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Blackjack with
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Griffin and
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Davis. Blackjack
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with Griffin
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and David.
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Don't know
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what to
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say or
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two aspects.
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All you need
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to know is that
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the name of the
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show is Blackjack.
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BC podcast! Blanchak Podcast! Wow,
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that was stupid. That was great.
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That was so dull. It was simple. Yeah,
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it was just forward. Oh my God,
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our microphones are all glowing at the tip.
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Would you rather I call you podcast, Brad?
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I was about to say that's what
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I would do. That's the Griffin move,
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but this is too important of a
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movie to do something that disrespectful to
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the film and to the medium of
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podcasting, the serious medium of podcast. Here's
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the thing about penis, we're starting out
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great. Yeah. Yeah. Two things about
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it. One, my favorite thing about him
1:03
saying penis breath beyond the fact that
1:05
it is such a specific... Insult. Yeah,
1:07
and I got four things to
1:09
say about. Calling him a jerk, calling
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him an asshole. Is that the monk
1:14
cannot help but laugh because it's such
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a specific, like she can't even shy
1:19
to, she's clearly being like, she
1:21
goes, it's a full laugh while she's
1:23
attempting to scold him. When I was
1:25
a teenager, I met Chris Columbus. Hey.
1:28
Because my mom, I think interviewed him
1:30
for Harry Potter. So she sailed the
1:32
ocean blue. all the way over to
1:35
London. It was in London. And, um,
1:37
and, and, and, yeah, it was a good
1:39
joke. And maybe it was in her interview.
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I just look, this is all I remember
1:43
is that the story was, it was right
1:45
around when ET got, uh, revamped, right? It
1:47
was for the 20th anniversary, 2002.
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Right. Yep. And someone asked him about
1:51
it. He'd worked with Spielberg, right. And
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we're like, what do you think of
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the fact that Spielberg made a couple
1:57
of a couple tweaks and he. And
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he's. And he did? He did? In
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the 20th version they take out
2:04
penis breath. What? I think it
2:06
gets stuffed over with something else.
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No. The changes, the big changes
2:10
in the 20th are penis breath,
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walkie-talkies removed, or walkie-talkies replaced guns,
2:14
digitally. No adults hold guns. Oh,
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that's such an important detail. Correct.
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So dumb. Highly regrets it. And
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we're going to talk about this.
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This is what's fascinating. Versus all
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the other times we've talked about
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this kind of tinkering, Spielberg within
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one year of it was like
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that was a mistake, pulled the
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20th version from circulation and now
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it's hard to watch that, which
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is why it's hard for us
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to recount recount. Yes, you have
2:40
to get the out of print
2:42
DVD. And then he did the
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fucking CGI ET. There's one scene
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where there's a holistic CGI ET
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and then he did a lot
2:51
of face replacements and bits and
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all of that sucks. The penis
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breath thing, Grief, I don't think
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that's true. Are you sure about
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it? Yes, I think you may
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have read that in this anic.
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Cool news article from 2000 and
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what but it's not true. Okay.
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That was their rumor. She changes
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she doesn't say terrorist She says
3:11
something else like post 9-11 world
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because it was post 9-11 the
3:15
off-screen dialogue of her saying to
3:17
Michael Michael yes, you know, you're
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not going out dressed like a
3:21
terrorist. It's changed like pirate or
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so I don't know like something
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like yes offensive. Not offensive. My
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favorite thing about penis breath And
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obviously, none of us were alive
3:31
in 1982. We can't speak to
3:33
what it was like to be
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on the schoolyards in the immediate
3:37
release of this movie. I like
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that it feels like an insult
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exclusive to this film. You do
3:44
not hear it. Otherwise, I'm like,
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it's astounding that it isn't even
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quoted more. Every time he says
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it and I'm waiting for it,
3:52
it still hits me right, because
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it's surprising. Well, penis breath. It
3:56
was nothing like that penis breath.
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Welcome to Blank Checks. I almost
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said special features because I'm the
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one who introduced... That stuff. Cut
4:04
that out. Welcome. PC podcast. Yeah,
4:06
see, the whole thing is, Griff's
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like, let's do this intro where
4:10
Ben does ET, but he's, Griffin
4:12
has a good ET. Yeah. Do
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ET. You're a professional voice actor.
4:16
Okay, so you repeat the part.
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No, you do the Ellie. DC.
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Cast. Do the, plain check podcast.
4:22
Do the, um, the ride. Right,
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what's the, doesn't the ET ride,
4:26
doesn't you say like your name
4:29
at the end of it or
4:31
whatever? By David. Right, and you're
4:33
like, whoa, he said my name.
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Ben. Can you do Griffin? A.K.
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A. Producer, Ben. A. K.A. Producer.
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Ben. A. K. A. K. A.
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Producer. Ben. The band. A. Ben.
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A. A. A. A. A. A.
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A. A. On Patriot. Yeah, I
4:47
think we'll put I feel like
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it's always a little like goodbye.
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Do they like have one person?
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It's not like a computer program
4:55
that figures out the same name.
4:57
They just have one person read
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like a thousand names. This is
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what's great about it is the
5:03
ride is I want to say
5:05
it's still sponsored by AT&T. It's
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AT or T. You have to
5:09
choose. You still have to choose.
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Ten county points a decade of
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decade of dreams. Way to throw
5:15
back to in all. all-time moment
5:18
on the show. If I remember
5:20
correctly the system is still and
5:22
the last time I went on
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it was like two years ago
5:26
you get handed a phone card
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while you wait online and then
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right before you board the ride
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you hand that phone card to
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an operator you tell them your
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name they type your name into
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a computer and they link it
5:40
to knowing which number ride vehicle
5:42
you're in so it will time
5:44
out properly. But it is still
5:46
a pretty fucking manual system. But
5:48
that is, yeah, it's kind of
5:50
an old-fashioned way of doing it.
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Right, I guess, what else are
5:54
you going to do? Yeah. very
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fun this ride I'm watching it
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we'll talk about it looks like
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a very chill yes not not
6:02
too intense right we've we've talked
6:04
about the scuttled blank check goes
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to Orlando plans over the years
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who knows if it ever happens
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I have always felt like if
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we could make it happen this
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is the ride where you would
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walk off and be like enchanting
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I get where you're coming from
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not that you would be fully
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theme park-filled but I think you
6:25
would have a florky-esque Wall comes
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down, I get it. It's one
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of the rides, it's one of
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the few rides that has actually
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stuck with me. Wow. It is
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enchanting, it is relaxing, it is...
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I like relaxing, I like hearing
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that. Yeah, and it's a fascinating
6:41
combination of the first half the
6:43
ride is you basically going through
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ET the movie as a ride.
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And then you're like on his
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planet or something? Then the second
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half the ride is basically Spielbergberg
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being like... These are the things
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I developed when Universal begged me
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to make a sequel, and I
7:00
decided it was better to leave
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the movie as is, but you
7:04
know what? I'll let them write
7:06
a sequel novel, and I'll put
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it in the ride. And you
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go to ET's plant with a
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bunch of guys. A bunch of
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weird plant guys who are like
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playing instruments on their belly and
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doing stuff, and then he says,
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your motherfuckin' name, which rules, because
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I'm gonna say it. Pow
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I just shit my pants. This is
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a blank check with Griffin and David.
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I'm Griffin. I'm David It's a podcast
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about fromographies Directors who have massive success
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early on in their careers and are
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given a series of blank checks to
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make whatever crazy passion products they want
7:42
and sometimes those checks clear and sometimes
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they bounce baby Sometimes they fly in
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front of the moon and into film
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history Here's my first one. Okay. I
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think this movie is good. Okay, that's
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not. a hot take at all, that's
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widely held opinion. Second, and this is
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a hot take. I think this is
8:00
one of the most successful movies of
8:03
all time. It's not even like a
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take. It's just a matter of data.
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And third, I think this is one
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of the most important movies in history.
8:12
Just kind of in like cultural kind
8:14
of Omni present. These are hot takes.
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I don't want anyone to cancel me
8:19
for this. I'm very excited to be
8:21
talking about ET. I see. Okay. Today
8:24
we've gotten to what I think is
8:26
his best phone. I think it's sort
8:28
of inarguably his, I have AI above
8:31
it as a personal favorite, I think
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ET is, his, Opus, yes. I mean,
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AI and ET are very paired, in
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my opinion, Ben, can you grab me
8:40
a cell, sir, this voice is gonna
8:42
keep catching up with me. I think
8:45
at Power of the Sun and E.T.
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you're very linked. I think Catch me
8:49
if you can, E.T. you're very linked.
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I think because it deals with so
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many of the core themes, he has
8:56
other movies that are like adjacent to
8:59
ET that I could understand, people ranking
9:01
above or below. But I'm like, this
9:03
is the cleanest example of everything coming
9:06
to ahead. Yeah, this is, yeah, look.
9:08
Yeah, I mean it's ET. This is
9:10
always gonna be a top episode. It's
9:13
a, it's, you know, there's, it's easy
9:15
to go into superlatives because there's really
9:17
no way to over superlative ET. Yeah.
9:20
And its success is undeniable and it's
9:22
the best. Talking about his blank check
9:24
status. Watch the trailer for this movie.
9:27
That very wisely hides ET. In all
9:29
of the trailers for the movie, all
9:31
you saw. was his hand and the
9:34
glowing finger at the very end. Silhouette
9:36
of the hand. I feel like you
9:38
don't even see silhouette of the rest
9:41
of his body. So like seeing E.T.
9:43
was surprised was kept off the poster.
9:45
The main poster image at the time.
9:48
Was the two fingers touching, right? This
9:50
is how the trailer opens. In 1975,
9:52
he brought you Joss. Yeah. In 1977,
9:55
he brought you close encounters of the
9:57
third kind. Let's not pay attention to
9:59
what happened in 1979. In 1981, he
10:02
brought you raiders of the Lost Ark.
10:04
In 1982, he brings you ET, the
10:06
extraterrestrial. Why not? If you're sitting in
10:09
the theater and you see that trailer,
10:11
you're like, great, you're promising me. One
10:13
of the greatest movies ever. You're promising
10:16
me. the fucking pinnacle of Hollywood filmmaking
10:18
and this movie like delivered. Right? There's
10:20
like a confidence to that pitch that
10:23
it is incredible it met and also
10:25
met in a way where the weird
10:27
contradiction of ET is like this is
10:30
his small personal movie. Yes, it is.
10:32
And it is undeniably smaller in scale
10:34
than the films you've been making. Intimate
10:37
film and if you actually recount it,
10:39
like five things happen in this movie.
10:41
Sure. And nonetheless, it's an epic, it's
10:44
sort of a little epic, as I
10:46
think you put it. A mini epic.
10:48
Yes. And it has real sweep, shriep,
10:51
to it. Look, obviously, a lot of
10:53
that is John Williams, who we will
10:55
talk about. A lot of that is
10:58
just the emotion this film is able
11:00
to tap into makes it feel operatic.
11:02
When it is actually very contained in
11:05
focused. And watching it today, it is
11:07
just like astounding as much as I
11:09
still feel like ET is one of
11:12
the movies that probably gets repeated in
11:14
like the offices of studio execs all
11:16
the time of wouldn't be great to
11:19
make something like ET. This thing would
11:21
not pass one notes round. This thing
11:23
would not survive. You just cannot imagine
11:26
them not feeling the need to explain
11:28
everything. Add bigger set pieces blow it
11:30
off heighten the stakes, you know, sure,
11:33
I think there could be What I
11:35
think the movie is missing, and I
11:37
don't know if you guys agree with
11:40
me is Barb. I don't bring her
11:42
in. You want Barb from Stranger Things?
11:44
Stranger Things is one of those, like,
11:47
totemic shows that invented everything that happens
11:49
in it, right? You know, it's like,
11:51
the tone, the vibes, the, the tone,
11:53
the vibes, the, the tone, the vibes,
11:56
the, the tone, the vibes, the aesthetic,
11:58
the, the tone, the vibes, the, the
12:00
tone, the, the tone, the tone, the
12:03
tone, the vibes, the vibes, the tone,
12:05
the vibes, the tone, the vibes, the
12:07
tone, the vibes, the, the, the tone,
12:10
the tone, the, the tone, the tone,
12:12
the, the tone, the tone, the, the
12:14
tone, the tone, the, the tone, the,
12:17
the tone, the tone, the, the, the
12:19
tone, the tone, the, the, the tone,
12:21
the, the You know, look, I have
12:24
famous being facetious. I am being facetious.
12:26
I just wanted to really crystallize. I
12:28
love to occasionally bring up Barb. Barb
12:31
because I've never made it past like.
12:33
episode three of Stranger Things. I tried
12:35
three times if that show was so
12:38
popular. I've never watched a second of
12:40
it. You know, trying to be like,
12:42
this show is so popular. I'm sure
12:45
I would, and I always, so I've
12:47
tried three times, so I've watched Poor
12:49
Barb. Poor forgotten Barb. This like very
12:52
early character dies. I've watched her die
12:54
three times. Barb looms very large for
12:56
you. And then just been like, ah,
12:59
I can't be bothered. It's not tried
13:01
with episode. When you said Barb, Barb,
13:03
I was like. Do you want ET
13:06
to go to Vista Del Mar? What
13:08
are you implying? There's a new Barben
13:10
Cup with Barb and Star. Barben Star?
13:13
That would be so cute. You know
13:15
what rocks? Go to Vista Delmar. Barben
13:17
Star? Go to Vista Delmar? That movie
13:20
rules. Such a good movie. Yeah, here's
13:22
another movie that rules. ET, the extraterrestrial
13:24
from 1982. Yes, we do. I've so
13:27
fucking much to say. who were possibly
13:29
hovering around it, but the whole time,
13:31
every time we talked about it, we
13:34
kept circling back to, and by the
13:36
way, if we do ET guestless, that's
13:38
all right. That feels kind of ideal.
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Oh yeah, for sure. You know, there
13:43
were few people kind of sniffing around,
13:45
and we were like, if it works,
13:48
it works, but you know what? I'm
13:50
down to just fucking, just lay out
13:52
and talk ET ET ET, E. The
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boys. When did you first see ET
13:57
the extra trash? Great question. I cannot
13:59
carbon date it. It was young. It
14:02
was early. I feel like it was
14:04
presented to me as if it were
14:06
like the Grand Canyon. Same. Like you
14:09
are finally ready to understand a thing
14:11
that is like key to our culture.
14:13
But also I think what is still
14:16
so specific about ET. is it is
14:18
presented to children as this right of
14:20
passage of like are you finally ready
14:23
to go through a profound emotional interest?
14:25
Can you handle the sort of more
14:27
intense emotions of this big feelings movie?
14:30
Yes. My guess is I saw it
14:32
around five if not younger but like
14:34
I couldn't tell you. I couldn't either.
14:37
I remember very viscerally the experience of
14:39
watching it for the first time and
14:41
the emotional journey of it and yet
14:44
I can't pin what age it was
14:46
because it's hard for me to think
14:48
about a time before I had seen.
14:51
you just every time I watch E.T.
14:53
Yes. Realize how written into my brain
14:55
it is of just like Elliot's little
14:58
shark toy. Things like this. You know
15:00
where I'm just... You know where I'm
15:02
just... Yeah, like all right, like the
15:05
image of the blood on his finger.
15:07
Things are just like, I'm these all
15:09
these things made such an impact on
15:12
me at a young age and they
15:14
are so like, like when I see
15:16
them it's almost like freaky deja vu.
15:19
Like then I'm like remembering something that
15:21
happened to happen to happen to me.
15:23
Whatever yeah pounded into me. Yeah, you
15:26
wanna Ben? I mean same yeah, I
15:28
saw it very young. I don't remember
15:30
exactly when but it's just been so
15:33
It's ingrained in me You know, and
15:35
we were all born after it came
15:37
out. It's not like we even saw
15:40
it, you know, in theaters or whatever.
15:42
And I remember the VHS tape having
15:44
a little green corner at the bottom
15:46
of the version I had that just
15:49
like always stuck out to me as
15:51
seeing it on the shelf. Okay. And
15:53
this also for sure implanted in my
15:56
mind that I want to be abducted
15:58
by an alien. So ET is kind
16:00
of a real pivot point movie for
16:03
you? Definitely. Yeah. So David's similar
16:05
experience for you? Wanting to
16:07
be abducted by an alien? No, no,
16:09
no. Watching ET for the first time. That's
16:12
right. No, no, no. I don't remember. I
16:14
don't remember the first time I saw it.
16:16
I'll say this, like, all implanted in my
16:18
brain burned into me. It was not a
16:21
movie I watched obsessively as a child.
16:23
It was not a VHS we had
16:25
I remember this one very profound experience
16:27
and then my sister Romley long-time sister
16:30
who's nine years younger when she was
16:32
a couple years old and it was
16:34
like is Romley ready for ET We
16:36
rented it for her and I feel like
16:39
I had possibly not seen it since the
16:41
one time at that point Romley had
16:43
a phase where she was obsessed with it
16:45
and I feel like I watched it five
16:47
times with her sure when she was like,
16:49
you know, four and I was like 13.
16:51
And then we took roundly on the
16:53
universal ride, she got terrified because
16:55
she didn't like actually meeting ET.
16:57
There is, there no way that
16:59
he knew how to say her name.
17:02
It was bad. Yeah. It like activated
17:04
some satanic chant in ET and he
17:06
started talking backwards. No, and we were
17:08
like. Romi, Romi, stop calling, he's gonna
17:11
say your name and then he goes
17:13
like goodbye. I will post it on
17:15
social media but afterwards at Universal next
17:17
to the gift shop they have like
17:20
a photo op where you can get
17:22
on the bike and ride in front
17:24
of the moon with ET. And we were
17:26
like, don't you want a photo with
17:29
ET and probably stop crying for it?
17:31
Five seconds in order to do a
17:33
perfect child, like model smiling face pose.
17:36
We got the picture and then she
17:38
got off and started bawling again. The
17:40
photo's incredible. But so I watched it a
17:42
lot in that period. Sure. And then I've seen
17:45
it, I want to say two or three
17:47
times since then. They were released at
17:49
NIMAX a couple years ago. I remember
17:51
going to like a free public park
17:53
screening. ET. uh... probably ten years
17:55
ago that was weirdly the twentieth
17:57
version projected off a DVD where
18:00
Everyone like five minutes and was like,
18:02
oh, fuck, CGI. Right. But it is
18:04
a movie that was there. Jappo was
18:06
there. ET stepped on his tail and
18:09
then Jabba stepped on his neck. Yeah.
18:11
But yeah, it's just, it's a very
18:13
important film to me, despite it not
18:15
really being like one of my movies.
18:18
Yeah, I hear what you're saying that,
18:20
but this ET is, yeah, right, to
18:22
me, not a movie I'd want to
18:25
watch all the time. Do you outgrow
18:27
a little bit? because I definitely remember
18:29
having my collection and at some point
18:31
and I watched it a lot because
18:34
I didn't have a lot of VHS
18:36
tapes growing up. You owned it. You
18:38
owned it. Yeah. And at some point
18:41
I was like that's baby stuff. Of
18:43
course when you're a teenager you right
18:45
you you swing away but then you
18:47
swing back. Well no I hadn't swung
18:50
back until today. Because I swung back.
18:52
I mean well I was destroyed was
18:54
pretty wrecked. Destroyed. I can only imagine.
18:56
I think, look, I've talked about this
18:59
a lot. Romilly being almost a decade
19:01
younger than me basically insulated me from
19:03
needing to swing away from any childish
19:06
stuff. That's why. Because I was just
19:08
like, oh, I'll take her to every
19:10
animated movie. You're the man in front
19:12
of us today. Right, exactly. And obviously
19:15
my love of the craft of like
19:17
fucking puppets and animation, whatever, I still
19:19
wanted to watch these things clinically as
19:22
my adult brain was developing, but that
19:24
made it okay for me to see
19:26
everything to see everything. I do think,
19:28
I just want to call this out,
19:31
I think also, culturally, we were of
19:33
a generation where there was this kind
19:35
of like, you go through a phase
19:37
where you think Spielberg is a corny
19:40
manipulative bullshit artist. 100%! And that was
19:42
like a cultural thing of like... People
19:44
love Spielberg as kids, then they get
19:47
cynical about him if you get serious
19:49
about movies and then you maybe swing
19:51
back. Now Spielberg is sort of like
19:53
such an old master? Yeah, he's like
19:56
a guardian of cinema now. It's not
19:58
the same. Mostly making adult dramas? Yeah,
20:00
he makes original movies too, so people
20:03
are just like, oh, what, you know,
20:05
used to be... like Spielberg he's you
20:07
know playing to the middle of the
20:09
back right now he feels like someone
20:12
that like film Twitter protects more than
20:14
the general public does and reviewers you
20:16
know yeah but I do think that
20:18
was like a thing of like you're
20:21
in the 90s and people are like
20:23
is e t like corny bullshit no
20:25
no it's not it's it is it
20:28
is I just think it's like one
20:30
of the most emotionally astute movies ever
20:32
made I'm gonna say a lot of
20:34
hyperbolic things in this episode you need
20:37
to relax I'm going to need you,
20:39
I need you to relax because we're
20:41
going to go too crazy. It's so
20:44
fucking good. Yeah, it's very very good.
20:46
Steven Spielberg's ET. I'm going to just
20:48
open the dossier just to sort of,
20:50
just to kind of like put a
20:53
saucer under the cup. Kathleen Kennedy. A
20:55
person who everyone has normal feelings about.
20:57
Yeah, it's, look, it's my favorite thing
21:00
to say when people like to complain
21:02
about the things she has done in
21:04
charge of Lucas film and go like,
21:06
like, who is this woman anyway. Why
21:09
did she get this position? I'm like,
21:11
I don't know what success she had.
21:13
She produced ET? He met her. What
21:15
are you talking about? While working on
21:18
1941. Yes, she was John Millius' secretary.
21:20
And right, she was working for John
21:22
Millius and so she starts working for
21:25
Seamus Billberg. She's an associate producer on
21:27
Pielberg. While I was doing all this
21:29
close encounters research, I found out about
21:31
this UFO case in Kentucky. Go find
21:34
out about it. Yeah. She goes and
21:36
digs into it. There's a case where
21:38
a family said they've been visited from
21:41
creatures from outer space. It's called the
21:43
Kelly Hopkinsville encounter. It's a very famous
21:45
UFOology thing. Family of 12 that all
21:47
said, sort of like these gray aliens,
21:50
you know, hypnotized us. It's a classic
21:52
classic classic. They were a turn of
21:54
this sicaca seven. has just come out
21:56
and Spielberg hires John Sales off of
21:59
that to basically like dramatize this. And
22:01
this is the kind of fabled lost
22:03
project Night Sky. Correct. It's basically a...
22:06
our thriller kind of movie about like
22:08
families coming under attack by aliens and
22:10
Spielberg is like thinking about making this
22:12
piece like what if like 20 years
22:15
from now someone makes this movie and
22:17
it's about you know you throw cups
22:19
of water on them and baseball it's
22:22
just one of these passing things it's
22:24
funny that he that's chamalan the Air
22:26
to Spielberg at that moment makes signs
22:28
which is night skies like you know
22:31
with his with Shalom's themes answered great
22:33
point It's just fascinating to me that
22:35
this movie kind of comes from three
22:37
different streams of like thought incubation But
22:40
all three start with Spielberg like he's
22:42
not intercepting anything from the outside, right?
22:44
Like there's this one impulse while still
22:47
making close encounters that is like what
22:49
if I made a really scary alien?
22:51
rather than the spiritual one. Then the
22:53
second thread is while he's shooting close
22:56
encounters and they are filming the stuff
22:58
from the end of the movie where
23:00
the aliens come out of the ship
23:03
and there's the one main, Carlo and
23:05
Baldy, animatronic alien who is the one
23:07
who does the hand signals and really
23:09
interacts with Richard Rifas. He has this
23:12
like thought of what if this was
23:14
like a student exchange program? What if
23:16
Richard Rifas gets on the ship and
23:19
the alien stays behind? What happens if
23:21
there's one alien on Earth on Earth
23:23
on Earth? thinking about that in like
23:25
a Disney movie. And is it a
23:28
coincidence maybe that that movie was almost
23:30
kind of anti-family a little bit? We'll
23:32
talk about it. Okay, look. John Sales
23:34
delivers the script. Okay. Spielberg is just
23:37
kind of like, this is violent. I
23:39
don't want this. Too scary and also
23:41
is this different enough from close encounters.
