E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

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0:01

Blackjack with

0:04

Griffin and

0:06

Davis. Blackjack

0:08

with Griffin

0:10

and David.

0:12

Don't know

0:14

what to

0:16

say or

0:18

two aspects.

0:20

All you need

0:22

to know is that

0:25

the name of the

0:27

show is Blackjack.

0:30

BC podcast! Blanchak Podcast! Wow,

0:32

that was stupid. That was great.

0:34

That was so dull. It was simple. Yeah,

0:37

it was just forward. Oh my God,

0:39

our microphones are all glowing at the tip.

0:41

Would you rather I call you podcast, Brad?

0:43

I was about to say that's what

0:45

I would do. That's the Griffin move,

0:47

but this is too important of a

0:50

movie to do something that disrespectful to

0:52

the film and to the medium of

0:54

podcasting, the serious medium of podcast. Here's

0:56

the thing about penis, we're starting out

0:58

great. Yeah. Yeah. Two things about

1:00

it. One, my favorite thing about him

1:03

saying penis breath beyond the fact that

1:05

it is such a specific... Insult. Yeah,

1:07

and I got four things to

1:09

say about. Calling him a jerk, calling

1:12

him an asshole. Is that the monk

1:14

cannot help but laugh because it's such

1:16

a specific, like she can't even shy

1:19

to, she's clearly being like, she

1:21

goes, it's a full laugh while she's

1:23

attempting to scold him. When I was

1:25

a teenager, I met Chris Columbus. Hey.

1:28

Because my mom, I think interviewed him

1:30

for Harry Potter. So she sailed the

1:32

ocean blue. all the way over to

1:35

London. It was in London. And, um,

1:37

and, and, and, yeah, it was a good

1:39

joke. And maybe it was in her interview.

1:41

I just look, this is all I remember

1:43

is that the story was, it was right

1:45

around when ET got, uh, revamped, right? It

1:47

was for the 20th anniversary, 2002.

1:49

Right. Yep. And someone asked him about

1:51

it. He'd worked with Spielberg, right. And

1:53

we're like, what do you think of

1:55

the fact that Spielberg made a couple

1:57

of a couple tweaks and he. And

1:59

he's. And he did? He did? In

2:02

the 20th version they take out

2:04

penis breath. What? I think it

2:06

gets stuffed over with something else.

2:08

No. The changes, the big changes

2:10

in the 20th are penis breath,

2:12

walkie-talkies removed, or walkie-talkies replaced guns,

2:14

digitally. No adults hold guns. Oh,

2:16

that's such an important detail. Correct.

2:18

So dumb. Highly regrets it. And

2:20

we're going to talk about this.

2:22

This is what's fascinating. Versus all

2:24

the other times we've talked about

2:26

this kind of tinkering, Spielberg within

2:28

one year of it was like

2:30

that was a mistake, pulled the

2:32

20th version from circulation and now

2:34

it's hard to watch that, which

2:36

is why it's hard for us

2:38

to recount recount. Yes, you have

2:40

to get the out of print

2:42

DVD. And then he did the

2:44

fucking CGI ET. There's one scene

2:46

where there's a holistic CGI ET

2:48

and then he did a lot

2:51

of face replacements and bits and

2:53

all of that sucks. The penis

2:55

breath thing, Grief, I don't think

2:57

that's true. Are you sure about

2:59

it? Yes, I think you may

3:01

have read that in this anic.

3:03

Cool news article from 2000 and

3:05

what but it's not true. Okay.

3:07

That was their rumor. She changes

3:09

she doesn't say terrorist She says

3:11

something else like post 9-11 world

3:13

because it was post 9-11 the

3:15

off-screen dialogue of her saying to

3:17

Michael Michael yes, you know, you're

3:19

not going out dressed like a

3:21

terrorist. It's changed like pirate or

3:23

so I don't know like something

3:25

like yes offensive. Not offensive. My

3:27

favorite thing about penis breath And

3:29

obviously, none of us were alive

3:31

in 1982. We can't speak to

3:33

what it was like to be

3:35

on the schoolyards in the immediate

3:37

release of this movie. I like

3:40

that it feels like an insult

3:42

exclusive to this film. You do

3:44

not hear it. Otherwise, I'm like,

3:46

it's astounding that it isn't even

3:48

quoted more. Every time he says

3:50

it and I'm waiting for it,

3:52

it still hits me right, because

3:54

it's surprising. Well, penis breath. It

3:56

was nothing like that penis breath.

3:58

Welcome to Blank Checks. I almost

4:00

said special features because I'm the

4:02

one who introduced... That stuff. Cut

4:04

that out. Welcome. PC podcast. Yeah,

4:06

see, the whole thing is, Griff's

4:08

like, let's do this intro where

4:10

Ben does ET, but he's, Griffin

4:12

has a good ET. Yeah. Do

4:14

ET. You're a professional voice actor.

4:16

Okay, so you repeat the part.

4:18

No, you do the Ellie. DC.

4:20

Cast. Do the, plain check podcast.

4:22

Do the, um, the ride. Right,

4:24

what's the, doesn't the ET ride,

4:26

doesn't you say like your name

4:29

at the end of it or

4:31

whatever? By David. Right, and you're

4:33

like, whoa, he said my name.

4:35

Ben. Can you do Griffin? A.K.

4:37

A. Producer, Ben. A. K.A. Producer.

4:39

Ben. A. K. A. K. A.

4:41

Producer. Ben. The band. A. Ben.

4:43

A. A. A. A. A. A.

4:45

A. A. On Patriot. Yeah, I

4:47

think we'll put I feel like

4:49

it's always a little like goodbye.

4:51

Do they like have one person?

4:53

It's not like a computer program

4:55

that figures out the same name.

4:57

They just have one person read

4:59

like a thousand names. This is

5:01

what's great about it is the

5:03

ride is I want to say

5:05

it's still sponsored by AT&T. It's

5:07

AT or T. You have to

5:09

choose. You still have to choose.

5:11

Ten county points a decade of

5:13

decade of dreams. Way to throw

5:15

back to in all. all-time moment

5:18

on the show. If I remember

5:20

correctly the system is still and

5:22

the last time I went on

5:24

it was like two years ago

5:26

you get handed a phone card

5:28

while you wait online and then

5:30

right before you board the ride

5:32

you hand that phone card to

5:34

an operator you tell them your

5:36

name they type your name into

5:38

a computer and they link it

5:40

to knowing which number ride vehicle

5:42

you're in so it will time

5:44

out properly. But it is still

5:46

a pretty fucking manual system. But

5:48

that is, yeah, it's kind of

5:50

an old-fashioned way of doing it.

5:52

Right, I guess, what else are

5:54

you going to do? Yeah. very

5:56

fun this ride I'm watching it

5:58

we'll talk about it looks like

6:00

a very chill yes not not

6:02

too intense right we've we've talked

6:04

about the scuttled blank check goes

6:07

to Orlando plans over the years

6:09

who knows if it ever happens

6:11

I have always felt like if

6:13

we could make it happen this

6:15

is the ride where you would

6:17

walk off and be like enchanting

6:19

I get where you're coming from

6:21

not that you would be fully

6:23

theme park-filled but I think you

6:25

would have a florky-esque Wall comes

6:27

down, I get it. It's one

6:29

of the rides, it's one of

6:31

the few rides that has actually

6:33

stuck with me. Wow. It is

6:35

enchanting, it is relaxing, it is...

6:37

I like relaxing, I like hearing

6:39

that. Yeah, and it's a fascinating

6:41

combination of the first half the

6:43

ride is you basically going through

6:45

ET the movie as a ride.

6:47

And then you're like on his

6:49

planet or something? Then the second

6:51

half the ride is basically Spielbergberg

6:53

being like... These are the things

6:56

I developed when Universal begged me

6:58

to make a sequel, and I

7:00

decided it was better to leave

7:02

the movie as is, but you

7:04

know what? I'll let them write

7:06

a sequel novel, and I'll put

7:08

it in the ride. And you

7:10

go to ET's plant with a

7:12

bunch of guys. A bunch of

7:14

weird plant guys who are like

7:16

playing instruments on their belly and

7:18

doing stuff, and then he says,

7:20

your motherfuckin' name, which rules, because

7:22

I'm gonna say it. Pow

7:26

I just shit my pants. This is

7:28

a blank check with Griffin and David.

7:30

I'm Griffin. I'm David It's a podcast

7:33

about fromographies Directors who have massive success

7:35

early on in their careers and are

7:37

given a series of blank checks to

7:40

make whatever crazy passion products they want

7:42

and sometimes those checks clear and sometimes

7:44

they bounce baby Sometimes they fly in

7:47

front of the moon and into film

7:49

history Here's my first one. Okay. I

7:51

think this movie is good. Okay, that's

7:54

not. a hot take at all, that's

7:56

widely held opinion. Second, and this is

7:58

a hot take. I think this is

8:00

one of the most successful movies of

8:03

all time. It's not even like a

8:05

take. It's just a matter of data.

8:07

And third, I think this is one

8:10

of the most important movies in history.

8:12

Just kind of in like cultural kind

8:14

of Omni present. These are hot takes.

8:17

I don't want anyone to cancel me

8:19

for this. I'm very excited to be

8:21

talking about ET. I see. Okay. Today

8:24

we've gotten to what I think is

8:26

his best phone. I think it's sort

8:28

of inarguably his, I have AI above

8:31

it as a personal favorite, I think

8:33

ET is, his, Opus, yes. I mean,

8:35

AI and ET are very paired, in

8:38

my opinion, Ben, can you grab me

8:40

a cell, sir, this voice is gonna

8:42

keep catching up with me. I think

8:45

at Power of the Sun and E.T.

8:47

you're very linked. I think Catch me

8:49

if you can, E.T. you're very linked.

8:52

I think because it deals with so

8:54

many of the core themes, he has

8:56

other movies that are like adjacent to

8:59

ET that I could understand, people ranking

9:01

above or below. But I'm like, this

9:03

is the cleanest example of everything coming

9:06

to ahead. Yeah, this is, yeah, look.

9:08

Yeah, I mean it's ET. This is

9:10

always gonna be a top episode. It's

9:13

a, it's, you know, there's, it's easy

9:15

to go into superlatives because there's really

9:17

no way to over superlative ET. Yeah.

9:20

And its success is undeniable and it's

9:22

the best. Talking about his blank check

9:24

status. Watch the trailer for this movie.

9:27

That very wisely hides ET. In all

9:29

of the trailers for the movie, all

9:31

you saw. was his hand and the

9:34

glowing finger at the very end. Silhouette

9:36

of the hand. I feel like you

9:38

don't even see silhouette of the rest

9:41

of his body. So like seeing E.T.

9:43

was surprised was kept off the poster.

9:45

The main poster image at the time.

9:48

Was the two fingers touching, right? This

9:50

is how the trailer opens. In 1975,

9:52

he brought you Joss. Yeah. In 1977,

9:55

he brought you close encounters of the

9:57

third kind. Let's not pay attention to

9:59

what happened in 1979. In 1981, he

10:02

brought you raiders of the Lost Ark.

10:04

In 1982, he brings you ET, the

10:06

extraterrestrial. Why not? If you're sitting in

10:09

the theater and you see that trailer,

10:11

you're like, great, you're promising me. One

10:13

of the greatest movies ever. You're promising

10:16

me. the fucking pinnacle of Hollywood filmmaking

10:18

and this movie like delivered. Right? There's

10:20

like a confidence to that pitch that

10:23

it is incredible it met and also

10:25

met in a way where the weird

10:27

contradiction of ET is like this is

10:30

his small personal movie. Yes, it is.

10:32

And it is undeniably smaller in scale

10:34

than the films you've been making. Intimate

10:37

film and if you actually recount it,

10:39

like five things happen in this movie.

10:41

Sure. And nonetheless, it's an epic, it's

10:44

sort of a little epic, as I

10:46

think you put it. A mini epic.

10:48

Yes. And it has real sweep, shriep,

10:51

to it. Look, obviously, a lot of

10:53

that is John Williams, who we will

10:55

talk about. A lot of that is

10:58

just the emotion this film is able

11:00

to tap into makes it feel operatic.

11:02

When it is actually very contained in

11:05

focused. And watching it today, it is

11:07

just like astounding as much as I

11:09

still feel like ET is one of

11:12

the movies that probably gets repeated in

11:14

like the offices of studio execs all

11:16

the time of wouldn't be great to

11:19

make something like ET. This thing would

11:21

not pass one notes round. This thing

11:23

would not survive. You just cannot imagine

11:26

them not feeling the need to explain

11:28

everything. Add bigger set pieces blow it

11:30

off heighten the stakes, you know, sure,

11:33

I think there could be What I

11:35

think the movie is missing, and I

11:37

don't know if you guys agree with

11:40

me is Barb. I don't bring her

11:42

in. You want Barb from Stranger Things?

11:44

Stranger Things is one of those, like,

11:47

totemic shows that invented everything that happens

11:49

in it, right? You know, it's like,

11:51

the tone, the vibes, the, the tone,

11:53

the vibes, the, the tone, the vibes,

11:56

the, the tone, the vibes, the aesthetic,

11:58

the, the tone, the vibes, the, the

12:00

tone, the, the tone, the tone, the

12:03

tone, the vibes, the vibes, the tone,

12:05

the vibes, the tone, the vibes, the

12:07

tone, the vibes, the, the, the tone,

12:10

the tone, the, the tone, the tone,

12:12

the, the tone, the tone, the, the

12:14

tone, the tone, the, the tone, the,

12:17

the tone, the tone, the, the, the

12:19

tone, the tone, the, the, the tone,

12:21

the, the You know, look, I have

12:24

famous being facetious. I am being facetious.

12:26

I just wanted to really crystallize. I

12:28

love to occasionally bring up Barb. Barb

12:31

because I've never made it past like.

12:33

episode three of Stranger Things. I tried

12:35

three times if that show was so

12:38

popular. I've never watched a second of

12:40

it. You know, trying to be like,

12:42

this show is so popular. I'm sure

12:45

I would, and I always, so I've

12:47

tried three times, so I've watched Poor

12:49

Barb. Poor forgotten Barb. This like very

12:52

early character dies. I've watched her die

12:54

three times. Barb looms very large for

12:56

you. And then just been like, ah,

12:59

I can't be bothered. It's not tried

13:01

with episode. When you said Barb, Barb,

13:03

I was like. Do you want ET

13:06

to go to Vista Del Mar? What

13:08

are you implying? There's a new Barben

13:10

Cup with Barb and Star. Barben Star?

13:13

That would be so cute. You know

13:15

what rocks? Go to Vista Delmar. Barben

13:17

Star? Go to Vista Delmar? That movie

13:20

rules. Such a good movie. Yeah, here's

13:22

another movie that rules. ET, the extraterrestrial

13:24

from 1982. Yes, we do. I've so

13:27

fucking much to say. who were possibly

13:29

hovering around it, but the whole time,

13:31

every time we talked about it, we

13:34

kept circling back to, and by the

13:36

way, if we do ET guestless, that's

13:38

all right. That feels kind of ideal.

13:41

Oh yeah, for sure. You know, there

13:43

were few people kind of sniffing around,

13:45

and we were like, if it works,

13:48

it works, but you know what? I'm

13:50

down to just fucking, just lay out

13:52

and talk ET ET ET, E. The

13:55

boys. When did you first see ET

13:57

the extra trash? Great question. I cannot

13:59

carbon date it. It was young. It

14:02

was early. I feel like it was

14:04

presented to me as if it were

14:06

like the Grand Canyon. Same. Like you

14:09

are finally ready to understand a thing

14:11

that is like key to our culture.

14:13

But also I think what is still

14:16

so specific about ET. is it is

14:18

presented to children as this right of

14:20

passage of like are you finally ready

14:23

to go through a profound emotional interest?

14:25

Can you handle the sort of more

14:27

intense emotions of this big feelings movie?

14:30

Yes. My guess is I saw it

14:32

around five if not younger but like

14:34

I couldn't tell you. I couldn't either.

14:37

I remember very viscerally the experience of

14:39

watching it for the first time and

14:41

the emotional journey of it and yet

14:44

I can't pin what age it was

14:46

because it's hard for me to think

14:48

about a time before I had seen.

14:51

you just every time I watch E.T.

14:53

Yes. Realize how written into my brain

14:55

it is of just like Elliot's little

14:58

shark toy. Things like this. You know

15:00

where I'm just... You know where I'm

15:02

just... Yeah, like all right, like the

15:05

image of the blood on his finger.

15:07

Things are just like, I'm these all

15:09

these things made such an impact on

15:12

me at a young age and they

15:14

are so like, like when I see

15:16

them it's almost like freaky deja vu.

15:19

Like then I'm like remembering something that

15:21

happened to happen to happen to me.

15:23

Whatever yeah pounded into me. Yeah, you

15:26

wanna Ben? I mean same yeah, I

15:28

saw it very young. I don't remember

15:30

exactly when but it's just been so

15:33

It's ingrained in me You know, and

15:35

we were all born after it came

15:37

out. It's not like we even saw

15:40

it, you know, in theaters or whatever.

15:42

And I remember the VHS tape having

15:44

a little green corner at the bottom

15:46

of the version I had that just

15:49

like always stuck out to me as

15:51

seeing it on the shelf. Okay. And

15:53

this also for sure implanted in my

15:56

mind that I want to be abducted

15:58

by an alien. So ET is kind

16:00

of a real pivot point movie for

16:03

you? Definitely. Yeah. So David's similar

16:05

experience for you? Wanting to

16:07

be abducted by an alien? No, no,

16:09

no. Watching ET for the first time. That's

16:12

right. No, no, no. I don't remember. I

16:14

don't remember the first time I saw it.

16:16

I'll say this, like, all implanted in my

16:18

brain burned into me. It was not a

16:21

movie I watched obsessively as a child.

16:23

It was not a VHS we had

16:25

I remember this one very profound experience

16:27

and then my sister Romley long-time sister

16:30

who's nine years younger when she was

16:32

a couple years old and it was

16:34

like is Romley ready for ET We

16:36

rented it for her and I feel like

16:39

I had possibly not seen it since the

16:41

one time at that point Romley had

16:43

a phase where she was obsessed with it

16:45

and I feel like I watched it five

16:47

times with her sure when she was like,

16:49

you know, four and I was like 13.

16:51

And then we took roundly on the

16:53

universal ride, she got terrified because

16:55

she didn't like actually meeting ET.

16:57

There is, there no way that

16:59

he knew how to say her name.

17:02

It was bad. Yeah. It like activated

17:04

some satanic chant in ET and he

17:06

started talking backwards. No, and we were

17:08

like. Romi, Romi, stop calling, he's gonna

17:11

say your name and then he goes

17:13

like goodbye. I will post it on

17:15

social media but afterwards at Universal next

17:17

to the gift shop they have like

17:20

a photo op where you can get

17:22

on the bike and ride in front

17:24

of the moon with ET. And we were

17:26

like, don't you want a photo with

17:29

ET and probably stop crying for it?

17:31

Five seconds in order to do a

17:33

perfect child, like model smiling face pose.

17:36

We got the picture and then she

17:38

got off and started bawling again. The

17:40

photo's incredible. But so I watched it a

17:42

lot in that period. Sure. And then I've seen

17:45

it, I want to say two or three

17:47

times since then. They were released at

17:49

NIMAX a couple years ago. I remember

17:51

going to like a free public park

17:53

screening. ET. uh... probably ten years

17:55

ago that was weirdly the twentieth

17:57

version projected off a DVD where

18:00

Everyone like five minutes and was like,

18:02

oh, fuck, CGI. Right. But it is

18:04

a movie that was there. Jappo was

18:06

there. ET stepped on his tail and

18:09

then Jabba stepped on his neck. Yeah.

18:11

But yeah, it's just, it's a very

18:13

important film to me, despite it not

18:15

really being like one of my movies.

18:18

Yeah, I hear what you're saying that,

18:20

but this ET is, yeah, right, to

18:22

me, not a movie I'd want to

18:25

watch all the time. Do you outgrow

18:27

a little bit? because I definitely remember

18:29

having my collection and at some point

18:31

and I watched it a lot because

18:34

I didn't have a lot of VHS

18:36

tapes growing up. You owned it. You

18:38

owned it. Yeah. And at some point

18:41

I was like that's baby stuff. Of

18:43

course when you're a teenager you right

18:45

you you swing away but then you

18:47

swing back. Well no I hadn't swung

18:50

back until today. Because I swung back.

18:52

I mean well I was destroyed was

18:54

pretty wrecked. Destroyed. I can only imagine.

18:56

I think, look, I've talked about this

18:59

a lot. Romilly being almost a decade

19:01

younger than me basically insulated me from

19:03

needing to swing away from any childish

19:06

stuff. That's why. Because I was just

19:08

like, oh, I'll take her to every

19:10

animated movie. You're the man in front

19:12

of us today. Right, exactly. And obviously

19:15

my love of the craft of like

19:17

fucking puppets and animation, whatever, I still

19:19

wanted to watch these things clinically as

19:22

my adult brain was developing, but that

19:24

made it okay for me to see

19:26

everything to see everything. I do think,

19:28

I just want to call this out,

19:31

I think also, culturally, we were of

19:33

a generation where there was this kind

19:35

of like, you go through a phase

19:37

where you think Spielberg is a corny

19:40

manipulative bullshit artist. 100%! And that was

19:42

like a cultural thing of like... People

19:44

love Spielberg as kids, then they get

19:47

cynical about him if you get serious

19:49

about movies and then you maybe swing

19:51

back. Now Spielberg is sort of like

19:53

such an old master? Yeah, he's like

19:56

a guardian of cinema now. It's not

19:58

the same. Mostly making adult dramas? Yeah,

20:00

he makes original movies too, so people

20:03

are just like, oh, what, you know,

20:05

used to be... like Spielberg he's you

20:07

know playing to the middle of the

20:09

back right now he feels like someone

20:12

that like film Twitter protects more than

20:14

the general public does and reviewers you

20:16

know yeah but I do think that

20:18

was like a thing of like you're

20:21

in the 90s and people are like

20:23

is e t like corny bullshit no

20:25

no it's not it's it is it

20:28

is I just think it's like one

20:30

of the most emotionally astute movies ever

20:32

made I'm gonna say a lot of

20:34

hyperbolic things in this episode you need

20:37

to relax I'm going to need you,

20:39

I need you to relax because we're

20:41

going to go too crazy. It's so

20:44

fucking good. Yeah, it's very very good.

20:46

Steven Spielberg's ET. I'm going to just

20:48

open the dossier just to sort of,

20:50

just to kind of like put a

20:53

saucer under the cup. Kathleen Kennedy. A

20:55

person who everyone has normal feelings about.

20:57

Yeah, it's, look, it's my favorite thing

21:00

to say when people like to complain

21:02

about the things she has done in

21:04

charge of Lucas film and go like,

21:06

like, who is this woman anyway. Why

21:09

did she get this position? I'm like,

21:11

I don't know what success she had.

21:13

She produced ET? He met her. What

21:15

are you talking about? While working on

21:18

1941. Yes, she was John Millius' secretary.

21:20

And right, she was working for John

21:22

Millius and so she starts working for

21:25

Seamus Billberg. She's an associate producer on

21:27

Pielberg. While I was doing all this

21:29

close encounters research, I found out about

21:31

this UFO case in Kentucky. Go find

21:34

out about it. Yeah. She goes and

21:36

digs into it. There's a case where

21:38

a family said they've been visited from

21:41

creatures from outer space. It's called the

21:43

Kelly Hopkinsville encounter. It's a very famous

21:45

UFOology thing. Family of 12 that all

21:47

said, sort of like these gray aliens,

21:50

you know, hypnotized us. It's a classic

21:52

classic classic. They were a turn of

21:54

this sicaca seven. has just come out

21:56

and Spielberg hires John Sales off of

21:59

that to basically like dramatize this. And

22:01

this is the kind of fabled lost

22:03

project Night Sky. Correct. It's basically a...

22:06

our thriller kind of movie about like

22:08

families coming under attack by aliens and

22:10

Spielberg is like thinking about making this

22:12

piece like what if like 20 years

22:15

from now someone makes this movie and

22:17

it's about you know you throw cups

22:19

of water on them and baseball it's

22:22

just one of these passing things it's

22:24

funny that he that's chamalan the Air

22:26

to Spielberg at that moment makes signs

22:28

which is night skies like you know

22:31

with his with Shalom's themes answered great

22:33

point It's just fascinating to me that

22:35

this movie kind of comes from three

22:37

different streams of like thought incubation But

22:40

all three start with Spielberg like he's

22:42

not intercepting anything from the outside, right?

