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I was just cheering you up. I thought you were saying this. too loud

2:00

for a second. I'm like, whoa, whoa.

2:02

Yeah, I have my heads down. I just felt

2:04

like, raise the roof. Raise the roof. All

2:07

right. I

2:09

guess we won't start with me with Taylor. We'll

2:12

get that into the first. So did

2:14

I. I thought that'd be. But I

2:16

guess this is bigger than that. We'll make you wait for it.

2:19

Yeah, I guess maybe bigger. RIP

2:22

Liam Payne. So four in

2:24

one direction. Singer Liam Payne died 31. Super

2:27

sad, obviously. Awful.

2:32

I like one direction. I

2:35

was never like the most. I didn't

2:37

know who this was, like which one.

2:39

I know obviously Harry. And I know

2:44

the guy second to the right there

2:46

on the photo. Who? That's

2:49

Zane, right? Zane, yeah. Those are the two that would

2:51

pick out. So I'll leave

2:53

it to you guys. I assume more

2:55

relevant your age demo and things like

2:58

that. But shockingly sad, right? Shockingly

3:00

sad. For sure. Growing up for me, were

3:02

you a One Directioner, Josh? Yeah, I was

3:04

going to say I think everyone in the

3:06

age of me to breathe and

3:08

even like a couple of years on both

3:10

sides, like One Direction

3:12

was a part of your life

3:14

in some way, no matter what. They

3:17

were so big. I mean, for me

3:19

in grade four, I had

3:21

started a band called Four for

3:23

Four, because four

3:26

guys for four girls. That was our genius

3:28

name. And we performed What Makes You Beautiful

3:30

by One Direction at our talent show at

3:32

our school. Is there any videos? Not

3:34

to go on the side. Were you a singer? There

3:37

probably is. There probably is videos. I'd love to

3:39

get my hands on this Four for Four performance.

3:42

Let me see what I can do

3:44

to get this video. What did you do? You were a singer,

3:46

Josh? Oh, I was the singer. I was the singer. I was

3:49

the lead of the band, of course. Come on now. Was

3:52

it a band or were you guys all just singing? No,

3:54

no, no, no, no. I was singing, and then

3:56

we had Logan on guitar. We had

3:58

T- chemo on drums and

4:01

we had Gavin on another guitar. How old

4:03

were you at the time? There's gonna be

4:05

like, oh, this was six months ago. Like

4:07

how old were you? No, I was in

4:09

grade four. So that would have been, I

4:11

don't know, how old are you in fourth

4:13

grade? Yeah, we gotta get some videos this

4:15

year for. Yeah, yeah, I'll see what

4:17

I can do. I'll try to get something. But to

4:19

that point, yeah. And I

4:22

think everyone was greatly impacted by One Direction in

4:24

one way or the other if they're around my

4:26

age, so it's

4:29

news that hits you and it almost takes a day or two

4:31

to set in kind of. Yeah, that's really

4:33

sad. And he had a son as well, or has

4:35

a son. So that's really sad. And

4:38

reading all of their posts, everyone from One

4:40

Direction's posts made me sob. I

4:42

just couldn't imagine losing the best buddy like that.

4:45

It sounds like he was going through

4:47

some stuff. He was just recently dropped

4:49

by his music label, his ex-fiancee, began

4:51

legal proceedings to stop contacting her. So

4:53

a lot going on. Was that, were

4:57

you aware that he was on Hard Times at

4:59

all, or was it totally out of

5:01

the blue? I was aware. I

5:03

saw a lot of stuff on his ex-fiancee

5:06

would talk about their relationship. And

5:08

I did see, I don't know if it was

5:10

a recent clip, but she, I kind of feels

5:12

wrong if she talks about it right after he

5:15

died, but I did see a clip of her

5:17

talking about how he always played with death. And

5:19

he was always like, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die

5:21

soon, or I wanna die. And she didn't know what

5:23

to do about it. And she took it really seriously.

5:26

So I guess he was really going through it. So people

5:28

don't know if this was like accidental

5:30

or what. Yeah, always

5:33

puts things in perspective, regardless, like

5:35

never take a day for granted.

5:37

And somebody who seemingly had everything, gone

5:40

far too soon. So sad

5:43

story to start off with. Lots

5:45

of condolences like you were saying, which comes

5:48

with the territory, but yeah. Again,

5:51

never take a day for granted. Moving

5:54

on to lighter stuff here. Andrew

5:57

Garfield in Chicken Shop date goes viral. I've been

5:59

having many. flirty runs into the chicken

6:01

shop date host Amelia until mother Lumberj quite

7:20

a few levels above her pay grade but

7:22

above Amelia's Yeah. Oh,

7:25

I think she's really pretty funny. I

7:29

don't think it's rude to say that I think

7:31

you objectively look at the physicality of two people

7:33

be like, well, he's a better looking human

7:36

than she is. And I don't think she take offense,

7:38

but he did date the

7:41

the which doctor Yeah.

7:43

So so I think it's real. You

7:46

think they're on the same level physically. I

7:48

think I mean, looking back at

7:51

that clip kind of I think people just have

7:53

Andrew Garfield as like the hottest guy in the

7:55

world because he's famous and was Spider-Man and stuff.