23:44
Do I need to do this? And
23:46
he's reading the script. One of the
23:48
last images in the script is a
23:50
little alien left alone looking at the
23:53
sky. And Spielberg is like, well, well,
23:55
that's interesting. That's interesting. And so throughout
23:57
making raiders, he's trying, he's pondering this
24:00
and he's trying to get back to
24:02
the tranquility, he says, the spirituality of
24:04
close encounters. He's kind of lonely, his
24:06
girlfriend of the time, Kathleen Kerry. is
24:09
in California, so is George Lucas, Harrison
24:11
Ford is pooping his guts out all
24:13
the time, and Spielberg's like, I wish
24:15
I had a friend to talk to,
24:18
because you know, it's the days before
24:20
he could just fire up Twitter and
24:22
fire off some sexy posts. Twitter is
24:25
a great place for friends. Exactly, connects
24:27
to the world in a really healthy
24:29
way. He's bored. Yeah. And he's like...
24:31
What if I were 10 years old
24:34
again and I had like an imaginary
24:36
friend? I feel like it's been turned
24:38
into like there's this kind of apocryphal
24:41
like Spielberg had an imaginary alien friend
24:43
as a child. I think that is
24:45
not true. No, I think it's about
24:47
him going back to the idea of
24:50
imaginary friend. Exactly. And what is like,
24:52
why do children do that? What does
24:54
this like need to create a thing
24:56
to fill a void? you know, a
24:59
sense of like loneliness that needs to
25:01
be replaced with like an imaginary loyalty.
25:03
You know, because it's like kids with
25:06
friends have imaginary friends. It's not just
25:08
like a thing of latchkey children who
25:10
don't know how to socialize, but I
25:12
think it's the notion of that like
25:15
connectivity. I have an imaginary friend who
25:17
is always going to be there for
25:19
me that I can call on at
25:22
any moment. That's what he's riffing on,
25:24
not a specific imaginary friend of his
25:26
You know, he's pondering all of this
25:28
and he's thinking of course about his
25:31
father being gone and you know when
25:33
he was a young man and That's
25:35
how he comes up with Elliot and
25:37
this kid whose dad is flown off
25:40
to Mexico with another woman. But here's
25:42
the other part of this that the
25:44
third stream is during close encounters, which
25:47
he wrote of course He's like writing
25:49
another script or at least noodling with
25:51
the early stages of it being like
25:53
maybe I write all of my movies
25:56
and it is his first attempt to
25:58
try to make the thing that he
26:00
kicks the can on for 40 years
26:03
that eventually becomes the fable man's right
26:05
yeah it's the first attempt of being
26:07
like do I want to make a
26:09
movie about divorce maybe not a literal
26:12
autobiographical film about my family, but I
26:14
want to like excise the emotions of
26:16
divorce and being a child of divorce.
26:19
And like at many points over the
26:21
next couple decades, every time he sort
26:23
of toys with it, he goes, too
26:25
hot to handle. Sure. What he gets
26:28
into is the idea of can I
26:30
fold these three things together? Yeah. So
26:32
he's got the sales draft, he's like,
26:34
forget it. He brings in Melissa Matheson.
26:37
Yes. Who had written the Black Stallion
26:39
1975 or 1979 Black Stallion. Is on
26:41
set during Raiders. Because she is dating
26:44
Mr. Harrison Ford. Correct. And she's one
26:46
of the only people he's around there
26:48
to talk to. Yes. She's written the
26:50
Black Stallion, which he loves. She's written
26:53
the escape artist, which was a notoriously
26:55
kind of tragic and difficult production. And...
26:57
Uh, well, for instance for Copeland's Sun
27:00
dies during the making of that film,
27:02
uh, of that film, whatever. It's a
27:04
complicated movie, right? Sure. The point is,
27:06
he starts talking to her about, like,
27:09
I'm noodling with these ideas, there's the
27:11
sales draft I have, there's this other
27:13
thing I'm interested in, whatever it is,
27:15
Melissa Matheson's like, I'm retired, I don't
27:18
want to write anymore. But she's... She's
27:20
finally sort of locks in. What, David,
27:22
David. Let me read the dossier. Let
27:25
me read the dossier. Don't give me
27:27
that look. I just feel like why
27:29
do we even have the dossier then?
27:31
Because it's great. Okay. Well, she said...
27:34
JJ phone. She's not into science fiction.
27:36
She doesn't feel like a good writer.
27:38
She didn't like Black Stallion. Spill works
27:41
as he admired Black Stallion, which feels
27:43
a little more, you know, couched in.
27:45
But she was feeling very unhappy and
27:47
miserable about herself. She'd optioned a book
27:50
for some screenplay that she couldn't finish.
27:52
Whatever, they all lean on her, Kennedy,
27:54
Harrison, Ford, Spielberg, all lean on her,
27:56
she writes a draft, and she writes
27:59
a screenplay called E.T.N.M. Then it's called
28:01
a boys. life. She consults with Harrison
28:03
Ford's young sons, Willard and Benjamin. Good
28:06
names. Sure. Will that be true? And
28:08
she says that multiple kids that she
28:10
talks to basically with this proposal of
28:12
like what would you do if you
28:15
had an imaginary sort of alien friend
28:17
bring up the healing, taking the owies
28:19
away, right? Interesting. And so she locks
28:22
into that as like, okay, that can
28:24
be what's sort of magical about him.
28:26
Yeah. The other thing is that Harrison
28:28
Ford's boys are obsessed with Dungeons and
28:31
Dragons. Okay. And she's like, okay. So
28:33
I think like I'm gonna have them
28:35
playing Dungeon Dragons, have the sort of
28:38
like seed the rich imaginative stuff there.
28:40
I like that. Yeah, I did too.
28:42
Phone home, Melissa's line. Okay. Spielberg's joke
28:44
was, Melissa, are you working for me
28:47
or AT&T? And she said, to quote
28:49
Ben Hosley, it's AT or at you,
28:51
you have to choose now. Yeah, funny.
28:53
But also, wait a second, Ben, plagiarize
28:56
that joke? But a decade of loss.
28:58
She's crap. Spielberg, Pace, then has lunch
29:00
with Kathleen Kennedy. Mm-hmm. Walks in with
29:03
the screenplay. Kathleen Kennedy's meeting with someone
29:05
at MGM MGM. GM, I think. And
29:07
he's just like, we could shoot this
29:09
draft. It's the first draft and he's
29:12
like, we could shoot this to me.
29:14
He says it is still. It's still
29:16
to this day, the best first draft
29:19
he's ever read. Kathleen Kennedy said, at
29:21
that point in time, I'd maybe read
29:23
five scripts. Right. But Spielberg said, like,
29:25
people would read it and cry. Right.
29:28
It's like, you know, which is not
29:30
usual for a screen play. thousands of
29:32
scripts and nothing's as good as that
29:34
first draft of ET. The other part
29:37
of it is that Spielberg had been
29:39
stewing on all the pieces of this
29:41
for so long that he's basically during
29:44
raiders like going to her and being
29:46
like, can I share some more thoughts
29:48
with you? So like the writing process
29:50
is like, and I think it extends
29:53
when Raiders wraps, wraps, them meeting and
29:55
spending days where he is just spilling
29:57
notions and ideas to her. And then
30:00
she's doing things like talking to Ford's
30:02
sons and going, what about this? What
30:04
about this? And they're like meeting on
30:06
it. They're talking through it a lot
30:09
before she goes off rights. Hands them
30:11
a perfect thing. And they're like, they
30:13
probably adjusted less than 10% of what's
30:15
in that draft. But so it makes
30:18
sense that this thing sort of like
30:20
comes together so quickly. Yeah, it doesn't
30:22
I think being in love with Harrison
30:25
Ford especially back then is kind of
30:27
a tricky thing. He's kind of a
30:29
grump, you know, but the right focus
30:31
on it which is she is getting
30:34
to sleep with him. That's pretty cool.
30:36
Sure. I mean, yes. But but but
30:38
so it makes sense that this thing
30:41
sort of like comes together so quickly.
30:43
Because it had been in him so
30:45
long, she knew it a process at
30:47
well, she was pulling from other places.
30:50
When she finally sits down to write,
30:52
it had all sort of been figured
30:54
out. But I also think it is
30:56
a key part of this movie for
30:59
how much Spielberg didn't really want to
31:01
talk about his childhood at length until
31:03
later in life, but everyone knew that
31:06
the divorce was seismic. I think people
31:08
used to read this movie as being
31:10
a lot more like one-to-one autobiographical. Where
31:12
when you watch this film now, you're
31:15
like, the circumstances of his childhood do
31:17
not line up very well to this
31:19
movie. It is speaking to a feeling,
31:22
it is speaking to an emotional truth,
31:24
but there is like not a ton
31:26
of overlap here. And I think if
31:28
Spielberg had tried to write this himself,
31:31
it would never have even gotten close
31:33
to being as good as her being
31:35
able to process it and with a
31:38
little distance, form an actual story around
31:40
this. It isn't. It's not a, yeah,
31:42
this is the, just because he's inspired
31:44
by his, you know, his childhood, you
31:47
know, search for a father figure and
31:49
all that, and that's in the movie.
31:51
It's right, it's not like some one-to-one
31:53
movie about Spielberg's childhood at all. No,
31:56
which is what I find fascinating. And
31:58
I think I'm going to just pin
32:00
on the board right here in our
32:03
conversation that I was thinking a lot
32:05
about on this most recent watch. What
32:07
is ET about? I have plenty of
32:09
answers to you on that. I have
32:12
plenty of answers to you too, but
32:14
I think part of the movie's power
32:16
is that it actually is a little
32:19
hard to pin down. that it is
32:21
a little bit of like a mirror
32:23
and I think why this movie is
32:25
so effective is I think it is
32:28
about certain very specific things but I
32:30
think it is about them in a
32:32
way that leaves enough room for everyone
32:34
to like fill in the pieces of
32:37
it this is my take I will
32:39
get into it I'm not sure I
32:41
agree with that yes I think ET
32:44
is a very universal and powerful feeling
32:46
that children have which is why I
32:48
agree that's what I think it's speaking
32:50
to yes well Rick Baker had been
32:53
brought in to I guess design a
32:55
bunch of monster aliens for night skies
32:57
and was basically told like this is
33:00
now a children's film and you have
33:02
to design one alien yeah was really
33:04
so he got really mad yeah and
33:06
exits the project you wasted my time
33:09
Spielberg turns to Stan Winston another icon
33:11
yeah And Stan Winston likes the script,
33:13
but then he also checks in with
33:15
Carlo Rambaldi, who of course did the
33:18
amatronic for the big monks. For King
33:20
Khan, and he did. He did do
33:22
the little alien in close encounters, who
33:25
obviously is only on screen for 10
33:27
seconds or whatever. But Kirlarambaldi comes from
33:29
fucking Doria or Gento movies. He is
33:31
it rude to say he looks like
33:34
he tea? It is not. I had
33:36
the exact same thought. He's a very
33:38
funny-looking guy. People always talk about that
33:41
like Spielberg, like, you know, throughout, like,
33:43
I want to look a little like
33:45
Einstein. Yeah, then he's like, he has
33:47
Einstein's eyes. I want the intelligence and
33:50
I want the kindness in this. And
33:52
then I was just, well, yeah, he's
33:54
got put Derek's rocking by. He's like,
33:57
like, even his Wikipedia photo in the...
33:59
background blurred out his ET and it's
34:01
like you're like brother look at this
34:03
side by side shape of his head
34:06
kind of triangulates he's got these very
34:08
rich big but wide set eyes and
34:10
then the kind of like small pointiness
34:12
of his mouth and his nose oh
34:15
my god that's so funny right yeah
34:17
And you look at him and there's
34:19
the same kind of like odd elusive
34:22
hard to pin down quality where you're
34:24
like this guy looks a little scary
34:26
a little intense kind emotionally like deep,
34:28
you know, it's all there. So Rambaldi,
34:31
Spilberg decides he wants both. Stan Winston
34:33
doesn't want to collaborate so Spilorg just
34:35
goes with them. Stan Winston apparently intensely
34:38
regretted that decision no shit obviously uh...
34:40
and he's you know gives him this
34:42
really great sort of suggestion of like
34:44
basically like i want him to be
34:47
off putting but not monstrous which is
34:49
kind of a tough needle to thread
34:51
and if the e t design is
34:53
bad this movie stinks i agree it's
34:56
really would be really hard to overcome
34:58
if you have like mac and me
35:00
like you know instead of e t
35:03
right the mac and me absolutely like
35:05
if you just have a stupid looking
35:07
thing and what's wild is like you
35:09
know Rambaldi comes from like someone who
35:12
did yellow movies, right? The year before
35:14
this, he does possession. Great movie. The
35:16
creature stuff that he actually designed Isabella
35:19
Johnny. People don't know that she is
35:21
a Carlo Rambaldi animator on it. And
35:23
that's the root of her recent like
35:25
legal tax issues is like puppets shouldn't
35:28
be filing taxes. She doesn't know. Yeah,
35:30
I think she went to jail for
35:32
a bit possibly. If you're French, yeah,
35:34
and you're a famous actor, yeah, and
35:37
then you get older, yeah, something weird
35:39
to happen. It is, I don't know
35:41
what it is. It is wild. It's
35:44
like a radioactive half-life thing where it's
35:46
like, oh, time's up, you're about to
35:48
get weird, it's some way or another.
35:50
Right. Does like, is like, is the
35:53
biggest talent, you see the great guys
35:55
from Deepa... My favorite Netflix show? Yes.
35:57
I know it's not a, it's probably,
36:00
you know, what's that show called? Call
36:02
my agent? Yes, yes. I love that
36:04
show. Yeah. on my monkey pod joke.
36:06
That was good. It does feel like
36:09
the fame catches up with all of
36:11
them in a weird way. Have you
36:13
ever watched Call My Agents? So my
36:15
mom was like, watch this show. I
36:18
think I was like, I don't know.
36:20
You might be surprised to hear that
36:22
my mom was like, watch the show.
36:25
You might be surprised to hear that
36:27
my mom was like, watch the show.
36:29
And I was like, you might be
36:31
surprised to hear that my mom was
36:34
like, watch the show, that my mom
36:36
was like watch the French act. It's
36:38
so funny. Anyway, what I was going
36:41
to say is that possession designs are
36:43
not that different from ET. Interesting. Is
36:45
that sort of like fleshy, gooey, lumpy,
36:47
brown, sort of like bio-organic body horror
36:50
thing to ET? Right. And it's just
36:52
give it nice eyes and more of
36:54
a kind of old band vibes. The
36:57
possession ones are fully terrifying, but it
36:59
is what you're talking about, that line
37:01
of like... there should be something a
37:03
little off-putting for him in him. What
37:06
will make him feel real is the
37:08
idea that the audience has to kind
37:10
of like learn to love him and
37:12
warm up to him and start to
37:15
see a personality in him rather than
37:17
all other movies like this design something
37:19
that at first blush is cute, right?
37:22
Like they don't trust that they can
37:24
get you there through performance and story.
37:26
They're like, well, if he looks cute,
37:28
it's easy to get people in. to
37:31
invoke a movie we've covered in the
37:33
past decade of dreams. When David Finscher
37:35
was doing his casting process for Sure,
37:38
with the Dragon Tattoo, and all of
37:40
Hollywood's hottest actress were coming in and
37:42
desperately vying. And ET did audition for
37:44
that. He did. And by the way,
37:47
he had a good take. He had
37:49
a good take. Sure. He had a
37:51
good take. He always said, I am
37:53
hacking. Yes. The problem was he would
37:56
see people like Scarlet Johansson. to not
37:58
make Scarlet Johansson sexy. And we could
38:00
like put the piercings to the wigs
38:03
on her and it always still was
38:05
like fighting that. And he said to
38:07
Sony, I need Elizabeth to be like
38:09
ET. And they said, what do you
38:12
mean? And he said, I want it
38:14
to be so if you see her
38:16
on a poster, it feels a little
38:19
bracing. And I trust that in the
38:21
movie, you will warm up to it.
38:23
And he said like, like, ET, if
38:25
you see him as like a plush
38:28
doll on a plush doll on a
38:30
shelf, But if you've seen the movie,
38:32
you connect to the design. So, you
38:34
know, he comes up with the ET
38:37
design is a really good one. Yeah,
38:39
he nailed it. It's fucking incredible. Beyond
38:41
the design, it is just, I texted
38:44
this in BC Group Text, Max, Plus,
38:46
our major all hands on deck group
38:48
text, as JJ was like completing the
38:50
dossier. And I said, like, does ET
38:53
give the greatest performance in the history
38:55
of film? He's
38:58
a cool guy. It is
39:00
astonishing what they get out
39:02
of like a obviously a real
39:04
mishmash of mediums Right animatronics puppets
39:06
guy in suit Yes, but I
39:09
think the thing in the
39:11
ET puppet that I struggle
39:13
to think of another example
39:15
of it being done this
39:17
effectively Isn't just like oh, there's
39:19
an expressiveness to him This
39:21
puppet feels like it breathes.
39:23
There are motors in it
39:25
that are like micro expressions that
39:28
are going on and moments in
39:30
the film that are not trying
39:32
to sell an emotion. They
39:34
are selling the idea that
39:37
he just exists. There's always
39:39
this kind of just sort
39:41
of like flexing of his face.
39:43
Right. I agree. I think
39:45
UT's cool. I do think...
39:47
He's right on the edge of looking
39:50
completely fucked up and terrifying, which is
39:52
why he's cool. I like when he
39:54
gets drunk, I like when he puts
39:57
on flannel, like when he crushes some
39:59
beers, we'll talk about it. Can I
40:01
do a quick ranking in my... five
40:04
favorite comedians of all time. Number one,
40:06
Steve Martin. Number two, drunk E.T. Number
40:08
three, E.T. as it goes for Halloween.
40:11
Yeah. Number four, E.T. wearing lady clothes.
40:13
Number five, Bernie Mac. Um, these are
40:15
three of the funniest. I am scared
40:18
of you, Mother Funer. Eastery. Yeah, I
40:20
love it when E.T. says that. which
40:22
means it is my birthday month. And
40:25
all I ask for as a present
40:27
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everybody. Especially the movies. Spilberg
43:38
has a script. Spilberg has a little
43:40
clay prototype of what ET looks like.
43:43
He goes to Columbia, where Night's Guys
43:45
was set up and they made close
43:47
encounters, and they're like, this is gonna
43:49
cost $10 million. That seems like a
43:52
lot. Your last movie was 1941, because
43:54
Raiders hasn't come out let. Yet, that
43:56
didn't do well. And let's remember that
43:58
Columbia really had it. We have a
44:01
movie called Starman that we really like.
44:03
This is I love when our podcast
44:05
has gone on long enough that stories
44:07
start to overlap and things we've covered
44:10
in the past like this web of
44:12
shit But Columbia really wanted a close
44:14
encounter sequel which is why he makes
44:16
the directors cut to sort of satiate
44:19
that need But when he comes to
44:21
them with nights guys, I think they're
44:23
like look this feels close enough to
44:25
close encounters even if it's not literally
44:28
a sequel We'll take what we can
44:30
get by the moment he comes in
44:32
with a fucking clay McKay and is
44:34
like it's now about like a nice
44:37
alien who befriends friends a sad boy
44:39
I think they were like, what the
44:41
fuck are you talking about? Sure. And
44:43
a thing I saw him talk about
44:46
a lot in these special features I
44:48
watch that span over decades is that
44:50
he kept on being like, this is
44:52
me trying to make a Disney movie.
44:55
And in 1982, in 1981, Disney was
44:57
at their nadeer. They are bad. It's
44:59
not quite a brand that you can
45:01
sell to people in the same way.
45:04
It's a bit of an embarrassing brand
45:06
at that point. He was like, like,
45:08
it's uncool Disney animation is. in a
45:10
bad place, Disney live action is in
45:13
a worse place. Like in 1982 or
45:15
1981 or whatever, like you're talking, that's
45:17
Fox in the Hound, Black Cauldron is
45:19
85, it's a, yes, it's an ade,
45:22
the Renaissance is coming. Tron comes out
45:24
the same summer, they're trying to make
45:26
Star Wars, right? Yes, or shitty family
45:28
comments, we both love Tron. The animation
45:31
movies are like struggles behind the scenes.
45:33
Columbia puts this project in turn around.
45:35
Yeah. Spielberg goes over to Sid Scheinberg,
45:37
his old mentor at Universal, and Scheinberg
45:40
says, I love it, but I'm not
45:42
sure it's going to be like a
45:44
big commercial movie. I'll give you distribution,
45:46
but I want you to raise some
45:49
money with a bonding company. Spielberg does
45:51
that and signs a contract that has
45:53
strict penalties where he would give up
45:55
percentage points if he went over budget
45:58
or anything like that. Well, they're trying
46:00
to keep him on rails as well.
46:02
And, you know, so he does it
46:04
really sort of... quickly and sort of
46:07
conservatively if that makes sense. This movie
46:09
was set up. in the manner of
46:11
a blank check project where everyone's like,
46:13
look, the script is good, it's probably
46:16
not commercial. He talks about how everyone
46:18
working on it was like, this feels
46:20
like a fun project, but I don't
46:22
know if it's going to make any
46:25
money, and his greatest wish was that
46:27
it wouldn't lose universal money. And Scheinberg
46:29
just kind of took a flyer and
46:31
like, look, we got a history, you've
46:34
made some other hits for us. There's
46:36
also this Howard Kazagian who produced Raiders
46:38
claims that Spielberg was trying to make
46:40
a musical universal called Real to Real,
46:43
which he could not get them to
46:45
agree to and he still kind of
46:47
owed Universal a movie and does ET
46:49
as also like finally he's like well
46:52
let me just do ET yeah now
46:54
I'm not sure how the grain of
46:56
salt on that you know like I
46:58
don't know how much we should take
47:01
it is like great people were just
47:03
getting something out of the way Universal
47:05
buys ET from Columbia for one million
47:07
dollars and instead just puts all their
47:10
chips all their chips onto Star Man.
47:12
Columbia does, yes. So, number one, casting
47:14
decision, Drew Barrymore. Bring her in. legendary
47:16
child of the Barrymore acting family. She
47:19
tells, famously tells Steven Spielberg a story
47:21
about how she's like the lead singer
47:23
of a punk band. Correct. I'm not
47:25
sure if that was like her like
47:28
making something up or if it was
47:30
like quote-unquote real. This is what he
47:32
said that she talked for minutes about
47:34
how she had a punk band and
47:37
she was just so like brathed and
47:39
you know confident she's five years old.
47:41
Right and like six or seven minutes
47:43
in he was like this isn't real.
47:46
Like the more details. Right. When she
47:48
started out, he was like, I guess
47:50
maybe she plays with friends at school
47:52
and she started typing to a degree.
47:55
But then his realization was, if she
47:57
can sell me on this being a
47:59
reality, this kid could sell me on
48:01
anything. I mean, she's, it's the most
48:04
delightful kid performance. It's incredible. It is
48:06
a sounding. In altered states is her
48:08
first movie is that right? She had
48:10
been in she is I think she
48:13
She's very young. She's very young. Heather,
48:15
or Carol, and for me. Anyway, Elliot
48:17
obviously is a much tougher decision. Yes.
48:19
David? Jackfisk? Oh, no, what were you
48:22
going to say? David Hollander. I don't
48:24
know who that is. Had been cast.
48:26
There's some kid from Little House in
48:28
the Prairie. Okay. He's made to play
48:31
D&D at Harrison Ford's house and was
48:33
seen as too showy and assertive by
48:35
Spielberg. So, is uncast? Well, let's get
48:38
ahead of one thing here, right? And
48:40
it speaks to like why the audition
48:42
process included things like Drew Barry Moore
48:44
talking about being in a punk band.
48:47
That Spielberg was like, for this to
48:49
work, I need to like create an
48:51
experience for this children, where they are
48:53
like feeling things honestly, and also are
48:56
like taking some part in the authorship
48:58
of this movie. So part of his
49:00
thought, even though... the script in his
49:02
view is pretty perfect is like the
49:05
thing that will make this work is
49:07
if the kids are really in this
49:09
in an honest way and we have
49:11
to sort of adjust around them and
49:14
find the right personalities and kids who
49:16
have that level imagination emotional connection and
49:18
all of that sort of stuff so
49:20
all the auditions are these weird tests
49:23
to sort of like see the personalities
49:25
of the children as much as anything
49:27
else? That makes sense to me? Yes.
49:29
Yeah, because Hennie Thomas reads, he's recommended,
49:32
yes, by Jackfisk, because he had played
49:34
Sissy's Basic Son in Raggedyman. He reads,
49:36
and the reading is not very, and
49:38
the reading is not very, and the
49:41
reading is not very good, but then
49:43
Spielberg's like, well, why don't you do
49:45
this improv? You can watch it on
49:47
YouTube. Have you ever seen this, Ben?
