0:00

we all want a heavyweight black boyfriend hoodie.

0:02

It's like goes with that thing. So

0:05

what do you guys want to talk

0:07

about now? Not now. That was a

0:09

hot start. Is

0:30

this our lighting? I've

0:33

been out of commission for a little bit. We've

0:35

been remote for a little

0:37

bit. Stuck to me at back. Oh,

0:40

it's nice. Bowie or Bowie?

0:42

Bowie. Okay, I love that. Like

0:44

an ocean Bowie, of course.

0:46

I'm feeling like I think I need a dog. I

0:48

would love if you got a dog as well. Yeah. It's

0:51

nice. You need a good dog

0:54

sitter, though. That's the key. Like you

0:56

need someone to... you're traveling. Yeah, no,

0:58

I'm dealing that way with my cats. We're recording. Are

1:00

we? Yeah. Oh, sorry. Can we

1:02

put the dog thing

1:05

up or no? But

1:07

Dylan, don't look at this if you can.

1:09

No, Dylan. Oh, yeah. Don't look in this direction.

1:11

do, like no worries. No, that's good. I. But also.

1:14

I woke up with a stiff neck the other day,

1:16

so if I like can't turn all the way, that's

1:18

fine. Oh, we were just talking about stretching. We

1:21

were talking about stretching. Personally, a fan, Brooke

1:23

doesn't like stretching. didn't say that. You said.

1:25

Stretching might be good for you,

1:27

but you're more of a cracker. That's what you said.

1:29

Yeah, it's just like I'm not like waking

1:32

up and stretching. What's your crack that you do? Well,

1:34

it's just like that and

1:36

for audio listeners, I'm just kind of moving

1:38

my back so lightly. I

1:40

don't I don't know. Some would argue

1:42

argue, that's a stretch. What? Yeah, it's

1:45

a stretch. You're just crap. I

1:47

guess, but I also like cracking cracking my

1:49

neck. Oh, I hate that. Really?

1:52

Oh, sorry. I wish I had that mobility. Oh,

1:55

well, I mean, you can get there. You're

1:57

an athlete. Yeah, well, that looks like

1:59

you were born with that. Or

2:03

like, in what sense? Unnatural?

2:07

Did it go too far? Yeah, you're just

2:09

touched your shoulder. Oh. OK,

2:11

well, we should probably. I mean, we can hop

2:13

in unless you want to go further into your

2:15

stiff neck. No. Wait,

2:17

you just woke up with a stiff neck?

2:19

Yeah, having my first day in Florida, I

2:22

just got back from Florida. It's just amazing

2:24

for me to hear that someone that looks

2:26

like you, and I've seen you with your

2:28

shirt off, can get a stick stiff neck.

2:30

Dude, even you can get stiff neck. I'm

2:32

constantly injured. That's my motto. You

2:34

should stretch. You should maybe try cracking

2:36

too. Both. Phone rolling,

2:38

I need it all. OK,

2:41

well, everyone, welcome

2:43

back to Brook and Connor. Make

2:45

a podcast. We're making a podcast

2:47

in the studio today with Dylan

2:50

Efron. This is a

2:52

big deal. This is a big deal. And thank

2:54

you so much for joining us. Thank you so

2:56

much. I was

2:58

about to say, I don't know if

3:00

you knew about that. I

3:02

was, I didn't, do you know

3:04

the origin? I don't know the

3:06

origin. Okay. It's not what

3:08

it seems like. It might be what

3:10

it seems like, but it's not what it

3:12

seems like. Basically Dylan, you

3:15

know, high school musical came out when I was

3:17

10. You know, it's an important time in a girl's

3:19

life. And you know, I fell for Zach, you

3:21

know, a lot of other people did too. And

3:24

when it came time to

3:26

make my email account, I was

3:28

going for something maybe like

3:30

Mrs. Efron or like Mrs. Efron

3:32

one and everything was taken. And

3:35

so Lady Efron.

3:37

became my, at AOL

3:39

.com became my email

3:41

address. And then I

3:43

was like, ha. And then I stopped

3:45

using it like, you know, in high

3:47

school or something. But then when

3:49

it came time to like make a

3:51

TikTok, I was like, that could be

3:53

funny to bring that back. And

3:56

I didn't know that people

3:58

would just call me. Call

4:00

me that. I love it.