7:57

But if I saw them walking down the street

7:59

together. holding hands I wouldn't be like whoa she's

8:02

she got a good one Josh

8:04

I just I just I kind of agree

8:06

with that I think that if it was

8:08

like you know they were two random people

8:10

and I'm walking down a street in LA

8:12

or New York or whatever and I saw

8:14

them walking by wouldn't be like whoa

8:17

no I I wouldn't yeah that's

8:20

really good picture of her and it's

8:22

a really good picture of him though okay

8:27

maybe wrong they well but then

8:30

like this one and I don't know

8:32

how to do it this one but the reddit like

8:35

no one I don't know maybe her like

8:38

wet hair does good things for her no

8:42

whatever this is like I

8:45

we're getting a little personal here no I

8:48

don't know it's personal like well

8:51

can you get more I guess it's personal but

8:53

I don't like if somebody's like hey Dave you're

8:57

not in Kansas Wayne Poles

8:59

physicality but yeah no shit

9:01

I have mirrors like but

9:04

I agree I agree but he's not

9:06

like I don't know Brad Pitt

9:08

yeah yeah yeah okay I thought

9:10

people thought he was and to charge the point I

9:12

guess if they're walking on the street I wouldn't be

9:14

like what the fuck's going on here yeah okay

9:17

fine like I certainly don't think she's

9:19

ugly when I was saying it I

9:21

was more giving him a higher compliment

9:23

than I was knocking her not giving

9:25

her a compliment you were complimenting him

9:27

not dissing her correct yes if

9:30

that makes sense yeah it makes sense

9:32

I just don't think it's what really happened okay

9:34

fine I think they

9:36

were really flirting yeah I know

9:38

and now it seems like they're never gonna be able to go

9:40

on a real date because they don't buy that I don't buy

9:43

you can see history with them every red carpet

9:45

he like walks up he's like you're so

9:47

beautiful oh my gosh Amelia and they're like

9:49

he likes witches he likes

9:51

witches I don't think it really is a witch but no

9:53

but he has quirky taste yeah

9:55

and she's pretty and got a good personality so Demi

10:00

Lovato goes viral for being frozen Demi

10:04

Lovato has now gone viral twice for being frozen

10:06

while taking paparazzi pictures while a fan now on

10:08

the red carpet Okay,

10:11

let's see the frozen. This is like a damn

10:13

big cat cats playbook

10:22

I mean that's scary Well, she's probably

10:24

she didn't probably doesn't want to repeat of the

10:26

poop picture So she always stays smiling. Do you

10:28

guys remember the poop meme? No,

10:31

the poop meme. Yeah, I think if you

10:33

seen it you if you see it, you might remember it Can you

10:35

pull it up? Austin poop meme Demi

10:37

Lovato poop meme poop

10:39

with a pooch pooch pooch P

10:43

because she has a face like she's pooping

10:45

like pooped The

10:48

one on the right. Yeah, do you guys remember that?

10:50

No, but that's that doesn't even I mean is that

10:52

like a real photo Yes,

10:54

this this thing on

10:56

the left of the cartoon drawing is brutal.

10:59

Yes, they called her pool Lovato So

11:01

maybe she's just always staying strapped with her smile

11:03

so that she never repeats this Yeah, I have no

11:05

problem that when I take pictures. I do a couple

11:07

things I I Like

11:10

try suck my gut in so sometimes you'll see my

11:12

ribcage coming out a little bit because it's like I'm

11:14

going in All right pretend I'm taking a picture of

11:16

you right now. What would you do? I Was

11:23

pretty good Dave that was pretty good though Yeah,

11:25

and I'll sometimes go to the polls up

11:27

but like people start talking to me You

11:29

know, I'm sure you guys have had people

11:32

ask for pictures But then when the pictures

11:34

being snapped, they're like asking you a question

11:36

and you just gotta lose my mind Yeah,

11:38

it blows my mind. You're like waiting for

11:40

it. Yeah, like talking. It's like buddy. I'm

11:42

sucking in my got my smile on like

11:44

What I can't hold her up like hang

11:46

on. Yeah. Yeah, come on now Yeah,

11:49

so she was frozen land and barker under fire for

11:52

baby oil club Land bark has been catching heat for

11:54

being accused of having a deep Diddy

11:56

theme party because baby oils were brought out to his

11:58

table in a club land and pause to clarify

12:00

on his TikTok that while he did celebrate his

12:02

birthday at Nobu before the club, when they went

12:04

to the club, they joined another person's table. They

12:06

couldn't see that bottles of baby oil were close

12:08

to the table. I

12:11

don't really give a fuck about this, to be honest.

12:14

But why? You can't have to be like, it's

12:16

kind of a joke. No. I

12:19

don't know. Maybe

12:21

it's a too soon moment. Okay.

12:23

You know, people getting like

12:26

sexually assaulted and stuff. Yeah, fair

12:28

touche. Yeah, I guess I

12:30

don't see the joke. Good point, Josh. Yeah. Just

12:33

like, oh, this baby oil that did he use

12:35

with drugs? Do you think they'll definitely be Diddy

12:37

baby oil like Halloween costumes? I was going to

12:39

say, there's 100% going to be Halloween

12:41

costumes. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah. And

12:44

they're all wearing white. So it looks like a legit Diddy themed

12:46

party. Yeah. But if you are going

12:48

to Nobu and you are going out and stuff, like I get, like

12:51

his whole crew I think wears like, they'll dress

12:53

up and wear matching suits to go out all

12:55

the time. They'll do that. They

12:58

kind of, they just, they like to style. They like to

13:00

style up every time I've hung out

13:02

with land and he's wearing something like a suit. I

13:04

respect you. You got to own it if you're

13:06

going to do it. I don't, I don't

13:08

hate that. The first woman on the moon will wear Prada. NASA's

13:10

playing the first trip to the moon since 1972. On

13:14

the exhibition, the first woman on the moon will

13:16

wear, woman on the moon will wear Prada's designed

13:18

spacesuit. Fucking all right, playa.

13:21

That's crazy. She should crit walk out

13:23

of that. It's kind of

13:25

cool. That's cool. Do

13:28

you want Prada making you spacesuit though? Yeah,

13:30

it's kind of cool. Their shit looks spacey.

13:32

Like that actually is a good designer brand

13:34

for it. Yeah. Yeah.

13:38

The big boots that they made. Yeah. Yeah.

13:41

They kind of do that shit. So good for them.

13:43

Vinny Hacker, Troy Sivion and Charlie X EX's concert. Vinny

13:45

Hacker came out to Troy Sivion's one of your girls

13:47

performance in the LA leg of the sweat tour while

13:49

fans are excited to be being a hacker. Some thought

13:51

he looked too straight. I don't even know what the

13:53

fuck that means. Isn't he straight? I

13:55

thought so. I'm pretty sure Troy Sivion

13:58

will like bring out guys and then. Oh,

14:00

that's a guy choice of on

14:02

is a guy. Yeah, I got

14:04

it. Got it. They

14:07

kind of look alike. Well,

14:15

he is straight, I think. All

14:33

right, we get it. This

14:35

is where I'm like just old. Like

14:39

I didn't know who that guy was. I

14:41

thought it was a girl. Troye Sivan is popping off

14:43

right now. He is on tour with Charlie XCX together,

14:46

the sweat tour. So they have like, it's

14:48

cool. They're both on tour together and they like switch

14:50

times on stage. And then like, Troye

14:52

Sivan has been big for a while though. Never

14:54

heard of him. I feel like he's really having

14:57

his moment right now though. Yeah, I think I've

14:59

heard about Troye Sivan. Vinny Hackers is always like

15:01

the most like charismatic looking guy. Very handsome on

15:03

camera, but I mean, he is straight. So what

15:06

do you mean he looked play too straight? What's

15:09

he supposed to do? Like suck his dick? Like, you

15:11

know? I think like Ross Lynch

15:13

went up with him one time, like with Troye

15:15

Sivan as well. And like maybe Ross

15:18

Lynch played a better gay. Yeah, I

15:20

mean, I don't know that you can criticize

15:22

somebody as like too straight when he is

15:24

straight. Yeah. Brittany

15:27

Brodsky booted for doing the Apple dance. Brittany

15:29

Brodsky was among the group chosen to do

15:31

the Apple dance during Charlie XCX's Apple in

15:33

LA. During the performance, she

15:35

was shoved off screen by an unknown

15:37

man. The internet quickly discovered a man

15:40

to be Topher Gock Roger, a people

15:42

writer producer. He has privileges. He has

15:44

privileged his Instagram account since the viral

15:46

moment. Privateed. Privateed. Privateed. Not privileged.

