0:04

Felix the cat, the wonderful,

0:06

wonderful cat. Whenever he gets

0:09

in a fix, he reaches

0:11

into his bag of tricks.

0:14

Felix the cat, the wonderful,

0:16

wonderful cat, you'll laugh so

0:18

hard your sides will link

0:21

your heart with a pitter

0:23

pad. Watch and Felix the

0:26

wonderful cat. Felix the cat!

0:28

The wonderful, wonderful cat! You

0:30

never know what he'll do next! So

0:33

don't even try to take a

0:35

guess! Felix the cat! The wonderful,

0:37

wonderful cat! He's so much fun

0:39

for everyone! No one can question

0:42

that! Cause it's Felix! The wonderful

0:44

cat! Oh

0:52

Monsieur La Kiki is

0:54

a very fine cat

0:56

with a small little

0:59

head and a little

1:01

party hat and he

1:03

sits very quietly upon

1:05

a TV set. Monsieur La

1:08

Kiki La Cat. Oh he

1:10

ate a rob and he

1:12

ate a ram and he

1:15

ate a tufted mouse and

1:17

then a wren again. He

1:22

is full of feathers

1:24

like he was then

1:27

no monsieur La Kiki

1:29

La cat Long before

1:32

there was cable TV

1:34

the reception of the

1:37

area was bad on

1:39

channel 3 unless the

1:42

kitty coincidentally Sat upon

1:44

the television oh the

1:47

cat did die and

1:49

oh how we did

1:51

grieve But thanks to

1:53

taxidermy, he is gone,

1:56

but didn't believe. With

1:58

a tin foil. flag on

2:01

his tail eternally.

2:03

The reception is

2:05

exceptional upon Channel

2:07

3. For Monsieur

2:09

Lek, Kiki is

2:12

a very fine

2:14

cat with a

2:16

small little hand

2:18

and a little

2:20

party hat, and

2:22

he sits very

2:24

quietly upon the

2:26

TV set. Oh,

2:28

Monsieur La... I've

2:31

got a no-tonged

2:33

cat when he

2:35

slips out. I've

2:37

got a no-tongued.

2:39

I've got a

2:42

no-tongued cat when

2:44

he slips out.

2:47

All the pusty

2:50

cats and the

2:52

pusty cats in

2:55

the pusty cat.

3:00

Here comes rain till town.

3:02

He's stepping around the town.

3:04

And if you got your

3:06

heat turned on, you gotta

3:09

turn your dampo down. Lord,

3:40

he's quick on the trigger.

3:42

He's a natural-born prax shot.

3:44

He finds a new target

3:46

every night. He show does

3:49

practice a lot. The other

3:51

lead is... He

4:07

makes them rise to

4:09

bow, he makes them

4:11

roll their eyes They

4:13

just can't resist resist the

4:15

tongue No matter how hard

4:17

hard the drive. watch your

4:19

ring -tailed tongue He's boss

4:22

around the town He

4:24

won't have a pussy cat

4:26

tongue casting around The

4:28

other lady, the other

4:30

lady, the other lady Hangtail

4:47

town is a stir.

4:49

He sluts around the

4:51

town. All pussy cars

4:53

and the neighborhood -tailed

4:56

on always down.