22:44

Like there's this one impulse while still

22:47

making close encounters that is like what

22:49

if I made a really scary alien?

22:51

rather than the spiritual one. Then the

22:53

second thread is while he's shooting close

22:56

encounters and they are filming the stuff

22:58

from the end of the movie where

23:00

the aliens come out of the ship

23:03

and there's the one main, Carlo and

23:05

Baldy, animatronic alien who is the one

23:07

who does the hand signals and really

23:09

interacts with Richard Rifas. He has this

23:12

like thought of what if this was

23:14

like a student exchange program? What if

23:16

Richard Rifas gets on the ship and

23:19

the alien stays behind? What happens if

23:21

there's one alien on Earth on Earth

23:23

on Earth? thinking about that in like

23:25

a Disney movie. And is it a

23:28

coincidence maybe that that movie was almost

23:30

kind of anti-family a little bit? We'll

23:32

talk about it. Okay, look. John Sales

23:34

delivers the script. Okay. Spielberg is just

23:37

kind of like, this is violent. I

23:39

don't want this. Too scary and also

23:41

is this different enough from close encounters.

23:44

Do I need to do this? And

23:46

he's reading the script. One of the

23:48

last images in the script is a

23:50

little alien left alone looking at the

23:53

sky. And Spielberg is like, well, well,

23:55

that's interesting. That's interesting. And so throughout

23:57

making raiders, he's trying, he's pondering this

24:00

and he's trying to get back to

24:02

the tranquility, he says, the spirituality of

24:04

close encounters. He's kind of lonely, his

24:06

girlfriend of the time, Kathleen Kerry. is

24:09

in California, so is George Lucas, Harrison

24:11

Ford is pooping his guts out all

24:13

the time, and Spielberg's like, I wish

24:15

I had a friend to talk to,

24:18

because you know, it's the days before

24:20

he could just fire up Twitter and

24:22

fire off some sexy posts. Twitter is

24:25

a great place for friends. Exactly, connects

24:27

to the world in a really healthy

24:29

way. He's bored. Yeah. And he's like...

24:31

What if I were 10 years old

24:34

again and I had like an imaginary

24:36

friend? I feel like it's been turned

24:38

into like there's this kind of apocryphal

24:41

like Spielberg had an imaginary alien friend

24:43

as a child. I think that is

24:45

not true. No, I think it's about

24:47

him going back to the idea of

24:50

imaginary friend. Exactly. And what is like,

24:52

why do children do that? What does

24:54

this like need to create a thing

24:56

to fill a void? you know, a

24:59

sense of like loneliness that needs to

25:01

be replaced with like an imaginary loyalty.

25:03

You know, because it's like kids with

25:06

friends have imaginary friends. It's not just

25:08

like a thing of latchkey children who

25:10

don't know how to socialize, but I

25:12

think it's the notion of that like

25:15

connectivity. I have an imaginary friend who

25:17

is always going to be there for

25:19

me that I can call on at

25:22

any moment. That's what he's riffing on,

25:24

not a specific imaginary friend of his

25:26

You know, he's pondering all of this

25:28

and he's thinking of course about his

25:31

father being gone and you know when

25:33

he was a young man and That's

25:35

how he comes up with Elliot and

25:37

this kid whose dad is flown off

25:40

to Mexico with another woman. But here's

25:42

the other part of this that the

25:44

third stream is during close encounters, which

25:47

he wrote of course He's like writing

25:49

another script or at least noodling with

25:51

the early stages of it being like

25:53

maybe I write all of my movies

25:56

and it is his first attempt to

25:58

try to make the thing that he

26:00

kicks the can on for 40 years

26:03

that eventually becomes the fable man's right

26:05

yeah it's the first attempt of being

26:07

like do I want to make a

26:09

movie about divorce maybe not a literal

26:12

autobiographical film about my family, but I

26:14

want to like excise the emotions of

26:16

divorce and being a child of divorce.

26:19

And like at many points over the

26:21

next couple decades, every time he sort

26:23

of toys with it, he goes, too

26:25

hot to handle. Sure. What he gets

26:28

into is the idea of can I

26:30

fold these three things together? Yeah. So

26:32

he's got the sales draft, he's like,

26:34

forget it. He brings in Melissa Matheson.

26:37

Yes. Who had written the Black Stallion

26:39

1975 or 1979 Black Stallion. Is on

26:41

set during Raiders. Because she is dating

26:44

Mr. Harrison Ford. Correct. And she's one

26:46

of the only people he's around there

26:48

to talk to. Yes. She's written the

26:50

Black Stallion, which he loves. She's written

26:53

the escape artist, which was a notoriously

26:55

kind of tragic and difficult production. And...

26:57

Uh, well, for instance for Copeland's Sun

27:00

dies during the making of that film,

27:02

uh, of that film, whatever. It's a

27:04

complicated movie, right? Sure. The point is,

27:06

he starts talking to her about, like,

27:09

I'm noodling with these ideas, there's the

27:11

sales draft I have, there's this other

27:13

thing I'm interested in, whatever it is,

27:15

Melissa Matheson's like, I'm retired, I don't

27:18

want to write anymore. But she's... She's

27:20

finally sort of locks in. What, David,

27:22

David. Let me read the dossier. Let

27:25

me read the dossier. Don't give me

27:27

that look. I just feel like why

27:29

do we even have the dossier then?

27:31

Because it's great. Okay. Well, she said...

27:34

JJ phone. She's not into science fiction.

27:36

She doesn't feel like a good writer.

27:38

She didn't like Black Stallion. Spill works

27:41

as he admired Black Stallion, which feels

27:43

a little more, you know, couched in.

27:45

But she was feeling very unhappy and

27:47

miserable about herself. She'd optioned a book

27:50

for some screenplay that she couldn't finish.

27:52

Whatever, they all lean on her, Kennedy,

27:54

Harrison, Ford, Spielberg, all lean on her,

27:56

she writes a draft, and she writes

27:59

a screenplay called E.T.N.M. Then it's called

28:01

a boys. life. She consults with Harrison

28:03

Ford's young sons, Willard and Benjamin. Good

28:06

names. Sure. Will that be true? And

28:08

she says that multiple kids that she

28:10

talks to basically with this proposal of

28:12

like what would you do if you

28:15

had an imaginary sort of alien friend

28:17

bring up the healing, taking the owies

28:19

away, right? Interesting. And so she locks

28:22

into that as like, okay, that can

28:24

be what's sort of magical about him.

28:26

Yeah. The other thing is that Harrison

28:28

Ford's boys are obsessed with Dungeons and

28:31

Dragons. Okay. And she's like, okay. So

28:33

I think like I'm gonna have them

28:35

playing Dungeon Dragons, have the sort of

28:38

like seed the rich imaginative stuff there.

28:40

I like that. Yeah, I did too.

28:42

Phone home, Melissa's line. Okay. Spielberg's joke

28:44

was, Melissa, are you working for me

28:47

or AT&T? And she said, to quote

28:49

Ben Hosley, it's AT or at you,

28:51

you have to choose now. Yeah, funny.

28:53

But also, wait a second, Ben, plagiarize

28:56

that joke? But a decade of loss.

28:58

She's crap. Spielberg, Pace, then has lunch

29:00

with Kathleen Kennedy. Mm-hmm. Walks in with

29:03

the screenplay. Kathleen Kennedy's meeting with someone

29:05

at MGM MGM. GM, I think. And

29:07

he's just like, we could shoot this

29:09

draft. It's the first draft and he's

29:12

like, we could shoot this to me.

29:14

He says it is still. It's still

29:16

to this day, the best first draft

29:19

he's ever read. Kathleen Kennedy said, at

29:21

that point in time, I'd maybe read

29:23

five scripts. Right. But Spielberg said, like,

29:25

people would read it and cry. Right.

29:28

It's like, you know, which is not

29:30

usual for a screen play. thousands of

29:32

scripts and nothing's as good as that

29:34

first draft of ET. The other part

29:37

of it is that Spielberg had been

29:39

stewing on all the pieces of this

29:41

for so long that he's basically during

29:44

raiders like going to her and being

29:46

like, can I share some more thoughts

29:48

with you? So like the writing process

29:50

is like, and I think it extends

29:53

when Raiders wraps, wraps, them meeting and

29:55

spending days where he is just spilling

29:57

notions and ideas to her. And then

30:00

she's doing things like talking to Ford's

30:02

sons and going, what about this? What

30:04

about this? And they're like meeting on

30:06

it. They're talking through it a lot

30:09

before she goes off rights. Hands them

30:11

a perfect thing. And they're like, they

30:13

probably adjusted less than 10% of what's

30:15

in that draft. But so it makes

30:18

sense that this thing sort of like

30:20

comes together so quickly. Yeah, it doesn't

30:22

I think being in love with Harrison

30:25

Ford especially back then is kind of

30:27

a tricky thing. He's kind of a

30:29

grump, you know, but the right focus

30:31

on it which is she is getting

30:34

to sleep with him. That's pretty cool.

30:36

Sure. I mean, yes. But but but

30:38

so it makes sense that this thing

30:41

sort of like comes together so quickly.

30:43

Because it had been in him so

30:45

long, she knew it a process at

30:47

well, she was pulling from other places.

30:50

When she finally sits down to write,

30:52

it had all sort of been figured

30:54

out. But I also think it is

30:56

a key part of this movie for

30:59

how much Spielberg didn't really want to

31:01

talk about his childhood at length until

31:03

later in life, but everyone knew that

31:06

the divorce was seismic. I think people

31:08

used to read this movie as being

31:10

a lot more like one-to-one autobiographical. Where

31:12

when you watch this film now, you're

31:15

like, the circumstances of his childhood do

31:17

not line up very well to this

31:19

movie. It is speaking to a feeling,

31:22

it is speaking to an emotional truth,

31:24

but there is like not a ton

31:26

of overlap here. And I think if

31:28

Spielberg had tried to write this himself,

31:31

it would never have even gotten close

31:33

to being as good as her being

31:35

able to process it and with a

31:38

little distance, form an actual story around

31:40

this. It isn't. It's not a, yeah,

31:42

this is the, just because he's inspired

31:44

by his, you know, his childhood, you

31:47

know, search for a father figure and

31:49

all that, and that's in the movie.

31:51

It's right, it's not like some one-to-one

31:53

movie about Spielberg's childhood at all. No,

31:56

which is what I find fascinating. And

31:58

I think I'm going to just pin

32:00

on the board right here in our

32:03

conversation that I was thinking a lot

32:05

about on this most recent watch. What

32:07

is ET about? I have plenty of

32:09

answers to you on that. I have

32:12

plenty of answers to you too, but

32:14

I think part of the movie's power

32:16

is that it actually is a little

32:19

hard to pin down. that it is

32:21

a little bit of like a mirror

32:23

and I think why this movie is

32:25

so effective is I think it is

32:28

about certain very specific things but I

32:30

think it is about them in a

32:32

way that leaves enough room for everyone

32:34

to like fill in the pieces of

32:37

it this is my take I will

32:39

get into it I'm not sure I

32:41

agree with that yes I think ET

32:44

is a very universal and powerful feeling

32:46

that children have which is why I

32:48

agree that's what I think it's speaking

32:50

to yes well Rick Baker had been

32:53

brought in to I guess design a

32:55

bunch of monster aliens for night skies

32:57

and was basically told like this is

33:00

now a children's film and you have

33:02

to design one alien yeah was really

33:04

so he got really mad yeah and

33:06

exits the project you wasted my time

33:09

Spielberg turns to Stan Winston another icon

33:11

yeah And Stan Winston likes the script,

33:13

but then he also checks in with

33:15

Carlo Rambaldi, who of course did the

33:18

amatronic for the big monks. For King

33:20

Khan, and he did. He did do

33:22

the little alien in close encounters, who

33:25

obviously is only on screen for 10

33:27

seconds or whatever. But Kirlarambaldi comes from

33:29

fucking Doria or Gento movies. He is

33:31

it rude to say he looks like

33:34

he tea? It is not. I had

33:36

the exact same thought. He's a very

33:38

funny-looking guy. People always talk about that

33:41

like Spielberg, like, you know, throughout, like,

33:43

I want to look a little like

33:45

Einstein. Yeah, then he's like, he has

33:47

Einstein's eyes. I want the intelligence and

33:50

I want the kindness in this. And

33:52

then I was just, well, yeah, he's

33:54

got put Derek's rocking by. He's like,

33:57

like, even his Wikipedia photo in the...

33:59

background blurred out his ET and it's

34:01

like you're like brother look at this

34:03

side by side shape of his head

34:06

kind of triangulates he's got these very

34:08

rich big but wide set eyes and

34:10

then the kind of like small pointiness

34:12

of his mouth and his nose oh

34:15

my god that's so funny right yeah

34:17

And you look at him and there's

34:19

the same kind of like odd elusive

34:22

hard to pin down quality where you're

34:24

like this guy looks a little scary

34:26

a little intense kind emotionally like deep,

34:28

you know, it's all there. So Rambaldi,

34:31

Spilberg decides he wants both. Stan Winston

34:33

doesn't want to collaborate so Spilorg just

34:35

goes with them. Stan Winston apparently intensely

34:38

regretted that decision no shit obviously uh...

34:40

and he's you know gives him this

34:42

really great sort of suggestion of like

34:44

basically like i want him to be

34:47

off putting but not monstrous which is

34:49

kind of a tough needle to thread

34:51

and if the e t design is

34:53

bad this movie stinks i agree it's

34:56

really would be really hard to overcome

34:58

if you have like mac and me

35:00

like you know instead of e t

35:03

right the mac and me absolutely like

35:05

if you just have a stupid looking

35:07

thing and what's wild is like you

35:09

know Rambaldi comes from like someone who

35:12

did yellow movies, right? The year before

35:14

this, he does possession. Great movie. The

35:16

creature stuff that he actually designed Isabella

35:19

Johnny. People don't know that she is

35:21

a Carlo Rambaldi animator on it. And

35:23

that's the root of her recent like

35:25

legal tax issues is like puppets shouldn't

35:28

be filing taxes. She doesn't know. Yeah,

35:30

I think she went to jail for

35:32

a bit possibly. If you're French, yeah,

35:34

and you're a famous actor, yeah, and

35:37

then you get older, yeah, something weird

35:39

to happen. It is, I don't know

35:41

what it is. It is wild. It's

35:44

like a radioactive half-life thing where it's

35:46

like, oh, time's up, you're about to

35:48

get weird, it's some way or another.

35:50

Right. Does like, is like, is the

35:53

biggest talent, you see the great guys

35:55

from Deepa... My favorite Netflix show? Yes.

35:57

I know it's not a, it's probably,

36:00

you know, what's that show called? Call

36:02

my agent? Yes, yes. I love that

36:04

show. Yeah. on my monkey pod joke.

36:06

That was good. It does feel like

36:09

the fame catches up with all of

36:11

them in a weird way. Have you

36:13

ever watched Call My Agents? So my

36:15

mom was like, watch this show. I

36:18

think I was like, I don't know.

36:20

You might be surprised to hear that

36:22

my mom was like, watch the show.

36:25

You might be surprised to hear that

36:27

my mom was like, watch the show.

36:29

And I was like, you might be

36:31

surprised to hear that my mom was

36:34

like, watch the show, that my mom

36:36

was like watch the French act. It's

36:38

so funny. Anyway, what I was going

36:41

to say is that possession designs are

36:43

not that different from ET. Interesting. Is

36:45

that sort of like fleshy, gooey, lumpy,

36:47

brown, sort of like bio-organic body horror

36:50

thing to ET? Right. And it's just

36:52

give it nice eyes and more of

36:54

a kind of old band vibes. The

36:57

possession ones are fully terrifying, but it

36:59

is what you're talking about, that line

37:01

of like... there should be something a

37:03

little off-putting for him in him. What

37:06

will make him feel real is the

37:08

idea that the audience has to kind

37:10

of like learn to love him and

37:12

warm up to him and start to

37:15

see a personality in him rather than

37:17

all other movies like this design something

37:19

that at first blush is cute, right?

37:22

Like they don't trust that they can

37:24

get you there through performance and story.

37:26

They're like, well, if he looks cute,

37:28

it's easy to get people in. to

37:31

invoke a movie we've covered in the

37:33

past decade of dreams. When David Finscher

37:35

was doing his casting process for Sure,

37:38

with the Dragon Tattoo, and all of

37:40

Hollywood's hottest actress were coming in and

37:42

desperately vying. And ET did audition for

37:44

that. He did. And by the way,

37:47

he had a good take. He had

37:49

a good take. Sure. He had a

37:51

good take. He always said, I am

37:53

hacking. Yes. The problem was he would

37:56

see people like Scarlet Johansson. to not

37:58

make Scarlet Johansson sexy. And we could

38:00

like put the piercings to the wigs

38:03

on her and it always still was

38:05

like fighting that. And he said to

38:07

Sony, I need Elizabeth to be like

38:09

ET. And they said, what do you

38:12

mean? And he said, I want it

38:14

to be so if you see her

38:16

on a poster, it feels a little

38:19

bracing. And I trust that in the

38:21

movie, you will warm up to it.

38:23

And he said like, like, ET, if

38:25

you see him as like a plush

38:28

doll on a plush doll on a

38:30

shelf, But if you've seen the movie,

38:32

you connect to the design. So, you

38:34

know, he comes up with the ET

38:37

design is a really good one. Yeah,

38:39

he nailed it. It's fucking incredible. Beyond

38:41

the design, it is just, I texted

38:44

this in BC Group Text, Max, Plus,

38:46

our major all hands on deck group

38:48

text, as JJ was like completing the

38:50

dossier. And I said, like, does ET

38:53

give the greatest performance in the history

38:55

of film? He's

38:58

a cool guy. It is

39:00

astonishing what they get out

39:02

of like a obviously a real

39:04

mishmash of mediums Right animatronics puppets

39:06

guy in suit Yes, but I

39:09

think the thing in the

39:11

ET puppet that I struggle

39:13

to think of another example

39:15

of it being done this

39:17

effectively Isn't just like oh, there's

39:19

an expressiveness to him This

39:21

puppet feels like it breathes.

39:23

There are motors in it

39:25

that are like micro expressions that

39:28

are going on and moments in

39:30

the film that are not trying

39:32

to sell an emotion. They

39:34

are selling the idea that

39:37

he just exists. There's always

39:39

this kind of just sort

39:41

of like flexing of his face.

39:43

Right. I agree. I think

39:45

UT's cool. I do think...

39:47

He's right on the edge of looking

39:50

completely fucked up and terrifying, which is

39:52

why he's cool. I like when he

39:54

gets drunk, I like when he puts

39:57

on flannel, like when he crushes some

39:59

beers, we'll talk about it. Can I

40:01

do a quick ranking in my... five

40:04

favorite comedians of all time. Number one,

40:06

Steve Martin. Number two, drunk E.T. Number

40:08

three, E.T. as it goes for Halloween.

40:11

Yeah. Number four, E.T. wearing lady clothes.

40:13

Number five, Bernie Mac. Um, these are

40:15

three of the funniest. I am scared

40:18

of you, Mother Funer. Eastery. Yeah, I

40:20

love it when E.T. says that. which

40:22

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40:25

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everybody. Especially the movies. Spilberg

43:38

has a script. Spilberg has a little

43:40

clay prototype of what ET looks like.

43:43

He goes to Columbia, where Night's Guys

43:45

was set up and they made close

43:47

encounters, and they're like, this is gonna

43:49

cost $10 million. That seems like a

43:52

lot. Your last movie was 1941, because

43:54

Raiders hasn't come out let. Yet, that

43:56

didn't do well. And let's remember that

43:58

Columbia really had it. We have a

44:01

movie called Starman that we really like.

44:03

This is I love when our podcast

44:05

has gone on long enough that stories

44:07

start to overlap and things we've covered

44:10

in the past like this web of

44:12

shit But Columbia really wanted a close

44:14

encounter sequel which is why he makes

44:16

the directors cut to sort of satiate

44:19

that need But when he comes to

44:21

them with nights guys, I think they're

44:23

like look this feels close enough to

44:25

close encounters even if it's not literally

44:28

a sequel We'll take what we can

44:30

get by the moment he comes in

44:32

with a fucking clay McKay and is

44:34

like it's now about like a nice

44:37

alien who befriends friends a sad boy

44:39

I think they were like, what the

44:41

fuck are you talking about? Sure. And

44:43

a thing I saw him talk about

44:46

a lot in these special features I

44:48

watch that span over decades is that

44:50

he kept on being like, this is

44:52

me trying to make a Disney movie.

44:55

And in 1982, in 1981, Disney was

44:57

at their nadeer. They are bad. It's

44:59

not quite a brand that you can

45:01

sell to people in the same way.

45:04

It's a bit of an embarrassing brand

45:06

at that point. He was like, like,

45:08

it's uncool Disney animation is. in a

45:10

bad place, Disney live action is in

45:13

a worse place. Like in 1982 or

45:15

1981 or whatever, like you're talking, that's

45:17

Fox in the Hound, Black Cauldron is

45:19

85, it's a, yes, it's an ade,

45:22

the Renaissance is coming. Tron comes out

45:24

the same summer, they're trying to make

45:26

Star Wars, right? Yes, or shitty family

45:28

comments, we both love Tron. The animation

45:31

movies are like struggles behind the scenes.

45:33

Columbia puts this project in turn around.

45:35

Yeah. Spielberg goes over to Sid Scheinberg,

45:37

his old mentor at Universal, and Scheinberg

45:40

says, I love it, but I'm not

45:42

sure it's going to be like a

45:44

big commercial movie. I'll give you distribution,

45:46

but I want you to raise some

45:49

money with a bonding company. Spielberg does

45:51

that and signs a contract that has

45:53

strict penalties where he would give up

45:55

percentage points if he went over budget

45:58

or anything like that. Well, they're trying

46:00

to keep him on rails as well.

46:02

And, you know, so he does it

46:04

really sort of... quickly and sort of

46:07

conservatively if that makes sense. This movie

46:09

was set up. in the manner of

46:11

a blank check project where everyone's like,

46:13

look, the script is good, it's probably

46:16

not commercial. He talks about how everyone

46:18

working on it was like, this feels

46:20

like a fun project, but I don't

46:22

know if it's going to make any

46:25

money, and his greatest wish was that

46:27

it wouldn't lose universal money. And Scheinberg

46:29

just kind of took a flyer and

46:31

like, look, we got a history, you've

46:34

made some other hits for us. There's

46:36

also this Howard Kazagian who produced Raiders

46:38

claims that Spielberg was trying to make

46:40

a musical universal called Real to Real,

46:43

which he could not get them to

46:45

agree to and he still kind of

46:47

owed Universal a movie and does ET

46:49

as also like finally he's like well

46:52

let me just do ET yeah now

46:54

I'm not sure how the grain of

46:56

salt on that you know like I

46:58

don't know how much we should take

47:01

it is like great people were just

47:03

getting something out of the way Universal

47:05

buys ET from Columbia for one million

47:07

dollars and instead just puts all their

47:10

chips all their chips onto Star Man.

47:12

Columbia does, yes. So, number one, casting

47:14

decision, Drew Barrymore. Bring her in. legendary

47:16

child of the Barrymore acting family. She

47:19

tells, famously tells Steven Spielberg a story

47:21

about how she's like the lead singer

47:23

of a punk band. Correct. I'm not

47:25

sure if that was like her like

47:28

making something up or if it was

47:30

like quote-unquote real. This is what he

47:32

said that she talked for minutes about

47:34

how she had a punk band and

47:37

she was just so like brathed and

47:39

you know confident she's five years old.

47:41

Right and like six or seven minutes

47:43

in he was like this isn't real.

47:46

Like the more details. Right. When she

47:48

started out, he was like, I guess

47:50

maybe she plays with friends at school

47:52

and she started typing to a degree.

47:55

But then his realization was, if she

47:57

can sell me on this being a

47:59

reality, this kid could sell me on

48:01

anything. I mean, she's, it's the most

48:04

delightful kid performance. It's incredible. It is

48:06

a sounding. In altered states is her

48:08

first movie is that right? She had

48:10

been in she is I think she

48:13

She's very young. She's very young. Heather,

48:15

or Carol, and for me. Anyway, Elliot

48:17

obviously is a much tougher decision. Yes.

48:19

David? Jackfisk? Oh, no, what were you

48:22

going to say? David Hollander. I don't

48:24

know who that is. Had been cast.

