Monologue: We Need To Talk About CoreWeave

Monologue: We Need To Talk About CoreWeave

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weekly bat or

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last week I put out a newsletter

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about CoreWeave, an AI cloud provider that

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sells GPU compute to AI companies, looking

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to run or train their models, and

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they recently filed the paperwork to go

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public. Now the newsletter explained, the shaky

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fundamentals of the business, which is putting

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it mildly, and asked the question, how

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the fuck does Corweave? This is a

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company that's drowning in debt, and reliant

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on one company for more than half

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of its revenue, and said company, Microsoft,

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is actively pulling away from building new

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data center capacity, and has reportedly pulled

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back from some contracts with Corweave, though

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it's not clear what those contracts are.

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Now this is an important story and

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one that raises questions not just about

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the viability viability. of Corweave, but the

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generative AI industry at large. That said,

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the subject matter is a little dense

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to turn into a hulking two-part episode,

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so I decided to condense it into

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a shorter monologue for you. Now cool

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we've had intended to go public a

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week ago, they might go public in

2:19

a week from now, and they're apparently

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going with like a 25 to 30

2:24

billion dollar valuation. While it's hardly a

2:26

recognizable name like say Open AI or

2:28

Microsoft or Invidia, this company is definitely

2:31

worth taking a look at. If not

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for the fact that it's arguably the

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first major IPO that we've seen from

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the current generative AI hype bubble, and

2:40

it's undoubtedly the biggest. Moreover, Corweave is

2:42

a company that deals in the infrastructure

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aspect of AI, where one would naturally

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assume is where all the money really

2:49

is. Putting up service for hyperscalists to

2:51

run their hallucination-prone non-profitable models. If invidia,

2:53

the company that makes the GPUs regenerative

2:56

AI is selling the pickaxes for the

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current gold rush, Corweave, well they own

3:00

the land, or maybe they're the shovels.

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I don't know, I'm not going to

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get too far into that metaphor. As

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an aside, up until a few years

3:10

ago, Corweave was a different company, a

3:12

cryptocurrency mining data center company, to be

3:14

specific. Now the 2010s were turbulent for

3:16

crypto, and the company then pivoted to

3:19

providing high performance computing for third parties

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that didn't want to run their own

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infrastructure for things like 3D modelling. Around

3:26

the time of the launch of chair-GPT,

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Corweave pivoted again, this time towards providing

3:30

compute to hyperscalers and then generative AI

3:32

interest. It gambled and it gambled successfully.

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You'd imagine that such a company would

3:37

be a thriving healthy business though, right?

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They, I mean, they sell the surfer

3:42

architecture. The demand is there. The growth

3:44

is there. I mean, everyone wants generative

3:46

AI. Right? It wouldn't be another thing

3:48

whether reality... Jesus Christ. Even a cursory

3:51

glance at Corwe's financial disclosure documents reveals

3:53

a business that's precarious at best. And

3:55

in my most uncharitable opinion, it's utterly

3:58

rancid. If this company was in any

4:00

other industry, it would be seen as

4:02

a big pile of shit. Except it's

4:05

one of the standard bearers of the

4:07

generative AI boom, and so exists within

4:09

its own reality distortion field. Now Corweave

4:11

makes its money by renting out GPUs

4:14

to companies looking to run or train

4:16

their models. Which means that it's incredibly

4:18

indicative of whether there's a real business

4:21

in generative AI. And you'll be shocked

4:23

to hear that there isn't. CoreWe've made

4:25

just under $2 billion in 2024 yet

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somehow managed to lose $863 million. Worse

4:30

still, 77% of its revenue comes from

4:32

two companies. Microsoft, 62%, and although not

4:34

said explicitly, most likely in video, 15%

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now the information is reported Project Osprey,

4:39

which is basically on video's stake and

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the fact that they're filing money to

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them. It's actually... Not immediately obvious what

4:46

it is that invidious paying Corwee for

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though. Invidia is both invested in the

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company and provides it with priority access

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to its chips with Corwee getting some

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products before even Amazon or Microsoft. It's

4:57

bonkers and again you think with all

4:59

this preferential accent, Corwee would be just

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printing money right versus burning it by

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the hundreds of millions full. I wish

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I could get this much money and

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just, I don't know, I would be

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doing a far weirder podcast. It would

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be exactly the same thing. Better offline

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would exist. I would just have hundreds

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of millions of dollars we'd have just

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like Samuel L. Jackson coming in for

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some episodes. Anyway, I don't have that

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money. If you'd like to give it

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to me, please, please do. Now a

5:29

few weeks ago the Financial Times reported

5:32

that Microsoft had pulled out some of

5:34

their core weave contracts, though core weave

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denied the allegations. And mysteriously a week