49:50
It is a callback where he just
49:52
describes to him the situation where he's
49:54
like, okay, so government men have shown
49:56
up and they want to do experiments
49:59
on ET and they're going to take
50:01
him away from you and ET's getting
50:03
sick and you have this emotional connection
50:05
to him and he's your best friend
50:08
and he's got it and he's like,
50:10
okay. And then they just start the
50:12
improv. Henry Thomas like breaks into tears
50:14
and does basically at the level of
50:17
what you see in the final film
50:19
the emotional connection of like you can't
50:21
take ET away from me and then
50:23
it ends with him going kid you
50:26
got the part. Wow yeah it's say
50:28
it you can hear him say it
50:30
it's like perfect but he in that
50:32
moment realizes like he's adjusting to all
50:35
these kids of like what's the way
50:37
to direct this kid right yeah what's
50:39
the best way to get this performance
50:41
out of them I'm casting personalities energies
50:44
energies energies energies emotions Corey Feldman is
50:46
cast as a character called Lance, who
50:48
is going to be Elliot's like nemesis,
50:50
bully, whatever, gets taken out of the
50:53
screen. Unnecessary. Yeah, totally. Feldman is very
50:55
depressed, but obviously that's what gets him
50:57
the parts in Gremlin's and the Goonies,
50:59
which Spielberg produced. Peter Coyote walks in,
51:02
Spielberg hates him, and then he puts
51:04
some keys on his belt, and Spielberg's
51:06
like, I love it! Jingle, jingle, jingle.
51:08
Where'd you get those keys? They talk
51:11
a lot about how he shot this
51:13
movie, like basically in continuity because he
51:15
wanted the kids to have the emotional
51:17
experience of like this building in real
51:20
time and part of the big calculation
51:22
which I would argue pit off really
51:24
well is like when we get to
51:26
the end of the movie there will
51:29
be an outpouring of emotion because these
51:31
kids will genuinely be saying goodbye to
51:33
the whole experience and there's this great
51:35
clip of Drew Barrymore. where like an
51:38
EPK they ask her during filming like
51:40
how is this experience been and she
51:42
just goes like it's great because there
51:44
are a lot of kids in this
51:47
movie and sometimes you work on other
51:49
movies and there aren't other kids so
51:51
when you're not working you don't have
51:53
anyone to play with and it's lonely
51:56
you don't have anyone to play with
51:58
and it's lonely but here they're kids
52:00
all the time? and like do activities
52:02
with the kids when they weren't being
52:05
schooled so that she could learn them
52:07
and adjust to them and pull from
52:09
what they were feeling and whatever. And
52:11
Peter Coyote makes this comment on one
52:14
of these things I watched. I think
52:16
it was like a Q&A for the
52:18
20th anniversary release. Where he was like,
52:20
yeah, the vibe on the set was
52:23
great. I mean, I had just come
52:25
off at 10 years of living on
52:27
different communes And I rolled onto the
52:29
set and I was like, yeah, this
52:32
feels like a commune And I'm like,
52:34
wait, we're not going to unpack that
52:36
at all That's cool. But it does
52:38
speak to his weird kind of earthy
52:41
vibe Yeah, he's he's a real hippie
52:43
guy because his name his birth name
52:45
is like Robert Cohen. Yeah, and when
52:47
he was in college she like a
52:50
Peyote and was like, I am Peter
52:52
Coyote. One of the coolest names. It's
52:54
a pretty cool name. Yeah. And he's,
52:56
he's like, you can read all about
52:59
him. He discovered Zen, hang out with
53:01
the beets, like was hanging out and
53:03
hate Ashbury in the 60s and all
53:05
that show. Has a fall of fame
53:08
voice. Sounds cool. And he sort of
53:10
emerges from all of that and he's
53:12
like, I'll start acting again. Right. I
53:14
love Peter Coyote. He's, he's amazing in
53:17
all that stuff. says he kind of
53:19
winged it. I think it really helps
53:21
the movie. Obviously, a lot of those
53:23
feels natural. He needs to work around
53:26
the kids. He can't impose structure around
53:28
them. He said a thing I liked
53:30
where he was like, Melissa Matheson did
53:32
this thing that no other writer I
53:35
worked with ever did, which is when
53:37
we started filming, she handed me, she
53:39
had broken all the scenes onto cards.
53:41
She had re-type scenes onto individual cards,
53:44
so I had a stack of cards,
53:46
and that freed me from needing to
53:48
carry the script around. And every day
53:51
I would take the couple of scenes
53:53
we were shooting and just put the
53:55
cards in my pocket and then just
53:57
be able to focus on those scenes.
54:00
You know, like take a card out,
54:02
show the kids, be like, this is
54:04
what we're filming today, and this takes
54:06
place after what we filmed yesterday, and
54:09
just really, like, zone into that reality.
54:11
With Spielberg they hadn't worked together again.
54:13
Spielberg moves on to like much more
54:15
established cinematographers and then Davio says he
54:18
heard the announcement of ET and sent
54:20
Spielberg I think a TV movie he
54:22
had shot recently. You need me to
54:24
read from the dossier. Fucking read from
54:27
the dossier. Because that is not what
54:29
it says in the doc. We have
54:31
to listen. Spielberg watched a TV movie
54:33
called The Boy Who Drank Too Much,
54:36
starring Scott Bayo. But Spielberg watched it.
54:38
And noticed Davio's names in the credits
54:40
and called him immediately. And was like,
54:42
you need to shoot my next feature.
54:45
And Alan's like, why? And he's like,
54:47
I just saw this thing on television
54:49
and knocked me out. So very nice
54:51
of him. But basically also kind of
54:54
like, hey, it's my old buddy Alan.
54:56
It's one of his only movies. And
54:58
then he goes on to, course, shoot,
55:00
uh, color verboid. Yes, he does this
55:03
next run for the trunk of the
55:05
80s. It's one of his only movies
55:07
not edited by Michael Khan. Yeah, which
55:09
is crazy. Why isn't it? I watched
55:12
some Long Con interview where I forget
55:14
what it is, but he explained there
55:16
was some... I thought it sucked. No,
55:18
there was some scheduling conflict. It was
55:21
the one time he was on something
55:23
like there was any... No, animosity or
55:25
weirdness behind it. Carol Littleton who edited
55:27
it is a pretty famous editor in
55:30
her own right and also married to
55:32
John Bailey, the very famous cinematographer. Fascinating,
55:34
Hollywood, down-the-line tech power couple. Yes. Anyway,
55:36
you know, Spielberg starts shooting the movie.
55:39
ET is sort of the big question.
55:41
We have the look, but how do
55:43
we, you know, make it move around?
55:45
I'm sorry, it's Poltergeist. It's that Poltergeist
55:48
and ET were going at the same
55:50
time, obviously, that those two shoots basically
55:52
went back to back and he asked
55:54
Khan to oversee Poltergeist because he basically
55:57
was like, I trust you and I'll
55:59
be hands-on with ET. That's what it
56:01
is. So with ET, they're like, he
56:03
can't be a puppet like Yoda because
56:06
he doesn't, that won't make sense in
56:08
a realistic, in a fantasy environment, like
56:10
sort of hopping around. So, animatronics, Carla
56:12
Rambaldi wants to do animatronics, but Spielberg
56:15
is like, he's not going to feel
56:17
alive. So, whatever, they split the difference
56:19
by just doing a lot of different
56:21
things, I think is the answer, right?
56:24
They do have some animatronics, they do
56:26
have some puppetry, they also... people in
56:28
the suit. You have a walk around
56:30
ET, you have like mimes who are
56:33
doing just hand motions, you have an
56:35
animatronic, you have puppets, you have all
56:37
these different things. I think part of
56:39
what is so astounding about like the
56:42
success of ET as a performance for
56:44
me is that they're very smart about
56:46
like the design of ET is thoughtfully
56:48
made in conjunction with what you're gonna
56:51
need to get out of him. in
56:53
a performance, right? Like the extending of
56:55
the neck is sort of like, well
56:57
to put like a little person in
57:00
a suit and have them wattle around.
57:02
is going to look silly. So better
57:04
to give him like no feet and
57:06
no legs. So it does just kind
57:09
of like look like a lumpy shifting
57:11
of weight and you pre-establish that. But
57:13
also the neck can retract in so
57:15
you don't have this unwieldy thing when
57:18
he's moving. Well, but when it's a
57:20
planted animatronic, then he can get more
57:22
expressive. It makes it look like it's
57:24
not a puppet or person because you're
57:27
like, well, nothing could fit in that
57:29
neck. Exactly. ET's real, he's just a
57:31
real alien, they found him, they cast
57:33
him. Okay, he's just real. And that's
57:36
the answer. That's the truth. That's the
57:38
actual truth. Carla Rambaldi? You ever seen
57:40
that guy? That's just ET and a
57:42
human suit. Yeah, he fucked ET's mom.
57:45
And he may or may not know
57:47
that fucking Eminem's were the original in
57:49
the script, but then Reese pieces came
57:51
in. This is, and I am not
57:54
saying this to roast him, I just
57:56
know it about him because I've known
57:58
JJJ for years, JJ, JJ, JJ, J,
58:00
J, J, J, R, R, R, R,
58:03
R, R, R, R, R, R, R,
58:05
R, R, R, R, R, R, R,
58:07
R, R, R, R, R, R, R,
58:09
R, R, R, R, R, R, R,
58:12
R, R, R, R, R, R, R,
58:14
R, R It was literally the Reese's
58:16
Pieces deal and the sort of rise
58:18
of merchandising in movies and all that.
58:21
It was literally his PhD dissertation topic.
58:23
Yes. It's one of those famous stories.
58:25
You wrote 230 pages about this. M&M's
58:27
being like, we don't fucking need you.
58:30
We're M&M's and then like, right, M&M's
58:32
lost so much business and Reese's. But
58:34
it's not just that Hershey's who owned
58:36
Reese's who owned Reese's, who owned Reese's,
58:39
who owned Reese's, It'll be like this
58:41
is a chance to define ourselves. And
58:43
now that's what fucking American culture is.
58:45
Okay, here are things I have to
58:48
say. One, the entire ET is real.
58:50
This is what I'm building off of.
58:52
The entire visual scheme of this movie
58:54
is built around. Hey, it might be
58:57
smart if we try to lean on
58:59
backlighting. Yeah, it's, it's, yes. It will
59:01
make ET look more real. It will
59:03
give him a tactility, it will not
59:06
expose the sort of like, seams of
59:08
this puppet. I does feel like that
59:10
accidentally turns Spielberg on to what becomes
59:13
his number one, like visual preference. It's
59:15
also like, as a kid, I remember
59:17
really affecting me, how like their houses
59:19
often really dark, the shades are closed.
59:22
And it just feels depressing in there,
59:24
not like oppressively so, but just a
59:26
little gloomy. Like Elliot's room is kind
59:28
of a gloomy mess. That first whole
59:31
part where they're playing D&D underneath that
59:33
kind of stained glass light in the
59:35
big booth, which by the way, what
59:37
is their house? Their house is crazy.
59:40
Yeah. and like what is D Wallace's
59:42
job and how do they I know
59:44
it's in the valley and they're not
59:46
like it's like they're like it's a
59:49
rich neighborhood but like I'm fascinated by
59:51
this house they're also they're on the
59:53
hill yeah like it's they're in this
59:55
weird liminal space where they're like on
59:58
the cliff right on the edge of
1:00:00
the perfect suburban housing community but between
1:00:02
that and the forest that's the thing
1:00:04
it feels like a new housing development
1:00:07
yeah it's like out there yeah it's
1:00:09
it's Very of the moment, but we'll
1:00:11
be out of date in like a
1:00:13
year right there's going to be more
1:00:16
and more You're correct that this like
1:00:18
technical visual sort of like practical scheme
1:00:20
ends up lending this emotional weight and
1:00:22
I also think he responds to that
1:00:25
and then when he starts working with
1:00:27
Janish it becomes the cliche of the
1:00:29
Spielberg like pools of light from the
1:00:31
window shit. It's so crazy that I
1:00:34
Look, this film lost best picture to
1:00:36
Gandhi, obviously, an error. But one of
1:00:38
those things, right? Oh, Gandhi was this
1:00:40
big historical epic. The Oscar Vodakul was
1:00:43
much much less. How? it won best
1:00:45
sound and sound editing back when they
1:00:47
had two sound Oscars and it won
1:00:49
best visual effects And I think it
1:00:52
won maybe like a sort of special
1:00:54
makeup Oscar or whatever. I don't, maybe
1:00:56
not. But it is insane that it
1:00:58
didn't win cinematography, editing, and I would
1:01:01
say original screenplay. What wins original screenplay
1:01:03
this year? Best screenplay written directly for
1:01:05
the screen goes to Gandhi Pond? Gandhi.
1:01:07
What I mean Gondi like is it
1:01:10
like Gondi is Gondi a small little
1:01:12
cute nice guy? Well, wait a second
1:01:14
he is back to life. Well, kind
1:01:16
of, but it is kind of a
1:01:19
vibe. Does Gondi have like a visible
1:01:21
ribcage at all times? I'm like, fuck,
1:01:23
we're backing into this. I'm assuming neither
1:01:25
of you have ever seen Richard Attenbridge
1:01:28
out in Bris Gondi. It's just funny
1:01:30
to think about. It's also funny that
1:01:32
like Spilver clearly is an admirer of
1:01:34
Richard Ambrose, puts him in Jurassic Park,
1:01:37
likes, you know, and like Richard Amber
1:01:39
at the time was, you know, graciously
1:01:41
as the winner it was like, I
1:01:43
thought ET was a better movie. I
1:01:46
think ET is like a miraculous movie.
1:01:48
Neither of us have seen God. Yeah.
1:01:50
Gandhi is very, very watchable. I'm sure.
1:01:52
I mean, for one, Ben Kingsley is
1:01:55
just fucking ridiculously good in it. I
1:01:57
think he's a good actor, but it's
1:01:59
you know, it's just it's a very
1:02:01
straightforward watchable like here is the life
1:02:04
of Gandhi by a pick that by
1:02:06
the end kind of sweeps you up
1:02:08
and you know the funeral scene is
1:02:10
crazy, you know, it's effective, but it
1:02:13
wasn't even like a big hit, you
1:02:15
know, it was like a medium hit.
1:02:17
It was a big hit I guess
1:02:19
for a sort of big historical epic.
1:02:22
That's just kind of weird about it
1:02:24
to me is I have Gandhi in
1:02:26
one of those Columbia classic four kickosits
1:02:28
so I still just I'm always like
1:02:31
I'll watch Gandhi at some point but
1:02:33
you could see there being theoretically a
1:02:35
David versus Goliath narrative that I think
1:02:37
for example really helped hurt locker against
1:02:40
avatar right where similarly I don't know
1:02:42
why I broke that into two words
1:02:44
there is like here's the highest grossing
1:02:46
film of all time. Does it need
1:02:49
best picture as well? Yeah, no, I
1:02:51
think that's probably part of it. But
1:02:53
yet, Gandhi was this kind of like
1:02:55
classical Hollywood epic with big scale and
1:02:58
all these extras and all these things
1:03:00
you said. It's not like they gave
1:03:02
it to ordinary people against ET. Gandhi's
1:03:04
kind of in a weird midpoint, you
1:03:07
know? Yes. And it's, yeah, it's like
1:03:09
pretty good. Can I, can I finish
1:03:11
this epic point I'm building here about
1:03:13
ET being real? E.T.S. really. Right. Second
1:03:16
thing is Spielberg concocts a whole scheme
1:03:18
which is like I want to hide
1:03:20
the people operating E.T. at all times.
1:03:22
They build these sets and everything around,
1:03:25
like, can we run cables into another
1:03:27
room? If Drew Barrymore is interacting to
1:03:29
ET, I want her to feel like
1:03:31
ET is real. I think for the
1:03:34
other actors, he's like, look, it will
1:03:36
help their emotional reality. But Drew Barrymore
1:03:38
in particular, he's like, she's at a
1:03:40
crux age where she might just straight
1:03:43
up believe this is an alien. And
1:03:45
if we can get that out of
1:03:47
her, that's kind of magical, right? Like
1:03:49
just let's make it as little acting
1:03:52
required, required as possible. Like, oh my
1:03:54
God, we've fucking done it. We hide
1:03:56
the guys, we run cables, throw a
1:03:58
hole in the wall to another room,
1:04:01
we keep that door locked, she never
1:04:03
sees them. Like halfway through filming, she
1:04:05
comes up to him one day, and
1:04:07
she's like, I have a secret, can
1:04:10
I show you? And he goes, sure.
1:04:12
And she leads him by hand and
1:04:14
opens the door to all the operators.
1:04:16
And she's like, these are the guys
1:04:19
who work ET. Right. something out. And
1:04:21
he realizes she's known and that for
1:04:23
her that's like part of the magic
1:04:26
and what she says now as an
1:04:28
adult is even if she couldn't put
1:04:30
it in words she understood that the
1:04:32
emotion she was feeling from E.T. was
1:04:35
a reflection of these people and that
1:04:37
she didn't need to believe E.T. was
1:04:39
real that she was like A. the
1:04:41
craft of it but B. Like this
1:04:44
is being performed by people who are
1:04:46
pushing emotion through this. and it helps
1:04:48
me to see them as people. So
1:04:50
I know that that kindness is real.
1:04:53
And like the other actors talk about
1:04:55
it where like... He said he cast
1:04:57
D Wallace because he felt like she
1:04:59
had a childlike spirit. This movie doesn't
1:05:02
show an adult in full until Peter
1:05:04
Coyote's like full reveal, right, is the
1:05:06
whole visual scheme of like the keys
1:05:08
on the phone. That's the one. And
1:05:11
he said the reason is because she's
1:05:13
like a kid. She's the only kid,
1:05:15
the adult that they trust or have
1:05:17
a connection with. It's the magic of
1:05:20
the fact that the first time you
1:05:22
see Peter Coyote's face. I can do
1:05:24
with 10 more minutes of the keys.
1:05:26
The keys get me going. He's look
1:05:29
good. Jangling around. Sound great. You're seeing
1:05:31
his face because he's making an emotional
1:05:33
connection with Elliot. He's saying, I care
1:05:35
about this too. I've always wanted to
1:05:38
meet an alien since I was a
1:05:40
kid. He's saying things that are finally
1:05:42
getting through to Elliot. It moves me
1:05:44
to tears. I'm getting goosebumps thinking about
1:05:47
the first time you see that sweet.
1:05:49
Hippie's face. Do you give him a
1:05:51
supporting actor now for this? I don't.
1:05:53
That's an interesting, you know, maybe I
1:05:56
should. You put D Wallace in lead?
1:05:58
Yeah, is that, you know, bullshit. We
1:06:00
went over this in an episode that
1:06:02
will come out in two months for
1:06:05
our next many series. I think I
1:06:07
put her in lead because I wanted
1:06:09
the people I have in supporting and
1:06:11
supporting. Do you have Drew in supporting?
1:06:14
So that's the only argument I would
1:06:16
kind of make for putting D Wallace.
1:06:18
Exactly. Exactly. I do not. Who do
1:06:20
you give it to in 82? Paul!
1:06:23
in the verdict. I'm sorry. Leave me
1:06:25
alone. It's one of my favorite screens.
1:06:27
As much as Henry Thomas is so
1:06:29
fucking wonderful in this movie. My supporting
1:06:32
actors of 1982. Mm-hmm. Are. This is
1:06:34
a pretty good list. Okay, give it
1:06:36
to me. Ruckerhauer and Blade Runner. Very
1:06:38
performance. Sean Penn and Fast Times at
1:06:41
Richmond High. Great performance. Eddie Murphy and
1:06:43
48 hours. Which is a supporting performance.
1:06:45
Yeah. Nick Nolty is the lead of
1:06:47
that movie. By another 48 hours, they
1:06:50
are co-leads. I mean, Eddie's the lead,
1:06:52
basically. It's more of a supporting performance
1:06:54
than Curin Kolkin is in a real
1:06:56
pain. Sure. Who's probably one in an
1:06:59
Oscar by this point? Or no, maybe,
1:07:01
no, this episode's coming up pretty soon.
1:07:03
But he's probably going up this episode
1:07:05
is coming up pretty soon, but he's
1:07:08
a dynamite supporting. Sure. But is a
1:07:10
dynamite. Yeah, maybe. How about the keys?
1:07:12
The keys, yes, yes. Yeah, right. Well,
1:07:14
I gave it the honorary Golden Key
1:07:17
Award, which I only give out in
1:07:19
a year of great key film acting.
1:07:21
82, 2003, we're all rushing towards the
1:07:23
same. He says the thing when he
1:07:26
auditioned D. Wallace, he was like, she's
1:07:28
got this sort of like childlike thing
1:07:30
to her, right? It is reflected in
1:07:32
what you said, her laughing at penis
1:07:35
breast, she can't even contain it. She
1:07:37
can't even contain it. She's kind on
1:07:39
their level. He was like, she feels
1:07:41
like one of them. And it is
1:07:44
what. Talking about this, the setup of
1:07:46
this family not being one-to-one, but a
1:07:48
thing that Spielberg I think is really
1:07:50
connecting to is... his mother, you know,
1:07:53
was not always the most adult person.
1:07:55
And when his parents split up, he
1:07:57
is the oldest. He's taking care of
1:07:59
his sisters. With three younger siblings, there
1:08:02
is a degree to which he is
1:08:04
forced into a bit of a parent
1:08:06
role. Well, there's a degree to which
1:08:08
he's the Michael. It's like he's split
1:08:11
across all the kids. Like Michael is
1:08:13
the one who's kind of responsible for
1:08:15
his siblings. Yes. But also is making
1:08:17
front of them and Spielberg talks about
1:08:20
how he makes fun of his sisters.
1:08:22
just emotional, like throbbing kind of emotional
1:08:24
creature. Right, like his feelings are so
1:08:26
on his sleeve, who's so in need
1:08:29
of a parent. The middle child, which
1:08:31
is so different than Spielberg's identity, and
1:08:33
he is so much younger than Spielberg
1:08:35
was at the time of the divorce.
1:08:38
Yeah, he is. Spielberg was more of
1:08:40
a teenager. D- Wallace to me, does
1:08:42
more of a teenager. D- Wallace to
1:08:44
me, does not strike me as a
1:08:47
Spielberg's mom analog, really, because like, she
1:08:49
doesn't seem like this kind of a
1:08:51
analog into his own life. I was
1:08:53
watching this with Forky and like when
1:08:56
she leaves Elliot home alone with a
1:08:58
fever. Yeah. Ellie it's 10. We were
1:09:00
kind of like, you know, I mean,
1:09:02
again, you know, it's a single mom
1:09:05
thing, right? Where it's like, these are
1:09:07
latchkey kids, what can you do? Yeah.
1:09:09
And we were like, you know, 10,
1:09:11
you could leave a kid home alone.
1:09:14
It's a little borderline, but I was
1:09:16
like, but with a fever, I would
1:09:18
probably, totally, kind of feel weird about
1:09:20
it. It's kind of at the age
1:09:23
of five. Yeah. Just to go around
1:09:25
the corner to like get something like
1:09:27
it's a you do have that you're
1:09:29
like you're like damn like that is
1:09:32
that's a wild thing to do. It's
1:09:34
but but again the sort of latchkey
1:09:36
kid thing. It's very different from what
1:09:38
they live. What else is supposed to
1:09:41
do? His mom but. There is a
1:09:43
similar, he said that one of the
1:09:45
big things he insists on in the
1:09:48
script is that they call her by
1:09:50
her first name because that's something he
1:09:52
and his siblings did to his mom.
1:09:54
So fucking annoying. That they all call
1:09:57
her. My daughter does that sometimes. It's
1:09:59
so annoying. They know so early that
1:10:01
it's annoying. That's pretty funny. I give
1:10:03
her some comedy points to her when
1:10:06
you get home tonight. To give her
1:10:08
five. It's very. It's maybe a little
1:10:10
dangerous to give a young child. This
1:10:12
is the first time I've watched this
1:10:15
movie since I had a daughter and
1:10:17
it is. My daughter's pretty close to
1:10:19
gird in like personality and age and
1:10:21
yeah, even a little bit of look.
1:10:24
She's got some girdy vibes. Yeah. And
1:10:26
it was not, yeah, it was interesting.
1:10:28
Yeah. The D Wallace thing is just
1:10:30
like, right, her not being able to
1:10:33
contain the laugh, them sort of treating
1:10:35
her like one of the gang, right.
1:10:37
She's not the same as Spielberg treating
1:10:39
her like one of like one of
1:10:42
like one of like one of like
1:10:44
one of like one of like one
1:10:46
of, right. Her energy creates a need
1:10:48
for Elliot to kind of step up
1:10:51
and be the leader Which is more
1:10:53
interesting because he is not the oldest
1:10:55
child and that Michael in some way
1:10:57
is like a reflection of I think
1:11:00
the bullies that Spielberg felt like he
1:11:02
was sort of tormented with and he
1:11:04
talks about No, no, just I the
1:11:06
analysis of like ET forces Michael to
1:11:09
have to respect Elliot in an interesting
1:11:11
way. Yeah, right? But I still think
1:11:13
of Michael as the protector. Elliot is
1:11:15
ET. That's like the whole weird phenomenon
1:11:18
that happens. Yes. They become one being
1:11:20
and Michael is the only one who's
1:11:22
really attuned to that. Michael is kind
1:11:24
of the secret hero. Michael is great.
