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is. It's uh, what is

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it? The, the, it's all,

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it's, it's fascinating. And there's

1:05

more than, um, then, uh,

1:07

no, it's gone. Um, it's

1:09

terrifying. Billy Purchase is sitting

1:12

there and he's kind

1:14

of looking wary at

1:16

the two of you. Okay Billy,

1:18

what's your deal? And he

1:20

pulls out a punch card.

1:22

The guys want to activate

1:24

the elevator again, but that

1:26

can't happen. Why can't the elevator happen?

1:28

I don't know. I thought someone was

1:30

using it. What if I kill this guy,

1:33

execution style, steal his thing, make the elevator

1:35

work, we get out of here. When you

1:37

turn around to look at him, he does

1:40

have his gun drawn. I shoot him. Okay?

1:42

You got a quick draw. I go for

1:44

the arm with a gun in it. Well, he

1:46

goes first. I hope he aims for you

1:48

and you can duck with your double

1:51

joints. I think he's probably going

1:53

to aim for the person drawing

1:55

their gun first. He was the one

1:58

with the gun out! You were talking.

2:00

Not killing him. And now he wants

2:02

a quote, nothing person. Yeah. He might

2:04

just be a nothing person. But then

2:07

you pull the all gun out. Okay,

2:09

if I'm Billy purchased, which I may

2:11

be, and someone talks about killing me,

2:13

and then someone pulls a gun, I'm

2:16

probably gonna try and shape the person

2:18

with a gun. Well, he does. Of

2:20

course he does. It's the last time

2:22

I put my neck out for you. Yeah,

2:24

well, you know. Cass, you get shot. A

2:27

loud gunshot echoes through

2:30

the control room and

2:32

you go flying back

2:34

onto your ass. Wow!

2:36

You're gonna take one

2:38

lethal damage. Jesus! You're on

2:41

your ass, on the ground,

2:43

it is now your turn.

2:45

Gun! Okay, and you're probably going

2:47

to be at a disadvantage trying

2:50

to fire from the ground, sprawled

2:52

out. You might need to stand

2:54

off. You're on your sprawled, you're

2:57

in flying back. Sprolled out barefoot.

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Really beautiful suit, though. Beautiful suit,

3:02

too. Beautiful suit, suit. Yes, cigarette's

3:04

to lid in the mouth. Yes.

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Yes. I mean, you could fire,

3:09

but you just probably be at

3:11

a negative to attack him now.

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Okay. Can I use my willpower? Absolutely,

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you can use your willpower. It's

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mad, just tried to shoot me. He

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didn't try, he did. He shot you

3:22

in the guts. You give as good

3:24

as you get. And you watch as

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he goes flying back into one of

3:29

the control panels, maybe moving up a

3:31

lever somewhere that changes the light from

3:33

like a bright white to a red

3:35

and blood goes displaying out across the

3:37

control panel. He's still breathing, he kind

3:39

of just clipped him, but he's still,

3:42

he has been shot. Hayden. I'd like

3:44

to run up to him and try

3:46

and take his gun from him. The

3:48

blood is indicating to me that maybe

3:50

clone is less likely. Clones are

3:53

not saying it's not likely. I'm just

3:55

saying it's less likely. Fair enough. It's

3:57

1958 we could have robots. Despite

3:59

his... weakened condition he will not

4:01

let go of his gun. Let go of the

4:03

gun! Let go of the gun! Okay, unfortunately now

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you're right up against him. Yeah. Becoming

4:08

his next time. No, but I'm, we're

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wrestling the gun. You have to remember

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I'm wrestling the gun. Oh, that's true.

4:14

Okay, he'll have to get the gun

4:16

out of your hands first. Yep. Good

4:18

luck. I'm hardy. Yeah, that is true.

4:20

You are haughty. Well, that means if

4:22

you get shot, you'll be okay. And

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also he can't rip it out. You

4:26

know, you know, there's like a karate

4:28

thing where you bend your other person

4:30

sort of wrists. Yeah, yeah. I'm double

4:32

jointed, okay? I'm not letting go. Unfortunately,

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he can't manage to wrestle it

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out of your hands either. Why

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is it unfortunate? It's unfortunate for

4:41

him. So you're just fighting over

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the gun. You got big sides,

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Jackson. I'm in the sides of

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the characters. I'm a Billy Purchase

4:49

stand, okay? I'm a big Billy

4:51

Purchase head. You're just wrestling over

4:54

the gun. You're just a nothing

4:56

person. You're a clothes, I think.

