5:17

Say, do

5:19

we have

5:21

any druids

5:23

in the

5:25

audience? any Well,

5:27

hi, yeah,

5:29

this one's

5:31

for you.

5:33

audience? Well, hi, yeah,

5:35

this one is for

5:37

groovy little

5:39

yourselves, a groovy little

5:41

solstice, mythros, one now

5:44

on, the

5:46

days are

5:49

longer than

5:51

the night.

5:58

Yeah! Have

6:01

yourselves. A

6:03

groovey little

6:05

solstice. Nush

6:07

out on

6:10

food Yeah, make

6:12

make little

6:15

pigs of pigs of

6:17

we'll all

6:20

dance naked dance naked

6:22

in a fair. If

6:31

you are

6:33

a dazzling urbanite,

6:37

a smudge suburbanite.

6:39

Hey, that's

6:42

cool true.

6:45

You don't don't

6:48

have to lead

6:50

a boring country

6:53

life to move

6:55

on life

6:57

life as a

6:59

rule. someday

7:05

soon we'll all

7:07

all dance nude

7:10

together if utility rates

7:12

allow you know

7:14

know funky Edison

7:17

guys, you

7:19

know Until

7:22

then you

7:24

know until then

7:27

we'll dawn our

7:30

ritual To

7:33

have

7:36

ourselves a

7:38

a movie little

7:41

solstice now. Take

7:43

it Take

7:46

it

7:48

away guys

8:00

So are y'all having a good So

8:02

this a good time

8:04

this evening, Are they putting booze in

8:06

the drinks they putting booze

8:08

in the drinks tonight,

8:10

huh? remember folks, the folks,

8:12

the more you drink,

8:15

the better we sound,

8:17

yeah. we sound, yeah. The

8:27

Royal Rockers, ladies and gentlemen,

8:29

aren't they wonderful? and Thank

8:31

you, thank you very much, thank you, the

8:34

boys, thank you. you

8:36

very much, thank you.

8:38

The boys, thank you.

8:41

we're swinging now. If

8:56

you are

8:58

a budding

9:01

feminist, feminist. Yeah,

9:03

buddy. Hey, I'm the

9:06

old paganist. You'll agree

9:09

that burning you logs

9:11

to celebrate winter

9:15

beats serving that

9:17

dinner dinner

9:21

to chauvinist her.

9:24

So they

9:27

soon will

9:29

all dance

9:31

new new together if

9:33

utility rates allow. It

9:35

even more

9:37

to get

9:40

naked, you

9:42

know. to get then,

9:45

Until then, we'll down

9:47

our ritual woes and

9:49

vow. And we'll

9:51

you do

9:53

what I'm

9:55

saying. you do what

9:57

I'm saying. Now ourselves,

9:59

a groovy little solstice,

10:01

A half your sales,

10:03

a stringing little solstice,

10:05

Aile you little

10:07

solstice Hey,

10:09

all you

10:11

wizards and

10:14

you And

10:16

all you

10:18

crazy witches have a

10:20

groovy little

10:22

solstice nah. Have

10:40

a happy, happy

10:42

solstice It's solstice time

10:44

again appears to stop to

10:47

tracks. It starts with daylight later. Soon

10:49

baseball will be through. And if you

10:51

have a if you grass

10:53

will soon be rest will

10:55

soon be through the

10:57

sun is solar o'er and drink a

10:59

drink a lot

11:01

of wine We cut

11:04

log pass it round

11:06

And try to

11:08

spill our wine Even

11:10

though it's cold

11:12

and dark For a

11:14

long, long while

11:16

We know eventually We

11:18

can lay in

11:20

the park So light

11:23

a bunch of

11:25

candles And then round

11:27

the fire It's

11:29

solstice time again And

11:31

I ain't no

11:33

liar the

11:55

sun, a solar or a

11:57

man And drink a lot

11:59

of wine We round The cheese

12:01

walk past it ground and try to

12:04

steal our minds Even though

12:06

it's cold and dark for

12:08

a long, long while We

12:10

know eventually we can play

12:12

in the park So light

12:14

on the candle and dance

12:17

around the fire It's

12:19

solstice time again and

12:21

I ain't no lie I

12:24

ain't no lie

12:26

no lie We're

12:30

gonna get lighter I

12:33

know we're gonna get stronger

12:35

In the snow, I know If

12:38

you live in

12:40

Africa, Ohio So

12:43

solstice time, solstice time

12:45

So five more things will be a

12:47

be a lot better time,

13:30

time So time, time

13:39

time, time

13:41

So solstice time, time,

13:45

time So time, time

13:48

solstice time, solstice time Do

13:57

you feel

14:00

the cold? it's

14:02

can you feel

14:05

the cool

14:07

breeze before The

14:13

ice is

14:15

slowly melting, as

14:19

we wait

14:21

for the clouds

14:59

clouds It takes

15:02

life, but it's

15:04

a gift That

15:08

the breeze gets

15:10

over Makes

15:16

you go some kind

15:18

of crazy But

15:22

still it is

15:25

your fault But

15:57

still fault

16:24

You You

17:26

You You

18:00

And everything's turned

18:02

around We

18:04

have a world we

18:06

used to be born

18:08

And it never was

18:10

a storm But guys

18:12

have died And everything's

18:14

turned upside down And

18:16

now it's cold outside

18:18

And the rain is

18:20

falling down And it's

18:23

hot and brown And

18:25

it's just And

18:27

now it's cold outside

18:29

And it's all because

18:32

of you Cause it's

18:34

not the time to

18:36

take the pain We

18:51

have a world we used

18:53

to be so good And just

18:55

years to be funny But

18:57

guys have died And

18:59

everything's turned around We

19:03

have a world we

19:05

used to be born

19:07

And it never was

19:09

a storm But guys

19:11

have died And everything's

19:13

turned upside down And

19:15

now it's cold outside

19:17

And the rain is

19:19

falling down And it's

19:21

hot and brown And

19:26

it's cold outside And

19:28

it's all because of

19:30

you Cause it's not

19:32

the time to take

19:34

the pain And

19:39

now it's cold

19:41

outside And the rain

19:44

is falling down

19:46

And it's all because

19:48

of you And

19:50

now it's cold outside

19:53

And it's all

19:55

because of you Cause

19:57

it's not the

19:59

time to pain She

20:02

makes you love

20:04

me, she makes you

20:06

love me, she

20:08

makes you love me

20:11

She me

20:22

Oh

20:25

boy

20:30

14 to 22 inches

20:32

of snow. Oh

20:34

of snow. paralyzed,

20:37

crippling. Breaking storm comes

20:39

the day! Jack Frostnipbins,

20:42

have you know? Jack

20:44

Frost. Jack Frostnipins, have

20:47

Frost nibbles

20:49

and you

20:51

know Oh

20:54

boy. And

20:57

have up Oh boy.

21:00

Great! But that's me! Jack but

21:02

that's me! Jack Frost!

21:05

That's my name! Yes! And

21:07

problem number one that started all today, 35

21:09

degrees, so when the snow one

21:11

to start in, kicks degrees

21:13

so when the snow

21:15

comes in kicks temperatures

21:17

down it initially initially melted

21:20

turns to black ice! ice!

21:23

Oh yeah! You've

21:26

had it! Enough already!

21:29

Frost nibbles and you know

21:32

Jack Frost Jack

21:34

Frost nibbles

21:36

and you know

21:38

think that dressed

21:41

up like the blizzard in the

21:43

knows That's man! Who

21:45

do you think

21:47

brings you all the

21:49

blizzards in the

21:52

snow days? Problem, number two!

21:54

14 to 22 inches

21:56

of snow! Winding

21:59

down - Saturday

22:01

afternoon. Tertiary problem? Yeah,

22:04

I've been reading the

22:06

dictionary. Blowing it, drifting!

22:09

Oh, three, four, five

22:11

feet, drifts! So you

22:13

shovel, just back over,

22:16

shovel, drift, show. Sun

22:18

comes back Sunday, Monday.

22:21

More snow shower related

22:23

Tuesday. I need to

22:25

grow up just check,

22:28

I'll say. Cool

22:33

is a word that seems

22:35

to change meaning every time

22:38

it's used. Yeah, it does.

