0:00

Sweet

0:05

Dewey,

0:09

you

0:13

pop-doo,

0:16

you

0:20

know,

0:24

sweet.

0:28

Gavamaduske,

0:31

bamadus, true

0:34

bamadus, gavamadu,

0:37

show bamadaw,

0:40

she bamadaw,

0:43

three bamadaw,

0:45

twin, babadip,

0:48

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Great

0:51

deal, little,

0:54

little, little,

0:57

little, little,

1:00

little, little,

1:02

little, little, little,

1:04

little, little, great

1:06

deal, great deal.

2:00

Doo, doo, doo,

2:03

doo, doo, doo,

2:05

doo, doo, doo,

2:07

shopo, doo, shopo,

2:10

doo, shopo, doo,

2:12

no way, keep

2:14

a dooos, can

2:16

do him, but

2:19

shop a day,

2:21

shop a doo,

2:23

doo, doo, wo-wo-wo,

2:25

for wo-wo-w, do-wo-wo-wo,

3:12

On the third day from

3:14

Christmas my missus gave for

3:16

me a big bowl of

3:19

sour cream for me. On

3:21

the second day from Christmas

3:23

my missus gave for me.

3:25

Three rubber boots, two bowl

3:28

of sour cream for me.

3:30

On the third day from

3:32

Christmas my missus gave for

3:35

me. rubber boots, two

3:37

barrel of sour cream for

3:39

me. On that four. On

3:41

that five day from gave

3:43

for me my missus

3:45

gave for me. Four, all

3:47

boots, three, rubber boots, two, barrel

3:49

hair, and a bowl of

3:52

sour cream for me. On

3:54

that five day from Christmas,

3:56

my missus gave for me.

3:58

Five golden rings. of Kupasa.

4:01

Beautiful, beautiful.

4:04

Four whole up tea,

4:06

three rubber boots, two pair

4:08

of hair, and a bowl

4:10

of sour cream for me.

4:12

On the day from

4:14

day from gave for

4:16

me my Mrs. Gay for

4:18

me, six rings

4:21

golden rings of

4:23

Kupasa. Four whole up tea,

4:25

three rubber boots, boots, of hat,

4:27

and a bowl of sour cream

4:30

for me. On that sown day

4:32

from Christmas, my missus gait for me.

4:34

gave for me by two

4:36

slabs, that's lumber, seven, four by

4:38

two schlaps, two or Could

4:40

make a chicken a

4:42

keep the coop Seven four

4:44

by two schlaps, Seven, four

4:46

by two slaps, six, overalls, five cold

4:48

and rings rings of coopas.

4:52

Four whole up, gee, three

4:54

rubber boots, two pair of

4:57

hat, and a polo sour

4:59

cream for me. On the

5:01

night day from Christmas, my

5:03

missus gave for me.

5:06

pregnant, months my supper,

5:08

seven, eight, all my supper,

5:10

seven, four by two, slime,

5:12

six, over all. Five

5:14

golden rings of provas.

5:16

Oh, beautiful. Four whole up,

5:19

gee, three rubber boots, two. and

5:21

a bowl of sour cream

5:23

for me. On the town

5:25

day from Christmas, my missus

5:27

gave for me. Ten pounds

5:29

just snack, just snack, just snack,

5:32

just garlic, you

5:34

know, garlic, garlic,

5:36

garlic, garlic, ten pounds, just snack,

5:38

snack, nine months seven

5:40

four eight, all my of

5:42

seven, four by two, type,

5:44

six, over else, five golden

5:46

rings of cobasaw. For

5:49

whole of gee, three rubber boots

5:51

to parah, and a bowl of

5:54

sour cream for me. On the

5:56

allowing day from Christmas, chakai,

5:58

chai, chai. Boy's in the

6:01

band, it's going to be

6:03

a big ending here. Boy

6:05

y'all, y'all, on the 11th

6:07

day from Christmas, my missus

6:10

gave for me. A well

6:12

one fails out, boarst, boarst,

6:14

boarst, boarst, boarst, boarst,

6:16

boarst, boarst, boarst, boarst,

6:19

boarst, boarst, boarst, boarst,

6:21

bost, boarst, boarst, boarst,

6:24

bost, boch, boch, boch,

6:26

boch, boch, boch, boch,

6:29

boch, We

6:32

do a

6:35

tree, we

6:37

do a

6:41

star, cream

6:44

for me.

6:47

Beautiful,

6:52

beautiful. We do a milk that

6:54

has alcohol and then we put

6:56

an egg. We do a Christmas!

6:59

We do a Christmas! We do

7:01

a Christmas! We do a box!

7:03

We do a bowl! We do

7:05

a stupid Andy Williams song that

7:07

never go away. We do a

7:09

log! We do a ham! We

7:11

do a half a barn up

7:13

in the yard. Joseph and the

7:16

rest we do a Christmas! We

7:31

do a tree, again, we

7:33

do a tree. We do

7:36

a tree. We do a

7:38

one-tongue, not like that tree.

7:40

We really like the tree.

7:42

We do a Christmas. We

7:44

do a Christmas. We do

7:46

a Christmas. We do a

7:48

Christmas. We do a Christmas.

7:50

We do a Christmas. We

7:53

do a Christmas. Yeah,

8:01

we started.

8:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:40

You know, Christmas

12:43

don't seem the way it used to be seem

12:45

the way it used to

12:47

be. Oh no, no, no,

12:49

no, no, no, no, no,

12:52

oh, oh. Wish my gun

12:54

got broke, yeah. Yes it

12:56

had. I wonder, I

12:59

wonder, what's happening

13:01

world? Yes

13:41

it was. But

14:00

it's only about the swimming,

14:02

yeah! Tell

14:38

me, well, I'm not

14:40

behind the sled. This

14:43

is where you've got

14:45

title-keeping sand. Now you

14:48

want to raise me

14:51

instead? About

16:13

this time every year the kids

16:15

ask me, me, what is is a

16:17

Santa Claus? And I kind of kind of smile

16:19

I I remember when I was I

16:21

age and the and and excitement

16:23

that was Santa Claus comes back

16:25

to me. Claus comes back to magical, mystical

16:28

creature who once a year brings

16:30

so much happiness to so many

16:32

people is with us again. people is with

16:34

us again. And I I remember

16:36

what my mother used to tell

16:38

me when I asked her about

16:40

Santa Santa Claus. She'd sit down and

16:42

lift me to her lap and

16:45

say, lap and say, son, Santa Claus is

16:47

many things. He's a world traveler, a toy inventor, a a

16:50

toy he has the a diplomat and

16:52

he has the biggest and best

16:54

delivery ever ever devised. a He's a

16:56

genius and can pack more bicycles and dolls

16:58

dolls and candy and blocks toy

17:00

toy cars and airplanes into one

17:02

bag than anyone else. else. And he he

17:04

can even get a supersonic robot

17:06

who will play with a little

17:08

boy in a little boy in there too. He receives

17:11

more more mail in the president, makes

17:13

more more trips in the secretary

17:15

of state and gives your daddy

17:17

more funny funny than he knows what

17:19

to do with. do with. He's seen seen

17:21

everywhere, standing on street corners in

17:23

department stores on billboards and some

17:25

even say they've seen him high

17:27

in the sky in his in the

17:30

sky in his slave. Santa Claus loves little

17:32

children and animals and has seven

17:34

wonderful reindeer that go with him

17:36

every year when he makes his

17:38

visits around the world. year when he has

17:40

more friends and more helpers than

17:42

anyone else on earth and more he

17:44

loves the cold weather so much

17:46

that he lives loves Pole. weather so much

17:49

that he lives at the of all, he

17:51

doesn't ask much for his ask much

17:53

all little girls and boys be

17:55

good and fair and grow up

17:57

that way to make the world

17:59

a better place way Santa's job a better

18:01

place and Santa's job a little easier. when the

18:03

children ask me, ask is a Santa

18:05

is a Santa I tell I tell them

18:07

what my mother told me, and

18:10

it makes them happy. it And I

18:12

think when my mother told me,

18:14

when it made her very, very

18:16

happy very happy too. sleep

18:21

in heaven,

18:24

sleep

18:27

in

18:29

peace. Wow,

18:33

Santa Claus! Ho, ho, ho,

18:35

ho, DJ Humble Fun. He's

18:37

making a mess, and taking

18:39

a mess. He's gonna find

18:42

out who's making a mess.

