Today we will be analyzing Season 5, Episode 22 of Seinfeld, "The Opposite", with Michael Allingham's book A Very Short Introduction to Choice Theory. Joining as a guest for this episode is Blatant Misreading's very own producer, Josie Baker.

Why is George Costanza's life so bad? Why is Elaine Benes' so good? Why is Jerry always coasting, and how does Kramer even stay alive? You'll just have to listen to find out!