15:50

It is my privilege. I don't

15:52

know. I don't know what any of this means. I don't

15:54

know what the Apple dances. I didn't know this tour was

15:56

going on. I don't know what the hell is going on.

16:00

Oh,

16:05

Sky just wanted to get in there. He's

16:08

not even doing the dance. Oh my God. That's

16:11

awful. I

16:13

had already seen this video and I thought it was

16:16

so funny. I'm just, I haven't seen Britney say anything

16:18

about it. She might've been, maybe I just didn't see

16:20

the clip. Yeah. You would think this

16:22

would be right up Britney's alley to like say something hilarious. Right

16:24

away. Like you would think she would

16:26

have been on that coming home from the show, right?

16:28

Like there was no, I had to

16:30

have said something. Had to have,

16:32

or she's going to on her podcast or something. Cause that's

16:35

hilarious for her to be hilarious. It almost

16:37

is. She like disappeared. Like, that's

16:39

what you want. If you're Britney Broski, like

16:41

you root for that to happen. She doesn't

16:43

say anything. The internet's going viral, but she

16:45

hasn't said anything. Yeah. Like when

16:47

I got arrested at the Superbowl, I'm like, yes. Like

16:50

thank God that happened. I know I

16:52

have like gold content. Yeah.

16:55

This is awesome. Wow. It

16:57

almost is so good. It makes me think

16:59

it's planned. Yeah. Right. Like

17:02

the way the guy came right into the camera

17:04

and almost no one really made like a thing

17:06

about it. It's almost makes me think

17:08

it's planned, but it's so funny. It's

17:10

so funny. Um, sorry. I

17:14

had an ice cube in my mouth. Logan,

17:16

Paul, KSI, Mr. Beast Lunchables spinoff has mold.

17:19

Oh, I mean that's not great.

17:22

All right. This is

17:24

tough because well, many customers

17:26

have pointed out YouTuber Rosanna Passen, who

17:28

has previously spoken out against Mr. Beast

17:30

has made this incident go even more

17:32

viral because lunch, lunch, at least she

17:34

bought has mold. This isn't

17:36

their fault. Like I've been in the frozen.

17:38

It is, but I've been in the frozen

17:41

pizza business. You're going to get hit

17:43

every now and again with a bad package. There's

17:46

nothing you can do when you're like,

17:48

I'm sure you can, but the

17:52

mass production like I would be furious. People

17:54

would send me like mangled one bite pizzas

17:56

or more. And I mean, what the fuck

17:58

I complain. Walmart would

18:00

be like we're doing like millions. Yeah, occasionally

18:02

one doesn't make it from the truck to

18:04

the freezer or something So it's I mean,

18:06

I don't know that you can blame those

18:08

guys. They're not the ones packing all this

18:11

shit Yeah, I wonder if there's

18:13

a lot of people that are experiencing this or is

18:15

just this like one person, right? It's

18:17

been more than just the one person But

18:19

who knows how much she was just saying it because

18:22

it could be a batch. You never know Mm-hmm,

18:24

man pisses in a bag on Cape Air

18:26

woman flying Cape Air is vlogging experience on

18:28

the eight-person plane when a man in Front

18:31

of her peed in a paper black

18:33

that is crazy a paper bag Yeah,

18:37

it's gonna be through it's like it through at

18:39

least I'm a bear no less than 50

18:45

times like it's a I Have

18:47

a place in Antuqui. I've flown it all

18:49

the time to pee on

18:51

a Cape Air flight almost

18:54

makes me feel staged like you happen

18:56

to be live blogging it and Someone

19:00

does this because there's no

19:02

room on these flights. There is no

19:04

room Let

19:06

me see it at this. I just pee your

19:08

pants. We're having a live play sesh going on

19:11

right now Come

19:13

with me on a very tiny scary little plane to I

19:33

Mean That

19:35

didn't seem that fake to me no,

19:37

it's crazy That's a wild

19:40

move how do you even really had to

19:42

pee my question is how are you getting

19:44

in an angle? That one is looking non

19:46

suspicious and two is allowing you to whip

19:48

out your cock and pee in a bag

19:51

without other people noticing Especially

19:53

like a flight attendant or something, right? How are you

19:55

getting all this? No, there's no quite more

19:58

confused these Josh are

20:00

there eight see they're tiny. They're like you.

20:03

It would be hard to

20:05

even maneuver. It's very all like these

20:07

are tiny, tiny little planes like

20:09

you're on top of everybody in it. Crazy.

20:13

Like there's no way to do it

20:15

without being seen. It's just like everyone.

20:18

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21:01

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21:03

did not watch it. This is did

21:05

you guys watch it? I did not. I

21:08

had like an audition to do while this was going

21:10

on but I popped in and out.

21:13

It was like Gabby Super Bowl. She was freaking

21:15

out for three days before this thing came out.

21:17

I saw some criticisms of

21:19

like the outfits and the

21:21

hair and the floor was uneven

21:24

so people kept like tripping. This

21:26

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21:28

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barstool people a very famous barstool

21:33

incident. I got

21:35

in a fight with Christy Teigen during

21:39

the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

21:41

This had to be I don't know 1015 years

21:43

ago but this is at the time that

21:45

I was online 24 seven hunchback

21:47

like I we

21:49

hadn't made it yet. I just was always online.

21:52

My crush and

21:54

probably my all time crush is Candace Swainpole.

21:56

I've mentioned her a couple times. Yeah. This

21:59

is in our. double

24:00

down on my statement for sure. Yeah, no, it's

24:02

definitely like guys like we would say and

24:05

that stuff has stuck with us. Like the internet

24:07

was a different, different time.

24:10

It was a different place back then. It was

24:12

a totally different place. Oh, you could say

24:14

whatever you wanted and no one cared. And

24:16

we never deleted it. But yeah, you go

24:18

back and read some of the blogs and

24:21

I mean, they're very crude. It's like locker

24:23

room talk, which you couldn't say. Like I

24:25

used to call everybody cunts. Yeah, you can't,

24:27

you can't probably get away with that. I'm

24:29

not even saying women, men,

24:31

I sales

24:34

guy, I used to call I called like

24:36

a buffalo. I just, it was a word

24:38

I use interchangeably. I actually wrote a blog.

24:40

I want to bring the word back.

24:43

I think it's a great word to bring back. I

24:45

think it's a good word to bring back. Look at

24:47

the UK. They got a couple things

24:49

going right. And one of them is that they

24:51

use the word cunt. I wrote a blog. It's

24:53

like, what is the difference between calling somebody a

24:55

dick? They're or they're

24:57

both like privates, but they're very different

25:00

words in the meaning. Maybe you can try

25:02

like Larry David actually did an episode on

25:04

it on Kirby

25:06

or enthusiasm. And no one yelled at him. But when I

25:08

did it, I got there like, of course he does. But

25:10

I was trying to prove a point. It

25:13

just sounds so extreme. I like

25:15

it. It's just like, I don't know.

