell everyone this, but
1:34:45
if I'm in that job and
1:34:47
I see that Russia has launched
1:34:50
the entire arsenal on us. My
1:34:52
reaction is not to kill all
1:34:54
them people. Right. What's it going
1:34:57
to do? What's it going to
1:34:59
do? Yeah. We're all dead. Exactly.
1:35:01
This isn't going to undet us.
1:35:04
Yeah. And I'll just be responsible
1:35:06
for killing hundreds of millions of
1:35:08
people. I hope that's how everyone
1:35:11
feels. They don't. A lot of
1:35:13
people are like, yeah, you got,
1:35:15
you're getting us, we're getting you.
1:35:17
Yeah. Did you finish paradise paradise?
1:35:20
James Mars is a friend of
1:35:22
the pot. So it was, it
1:35:24
had an element of that, spoiler.
1:35:27
I won't say any more. Remember
1:35:29
like he decides? Oh yeah, yeah,
1:35:31
uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, you're right, you're
1:35:34
right. That show was great, and
1:35:36
I've heard a lot of people
1:35:38
talking about it. Last thing on
1:35:41
my trip. I watched the... disappearing
1:35:43
a murder of one of these
1:35:45
girls. Abby potato or something? Yeah,
1:35:48
yeah, yeah, that's the one. Yeah,
1:35:50
I haven't seen, I see it
1:35:52
pop up a lot, but I
1:35:55
haven't watched it. I don't think
1:35:57
it's good for me to watch
1:35:59
during. my anxiety stop. No, no,
1:36:01
no, no, no, no, no. Okay, I
1:36:04
forget their, the people's names. It's Gabby
1:36:06
Petito. Gabby and her, who I'm not,
1:36:08
I don't want to say his name.
1:36:10
Okay. And her boyfriend, they're going to
1:36:12
go out and they're going to have
1:36:15
like a vlogging, they're going to live
1:36:17
in a van and they're going to
1:36:19
be YouTube people. At some point, they're
1:36:21
on the side of the road and
1:36:24
the police are called because a motorist
1:36:26
saw him hitting her in the car.
1:36:28
Right. They pull, they pull up on
1:36:30
them or they pull them
1:36:33
over. He was swerving. He's
1:36:35
got some cockmammy story, blah
1:36:37
blah. During the interview with
1:36:39
the police, the guy who observed
1:36:42
the hitting. He said, well,
1:36:44
the gentleman was hitting the
1:36:46
girl. Oh my God. P. C.
1:36:48
About it. Well, I just it's
1:36:50
so weird. Like you call a
1:36:52
woman a girl and then you
1:36:54
call guys beating the shut. Oh,
1:36:56
gentlemen. Oh, gentlemen. I know he
1:36:58
really flipped this. He did. It
1:37:01
was an accident. I think maybe
1:37:03
you go into like police speaks.
1:37:05
Like you think that's how the
1:37:08
cops talk? Exactly. I think
1:37:10
that's what is happening. He
1:37:12
like feels should have said
1:37:14
the gentleman was hitting the girl.
1:37:16
I just, I heard that line, I
1:37:18
was like, oh my God, hold on,
1:37:21
did you just say the gentleman was
1:37:23
hitting the girl? I don't think that
1:37:25
you could say that. Yeah, that should,
1:37:27
yeah, that guys should be canceled.
1:37:29
Okay, that you're, you're now
1:37:31
relieved of all my house. Can you
1:37:33
from the bus trip? No, I loved
1:37:35
those last ones. Okay, good. The crazier
1:37:38
part of that story is like, he
1:37:40
comes home, she comes home, she's missing,
1:37:42
of the gentleman or the gentleman
1:37:45
hitter. The gentleman abuser. And they
1:37:47
let him live at home for two weeks
1:37:49
and then when the cops come they go, you
1:37:51
can't talk to our lawyers. Like they get
1:37:53
very involved in protecting him. And
1:37:56
then they find this letter between the
1:37:58
mom and the son that predates. that
1:38:00
states this that was like, I
1:38:02
love you so much, if you
1:38:04
killed someone, I'd get a shovel
1:38:07
and bury the body with you
1:38:09
and all this stuff. It's really
1:38:11
kind of like a look at
1:38:13
what people do for their kids.
1:38:16
I would do some terrible
1:38:18
stuff for my kids. I
1:38:20
would, I can relate. Stay tuned
1:38:22
for more armchair expert, if
1:38:24
you dare. I
1:38:32
don't like that. I know,
1:38:35
but I have girls, it's
1:38:37
a little less scary.