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Cass, it's your girl. Okay. I'm going to

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go up to, I'm going to go there,

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I'm going to get the gun out

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of his hand as well. Okay, you're

5:06

both going to turn in the head.

5:09

Well, because that seems rude. You've shot

5:11

him in the, you shot him in

5:13

the chest. Okay, do you reckon they'll

5:15

live if we leave him? You can

5:17

make a medicine check, but that will be

5:20

your turn. Oh, and you know what? We're

5:22

going to leave. We're going to leave. What's

5:24

the plan. Well, should I just kill him

5:26

then. I think so. I think you should

5:28

run up to him and whilst I'm resting

5:30

the gun. I actually might be a spy.

5:33

Shoot him in the head. No, I've already killed.

5:35

I kill him. Idol, you... With your firearm,

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and I'd say he doesn't have his defense

5:39

because he's wrestling with Hayden, though you probably

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should lose some dice because there's a chance

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you'll hit Hayden. Your fire, it's a cop-

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No, you're gonna run up to him, right?

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Yeah, but you can, close, a close range,

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you'll lose, you'll lose dice as well. It's

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just harder to fire with what is effectively

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an assault rifle at point blank range. It

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seems like it would be an easier hit.

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You could willpower, but

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otherwise you're rolling

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two dice for this. How many

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will powers do I have

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left? You have five. Oh,

6:11

I'll use another, because I'm

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sure my good friend Voi

6:15

would do the same for me.

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Yeah. Okay, this is a much

6:20

better hit. You. Wrestling with Billy

6:22

Purchase for the gun. Yeah. Past

6:25

your ear. Three shots, because it's

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an assault rifle, I forget you

6:29

can fire three ones. Fire past

6:32

your ear and into the head

6:34

of Billy Purchase. His head explodes

6:36

like a watermelon and he dies

6:39

lying against the control panel.

6:41

Great. I steal his gun and I light

6:43

me a cigarette. Oh yeah, I grab his

6:45

punch card and a cigarette. Does

6:48

he have smokes on him? No, he

6:50

doesn't have any cigarettes on him.

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I say, Ida. Andrew? Thank you

6:54

voice. You're down to 13 cigarettes.

6:56

Now, either. I don't want to...

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I don't know. What's the word

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for when you're a worry? I worry,

7:02

I don't want to be a worry,

7:05

I don't want to be a worry

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ward. But you have been shot in

7:09

the chest. How are you feeling? Well,

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when I'm looking down, it's kind

7:13

of like nothing to me. Yes,

7:15

yes, and I'm pretty bored. Well, I

7:17

feel sick. Yeah. I feel sick and

7:19

weird looking at the gaping hole in

7:22

your chest. All right. From the bullet.

7:24

Yeah, it is from the bullet. Well,

7:26

the cigarette should help me. Yeah, of

7:28

course. Should I ash in it to quarterize

7:30

the wound? Yeah, what is... I don't

7:33

know that it won't work. Yeah. Would you

7:35

like to make a medicine check? Me?

7:37

Yeah. Or are you just going to

7:39

sicker? I'll make a medicine check. So this

7:41

is what I feared when I killed that

7:43

man. Okay, so to check, do a medicine

7:46

check on her is a chance to die

7:48

for you, which means that it needs to

7:50

roll a 10 or nothing happens. Oh,

7:52

that's not very good odds. Yeah, yeah, you

7:55

don't know. You're in no doctor. You're

7:57

in discovery. I'm no doctor. May I just

7:59

say yuck. If I was you, I'd

8:01

do some healing really quick. Can I?

8:03

You can grab up. Scab up. I'd

8:06

scab up. Absolutely. I focus really hard

8:08

on scabbing up. Maybe I do ash

8:10

into my chest. I'd say if ash

8:12

into your chest, we'll just make things

8:15

worse. But you could tear off like

8:17

maybe some of the clothes of Billy

8:19

Purchase to create like some kind of

8:22

sling or bandage that you could use.

