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... If
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I had to face the
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fact No
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reason to face it
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When no one
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knows that No
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one will ever
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see Don't turn to
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the blue I
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could not foresee
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this thing I'd like
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you to hear You've
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got me a part of
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I'll take you to the
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center My
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love will not
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leave It's a run
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of your soul I
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see a red joy
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And I want it
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and it's round I
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want you to call
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this ending While I
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walk out to around
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I see girls go
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by And dress in
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their sunglasses I
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have to turn
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my head To my
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dark clothes I
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see
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girls go
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by
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And dress
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in
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their sunglasses
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I
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to turn
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head To my
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dark clothes
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I head To
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To clothes
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When I'm walking beside
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her, people tell
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me I'm a kid
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Yes, I know I'm a
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good guy I
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remember the first
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time I was
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lonely without her
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Can't stop thinking
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about her now
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Every little thing
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she does, she
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does for me And
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you know the
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thing she does, she
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does for me When
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I'm with her I'm
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happy Just to
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know that she loves me
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Yes, I know that
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she loves me now There
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is one thing I'm
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sure of I will
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love her forever Because
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I know love
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will never die Every
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little thing she
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does, she does for
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me And you
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know the thing she
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does, she does
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for me And
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know she does, she
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does me Yeah,
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and you know the
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thing she does, she
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does for me When
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I'm with her I'm
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happy, just to
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know that she loves me
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Yes, I know that
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she does me love There
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is one thing I'm
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sure of, I would
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love her forever But
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I know love
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will never die
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Every little thing
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she does, she
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does for me
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Yeah, and you
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know the thing she
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does, she does for
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me Every
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little thing, every
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little thing
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Every little thing, every
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little thing
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thing You
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could climb a mountain,
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you could swim the
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sea You
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can jump into the
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fire, but you'll never
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be free You
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can shake me up, you
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can bring me
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down Oh,
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oh, you can
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make each other
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happen You
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can make each other
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happen You can
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make each other happen
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You can make
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each other happen Oh,
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oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh
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Well, you can
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climb up my
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chair You can
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swim the sea
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You can jump
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into the fire
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But you'll never
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be free You
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can shake me
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up, you can
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bring me down
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Oh, oh,
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oh, oh,
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oh, oh,
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oh, oh Oh,
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oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh
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Hey, hey,
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hey
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You can climb up
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my chair You
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can shoot me through the
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fire But you'll never be
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free, no love You can
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never be free, no love
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You can never be free,
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no love Can't you never
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be free no longer? Can't
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help about the shape I'm in I can't
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sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
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But don't ask me what I think of
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you I might not give the answer that you
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want me to I
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sing Now
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when I talk to God I know he'd
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understand He said, sit by me and I'll
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be your guiding hand but don't ask me
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what I think of you might not give
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the answer you want me to I
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to Just
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sing it in
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the rain, just sing
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it in the
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rain What a glorious
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feeling, I'm happy
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again I'll walk down
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the lane with
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a happy refrain Just
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sing it and
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dance it in the
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rain The
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stormy clouds chase
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everyone from the
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place Come
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on with the rain,
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I'm a smile on
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my face I'll walk
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down the lane with
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a happy refrain Just
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sing it and dance
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it in the rain
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I'll walk down
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the lane with
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a happy refrain Just
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sing dance
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it in the rain
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Just sing it in the
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rain, just sing it
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in the rain I'm
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singing in
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the rain, I'm
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singing in
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the rain Do
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you remember, 21st
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night, September Love
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was changing the
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minds, pretenders While
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I'm chasing the
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clouds away Our
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hearts are ringing in
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the key of our
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souls We're singing as
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we dance in the
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night Remember how the
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stars go the night
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away Remember
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how the
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stars go
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the night
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away My
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thoughts are with you
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Holding hands with your
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heart to see you
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Only blue don't love,
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remember How when your
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love was here to
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stay Now
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December, fall
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in love, we share in
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September Only blue
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don't love, remember
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The true love we
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share today remember
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How when was
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December, fall in
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love, when here
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to stay
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in remember How stay
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Now stay Now
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December, fall
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in love,
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remember How
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when your
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fall in
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love, remember
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How when
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your love
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to stay I'll
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be
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your shawty,
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I'll
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be your
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shawty
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I'll be
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your
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shawty, I'll
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be
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your
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shawty
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I'll
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be
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your
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shawty,
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I'll
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shawty Money,
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money, money, always
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something is a
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rich man's love
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Oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh All
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the things I could
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do if I had a
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little money is a
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rich man's love A
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girl like that is hard
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to find, but I can get
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her off my mind Ain't
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it sad? And
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if she happens to be free,
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I bet she wouldn't fancy me
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That's too bad So
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I must leave, I
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have to go So let's
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make her a summoner,
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go And when the fortune
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in the game, my
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life will never be the
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same Money,
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money, money, must
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be funny In
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the rich man's world Money,
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money, money, always
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tell me In
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the rich man's
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world Oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh,
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oh One with friends
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I could do If
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I had a little money In
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the rich man's world Money,
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money, money, must
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be funny In
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the rich man's world Money,
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money, money, always
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tell me In
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the rich man's world
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Oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh One
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with friends I
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could do If I
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had a little
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money In the rich
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man's world In
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the rich man's
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world money,
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money, be
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funny I'm gonna take my
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problems to the United Nations I'm
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gonna take a train
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to a far -off station I
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work all Sunday, and what
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does he say? Hey, the car,
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cause she kinda work out
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late Sometimes I wonder what I'm
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gonna do Cause there ain't
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no queue for the summertime Oh,
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ooh, ooh
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Oh, ooh You
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know I'm working all Sunday Cuz
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I gotta make a dollar You
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know I make it all
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Monday Cuz I gotta get that
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dollar I'm
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working all Sunday And what
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does he say? You can't at
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the car, cause you didn't
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work at late. Sometimes wonder what
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I'm gonna do cause there
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ain't no cure for the summertime.