22:40

Cool means something all by

22:43

itself. But it's like trying

22:45

to define him. You know,

22:48

he'll hip in general or

22:50

righteousness, you know? Kind of

22:53

a little bit of a

22:55

breather. Take me a step

22:57

back from it all. Mother

23:00

Nature's cold, Icy stare. are

23:04

gross, throttling us, choking

23:07

us! Well I got

23:09

something for you! I'm

23:12

gonna pawn you! With

23:14

two parts hydrogen and

23:17

one part oxygen, as

23:19

we stroll on it

23:22

through the nighttime hours,

23:24

and then I'm gonna

23:27

drop the snow hammer

23:29

upon you! Well let

23:32

me tell you what

23:34

you're gonna do. You're

23:37

gonna find the ground

23:39

up pigshnouts, horses tails.

23:42

They're called stadium dogs

23:44

and oh! They're all

23:47

so delicioso! Oh, since

23:49

you've been gone, and

23:51

of the season, winter

23:54

is hell, close to

23:56

play. I

24:01

get no kicks

24:03

walking down several.

24:06

And all those

24:08

chicks, they some

24:10

adjust to, don't

24:13

know what it's

24:15

all about winter

24:18

is here. And

24:20

all the season.

24:23

And there's a

24:25

fly in my

24:27

champagne. I

24:32

just can't mix

24:35

in all the

24:38

clubs around town.

24:40

Now labels in

24:43

and they are

24:46

freezing my pound.

24:48

Yacht on a

24:51

yacht. Although you

24:53

are hot, forget

24:56

me nut, because

24:59

I will be

25:01

hurt by the

25:03

time you retort,

25:05

and now you

25:07

are gone. And

25:10

of the season,

25:12

winter will come,

25:14

any day. Back

25:18

in the scrum,

25:21

on a wet

25:23

afternoon, Down in

25:26

the mud, dreaming

25:29

of death, Singing

25:31

like your sister,

25:34

As little, terneably

25:37

gay. No, not

25:40

me, dear boy,

25:43

the song. Oh

25:50

no, it's the end of the song. It's

26:03

be a

26:06

be your blue winter

26:09

you It's gonna

26:12

gonna be

26:14

a blue

26:16

winter for

26:18

me While

26:21

other lovers

26:23

sit holding

26:25

hands by

26:27

a warm

26:30

fireplace I

26:32

lay home

26:35

all alone longing

26:37

for your

26:40

warm embrace It's

26:42

gonna be a

26:45

blue. winter without

26:47

you I'm

26:50

heading for

26:53

a blue winter

26:55

I see I

26:59

love to young

27:01

to grow old

27:04

Darling don't leave

27:06

me out in

27:08

the cold Don't

27:10

let it be

27:13

a blue winter

27:15

for me It's

27:36

love to young

27:39

to grow old

27:41

Darling don't leave

27:43

me out in

27:46

the cold Don't

27:48

let it be

27:50

a blue winter

27:53

for me Don't

27:56

let it be a blue

28:00

Oh winter, for

28:03

me

28:26

Oh winter,

28:29

long you'll be

28:31

away from

28:34

me Oh winter,

28:37

long you'll be

28:39

in me of

28:41

memory You'll

28:43

be in school

28:45

while I dream

28:47

of a love Until

28:50

July and

28:52

August Oh

28:55

winter, long

28:57

I'll watch the

28:59

stars And

29:01

I will think

29:03

of you I'll

29:06

watch the stars,

29:09

what more is

29:11

there to do

29:13

You'll be in

29:16

school while I

29:18

dream of a

29:20

love Until July

29:23

and August Oh

29:26

winter, long

29:28

you can go

29:30

to parties

29:32

And have some

29:35

fun, but

29:37

remember baby I'm

29:39

the only

29:41

one, one, one

29:44

You'll soon be

29:47

home and

29:49

we can look

29:51

You'll soon

29:54

be home and

29:56

darling until

29:58

then He'll be

30:00

at school

30:03

while I dream

30:05

of Of

30:07

10 July

30:09

and August

30:11

All winter

30:14

long The

30:34

sun will shine in

30:36

the summer and I'll be

30:38

fine in the summer but

30:40

then I I have

30:42

you you up to when

30:44

winter comes comes

30:46

nice and warm in

30:48

the summer in I'll

30:50

be informed in the

30:53

summer in But then I

30:55

gotta have you To

30:57

cuddle up to when

30:59

winter comes when winter comes

31:01

summer I'll be playing

31:03

On a tennis court But

31:06

in the winter

31:08

Just like the groundhog

31:10

I'll turn into an indoor

31:12

sport. An apple and the

31:14

summer summer. And hug the

31:17

shore in the

31:19

summer But then I

31:21

gotta have you

31:23

To cuddle up to

31:25

when winter comes playing

31:40

the groundhog

31:44

sport court

31:46

But

31:50

on

31:54

court All

31:57

summer I'll be

31:59

playing out on a

32:01

tennis court Wide

32:04

in the winter Just

32:06

like the ground hall, I'll turn

32:08

into an indoor sport.

32:10

I pull an in the

32:13

summer I'll be the

32:15

shore in the summer

32:17

then I then I

32:19

gotta have you To

32:22

color. to when winter

32:24

comes I

32:26

gotta have I

32:28

gotta have

32:31

I gotta have

32:33

you When

32:35

winter comes When

32:37

winter comes Come

32:40

on in when winter

32:42

comes Oh, it's

32:44

nice when winter comes

33:01

I wake up in the morning

33:03

And it's 40 below The weatherman

33:05

tells me it's too cold The

33:07

snow I look out the window

33:09

And I know that it's light

33:11

My car's out of sight And

33:14

the snow's still don't know. the car

33:16

start? Hey, you know it won't

33:18

Did they plow the road? You

33:20

know they don't Am I late

33:22

for work? You know you are Stuck

33:25

again So is your car!

33:27

I shovel and I shovel And

33:29

I shovel that snow I

33:31

gotta get out But my car

33:33

won't go I get the

33:35

cabin fever When the north wind

33:38

blows I gotta get out

33:40

But my car won't go I

33:42

call up the neighbor He's

33:44

got four -wheel drive He can't

33:46

get out He's buried alive Snow

33:48

shoe place in 52. I

33:50

I up up Cause

33:53

I feel so blue

33:55

Prank off the blower. Hey,

33:57

he won't run Grab shovel

34:00

much more fun my back is

34:02

broken halfway there snow and

34:04

again well I don't care I

34:06

shovel and I shovel and

34:08

I shovel let snow I gotta

34:10

get out but my car

34:13

won't go I get the cabin

34:15

fever when the north wind

34:17

blows I gotta get out but

34:19

my car won't go I

34:34

got a hot date

34:36

I can't be late

34:38

I'm still snowed just

34:40

can't wait I'm stuck

34:42

in the drive in the

34:44

in the house the house, watching

34:46

TV, on on the couch, eating

34:48

again Oh, what up for? I jumped

34:50

aside. I eat some more. I eat some

34:52

more. I look like hell. Well, loosen

34:54

of these days days, this snow's

34:57

gonna melt. I shovel and shovel

34:59

let snow I gotta

35:01

get out but my

35:03

car won't go I

35:05

get the cabin fever

35:07

when the north wind

35:09

blows I gotta get

35:11

out but my car

35:13

won't go I shovel

35:15

and I shovel and

35:17

I shovel let snow

35:20

I shovel and I

35:22

shovel and I shovel

35:24

let snow I gotta

35:26

get out but won't

35:28

go I gotta get

35:30

out but my car

35:32

won't go I shovel

35:34

and I shovel and

35:36

I shovel let snow

35:38

Oh winter's here with

35:40

all the all the snow And

35:42

the the surly slush the

35:45

road from home, The salty spray

35:47

upon my window me me

35:49

wish that replace my

35:51

wiper blade. whipper

35:53

whipper whipper blades

35:55

my whipper whipper

35:58

whipper blades I

36:00

wish that I'd wiper, wiper

36:02

blades my wifeer blades. I wish that

36:04

my wiper blades blades. Salty

36:07

spray from semis that do pass. They

36:09

turned my my windshield into bathroom

36:11

glass turn I turned

36:13

the knob, but I

36:16

come to the conclusion that

36:18

I I did not

36:20

fill up my washer solution. My

36:23

wiper, wiper, wiper

36:25

fluid My

36:27

wiper, wiper, wiper

36:29

fluid My wiper,

36:32

wiper, wiper fluid I

36:34

wish that I'd replace

36:36

my wiper fluid that

36:42

I'd

36:46

replaced

36:49

my

36:53

wiper

36:57

wiper, wiper, wiper fluid fluid

37:01

My wiper, wiper, fluid My

37:04

wiper, that I'd wiper,

37:06

wiper blades. Down the expressway, 80-M-P-H. I

37:09

can make out headlights, daylight's, frosted

37:11

I can make dashes a

37:13

clearing, where both plates do scrape, I

37:15

can see down by

37:17

the on the passenger seat. My wick,

37:19

wick, I can see

37:21

wick, wick, wick, wick, the

37:23

passenger wick, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick,

37:25

wor, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick,

37:28

wick, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick,

37:30

wick, Whipber Whipber wick,

37:32

Blades wick, wick, Whipber Whipber

37:34

Whipber Blades I

37:36

that that my

37:39

my wiper blades. My wiper

37:41

wiper wiper blades. My

37:44

Whipber Whipber Whipber

37:46

Blades time under late.