8:24

Probably not a sling, a bandage. Beautiful

8:26

suit. And a hole through it, yeah.

8:28

Okay, I use Billy's clothes to patch

8:31

myself up. Okay. And now I don't

8:33

mean to med a game Jackson, but

8:35

I noticed you've pulled up a page

8:38

on what it means to be lethally

8:40

damaged. Well, is there anything that I

8:42

should know? Well, I think the thing

8:44

is that you're not in a good

8:47

spot. Yeah, I think it's not, hey,

8:49

it's not great. But it's not so

8:51

bad either. But like real life, it's

8:53

really bad. Yes. I was thinking more

8:56

dungeon than dragons where you can sort

8:58

of body a, you can body a

9:00

fire ball. Shot with a gun is

9:03

bare. Shot with a gun is like

9:05

shot with a gun in real life.

9:07

Yeah. So the way it works is

9:09

there are three different kinds of damage.

9:12

You can take bashing damage, which is

9:14

from say a friend falls on top

9:16

of you with stilettos. Oh, you fall

9:19

out of events. That's like, bruises, bruises,

9:21

but it's you know. bashing, exactly what

9:23

it says. Lethal damage is stuff like

9:25

getting shot with a gun or stabbed

9:28

with a knife. Okay. Now the way

9:30

it works is if you have bashing

9:32

damage, you have a certain amount of

9:35

health, right? Yeah. If you take bashing

9:37

damage, if you take, and say I

9:39

filled in three spots of your health

9:41

with bashing damage, then you take lethal

9:44

damage, those three spots of bashing move

9:46

up one? And then the lethal now

9:48

takes the first spot. And when all

9:50

of your health is full, if it's

9:53

full of bashing damage, you start to

9:55

fall unconscious. When it's full of lethal

9:57

damage, uh-uh. So taking one point of

10:00

lethal damage, well, you're not dead. but

10:02

it means any damage you take on

10:04

for exactly lethal damage and then there's

10:06

aggravated damage which is like catching fire

10:09

or drowning yeah you're in the control

10:11

room you're wrapping yourself up with the

10:13

remains of Billy purchases outfit yep what

10:16

would you like to do I can't

10:18

coder I'm not going to coderize a

10:20

wound with my electrode. Never mind? That

10:22

would kill me. That would constitute, you

10:25

would electrocute yourself. Yeah, yeah. I'd like

10:27

to steal his clothes, what's left of

10:29

it, to try and disguise myself as

10:32

a technician. Okay, sure. You managed to...

10:34

Oh, well, then I should have made

10:36

stuff out of your clothes then. No.

10:38

This is wearing clothes, okay? This isn't

10:41

bullet hole clothes. Okay, you slip into...

10:43

Billy Purges is a nothing person. Use

10:45

his stuff. Yeah, I did use his

10:48

stuff, but now you want to use.

10:50

Yeah, but I want the lab coat

10:52

and the boots. Okay, you slip into

10:54

the, it's like a jumpsuit? Great. You,

10:57

I would say maybe the collar is

10:59

no longer on it because, I don't.

11:01

tour it off to make a bandage.

11:03

But you're in a jumpsuit and you've

11:06

got the safety goggles around your neck.

11:08

Are you on a shoe? Any big

11:10

rubber boots? You said big rubber boots.

11:13

Well, I was going to say big

11:15

rubber boots, but I know shoes are

11:17

sort of a hot issue. You can't

11:19

wear two pairs of shoes. Hot button

11:22

issue for you. How many pockets do

11:24

I have on the jumpsuit? On the

11:26

jacket. And then pockets on the back.

11:29

And then pockets on the back. And

11:31

then pockets on the back. On the

11:33

pockets on the back. On the back.

11:35

No my hand, my pistol, my pearl,

11:38

my pearl, my pearl gripped. Is that,

11:40

have you changed out of your other

11:42

clothes? Or if you put the jumpsuit

11:45

on top, you can just tuck that

11:47

into your waistband, buddy. I put the

11:49

jumpsuit on top, obviously. Obviously, for sure.