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blues I'm
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gonna take my problem
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to the United Nations I'm
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gonna grab some train
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to a fire station I
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work in our Sunday, but what
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does he say? You
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can't have the car, cause she
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too young to vote Sometimes
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wonder what I'm gonna do Cause
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there ain't no cure for
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the summertime I'm
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station And
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takes all
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the browns moon
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takes all
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the browns
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Remembering games, and the
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dreams you change
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around Time
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to keep the
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moon is all the
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browns And
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the moon
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takes all
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the moon takes
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all the
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browns the
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paper holds the
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full face to
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the floor And
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every day of
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the day is
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small And
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if the damn
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breaks open, they
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hear too soon
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If there is no
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room upon the
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hill And
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if your head
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explodes without the
33:49
moment to See
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you on the
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dark side of the
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moon The
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magic is
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in my head
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The magic
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is in
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my head You
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raise a blade You
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make a
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change And you
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break my
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soul And
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you lock
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the door And
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away the key
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Because someone in
34:40
my head is
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not me And
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if the cloud
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burns But the ring
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you hear You
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shout and no
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one seems to hear
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And if the band
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you're in starts
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playing different tunes I'll
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see you on
35:12
the dark side of
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the moon And
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you is
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me And
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tunes you
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And
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you break
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soul All
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that you touch, all
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that you see, all
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that you taste, all
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that you love, all
36:46
that you hate, all
36:49
you distrust, all
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you say All
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that you kill, all
36:56
that you deal, all
36:58
that you buy, make
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borrow or steal, all
37:04
you create, all
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you destroy, all
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that you do, all
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that you say All
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that you reach, and
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everyone you meet,
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all that you slide,
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and everyone you fight, all
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that is now, all
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that is gone, all
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that's to come And
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everything that the sun
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is into, but the
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sun is hidden by
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the moon watching!
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Yes. Can
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I get it up
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again? You're never gonna
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get me down, never
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gonna
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get me
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down
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It's in
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the
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night away
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It's in the night away It's a
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whiskey drink It's a vodka drink
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It's a lager drink It's to trade
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your drink It's in the tongs
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that remain above the good day It's
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in the tongs that remain above
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the better day Oh, Daddy Boy Daddy
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Boy Daddy Boy
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I get knocked down Like it up
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again You'll never gonna get me
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down Like it knocked down Like it
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up again You'll never gonna get
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me down Like it knocked down Like
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it up again You'll never gonna
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get me down Like it knocked down
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Like it up again You'll never
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gonna get me down It's
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in the night away It's
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in the night away It's a
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whiskey drink It's a vodka drink
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It's a lager drink to trade
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your drink It's in the tongs
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that remain above the good day
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It's in the tongs that remain
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above the better day Don't cry
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for me, next door neighbor I
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get knocked down, but I get up
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Get knocked down! You're
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never gonna get me down! get
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down! You're never get me down!
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You're never gonna get me down! Right
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up up now. Get your
41:47
money out, boys, and buy the old
41:49
little chop of drink. Who's round
41:51
is it, then? It's yours, ya copats
41:54
slinging, kind of crunching, say -the -smelling -toss
41:56
-pop. He's
41:58
just full of his! before
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we get started here could somebody
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carry that guy out of here get
42:17
him to his feet and lead
42:19
him home or something all right appreciate
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it don't hurt him yeah it's
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all right buddy all right good night
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all right well good evening my
42:28
friends welcome once again to the Bit
42:30
Slap and tonight we're just checking
42:32
out a bunch of cover different cover
42:34
versions of stuff it's been three
42:36
years since I did a cover show
42:38
and I'm surprised I thought you
42:40
know because there's so so many of
42:42
them You know what I mean?
42:44
Anyway, so we started out with something
42:46
completely different. That was dueling bagpipes,
42:48
of course. That was Derek Bodkin. Okay,
42:51
band of Susans after that painted black,
42:53
and they're not kidding. There are three
42:55
Susans in the band. Don't ask me
42:57
to name them, but there are. Let's
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see, yes, from their very first album.
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That was Every Little Thing, Covering the
43:04
Beatles. Jump into the
43:06
Fire from Cheap Trick, recorded live
43:08
at Trickfest. I don't
43:10
know which one. Apparently there's this
43:12
multiple. trick -fests I'll let you
43:15
know okay after that Hame
43:17
oh well recorded a radio concert
43:19
somewhere singing in the rain
43:21
was just water a single which
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I actually own okay that's
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probably not it but okay anyway
43:27
September from Leonid and friends
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I bet you said that was
43:32
earth wind and fire right
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yeah pretty good hey all right
43:36
money money money was at
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the vans don't know Birmingham Summertime
43:41
blues. I think they missed something
43:43
there. I don't know and then
43:45
we heard from the doom side
43:47
of the moon and that was
43:49
brain damage and The Eclipse and
43:51
then the Wurzels Tub something and
43:53
then Charlie fell over. All right.