37:49

My wiper. Wiper. Wiper. Wiper.

37:51

Wiper. Whipber Blades

37:53

I wish that I'd

37:55

replaced my Whipber Blades Winter's

38:18

here, It's

38:21

10 degrees below.

38:23

It's a

38:25

perfect time hit

38:27

hit Sebastian We can

38:29

do more. or

38:31

skate, build a snowman

38:34

on the lake In

38:36

the frozen little city, Minneapolis

38:41

Oh the sun is

38:43

shining bright, on

38:45

10 ,000 frozen lakes

38:48

Just think of

38:50

all the things

38:52

we can do

38:54

The northern lights

38:56

around tonight as

38:58

brilliant as can

39:00

be And I

39:02

get to see

39:04

them with you

39:18

Water art, the

39:20

Guthrie and

39:22

the Falls Grab

39:24

your bike, let's

39:27

try to see

39:29

them all Juicy Lucy's

39:31

Lake Kahoo, Target's

39:33

Peel First Avenue

39:35

How I love this

39:37

little city, Minneapolis

39:42

Oh the sun is

39:44

shining bright, on

39:46

10 ,000 frozen lakes

39:48

Just think of

39:50

all the things we

39:53

can do The

39:55

northern lights around tonight

39:57

as be That's

39:59

pretty as can be

40:03

And I get to

40:05

see them with you It's

40:13

not the center of

40:15

the world Cause that's New

40:17

York It's

40:19

not a Paris or

40:22

a Rome It's

40:26

not LA But

40:29

that's Okay.

40:31

Cause Minneapolis

40:34

is home Oh,

40:47

the sunny, shining

40:49

bright The heart and

40:51

plastic frozen legs

40:53

To think of all

40:55

the things We

40:57

can do But

41:00

all the lights are

41:02

out tonight As pretty

41:05

as can be

41:07

And I get to

41:09

see them with you Yes,

41:13

I do I

41:16

do How

41:19

I love you To

41:21

our fair city, Minneapolis

41:34

Oh, I thank you, thank you,

41:36

thank you. Thank you. Hey, I

41:38

just live in Minneapolis. I'm glad they

41:40

finally caught up with me and

41:42

let me know how much they appreciate

41:45

the fact that I used to

41:47

live there and don't live there anymore.

41:49

Okay, that's the big thing. Good

41:51

evening, ABC here with you. Usuring in

41:53

winter a going to

41:55

have bit early this year because

41:58

next week we're going to have

42:00

a Christmas show next week, winter show

42:02

this week who knows?

42:04

after the week after that but then

42:06

you know what happens then the

42:08

year of our doom 2025 all right

42:11

anyway we started out with it

42:13

was in the moon of winter

42:15

time it's a Huron Indian Carol of

42:17

the solstice we heard blind Sam

42:19

and that was have yourself a groovy

42:21

little solstice. I think Eric Lindgren

42:23

had his hands in there somewhere. That

42:26

was from 1984. The Happy Solstice

42:28

song was Ralph Kearney. We heard from

42:30

the Flying Eyes in 2009. That

42:32

was winter. Let's see, Steve Bader's 1979,

42:34

it's cold outside. And then we

42:36

heard a mash-up from DJ BC. No

42:39

relation, no relation at all. That

42:41

was Jack Frost versus the Weatherman. Okay,

42:43

and a bunch of people in

42:45

there, you know who they were. Lance

42:47

Percival, end of the season, because

42:49

it's now the end of fall, and

42:52

what are you gonna do, right?

42:54

That goes back to the 1966, you

42:56

know, back when they took things

42:58

seriously, right? Remember Blue Winter was

43:00

Connie Francis. We heard from Sherry Starlin,

43:02

Sherry Starlin, remember that name. It's

43:04

just a great name. I don't know.

43:07

All winter long? Let's see, when

43:09

winter comes was my sweetie, Joanie Summers,

43:11

don't you dare, I saw her

43:13

first. Anyway, we also heard from Deupers,

43:16

from the U.P. of Michigan, the

43:18

Upper Peninsula. My car won't go from

43:20

1987. They're from Ispimming. Who do

43:22

you know is from Ispimming? Yeah, right.

43:24

And then let's see, the wiper

43:26

blades from Haywood. Thanks, my go-to guy

43:29

for All Things music and then

43:31

Minneapolis by a guy named Lee Rude.

43:33

Yeah, I lived in Minneapolis for

43:35

winter. I took the bus through the

43:37

cold in the morning and I

43:39

lived a block or so away

43:41

from the Mississippi River. It's pretty cool,

43:44

pretty cool place. But hey, when

43:46

the winter fades... There and

43:48

the springtime comes

43:50

up. It's just

43:52

that comes up right.

43:54

Anyway, done know so

43:57

anyway Yeah, we're

43:59

trying to stay warm

44:01

here tonight, but

44:03

to don't care if

44:05

it's winter or

44:07

not We still

44:10

have to pay

44:12

attention to our sponsor

44:14

or not. We still have to

44:16

pay attention to our sponsor. Crosby

44:36

taste that comes on coo.

45:01

It's a pleasure It's

45:10

the waters It's

45:14

the coolers

45:16

Oh, I see

45:19

Where the chronic rush dictates

45:21

That I'm gone cool Whip

45:30

whip I

45:40

see Chili

45:45

It's the wildest Feel

45:48

the coolest rush dictates

45:50

That I'm gone cool It's

45:54

a pleasure It's

45:57

a Please, please. It's

46:01

the It's

46:30

the greatest where

46:32

the falling frosty taste

46:34

comes on Cool. Let's do

46:36

it one more do it

46:38

one more time Oh,

46:41

It's the wildest.

46:44

the wildest Where

46:47

the greatest where

46:49

the falling frosty

46:51

taste comes on

46:53

cool It's

46:58

fresh up Look

47:07

out everybody, I'm hot in

47:09

the car Gonna blow my

47:11

whistle on the whooping holler

47:13

Now the old folks said

47:15

it and they can't be

47:17

beat You just can't get

47:19

love and there ain't no no heat.

47:21

Come on here Super, let's have a little heat. Children's

47:23

in the pot with the smoke, big feet. Coal bread's

47:25

ready, the collar green's done, set up that steam, we

47:27

gonna have a little fun Come

47:29

on, on what's the what's the

47:31

matter with the steam? Stop drinking

47:33

that that peat. on out of

47:35

that of that tree. Whiskey's on

47:37

the table and the and the

47:39

crack in the rock. He up quick, quick,

47:41

cause to rock to rock. Been full of

47:43

cold, killing the real dry. Bit that furnace with

47:45

the pipe in the sky What

47:47

in the hole? Match ready to light. Slow that door

47:49

with all door with all your

47:51

might Let the it reaches the

47:53

it reaches the top Let

47:55

the safety valve she's she's ready

47:57

to We're on the rock and roll

47:59

Till it real warm But

48:01

what we gonna do won't

48:03

be no do won't be no harm. Come

48:06

on, Super, let's have a little heat.

48:08

Get set, everything's going to be alright.

48:10

Sewell that's super. Set down that's pea.

48:12

Ari. We're going to have some heat.

48:14

Let's have some heat. We're going to

48:17

rock and roll before we get the

48:19

bowl. Let's have some heat. We got

48:21

the beautiful. Like coal, killing real dry.