1:11:27
The scene where he goes and sits
1:11:29
down with the toys. Yeah. Very quiet
1:11:31
little scene. Really gets me every time,
1:11:33
but the first 10 minutes of this
1:11:36
movie are Michael and his friends You
1:11:38
know the headphones kid and fucking see
1:11:40
Thomas Howell for about 10 years there
1:11:42
seemed like the biggest movie star out
1:11:45
of the ET cast It's funny to
1:11:47
think he was in soul man. Yeah,
1:11:49
he got to start movies But there
1:11:51
that first chunk is like Elliot being
1:11:54
ignored them kind of gently ripping on
1:11:56
him right annoying Ellie is bit of
1:11:58
a winer, he's younger than them, but
1:12:00
he wants it. It's a classic, you
1:12:03
know, younger sibling thing of like, they
1:12:05
just want to play D&D. It's also
1:12:07
what Spilberg talks about. It talks about
1:12:09
his own happy childhood, right? This feeling
1:12:12
not even based on circumstance. what happened
1:12:14
with his parents but just like he
1:12:16
was a worried sensitive lonely child he
1:12:18
just felt this way all the time
1:12:21
yeah very feely very feely boy clearly
1:12:23
and you know I think it's easy
1:12:25
to get a little annoyed by Elliot
1:12:27
at first just in that way of
1:12:30
like stop being such a little pain
1:12:32
to me stepped on the pizza he
1:12:34
It's not just that, it's that he
1:12:36
then blows up the spot that they
1:12:39
had gotten secret pizza. You really feel
1:12:41
for the kids being like, fuck. It's
1:12:43
an anti-safe the cat moment. It's a
1:12:45
moment that threatens to turn you against
1:12:48
the character forever. It's such a bold
1:12:50
move to be like, everyone's gonna be
1:12:52
angry at him. But you can't play
1:12:54
D&D without pizza too. It's like, it's
1:12:57
like, it's... Pizza, D and D Pizza!
1:12:59
And also from their perspective, he comes
1:13:01
back, they're like, where's the pizza? He's
1:13:03
like, I stepped on him, by the
1:13:06
way, I found a goblin? You're like,
1:13:08
excuse me, first of all, unforgivable crime.
1:13:10
Second of all, that's your excuse? Second
1:13:12
of all, clearly you're not ready to
1:13:15
play D&D because we just said the
1:13:17
word goblin near you and you're like,
1:13:19
right, there's a goble inside. There's a
1:13:21
fucking goblin in our house. Oh, Elliot,
1:13:24
he's such a cutie pie, though. D
1:13:26
Wallace and one of these 20th anniversary
1:13:28
Q&A things. They're talking about Spielberg's whole
1:13:30
strategy of making the kids not see
1:13:33
the puppeteers engage with ET is real.
1:13:35
And then she interjects and she's like,
1:13:37
I have to say I'm being thrown
1:13:39
off every time one of you guys
1:13:42
talk about him as a puppet, because
1:13:44
to me, ET is real. And even
1:13:46
20 years later, I feel that way.
1:13:48
And it's like, that's why he fucking
1:13:51
cast her. as the adult at the
1:13:53
time of the making of the movie
1:13:55
being anything other than like another actor
1:13:57
she worked with or not even actor
1:14:00
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the release later, the film begins
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in the forest. Well, it first
1:21:01
just begins with the letters ET
1:21:03
coming up. No like preamble, no
1:21:06
Universal Pictures presents, studio logo, and
1:21:08
then just ET fading in, the
1:21:10
extraterrestrial fading in, and then the
1:21:12
movie starting. It's a little like
1:21:14
ominous, especially because the logo is
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the hand-drawn version, which otherwise we
1:21:19
basically only see over his shoulder
1:21:21
as he's like doodling ET in
1:21:24
school. and writing his name. But
1:21:26
there's something kind of just like
1:21:28
no preamble, no ramp up, title,
1:21:30
cast, and then we're in the forest and
1:21:33
we're seeing this very shadowy
1:21:35
backlit thing of this admittedly
1:21:37
very cool spaceship design. It's a
1:21:39
cool spaceship, roundy, round boy. Looks
1:21:41
like a flower pot. Flower pot.
1:21:43
Interesting, sure. Because they like flat these
1:21:46
are botanists. That's how I always took
1:21:48
it, right? These aliens are botanists. ET
1:21:50
has said when people asked for like
1:21:52
direction on the development visually. ET has
1:21:54
said this? I'm sorry, Stephen Spielberg. I
1:21:56
was more excited to hear what ET
1:21:58
has to say. ETSA. ET says. and
1:22:00
botanismism. Grafone. Spielberg said
1:22:02
that when they asked him about like
1:22:04
the sort of biology of ET that
1:22:06
he would say to people like, I
1:22:09
almost think ET is a plant. He
1:22:11
has like plant beans. I've heard this
1:22:13
too, like he's a planted side. Maybe
1:22:15
think of him less as an animal
1:22:17
on his planet, more like a plant.
1:22:19
Love it. Yes. But that makes sense with
1:22:21
the flower pot version of it. They're
1:22:23
studying, you know, whatever grass. You're seeing
1:22:25
a lot of ET was in this
1:22:27
opening, but all in silhouette, all through
1:22:29
trees. RET is kind of enchanted, I think,
1:22:32
by the lights. That's why he misses
1:22:34
his flight. He's like looking at the valley.
1:22:36
He's looking at the houses. It is. And
1:22:38
he's thinking, like, one day the ultimate valley
1:22:41
movie will be made. Magnolia. It is the
1:22:43
Wally time. But until then, this is the
1:22:45
ultimate thing that I love. And I feel
1:22:47
like Wally is one of the only movies
1:22:50
to kind of come close to touching
1:22:52
it at times. And yet, come close
1:22:54
to touching it at times. I put
1:22:56
so many fucking qualifiers on that. And
1:22:58
you're waving your head. I do not.
1:23:00
I'm pushing back to your pushback. But
1:23:02
what I like. I'm pushing back to
1:23:04
your pushback, to my pushback, to
1:23:07
your pushback. He's making the most
1:23:09
disrespectful faces. And I really like
1:23:12
Wally. I really like Wally when
1:23:14
it came out and I've only
1:23:16
grown to love with Lauren. David's
1:23:19
making stinky poo-poo faces and I
1:23:21
want to jump over the desk and
1:23:23
strangle him. It's, come on now.
1:23:26
Nothing touches ET, ET, except for
1:23:28
Macamu. Come close to touching it at
1:23:30
times. What do you think, Griff? He's
1:23:32
he's reaching. Come close. Oh, he's reaching.
1:23:34
I'm fucking to Tambay Matumbo. I got
1:23:37
the wingspan. Let me reach The thing
1:23:39
I like is this very
1:23:41
subtle implication that like this guy's just
1:23:43
a little different He's a little
1:23:45
different. He's just made a little
1:23:48
different. It's not overstated and we
1:23:50
don't get to see the personalities
1:23:52
of the other ET's but like
1:23:54
you said it's like there's something
1:23:56
in a light Ed Burns Yeah, there's like
1:23:58
one with glasses Let me phone
1:24:00
home. I gotta call my mom. There's
1:24:03
a demolitions guy. He's got like
1:24:05
stood all over his face. Just
1:24:07
trying to think what the guys
1:24:09
would be. The ETs would be
1:24:11
like. There's a gay one. But
1:24:13
I like that we don't. To
1:24:15
the 80s, so it's a little
1:24:17
broad. Yeah, I'll let you do
1:24:19
a take on what that one
1:24:22
sounds like. Fabulous. Right, there's one
1:24:24
girl one, obviously. Again, it's the
1:24:26
80s. So they're like, we could
1:24:28
have one girl one and one
1:24:30
kind of, you can pick like
1:24:32
other minority. One racially ambiguous one.
1:24:35
Slave queen. She ate. I put
1:24:37
my whole e-tousie into that damn
1:24:39
thing. This is what people miss
1:24:42
about this show. They miss this?
1:24:44
Have we not been giving
1:24:46
them this? It's a sort
1:24:48
of phantom podcast energy, right?
1:24:51
Sure. Yes, e-t is gay.
1:24:53
No, sorry, he's hanging out.
1:24:55
He's hanging out, he's looking at the
1:24:57
valley, he misses his flight. Yeah, there's
1:25:00
just, he just sort of gets caught
1:25:02
up in a moment. The other T
1:25:04
seemed very like, okay, let's get in
1:25:07
and get out, let's get some samples,
1:25:09
right? It's data collection. ET is a.
1:25:11
A bit of a messy bitch misses
1:25:14
his flight home. Yes. Then crashes on
1:25:16
a 10-year-old's couch, eats everything in his
1:25:18
fridge, drinks beer, and then rips open
1:25:21
all his toys and shit and makes
1:25:23
like some weird DIY project and is
1:25:25
like, let's go in the woods and
1:25:28
fucking turn it on. Beyond him being
1:25:30
magical. Like, relax, buddy. Beyond him being
1:25:32
magical. There's this quite implication that, like,
1:25:34
ET is a genius, but he can't
1:25:36
get past the language barrier, right? And
1:25:39
in the stuff, like the ride and
1:25:41
the books, they make it more canonically.
1:25:43
Like, ET is a botanist and fucking
1:25:45
whatever. I know, I'm just saying, right?
1:25:47
There is an admittedly problematic robot
1:25:49
chicken sketch that is sort of like
1:25:52
if ET goes up to his planet is
1:25:54
he the fucking forest gump of his planet
1:25:56
is he the fuck enough enough let's stop
1:25:58
invoking all these terrible things I do something
1:26:00
like if you tease a child like
1:26:03
or right or like a young person
1:26:05
on the crew or something I don't
1:26:07
know like the sort of elfangor yes
1:26:09
to the you know of the Andalites
1:26:12
in Elfangor is the captain who dies
1:26:14
and gives them their morphing power and
1:26:16
animor. Sure. And then there's acts, right?
1:26:18
And they meet, he's the only survivor
1:26:21
and they meet him and they have
1:26:23
an handle. But he's like a, he's
1:26:25
like a teenager. He's like the baby,
1:26:28
you know. Sure. And that's kind of
1:26:30
what ET might be. Maybe he's like
1:26:32
an answer of animor if I can
1:26:34
just say some more words that are
1:26:37
nonsense to 90% of our listeners. No,
1:26:39
I just adore this movies. Right? I
1:26:41
love that you're just like, maybe he's
1:26:43
a child, or maybe he's an elder,
1:26:46
maybe he's a genius, or maybe he's
1:26:48
a fuck-up, you know? Like so much
1:26:50
of it is about like the struggle
1:26:53
to form a line of communication, but
1:26:55
just barely. E.T. Phone home on a
1:26:57
guy, and he goes to the shed
1:26:59
of young Elliot and pretends to be
1:27:02
a goblin. Right. and you have this
1:27:04
like you don't really see ET even
1:27:06
sort of clearly until 15 minutes in
1:27:09
the first 10 minutes are largely this
1:27:11
kind of like ET being left and
1:27:13
Elliot like fighting to get a just
1:27:15
a fucking crumb of attention from his
1:27:18
older brother and the friends and then
1:27:20
all just kind of like overlapping dialogue
1:27:22
cutting him out yeah and then he
1:27:24
slowly discovers this thing. Yeah, uh, discovers
1:27:27
him with the Reese's pieces. The flashlight.
1:27:29
Have you guys ever... Eating Reese's pieces?
1:27:31
Yes. Yeah, I've eaten Reese's pieces. Yeah,
1:27:34
they roll. I guess, I don't think
1:27:36
my mom ever had a mercury thermometer.
1:27:38
So I guess I never did the
1:27:40
specific holding it to the bulb. I
1:27:43
did run it under the tap once,
1:27:45
and it kind of backfired, and maybe
1:27:47
this has happened to you guys, to
1:27:49
pretend to be sick. Because then I
1:27:52
had like a temperature like a hundred
1:27:54
and three like it's like yeah, it's
1:27:56
too hot too fast And then my
1:27:59
I was like whoa what is going
1:28:01
on with you. I feel like we
1:28:03
had a like plastic Thermometer with a
1:28:05
metal tip that was the sensor and
1:28:08
I would put it under my armpit
1:28:10
Yeah, the armpit thermometer was a thing
1:28:12
when we were kids for sure for
1:28:14
annoying kids who couldn't keep it in
1:28:17
their mouth, right well that was part
1:28:19
of it, but I guess you also
1:28:21
my be surprised to hear that I
1:28:24
got sick so often I didn't need
1:28:26
to pull tricks. I was basically out
1:28:28
one out of it five days. Yeah,
1:28:30
you just had to say I feel
1:28:33
sick and mom was like sure you
1:28:35
do. Right Wednesday was like Gray Griffin
1:28:37
Day where I was like lying there
1:28:39
on the floor. So Elliot stays home
1:28:42
from school and meets ET. Because he
1:28:44
wants to really lock him with ET.
1:28:46
He shows ET his Star Wars action
1:28:49
figures. It's maybe the best. No, I
1:28:51
have to stop saying maybe the best
1:28:53
moment in the movie, but it is
1:28:55
it's so accurate. Yep. This 10 year
1:28:58
old meets 18. He's like, all right,
1:29:00
so this is landing. And here, look,
1:29:02
by the way, here's how Spielberg constructed
1:29:04
this, right? He's like, let's put a
1:29:07
bunch of cool shit in this room.
1:29:09
and let Henry Thomas do whatever he
1:29:11
wants. He arguably has too many toys.
1:29:14
You're kind of like, this is a
1:29:16
middle child. How does he have this,
1:29:18
this cooler room with this many toys?
1:29:20
But that's why I feel like inheritance
1:29:23
for Michael, whatever. But it is, he
1:29:25
was just like, show him whatever you'd
1:29:27
be most proud to show him. Look
1:29:29
around this room. Describe in your own
1:29:32
terms. There is divorce kid energy too
1:29:34
I guess of like if your parents
1:29:36
are divorced often both parents then kind
1:29:39
of will buy toys to try to
1:29:41
get your affection and like a win.
1:29:43
And it's part of him being the
1:29:45
middle kid of like Michael's like sort
1:29:48
of old enough to be like angry
1:29:50
about this right? Grudy is a little
1:29:52
too young to fully process what's going
1:29:54
on. Elliot would just be pure emotions
1:29:57
about this thing. I also love that
1:29:59
it's like this is a snapshot of
1:30:01
a moment before Lucas goes in and
1:30:04
is like, ugh. have to come up
1:30:06
with like Wikipedia names for all these
1:30:08
characters. Right. So he's just hammerhead. They're
1:30:10
all hammerhead walrus man. Like there's no
1:30:13
fucking Pondababa, Momon, Nedon shit here. He's
1:30:15
just listing the toy names. Real shit.
1:30:17
Real shit. And then Lando, he loves
1:30:19
Land. Save the best for last. There's
1:30:22
a Lando colorizian. It's got good taste.
1:30:24
It just feels so authentic. Yes. How
1:30:26
can a kid explain like humanity. Right.
1:30:29
using like the toys and the things
1:30:31
and the objects that represent our culture.
1:30:33
Now we would be like here's my
1:30:35
favorite twitch streamer. Yeah. Here's my favorite
1:30:38
at Fortnite skin. Good. Yeah. Jesus. He's
1:30:40
asking ET to give him some V
1:30:42
books. Show ZT. I also think California.
1:30:44
There's an element. Yes. Go ahead. No,
1:30:47
and you have the Yoda moment later,
1:30:49
right? Which is then accompanied by John
1:30:51
Williams quoting his own score. Which is
1:30:54
a little too cute, but I think
1:30:56
works. But I also think there's an
1:30:58
aspect of Spielberg almost being like proud
1:31:00
and in awe of his friend. where
1:31:03
he's like, look, realistically, this kid would
1:31:05
be obsessed with Star Wars. And also,
1:31:07
it's cool that my friend made something
1:31:09
that undeniably culturally pervasive, that it's not
1:31:12
even me just putting in an Easter
1:31:14
egg. Sure, no, totally. Yeah, of course,
1:31:16
these kids are right at the age,
1:31:19
right? That hammerhead means something to an
1:31:21
eight-year-old. I think it's something Spielberg is
1:31:23
like, that's cool that George did it.
1:31:25
Let's just be honest, Griffin just loves
1:31:28
that the kid loves toys. I do
1:31:30
like that. He's got a pretty good
1:31:32
fit collection. I mean, this kid brings
1:31:34
home six figures a month, if you
1:31:37
know what I'm saying. I don't like,
1:31:39
I don't like, don't like, like, I
1:31:41
don't like, I don't like, I don't
1:31:44
like, I don't know. Action figure photography,
1:31:46
Instagram. This could have been a big
1:31:48
episode. It is a big episode. Remember
1:31:50
when I said he put his whole
1:31:53
e-tussy into it? That was good. Yeah.
1:31:55
Put it on the fucking non-rush. Damn
1:31:57
it! See, I already had cut that
1:31:59
out. No, it's back in. It's back.
1:32:02
We're gonna keep calling it back. I
1:32:04
put my whole e-tosey into that damn
1:32:06
thing. No bits. Yeah, so another thing
1:32:09
moment that really, like, you know, in
1:32:11
a sort of heart-ending way feels accurate
1:32:13
to me is they're like, all right,
1:32:15
he shows Michael E-T, okay, and then
1:32:18
they're like, all right, let's show it
1:32:20
to Gurdi, but they have to like
1:32:22
threaten her toy. with mutilation to kind
1:32:24
of get her in line it it
1:32:27
just breaks my heart watching that happen
1:32:29
like not not like this like tragic
1:32:31
way it's on it's honest it's how
1:32:34
a kid like that operates like obviously
1:32:36
my kid cares most about her toys
1:32:38
right these like you know like matrix
1:32:40
bear she does have matrix bear he's
1:32:43
usually daddy bear i will say well
1:32:45
because matrix is daddy i guess so
1:32:47
And then, but then Gurdie gets it,
1:32:50
just like them. Like the way Gurdie
1:32:52
gets it, the way they all get
1:32:54
it with ET. Of like, this is
1:32:56
our friend, it's not gonna hurt us,
1:32:59
and the adults can't know about it.
1:33:01
But the concept's a little too big
1:33:03
for Gurdie, so they have to introduce
1:33:05
some stakes to get her to lock
1:33:08
in and pay attention to what they're
1:33:10
trying to impart upon her. the whip
1:33:12
pan from the sort of serene emotionally
1:33:15
like locked in sensitive moment between Michael
1:33:17
and Elliot and ET all connecting, whip
1:33:19
pan to girdi like kicking the door
1:33:21
open. Yeah, then like whip pan to
1:33:24
ET's reaction, girdi scream and ET's neck
1:33:26
extending and screaming back in response and
1:33:28
then just needing to like muzzle her.
1:33:30
But I the Michael thing I think
1:33:33
it is like the what you're saying
1:33:35
about like Michael doesn't engage with Elliot
1:33:37
because Elliot's annoying, right? At the beginning
1:33:40
when he's being dismissive. He's just all-inian,
1:33:42
like, you know. And he's also, he's
1:33:44
a, he's been a teenager, he's a,
1:33:46
like, in that phase. With his fucking
1:33:49
teen friends, he doesn't want his dumb
1:33:51
younger brother to be like playing D&D
1:33:53
2, he's playing D&D. It goes a
1:33:55
little into my read of what this
1:33:58
movie is ultimately about, which I'll get
1:34:00
to, but that like Michael seeing that
1:34:02
Elliot has connected to ET and there's
1:34:05
a sort of like emotional intelligence now
1:34:07
to what he's presenting to him, sort
1:34:09
of with a new sense of like
1:34:11
maturity, just totally recalibrates Michael immediately, right?
1:34:14
Right. There's a part of him that
1:34:16
has grown up the second he's connected
1:34:18
to ET. I just also think that
1:34:20
just there's this bond of there. Three
1:34:23
of them are all like we are
1:34:25
in on this project together of like
1:34:27
protecting ET. And the the way that
1:34:30
they get Gurdie on board to by
1:34:32
saying that. Only kids can see it.
1:34:34
So they have to turn it into
1:34:36
a game for her. And I just,
1:34:39
it hit me this time. She does
1:34:41
respond to that with, give me a
1:34:43
break. Yeah. Like, so I do feel
1:34:45
like she's kind of like, I'm older
1:34:48
than you think I. Yeah, she says
1:34:50
give me a break. I don't know.
1:34:52
I, but she's playing this line all
1:34:55
the time. I mean, there's sort of
1:34:57
the stuff of her like saying too
1:34:59
much to grownups when she shouldn't and
1:35:01
other times taking their responsibility very seriously
1:35:04
very seriously. It's amazing that this performance
1:35:06
does not become overly precocious, wise, beyond
1:35:08
her years kid, because she says things
1:35:10
that are very much from a child's-like
1:35:13
perspective, but she says them with a
1:35:15
level of confidence and authority, right? Like,
1:35:17
isn't that the magic of the Drew
1:35:20
Barrymore line deliveries in this? I mean,
1:35:22
I guess so. There's something that's a
1:35:24
little bit like, hey, I wasn't born
1:35:26
yesterday. Drew Barrymore turned out to be
1:35:29
a really good actor. Yeah. So it's
1:35:31
one of those things in retrospect that
1:35:33
can be like, this is a great
1:35:35
performance. You never know what these kid
1:35:38
performances. Is it just kind of a
1:35:40
magical, you know, feed of directing? The
1:35:42
right environment's being created for them. These
1:35:45
are cute kids. They're being cute. You
1:35:47
know, obviously with Elliot with Henry Thomas,
1:35:49
this. The emotions that come out of
1:35:51
him are so raw that there is
1:35:54
something kind of magic they're tapping into
1:35:56
with that actor. And he's, and he
1:35:58
turned out to be a good actor
1:36:00
too. Yeah, yes. But, yeah, should I
1:36:03
be nominating Drew Barrymore for Best Supporting
1:36:05
Actress? I don't know. I do. I
1:36:07
love her so much in this movie.
1:36:10
I mean, here's the argument in favor
1:36:12
of it. As you said, she turned
1:36:14
out to be a good actress, but
1:36:16
there is, this is a distinctly different
1:36:19
performance than any other Like even the
1:36:21
rest of... Yeah. Drew Barrymore, like Firestarter
1:36:23
and Fuckin' Catsire, like not this. Well,
1:36:25
that's... she starts doing this, right, this
1:36:28
kind of genre-harory... and then her 90s,
1:36:30
like, Poison Ivy, Batman Forever, sure shit,
1:36:32
is not this. And when she has
1:36:35
her like, late 90s, or whatever, yeah.
1:36:37
She has her late 90s locks into
1:36:39
what becomes the Drew Barry More movie
1:36:41
star persona star persona, which is the
1:36:44
kind of like, like, goofy flower flower
1:36:46
child child child child thing. That is
1:36:48
not this. Is that kind of does
1:36:50
that kind of start with wedding singer
1:36:53
wedding singer? Wedding singer is very more
1:36:55
become because like before then things like
1:36:57
scream or boys on the side. I
1:37:00
feel like it's more like the kind
1:37:02
of rebellious wild child young 20s Drew.
1:37:04
No, and her and Sandler talk about
1:37:06
this that she's like I'm at an
1:37:09
inflection point. I want to push back
1:37:11
like I want to put the wild
1:37:13
child ship behind me and she saw
1:37:15
Sandler on S&L and saw Billy Madison
1:37:18
and was like me and that guy.
1:37:20
That would help both of us. It's
1:37:22
fascinating to consider. She was like, right?
1:37:25
That turns me into something sort of
1:37:27
like more girl next door. And I
1:37:29
think there's an emotional basis to him
1:37:31
that I can pull out of him.
1:37:34
Her career is just so interesting in
1:37:36
that yeah, like things like in the
1:37:38
early 90s, she's doing poison ivy. Yeah.
1:37:40
And like six years later, seven years
1:37:43
later, she's doing never been kissed where
1:37:45
the premise is like, this like lovable
1:37:47
girl next door who never like had
1:37:50
a fun experience in her life and
1:37:52
is a big dork. And you're like,
1:37:54
it's Drew Barrymore. Like, what do you
1:37:56
mean? She's already been like crazy. Singer
1:37:59
like shifts that immediately. Yeah, no. and
1:38:01
completely successfully. And even the other stuff
1:38:03
she does as a kid, like a
1:38:06
reconcilable, reconcilable differences or whatever, it's a
1:38:08
little like her arms cross, being like,
1:38:10
I'm gonna stick it to my divorcing
1:38:12
parents, is not the same energy as
1:38:15
Gurdie. Gurdie is a very specific thing.