4:02

But I'm glad you love it. And yeah,

4:04

I feel like a part of the family. Welcome

4:06

to the family. That's what was going to

4:08

say. Thank you for having me. I love it.

4:10

It's been an honor to be an Efron. You

4:13

kind look like an Efron. Are you serious? Yeah,

4:15

you look like just like my cousins. Whoa.

4:18

The Montalvo. They're Montalvo. That

4:22

is crazy. Thank you

4:24

so much. I'll be thinking about that for a really

4:26

long time. That's that's special now

4:28

like if you're ever asked like is there a

4:30

lady fron? You know yeah, I met

4:32

her yeah household name. We go way back.

4:34

Yeah, that's so awesome I'm so glad you you

4:36

guys got to have that I got that

4:38

off my chest because I was like tossing and

4:40

turning last night thinking about I was gonna

4:43

tell you that I didn't know if you knew

4:45

or not I didn't know was an email.

4:47

Yeah, it was my email address. I like that.

4:49

Yeah Thank you a little older. So it

4:51

would have been like aim or something like that

4:53

like the AOL Yeah, it was like my

4:55

eye chat. Yeah, to my it was my aim.

4:57

Yeah, I didn't have an aim I didn't

4:59

really I was in that generation. I just never

5:02

had one I love the sound of the

5:04

the door opening and closing like that is canon

5:06

to me But just because my older cousins

5:08

had aim and they would like to set their

5:10

message and I was always really jealous But

5:12

my parents have had this long life long fear

5:14

of me being kidnapped Via

5:16

aim and it's and it's transferred

5:18

still to now like as an

5:20

adult They're like hey, you know

5:22

keep your head on the swivel

5:25

online I would use aim so

5:27

other people were using aim like

5:29

I would have no hesitation Joe

5:31

me back on aim actually for

5:33

the first time it would be

5:35

me Getting on a frog boy

5:37

one five five was my He's

5:39

an M. 5

5:42

.155 at Hotmail .com. Some people had a

5:44

song when they logged on. Is that ringing

5:46

a bell for anyone? MySpace was like

5:48

that too. Oh, no, I didn't have MySpace.

5:50

Aime had a song too. Or

5:52

was it just... Because I remember whenever

5:54

my crush would log on, it was

5:56

like some Linkin Park song. So my

5:58

heart would start to race whenever I

6:00

heard that Linkin Park song. But

6:03

maybe that was just me.

6:05

I wasn't a user. I wish

6:07

I could help. Oh, sorry.

6:09

Did you used to make like

6:11

CDs for your crushes? Yeah,

6:14

burn them and then they never

6:16

made me one back But

6:18

I really enjoyed burning CDs from

6:20

from my lime wire collection.

6:22

All right. Yeah. You guys are

6:24

older than I thought We're

6:27

showing our age. You could say

6:29

that. Yeah So Anyways.

6:34

I was watching your

6:36

YouTube last night. Awesome. And

6:39

it was so awesome

6:41

to get back to my

6:43

personal roots. You

6:45

have this series on YouTube

6:47

that is so River

6:49

Monsters -adjacent. Love it. But

6:51

also Anthony Bourdain -adjacent. Yep. And

6:54

it was so nice to be laying in. I was

6:56

in a hotel last night. And there's only

6:58

a couple channels. I finally figured out how broadcast

7:00

my phone to the TV. That's

7:03

very awesome. But to

7:05

just be in the pitch black

7:07

and be like in Guyana

7:09

with you As you caught this

7:11

fish The striped blue one.

7:13

No, this is a large almost

7:15

eel -looking fish. That's Mexico. That

7:17

was Mexico. Don't get it twisted.

7:21

At some point I was watching River Monsters

7:23

a long time ago and I was

7:25

like, okay How many River Monsters are there

7:27

because he had caught he'd gone everywhere

7:30

and that man Do you know that man's

7:32

name? Absolutely. What's his name?