48:23

Big fat friends with pipe in

48:25

the sky. Put in the hole, match

48:28

ready to light, light, slam

48:30

all your with all

48:32

might. leaping till it till

48:34

it reaches the top,

48:36

the safety valve jump till

48:39

ready to pop. to pop.

48:41

We're and roll till

48:43

it gets roll warm.

48:45

But what we're

48:47

gonna do won't be

48:49

no do won't be

48:52

no hard. Come on

48:54

super, let's have a

48:56

little. Get set. Everything

48:58

going be on free.

49:00

Soon that's super set

49:03

down to me, all

49:05

right! Let's have some

49:07

heat! Let's have some

49:09

heat! Let's have some

49:11

heat! We're gonna rock

49:13

this way until the

49:16

break of the day!

49:18

Let's have some heat!

49:20

Let's have some heat! Let's

49:23

have some heat! Shut that

49:25

door, it's freezing cold in

49:27

here. Shut that door, shut

49:30

that door. I'm feeling rather

49:32

queer. I haven't felt myself

49:35

all day, because I've been

49:37

all alone. So come inside

49:39

and shut that door and

49:42

make yourself a return. I

49:44

got laryngitis, my throat was

49:47

very sore, went to see

49:49

my doctor, his wife answered

49:51

the door. I whispered in my

49:53

voice with fairy horse. She whispered

49:56

no and told me in and

49:58

promptly shut that door. Shut

50:00

that door! Shut that

50:02

door! shut freezing cold in

50:04

here! cold in that door! Shut

50:06

that door! I'm feeling

50:08

rather rather queer. I haven't felt

50:10

myself all day, I've been

50:12

all alone So come inside

50:15

and shut that door and

50:17

make yourself at home Well,

50:19

I'm worn out, I wish I could could

50:21

down for a for a minute.

50:23

The he came in and

50:25

my temperature was high He

50:27

said, now kick off all your clothes,

50:29

there's no need he's eating shy. I

50:31

stood there wearing just smile, and

50:33

was was... I pretend. Don't know

50:35

where the draft came from,

50:37

but I know where

50:39

it went Shut that that door!

50:41

Shut that door! It's

50:43

freezing cold in here that door!

50:45

that door! Shut that

50:48

door! I'm feeling rather queer! I

50:50

haven't felt myself all day,

50:52

been all alone So come

50:54

inside shut that door and make

50:56

at home Just look at this of

50:58

this microphone here Feeling

51:04

ill the other night,

51:06

dreamt I went to heaven. Join the cue

51:08

at the pearly gazing stretch from to

51:11

together. Sir Peter's I'm hurrying inside,

51:13

I'm frozen the the call. Didn't realize,

51:15

I was below and shut

51:17

that door door. Shut that

51:19

door! Shut that door! It's

51:21

freezing cold in here

51:23

Shut that door! that that

51:25

door! I'm feeling rather

51:27

I haven't haven't felt myself

51:29

all day, I've been

51:32

all alone So come

51:34

inside and shut that

51:36

door and make yourself

51:38

a home got no security. door!

51:41

door! dear, I've got runny I've got

51:43

running for long, on think? Because I have a

51:45

of brandy, get brandy. Get us a

51:47

brandy. it water, oh dear, I'm elected on

51:49

to water I'll be back to killing

51:51

me again again. Oh yes,

51:53

that's a go Snowfall,

52:06

it'll cover up your cares, it's coming down

52:09

heavy coming down heavy

52:11

tonight drift right over your worries,

52:13

little down over your

52:15

worries, it's easing down

52:17

snow tonight it's just get

52:19

up every like it's

52:21

just another day

52:23

Seems just like the

52:26

one before way. another's

52:28

on its way Too

52:30

tired to get myself

52:32

together, too stuck

52:34

to get away away. Ask me

52:36

what me what I'm

52:38

here for and I

52:41

really couldn't say say.

52:43

Snowfall! Snowfall! It'll cover up your

52:45

it's coming down heavy

52:47

tonight heavy tonight. Snowfall! Snowfall! over

52:49

your a it's easing

52:51

down snow tonight It's easing

52:53

down snow tonight. It's easing down

52:55

the down Decendown why? Everything's all right.

52:58

It's easing down snow

53:00

tonight I

53:14

see so many people walking

53:16

in the in the try to

53:18

look I in the eye, to look

53:20

my feet the world is

53:23

too much with us, I

53:25

heard the poet say Now the world

53:27

will stand right here and

53:29

you can spin away the poet

53:31

say, I will stand right here and you coming

53:33

down heavy tonight It

53:35

will cover up your cares, right

53:37

over your worries, it's

53:39

easing down snow tonight It's

53:42

down down, song.

53:45

He's down Everything's

53:47

all right. It's It's

53:49

easing down

53:51

snow tonight.

54:06

At night I sit alone, and

54:08

maybe maybe watch take my car

54:10

for take my oil and get

54:13

a loot I eat the

54:15

food, I'd do the job

54:17

on Friday, get the pay I

54:19

eat the food, I do toaster miss

54:21

me if I moved away? the

54:23

pay. Wouldn't my toaster miss me if I'm down

54:25

heavy tonight The cover

54:27

up in little group

54:30

brought over your worries,

54:32

down down the snow

54:34

tonight It's easing

54:36

down down what? easing

54:38

down all right. It's easing down

54:41

it's easing down

54:43

snow tonight easing

54:45

down snow tonight

55:17

When the leaves are

55:19

off the trees, and I

55:21

feel that chilly breeze I

55:23

want go where the

55:25

weather's fine, fine you don't

55:27

have to shovel have to

55:29

shovel no reason we

55:31

should stay we just

55:33

three days away three

55:35

need to lock

55:37

the house with a

55:39

key the we own

55:41

is in the

55:43

RV, we own go the army.

55:45

Let's go. the the birds.

55:47

cause snow smoke is a

55:49

a four letter word

56:03

There's a place a don't

56:05

need a need a coat. the

56:08

place that gets my gets my

56:10

boat. me, but I'm not

56:12

a fan, a fan of up

56:14

like the Michelin Michelin don't

56:16

know where know where be,

56:18

but it sure ain't Canada

56:20

in February in it

56:22

starts to get dark

56:24

at three, and I start

56:27

to look like my

56:29

photo I start to look like my photo ID,

56:31

let's the the birds. Because

56:34

snow is a a

56:37

word. word my bags ready for

56:39

my annual my bags

56:41

ready for my annual

56:43

vacation, got my six

56:45

six months of medication.

56:47

be fleeing as

56:49

fast as a cheetah,

56:51

cheetah. The only ice I want

56:53

my is in my margarita. Music

57:05

There's a special kind

57:07

of delight, of hear the to

57:09

hear the temperature I do I

57:12

really have to say, I

57:14

always sounds much warmer

57:16

that way much

57:18

the weather channel on,

57:20

to see up where

57:23

I come from what's get

57:25

a thrill come I

57:27

know, a thrill when I feet

57:30

of snow got go, of snow,

57:32

let's go. the the geese. out

57:36

for the state

57:38

police police.

57:41

Let's go.

57:45

the the ducks.

57:48

Cuz snow. sucks

57:52

sucks. Let's

57:54

go, follow

57:57

the birds Cos

58:00

snow is a

58:02

four letter word

58:07

is

58:09

a

58:20

We're not putting up with old

58:22

man winter Don't

58:24

bother hanging up that

58:27

mistletoe Pack

58:29

it in a trunk

58:31

with all our all our

58:33

presents and a that old

58:36

snow shovel old snow here

58:38

today we're Had enough of

58:40

roasting all these of roasting

58:42

all these want Jack Frost

58:45

nipping at our Frost nipping

58:47

at our toes. Parnoel won't tease you down

58:49

in old a sleigh ride

58:51

It's a sleigh ride in fora. We'll

58:54

be drinking Bloody Mary's

58:56

in the the beach Eating

58:59

boy and hoping we're

59:01

not outside Santa's Reach, swimming with

59:03

the is the ocean and

59:05

green barbers, malls and

59:08

traffic jams and credit

59:10

card machines cards. You can't

59:12

get off my heart! Don't move find

59:14

a way to have our

59:16

Christmas a way to have our Christmas.