18:44

You better wake up, you

18:46

better wake up. Better not

18:48

say, I'm making a mess.

18:50

He's making a mess, and

18:52

taking a mess. Gonna find

18:55

out who's making a mess.

18:57

You better wake up, you

18:59

better mess. Check, better not

19:01

check, I'm taking a mess.

19:03

He sees you when you're

19:05

making. He knows

19:07

when you're making. He

19:09

knows if you're making.

19:12

Check, better not check, I'm

19:14

taking a mess. Santa

19:17

Claus making a

19:19

list. Claus

19:21

making a list.

19:23

Oh, Santa Claus,

19:26

make it a

19:28

list Oh, yeah

19:30

Santa Claus, make

19:33

it a list

19:35

Oh, Claus, make

19:37

it a list

19:42

When you're not here

19:44

right now You can't

19:46

hide Oh, yeah Gonna

19:49

find you And take

19:51

it slowly Oh, you

19:53

better make this You

19:55

better not cry Better

19:58

not I'm telling you

20:00

I'm going to find

20:02

out who's making a

20:04

list And make you

20:07

want me You did

20:09

too, too, who's making a

20:11

list You did too, too,

20:13

who's checking a list You

20:15

better wait this, you better

20:17

do too You did too,

20:19

too, I'm checking a list

20:21

He sees you when you

20:23

make him He knows when

20:25

you make him He

20:28

knows if you're with me

20:30

You check, so check if I'm

20:32

going to make him Oh,

20:35

Santa Claus is

20:37

making a list

20:39

Santa Claus is

20:41

making a list

20:43

Santa Claus is

20:46

making a list

20:48

Santa Claus making

20:50

a list

20:52

Santa Claus is

20:55

making list

20:57

Believe You

21:01

can't run

21:03

away From these

21:05

scars I got, oh

21:07

baby Hey, baby, cause

21:09

I got a lot,

21:12

oh yeah Standin'

21:14

across me, oh

21:16

baby Standin' across me,

21:18

oh baby Standin'

21:21

across me, oh baby

21:23

Believe Standin'

21:27

across me, baby Standin'

21:30

across me, enemy Standin'

21:32

across me, oh baby Standin'

21:35

across me, baby Standin'

21:37

across me, oh baby Adil,

21:39

Adil, Adil Adil Find 60

21:41

percentages You gotta believe me

21:43

You just gotta believe me

21:46

C'mon fellas, believe me You

21:48

just gotta believe me Thank

21:59

watching! My stockings by the

22:02

fireplace, I've set my prayers

22:04

and washed my face, And

22:06

when my folks are fast

22:08

asleep, Then down the stairs

22:10

I'll softly creep, For I've

22:12

decided that this year that

22:14

I'll wait up for Santa

22:16

dear, I'm waiting up for

22:18

Santa Claus, I'd like to

22:20

see by chimney How one

22:22

so stout would go about

22:25

this coming down a chimney.

22:27

I'm waiting up for Santa

22:29

Claus because I'm endowed each

22:31

season. How he can go

22:33

through ice and snow and

22:35

keep his nose from freezing.

22:37

From all the pictures that

22:39

I've seen, his reindeer seemed

22:41

to fly. His Santa's lay

22:43

a flying machine, what keeps

22:45

him in the sky. So

22:48

I'm waiting up for Santa

22:50

Claus when he pops down

22:52

the chimney. What a surprise

22:54

will meet his eyes when

22:56

he sees his eyes when

22:58

he sees him. me by

23:00

Jimmy. I'm waiting up for

23:02

Santa Claus. I'd like to

23:04

see by Jimmy how one

23:06

so stout would go about

23:08

this coming down a chimney.

23:11

Now I'm waiting up for

23:13

Santa Claus because I'm in

23:15

doubting season, how he can

23:17

go through that ice and

23:19

snow and keep his nose

23:21

from freezing from all the

23:23

pictures that I've seen, his

23:25

reindeer seen to fly. His

23:27

Santa's lay of flying machine

23:29

what keeps him in the

23:31

sky so I'm waiting up

23:33

for Santa Claus when he

23:36

pops down the chimney what

23:38

a surprise will meet his

23:40

eyes when he sees me

23:42

by Jimney I'm waiting for

23:44

Santa Claus tonight I'm gonna

23:46

catch him too Hurry

23:49

up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, Santa Claus,

23:51

don't be late for Christmas. Hurry up, hurry up,

23:53

hurry up, Santa Claus, we can't wait for Christmas.

23:55

Johnny wants an atom gun, Betty wants a... Dolly,

23:58

Billy wants some bubble gun wants a

24:00

wants a colleague. So hurry up, up,

24:02

hurry up, hurry up Santa

24:04

Claus. We can't wait

24:06

for Christmas. wait for Hurry up,

24:08

hurry up, hurry up,

24:10

Claus. You can't hurry up

24:12

old Santa Claus. old Santa

24:14

been busy you know. I've

24:17

been working all year you

24:19

toys for all of

24:21

your girls and boys. making toys

24:23

you worry your little heads.

24:25

I'll get here on

24:27

time. your know exactly what

24:29

everybody wants. on Johnny wants

24:31

an Adam's gun. what wants

24:33

a wants. Johnny wants and Adam. know

24:35

what Sister She wants a

24:38

colleague a got it right

24:40

here alongside of me. right here

24:42

alongside of me. Who's down up, hurry

24:44

up hurry up hurry up can't

24:46

wait for Christmas. for Christmas! Mr.

25:01

Santa Claus, Santa Claus

25:03

With your Claus with your whiskers

25:06

white. Santa Claus, Mr.

25:08

Santa Claus Will

25:10

you come you come tonight? Little

25:13

boys and girls, little

25:15

boys and girls Will you

25:17

come tonight? Little

25:19

boys and girls, little boys

25:21

and girls I'ma come

25:24

tonight. Mr.

25:37

Claus, Mr. Santa

25:39

Claus, with your with your

25:41

shiny sleigh. Mr. Santa Claus,

25:44

Mr. Santa Claus,

25:46

will you this way?

25:49

Little boys and girls,

25:51

little boys and

25:53

girls, with my shiny

25:55

sleigh. boys and and

25:57

girls, little boys and

26:00

girls, I will

26:02

find you. away. Christmas,

26:04

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas

26:06

to you Merry

26:08

Christmas, Merry Christmas, Happy

26:10

New Year to

26:12

you Christmas,

26:15

Merry, Christmas, Happy New Year,

26:17

a little birdie

26:19

in the cuckoo

26:22

buck Cuckoo buck I

26:24

the coming down mind

26:27

me, I saw Claus

26:29

I'm just a

26:31

little birdie in

26:34

the cuckoo buck

26:36

I saw you

26:39

you coming down the saw

26:41

you saw you hide that

26:43

I saw you

26:46

hide that little

26:48

candy. I saw you hide

26:50

from the skies blue

26:53

dress. Your fan did come

26:55

for the time for

26:58

rain Time to

27:00

shovel that snow

27:02

again Time to

27:05

dry it's candy

27:07

day For you

27:10

see It's Christmas Christmas

27:13

Day. A light, all the the lights

27:15

on the Christmas All

27:17

the little kneeling on

27:20

on their have the

27:22

time for goodness

27:24

for goodness sake that

27:26

Christmas that Christmas came. They'll

27:28

time for sunshine,

27:30

time for rain time

27:32

to shovel that

27:35

snow again No

27:37

time to dry

27:39

it's candy day

27:41

For you see

27:43

it's Christmas day Oh,

28:00

you better watch

28:02

out. And you're

28:04

better watch out.