48:26

There's some kid from Little House in

48:28

the Prairie. Okay. He's made to play

48:31

D&D at Harrison Ford's house and was

48:33

seen as too showy and assertive by

48:35

Spielberg. So, is uncast? Well, let's get

48:38

ahead of one thing here, right? And

48:40

it speaks to like why the audition

48:42

process included things like Drew Barry Moore

48:44

talking about being in a punk band.

48:47

That Spielberg was like, for this to

48:49

work, I need to like create an

48:51

experience for this children, where they are

48:53

like feeling things honestly, and also are

48:56

like taking some part in the authorship

48:58

of this movie. So part of his

49:00

thought, even though... the script in his

49:02

view is pretty perfect is like the

49:05

thing that will make this work is

49:07

if the kids are really in this

49:09

in an honest way and we have

49:11

to sort of adjust around them and

49:14

find the right personalities and kids who

49:16

have that level imagination emotional connection and

49:18

all of that sort of stuff so

49:20

all the auditions are these weird tests

49:23

to sort of like see the personalities

49:25

of the children as much as anything

49:27

else? That makes sense to me? Yes.

49:29

Yeah, because Hennie Thomas reads, he's recommended,

49:32

yes, by Jackfisk, because he had played

49:34

Sissy's Basic Son in Raggedyman. He reads,

49:36

and the reading is not very, and

49:38

the reading is not very, and the

49:41

reading is not very good, but then

49:43

Spielberg's like, well, why don't you do

49:45

this improv? You can watch it on

49:47

YouTube. Have you ever seen this, Ben?

49:50

It is a callback where he just

49:52

describes to him the situation where he's

49:54

like, okay, so government men have shown

49:56

up and they want to do experiments

49:59

on ET and they're going to take

50:01

him away from you and ET's getting

50:03

sick and you have this emotional connection

50:05

to him and he's your best friend

50:08

and he's got it and he's like,

50:10

okay. And then they just start the

50:12

improv. Henry Thomas like breaks into tears

50:14

and does basically at the level of

50:17

what you see in the final film

50:19

the emotional connection of like you can't

50:21

take ET away from me and then

50:23

it ends with him going kid you

50:26

got the part. Wow yeah it's say

50:28

it you can hear him say it

50:30

it's like perfect but he in that

50:32

moment realizes like he's adjusting to all

50:35

these kids of like what's the way

50:37

to direct this kid right yeah what's

50:39

the best way to get this performance

50:41

out of them I'm casting personalities energies

50:44

energies energies energies emotions Corey Feldman is

50:46

cast as a character called Lance, who

50:48

is going to be Elliot's like nemesis,

50:50

bully, whatever, gets taken out of the

50:53

screen. Unnecessary. Yeah, totally. Feldman is very

50:55

depressed, but obviously that's what gets him

50:57

the parts in Gremlin's and the Goonies,

50:59

which Spielberg produced. Peter Coyote walks in,

51:02

Spielberg hates him, and then he puts

51:04

some keys on his belt, and Spielberg's

51:06

like, I love it! Jingle, jingle, jingle.

51:08

Where'd you get those keys? They talk

51:11

a lot about how he shot this

51:13

movie, like basically in continuity because he

51:15

wanted the kids to have the emotional

51:17

experience of like this building in real

51:20

time and part of the big calculation

51:22

which I would argue pit off really

51:24

well is like when we get to

51:26

the end of the movie there will

51:29

be an outpouring of emotion because these

51:31

kids will genuinely be saying goodbye to

51:33

the whole experience and there's this great

51:35

clip of Drew Barrymore. where like an

51:38

EPK they ask her during filming like

51:40

how is this experience been and she

51:42

just goes like it's great because there

51:44

are a lot of kids in this

51:47

movie and sometimes you work on other

51:49

movies and there aren't other kids so

51:51

when you're not working you don't have

51:53

anyone to play with and it's lonely

51:56

you don't have anyone to play with

51:58

and it's lonely but here they're kids

52:00

all the time? and like do activities

52:02

with the kids when they weren't being

52:05

schooled so that she could learn them

52:07

and adjust to them and pull from

52:09

what they were feeling and whatever. And

52:11

Peter Coyote makes this comment on one

52:14

of these things I watched. I think

52:16

it was like a Q&A for the

52:18

20th anniversary release. Where he was like,

52:20

yeah, the vibe on the set was

52:23

great. I mean, I had just come

52:25

off at 10 years of living on

52:27

different communes And I rolled onto the

52:29

set and I was like, yeah, this

52:32

feels like a commune And I'm like,

52:34

wait, we're not going to unpack that

52:36

at all That's cool. But it does

52:38

speak to his weird kind of earthy

52:41

vibe Yeah, he's he's a real hippie

52:43

guy because his name his birth name

52:45

is like Robert Cohen. Yeah, and when

52:47

he was in college she like a

52:50

Peyote and was like, I am Peter

52:52

Coyote. One of the coolest names. It's

52:54

a pretty cool name. Yeah. And he's,

52:56

he's like, you can read all about

52:59

him. He discovered Zen, hang out with

53:01

the beets, like was hanging out and

53:03

hate Ashbury in the 60s and all

53:05

that show. Has a fall of fame

53:08

voice. Sounds cool. And he sort of

53:10

emerges from all of that and he's

53:12

like, I'll start acting again. Right. I

53:14

love Peter Coyote. He's, he's amazing in

53:17

all that stuff. says he kind of

53:19

winged it. I think it really helps

53:21

the movie. Obviously, a lot of those

53:23

feels natural. He needs to work around

53:26

the kids. He can't impose structure around

53:28

them. He said a thing I liked

53:30

where he was like, Melissa Matheson did

53:32

this thing that no other writer I

53:35

worked with ever did, which is when

53:37

we started filming, she handed me, she

53:39

had broken all the scenes onto cards.

53:41

She had re-type scenes onto individual cards,

53:44

so I had a stack of cards,

53:46

and that freed me from needing to

53:48

carry the script around. And every day

53:51

I would take the couple of scenes

53:53

we were shooting and just put the

53:55

cards in my pocket and then just

53:57

be able to focus on those scenes.

54:00

You know, like take a card out,

54:02

show the kids, be like, this is

54:04

what we're filming today, and this takes

54:06

place after what we filmed yesterday, and

54:09

just really, like, zone into that reality.

54:11

With Spielberg they hadn't worked together again.

54:13

Spielberg moves on to like much more

54:15

established cinematographers and then Davio says he

54:18

heard the announcement of ET and sent

54:20

Spielberg I think a TV movie he

54:22

had shot recently. You need me to

54:24

read from the dossier. Fucking read from

54:27

the dossier. Because that is not what

54:29

it says in the doc. We have

54:31

to listen. Spielberg watched a TV movie

54:33

called The Boy Who Drank Too Much,

54:36

starring Scott Bayo. But Spielberg watched it.

54:38

And noticed Davio's names in the credits

54:40

and called him immediately. And was like,

54:42

you need to shoot my next feature.

54:45

And Alan's like, why? And he's like,

54:47

I just saw this thing on television

54:49

and knocked me out. So very nice

54:51

of him. But basically also kind of

54:54

like, hey, it's my old buddy Alan.

54:56

It's one of his only movies. And

54:58

then he goes on to, course, shoot,

55:00

uh, color verboid. Yes, he does this

55:03

next run for the trunk of the

55:05

80s. It's one of his only movies

55:07

not edited by Michael Khan. Yeah, which

55:09

is crazy. Why isn't it? I watched

55:12

some Long Con interview where I forget

55:14

what it is, but he explained there

55:16

was some... I thought it sucked. No,

55:18

there was some scheduling conflict. It was

55:21

the one time he was on something

55:23

like there was any... No, animosity or

55:25

weirdness behind it. Carol Littleton who edited

55:27

it is a pretty famous editor in

55:30

her own right and also married to

55:32

John Bailey, the very famous cinematographer. Fascinating,

55:34

Hollywood, down-the-line tech power couple. Yes. Anyway,

55:36

you know, Spielberg starts shooting the movie.

55:39

ET is sort of the big question.

55:41

We have the look, but how do

55:43

we, you know, make it move around?

55:45

I'm sorry, it's Poltergeist. It's that Poltergeist

55:48

and ET were going at the same

55:50

time, obviously, that those two shoots basically

55:52

went back to back and he asked

55:54

Khan to oversee Poltergeist because he basically

55:57

was like, I trust you and I'll

55:59

be hands-on with ET. That's what it

56:01

is. So with ET, they're like, he

56:03

can't be a puppet like Yoda because

56:06

he doesn't, that won't make sense in

56:08

a realistic, in a fantasy environment, like

56:10

sort of hopping around. So, animatronics, Carla

56:12

Rambaldi wants to do animatronics, but Spielberg

56:15

is like, he's not going to feel

56:17

alive. So, whatever, they split the difference

56:19

by just doing a lot of different

56:21

things, I think is the answer, right?

56:24

They do have some animatronics, they do

56:26

have some puppetry, they also... people in

56:28

the suit. You have a walk around

56:30

ET, you have like mimes who are

56:33

doing just hand motions, you have an

56:35

animatronic, you have puppets, you have all

56:37

these different things. I think part of

56:39

what is so astounding about like the

56:42

success of ET as a performance for

56:44

me is that they're very smart about

56:46

like the design of ET is thoughtfully

56:48

made in conjunction with what you're gonna

56:51

need to get out of him. in

56:53

a performance, right? Like the extending of

56:55

the neck is sort of like, well

56:57

to put like a little person in

57:00

a suit and have them wattle around.

57:02

is going to look silly. So better

57:04

to give him like no feet and

57:06

no legs. So it does just kind

57:09

of like look like a lumpy shifting

57:11

of weight and you pre-establish that. But

57:13

also the neck can retract in so

57:15

you don't have this unwieldy thing when

57:18

he's moving. Well, but when it's a

57:20

planted animatronic, then he can get more

57:22

expressive. It makes it look like it's

57:24

not a puppet or person because you're

57:27

like, well, nothing could fit in that

57:29

neck. Exactly. ET's real, he's just a

57:31

real alien, they found him, they cast

57:33

him. Okay, he's just real. And that's

57:36

the answer. That's the truth. That's the

57:38

actual truth. Carla Rambaldi? You ever seen

57:40

that guy? That's just ET and a

57:42

human suit. Yeah, he fucked ET's mom.

57:45

And he may or may not know

57:47

that fucking Eminem's were the original in

57:49

the script, but then Reese pieces came

57:51

in. This is, and I am not

57:54

saying this to roast him, I just

57:56

know it about him because I've known

57:58

JJJ for years, JJ, JJ, JJ, J,

58:00

J, J, J, R, R, R, R,

58:03

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R, R It was literally the Reese's

58:16

Pieces deal and the sort of rise

58:18

of merchandising in movies and all that.

58:21

It was literally his PhD dissertation topic.

58:23

Yes. It's one of those famous stories.

58:25

You wrote 230 pages about this. M&M's

58:27

being like, we don't fucking need you.

58:30

We're M&M's and then like, right, M&M's

58:32

lost so much business and Reese's. But

58:34

it's not just that Hershey's who owned

58:36

Reese's who owned Reese's, who owned Reese's,

58:39

who owned Reese's, It'll be like this

58:41

is a chance to define ourselves. And

58:43

now that's what fucking American culture is.

58:45

Okay, here are things I have to

58:48

say. One, the entire ET is real.

58:50

This is what I'm building off of.

58:52

The entire visual scheme of this movie

58:54

is built around. Hey, it might be

58:57

smart if we try to lean on

58:59

backlighting. Yeah, it's, it's, yes. It will

59:01

make ET look more real. It will

59:03

give him a tactility, it will not

59:06

expose the sort of like, seams of

59:08

this puppet. I does feel like that

59:10

accidentally turns Spielberg on to what becomes

59:13

his number one, like visual preference. It's

59:15

also like, as a kid, I remember

59:17

really affecting me, how like their houses

59:19

often really dark, the shades are closed.

59:22

And it just feels depressing in there,

59:24

not like oppressively so, but just a

59:26

little gloomy. Like Elliot's room is kind

59:28

of a gloomy mess. That first whole

59:31

part where they're playing D&D underneath that

59:33

kind of stained glass light in the

59:35

big booth, which by the way, what

59:37

is their house? Their house is crazy.

59:40

Yeah. and like what is D Wallace's

59:42

job and how do they I know

59:44

it's in the valley and they're not

59:46

like it's like they're like it's a

59:49

rich neighborhood but like I'm fascinated by

59:51

this house they're also they're on the

59:53

hill yeah like it's they're in this

59:55

weird liminal space where they're like on

59:58

the cliff right on the edge of

1:00:00

the perfect suburban housing community but between

1:00:02

that and the forest that's the thing

1:00:04

it feels like a new housing development

1:00:07

yeah it's like out there yeah it's

1:00:09

it's Very of the moment, but we'll

1:00:11

be out of date in like a

1:00:13

year right there's going to be more

1:00:16

and more You're correct that this like

1:00:18

technical visual sort of like practical scheme

1:00:20

ends up lending this emotional weight and

1:00:22

I also think he responds to that

1:00:25

and then when he starts working with

1:00:27

Janish it becomes the cliche of the

1:00:29

Spielberg like pools of light from the

1:00:31

window shit. It's so crazy that I

1:00:34

Look, this film lost best picture to

1:00:36

Gandhi, obviously, an error. But one of

1:00:38

those things, right? Oh, Gandhi was this

1:00:40

big historical epic. The Oscar Vodakul was

1:00:43

much much less. How? it won best

1:00:45

sound and sound editing back when they

1:00:47

had two sound Oscars and it won

1:00:49

best visual effects And I think it

1:00:52

won maybe like a sort of special

1:00:54

makeup Oscar or whatever. I don't, maybe

1:00:56

not. But it is insane that it

1:00:58

didn't win cinematography, editing, and I would

1:01:01

say original screenplay. What wins original screenplay

1:01:03

this year? Best screenplay written directly for

1:01:05

the screen goes to Gandhi Pond? Gandhi.

1:01:07

What I mean Gondi like is it

1:01:10

like Gondi is Gondi a small little

1:01:12

cute nice guy? Well, wait a second

1:01:14

he is back to life. Well, kind

1:01:16

of, but it is kind of a

1:01:19

vibe. Does Gondi have like a visible

1:01:21

ribcage at all times? I'm like, fuck,

1:01:23

we're backing into this. I'm assuming neither

1:01:25

of you have ever seen Richard Attenbridge

1:01:28

out in Bris Gondi. It's just funny

1:01:30

to think about. It's also funny that

1:01:32

like Spilver clearly is an admirer of

1:01:34

Richard Ambrose, puts him in Jurassic Park,

1:01:37

likes, you know, and like Richard Amber

1:01:39

at the time was, you know, graciously

1:01:41

as the winner it was like, I

1:01:43

thought ET was a better movie. I

1:01:46

think ET is like a miraculous movie.

1:01:48

Neither of us have seen God. Yeah.

1:01:50

Gandhi is very, very watchable. I'm sure.

1:01:52

I mean, for one, Ben Kingsley is

1:01:55

just fucking ridiculously good in it. I

1:01:57

think he's a good actor, but it's

1:01:59

you know, it's just it's a very

1:02:01

straightforward watchable like here is the life

1:02:04

of Gandhi by a pick that by

1:02:06

the end kind of sweeps you up

1:02:08

and you know the funeral scene is

1:02:10

crazy, you know, it's effective, but it

1:02:13

wasn't even like a big hit, you

1:02:15

know, it was like a medium hit.

1:02:17

It was a big hit I guess

1:02:19

for a sort of big historical epic.

1:02:22

That's just kind of weird about it

1:02:24

to me is I have Gandhi in

1:02:26

one of those Columbia classic four kickosits

1:02:28

so I still just I'm always like

1:02:31

I'll watch Gandhi at some point but

1:02:33

you could see there being theoretically a

1:02:35

David versus Goliath narrative that I think

1:02:37

for example really helped hurt locker against

1:02:40

avatar right where similarly I don't know

1:02:42

why I broke that into two words

1:02:44

there is like here's the highest grossing

1:02:46

film of all time. Does it need

1:02:49

best picture as well? Yeah, no, I

1:02:51

think that's probably part of it. But

1:02:53

yet, Gandhi was this kind of like

1:02:55

classical Hollywood epic with big scale and

1:02:58

all these extras and all these things

1:03:00

you said. It's not like they gave

1:03:02

it to ordinary people against ET. Gandhi's

1:03:04

kind of in a weird midpoint, you

1:03:07

know? Yes. And it's, yeah, it's like

1:03:09

pretty good. Can I, can I finish

1:03:11

this epic point I'm building here about

1:03:13

ET being real? E.T.S. really. Right. Second

1:03:16

thing is Spielberg concocts a whole scheme

1:03:18

which is like I want to hide

1:03:20

the people operating E.T. at all times.

1:03:22

They build these sets and everything around,

1:03:25

like, can we run cables into another

1:03:27

room? If Drew Barrymore is interacting to

1:03:29

ET, I want her to feel like

1:03:31

ET is real. I think for the

1:03:34

other actors, he's like, look, it will

1:03:36

help their emotional reality. But Drew Barrymore

1:03:38

in particular, he's like, she's at a

1:03:40

crux age where she might just straight

1:03:43

up believe this is an alien. And

1:03:45

if we can get that out of

1:03:47

her, that's kind of magical, right? Like

1:03:49

just let's make it as little acting

1:03:52

required, required as possible. Like, oh my

1:03:54

God, we've fucking done it. We hide

1:03:56

the guys, we run cables, throw a

1:03:58

hole in the wall to another room,

1:04:01

we keep that door locked, she never

1:04:03

sees them. Like halfway through filming, she

1:04:05

comes up to him one day, and

1:04:07

she's like, I have a secret, can

1:04:10

I show you? And he goes, sure.

1:04:12

And she leads him by hand and

1:04:14

opens the door to all the operators.

1:04:16

And she's like, these are the guys

1:04:19

who work ET. Right. something out. And

1:04:21

he realizes she's known and that for

1:04:23

her that's like part of the magic

1:04:26

and what she says now as an

1:04:28

adult is even if she couldn't put

1:04:30

it in words she understood that the

1:04:32

emotion she was feeling from E.T. was

1:04:35

a reflection of these people and that

1:04:37

she didn't need to believe E.T. was

1:04:39

real that she was like A. the

1:04:41

craft of it but B. Like this

1:04:44

is being performed by people who are

1:04:46

pushing emotion through this. and it helps

1:04:48

me to see them as people. So

1:04:50

I know that that kindness is real.

1:04:53

And like the other actors talk about

1:04:55

it where like... He said he cast

1:04:57

D Wallace because he felt like she

1:04:59

had a childlike spirit. This movie doesn't

1:05:02

show an adult in full until Peter

1:05:04

Coyote's like full reveal, right, is the

1:05:06

whole visual scheme of like the keys

1:05:08

on the phone. That's the one. And

1:05:11

he said the reason is because she's

1:05:13

like a kid. She's the only kid,

1:05:15

the adult that they trust or have

1:05:17

a connection with. It's the magic of

1:05:20

the fact that the first time you

1:05:22

see Peter Coyote's face. I can do

1:05:24

with 10 more minutes of the keys.

1:05:26

The keys get me going. He's look

1:05:29

good. Jangling around. Sound great. You're seeing

1:05:31

his face because he's making an emotional

1:05:33

connection with Elliot. He's saying, I care

1:05:35

about this too. I've always wanted to

1:05:38

meet an alien since I was a

1:05:40

kid. He's saying things that are finally

1:05:42

getting through to Elliot. It moves me

1:05:44

to tears. I'm getting goosebumps thinking about

1:05:47

the first time you see that sweet.

1:05:49

Hippie's face. Do you give him a

1:05:51

supporting actor now for this? I don't.

1:05:53

That's an interesting, you know, maybe I

1:05:56

should. You put D Wallace in lead?

1:05:58

Yeah, is that, you know, bullshit. We

1:06:00

went over this in an episode that

1:06:02

will come out in two months for

1:06:05

our next many series. I think I

1:06:07

put her in lead because I wanted

1:06:09

the people I have in supporting and

1:06:11

supporting. Do you have Drew in supporting?

1:06:14

So that's the only argument I would

1:06:16

kind of make for putting D Wallace.

1:06:18

Exactly. Exactly. I do not. Who do

1:06:20

you give it to in 82? Paul!

1:06:23

in the verdict. I'm sorry. Leave me

1:06:25

alone. It's one of my favorite screens.

1:06:27

As much as Henry Thomas is so

1:06:29

fucking wonderful in this movie. My supporting

1:06:32

actors of 1982. Mm-hmm. Are. This is

1:06:34

a pretty good list. Okay, give it

1:06:36

to me. Ruckerhauer and Blade Runner. Very

1:06:38

performance. Sean Penn and Fast Times at

1:06:41

Richmond High. Great performance. Eddie Murphy and

1:06:43

48 hours. Which is a supporting performance.

1:06:45

Yeah. Nick Nolty is the lead of

1:06:47

that movie. By another 48 hours, they

1:06:50

are co-leads. I mean, Eddie's the lead,

1:06:52

basically. It's more of a supporting performance

1:06:54

than Curin Kolkin is in a real

1:06:56

pain. Sure. Who's probably one in an

1:06:59

Oscar by this point? Or no, maybe,

1:07:01

no, this episode's coming up pretty soon.

1:07:03

But he's probably going up this episode

1:07:05

is coming up pretty soon, but he's

1:07:08

a dynamite supporting. Sure. But is a

1:07:10

dynamite. Yeah, maybe. How about the keys?

1:07:12

The keys, yes, yes. Yeah, right. Well,

1:07:14

I gave it the honorary Golden Key

1:07:17

Award, which I only give out in

1:07:19

a year of great key film acting.

1:07:21

82, 2003, we're all rushing towards the

1:07:23

same. He says the thing when he

1:07:26

auditioned D. Wallace, he was like, she's

1:07:28

got this sort of like childlike thing

1:07:30

to her, right? It is reflected in

1:07:32

what you said, her laughing at penis

1:07:35

breast, she can't even contain it. She

1:07:37

can't even contain it. She's kind on

1:07:39

their level. He was like, she feels

1:07:41

like one of them. And it is

1:07:44

what. Talking about this, the setup of

1:07:46

this family not being one-to-one, but a

1:07:48

thing that Spielberg I think is really

1:07:50

connecting to is... his mother, you know,

1:07:53

was not always the most adult person.

1:07:55

And when his parents split up, he

1:07:57

is the oldest. He's taking care of

1:07:59

his sisters. With three younger siblings, there

1:08:02

is a degree to which he is

1:08:04

forced into a bit of a parent

1:08:06

role. Well, there's a degree to which

1:08:08

he's the Michael. It's like he's split

1:08:11

across all the kids. Like Michael is

1:08:13

the one who's kind of responsible for

1:08:15

his siblings. Yes. But also is making

1:08:17

front of them and Spielberg talks about

1:08:20

how he makes fun of his sisters.

1:08:22

just emotional, like throbbing kind of emotional

1:08:24

creature. Right, like his feelings are so

1:08:26

on his sleeve, who's so in need

1:08:29

of a parent. The middle child, which

1:08:31

is so different than Spielberg's identity, and

1:08:33

he is so much younger than Spielberg

1:08:35

was at the time of the divorce.

1:08:38

Yeah, he is. Spielberg was more of

1:08:40

a teenager. D- Wallace to me, does

1:08:42

more of a teenager. D- Wallace to

1:08:44

me, does not strike me as a

1:08:47

Spielberg's mom analog, really, because like, she

1:08:49

doesn't seem like this kind of a

1:08:51

analog into his own life. I was

1:08:53

watching this with Forky and like when

1:08:56

she leaves Elliot home alone with a

1:08:58

fever. Yeah. Ellie it's 10. We were

1:09:00

kind of like, you know, I mean,

1:09:02

again, you know, it's a single mom

1:09:05

thing, right? Where it's like, these are

1:09:07

latchkey kids, what can you do? Yeah.

1:09:09

And we were like, you know, 10,

1:09:11

you could leave a kid home alone.

1:09:14

It's a little borderline, but I was

1:09:16

like, but with a fever, I would

1:09:18

probably, totally, kind of feel weird about

1:09:20

it. It's kind of at the age

1:09:23

of five. Yeah. Just to go around

1:09:25

the corner to like get something like

1:09:27

it's a you do have that you're

1:09:29

like you're like damn like that is

1:09:32

that's a wild thing to do. It's

1:09:34

but but again the sort of latchkey

1:09:36

kid thing. It's very different from what

1:09:38

they live. What else is supposed to

1:09:41

do? His mom but. There is a

1:09:43

similar, he said that one of the

1:09:45

big things he insists on in the

1:09:48

script is that they call her by

1:09:50

her first name because that's something he

1:09:52

and his siblings did to his mom.