59:18

on palm trees by the

59:20

sea by the sea. this rope

59:22

around the sleigh Help

59:24

me hitch it to the

59:26

to the boat. We don't need

59:28

no reindeer and we sure

59:30

don't need no snow need

59:32

no turn this turn this into

59:34

a valley a valley. Ho! Ho!

59:36

a sleigh ride in Poropora

1:00:28

Let's start planning now

1:00:30

for Easter Island, come

1:00:32

more spring. One in

1:00:35

romantic to the drums

1:00:37

beneath the stars beneath

1:00:39

the always be my

1:00:42

always be sweetie while we're our

1:00:44

sleigh ride on

1:00:46

our sleigh ride in Pora. It's

1:00:48

sleigh ride in Bora

1:00:51

Bora It's

1:00:54

a sleigh

1:00:56

ride in

1:00:58

Bora Bora

1:01:22

We'll hear the sleigh bells ringin'

1:01:24

And hear the children singin'

1:01:26

Winter is on the way, winter

1:01:28

is on the way We'll

1:01:30

see the snowflakes falling And hear

1:01:32

your old friends call Winter

1:01:34

is on the way, winter is

1:01:37

on the way We'll

1:01:47

see the waters breezin' And

1:01:49

hear the people sleep Winter

1:01:51

is on the way, winter

1:01:54

is on the way We'll

1:01:56

see the bright lights glowin'

1:01:58

And hear the cold winds

1:02:00

blowin' When We're the it's

1:02:02

all the way, the

1:02:04

way. We're the

1:02:07

rest of

1:02:09

in way. And

1:02:13

I love dancing

1:02:15

with you With

1:02:17

all my kiss and quick whims

1:02:19

of you When I

1:02:21

am dancing in the snow I

1:02:45

love to dance in my

1:02:47

snow And

1:02:49

I love dancing with

1:02:51

you With all

1:02:54

my kiss and quick whims

1:02:56

of you When I am

1:02:58

dancing in the snow Christmas,

1:03:03

Christmas, Christmas

1:03:06

is all

1:03:08

the way Up

1:03:10

with your

1:03:12

wedding, with

1:03:14

Christmas every day

1:03:33

Christmas is all the way Up

1:03:46

day I

1:03:48

love to dance in a

1:03:51

snow And

1:03:54

I

1:03:56

love

1:03:58

dancing

1:04:00

with

1:04:03

you

1:04:05

Everyone

1:04:07

can

1:04:09

see

1:04:12

that

1:04:14

when

1:04:16

you

1:04:19

love

1:04:21

one day

1:04:23

it's snow

1:04:25

snow snow

1:04:29

up against the fence in

1:04:31

my backyard. It didn't let

1:04:34

up until the dark of

1:04:36

night. When my dad got

1:04:38

home, the whole world was

1:04:40

white. He grabbed a shovel,

1:04:42

hiked to the road, began

1:04:45

to dig that driveway, cleared

1:04:47

that snow. I jumped in

1:04:49

my snowsuit. I ran out

1:04:51

the door. I said, can

1:04:54

I help? My dad said,

1:04:56

sure, grab a shovel. Well,

1:05:01

shoveling. He took

1:05:03

his coat off.

1:05:05

Shoveling. Just me

1:05:07

and my dad.

1:05:09

Well, shoveling, shoveling,

1:05:11

shoveling all night

1:05:13

long. I said,

1:05:16

hey, daddy, daddy,

1:05:18

daddy, oh, let's

1:05:20

build a snowman

1:05:22

in the snowman

1:05:24

in the snow.

1:05:26

He said, no.

1:05:28

He said, no.

1:05:33

We're shoveling, now get

1:05:35

to work. Showing, shoveling,

1:05:37

shoveling all night long.

1:05:39

I said, hey daddy,

1:05:41

daddy, daddy, your lens

1:05:43

building, it glue in

1:05:45

the snow. He said

1:05:47

no. Wish shoveling, are

1:05:49

you helping? Are you

1:05:51

helping? me or what?

1:05:53

Shoving, shoving, shoveling

1:05:55

all night

1:05:57

long. long. I

1:05:59

said, hey said,

1:06:01

daddy, daddy, oh let's

1:06:03

make an make

1:06:06

an angel

1:06:08

in the

1:06:10

snow. he

1:06:12

he stopped

1:06:14

and turned

1:06:16

to me

1:06:18

real slow.

1:06:20

We slow. He said,

1:06:22

it about

1:06:24

your about your

1:06:27

I said, no, no,

1:06:29

no, no, no, no,

1:06:31

no, no. I'm

1:06:34

shoveling, dad. I'm

1:06:36

helping. am shoveling,

1:06:38

shoveling, shoveling

1:06:40

all night long.

1:06:43

When we finished, it sure looked

1:06:45

we finished, had the

1:06:47

good. had the

1:06:49

in the in the

1:06:51

neighborhood. inside, I came

1:06:53

inside, went straight

1:06:55

to sleep. up

1:06:57

Woke up next

1:06:59

morning. The snow was snow

1:07:02

was deep and we're

1:07:04

sharply... I heard

1:07:06

on the radio,

1:07:08

schools closed too bad.

1:07:12

Shoveling, shoveling, shoveling

1:07:14

all night.

1:07:16

Shoveling, shoveling, shoveling

1:07:18

all day.

1:07:20

Shoveling, shoveling, shoveling,

1:07:22

all night

1:07:24

long. Shoveling,

1:07:28

shoveling,

1:07:32

shoveling,

1:07:36

shoveling,

1:07:42

long. I

1:07:58

was born

1:08:00

and raised in

1:08:02

Kent. It's the nicest

1:08:04

place I know. But if

1:08:06

you've been there, you may

1:08:08

have noticed. There's a lot

1:08:10

of snow. In the wintertime,

1:08:12

it just builds up and

1:08:14

blows across the land. But

1:08:16

that's okay by me. I'm

1:08:19

bugging shoveling my hand. I'm

1:08:21

snow shoveling man. There'll be

1:08:23

no snow in my driveway.

1:08:25

That's where I park my

1:08:27

man. My

1:08:30

sidewalks are always the camp.

1:08:32

And there ain't no doubt

1:08:34

that's what I'm about. I'm

1:08:36

a snow-shells and man. I

1:08:38

shovel a little till the

1:08:41

sundown. I then well into

1:08:43

the night. I just can't

1:08:45

wait to get out there

1:08:47

in that wonderland of whack.

1:08:50

My wife says, get some

1:08:52

sleep. But she just doesn't

1:08:54

understand. It's in my blood.

1:08:56

She's married to a snow-son

1:08:58

man. I'm

1:09:01

a snow shoveling man. I'm

1:09:03

a snow shoveling man. There'll

1:09:05

be no snow in my

1:09:08

driveway. That's where I park

1:09:10

my band. In the winter

1:09:12

time, my sidewalks are always

1:09:14

the camp fan. Or ain't

1:09:17

no doubt that's what I'm

1:09:19

about. I'm a snow shoveling

1:09:21

man. You can have your

1:09:23

spring flower and green grass

1:09:25

all around. But I find

1:09:28

beauty when I see. There's

1:09:30

no fall on the ground.

1:09:32

It's like a million diners.

1:09:34

There on every flight. And

1:09:36

I hope that I can

1:09:38

catch them in when I

1:09:40

get them to the bank.

1:09:43

The snowbank. I'm a slow

1:09:45

shoveling man. I'm still shoveling.