1:38:39
I know, but like, okay,
1:38:41
on the pit. Show I watch?
1:38:44
There is this woman
1:38:46
girl. Well, gentlemen.
1:38:49
There's a storyline with
1:38:51
this old. this woman and
1:38:53
she comes in with her
1:38:55
son she's sick the woman
1:38:57
is sick and the son
1:38:59
brings her in and the
1:39:01
son has a very reclusive
1:39:03
and lives in the basement
1:39:06
maybe yeah but he's in school
1:39:08
he's in high school anyway she's
1:39:10
sick and she's throwing up and
1:39:12
then at one point they realize
1:39:15
like or she says I've been
1:39:17
I've been poisoning myself to
1:39:19
come so that he would bring me
1:39:21
here because I think I think
1:39:24
there might be something going
1:39:26
on with him. And then- This
1:39:28
is a crazy plot line. Can't
1:39:30
call the cops? No, because she
1:39:33
feels like that's a huge
1:39:35
betrayal. So she feels like
1:39:37
the hospital can't like get
1:39:39
him arrested. Of course they
1:39:41
can, but continue. Well, she
1:39:43
doesn't know, okay. Okay. The
1:39:46
husband has passed away. All right.
1:39:48
Now, so then. They're like, okay,
1:39:50
maybe, but then they have to figure
1:39:52
out a way to talk to him
1:39:54
and like that's complicated and essentially
1:39:57
he runs out of the hospital. He
1:39:59
flees. He flees. And then Dr.
1:40:01
Robbie, Noah Wiley, he goes
1:40:03
chasing him, but he's so
1:40:06
athletic. He's so hot. And
1:40:08
he can't find him. And
1:40:10
then, but he has like
1:40:12
a list, the older mother
1:40:14
found this list of girls
1:40:16
he had like. written about. And
1:40:18
so, Dr. Robbie is like not, he's
1:40:21
kind of taking it seriously, but he's
1:40:23
kind of an investigator and
1:40:25
a doctor. Yeah, he's kind of taking
1:40:27
it seriously, but he's like, I don't
1:40:29
really want to, if I go to the police
1:40:32
and ruin this boy's life for no
1:40:34
reason, you know, that's this whole thing.
1:40:36
That's the conundrum. Now, I don't want
1:40:38
to spoil, okay, if you're, if
1:40:40
you're watching the pit and you're not
1:40:42
caught up, you, you're not caught up,
1:40:45
you're not caught up, There's a mass
1:40:47
shooting. Oh, and obviously it's we're
1:40:49
meant to believe it's this kid.
1:40:51
Of course, red herring. Yeah, and
1:40:53
I don't know if that's the way
1:40:55
it's going to go, but the things
1:40:57
you do for your kids, like tell
1:40:59
me, please, if, if you, I mean,
1:41:01
yeah, it's not going to work for
1:41:04
your kids, because it's like, we know
1:41:06
them, so it's trickier, but let's. Let's
1:41:08
play it. Let's play. Because this is
1:41:10
a worst case scenario. I think
1:41:12
we have to play because I
1:41:14
think everyone thinks this about their
1:41:17
kid, that their kid is incapable
1:41:19
of doing something really,
1:41:21
truly horrendous. And that's what
1:41:23
the mom will say. That's not my
1:41:25
hang up. Okay, well then let's say
1:41:28
that you found a list of kids
1:41:30
in the class. Yeah. What if it
1:41:32
says like, I want to kill them
1:41:34
and it's a list? Yeah. What would
1:41:36
you do? I would ignore it. No,
1:41:38
I'm teasing. I'm teasing. I would sit
1:41:40
down and we would talk for
1:41:42
a long, long while. There's a huge
1:41:45
gap between, I wish these people
1:41:47
were dead and I'm going to
1:41:49
kill these people. Yes, there is.
1:41:51
And you're trying to figure that
1:41:54
out. Yep. And then you're also
1:41:56
trying to evaluate, did they
1:41:58
have the means? to do this,
1:42:01
how seriously are they, if
1:42:03
I had an inkling at all
1:42:05
that this was a
1:42:07
possibility, I would move, I would
1:42:10
take the kids, I would move
1:42:12
away from all these people,
1:42:14
I would get her in
1:42:16
therapy, hardcore, and I would
1:42:18
get a tutor to come
1:42:21
finish her schooling. until
1:42:24
she got out of this adolescent phase
1:42:26
and we would be checking in. I
1:42:28
would not call the police. Is
1:42:30
that what you're wondering? Well,
1:42:32
how fast you're gonna move that
1:42:35
day? Because, like, I think if they
1:42:37
have this, like, need to kill. Yeah,
1:42:39
I also take them to school, so
1:42:41
I could definitely pat her down.