11:51

And I put the loafers in my

11:54

two back pockets. Nice. Covered by the

11:56

lab code? Yeah, I'd say if you

11:58

put the luffice in the back pockets

12:01

of your slacks, then you pull on

12:03

the jumpsuit, they are covered, but I

12:05

think it would be... And I think

12:07

it would be... No, no, lap coat,

12:10

I'm sorry. I think it would be

12:12

hard for Ida to not see what

12:14

you're doing. May I please have my

12:16

gun? The thing is, listen Ida, I'm

12:19

not doing it. My hands are up,

12:21

my hands are up. I'm just saying

12:23

I just would like to make a

12:26

suggestion. I have electricity as a gun.

12:28

If I have rubber boots, that helps

12:30

me very greatly in terms of not

12:32

being dead. Yeah, but then you don't

12:35

look like a technician. You look like

12:37

a crazy person with rubber boots. Whereas

12:39

now I'm disguised as Billy Purchase, okay?

12:42

I think all the advantages that that

12:44

will definitely bring later on. I think

12:46

we've learned that being Billy Purchase is

12:48

a very dangerous man to be. I

12:51

don't think looking like Billy Purchase is

12:53

good. I give him my loafers. Okay,

12:55

hey, you got shoes. Made the middle.

12:58

Nice, nice. I would like to take

13:00

Billy's gun or like just because he

13:02

had a revolver right? Yeah, I think

13:04

he's bullets. Okay, yeah, nice. Yeah And

13:07

I've now got lots of bullets. I

13:09

would say you've got probably five extra

13:11

bullets. So nine bullets total. Nine bullets

13:13

total. Would you like an empty gun?

13:16

Nine bullets total 13 cigarettes. She's got

13:18

an assault rifle. I throw Billy's gun

13:20

into... Yeah. I've got my own gun.

13:23

You've got your gun on a stun

13:25

ride. I've got a shotgun and a

13:27

pearl-gripped pistol. Should we try and head

13:29

into that other control room and say

13:32

what all those billies are up to?

13:34

Let's. So are you going to try

13:36

and go through the flooded server room

13:39

or are you going to try and

13:41

go outside into the presumably a ringed

13:43

corridor to try and get in from

13:45

the back? Well you've got your disguise.

13:48

Let's go ringed corridor. Yes, but have

13:50

I got big boots on, so I

13:52

got big boots on so I can

13:55

walk through the water. So I can

13:57

walk through the water. Can you? Let's

13:59

go around. You exit into the corridor

14:01

and... I have my shotgun out by

14:04

the way. The corridor seems deserted. And

14:06

also I want to say my pistol

14:08

is tucked into the front of my

14:11

pants, but the jumpsuit I've got like

14:13

the button open so I can quickly

14:15

reach in, gun out. You step into

14:17

the corridor and you can see there's

14:20

no bodies here but something bad happened

14:22

here. It looks like there was some

14:24

kind of fracas. Ida. It seems like

14:26

there's been some kind of fracas here.

14:29

You took the words right out of

14:31

my mouth. You can see probably up

14:33

against the like paneled walls of the

14:36

corridor as like splatters of blood. You

14:38

can also see there's gouges in the

14:40

walls where it seems like something kind

14:42

of... crashed against it and tore out

14:45

a great amount of concrete and plaster

14:47

and wood paneling. Maybe actually there probably

14:49

would be some dead bodies as well.

14:52

They appear to be other technicians on

14:54

the ground and they appear concentrated at

14:56

the elevator. Boots for Ida? Yeah, you

14:58

could take some boots, absolutely. Do you

15:01

put them on the back? You are

15:03

stealing my drip! Like, a fine. I

15:05

really do think rubber boots will help.

15:08

You can have your life his back.

15:10

Fine. You gotta meet in the middle.