1:10:00

I don't know about an

1:10:02

man man. I always get

1:10:04

a get a There's no

1:10:06

no time to relax And

1:10:08

I never I never use

1:10:10

a board I just just

1:10:12

shovel to the mass. Yeah,

1:10:14

the the girls like my

1:10:16

biceps They think I'm Superman,

1:10:18

but I'm I'm no superhero

1:10:20

Just a no shoveling man

1:10:22

I'm a snow shoveling

1:10:25

man A snow shoveling

1:10:27

man And when I

1:10:29

leave this earth I'll

1:10:31

have a shovel in

1:10:33

my hand And foot

1:10:35

flip day His sidewalk

1:10:37

was always spick and

1:10:39

span I'm not afraid

1:10:41

of winter I'm a

1:10:43

snow shoveling man When

1:11:02

the wind starts

1:11:04

hurting my face And

1:11:07

the lakes they all freeze

1:11:09

for the year I

1:11:11

get used bumps all over

1:11:13

my body Cause

1:11:15

ice fishing season is here

1:11:18

I'll sharpen up the old

1:11:20

ice auger Put new

1:11:23

line on all of the

1:11:25

poles There's a green -treated

1:11:27

floor in the shanty

1:11:29

So we don't freeze our

1:11:31

eyes whole Well,

1:11:33

it's 60 degrees inside

1:11:35

These plywood walls, but

1:11:38

outside It's 15 below We're

1:11:41

cooking fresh perch on

1:11:43

the cake stove And writing

1:11:45

our names in the

1:11:47

snow We're keeping an eye

1:11:50

on those tippas As

1:11:52

we're tipping a cold green

1:11:54

belt back It's good

1:11:56

fishing, great times, and all

1:11:58

my hopes Now

1:12:08

my rod is a

1:12:11

vintage green hornet, I pick

1:12:13

waxes from an old

1:12:15

snuff can, fast randy

1:12:17

says says, should try

1:12:19

a minnow. But those those suckers

1:12:21

just slipped through my

1:12:23

hand. And we and we

1:12:26

still use grandpa's homemade Vexlar.

1:12:28

Built from beer cans and

1:12:30

12 hearing aids. We can't see a

1:12:32

can't see a single

1:12:34

fish are we can but

1:12:36

we can hear them

1:12:38

from three miles away, a

1:12:40

wall line. And it's 60! inside

1:12:42

these plywood walls, but

1:12:44

outside it's 15 below, we're

1:12:47

cooking up rods on the

1:12:50

king stone, and

1:12:52

writing our names in the snow,

1:12:54

we're keeping an eye on

1:12:56

those tip ups, as

1:12:59

we're tipping a cold Nord

1:13:01

east back, it's good

1:13:03

fishing great times and all

1:13:05

my old friends right

1:13:07

here in this little ashane,

1:13:09

fish on, fish on,

1:13:11

fish when

1:13:16

the fishing gets slow when

1:13:18

the beer's running low that

1:13:20

don't mean that the party

1:13:22

stops Because our

1:13:24

just like like

1:13:26

basking got got

1:13:28

31 flavors of schnaups. So

1:13:31

we drink and tell old

1:13:33

fishing stories. Eat chili,

1:13:36

play cribbage and dark.

1:13:38

We keep fire extinguishers

1:13:41

handy when when starts...

1:13:43

his stove 60

1:13:46

degrees inside he's

1:13:48

plywood wall But outside

1:13:51

it's 15 below We're

1:13:54

all shootin' off rollin'

1:13:56

candles And our

1:13:58

honey's runnin' through the snow!

1:14:01

And come Monday we're gonna feel

1:14:03

crappy, you'll be crappy! But

1:14:06

next weekend we're all coming back.

1:14:09

It's good fishing great times and

1:14:11

all my old friends right

1:14:13

here in this little ice shack.

1:14:16

It's good fishing great times and

1:14:18

all my old friends right here

1:14:20

in this little ice shack. Next

1:14:22

weekend boy, I think we could

1:14:24

get a party pizza gone on

1:14:26

that cake stove bite. Yeah,

1:14:29

you betcha. It's

1:14:34

wintertime the the weather's snow on

1:14:36

the snow on the I in field

1:14:38

when I reveal. By snowmobile. Thrilled by fill by

1:14:41

gully and hill. Baby it'll make you make

1:14:43

you feel like an meal.

1:14:45

On a snowmobile. Listen to the sound of the

1:14:47

bounce go to the sound

1:14:49

of the bells go around

1:14:51

when the winter carnival oh

1:14:53

here fun at the what fun

1:14:55

at the crack of

1:14:57

the gun when the whole

1:14:59

gang disappears. The

1:15:01

race is on from

1:15:03

the bush to the

1:15:05

pond and back where

1:15:07

the judges feel you've

1:15:09

won where the judges the snowmobile,

1:15:11

won you've won their

1:15:13

seal. For the snowmobile. there's

1:15:15

seal. For the snowmobile. Where and

1:15:17

skaters being skaters be in a

1:15:19

land to beel a a bogey wheel.

1:15:21

On a snowmobile. If you glass

1:15:24

to the northern to the

1:15:26

she won't let you

1:15:28

kneel she'd rather squeal rather

1:15:30

a snowmobile. You're

1:15:32

off to off to the

1:15:34

town when the word goes

1:15:36

round. It's time time. In boots boots,

1:15:38

suit snow on your mind.

1:15:40

on the race and you

1:15:42

see her the race you

1:15:44

know that she must feel

1:15:46

and you know that she must feel you've wonders

1:15:48

seal. For the won their

1:15:50

seal. For the snowmobile.

1:15:54

Down the street here to feed and

1:15:56

the the clicking of the dancers

1:15:59

when the the fiddlers kill Off

1:16:01

-rack time real. You dance and care with an

1:16:03

I don't care don't care, on

1:16:05

a way back home

1:16:07

you over hill and fill. On a snowmobile. Through

1:16:10

a golden glow and powdered snow when the moon

1:16:12

snow, when the moon

1:16:14

comes On a homeward trail trail, you

1:16:16

can hear the wail

1:16:19

of the a gang gang song.

1:16:21

song. the marbles clear clear with

1:16:23

fishing for we'll meal a rod

1:16:25

trout meal with a a a real. And

1:16:27

a life can be real.

1:16:30

On a snowmobile, the there

1:16:32

ain't no deal, like

1:16:35

a snowmobile, la

1:16:37

la la

1:16:40

la I'm a snowmobile. La

1:16:42

la la la la la

1:16:45

la la la la la

1:16:47

la. Thank you am

1:16:50

the driver

1:16:52

of a snowmobile,

1:16:55

I'm a

1:16:57

hellion behind the

1:17:00

wheel, I

1:17:02

can tell the story's wherever

1:17:04

I go, across

1:17:06

the bed of ice

1:17:10

and snow. I started work

1:17:12

on the first day of

1:17:14

on the first

1:17:16

day of started kids

1:17:19

started They soon. forward

1:17:21

to a good summer to

1:17:23

a good new kids

1:17:25

to new kids

1:17:27

to mountains to climb.

1:17:30

to run the marine

1:17:32

hill. We brought out

1:17:34

a together, and took

1:17:37

every garbies and throughout.

1:17:40

put in second, a skid ice. Next

1:17:42

time come, oh, porby, you'll you'll sing

1:17:44

twice. that's a fairly steep hill. We

1:17:47

a fairly steep hill, we

1:17:49

gotta go down. make me concerned.

1:17:51

I I can guarantee to

1:17:53

get you down. you down.

1:17:56

One way or another, another, because

1:17:58

I'm the of a snowmobies. I'm

1:18:01

a hellian behind the wheel.

1:18:03

I can't tell my stories

1:18:05

whenever I go. I cross

1:18:07

a bed of ours and

1:18:09

snow. Keep an eye up

1:18:11

and four o'er one pass.

1:18:13

Flip my going to decide

1:18:15

on the side of pass.

1:18:17

Give the gourries a real

1:18:19

good scare. Park on a

1:18:21

mill well with the wheels

1:18:23

in the air. Nope, we

1:18:25

haven't lost anyone down one

1:18:28

of these mill wells for

1:18:30

a long time. Not since

1:18:32

Ted and those five ministers.

1:18:34

They were on their way

1:18:36

up to heaven and St.

1:18:38

Peter got him at the

1:18:40

Curley Gates. He told Ted

1:18:42

to go right on end,

1:18:44

but he asked the five

1:18:46

ministers to wait. Well, they

1:18:48

didn't appreciate that much. They

1:18:50

felt that being ministers, they

1:18:53

ought to be allowed in

1:18:55

the head of a lowly

1:18:57

snowmobile driver. So St. Peter

1:18:59

pointed out, maybe they considered

1:19:01

Ted a lowly snowmobile driver,

1:19:03

but as such, he'd scare

1:19:05

the devil out of more

1:19:07

people and all five of

1:19:09

them put together. Some of

1:19:11

the questions that the people

1:19:13

will ask. Is that a

1:19:15

crevice? No, that's it for

1:19:17

a vase. What's at the

1:19:20

bottom of this mill? Well,

1:19:22

when we're on go straight,

1:19:24

too well. in

1:19:27

the driver of a

1:19:29

snowmobile. I'm on hell

1:19:31

and behind the wheel.