7:34

No, I'm blanking on the name, but he went to that

7:36

same spot. And it felt

7:38

familiar to me. It's not my home,

7:41

but I know my way around, you know? Oh,

7:43

Bowie needs to say hello. Oh, hi,

7:45

Bowie. Yeah, no, huge

7:47

compliment saying it's like River Monsters and anything. We're

7:49

doing something. It's it's awesome. And there's like a

7:51

space open for that right now, I think. And

7:53

it's like a comfort show because that would just

7:55

be on. And like I don't

7:58

really you know that guy to me looked

8:00

like a river monster the host of that

8:02

show totally back when and But like what

8:04

you said is like going back to your

8:06

roots like I used to sit down my

8:08

dad would be watching it. So it's like

8:10

eight o 'clock Done with homework, whatever it

8:12

is. I just go down and watch it

8:14

with my dad and that's like that sparked

8:16

all these interests I didn't know I had

8:18

yeah, so That yeah, it's like going back

8:20

to the roots and being like wow I

8:22

could actually do what I watched growing up.

8:24

Yeah, and let's make that happen Have you

8:26

ever caught something that you were like actually

8:28

scared of or seen something when you were

8:30

diving? Yeah, I just lost this two days

8:32

ago. I was with crocodiles and they scared

8:34

the shit out of me. Like,

8:36

could they eat you? Yeah,

8:38

right? Oh, and the people

8:40

I'm with, like I'm with my

8:43

friend Rosie, who's a herpetologist. If

8:45

everyone knows what that

8:47

is, they study reptiles. A

8:51

lip scientist for

8:53

sure. Herpetology.

8:58

Yeah, so she's like, they're like,

9:00

yeah, put your goggles on. We can

9:02

swim with these alligators, crocodiles. I'm

9:04

like. Four feet away from the face and she's

9:06

like, yeah, you want to be right on because

9:08

that's a safe it like right in front of

9:10

the nose That's the safest place to be right

9:12

where they open their mouth. Yeah Perfect spot to

9:14

be and trust me only and how much how

9:16

well do you know her pathologist? Pretty well like

9:18

I've gone shark diving with her and my friend

9:20

Chris quite often So like I know them and

9:22

trust them, but it's so weird. I'm like Closer

9:25

than we are right now to the

9:27

face and they're like Dylan you're so far

9:29

away. I'm like no. I'm really close

9:31

She's like I need a subject. Can you

9:33

put your head right next to her?

9:35

I'm like no Can you communicate under the

9:37

water deep like an earpiece? No, but

9:39

I it's like so shallow that I could

9:41

stick my head up in here But

9:43

yeah, it was there. They're very scary. It's

9:45

like looking at a dinosaur Yeah, so

9:47

what makes you want to be doing that?

9:50

Curiosity. I know what

9:52

they say about curiosity. Kill the

9:54

cat. Kill the cat. You

9:56

don't like cats, so. But I have

9:58

to. This

10:01

is my Max. Oh, he wants a

10:03

new toy. He wants Max. He can

10:05

have our bimble, our bimble. So when

10:08

you catch something, do

10:10

you always put it back

10:12

or do you ever eat

10:14

it? Yeah,

10:16

I'll eat, but it's... very much like

10:18

purposeful. Like we'll catch one fish and

10:20

eat that fish for like our group

10:22

dinner that night. Yeah. But most of

10:24

the time, like I grew up catching

10:26

release fly fishing. So I don't

10:29

like harming animals. Yeah. I really

10:31

don't. talking about that recently. Like, does

10:33

it hurt? Does it hurt fish?

10:35

Oh, we were. We were talking because

10:37

I can't even put a worm

10:39

on the hook because it makes me

10:41

feel sick. Totally. Because I'm like,

10:43

oh, they feel that. But then when

10:45

you fish, With your dad

10:47

or someone they're like fish can't feel it

10:49

in their mouth. I'm like, oh, thank God

10:52

It's like you're just you're long I thought

10:54

about it later. I'm like, how did fish

10:56

just develop this ability to not feel hooks going

10:58

through their lip, you know, they do right?

11:00

Yeah, I don't know how they feel pain

11:02

really, but like right now Yeah, but yeah,

11:04

it might just be a like in your

11:06

piercing I don't know but it doesn't it doesn't

11:08

hurt them in the long run But you

11:10

can if you're doing it wrong like when

11:12

you're fly fishing for trout if you're like

11:14

manhandling it out of the water Like

11:17

they can develop like scale diseases and stuff

11:19

like that just from the oils on our skin.

11:21

So like there is best practices and you

11:23

have to just learn from someone that knows that

11:25

stuff to always keep your hands wet. Don't

11:27

let it out of the water too long. But

11:29

if you're doing it right, it's not going

11:31

to harm the fish. Okay. And

11:33

you know how to do it. I

11:35

was watching you teach your little siblings.