1:42:43
That's true. People will be mad
1:42:45
about that. I don't think the
1:42:47
police have anything to add. to make
1:42:50
this situation better. I don't think removing
1:42:52
her from the house and putting her
1:42:54
in foster care is gonna help. I
1:42:57
don't think a state mandated counselor is
1:42:59
gonna help. I don't think jail time,
1:43:01
you know, like I don't think they
1:43:03
have a solution that would be appealing
1:43:05
in this situation. They can't fix,
1:43:08
that's not what they do. So
1:43:10
involving them, I'm not sure what that
1:43:12
would get us. I'm gonna remove her from
1:43:14
the school. I'm gonna make sure those kids
1:43:16
are safe. and we move, but
1:43:19
there's no services that the
1:43:21
city offers that are going
1:43:23
to help her in this
1:43:25
situation. And I just would want
1:43:27
to help her. Oh, I guess I
1:43:29
don't know enough about that. To
1:43:31
know if that's true? Well, no,
1:43:33
about like what the police
1:43:35
could do preemptively. Well, think
1:43:38
it through. Let's think of what
1:43:40
they could possibly do. I mean, if
1:43:42
they have a list like that, I
1:43:44
think they could arrest them. I don't
1:43:47
know if you can arrest them based on
1:43:49
that. I don't know actually. I think you
1:43:51
could because it's like premeditated. I don't know,
1:43:53
intent versus attempted. It's not attempted if she
1:43:55
made a list. I don't know. No,
1:43:57
it's not attempt. But regardless, sending
1:43:59
her... jail's not going to help. Well
1:44:01
it is going to it's it is going to
1:44:04
help protect the other kids. Well
1:44:06
I'm going to remove her from those
1:44:08
other kids. I just think removing her
1:44:10
from the situation isn't going to it's
1:44:12
it's good so yes I guess it
1:44:14
would protect those kids maybe I mean
1:44:16
she might just like leave and go
1:44:18
kill them like how can you know
1:44:20
for just because you moved? Well I'd
1:44:23
be moving to many states away. Okay,
1:44:25
but what if then she kills at
1:44:27
the, oh you said you're gonna do
1:44:29
a personal. This looks like a,
1:44:31
I did a Jonathan Hite really
1:44:33
quick. I thought of all the
1:44:35
ways that. But kind, but like,
1:44:37
I don't think you really did.
1:44:39
Like in real life, if you
1:44:41
moved some states over, unless you
1:44:43
like literally kept her in her
1:44:45
bedroom, right? She's gonna be out in
1:44:47
the world. Well, yes, at a later date
1:44:50
with a lot of therapy and
1:44:52
assessment. The therapy is
1:44:54
going to be interesting.
1:44:56
Here's a broader question.
1:44:59
Do you think it's possible
1:45:01
that a kid could have
1:45:03
those feelings and intentions in
1:45:05
11th grade and then grow
1:45:07
out of that? I think
1:45:10
I'm inclined to think yes.
1:45:12
Now I'm not saying everyone
1:45:14
would, but I'm saying do I
1:45:16
think that's a possibility? Do
1:45:18
I think there's... crazy
1:45:21
hormonal confused in a worse situation
1:45:23
they're going to be in in
1:45:25
their whole life kids that will
1:45:28
be different as 20 year olds
1:45:30
I do I think that is a possibility
1:45:32
I think my main obligation
1:45:34
is to protect any innocent
1:45:37
kids from getting hurt yes
1:45:39
and once I've achieved that I
1:45:41
think I'm I feel fine on my own to
1:45:43
be trying to help her through
1:45:45
it and I don't think the
1:45:47
state would be helpful in that
1:45:49
process Some people will be screaming,
1:45:51
you're rich, you can do that.
1:45:53
Yeah, but the question is, what
1:45:56
would I do? Yeah, but I guess I, if
1:45:58
I had a kid at that school. And
1:46:00
I, my kid was on that
1:46:02
list. Yeah. You then just taking
1:46:04
her away, I don't think would
1:46:06
cause me much peace. I think
1:46:09
I would have more peace. Uh-huh.