15:12

You notice as you accept. What are

15:14

you going to say? Nothing. What are

15:17

you going to say? Nothing. What are

15:19

you going to say? Nothing. Say it

15:21

to my face. Nothing. Nothing. You need

15:24

anything. Take socks as well. Okay. You

15:26

notice as you exit this room, you

15:28

turn that. I say ill gross, but

15:30

I noticed that I does not say

15:33

ill gross. Yeah, it's pretty much nothing

15:35

to me. You just left control room

15:37

A. You walk around the corridor, there's

15:39

a toilet, so that was probably the

15:42

east toilet to the south, and then

15:44

to the west, there is control room

15:46

B. Yeah. What would you like to

15:49

do? You're standing at the control room

15:51

B door? Well, well. Well, you're not

15:53

sure. I mean, the room you came

15:55

from was control room A and that

15:58

wasn't full of water. The server room

16:00

that you could see through the glass

16:02

windows, which appears to make up like

16:05

the kind of outside ring, if that

16:07

makes sense. That was full of water

16:09

and possibly connects to control room A.

16:11

How do they look wet? Do you

16:14

mean the dead bodies? Yeah. They look

16:16

bloodied. They don't look like soaking. I

16:18

think we're fine. Yeah, let's do it.

16:21

Are you gonna, how close a look

16:23

are you having at the bodies actually?

16:25

No, not a close look. No, I

16:27

don't have a close look. No, I

16:30

don't have a close look. You don't

16:32

have to. I'm taking shoes. You're taking

16:34

shoes. That's a good point. Do you

16:37

take the jumpsuit as well? Nah, just

16:39

the shoes. You can tell that some

16:41

of these bodies have been impaled through

16:43

the chest. Like as in something has,

16:46

and something quite large, like I say,

16:48

like around the size of like a...

16:50

I don't know. A dinner plate has

16:52

impaled their way to a small dinner

16:55

plate. It's like a dinner plate, but

16:57

not quite as big as a dinner

16:59

plate, but bigger than a side plate.

17:02

Yeah. Bigger than a side plate. Whatever

17:04

is this size? A basketball? A basketball?

17:06

No. I don't think it's a basketball.

17:08

It's like a small soccer ball. You

17:11

can't say small and then describe something

17:13

that has a set side. It's more

17:15

bowling ball? No, stop! It's kind of

17:18

bowling ball size. No, no, it can't

17:20

be kind of. Okay. It's kind of

17:22

the size of my head. Is it?

17:24

No, my head's bigger. Yeah. It's size

17:27

of your head. Okay, it's the size

17:29

of Cass's head. Yeah, something about the

17:31

size of Cass's head has impaled through

17:34

some of these people. Like a hat

17:36

for a person with a small head.

17:38

Yeah. If you imagine the inside of

17:40

a hat Cass could wear, that's impaled

17:43

through the chest of some of these

17:45

technicians. You've got a small head. But

17:47

other than that, the bodies just seem

17:49

to have been, some of the team

17:52

like they've suffered a great deal of

17:54

blunt force trauma, like they've impacted, you

17:56

can maybe have impacted into the walls.

17:59

and then some have been impaled through

18:01

the chest. Can I see, okay, when

18:03

I'm noticing that, can I look around,

18:05

when they've inspected against the wall, does

18:08

it look like they've been stabbed again

18:10

into the wall? Like can I see

18:12

whatever impact would have also penetrated the

18:15

chest? It's hard to tell. It's really

18:17

hard to tell. Some of the people

18:19

who've been smacked into the walls also

18:21

have had their chests impaled, but it's

18:24

not like all of them who've been

18:26

who've suffered blunt force trauma have had

18:28

their chest impaled. It's kind of hard

18:31

to tell. Weird. Fair enough. Are you

18:33

going to try and get into control

18:35

room B? Yes. You try to open

18:37

the door, but it appears locked. Let's

18:40

give up. Let's go die. Maybe go.

18:42

Is it like, is metal doors again?

18:44

Yeah. But it's not like, it's not

18:47

like the elevator where it was two

18:49

metal doors electronically closed. Yeah. This is

18:51

like, it's like somebody's locked it on

18:53

the other side. I take my shotgun

18:56

and I blast the lock. Nice. Okay.

18:58

Great choice. But I stand on an

19:00

angle where it doesn't kill me. You.

19:02

Again it echoes around the almost here

19:05

it go around the ring and then

19:07

back to you yeah echo of the

19:09

shock on blast and you smash away

19:12

the whole door handle section of the

19:14

door and then it swings open you

19:16

see on the other side and I

19:18

say daddy's home is it a pump

19:21

action yes pump action correct on the

19:23

other say daddy's home On the other

19:25

side are a bunch of terrified looking

19:28

technicians who all have bunched themselves into

19:30

a back corner. Yeah, frightened of your

19:32

shotgun blast. Oh my god, Billy? I,

19:34

I, I, I cough any of answers.