11:37

Oh my gosh, and like talk about

11:39

the worm like I I'm like, oh

11:41

I need to be the dad here

11:43

and like and like put the worm

11:46

on the hook and I'm like struggling

11:48

a little bit and then she's like

11:50

I want to do it. She just

11:52

puts it in first. I'm like The

11:54

worm if you can get past the

11:56

worm the rest is smooth sailing. However,

11:58

I don't necessarily necessarily believe in reincarnation

12:00

or not When I'm putting a worm

12:02

on the hook, I'm like This could

12:04

be a person that I'm putting on

12:06

a hook right now. And

12:08

I can't believe I'm putting them through. You

12:10

would have had to do something horrible in

12:13

your past life to become a worm on

12:15

a hook. Who are all these worms in

12:17

that box from the gas station? Who are

12:19

these nightcrawlers? What do they do? And

12:22

would I still love them if they were a worm? Hard to

12:24

say, I don't know. Hard to say. But

12:26

man, that will put... some hair on

12:28

your chest to put a worm

12:31

on the hook. That's genuinely, I

12:33

can get a fish off the hook. What about when

12:35

they swallow the hook? Yeah,

12:37

that gets tough. Sometimes they can. And

12:39

that's when it can go bad. Like

12:41

if they swallow the hook really far,

12:43

then you have to fish it out

12:45

with some pliers and there might be

12:47

blood and stuff. So yeah, it

12:49

can go bad and that's when it goes

12:51

bad. Do you have like a strong stomach

12:53

for that kind of stuff? I

12:56

think it's coming from that same thing where it's like,

12:58

I don't want to hurt them. And if I get in

13:00

that situation where I'm hurting a fish, it's hurting me.

13:02

And I just want to, I want to, I know I

13:04

need to do it. It's like, you're a doctor at

13:06

that point. Like, this fish is

13:08

in the, yeah, this fish is in the, in

13:10

the stomach. Like I need to get it out.

13:12

Let's not baby around this and make it worse.

13:14

Let's just get it. I want to try to

13:16

save it if I can. So. Wow.

13:20

But yeah, at that point, if you kill

13:22

it, then you better eat it. You better

13:24

not just waste time. It doesn't happen often.

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brookandconner. I went ice fishing and

15:36

that was like the most fun I've ever had

15:38

in my life. We did it in Steamboat in

15:40

Colorado. And we just had there all

15:42

day. You drink beer as you hang out. And

15:44

then I was like, we never gonna eat food.

15:46

And it's like an eight hour day. They're like,

15:48

you're gonna eat. I learned how to caught some

15:50

rainbow trout as they call them. And

15:53

we killed them and

15:55

and filleted them on and didn't even cook

15:57

them we just ate it out of

15:59

their carcass raw oh no oh yeah yeah

16:01

oh yeah raw but it's just out

16:03

and it's no you cook it oh no

16:05

we ate it raw I was gonna

16:07

ask there's no should we have eaten it

16:09

raw off the its spine we did

16:11

already and it's I'm good. You put it

16:13

on the fire? No, we get it

16:16

raw. Just right out of its

16:18

body. That's pretty cool. It was really

16:20

cool. I feel cool. Did it eat sushi?

16:22

It tasted like sushi. It's sushi. I

16:24

don't think you would ever eat like a

16:26

rainbow trout sushi. Did

16:28

they, like, clean it? Maybe for some

16:30

reason never have that them. An Alabama

16:32

or something. Yeah, at Nobu. But, um,

16:35

no, yeah, no. Um,

16:37

no, we just, I did it. I cut

16:39

the fish open. You cut it on the

16:41

spine. Um, and then we

16:43

cut up the - I've seen that in like

16:45

shows, like in Alaska, they'll like, just take a

16:48

bite right out of the fish and it's

16:50

so fresh that you're not gonna get sick, but

16:52

- I'm wondering now, like, if that

16:54

was kosher, would I - Yeah, you should've cooked it. Well,

16:56

I think you should've it. Where did we go from

16:58

here? Cause I didn't. And I ate it, I ate the

17:00

whole thing, actually. I was really hungry. Whoa.