4:58

around, just can't

5:00

be satisfied can't be

5:02

goes He night

5:04

with a new

5:06

one by his

5:08

side his other The other

5:10

lady, other lady Good

5:27

to give in trouble,

5:30

eh, that can't be

5:32

giving trouble Never

5:35

that good to put you

5:37

in trouble, eh Well

5:39

long, long time I'm talking

5:41

to my neighbor about that Always

5:43

a pandong parade in holding

5:46

this pussy cat Bad and

5:48

out of place always want to taste stealing

5:50

from my pot Always running

5:52

way, always on the street every chance

5:54

it got I'll tell you to

5:56

train your cat, train your cat, train

5:58

your cat You're happy that's boss

6:00

From hand to hand and go kill

6:02

your pussycat I'm telling you T -R

6:05

-A -I -N you cat Don't send it

6:07

in there, them fellas in the

6:09

boating boat eating that I'm telling you

6:11

train it You

6:14

better restrain it I'm

6:18

begging you train it You

6:22

better restrain it Now

6:26

you're quick to jump off your pole, you take

6:28

some of your vex with me Show

6:30

me who's in mind, talking about making

6:32

it publicly But my neighbor

6:34

cat is puking on way and bad

6:36

like that Once you put it

6:38

down and she turns you back, you turn

6:40

full attack I'm telling you to train your

6:42

cat Pulling

6:45

up the hose, jumping on

6:47

me and the pussy too fast

6:49

I'm telling you T -R -A -I

6:51

-N you cat Don't think you

6:53

pussy inside a bedroom looking

6:55

dirty like that I'm telling you

6:57

T -A -N You

7:00

better restrain it I'm

7:04

begging you train it You

7:08

better restrain it

7:12

My intention is not to disrespect

7:14

a single lady Pussycat

7:16

lover, I am one I could

7:18

say that publicly But my

7:20

neighbor cat jump up in me like reaching

7:23

for my face Well, I could

7:25

choke it with some water till it's

7:27

still my place So please tell her train

7:29

your cat, train your cat, train your

7:31

cat Keep it fresh and clean, well good

7:33

cause you sure enough you could say Cat

7:35

T -R -A -I -N you cat

7:38

Can't have the thing up and

7:40

down all over tongue running

7:42

Why like that? I'm telling you

7:44

train it You

7:47

better restrain it I'm

7:50

begging you train it You

7:54

better restrain it

8:00

See ya! trouble that pussycat, it's

8:02

a rebel that pussycat Won't

8:04

do something to me That

8:07

pussycat, out the order

8:09

that pussycat No behavior that

8:11

pussycat, always up under

8:13

me I'm telling you, train

8:15

it You

8:18

better restrain it I'm

8:22

begging you, train it You

8:25

better restrain it Train

8:30

it Train

8:32

it You

8:35

better restrain it

8:37

Train it Train

8:39

it Train it

8:41

restrain it This

8:50

thing ok somebody, getting driving

8:52

me crazy This thing ok

8:54

somebody, getting driving me crazy

8:56

This one give me a

8:58

pussycat If you see

9:00

this thing why you big and black When

9:03

I take it off with me

9:05

You better give me a scratchy

9:07

me Bobby for the

9:09

cat, get some money I've

9:11

got a job in your family I

9:14

don't make up me mine already I

9:17

give you cheap back shit and pussy I

9:23

don't want it, I don't want it I

9:26

don't want it, I don't want it I

9:30

don't want it, I

9:32

don't want it I don't

9:34

want it, it I

9:36

don't want it, I don't

9:38

want it I don't

9:40

want it You better restrain

9:43

it Train it You

9:45

better restrain it Train it

9:47

restrain it it Train

9:49

it better

9:55

it We're gonna take it right there We're

9:59

gonna take it Come

10:01

on, take it, catch it

10:04

Anybody can catch it Come on,

10:06

take it, catch it What's

10:08

the matter with you? The

10:12

gingerbread The

10:15

The feel

10:17

in the cat tonight at night

10:20

Boy, has a tummy back,

10:22

he can't actually Boy, he's

10:24

got a big roger, come tell me Boy,

10:26

he's the big cat that you found body Boy,

10:29

me I don't know what to do

10:31

again Boy, he's

10:33

got big roger,

10:35

come tell me Boy,

10:38

he's got me Boy,

10:43

roger, Boy, got

10:46

a big roger, come tell me

10:48

Boy, roger, come tell

10:50

me Boy, roger,

10:52

come tell me Boy,

10:55

roger, me Boy, got big me Boy, got

10:57

a Boy, got roger, big roger, Boy, Boy,

10:59

big me He always talks to

11:01

you He is a zombie, buddy He

11:03

always hungry Why

11:05

do you say he always talks to

11:07

you He is a zombie, buddy But

11:09

hey! Come on take it,

11:12

Kenny Come

11:14

on take it, today Come

11:17

on take it, Michelle Come

11:19

on take your gas Come

11:22

on take your gas Come

11:25

on take your gas Why

11:33

are nobody seen as your brother? But

11:38

me, all the people, they can't

11:41

But I know I don't have what I request But

11:44

never bring it home with And

11:47

it gives me plenty

11:49

misery Boy, boy, boy,

11:51

boy, boy, boy I don't want it,

11:53

I don't want it Come on take

11:55

your gas I don't want it, I

11:57

don't want it Come on take it

11:59

down Never

12:30

be against mine I'mma check

12:32

it No more

12:34

shaking I'mma check it Mommy,

12:36

you're not ready to want to hear more than

12:40

I'mma check it That

12:43

power doesn't get to me best friend

12:45

Never be the same again Me

12:49

Oh man Can

12:52

you give me trouble? You

12:54

won't be always hungry Always

12:57

thirsty You're

13:00

always hungry Why

13:02

do you always thirsty? I'mma

13:07

check it Through

13:20

the alleyways I dream

13:22

that daddy wonders Every

13:25

night you can

13:27

see him on the

13:29

prowl He and

13:32

his pals, they all

13:34

pals, they all your ears

13:36

when they a sing song.

13:38

Block your ears when they how.

13:41

cat, oh oh oh

13:43

oh, oh, cat,

13:45

oh oh

13:47

oh oh, calypso cat,

13:49

oh, oh, In

13:52

the oh, oh, out looking

13:54

for his lady And

13:57

he told

13:59

me me just

14:01

for a

14:04

fight He wears

14:06

the scars of many

14:08

gallant battles, so stay

14:10

out of his way

14:13

tonight. Calipso cat! Oh!

14:15

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

14:17

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

14:19

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

14:22

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

14:24

He's never going to

14:26

take his food from

14:28

people. He won't be

14:31

just a catcher mouse

14:33

cat. Don't pat him,

14:35

hey, and he don't

14:37

scratch back. Near the

14:39

back door of the

14:42

fish cafe. There is

14:44

a rubbish bin he

14:46

loves so well. Sweeter

14:48

than any other in

14:51

the world. He loves

14:53

that fish she smells.

14:56

Calypso cat! Oh!

14:58

Oh! Oh! Oh!

15:00

Calypso cat! Oh!

15:03

Oh! Oh! Oh!

15:05

Oh! Oh! Oh!

15:07

Oh! to be

15:09

a house cat.

15:12

He's never going

15:14

to take his

15:16

food from people.

15:18

He won't be

15:21

just to catch

15:23

a mouse cat.

15:25

Don't back him.

15:28

Hey, don't scratch

15:30

back. Through the

15:32

alleyways a dream,

15:34

Daddy wonders. Every

15:37

night you can

15:39

see him on

15:41

the prow. He

15:43

and his pals,

15:46

they will gather

15:48

for a sing

15:50

song. Block your

15:52

ears when they're

15:55

house. a

15:57

little bit more Oh,

16:01

callips of cat! Oh,

16:03

oh, oh! Oh, oh!

16:05

Oh, oh! Oh, oh!

16:30

Meow meow meow meow

16:32

meow meow meow meow

16:34

meow meow meow meow

16:36

meow meow meow meow

16:38

meow meow meow meow

16:40

meow meow meow meow

16:42

meow meow meow meow

16:44

meow meow meow meow

16:46

meow meow meow meow

16:48

meow meow meow meow

16:50

meow meow meow meow

16:53

meow meow meow meow meow

16:56

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

16:58

meow meow meow meow meow Meow!

17:31

Meow! Meow! Meow!

17:37

Meow! Meow! It

18:02

goes by many names. There

18:04

are approximately 250 species of

18:07

catnip and this figure doesn't

18:09

include hybrids. But all of

18:11

these substances have one thing

18:14

in common. The active ingredient,

18:16

nepetolactone cycloalkane, an essential oil

18:18

found in the leaves and

18:21

stem of the plant that

18:23

causes wildly unpredictable behavior in

18:25

its users, characterized by hallucinations,

18:28

illusions, and distortions of both

18:30

perception and thinking. That's... catnip.

18:32

Over the centuries thousands of

18:35

things have been written about

18:37

catnip. In fact there is

18:39

even a story of an

18:42

executioner who would have to

18:44

chew on the root of

18:46

catnip so that he could

18:49

bring himself to kill. But

18:51

despite the years of combined

18:53

scientific research, we still do

18:56

not truly know exactly what

18:58

it is that catnip does.

19:00

Not only are the chromosome

19:03

questions unanswered, but we are

19:05

still not able to predict

19:07

in advance whether a catnip

19:10

user at any particular moment

19:12

in their life is going

19:14

to have a good trip

19:17

or a bad one. This

19:24

is why catnip looks like, but

19:26

what can't be seen is where

19:29

the drug has its real effect

19:31

in the mind. Those two inches

19:34

of inner space between the front

19:36

of the snoots and the back

19:38

of the cranium. The results are

19:41

material. Much in the same way

19:43

that the psychoactive chemicals contained within

19:45

catnip can be erratic and inconsistent.

19:48

Cats who react to nepetylactylactone differ

19:50

in their individual responses. But this

19:53

much is not. Once ingested, catnip

19:55

goes off like an atomic bomb

19:57

within those 300 million neurons sitting

20:00

inside a cat cerebral cortex. And

20:02

just like atomic energy, the results

20:05

vary wildly, from situation to situation.

20:07

When inhaled or snorted, catnip will

20:09

stimulate a cat. And once stimulated,

20:12

users exhibit a range of behaviors

20:14

that may include sniffing, licking and

20:17

chewing the plant, as well as

20:19

head, chin, cheek, and body rubbing.

20:21

This psychosexual reaction lasts for 5

20:24

to 15 minutes and cannot be

20:26

evoked again for an hour, at

20:28

which point the cat may require

20:31

a higher dose in order to

20:33

achieve the same degree of intoxication.