28:06

And you'd better

28:09

not cry. No,

28:11

you'd

28:13

better watch

28:15

out not

28:19

you'd better

28:21

not cry better

28:23

not cry. No, you'd

28:27

I'll tell you the reason

28:29

why He's

28:31

making

28:33

a list

28:35

your list. And

28:38

you he's

28:40

checking

28:42

it checking it

28:44

twice. Santa Claus

28:46

is coming. Santa

28:49

Claus is

28:51

coming Santa Claus

28:53

is coming

28:56

Santa Claus

28:58

is coming

29:00

coming. town

29:56

You'd better watch

29:58

out And you know

30:00

you know that

30:03

you'd better not cry

30:05

Have you better know

30:07

how how to? And I'll I'll

30:10

tell you the reason

30:12

why Cause he's

30:14

gonna find out He's

30:17

gonna find out

30:19

who is not the

30:21

endless Santa

30:31

Claus is

30:33

coming is Santa

30:35

Claus is coming

30:39

Santa Claus is

30:41

coming know he's

30:43

you know he's

30:45

coming Claus

30:48

Claus is coming

30:50

to town. Santa

31:15

ho!

31:23

You'd better watch out,

31:25

you'd better not cry You're

31:31

better not proud, I'm

31:33

telling you why It's

31:38

making a mess,

31:40

checking it twice You're

31:45

gonna find out who's

31:47

none of your nines Son,

31:53

I've got your

31:55

number I've been real

31:57

good, oh yeah I

32:00

just can't wait for

32:02

Christmas Santa Claus is

32:04

coming to town Santa

32:06

Claus is coming to

32:08

town Santa Claus is

32:10

coming to town Santa

32:12

Claus is coming to

32:15

town He's watching you

32:17

fall when it's spring

32:19

and summer So

32:23

you better be good

32:25

cause he's got your number

32:30

He's got that list that

32:32

you know He's checking

32:34

it twice He's

32:37

gonna find out if

32:39

you've been naughty or

32:41

nice Santa

32:45

sent my email

32:47

I hope to go

32:49

online I just

32:51

can't wait for Christmas

32:53

Santa Claus is

32:55

coming to town Santa

32:58

Claus is coming

33:00

to town Santa Claus

33:02

is coming to

33:04

town Santa Claus is

33:06

coming to town

33:08

He sees you when

33:10

you're sleeping He

33:12

knows when you're awake

33:15

He knows that you've

33:17

been bad So you

33:19

better be good cause

33:22

got I

33:25

just wait

33:37

Santa Claus

33:40

is

33:42

I've got

33:45

your

33:47

number I

33:49

feel

33:52

real good

33:54

Oh

33:57

yeah I

33:59

can Wait for Christmas

34:01

Santa Claus is

34:04

coming to

34:06

town now Santa

34:08

Claus is

34:10

coming to town

34:12

now Santa

34:14

Claus is coming

34:16

to town

34:18

now Santa Claus

34:21

is coming

34:23

to town now

34:25

You better

34:27

watch out, you

34:29

better not

34:31

cry Santa Claus

34:33

is coming

34:35

to town now

34:38

Better not

34:40

cry, now I'm

34:42

telling you

34:44

I Santa Claus

34:46

is coming

34:48

to town now

34:50

Santa Claus

34:52

is coming to

34:55

town Santa

34:57

Claus is coming

34:59

to town

35:01

Santa Claus is

35:03

coming to

35:05

town It

35:15

But night before Christmas and

35:17

all through the all through the we

35:19

were all were all psyched out, especially old

35:21

dad. He came came floating in

35:24

at a quarter past four, four,

35:26

and he he passed out cold

35:28

on the living room floor. floor.

35:30

The The children were sleeping

35:32

as if they were dead, We

35:34

had slipped a a and put

35:36

them to bed. them to bed. While

35:38

the turkey turkey from mother we heard, Old Stiller,

35:40

I'll kill you dirty old bird.

35:42

bird. The stockings were hung by

35:44

the chimney with care, with care,

35:46

And oh, what a terrible smell

35:48

filled the air. the air! When When

35:50

all of a sudden the

35:52

door opened wide, And a and

35:54

a old cat came a-walking inside. With a

35:57

a beard like a a hippie

35:59

and a crazy red suit,

36:01

suit and a a on his

36:03

back back all kinds of kinds

36:05

of loot. I'd have down down the chimney, said

36:07

Jolly St. Nick, but I had my

36:09

suit my suit and I gotta

36:11

look slick. to look So I'd

36:13

fill up the stockings, and

36:15

then hurry on, then hurry cause

36:17

I left my I left my sleigh in

36:19

zone. zone. Well he he

36:21

brought a a new girdle, and he

36:23

said with a smile, a smile. Well Ma,

36:25

I guess that ought to hold

36:27

you a while. you a while. And Paul,

36:29

you'll get a present, you'll get

36:31

it as soon, as I as out

36:33

just how you out just how you get to

36:36

wrap a And for all the all

36:38

you'll love what I you'll It's a

36:40

rock and roll record, a without

36:42

any sound. record without any sound. Then Santa that's

36:44

about it. I got places

36:46

to go, so I gotta split.

36:48

got a split. But a shore am weary from this

36:50

load, load. I go, I'll have one

36:52

for the road. the road. So we we

36:54

broke out the booze, and we

36:57

all had a blast, a and

36:59

the next thing we knew, old

37:01

Santa was knew old Santa was Santa said, Santa

37:03

I'll just stay here, I think,

37:05

stay here I I can't drive them can't

37:08

drive I drink. whenever So let's have

37:10

another, a shot and a

37:12

beer, shot in the have a and have cool,

37:14

and a crazy new year. new year

37:28

Today sing the

37:30

praises of

37:33

December December 23rd, not

37:35

a holiday a holiday

37:38

per se. It's just just

37:40

the day that

37:42

is the day

37:45

before the day

37:47

day day that

37:49

is the best

37:52

day in the best

37:54

day the world. 24th is

37:56

Christmas Eve, the

37:59

25th is Christmas, and

38:01

the 26th is

38:03

Boxing Day, and

38:06

Day. The feast of Stephen,

38:08

but the 23rd is mostly spent

38:10

just marking time until the earth

38:13

rotates around its axis once again.

38:15

Today we sing the praises of

38:17

December 23rd, though no one else

38:20

would seem to give a damn.

38:22

It's just the day that is

38:25

the day before the day before

38:27

the day before the day. the

38:31

best day in the

38:33

world. Too late for

38:35

office parties and you're

38:37

done with secret Santa

38:39

but too early to

38:41

go driving off to

38:44

grandma through the snow

38:46

and metaphorically speaking it's

38:48

the next to last

38:50

minute so you still

38:52

have one more shopping

38:54

day to go. the

38:59

praises of December 23rd. Because

39:01

if we don't nobody ever

39:03

will, it's just the day

39:05

that is the day that

39:07

is the day that is

39:10

the best day in the

39:12

world. It's just the day

39:14

that is the best day

39:16

in the world. It's just

39:19

the day that is the

39:21

day before the day that

39:23

is the day before the

39:25

day that is. The best

39:28

day in the world. Happy

39:30

fast averse. It's best of

39:32

us. When George was growing

39:34

up. His father. It's nothing.

39:37

It's a stupid holiday. My

39:39

father invented. It doesn't exist.

39:41

Happy festive. It's Georgie. I

39:43

haven't celebrated festivals in years.

39:45

What is your interest? Just

39:48

tell me everything, huh? Many

39:50

Christmas ago, I went to

39:52

buy a doll for my

39:54

son. I reached for the

39:57

last one they had, but

39:59

so did another man. As

40:01

I reigned blows upon him,

40:03

I realized there had to

40:06

be another way. What happened

40:08

to the doll? It was

40:10

destroyed. But out of that,

40:12

a new holiday was born.

40:15

A festivist for the rest

40:17

of us. That must have

40:19

been some kind of doll.

40:21

And at the Festivist dinner,

40:23

you gather your family around

40:26

and tell them all the

40:28

ways they have disappointed you

40:30

over the past year. And

40:32

is there a tree? No,

40:35

instead there's a pole. Requires

40:37

no decoration. I find tinsel

40:39

distracting. Frank, this new holiday

40:41

of yours is scratching me

40:44

right where I itch. Let's

40:46

do it then. All right.