1:09:54

So fucking annoying. That they all call

1:09:57

her. My daughter does that sometimes. It's

1:09:59

so annoying. They know so early that

1:10:01

it's annoying. That's pretty funny. I give

1:10:03

her some comedy points to her when

1:10:06

you get home tonight. To give her

1:10:08

five. It's very. It's maybe a little

1:10:10

dangerous to give a young child. This

1:10:12

is the first time I've watched this

1:10:15

movie since I had a daughter and

1:10:17

it is. My daughter's pretty close to

1:10:19

gird in like personality and age and

1:10:21

yeah, even a little bit of look.

1:10:24

She's got some girdy vibes. Yeah. And

1:10:26

it was not, yeah, it was interesting.

1:10:28

Yeah. The D Wallace thing is just

1:10:30

like, right, her not being able to

1:10:33

contain the laugh, them sort of treating

1:10:35

her like one of the gang, right.

1:10:37

She's not the same as Spielberg treating

1:10:39

her like one of like one of

1:10:42

like one of like one of like

1:10:44

one of like one of like one

1:10:46

of, right. Her energy creates a need

1:10:48

for Elliot to kind of step up

1:10:51

and be the leader Which is more

1:10:53

interesting because he is not the oldest

1:10:55

child and that Michael in some way

1:10:57

is like a reflection of I think

1:11:00

the bullies that Spielberg felt like he

1:11:02

was sort of tormented with and he

1:11:04

talks about No, no, just I the

1:11:06

analysis of like ET forces Michael to

1:11:09

have to respect Elliot in an interesting

1:11:11

way. Yeah, right? But I still think

1:11:13

of Michael as the protector. Elliot is

1:11:15

ET. That's like the whole weird phenomenon

1:11:18

that happens. Yes. They become one being

1:11:20

and Michael is the only one who's

1:11:22

really attuned to that. Michael is kind

1:11:24

of the secret hero. Michael is great.

1:11:27

The scene where he goes and sits

1:11:29

down with the toys. Yeah. Very quiet

1:11:31

little scene. Really gets me every time,

1:11:33

but the first 10 minutes of this

1:11:36

movie are Michael and his friends You

1:11:38

know the headphones kid and fucking see

1:11:40

Thomas Howell for about 10 years there

1:11:42

seemed like the biggest movie star out

1:11:45

of the ET cast It's funny to

1:11:47

think he was in soul man. Yeah,

1:11:49

he got to start movies But there

1:11:51

that first chunk is like Elliot being

1:11:54

ignored them kind of gently ripping on

1:11:56

him right annoying Ellie is bit of

1:11:58

a winer, he's younger than them, but

1:12:00

he wants it. It's a classic, you

1:12:03

know, younger sibling thing of like, they

1:12:05

just want to play D&D. It's also

1:12:07

what Spilberg talks about. It talks about

1:12:09

his own happy childhood, right? This feeling

1:12:12

not even based on circumstance. what happened

1:12:14

with his parents but just like he

1:12:16

was a worried sensitive lonely child he

1:12:18

just felt this way all the time

1:12:21

yeah very feely very feely boy clearly

1:12:23

and you know I think it's easy

1:12:25

to get a little annoyed by Elliot

1:12:27

at first just in that way of

1:12:30

like stop being such a little pain

1:12:32

to me stepped on the pizza he

1:12:34

It's not just that, it's that he

1:12:36

then blows up the spot that they

1:12:39

had gotten secret pizza. You really feel

1:12:41

for the kids being like, fuck. It's

1:12:43

an anti-safe the cat moment. It's a

1:12:45

moment that threatens to turn you against

1:12:48

the character forever. It's such a bold

1:12:50

move to be like, everyone's gonna be

1:12:52

angry at him. But you can't play

1:12:54

D&D without pizza too. It's like, it's

1:12:57

like, it's... Pizza, D and D Pizza!

1:12:59

And also from their perspective, he comes

1:13:01

back, they're like, where's the pizza? He's

1:13:03

like, I stepped on him, by the

1:13:06

way, I found a goblin? You're like,

1:13:08

excuse me, first of all, unforgivable crime.

1:13:10

Second of all, that's your excuse? Second

1:13:12

of all, clearly you're not ready to

1:13:15

play D&D because we just said the

1:13:17

word goblin near you and you're like,

1:13:19

right, there's a goble inside. There's a

1:13:21

fucking goblin in our house. Oh, Elliot,

1:13:24

he's such a cutie pie, though. D

1:13:26

Wallace and one of these 20th anniversary

1:13:28

Q&A things. They're talking about Spielberg's whole

1:13:30

strategy of making the kids not see

1:13:33

the puppeteers engage with ET is real.

1:13:35

And then she interjects and she's like,

1:13:37

I have to say I'm being thrown

1:13:39

off every time one of you guys

1:13:42

talk about him as a puppet, because

1:13:44

to me, ET is real. And even

1:13:46

20 years later, I feel that way.

1:13:48

And it's like, that's why he fucking

1:13:51

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1:13:53

time of the making of the movie

1:13:55

being anything other than like another actor

1:13:57

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the release later, the film begins

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in the forest. Well, it first

1:21:01

just begins with the letters ET

1:21:03

coming up. No like preamble, no

1:21:06

Universal Pictures presents, studio logo, and

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then just ET fading in, the

1:21:10

extraterrestrial fading in, and then the

1:21:12

movie starting. It's a little like

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ominous, especially because the logo is

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the hand-drawn version, which otherwise we

1:21:19

basically only see over his shoulder

1:21:21

as he's like doodling ET in

1:21:24

school. and writing his name. But

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there's something kind of just like

1:21:28

no preamble, no ramp up, title,

1:21:30

cast, and then we're in the forest and

1:21:33

we're seeing this very shadowy

1:21:35

backlit thing of this admittedly

1:21:37

very cool spaceship design. It's a

1:21:39

cool spaceship, roundy, round boy. Looks

1:21:41

like a flower pot. Flower pot.

1:21:43

Interesting, sure. Because they like flat these

1:21:46

are botanists. That's how I always took

1:21:48

it, right? These aliens are botanists. ET

1:21:50

has said when people asked for like

1:21:52

direction on the development visually. ET has

1:21:54

said this? I'm sorry, Stephen Spielberg. I

1:21:56

was more excited to hear what ET

1:21:58

has to say. ETSA. ET says. and

1:22:00

botanismism. Grafone. Spielberg said

1:22:02

that when they asked him about like

1:22:04

the sort of biology of ET that

1:22:06

he would say to people like, I

1:22:09

almost think ET is a plant. He

1:22:11

has like plant beans. I've heard this

1:22:13

too, like he's a planted side. Maybe

1:22:15

think of him less as an animal

1:22:17

on his planet, more like a plant.

1:22:19

Love it. Yes. But that makes sense with

1:22:21

the flower pot version of it. They're

1:22:23

studying, you know, whatever grass. You're seeing

1:22:25

a lot of ET was in this

1:22:27

opening, but all in silhouette, all through

1:22:29

trees. RET is kind of enchanted, I think,

1:22:32

by the lights. That's why he misses

1:22:34

his flight. He's like looking at the valley.

1:22:36

He's looking at the houses. It is. And

1:22:38

he's thinking, like, one day the ultimate valley

1:22:41

movie will be made. Magnolia. It is the

1:22:43

Wally time. But until then, this is the

1:22:45

ultimate thing that I love. And I feel

1:22:47

like Wally is one of the only movies

1:22:50

to kind of come close to touching

1:22:52

it at times. And yet, come close

1:22:54

to touching it at times. I put

1:22:56

so many fucking qualifiers on that. And

1:22:58

you're waving your head. I do not.

1:23:00

I'm pushing back to your pushback. But

1:23:02

what I like. I'm pushing back to

1:23:04

your pushback, to my pushback, to

1:23:07

your pushback. He's making the most

1:23:09

disrespectful faces. And I really like

1:23:12

Wally. I really like Wally when

1:23:14

it came out and I've only

1:23:16

grown to love with Lauren. David's

1:23:19

making stinky poo-poo faces and I

1:23:21

want to jump over the desk and

1:23:23

strangle him. It's, come on now.

1:23:26

Nothing touches ET, ET, except for

1:23:28

Macamu. Come close to touching it at

1:23:30

times. What do you think, Griff? He's

1:23:32

he's reaching. Come close. Oh, he's reaching.

1:23:34

I'm fucking to Tambay Matumbo. I got

1:23:37

the wingspan. Let me reach The thing

1:23:39

I like is this very

1:23:41

subtle implication that like this guy's just

1:23:43

a little different He's a little

1:23:45

different. He's just made a little

1:23:48

different. It's not overstated and we

1:23:50

don't get to see the personalities

1:23:52

of the other ET's but like

1:23:54

you said it's like there's something

1:23:56

in a light Ed Burns Yeah, there's like

1:23:58

one with glasses Let me phone

1:24:00

home. I gotta call my mom. There's

1:24:03

a demolitions guy. He's got like

1:24:05

stood all over his face. Just

1:24:07

trying to think what the guys

1:24:09

would be. The ETs would be

1:24:11

like. There's a gay one. But

1:24:13

I like that we don't. To

1:24:15

the 80s, so it's a little

1:24:17

broad. Yeah, I'll let you do

1:24:19

a take on what that one

1:24:22

sounds like. Fabulous. Right, there's one

1:24:24

girl one, obviously. Again, it's the

1:24:26

80s. So they're like, we could

1:24:28

have one girl one and one

1:24:30

kind of, you can pick like

1:24:32

other minority. One racially ambiguous one.

1:24:35

Slave queen. She ate. I put

1:24:37

my whole e-tousie into that damn

1:24:39

thing. This is what people miss

1:24:42

about this show. They miss this?

1:24:44

Have we not been giving

1:24:46

them this? It's a sort

1:24:48

of phantom podcast energy, right?

1:24:51

Sure. Yes, e-t is gay.

1:24:53

No, sorry, he's hanging out.

1:24:55

He's hanging out, he's looking at the

1:24:57

valley, he misses his flight. Yeah, there's

1:25:00

just, he just sort of gets caught

1:25:02

up in a moment. The other T

1:25:04

seemed very like, okay, let's get in

1:25:07

and get out, let's get some samples,

1:25:09

right? It's data collection. ET is a.

1:25:11

A bit of a messy bitch misses

1:25:14

his flight home. Yes. Then crashes on

1:25:16

a 10-year-old's couch, eats everything in his

1:25:18

fridge, drinks beer, and then rips open

1:25:21

all his toys and shit and makes

1:25:23

like some weird DIY project and is

1:25:25

like, let's go in the woods and

1:25:28

fucking turn it on. Beyond him being

1:25:30

magical. Like, relax, buddy. Beyond him being

1:25:32

magical. There's this quite implication that, like,

1:25:34

ET is a genius, but he can't

1:25:36

get past the language barrier, right? And

1:25:39

in the stuff, like the ride and

1:25:41

the books, they make it more canonically.

1:25:43

Like, ET is a botanist and fucking

1:25:45

whatever. I know, I'm just saying, right?

1:25:47

There is an admittedly problematic robot

1:25:49

chicken sketch that is sort of like

1:25:52

if ET goes up to his planet is

1:25:54

he the fucking forest gump of his planet

1:25:56

is he the fuck enough enough let's stop

1:25:58

invoking all these terrible things I do something

1:26:00

like if you tease a child like

1:26:03

or right or like a young person

1:26:05

on the crew or something I don't

1:26:07

know like the sort of elfangor yes

1:26:09

to the you know of the Andalites

1:26:12

in Elfangor is the captain who dies

1:26:14

and gives them their morphing power and

1:26:16

animor. Sure. And then there's acts, right?

1:26:18

And they meet, he's the only survivor

1:26:21

and they meet him and they have

1:26:23

an handle. But he's like a, he's

1:26:25

like a teenager. He's like the baby,

1:26:28

you know. Sure. And that's kind of

1:26:30

what ET might be. Maybe he's like

1:26:32

an answer of animor if I can

1:26:34

just say some more words that are

1:26:37

nonsense to 90% of our listeners. No,

1:26:39

I just adore this movies. Right? I

1:26:41

love that you're just like, maybe he's

1:26:43

a child, or maybe he's an elder,

1:26:46

maybe he's a genius, or maybe he's

1:26:48

a fuck-up, you know? Like so much

1:26:50

of it is about like the struggle

1:26:53

to form a line of communication, but

1:26:55

just barely. E.T. Phone home on a

1:26:57

guy, and he goes to the shed

1:26:59

of young Elliot and pretends to be

1:27:02

a goblin. Right. and you have this

1:27:04

like you don't really see ET even

1:27:06

sort of clearly until 15 minutes in

1:27:09

the first 10 minutes are largely this

1:27:11

kind of like ET being left and

1:27:13

Elliot like fighting to get a just

1:27:15

a fucking crumb of attention from his

1:27:18

older brother and the friends and then

1:27:20

all just kind of like overlapping dialogue

1:27:22

cutting him out yeah and then he

1:27:24

slowly discovers this thing. Yeah, uh, discovers

1:27:27

him with the Reese's pieces. The flashlight.

1:27:29

Have you guys ever... Eating Reese's pieces?

1:27:31

Yes. Yeah, I've eaten Reese's pieces. Yeah,

1:27:34

they roll. I guess, I don't think

1:27:36

my mom ever had a mercury thermometer.

1:27:38

So I guess I never did the

1:27:40

specific holding it to the bulb. I

1:27:43

did run it under the tap once,

1:27:45

and it kind of backfired, and maybe

1:27:47

this has happened to you guys, to

1:27:49

pretend to be sick. Because then I

1:27:52

had like a temperature like a hundred

1:27:54

and three like it's like yeah, it's

1:27:56

too hot too fast And then my

1:27:59

I was like whoa what is going

1:28:01

on with you. I feel like we

1:28:03

had a like plastic Thermometer with a

1:28:05

metal tip that was the sensor and

1:28:08

I would put it under my armpit

1:28:10

Yeah, the armpit thermometer was a thing

1:28:12

when we were kids for sure for

1:28:14

annoying kids who couldn't keep it in

1:28:17

their mouth, right well that was part

1:28:19

of it, but I guess you also

1:28:21

my be surprised to hear that I

1:28:24

got sick so often I didn't need

1:28:26

to pull tricks. I was basically out

1:28:28

one out of it five days. Yeah,

1:28:30

you just had to say I feel

1:28:33

sick and mom was like sure you

1:28:35

do. Right Wednesday was like Gray Griffin

1:28:37

Day where I was like lying there

1:28:39

on the floor. So Elliot stays home

1:28:42

from school and meets ET. Because he

1:28:44

wants to really lock him with ET.

1:28:46

He shows ET his Star Wars action

1:28:49

figures. It's maybe the best. No, I

1:28:51

have to stop saying maybe the best

1:28:53

moment in the movie, but it is

1:28:55

it's so accurate. Yep. This 10 year

1:28:58

old meets 18. He's like, all right,

1:29:00

so this is landing. And here, look,

1:29:02

by the way, here's how Spielberg constructed

1:29:04

this, right? He's like, let's put a

1:29:07

bunch of cool shit in this room.

1:29:09

and let Henry Thomas do whatever he

1:29:11

wants. He arguably has too many toys.

1:29:14

You're kind of like, this is a

1:29:16

middle child. How does he have this,

1:29:18

this cooler room with this many toys?

1:29:20

But that's why I feel like inheritance

1:29:23

for Michael, whatever. But it is, he

1:29:25

was just like, show him whatever you'd

1:29:27

be most proud to show him. Look

1:29:29

around this room. Describe in your own

1:29:32

terms. There is divorce kid energy too

1:29:34

I guess of like if your parents

1:29:36

are divorced often both parents then kind

1:29:39

of will buy toys to try to

1:29:41

get your affection and like a win.

1:29:43

And it's part of him being the

1:29:45

middle kid of like Michael's like sort

1:29:48

of old enough to be like angry

1:29:50

about this right? Grudy is a little

1:29:52

too young to fully process what's going

1:29:54

on. Elliot would just be pure emotions

1:29:57

about this thing. I also love that

1:29:59

it's like this is a snapshot of

1:30:01

a moment before Lucas goes in and

1:30:04

is like, ugh. have to come up

1:30:06

with like Wikipedia names for all these

1:30:08

characters. Right. So he's just hammerhead. They're

1:30:10

all hammerhead walrus man. Like there's no

1:30:13

fucking Pondababa, Momon, Nedon shit here. He's

1:30:15

just listing the toy names. Real shit.

1:30:17

Real shit. And then Lando, he loves

1:30:19

Land. Save the best for last. There's

1:30:22

a Lando colorizian. It's got good taste.

1:30:24

It just feels so authentic. Yes. How

1:30:26

can a kid explain like humanity. Right.

1:30:29

using like the toys and the things

1:30:31

and the objects that represent our culture.

1:30:33

Now we would be like here's my

1:30:35

favorite twitch streamer. Yeah. Here's my favorite

1:30:38

at Fortnite skin. Good. Yeah. Jesus. He's

1:30:40

asking ET to give him some V

1:30:42

books. Show ZT. I also think California.

1:30:44

There's an element. Yes. Go ahead. No,

1:30:47

and you have the Yoda moment later,

1:30:49

right? Which is then accompanied by John

1:30:51

Williams quoting his own score. Which is

1:30:54

a little too cute, but I think

1:30:56

works. But I also think there's an

1:30:58

aspect of Spielberg almost being like proud

1:31:00

and in awe of his friend. where

1:31:03

he's like, look, realistically, this kid would

1:31:05

be obsessed with Star Wars. And also,

1:31:07

it's cool that my friend made something

1:31:09

that undeniably culturally pervasive, that it's not

1:31:12

even me just putting in an Easter

1:31:14

egg. Sure, no, totally. Yeah, of course,

1:31:16

these kids are right at the age,

1:31:19

right? That hammerhead means something to an

1:31:21

eight-year-old. I think it's something Spielberg is

1:31:23

like, that's cool that George did it.

1:31:25

Let's just be honest, Griffin just loves

1:31:28

that the kid loves toys. I do

1:31:30

like that. He's got a pretty good

1:31:32

fit collection. I mean, this kid brings

1:31:34

home six figures a month, if you

1:31:37

know what I'm saying. I don't like,

1:31:39

I don't like, don't like, like, I

1:31:41

don't like, I don't like, I don't

1:31:44

like, I don't know. Action figure photography,

1:31:46

Instagram. This could have been a big

1:31:48

episode. It is a big episode. Remember

1:31:50

when I said he put his whole

1:31:53

e-tussy into it? That was good. Yeah.

1:31:55

Put it on the fucking non-rush. Damn

1:31:57

it! See, I already had cut that

1:31:59

out. No, it's back in. It's back.

1:32:02

We're gonna keep calling it back. I

1:32:04

put my whole e-tosey into that damn

1:32:06

thing. No bits. Yeah, so another thing

1:32:09

moment that really, like, you know, in

1:32:11

a sort of heart-ending way feels accurate

1:32:13

to me is they're like, all right,

1:32:15

he shows Michael E-T, okay, and then

1:32:18

they're like, all right, let's show it

1:32:20

to Gurdi, but they have to like

1:32:22

threaten her toy. with mutilation to kind

1:32:24

of get her in line it it

1:32:27

just breaks my heart watching that happen

1:32:29

like not not like this like tragic

1:32:31

way it's on it's honest it's how

1:32:34

a kid like that operates like obviously

1:32:36

my kid cares most about her toys

1:32:38

right these like you know like matrix

1:32:40

bear she does have matrix bear he's

1:32:43

usually daddy bear i will say well

1:32:45

because matrix is daddy i guess so

1:32:47

And then, but then Gurdie gets it,

1:32:50

just like them. Like the way Gurdie

1:32:52

gets it, the way they all get

1:32:54

it with ET. Of like, this is

1:32:56

our friend, it's not gonna hurt us,

1:32:59

and the adults can't know about it.

1:33:01

But the concept's a little too big

1:33:03

for Gurdie, so they have to introduce

1:33:05

some stakes to get her to lock

1:33:08

in and pay attention to what they're

1:33:10

trying to impart upon her. the whip

1:33:12

pan from the sort of serene emotionally

1:33:15

like locked in sensitive moment between Michael

1:33:17

and Elliot and ET all connecting, whip

1:33:19

pan to girdi like kicking the door

1:33:21

open. Yeah, then like whip pan to

1:33:24

ET's reaction, girdi scream and ET's neck

1:33:26

extending and screaming back in response and

1:33:28

then just needing to like muzzle her.

1:33:30

But I the Michael thing I think

1:33:33

it is like the what you're saying

1:33:35

about like Michael doesn't engage with Elliot

1:33:37

because Elliot's annoying, right? At the beginning

1:33:40

when he's being dismissive. He's just all-inian,

1:33:42

like, you know. And he's also, he's

1:33:44

a, he's been a teenager, he's a,

1:33:46

like, in that phase. With his fucking

1:33:49

teen friends, he doesn't want his dumb

1:33:51

younger brother to be like playing D&D

1:33:53

2, he's playing D&D. It goes a

1:33:55

little into my read of what this

1:33:58

movie is ultimately about, which I'll get

1:34:00

to, but that like Michael seeing that

1:34:02

Elliot has connected to ET and there's

1:34:05

a sort of like emotional intelligence now

1:34:07

to what he's presenting to him, sort

1:34:09

of with a new sense of like

1:34:11

maturity, just totally recalibrates Michael immediately, right?

1:34:14

Right. There's a part of him that

1:34:16

has grown up the second he's connected

1:34:18

to ET. I just also think that

1:34:20

just there's this bond of there. Three

1:34:23

of them are all like we are

1:34:25

in on this project together of like

1:34:27

protecting ET. And the the way that

1:34:30

they get Gurdie on board to by

1:34:32

saying that. Only kids can see it.

1:34:34

So they have to turn it into

1:34:36

a game for her. And I just,

1:34:39

it hit me this time. She does

1:34:41

respond to that with, give me a

1:34:43

break. Yeah. Like, so I do feel

1:34:45

like she's kind of like, I'm older

1:34:48

than you think I. Yeah, she says

1:34:50

give me a break. I don't know.

1:34:52

I, but she's playing this line all

1:34:55

the time. I mean, there's sort of

1:34:57

the stuff of her like saying too

1:34:59

much to grownups when she shouldn't and

1:35:01

other times taking their responsibility very seriously

1:35:04

very seriously. It's amazing that this performance

1:35:06

does not become overly precocious, wise, beyond

1:35:08

her years kid, because she says things

1:35:10

that are very much from a child's-like

1:35:13

perspective, but she says them with a

1:35:15

level of confidence and authority, right? Like,

1:35:17

isn't that the magic of the Drew

1:35:20

Barrymore line deliveries in this? I mean,

1:35:22

I guess so. There's something that's a

1:35:24

little bit like, hey, I wasn't born

1:35:26

yesterday. Drew Barrymore turned out to be

1:35:29

a really good actor. Yeah. So it's

1:35:31

one of those things in retrospect that

1:35:33

can be like, this is a great

1:35:35

performance. You never know what these kid

1:35:38

performances. Is it just kind of a

1:35:40

magical, you know, feed of directing? The

1:35:42

right environment's being created for them. These

1:35:45

are cute kids. They're being cute. You

1:35:47

know, obviously with Elliot with Henry Thomas,

1:35:49

this. The emotions that come out of

1:35:51

him are so raw that there is

1:35:54

something kind of magic they're tapping into

1:35:56

with that actor. And he's, and he

1:35:58

turned out to be a good actor

1:36:00

too. Yeah, yes. But, yeah, should I

1:36:03

be nominating Drew Barrymore for Best Supporting

1:36:05

Actress? I don't know. I do. I

1:36:07

love her so much in this movie.

1:36:10

I mean, here's the argument in favor

1:36:12

of it. As you said, she turned

1:36:14

out to be a good actress, but

1:36:16

there is, this is a distinctly different

1:36:19

performance than any other Like even the

1:36:21

rest of... Yeah. Drew Barrymore, like Firestarter

1:36:23

and Fuckin' Catsire, like not this. Well,

1:36:25

that's... she starts doing this, right, this

1:36:28

kind of genre-harory... and then her 90s,

1:36:30

like, Poison Ivy, Batman Forever, sure shit,

1:36:32

is not this. And when she has

1:36:35

her like, late 90s, or whatever, yeah.