25:18

Like when I watch football to myself, I still

25:20

do that. If a guy drops a pass of

25:22

a fucking cunt. Yeah, yeah. I'll stub

25:24

my toe. I'll probably say like, yeah,

25:26

playing golf, hit a bad shot, top

25:29

of ball. It's coming out. Yeah. So

25:31

sure. But it's a violent word for

25:33

some reason, like different, even though it's

25:35

the equal, like if you say dick,

25:38

no one seems to care. Yeah. It's a

25:40

lot of like power. The word to

25:42

me, it's, it's less like grotesque

25:45

than saying like, pussy, like, oh, like

25:47

when I hear that word, I'm more

25:49

like, oh, then when I hear cunt,

25:52

you know, anyways,

25:54

there's a wild time back there. And to be honest,

25:56

it kind of. I

26:00

don't want to say shaped how Barstool

26:02

went, but it did because people would go back

26:04

and look what they said. It's like, yeah, but

26:06

kind of everywhere. Like we had Jenna Marbles doing

26:08

the exact female version. It was just different

26:11

times. Tom

26:13

Holland and Zendaya read early Spider-Man

26:15

script. Like

26:18

out loud to people or they just ran it to themselves.

26:21

Is Josh excited for a fourth Spider-Man? I

26:23

don't know why there's... Are you like a

26:25

Spider-Man guy? I am a Spider-Man guy. I

26:27

love Spider-Man. I'm excited for this guy. I

26:29

mean, I didn't know I was such a

26:31

big Spider-Man guy that I was going to

26:33

get the little solo shout out on the

26:36

sheet. So it feels good to be recognized.

26:38

But yeah, yeah, no, I'm stoked.

26:40

I'm stoked. I got the tattoo with

26:42

Power Comes Responsibility, so I'm ready to go. Oh, all

26:44

right. Oh, I didn't know

26:46

you had that. I mean, that... Yeah, me either. That

26:48

gives it a lot. I mean, it's not like... That

26:50

kind of will say... Spider-Man guy. Yeah, I didn't

26:52

get it for Spider-Man though. My dad

26:54

kind of stole it from Spider-Man and said it

26:56

to me a lot. And then...

26:59

So it's very dad. It became something that I

27:01

always would go back to through my life. And

27:03

when I moved from LA, that's when I got

27:06

it because I was out here alone and I

27:08

was like, okay, I got a lot of stuff

27:10

going on with Power Comes Responsibility. Let's get the

27:12

tattoo. Okay, fair enough. Doolapia

27:15

Zendaya Cher Rock at

27:17

the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I

27:19

saw Zendaya. I mean, that is breathtaking.

27:21

She looks amazing. I can't

27:23

even believe she's a real human being. Yeah,

27:26

I mean, Doolapia is obviously super

27:29

attractive and hot, but I mean,

27:31

personally, I think Zendaya is putting everybody in

27:34

a body bag. She looks so good. Yeah,

27:36

she is like super model

27:38

status beauty. Really everything.

27:41

She's like just A-list of the A-list right now. Lifetime

27:44

releasing Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey holiday

27:46

movie. What's funny is

27:49

the guy who played Gronk in the

27:51

Hernandez is playing Travis Kelsey. No,

27:54

he just throw him around for all the

27:56

football players. He's just typecasted as a tight

27:58

end football player. I do think

28:01

Taylor and Travis will watch this. I don't know

28:03

if I will. I'm not a holiday movie guy

28:05

I mean you gotta watch it almost as

28:07

like Taylor and Kelsey they got to watch

28:09

it almost as like just in the pair

28:11

Yeah, right. Yeah, you got me. I am

28:13

a holiday not this time Like I'll watch

28:15

like I watch probably elf four

28:17

times every holiday season Classic

28:20

can't go on Nick Jonas runs

28:22

offstage after a laser is pointed I'm the

28:24

Jonas Brothers constant preg was briefly halt there

28:26

of Nick John Jonas ran offstage because the

28:28

laser is pointed him Constant venue confirmed the

28:30

use of prohibit laser pointer caused the delay

28:33

Some fans are saying Nick overreacted while others

28:36

believe is justified. I would say you're justified

28:38

who fuck knows what's going on now It

28:40

is yeah, you'd see a laser like

28:42

I'm about to get shot. Yeah hundred

28:44

hundred percent I'm running the fuck away

28:46

and it's pointed right at my forehead

28:48

of all places Are you

28:50

kidding me? But what's the alternative be

28:53

like? Yeah, I'm probably alright. Oh, nope,

28:55

so I'm not Yeah, yeah, no doubt

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Sweeney post pictures from new role as boxer

30:15

Chrissy Martin. People were going

30:17

nuts on these because she's such a

30:19

sex symbol and here she's

30:21

not. But that's what actresses do. I

30:23

think this is cool. I think this is really cool for her

30:26

to do. It kind of is going to be able to show

30:28

people that she's more than just someone that people

30:30

think is really good looking. Like she's someone

30:32

that can actually act. She wasn't super good

30:34

looking in that HBO

30:37

show everybody loved. White

30:39

Lotus? Yeah. I

30:42

thought you were talking about Euphoria for some reason. I was

30:44

like I'm pretty sure that's what. No I've never seen Euphoria.

30:47

Can you guys hear the dog? Look how jacked she is

30:49

in this. Look at those triceps. Oh yeah, they're

30:51

fine. Her triceps

30:53

are fine? No I was saying the

30:55

dogs. I didn't know you could hear. We

30:57

got Pete the Beagle now stirring shit up. I thought

30:59

you were like kind of like, man, triceps are fine.

31:02

No, no, no, no. Wicked

31:04

poster stirs up controversy. The poster for

31:06

highly anticipated Wicked film adaptation released and

31:08

fan edit went viral. If the star

31:10

of the film criticized it, Cyndia O'Riviere

31:12

took to her Instagram story to slam

31:14

the edit saying it's the most offensive

31:16

thing I've ever seen. It degrades me.

31:20

To edit my face and hide my

31:22

eyes is to erase me. She also

31:24

slammed commenters who asked, is your pussy

31:26

green? Oh

31:30

my gosh. Most

31:32

fans think Cyndia overreacted, but when co-star Ariana

31:34

Grande was asked her opinion, she said AI

31:37

is conflicting and troublesome. Fans are going to

31:39

make edits regardless. We have so much respect

31:41

for Cyndia. But

31:46

didn't Wicked itself release this? No,

31:48

that was a fan edit. Oh. The

31:51

one that's edited of is the

31:55

actual poster, but they edited the

31:57

poster. But they edited the witch and the girl. Is

32:00

she and she's mad about it? Yeah,

32:03

that seems a little crazy. Yeah,

32:05

wait, which one is why? I don't know

32:07

what she's she's mad about the cartoon one,

32:09

right? Now they I'll show you the actual

32:12

process. I don't really know. So that's the

32:14

real one. That's the real one. Okay.