20:36

Some users drill and roll about

20:38

on the floor, others become exceedingly

20:40

hyperactive, and many will become aggressive,

20:43

picking fights with other cats after

20:45

their senses have been altered by

20:48

the drug. When eaten, the herb

20:50

becomes a powerful sedative, tranquilizing the

20:52

user to the point of near

20:55

Catatonia and making it more difficult

20:57

for them to effectively react to

20:59

situations within their environment. Otherwise, normal

21:02

felines may react to catnip doses

21:04

by seeing strange patterns of wildly

21:07

moving lights. Time may appear to

21:09

stand completely still. and colors, shapes,

21:11

smells, tastes, textures, the whole range

21:14

of things that can be seen,

21:16

heard, touched, and tasted, take on

21:19

other distortions that can appear completely

21:21

and utterly real. After several years

21:23

of research, we have determined that

21:26

there are many similarities between the

21:28

catnip experience and schizophrenia. However, our

21:30

current opinion about catnip is that

21:33

it works as more of an

21:35

amplifier, a catalyst. that amplifies the

21:38

psyche and mental state of the

21:40

user. And what of the user's

21:42

mental state? Due to the almost

21:45

infinite variables, it is absolutely unpredictable

21:47

as to who will have a

21:50

bad experience or when they will

21:52

have it. But everyone who takes

21:54

catnet, even its most vocal supporters,

21:57

admit that there is always the

21:59

risk of a bad trip, a

22:01

bummer, or even a flip-out. It

22:04

can be a real kid. or

22:06

it can be a kick in

22:09

the head. The user may see

22:11

distorted beauty or may tumble into

22:13

a private hell. The most dangerous

22:16

act can seem attractive and easy

22:18

to accomplish. In a bad trip,

22:21

instant insanity, a never never land

22:23

of seemingly no return. For every

22:25

good trip, there are risks as

22:28

well. Nepotylactone flashbacks and hallucinations can

22:30

occur after the original dose, and

22:32

the user may not even know

22:35

what is happening. The drug is

22:37

easy to procure, and catnip dealers

22:40

can be found peddling their wares

22:42

in almost any major city, selling

22:44

the substance and equal doses to

22:47

both the experienced user and the

22:49

novice. And since there is no

22:52

regulation on catnip, it's impossible to

22:54

predict the dosage. Or to know

22:56

if the drug has been cut

22:59

with sawdust, hay, or other mystery

23:01

fillers, used by unscrupulous dealers to

23:04

beef up its bulk in color.

23:06

The nip may be dirty or

23:08

contaminated, and by the time the

23:11

user finds out, it's too late

23:13

to turn back. Consider

23:18

this cat. Chances are that she

23:20

will get well again, well enough

23:22

to leave the tub. But whether

23:24

she will ever truly be the

23:26

same again, have the same personality,

23:28

the same ambitions, the same drive

23:30

to hunt, to love, to get

23:32

along with others, that we won't

23:34

know for a long time. In

23:36

the end it may be that

23:38

with catnip, too much is unknown.

23:40

The answers aren't all in yet,

23:42

and research continues, but is the

23:44

risk worth it. That's

23:47

a question

23:49

every cat

23:52

will have

23:54

to answer

23:56

for themselves

24:20

I'm Yeah,

28:01

that's it. Dr.

30:20

Nax Tomcat stayed out late last

30:22

night. He wasn't treating his pushy

30:24

cat right, but when the time

30:26

got home, the fur began to

30:28

fly, says, cool down, mom, let

30:31

me tell you why. When the

30:33

fourth last night, when the fourth

30:35

last night, when the fourth last

30:37

night, when the fourth last night,

30:39

when the fourth night died, to

30:41

the break-a-day line. Pussy

30:58

cat throw back her paw.

31:00

She popped old Tom right

31:02

on the jaw. Says old

31:04

Tom, you've been running around,

31:06

you've been throwing the twists

31:08

with every cat in town.

31:10

And the fort last night,

31:12

well the fort last night,

31:14

with the fort last night,

31:16

with the fort last night

31:18

through the break of daylight.

31:45

Pussy cat put old Tom in

31:47

jail. No one that took go

31:49

his bail to put another Pussy

31:52

cat in the bare same cell.

31:54

Old Tom said, Mama, we're doing

31:56

swell. And the fort last

31:58

night. What

32:01

kind of

32:03

cat hangs

32:05

out in

32:07

your house?

32:10

House cat.

32:12

What kind

32:14

of cat

32:17

hangs out? What

32:20

kind of

32:22

cat hangs

32:24

out in

32:26

your house?

32:28

What kind of cat is

32:31

a chocolate candy bar? Kitty

32:33

cat! Yeah. What kind of

32:35

cat are you? What kind of

32:37

cat are you? Tell me, tell

32:40

me true. What kind of cat

32:42

are you? I'll give you those

32:44

clues. What kind of cat are

32:47

you? Gets harder. Put on

32:49

your thinking cat. What kind

32:51

of cat has the first

32:54

name of Tom? What kind

32:56

of cat is really, scared?

32:58

What kind of cat hangs

33:00

out at the coffee shop?

33:02

What kind of cat? What

33:05

kind of cat is actually

33:07

a fish? What kind of cat

33:09

steals things at night?

33:11

Catper in there. What kind

33:13

of cat hangs out with

33:15

Batman? Robin. No, Robin is

33:18

a bird. Catwoman. What

33:20

kind of cat has a

33:22

thousand legs? Catapur! What kind

33:24

of cat is a big

33:27

expensive car? What kind of

33:29

cat is a great big

33:31

disaster? What kind of cat

33:34

are you? What kind of

33:36

cat are you? I'll give

33:39

you those clues. What kind

33:41

of cat are you? Two-finger

33:43

clap. Put on your thinking

33:46

cap. What kind of cat

33:48

is a great big disaster?

33:50

What kind of cat is an

33:52

even bigger disaster? Cataclysm! What kind

33:55

of cat rhymes with that? And

33:57

it's a long religious recitation.

34:00

Catechism. What kind of

34:02

cat is connected to the

34:04

engineer car? Catalytic converter.

34:07

What kind of cat facilitates

34:09

a chemical reaction? Catlist. What

34:11

kind of cat is a

34:13

group of things that are

34:15

similar? Catty voice. What kind

34:18

of cat comes in the

34:20

mail? From Sears? Cattle. Cattle.

34:22

And what kind of cat

34:24

is a whole bunch of

34:26

cows? Cattle! Yeah! What kind

34:28

of cat. Tell me, tell

34:30

me true. What kind of

34:32

cat are you? I'll give

34:34

you those clues. What kind

34:36

of cat are you?

34:39

Two-finger clap. Put

34:41

on your thinking cat.

34:43

What kind of cat

34:45

throws stuff over the

34:47

wall of the castle?

34:50

Catacomb! What kind of

34:52

cat floats on two pontoons?

34:54

And what kind of

34:57

cat takes a picture of

34:59

the inside of your body?

35:01

Cat scan. Yeah. What

35:04

kind of cat obscures

35:06

your vision? Catarax. What

35:09

kind of cat's being

35:11

followed by a moon

35:14

shadow? Cat Stevens. What

35:16

kind of cat is

35:18

the capital of Nepal?

35:21

What kind of cat

35:23

carries your golf clubs?

35:26

What kind of cat

35:28

are you? I'll give

35:30

you those clues.

35:33

What kind of

35:36

cat are you?