19:37

I raised my, yeah. I raise my

19:39

shotgun. Okay, hands up, empty your pockets.

19:41

Give me any calling cards you might

19:44

have. I need to find the real

19:46

Billy Purchase. You could willpower this if

19:48

you want. Plus the shotgun, I'd give

19:50

you an extra dice for it. And

19:53

also I look crazy. I'll give you

19:55

an extra dice, actually, for the circumstances

19:57

under which it was. Because I got

20:00

a shock of orange here and a

20:02

freaky. And a medical eye patch. Yeah.

20:04

He's wilding, his vibe. Is there another

20:06

dice for? by wilding. They seem still

20:09

intimidated by you, but they don't. It's

20:11

kind of like you've matched each other.

20:13

They seem intimidated, but they're also very

20:15

much on edge. Yeah. Nobody moves. He

20:18

said... He pulled out your gun. Yeah,

20:20

we'll do the same thing. He said,

20:22

give us your calling cards. And also

20:25

any guns you might have. Come, come,

20:27

come. I do a little

20:29

grabby hands, I go and fetch

20:31

the guns. And also tell me

20:33

where the elevator thing is for

20:35

this. Oh yeah, do you guys

20:38

want the elevator on? Oh my

20:40

god, do you guys want to

20:42

leave? Unfortunately, again, you've just both

20:44

matched each other in your role.

20:46

I think we said too much.

20:48

Mayors are unclear. Yeah, it's not.

20:50

Well, okay, so a couple of

20:52

things. One, you can tell that

20:55

these Billy purchases are quite on

20:57

edge. They seem nervous, and you

20:59

can also see when the door

21:01

opens, that it's maybe it knocks

21:03

a bunch of chairs, like they'd

21:05

created a barricade on the other

21:07

side. So they're nervous already. Voy,

21:09

they were scared of you when

21:11

you jumped in. And either they

21:14

were scared as well, but then

21:16

you kind of were like, maybe

21:18

we can help you escape. And

21:20

you sort of threw them as

21:22

to whether or not you're here

21:24

to intimidate them or help them.

21:26

So you've once again reached a

21:28

neutral place where nobody knows what

21:30

the other wants. Are you armed?

21:33

This time they seem to respond

21:35

in a way that maybe you

21:37

would prefer couple of them up

21:39

the back hold up assault rifles

21:41

Some of them hold up just

21:43

like small knives, maybe even one

21:45

of them has a crowbar. Yeah,

21:47

they're just like holding them up

21:50

and they're yeah Okay, Ida very

21:52

slowly go and take all of

21:54

their stuff and I'll keep the

21:56

gun on them I do it.

21:58

I mean that kind of feel

22:00

like Ida meat bus a little

22:02

bit Well, I mean, I got

22:04

you. I'm not saying anything to

22:06

sell out. These are nothing people,

22:09

okay? I'll kill them. There's not

22:11

nothing people. Okay, I say that

22:13

that's fine. You move in. I'm

22:15

full of guns and crowbars. Yeah,

22:17

you collect a bunch of guns,

22:19

crowbars, even just like metal pipes.

22:21

It's kind of seems like even

22:23

if people weren't arming themselves with

22:25

like firearms that people were arming

22:28

themselves for something. Yeah. But you

22:30

managed to collect them all. I

22:32

say thank you Billy. Thank you

22:34

Billy. They all nod. You kind

22:36

of get the sense that. Each

22:38

of them is fairly convinced they

22:40

are the real Billy purchase. Like

22:42

every, when you say thank you

22:44

Billy, you see there's like a,

22:47

they get a little elated that

22:49

you would say Billy. Then they

22:51

see you say thank you Billy

22:53

to the next person and the

22:55

previous person gets a little pissed

22:57

off because they're like no I'm

22:59

Billy purchase. But eventually you collect

23:01

most of the, there's maybe only

23:04

two firearms. I say only like

23:06

a shotgun and an assault rifle

23:08

and the rest are like pipes

23:10

and ranches and ranches and that

23:12

kind of thing. As I make

23:14

the rounds. Can I just keep

23:16

my little peepers out for where

23:18

that punch card would go? Sure.