17:04

I was like, I was like Bear Grylls,

17:06

except six meters deep. Okay, yeah, I'll

17:08

eat the fish raw. I bet someone just

17:10

dared me to do it and I

17:12

was like, yeah, okay This is what we're

17:14

doing now, but it was it was

17:16

delicious between that and the like fish hook

17:18

in the stomach. We need to move

17:20

move on You dive with sharks. Yeah, where

17:22

what kind of sharks? Like

17:25

so I've done bowl Already

17:29

lost me already last year. Yeah, that

17:31

was the first shark diving ever did was

17:33

bull. Where was that? That was in

17:35

Jupiter, Florida. Yeah, and our bull sharks known

17:37

for there's a lot of casualties Actually,

17:39

there's a lot of cash to seek you

17:41

out. I'm pretty sure and like eat

17:43

you know, it's just Most of the tax

17:45

are like surfers and stuff like that

17:47

Bull sharks eat license plates like they will

17:49

eat they would love to eat your

17:51

leg That was that's a cool thing about

17:53

getting into that is you you just

17:55

more understanding because there's so many irrational fears

17:57

with sharks or crocodiles, all that stuff. What

18:00

would you say to someone who's

18:02

a little bit scared to get in

18:04

the ocean sometimes? Sharks

18:07

aren't looking for you. Is

18:09

your fear of sharks when you're swimming? I

18:11

don't want to go out too deep,

18:13

because I do think that there will be

18:16

a shark. No, I think the biggest

18:18

thing is the sharks aren't... They don't see

18:20

us as food. They want the bloody...

18:22

Fish or whatever that's out there. They want

18:24

real food so they don't they see

18:26

us and they're gonna ignore us nine out

18:28

of ten times the the issues with

18:30

shark attacks is like When you see a

18:33

paddle boarder and then a paddle boarder

18:35

Freaks out because of the sharks and then

18:37

jumps in the water starts splashing swimming

18:39

away now all of a sudden that looks

18:41

like prey so the sharks gonna go

18:43

after that prey if it's kicking and acting

18:45

like Pray so if I see a

18:47

shark out there Stay calm. Don't try and

18:50

don't move. Yeah, you're on the paddle

18:52

board. Stay on the paddle board. Like when

18:54

you're surfing, you normally try to group

18:56

up. If you have three surfers in the

18:58

water, you want to group up, make

19:00

a big footprint. What

19:02

if I'm just a lone

19:04

ranger? not on a board stay

19:07

calm keep your head underwater and say

19:09

the Mary what is the Mary prayer I

19:11

would just start saying all the prayers

19:13

that I know but that's better the worst

19:15

thing you can do is see it

19:17

start kicking swimming away like at that point

19:19

act like pray yeah at that point

19:21

it's like reminder to keep with you keep

19:23

your eyes on it if you if

19:25

you have to you can redirect with your

19:27

hands like we have hands we can

19:29

Push it away, yeah, like you can punch

19:31

the nose, you can grab the gills,

19:33

like if it gets that close, you can

19:36

defend yourself, but the worst thing to

19:38

do is just start kicking and thrashing. First

19:40

stop, shitting my pants. Second

19:42

stop, blacking out. I really think I'd just,

19:44

I'd pass out. That would be the best

19:46

thing. I think I'd out. That would be

19:48

the best thing. Yeah, I'm dead, like I

19:50

just want to be black. I'm dead, I'm

19:52

dead. I'm dead as a doorknob. Okay,

19:55

so the first step when you see a

19:57

bull shark is to, don't act like prey. Like,

20:00

full blown, like, every... Oh, it's hard not

20:02

to. ...coming out of me at that point.

20:05

I am chumming the waters, as they say. Brooke

20:07

asked me not to talk about poop. We

20:09

were 17 minutes in. I did ask. I said,

20:11

do the best you can. As

20:13

soon as I said that, I

20:15

go, shit, what time? OK. OK. She

20:18

said, let's keep this. Let's keep

20:20

the Dylan episode relatively poop -free. Can't.

20:22

Sorry. That was my one. But it's

20:24

fine. It's fine. That was like

20:26

relevant. It was relevant. It was relevant.

20:28

It was totally relevant. I actually

20:30

held back for 24 extra seconds from

20:32

saying that. You,

20:35

speaking of being in deep

20:37

water, you just saved two

20:39

young women from drowning? No? Is

20:41

that right? The right terminology? Drowning?