40:48

Festivist is back! I'll get

40:50

the pole out of the

40:52

crawl space. Is that the

40:55

poll? George Festivis is your

40:57

heritage. It's part of who

40:59

you are. That's why I

41:01

ate it. It's a big

41:04

dinner, Tuesday night at Frank's

41:06

house. Everyone's invited. George. You're

41:08

forgetting how much Festivis has

41:10

meant to us all. I

41:13

brought one of the cassette

41:15

tapes. Read that poll. I

41:17

can't read it. I need

41:19

my glasses. You don't mean

41:22

glasses. You're just weak. You're

41:24

weak. Leave! All

41:28

right, George.

41:31

It's time

41:34

for the

41:36

Festivist feats

41:39

of strength.

41:42

Oh, no!

41:45

Don't fates

41:48

of strength!

41:50

I'm fine

41:53

festivist! and

41:57

I'm so light and

41:59

strong. Let them have

42:02

the festival of lights,

42:04

Christmas trees and silent

42:07

nights. That's too much

42:09

work for the rest

42:12

of us. Let us

42:14

have a fast of

42:17

us. Tradition says this

42:19

time each year are

42:22

grievances. We fill the

42:24

air. Disappointments

42:27

made so clear,

42:29

Dashing hopes we

42:31

held so dear,

42:33

Let them have

42:35

one wishes and

42:37

cheer, We can

42:39

drink our eyes

42:41

cold dear, Once

42:44

you please get

42:46

on the bus,

42:48

Join us in

42:50

our fest of

42:52

us! Mom and

42:54

sis, you will

42:56

astound. Men and

42:58

boys proudly display,

43:00

Feats of strength

43:02

this fest of

43:04

us day, From

43:06

the roof tops

43:08

through the town,

43:10

There are voices

43:12

we'll resolve, Lift

43:14

our spirits from

43:16

the dust, Spread

43:18

the joy of

43:21

fast of us.

43:27

and a hoe-hoe-hoe with a happy

43:29

festivist and a happy holiday whatever

43:32

you got I'll take it and

43:34

have a happy with it all

43:36

right that's that should be all

43:38

right okay anyway good evening I'm

43:40

KBC this is the bit slap

43:43

and tonight is our annual Christmas

43:45

show deck your halls baby we

43:47

we do this every year obviously

43:49

I am not the collector I

43:51

once was which is a good

43:54

thing so Let's hear it for

43:56

me. Anyway, let's hear it for

43:58

the stuff that we heard. We

44:00

started out with something kind of

44:03

nice. Carol lived the I was

44:05

Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks.

44:07

We heard a guy named Metro

44:09

11 days before Christmas from an

44:11

album of the same name. Never

44:14

heard of this guy before. I

44:16

don't even know if he's real.

44:18

I'm serious. There's all kinds of

44:20

stuff floating down the river with

44:22

that are AI or in some

44:25

other way kind of fake. And

44:27

I'm not sure if this guy's

44:29

for real or not, but I

44:31

like this album a lot. So

44:34

it's your problem now. Okay, we

44:36

do a Christmas. Somebody called WQ

44:38

128.1.1. For Christmas was the bell

44:40

rays from Hawaii. Christmas dung got

44:42

funky. Was Jimmy Jules and the

44:45

nuclear soul system. We heard from

44:47

Stan Kenton. What is a Santa

44:49

Claus? A lot of those things.

44:51

I should do all show and

44:53

just what is a bulla. You'd

44:56

be gone in five minutes. Making

44:58

a list. What's DJ cover bond?

45:00

I'm waiting for Santa. was nervous

45:02

and nervous. We heard a couple

45:05

little short things. We heard hurry

45:07

up Santa Claus from Pat Ballard.

45:09

That was on a five inch

45:11

little John record from 1952. Mr.

45:13

Santa Claus was Richard Robinson Tenner

45:16

from 1960. It says that on

45:18

the label, Richard Robinson Tenner. Just

45:20

a little birdie in a cuckoo

45:22

clock was Tim Dinkins. And then

45:24

we came to, what was that

45:27

afterwards? Sally's Follies. Santa Claus has

45:29

come into your come into your

45:31

love. All right, you got that

45:33

one right. And then Santa, I

45:36

got your number. That was Tommy

45:38

Tutone. Like I guess times were

45:40

tough or something, but you know,

45:42

I'm sure he sold a couple

45:44

of dozen of those. Night before

45:47

Christmas was of course Homer and

45:49

Jethro. And then we had a

45:51

little nod to Festivus. We heard

45:53

Christmas Eve Eve Eve from Paul

45:55

and Storm from 2010. The story

45:58

of Vestivists from the Seinfeld episode,

46:00

a piece of it, and then

46:02

let us have a Festivist, was

46:04

T with Warriors from 2011. Yeah,

46:07

Festivists has been around forever. It

46:09

was just, it took a TV

46:11

show like Seinfeld pointed out to

46:13

him. So, yeah. So anyway, I

46:15

have been a long-time Christmas collector

46:18

and quite frankly I've had it,

46:20

okay? But there is a price

46:22

to be paid for all this

46:24

stuff. Number one, I've suffered years

46:26

for this and now it's your

46:29

turn. And number two, I do

46:31

have another sponsor lined up. Hit

46:33

it boys. Folks, this is your

46:35

old friend Santa Claus, reminding you

46:38

that during this holiday season I

46:40

shall have my office with the

46:42

Chevrolet people. In their showroom you

46:44

will find four colorful, interesting letters

46:46

I have written for your children

46:49

with envelopes to match. Select the

46:51

one you want for your child.

46:53

Address it, then mail it in

46:55

my special pink and blue mailbox

46:57

alongside the Santa Claus trylon in

47:00

your dealer showroom. And lo and

47:02

behold, guess what? The letter will

47:04

be returned to your children bearing

47:06

the famous Santa Claus Indiana postmark.

47:09

Oh, oh, oh, oh, imagine your

47:11

youngster's delight in receiving my personally

47:13

autographed letter. It will surely be

47:15

a thrill. They will never forget.

47:17

Now remember, folks, this is a

47:20

complementary offer available only at your

47:22

Chevrolet dealer. Visit his showroom and

47:24

look for the colorful Santa Claus

47:26

Trilen and mailbox display. And while

47:28

you're there, be sure to look

47:31

at and ask for a demonstration

47:33

ride in the beautiful new 1959,

47:35

Chevrolet! On

47:38

the first day of Christmas

47:40

my best bird sent to

47:43

me a partridge in a

47:45

pear tree. On the second

47:47

day of Christmas I sent

47:49

my best bird back a

47:51

piece of my mind and

47:54

a partridge in a pear

47:56

tree. On the third day

47:58

of Christmas my best bird

48:00

sent to me three of

48:02

our... I think she's trying

48:04

to get rid of that

48:07

good. On the fifth day

48:09

of Christmas, my best bird

48:11

sent to me. Four overcoats,

48:13

all, BBC. There was two

48:15

blue ones, two red ones.

48:17

No good to me. And

48:20

this part's rigid, a pair

48:22

tree. I think she's trying

48:24

to get rid of that

48:26

good. On the fifth day

48:28

of Christmas, my best bird

48:30

sent to me. One stereo,

48:33

two very old sign photographs

48:35

of Leary-O. That might be

48:37

not new though. Four TV

48:39

meals, five Cuban heels. They

48:41

make six with me. Oh

48:43

yeah. And this part's rich

48:46

in a pear tree. On

48:48

the sixth day of Christmas,

48:50

my best bird turn up

48:52

trumps. Six pairs of hips,

48:54

the jeans, five e-type jaguars,

48:57

four salts of other cars,

48:59

three packets of mourning glory.

49:01

That's quite another story. Two

49:03

bottles of vodka need to

49:05

loosen the whole of Carnaby

49:07

Street. And you'll never guess.

49:10

That privy part's rich in

49:12

the pantry. Oh well, I

49:14

spent them out of town.

49:16

On the 12th day of

49:18

Christmas, my best bird come

49:20

herself. You know, I always

49:23

wonder what she looked like.

49:25

And when I saw her,

49:27

I'd give her a back.