1:19:33

I'm held in stories

1:19:35

wherever I go across

1:19:37

the bed of ours

1:19:39

and snow. And at

1:19:42

the turn around get

1:19:44

up for a while

1:19:46

to take some pictures.

1:19:48

Now everyone's smart. And

1:19:50

if you're ready, we

1:19:52

best hit the track.

1:19:55

Our time is up

1:19:57

and we've all... Head

1:20:00

back. Yep, that's the hill we came down

1:20:02

all right. that's the hill

1:20:04

we came down on,

1:20:06

go back have to go

1:20:08

back two, I'm afraid. That's known

1:20:10

as as a 33% grade. Years I

1:20:13

what I can figure,

1:20:15

that means that % of

1:20:17

the time we make

1:20:19

it up. we make it %

1:20:21

of the time we

1:20:23

time make it up. make

1:20:25

it up. And a a backward of

1:20:27

a snowmobile. I'm a hellian wheel I'll

1:20:29

be tell. stories wherever I

1:20:31

go they go.

1:20:33

of a bit of ice and

1:20:35

snow. snow is done then it's

1:20:38

time work is done

1:20:40

then it's time

1:20:42

to play go is place

1:20:45

we go is

1:20:47

to the What's the the

1:20:49

attraction? I think

1:20:51

you can guess can guess.

1:20:54

It's not the food, it's acute. Waitress.

1:20:57

And In

1:21:00

the driver of a

1:21:02

snowmobile, I'm a alien

1:21:05

beyond the wheel, I

1:21:07

I go

1:21:09

Across a

1:21:12

where they can't go,

1:21:14

or instead of ours,

1:21:17

and snow. I ain't

1:21:19

driving us. a

1:21:22

hellion behind the

1:21:25

wheel And tellin' stories

1:21:27

wherever I go There's

1:21:34

a blizzard coming on.

1:21:37

How a

1:21:39

blizzard I

1:21:42

was home. Boy my

1:21:45

I was home and

1:21:47

he can't And he

1:21:49

can't hardly stand

1:21:52

to that to

1:21:54

that if

1:21:57

we don't

1:21:59

we don't

1:22:01

get

1:22:03

home We'll die,

1:22:05

but it's only

1:22:07

seven miles to

1:22:09

Marianne. It's only

1:22:11

seven miles to

1:22:14

Marianne. You can

1:22:16

bet we're on

1:22:18

her mile, for

1:22:20

it's nearly supper

1:22:22

time, and I'll

1:22:24

bet there's hot

1:22:26

biscuits. in the

1:22:28

pan. Lord my

1:22:31

hands feel like

1:22:33

they're froze, and

1:22:35

there's a numbness

1:22:37

in my toes.

1:22:39

But it's only

1:22:41

five more miles

1:22:43

to Marianne. It's

1:22:45

only five more

1:22:48

miles to Marianne.

1:22:50

It's only five

1:22:52

more miles to

1:22:54

Marianne that wins

1:22:56

howling. And it

1:22:58

seems mighty like

1:23:00

a woman's screams,

1:23:02

And we best

1:23:04

be moving faster

1:23:07

if we can.

1:23:09

And just think

1:23:11

about that bar

1:23:13

with that hazel

1:23:15

salt and war,

1:23:17

For it's only

1:23:19

three more months

1:23:21

to marry. It's

1:23:25

only three more months

1:23:28

to marry him. Dan,

1:23:30

get up, you honoree,

1:23:33

Cus. Or you'll be

1:23:36

the death of us.

1:23:38

I'm so wary, but

1:23:41

I'll help you if

1:23:44

I can. All right,

1:23:46

Dan, perhaps it's best

1:23:49

that we stop a

1:23:52

while rest. for

1:23:55

it's still a hundred yards to

1:23:58

marry him. It's

1:24:00

still a hundred

1:24:02

yards to Marianne.

1:24:04

Late that night

1:24:06

the storm was

1:24:08

gone, and they

1:24:11

found him there

1:24:13

at dawn. He'd

1:24:15

have made it,

1:24:17

but he just

1:24:19

couldn't leave old

1:24:21

day. Yes,

1:24:24

they found him there on

1:24:26

the plains, his hands froze

1:24:28

to rain. He was just

1:24:31

a hundred yards from Mary

1:24:33

Ann. He was just a

1:24:35

hundred yards from Mary Ann.

1:24:37

He was just a hundred

1:24:40

yards from Mary Ann. That's

1:24:42

a sad song. I know,

1:24:44

I hate to end it

1:24:46

on a sad note. We'll

1:24:49

try again next week. All

1:24:51

right, anyway, let's go back

1:24:53

and cover our tracks in

1:24:55

the snow, shall we? We

1:24:58

started with Trinity Lopez. That

1:25:00

was the Blizzard song from

1:25:02

the fresco folks reminding us

1:25:04

that, I don't know what

1:25:06

they're reminding us, but we're

1:25:09

going to go out and

1:25:11

buy this stuff. All right,

1:25:13

just go out and buy

1:25:15

it. Let's have some heat.

1:25:18

Was pig meat, Markham. Co.

1:25:20

co-conspirator not listed here. So

1:25:22

I don't know. Larry G.

1:25:24

I'm sorry, Larry Grayson after

1:25:27

that. Shut that door from

1:25:29

1972 in England. Snowfall was

1:25:31

Banjo Dan and the midnight

1:25:33

plowboys. Plowboys get it. Okay.

1:25:36

Let's see. Snow is a

1:25:38

four-letter word. Was Bowser and

1:25:40

Blue, Melissa Axle. Slay ride

1:25:42

in Bora Bora. idea. If

1:25:45

you can't do that you

1:25:47

may as well go out

1:25:49

and go dancing in the

1:25:51

snow. That was probably one

1:25:54

of my favorite winter songs

1:25:56

ever from The Leopards. I'm

1:25:58

surprised I haven't included it

1:26:00

up to now. We heard

1:26:02

from Tom Chapin that was

1:26:05

shuffling. The snow shoveling man

1:26:07

was Bob King. There was

1:26:09

a little bit there from

1:26:11

the abominable snow creature. I

1:26:14

don't know where else that

1:26:16

came from. I tried to

1:26:18

find more of it, but

1:26:20

what can I tell you?

1:26:23

The Ice Shack song was

1:26:25

Papa Bear Norton. They have

1:26:27

a lot of those out

1:26:29

in Minneapolis, I could tell

1:26:32

you right now. Stop and

1:26:34

Tom Connors, the snowmobile song.

1:26:36

I wrecked a snowmobile out

1:26:38

there. And then let's see,

1:26:41

Howard, Harold Flake, that was

1:26:43

the snowmobile driver, tells his

1:26:45

story in song, okay. and

1:26:47

Jimbroughs the Blizzard and it's

1:26:49

so sad but that's the

1:26:52

kind of thing that can

1:26:54

happen if you don't stay

1:26:56

inside all right anyway coming

1:26:58

up a bunch of winter

1:27:01

songs snow songs that we

1:27:03

associate with Christmas but they

1:27:05

have nothing nothing I repeat

1:27:07

nothing to do with Christmas

1:27:10

so you'll let you'll recognize

1:27:12

them don't worry about who

1:27:14

they are and I'll see

1:27:16

you next week we'll have

1:27:19

a whole Christmas show so

1:27:21

you want to sit tight

1:27:23

for that and Just have

1:27:25

a good one. I'll see

1:27:28

you next week Close your

1:27:30

face is a horrible sight.

1:27:32

When we finally kiss good

1:27:34

night. How I hate going

1:27:36

out in the snow. What

1:27:39

if you really love me

1:27:41

a soul? All the way

1:27:43

home on the glow. And

1:27:45

the fire is slowly dying.

1:27:48

And the sausage is still

1:27:50

frying. But as long as

1:27:52

you love me a little

1:27:54

devil. Let it snow, let

1:27:57

it snow, let it snow.

1:28:01

There's

1:28:04

a

1:28:06

matter

1:28:09

on

1:28:13

There's kuzuna, here's fancy

1:28:15

goodnight, oh,

1:28:17

I hate

1:28:19

going out

1:28:21

in the

1:28:23

snow, really

1:28:25

if you

1:28:27

really hold

1:28:29

me tight,

1:28:31

we'll down. All

1:28:33

the way home,

1:28:35

be be warm.