20:44

Yeah, it was really random. What? Well,

20:46

so I showed up to the beach. It's

20:48

my first time ever in South Beach

20:50

actually, like on the beach. And I like

20:52

just walk up to the shore for

20:54

the first time ever and I'm looking out

20:56

and there's like just people screaming in

20:58

the water. Did you think shark right

21:00

away or no? No, I thought the currents

21:03

were ripping. Like there was a bunch of

21:05

rip currents and stuff. So I just saw

21:07

like five girls, like their hands are up

21:09

screaming. There's people on the shore with their

21:11

hands up. So I just like looked around.

21:13

There's no life cards around. And

21:15

I was with my buddy Brennan and

21:17

Sam Asgari was there too. But

21:20

me and Brennan just look each other

21:22

and we just sprinted out there. There were

21:24

like two close, there were two closest

21:26

to us that already had a guy like

21:28

helping them in and then there were

21:30

like three out further. So I swam one

21:32

in, swam back for another girl. It

21:34

was, it was, it was like, yeah,

21:37

I don't know. It was really, really real.

21:39

And like when we brought like the last

21:41

girl I swam in, I was just trying

21:43

to calm her down and just saying like,

21:45

like breathe, breathe. And she's just wrapped me

21:47

in the biggest hug. Like, It doesn't want

21:49

to let go. Yeah. So

21:52

we hugged for like a full minute,

21:54

just like hugging this girl on shore. I'm

21:57

like, you're safe, you're good. And

21:59

then I just walked away. Like

22:01

never, she never said a word to me. We

22:03

just walked away and then I went back to her.

22:05

Like even though you walked away, luckily the press

22:07

was able to pick this up. I don't know how

22:09

either. We're just walking away and

22:12

be like, that was really weird. Like our first.

22:14

10 seconds on the speech and there was a

22:16

rescue. Like Miami's weird. And

22:18

then we just walked away. It was normal.

22:20

And then, and then my agent was like,

22:22

Oh my gosh, are you okay? You saved

22:24

someone? And I was like, did I tell

22:26

you that? And I was like, I didn't

22:28

know how do you know this? And she

22:30

sent me an article. Did you feel the

22:32

rip current when you were in there? Or

22:34

did you also have some sort of training?

22:36

To not feel that I'm in the water

22:38

a lot. So I just knew I felt

22:41

I felt comfortable But yeah, it was the

22:43

current was ripping like where we jumped in

22:45

we ended up like a football field length

22:47

away so it was the current was strong

22:49

and Yeah, it's just like the girls probably

22:51

just got a little too far and got

22:53

scared South Beach shoot a project We're drinking.

22:55

Yeah, maybe they're a little younger But it's

22:57

it's crazy not to have lifeguards in South

22:59

Beach Miami. I think there were lifeguards everywhere,

23:01

but there's so many people so right I

23:03

was there like two weeks ago and the

23:05

the rip was crazy just right in front

23:07

of these like family hotels But they weren't

23:10

letting people in the water when I was

23:12

there. I think after that they started pulling

23:14

people out of it It kind of just

23:16

turned on right when we got there. Can

23:18

I say something insane? Yeah,

23:20

okay like Almost cut worthy

23:22

if we have to I

23:25

think, and this is unrelated now. if we're going

23:27

to say the same thing, because I thought, don't

23:29

say that. I don't think we

23:31

are. I'm having a

23:33

really insane person thought. It's

23:39

almost like, should I even? I don't

23:41

know how to word it, but how great would it be if your

23:43

agents were like, hey, did you find those two girls that we

23:45

put there for you to save? I was

23:47

thinking they were like, is that Dylan

23:49

Efron? Let's drown. That was

23:51

thought. I was thinking, like, let's drown

23:53

here. Because I'm not

23:55

saying I would do that. Yeah. The

23:57

thought might have crossed my mind. I

24:00

wouldn't mind being swam out by an

24:02

Efron, you know? I don't think anyone would.

24:04

forbid. God forbid I need a little

24:06

saving. And

24:09

we can move forward too from that

24:11

as well because they were they were

24:13

drowning and I want to validate saving

24:15

No, but it's the article is like

24:17

do do more or something like that,

24:20

which I guess is like a gossip

24:22

We're friends yeah friends of do and

24:24

then and then it's like the article

24:26

is way too complimentary like I love

24:28

you I did what I any like

24:30

I feel like most people would have

24:32

done in that situation and they wrote

24:34

it just making me sound so cool.