49:29

Nine anorax, eight, catalax, plastic,

49:31

max, six, tenor, sax, five,

49:33

fruits, and wax, four, paperbacks,

49:36

three, brown, tracks, two, golden,

49:38

complex, brine, stein, steinestin, And

49:40

a partridge in a petry.

49:42

You know, I've missed that

49:44

bird ever since. That flipping,

49:46

partridge in a petry. We

49:49

don't believe in you know

49:51

who, but we don't let

49:53

the kids know it. parents

49:55

who were grown-ups. There's a

49:57

line we have to tow

50:00

it. But we're part of

50:02

a conspiracy about this bearded

50:04

big fat guy who isn't

50:06

real, who never lived, who's

50:08

old but doesn't die. We

50:10

went to the department store,

50:13

we climbed out on that

50:15

limb, told the kids that

50:17

it was you know who.

50:19

We said that bomb was

50:21

him. Then we placed them

50:23

on his knee. To me,

50:26

the knee seemed rather bony.

50:28

Happily they sat there, though,

50:30

chatting with that phony. Told

50:32

the kids we could provide

50:34

the proof. The deceit. How

50:36

I hate it. We put

50:39

out the milk and cookies.

50:41

Yes, I admit I drank

50:43

and ate it. Then that

50:45

fib about the North Pole.

50:47

As if any elves could

50:49

live there. We helped to

50:52

write and send that letter,

50:54

knowing full well it went

50:56

nowhere. You know who. comes

50:58

down the chimney. How could

51:00

such a fat man fit?

51:03

The whole thing is preposterous,

51:05

yet we get children to

51:07

buy it. We have no

51:09

shame. The lies pile up.

51:11

You'd think at least we'd

51:13

balk when we sing a

51:16

red-nosed reindeer and snowmen who

51:18

dance and talk. Well, it's

51:20

just a harmless story, a

51:22

fairy tale, some Christmas fun.

51:27

Not unlike that other

51:29

theory. The one about

51:31

God's son? Where angels

51:33

talk to shepherds, wise

51:35

men, troop after a

51:37

star, and a virgin

51:39

has a baby. Boy,

51:41

that's fetched pretty far.

51:43

But we adults buy

51:45

that conspiracy, we tow

51:47

and swallow that old

51:49

line, disappearing milk and

51:51

cookies and cookies and

51:54

cookies and wine and

51:56

cookies. It's

51:59

enough to make

52:02

your head hesitate,

52:04

it's enough to

52:07

give you pause.

52:10

Perhaps it's just

52:13

as crucial. Kids

52:16

believe in, you

52:19

know who. By

52:22

urban sprawl, it's

52:24

Christmas in LA.

52:27

See the mansions

52:30

of the stars.

52:33

Valley elves are

52:36

parking cars. Rain-distrippers

52:39

in the bars.

52:42

Christmas in LA.

52:45

I dream of

52:47

trees and ornaments

52:50

and the crackling.

52:59

through a killer's

53:01

ball. Those who

53:04

can have hit

53:06

the slopes after

53:09

all this party

53:11

groves leaving us

53:14

with only hopes

53:16

it's Christmas in

53:19

LA. Silicon with

53:21

extra bounce, buy

53:24

a pound and

53:26

get an ounce,

53:29

it's Christmas in

53:31

LA. When I

53:34

fly down from

53:36

San Francisco, I

53:39

hear music in

53:42

the air, a

53:44

million car alarms

53:47

are curling, no

53:49

one seems to

53:52

care. Take

54:00

this with

54:02

a grain of

54:04

salt of unfrozen

54:08

on frozen

54:12

Don't know if

54:15

it's Goofy's fault if

54:19

Christmas in

54:21

LA fault. It's

54:24

Snowballs made

54:26

of LA. Plastic

54:28

in every

54:31

home All the

54:33

kids are

54:35

home home Christmas

54:37

in LA in

54:40

Christmas in

54:42

LA LA.

54:44

Christmas in

54:47

LA Oh

55:06

Santa, don't you come knocking

55:08

at my door I ain't

55:10

got no cookies, no milk,

55:12

and no decor Times is

55:14

tight, man, my wallet's gone

55:16

dry Even Rudolph said, damn,

55:18

this broke -ass guy Spent

55:20

my last few bucks on

55:22

gas for my car Now

55:24

I'm sitting here singing about

55:26

a Christmas over zah Ain't

55:28

got no tree, ain't got

55:30

no lights I'm praying my

55:32

landlord don't cut off the

55:34

lights I can't afford no

55:36

damn presents, no way, no

55:38

how Not for you, not

55:40

for me, not even my

55:42

damn spouse But baby, don't

55:44

you cry, don't let your

55:46

heart fall Cause I still

55:48

got this sweet motel roof

55:50

to give y Try to hustle

55:52

for some do but man it wits

55:54

out so my old mix tape

55:56

and they threw it in

55:58

my mouth it on

56:00

my gold chain, but

56:02

they they in my face face.

56:04

Said, player, this ain't gold, go.

56:06

This is some fake-ass place. Wrap my presence

56:08

the damn newspaper He He

56:10

opened it up, there's some raw-ass

56:12

caper. Hey, my woman a

56:14

coupon book, I wrote by

56:16

hand It's good for

56:18

one free hug, girl, ain't

56:20

that grand? I can't

56:22

afford no damn presents, no

56:24

way, no how Not

56:26

for you, not for me,

56:29

not even my damn

56:31

spouse But baby, don't you

56:33

cry, don't let your

56:35

heart fall Cause I still

56:37

got this funky groove

56:39

to give y Now listen up,

56:41

y 'all, the the real

56:43

twist A so broke, but but

56:45

I still feel See, love love

56:47

cost a thing, and that's a

56:49

fact If you you so, you you

56:51

don't need a fat gonna

56:54

sing these blues, sip some

56:56

cheap ass white, make some dollars. eggnog,

56:58

and call it fine

57:00

We'll dance around this old

57:02

-ass treat tonight Cause the

57:05

real gifts love, and

57:07

that shit right I can't afford

57:09

no damn damn it's true,

57:11

it's true But I'll

57:14

sing my love like the

57:16

like would do would do. candle,

57:19

hold me tight we'll

57:21

make this Christmas tonight

57:28

Can't afford it, but

57:30

I'll groove it

57:32

Yeah, baby, we'll

57:34

move it Can't

57:39

afford it, but

57:42

I'll groove it Yeah,

57:44

baby, we'll move

57:46

it afford

58:00

it Christmas gift!

58:02

Christmas gift! And in

58:04

his life, like setting

58:06

first, I'm coming in

58:08

here. Santa Claus, so

58:10

won't you listen here?

58:13

Christmas Day is a

58:15

drawing near. I've been

58:17

about as good as

58:19

I could be, so

58:21

don't forget my present

58:23

on the Christmas tree.

58:26

I woke up this

58:28

morning before Tuesday before

58:30

Tuesday and I thought

58:32

I heard old sad

58:34

herself. I beeped that

58:36

boy is a weeping

58:38

with me. I'm gonna

58:41

snatch his present right

58:43

all day. Christmas gift!

58:45

Hand in gift! Yeah!

58:47

Christmas gift! Oh! To

58:49

hand in gift! Amen!

58:51

Christmas gift! Hand in

58:53

gift! Now possum, possum,

58:56

you better run. My

58:58

dad is in the

59:00

words made of big

59:02

shotgun. Old man, turkey

59:04

blinds are high. Don't

59:06

you see that gleam

59:08

in my daddy's eye?

59:11

I don't sold my

59:13

cone in my black-eyed

59:15

beech. I'm gonna spend

59:17

my money just like

59:19

I'm pleased. I'm gonna

59:21

buy me a prison

59:24

for my sister, Sue.

59:26

One for my mama

59:28

and my daddy. Christmas

59:30

Day! Oh yeah! Christmas

59:32

Day! Oh! Oh! Christmas!

59:34

Yeah! Christmas! Christmas! I

59:36

got a present for

59:39

you! You say you

59:41

got one for me!

59:43

Well then hang it

59:45

on that Christmas tree!