43:55
What are you gonna do? All
43:58
right. Anyway, we have more And
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Body you're a boy make a big
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guy's playing at the spring gotta be
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a big man someday, you've got a
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man on the fast, you're big, it
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is great, skickin' you Big
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district We won't,
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we won't, rock you
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We won't, we won't,
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rock you, you Body,
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urea, man, heart, man,
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shooting on the street
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Gonna take on the
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world someday You've got
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a blood on your
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face, you big disgrace
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Moving your body all
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the way We won't,
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we won't, rock you
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We won't, we won't,
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rock you We
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won't,
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we won't,
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rock
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you We
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won't,
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won't, rock
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you Body,
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urea, man, home, and shooting
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on the street, gonna take on
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the world someday Body, urea,
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man, home, and shooting on the
47:27
street, gonna take on the
47:29
world someday Body, urea, man, home,
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and shooting on the street,
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gonna take on the world someday
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Body, urea, man, home, and
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home, and home, and home Body,
47:42
urea, home,
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shooting on the street,
47:46
Body, urea,
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man,
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home, shooting on street,
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take someday We
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were review -a We
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were
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review
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-a
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We
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were
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review -a
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Review -a
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walks wildly down the street with
48:40
his brim pulled way down low He
48:43
had no son but the son
48:45
of his feet Machine guns ready to
48:47
go Are you ready? Are you
48:49
ready for this? Are you hanging on
48:51
the edge of your seat? Out
48:53
of the doorway the bullets
48:56
rip. Ticks sound of the beat.
49:01
Another one bites the dust
49:06
Another one bites the dust
49:08
And another one's gone and
49:11
another one's gone And another
49:13
one bites the dust Hey,
49:16
he's gonna get you too. Another
49:18
one bites the dust How
49:31
do you think I'm gonna
49:33
get along Without you when you're
49:35
gone You took me from
49:37
everything that I had And left
49:39
me out of my own
49:41
Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
49:44
How long can you stand the heat? Out
49:47
of the doorway the bullets
49:49
rip To the sound of the
49:51
beat Yeah Another
49:55
one bites the dust Another
50:00
one bites the
50:02
dust, and another one's
50:04
gone, and another
50:07
one's gone, and another
50:09
one bites the
50:11
dust Hey, he's gonna
50:13
get you too,
50:16
another one bites the
50:18
dust one bites Another
50:24
one bites the
50:26
dust, another one
50:29
bites the dust,
50:31
another one bites
50:33
the dust There
50:45
are so many ways you
50:47
can hurt a man, and
50:50
bring him to the ground
50:52
You can beat him, can
50:54
treat him, you can treat
50:56
him bad, and leave him
50:58
when he's down But I'm
51:01
ready, yes ready for you,
51:03
I'm standing on my own
51:05
two feet Out of the
51:07
doorway, the bullets rip Repeating
51:09
to the sound of the
51:11
beat, yeah Another one bites
51:14
the dust, Another one bites
51:16
the dust, And another one's
51:18
gone And another one's gone
51:20
and another one bites the
51:22
dust Hey, who's gonna
51:24
kid? and another by
51:26
another gone, Dust. and
51:30
gone, another another and and
52:12
I'm I'm
52:16
I'm I'm
52:36
I'm here I'm
52:41
I'm I'm
52:46
I'm I'm
52:54
And I've taught me to
52:56
fight To
52:59
prove I'm right I
53:03
don't need to
53:05
be forgiven Yeah,
53:07
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
53:10
yeah Don't
53:39
cry cry Don't
53:41
raise an arm Don't raise your eyes
53:44
It's only It's
53:47
only teenage waste, man
53:49
That's all man
53:53
I'll be your
53:56
man I'll
53:58
be man Don't
54:01
be afraid to strap
54:04
one close to the
54:06
shoulder The
54:10
Exodus is near
54:15
TDA is
54:17
here We've
54:19
got the plane The bar
54:21
we got much older Teenage
54:35
Wasteland Teenage
54:40
Wasteland Teenage
54:44
Wasteland
54:47
Teenage Wasteland
54:52
Wasteland No Wisdom! Let
56:46
me see your face Got
56:48
a face you can't stop and
56:51
cry With that face
56:53
I'm sure I won't stop Do
56:55
the girl in the eyes Don't
56:58
bother to see Right
57:00
to your soul to me
57:02
She's still so close
57:04
to my reach If I
57:06
call, if I call
57:08
at all In a time
57:11
of love In a
57:13
time of love In
57:15
a time of love
57:17
In a time of love
57:19
the story goes If
57:21
I take her for a
57:24
ride She's coming back
57:26
by my side be
57:28
almost new where we go So
57:31
I show my face And
57:33
I can hear her baby smile
57:36
But I left her inside of my
57:38
mind It's been a girl, she's a
57:40
joke, a joke, she's a joke In
57:42
a time of love
57:45
In a time of
57:47
love In a time
57:49
of love She's
57:53
still so close to call,
57:55
if I call at a
57:57
time of love He's the
58:00
man, the story's like a
58:02
tale He's the man, the
58:04
man's where I'm
58:16
a boy, I'm
58:18
a boy, I'm
58:20
a boy, I'm
58:22
a boy I
58:25
said the story
58:27
goes, I think I'll
58:29
take it for a ride There's
58:31
my band on my side, but
58:34
you belong to the only way
58:36
to go I
59:16
like to dream,
59:19
yes, yes, by flying around
59:21
in a space machine When
59:25
a big blue ball appears
59:27
in the night, our leader
59:30
says that the time is
59:32
right Hellbop draws near, clean
59:34
the house, pack that gear
59:36
Well, UFO is right behind
59:38
Why don't you come with
59:41
me, boys and girls, on
59:43
a magic carpet ride Well,
59:45
UFO's got an extra seat,
59:47
why don't you take a
59:49
trek with me We must
59:52
up, we'll visit E .T.