32:20

Oh, there's a video. She

32:33

made a look like the cartoon. Oh, she's mad about that one. Yeah,

32:36

she just made it look like the cartoon one. I

32:38

don't see what's such a big deal about this, right?

32:40

Me neither. I'm totally lost. Like

32:43

it's just like, oh, let me like make this kind of

32:45

like the OG. I don't think it

32:47

was like this in anybody. At least I'm not taking

32:49

it as a. No, this is crazy. Yeah, I don't

32:51

think the person that made that had any bad intentions.

32:53

No, crazy. Also, was that even AI? That didn't even

32:55

seem like AI. No, that

32:57

seems like someone doing

32:59

like graphic design. Yeah.

33:02

SNL impersonates TikTok on the most

33:04

recent SNL episode. The show did a TikTok

33:06

for you paid sketch I did in Persovations

33:08

of Alice Cooper, Nara Smith, Harry Daniels and

33:10

other TikTokers. I saw the boom guys. I

33:13

laughed at the Alex one. Yeah, it was pretty

33:15

good. I thought that was funny. Does Dave get

33:17

the references? I don't know. Let's see. I saw

33:19

the Alex one. I saw I think the boom

33:22

guys. Guys, TikTok shop 30% off. My cortisol has dropped. Woo.

33:28

Okay, so today I am trying the Hennessy.

33:31

I know that guy. Fruity pebble chicken sandwich

33:33

from Lisa's Soul Food in Atlanta. I'm not

33:38

gonna lie, y'all. That's

33:40

nasty. Today,

33:46

my husband asked for beef tacos and I

33:48

didn't want to let him down. So I

33:50

slaughtered our cow and picked the corn myself.

33:54

Yeah, I saw this. The

34:00

boom guys have grown on me somehow. Costco

34:02

guys say... Thanks,

34:05

the roses, young! Oh,

34:07

that's our girl. Brothers, we might protect the

34:09

bloodline. Resist the temptation of the snow bunny.

34:12

You don't want it. See how

34:14

I'm vibrating off my cellulite? Very demure,

34:16

very mindful. Hey, baby, you want... Oh,

34:18

damn! What is up,

34:20

Daddy gang? It is your founding

34:22

father. Today's topic is when to

34:24

put a finger in. Our guest

34:26

today is Secretary of Homeland Security,

34:28

Alejandro Mayorkas. The

34:32

comment to like ratio is nuts on these videos. I

34:34

know. 34,000 likes, 66,000 comments. This

34:39

past homebound period. Thank

34:41

you. That was sick. Oh, I know this one.

34:44

Yes. Look

34:47

at this crab meat. It's sick. It's

34:49

insane. Looks nice. Yo,

34:51

come on, chat. Chill.

34:54

I'm not gonna like the fireworks in my

34:57

freaking basement, bro. Oh, oh,

34:59

yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for

35:01

being here, Mr. President. Yes, well,

35:03

they tell me your tremendous success

35:05

in terms of use and with

35:07

regard to virgins. So it's

35:09

a great honor. How

35:15

long does this get? It was an evacuation order.

35:17

It's not forever, yeah. Yeah, I

35:19

mean, I knew Alex. I recognized

35:21

the food guy and the boom guys. The

35:24

most I didn't. But I liked the

35:26

Alex part. Alex is just moving

35:29

his shot. I wish I

35:31

was in that so bad. It's such a

35:33

flex to be like spoofed on SNL. Bethany

35:35

Frank. I know. Tommy

35:37

smokes got spoofed when

35:40

he was vape god. Oh,

35:42

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That thing was such

35:44

a good moment, man. I remember seeing that.

35:47

It was just huge. I remember laughing so hard

35:49

at the vape god moment. I remember my

35:52

top tier Tommy moment. Is that a top?

35:54

Is that the top Tommy smokes moment of

35:56

all time? Top Barstool moment, one of them.

35:58

It's so good. I remember when he asked

36:01

me, he's like, hey, Fox

36:03

wants me to go talk about vaping,

36:07

but they don't know that it was a spoof.

36:09

Like they're asking, like because Tom was being

36:11

a vape god spoof in the office. Yeah.

36:13

That's a joke. And then they wanted him

36:15

as like a legit expert. And he's really

36:17

good at that. He's very good at that

36:20

type of stuff, playing the character. So it

36:22

was great. Yeah. He commits

36:24

to the role. Very committed. BFF's

36:26

corner. Pete the Beagle,

36:29

welcome. I saw this.

36:31

Awesome. And he and Miss Peaches

36:33

are like best friends. It's crazy

36:35

how quickly they bonded. Good. Cause

36:37

at the start it looked like Miss Peaches was

36:39

a little bit like, hey, this is my dad.

36:42

This is like, what are you doing here? Pete

36:44

the Beagle. Get off my hand. Yeah. Pete the

36:46

Beagle is not cut out to be the star

36:48

that Peaches is. Like Peaches, if you

36:50

go out in public, anybody says hello,

36:52

she's right up. Grab her face, pet her.

36:54

Pete is skittish. So if someone like people

36:56

see us out and they want to go

36:58

say hello, he tries to bolt. So

37:00

they're very different in that regard, but I'm

37:02

very happy. Keeps it. They keep each other

37:04

company and keeps me Miss Peaches young. I

37:07

mean, this is the cutest photo ever with Pete

37:09

lying on. Yeah. I was like day two. Backside.

37:11

Oh, so cute. So cute.

37:13

So Peaches is in jettres. What's that?

37:16

Is Pete getting better with the people or

37:18

not? No, not yet. Not strangers. No,

37:21

like me. Yes. But strangers.

37:23

No. Come with time with the

37:25

fame. Yeah. All

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to the episode. All

38:38

right, well now we're into, I

38:41

guess the Swifty part of the

38:43

show. So gone viral,

38:45

I went to the errors tour and

38:48

I mentioned here, I'm like, origin

38:50

is like, well, they did reach out or we

38:52

reached out to try to get like tickets,

38:55

really VIP, got

38:57

hooked up, went

38:59

night to Miami, awesome. I

39:02

mean, it was the same

39:04

exact experience they gave me really Brie when

39:07

I went to Zach, like park

39:09

in the back with the trucks, like whisk

39:12

you in, put you in VIP, you

39:14

get drinks, they have everything, like bath,

39:16

it was awesome. The VIP was myself,

39:21

Billy Joel, George Stephanopoulos, who's

39:23

like, I don't know if you guys know

39:25

him, he's like a political guy. I

39:28

saw, and then, what? Dixie.