1:38:17
Spielberg talks a lot about. how he
1:38:19
needed to like really form a relationship
1:38:21
with these children and make this set
1:38:24
feel like a family to make these
1:38:26
kids feel safe and before this movie
1:38:28
he thought he never wanted to have
1:38:31
children I think largely because he was
1:38:33
still working through the ways in which
1:38:35
he felt like his parents bucked him
1:38:37
up and he's becoming wildly successful and
1:38:40
all this stuff. And the other thing
1:38:42
with Spielberg the interesting dichotomy to him
1:38:44
is like he is simultaneously someone who
1:38:46
had to grow up way too fast
1:38:49
and also didn't grow up right he
1:38:51
sort of like stuck at odds with
1:38:53
himself. and it's just sort of like,
1:38:56
I'm fucking living it up, I'm making
1:38:58
movies, I'm playing with toys, I have
1:39:00
money, why do I need to like
1:39:02
burden myself with a family? But he
1:39:05
knows that he needs to create this
1:39:07
kind of environment to make this movie.
1:39:09
Drew Barmor is the one he gets
1:39:11
closest to, and the largest reason for
1:39:14
that is that Drew Barmor has like
1:39:16
a chaotic dysfunctional family. And the more
1:39:18
she works on the movie, he's like,
1:39:21
she has parents who don't pay attention
1:39:23
to, who don't pay attention to her,
1:39:25
who don't pay attention to her, who
1:39:27
are putting her, who are putting her
1:39:30
in bad situations, Henry Thomas who like
1:39:32
talks all the time about how good
1:39:34
his parents were Especially after the success
1:39:36
of this movie of being like we
1:39:39
have to make sure you're normal kid.
1:39:41
Yeah, we are taking you out of
1:39:43
Hollywood We are not letting you work
1:39:46
a ton you're going to real schools,
1:39:48
right? And it's just sort of like
1:39:50
I don't know how they pulled it
1:39:52
off, but they did I think he
1:39:55
recognizes and Barry more like this is
1:39:57
at the brink of going really bad
1:39:59
Which it did for a while and
1:40:01
it rebounded but she talks about like
1:40:04
My relationship with Steven Spielberg was the
1:40:06
first time that I recognized what a
1:40:08
parent should be like and he talks
1:40:11
about in that He saw like fuck.
1:40:13
I think I do want to be
1:40:15
at that I Know he's like that's
1:40:17
the thing where I get a little
1:40:20
bit like Steve actually need to know
1:40:22
less about you sometimes Like, but yes,
1:40:24
he says this is what convinced me
1:40:26
should be a parent. I guess more
1:40:29
people should just go out there and
1:40:31
make E.T. If you're feeling a little
1:40:33
on the fence about bringing kids into
1:40:36
the world. Just go make E.T. Just
1:40:38
make one E.T. E.T. is real. Gee.
1:40:40
Gee. E.T. is real. Gee. Gee. We're
1:40:42
gonna come up with a better name
1:40:45
for this. Gee. Gee. Gee. Gee. is
1:40:47
real if you believe hard enough. Right.
1:40:49
There is a bit of- If all
1:40:51
of our listeners clap their hands. You
1:40:54
know, obviously Peter Pan, you see D.
1:40:56
Wallace reading Peter Pan to Drew Barrymore
1:40:58
at one point, then when ET dies,
1:41:01
spoiler alert, sure. She's basically doing the
1:41:03
Tinkerbell wish, he could come back, kind
1:41:05
of, thing from Peter Pan. Yes. Peter
1:41:07
Pan's obviously just so influential and important
1:41:10
for Spielberg and like, she feels like
1:41:12
the most, you know, like. Like Ben
1:41:14
was saying about, like, you know, like,
1:41:16
I believe in ET, you know, vibe
1:41:19
from her, right? Like, you know, like
1:41:21
he is like a kind of magical
1:41:23
fairy in her life. There is this,
1:41:26
you know, Spielberg framing this as a
1:41:28
Disney movie to people in a way
1:41:30
that made them worried, right? He is
1:41:32
like iterating on a canon of... like
1:41:35
formative trauma childhood movies right these things
1:41:37
that his generation people who grew up
1:41:39
before ET existed talk about of like
1:41:41
old Yeller having to be put down
1:41:44
at the end of the movie spoiler
1:41:46
alert or alert I fucking hate that
1:41:48
dumb fucking movie my parents maybe watch
1:41:51
it Bambi's mom being shot at the
1:41:53
beginning these things that are like rights
1:41:55
of passage for children that are like
1:41:57
part of watching this is this is
1:42:00
going to be tough and it's going
1:42:02
to make you have to work through
1:42:04
some shit so silly Spielberg is doing
1:42:06
that, but he's also infusing it with
1:42:09
this sort of like new Hollywood character
1:42:11
study, performance-based, non-ploddy, you know, he's like
1:42:13
not going for melodrama. It is, it
1:42:16
is just this like perfect moment of
1:42:18
like 10 different traditions. of Hollywood all
1:42:20
coming together at the same time, which
1:42:22
I've talked about that's part of Spielberg's
1:42:25
development, is that he is this guy
1:42:27
who is like forming a bridge between
1:42:29
new and old Hollywood, but he's also
1:42:31
doing that with the movie itself. Old
1:42:34
Yeller feels like this punishment that was
1:42:36
inflicted on baby boomers, that they then
1:42:38
inflicted on millennials. Yes. That we are
1:42:41
not inflicting. Old Yeller died. Done. millennials
1:42:43
were forced to watch Old Yeller by
1:42:45
their poor scarred parent. No, actually, but
1:42:47
do you know what it's about? That's
1:42:50
why Ben turned out the most normal
1:42:52
out of us. You know, and like
1:42:54
my parents maybe watch it, and then
1:42:56
of course at the end, yeah, there's
1:42:59
young yeller, not to spoil old yeller,
1:43:01
but they're like, yeah, sure, we shot
1:43:03
a dog, but don't worry, there's another
1:43:06
dog, young yeller. Yeah. Don't worry, there's
1:43:08
another dog, young yeller. Yeah. Can we
1:43:10
buy that on fucking VHS? Don't out
1:43:12
of here. We'll show our kids ET,
1:43:15
which is emotional and sad and then
1:43:17
triumphant or whatever. But like that's great.
1:43:19
It's a great like arc and experience.
1:43:21
Old y'aller is just like, yeah, you
1:43:24
know, don't let your dog get rabies
1:43:26
or else your dad's got to shoot
1:43:28
with a shockroom. Yeah, fine. What is
1:43:31
this fable take? It better not be
1:43:33
Wally is better than ET. I didn't
1:43:35
say that. Don't make your stinky poop.
1:43:37
hovering around it. I keep going back
1:43:40
to like this core basic thing, right?
1:43:42
Which I think above all else, ET
1:43:44
is just about in the abstract having
1:43:47
an experience that changes you forever. Uh-huh,
1:43:49
sure. Right? And the way we're talking
1:43:51
about the experience of like showing this
1:43:53
movie to a child and forcing you
1:43:56
to like think through... your sense of
1:43:58
the world and life and process emotions
1:44:00
that you maybe haven't touched before and
1:44:02
whatever. Like that is what this movie
1:44:05
is about to me more than anything.
1:44:07
ET is filling a void in the
1:44:09
family structure. ET is like means of
1:44:12
like emotional language for a kid who
1:44:14
feels sensitive and overwhelmed by the world.
1:44:16
but doesn't know how to actually make
1:44:18
sense of it. Like it's all these
1:44:21
other things that are more specific, but
1:44:23
I also think this movie is just
1:44:25
about like experiences that change you irrevocably.
1:44:27
And especially in your adolescence growing up,
1:44:30
these things that are these like stepping
1:44:32
stones of maturation. It's experience that change
1:44:34
you, but it's like. Because you have
1:44:37
autonomy correct you experience something autonomy. Yes
1:44:39
in a way that is like adults
1:44:41
trusting you or you commanding some level
1:44:43
of trust to like they have a
1:44:46
whole experience that they don't need adults
1:44:48
for exactly like you know it's like
1:44:50
they are learning how to have experiences
1:44:52
without you know having their hands held
1:44:55
and that's you know what the adults
1:44:57
realize right when the adults come in
1:44:59
and bring all this bullshit with them,
1:45:02
you know, all the crazy tech. Yeah.
1:45:04
It takes them forever to realize that
1:45:06
the kids already know more about ET
1:45:08
and figured out ET way better than
1:45:11
they can. Well, what's so touching about
1:45:13
the Peter Coyote part is that he
1:45:15
does get it and yet he kind
1:45:17
of can't help. He can't quite, right,
1:45:20
he's empathetic. He recognized his heart's in
1:45:22
the right place. What has happened and
1:45:24
yet he cannot stop. the wheels from
1:45:27
spinning in his head of like but
1:45:29
this is an opportunity there is a
1:45:31
sort of like responsibility for us as
1:45:33
a species to learn as much as
1:45:36
we can from this. But what I
1:45:38
like about a T is none of
1:45:40
that's being said, you just know it's
1:45:42
true. You don't know who these guys
1:45:45
are really or what they work for,
1:45:47
what their ultimate goal is. His whole
1:45:49
framing of like this is a gift,
1:45:52
this is a very special gift, and
1:45:54
I'm so happy he found you and
1:45:56
you unlocked him in this way. He's
1:45:58
actually really jealous. And we want to
1:46:01
dissect him or any. this stuff, he's
1:46:03
just sort of like, we need to
1:46:05
learn more. And Elliot's like, this isn't
1:46:07
about that. Yeah, for sure. Yes. I
1:46:10
like that he's not a capitalist. I
1:46:12
like that it's not like ET is
1:46:14
a threat, that he's only five degrees
1:46:17
off from coming from completely the right
1:46:19
place. But there is that adult part
1:46:21
of it that he can't turn off.
1:46:23
I did have a thought where I
1:46:26
was like, fuck, wait, is ET like
1:46:28
the cure for everything and we just
1:46:30
let him go? That's the question. You
1:46:32
know what if we just chopped up
1:46:35
ET and we're like, if you eat
1:46:37
like one little... Like sell. You live
1:46:39
forever. I've heard a Bluetooth. Or just
1:46:42
like cure for like, you know, all
1:46:44
of these horrible diseases. Yeah, but he's
1:46:46
too cute. You gotta let him go.
1:46:48
You gotta let him go. No, what
1:46:51
or like, right, what can these people
1:46:53
teach us? Like these healers, these scientists
1:46:55
who are visiting us. But they're not
1:46:57
visiting us and going like, you should
1:47:00
not bomb. Like, you know, they're just
1:47:02
kind of like, we're just checking out
1:47:04
some grass, leave us alone. You know,
1:47:07
that's my other thing. ETV and Wally,
1:47:09
yes. I'm so fucking angry at you.
1:47:11
David, is there, what is there a
1:47:13
stink in the world? This is like
1:47:16
dumb animation bullshit and your will vinton
1:47:18
disrespect all over again. Who? I shouldn't
1:47:20
even be re-envoking this stuff. Now he's
1:47:22
going to get more dismissive at the
1:47:25
old things. JD has to be here
1:47:27
for that because JD is so good
1:47:29
at like the ire of like, David,
1:47:32
you haven't heard of, you know? Yeah,
1:47:34
right. I think this movie, being a
1:47:36
divorce movie, is overstated. I think that
1:47:38
is a prism that is helpful for
1:47:41
it tackling what it needs to tackle,
1:47:43
which is this sense of core loneliness
1:47:45
as a child, right? That is like...
1:47:47
Getting to a level of awareness that
1:47:50
you're starting to identify sadness, fear, anger,
1:47:52
these emotions that are starting to make
1:47:54
sense to you, but you can't quite
1:47:57
put your hands around. And when I'm
1:47:59
talking about these experiences that change you,
1:48:01
they are the things that happen in
1:48:03
your maturation as a human. being that
1:48:06
do help crystallize those things for you,
1:48:08
whether they're positive experiences or negative experiences,
1:48:10
the divorce creates the structure for the
1:48:12
void that ET can fill. But ET
1:48:15
is not a father figure, you know?
1:48:17
No, I think ET is something of
1:48:19
a father figure. But I also think
1:48:22
in a certain way, Elliot's like a
1:48:24
father to ET is what makes it
1:48:26
interesting is it is not a one-to-one
1:48:28
thing. It is not. It is a
1:48:31
very complicated emotional thing. That is true,
1:48:33
but he is. He is like an
1:48:35
emotional being that Elliot relates to and
1:48:37
that is what he needs and someone
1:48:40
who hears him and like sees him
1:48:42
and literally The conceit of this movie
1:48:44
that is so great that you almost
1:48:47
think on paper is that one step
1:48:49
too far They are emotionally bonded. They
1:48:51
feel the same things. They feel the
1:48:53
same pain. They feel the same joy.
1:48:56
It is just that he knows someone
1:48:58
else totally gets what he's going through
1:49:00
right? the sense of like complete understanding
1:49:02
from another person at an age where
1:49:05
you're just like, am I totally alone
1:49:07
in feeling this way? And that is
1:49:09
the greatest fear. ET, to continue the
1:49:12
plot, Elliot stays home, they meet ET,
1:49:14
yada, yada, he can levitate balls, like
1:49:16
plastocene, what do you call in this
1:49:18
country? Sure. Plato. He's got magic. He's
1:49:21
making a solar system. He's from over
1:49:23
there. He's trying to communicate that he
1:49:25
needs to, in fact, go home. He
1:49:28
can heal. He can make flowers grow
1:49:30
pretty again. He can grow a flower.
1:49:32
He can heal. Elliot's cut. The flower
1:49:34
device. It's a very good effect. He
1:49:37
needed there. Yeah. Emotional payoff later. Yeah.
1:49:39
I mean, yeah. The whole movie is
1:49:41
that. Yeah. They're just a lack of
1:49:43
over explaining. Yes, exactly. The bond between
1:49:46
them is communicated very simply. Elliot's getting
1:49:48
some shit out of the fridge. A
1:49:50
lot of shit to be clear. He's
1:49:53
really loading up. ET opens an umbrella.
1:49:55
It startles him. Elliot. Startles drops everything.
1:49:57
Yeah, that's all you need to know.
1:49:59
Yep. They're kind of becoming the same
1:50:02
thing. Then we have this wonderful scene
1:50:04
that I remember as a kid I
1:50:06
would always forget about because it's the
1:50:08
weirdest scene in ET where E.T. starts
1:50:11
ripping some coarse lights. That seems great.
1:50:13
Nothing wrong with that. Throws on the
1:50:15
Quiet Man, right? He's having a great
1:50:18
time. Yeah, you forget this? I'm like,
1:50:20
this is the scene for me where
1:50:22
I'm like, this is the weirdness that
1:50:24
transcends this movie for me that it's
1:50:27
not playing it safe, that it's like
1:50:29
taking weird turns? He's wearing a Teddy
1:50:31
Bears, little pajamas. Right. Well, they've tried
1:50:33
to hide E. E. E. E.T. In
1:50:36
the plush. In the plush pile in
1:50:38
the plush pile pile pile. In the
1:50:40
plush. In the plush pile. In the
1:50:43
plush pile. In the plush. In the
1:50:45
plush. In the plush. But I love
1:50:47
that he's found a little piece of
1:50:49
clothing that fits him. But it's also
1:50:52
such a weird, like, old man, sort
1:50:54
of. I know. It's like a grandpa
1:50:56
bathrobe. It rules. Just like, let grandpa
1:50:58
sit in the comfiture and watch his
1:51:01
old movies. Right? Watch his old movies.
1:51:03
Right? Watch Grandpa sit in the comfiture
1:51:05
and watch his old movies. Right? Do
1:51:08
you guys ever dissect a frog? Yes.
1:51:10
It's so weird to me. Like that
1:51:12
never, I never did that. I think
1:51:14
it's not really done quite as much
1:51:17
anymore. Do you know what's even weird?
1:51:19
I want to say third or fourth
1:51:21
grade. We not only dissected a frog.
1:51:23
I remember with even greater specificity, we
1:51:26
dissected a sheep's eyeball. I've heard of
1:51:28
that. I just took him to cook
1:51:30
out like, what do you call it?
1:51:33
Like vacuum seal. Plastic bags that you
1:51:35
had to cut up him with scissors
1:51:37
and just plop on the scissors and
1:51:39
just plop on the scissors and just
1:51:42
plop on the table. On the table.
1:51:44
and be like here's an eyeball. We
1:51:46
did a heart. I don't remember what
1:51:48
animal, but I remember that was really
1:51:51
especially disgusting. I have to imagine this
1:51:53
is done, right? That any listener of
1:51:55
this show who is like 20 is
1:51:58
like, what the fuck are you guys
1:52:00
talking about? I don't know. I think
1:52:02
so. And obviously it's such a brilliant
1:52:04
choice for this because Elliot feels for
1:52:07
the frogs, much like he feels for
1:52:09
his little home frog friend and obviously
1:52:11
also Elliot is... three sheets of the
1:52:13
wind so he frees all the frogs
1:52:16
and then kisses. He's also drunk in
1:52:18
the magic of movies. He's drunk on
1:52:20
the magic of John Wayne and Maureen
1:52:23
O'Hara. I love him obviously having her
1:52:25
stand on the kid who's lying down
1:52:27
so he can kiss her. It's great.
1:52:29
Henry Thomas talks about when he read
1:52:32
the script. He's like, this rules, I
1:52:34
get it, alien ET, I love this
1:52:36
guy, and he gets the kissing scene,
1:52:38
and he's like, I don't know if
1:52:41
I want to do this movie. If
1:52:43
I was 10, I don't want to
1:52:45
do this movie. And it's like, I
1:52:48
don't like girls, this sucks. Not just
1:52:50
like this is embarrassing to do. He's
1:52:52
like, this seems revolting. I think they
1:52:54
shot this first. It almost sounded like
1:52:57
Spielberg said this was one of the
1:52:59
only things that wasn't shot in continuity.
1:53:01
Maybe to get him over the hump
1:53:03
of the kissing thing which he was
1:53:06
so worried about. And Henry Thomas is
1:53:08
like as a little kid was just
1:53:10
like, I need to nail this in
1:53:13
one so we can move on. And
1:53:15
the beautiful thing of like the door,
1:53:17
the wind sweeping open, the kid on
1:53:19
the floor, him stepping on him so
1:53:22
that he can kiss Erika Lainik from
1:53:24
Bay Watch. and that Henry Thomas like
1:53:26
attacked it the first time and their
1:53:28
like teeth clinked. Classic. Like she was
1:53:31
not ready. They're like teeth. Yeah, yeah,
1:53:33
yeah. And then the spellwork is like
1:53:35
cutting. He's like great. So print moving
1:53:38
on. He's like Henry that looked. Insane!
1:53:40
And Henry Thomas had to be like,
1:53:42
coaxed into doing three more takes until
1:53:44
it looked right. Well, it's great. And
1:53:47
Drunkie tea is the funniest shit in
1:53:49
the world. Drunkie tea is funny. This
1:53:51
is what I'm saying is him owning,
1:53:53
like, okay, what of the ET performance
1:53:56
works the least? The walking looks goofy.
1:53:58
So let's try to limit the walk
1:54:00
to scenes where ET should look a
1:54:03
little funny. It's funny when he's drunk.
1:54:05
You don't really do the walk around
1:54:07
ET that much other than those moments
1:54:09
because you can tell outside of the
1:54:12
spaceship getting off and getting on he
1:54:14
knows like let's like limit how much
1:54:16
we do this because this is when
1:54:18
you stop taking ET seriously as an
1:54:21
emotional character. Now there's not much plot.
1:54:23
This is what I'm saying. Like five
1:54:25
things happen in this movie. There is
1:54:28
a long section that is just like
1:54:30
everyone getting to know ET that he
1:54:32
communicates this one idea. I need to
1:54:34
phone home, right? They make this sort
1:54:37
of plan quietly. You don't see them
1:54:39
really doing it. It's the book Rogers
1:54:41
Comics. Right. This is the satellite dish.
1:54:43
He kind of gets it from that.
1:54:46
But it's he's got a record player.
1:54:48
He's got like a saw blade. He's
1:54:50
got no look. He's got him. What's
1:54:53
the speaking spell? Yes. Yes. But basically
1:54:55
it is like. It just happens in
1:54:57
between scenes that he has constructed this
1:54:59
thing that they're all going to use
1:55:02
Halloween as the cover because that's the
1:55:04
night where parents let you go out
1:55:06
and aren't trying to worry about you.
1:55:09
They dress ET up as a ghost.
1:55:11
It's a great bit like you. Girdi
1:55:13
is like you know trusted with this
1:55:15
secret which she can't hold so she
1:55:18
keeps someone to tell the groos but
1:55:20
they keep on being like girdi in
1:55:22
her imagination. What is this weird thing
1:55:24
her new bit? Why gets her talking
1:55:27
about being a new? It's a little
1:55:29
red hat. She does. She's so cute.
1:55:31
She does. Doesn't she make a joke
1:55:34
about like this isn't my real costume?
1:55:36
There's a whole thing where she's like,
1:55:38
they're gonna let her change the cost
1:55:40
of later. I'm a cowboy pretending to
1:55:43
be a ghost or whatever. She wants
1:55:45
to be a ghost. Right. But it's
1:55:47
right. So they can give E.T. the
1:55:49
sheet. She should have won the Mark
1:55:52
Twain Prize that year. She's so fucking
1:55:54
funny in this movie. Alligators. Alligators and
1:55:56
the sewer. Just a couple of things,
1:55:59
after he gets in trouble for letting
1:56:01
the frogs go free, there's apparently a
1:56:03
deleted scene where Harrison Ford played the
1:56:05
principal. You can see it. It's on,
1:56:08
you know, YouTube or whatever. You don't
1:56:10
see Harrison Ford, like it's a cameo
1:56:12
where he's kind of in shadow, much
1:56:14
like all adults. But even still, he
1:56:17
was like distracting to the audience. They
1:56:19
could just tell. It kind of feels
1:56:21
like, again, the less adults, the better.
1:56:24
That's the thing. It's kind of breaking
1:56:26
the adult rule. It's more than you
1:56:28
even want. The amount of like the
1:56:30
teacher you hear in that dissection scene
1:56:33
is like as much as you can
1:56:35
deal with, you know? And then I
1:56:37
just love to when the mom gets
1:56:39
the call about, you know, Elliot getting
1:56:42
in trouble at school, that ET is
1:56:44
just kind of like... Pink panthering behind
1:56:46
her and she just never sees him.
1:56:49
I just love that little moment. It
1:56:51
is so crazy. I mean, first of
1:56:53
all, I love you using Pink panthering
1:56:55
as a verb. But also, it is
1:56:58
one of those sequences where you're like,
1:57:00
this is a difficult balancing act, Stephen.
1:57:02
I don't know if I'm going to
1:57:04
buy this, that she somehow keeps just
1:57:07
not noticing him. And it is to
1:57:09
the credit of both her as an
1:57:11
actor and the like puppeteering of ET,
1:57:14
that without it being too cute. They
1:57:16
keep on just sort of selling that
1:57:18
it's just like she would just barely
1:57:20
miss him You know, she's a little
1:57:23
too caught up in like running down
1:57:25
the things in her head You know,
1:57:27
but she like puts the coffee can
1:57:29
down, but she's like, you know So
1:57:32
chaotic and stressed out as a single
1:57:34
mom that she doesn't really like cloth
1:57:36
that like it's gone missing that the
1:57:39
what they use is not her being
1:57:41
oblivious It's that she's just sort of
1:57:43
in like a like a mom mode.
1:57:45
Yeah But it is perfectly timed in
1:57:48
stage where you never feel like it's
1:57:50
breaking reality, where I'm like, come on,
1:57:52
she would have seen him now. Yeah,
1:57:54
they have a Halloween thing. It is
1:57:57
kind of a funny Mandela effect thing,
1:57:59
to a degree. And I'd say a
1:58:01
lot of it is because of the
1:58:04
Amblen logo, that the classic image of
1:58:06
Elliot and E.T. riding in front of
1:58:08
the moon. is often transmuted with the
1:58:10
end of the other kids. During the
1:58:13
daylight with the red hoodie, whereas when
1:58:15
he flies with the 18-front of the
1:58:17
moat, he's dressed up as a fucking
1:58:19
ghoul. He is, he's a ghoul. the
1:58:22
gray sweatshirt. That's the first time. That's
1:58:24
the first time. The flight scene hits,
1:58:26
right? Let's talk about John Williams for
1:58:29
a second. Because he talks about the
1:58:31
secondary motif of the film, which is
1:58:33
the, what sounds I would argue very
1:58:35
similar to the AI score. The very
1:58:38
gentle kind of sad lonely piano music
1:58:40
that doesn't hit sweeping until the bike
1:58:42
for the first time. I always thought
1:58:44
there was no way to improve upon
1:58:47
ET and perhaps... Can you imagine what
1:58:49
it would feel like to hear that
1:58:51
for the first time? Someone layer me
1:58:54
doing that over the beautiful Alandavio. I
1:58:56
always thought there was no way to
1:58:58
improve upon ET and perhaps we have
1:59:00
stumbled upon it. I saw, this is
1:59:03
jumping ahead to the end of E.T.,
1:59:05
but it's relating to John Williams. Sure.