1:36:37

She has her late 90s locks into

1:36:39

what becomes the Drew Barry More movie

1:36:41

star persona star persona, which is the

1:36:44

kind of like, like, goofy flower flower

1:36:46

child child child child thing. That is

1:36:48

not this. Is that kind of does

1:36:50

that kind of start with wedding singer

1:36:53

wedding singer? Wedding singer is very more

1:36:55

become because like before then things like

1:36:57

scream or boys on the side. I

1:37:00

feel like it's more like the kind

1:37:02

of rebellious wild child young 20s Drew.

1:37:04

No, and her and Sandler talk about

1:37:06

this that she's like I'm at an

1:37:09

inflection point. I want to push back

1:37:11

like I want to put the wild

1:37:13

child ship behind me and she saw

1:37:15

Sandler on S&L and saw Billy Madison

1:37:18

and was like me and that guy.

1:37:20

That would help both of us. It's

1:37:22

fascinating to consider. She was like, right?

1:37:25

That turns me into something sort of

1:37:27

like more girl next door. And I

1:37:29

think there's an emotional basis to him

1:37:31

that I can pull out of him.

1:37:34

Her career is just so interesting in

1:37:36

that yeah, like things like in the

1:37:38

early 90s, she's doing poison ivy. Yeah.

1:37:40

And like six years later, seven years

1:37:43

later, she's doing never been kissed where

1:37:45

the premise is like, this like lovable

1:37:47

girl next door who never like had

1:37:50

a fun experience in her life and

1:37:52

is a big dork. And you're like,

1:37:54

it's Drew Barrymore. Like, what do you

1:37:56

mean? She's already been like crazy. Singer

1:37:59

like shifts that immediately. Yeah, no. and

1:38:01

completely successfully. And even the other stuff

1:38:03

she does as a kid, like a

1:38:06

reconcilable, reconcilable differences or whatever, it's a

1:38:08

little like her arms cross, being like,

1:38:10

I'm gonna stick it to my divorcing

1:38:12

parents, is not the same energy as

1:38:15

Gurdie. Gurdie is a very specific thing.

1:38:17

Spielberg talks a lot about. how he

1:38:19

needed to like really form a relationship

1:38:21

with these children and make this set

1:38:24

feel like a family to make these

1:38:26

kids feel safe and before this movie

1:38:28

he thought he never wanted to have

1:38:31

children I think largely because he was

1:38:33

still working through the ways in which

1:38:35

he felt like his parents bucked him

1:38:37

up and he's becoming wildly successful and

1:38:40

all this stuff. And the other thing

1:38:42

with Spielberg the interesting dichotomy to him

1:38:44

is like he is simultaneously someone who

1:38:46

had to grow up way too fast

1:38:49

and also didn't grow up right he

1:38:51

sort of like stuck at odds with

1:38:53

himself. and it's just sort of like,

1:38:56

I'm fucking living it up, I'm making

1:38:58

movies, I'm playing with toys, I have

1:39:00

money, why do I need to like

1:39:02

burden myself with a family? But he

1:39:05

knows that he needs to create this

1:39:07

kind of environment to make this movie.

1:39:09

Drew Barmor is the one he gets

1:39:11

closest to, and the largest reason for

1:39:14

that is that Drew Barmor has like

1:39:16

a chaotic dysfunctional family. And the more

1:39:18

she works on the movie, he's like,

1:39:21

she has parents who don't pay attention

1:39:23

to, who don't pay attention to her,

1:39:25

who don't pay attention to her, who

1:39:27

are putting her, who are putting her

1:39:30

in bad situations, Henry Thomas who like

1:39:32

talks all the time about how good

1:39:34

his parents were Especially after the success

1:39:36

of this movie of being like we

1:39:39

have to make sure you're normal kid.

1:39:41

Yeah, we are taking you out of

1:39:43

Hollywood We are not letting you work

1:39:46

a ton you're going to real schools,

1:39:48

right? And it's just sort of like

1:39:50

I don't know how they pulled it

1:39:52

off, but they did I think he

1:39:55

recognizes and Barry more like this is

1:39:57

at the brink of going really bad

1:39:59

Which it did for a while and

1:40:01

it rebounded but she talks about like

1:40:04

My relationship with Steven Spielberg was the

1:40:06

first time that I recognized what a

1:40:08

parent should be like and he talks

1:40:11

about in that He saw like fuck.

1:40:13

I think I do want to be

1:40:15

at that I Know he's like that's

1:40:17

the thing where I get a little

1:40:20

bit like Steve actually need to know

1:40:22

less about you sometimes Like, but yes,

1:40:24

he says this is what convinced me

1:40:26

should be a parent. I guess more

1:40:29

people should just go out there and

1:40:31

make E.T. If you're feeling a little

1:40:33

on the fence about bringing kids into

1:40:36

the world. Just go make E.T. Just

1:40:38

make one E.T. E.T. is real. Gee.

1:40:40

Gee. E.T. is real. Gee. Gee. We're

1:40:42

gonna come up with a better name

1:40:45

for this. Gee. Gee. Gee. Gee. is

1:40:47

real if you believe hard enough. Right.

1:40:49

There is a bit of- If all

1:40:51

of our listeners clap their hands. You

1:40:54

know, obviously Peter Pan, you see D.

1:40:56

Wallace reading Peter Pan to Drew Barrymore

1:40:58

at one point, then when ET dies,

1:41:01

spoiler alert, sure. She's basically doing the

1:41:03

Tinkerbell wish, he could come back, kind

1:41:05

of, thing from Peter Pan. Yes. Peter

1:41:07

Pan's obviously just so influential and important

1:41:10

for Spielberg and like, she feels like

1:41:12

the most, you know, like. Like Ben

1:41:14

was saying about, like, you know, like,

1:41:16

I believe in ET, you know, vibe

1:41:19

from her, right? Like, you know, like

1:41:21

he is like a kind of magical

1:41:23

fairy in her life. There is this,

1:41:26

you know, Spielberg framing this as a

1:41:28

Disney movie to people in a way

1:41:30

that made them worried, right? He is

1:41:32

like iterating on a canon of... like

1:41:35

formative trauma childhood movies right these things

1:41:37

that his generation people who grew up

1:41:39

before ET existed talk about of like

1:41:41

old Yeller having to be put down

1:41:44

at the end of the movie spoiler

1:41:46

alert or alert I fucking hate that

1:41:48

dumb fucking movie my parents maybe watch

1:41:51

it Bambi's mom being shot at the

1:41:53

beginning these things that are like rights

1:41:55

of passage for children that are like

1:41:57

part of watching this is this is

1:42:00

going to be tough and it's going

1:42:02

to make you have to work through

1:42:04

some shit so silly Spielberg is doing

1:42:06

that, but he's also infusing it with

1:42:09

this sort of like new Hollywood character

1:42:11

study, performance-based, non-ploddy, you know, he's like

1:42:13

not going for melodrama. It is, it

1:42:16

is just this like perfect moment of

1:42:18

like 10 different traditions. of Hollywood all

1:42:20

coming together at the same time, which

1:42:22

I've talked about that's part of Spielberg's

1:42:25

development, is that he is this guy

1:42:27

who is like forming a bridge between

1:42:29

new and old Hollywood, but he's also

1:42:31

doing that with the movie itself. Old

1:42:34

Yeller feels like this punishment that was

1:42:36

inflicted on baby boomers, that they then

1:42:38

inflicted on millennials. Yes. That we are

1:42:41

not inflicting. Old Yeller died. Done. millennials

1:42:43

were forced to watch Old Yeller by

1:42:45

their poor scarred parent. No, actually, but

1:42:47

do you know what it's about? That's

1:42:50

why Ben turned out the most normal

1:42:52

out of us. You know, and like

1:42:54

my parents maybe watch it, and then

1:42:56

of course at the end, yeah, there's

1:42:59

young yeller, not to spoil old yeller,

1:43:01

but they're like, yeah, sure, we shot

1:43:03

a dog, but don't worry, there's another

1:43:06

dog, young yeller. Yeah. Don't worry, there's

1:43:08

another dog, young yeller. Yeah. Can we

1:43:10

buy that on fucking VHS? Don't out

1:43:12

of here. We'll show our kids ET,

1:43:15

which is emotional and sad and then

1:43:17

triumphant or whatever. But like that's great.

1:43:19

It's a great like arc and experience.

1:43:21

Old y'aller is just like, yeah, you

1:43:24

know, don't let your dog get rabies

1:43:26

or else your dad's got to shoot

1:43:28

with a shockroom. Yeah, fine. What is

1:43:31

this fable take? It better not be

1:43:33

Wally is better than ET. I didn't

1:43:35

say that. Don't make your stinky poop.

1:43:37

hovering around it. I keep going back

1:43:40

to like this core basic thing, right?

1:43:42

Which I think above all else, ET

1:43:44

is just about in the abstract having

1:43:47

an experience that changes you forever. Uh-huh,

1:43:49

sure. Right? And the way we're talking

1:43:51

about the experience of like showing this

1:43:53

movie to a child and forcing you

1:43:56

to like think through... your sense of

1:43:58

the world and life and process emotions

1:44:00

that you maybe haven't touched before and

1:44:02

whatever. Like that is what this movie

1:44:05

is about to me more than anything.

1:44:07

ET is filling a void in the

1:44:09

family structure. ET is like means of

1:44:12

like emotional language for a kid who

1:44:14

feels sensitive and overwhelmed by the world.

1:44:16

but doesn't know how to actually make

1:44:18

sense of it. Like it's all these

1:44:21

other things that are more specific, but

1:44:23

I also think this movie is just

1:44:25

about like experiences that change you irrevocably.

1:44:27

And especially in your adolescence growing up,

1:44:30

these things that are these like stepping

1:44:32

stones of maturation. It's experience that change

1:44:34

you, but it's like. Because you have

1:44:37

autonomy correct you experience something autonomy. Yes

1:44:39

in a way that is like adults

1:44:41

trusting you or you commanding some level

1:44:43

of trust to like they have a

1:44:46

whole experience that they don't need adults

1:44:48

for exactly like you know it's like

1:44:50

they are learning how to have experiences

1:44:52

without you know having their hands held

1:44:55

and that's you know what the adults

1:44:57

realize right when the adults come in

1:44:59

and bring all this bullshit with them,

1:45:02

you know, all the crazy tech. Yeah.

1:45:04

It takes them forever to realize that

1:45:06

the kids already know more about ET

1:45:08

and figured out ET way better than

1:45:11

they can. Well, what's so touching about

1:45:13

the Peter Coyote part is that he

1:45:15

does get it and yet he kind

1:45:17

of can't help. He can't quite, right,

1:45:20

he's empathetic. He recognized his heart's in

1:45:22

the right place. What has happened and

1:45:24

yet he cannot stop. the wheels from

1:45:27

spinning in his head of like but

1:45:29

this is an opportunity there is a

1:45:31

sort of like responsibility for us as

1:45:33

a species to learn as much as

1:45:36

we can from this. But what I

1:45:38

like about a T is none of

1:45:40

that's being said, you just know it's

1:45:42

true. You don't know who these guys

1:45:45

are really or what they work for,

1:45:47

what their ultimate goal is. His whole

1:45:49

framing of like this is a gift,

1:45:52

this is a very special gift, and

1:45:54

I'm so happy he found you and

1:45:56

you unlocked him in this way. He's

1:45:58

actually really jealous. And we want to

1:46:01

dissect him or any. this stuff, he's

1:46:03

just sort of like, we need to

1:46:05

learn more. And Elliot's like, this isn't

1:46:07

about that. Yeah, for sure. Yes. I

1:46:10

like that he's not a capitalist. I

1:46:12

like that it's not like ET is

1:46:14

a threat, that he's only five degrees

1:46:17

off from coming from completely the right

1:46:19

place. But there is that adult part

1:46:21

of it that he can't turn off.

1:46:23

I did have a thought where I

1:46:26

was like, fuck, wait, is ET like

1:46:28

the cure for everything and we just

1:46:30

let him go? That's the question. You

1:46:32

know what if we just chopped up

1:46:35

ET and we're like, if you eat

1:46:37

like one little... Like sell. You live

1:46:39

forever. I've heard a Bluetooth. Or just

1:46:42

like cure for like, you know, all

1:46:44

of these horrible diseases. Yeah, but he's

1:46:46

too cute. You gotta let him go.

1:46:48

You gotta let him go. No, what

1:46:51

or like, right, what can these people

1:46:53

teach us? Like these healers, these scientists

1:46:55

who are visiting us. But they're not

1:46:57

visiting us and going like, you should

1:47:00

not bomb. Like, you know, they're just

1:47:02

kind of like, we're just checking out

1:47:04

some grass, leave us alone. You know,

1:47:07

that's my other thing. ETV and Wally,

1:47:09

yes. I'm so fucking angry at you.

1:47:11

David, is there, what is there a

1:47:13

stink in the world? This is like

1:47:16

dumb animation bullshit and your will vinton

1:47:18

disrespect all over again. Who? I shouldn't

1:47:20

even be re-envoking this stuff. Now he's

1:47:22

going to get more dismissive at the

1:47:25

old things. JD has to be here

1:47:27

for that because JD is so good

1:47:29

at like the ire of like, David,

1:47:32

you haven't heard of, you know? Yeah,

1:47:34

right. I think this movie, being a

1:47:36

divorce movie, is overstated. I think that

1:47:38

is a prism that is helpful for

1:47:41

it tackling what it needs to tackle,

1:47:43

which is this sense of core loneliness

1:47:45

as a child, right? That is like...

1:47:47

Getting to a level of awareness that

1:47:50

you're starting to identify sadness, fear, anger,

1:47:52

these emotions that are starting to make

1:47:54

sense to you, but you can't quite

1:47:57

put your hands around. And when I'm

1:47:59

talking about these experiences that change you,

1:48:01

they are the things that happen in

1:48:03

your maturation as a human. being that

1:48:06

do help crystallize those things for you,

1:48:08

whether they're positive experiences or negative experiences,

1:48:10

the divorce creates the structure for the

1:48:12

void that ET can fill. But ET

1:48:15

is not a father figure, you know?

1:48:17

No, I think ET is something of

1:48:19

a father figure. But I also think

1:48:22

in a certain way, Elliot's like a

1:48:24

father to ET is what makes it

1:48:26

interesting is it is not a one-to-one

1:48:28

thing. It is not. It is a

1:48:31

very complicated emotional thing. That is true,

1:48:33

but he is. He is like an

1:48:35

emotional being that Elliot relates to and

1:48:37

that is what he needs and someone

1:48:40

who hears him and like sees him

1:48:42

and literally The conceit of this movie

1:48:44

that is so great that you almost

1:48:47

think on paper is that one step

1:48:49

too far They are emotionally bonded. They

1:48:51

feel the same things. They feel the

1:48:53

same pain. They feel the same joy.

1:48:56

It is just that he knows someone

1:48:58

else totally gets what he's going through

1:49:00

right? the sense of like complete understanding

1:49:02

from another person at an age where

1:49:05

you're just like, am I totally alone

1:49:07

in feeling this way? And that is

1:49:09

the greatest fear. ET, to continue the

1:49:12

plot, Elliot stays home, they meet ET,

1:49:14

yada, yada, he can levitate balls, like

1:49:16

plastocene, what do you call in this

1:49:18

country? Sure. Plato. He's got magic. He's

1:49:21

making a solar system. He's from over

1:49:23

there. He's trying to communicate that he

1:49:25

needs to, in fact, go home. He

1:49:28

can heal. He can make flowers grow

1:49:30

pretty again. He can grow a flower.

1:49:32

He can heal. Elliot's cut. The flower

1:49:34

device. It's a very good effect. He

1:49:37

needed there. Yeah. Emotional payoff later. Yeah.

1:49:39

I mean, yeah. The whole movie is

1:49:41

that. Yeah. They're just a lack of

1:49:43

over explaining. Yes, exactly. The bond between

1:49:46

them is communicated very simply. Elliot's getting

1:49:48

some shit out of the fridge. A

1:49:50

lot of shit to be clear. He's

1:49:53

really loading up. ET opens an umbrella.

1:49:55

It startles him. Elliot. Startles drops everything.

1:49:57

Yeah, that's all you need to know.

1:49:59

Yep. They're kind of becoming the same

1:50:02

thing. Then we have this wonderful scene

1:50:04

that I remember as a kid I

1:50:06

would always forget about because it's the

1:50:08

weirdest scene in ET where E.T. starts

1:50:11

ripping some coarse lights. That seems great.

1:50:13

Nothing wrong with that. Throws on the

1:50:15

Quiet Man, right? He's having a great

1:50:18

time. Yeah, you forget this? I'm like,

1:50:20

this is the scene for me where

1:50:22

I'm like, this is the weirdness that

1:50:24

transcends this movie for me that it's

1:50:27

not playing it safe, that it's like

1:50:29

taking weird turns? He's wearing a Teddy

1:50:31

Bears, little pajamas. Right. Well, they've tried

1:50:33

to hide E. E. E. E.T. In

1:50:36

the plush. In the plush pile in

1:50:38

the plush pile pile pile. In the

1:50:40

plush. In the plush pile. In the

1:50:43

plush pile. In the plush. In the

1:50:45

plush. In the plush. But I love

1:50:47

that he's found a little piece of

1:50:49

clothing that fits him. But it's also

1:50:52

such a weird, like, old man, sort

1:50:54

of. I know. It's like a grandpa

1:50:56

bathrobe. It rules. Just like, let grandpa

1:50:58

sit in the comfiture and watch his

1:51:01

old movies. Right? Watch his old movies.

1:51:03

Right? Watch Grandpa sit in the comfiture

1:51:05

and watch his old movies. Right? Do

1:51:08

you guys ever dissect a frog? Yes.

1:51:10

It's so weird to me. Like that

1:51:12

never, I never did that. I think

1:51:14

it's not really done quite as much

1:51:17

anymore. Do you know what's even weird?

1:51:19

I want to say third or fourth

1:51:21

grade. We not only dissected a frog.

1:51:23

I remember with even greater specificity, we

1:51:26

dissected a sheep's eyeball. I've heard of

1:51:28

that. I just took him to cook

1:51:30

out like, what do you call it?

1:51:33

Like vacuum seal. Plastic bags that you

1:51:35

had to cut up him with scissors

1:51:37

and just plop on the scissors and

1:51:39

just plop on the scissors and just

1:51:42

plop on the table. On the table.

1:51:44

and be like here's an eyeball. We

1:51:46

did a heart. I don't remember what

1:51:48

animal, but I remember that was really

1:51:51

especially disgusting. I have to imagine this

1:51:53

is done, right? That any listener of

1:51:55

this show who is like 20 is

1:51:58

like, what the fuck are you guys

1:52:00

talking about? I don't know. I think

1:52:02

so. And obviously it's such a brilliant

1:52:04

choice for this because Elliot feels for

1:52:07

the frogs, much like he feels for

1:52:09

his little home frog friend and obviously

1:52:11

also Elliot is... three sheets of the

1:52:13

wind so he frees all the frogs

1:52:16

and then kisses. He's also drunk in

1:52:18

the magic of movies. He's drunk on

1:52:20

the magic of John Wayne and Maureen

1:52:23

O'Hara. I love him obviously having her

1:52:25

stand on the kid who's lying down

1:52:27

so he can kiss her. It's great.

1:52:29

Henry Thomas talks about when he read

1:52:32

the script. He's like, this rules, I

1:52:34

get it, alien ET, I love this

1:52:36

guy, and he gets the kissing scene,

1:52:38

and he's like, I don't know if

1:52:41

I want to do this movie. If

1:52:43

I was 10, I don't want to

1:52:45

do this movie. And it's like, I

1:52:48

don't like girls, this sucks. Not just

1:52:50

like this is embarrassing to do. He's

1:52:52

like, this seems revolting. I think they

1:52:54

shot this first. It almost sounded like

1:52:57

Spielberg said this was one of the

1:52:59

only things that wasn't shot in continuity.

1:53:01

Maybe to get him over the hump

1:53:03

of the kissing thing which he was

1:53:06

so worried about. And Henry Thomas is

1:53:08

like as a little kid was just

1:53:10

like, I need to nail this in

1:53:13

one so we can move on. And

1:53:15

the beautiful thing of like the door,

1:53:17

the wind sweeping open, the kid on

1:53:19

the floor, him stepping on him so

1:53:22

that he can kiss Erika Lainik from

1:53:24

Bay Watch. and that Henry Thomas like

1:53:26

attacked it the first time and their

1:53:28

like teeth clinked. Classic. Like she was

1:53:31

not ready. They're like teeth. Yeah, yeah,

1:53:33

yeah. And then the spellwork is like

1:53:35

cutting. He's like great. So print moving

1:53:38

on. He's like Henry that looked. Insane!

1:53:40

And Henry Thomas had to be like,

1:53:42

coaxed into doing three more takes until

1:53:44

it looked right. Well, it's great. And

1:53:47

Drunkie tea is the funniest shit in

1:53:49

the world. Drunkie tea is funny. This

1:53:51

is what I'm saying is him owning,

1:53:53

like, okay, what of the ET performance

1:53:56

works the least? The walking looks goofy.

1:53:58

So let's try to limit the walk

1:54:00

to scenes where ET should look a

1:54:03

little funny. It's funny when he's drunk.

1:54:05

You don't really do the walk around

1:54:07

ET that much other than those moments

1:54:09

because you can tell outside of the

1:54:12

spaceship getting off and getting on he

1:54:14

knows like let's like limit how much

1:54:16

we do this because this is when

1:54:18

you stop taking ET seriously as an

1:54:21

emotional character. Now there's not much plot.

1:54:23

This is what I'm saying. Like five

1:54:25

things happen in this movie. There is

1:54:28

a long section that is just like

1:54:30

everyone getting to know ET that he

1:54:32

communicates this one idea. I need to

1:54:34

phone home, right? They make this sort

1:54:37

of plan quietly. You don't see them

1:54:39

really doing it. It's the book Rogers

1:54:41

Comics. Right. This is the satellite dish.

1:54:43

He kind of gets it from that.

1:54:46

But it's he's got a record player.

1:54:48

He's got like a saw blade. He's

1:54:50

got no look. He's got him. What's

1:54:53

the speaking spell? Yes. Yes. But basically

1:54:55

it is like. It just happens in

1:54:57

between scenes that he has constructed this

1:54:59

thing that they're all going to use

1:55:02

Halloween as the cover because that's the

1:55:04

night where parents let you go out

1:55:06

and aren't trying to worry about you.

1:55:09

They dress ET up as a ghost.

1:55:11

It's a great bit like you. Girdi

1:55:13

is like you know trusted with this

1:55:15

secret which she can't hold so she

1:55:18

keeps someone to tell the groos but

1:55:20

they keep on being like girdi in

1:55:22

her imagination. What is this weird thing

1:55:24

her new bit? Why gets her talking

1:55:27

about being a new? It's a little

1:55:29

red hat. She does. She's so cute.

1:55:31

She does. Doesn't she make a joke

1:55:34

about like this isn't my real costume?

1:55:36

There's a whole thing where she's like,

1:55:38

they're gonna let her change the cost

1:55:40

of later. I'm a cowboy pretending to

1:55:43

be a ghost or whatever. She wants

1:55:45

to be a ghost. Right. But it's

1:55:47

right. So they can give E.T. the

1:55:49

sheet. She should have won the Mark

1:55:52

Twain Prize that year. She's so fucking

1:55:54

funny in this movie. Alligators. Alligators and

1:55:56

the sewer. Just a couple of things,

1:55:59

after he gets in trouble for letting

1:56:01

the frogs go free, there's apparently a

1:56:03

deleted scene where Harrison Ford played the

1:56:05

principal. You can see it. It's on,

1:56:08

you know, YouTube or whatever. You don't

1:56:10

see Harrison Ford, like it's a cameo

1:56:12

where he's kind of in shadow, much

1:56:14

like all adults. But even still, he

1:56:17

was like distracting to the audience. They

1:56:19

could just tell. It kind of feels

1:56:21

like, again, the less adults, the better.

1:56:24

That's the thing. It's kind of breaking

1:56:26

the adult rule. It's more than you

1:56:28

even want. The amount of like the

1:56:30

teacher you hear in that dissection scene

1:56:33

is like as much as you can

1:56:35

deal with, you know? And then I

1:56:37

just love to when the mom gets

1:56:39

the call about, you know, Elliot getting

1:56:42

in trouble at school, that ET is

1:56:44

just kind of like... Pink panthering behind

1:56:46

her and she just never sees him.

1:56:49

I just love that little moment. It

1:56:51

is so crazy. I mean, first of

1:56:53

all, I love you using Pink panthering

1:56:55

as a verb. But also, it is

1:56:58

one of those sequences where you're like,

1:57:00

this is a difficult balancing act, Stephen.