23:20

You can't really see a place

23:23

for it in the control room.

23:25

Okay, Billy's, listen up. You want

23:27

to get out of here? They

23:29

nod, but you can tell they

23:31

just don't know what the fuck

23:33

is happening. I'm telling you what's

23:35

happening, Billy's, all right? Actually, do

23:37

you want to get out of

23:39

here? Yeah. Yeah, we'd like to

23:42

get out of here. Oh! Here's

23:44

a plan, okay? I'm gonna take

23:46

most of your bullets, okay? Because

23:48

I don't wanna die. And I

23:50

don't care if you die because

23:52

you're nothing people, okay? But I'm

23:54

gonna give you back your guns

23:56

with most some of the bullets.

23:58

Right. You will be armed. And

24:01

I'm trusting you to not should

24:03

be in there, okay? And what's

24:05

gonna happen is we're gonna team

24:07

up. We'll turn the elevator on.

24:09

as a team and we're gonna

24:11

get out of here as a

24:13

team. Oh, okay. like to help

24:15

or you could just keep looking

24:18

around at the technicians and trying

24:20

to figure out what to put

24:22

that punch card. It sounds like

24:24

he's making a pretty good deal.

24:26

I mean I'd take it. I

24:28

mean I think I will take

24:30

it. I think I'd rather get

24:32

out with some bullets and just

24:34

not shoot him than be dead.

24:37

I'm gonna be honest. A bunch

24:39

of stony faces stare back at

24:41

you. Maybe one of them comes

24:43

forward and he's like I'll speak

24:45

for the rest of the Billy

24:47

purchases. I do too. I am

24:49

the real Billy. Yes, no I

24:51

do. I'll speak for the Billy

24:53

purchases. You leave us with all

24:56

our bullets and our guns. Remembering

24:58

that there are more of us

25:00

than there are you to. And

25:02

together we'll escape the facility. We

25:04

know where the punch card goes.

25:06

So that's the terms of our

25:08

deal, if we are to escape

25:10

together. Now, what you've done... You've

25:12

tried to bargain when you've got

25:15

none of the bullets on guns.

25:17

It does seem like me or

25:19

not it could just start blasting.

25:21

Because you are nothing people to

25:23

us. It would not feel like

25:25

anything to kill you all right

25:27

now. And it would really be

25:29

pretty boring for me. I would

25:32

really feel like nothing. It would

25:34

be like a boring book. For

25:36

me it would be kind of

25:38

gross, but morally nothing. The Billy

25:40

purchase that you're speaking Billy purchase.

25:42

Lancing back at the other Billy

25:44

purchases. Oh no. Headshot! What? Okay.

25:46

All right. Hey, I don't care.

25:48

You do it. I've done nothing

25:51

to me. Time to enter a

25:53

new initiative again. So. Well, no,

25:55

if they're smart. No, it's a

25:57

smart. Yeah. If they're smart, they'll

25:59

learn their lesson. Yeah. Does feel

26:01

like once we give them back

26:03

the guns. They're not really going

26:05

to want to team up with

26:07

us again. Okay, we're just fine

26:10

to meet. They are nothing people.

26:12

What are the rules for when

26:14

two people are swarmed by like

26:16

nine? Why would they be swarming

26:18

us? Oh, because you're threatening their

26:20

lives. Oh, no, we killed one

26:22

of them. Yeah. And then you

26:24

said, hey, let's leave together. And

26:26

they said, okay, but we'd like

26:29

our weapons. And you said, actually,

26:31

you're nothing people. And we'd happily

26:33

kill you. And they thought, oh

26:35

my God, maybe this wasn't clear.

26:37

They thought, oh my God, we're

26:39

about to die. And our alternative

26:41

is sit here and get killed,

26:43

like, fucking so many chickens on

26:46

the farm or try and survive.

26:48

We should have, uh, not done

26:50

that. should have played this differently.

26:52

I think so. Also they know

26:54

where the card goes. Yeah. We'll

26:56

torture one till they tell us.