39:35

Dixie, I saw Dixie came and

39:37

spent, yeah, she was there, I don't know why she was

39:39

the beginning of the show with Kate, I

39:41

didn't know Kate's our publicist, the

39:44

worldwide publicist, what's her last name? Bailey.

39:47

Kate Bailey, yeah, yeah, still getting on

39:49

me for wearing skinny jeans like four

39:51

years ago. So VIP area, oh, and

39:53

Sarah Michelle Geller, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

39:56

So that was the VIP section, so

39:58

many like Swifties there. I got at one

40:01

point I had to change the the friendship

40:03

bracelets because they're cutting my circulation off. Tons

40:05

of like peaches. What's

40:07

that? It looks like wrist weights you

40:10

have on. Yeah, I had a million. I gave

40:12

a bunch away, wore the jacket, but the highlight

40:14

clearly had to be the letter.

40:17

What? Had to be the letter. It

40:20

was. Obviously. So Austin

40:24

Swift, her brother comes up and he's like, hey,

40:27

nice to meet you. Glad we came.

40:29

Taylor wanted me to give you this.

40:31

So it's a letter. I'm

40:34

kind of freaking out. Like it's crazy. I had, it's

40:36

like the little Dave with the

40:38

star. And how cool is

40:40

this part? Her 13, she

40:42

has like the old school stamp

40:44

on it. It's official. I mean, that's some

40:46

big baller shit right there. You know what

40:49

I mean? You're doing letters here doing candle

40:51

wax, like seals. Oh, come on. So she

40:53

wrote me and I read it. It's a

40:55

super nice letter, Dave. I'm so happy

40:57

to have you at the show tonight. I want to say

40:59

thank you for always being so supportive, so loyal for

41:01

having my back when a lot of people didn't. I

41:04

hope you have a blast and I

41:07

love Taylor a little heart. She got

41:09

the songwriter, feline enthusiast stationary. So

41:12

that was super sweet. Didn't have to do it. Concert

41:16

continues. Austin comes

41:19

back out and he's like,

41:21

hey, is it okay? Like my mom really

41:23

wants to meet you. She asked me, I

41:25

was like, holy fuck. That's like

41:27

the Gretzky. It's like, yeah, of course. Went over, gives

41:29

me a big hug. And like

41:32

it was a long hug. And she's essentially

41:34

like, thank you for the support. I feel

41:36

like you kind of get some

41:38

of the stuff she's dealt with because I think

41:41

implying like I've said

41:43

that people have made shit up about me and

41:45

it's like not true. So she's like, we've seen

41:47

it. We appreciate it. Like we're so happy you

41:49

came. Talk to her for a little bit. So

41:53

that was also a great moment. Went

41:55

back to seeing the show. Hugged her

41:57

again, walking out. Someone actually got the second

41:59

hug. on video like somebody

42:01

paparazzi it like we basically gave her

42:04

another hug leaving I also just saw

42:06

another video so this is the second

42:08

hug and

42:14

I'm not a hugger but we had such a big

42:16

first hug you had

42:18

to give out to double down you

42:20

got a second hug I did see

42:22

somebody be like we're not real Swifties

42:24

because we left early we

42:27

someone said you were a performance Swiftie

42:29

that's something different but somebody paparazzi us

42:31

and we'll get to that somebody paparazzi

42:34

us at the show is

42:36

this it so

42:42

somebody came up to us in

42:44

Taylor's camp and I don't know

42:47

if this is true at Zach shows

42:49

too but she's like if

42:51

you don't leave now you're

42:53

gonna be stuck here for like ever

42:55

like they shut down that entire area

42:57

where we were so they're like you

42:59

should leave now you could stay

43:01

but you're gonna be here for hours so it's

43:03

like all right he basically told us that's when

43:05

we should walk out if we want to leave

43:08

so that's why we did it it was after

43:10

the surprise songs so that's not us leaving early

43:12

that was literally someone come out was like now's

43:14

the time to go in this section because they

43:16

lock it down because I guess they let Taylor

43:18

and everybody in that section leave and you're just

43:20

stuck there so that's why we did that and

43:23

then of course not of course the

43:25

final so Kelly

43:27

Keig's texted

43:30

me being like the Swifties are coming

43:32

for you like right before the show

43:34

and it was this girl who basically

43:36

said I was not a real Swiftie

43:38

this is prior to the concert and

43:40

I'm performative and this and that

43:43

so I had to show the

43:45

letter she has since gone private and said I

43:47

took the L I appreciate the grace Dave Portnoy

43:49

because I took the Taylor route I'm like I

43:51

preach love the Smitty route who

43:54

but it was I could

43:56

tell you were you were hoping you you wanted to

43:58

go out her a little bit I

44:00

thought I proved my point. I thought I proved

44:02

my point being like, oh, I'm not

44:05

real, so if the hand, hand, right?

44:07

No, I think the note is better

44:09

than meeting her for a picture. It

44:11

feels personal way more personal. A lot of people get

44:14

pictures with how many people are getting letters from her. A

44:16

letter. There's also some guy Ross,

44:18

which I had. I didn't know who he was at

44:20

the time, but I guess he's like Travis. Kelsey's

44:22

one of his best friends. People are freaking out

44:25

that he was there, but overall, it was spectacular

44:27

night. It's crazy how long

44:29

she performs. I mean, it's just crazy,

44:32

like three and a half, four hour

44:34

performance. So overall, a great, great

44:37

time. I have nothing bad

44:39

to say. It was insane. It

44:43

was insane having her brother and her mother like

44:45

truly be like, thank you. We're

44:47

very not that like appreciation,

44:49

but being like, yeah, thank you for

44:51

the support. So that was very, very cool. Yeah.

44:55

How many times have you read the letter since you've gone

44:57

in? What is the furthest away it's

44:59

been from your body? Do you

45:01

think like a foot like it's been

45:03

away? So all right. The jacket. Yeah.

45:07

I got the jacket back and it's way cooler than

45:09

I even imagined because people. I

45:11

didn't realize this are putting in little notes like

45:13

of their experience from each night and

45:15

you go through the bracelets. It's

45:18

like Hamburg night, one London night, two

45:20

like Toka. It's everywhere

45:22

with pictures. It is kind of

45:24

giving me a little bit of the chills, seeing

45:27

it, the jacket, yeah, everywhere. So what I did

45:29

is I took a picture of the note and

45:32

wrote like a little thing. And I actually gave

45:34

the KFC's younger daughter. So it's

45:37

been close. I

45:40

may frame the note. It's a super cool, super nice

45:42

thing. Like it's a thoughtful fucking thing

45:44

to do by her. So you

45:47

have to frame it. Yeah, it's crazy. You

45:50

got to frame it. Let's say it's a cool. It's a really

45:52

cool note. What do you think? I

45:55

want to think, you know, you talking

45:57

about it on BFF has contributed to

45:59

that. I'm seeing this. All

46:02

of it. It's the only place

46:04

you talk about it. I think there's a bunch of

46:06

factors. I think she's pretty aware of things. BFF

46:11

for sure. Nice. That's

46:13

how I just wanted a little cred. I just want a little cred.