1:57:02

I don't know if I'm going to

1:57:04

buy this, that she somehow keeps just

1:57:07

not noticing him. And it is to

1:57:09

the credit of both her as an

1:57:11

actor and the like puppeteering of ET,

1:57:14

that without it being too cute. They

1:57:16

keep on just sort of selling that

1:57:18

it's just like she would just barely

1:57:20

miss him You know, she's a little

1:57:23

too caught up in like running down

1:57:25

the things in her head You know,

1:57:27

but she like puts the coffee can

1:57:29

down, but she's like, you know So

1:57:32

chaotic and stressed out as a single

1:57:34

mom that she doesn't really like cloth

1:57:36

that like it's gone missing that the

1:57:39

what they use is not her being

1:57:41

oblivious It's that she's just sort of

1:57:43

in like a like a mom mode.

1:57:45

Yeah But it is perfectly timed in

1:57:48

stage where you never feel like it's

1:57:50

breaking reality, where I'm like, come on,

1:57:52

she would have seen him now. Yeah,

1:57:54

they have a Halloween thing. It is

1:57:57

kind of a funny Mandela effect thing,

1:57:59

to a degree. And I'd say a

1:58:01

lot of it is because of the

1:58:04

Amblen logo, that the classic image of

1:58:06

Elliot and E.T. riding in front of

1:58:08

the moon. is often transmuted with the

1:58:10

end of the other kids. During the

1:58:13

daylight with the red hoodie, whereas when

1:58:15

he flies with the 18-front of the

1:58:17

moat, he's dressed up as a fucking

1:58:19

ghoul. He is, he's a ghoul. the

1:58:22

gray sweatshirt. That's the first time. That's

1:58:24

the first time. The flight scene hits,

1:58:26

right? Let's talk about John Williams for

1:58:29

a second. Because he talks about the

1:58:31

secondary motif of the film, which is

1:58:33

the, what sounds I would argue very

1:58:35

similar to the AI score. The very

1:58:38

gentle kind of sad lonely piano music

1:58:40

that doesn't hit sweeping until the bike

1:58:42

for the first time. I always thought

1:58:44

there was no way to improve upon

1:58:47

ET and perhaps... Can you imagine what

1:58:49

it would feel like to hear that

1:58:51

for the first time? Someone layer me

1:58:54

doing that over the beautiful Alandavio. I

1:58:56

always thought there was no way to

1:58:58

improve upon ET and perhaps we have

1:59:00

stumbled upon it. I saw, this is

1:59:03

jumping ahead to the end of E.T.,

1:59:05

but it's relating to John Williams. Sure.

1:59:07

I saw Wicked in theaters, one of

1:59:09

the first, yeah, Wicked Rocks, one of

1:59:12

the first films I saw in theaters

1:59:14

after. You see what I'm doing? You

1:59:16

doing it, it's dinky blue face, but

1:59:19

that's fine. It's freaking that good. One

1:59:21

reason I liked Wicked is that Wicked

1:59:23

makes the correct choice that very few

1:59:25

movies make, which is that the final

1:59:28

seconds of Wicked are someone going bum,

1:59:30

bum, bum, Bumb, bam, bam, bam, bam,

1:59:32

bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,

1:59:34

bam, bam, and there goes to black.

1:59:37

And then you fucking, though, is ending

1:59:39

at a cliffhanger, which this is not,

1:59:41

and we'll get to the fucking ending,

1:59:44

but the ending is. There's a cliffhanger

1:59:46

in ET. Where's he going? Where's that

1:59:48

bitch going? Yeah, but it's kind of

1:59:50

the same ending actually. They're all flying

1:59:53

off. It's a cliffhanger that Spielberg is

1:59:55

pot committed to never resolving versus wicket

1:59:57

being like come back in a year.

1:59:59

Gayee 2026. Can I pick, can I

2:00:02

pitch the tagline? Yeah, for gayee. The

2:00:04

extra extra extra terrestrial. is bringing universal

2:00:06

pictures on the line. We're canceling wicked

2:00:09

too. We don't need it with this

2:00:11

solid gold. We're reinstating DII. D-I. But

2:00:13

just for GED, even Trump agrees. GED

2:00:15

is healing the nation. God. Oh boy.

2:00:18

He flies on from the moon. It's

2:00:20

very brief. It's beautiful. In both cases,

2:00:22

though, it lasts much. It's a much

2:00:24

shorter stretch of time than you think

2:00:27

of, where I'm like, I almost expanded

2:00:29

my head into being this like, triumphant

2:00:31

two minutes of flying. But in both

2:00:34

cases, it's very small. They just do

2:00:36

like one arc into their landing spot

2:00:38

in the woods. ET sets up his

2:00:40

device. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm balled by the

2:00:43

way I just want to say yes

2:00:45

I am at this point really it's

2:00:47

the movie is just destroyed me I'm

2:00:50

really like this movie just hits something

2:00:52

magical there is a story Spielberg told

2:00:54

in one of these fucking things I

2:00:56

watched about the first assembly cut they

2:00:59

put together right and the movie where

2:01:01

it was the David Sims score before

2:01:03

Johnny come in there was no score

2:01:05

right Williams didn't even have a theme

2:01:08

to hum him yeah and it was

2:01:10

four hours long and Spielberg watched it

2:01:12

and his response was I never in

2:01:15

my life thought I would make a

2:01:17

movie this good and the way he

2:01:19

recounts it is not a like holy

2:01:21

shit Steve you nailed it right he

2:01:24

is like things came together on this

2:01:26

that even when I am watching a

2:01:28

version of this that is twice as

2:01:30

long as it should be without music

2:01:33

without finished without final effects and all

2:01:35

of that sort of shit he's just

2:01:37

like this is a miracle This just

2:01:40

fucking worked. The core emotion of this

2:01:42

worked. And people talk about, like, filmmakers

2:01:44

are always like, that first Assembly Ed

2:01:46

is the worst feeling you will ever

2:01:49

have in your life. Of course, because

2:01:51

it's nowhere near where it's going to

2:01:53

be. Right. This is a disaster. My

2:01:55

career is ruined. And he just could

2:01:58

kind of see like. This

2:02:00

just something we hit on something here,

2:02:02

and it's only gonna get better from

2:02:04

here And she even said like I

2:02:07

I don't know if it's gonna make

2:02:09

any money. This feels very personal to

2:02:11

me But this exceeds all my expectations

2:02:14

of what I ever aspire to do

2:02:16

as a filmmaker and then every step

2:02:18

of the way you fucking tighten that

2:02:20

cut you add the Williams He does

2:02:23

one test screening sure to universal where

2:02:25

he was just like I so badly

2:02:27

just want this to be my weird

2:02:30

little film, I just want them to

2:02:32

not touch it. Right. And they screened

2:02:34

it and... You can have one test

2:02:37

screening, but I don't want to... The

2:02:39

audience response was so astatic that they

2:02:41

were like, we don't know if this

2:02:43

is going to make money, but this

2:02:46

thing undeniably works with anyone who sees

2:02:48

it, we're good, we get it, we're

2:02:50

excited that we have a good movie

2:02:53

to sell, we're behind it, and they

2:02:55

just like, no notes, didn't, didn't touch

2:02:57

it, didn't touch it. We hope we

2:02:59

make back our budget. I think to

2:03:02

them they were like he looks weird

2:03:04

It's an odd pitch for a film.

2:03:06

It's cheesy. It starts a bunch of

2:03:09

kids It's this sort of like open

2:03:11

emotionality a little bit dead after like

2:03:13

breath is kind of a weirdly specific

2:03:16

thing to say. Yeah, lose a lot

2:03:18

of people right there. Yeah It's weird

2:03:20

that the score is a guy going

2:03:22

dand dand dand dandt anyway I just

2:03:25

love this balance of everyone being like

2:03:27

I think we're onto something here and

2:03:29

also I don't know if anyone else

2:03:32

is gonna like it's gonna like it's

2:03:34

gonna like it's gonna like it They

2:03:36

did like it, but we'll get to

2:03:38

that. So ET flies in front of

2:03:41

the moon. Just said to Ben's crying

2:03:43

point. I Always cry at one point

2:03:45

in ET and then I will also

2:03:48

cry at other points that sort of

2:03:50

move around Right like there'll be things

2:03:52

that get me every time I always

2:03:55

cry when the bikes take off The

2:03:57

second time you know sure wouldn't that

2:03:59

is the most triumphant emotional moment in

2:04:01

American Hollywood, you know mainstream very very

2:04:04

similar to what you just said last

2:04:06

night while watching it i'm like the

2:04:08

last of this movie are the pinnacle

2:04:11

of Hollywood as an idea. I'm like,

2:04:13

this is the entire notion of America

2:04:15

being like, movies are an industry, we're

2:04:17

gonna make a dream factory, we're gonna

2:04:20

put too much money and hire a

2:04:22

lot of craftspeople to try to make

2:04:24

these like transcendent emotional experiences that travel

2:04:27

across the world and across decades. And

2:04:29

I just watched this and I'm like,

2:04:31

it's this. inflection point where he's getting

2:04:33

like the best of old Hollywood like

2:04:36

artificial emotional magic with a sort of

2:04:38

like more focused emotional realism and just

2:04:40

like the best people all at the

2:04:43

top of their game delivering perfectly speaking

2:04:45

things that you could not put in

2:04:47

towards. At least until Jack Black showed

2:04:50

up in the Minecraft trailer. Yes. Yeah,

2:04:52

I think Nick our old researcher Nick

2:04:54

L'Oriana had a letterboxed review. Let me

2:04:56

find it That was essentially I'll say

2:04:59

what my review was it was very

2:05:01

good and I invite you to read

2:05:03

it out to us now G period

2:05:06

M Poland period let me try that

2:05:08

again. You can do it. You can

2:05:10

do it. G period M period. The

2:05:12

good movie. That's what he said. Yeah.

2:05:15

What do you guys think Ben Five

2:05:17

stars. What do you think of that?

2:05:19

I give it a perfect Uber ride.

2:05:22

Yeah, I yeah, I give it five

2:05:24

stars. Yeah, good job. Yeah, I think

2:05:26

this is unimpeachable. I do too, but

2:05:29

what was next? I'm trying to find

2:05:31

it. God, how many, how many friends

2:05:33

of mine on Letterbox. have, uh, fucking

2:05:35

watched ET. I guess it's a popular

2:05:38

movie. It's weird. It's almost like everyone

2:05:40

has seen it. From 1975 to 1982,

2:05:42

Steven Spielberg had a more powerful connection

2:05:45

with the audience than anyone before or

2:05:47

since. And of all the films in

2:05:49

that miracle run, this is the most

2:05:51

wondrous. He is correct about the, that

2:05:54

being in sync with what people are

2:05:56

feeling and thinking. Here's what I find

2:05:58

really fascinating. You know, sort of, like

2:06:01

Jimmy Carter America, you know, like, like

2:06:03

late 70s, early 80s, early 80s, early

2:06:05

80s America. Here's what I find fascinating

2:06:08

about that. Much like our previous mini-series

2:06:10

subject, David Lynch, weirdly, I think Spielberg

2:06:12

and Lynch are both artists who primarily

2:06:14

try to work through their subconscious, right?

2:06:17

Spielberg talks about the fact that he's

2:06:19

like never really done therapy in his

2:06:21

life, that he will watch his movies

2:06:24

20 years later and be like, I

2:06:26

guess this was that trying to get

2:06:28

expressed out of my system, but that

2:06:30

he doesn't didactically work through it before

2:06:33

he tries to figure out how to

2:06:35

transmute it. into a film, right? And

2:06:37

like people have that same sort of

2:06:40

like, I can't speak to why Mulholland

2:06:42

Drive made such an emotional impact on

2:06:44

me. But those are elusive movies, right,

2:06:46

that are not trying to hand you

2:06:49

clean sort of like emotional arcs and

2:06:51

story beats that can carry you through.

2:06:53

Spielberg has like that aspect of being

2:06:56

able to like just pull some emotion

2:06:58

out of his system that he can't

2:07:00

even put into words. and create the

2:07:03

right delivery system for it and also

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like entertain that is just insane and

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it's as you said in that run

2:07:09

of years it's just like he fucking

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knew how to say stuff to audiences

2:07:14

he did and it's not like he

2:07:16

lost that but he's got more he

2:07:19

became more complicated what he wanted to

2:07:21

try to say and this is sort

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of like the pinnacle for me of

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some good work over the years, cutting

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a cheap, this is what I'm saying.

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cheap, like they're inexpensive, considering the quality.

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is cool because it does feel like

2:09:59

it could work a little bit. You

2:10:01

just fired enough. Like the I think

2:10:04

the best component is the fork that

2:10:06

yes that they he makes a course

2:10:08

you would say that you're married to

2:10:11

a god damn fork that he makes

2:10:13

a a bespoke like record player yeah

2:10:15

yeah scratchy scratchy but yes what happens

2:10:17

uh I love that it's like messy

2:10:20

and like Disconbobulated you know where I'm

2:10:22

like oh, it's like the umbrellas over

2:10:24

here and the wires are running here

2:10:27

It's not like a clean tight little

2:10:29

like flick a switch and it goes

2:10:31

on. It's wind powered. It's just so

2:10:34

cool So Michael goes back to the

2:10:36

next day to try to find yeah,

2:10:38

but this is where it all cracks

2:10:40

open now the mom is worried. Where

2:10:43

was Henry right? I mean, sorry, where

2:10:45

was Elliot? you know and then of

2:10:47

course ET doesn't come back Michael finds

2:10:50

him by the culvert you know he's

2:10:52

becoming great he's all fucked up this

2:10:54

is this begins I guess the idea

2:10:56

is he's just sort of exposed to

2:10:59

the elements I don't they don't even

2:11:01

it's also just Elliot's in turmoil I

2:11:03

don't know yeah and also I can

2:11:06

really explained like why ET starts to

2:11:08

it's they sort of seed it with

2:11:10

like he's starting to look sick they

2:11:12

say that earlier it's like maybe he

2:11:15

just can't be here for too much

2:11:17

time away from his ecosystem. Because like,

2:11:19

right, because like, he's eating fucking Reese's

2:11:22

pieces only. He isn't on the best

2:11:24

diet. And it's like course and drinking

2:11:26

course. Does he come back to life?

2:11:29

You know, because of the love of

2:11:31

the children around him. Yes. So maybe

2:11:33

some worthy Parkers and more or a

2:11:35

frame. He comes back to life because

2:11:38

his people come. back, right? Like that's

2:11:40

sort of how I take it. Like

2:11:42

it's like they are part of whatever

2:11:45

sustain. So it is not to once

2:11:47

again join to the end. But it

2:11:49

is part of what is so devastating

2:11:51

about like ET being like come and

2:11:54

Elliot saying stay that they're both like,

2:11:56

why don't you come to my world?

2:11:58

Right. And they're like, we can't. This

2:12:01

could only ever last a week. Yeah,

2:12:03

we have to split up. They got

2:12:05

us put up. Right. Which I don't.

2:12:08

I would go. I would go. Yeah,

2:12:10

of course you would you'd you'd fucking

2:12:12

Roy Neary so fast. Yeah, but that's

2:12:14

like this is the part of it

2:12:17

that even though he hasn't had kids

2:12:19

yet He's doing this direct rebuke to

2:12:21

Close encounters, right? And this is what

2:12:24

makes it such an interesting counterpoint movie

2:12:26

to me is like in speaking of

2:12:28

these sort of like unresolved things right

2:12:30

and like filling these like emotional holes

2:12:33

from your childhood and Spielberg like making

2:12:35

movies that speak to his loneliness without

2:12:37

really successfully working through through The shift

2:12:40

in, what is it, five years between

2:12:42

close encounters and ET, is like, close

2:12:44

encounters is him still making a movie

2:12:47

as a kid who ran away, joined

2:12:49

the circus, and won. And part of

2:12:51

that is the pursuit of like, I

2:12:53

made it out of my childhood home.

2:12:56

I'm away from all the sadness and

2:12:58

the anger. I've made it to Hollywood.

2:13:00

I'm making movies. And great. I got

2:13:03

on the ship. And now that's what

2:13:05

I was searching for. There was some

2:13:07

siren call pulling me out of my

2:13:09

home away to something greater that will

2:13:12

answer everything for me. And I think

2:13:14

he has grown up enough in the

2:13:16

five years between these two movies that

2:13:19

he's now speaking to a thing that

2:13:21

I think a lot of people who

2:13:23

experience massive success early on their careers

2:13:25

have to face, which is you get

2:13:28

everything you think you wanted and then

2:13:30

one day you sit down, you go,

2:13:32

fuck, I'm still not happy. That wasn't

2:13:35

the thing. I kept on projecting. You

2:13:37

open it. Right. And that causes some

2:13:39

people to spiral out of control and

2:13:42

other people have to start then doing

2:13:44

it. the hard work. And ET is

2:13:46

the inverse of close encounters, which is

2:13:48

you are home and the things come

2:13:51

to you and you have to work

2:13:53

through them. You can't run away, right?

2:13:55

You can't just go on the ship,

2:13:58

enter the magical city of light, and

2:14:00

have it all be perfect. Right. You

2:14:02

know, the Andelite ship that Elphangorn accidentally

2:14:04

hang out on is all grass. And

2:14:07

the Animur books there is just remind

2:14:09

everybody. Yeah. It's all grass because, you

2:14:11

know. And the lights eat through their

2:14:14

feet. Okay. I always like that. Yeah,

2:14:16

I bet you did it. They don't

2:14:18

have mouths. Look what I'm doing. Yeah,

2:14:21

again. The animorphs are way too powerful

2:14:23

and cool for you to be doing

2:14:25

stinky faces. You're fucking kidding me? Animorphs

2:14:27

are pretty cool. I hate that he

2:14:30

doesn't get upset when I do it

2:14:32

to me. It is. It it fucking

2:14:34

hits right in the phone. I don't

2:14:37

know what to tell you. I learned

2:14:39

as a teenager to stop getting as

2:14:41

a teenager to stop getting upset about

2:14:43

getting upset about people. Like, right, you

2:14:46

know what I mean? Like, that thing

2:14:48

where you're, like, showing your friend a

2:14:50

movie and then they don't like it.

2:14:53

And I take it's... And I just

2:14:55

built this armor of, like, I just

2:14:57

can't, I cannot let it get to

2:15:00

me, because then I'll just be upset

2:15:02

all the time, right? And I think

2:15:04

it's kind of why I'll just be

2:15:06

upset all the time, right? And I'll

2:15:09

just be upset all the time. I'll

2:15:11

come back to this. The Brits are

2:15:13

kind of known for their emotional detachment.

2:15:16

And also for being sarcastic about everything

2:15:18

anyone ever said. So there's maybe that

2:15:20

and the feeling that anyone has, they're

2:15:22

saying. What's all this then? Except for

2:15:25

then obviously if you watch like whatever,

2:15:27

you know, an episode of porridge and

2:15:29

they're like, you got a lot going

2:15:32

on in there. What's porridge about? It's

2:15:34

a prison sitcom. I always think a

2:15:36

parage. That was not going to be

2:15:38

my guess. The whole thing with porridge,

2:15:41

you know, you moved to Britain, right?

2:15:43

I was guessing it was a fucking

2:15:45

sick home about making dinner every night.

2:15:48

Exactly. It's a prison center? That's the

2:15:50

thing, you moved to Britain. Because they

2:15:52

feed them porridge, is that the idea?

2:15:55

But you moved to Britain and you

2:15:57

know, you learned like, oh right, they

2:15:59

have their whole own pop culture history,

2:16:01

right, that I don't know anything about.

2:16:04

You moved to Britain as one does,

2:16:06

as we, of course, as I had

2:16:08

to. Right. And to me, the fundamentally,

2:16:11

the British, the most British ass thing

2:16:13

I ever learned. was they were like,

2:16:15

oh, we have all our great sitcoms,

2:16:17

like, it ain't half hot mum, and

2:16:20

L-O-L-O, and you're like, Jesus Christ, this

2:16:22

is cartoon shit, and they're like, and

2:16:24

parage, and you're like, stop right there.

2:16:27

I'm sorry, what is parage? And they're

2:16:29

like, what do you mean? It's a

2:16:31

really funny sitcom. What's it about? This

2:16:34

guy who's in prison. How

2:16:36

you, the weirdest sense of humor

2:16:38

on these people! How often would

2:16:40

they make, please sir, can I

2:16:42

have some more jokes on porridge?

2:16:44

That just feels like a fucking

2:16:46

lay-up. If the show's called Porridge

2:16:49

and it's prisoners and they're asking

2:16:51

for more gruel? Right? Probably made

2:16:53

it once. Is it only made

2:16:55

it once? Well, the probably only

2:16:57

made it once? Well, the probably

2:16:59

four. I believe there are 20

2:17:01

episodes. I think is a major,

2:17:03

major influence on the office. Like

2:17:05

that is one of the classic

2:17:07

like your basin merchant touchstones of

2:17:10

like you can make a sitcom

2:17:12

about like a sort of mundane

2:17:14

sad. Anyway, porridge. They bring gray

2:17:16

ET home. Poor gray ET. And

2:17:18

we're all gray. Both feels bad

2:17:20

because he's connected to ET. Yes.

2:17:22

In terms of physical health and

2:17:24

also the worry of like what

2:17:26

is this? Why can't I fix

2:17:29

this? Right. And then D Wallace

2:17:31

comes home and for the first

2:17:33

time she has to engage with

2:17:35

D. With D. And it's such

2:17:37

a beautifully played moment. of them

2:17:39

being like mom they're so worried

2:17:41

that they're gonna let her in

2:17:43

on this and they're like mom

2:17:45

we need to show you something

2:17:47

and she sees e t and

2:17:50

her first response is like oh

2:17:52

that's great how did you do

2:17:54

this right she immediately responds to

2:17:56

it like it's a fun art

2:17:58

project they did and they don't

2:18:00

say anything to correct her and

2:18:02

D Wallace just plays the realization

2:18:04

very quickly of like wait a

2:18:06

second fuck this is a living

2:18:09

organ on the floor of my

2:18:11

Great Spilberg, you know, visual construction

2:18:13

of like there at every door

2:18:15

and then even the window, they're

2:18:17

coming through the windows. It's like

2:18:19

zombie movie. As a kid, it

2:18:21

is so terrifying. Yes, and he

2:18:23

said it was one of the

2:18:25

ways in which the shooting consequentially

2:18:28

really really helped because it's like

2:18:30

when one day they show up

2:18:32

to set and the house has

2:18:34

now been like ruined with all

2:18:36

this fucking plastic, it was upsetting,

2:18:38

it was an invasion, it was

2:18:40

an invasion. They had spent like

2:18:42

whatever 30 straight days with this

2:18:44

home feeling safe. And it's amazing,

2:18:46

like the way it's just in

2:18:49

the snap of a finger suddenly,

2:18:51

right, it's turned into like this

2:18:53

lab, this quarantined lab, like, how

2:18:55

does that happen so fast? But

2:18:57

you're like, of course it does.

2:18:59

She's like, this is my home,

2:19:01

right? It doesn't matter. She can't

2:19:03

protect it. In her defense. There

2:19:05

is a fucking alien. And

2:19:08

she's probably like, what about my, you

2:19:10

know, fucking plumbing insurance? Like, it's a

2:19:12

fucking alien, man. I love that as

2:19:15

like a result of this movie having

2:19:17

like, you know, a budget cap on

2:19:19

it trying to keep itself on rails,

2:19:21

right? And this ET and Metronic puppet

2:19:24

being so complicated that you're like, they

2:19:26

couldn't build two of them. So for

2:19:28

this sequence, they clearly just like cake

2:19:30

ET with gray makeup. Yeah, you know,

2:19:32

like there's something about the effect where

2:19:35

you're like... Oh, they didn't make a

2:19:37

second sick ET puppet. You can tell

2:19:39

that they've just layered something on top

2:19:41

of the hero puppet and then washed

2:19:44

it off later. There's something kind of

2:19:46

like weirdly more upsetting about him just

2:19:48

kind of being like dusted with powdered

2:19:50

sugar. Yeah, it's so unsettling the way

2:19:53

he looks even though... Right, ET always

2:19:55

looks fucked up. But also, they've seen

2:19:57

successfully. So kind of needs a gay

2:19:59

tea to kind of us, usually them

2:20:02

up, if you're asking me. Get them

2:20:04

to the salon, get a facial. They've

2:20:06

kind of, it's so successfully built up.

2:20:08

I could teach them how to cook.