1:28:37

And the fire

1:28:39

is slowly dying.

1:28:41

And the sausage is

1:28:43

still but as

1:28:46

long as you love

1:28:48

me you'll love me let it

1:28:50

snow, let it snow, let

1:28:52

it snow, let it

1:28:54

snow, let it snow, let

1:28:56

it snow, it snow. Eat

1:28:58

your heart out, out Lauren's

1:29:01

well. Eat

1:29:17

your

1:29:20

heart

1:29:23

out,

1:29:29

Lawrence Welk. Thank

1:29:59

watching! The

1:30:20

sleigh bells ring, in, are

1:30:22

you In the the lane?

1:30:24

is glistening. a A beautiful

1:30:26

sight, sight. happy tonight, walking in

1:30:28

wonderland. On On the way is the blue

1:30:30

bird, here to stay, the is

1:30:33

the He sings a love sings as

1:30:35

song as we go

1:30:37

along. in a Walking in a

1:30:39

winter wonderland. the meadow we can

1:30:41

we can build a snowman.

1:30:43

Then we can that he is

1:30:45

that he is parson say, are

1:30:47

you married? We'll say, married, we'll

1:30:50

you can do the but

1:30:52

you can in town. Later

1:30:54

on, in conspire. As we

1:30:56

dream, as the fire. the fire. to

1:30:59

the plans

1:31:01

we have

1:31:03

made. Walking

1:31:06

in a

1:31:08

winter wonderland. the

1:31:10

plans we have made,

1:31:13

walking in the winter,

1:31:15

winter, now. Yeah.

1:31:53

build snowman.

1:31:57

-brown. You Nobody

1:32:12

come, come, come, nobody come,

1:32:14

come and look it fast

1:32:17

to go Don't believe

1:32:19

it. Don't come, believe come, it.

1:32:21

come over the years

1:32:23

to scroll Over the

1:32:26

years to scroll Frosty

1:32:28

the snowman was a highly

1:32:30

jolly soul With a cold

1:32:33

cup pipe and a button

1:32:35

nose and two eyes made

1:32:37

out of coal Frosty

1:32:40

the snowman is a fairy

1:32:42

tale they say He was

1:32:45

made of snow but the

1:32:47

children know how he came

1:32:49

to life one day There

1:32:52

must have been some

1:32:54

magic in that old silk

1:32:56

hat they found When

1:32:58

he placed it on his

1:33:00

head he began to

1:33:02

dance around Oh Frosty

1:33:04

the snowman was as

1:33:06

lively as he could be

1:33:08

And the children say

1:33:11

laugh at flames the same

1:33:13

as he went free Nobody

1:33:16

come, come, come, nobody come,

1:33:18

come and look it fast

1:33:20

to go Nobody

1:33:22

come, come, come, nobody

1:33:25

come, come over the

1:33:27

years to scroll Over

1:33:29

the years to scroll

1:33:32

Frosty the snowman knew the

1:33:34

sun was hot that day

1:33:36

So he said let's run

1:33:38

and we'll have some fun

1:33:40

before I'm out to wait Down

1:33:43

to the village with a

1:33:46

broomstick in his hand He

1:33:48

was running here and there

1:33:50

all around the square saying

1:33:52

catch me if you care

1:33:54

He left them down the

1:33:56

streets of town right through

1:33:59

the trash And

1:34:02

an only- the moment

1:34:04

then Women, what am

1:34:06

I to stop

1:34:09

all prostitutes? Is it

1:34:11

enough to worry about me?

1:34:13

Well, now relax for a

1:34:15

minute and we'll play

1:34:18

Oh, prostitutes, and it should

1:34:20

say Somebody come, come,

1:34:22

come, come, come, come Look

1:34:24

at prostitutes Somebody

1:34:26

come, come, come, come,

1:34:28

come Over the hills of

1:34:30

snow, over

1:34:33

the hills of snow,

1:34:35

over the hills

1:34:37

of snow Over the

1:34:39

hills of snow,

1:34:41

over the hills of

1:34:43

snow All the

1:34:45

men, all the

1:34:47

snowmen He has to

1:34:49

hurry on his

1:34:52

way Say it don't

1:34:54

you rise Just

1:34:56

wait and find me

1:34:58

back You'll get

1:35:00

so scared Yeah, yeah

1:35:02

So fast We

1:35:04

were snowmen We were

1:35:06

fast We were

1:35:08

snowmen Just

1:35:18

hear the sleigh bells jingle and

1:35:20

ring, jingle, jingle it too Come

1:35:22

on, it's lovely, we're the most

1:35:24

we ride together with you Outside

1:35:27

the snow is smaller than

1:35:29

friends are calling you good Come

1:35:31

on, it's lovely, we're the

1:35:33

most we ride together with you

1:35:35

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy

1:35:37

up, let's go, let's look at

1:35:39

the show We're riding

1:35:42

in wonderland snow Giddy

1:35:45

up, giddy up, giddy up, it's

1:35:47

crime, just hold it in your hand

1:35:50

We're riding along with the song

1:35:52

of the wintery fairy land Our

1:35:54

cheeks are nice and rosy and

1:35:56

comfy because a weedy We're snuggling

1:35:58

up together like two stone What

1:36:00

a good friend would be, yeah Slay

1:36:25

right for fun Let's

1:36:27

take that run before

1:36:29

some singer goes to

1:36:32

Come on, lovely when the folks

1:36:34

lay right together with you

1:36:36

Yeah Giddy

1:36:46

up, giddy up, giddy up, let's

1:36:48

go Let's look at the show

1:36:50

We're riding in a wonderland of

1:36:53

snow Giddy

1:36:55

up, giddy up, giddy up, let's

1:36:57

cry I'm just you hand We're

1:36:59

riding in a wonderland When

1:37:01

will be very loud Let's hear

1:37:03

those sleigh bells ringing and

1:37:05

ringing Jingle it, jingle it Come

1:37:07

on, it's lovely when the

1:37:09

folks lay right together with you

1:37:11

Yeah Dashing

1:37:28

through the snow In a

1:37:31

one horse open sleigh All

1:37:33

the fields we go

1:37:35

Oh, oh, all the

1:37:37

way Bells and Cushka's ring.

1:37:39

A meccan pop was bright. fun

1:37:41

it is to ride

1:37:43

And sing sing a slang song tonight.

1:37:45

Oh, a bells, jingle bells,

1:37:47

jingle all the way

1:37:49

way. Oh, what what fun

1:37:51

it is to ride on long

1:37:53

horse open sleigh. jingle bells,

1:37:55

jingle bells, jingle all

1:37:57

the way Oh, what

1:37:59

ride but it is too and

1:38:01

I and I'm not so put sleigh. Oh

1:38:20

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle

1:38:22

all the way But it

1:38:24

is too late and I

1:38:26

won't horse up and sleigh

1:38:29

Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells,

1:38:31

jingle all the way You'll

1:38:33

agree it's more fun than

1:38:36

eating far away Driving

1:38:38

across the field in

1:38:40

a cockshot day, T.T.A. fun

1:38:42

it is to to fun, your

1:38:44

crops you cold with, the day

1:38:46

is done and we're feeling

1:38:48

well we climb into the abstract, our

1:38:50

really gear, heck! Oh, jingle bells,

1:38:52

jingle bells, jingle all

1:38:54

the way Oh, what fun

1:38:56

fun it is to our

1:38:58

other words up and sleigh, bingle, yay,

1:39:00

bingo gels, bingo all

1:39:02

the way all the way! Oh,

1:39:04

what fun it is

1:39:06

to ride on the I'm

1:39:08

up and sleigh Jingle

1:39:10

bells, jingle bells, jingle

1:39:12

all the way Oh

1:39:14

what fun it is

1:39:16

to ride on up

1:39:18

and sleigh Hey, jingle

1:39:20

bells, jingle bells, jingle

1:39:22

all the way Oh,

1:39:24

what fun it is to

1:39:26

ride on the wall at once,

1:39:28

birthplace. Ho -ho, oh, what fun

1:39:30

it is to ride a

1:39:32

beer -co conversant. Oh, what fun

1:39:34

wa -she -foo, wa -she -foo, wa -she -foo.