59:54
Grab a ride, girl, say
59:56
goodbye, world, let Hellbop take
59:58
you away Last
1:00:07
night I packed a travel
1:00:09
sack and took a bow
1:00:11
on video tape Before the
1:00:13
ship could come for me,
1:00:15
some witch not to have to
1:00:17
take my nuts away I've
1:00:19
done a gown, brand new
1:00:21
shoes from Nike town Well,
1:00:24
you won't know if you
1:00:26
stay behind Why don't you
1:00:28
come with me, cyber geek on
1:00:30
a magic comment Well, follow
1:00:32
Doe and you will see
1:00:34
Why don't you go to sleep
1:00:36
with me, this plastic bag
1:00:38
will set you free Say
1:00:41
goodbye world, log your last term
1:00:43
Let the ship take you
1:00:45
away Well,
1:01:11
UFO is
1:01:13
right behind Why
1:01:15
don't you come with me,
1:01:18
boys and girls on a
1:01:20
magic comment Well, UFO's got
1:01:22
an extra seat Why don't
1:01:24
you take your stuff with
1:01:26
me? They've
1:01:31
made a paradise, put
1:01:34
up a parking lot Where
1:01:36
the fish go sell a boat
1:01:39
seat And a swing and a
1:01:41
hot spot Darling, all
1:01:43
the season goes, but you don't
1:01:45
know what you got So let's
1:01:47
go to the big paradise, put
1:01:49
up a parking lot They
1:01:55
took all the trees, put them in a
1:01:57
tree and they'll see you Any
1:02:00
church or the people of dawn,
1:02:02
I have just to see you Don't
1:02:06
be long, we'll see the
1:02:08
God that you don't die at
1:02:10
You got challenge, God, they
1:02:12
made paradise full of a parking
1:02:15
lot Hey,
1:02:19
father, father, pull the win,
1:02:21
let's DDT now Give
1:02:24
me spots on my apples, give me
1:02:26
the birds and the honeys Don't
1:02:30
be long, we'll see the
1:02:32
God that you don't die at
1:02:34
You got challenge, God, they
1:02:36
made paradise full of a parking
1:02:38
lot Late
1:02:43
last night, I heard the
1:02:45
street door slam And
1:02:48
a big yellow taxi
1:02:50
took away my old man
1:02:54
Don't be long, the God
1:02:56
that you don't know
1:02:58
You got challenge, God They
1:03:06
made paradise full of
1:03:08
a parking lot They
1:03:11
made paradise full of
1:03:14
a parking lot They
1:03:16
made paradise full of
1:03:19
a parking lot Okay,
1:03:23
could you give me the note that I need, please? Ooh,
1:03:30
ooh, ooh, ain't got
1:03:32
no home Or no
1:03:34
place to roam Ain't
1:03:37
got no home Or
1:03:39
no place to roam
1:03:43
I'm a lonely boy Ain't
1:03:46
not a home But
1:03:48
I got a boy And
1:03:51
I love to sing I
1:03:54
sing like a girl
1:03:56
And I sing like a
1:03:58
frog I'm alone
1:04:00
at all. I
1:04:03
got home. Ooh
1:04:06
-ooh -ooh. Ooh
1:04:09
-ooh -ooh. Ooh
1:04:12
-ooh -ooh.
1:04:14
Ooh -ooh -ooh.