1:46:11
If the kid was locked
1:46:13
up. In Juvy, versus their
1:46:15
parents decided to take them
1:46:17
a couple states over and
1:46:19
like take it on and
1:46:21
get therapy. Like, look, in. I
1:46:23
have five states. Five states
1:46:26
over and and also
1:46:28
Arizona I am Conflicted
1:46:30
because also I agree that
1:46:33
I think like a good
1:46:35
therapist and a Different you
1:46:37
know a safer environment
1:46:40
for that kid is
1:46:42
actually gonna probably result
1:46:45
in a better outcome
1:46:47
for that kid. Yeah, yeah and
1:46:49
all hands on deck like
1:46:51
I get that and I get, if
1:46:53
that's my kid, I'm like, fuck that,
1:46:55
that kid needs to be away. And
1:46:57
like, oh, that's it. And for how
1:46:59
long? It says you're buying yourself
1:47:02
like a temporary piece of
1:47:04
mind. Well, all of it's temporary. If
1:47:06
you go and you take your
1:47:08
kid there, again, they're not going
1:47:10
to like live in their room for
1:47:12
another 50 years. So that's kind of
1:47:14
time. Kind of times out the same.
1:47:16
It's like by the time they'd be
1:47:18
letting a kid out of Juvy for
1:47:21
having made a list. Lincoln
1:47:23
would be entering the real
1:47:25
world as an adult. Yeah, so
1:47:27
I guess, yeah, I would feel like
1:47:29
I think there needs to maybe
1:47:31
be some putting away during that
1:47:33
time. Just to make sure. I get
1:47:36
it. I get it. I'm just being
1:47:38
very honest about what I
1:47:40
would do. I would break a lot of
1:47:43
laws for my kids. I would
1:47:45
kill for my kids. I wouldn't
1:47:47
kill for my kids. I
1:47:49
wouldn't kill otherwise. Yeah, there's a
1:47:51
lot of things I would do. Yeah.
1:47:54
I would steal. I would do
1:47:56
anything. I don't think I'd be
1:47:58
able to like kill another...
1:48:00
innocent person. I don't
1:48:03
think I could do that.
1:48:05
Well, innocent. They
1:48:08
have to be threatening
1:48:10
your child for this
1:48:12
to work. I wouldn't,
1:48:15
if my kid said, I
1:48:17
don't like the grocer,
1:48:19
will you kill him? I
1:48:22
would not do that. Yeah.
1:48:24
A little bit I think.
1:48:26
What if, okay, what if at
1:48:29
the grocery store? Yeah.
1:48:31
She, she, she pulls a gun.
1:48:33
Oh wow, she, okay, this is a
1:48:35
lot. So at the
1:48:38
grocery store, Lincoln has
1:48:40
a firearm. I hate
1:48:42
this story. Yeah. Okay, yeah,
1:48:44
she has a firearm, she
1:48:46
hates the grocer. Yeah.
1:48:49
Mainly because he. Doesn't
1:48:52
sell ripe pairs. No, there's
1:48:54
something about his face.
1:48:57
She just really doesn't
1:48:59
like okay. That reminds me
1:49:01
of turning point to continue.
1:49:04
Okay, and She pulls out
1:49:06
a gun and is about
1:49:08
to shoot him. Yeah, I tackle
1:49:10
her No, no, no. This is the
1:49:12
grosser then pulls out a gun.
1:49:15
Okay To protect himself.
1:49:17
Yeah, you're there with
1:49:19
your own gun Yeah. What do you
1:49:21
do? And I have the opportunity to shoot
1:49:24
him before he shoots her? That's
1:49:26
a good one. You came up
1:49:28
with a good one. Like, she
1:49:30
is. That one's really hard.
1:49:32
It is, right? That one's really
1:49:34
hard. Good job. Would you ever,
1:49:36
would you ever maybe shoot her in
1:49:38
the foot? Oh. So that like she
1:49:40
drops her gun? I would just tackle
1:49:42
her so he knew the threat was
1:49:45
over and that he didn't have to
1:49:47
shoot her. Okay, that's your plan.
1:49:49
Yeah. Yeah, it'd be very
1:49:51
hard to kill the grocer if she
1:49:54
pulled out a gun. Exactly. Yeah, yeah.
1:49:56
But also he has a gun to
1:49:58
your kid. Like I... Yeah, oh, okay. Turning
1:50:00
point. Oh, sorry you started
1:50:02
this. What I learned. So
1:50:04
when Ukraine had their first
1:50:06
elections, there was a pro-West
1:50:09
candidate, and forgive me because
1:50:11
I've forgotten these names, or
1:50:13
I can't pronounce them to
1:50:15
be given, and then there
1:50:17
was a pro-Russia candidate. Okay.
1:50:19
The pro-Western candidate
1:50:22
was leading by a lot. They poisoned
1:50:24
him. Who did? Russia. Oh, yeah, duh.
1:50:26
And his face. Yeah. Have you ever
1:50:28
seen this guy? No, but they used
1:50:31
that poison a lot. Ew. Ew.