46:15

I also had that mutual for a

46:18

bit, right? I had a mutual for a

46:20

bit. Yeah, for sure. I think it's all,

46:22

I think people forget how long, like I've

46:24

been doing it pre BFF, like not taking

46:26

away from BFF. No, no, no, no, for

46:28

sure. I've been adamant

46:31

on her side. And I even told her mother,

46:33

it's like, you know, it wasn't even the music

46:35

to begin with. It was like Kanye stealing the

46:37

mic is really when I was like, what

46:39

the fuck was that about? And since then I've been

46:42

like pretty hardcore. So I think it's all

46:44

of it. And it's been endless. And I've

46:46

met Travis before. Like if I saw Travis,

46:49

I'd be prior even to Taylor, I'd

46:52

be like, what's up Travis? And I went for, I used to

46:54

trash him because as a grump guy, but so

46:58

I think it's just a lot. Yeah. No,

47:00

that makes sense. I mean, I remember you talking

47:02

about like the scooter brawn scooter. That was like,

47:04

wait, that was before the podcast. I'd seen that

47:06

clip before the pod. And you didn't remember when

47:08

Kanye was going at her. That

47:10

was before people just accepted that he was a

47:12

nutcase. That was when she was

47:15

really getting the hate for some reason. Yeah. They

47:17

had it. Yeah. Yeah. It

47:21

wasn't true. And he really hadn't

47:23

revealed his true colors yet. So

47:25

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It

47:28

was a, it was an unbelievable night. I couldn't

47:30

believe she did that. That was like, it's

47:34

monumental. It's monumental. I mean, she's arguing the biggest

47:36

star on the planet. She is

47:38

the biggest star. Yeah. I don't know

47:40

if there's much arguing to that actually. I'm pretty sure

47:42

that's just the statement and it is what it is.

47:45

So bigger than her. Nobody. Hey,

47:48

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48:20

Anything else just wouldn't be proper. Moms

48:23

love the pod after Jean-Fakier shut out to the moms

48:25

who listen to BFFs. They came out and drove us

48:27

to proof. They listen? That was,

48:31

I guess they do like. I

48:33

had a feeling, you know? There was something inside of me that

48:35

I was like, I gotta just, I gotta give

48:38

a shout out to the moms today. And

48:40

I'm glad I did because did they ever turn

48:42

out? We had thousands of comments. Thousands

48:45

of comments. Hell yeah. Like I'm a

48:47

mom, I'm a mom, I'm a mom. Love to moms,

48:49

love to moms. One last

48:51

story from the Taylor

48:53

concert. I threw a joke that

48:55

didn't really land to Billy Joel. Oh,

48:57

what'd you say? I wouldn't

49:00

mind if you played a quick scenes from

49:02

an Italian restaurant tonight. He didn't give

49:04

me the response. I thought that was like my

49:06

entry. Like, hey Billy, I'm a big fan, which

49:08

I am a gigantic Billy Joel fan. But it

49:10

didn't really. You've talked about him on the pod

49:12

too. I love him with Joel. Did he just

49:14

not respond? He was just like, huh. Oh,

49:18

that hurts, that hurts. The sympathy laugh is maybe

49:20

the worst. I didn't say anything to the rest

49:22

of my night. Let him be. Yeah,

49:24

yeah. What do you do

49:26

after that? If you walk away from that one. You say something

49:29

else and it also isn't like the

49:31

biggest hit ever. It's

49:33

like you've now solidified yourself as that weird guy that

49:35

tried to talk to him at the Taylor Swift. I

49:38

just walked back first thing I said, go that didn't land at

49:40

all. The

49:43

high noon bride who's left the alter response

49:46

doesn't like the capeslander. Dave, my man, my

49:48

day was hard enough. I don't need any

49:50

capeslander. But thank you for the

49:52

hard new high noon save my day. Dave,

49:56

someone else. The last thing you should do is criticize

49:58

your cape after being left at the alter. but definitely

50:00

give her a high noon for life. P.S. the cape

50:02

is iconic, it's okay, just say you don't have fashion

50:04

sense, just kidding, love you, that's fine. I think it's

50:06

a good thing. I think it's a good thing. You

50:08

don't wear the cape, it doesn't

50:10

even count. Yeah, it doesn't count,

50:13

you didn't get married. Yeah,

50:15

I like this comment. I actually clicked

50:17

the like button on her comment. I

50:19

like it too. How to show her some love, how to show her

50:21

some love. And she's taking it in the right way, you know what

50:23

I mean? She's still joking back with us, it's all fun. I

50:26

mean, I don't understand.

50:28

Someone's gotta wipe this girl up. She seems like she's got

50:31

a good sense of humor, seems like she's got the banter.

50:33

Someone bring that girl to the altar. She'll find her true

50:35

love. Yeah. Maybe next

50:37

time she'll just like fly away from the altar, you know what

50:39

I mean? I mean, maybe I don't

50:41

know. No one's ever accused me of being the

50:44

best fashion guy. Like I said, Pete Bailey quite

50:46

literally has just smashed me

50:48

for wearing skinny jeans like for years. That's

50:50

all she does. Like, I didn't even wear

50:52

them the other day, she like improved on

50:54

the jeans. Last

50:57

one, is there a plan Brie update? Brie?

51:00

Plan Brie update. Right

51:02

now we're on a mental health hiatus. Seems to

51:04

be everything I say on that podcast is wrong. So

51:06

we were like, let's just stop it for a little

51:08

bit. We have our tour documentary

51:11

coming out October 27th though. So,

51:14

can't be updated. So do we want to

51:16

do the read the comments? A few of them? Yeah,

51:19

we can do that. By the way, I was going

51:21

to try to wait to unveil the letter on BFFs

51:23

and I just couldn't. Too many people were like, we

51:26

got to know how it went. I mean,

51:28

I appreciate you thinking of us, but

51:31

I didn't expect that from you. Also it was in

51:33

the KFC's daughter video before you even put that out.

51:35

So I was like, at some point you're going to

51:38

have to talk about it anyway. So many people and

51:40

that, I mean, did

51:42

KFC go to this too? No, no,

51:45

it was his ex with their family

51:47

and kids. I actually saw

51:49

it. I was out, what day was the

51:51

concert? Saturday? Yes. I

51:53

saw Gaz out that night and he told me about the

51:55

letter and I was going to pretend I didn't know on

51:58

BFFs because I wanted it to be a big. Yeah,

52:00

you already put it everywhere. I

52:02

was going to wait and then it was just people are

52:04

just like, how was it? How was it? How

52:07

was it? I knew I had this other video of

52:09

me being called a fake Swifty out there. So it's

52:11

like, all right, I have to do it. By the

52:13

way, flavor, flavor, people trying to do, he was there,

52:15

I think the other night. The

52:17

king of the Swippies, I don't fucking care. That was like,

52:19

that was, I was just

52:22

trying to reply to a video. So that, that

52:24

me versus flavor, flavor is totally blown out of

52:26

proportion. Kanye

52:30

and Dave are definitely the same height. If not,

52:32

Kanye is taller. Be so for real, Dave. I

52:35

would bet my life this is untrue. Was

52:38

this an argument? I don't know. You called.