1:04:16
Ooh -ooh
1:04:18
-ooh. Ooh -ooh
1:04:21
-ooh. I ain't
1:04:23
gonna mess. I
1:04:25
ain't gonna cry. I
1:04:28
ain't got no one,
1:04:30
I ain't got no
1:04:32
one I'm
1:04:34
a lonely girl, I
1:04:37
ain't got no one
1:05:10
I ain't got no, oh
1:05:13
what you say to
1:05:15
me, they say to
1:05:17
me, oh what you
1:05:19
say to me, they
1:05:21
say to me I'm
1:05:24
a lonely frog, I
1:05:27
ain't got no Oh,
1:05:30
oh, oh, oh,
1:05:32
oh, oh, oh,
1:05:35
oh, oh, oh,
1:05:37
oh, oh, oh,
1:05:40
oh, oh,
1:05:42
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:05:44
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:05:47
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:05:58
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You I
1:06:10
went to my apartment on
1:06:12
a Monday at 1, I
1:06:14
sang a two lolly lolly
1:06:16
shakey bum shakey bum Started
1:06:19
moving in on a Tuesday
1:06:21
at 2, sang a two
1:06:23
lolly lolly shakey 2 shakey
1:06:25
2 Wednesday at 3,
1:06:27
I called the phone company, I
1:06:29
sang a hey baby put a phone
1:06:31
in for me Thursday at 4,
1:06:33
came knocking at my door, sang a
1:06:36
two baby, on the telephone line,
1:06:38
you show me where you want it
1:06:40
and I'm bored of where I
1:06:42
can't I can put it in the
1:06:44
bedroom, I can put it in
1:06:46
the hall, I can put it in
1:06:49
the bathroom I can hang it
1:06:51
on the wall, you can have it
1:06:53
with the buzz, you can have
1:06:55
it with the ring And if you
1:06:57
really want it, you can have
1:06:59
it with the label first Hey
1:07:02
baby, on the telephone
1:07:04
line Can
1:07:06
you believe that? And
1:07:09
then he says, now when
1:07:11
I first tell you it's
1:07:13
me when I get it
1:07:29
My heart began to thump
1:07:31
and in my mind began
1:07:33
to fly And I knew
1:07:35
I wasn't dealing with no
1:07:37
ordinary cash So while I
1:07:39
wasn't talking I was thinking
1:07:41
up my plan and my
1:07:43
fingers here They're walking out
1:07:46
the telephone man Hey lolly
1:07:48
lolly, hey lolly lolly, hey
1:07:50
lolly lolly get it anywhere
1:07:52
you can I
1:07:55
got it in the bedroom
1:07:57
and I got it in the...
1:08:00
And I got it in
1:08:02
the paper and hung it on
1:08:04
the wall I got it
1:08:06
with the buzz and I got
1:08:08
it with the ring Told
1:08:10
me what my number was, I
1:08:12
got a ding -a -ling of
1:08:14
string Hey lolly lolly, hey lolly
1:08:16
lolly, hey lolly lolly Just
1:08:18
to see what my thing is
1:08:39
There was a little Spanish
1:08:42
flea, a record star
1:08:44
he thought he'd be. He'd
1:08:47
heard of singers like Beatles, the chipmunks
1:08:49
he'd seen on TV. Why
1:08:52
not a little Spanish flea,
1:08:54
and so he hid inside
1:08:56
a doggie from Madrid. Arriving
1:08:59
here with the city still
1:09:01
singing his sweet harmony. as
1:09:03
brave as any flea could
1:09:05
be He
1:09:10
walked around as if
1:09:12
he owned a town home
1:09:14
in this bright -sized melody
1:09:17
With his guitar, he
1:09:19
knew he'd be a star
1:09:21
in an old hometown How proud
1:09:23
they'd be, then all at
1:09:25
once he met a man Who
1:09:27
said I'll help you if
1:09:30
I can He listened first to
1:09:32
his song, then he sang
1:09:34
right along, for you see He
1:09:37
loved the little Spanish flea
1:09:53
You'll be the rage, I'll put
1:09:55
you on the stage In
1:09:57
costumes like you never wore Well,
1:09:59
at a glance, he knew
1:10:02
this was his chance Since all
1:10:04
it was, the Spanish star
1:10:06
was born For
1:10:08
when the people heard him
1:10:10
play, they all began to
1:10:12
shout, Oh, yes, he was
1:10:14
the pride of the nation
1:10:16
of singin' Sensation, was he? Though
1:10:20
he was just a Spanish free, a
1:10:22
little Spanish free
1:10:26
A gruelish Spanish free,
1:10:28
he was his
1:10:30
best friend Come
1:10:38
on to my house,
1:10:40
to my house, I'm gonna
1:10:42
give you candy Come
1:10:44
on to my house, to
1:10:46
my house, I'm gonna
1:10:48
give you A voluplum and
1:10:50
an africato Come under
1:10:53
my house, to my house,
1:10:55
of command on to
1:10:57
my house, my house, under
1:11:00
my house, my gonna
1:11:03
give you Beaks and dates
1:11:05
and grapes and a cake Come
1:11:07
on to my house, my
1:11:09
house, I'm gonna My
1:11:11
house, my house, come
1:11:13
on Come on in my
1:11:15
house, in my house
1:11:18
I'ma gonna you candy Come
1:11:20
on my house, in
1:11:22
house, I'ma gonna you
1:11:24
everything Come on
1:11:26
to my house,
1:11:28
to my house,
1:11:31
I'ma give you
1:11:33
Christmas Come on
1:11:35
to my house, to my house,
1:11:37
I'm gonna give you marriage
1:11:39
ring and a popsicle In the
1:11:41
door Come on my house,
1:11:43
my house of on Come on
1:11:45
to my house, my house
1:11:48
is come on Come on
1:11:50
to my house, my house
1:11:52
of command on, let's give you
1:11:54
A beer and a love
1:11:56
of your head Come on to
1:11:58
my house, my house is
1:12:00
come on Come on to my
1:12:02
house, my house, come on
1:12:04
Come on to my house, my
1:12:07
house I'ma gonna give you
1:12:09
an Easter egg Come on to
1:12:11
my house, my house I'ma
1:12:13
gonna give you everything Come
1:12:21
on to my house,
1:12:23
my house I'ma gonna give
1:12:25
you my house Come
1:12:28
on to my house, my
1:12:30
house, I'm gonna give
1:12:32
you home and a dance
1:12:34
and a phonograph too
1:12:36
Come on to my house,
1:12:38
my house, come on
1:12:40
Come on to my house,
1:12:42
my house, come on
1:12:44
Come on to my house,
1:12:46
my house, I'm gonna
1:12:48
give you candy Come on
1:12:50
to my house, my
1:12:52
house, I'm gonna give you
1:12:54
every day Come
1:13:30
on to house, my gonna
1:13:32
give you every day Come on house,
1:13:35
house, gonna be gonna so day
1:13:37
be so kissing. gonna
1:13:39
be so lovely. gonna be so
1:13:41
happy. be
1:13:43
It's gonna so gonna gonna gonna be happy.