1:59:07
I saw Wicked in theaters, one of
1:59:09
the first, yeah, Wicked Rocks, one of
1:59:12
the first films I saw in theaters
1:59:14
after. You see what I'm doing? You
1:59:16
doing it, it's dinky blue face, but
1:59:19
that's fine. It's freaking that good. One
1:59:21
reason I liked Wicked is that Wicked
1:59:23
makes the correct choice that very few
1:59:25
movies make, which is that the final
1:59:28
seconds of Wicked are someone going bum,
1:59:30
bum, bum, Bumb, bam, bam, bam, bam,
1:59:32
bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
1:59:34
bam, bam, and there goes to black.
1:59:37
And then you fucking, though, is ending
1:59:39
at a cliffhanger, which this is not,
1:59:41
and we'll get to the fucking ending,
1:59:44
but the ending is. There's a cliffhanger
1:59:46
in ET. Where's he going? Where's that
1:59:48
bitch going? Yeah, but it's kind of
1:59:50
the same ending actually. They're all flying
1:59:53
off. It's a cliffhanger that Spielberg is
1:59:55
pot committed to never resolving versus wicket
1:59:57
being like come back in a year.
1:59:59
Gayee 2026. Can I pick, can I
2:00:02
pitch the tagline? Yeah, for gayee. The
2:00:04
extra extra extra terrestrial. is bringing universal
2:00:06
pictures on the line. We're canceling wicked
2:00:09
too. We don't need it with this
2:00:11
solid gold. We're reinstating DII. D-I. But
2:00:13
just for GED, even Trump agrees. GED
2:00:15
is healing the nation. God. Oh boy.
2:00:18
He flies on from the moon. It's
2:00:20
very brief. It's beautiful. In both cases,
2:00:22
though, it lasts much. It's a much
2:00:24
shorter stretch of time than you think
2:00:27
of, where I'm like, I almost expanded
2:00:29
my head into being this like, triumphant
2:00:31
two minutes of flying. But in both
2:00:34
cases, it's very small. They just do
2:00:36
like one arc into their landing spot
2:00:38
in the woods. ET sets up his
2:00:40
device. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm balled by the
2:00:43
way I just want to say yes
2:00:45
I am at this point really it's
2:00:47
the movie is just destroyed me I'm
2:00:50
really like this movie just hits something
2:00:52
magical there is a story Spielberg told
2:00:54
in one of these fucking things I
2:00:56
watched about the first assembly cut they
2:00:59
put together right and the movie where
2:01:01
it was the David Sims score before
2:01:03
Johnny come in there was no score
2:01:05
right Williams didn't even have a theme
2:01:08
to hum him yeah and it was
2:01:10
four hours long and Spielberg watched it
2:01:12
and his response was I never in
2:01:15
my life thought I would make a
2:01:17
movie this good and the way he
2:01:19
recounts it is not a like holy
2:01:21
shit Steve you nailed it right he
2:01:24
is like things came together on this
2:01:26
that even when I am watching a
2:01:28
version of this that is twice as
2:01:30
long as it should be without music
2:01:33
without finished without final effects and all
2:01:35
of that sort of shit he's just
2:01:37
like this is a miracle This just
2:01:40
fucking worked. The core emotion of this
2:01:42
worked. And people talk about, like, filmmakers
2:01:44
are always like, that first Assembly Ed
2:01:46
is the worst feeling you will ever
2:01:49
have in your life. Of course, because
2:01:51
it's nowhere near where it's going to
2:01:53
be. Right. This is a disaster. My
2:01:55
career is ruined. And he just could
2:01:58
kind of see like. This
2:02:00
just something we hit on something here,
2:02:02
and it's only gonna get better from
2:02:04
here And she even said like I
2:02:07
I don't know if it's gonna make
2:02:09
any money. This feels very personal to
2:02:11
me But this exceeds all my expectations
2:02:14
of what I ever aspire to do
2:02:16
as a filmmaker and then every step
2:02:18
of the way you fucking tighten that
2:02:20
cut you add the Williams He does
2:02:23
one test screening sure to universal where
2:02:25
he was just like I so badly
2:02:27
just want this to be my weird
2:02:30
little film, I just want them to
2:02:32
not touch it. Right. And they screened
2:02:34
it and... You can have one test
2:02:37
screening, but I don't want to... The
2:02:39
audience response was so astatic that they
2:02:41
were like, we don't know if this
2:02:43
is going to make money, but this
2:02:46
thing undeniably works with anyone who sees
2:02:48
it, we're good, we get it, we're
2:02:50
excited that we have a good movie
2:02:53
to sell, we're behind it, and they
2:02:55
just like, no notes, didn't, didn't touch
2:02:57
it, didn't touch it. We hope we
2:02:59
make back our budget. I think to
2:03:02
them they were like he looks weird
2:03:04
It's an odd pitch for a film.
2:03:06
It's cheesy. It starts a bunch of
2:03:09
kids It's this sort of like open
2:03:11
emotionality a little bit dead after like
2:03:13
breath is kind of a weirdly specific
2:03:16
thing to say. Yeah, lose a lot
2:03:18
of people right there. Yeah It's weird
2:03:20
that the score is a guy going
2:03:22
dand dand dand dandt anyway I just
2:03:25
love this balance of everyone being like
2:03:27
I think we're onto something here and
2:03:29
also I don't know if anyone else
2:03:32
is gonna like it's gonna like it's
2:03:34
gonna like it's gonna like it They
2:03:36
did like it, but we'll get to
2:03:38
that. So ET flies in front of
2:03:41
the moon. Just said to Ben's crying
2:03:43
point. I Always cry at one point
2:03:45
in ET and then I will also
2:03:48
cry at other points that sort of
2:03:50
move around Right like there'll be things
2:03:52
that get me every time I always
2:03:55
cry when the bikes take off The
2:03:57
second time you know sure wouldn't that
2:03:59
is the most triumphant emotional moment in
2:04:01
American Hollywood, you know mainstream very very
2:04:04
similar to what you just said last
2:04:06
night while watching it i'm like the
2:04:08
last of this movie are the pinnacle
2:04:11
of Hollywood as an idea. I'm like,
2:04:13
this is the entire notion of America
2:04:15
being like, movies are an industry, we're
2:04:17
gonna make a dream factory, we're gonna
2:04:20
put too much money and hire a
2:04:22
lot of craftspeople to try to make
2:04:24
these like transcendent emotional experiences that travel
2:04:27
across the world and across decades. And
2:04:29
I just watched this and I'm like,
2:04:31
it's this. inflection point where he's getting
2:04:33
like the best of old Hollywood like
2:04:36
artificial emotional magic with a sort of
2:04:38
like more focused emotional realism and just
2:04:40
like the best people all at the
2:04:43
top of their game delivering perfectly speaking
2:04:45
things that you could not put in
2:04:47
towards. At least until Jack Black showed
2:04:50
up in the Minecraft trailer. Yes. Yeah,
2:04:52
I think Nick our old researcher Nick
2:04:54
L'Oriana had a letterboxed review. Let me
2:04:56
find it That was essentially I'll say
2:04:59
what my review was it was very
2:05:01
good and I invite you to read
2:05:03
it out to us now G period
2:05:06
M Poland period let me try that
2:05:08
again. You can do it. You can
2:05:10
do it. G period M period. The
2:05:12
good movie. That's what he said. Yeah.
2:05:15
What do you guys think Ben Five
2:05:17
stars. What do you think of that?
2:05:19
I give it a perfect Uber ride.
2:05:22
Yeah, I yeah, I give it five
2:05:24
stars. Yeah, good job. Yeah, I think
2:05:26
this is unimpeachable. I do too, but
2:05:29
what was next? I'm trying to find
2:05:31
it. God, how many, how many friends
2:05:33
of mine on Letterbox. have, uh, fucking
2:05:35
watched ET. I guess it's a popular
2:05:38
movie. It's weird. It's almost like everyone
2:05:40
has seen it. From 1975 to 1982,
2:05:42
Steven Spielberg had a more powerful connection
2:05:45
with the audience than anyone before or
2:05:47
since. And of all the films in
2:05:49
that miracle run, this is the most
2:05:51
wondrous. He is correct about the, that
2:05:54
being in sync with what people are
2:05:56
feeling and thinking. Here's what I find
2:05:58
really fascinating. You know, sort of, like
2:06:01
Jimmy Carter America, you know, like, like
2:06:03
late 70s, early 80s, early 80s, early
2:06:05
80s America. Here's what I find fascinating
2:06:08
about that. Much like our previous mini-series
2:06:10
subject, David Lynch, weirdly, I think Spielberg
2:06:12
and Lynch are both artists who primarily
2:06:14
try to work through their subconscious, right?
2:06:17
Spielberg talks about the fact that he's
2:06:19
like never really done therapy in his
2:06:21
life, that he will watch his movies
2:06:24
20 years later and be like, I
2:06:26
guess this was that trying to get
2:06:28
expressed out of my system, but that
2:06:30
he doesn't didactically work through it before
2:06:33
he tries to figure out how to
2:06:35
transmute it. into a film, right? And
2:06:37
like people have that same sort of
2:06:40
like, I can't speak to why Mulholland
2:06:42
Drive made such an emotional impact on
2:06:44
me. But those are elusive movies, right,
2:06:46
that are not trying to hand you
2:06:49
clean sort of like emotional arcs and
2:06:51
story beats that can carry you through.
2:06:53
Spielberg has like that aspect of being
2:06:56
able to like just pull some emotion
2:06:58
out of his system that he can't
2:07:00
even put into words. and create the
2:07:03
right delivery system for it and also
2:07:05
like entertain that is just insane and
2:07:07
it's as you said in that run
2:07:09
of years it's just like he fucking
2:07:12
knew how to say stuff to audiences
2:07:14
he did and it's not like he
2:07:16
lost that but he's got more he
2:07:19
became more complicated what he wanted to
2:07:21
try to say and this is sort
2:07:23
of like the pinnacle for me of
2:07:25
all of it right yeah Here's an
2:07:28
impression of me going glasses shopping before
2:07:30
Worby Parker Okay, now here's a new
2:07:32
impression I've been working on for my
2:07:35
mad TV real. Okay. This is me
2:07:37
Glasses shopping since I've jumped over to
2:07:39
Warby Parker Oh Sounds like someone's having
2:07:42
a lovely time incredible time. I love
2:07:44
it Well, why do you love it?
2:07:46
Is it because Warry Parker uses nothing
2:07:48
but premium materials in each frame? That's
2:07:51
a big part of it. Designing them
2:07:53
in-house? That's huge. They've got silhouettes, colors,
2:07:55
and fits made to suit every face?
2:07:58
Yes, but also Warby Parker has done
2:08:00
some good work over the years, cutting
2:08:02
out some of the middlemen, making glasses
2:08:04
more affordable and sturdier. They last longer,
2:08:07
and less worried when it comes time
2:08:09
to replace them. It feels like less
2:08:11
of a holistic life. commitment. Yeah there's
2:08:14
a cheap, this is what I'm saying.
2:08:16
And not cheap and like, oh they're
2:08:18
cheap, like they're inexpensive, considering the quality.
2:08:21
It cut out the middleman, but that's
2:08:23
the thing. It used to be, I
2:08:25
go like, oh my god, new glasses.
2:08:27
This is a, this is a, they
2:08:30
cut them out with giant scissors. I
2:08:32
go to, I go to, I go
2:08:34
to old-fashioned glasses stores. And I go
2:08:37
like, doctor glass, who by the way
2:08:39
was a jerk, I'm going to have
2:08:41
to commit to this for 10 years.
2:08:43
That's a strong look. I'm wearing these
2:08:46
things on my face every day. Worrey
2:08:48
Parker makes it really easy to go
2:08:50
in person to one of their locations,
2:08:53
try on a bunch, or you can
2:08:55
pick a couple online, have them ship
2:08:57
them to you so you can try
2:08:59
them out in your daily life, or
2:09:02
you can do the virtual try-on. Yeah,
2:09:04
you take a little picture. They're versized.
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It's the color texture and size of
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each style. from home right now or
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head over to warby parker.com/check right now
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parker.com/check warby parker.com/check. Can I say a
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couple quick things just add on just
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put a little put some sprinkles on
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top of this? They've over 250 retail
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once again, head over to. Worry parker.com/check
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right now to take the home trion
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That's Worry parker.com/check Worry parker.com/check. The device
2:09:57
is cool because it does feel like
2:09:59
it could work a little bit. You
2:10:01
just fired enough. Like the I think
2:10:04
the best component is the fork that
2:10:06
yes that they he makes a course
2:10:08
you would say that you're married to
2:10:11
a god damn fork that he makes
2:10:13
a a bespoke like record player yeah
2:10:15
yeah scratchy scratchy but yes what happens
2:10:17
uh I love that it's like messy
2:10:20
and like Disconbobulated you know where I'm
2:10:22
like oh, it's like the umbrellas over
2:10:24
here and the wires are running here
2:10:27
It's not like a clean tight little
2:10:29
like flick a switch and it goes
2:10:31
on. It's wind powered. It's just so
2:10:34
cool So Michael goes back to the
2:10:36
next day to try to find yeah,
2:10:38
but this is where it all cracks
2:10:40
open now the mom is worried. Where
2:10:43
was Henry right? I mean, sorry, where
2:10:45
was Elliot? you know and then of
2:10:47
course ET doesn't come back Michael finds
2:10:50
him by the culvert you know he's
2:10:52
becoming great he's all fucked up this
2:10:54
is this begins I guess the idea
2:10:56
is he's just sort of exposed to
2:10:59
the elements I don't they don't even
2:11:01
it's also just Elliot's in turmoil I
2:11:03
don't know yeah and also I can
2:11:06
really explained like why ET starts to
2:11:08
it's they sort of seed it with
2:11:10
like he's starting to look sick they
2:11:12
say that earlier it's like maybe he
2:11:15
just can't be here for too much
2:11:17
time away from his ecosystem. Because like,
2:11:19
right, because like, he's eating fucking Reese's
2:11:22
pieces only. He isn't on the best
2:11:24
diet. And it's like course and drinking
2:11:26
course. Does he come back to life?
2:11:29
You know, because of the love of
2:11:31
the children around him. Yes. So maybe
2:11:33
some worthy Parkers and more or a
2:11:35
frame. He comes back to life because
2:11:38
his people come. back, right? Like that's
2:11:40
sort of how I take it. Like
2:11:42
it's like they are part of whatever
2:11:45
sustain. So it is not to once
2:11:47
again join to the end. But it
2:11:49
is part of what is so devastating
2:11:51
about like ET being like come and
2:11:54
Elliot saying stay that they're both like,
2:11:56
why don't you come to my world?
2:11:58
Right. And they're like, we can't. This
2:12:01
could only ever last a week. Yeah,
2:12:03
we have to split up. They got
2:12:05
us put up. Right. Which I don't.
2:12:08
I would go. I would go. Yeah,
2:12:10
of course you would you'd you'd fucking
2:12:12
Roy Neary so fast. Yeah, but that's
2:12:14
like this is the part of it
2:12:17
that even though he hasn't had kids
2:12:19
yet He's doing this direct rebuke to
2:12:21
Close encounters, right? And this is what
2:12:24
makes it such an interesting counterpoint movie
2:12:26
to me is like in speaking of
2:12:28
these sort of like unresolved things right
2:12:30
and like filling these like emotional holes
2:12:33
from your childhood and Spielberg like making
2:12:35
movies that speak to his loneliness without
2:12:37
really successfully working through through The shift
2:12:40
in, what is it, five years between
2:12:42
close encounters and ET, is like, close
2:12:44
encounters is him still making a movie
2:12:47
as a kid who ran away, joined
2:12:49
the circus, and won. And part of
2:12:51
that is the pursuit of like, I
2:12:53
made it out of my childhood home.
2:12:56
I'm away from all the sadness and
2:12:58
the anger. I've made it to Hollywood.
2:13:00
I'm making movies. And great. I got
2:13:03
on the ship. And now that's what
2:13:05
I was searching for. There was some
2:13:07
siren call pulling me out of my
2:13:09
home away to something greater that will
2:13:12
answer everything for me. And I think
2:13:14
he has grown up enough in the
2:13:16
five years between these two movies that
2:13:19
he's now speaking to a thing that
2:13:21
I think a lot of people who
2:13:23
experience massive success early on their careers
2:13:25
have to face, which is you get
2:13:28
everything you think you wanted and then
2:13:30
one day you sit down, you go,
2:13:32
fuck, I'm still not happy. That wasn't
2:13:35
the thing. I kept on projecting. You
2:13:37
open it. Right. And that causes some
2:13:39
people to spiral out of control and
2:13:42
other people have to start then doing
2:13:44
it. the hard work. And ET is
2:13:46
the inverse of close encounters, which is
2:13:48
you are home and the things come
2:13:51
to you and you have to work
2:13:53
through them. You can't run away, right?
2:13:55
You can't just go on the ship,
2:13:58
enter the magical city of light, and
2:14:00
have it all be perfect. Right. You
2:14:02
know, the Andelite ship that Elphangorn accidentally
2:14:04
hang out on is all grass. And
2:14:07
the Animur books there is just remind
2:14:09
everybody. Yeah. It's all grass because, you
2:14:11
know. And the lights eat through their
2:14:14
feet. Okay. I always like that. Yeah,
2:14:16
I bet you did it. They don't
2:14:18
have mouths. Look what I'm doing. Yeah,
2:14:21
again. The animorphs are way too powerful
2:14:23
and cool for you to be doing
2:14:25
stinky faces. You're fucking kidding me? Animorphs
2:14:27
are pretty cool. I hate that he
2:14:30
doesn't get upset when I do it
2:14:32
to me. It is. It it fucking
2:14:34
hits right in the phone. I don't
2:14:37
know what to tell you. I learned
2:14:39
as a teenager to stop getting as
2:14:41
a teenager to stop getting upset about
2:14:43
getting upset about people. Like, right, you
2:14:46
know what I mean? Like, that thing
2:14:48
where you're, like, showing your friend a
2:14:50
movie and then they don't like it.
2:14:53
And I take it's... And I just
2:14:55
built this armor of, like, I just
2:14:57
can't, I cannot let it get to
2:15:00
me, because then I'll just be upset
2:15:02
all the time, right? And I think
2:15:04
it's kind of why I'll just be
2:15:06
upset all the time, right? And I'll
2:15:09
just be upset all the time. I'll
2:15:11
come back to this. The Brits are
2:15:13
kind of known for their emotional detachment.
2:15:16
And also for being sarcastic about everything
2:15:18
anyone ever said. So there's maybe that
2:15:20
and the feeling that anyone has, they're
2:15:22
saying. What's all this then? Except for
2:15:25
then obviously if you watch like whatever,
2:15:27
you know, an episode of porridge and
2:15:29
they're like, you got a lot going
2:15:32
on in there. What's porridge about? It's
2:15:34
a prison sitcom. I always think a
2:15:36
parage. That was not going to be
2:15:38
my guess. The whole thing with porridge,
2:15:41
you know, you moved to Britain, right?
2:15:43
I was guessing it was a fucking
2:15:45
sick home about making dinner every night.
2:15:48
Exactly. It's a prison center? That's the
2:15:50
thing, you moved to Britain. Because they
2:15:52
feed them porridge, is that the idea?
2:15:55
But you moved to Britain and you
2:15:57
know, you learned like, oh right, they
2:15:59
have their whole own pop culture history,
2:16:01
right, that I don't know anything about.
2:16:04
You moved to Britain as one does,
2:16:06
as we, of course, as I had
2:16:08
to. Right. And to me, the fundamentally,
2:16:11
the British, the most British ass thing
2:16:13
I ever learned. was they were like,
2:16:15
oh, we have all our great sitcoms,
2:16:17
like, it ain't half hot mum, and
2:16:20
L-O-L-O, and you're like, Jesus Christ, this
2:16:22
is cartoon shit, and they're like, and
2:16:24
parage, and you're like, stop right there.
2:16:27
I'm sorry, what is parage? And they're
2:16:29
like, what do you mean? It's a
2:16:31
really funny sitcom. What's it about? This
2:16:34
guy who's in prison. How
2:16:36
you, the weirdest sense of humor
2:16:38
on these people! How often would
2:16:40
they make, please sir, can I
2:16:42
have some more jokes on porridge?
2:16:44
That just feels like a fucking
2:16:46
lay-up. If the show's called Porridge
2:16:49
and it's prisoners and they're asking
2:16:51
for more gruel? Right? Probably made
2:16:53
it once. Is it only made
2:16:55
it once? Well, the probably only
2:16:57
made it once? Well, the probably
2:16:59
four. I believe there are 20
2:17:01
episodes. I think is a major,
2:17:03
major influence on the office. Like
2:17:05
that is one of the classic
2:17:07
like your basin merchant touchstones of
2:17:10
like you can make a sitcom
2:17:12
about like a sort of mundane
2:17:14
sad. Anyway, porridge. They bring gray
2:17:16
ET home. Poor gray ET. And
2:17:18
we're all gray. Both feels bad
2:17:20
because he's connected to ET. Yes.
2:17:22
In terms of physical health and
2:17:24
also the worry of like what
2:17:26
is this? Why can't I fix
2:17:29
this? Right. And then D Wallace
2:17:31
comes home and for the first
2:17:33
time she has to engage with
2:17:35
D. With D. And it's such
2:17:37
a beautifully played moment. of them
2:17:39
being like mom they're so worried
2:17:41
that they're gonna let her in
2:17:43
on this and they're like mom
2:17:45
we need to show you something
2:17:47
and she sees e t and
2:17:50
her first response is like oh
2:17:52
that's great how did you do
2:17:54
this right she immediately responds to
2:17:56
it like it's a fun art
2:17:58
project they did and they don't
2:18:00
say anything to correct her and
2:18:02
D Wallace just plays the realization
2:18:04
very quickly of like wait a
2:18:06
second fuck this is a living
2:18:09
organ on the floor of my
2:18:11
Great Spilberg, you know, visual construction
2:18:13
of like there at every door
2:18:15
and then even the window, they're
2:18:17
coming through the windows. It's like
2:18:19
zombie movie. As a kid, it
2:18:21
is so terrifying. Yes, and he
2:18:23
said it was one of the
2:18:25
ways in which the shooting consequentially
2:18:28
really really helped because it's like
2:18:30
when one day they show up
2:18:32
to set and the house has
2:18:34
now been like ruined with all
2:18:36
this fucking plastic, it was upsetting,
2:18:38
it was an invasion, it was
2:18:40
an invasion. They had spent like
2:18:42
whatever 30 straight days with this
2:18:44
home feeling safe. And it's amazing,
2:18:46
like the way it's just in
2:18:49
the snap of a finger suddenly,
2:18:51
right, it's turned into like this
2:18:53
lab, this quarantined lab, like, how
2:18:55
does that happen so fast? But
2:18:57
you're like, of course it does.
2:18:59
She's like, this is my home,
2:19:01
right? It doesn't matter. She can't
2:19:03
protect it. In her defense. There
2:19:05
is a fucking alien. And
2:19:08
she's probably like, what about my, you
2:19:10
know, fucking plumbing insurance? Like, it's a
2:19:12
fucking alien, man. I love that as
2:19:15
like a result of this movie having
2:19:17
like, you know, a budget cap on
2:19:19
it trying to keep itself on rails,
2:19:21
right? And this ET and Metronic puppet
2:19:24
being so complicated that you're like, they
2:19:26
couldn't build two of them. So for
2:19:28
this sequence, they clearly just like cake
2:19:30
ET with gray makeup. Yeah, you know,
2:19:32
like there's something about the effect where
2:19:35
you're like... Oh, they didn't make a
2:19:37
second sick ET puppet. You can tell
2:19:39
that they've just layered something on top
2:19:41
of the hero puppet and then washed
2:19:44
it off later. There's something kind of
2:19:46
like weirdly more upsetting about him just
2:19:48
kind of being like dusted with powdered
2:19:50
sugar. Yeah, it's so unsettling the way
2:19:53
he looks even though... Right, ET always
2:19:55
looks fucked up. But also, they've seen
2:19:57
successfully. So kind of needs a gay
2:19:59
tea to kind of us, usually them
2:20:02
up, if you're asking me. Get them
2:20:04
to the salon, get a facial. They've
2:20:06
kind of, it's so successfully built up.