52:41

I think Dave just made a comment about calling him. Yeah. Five

52:43

foot. How tall does it say he

52:46

is? Kanye height. I

52:49

mean, he's, there's no way he's five

52:51

eight. Get the fuck out of here.

52:54

Emily. Oh, I would bet he's deaf.

52:56

Yeah. Five eight. Hey,

52:59

little man. Nice. Nice. How's

53:02

the weather down there kind of thing? That's

53:05

why Josh is taller than Dave because

53:07

he drinks his milk. I mean, maybe.

53:09

Yeah, probably. I got a good boy.

53:11

I got strong ass white bones, man.

53:13

Growing, growing boy. Maybe.

53:16

I would suspect K and K do not

53:19

know Dave is. Is that Kim and Cart?

53:22

I know that to be a 1000%. I

53:26

don't know about Kanye. I know Kim

53:28

1000% knows who I am. I

53:31

have people who are very close to her. Like

53:34

food God. Yeah. He'd

53:36

be one for sure. And he's like said, like, Hey,

53:38

you got to chill on that. Yeah. Yeah.

53:42

So I mean, it's quite on my girl. Yeah.

53:45

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

53:48

Mom here, here who has watched every episode because my

53:50

lover hall past Dave, but Bree and Josh have grown

53:52

on me too. So BFF mom squad

53:54

here. Okay. Let's go. It

53:57

comes. My

53:59

lover hall pass. Dave. I'll take that. I

54:01

guess I probably I wonder it's like they

54:03

can't be Josh is too weird maybe so

54:05

it's like they're like too young. Yeah. Everyone's

54:08

always mad at Bree but Bree just know I love

54:10

you and you too lit. Oh, I'm too lit. Thank

54:13

you Kimberly Duffy. You too. You too. As a 23

54:15

year old girl

54:18

who works in sports basketball and hockey preach

54:20

Dave. We know we have to work holidays

54:22

extremely long days and late nights. Dave with

54:24

wisdom. Thank you. Anybody with a brain knows

54:26

that. I saw the clip. I mean the

54:28

dumb air smart air clip. It got some

54:30

good traction on TikTok and everyone in the

54:32

comments was agreeing. They were like yeah you

54:34

get a job. You know what when you're

54:36

going to work. Yeah, it's crazy. Love

54:39

when Dave gets fired up not the dumb air.

54:42

Also Bree just live your life girl. People hate

54:44

to see you up and thanks Josh for the

54:47

mom joke. Give us more. This person was just

54:49

handing out cookies. Handing out cookies. Has this been

54:51

the sweetest comment section we've ever read? Oh, I'm

54:53

sure it's going to take a turn. It's making

54:55

me feel. It makes it makes me feel like

54:58

something's coming. I'd

55:00

give my life to work at Barstool. I seriously can't

55:02

believe people try to put Dave under fire for tons of

55:05

work to show up to work. Thank you. Well,

55:07

this is getting mysterious

55:09

now. Seriously nice. Dave

55:13

is a Chris Elliott. Now it's mean. Okay.

55:15

Do you guys know Chris Elliott

55:18

is? No. No. But you said

55:20

it's mean so he's not he's not hot. No. Do

55:22

you believe it to be true Dave? No, I don't. Oh

55:26

yeah, exactly. That looks like if you

55:28

and gas had a baby maybe. Yeah,

55:30

it looks more like gas. It does

55:32

kind of look like gas. Gas

55:35

and Dave like love child. No, keep me out

55:37

of it. Is

55:39

that it? Is that all the comments? Sorry. I don't know where

55:42

it's all good. We could

55:44

end it on a horrible note for day. I

55:47

know right. Get is we can't get I like

55:49

Chris Elliott too. He's very funny. We want a

55:51

Bree backflip during the app. Oh, I never said

55:53

yeah, you were you were bragging. You were I

55:55

was bragging. I bragadocious. If you send a video,

55:58

we'll put it in the pod. Okay,

56:00

all right. I got you guys. I

56:03

kind of want a live react though. I may well

56:05

say thanks. Dave is a younger male version of Judge

56:07

Judy. Thank you. I

56:09

like this. Yeah, I like Judge Judy. She's

56:13

awesome. Josh,

56:15

be my date to the Met Gala. I have a crush on you. Hotel

56:19

California, you got tickets to the Met. Yeah,

56:21

right. I

56:24

need Dave to not listen to the asshole Swiffy's. The

56:26

real ones know Taylor won't accept the hate towards Dave.

56:28

Thank you. I

56:30

will say I wasn't maybe as distraught

56:33

as I let on about that girl's comments.

56:35

I was more like trying

56:38

to drop a mic a little bit. I really think you

56:40

would get more attention from her if not for his co-hosts

56:42

loud dislike for her. Oh,

56:46

for me? Yeah, I don't I

56:48

don't think you have a lot of dislike. I don't

56:50

really loudly hate her. Josh, definitely. I was gonna say

56:52

it's definitely not about me. But I

56:54

don't say I hate her. I just said I don't

56:56

really I'm not a Swiffy. And to be honest, it's

56:58

I've heard that Barstool. Pardon my take has done like

57:01

dumb jokes. But then you have

57:03

like Taylor watch like

57:06

Kelly and and Gia would quite literally die

57:08

for her. So that thing about Barstool is

57:10

we have people across the

57:12

spectrum and they can like say

57:15

whatever you want, like whoever you want, do whatever

57:17

you want. Yeah, Barstool is in a biased place.

57:21

Josh, try not saying like every five seconds. All right, dang.

57:25

Hey, I'm bad. I'm bad. Dave has

57:27

got the best superior art complex. It's

57:29

so funny. Thanks.

57:37

Bree and Dave are both wastes of airtime. Oh,

57:40

yeah. I know. You

57:44

just want Josh to talk the whole time? Yeah. I

57:46

mean, that would be a lonely podcast. Dad

57:48

here with two young boys. Also appreciated

57:50

the joke, Josh. Shout out from Newfoundland.

57:53

Okay. Home the hometown. I

57:55

mean, not mine, my mother's, but that was

57:57

a must-go crazy. Yeah. And

57:59

the dad liked it. I guess that's on here

58:01

around. I got it. I'll think of

58:03

a dad joke for next week. Give me, give me a

58:05

beat. I'll get the dads for next. Shout

58:08

out Newfoundland. So that's it. That's

58:10

the episode. We'll

58:12

see you guys next week. Bye guys. Peace.