1:13:46
day Come on
1:13:48
It's gonna
1:13:50
you every day
1:13:54
happy. It's gonna be
1:13:56
so happy. I
1:14:53
like that pretty good. Da
1:15:00
da da da da da da
1:15:02
da da, now I'm gonna give you
1:15:04
a little, little, uh, The
1:15:08
bottom make this a
1:15:10
little rain. this
1:17:00
About her made us sing a song,
1:17:02
Sing wickety tickety tin About her
1:17:04
made sing a song, she didn't have
1:17:06
her family long Not only did
1:17:08
she do them wrong She
1:17:12
did every one of them in
1:17:14
them in She did every one of
1:17:16
them in One
1:17:20
morning in a fit pee, Sing
1:17:22
rickety -tickety's hymn One morning in
1:17:24
a fit of pee she drowned
1:17:26
her father the creek The tasted
1:17:28
bad for a week And
1:17:32
they had to make do with
1:17:34
gin, with gin, had to make do
1:17:36
with gin Gin.
1:17:44
Gin. Gin.
1:17:51
Her mother she could never
1:17:53
stand. So tickety, ting. Her
1:17:56
she could never stand, And so a
1:17:58
cyanide soup she planned. Her mother died with
1:18:00
a spoon in her hand. She
1:18:12
set her sister's hair
1:18:14
on fire She set her
1:18:16
sister's hair on fire
1:18:18
And as the flames grew
1:18:20
higher and higher She
1:18:22
danced around the funeral pyre
1:18:24
I'm playing the violin, oh
1:18:27
man I'm playing the violin
1:18:45
Her brother down with studs and
1:18:47
rickety -tickety -ting She weighed her
1:18:49
brother down with stones And sent
1:18:52
him down to Damie Jones
1:18:54
And all they ever found were
1:18:56
their bones And occasional pieces
1:18:58
of skin, her skin Occasional pieces
1:19:00
of skin One day when
1:19:02
she had nothing to do She
1:19:05
was rickety -tickety -ting One day
1:19:07
when she had nothing to do
1:19:09
She cut her baby brother
1:19:11
into And served him up as
1:19:13
an Irish stew Was
1:19:19
in, invited the neighbors
1:19:21
in And when at last
1:19:24
the police came by,
1:19:26
saying wik -a -tik -tik -a -tin
1:19:28
And when at last the
1:19:30
police came by, her
1:19:32
terrible deed she couldn't deny
1:19:34
To do so would
1:19:36
be telling a lie And
1:19:38
lying she knew was
1:19:41
a sin, a sin And
1:19:43
lying she knew was
1:19:45
a sin I've
1:20:19
got your picture,
1:20:22
I've got your picture
1:20:24
picture I'd like a
1:20:27
million of you around
1:20:29
myself I
1:20:31
want the doctor to
1:20:33
take a picture So
1:20:36
I can look at
1:20:38
you from inside as
1:20:40
well you get me turning
1:20:42
up and turning down
1:20:44
turning in and turning
1:20:46
Turning Japanese turning Japanese
1:20:49
I really think so turning
1:20:54
Japanese turning
1:20:56
Japanese I
1:20:59
really think
1:21:01
so turning
1:21:03
Japanese, turning
1:21:06
Japanese I
1:21:08
really think
1:21:10
so turning
1:21:13
Japanese, turning
1:21:15
Japanese Completely
1:21:18
Jeff Bunnies
1:21:33
When you were here before Couldn't
1:21:36
look you in the eye
1:21:38
You're just like an angel
1:21:40
Your skin makes me cry
1:21:43
flow like a feather In
1:21:45
a beautiful world I
1:21:47
wish I was special
1:21:50
You're so fucking special
1:21:52
But I'm a creep I'm
1:21:55
a weirdo What the hell
1:21:57
am I doing here? I
1:22:00
don't belong here I don't
1:22:02
care if it hurts I
1:22:04
wanna have control I
1:22:07
want a perfect body
1:22:09
And a matching soul
1:22:12
I want you to notice But
1:22:14
I'm not here You're
1:22:16
so freakin' special I
1:22:19
wish I was special But
1:22:21
I'm a creep I'm
1:22:24
a weirdo What the
1:22:26
heck am I doing here?
1:22:28
I don't belong here
1:22:30
We're so solo Whatever
1:22:50
makes you happy Whatever
1:22:53
you are
1:22:55
You're so
1:22:58
motherfucking special
1:23:00
Waitress, can
1:23:02
I get
1:23:04
the special?
1:23:08
I'm a creep I'm
1:23:11
a weirdo What
1:23:13
the heck am I doing here? I
1:23:16
don't belong here I'm
1:23:18
a creep
1:23:20
I'm a nutjob
1:23:22
What the
1:23:24
hell am I
1:23:26
doing here?