2:20:08
I could teach them how to cook.
2:20:11
Here's how you make an element. Interlife
2:20:13
of ET that just like limiting the
2:20:15
motion a little bit becomes like, oh
2:20:17
my god, what the fuck is wrong
2:20:20
with ET. It's just funny that on
2:20:22
Queer Eye, one queer eye, one guy,
2:20:24
one guy, one guy, is like, like,
2:20:26
I'm going to change, I'm going to
2:20:29
change your house, And another guy is
2:20:31
like, so this is how you make
2:20:33
an omelet, you put eggs in a
2:20:35
thing, you know, it's like, you know,
2:20:38
it's like, you know, it's a little
2:20:40
imbal. David, beyond that, that one guy's
2:20:42
like a culture expert and that his
2:20:44
thing is just sort of like, here's
2:20:47
an album you might like, I'm saying
2:20:49
to a Spotify playlist. I joke about
2:20:51
the culture guy, and I know, I
2:20:53
know, I'm the new, the culture guy,
2:20:56
he's a little, his, he's like, he's
2:20:58
like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
2:21:00
he's like, he's like, he's like, he's
2:21:02
like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
2:21:05
he's like, he's like, he's like, he's
2:21:07
like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
2:21:09
he's like, he's like, he's like, he's
2:21:11
like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
2:21:13
he's like Like literally would just kind
2:21:16
of be like, you know, make sure
2:21:18
to shake someone's hand when you meet
2:21:20
them. It's kind of like, get the
2:21:22
fuck out of here. Yeah. The other
2:21:25
one's, this guy's tearing down walls in
2:21:27
this guy's home and you're like, you
2:21:29
know, you should really like sign emails
2:21:31
with best. And like, head out and
2:21:34
has like a good brand for stuff.
2:21:36
Yeah, that guy rules. But that Jay
2:21:38
was sort of like, I recommend talking
2:21:40
to plays to go see. I just
2:21:43
love the original one would have the
2:21:45
heart stringy moments a little bit, but
2:21:47
it was kind of more just like,
2:21:49
put some pants on, you're a mess.
2:21:52
And the new one is always like,
2:21:54
the most obvious thing. Oh God, you
2:21:56
know, it's so emotional by the end,
2:21:58
it's so hugely tragic story. I was
2:22:01
like, I'm so emotional by the end,
2:22:03
it's always a hugely tragic story. I
2:22:05
was like, I'm out, this is too
2:22:07
much, yeah. This is too much too
2:22:10
much, your eyes like you know how
2:22:12
you can fix someone's problem? bunch of
2:22:14
money. Money! Money! Get you a new
2:22:16
house and here's how you make an
2:22:19
omelet as I was saying. Oh well
2:22:21
of course and there's that learning how
2:22:23
to make an omelet. It's just funny
2:22:25
that in one week you can change
2:22:28
someone's house but you cannot teach someone
2:22:30
to cook in one week so fundamentally
2:22:32
you can probably just teach them to
2:22:34
make risotto. These spacemen seemingly changed the
2:22:37
house in like two hours. Yeah. They've
2:22:39
wrapped the whole fucking house in plastic.
2:22:41
They transform everything. They set up their
2:22:43
fucking labs. And it is part of
2:22:46
what makes this section so upsetting. And
2:22:48
I feel like this is when children
2:22:50
start to cry and like convulse, right?
2:22:52
And I feel like I've told this
2:22:54
story before, but I went to see
2:22:57
this park on the lawn screening of
2:22:59
ET with my then-girlfriend and Derek Simon,
2:23:01
my oldest and best friend, often invoked,
2:23:03
and his now wife, I want to
2:23:06
say. And we were sitting on a
2:23:08
fucking Powell next to young parents who
2:23:10
had maybe a three-year-old. And this section
2:23:12
starts, ET is gray, Elliot's on a
2:23:15
bed next to him, they're both sick,
2:23:17
they're reaching out to each other, the
2:23:19
girl just starts losing it. And the
2:23:21
father just very calmly says to her,
2:23:24
don't worry, this is what happens to
2:23:26
everyone when they watch this movie. And
2:23:28
he said it with the right tone
2:23:30
that actually consulted her of being like,
2:23:33
you don't have to be scared. What
2:23:35
you're feeling right now is normal. Yeah.
2:23:37
Yeah. This is shared. And it was
2:23:39
just like there, there, it has stuck
2:23:42
with me the profundity of watching that
2:23:44
happen to strangers next to me and
2:23:46
knowing that this movie just exists on
2:23:48
that fucking like spectrum. But it is
2:23:51
that thing of like, the space men
2:23:53
are scary. It is scary that not
2:23:55
only ET is dying, but so it's
2:23:57
Elliot. It is so much more intense
2:24:00
than you expect this movie to get.
2:24:02
Right. Right. In terms of the threat,
2:24:04
which is still kind of abstract. As
2:24:06
you said, we don't really know what
2:24:09
their designs are for ET. I don't
2:24:11
think they're ill-intentioned, but you just see
2:24:13
like this movie is within spitting distance
2:24:15
of becoming like... horribly traumatic. It's very
2:24:18
traumatic. It's very traumatic to watch Elliot
2:24:20
suffer. And I do feel like that
2:24:22
is the thing they're most worried about
2:24:24
in a way. There is a compassion
2:24:27
to even the medical stuff where it's
2:24:29
scary. I think ET dying would make
2:24:31
children upset, but Elliot also at risk
2:24:33
of dying and it being the sort
2:24:35
of like they're feeling each other's pain.
2:24:38
is what pushes it over the edge
2:24:40
to being a profound, like, formative experience
2:24:42
for children. But, you know, Elliot, ET,
2:24:44
like, disconnects from Elliot consciously, clearly, to
2:24:47
kind of try to save him. Yeah.
2:24:49
Which works. That's when Peter Coyote comes
2:24:51
in to where we see his face,
2:24:53
all that we were talking about. And
2:24:56
ET dies and is dead for a
2:24:58
good 15 minutes. Like, it's like, it's
2:25:00
not just a sort of like, he's
2:25:02
daddy's back kind of thing, like... It's
2:25:05
a long thing. 15, it feels longer
2:25:07
than it is. I'm going to look
2:25:09
it up. Yeah, let's find out. Let's
2:25:11
find out. Because it's like, ET, you
2:25:14
know, it's the it's the whole ET
2:25:16
on the table. Let's try this, let's
2:25:18
try this, let's try this, let's shock
2:25:20
him, right, which is so visceral, especially
2:25:23
when your kid. The moment, that is
2:25:25
just a true reaction where Drew Barmore
2:25:27
says she didn't know what a defibrillator
2:25:29
was. So when they're taking it. And
2:25:32
this was a big thing. And this
2:25:34
was a big thing. And this was
2:25:36
a big thing. hire real doctors, have
2:25:38
them go through the routine of what
2:25:41
they would really do. And he was
2:25:43
just like, when you give actors medical
2:25:45
dialogue, you can tell that they're trying
2:25:47
to remember the jargon on the page.
2:25:50
Of course. I mean, it's unavoidable. And
2:25:52
especially with this, where it's like, you
2:25:54
want to believe in the reality of
2:25:56
actual doctors operating on a fucking alien,
2:25:59
he was like, don't get actors. Get
2:26:01
real doctors, have them go through the
2:26:03
routine of what they would really do.
2:26:05
And so he just kind of let
2:26:08
them run with that right and they
2:26:10
take out the defibrillators drew bummer doesn't
2:26:12
know what that is she doesn't know
2:26:14
what it's scary and when you have
2:26:16
that reaction shot where the shock goes
2:26:19
through and she like shutters she like
2:26:21
jumps that is just like a real
2:26:23
captured moment. It's about, it looks like,
2:26:25
it's about 10 minutes. Thank you. You're
2:26:28
welcome. Much appreciate. Although it's even, ET's
2:26:30
revival of course is slightly drawn out,
2:26:32
they put him in the fridge thingy.
2:26:34
Elliot talks to him, it's so genuine
2:26:37
and lovely. The flower. And then he
2:26:39
walks by, you know, he doesn't see
2:26:41
the light, then he sees the flower,
2:26:43
he's like double take on the phone.
2:26:46
I'm just like, Spilbrook really takes his
2:26:48
time with it. He's really playing. You
2:26:50
know? And then he somehow so quickly
2:26:52
backs into an incredibly funny sequence of
2:26:55
Elliot now needing to cover the fact
2:26:57
that he is coming to cry. Right.
2:26:59
To now play set. Oh, he's so
2:27:01
good though. Which I do think like
2:27:04
helps children get through the rest of
2:27:06
the movie. Like the movie needs a
2:27:08
10- Rev respite from emotional devastation, right?
2:27:10
And then it revs up into the
2:27:13
fun of the car, chase, the tube,
2:27:15
disconnecting the tube. Empower, they're getting away
2:27:17
with this on their own. But it's
2:27:19
like- Barb isn't there though. That would
2:27:22
really make it feel powerful. There are
2:27:24
some stranger things happening in this movie.
2:27:26
And I love that their ability to
2:27:28
get away. because they can maneuver on
2:27:31
bicycles and the adults. They know the
2:27:33
neighborhood. But the adults, even with all
2:27:35
of their power and resources, are. like
2:27:37
completely proven like into defense of the
2:27:40
adults. They didn't know the bikes could
2:27:42
fly. Yeah, that's true. Because the whole
2:27:44
magic of it is like they're doing
2:27:46
it, they're getting away and then they're
2:27:49
cutting through these developments that aren't even
2:27:51
built yet, right? Which is really cool
2:27:53
like the sort of, you know, and
2:27:55
there's sninking all around and you're so
2:27:57
long and you're with it. And then
2:28:00
you're like, they're fucked, you know, they're
2:28:02
going on the hill and you're like.
2:28:04
Like their kids, no guns. Yeah. I
2:28:06
really think that that is a powerful
2:28:09
part of the story. And I think
2:28:11
it is part of the core cowardice
2:28:13
of replacing it with walkie-talkies where Spielberg
2:28:15
in 2002 was like, is this a
2:28:18
little too intense? And by 2003 was
2:28:20
like, what the fuck am I talking
2:28:22
about? Because the positioning is so specific
2:28:24
where it's like, you see them with
2:28:27
guns. And then once the kids come
2:28:29
into range, they're not aiming at the
2:28:31
kids. I'm not aiming at the kids,
2:28:33
but it's terrifying that they have them,
2:28:36
but the adults have the wherewithal to
2:28:38
be like, I can't fucking food a
2:28:40
kid, right? There is a sense of
2:28:42
intensity that also doesn't feel like a
2:28:45
threat of real harm, but it's appropriate
2:28:47
raising of stakes. And I'm biased because
2:28:49
I had a run in where I
2:28:51
was quite young trespassing and got in
2:28:54
trouble with the cops, but had a
2:28:56
very scary moment that I don't want
2:28:58
to get into. Sure. And I just
2:29:00
feel like there. instinct is to have
2:29:03
guns is to protect themselves. Stupid country.
2:29:05
That's what's scary is that that's the
2:29:07
immediate instinct, right? Like the guy is
2:29:09
a shotgun. But this is the other
2:29:12
thing about this movie. The bubble of
2:29:14
ET is so contained that you're like
2:29:16
these aren't the spacemen, these are the
2:29:18
local authorities, right? They don't really understand
2:29:21
what's going on. That there's so little
2:29:23
ripple effect of anyone who has any
2:29:25
interaction with ET up until this point.
2:29:27
that I think part of them having
2:29:30
the guns cocked and loaded but not
2:29:32
even aiming them anywhere at the kids
2:29:34
is just like what is this that's
2:29:36
been called in? Five kids on a
2:29:38
bicycle with a weird like bundle of
2:29:41
blankets in the basket and then so
2:29:43
quickly when the adults turn it's like
2:29:45
the bike start flying and it's such
2:29:47
a great heightening up of just like
2:29:50
the first bike ride moment despite it
2:29:52
giving us the iconic image is so
2:29:54
brief is a small distance basically just
2:29:56
insulates. what would be a crash off
2:29:59
the cliff, right? You don't have the
2:30:01
confidence. at ET will be able to
2:30:03
lift five bikes. True? No, I mean,
2:30:05
it's, yeah, it gets me every time.
2:30:08
I just start sobbing. And he does
2:30:10
the fucking eyes, like basically editing a
2:30:12
truck in, right? He cuts the three
2:30:14
times to closer and closer shots of
2:30:17
Elliot. Elliot's worried that he's not going
2:30:19
to fucking do it. There's the question
2:30:21
of it. It's ET too weak to
2:30:23
pull off the fucking shit. And then
2:30:26
just the ET close up in the
2:30:28
basket. He's wearing the little blanket over
2:30:30
his head. He looks like a little
2:30:32
babooshka. Can I say it? Is this
2:30:35
the greatest blankie movie all the time?
2:30:37
Well, people already, I think, are floating
2:30:39
on the red it. I'm stealing a
2:30:41
friend of red it. Very good stuff.
2:30:44
And then they fly and you cry
2:30:46
and you cry and you cry. It
2:30:48
is, you can tell a, watching it
2:30:50
academically, right? Studying it intensely. You can
2:30:53
see in the lead up to the
2:30:55
sequence, the shots word is clearly an
2:30:57
adult stunt double doing the bike riding.
2:30:59
In Elliot's sweatshirt. Yeah. And you can
2:31:02
see in the kids flying, the shots
2:31:04
word is clearly little stop motion puppets.
2:31:06
There is not like an invisibility of
2:31:08
the effect. And yet the emotion. I'm
2:31:11
going to tell you. The impact is
2:31:13
invisible for me. I don't know what
2:31:15
you're talking about. No, that's what I'm
2:31:17
saying. I'm like, I'm watching it trying
2:31:19
to break it down and I recognize
2:31:22
the techniques. But that's me like putting
2:31:24
my fucking no fun goggles on. No
2:31:26
fun. Because it is so perfectly constructed
2:31:28
that you don't question any of it.
2:31:31
When they did the re-release and IMX
2:31:33
a couple years ago, I think it
2:31:35
was 2022. I went to see it
2:31:37
with their friends Jordan Fish and Fish
2:31:40
and Ray Tint and Ray Tint Tint
2:31:42
Tori. And I believe I believe I
2:31:44
text you right afterwards. And I said,
2:31:46
and I said, here's a take. Is
2:31:49
ET the greatest example
2:31:51
of an already great
2:31:53
film that is somehow
2:31:55
improved most exponentially by
2:31:57
the score? I mean
2:31:59
maybe the draws is
2:32:01
obviously other ones that
2:32:04
are like mediocre and
2:32:06
the score makes it like a
2:32:08
seven. So the first. Yeah. So the
2:32:10
first. Yeah. The first. Yeah. The
2:32:12
first use of the flying theme
2:32:14
is the first time he flies.
2:32:16
The second time is when
2:32:18
he comes back to life under
2:32:21
observation. Right. They do a quieter
2:32:23
version of it. And then this
2:32:25
is when it really repels up.
2:32:28
This is one. 15-minute
2:32:30
track. On the soundtrack, I
2:32:32
think it has three slashes
2:32:34
in its title, because this
2:32:36
is basically 15 minutes of
2:32:38
unbroken music that cover the
2:32:40
entire final section, right? It
2:32:42
is titled, excuse me, escape
2:32:44
slash chase slash saying goodbye.
2:32:47
It is everything from them
2:32:49
leaving the home to the
2:32:51
end credits to black. And
2:32:53
then end credits is his own
2:32:55
theme. William said it was a
2:32:57
very complicated piece because it responds so
2:32:59
directly to so many moments as to
2:33:02
sync up to specific images and
2:33:04
beats, right? It has to go through
2:33:06
all these different moments of like expression
2:33:08
and it's 15 sustained minutes, which is
2:33:10
just an endurance test for all the
2:33:12
musicians. And this is peak full orchestra,
2:33:14
you know, like a fucking thousand violins
2:33:16
and the drums and everything. And they
2:33:18
tried scoring it a couple times and
2:33:20
it kept on being off. And they're
2:33:22
doing it to picture. They have the
2:33:24
movie locked in a cut that Spielberg
2:33:26
likes. And Williams kept being like, it's
2:33:29
a little off. We're not hitting all
2:33:31
the beads. I don't want to have
2:33:33
to stitch it together in post. Let's
2:33:35
try it again. And Spielberg says, let's
2:33:38
turn the screen off. Just play it
2:33:40
for 15 minutes. You folks just
2:33:42
feel it. Don't worry about the image.
2:33:44
Play the piece as John has written
2:33:46
in the most emotionally connected
2:33:48
way you can, and I will read it
2:33:50
the movie around the movie around it. Because
2:33:53
Spielberg in that moment was like, this
2:33:55
shit is fucking gold. And I don't
2:33:57
want a worse version of the Williams
2:33:59
track. Just because it fits my edit,
2:34:01
it's easier for me to futs the fucking
2:34:03
edit based on their timing. Good for him.
2:34:06
And he was like, it was the only
2:34:08
sort of editing pass he did at that
2:34:10
point was just to adjust that a little
2:34:12
bit. And he was like, and he did.
2:34:14
He had to do like five little shiftings
2:34:17
of things. It gave him a couple new
2:34:19
ideas, but basically he was like, just give
2:34:21
this to me as if it's a fixed
2:34:23
piece of classical music. And I will now
2:34:26
edit to it as if it is a
2:34:28
pre-existing. There is, you know, you have everyone
2:34:30
getting to the ship in the
2:34:32
woods, right? Everyone coming together this
2:34:34
moment, realizing they're going to have
2:34:37
to say goodbye to ET, this
2:34:39
dialogue that is incredible that I
2:34:41
will get to in a moment. Okay. But like
2:34:43
the score is swelling and building
2:34:45
and building and building up to
2:34:47
him walking up the ramp, right? The
2:34:49
door irising in on him, and then
2:34:52
it gets quiet. And
2:34:54
you're like, oh right, well the
2:34:56
score hit the absolute peak of
2:34:58
what it could do and now
2:35:01
it's going down to a settled
2:35:03
mode. And yet when the ship
2:35:05
starts taking off, Williams ramps it
2:35:08
up again and within 60 seconds
2:35:10
gets it bigger than it was
2:35:13
60 seconds earlier when you thought
2:35:15
it had hit its peak and
2:35:17
it just feels like it keeps
2:35:20
on transcending and hitting a new
2:35:22
plateau as he's just like getting
2:35:25
so much mileage out of these
2:35:27
fucking close-ups that are every actor
2:35:29
having a different but incredibly specific...
2:35:32
personal response
2:35:42
to it. Oh, your
2:35:44
heart is kind of
2:35:47
like, you know, a
2:35:49
metaphor for our emotions.
2:35:52
He's like, no, I'm
2:35:54
going. You'll remember me. Sure.
2:35:56
Right. Yeah, he does. Right here. Baby.
2:35:58
Good ass baby. Here are the
2:36:00
two things in the score that get
2:36:03
me the most. Okay. Very hyper specific
2:36:05
things. One is at the start of
2:36:07
the bike chase when the strings just
2:36:09
start going fucking crazy. Right? Like, oh
2:36:12
my God, they're getting away with it.
2:36:14
And the second is just the bum,
2:36:16
bum, bum, bum, bum, all the finale.
2:36:18
Wicked! That's what I was just saying.
2:36:20
I said that. Yes. The timpity. Yes.
2:36:23
That's why wicked rocks. She's so good.
2:36:25
She's so good. Yes, we should have
2:36:27
never answered it. Bump, bump, bump, bam,
2:36:29
bam, bam. Every time. So good. Yes,
2:36:32
I mean, I love it. I love
2:36:34
the ending. I love the triumph of
2:36:36
it. I think, you know, it's not
2:36:38
quite the titanic level of you send
2:36:40
everyone out happy in a sad movie
2:36:43
because he isn't a sad movie. Yeah.
2:36:45
He's a melancholy movie, whereas sort of,
2:36:47
you know, you cry cry at the
2:36:49
cry at the end cry at the
2:36:52
end cry at the end, you cry
2:36:54
at the end, you cry at the
2:36:56
end, you cry at the end. But
2:36:58
I do think you just exit with
2:37:00
a pep in your stick because of
2:37:03
the music. Well, Jesus, timponies are expensive.
2:37:05
Oh yeah, those things, yeah, they're expensive,
2:37:07
how much they cost. Well, it looks
2:37:09
like you got like $40 timpity at
2:37:12
Walmart or whatever. Just one is five
2:37:14
grand. Yeah, but they're big. Shit. We
2:37:16
would only need one to be clear.
2:37:18
We don't even need a whole set.
2:37:20
Give me a second. What are you,
2:37:23
I'm giving you a second? Yeah. Right,
2:37:25
what are you doing? I'm just looking
2:37:27
at, as it is written in the
2:37:29
script, okay? And this must feel like
2:37:32
goofy shit to write and takes a
2:37:34
lot of confidence to be like, no,
2:37:36
this is exactly what it should be.
2:37:38
ET, come. Elliot, stay, ET, ouch, Elliot,
2:37:40
ouch, I'll be right here, buy. I
2:37:43
mean, that's like masterful shit that defies
2:37:45
all a lot. Throughout the movie is
2:37:47
so beautiful. Yes, where they're just kind
2:37:49
of echoing each other and you're just
2:37:51
feeling their connect It is it's beautiful,
2:37:54
but the dialogue in this movie never
2:37:56
like explains the themes. It never underlies
2:37:58
them. It is, yeah, yeah. One, there's
2:38:00
one time when Michael kind of just
2:38:03
says it explicitly, like, Elliot feel, like,
2:38:05
you know, does it to the adults
2:38:07
or whatever, and it's fine because you
2:38:09
need him to tell him. You need
2:38:11
someone to tell them. But it's almost,
2:38:14
you almost wish she didn't have to.
2:38:16
Like. But also the divorce movie part
2:38:18
of this. I think the father is
2:38:20
directly invoked. two times, right? There is
2:38:23
the like, well you should call your
2:38:25
father about this and he says like
2:38:27
what, she's in Mexico with Cindy or
2:38:29
whatever. Yeah, and she, the mom is
2:38:31
really upset because and then coming back
2:38:34
to the table and says he hates
2:38:36
Mexico and Gurdie says what's Mexico. Gurdie
2:38:38
says what's Mexico, but Michael, again, Robert
2:38:40
McMaughton, the most underrated performance is really
2:38:43
good. Is really affected because he's the
2:38:45
most mature, and he's the most mature,
2:38:47
and he, and he says that, like,
2:38:49
like, like, like, like, Don't say that
2:38:51
in front of her, because it's just
2:38:54
going to upset her. But one later
2:38:56
moment where they sort of bemoan the
2:38:58
end of the experiences that they used
2:39:00
to have specifically with their father, going
2:39:03
to the ball games, you know, or
2:39:05
popcorn or whatever. Yeah, that moment I
2:39:07
don't like, because again, it's just a
2:39:09
little, like, remember when dad would go
2:39:11
buy us popcorn, where I'm like, do
2:39:14
we need to say that? We know
2:39:16
we miss your dad, but it's fine.
2:39:18
It's literally, only twice in the entire.
2:39:20
It's a good movie that ends well.
2:39:23
Well, hold on. I want to say
2:39:25
this. What do you want to say?
2:39:27
These final shots, the faces, right? Like,
2:39:29
D. Wallace is kind of like overcome
2:39:31
with emotion, but is sort of laughing.
2:39:34
The boys, you know, like Michael and
2:39:36
his gang are all kind of like
2:39:38
looking up in awe. There is this
2:39:40
like, whoa, this is cool. Gurdy is
2:39:43
kind of just like completely emotionally overwhelmed
2:39:45
in a way that feels like... what
2:39:47
if you told a four-year-old their pet
2:39:49
died you know you're like emotionally beside
2:39:51
yourself but also can't really intellectually process
2:39:54
it Elliot is like borderline stoic his
2:39:56
eyes are full of tears he's making
2:39:58
these adjustments in his face but he
2:40:00
is like not clenched jaw but this
2:40:03
final shot What just kind of knocks
2:40:05
me out is the thing that every
2:40:07
single time makes me cry as the
2:40:09
drums are going is that this final
2:40:11
shot is Henry Thomas in real time
2:40:14
over 20 seconds starting to process Right
2:40:16
like that's what's on there everyone else
2:40:18
has like a clearer emotional response to
2:40:20
what's going on and Elliot is looking
2:40:23
up and just being like Okay, right
2:40:25
So this is my life now. This
2:40:27
is who I am. This is what
2:40:29
has happened to me and what happens
2:40:31
next and is what Spielberg said always
2:40:34
stopped him when he was trying to
2:40:36
come up with fucking sequel ideas is
2:40:38
like What could I possibly say that
2:40:40
is more impactful than ending on the
2:40:43
note of Elliot not knowing how he
2:40:45
moves past this not as like a
2:40:47
core trauma that he'll never get over?