35:39

That's all my

35:41

clues. The song

35:44

is through. There's

35:49

danger out on the nation's road.

35:51

They're paved with snakes and flattened toads.

35:54

And truckers driving wrecks so big. They

35:56

can flatten the cow. Order a horse.

35:58

Our humanity! And those

36:00

who survive are a lucky

36:03

few, but there's one brave

36:05

cat who made it through,

36:07

and I'm here to tell

36:09

the tale to you. Of

36:11

sale, cat. Seal, cat! Sail,

36:14

cat! Hmm. It was hunting

36:16

for mouse to feed his

36:18

face, when strange radiation from

36:20

outer space turned him into

36:22

a super invincible cat. When

36:25

a truck ran him down

36:27

with a hideous spong. Oh,

36:29

he couldn't be killed, but he

36:31

still could be squished, and he

36:34

lay in the passing lane shaking

36:36

his face. Then some kids helped

36:38

him fly with a flick of

36:40

the rest, and that was the

36:42

birth. Oh, sale cat! Sal cat!

36:45

Sal cat! He rolled after that

36:47

truck like a bus on least,

36:49

and he sliced it into like

36:51

a knife through a peach. One

36:53

truck half took the high road,

36:56

the other alone, and the message

36:58

went out. Don't sing any radio.

37:00

Breaker, Breaker, look out, watch

37:03

your back, be afraid there's

37:05

a frisbee like can who's

37:08

a mighty sharp blade. So

37:10

the feared and revered reputation

37:13

was made of sale. Cadd,

37:15

Cadd, Cail Cadd! He'd been

37:18

known to cut Redwoods and

37:20

stomole flea when a family

37:23

of tape worms was crossing

37:25

the street. And

37:28

when mom's having trouble

37:30

with Thanksgiving plans, he has

37:32

even dropped by to help

37:34

open some cans. And when

37:36

someone's depressor has had a

37:39

bad day, he literally knows

37:41

just the right things to

37:43

say. Don't be depressed, Kyle.

37:45

People are here because you're

37:47

big and fat and ugly.

37:50

Go with it! Let he'll

37:52

ask for a toss and

37:54

pee on his way. He sailed cat.

37:59

that was whispered. his throat was

38:01

dry and his paw was bare,

38:03

meow, his furry cat's meow. Soon

38:05

may the katiman come with birds

38:07

and mice and some tasty gums.

38:09

One day when the critters come,

38:11

we'll eat killer bellies are full.

38:13

Well, jelly got his boys and

38:16

they gathered round, they scattered seeds

38:18

from a sack they found, in

38:20

hopes the seeds they spread on

38:22

the ground, what brings all critters

38:24

a boot. Soon may they came

38:26

and come with birch and mice

38:28

and some tasty numbs. One day

38:31

when the craters come, we'll eat

38:33

till our bellies are full. While

38:35

the king was bored and Morel

38:37

had dipped to one of the

38:39

seeds grew green catnip. They snapped

38:41

and they stacked and they all

38:43

got ripped. They all had them

38:45

yeah that night. Soon may the

38:47

kittyman come with birch and mice

38:49

and some tasty numbs One day

38:51

when the craters come Will eat

38:53

till our bellies are full While

38:55

their heads were hum and the

38:57

mooring was nigh The knit was

38:59

strong and they all got hurt

39:01

Their bellies were shrunk and their

39:03

voles still got O praying us

39:05

some ice today. Soon may the

39:07

kitty men come with birch and

39:09

mice and some tasty numbs One

39:11

day when the craters come Will

39:13

they till our bellies I fall Dear

39:17

kitten, this is a bit of an

39:19

awkward subject, but you realize that the

39:21

humans don't bathe. I mean, they do

39:23

have tongues. I've seen them, they're giant.

39:26

They could clean your whole back and

39:28

one licking, but they don't. I mean,

39:30

this is going to sound weird because

39:32

I'm so much older than you, but

39:34

I have never been licked by a

39:36

human. I mean, I don't need it.

39:38

I know what I'm doing, but I

39:40

worry about them. In any case, part

39:42

of what we have to do is...

39:44

Give them a bath once in a

39:46

while. I usually wait till they're lying

39:48

down. Mainly because when they're standing up their

39:50

heads are very far away. I mean I

39:52

could jump that high, but like with many

39:54

things that I could do, I choose not

39:56

to. And they love it, especially in the

39:58

middle of the night. They owe. Oh,

40:00

you're going right for the

40:02

feet. That's no please after

40:05

you. And the armpits. Oh,

40:07

oh gosh. Well, you got

40:10

there first. So, you know,

40:12

that's your turf now. I'll

40:15

stick to, you know, the

40:17

boring old hands and head.

40:20

Hmm, darn. I think this

40:22

is going to work out

40:25

just fine. Oh, okay, no.

40:27

There's a line, I'm drawing it,

40:29

not between the toes. That is,

40:31

that's disgusting. Okay, this message was

40:33

brought to you by Purina Friskeys

40:36

for a happier, healthier cat and

40:38

a happier and healthier human being

40:40

too. Okay, so good evening. Welcome

40:42

once again to another exciting edition

40:44

of The Bitslop today. It's cat

40:46

day. And it really is cat

40:49

day today. Cat day is set

40:51

forth. as February 8th of every

40:53

year. I don't know what Elon

40:55

Musk has to say about it,

40:57

but I think he'll probably get

40:59

around to it eventually. But anyway,

41:02

so, you know, we do this

41:04

every year. So we try to anyway.

41:06

So we started up top with an

41:08

old version of the Felix the Cat

41:10

theme. You could tell the difference, right?

41:13

I mean, the old, the new one

41:15

is old now too, right? Okay. Heywood

41:17

Banks, my favorite go-to guy, can write

41:19

a song about anything. A cat who

41:21

became a radio or TV antenna. I

41:24

like that idea. I'm going to try

41:26

that next time. Because we don't, it's

41:28

not easy burying things in our backyard

41:30

with all the rocks. You know what

41:33

I mean? Tomcat Blues was Cliff

41:35

Carlyle. Sure Wayne Winchester, the Pussycat.

41:37

I think that was Train Your

41:39

Cat, right? Train Your Cat.

41:42

Okay, the rags, Take The

41:44

Cat. Take the Cat. And

41:46

Calypso Cat from Francisco Francisco

41:48

Francisco. Francisco Francisco. On we,

41:50

okay. Carol of the Bell.

41:53

Carol of the Smells was

41:55

voicemail. Let's see, we heard

41:57

egress to oblivion, a documentary.

41:59

by Jason Willis about the

42:01

evils of Catnip. And if

42:03

you ignored that, then you

42:05

probably went out to the

42:07

cat's pajama party. That was

42:09

the Webkins, whoever they are.

42:12

Sound a little childish to

42:14

me, but that's life. Ten

42:16

bucks three. Remember them? Yeah,

42:18

facts about cats. That was

42:20

Dr. Nax Tomcat. Was Frank

42:22

Rice, right? Okay. And let's

42:24

see, the Billy Jonas Band,

42:26

what kind of a cat

42:28

are you? I'm

42:30

going to leave that up in

42:32

the air and just you can

42:34

take it out for yourself. The

42:36

legend of Sailcat, I'm not a

42:38

sail cat. That was from the

42:40

cartoon show Cow and Chicken. Remember

42:43

that on? I guess it was

42:45

Midnight Swim or something? I don't

42:47

know. Let's see, the kitty man's

42:49

sea shanty from the trailer park

42:51

boys featuring bubbles up front there.