1:23:28
I don't belong
1:23:30
here I
1:23:32
don't belong here
1:23:59
watching! You
1:24:31
can climb the
1:24:33
mountain, you can
1:24:35
swim the sea You
1:24:39
can jump into the
1:24:41
fire, but you'll
1:24:43
never, never, never be
1:24:45
free Ah, you shake
1:24:47
me up, and
1:24:49
you can bring me
1:24:51
down Whoa,
1:24:54
whoa, whoa,
1:24:56
whoa, whoa,
1:24:58
whoa, whoa, whoa We
1:25:01
can make each other
1:25:03
happy, we can
1:25:05
make each other happy
1:25:07
now We
1:25:09
can make each other
1:25:11
happy, baby
1:25:14
Ah, in
1:25:18
the fire,
1:25:20
in the fire,
1:25:23
in the
1:25:25
fire Whoa,
1:25:29
everybody in the
1:25:31
fire, moving higher
1:25:33
You can climb
1:25:35
the mountain, you
1:25:38
can swim the
1:25:40
sea You
1:25:42
can jump into
1:25:44
the fire, you'll never,
1:25:46
never, never be
1:25:48
free No, no, no,
1:25:50
no, no, no,
1:25:52
no Shake me up,
1:25:54
and you can
1:25:56
bring me down Whoa,
1:25:59
whoa won' won'
1:26:03
won' won' won'
1:26:14
we can make each
1:26:16
other happy make
1:26:18
each other happy baby
1:26:23
won' won' I'm
1:26:54
going higher, Lord, cause
1:26:57
I fear it Feeling
1:26:59
happy, feeling happy And
1:27:01
I'll never, never
1:27:04
be free Never,
1:27:06
never be free Higher,
1:27:09
higher, higher, higher
1:27:11
Just make me up,
1:27:13
put me down
1:27:15
Pull me up, put
1:27:17
me down Climb
1:27:20
in the mountain That
1:27:22
you'll never, never,
1:27:24
never, never be free
1:27:28
Yeah, and liver and Baker was
1:27:31
actually the cheap trick of her
1:27:33
day. I know that doesn't sound
1:27:35
good. So I'll just edit it
1:27:37
out Okay, I started up at
1:27:39
top with a cool our cool
1:27:41
our music. We will rock you
1:27:43
Complete with throat singing another one
1:27:45
bites the dust was Duncan disorderly
1:27:47
Okay, those darn accordions and Baba
1:27:49
O 'Reilly. He's a whore from Big
1:27:51
Black Let's see Bob Rivers the
1:27:53
late bob rivers he died this
1:27:55
week this isn't a cover but
1:27:57
i figured i had to do
1:27:59
something for him so uh gonna
1:28:01
miss you bob you did good
1:28:03
work that was magic comet ride
1:28:05
let's say big yellow taxi was
1:28:07
pinhead gunpowder uh and got a
1:28:09
home and got a do you
1:28:11
have any idea who that was
1:28:13
that was madeline con uh recorded
1:28:15
live uh on tv i think
1:28:17
something like that but i was
1:28:19
like i was gobsmacked yeah you
1:28:21
know uh let's see we heard
1:28:24
quintron and miss pussycat from the
1:28:26
Dr. Demento covered in punk album
1:28:28
that was the telephone man we
1:28:30
heard Spanish flea with words I
1:28:32
didn't know there were words but
1:28:34
I guess there had to have
1:28:36
been that was soupy sales Richard
1:28:38
Hayes after that come out of
1:28:40
my house that was written by
1:28:42
Ross bag to Sarian who was
1:28:44
David Seville very good okay some
1:28:46
of these days was Paul Blackman
1:28:48
the one -man band the church
1:28:50
fitters rickety tickety tin covering Tom
1:28:52
Larry yeah more people need to
1:28:54
do that Let's see,
1:28:56
Rick Moranis. An
1:28:58
abbreviated version of turning Japanese.
1:29:01
And we heard Richard Cheese putting
1:29:03
Richard Rick Moranis at bay
1:29:05
with creep. And then
1:29:08
Laverne Baker jump into the fire. Alright.
1:29:11
Okay, so that brings us up to
1:29:13
the closing ceremonies here. We have a
1:29:15
couple more because you know that's what
1:29:18
we do here. No
1:29:20
introduction necessary. You'll probably figure out No, you
1:29:22
won't. Alright, so don't worry about it. Alright,
1:29:24
I'll see you next week. We have more
1:29:26
stuff to come. And, uh, hey,
1:29:28
spring starts next week, alright? Yay! Later.