26:58

It's fine, they're nothing. I don't

27:00

know. I know for some reason

27:02

you're imagining them all looking the

27:05

same. Oh, what? And it was

27:07

the same? I never said that.

27:09

Oh, I thought they were close.

27:11

Right. Oh, can we talk about

27:13

this now? Yeah, you can talk

27:15

about this. I, here's the thing.

27:17

You are about to be attacked

27:19

probably each three times by the

27:21

crowd, by the mob, you might

27:24

say. So please strategize whilst I

27:26

roll all that damage. Right. So

27:28

what I reckon we do. We

27:30

kill. Yeah, I'm gonna blast. We

27:32

just start killing. Yeah. Until. Yeah.

27:34

It's you Billy. We knew you'd

27:36

survive. Thank God. We've killed the

27:38

other Billy's. Yeah. Yeah like that.

27:41

Yeah, then we then we don't

27:43

have to waste so many bullets.

27:45

It does feel like they've unionized.

27:47

It does feel like they're not

27:49

quite clones in the way that

27:51

I thought they were. It's starting

27:53

to feel like that. Not closed.

27:55

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They could

27:57

be some kind of clone. We

28:00

don't know yet. I think they

28:02

might be a kind of clone.

28:04

Here's what happens. You're not expecting

28:06

them all to rush you at

28:08

once. I actually wasn't expecting that.

28:10

And even though Ida you're at

28:12

the front, for some reason they

28:14

consider void a bigger threat. you

28:16

didn't you shoot the gun yeah

28:19

no you brought out your gun

28:21

you didn't actually fire oh I

28:23

tried to you tried to you

28:25

brought out the gun and that's

28:27

what kicked off them swarming you

28:29

so you couldn't get a bullet

28:31

in it when they were trying

28:33

to shoot the one guy no

28:35

it was too much of a

28:38

shock the attack no no no

28:40

no I think it's exploded with

28:42

the bullets boy all of a

28:44

sudden your vision is just a

28:46

blur of fists is just a

28:48

blur of fists and damage you're

28:50

one awful bashing oh can I

28:52

let you know you're now at

28:55

a negative two for everything oh

28:57

idol you are also equally swarmed

28:59

they just don't go for you

29:01

as much and maybe you're even

29:03

just a little bit better at

29:05

avoiding getting hit by them you

29:07

take two bashing damage it's pretty

29:09

bad maybe you can see through

29:11

the blur of Billy purchases your

29:14

Let's say ally for the moment,

29:16

voice in the event is not

29:18

looking too hot. Boy, speaking of,

29:20

it's your turn. Hmm, how many

29:22

billies are on me? Bashing? There

29:24

are four around you currently. Four

29:26

billies, Bashing. Yeah. And you're probably

29:28

quite crouched because they are just

29:30

wailing on you. Okay. I go,

29:33

wait, wait, wait. I'm like, please,

29:35

please, stop, stop, stop, stop, I

29:37

give up, give up, give up,

29:39

give up, give up, and I

29:41

throw the gun down here, wait,

29:43

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

29:45

wait, wait, stop, stop, I'm also

29:47

Billy Purchase. Look at my boots,

29:49

I'm Billy Purchase, I'm Billy Purchase,

29:52

look at my boots, I'm Billy

29:54

Purchase, I'm Billy Boots, look at

29:56

my boots, I'm Billy Purchase, I'm

29:58

Billy Boots, my boots, I'm Billy

30:00

Purchase. Oh, I don't do that.

30:02

Verse there four, would you

30:05

like to use some

30:07

willpower? You need to

30:09

get more successes than

30:11

that. Oh, yes, oh, oh,

30:13

oh, oh, boy. Oh, boy.

30:15

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh,

30:18

boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

30:20

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Yeah.

30:22

Can I, can I support?

30:24

It does not stop the

30:26

fist. Oh. Oh god, um,

30:28

can I... Blast them, I

30:30

don't, I try and blast

30:32

the Billy Purchase who has

30:34

the gun. Okay, no, I

30:36

try and blast the Billy

30:39

Purchase who has the gun.

30:41

Okay, no worries, that's fine.

30:44

Oh god, guns hurt

30:46

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30:48

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30:50

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