2:20:11

Here's how you make an element. Interlife

2:20:13

of ET that just like limiting the

2:20:15

motion a little bit becomes like, oh

2:20:17

my god, what the fuck is wrong

2:20:20

with ET. It's just funny that on

2:20:22

Queer Eye, one queer eye, one guy,

2:20:24

one guy, one guy, is like, like,

2:20:26

I'm going to change, I'm going to

2:20:29

change your house, And another guy is

2:20:31

like, so this is how you make

2:20:33

an omelet, you put eggs in a

2:20:35

thing, you know, it's like, you know,

2:20:38

it's like, you know, it's a little

2:20:40

imbal. David, beyond that, that one guy's

2:20:42

like a culture expert and that his

2:20:44

thing is just sort of like, here's

2:20:47

an album you might like, I'm saying

2:20:49

to a Spotify playlist. I joke about

2:20:51

the culture guy, and I know, I

2:20:53

know, I'm the new, the culture guy,

2:20:56

he's a little, his, he's like, he's

2:20:58

like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

2:21:00

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's

2:21:02

like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

2:21:05

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's

2:21:07

like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

2:21:09

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's

2:21:11

like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

2:21:13

he's like Like literally would just kind

2:21:16

of be like, you know, make sure

2:21:18

to shake someone's hand when you meet

2:21:20

them. It's kind of like, get the

2:21:22

fuck out of here. Yeah. The other

2:21:25

one's, this guy's tearing down walls in

2:21:27

this guy's home and you're like, you

2:21:29

know, you should really like sign emails

2:21:31

with best. And like, head out and

2:21:34

has like a good brand for stuff.

2:21:36

Yeah, that guy rules. But that Jay

2:21:38

was sort of like, I recommend talking

2:21:40

to plays to go see. I just

2:21:43

love the original one would have the

2:21:45

heart stringy moments a little bit, but

2:21:47

it was kind of more just like,

2:21:49

put some pants on, you're a mess.

2:21:52

And the new one is always like,

2:21:54

the most obvious thing. Oh God, you

2:21:56

know, it's so emotional by the end,

2:21:58

it's so hugely tragic story. I was

2:22:01

like, I'm so emotional by the end,

2:22:03

it's always a hugely tragic story. I

2:22:05

was like, I'm out, this is too

2:22:07

much, yeah. This is too much too

2:22:10

much, your eyes like you know how

2:22:12

you can fix someone's problem? bunch of

2:22:14

money. Money! Money! Get you a new

2:22:16

house and here's how you make an

2:22:19

omelet as I was saying. Oh well

2:22:21

of course and there's that learning how

2:22:23

to make an omelet. It's just funny

2:22:25

that in one week you can change

2:22:28

someone's house but you cannot teach someone

2:22:30

to cook in one week so fundamentally

2:22:32

you can probably just teach them to

2:22:34

make risotto. These spacemen seemingly changed the

2:22:37

house in like two hours. Yeah. They've

2:22:39

wrapped the whole fucking house in plastic.

2:22:41

They transform everything. They set up their

2:22:43

fucking labs. And it is part of

2:22:46

what makes this section so upsetting. And

2:22:48

I feel like this is when children

2:22:50

start to cry and like convulse, right?

2:22:52

And I feel like I've told this

2:22:54

story before, but I went to see

2:22:57

this park on the lawn screening of

2:22:59

ET with my then-girlfriend and Derek Simon,

2:23:01

my oldest and best friend, often invoked,

2:23:03

and his now wife, I want to

2:23:06

say. And we were sitting on a

2:23:08

fucking Powell next to young parents who

2:23:10

had maybe a three-year-old. And this section

2:23:12

starts, ET is gray, Elliot's on a

2:23:15

bed next to him, they're both sick,

2:23:17

they're reaching out to each other, the

2:23:19

girl just starts losing it. And the

2:23:21

father just very calmly says to her,

2:23:24

don't worry, this is what happens to

2:23:26

everyone when they watch this movie. And

2:23:28

he said it with the right tone

2:23:30

that actually consulted her of being like,

2:23:33

you don't have to be scared. What

2:23:35

you're feeling right now is normal. Yeah.

2:23:37

Yeah. This is shared. And it was

2:23:39

just like there, there, it has stuck

2:23:42

with me the profundity of watching that

2:23:44

happen to strangers next to me and

2:23:46

knowing that this movie just exists on

2:23:48

that fucking like spectrum. But it is

2:23:51

that thing of like, the space men

2:23:53

are scary. It is scary that not

2:23:55

only ET is dying, but so it's

2:23:57

Elliot. It is so much more intense

2:24:00

than you expect this movie to get.

2:24:02

Right. Right. In terms of the threat,

2:24:04

which is still kind of abstract. As

2:24:06

you said, we don't really know what

2:24:09

their designs are for ET. I don't

2:24:11

think they're ill-intentioned, but you just see

2:24:13

like this movie is within spitting distance

2:24:15

of becoming like... horribly traumatic. It's very

2:24:18

traumatic. It's very traumatic to watch Elliot

2:24:20

suffer. And I do feel like that

2:24:22

is the thing they're most worried about

2:24:24

in a way. There is a compassion

2:24:27

to even the medical stuff where it's

2:24:29

scary. I think ET dying would make

2:24:31

children upset, but Elliot also at risk

2:24:33

of dying and it being the sort

2:24:35

of like they're feeling each other's pain.

2:24:38

is what pushes it over the edge

2:24:40

to being a profound, like, formative experience

2:24:42

for children. But, you know, Elliot, ET,

2:24:44

like, disconnects from Elliot consciously, clearly, to

2:24:47

kind of try to save him. Yeah.

2:24:49

Which works. That's when Peter Coyote comes

2:24:51

in to where we see his face,

2:24:53

all that we were talking about. And

2:24:56

ET dies and is dead for a

2:24:58

good 15 minutes. Like, it's like, it's

2:25:00

not just a sort of like, he's

2:25:02

daddy's back kind of thing, like... It's

2:25:05

a long thing. 15, it feels longer

2:25:07

than it is. I'm going to look

2:25:09

it up. Yeah, let's find out. Let's

2:25:11

find out. Because it's like, ET, you

2:25:14

know, it's the it's the whole ET

2:25:16

on the table. Let's try this, let's

2:25:18

try this, let's try this, let's shock

2:25:20

him, right, which is so visceral, especially

2:25:23

when your kid. The moment, that is

2:25:25

just a true reaction where Drew Barmore

2:25:27

says she didn't know what a defibrillator

2:25:29

was. So when they're taking it. And

2:25:32

this was a big thing. And this

2:25:34

was a big thing. And this was

2:25:36

a big thing. hire real doctors, have

2:25:38

them go through the routine of what

2:25:41

they would really do. And he was

2:25:43

just like, when you give actors medical

2:25:45

dialogue, you can tell that they're trying

2:25:47

to remember the jargon on the page.

2:25:50

Of course. I mean, it's unavoidable. And

2:25:52

especially with this, where it's like, you

2:25:54

want to believe in the reality of

2:25:56

actual doctors operating on a fucking alien,

2:25:59

he was like, don't get actors. Get

2:26:01

real doctors, have them go through the

2:26:03

routine of what they would really do.

2:26:05

And so he just kind of let

2:26:08

them run with that right and they

2:26:10

take out the defibrillators drew bummer doesn't

2:26:12

know what that is she doesn't know

2:26:14

what it's scary and when you have

2:26:16

that reaction shot where the shock goes

2:26:19

through and she like shutters she like

2:26:21

jumps that is just like a real

2:26:23

captured moment. It's about, it looks like,

2:26:25

it's about 10 minutes. Thank you. You're

2:26:28

welcome. Much appreciate. Although it's even, ET's

2:26:30

revival of course is slightly drawn out,

2:26:32

they put him in the fridge thingy.

2:26:34

Elliot talks to him, it's so genuine

2:26:37

and lovely. The flower. And then he

2:26:39

walks by, you know, he doesn't see

2:26:41

the light, then he sees the flower,

2:26:43

he's like double take on the phone.

2:26:46

I'm just like, Spilbrook really takes his

2:26:48

time with it. He's really playing. You

2:26:50

know? And then he somehow so quickly

2:26:52

backs into an incredibly funny sequence of

2:26:55

Elliot now needing to cover the fact

2:26:57

that he is coming to cry. Right.

2:26:59

To now play set. Oh, he's so

2:27:01

good though. Which I do think like

2:27:04

helps children get through the rest of

2:27:06

the movie. Like the movie needs a

2:27:08

10- Rev respite from emotional devastation, right?

2:27:10

And then it revs up into the

2:27:13

fun of the car, chase, the tube,

2:27:15

disconnecting the tube. Empower, they're getting away

2:27:17

with this on their own. But it's

2:27:19

like- Barb isn't there though. That would

2:27:22

really make it feel powerful. There are

2:27:24

some stranger things happening in this movie.

2:27:26

And I love that their ability to

2:27:28

get away. because they can maneuver on

2:27:31

bicycles and the adults. They know the

2:27:33

neighborhood. But the adults, even with all

2:27:35

of their power and resources, are. like

2:27:37

completely proven like into defense of the

2:27:40

adults. They didn't know the bikes could

2:27:42

fly. Yeah, that's true. Because the whole

2:27:44

magic of it is like they're doing

2:27:46

it, they're getting away and then they're

2:27:49

cutting through these developments that aren't even

2:27:51

built yet, right? Which is really cool

2:27:53

like the sort of, you know, and

2:27:55

there's sninking all around and you're so

2:27:57

long and you're with it. And then

2:28:00

you're like, they're fucked, you know, they're

2:28:02

going on the hill and you're like.

2:28:04

Like their kids, no guns. Yeah. I

2:28:06

really think that that is a powerful

2:28:09

part of the story. And I think

2:28:11

it is part of the core cowardice

2:28:13

of replacing it with walkie-talkies where Spielberg

2:28:15

in 2002 was like, is this a

2:28:18

little too intense? And by 2003 was

2:28:20

like, what the fuck am I talking

2:28:22

about? Because the positioning is so specific

2:28:24

where it's like, you see them with

2:28:27

guns. And then once the kids come

2:28:29

into range, they're not aiming at the

2:28:31

kids. I'm not aiming at the kids,

2:28:33

but it's terrifying that they have them,

2:28:36

but the adults have the wherewithal to

2:28:38

be like, I can't fucking food a

2:28:40

kid, right? There is a sense of

2:28:42

intensity that also doesn't feel like a

2:28:45

threat of real harm, but it's appropriate

2:28:47

raising of stakes. And I'm biased because

2:28:49

I had a run in where I

2:28:51

was quite young trespassing and got in

2:28:54

trouble with the cops, but had a

2:28:56

very scary moment that I don't want

2:28:58

to get into. Sure. And I just

2:29:00

feel like there. instinct is to have

2:29:03

guns is to protect themselves. Stupid country.

2:29:05

That's what's scary is that that's the

2:29:07

immediate instinct, right? Like the guy is

2:29:09

a shotgun. But this is the other

2:29:12

thing about this movie. The bubble of

2:29:14

ET is so contained that you're like

2:29:16

these aren't the spacemen, these are the

2:29:18

local authorities, right? They don't really understand

2:29:21

what's going on. That there's so little

2:29:23

ripple effect of anyone who has any

2:29:25

interaction with ET up until this point.

2:29:27

that I think part of them having

2:29:30

the guns cocked and loaded but not

2:29:32

even aiming them anywhere at the kids

2:29:34

is just like what is this that's

2:29:36

been called in? Five kids on a

2:29:38

bicycle with a weird like bundle of

2:29:41

blankets in the basket and then so

2:29:43

quickly when the adults turn it's like

2:29:45

the bike start flying and it's such

2:29:47

a great heightening up of just like

2:29:50

the first bike ride moment despite it

2:29:52

giving us the iconic image is so

2:29:54

brief is a small distance basically just

2:29:56

insulates. what would be a crash off

2:29:59

the cliff, right? You don't have the

2:30:01

confidence. at ET will be able to

2:30:03

lift five bikes. True? No, I mean,

2:30:05

it's, yeah, it gets me every time.

2:30:08

I just start sobbing. And he does

2:30:10

the fucking eyes, like basically editing a

2:30:12

truck in, right? He cuts the three

2:30:14

times to closer and closer shots of

2:30:17

Elliot. Elliot's worried that he's not going

2:30:19

to fucking do it. There's the question

2:30:21

of it. It's ET too weak to

2:30:23

pull off the fucking shit. And then

2:30:26

just the ET close up in the

2:30:28

basket. He's wearing the little blanket over

2:30:30

his head. He looks like a little

2:30:32

babooshka. Can I say it? Is this

2:30:35

the greatest blankie movie all the time?

2:30:37

Well, people already, I think, are floating

2:30:39

on the red it. I'm stealing a

2:30:41

friend of red it. Very good stuff.

2:30:44

And then they fly and you cry

2:30:46

and you cry and you cry. It

2:30:48

is, you can tell a, watching it

2:30:50

academically, right? Studying it intensely. You can

2:30:53

see in the lead up to the

2:30:55

sequence, the shots word is clearly an

2:30:57

adult stunt double doing the bike riding.

2:30:59

In Elliot's sweatshirt. Yeah. And you can

2:31:02

see in the kids flying, the shots

2:31:04

word is clearly little stop motion puppets.

2:31:06

There is not like an invisibility of

2:31:08

the effect. And yet the emotion. I'm

2:31:11

going to tell you. The impact is

2:31:13

invisible for me. I don't know what

2:31:15

you're talking about. No, that's what I'm

2:31:17

saying. I'm like, I'm watching it trying

2:31:19

to break it down and I recognize

2:31:22

the techniques. But that's me like putting

2:31:24

my fucking no fun goggles on. No

2:31:26

fun. Because it is so perfectly constructed

2:31:28

that you don't question any of it.

2:31:31

When they did the re-release and IMX

2:31:33

a couple years ago, I think it

2:31:35

was 2022. I went to see it

2:31:37

with their friends Jordan Fish and Fish

2:31:40

and Ray Tint and Ray Tint Tint

2:31:42

Tori. And I believe I believe I

2:31:44

text you right afterwards. And I said,

2:31:46

and I said, here's a take. Is

2:31:49

ET the greatest example

2:31:51

of an already great

2:31:53

film that is somehow

2:31:55

improved most exponentially by

2:31:57

the score? I mean

2:31:59

maybe the draws is

2:32:01

obviously other ones that

2:32:04

are like mediocre and

2:32:06

the score makes it like a

2:32:08

seven. So the first. Yeah. So the

2:32:10

first. Yeah. The first. Yeah. The

2:32:12

first use of the flying theme

2:32:14

is the first time he flies.

2:32:16

The second time is when

2:32:18

he comes back to life under

2:32:21

observation. Right. They do a quieter

2:32:23

version of it. And then this

2:32:25

is when it really repels up.

2:32:28

This is one. 15-minute

2:32:30

track. On the soundtrack, I

2:32:32

think it has three slashes

2:32:34

in its title, because this

2:32:36

is basically 15 minutes of

2:32:38

unbroken music that cover the

2:32:40

entire final section, right? It

2:32:42

is titled, excuse me, escape

2:32:44

slash chase slash saying goodbye.

2:32:47

It is everything from them

2:32:49

leaving the home to the

2:32:51

end credits to black. And

2:32:53

then end credits is his own

2:32:55

theme. William said it was a

2:32:57

very complicated piece because it responds so

2:32:59

directly to so many moments as to

2:33:02

sync up to specific images and

2:33:04

beats, right? It has to go through

2:33:06

all these different moments of like expression

2:33:08

and it's 15 sustained minutes, which is

2:33:10

just an endurance test for all the

2:33:12

musicians. And this is peak full orchestra,

2:33:14

you know, like a fucking thousand violins

2:33:16

and the drums and everything. And they

2:33:18

tried scoring it a couple times and

2:33:20

it kept on being off. And they're

2:33:22

doing it to picture. They have the

2:33:24

movie locked in a cut that Spielberg

2:33:26

likes. And Williams kept being like, it's

2:33:29

a little off. We're not hitting all

2:33:31

the beads. I don't want to have

2:33:33

to stitch it together in post. Let's

2:33:35

try it again. And Spielberg says, let's

2:33:38

turn the screen off. Just play it

2:33:40

for 15 minutes. You folks just

2:33:42

feel it. Don't worry about the image.

2:33:44

Play the piece as John has written

2:33:46

in the most emotionally connected

2:33:48

way you can, and I will read it

2:33:50

the movie around the movie around it. Because

2:33:53

Spielberg in that moment was like, this

2:33:55

shit is fucking gold. And I don't

2:33:57

want a worse version of the Williams

2:33:59

track. Just because it fits my edit,

2:34:01

it's easier for me to futs the fucking

2:34:03

edit based on their timing. Good for him.

2:34:06

And he was like, it was the only

2:34:08

sort of editing pass he did at that

2:34:10

point was just to adjust that a little

2:34:12

bit. And he was like, and he did.

2:34:14

He had to do like five little shiftings

2:34:17

of things. It gave him a couple new

2:34:19

ideas, but basically he was like, just give

2:34:21

this to me as if it's a fixed

2:34:23

piece of classical music. And I will now

2:34:26

edit to it as if it is a

2:34:28

pre-existing. There is, you know, you have everyone

2:34:30

getting to the ship in the

2:34:32

woods, right? Everyone coming together this

2:34:34

moment, realizing they're going to have

2:34:37

to say goodbye to ET, this

2:34:39

dialogue that is incredible that I

2:34:41

will get to in a moment. Okay. But like

2:34:43

the score is swelling and building

2:34:45

and building and building up to

2:34:47

him walking up the ramp, right? The

2:34:49

door irising in on him, and then

2:34:52

it gets quiet. And

2:34:54

you're like, oh right, well the

2:34:56

score hit the absolute peak of

2:34:58

what it could do and now

2:35:01

it's going down to a settled

2:35:03

mode. And yet when the ship

2:35:05

starts taking off, Williams ramps it

2:35:08

up again and within 60 seconds

2:35:10

gets it bigger than it was

2:35:13

60 seconds earlier when you thought

2:35:15

it had hit its peak and

2:35:17

it just feels like it keeps

2:35:20

on transcending and hitting a new

2:35:22

plateau as he's just like getting

2:35:25

so much mileage out of these

2:35:27

fucking close-ups that are every actor

2:35:29

having a different but incredibly specific...

2:35:32

personal response

2:35:42

to it. Oh, your

2:35:44

heart is kind of

2:35:47

like, you know, a

2:35:49

metaphor for our emotions.

2:35:52

He's like, no, I'm

2:35:54

going. You'll remember me. Sure.

2:35:56

Right. Yeah, he does. Right here. Baby.

2:35:58

Good ass baby. Here are the

2:36:00

two things in the score that get

2:36:03

me the most. Okay. Very hyper specific

2:36:05

things. One is at the start of

2:36:07

the bike chase when the strings just

2:36:09

start going fucking crazy. Right? Like, oh

2:36:12

my God, they're getting away with it.

2:36:14

And the second is just the bum,

2:36:16

bum, bum, bum, bum, all the finale.

2:36:18

Wicked! That's what I was just saying.

2:36:20

I said that. Yes. The timpity. Yes.

2:36:23

That's why wicked rocks. She's so good.

2:36:25

She's so good. Yes, we should have

2:36:27

never answered it. Bump, bump, bump, bam,

2:36:29

bam, bam. Every time. So good. Yes,

2:36:32

I mean, I love it. I love

2:36:34

the ending. I love the triumph of

2:36:36

it. I think, you know, it's not

2:36:38

quite the titanic level of you send

2:36:40

everyone out happy in a sad movie

2:36:43

because he isn't a sad movie. Yeah.

2:36:45

He's a melancholy movie, whereas sort of,

2:36:47

you know, you cry cry at the

2:36:49

cry at the end cry at the

2:36:52

end cry at the end, you cry

2:36:54

at the end, you cry at the

2:36:56

end, you cry at the end. But

2:36:58

I do think you just exit with

2:37:00

a pep in your stick because of

2:37:03

the music. Well, Jesus, timponies are expensive.

2:37:05

Oh yeah, those things, yeah, they're expensive,

2:37:07

how much they cost. Well, it looks

2:37:09

like you got like $40 timpity at

2:37:12

Walmart or whatever. Just one is five

2:37:14

grand. Yeah, but they're big. Shit. We

2:37:16

would only need one to be clear.

2:37:18

We don't even need a whole set.

2:37:20

Give me a second. What are you,

2:37:23

I'm giving you a second? Yeah. Right,

2:37:25

what are you doing? I'm just looking

2:37:27

at, as it is written in the

2:37:29

script, okay? And this must feel like

2:37:32

goofy shit to write and takes a

2:37:34

lot of confidence to be like, no,

2:37:36

this is exactly what it should be.

2:37:38

ET, come. Elliot, stay, ET, ouch, Elliot,

2:37:40

ouch, I'll be right here, buy. I

2:37:43

mean, that's like masterful shit that defies

2:37:45

all a lot. Throughout the movie is

2:37:47

so beautiful. Yes, where they're just kind

2:37:49

of echoing each other and you're just

2:37:51

feeling their connect It is it's beautiful,

2:37:54

but the dialogue in this movie never

2:37:56

like explains the themes. It never underlies

2:37:58

them. It is, yeah, yeah. One, there's

2:38:00

one time when Michael kind of just

2:38:03

says it explicitly, like, Elliot feel, like,

2:38:05

you know, does it to the adults

2:38:07

or whatever, and it's fine because you

2:38:09

need him to tell him. You need

2:38:11

someone to tell them. But it's almost,

2:38:14

you almost wish she didn't have to.

2:38:16

Like. But also the divorce movie part

2:38:18

of this. I think the father is

2:38:20

directly invoked. two times, right? There is

2:38:23

the like, well you should call your

2:38:25

father about this and he says like

2:38:27

what, she's in Mexico with Cindy or

2:38:29

whatever. Yeah, and she, the mom is

2:38:31

really upset because and then coming back

2:38:34

to the table and says he hates

2:38:36

Mexico and Gurdie says what's Mexico. Gurdie

2:38:38

says what's Mexico, but Michael, again, Robert

2:38:40

McMaughton, the most underrated performance is really

2:38:43

good. Is really affected because he's the

2:38:45

most mature, and he's the most mature,

2:38:47

and he, and he says that, like,

2:38:49

like, like, like, like, Don't say that

2:38:51

in front of her, because it's just

2:38:54

going to upset her. But one later

2:38:56

moment where they sort of bemoan the

2:38:58

end of the experiences that they used

2:39:00

to have specifically with their father, going

2:39:03

to the ball games, you know, or

2:39:05

popcorn or whatever. Yeah, that moment I

2:39:07

don't like, because again, it's just a

2:39:09

little, like, remember when dad would go

2:39:11

buy us popcorn, where I'm like, do

2:39:14

we need to say that? We know

2:39:16

we miss your dad, but it's fine.

2:39:18

It's literally, only twice in the entire.

2:39:20

It's a good movie that ends well.

2:39:23

Well, hold on. I want to say

2:39:25

this. What do you want to say?

2:39:27

These final shots, the faces, right? Like,

2:39:29

D. Wallace is kind of like overcome

2:39:31

with emotion, but is sort of laughing.

2:39:34

The boys, you know, like Michael and

2:39:36

his gang are all kind of like

2:39:38

looking up in awe. There is this

2:39:40

like, whoa, this is cool. Gurdy is

2:39:43

kind of just like completely emotionally overwhelmed

2:39:45

in a way that feels like... what

2:39:47

if you told a four-year-old their pet

2:39:49

died you know you're like emotionally beside

2:39:51

yourself but also can't really intellectually process

2:39:54

it Elliot is like borderline stoic his

2:39:56

eyes are full of tears he's making

2:39:58

these adjustments in his face but he

2:40:00

is like not clenched jaw but this

2:40:03

final shot What just kind of knocks

2:40:05

me out is the thing that every

2:40:07

single time makes me cry as the

2:40:09

drums are going is that this final

2:40:11

shot is Henry Thomas in real time

2:40:14

over 20 seconds starting to process Right

2:40:16

like that's what's on there everyone else

2:40:18

has like a clearer emotional response to

2:40:20

what's going on and Elliot is looking

2:40:23

up and just being like Okay, right

2:40:25

So this is my life now. This

2:40:27

is who I am. This is what

2:40:29

has happened to me and what happens

2:40:31

next and is what Spielberg said always

2:40:34

stopped him when he was trying to

2:40:36

come up with fucking sequel ideas is

2:40:38

like What could I possibly say that

2:40:40

is more impactful than ending on the

2:40:43

note of Elliot not knowing how he

2:40:45

moves past this not as like a

2:40:47

core trauma that he'll never get over?