42:53

And then Deer Kitten. You're human,

42:55

okay, from pre-yearning friskies. And we

42:57

do have another word from another

42:59

entirely different sponsor. So why don't

43:01

I just go ahead and leave

43:03

it to that? And we'll be

43:05

back in just a bit. I

43:07

don't know if your cats are

43:09

like mine, but my cats like

43:11

to come in and out as

43:13

they please, even during the cold

43:16

weather, don't like to sit in

43:18

one place at the convenience of

43:20

people. You let them out, they

43:22

want to come back in, get

43:24

something. Yet's kind of tiresome after

43:26

a while being a doorman for

43:28

cats. But if you stop to

43:30

think about it, you can see

43:32

their point of view. It'd be

43:34

hard if you and I had

43:36

to go through life unable to

43:38

open doors, had to just sit

43:40

outside them and call to people,

43:42

hello, anybody there, please help! If

43:44

you think about it, you may

43:46

drop down to Bertha's kitty boutique

43:48

and pick up a cat's eye

43:51

brand, cat door kit from Bertha's.

43:53

automatic door opener with the electric

43:55

eye beam that's activated when your

43:57

cat breaks the beam and meows

43:59

so it doesn't let in stray

44:01

dogs because it It's a tune

44:03

to a cat's voice. It's a

44:05

real breakthrough for our cats. I'll

44:07

tell you, we don't need to

44:09

stay up late at night waiting

44:11

for them to come home. They

44:13

come in, go as they please.

44:15

And it comes in useful for

44:17

us too, because everybody forgets their

44:19

house keys now and then. Now

44:21

all we need to do is

44:23

come up to the back door

44:26

crouched down real low and she

44:28

opens right up. Birth is kitty

44:30

boutique. This little song that bears

44:32

on this very topic from the

44:34

songs of the cat song book

44:36

from birth is called the ins

44:38

and outs song I Want to

44:40

go out Open that door if

44:42

you love me. I got to

44:44

go out Want to breathe the

44:46

air I got to get loose

44:48

With that blue sky above me.

44:50

I've been here long enough I

44:52

got to be there I

44:55

want to come in. What's

44:57

the matter? Can't you hear

44:59

me? I want to come

45:02

in. I am your cat.

45:04

I've got to get home.

45:07

With the people, I left

45:09

near me. I've been gone.

45:11

A long, long time. Now

45:14

I'm back. And now I

45:16

want to go out. Because

45:18

I'm an independent creature. I

45:21

am a cat, you know.

45:23

We're the wandering kind. Yes,

45:26

we are. It's the call

45:28

of the wild. I've got

45:30

to get back to nature.

45:33

These paws are made for

45:35

walking. Now it's time. Okay,

45:37

I'm back. But not for

45:40

long I'll soon be gone.

45:42

Just give me a bite.

45:45

And I'm on my way.

45:47

Now open the door. And

45:49

I'll just, good grief is

45:52

snowing. Open up, let me

45:54

in, and I'm back to

45:56

stay. Well now it stops.

45:59

So thanks for all your

46:01

love. You gotta hop that

46:04

straight. I'm a rambling guy.

46:06

I gotta hit the road.

46:08

Well, it's in the blood

46:11

or something. I know you

46:13

understand, so please don't cry.

46:15

Hello, it's me. I knew

46:18

you'd probably miss me. So

46:20

I came back, because I

46:23

missed you so. Daughter can't

46:25

stay long. So won't you

46:27

come and kiss me? I

46:30

think I hear that lonesome

46:32

whistle glow. I'm on my

46:34

way. Got to leave my

46:37

mom and daddy. Gotta say

46:39

goodbye. Want to hear that

46:42

highway home? Now I'm all

46:44

alone. And feeling so unhappy.

46:46

It's time that I went

46:49

back where I came from.

46:51

Yes, it's time to go

46:53

back. Time to put that

46:56

road behind me, drifted away.

46:58

But I'm going back now.

47:01

Here's a little white house.

47:03

Here's the pick of sense.

47:05

And the Ivy. I'll knock

47:08

on the door. Meow! Open

47:10

up, it's me. It's your

47:12

catch. I'm out here. Meow!

47:15

I know you're in there.

47:17

I can hear you laughing.

47:22

If you open up this door right now or I'll

47:24

go away and never come back. It's

48:01

a freedom. In

48:11

the

48:13

box, in

48:16

the

48:18

basket, behind

48:20

the

48:23

barrier, in

48:25

the carrier, all

48:27

day, no train,

48:29

day, play.

49:26

I'm going

49:29

play. Try

49:38

biscuit, I

49:40

wouldn't risk it. When

49:42

you get stuff, get

49:45

the wet stuff. Champagne

49:47

to a

49:49

cat, I'm going to

49:51

a place where the

49:53

flaps don't fly. I'll be

49:55

flat, it's a freedom, I'll

49:58

be flat. Yeah

50:01

it's a friend. Freedom

50:09

Have fun Freedom

50:41

Freedom Freedom Freedom

50:50

Freedom

50:58

Freedom Freedom

51:30

Freedom This

51:57

is the sound of

51:59

science Cat Always

52:02

singing by your

52:04

side Always by your

52:06

side The

52:08

cats of the

52:10

wild spray oh,

52:31

oh,

52:33

oh

52:35

And

52:37

if

52:39

you're

52:41

gentle,

52:43

you'll regret this You're

52:46

the left side, he's

52:48

the right side Oh,

52:50

no! The

52:52

cats of the wild

52:56

Oh, oh,

53:01

oh, oh, if

53:08

gentle,

53:13

side,

53:16

side Oh,

53:20

no!