59:47

Now it makes no

59:49

difference! Where you're wrong?

59:51

Christmas! Get around that

59:54

tree I'm

59:56

singing them

59:58

songs of

1:00:00

jubilee them songs

1:00:02

of Jubilee. I sing.

1:00:04

thing Christmas

1:00:07

gift Oh,

1:00:09

And I is

1:00:11

a in it!

1:00:13

Christmas gift! Oh, this

1:00:15

is a happy day!

1:00:19

Merry Christmas to everybody

1:00:33

I want a little

1:00:35

Christmas That I

1:00:38

want you bring once

1:00:40

in a while Bring me

1:00:42

a little Christmas And

1:00:44

put in there under my

1:00:46

tree I

1:00:49

want a little Christmas I

1:00:51

want to rub my fingers through

1:00:54

his hair I

1:00:56

want my very own

1:00:58

little A little one

1:01:00

Or do I don't care All

1:01:03

the peace And joy is

1:01:05

all I've got And I say,

1:01:07

John is just a dream But

1:01:10

then and if you bring

1:01:12

My boy, Ringo I'll be

1:01:14

so happy I can dream

1:01:17

I want a little Christmas

1:01:21

That I want you bring

1:01:23

once in a while

1:01:25

Bring little That's all I

1:01:27

have And put in

1:01:29

there under my tree All

1:01:40

the peace And joy is

1:01:42

all I've got And I say,

1:01:44

John is just a dream But

1:01:47

then and if you bring

1:01:49

My boy, Ringo I'll be

1:01:51

so happy I can dream

1:01:54

I want a little Christmas

1:01:58

That I want you bring One

1:02:00

to me Just

1:02:02

bring a needle That's all

1:02:04

I have And put it

1:02:06

there under my tree bell,

1:02:21

ring the

1:02:23

bell Ring

1:02:25

the bell

1:02:27

again I

1:02:29

want a

1:02:31

pickle for

1:02:33

Christmas One,

1:02:36

I can call

1:02:38

my own I

1:02:41

wrote a letter to

1:02:43

all St. Nic If he

1:02:45

doesn't bring one, I'll

1:02:47

just be sick Cause I

1:02:50

hung up with great

1:02:52

big stockings I'm proud to

1:02:54

say My life people

1:02:56

will be talking On Christmas

1:02:58

Day, believe me I

1:03:01

want good people On Christmas

1:03:03

morning Well, I'll never

1:03:05

love that girl again The

1:03:07

bells ring, the bells

1:03:09

ring Go on the way

1:03:12

If Johnny's fans were

1:03:14

to fly And George would

1:03:16

be okay Hey, I

1:03:18

want to eat for Christmas

1:03:22

Boy, I can keep

1:03:24

at home I

1:03:27

said to Santa that

1:03:29

I am slow It's not

1:03:31

like I'm a king

1:03:33

You bring all folks Well,

1:03:36

I'm getting so bright

1:03:38

and girly On Christmas Day

1:03:40

Even if his hair

1:03:42

is curly I'll shock her

1:03:44

and eat If I

1:03:47

want to be cool On

1:03:49

Christmas morning Well,

1:03:51

I'll never love

1:03:53

Santa I'll never love

1:03:55

Santa I'll never

1:03:57

love Santa again Drink

1:04:00

all

1:04:02

that, drink

1:04:04

all

1:04:07

that, drink

1:04:09

all

1:04:11

that Santa,

1:04:17

Santa listen to

1:04:19

this I'm gonna

1:04:21

give you my

1:04:23

Christmas list Keep

1:04:25

the dolls and

1:04:28

keep the toys Give

1:04:30

them to other girls

1:04:32

and I wanna feel, oh

1:04:34

Christmas I wanna

1:04:37

feel, yeah, oh Christmas

1:04:39

I wanna feel,

1:04:41

oh Christmas Yeah,

1:04:43

yeah, yeah,

1:04:45

yeah Santa, Santa

1:04:47

don't be a square I

1:04:50

think of me, won't come

1:04:52

back I love those boys with

1:04:54

their hair so long That's

1:04:57

why I'm singing this

1:04:59

song I wanna feel, oh

1:05:01

Christmas I wanna

1:05:03

feel, yeah, oh

1:05:05

Christmas I wanna feel,

1:05:07

oh Christmas Yeah,

1:05:10

yeah, yeah, yeah Do you

1:05:12

remember last Christmas when I

1:05:14

asked for a wrinkle But

1:05:16

all you said was a

1:05:18

game of finger I

1:05:23

promised you, you couldn't

1:05:25

believe me Boy, you only

1:05:27

left me a bit

1:05:29

older Well

1:05:31

now Santa, don't put

1:05:33

me on Just keep

1:05:35

your jacket on And

1:05:37

under the tree I

1:05:39

hope you'll see What

1:05:41

more bigger's waiting there

1:05:43

for me I wanna

1:05:45

feel, oh, oh Christmas

1:05:47

I wanna feel, yeah,

1:05:50

oh Christmas I wanna

1:05:52

feel, oh Christmas

1:05:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:05:57

yeah Santa Santa

1:06:00

listen to this. Now

1:06:02

you have heard my Christmas

1:06:05

lesson. I'll be so good and

1:06:07

I will be hate. You'll

1:06:09

only give me what I

1:06:11

crave. I want to be

1:06:13

a hot Christmas. I want

1:06:15

to be a hot Christmas.

1:06:18

I want to be a

1:06:20

hot Christmas. Yeah,

1:06:23

yeah, yeah, yeah. what

1:07:00

do I what do Yeah,

1:07:24

I'd like to check the

1:07:26

hall with boughs of holly

1:07:30

Here's the season to be

1:07:32

jolly Bell,

1:07:35

the lead, cup, drain,

1:07:37

the barrel Girl,

1:07:40

the ancient Yuletide

1:07:42

carol See

1:07:45

the flaming bull

1:07:47

live for us Strike

1:07:49

the harp and join

1:07:51

the chorus Follow

1:07:54

me in merry

1:07:56

measure Sing

1:08:00

a beauty's treasure! Oh,

1:08:03

I can! You

1:14:04

can take your Christmas

1:14:06

leaves and your presents too

1:14:09

Cause I've got my Christmas wish

1:14:12

and I know what I

1:14:14

gotta do All I wanna do

1:14:16

is say for Christmas all

1:14:18

I wanna do is shake All

1:14:20

I wanna do is shake

1:14:22

for the holiday All

1:14:26

I wanna do is shake

1:14:28

for the holiday Hey

1:14:38

That's right, that's right, that's

1:14:40

all I wanna do

1:14:42

That's all I need to

1:14:44

do It's just

1:14:46

a, it's just a,

1:14:48

it's just a lay

1:14:51

down Hey Bellraising

1:14:55

Bellraising is

1:14:58

singin'

1:15:00

time Christmas

1:15:02

time is singin'

1:15:04

time Are we

1:15:07

ready? Ready

1:15:12

Ready Ready

1:15:16

One, two, three,

1:15:18

four Rockin' and

1:15:20

rollin' Movin'

1:15:23

and groovin' Yeah

1:15:35

Yeah Hey

1:15:46

It was St. Nick

1:15:48

in Harlem and

1:15:50

up and down

1:15:52

the the street, nothing was shaken

1:15:54

and all the was was

1:15:56

beep. The only joint

1:15:58

jumpin' with business

1:16:00

and huge and huge was

1:16:02

a dingy shop shop

1:16:04

by by Chinchy, stingy old screws.

1:16:06

Everybody was busted, hocking horns, fiddles,

1:16:08

and skins. And when old screws

1:16:10

you get your man, the screws

1:16:12

always wins. Dad, they'd sneak in

1:16:14

and then they'd just drag out

1:16:16

hornless, fiddle-less, and skinless. Everybody was

1:16:18

low and salty and down and

1:16:20

out, and I was the most

1:16:22

down. Hungry and raggedy as a

1:16:24

saccasau crowd. I ducked into a

1:16:26

doorway to let some cops cruise

1:16:28

by, and something on the ground

1:16:30

kind of caught my eye. It

1:16:32

was a pack of fags in

1:16:34

the corner nearly covered with dust.