1:30:30
I could choose my five and I'd assure the hobo Hopin'
1:30:32
just to get it on the club on all nine Well
1:30:38
all we do is stand like the shoes
1:30:40
of government Give the guys different men as guards
1:30:42
we're afraid of those Oh,
1:30:47
what's up? My
1:30:51
eyes lie sizzling And they
1:30:54
also go with diesel Eyes
1:31:00
You're the cool man Say
1:31:02
what reason, colonize and I'd
1:31:04
choose all All right Aye,
1:31:09
aye, it's mine Says that
1:31:11
they also go with diesel
1:31:14
Eyes Reason,
1:31:18
colonize and I'd choose
1:31:20
all All right What
1:31:22
else do you know? Sleeping on the keyman's seat
1:31:24
And I've been choosing I'm alone, trying to walk
1:31:27
A good time, but I'm afraid to go Well,
1:31:31
we were sitting and standing And the shoes were gone,
1:31:33
my man This is due at the counter I'll have
1:31:35
a floor with fries today Aye,
1:31:41
aye, it's mine Says that
1:31:43
they also go with diesel
1:31:45
Eyes You're
1:31:49
the cool man Say what
1:31:52
reason, colonize and I'd choose all
1:31:54
All right Aye, aye,
1:31:59
it's mine There's
1:32:01
a prayer that I was allowed to beat in
1:32:03
the old My
1:32:07
eyes lie, says that
1:32:10
Hey, I'm so cold,
1:32:12
it feels so alive
1:32:16
Get a cool man, say when
1:32:18
freezing cold And there's an ice
1:32:20
in the room, alright Get
1:32:25
an ocean, I
1:32:28
was to beat
1:32:30
old My eyes
1:32:32
lie, I feel
1:32:36
name Hey, I'm so cold,
1:32:38
I'm so cold cold,
1:32:41
I'm so I'm so
1:32:43
cold The persistence of life
1:32:45
is the existence of life It's
1:32:47
the celebration of birth It's
1:32:49
the appreciation of the metaphysical reality
1:32:51
The having of sex in
1:32:53
the physical reality And
1:32:55
it's a happy birthday. Just
1:32:58
EQUITY. I
1:33:00
hope this was meaningful and all of
1:33:02
its meaninglessness. Bye! I
1:33:15
think you won. hand.
1:33:26
I want to hold your hand. Oh,
1:33:30
please say to me and
1:33:32
let me be your friend. And
1:33:34
please say to me, you
1:33:37
let me hold your hand. You
1:33:40
let me hold your hand. I
1:33:44
want to hold your hand.
1:33:47
And when I touch
1:33:49
you, I feel
1:33:51
happy inside. It's
1:33:54
such a feeling that
1:33:56
my love, I can't
1:33:58
hide. I can't hide.
1:34:00
I can hide! Oh,
1:34:03
yeah, yeah, oh, I got
1:34:05
something I think you'll
1:34:08
understand And when
1:34:10
I say that's something I
1:34:12
want to hold you hand I
1:34:15
want to hold you
1:34:17
hand I want to hold
1:34:19
you hand I
1:34:21
want to hold you hand
1:34:23
I want to hold
1:34:26
you hand O
1:34:34
Plati o Plati o
1:34:36
Plati o Plata Pedro
1:34:48
en la tarima suena
1:34:50
a su trombón Celia
1:34:52
con la or que estaba a
1:34:54
cantar Pedro
1:34:57
dice a celia,
1:34:59
eres un bonbon
1:35:01
Y celia, sonriente,
1:35:03
empieza a tararear
1:35:05
Obladi, oblada, vamos
1:35:07
pa' allá Que
1:35:09
la pieza va a
1:35:11
empezar Obladi,
1:35:14
oblada, vamos pa'
1:35:16
allá Mira
1:35:19
que sabroso está Pedro
1:35:22
en el tranvía al
1:35:25
joyero va Y un
1:35:27
anillo de oro le
1:35:29
compró Y
1:35:31
va ver a celia que
1:35:33
en la orquesta está Se
1:35:35
lo regala al tumba de
1:35:37
esta canción Obladi,
1:35:39
oblada, vamos
1:35:42
pa' allá Que
1:35:44
la pieza va a
1:35:46
empezar Obladi,
1:35:48
oblada, vamos
1:35:50
pa' allá
1:35:52
Mira que sabroso
1:35:55
está Pocos
1:35:57
años después uno
1:35:59
ganó a
1:36:05
of love for
1:36:08
you to enjoy the
1:36:10
love of the
1:36:12
birds there is
1:36:14
Pedro directing his
1:36:17
work and his children
1:36:19
go to the
1:36:21
compas he
1:36:23
came home with the colors and
1:36:25
his rubors and one night he
1:36:27
had a color that he was
1:36:29
to sing Obladi
1:36:32
oblada vamos pa
1:36:34
ya que
1:36:36
la fiesta va a empezar Obladi
1:36:39
oblada vamos
1:36:42
pa ya
1:36:44
mira que sabroso
1:36:47
esta tentando
1:36:49
ya Obladi
1:36:51
oblada tu
1:37:01
pasal tiempo y la vida
1:37:03
es igual si canto la
1:37:06
viola la dar de que
1:37:08
me voy a quejar Pedro
1:37:10
Perucho es serigito es muy
1:37:12
bonito y muy cariño se
1:37:14
abraza un poquito porque le
1:37:16
grito tu estas sabroso tu
1:37:18
pasal tiempo y la vida
1:37:20
es igual si canto la
1:37:22
viola la dar de que
1:37:25
me voy a quejar es
1:37:27
orqueta suena con la estica
1:37:29
pa que tu bailes con
1:37:31
sus ansitas el obladi tiene
1:37:33
sus andunca el oblado tiene
1:37:35
buena rumba Obladi
1:37:54
oblada y obladi pa
1:37:56
gozar y lo tiene
1:37:59
gozar This
1:38:29
die. This
1:38:37
black
1:38:39
guy
1:38:42
is
1:38:44
like
1:38:49
treasure, and if you want him
1:38:52
the truth, you're
1:38:55
going die. This
1:39:00
black guy a and don't want him
1:39:02
truth, die.
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