5:38

later, Open AI announced that they had

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an $11.9 billion contract with core weave

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to provide compute services. Now while I

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can't say for certain, can you think

5:48

of another reason Microsoft needed a whole

5:50

bunch of GPU compute other than to

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host open AI's models? Hmm. Now I'm

5:54

just guessing here. One has to wonder

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if it wasn't so much Open AI

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sounding a new deal and more at

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taking over the future compute than Microsoft

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was formally handling. And yes, you're remembering

6:06

correctly, Microsoft has recently canceled more than

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the gigawatt of future compute capacity. Though

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from what I've heard, its Corweave contracts

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future or otherwise weren't included in that

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number. Anyway, for Corweave to make that

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$11.9 billion in revenue from Open AI,

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they're going to need compute, which will

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cost them tens of billions of dollars

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to build. Which will be difficult as

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the company is burdened with about $8

6:29

billion of debt with horrifying interest rates,

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which mainly did to pay upwards of

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$1.5 billion a year in loan payments,

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with one of them requiring Corweave to

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repay the loan with any other debt

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they raise in the future. Corweave by

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my estimates needs at least $30 billion

6:45

to expand. It has about $1.3 billion

6:47

in the bank and just under $4

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billion left on its loans that they

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can draw. One of them is a

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term loan where you can draw more

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up until about June 2025 June 2025.

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Although Corweave will raise capital in its

7:01

IPO, the amount will be anywhere near

7:03

enough to meet its needs. And when

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I say its needs, I mean like

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the ability to service the revenue that

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they need to spend more money. It

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really does not make a lick of

7:15

sense when you think about it. And

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you may wonder if things can get

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worse and the answer is that they

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can. Corweave has a planned 1.3 gigawatts

7:24

of expansion and its partner to build

7:26

it is a public company called Core

7:28

Scientific. Different Similar name, genuinely different. Here

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are some facts about core scientific. They

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went public in 2022 in a disastrous

7:35

SPAC merger, and then filed for bankruptcy

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in the same year. Their entire business

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has been focused on mining Bitcoin, which

7:42

requires specialized acic computer chips that are

7:44

entirely different, both in their construction and

7:47

their maintenance to GPUs. And they can

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only really be used for mining crypto.

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They're not easily repurposed for other tasks,

7:54

and indeed their data centers are not

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just a plug and play thing. You

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basically have to demolish them. And another

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thing... about Core Scientific, they only made

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$24 million in 2024 from selling AI

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compute related services to their customers. That's

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around 5% of its total revenue, with

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the rest coming from mining and selling

8:12

crypto. Also, really dumb-ass mistake is to

8:14

make that. I said customers. I meant

8:16

customer. Core Scientific has one customer. And

8:19

that customer is its core weave. As

8:21

of right now, Corweave has approximately 360

8:23

megawatts of compute power. Somehow it intends

8:26

to build another 1.3 gigawatts worth of

8:28

compute using a partner that has never

8:30

built an AI day to center and

8:32

does not appear to have any meaningful

8:35

compute right now. This is all so

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good. I love this. Let's fucking go.

8:39

This is the big AI appeal. I'm

8:42

going insane every time I read about

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these god damn companies. But let's summarize.

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Corweave is burdened by interest payments that

8:49

may balloon to as much as $2

8:51

billion a year and lost $863 million

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on $2 billion of revenue in 2024.

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62% of that revenue is from Microsoft,

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which has materially pulled back on data

9:00

center build-outs and may have dropped some

9:02

Corweave contracts, though Corweave denies this is

9:05

the case, of course. Corweave expansion, which

9:07

is critical to servicing future revenue and

9:09

growth requires it to invest tens of

9:11

tens of billion dollars. the Corweave does

9:14

not have. Corweave's data center expansion is

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dependent on what is primarily a Bitcoin

9:18

mining company called Core Scientific that appears

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to have no AI capacity building, and

9:23

they're meant to build over a gigawatt

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of capacity a time where they do

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not appear to have done so. And

9:30

as a reminder, converting cryptocurrency mining data

9:32

sent as to HPC data centers is

9:34

effectively starting from scratch. It's not good.

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It's not good at all. Corby should

9:39

have been a positive signal for generative

9:41

AI, or at least the way for

9:43

generative AI, to kind of go further

9:46

than where it is today, or at

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least a way for AI boosters to

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shut me up. If generative AI had

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this incredible demand, both from companies looking

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to integrate it and users looking to

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use it. Corweve would be making fat

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stacks of cash and have a far

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more diverse customer base. And if I'm

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honest, not have to take up more

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than five times its revenue and burdens

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from loans with loan shark level interest

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10:13

what it is, I guess. And another

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note, Jim Kramer of CNBC, he said

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