1:16:37

I opened it, lit up, took

1:16:39

a drag till I thought my

1:16:41

lungs would bust. When I took

1:16:43

my last draw, I got an

1:16:45

idea. And as a hustle to

1:16:47

screw you came out loud and

1:16:49

clear, I opened this door, got

1:16:51

in out of the cold, through

1:16:53

the fags on the counter, just

1:16:55

like there was gold. 19 fags

1:16:57

screw Joe man give me a

1:16:59

diamond give it to me fast

1:17:01

daddy because you ain't making good

1:17:03

time Screwed said mr. Don't give

1:17:05

me no mess and that nervous

1:17:07

jive hence you ain't getting a

1:17:09

dime. You're getting five cents Screw

1:17:11

Joe man you must be flipping

1:17:13

your frustrated week. Don't put me

1:17:15

down like that daddy ain't you

1:17:17

heard of the eul tide gig?

1:17:19

Well, I took the nickel and I started

1:17:22

to go. I opened the slammer and the

1:17:24

wind fractured me so I stepped back and

1:17:26

said, Scrooge, let me get myself together. Ain't

1:17:28

you my boy? This ain't a fit night

1:17:30

out for Clyde McCoy. Man, it wasn't cool.

1:17:32

It was cold. He said, okay, man, you're

1:17:34

one of my pets. This is Christmas. Join

1:17:36

me for one of your cigarettes. Well, we

1:17:38

lit up and daddy it felt kind of

1:17:40

good fact it felt better than I know

1:17:42

it should I looked at Scrooge and he

1:17:44

looked back he started to smile and I

1:17:46

I thought his face would

1:17:49

crack. He laughed out

1:17:51

loud and got on

1:17:53

a a kick and

1:17:55

I thought I'd better

1:17:57

send for the better man,

1:17:59

but for the wig finally

1:18:01

said, quick. He finally said, Say, Jim,

1:18:03

acting like a like a square.

1:18:05

Where all the cats

1:18:07

that belong to them to

1:18:09

over there? over He

1:18:11

made me get on

1:18:14

the phone as he

1:18:16

smoked my smoked my pack all

1:18:18

the to come on

1:18:20

back. back. He got some

1:18:22

King Kong wine, some

1:18:24

chicks and food galore

1:18:26

food he tore up

1:18:28

each he tore them cats

1:18:30

came in the door. as

1:18:32

them said, I want

1:18:34

to hear you He said, I

1:18:36

want to hear you studs! man,

1:18:38

blow. blow! And as they

1:18:41

started jumping, he grabbed

1:18:43

a he grabbed a swinging baby,

1:18:45

shouted, Go, baby, go. Well, sir, the law

1:18:47

raided the the about the

1:18:49

joint about four But count

1:18:51

of the swung But,

1:18:53

man, we swung all

1:18:55

the way to the to

1:18:57

the jailhouse. that and scrooge in

1:18:59

now boys. And now all I Have

1:19:01

a say a merry,

1:19:03

merry Christmas to you a

1:19:06

ball and a Merry Merry Christmas to you

1:19:08

all. Well,

1:19:23

it's that

1:19:26

time of the

1:19:28

year again. again,

1:19:30

everybody's running round. Decorating everything

1:19:32

everything fat man

1:19:34

fat man comes

1:19:36

town. Meanwhile at the commune,

1:19:38

he's getting the too.

1:19:41

He's tie-dying He's

1:19:43

tie -dying t -shirts

1:19:45

and making

1:19:47

love beats just

1:19:49

for you. for

1:19:51

He's got

1:19:53

his up his favorite tree.

1:19:55

Talking what he grew. Well,

1:20:01

he's got the attract

1:20:03

blasting. The incense burns

1:20:05

by candlelight. Gene Autris

1:20:07

singing Rudolph, the grateful

1:20:09

dead, due silent night.

1:20:11

And he's seen the

1:20:13

evening news and the

1:20:15

prospect still looked dim.

1:20:17

But solutions for the

1:20:19

planet, he knows start

1:20:21

right here with him.

1:20:24

He knows start right

1:20:26

here with him. So

1:20:28

he'll visualize this sacred

1:20:30

night, the world that

1:20:32

ain't out on the

1:20:34

limb. Yeah, it's an

1:20:36

old hippie Christmas, weather's

1:20:38

cold and hearts are

1:20:40

warm, mama smokes turkey,

1:20:42

wild daddy smokes the

1:20:44

farm, it's an old

1:20:46

hippie Christmas, just full

1:20:49

of your time fun.

1:20:51

Jesus must have been

1:20:53

a hippie, peace and

1:20:55

love. Well,

1:21:01

the kids make up

1:21:03

their wish list. Sunshine

1:21:06

wants the A-bomb band.

1:21:08

Rainbow wants to go

1:21:10

to Bristol in an

1:21:13

old Volkswagen van. And

1:21:15

the black lights and

1:21:17

the lava lamps are

1:21:20

flashing all about. And

1:21:22

Santa and his sandals

1:21:24

leaves us little dust.

1:21:27

That Christmas time is

1:21:29

almost good. And it's

1:21:31

gonna be far out.

1:21:34

It's an old-hippie Christmas,

1:21:36

weather's cold, and hearts

1:21:38

are warm. Mama smokes

1:21:41

turkey. Wild daddy smokes

1:21:43

the farm. It's an

1:21:45

old-hippie Christmas. Full of

1:21:48

your time fun. Jesus

1:21:50

must have been a

1:21:52

hippie. Peace and love

1:21:55

to well. Yeah,

1:22:00

it's an old, happy Christmas, weather's

1:22:02

cold and and hard to warm. Mama

1:22:05

a turkey, turkey. while

1:22:07

Daddy smokes a farm.

1:22:09

It's an old hippie

1:22:12

Christmas, full of yuletimes

1:22:14

fun, Jesus must have been

1:22:16

a hippie, peace and love. Twas

1:22:30

the fight before Grosmus went

1:22:33

all through the house, No

1:22:35

no furniture left standing,

1:22:37

no TV or couch,

1:22:39

or aquarium heck they

1:22:41

even knocked over my

1:22:44

head. Memo was was flung the

1:22:46

the room by her

1:22:48

By her by her sister

1:22:50

never never fought get ready

1:22:52

get ready to tumble! all

1:22:55

rascaled and and jumped off the

1:22:57

the beds. elbows and knees on

1:22:59

each other's heads. And Ma'amma with her frying

1:23:01

pan paw with his bat, clear cleared

1:23:03

half the room ten seconds flat. The

1:23:06

whole The again began from an

1:23:08

innocent batter, when ain't flow, thought Eugene said. She

1:23:10

looks a whole lot better. She knocked him

1:23:12

through the the fell with

1:23:14

a crash, a crash. tore down

1:23:16

the gutters and busted his his

1:23:18

leg bad. You're to saw it. Looks like

1:23:20

you've been a motorcycle Yeah it's

1:23:22

awful, Yeah, an awful, I can turn. See

1:23:24

sides of our family never never

1:23:26

have got along, and every always goes

1:23:28

wrong. wrong. You ain't supposed to

1:23:30

fight but but joy joy this

1:23:33

season but when they get they

1:23:35

get just look for a

1:23:37

reason. for a In no time

1:23:39

at all all, joined in in,

1:23:41

there we we off with our

1:23:43

closest of of king. Said

1:23:45

Uncle Bill as he gave a black

1:23:47

eye to his brother in law Phil.

1:23:49

I heard somebody say, It's the thought

1:23:51

that killed me and right now I'm

1:23:54

taking back my pure blood, Ethel. Presence

1:23:56

and fist flew all over the room

1:23:58

and Nana had some pretty luck. She moves

1:24:00

on the road. on

1:24:37

Speetow in a matter of minutes

1:24:39

out the window of beer, flashing

1:24:41

blue lights in the sheriff John

1:24:43

Deere, just then six- We

1:25:20

stood on the as did all

1:25:22

our neighbors. neighbors, who always took

1:25:24

interest in our in family's behavior.