53:24

Oh,

53:27

oh,

53:31

oh,

53:35

oh,

53:39

oh, oh,

53:42

oh Well,

53:46

you should not go

53:48

to sea Be

53:51

a hip -hop, see

53:53

a ship's cat

53:55

somewhere And it will

53:57

catch something I

53:59

can't I'm crazy Yeah

54:02

I'm crazy

54:30

The night's growling

54:32

sweetly sound Hiding

54:35

around on the ground

54:37

It'll be found when you

54:39

hold on Let's

54:42

have some tea! Hiding

55:06

around on the

55:08

ground It'll be found

55:12

Oh, oh, oh

55:14

Let's have

55:16

some tea! Let's

55:18

have some

55:20

tea! Hiding

55:24

around on

55:26

the ground

55:28

It'll be

55:30

found when

55:33

you hold

55:35

on the

55:37

ground Oh, oh,

55:40

oh Let's

55:43

have some

55:45

tea! Let's

55:47

have some

55:49

tea! Hiding

55:59

the ground I've

56:06

got a little kitty cat

56:08

who never She's mouse and all

56:10

she wants to do a

56:13

day lounge around the house burrs when when

56:15

she needs me I'm wet right

56:17

at her command But when when

56:19

I try to pin her

56:21

down scratches her my head You

56:23

know that just like you

56:25

baby, it's just like you

56:27

baby You

56:34

only want to hurt

56:36

me, it's just like

56:38

you baby kitty on the milk,

56:40

my pocket would allow. Now she's my

56:42

kitty on the milk,

56:44

town, but who's a private the

56:46

only cat in town

56:48

that a a private instead

56:50

her like a friend. of

56:52

just a friend But

56:54

when I try to

56:56

pin her down me

56:59

me know know that just

57:01

like you baby, it's

57:03

just like you baby

57:11

You only want to

57:13

hurt me, it's

57:15

just like you baby

57:21

The next time time kitty

57:23

my kitty out the out

57:25

play to play, she returns, going

57:27

to learn to learn her away

57:30

away. got to stop stop

57:32

these goings on, but all it late

57:34

too late. matter what I

57:36

do for her she

57:38

don't appreciate it. know

57:40

that just like you baby,

57:42

it's just like you

57:44

baby that just like you

57:46

baby, it's just like

57:48

you baby You only

57:50

want to hurt me,

57:52

it's just like you

57:54

baby Oh

58:02

the cat got bad we

58:04

put him in a

58:06

box and we dug a

58:09

little hole covered in

58:11

with rocks and we picked

58:13

a couple dandelions and we

58:16

picked a couple dandelions

58:18

said a little prayer and

58:20

we all went off to

58:23

bed because we mostly didn't

58:25

care. But

58:31

in the middle of the night,

58:33

a dog started sniffing was the

58:35

Labrador Retriever that belonged to Mrs.

58:37

Griffin, and even though the cat

58:40

was smelly and stiff, he thought

58:42

it'd be a nice addition to

58:44

Mrs. Griffin's kitchen. Well, throughout the

58:46

house, she has cat curiosities with

58:48

kitties on her couch and her

58:50

coat and her colost to meet

58:52

people gave her kitty gifts, but

58:54

all a dog could afford as

58:56

a cat he dug up with

58:58

a cat he dug up with

59:00

a cat he'd. There began the

59:02

pandemonium, the dog dropped the cat,

59:04

and it clunked to the congolium,

59:06

and snapped back to life right

59:08

there on the linoleum, shook a

59:10

shaggy head out of its cat

59:12

attonium. From the floor to the

59:14

counter, and all around the kitchen,

59:16

the cat was chased by the

59:18

dog, and the dog by Mrs.

59:20

Griffin passed the living room couch

59:22

with a kitty motif through the

59:24

front door screen out into the

59:27

street. as a delivery route, and

59:29

he happened to be passing with

59:31

a van full of fruit. He

59:33

missed the woman and the dog,

59:35

but his face went pale, because

59:37

in a splat, the cat was

59:39

corn beef hash with a tail.

59:41

Yuck. Oh, the cat got dead.

59:43

We put him in a box,

59:45

and we dug a little hole,

59:47

and we covered him with rocks,

59:49

and we picked a couple, and

59:51

line, said a little prayer, and

59:53

we all went off to bed,

59:55

because he mostly didn't care. One

1:00:17

of our cats not long

1:00:19

ago was taken very ill.

1:00:21

When I came home that

1:00:23

night I found her body

1:00:25

stiff and still. We haven't

1:00:27

any garden because we're living

1:00:29

in a flat. So what

1:00:31

could I do with the

1:00:33

body of the cat? And

1:00:35

a great big paper bag

1:00:37

I spy. And I placed

1:00:39

the body of the cat

1:00:41

inside. And off I went

1:00:43

with the body in the

1:00:46

bag. The body in the

1:00:48

bag. I stepped into a

1:00:50

restaurant, though I didn't care

1:00:52

to eat. It was just

1:00:54

an excuse to leave my

1:00:56

bird in, underneath the seat.

1:00:58

But hard luck sure, for

1:01:00

soon the eye was simply

1:01:02

out of luck, for the

1:01:04

waitress followed me as round

1:01:06

the block I tried to

1:01:08

duck, and I had to

1:01:10

find the silly fool and

1:01:12

tip her off a buck

1:01:14

for bringing me the body

1:01:16

in the bag. I went

1:01:18

with the body in the

1:01:21

bag. The body in the

1:01:23

bag. I went down to

1:01:25

the railroad, and I laid

1:01:27

it on the line. I

1:01:29

thought I'd wait for Casey

1:01:31

Jones, because he's a friend

1:01:33

of mine. A night was

1:01:35

dark. The train came hearing

1:01:37

swiftly down the track. As

1:01:39

it came along past I

1:01:41

got an awful whack. In

1:01:43

a dirty, smelly, muddy ditch.

1:01:45

I landed on my back,

1:01:47

cuddling the body in the

1:01:49

bag. Or if I went

1:01:51

with the body in the

1:01:53

bag, the body in the

1:01:55

bag. I

1:02:01

found myself inside the park

1:02:03

upon my hands and knees,

1:02:05

and I hurled the bag

1:02:07

with a deadly aim into

1:02:09

a clump of trees, and

1:02:11

a voice cried out, O

1:02:13

heavens! And a great big

1:02:16

husky chap said, Watch the

1:02:18

big eye, dear boy, are

1:02:20

you looking for a scrap?

1:02:22

What do you mean by

1:02:24

throwing that bundle in me

1:02:26

sweet patootie flap? And he

1:02:28

soaked me with the body

1:02:31

in the bag. Oh, I

1:02:33

went with the body in

1:02:35

the bag, the body in

1:02:37

the bag. Suddenly, the mouth

1:02:39

of the bag, there came

1:02:41

a plaintive now. Said Puss,

1:02:43

I've come to life again,

1:02:46

you needn't bother now. Anyone

1:02:48

can tell you that a

1:02:50

cat has lots of lives,

1:02:52

and I'm entitled to nine

1:02:54

of them. I'm one of

1:02:56

your dog cat's wives. I

1:02:58

usually have my families. in

1:03:01

threes and the fours and

1:03:03

the five. And there's seven

1:03:05

little bodies in the bag.

1:03:07

So she took the high

1:03:09

road, and I took the

1:03:11

low road. And she got

1:03:13

home before me. Now Pussy

1:03:16

and her family are often

1:03:18

hurt to brag. About the

1:03:20

night they fooled me, but

1:03:22

the body in the bag.

1:03:39

I'm was beaming yesterday

1:03:41

the sky was blue.

1:03:44

Yesterday I spent in

1:03:47

and beaming happy hours

1:03:49

away with you. But

1:03:52

I got chilled, I

1:03:54

don't mean maybe, just

1:03:57

like a shot. I

1:03:59

was back, because since

1:04:02

I left you last

1:04:05

night, baby, a black

1:04:07

cat crossed my path.

1:04:10

Now I don't believe

1:04:12

in superstitions, such a

1:04:15

rot bunged me up

1:04:17

with the wrath. But

1:04:20

this show been a

1:04:22

change in my condition,

1:04:25

since that black cat

1:04:28

crossed my path. Little

1:04:33

lady,

1:04:35

old

1:04:38

lady.