24:36

I was like Do I

24:38

even want to, like, re -story this? I

24:40

don't know. I was like, it feels

24:42

like I could see what you say,

24:44

like, this is a PR style. I

24:47

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it's a Fora. Um,

25:58

not to make this about me

26:00

all, but I have saved someone from

26:02

drowning too. Really? Yeah. Let's hear

26:05

it. I was in, um, I

26:07

was on Oahu at, um, this beach

26:09

and the waves come in and there's, there,

26:11

it's like a known beach to have

26:13

like rogue sets come in and there were

26:15

these people like right down at the

26:17

water's edge. They were tourists. Then speaking English

26:19

and people were like, Oh, like you

26:21

got to back up, got to back up

26:23

and this, this set comes in and.

26:25

You always see videos of people getting like

26:27

crushed and they roll into shore and

26:29

it's funny and they're fine The set was

26:31

so big that it they rolled them

26:33

in and then pulled them back out and

26:35

there's another wave and my buddy I'm

26:37

laughing because it was like the first wave

26:39

that crushed him. It's just like why

26:41

were you right there when the wave came

26:43

in? It's funny, but then they started

26:45

getting sucked out my buddy runs and I'm

26:47

like like I'm now I gotta go

26:49

even though I'm not like I'm not necessarily

26:51

built like you But so I

26:53

was like, I don't know how much of a help

26:55

I'm going to be here, but they simply could not

26:57

get up. So I'm running down. My

27:01

buddy, it's a man and a

27:03

woman. My buddy grabs the woman. And

27:06

so I have to grab the man. And

27:08

he has since lost his bathing suit

27:11

in the tide. So

27:13

he's nude. He

27:15

did a really similar thing to that young woman

27:17

did to you, where he was holding on

27:19

to me for dear life. He

27:21

smelled so bad. And

27:23

his armpit, he was really hairy. His

27:26

armpit actually was housing a full head of

27:28

hair. As much as

27:30

I have on my head. And it's on

27:32

my person. And I'm dragging him.

27:34

I'm like, okay, you have to help me. He's

27:36

limp. And I'm like, it was just one

27:38

wave. And you haven't been underwater. You've just been

27:40

on shore, like breathing air. Get up. Get

27:43

up, girl. So I'm pulling

27:45

him in. And I'm like,

27:47

so much time has gone by. I look

27:49

up. There's a wave fully over top of

27:52

us. And I just hug my boy. And

27:54

I'm, okay, here we go. Rush,

27:57

rolled up. I pull him up

27:59

and then there was a group of

28:01

locals that like took him off

28:03

me with a towel and my friends

28:05

were like, and I was like,

28:08

we can't talk about it. We

28:10

didn't even talk about it for the rest of

28:12

the day. I was like, why

28:14

did you pick the girl? Why did you leave? Because

28:16

my buddy's athletic too. And I was like, you would

28:18

have been much more suited, well suited for the man.

28:21

I can't believe you even told that.

28:24

I remember it randomly, like when Dylan

28:26

Efron's here talking about saving two drowning

28:28

women. Yeah. The first time I met

28:30

Connor, I almost drowned. Yeah. This

28:32

is one of my favorite memories. And

28:34

I didn't know that it was just,

28:36

I was on the shore, like in

28:38

the water, but close to the shore

28:40

and the waves were just so big

28:42

and I'm like four 10. So I

28:45

was really struggling to like stay upright

28:47

and they were just knocking me down.