1:25:27

Mind your own business? We

1:25:29

heard Grandma shout, and we'll take

1:25:32

back the President's dad, come

1:25:34

back out. By now, we'd forgotten what

1:25:36

we'd been fighting for. for. We

1:25:38

were battered and bruised, but

1:25:40

but united once more. Then we all

1:25:43

joined hands and sang violent

1:25:45

night. And we we heard grandpa

1:25:47

exclaim as they drove out of

1:25:49

out of sight. Merry Christmas! Oh!

1:26:00

Merry

1:26:03

Christmas

1:26:06

from

1:26:09

the

1:26:13

whole

1:26:16

family!

1:28:19

Say I come down a chimney,

1:28:21

about half past me, Left all

1:28:23

them a good old presence. I

1:29:38

like to try to try and with something

1:29:40

listable. show with you're welcome. Yeah,

1:29:42

that thing off with We Williams,

1:29:45

that thing of Kenneth Williams, crowd the London,

1:29:47

twelve days of Christmas of

1:29:49

sorts. of Christmas, of sorts. loud and wainright

1:29:51

was loud, weighing right that sounds a

1:29:53

little too logical to me, a

1:29:56

I don't know. too The Bobs, to

1:29:58

me. I in The Bobs, Christmas in LA. heard from

1:30:00

Frankie and the overdrafts was an AI and that was can't

1:30:02

afford no damn afford no telling this stuff is

1:30:04

I'm telling you this stuff I'm telling

1:30:06

out soon. I'm telling you gifts that was

1:30:08

real voices of Walter that was a guy Voices

1:30:10

of Walter who was a guy a guy

1:30:12

named Harrison who who was a, apparently

1:30:14

quite a star on Broadway and

1:30:16

and as a voice of think, I think you

1:30:18

know, whatever. and then we heard, believe

1:30:20

it or not, not songs with

1:30:22

the same title we heard from Becky

1:30:24

Lee Beck and that was called I want a was

1:30:26

called, I beetle beetle Christmas. There was

1:30:28

a couple of a couple of those. There was a

1:30:30

And believe it or not, not that that

1:30:32

was I want a beel for And of

1:30:34

course Patti Surbay and the and the VIPs. And

1:30:36

believe it believe it or not a

1:30:39

beel want a beetle for Christmas

1:30:41

that's right the halls, as as if

1:30:43

it were guy Sabbath Milliken. Apparently, Patrick

1:30:45

a of he does a lot

1:30:47

of stuff like that do was shag for

1:30:49

do is shag for Christmas

1:30:51

we heard from the rays again

1:30:53

and that that woke me up

1:30:55

I'll tell you right now heard

1:30:57

from the bell rays again. Philmoor and the Philmoor 4, okay,

1:30:59

got it, that's a that's a bunch

1:31:01

of words Let's see, we heard the Bellamy see

1:31:03

we heard the Bellamy of the

1:31:05

of the old hippie trilogy that

1:31:07

was the old hippie Christmas. Yeah, I

1:31:09

had one. had one did probably did

1:31:11

too and then let's see Judd,

1:31:13

Merry Merry Christmas from the whole

1:31:15

damley. And and then culture on this on

1:31:17

this Merry Christmas baby. So, all right, right that's

1:31:19

gonna do it for me

1:31:21

this week but we do have

1:31:23

but we couple more for you

1:31:25

we'll be back next week week for

1:31:27

New Year's. I don't know, does don't know have

1:31:29

any songs? They probably don't, probably don't so

1:31:31

we'll just kind of think of

1:31:34

something right else. All right? Anyway, sign you out

1:31:36

you out with these three you

1:31:38

have a good good a very a

1:31:40

very very Christmas. Just in time

1:31:42

for the holidays, the lost

1:31:44

recordings of one of

1:31:46

Rocketroll's most mysterious performers. Rock

1:31:49

In Roll's most it's Jim Morrison

1:31:51

performers. In Christmas! spirit,

1:31:53

it's Jim Morrison in

1:31:55

the Doors. Light My

1:31:57

Christmas. Riders on a

1:31:59

Slave. Jim Morrison and the in

1:32:01

the Christmas. My hear the Lizard

1:32:03

King get festive as he

1:32:05

performs cover versions of classic

1:32:07

seasonal songs, as well as

1:32:09

original Christmas hits, like of

1:32:11

on a Slay, Backdoor Santa,

1:32:13

and when the season's over. Christmas

1:32:15

hits, like Rider on a

1:32:18

Slay, Backdoor Santa, and when

1:32:20

the season's over. When the

1:32:22

season's over, take down your

1:32:24

life. former

1:32:28

band-made keyboardist Ray Manzaric. I was on peyote

1:32:30

in the studio. He had

1:32:32

on a Santa hat and coat

1:32:34

when we a Santa Hatton really just,

1:32:36

it was a trip to

1:32:38

listen to him just, it was a

1:32:40

trip to listen to him

1:32:42

saying, man. Father Christmas, yes

1:32:44

son, I want to kill

1:32:46

you. Mother, thanks for the

1:32:48

socks. Light my Christmas! Chestnuts

1:32:50

are roasting on open fire.

1:32:52

Jack Frost's frosting, on open

1:32:54

fire. Jack Frost's frost, frost

1:32:56

frosted frosting Jack Frost Niff

1:32:58

At your nose now, you'll

1:33:00

tie cows being sung by

1:33:02

a quiet wire. Folks dressed

1:33:04

out like ask you mone.

1:33:07

before released the doors light my

1:33:09

Christmas look for it wherever you

1:33:11

buy holiday music for it

1:33:13

wherever you buy holiday

1:33:15

music. Reindeer

1:33:26

touched down upon our rooftop.

1:33:28

Santa Claus, he didn't know

1:33:30

that this was his last

1:33:32

stop. Dad said that he

1:33:34

heard a noise up above

1:33:36

the ceiling. So Daddy grabbed

1:33:38

a gun to stop someone

1:33:40

from stealing. All the gifts

1:33:42

we had wrapped up beneath

1:33:44

their Christmas tree. So Daddy

1:33:46

walked onto the porch

1:33:48

so protectively. I'll

1:33:58

be slain and took a second of toys.

1:34:00

He took to it

1:34:03

on the roof, trying

1:34:05

not to make no

1:34:07

noise. When he reached

1:34:10

the chimney, he started

1:34:12

to climb a bit,

1:34:14

but his Santa Claus

1:34:16

routine was promptly interrupted.

1:34:19

Dad shouted, and he

1:34:21

swore he'd shoot him

1:34:23

then and there. Santa

1:34:26

was surprised and then

1:34:28

he was just plain

1:34:30

scared. Suddenly, Santa made

1:34:32

a set and dreadful

1:34:34

clue. His foot slipped

1:34:37

and then he fell

1:34:39

and hit for a

1:34:41

stop for root. Santa

1:34:43

hid. Santa hid behind

1:34:45

the bush because Daddy

1:34:47

had a rifle. Santa

1:34:50

felt that getting shot

1:34:52

would not be too

1:34:54

delightful. And

1:35:02

dad shot the barrel of his

1:35:04

gun in Santa's face and told

1:35:06

the old man that he would

1:35:09

shoot him into space. But just

1:35:11

in the cock showed up and

1:35:13

took Santa away. And now Santa's

1:35:15

in the slam of where he's

1:35:18

gonna stay. The

1:36:38

last stood too

1:36:40

long with Easter

1:36:42

Bunny's birthday cards

1:36:44

and seaside outings

1:36:46

in the summer,

1:36:48

lonely to break

1:36:50

the loan. Gap

1:36:52

of time that

1:36:54

stretched between the

1:36:56

one and the

1:36:58

other Christmas. Christmas

1:37:00

in the 60s was fine.

1:37:10

This on

1:37:12

earth is

1:37:14

real, it's

1:37:16

seen. And

1:37:18

love is

1:37:20

yet not

1:37:22

obscene, oh

1:37:24

no. Watching

1:37:26

the season.

1:38:00

This is pretty good

1:38:02

scene. And love will

1:38:05

is yet not obscene,

1:38:07

no. as

1:39:05

a friend.