1:50:33
But his whole face became
1:50:35
inflamed and atrophy. I
1:50:37
mean, they turned him temporarily
1:50:39
into a monster. So awful.
1:50:42
Can you fucking believe that's
1:50:44
what they... Yes, they do this.
1:50:46
I know, it's madening. Yeah, it's
1:50:49
horrifying. Oh my God. Oh, so, what
1:50:51
are the ethics of this? I
1:50:53
wish someone would assassinate Putin
1:50:55
so bad. Yeah, me too. But
1:50:57
he's a bit, he's inflicting harm. He's
1:51:00
killing so many people. Yeah, yeah. Now do
1:51:02
you think I could go to jail for
1:51:04
saying that I want Putin dead? No. You're
1:51:06
just not allowed to say that about
1:51:09
our president. But it's kind of
1:51:11
the same as the boy saying. The list.
1:51:13
Yeah. Right. So what if they found in
1:51:15
my bedroom a list and I said must
1:51:17
kill and I intend to kill Putin. What
1:51:19
can they do? I think they'd probably
1:51:22
give me. A hundred bucks
1:51:24
for a plane ticket. I know.
1:51:26
That's the thing. Well, actually, no,
1:51:28
not currently. Why? Our government
1:51:31
is not anti-putin.
1:51:33
Well, our government is
1:51:35
one, our leader, doesn't seem to
1:51:37
be. Who makes all the decisions?
1:51:40
Yeah. All right, let's do some
1:51:42
facts. This is for Herman. Oh,
1:51:44
Herman. Love Herman. Herman. Learned
1:51:46
a lot. Learned a lot. OK. Learned
1:51:49
a lot. Okay. Learned a lot. Okay.
1:51:51
Yes. I have largest ape to
1:51:53
ever live, estimated to have stood
1:51:55
about 10 feet tall and
1:51:58
weighed over 500 pounds. Oh
1:52:00
my God, I want to see one so
1:52:02
bad. Yeah, I know. I really want to
1:52:04
see one. And when you do your time
1:52:06
machine, you could go back and see
1:52:08
one. I could, I bet they're going
1:52:10
to be hard for me to find,
1:52:13
but I guess I'll know exactly where
1:52:15
the bones are. It says
1:52:17
they're wandering the thick forests
1:52:19
of ancient China during the last
1:52:21
ice age. So you'd have to go
1:52:23
back there. That's not bad. That's what,
1:52:26
16,000 years ago, and years ago.
1:52:28
Exactly. Well, I'd love to see
1:52:30
one. And they might think I
1:52:32
was cute and not threatening and
1:52:34
they'd be nice to me and
1:52:36
then they could hug me the
1:52:38
way I was saying I would like
1:52:40
to be hugged. And maybe even rocked
1:52:43
to sleep. You wouldn't feel,
1:52:45
you wouldn't feel scared and
1:52:47
threatened? I would, but if I noticed
1:52:49
that they thought I was cute and
1:52:51
tiny, I would appeal to their sense
1:52:54
of safety. That's the point I
1:52:56
was making about two months ago.
1:52:58
Right. Because you're just like, you're
1:53:00
like a little piece of bread. Okay,
1:53:02
now malnutrition is bad for you. Yeah.
1:53:04
School-aged children who suffered
1:53:07
from early childhood malnutrition have
1:53:09
generally been found to have
1:53:11
poor IQ levels cognitive function,
1:53:14
school achievement, and greater behavioral
1:53:16
problems than matched controls and
1:53:18
to a lesser extent siblings.
1:53:21
The disadvantages last at least
1:53:23
until adolescence. Yeah, at least. It's
1:53:25
not going to get better. Well, exactly.
1:53:28
Yeah. Your brain's
1:53:30
already formed. That's
1:53:32
when your brain is so
1:53:34
mushy. Just trying to
1:53:37
form is all. It's not
1:53:39
a fair planet. See? See?
1:53:41
That's what the smart
1:53:43
mouse says. It's not a
1:53:45
fair planet. Probably
1:53:48
not. Okay, that's it. That was
1:53:50
light. Easy, easy, all right? We
1:53:52
like Carmen and we like each
1:53:54
other. Yeah, we like each other and
1:53:56
you have some anxiety. It's okay. It'll pass.
1:53:58
It'll pass. It will. Tomorrow
1:54:02
you'll
1:54:04
be feeling
1:54:06
10
1:54:08
feet
1:54:11
tall
1:54:13
and
1:54:15
bulletproof.
1:54:17
Giantopithicus?
1:54:19
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