1:04:40

Pick

1:04:43

that

1:04:45

thing

1:04:48

boy.

1:04:51

Play

1:04:53

it,

1:04:56

brother.

1:05:00

I got your letter

1:05:02

baby saying you done

1:05:04

turned me down. Now

1:05:07

I lost my job

1:05:09

and all my money

1:05:11

is blown away like

1:05:14

the child. Old hard

1:05:16

luck she's done got

1:05:18

me honey since it

1:05:21

black cat crossed my

1:05:23

path. Now

1:05:26

I don't believe in superstition.

1:05:29

Such a rot bunged me

1:05:31

up with a rap. But

1:05:34

this show been a change

1:05:36

in my condition. Since it

1:05:39

black cat crossed my path.

1:05:41

Play it boy. Do

1:06:01

you see that black cat

1:06:03

just ahead of you? Look

1:06:05

out. You may cross your

1:06:08

path with a sudden dart

1:06:10

of its black furry body.

1:06:12

Now you know that old

1:06:14

superstition about not letting a

1:06:17

black furry body. Well, if

1:06:19

you do or even if

1:06:21

you don't, perhaps you'll be

1:06:23

interested in hearing the strange

1:06:26

tale of Felix Darnell and

1:06:28

the cat that screamed in

1:06:30

the night, high above the

1:06:32

streets of the city. It

1:06:35

was a cold and dreary

1:06:37

rain-swept day when Felix Darnell

1:06:39

first met the cat. Felix

1:06:41

Darnell was a construction foreman

1:06:44

on the well-spenser project on

1:06:46

the Lower East Side. The

1:06:48

well-spenser building was already 13

1:06:50

stories high, and with but

1:06:53

seven floors more to go.

1:06:55

The building would be one

1:06:57

of the mightiest and most

1:06:59

ultramodden structures on the east

1:07:02

side. Now Felix was a

1:07:04

tall, thin scarecrow of a

1:07:06

man. But the muscles of

1:07:08

his body were taught and

1:07:11

finally strung through his deceiving-looking

1:07:13

frame. He was a foreman

1:07:15

of an older day. Indeed,

1:07:18

he might have worked on

1:07:20

the pyramids or the Colossus

1:07:22

of Rhodes. But Felix Darnell

1:07:24

was a lonely man with

1:07:27

no one to share his

1:07:29

pride. He ate alone, lived

1:07:31

alone, and walked alone. And

1:07:33

on this cold, dreary rain-swept

1:07:36

day he walked to his

1:07:38

job, staring down at the

1:07:40

pavement. Suddenly there before him,

1:07:42

a long... thin black cat

1:07:45

stalk from an alley and

1:07:47

halted on its watches. Felix

1:07:49

Donald didn't see it. the

1:07:51

cat until he nearly stumbled

1:07:54

across it. He snapped out

1:07:56

of his reverie and cursed

1:07:58

cats. He hated cats. Viciously,

1:08:00

he aimed a kick at

1:08:03

it. The cat howled in

1:08:05

pain and slunk off miserable

1:08:07

and wet in the rain.

1:08:09

When Felix reached the project,

1:08:12

he changed into his overalls

1:08:14

and cap and took the

1:08:16

lift for 13th floor. By

1:08:18

now, the rain had abated

1:08:21

some bon, but... As he

1:08:23

looked at the scaffolds of

1:08:25

the catwalks, Felix Darnell was

1:08:27

not happy. The rain and

1:08:30

the wetness would slow up

1:08:32

the job, cursed again. Suddenly,

1:08:34

Felix Darnell heard a crying,

1:08:36

moaning noise. A low, fierce

1:08:39

sound like someone in agony.

1:08:41

Could someone be stuck out

1:08:43

on the framework trapped on

1:08:46

one of the catwalks? Taking

1:08:48

a flashlight because the daylight

1:08:50

was dark and unnatural still,

1:08:52

he stepped out onto the

1:08:55

catwalk that ran on a

1:08:57

straight line to what would

1:08:59

be a southwest corner of

1:09:01

the building. He walked slowly

1:09:04

and carefully along the thin

1:09:06

iron ledge that held his

1:09:08

weight. The street yawned beneath

1:09:10

him. Thirteen construction floors down.

1:09:13

And then, a dark figure,

1:09:15

baw. and indescribable sprang from

1:09:17

a dim niche and shot

1:09:19

towards Felix Darnell. He had

1:09:22

one awful second to see

1:09:24

the two eyes burning in

1:09:26

the cat's head, the same

1:09:28

cat that he had kicked

1:09:31

only an hour before. The

1:09:33

feline body raced between his

1:09:35

legs on the catwalk, and

1:09:37

with a horrible scream he

1:09:40

tried to balance himself for

1:09:42

survival. His hands clawed at

1:09:44

the air, but put his

1:09:46

weight. thrown to one side

1:09:49

by the cat's movement, hung

1:09:51

into space for a brief

1:09:53

instant, before he fell, all

1:09:55

the way to the street,

1:09:58

13 floors below. He

1:10:00

landed on a steel beam

1:10:02

waiting to be hauled up

1:10:04

and what it did to

1:10:07

him was something that would

1:10:09

make even a cat turn

1:10:11

away in disgust. Interesting tale

1:10:13

of revenge isn't it? Phoenix

1:10:16

Darnell and his black cat,

1:10:18

who of course it, might

1:10:20

have been just a

1:10:22

coincidence, but there, look, we

1:10:24

can find out for ourselves.

1:10:27

A black... The cat just

1:10:29

crossed your path. See him,

1:10:32

girl? Do you mind if

1:10:34

I stay with you, my

1:10:36

friend? I'd like to see

1:10:38

for myself just what

1:10:41

happens to you. If

1:11:01

you please, wow. We

1:11:03

are shy on me.

1:11:06

If you don't, please.

1:11:08

Now we're looking over

1:11:11

a new damry side.

1:11:13

If we like we

1:11:16

stay for me, be

1:11:18

quite a while. That

1:11:33

thing swimming round and

1:11:36

round, yes. Maybe we

1:11:38

could reach in and make

1:11:40

it round. If we

1:11:43

sneak enough upon it

1:11:45

carefully. There will be a

1:11:47

head for you, a tail

1:11:50

for me. Oh,

1:12:16

a baby cry.

1:12:19

Will we finding

1:12:22

baby? There are

1:12:25

milk nearby. If

1:12:28

we look in

1:12:31

baby buggy, that

1:12:33

could be. Plenty

1:12:36

milk for you.

1:12:39

And I saw

1:12:42

some for me.

1:12:46

Blessable heavens! My

1:12:49

godlings! My precious

1:12:51

pets! Oh, oh,

1:12:53

that wicked animal! Good

1:12:56

talking, my poor innocent

1:12:58

little angels! Yeah.

1:16:12

Oh Mr. Jones had he had troubles

1:16:14

of his own. He had a yellow

1:16:16

cat that would not leave his home.

1:16:19

He tried and he tried to give

1:16:21

the cat away, gave it to a

1:16:23

man going far far away. We

1:16:49

told him, boy, to take it up

1:16:52

the river in a boat, he died,

1:16:54

a rope around his neck, and off

1:16:56

the white eye, and they had to

1:16:58

drag the river, because we did the

1:17:00

war. And the cat came back the

1:17:03

very next day. The cat came back.