2:40:49

But you do go like if you've

2:40:51

had this experience for a week of

2:40:54

your life like as an adult after

2:40:56

this. Well, I don't think he's cursed.

2:40:58

Of course, we don't see it, but

2:41:00

it's safe to assume that the government

2:41:02

shows up, arrests the entire family, locks

2:41:05

them up for the rest of their

2:41:07

lives. It's possible if that happens. There's

2:41:09

a terrible fucking commercial that Lancet directed

2:41:11

with Henry Thomas that I hate, and

2:41:14

I think a sacrilegious, where it's like,

2:41:16

he comes back and only, it's like,

2:41:18

thank God, I've been waiting for you.

2:41:20

And it's so fucking modeling and bullshit

2:41:22

and bullshit and bullshit. But I think

2:41:25

part of what like the difference between

2:41:27

wicked, which is like, well, we know

2:41:29

this is half a story and we

2:41:31

know where the story is going and

2:41:34

whatever, the like lack of answers at

2:41:36

the end of ET. I agree with

2:41:38

you that the ending is so emotionally

2:41:40

triumphant, you do walk out feeling something,

2:41:42

but it's not a clean ending. I'm

2:41:45

not comparing the ending of ET and

2:41:47

wicked in any way except they had

2:41:49

timpensies. You earlier said, I said, but

2:41:51

wicked ends with a sense of a

2:41:54

cliffhanger and ET doesn't. And you said

2:41:56

ET is unresolved, but I'm like, staying

2:41:58

in the unresolved portion is the point.

2:42:00

I'm just saying more movies should end

2:42:02

with fucking trial, good orchestral music, because

2:42:05

movies are good. People should just end

2:42:07

with like, what's a really dumb movie?

2:42:09

What's like a really dumb movie? Dumb

2:42:11

and dumber? Yeah. Exactly. Should I would,

2:42:14

bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Okay, but

2:42:16

what about dumb and dummer too? Bum,

2:42:18

bum, bum, bum, gat, bum, which by

2:42:20

the way obviously should be. Here's what

2:42:22

I think more movies should do. Have

2:42:25

five ETis, each who represent a different

2:42:27

area of self-improvement. Yeah, anyway, e-t, e-t,

2:42:29

e-t, premieres at the, as a closing

2:42:31

film at the Camp Film Festival. Yes.

2:42:34

So I would say that suggests at

2:42:36

this point, like you're saying, Universal knows

2:42:38

they got something. But they're not just

2:42:40

putting it out, like, you know. Their

2:42:42

thing is, as I repeat, their thing

2:42:45

is, we show this movie to audiences

2:42:47

and it fucking works. The response is

2:42:49

undeniable. The question is if we can

2:42:51

get people to go. How do we

2:42:54

convince them to leave their home and

2:42:56

take a chance on it when the

2:42:58

movies being sold as? A tiny bit

2:43:00

of a mystery box. Sure. This is

2:43:02

all a little bit. These documentaries all

2:43:05

seriously. Oh, the deck was stacked against

2:43:07

me. Stephen Spilberg, the most successful film.

2:43:09

He was just saying, like, you know,

2:43:11

jaws, closing cow, whatever. Like, raiders, he

2:43:14

was like, this shit's gonna fucking work.

2:43:16

And he does say that the canned

2:43:18

screening was the greatest emotional response he

2:43:20

has ever had. Standing, oh, everyone freaks,

2:43:22

everyone freaks out. Fronsuot Trufo sends him

2:43:25

a telegram sends him a telegram that

2:43:27

says you, you, you, just a line

2:43:29

from closing counters, which he says will

2:43:31

never be equaled. Yeah. It opened in

2:43:34

theaters in June, June 11th, 1982, and

2:43:36

it made $359 million, which is the

2:43:38

most money a movie it made at

2:43:40

that point, domestic. Yes. Obviously not adjusted

2:43:42

for inflation or whatever, but it basically

2:43:45

holds that record until 1997. No, until

2:43:47

Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park beats it. Does

2:43:49

Jurassic Park beat it worldwide but not

2:43:51

domestic? I know we cover this. We

2:43:54

cover this in the Jurassic episode. We'll

2:43:56

get to it, but I think that's

2:43:58

what happened. And then

2:44:00

I believe domestically ET is only dethroned

2:44:02

by the Star Wars re-release adding on

2:44:04

to the grand total of Star Wars

2:44:07

in 1997. That's what I believe to

2:44:09

be the truth. I don't know. I

2:44:11

guess maybe it's a worldwide thing. I

2:44:13

have no idea. Well, you folks will

2:44:15

hear it settled in the Jurassic Park

2:44:18

episode. And it's a hit. It does

2:44:20

break through a sort of kid movie

2:44:22

ceiling. That was seen to exist or

2:44:24

whatever and you know and all that

2:44:26

It's not only for nine Oscars it

2:44:28

wins for Gandhi wins best picture and

2:44:31

best director rude well that was a

2:44:33

you know it's he wasn't even nominated

2:44:35

for acting correct. No, and he gives

2:44:37

a beautiful sense to performance he does

2:44:39

he does and They made a wonderful

2:44:42

video game for the Atari of course

2:44:44

that had no problems with it whatsoever

2:44:46

you know the Atari video game thing

2:44:48

right Ben You know, you must know

2:44:50

that Ben Oh, the really shitty game

2:44:52

where they made way too much of

2:44:55

it because they were like, everyone's gonna

2:44:57

buy it. It was like the worst

2:44:59

game of all time. It sucks. It's

2:45:01

basically unplayable. They dug a big hole

2:45:03

and buried all the games there. It's

2:45:05

helping to the structure of the environment.

2:45:08

It kind of is the beginning of

2:45:10

the end for Atari. Yeah. Yeah. It's

2:45:12

beyond the beginning of the end for

2:45:14

Atari. Yeah. Yeah. It's beyond the beginning

2:45:16

of the end for Atari. Yeah. It's

2:45:19

like. like program it and like such

2:45:21

a short amount of time. They have

2:45:23

no time. Yeah, it's a perfect, dare

2:45:25

I say it, boondogle? You know, right,

2:45:27

they improve on in everywhere the X

2:45:29

infinity commercial, that's better film than ET.

2:45:32

A sense of touching work. Right, and

2:45:34

they're going to improve again on it

2:45:36

with gay ET3, which is essentially ET3.

2:45:38

Right. trademark registered copyright exactly call me

2:45:40

yeah obviously right there is this book

2:45:43

the green planet or whatever this kind

2:45:45

of sequel novelization where Spielberg's like let's

2:45:47

handicice he's professor is a good character

2:45:49

is he yeah you know PTR has

2:45:51

really reclaimed him as one of their

2:45:53

own. Oh, I'm glad. And then made

2:45:56

March of Botanicus, who's the stoner version

2:45:58

of Botanicus. I would say with ET,

2:46:00

okay, the ride is great, you guys

2:46:02

like the ride, but generally with ET,

2:46:04

it does seem like any attempts to

2:46:07

do more ET were almost a folly.

2:46:09

The game, the sequel ideas, the remaster,

2:46:11

you know, the 20th anniversary edition. Just

2:46:13

leave ETB, Spielberg has been wise enough

2:46:15

to do that. And he didn't interview

2:46:17

recently where he said he was scared

2:46:20

in the wake of its success because

2:46:22

he actually didn't have the contractual power

2:46:24

to stop them for making it. But

2:46:26

he had to implore them and he

2:46:28

like... And he had... Such growing clout

2:46:30

that he could obviously and he said

2:46:33

you know I went whereas with Jaws

2:46:35

he didn't have that power They make

2:46:37

a bunch of shitty sequels although people

2:46:39

got so mad at me for saying

2:46:41

they were shitty and I got so

2:46:44

many things I mean everyone cares about

2:46:46

the draws I mean this is very

2:46:48

recent Yes, this is like true event

2:46:50

two days ago with Drew Barry Moore

2:46:52

at the 92nd Street why which was

2:46:54

a surprise event it was supposed to

2:46:57

be Merrill Street doing out of Africa

2:46:59

doing out of Africa sounds like a

2:47:01

snoo as part of like That I

2:47:03

think is. C. M. 9 seconds. It's

2:47:05

it's the 40th and over 30th or

2:47:08

40th anniversary. Right. Yeah. So they. She

2:47:10

couldn't travel because of I think the

2:47:12

California fires. And they like announced at

2:47:14

the last second, we're so sorry, Merrill

2:47:16

Street can't make it, we're replacing your

2:47:18

event with an ET screening with Stephen

2:47:21

Spielberg and Drew Miller, which is maybe

2:47:23

the greatest plus up of all time.

2:47:25

But he said, and I heard him

2:47:27

told other versions of the story, the

2:47:29

interesting thing about watching the fucking blue

2:47:31

race for this movie, is like every

2:47:34

five or ten years they do another

2:47:36

anniversary edition of this film. So there's

2:47:38

like all this legacy special feature shit.

2:47:40

commenting on it from like 10th anniversary

2:47:42

15th 20th 25th 30th right like you

2:47:45

see the same story is evolved with

2:47:47

more and more distance but he said

2:47:49

basically that they were like we please

2:47:51

get a sequel he earnestly tried he

2:47:53

developed some of the green planet stuff

2:47:55

and then he goes back to them

2:47:58

and he was like got nothing I'm

2:48:00

gonna give you is better than that.

2:48:02

There's no ending better than what we

2:48:04

just had. I really think we should

2:48:06

have the confidence to step away and

2:48:09

go we made a perfect movie and

2:48:11

he was like I respected that they

2:48:13

yeah they knew that yes yeah you

2:48:15

know he is about to enter a

2:48:17

bit of a funny period yeah with

2:48:19

Twilight Zone Temple of Doom Color Purple

2:48:22

Empire the Sun Last Crusade always hook

2:48:24

it's his softest you know Underbelly period.

2:48:26

It is an awkward transitional period that

2:48:28

doesn't produce bad movies, produces weird movies,

2:48:30

and certainly films that have weird responses

2:48:33

after ET is like such a fucking

2:48:35

undeniable triumph in all areas. To the

2:48:37

point that he's like you too, I

2:48:39

think of Spielberg as like you too,

2:48:41

in so many ways, of like when

2:48:43

he's making Jurassic Park and Chinler's list.

2:48:46

He's like, I'm auditioning for my comeback

2:48:48

in a way, and it's like, but

2:48:50

you are still famous. And it's like,

2:48:52

yeah, but like nonetheless, I kind of

2:48:54

need to prove myself in this weird

2:48:56

way. Well, we said in the 1941

2:48:59

episode, I just like to bring up

2:49:01

you two for a bit. Okay, sure.

2:49:03

In the 1941 episode, we say that

2:49:05

movie feels like Spielberg having the yips

2:49:07

from how much success he's already experienced,

2:49:10

right? Yeah. It doesn't feel like he's

2:49:12

doing that in the post-y-t-run, but it

2:49:14

does feel like he's like, this is

2:49:16

the best version of this movie I'm

2:49:18

ever going to make. I can't keep

2:49:20

doing versions of this. I have to

2:49:23

morph. I have to evolve. I have

2:49:25

to try other stuff. I have to

2:49:27

branch out. Yeah. Yeah. That we are

2:49:29

a year away from another Spielberg alien

2:49:31

movie. Yeah, which will now be his

2:49:34

first in 20 years first in four

2:49:36

of the worlds Yeah, are we saying

2:49:38

like he hasn't made anything alien since

2:49:40

then right? And Coleman Domingo gave an

2:49:42

interview and they were like, what can

2:49:44

you say about it? And he said

2:49:47

like six things that would apply to

2:49:49

ET. It's true. I mean, he's overselling

2:49:51

me. I'm worried. I'm so hyped now

2:49:53

and Coleman Domingo, I feel like it's

2:49:55

such a sort of, you know, right,

2:49:57

exactly. I'm worried he's getting me too

2:50:00

hyped for whatever that is. I'm excited

2:50:02

in the way of like, I kind

2:50:04

of trust that Spielberg would not make

2:50:06

another alien movie, another alien movie unless

2:50:08

he really had a reason. from a

2:50:11

different perspective. ET opens number one at

2:50:13

the box office, June 11th, 1982 Griffin.

2:50:15

Number two at the box office is

2:50:17

another science fiction film. A sequel. It's

2:50:19

a sequel. Is it a great film.

2:50:21

Star Trek To The Wrath of Con?

2:50:24

That's right. How many weeks it had

2:50:26

been out? Two. Okay. Came out the

2:50:28

week before. So it had one week.

2:50:30

But obviously that movie is a big

2:50:32

hit. This summer is a little notorious

2:50:35

for a lot of high-profile flops where

2:50:37

other studios were just like ET was

2:50:39

a fucking buzzaw. I'm like, you're sucked

2:50:41

up all the oxygen. I mean that,

2:50:43

RathaCon obviously is a big hit. I'm

2:50:45

trying to think of what's coming. Like

2:50:48

Tron comes out this summer, and does

2:50:50

okay. Blade runner, the thing. Yes. Tran

2:50:52

is probably a good example. Yeah, I'm

2:50:54

looking through I'm like I'm looking I'm

2:50:56

going ahead and a lot of those

2:50:59

movies are darker more mature But they're

2:51:01

also genre movies that are it's just

2:51:03

kind of people clearly are like well

2:51:05

I could also just see ET again

2:51:07

You know people are just like chasing

2:51:09

the dragon of ET being like you

2:51:12

know what if I buy a ticket

2:51:14

to ET the end is going to

2:51:16

make me feel like a trillion dollars

2:51:18

again beast master Number three, The Box

2:51:20

Office is a sequel. We did a

2:51:22

box office game for a future episode

2:51:25

recently that was like sort of six

2:51:27

weeks in advance of this one. And

2:51:29

this sequel was in that box office.

2:51:31

Oh, fuck. Yeah, and this is absolutely

2:51:33

recorded yesterday. I'm already forgetting. It's kind

2:51:36

of crazy how quickly I do the

2:51:38

complete brain dump the second we finish

2:51:40

the record. Yeah, I mean, it's not

2:51:42

a big deal that you don't remember.

2:51:44

You don't remember this. It's a big

2:51:46

sequel. Three. Not a trek, it's a

2:51:49

three. Can you mean the genre again?

2:51:51

Mr. T is in this film. Oh,

2:51:53

it's Rocky Three. The genre is movie

2:51:55

with Mr. T. Yes. He pretties the

2:51:57

full. He's the full. He does. He

2:52:00

does. He does. He does in fact.

2:52:02

He has. Well, or is Mr. T.

2:52:04

And he does. He does. He does

2:52:06

in fact. He has. Or is Mr.

2:52:08

Well, maybe it is as good as

2:52:10

the other sequels. I don't know. They're

2:52:13

all kind of great, except for five,

2:52:15

which is kind of nice. It's a

2:52:17

little light on robot wives. Sure. Number

2:52:19

fourth box office is... Talking about the

2:52:21

most cowardly shit of all time when

2:52:23

Stallone did his recut of Rocky for

2:52:26

and was like, I took out the

2:52:28

robot. And I'm like, that's the best

2:52:30

thing you ever did was having Pauli

2:52:32

basically fall in love with a robot.

2:52:34

That is true. That is a great

2:52:37

thing that happens in Rocky for a

2:52:39

film that is 42 minutes long and

2:52:41

nonetheless has a room for that plot.

2:52:43

Yes. No, and it's like mostly montages

2:52:45

and then like, you know, two big

2:52:47

fights and a two big fights and

2:52:50

a housewife. And then Pauli starts implying

2:52:52

that he puts his dick in the

2:52:54

robot. Well, you know what? You gotta

2:52:56

put it somewhere. Pauli, I guess, I

2:52:58

don't know. Number four at the box

2:53:01

office is. That's a classic, uh, David

2:53:03

Sims, the Atlantic. Let's move on. Number

2:53:05

four at the box office is a

2:53:07

film that came out one week before

2:53:09

that is produced by Stephen Spielberg and

2:53:11

is kind of being under put by

2:53:14

being released against ET. But this is

2:53:16

Michael Kron had to cut one or

2:53:18

the other. Sure. Yeah. I still think

2:53:20

that's, MGM fucking up, releasing Culture Guys

2:53:22

then. Well, Culture Guys was obviously a

2:53:24

solid hit. Yes. But not an ET-sized

2:53:27

hit. No, but you know what? Is

2:53:29

an ET-sized hit? Less than 20 movies

2:53:31

in history? Sure. Number... Just for inflation,

2:53:33

it's like five? Yeah, anyway, I don't

2:53:35

know. Go on. Number five at the

2:53:38

Box Office is a sequel. Opening new

2:53:40

this week. A legendary bomb. classic, why

2:53:42

on earth would you make a sequel

2:53:44

to that movie? And then of course

2:53:46

when you learn what the sequel is,

2:53:48

you're like, well, why would you do

2:53:51

that? Well, it's not the sting too.

2:53:53

No, but it's kind of like that.

2:53:55

It's not, butch casting the sun, no,

2:53:57

that was a TV movie. But it's

2:53:59

kind of like that. It's kind of

2:54:02

like that. It's a sequel with a

2:54:04

bad take? It's not French connection to.

2:54:06

It's just like, none of the stars

2:54:08

from the stars from the stars from

2:54:10

the old movie or the old movie

2:54:12

or the old movie or the old

2:54:15

movie or the old movie or the

2:54:17

old movie or the old movie or

2:54:19

in the old movie or in the

2:54:21

old movie or in the old movie

2:54:23

or in the old movie or in

2:54:26

the old movie or in the old

2:54:28

movie or in the old movie or

2:54:30

in the old movie or in, or

2:54:32

in, or in, or in, or in,

2:54:34

or in, or in, or in, or

2:54:36

in, or in, or in, or in

2:54:39

Yeah, huh? None of the stars are...

2:54:41

When was the original from? Uh, the

2:54:43

original from 1978. Okay. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

2:54:45

It's got a great, great actress in

2:54:47

it, making one of her first, uh,

2:54:49

giving one of her first performances. It's

2:54:52

not a Jaws sequel. No. Is it,

2:54:54

is it King Kong lives? No. That

2:54:56

was a good guess, the Linda Hamilton?

2:54:58

Yeah. It's got a great actress giving

2:55:00

one of her first performances. She sings

2:55:03

a great song. In 1982. She sings

2:55:05

a great song and the movie stinks.

2:55:07

Grease 2. Correct! Michelle Fyfer! Ben! I

2:55:09

want a koo-woo-woo-rager! Good job on that.

2:55:11

and cool writer but no writers are

2:55:13

great songs too it's been reclaimed yeah

2:55:16

but it's a piece of shit but

2:55:18

cool writer rocks what super yachies gonna

2:55:20

fucking come for your head oh boy

2:55:22

number six at the box office is

2:55:24

a film that I'm guessing is not

2:55:27

a dark drama hmm but I'm I

2:55:29

have to look it up because I

2:55:31

actually don't know what it is oh

2:55:33

wait I do know what it is

2:55:35

of course it is Jean Wilder and

2:55:37

Gilda Radner in hanky Panky Panky great

2:55:40

title But it would be funny if

2:55:42

that was like, I'm like, what's hanky

2:55:44

pinky? I was like, what's about the

2:55:46

Holocaust? Oh, Jesus. It's about a, it's

2:55:48

sort of like a, I've never seen

2:55:50

it. It's like a sort of jokey

2:55:53

mystery movie? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Is

2:55:55

any good? It's any good? It's okay.

2:55:57

It's okay. Sounds like it's bad. It's

2:55:59

fine. I guess, I guess they're stupid

2:56:01

hoar. teenagers, but it's like simply not

2:56:04

doing it. And I never have. Yeah,

2:56:06

unfortunately created a weird genre of pornography.

2:56:08

Yeah, what happened? Some mean lady yanks

2:56:10

it, right? Isn't that the big that

2:56:12

they're like, oh, the hot girls in

2:56:14

the shower will do something nice, and

2:56:17

then like a fucking lunch lady comes

2:56:19

in and it's like, School

2:56:21

Farm or whatever. Porky's made 109

2:56:23

domestic. It was crazy. Was it

2:56:25

the number two or three movies?

2:56:28

It was right up there. I'm

2:56:30

not sure where it was. This

2:56:32

is what I love in these

2:56:34

like 70s, 80s years where like

2:56:37

the modern blockbuster and films hitting

2:56:39

these kinds of crazy numbers are

2:56:41

first forming is you'll be like

2:56:43

the number one movie of the

2:56:46

year is Smoky in the Bandit.

2:56:48

You know, there's like a huge

2:56:50

gulf between the two. I'm trying

2:56:52

to make a joke where it's

2:56:55

like it's aged like uranium like

2:56:57

it's it's like so radioactive. Yeah.

2:56:59

I don't I don't really know

2:57:01

how to do it. They made

2:57:04

a trilogy. It's crazy. It's so

2:57:06

disgusting. Yeah. Number eight of the

2:57:08

box office is a film. Anyway,

2:57:10

we'll do those on patron. I've

2:57:13

seen I think I've seen all

2:57:15

three. I've seen none. Porky's is

2:57:17

bad and then Porky's too is

2:57:19

really bad. And then Porky's revenge

2:57:21

is like, it's not even fun.

2:57:24

Porky's too is colon the next

2:57:26

day. Yes. And Porky's revenge is

2:57:28

the titular porky getting back. Yeah,

2:57:30

that's a mean sheriffy guy. Okay.

2:57:33

I thought he was like a

2:57:35

landbearer. He's like a bar owner.

2:57:37

I don't know what the fuck

2:57:39

he is. Porky's, I feel like

2:57:42

Porky's revenge doesn't even have like

2:57:44

nudity. It's just mostly like plot.

2:57:46

It's about it's a mean bar

2:57:48

owner and some kids putting their

2:57:51

dicks in places. Kind of, it's

2:57:53

like a sex comedy. Yeah, high

2:57:55

school or whatever, or whatever. Sorry,

2:57:57

number eight is Sword and the

2:58:00

Sorcerer. Oh sure. The sort of

2:58:02

Alberpian... That was a big flop.

2:58:04

Yes, huge flop. Yeah. Fantasy movie.

2:58:06

Number nine is Visiting Hours, not

2:58:09

the Ed Shearins. No No, the

2:58:11

1982 psychological slasher film starring William

2:58:13

Shatner Lee Grant Michael Ironside. Sounds

2:58:15

pretty cool. Was it a feminist

2:58:18

journalist who's the target of a

2:58:20

serial killer? Sounds cool. Who directed

2:58:22

this picture? Of course, Jean-Claude Lord.

2:58:24

Jean-Claude Lord. The Canadian Jean-Claude Lord.

2:58:26

Okay. And number 10 of the

2:58:29

box office is, Conan the Barbarian.

2:58:31

So that's ET for you guys.

2:58:33

Yeah, I think it's good. Rules,

2:58:35

he's one of my best friends.

2:58:38

I'm trying to think if there

2:58:40

are any other points I want

2:58:42

to make. Or the other pins

2:58:44

I placed in. Then did we

2:58:47

keep track of the pins? I

2:58:49

think I got to all the

2:58:51

pins. I think I pulled the

2:58:53

pins off the ball. No, I

2:58:56

think you got to all the

2:58:58

pins. Yeah. And it's just like

2:59:00

undeniable. unwavering eternal power. And what

2:59:02

it gets. It feels like you

2:59:05

could watch it 200 years from

2:59:07

now. Yeah. And it still would

2:59:09

have resonance. Yeah. I hope so.

2:59:11

He's a great guy. Yep. Bye.

2:59:14

No, don't say bye. See you

2:59:16

later. That's not how the show

2:59:18

ends. The theme songs play, the

2:59:20

outro, we have Timpani, Sargriff, that's

2:59:23

the end. No, sorry. Yes. Thank

2:59:25

you all for listening. Tune in

2:59:27

next week four, Indiana Jones, and

2:59:29

the Temple of Doom. In this

2:59:31

economy? Or is it? Am I

2:59:34

wrong? Tune in next week for

2:59:36

our blinkies episode with Joseph Wow

2:59:38

Cinematrix read Wow reading rain Joe

2:59:40

himself and in two weeks tune

2:59:43

in for Templeton with her friend

2:59:45

Olivia Craig Yes Right, but next

2:59:47

week is the blankies where we

2:59:49

will discuss the best films of

2:59:52

the year the Oscars and all

2:59:54

that maybe I decide to just

2:59:56

nominate ET in a bunch of

2:59:58

categories for 2024

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