2:40:49
But you do go like if you've
2:40:51
had this experience for a week of
2:40:54
your life like as an adult after
2:40:56
this. Well, I don't think he's cursed.
2:40:58
Of course, we don't see it, but
2:41:00
it's safe to assume that the government
2:41:02
shows up, arrests the entire family, locks
2:41:05
them up for the rest of their
2:41:07
lives. It's possible if that happens. There's
2:41:09
a terrible fucking commercial that Lancet directed
2:41:11
with Henry Thomas that I hate, and
2:41:14
I think a sacrilegious, where it's like,
2:41:16
he comes back and only, it's like,
2:41:18
thank God, I've been waiting for you.
2:41:20
And it's so fucking modeling and bullshit
2:41:22
and bullshit and bullshit. But I think
2:41:25
part of what like the difference between
2:41:27
wicked, which is like, well, we know
2:41:29
this is half a story and we
2:41:31
know where the story is going and
2:41:34
whatever, the like lack of answers at
2:41:36
the end of ET. I agree with
2:41:38
you that the ending is so emotionally
2:41:40
triumphant, you do walk out feeling something,
2:41:42
but it's not a clean ending. I'm
2:41:45
not comparing the ending of ET and
2:41:47
wicked in any way except they had
2:41:49
timpensies. You earlier said, I said, but
2:41:51
wicked ends with a sense of a
2:41:54
cliffhanger and ET doesn't. And you said
2:41:56
ET is unresolved, but I'm like, staying
2:41:58
in the unresolved portion is the point.
2:42:00
I'm just saying more movies should end
2:42:02
with fucking trial, good orchestral music, because
2:42:05
movies are good. People should just end
2:42:07
with like, what's a really dumb movie?
2:42:09
What's like a really dumb movie? Dumb
2:42:11
and dumber? Yeah. Exactly. Should I would,
2:42:14
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Okay, but
2:42:16
what about dumb and dummer too? Bum,
2:42:18
bum, bum, bum, gat, bum, which by
2:42:20
the way obviously should be. Here's what
2:42:22
I think more movies should do. Have
2:42:25
five ETis, each who represent a different
2:42:27
area of self-improvement. Yeah, anyway, e-t, e-t,
2:42:29
e-t, premieres at the, as a closing
2:42:31
film at the Camp Film Festival. Yes.
2:42:34
So I would say that suggests at
2:42:36
this point, like you're saying, Universal knows
2:42:38
they got something. But they're not just
2:42:40
putting it out, like, you know. Their
2:42:42
thing is, as I repeat, their thing
2:42:45
is, we show this movie to audiences
2:42:47
and it fucking works. The response is
2:42:49
undeniable. The question is if we can
2:42:51
get people to go. How do we
2:42:54
convince them to leave their home and
2:42:56
take a chance on it when the
2:42:58
movies being sold as? A tiny bit
2:43:00
of a mystery box. Sure. This is
2:43:02
all a little bit. These documentaries all
2:43:05
seriously. Oh, the deck was stacked against
2:43:07
me. Stephen Spilberg, the most successful film.
2:43:09
He was just saying, like, you know,
2:43:11
jaws, closing cow, whatever. Like, raiders, he
2:43:14
was like, this shit's gonna fucking work.
2:43:16
And he does say that the canned
2:43:18
screening was the greatest emotional response he
2:43:20
has ever had. Standing, oh, everyone freaks,
2:43:22
everyone freaks out. Fronsuot Trufo sends him
2:43:25
a telegram sends him a telegram that
2:43:27
says you, you, you, just a line
2:43:29
from closing counters, which he says will
2:43:31
never be equaled. Yeah. It opened in
2:43:34
theaters in June, June 11th, 1982, and
2:43:36
it made $359 million, which is the
2:43:38
most money a movie it made at
2:43:40
that point, domestic. Yes. Obviously not adjusted
2:43:42
for inflation or whatever, but it basically
2:43:45
holds that record until 1997. No, until
2:43:47
Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park beats it. Does
2:43:49
Jurassic Park beat it worldwide but not
2:43:51
domestic? I know we cover this. We
2:43:54
cover this in the Jurassic episode. We'll
2:43:56
get to it, but I think that's
2:43:58
what happened. And then
2:44:00
I believe domestically ET is only dethroned
2:44:02
by the Star Wars re-release adding on
2:44:04
to the grand total of Star Wars
2:44:07
in 1997. That's what I believe to
2:44:09
be the truth. I don't know. I
2:44:11
guess maybe it's a worldwide thing. I
2:44:13
have no idea. Well, you folks will
2:44:15
hear it settled in the Jurassic Park
2:44:18
episode. And it's a hit. It does
2:44:20
break through a sort of kid movie
2:44:22
ceiling. That was seen to exist or
2:44:24
whatever and you know and all that
2:44:26
It's not only for nine Oscars it
2:44:28
wins for Gandhi wins best picture and
2:44:31
best director rude well that was a
2:44:33
you know it's he wasn't even nominated
2:44:35
for acting correct. No, and he gives
2:44:37
a beautiful sense to performance he does
2:44:39
he does and They made a wonderful
2:44:42
video game for the Atari of course
2:44:44
that had no problems with it whatsoever
2:44:46
you know the Atari video game thing
2:44:48
right Ben You know, you must know
2:44:50
that Ben Oh, the really shitty game
2:44:52
where they made way too much of
2:44:55
it because they were like, everyone's gonna
2:44:57
buy it. It was like the worst
2:44:59
game of all time. It sucks. It's
2:45:01
basically unplayable. They dug a big hole
2:45:03
and buried all the games there. It's
2:45:05
helping to the structure of the environment.
2:45:08
It kind of is the beginning of
2:45:10
the end for Atari. Yeah. Yeah. It's
2:45:12
beyond the beginning of the end for
2:45:14
Atari. Yeah. Yeah. It's beyond the beginning
2:45:16
of the end for Atari. Yeah. It's
2:45:19
like. like program it and like such
2:45:21
a short amount of time. They have
2:45:23
no time. Yeah, it's a perfect, dare
2:45:25
I say it, boondogle? You know, right,
2:45:27
they improve on in everywhere the X
2:45:29
infinity commercial, that's better film than ET.
2:45:32
A sense of touching work. Right, and
2:45:34
they're going to improve again on it
2:45:36
with gay ET3, which is essentially ET3.
2:45:38
Right. trademark registered copyright exactly call me
2:45:40
yeah obviously right there is this book
2:45:43
the green planet or whatever this kind
2:45:45
of sequel novelization where Spielberg's like let's
2:45:47
handicice he's professor is a good character
2:45:49
is he yeah you know PTR has
2:45:51
really reclaimed him as one of their
2:45:53
own. Oh, I'm glad. And then made
2:45:56
March of Botanicus, who's the stoner version
2:45:58
of Botanicus. I would say with ET,
2:46:00
okay, the ride is great, you guys
2:46:02
like the ride, but generally with ET,
2:46:04
it does seem like any attempts to
2:46:07
do more ET were almost a folly.
2:46:09
The game, the sequel ideas, the remaster,
2:46:11
you know, the 20th anniversary edition. Just
2:46:13
leave ETB, Spielberg has been wise enough
2:46:15
to do that. And he didn't interview
2:46:17
recently where he said he was scared
2:46:20
in the wake of its success because
2:46:22
he actually didn't have the contractual power
2:46:24
to stop them for making it. But
2:46:26
he had to implore them and he
2:46:28
like... And he had... Such growing clout
2:46:30
that he could obviously and he said
2:46:33
you know I went whereas with Jaws
2:46:35
he didn't have that power They make
2:46:37
a bunch of shitty sequels although people
2:46:39
got so mad at me for saying
2:46:41
they were shitty and I got so
2:46:44
many things I mean everyone cares about
2:46:46
the draws I mean this is very
2:46:48
recent Yes, this is like true event
2:46:50
two days ago with Drew Barry Moore
2:46:52
at the 92nd Street why which was
2:46:54
a surprise event it was supposed to
2:46:57
be Merrill Street doing out of Africa
2:46:59
doing out of Africa sounds like a
2:47:01
snoo as part of like That I
2:47:03
think is. C. M. 9 seconds. It's
2:47:05
it's the 40th and over 30th or
2:47:08
40th anniversary. Right. Yeah. So they. She
2:47:10
couldn't travel because of I think the
2:47:12
California fires. And they like announced at
2:47:14
the last second, we're so sorry, Merrill
2:47:16
Street can't make it, we're replacing your
2:47:18
event with an ET screening with Stephen
2:47:21
Spielberg and Drew Miller, which is maybe
2:47:23
the greatest plus up of all time.
2:47:25
But he said, and I heard him
2:47:27
told other versions of the story, the
2:47:29
interesting thing about watching the fucking blue
2:47:31
race for this movie, is like every
2:47:34
five or ten years they do another
2:47:36
anniversary edition of this film. So there's
2:47:38
like all this legacy special feature shit.
2:47:40
commenting on it from like 10th anniversary
2:47:42
15th 20th 25th 30th right like you
2:47:45
see the same story is evolved with
2:47:47
more and more distance but he said
2:47:49
basically that they were like we please
2:47:51
get a sequel he earnestly tried he
2:47:53
developed some of the green planet stuff
2:47:55
and then he goes back to them
2:47:58
and he was like got nothing I'm
2:48:00
gonna give you is better than that.
2:48:02
There's no ending better than what we
2:48:04
just had. I really think we should
2:48:06
have the confidence to step away and
2:48:09
go we made a perfect movie and
2:48:11
he was like I respected that they
2:48:13
yeah they knew that yes yeah you
2:48:15
know he is about to enter a
2:48:17
bit of a funny period yeah with
2:48:19
Twilight Zone Temple of Doom Color Purple
2:48:22
Empire the Sun Last Crusade always hook
2:48:24
it's his softest you know Underbelly period.
2:48:26
It is an awkward transitional period that
2:48:28
doesn't produce bad movies, produces weird movies,
2:48:30
and certainly films that have weird responses
2:48:33
after ET is like such a fucking
2:48:35
undeniable triumph in all areas. To the
2:48:37
point that he's like you too, I
2:48:39
think of Spielberg as like you too,
2:48:41
in so many ways, of like when
2:48:43
he's making Jurassic Park and Chinler's list.
2:48:46
He's like, I'm auditioning for my comeback
2:48:48
in a way, and it's like, but
2:48:50
you are still famous. And it's like,
2:48:52
yeah, but like nonetheless, I kind of
2:48:54
need to prove myself in this weird
2:48:56
way. Well, we said in the 1941
2:48:59
episode, I just like to bring up
2:49:01
you two for a bit. Okay, sure.
2:49:03
In the 1941 episode, we say that
2:49:05
movie feels like Spielberg having the yips
2:49:07
from how much success he's already experienced,
2:49:10
right? Yeah. It doesn't feel like he's
2:49:12
doing that in the post-y-t-run, but it
2:49:14
does feel like he's like, this is
2:49:16
the best version of this movie I'm
2:49:18
ever going to make. I can't keep
2:49:20
doing versions of this. I have to
2:49:23
morph. I have to evolve. I have
2:49:25
to try other stuff. I have to
2:49:27
branch out. Yeah. Yeah. That we are
2:49:29
a year away from another Spielberg alien
2:49:31
movie. Yeah, which will now be his
2:49:34
first in 20 years first in four
2:49:36
of the worlds Yeah, are we saying
2:49:38
like he hasn't made anything alien since
2:49:40
then right? And Coleman Domingo gave an
2:49:42
interview and they were like, what can
2:49:44
you say about it? And he said
2:49:47
like six things that would apply to
2:49:49
ET. It's true. I mean, he's overselling
2:49:51
me. I'm worried. I'm so hyped now
2:49:53
and Coleman Domingo, I feel like it's
2:49:55
such a sort of, you know, right,
2:49:57
exactly. I'm worried he's getting me too
2:50:00
hyped for whatever that is. I'm excited
2:50:02
in the way of like, I kind
2:50:04
of trust that Spielberg would not make
2:50:06
another alien movie, another alien movie unless
2:50:08
he really had a reason. from a
2:50:11
different perspective. ET opens number one at
2:50:13
the box office, June 11th, 1982 Griffin.
2:50:15
Number two at the box office is
2:50:17
another science fiction film. A sequel. It's
2:50:19
a sequel. Is it a great film.
2:50:21
Star Trek To The Wrath of Con?
2:50:24
That's right. How many weeks it had
2:50:26
been out? Two. Okay. Came out the
2:50:28
week before. So it had one week.
2:50:30
But obviously that movie is a big
2:50:32
hit. This summer is a little notorious
2:50:35
for a lot of high-profile flops where
2:50:37
other studios were just like ET was
2:50:39
a fucking buzzaw. I'm like, you're sucked
2:50:41
up all the oxygen. I mean that,
2:50:43
RathaCon obviously is a big hit. I'm
2:50:45
trying to think of what's coming. Like
2:50:48
Tron comes out this summer, and does
2:50:50
okay. Blade runner, the thing. Yes. Tran
2:50:52
is probably a good example. Yeah, I'm
2:50:54
looking through I'm like I'm looking I'm
2:50:56
going ahead and a lot of those
2:50:59
movies are darker more mature But they're
2:51:01
also genre movies that are it's just
2:51:03
kind of people clearly are like well
2:51:05
I could also just see ET again
2:51:07
You know people are just like chasing
2:51:09
the dragon of ET being like you
2:51:12
know what if I buy a ticket
2:51:14
to ET the end is going to
2:51:16
make me feel like a trillion dollars
2:51:18
again beast master Number three, The Box
2:51:20
Office is a sequel. We did a
2:51:22
box office game for a future episode
2:51:25
recently that was like sort of six
2:51:27
weeks in advance of this one. And
2:51:29
this sequel was in that box office.
2:51:31
Oh, fuck. Yeah, and this is absolutely
2:51:33
recorded yesterday. I'm already forgetting. It's kind
2:51:36
of crazy how quickly I do the
2:51:38
complete brain dump the second we finish
2:51:40
the record. Yeah, I mean, it's not
2:51:42
a big deal that you don't remember.
2:51:44
You don't remember this. It's a big
2:51:46
sequel. Three. Not a trek, it's a
2:51:49
three. Can you mean the genre again?
2:51:51
Mr. T is in this film. Oh,
2:51:53
it's Rocky Three. The genre is movie
2:51:55
with Mr. T. Yes. He pretties the
2:51:57
full. He's the full. He does. He
2:52:00
does. He does. He does in fact.
2:52:02
He has. Well, or is Mr. T.
2:52:04
And he does. He does. He does
2:52:06
in fact. He has. Or is Mr.
2:52:08
Well, maybe it is as good as
2:52:10
the other sequels. I don't know. They're
2:52:13
all kind of great, except for five,
2:52:15
which is kind of nice. It's a
2:52:17
little light on robot wives. Sure. Number
2:52:19
fourth box office is... Talking about the
2:52:21
most cowardly shit of all time when
2:52:23
Stallone did his recut of Rocky for
2:52:26
and was like, I took out the
2:52:28
robot. And I'm like, that's the best
2:52:30
thing you ever did was having Pauli
2:52:32
basically fall in love with a robot.
2:52:34
That is true. That is a great
2:52:37
thing that happens in Rocky for a
2:52:39
film that is 42 minutes long and
2:52:41
nonetheless has a room for that plot.
2:52:43
Yes. No, and it's like mostly montages
2:52:45
and then like, you know, two big
2:52:47
fights and a two big fights and
2:52:50
a housewife. And then Pauli starts implying
2:52:52
that he puts his dick in the
2:52:54
robot. Well, you know what? You gotta
2:52:56
put it somewhere. Pauli, I guess, I
2:52:58
don't know. Number four at the box
2:53:01
office is. That's a classic, uh, David
2:53:03
Sims, the Atlantic. Let's move on. Number
2:53:05
four at the box office is a
2:53:07
film that came out one week before
2:53:09
that is produced by Stephen Spielberg and
2:53:11
is kind of being under put by
2:53:14
being released against ET. But this is
2:53:16
Michael Kron had to cut one or
2:53:18
the other. Sure. Yeah. I still think
2:53:20
that's, MGM fucking up, releasing Culture Guys
2:53:22
then. Well, Culture Guys was obviously a
2:53:24
solid hit. Yes. But not an ET-sized
2:53:27
hit. No, but you know what? Is
2:53:29
an ET-sized hit? Less than 20 movies
2:53:31
in history? Sure. Number... Just for inflation,
2:53:33
it's like five? Yeah, anyway, I don't
2:53:35
know. Go on. Number five at the
2:53:38
Box Office is a sequel. Opening new
2:53:40
this week. A legendary bomb. classic, why
2:53:42
on earth would you make a sequel
2:53:44
to that movie? And then of course
2:53:46
when you learn what the sequel is,
2:53:48
you're like, well, why would you do
2:53:51
that? Well, it's not the sting too.
2:53:53
No, but it's kind of like that.
2:53:55
It's not, butch casting the sun, no,
2:53:57
that was a TV movie. But it's
2:53:59
kind of like that. It's kind of
2:54:02
like that. It's a sequel with a
2:54:04
bad take? It's not French connection to.
2:54:06
It's just like, none of the stars
2:54:08
from the stars from the stars from
2:54:10
the old movie or the old movie
2:54:12
or the old movie or the old
2:54:15
movie or the old movie or the
2:54:17
old movie or the old movie or
2:54:19
in the old movie or in the
2:54:21
old movie or in the old movie
2:54:23
or in the old movie or in
2:54:26
the old movie or in the old
2:54:28
movie or in the old movie or
2:54:30
in the old movie or in, or
2:54:32
in, or in, or in, or in,
2:54:34
or in, or in, or in, or
2:54:36
in, or in, or in, or in
2:54:39
Yeah, huh? None of the stars are...
2:54:41
When was the original from? Uh, the
2:54:43
original from 1978. Okay. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
2:54:45
It's got a great, great actress in
2:54:47
it, making one of her first, uh,
2:54:49
giving one of her first performances. It's
2:54:52
not a Jaws sequel. No. Is it,
2:54:54
is it King Kong lives? No. That
2:54:56
was a good guess, the Linda Hamilton?
2:54:58
Yeah. It's got a great actress giving
2:55:00
one of her first performances. She sings
2:55:03
a great song. In 1982. She sings
2:55:05
a great song and the movie stinks.
2:55:07
Grease 2. Correct! Michelle Fyfer! Ben! I
2:55:09
want a koo-woo-woo-rager! Good job on that.
2:55:11
and cool writer but no writers are
2:55:13
great songs too it's been reclaimed yeah
2:55:16
but it's a piece of shit but
2:55:18
cool writer rocks what super yachies gonna
2:55:20
fucking come for your head oh boy
2:55:22
number six at the box office is
2:55:24
a film that I'm guessing is not
2:55:27
a dark drama hmm but I'm I
2:55:29
have to look it up because I
2:55:31
actually don't know what it is oh
2:55:33
wait I do know what it is
2:55:35
of course it is Jean Wilder and
2:55:37
Gilda Radner in hanky Panky Panky great
2:55:40
title But it would be funny if
2:55:42
that was like, I'm like, what's hanky
2:55:44
pinky? I was like, what's about the
2:55:46
Holocaust? Oh, Jesus. It's about a, it's
2:55:48
sort of like a, I've never seen
2:55:50
it. It's like a sort of jokey
2:55:53
mystery movie? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Is
2:55:55
any good? It's any good? It's okay.
2:55:57
It's okay. Sounds like it's bad. It's
2:55:59
fine. I guess, I guess they're stupid
2:56:01
hoar. teenagers, but it's like simply not
2:56:04
doing it. And I never have. Yeah,
2:56:06
unfortunately created a weird genre of pornography.
2:56:08
Yeah, what happened? Some mean lady yanks
2:56:10
it, right? Isn't that the big that
2:56:12
they're like, oh, the hot girls in
2:56:14
the shower will do something nice, and
2:56:17
then like a fucking lunch lady comes
2:56:19
in and it's like, School
2:56:21
Farm or whatever. Porky's made 109
2:56:23
domestic. It was crazy. Was it
2:56:25
the number two or three movies?
2:56:28
It was right up there. I'm
2:56:30
not sure where it was. This
2:56:32
is what I love in these
2:56:34
like 70s, 80s years where like
2:56:37
the modern blockbuster and films hitting
2:56:39
these kinds of crazy numbers are
2:56:41
first forming is you'll be like
2:56:43
the number one movie of the
2:56:46
year is Smoky in the Bandit.
2:56:48
You know, there's like a huge
2:56:50
gulf between the two. I'm trying
2:56:52
to make a joke where it's
2:56:55
like it's aged like uranium like
2:56:57
it's it's like so radioactive. Yeah.
2:56:59
I don't I don't really know
2:57:01
how to do it. They made
2:57:04
a trilogy. It's crazy. It's so
2:57:06
disgusting. Yeah. Number eight of the
2:57:08
box office is a film. Anyway,
2:57:10
we'll do those on patron. I've
2:57:13
seen I think I've seen all
2:57:15
three. I've seen none. Porky's is
2:57:17
bad and then Porky's too is
2:57:19
really bad. And then Porky's revenge
2:57:21
is like, it's not even fun.
2:57:24
Porky's too is colon the next
2:57:26
day. Yes. And Porky's revenge is
2:57:28
the titular porky getting back. Yeah,
2:57:30
that's a mean sheriffy guy. Okay.
2:57:33
I thought he was like a
2:57:35
landbearer. He's like a bar owner.
2:57:37
I don't know what the fuck
2:57:39
he is. Porky's, I feel like
2:57:42
Porky's revenge doesn't even have like
2:57:44
nudity. It's just mostly like plot.
2:57:46
It's about it's a mean bar
2:57:48
owner and some kids putting their
2:57:51
dicks in places. Kind of, it's
2:57:53
like a sex comedy. Yeah, high
2:57:55
school or whatever, or whatever. Sorry,
2:57:57
number eight is Sword and the
2:58:00
Sorcerer. Oh sure. The sort of
2:58:02
Alberpian... That was a big flop.
2:58:04
Yes, huge flop. Yeah. Fantasy movie.
2:58:06
Number nine is Visiting Hours, not
2:58:09
the Ed Shearins. No No, the
2:58:11
1982 psychological slasher film starring William
2:58:13
Shatner Lee Grant Michael Ironside. Sounds
2:58:15
pretty cool. Was it a feminist
2:58:18
journalist who's the target of a
2:58:20
serial killer? Sounds cool. Who directed
2:58:22
this picture? Of course, Jean-Claude Lord.
2:58:24
Jean-Claude Lord. The Canadian Jean-Claude Lord.
2:58:26
Okay. And number 10 of the
2:58:29
box office is, Conan the Barbarian.
2:58:31
So that's ET for you guys.
2:58:33
Yeah, I think it's good. Rules,
2:58:35
he's one of my best friends.
2:58:38
I'm trying to think if there
2:58:40
are any other points I want
2:58:42
to make. Or the other pins
2:58:44
I placed in. Then did we
2:58:47
keep track of the pins? I
2:58:49
think I got to all the
2:58:51
pins. I think I pulled the
2:58:53
pins off the ball. No, I
2:58:56
think you got to all the
2:58:58
pins. Yeah. And it's just like
2:59:00
undeniable. unwavering eternal power. And what
2:59:02
it gets. It feels like you
2:59:05
could watch it 200 years from
2:59:07
now. Yeah. And it still would
2:59:09
have resonance. Yeah. I hope so.
2:59:11
He's a great guy. Yep. Bye.
2:59:14
No, don't say bye. See you
2:59:16
later. That's not how the show
2:59:18
ends. The theme songs play, the
2:59:20
outro, we have Timpani, Sargriff, that's
2:59:23
the end. No, sorry. Yes. Thank
2:59:25
you all for listening. Tune in
2:59:27
next week four, Indiana Jones, and
2:59:29
the Temple of Doom. In this
2:59:31
economy? Or is it? Am I
2:59:34
wrong? Tune in next week for
2:59:36
our blinkies episode with Joseph Wow
2:59:38
Cinematrix read Wow reading rain Joe
2:59:40
himself and in two weeks tune
2:59:43
in for Templeton with her friend
2:59:45
Olivia Craig Yes Right, but next
2:59:47
week is the blankies where we
2:59:49
will discuss the best films of
2:59:52
the year the Oscars and all
2:59:54
that maybe I decide to just
2:59:56
nominate ET in a bunch of
2:59:58
categories for 2024
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