1:17:05

They thought he was a goner. The

1:17:07

cat came back. We just won. She's

1:17:22

a cat on site, loaded up a

1:17:24

shotgun, with nails and out of mine.

1:17:27

And he waited, and he waited, but

1:17:29

the cats are coming around, and 97

1:17:31

pieces of a man, is all they

1:17:33

found. And

1:18:47

that he jumped the rail and nobody

1:18:49

was left behind to tell the gruesome

1:18:51

tale. The cat came back. The

1:19:19

bomb in the very same

1:19:21

way! Russia went, England went.

1:20:16

I'm

1:20:20

working

1:20:24

on

1:20:28

a

1:20:32

hundred

1:20:35

and

1:20:39

two.

1:23:16

My cat woke me up this morning

1:23:18

doing that. It's not a good

1:23:20

sign, but he's okay. Anyway, what

1:23:22

did we start out with? Garrison

1:23:24

Keeler with the Prairie Home companion

1:23:26

folks, the in and out song,

1:23:28

very popular in my house. Out

1:23:30

the flap, that was Kimberly Roo.

1:23:32

Kimberly Roo was one of the

1:23:34

founders, I believe, the founders of

1:23:36

Katrina in the waves, along with,

1:23:38

I guess, Katrina, right? Kimberly Roo,

1:23:40

that was. All right. Lucifer Sam

1:23:42

was Arthur Brown, the crazy world

1:23:44

of, the crazy world of. He's

1:23:46

still out there touring by the way

1:23:48

and he's like over 80, okay? Little

1:23:50

R.E.S.P.C.T for the man, okay?

1:23:52

The kitty cat song was

1:23:55

The Trogs. Remember the Trogs?

1:23:57

Yeah. Another one from Heywood

1:23:59

Bank. If the cat got dead,

1:24:01

he could write anything and make it

1:24:03

funny. Right? Even a dying cat.

1:24:05

Let's see, we heard from Stan

1:24:07

Davis, that was an old 78,

1:24:09

the Body in the Bag on

1:24:11

the Oakey label. Since that black

1:24:13

cat crossed my path, it was

1:24:15

Ernest Tub from 1937, also a

1:24:17

78, a little thing from Boris

1:24:19

Karloff, never kick a black cat,

1:24:22

how the suspicion came to be.

1:24:24

And then let's see, Siamese Cat

1:24:26

Song, you know that from Lady

1:24:28

of the Tramp. Let's Skin the

1:24:30

cat, was Jimmy Merchant. And then

1:24:32

the Half Moon Jug Band. I had

1:24:34

my pick of dozens of this one,

1:24:36

and that was of course the cat

1:24:38

came back. And then Bubbles himself. Kitty's

1:24:40

are so nice. It was Bubbles and

1:24:42

the, I can't remember what his band

1:24:45

was, but it wasn't the trailer Mark

1:24:47

Boys. Okay, anyway. All right, so Cat

1:24:49

Day is over for another year.

1:24:51

This is really Cat Day, by

1:24:53

the way. I want to emphasize

1:24:55

that. February 8th is Cat Day

1:24:57

every year. And it's up to

1:24:59

me, the 8th of every month

1:25:01

is cat day too. So, okay?

1:25:03

It's a good thing I don't

1:25:05

wield any power over helpless people,

1:25:07

isn't it? Coming up, speaking of

1:25:10

power over helpless people, I have

1:25:12

three examples of AI. I'm not

1:25:14

on an AI kick, but I

1:25:16

find there's a lot of them,

1:25:18

okay? It's just that the world's

1:25:20

crawling with it, all right? So

1:25:22

here's a couple. These are... Halfway

1:25:24

decent, all right, and they're all

1:25:26

about cats, okay? So let's hear

1:25:28

from the hissors and Tabby and

1:25:30

then also Chester Tuft, okay, and

1:25:32

I'll see you next week with

1:25:34

some more shenanigans, okay? Okay, have

1:25:36

a good one. Keep the faith. The

1:27:28

brush will use on me.

1:27:30

He holds me down, I

1:27:32

try and flee. It ain't

1:27:35

fair, man, it ain't right.

1:27:37

It makes me wanna scratch

1:27:39

and bite. I think it's

1:27:41

true, yeah, think it's mean.

1:27:43

Let me groom myself, let

1:27:46

me bring. Sitting

1:32:25

by my window on this

1:32:27

sunny summer day, Looking at

1:32:30

the sky and all the

1:32:32

things that pass my

1:32:35

way, The trees that

1:32:37

swaying gently, The grass

1:32:39

is verdant green, And

1:32:41

cool breezes coming in

1:32:44

through the open stream,

1:32:46

And I'm feeling mighty

1:32:48

thankful for the beauty

1:32:50

that I've seen. Some

1:32:59

marigoles are blooming in

1:33:02

yellow pink and white The

1:33:04

roses are enchanting there really

1:33:07

quite a sight The clouds

1:33:09

look soft and fluffy and

1:33:12

near the garden shed Pansies

1:33:14

grow icy blue with little

1:33:17

hints of red and there's

1:33:19

a rabbit on the lawn

1:33:22

that I want to tear

1:33:24

to shreds worked

1:33:34

up. I'm getting

1:33:37

really tense. I

1:33:39

want to catch

1:33:41

that rabbit. I

1:33:44

want to eat

1:33:46

that bird. Now

1:33:48

the bowl is

1:33:50

just mocking me.

1:33:53

This is so

1:33:55

absurd. Just calm

1:33:57

down Chester. How

1:34:08

lovely are the hedges, how

1:34:11

pretty are the pines? The

1:34:13

garden with its budding plants

1:34:16

all set and ordered lines,

1:34:18

a lawn chair in

1:34:20

the sunshine, the porch

1:34:22

in dappled shade, trees

1:34:24

and shrubs and flowers,

1:34:26

a vibrant cavalcade. I

1:34:29

wonder at these splendid

1:34:31

sights on which my

1:34:33

eyes have laid. Now

1:34:36

the rabbits watching me

1:34:39

with little beady eyes

1:34:46

A squirrel sitting in

1:34:48

the tree has tasty

1:34:50

meaty thighs. That birdie

1:34:53

looks delicious. The vole

1:34:55

is my pain. The

1:34:57

clouds are getting darker.

1:34:59

It's about to rain.

1:35:01

But I should be

1:35:03

out hunting on the

1:35:05

top of the food

1:35:07

chain. That Robin on

1:35:09

the bird bath. The

1:35:12

blue jay on the

1:35:14

fence. I'm getting really...

1:35:16

worked up. I'm getting

1:35:18

really tense. I wanna

1:35:20

catch that squirrel. I

1:35:22

wanna eat that bird.

1:35:24

And the vole is

1:35:26

still mocking me. This

1:35:28

is so absurd. Gossip.

1:36:00

I think

1:36:02

there's still

1:36:05

some food

1:36:07

in my bowl.

1:36:10

I'm gonna go

1:36:12

see.