28:49

And every time I stood up, I

28:51

would go back down. And so a

28:53

lifeguard. came over to me and shoved

28:55

my face down into the sand. I'm

28:58

underwater like I'm ducking under these

29:00

waves. And I can picture

29:02

Brooke. I could draw a picture of

29:04

this from my bathing suit was also off

29:06

as well from memory. He

29:08

it's our friend Kevin. He's a lifeguard

29:10

in Orange County like that. Well, grabs her

29:12

by the back of the head. Pushes

29:15

her face and I'm underwater

29:17

like looking breath space is

29:19

like this on this on

29:21

the sand and her top

29:23

is By the tide and

29:25

her face is on the

29:27

ground And you're just being

29:29

annihilated by Kevin the lifeguard,

29:32

but I didn't know that that's

29:34

a saving technique So I

29:36

was like oh Kevin the lifeguard's

29:38

killing me. I did I

29:41

didn't know either Oh,

29:43

that was funny. Why

29:45

your face in this hand? To get her

29:47

lower? She was jumping over the waves, but

29:49

they were breaking us. know. Because I know

29:51

when we're duck diving in big surf, or

29:53

if you're just swimming, you can dive down

29:56

to the bottom and hold on with your

29:58

hands. He duck -dived to her torso. was

30:00

trying to get me under the waves as

30:02

opposed Yeah, I

30:04

couldn't breathe or anything like that.

30:06

It was the most vulnerable position that

30:08

I've ever been in. Okay,

30:11

yay. I have a question for both of

30:14

you. Me? Yeah, the two of

30:16

you. You both love

30:18

traveling. Yeah. Yeah. And

30:20

for me, it's like - Mine is more so

30:22

like Ohio and Minneapolis, but I love what you

30:24

do too. I would love that too. But you

30:26

could like get on a plane like 15 times

30:28

a week and you do. But

30:30

like for me, it's like if there's even like a

30:32

10 minute delay in a flight, I'm like, I'm

30:34

never, I'm never flying again. And if I have to

30:36

fly like more than once a month, it's like

30:39

the end of the world. So

30:41

has there ever been like any moments

30:43

where you're like, I'm never traveling again? You

30:46

probably have a better one than me.

30:48

I also want to say really quickly that

30:51

someone submitted this week. One person submitted.

30:53

I actually love hearing people's flight stories. So

30:55

this is for you, listener. And it doesn't have

30:57

to be a flight story. It could be like,

30:59

like a travel thing, like something like, oh, I

31:01

got bit by a shark and that made me

31:03

like maybe not want to go. No,

31:06

I'm just thinking recently about my last

31:08

flight the guy next to me was

31:10

farting the whole time. That's not really

31:12

Yeah, it's yeah, it's crazy. It was

31:14

just like constant, but yeah Yeah, I

31:17

think some of the long travel flights

31:19

where it has like multiple layovers or

31:21

you're getting to a place It's so

31:23

far away that you have to take

31:25

all those flights like those are those

31:27

are the ones that make you be

31:29

like I want to be home from

31:31

month after this. Yeah, but Yeah,

31:34

travel. I don't know. What about you?

31:36

I'm thinking of the most miserable times

31:38

of traveling that I've been. In

31:40

Bali, we didn't have AC the whole

31:43

time. And I kept

31:45

getting sick because I was eating food. I

31:47

was going to say if you had really bad

31:49

food poisoning or something. Those memories are my

31:51

favorite part about the trip because I was with

31:53

my friends. And we were all sick and

31:55

we were all sweating. And we were on it.

31:57

It was commiserating. And I was looking forward

31:59

to being back in the AC. But I was

32:01

also not looking forward to trip with my

32:04

friends ending, the traveling part. See I can't I

32:06

can't get on board with the joint food

32:08

poisoning like me making me like I know it's

32:10

weird like it's like a weird miserable thing,

32:12

but we were all miserable so it was like

32:14

I'm gonna miss this. Yeah, it's the memory.

32:16

Yeah afterwards once you're back home But like that

32:18

I was like my first trip to the

32:20

jungle like I pooped my pants. Yeah, I was

32:22

struggling the whole time. Yeah You were right

32:24

behind me with the poops. I like the poop

32:27

stories. What did you eat? I don't

32:29

know. That's the thing. I thought it was a little

32:31

teeny fart. I

32:33

ate dog on accident. So that's what

32:35

did it for me. But

32:37

that's why I really want to

32:39

go to Rajampot. And it's so far.

32:41

Where is that? Indonesia. And

32:43

there's some incredible freediving out there. And I've

32:46

been wanting to go for years, but I

32:48

haven't done it. Just because I know it

32:50

is such a mission to get out there.

32:52

I need to spend a month for it

32:54

to be worth it. How would you even

32:56

begin to think about getting over there? It's

32:58

just a couple flights. Like you're flying to

33:00

the other side the world. So it's you

33:03

have to just be mentally prepared for it.

33:05

Start stretching. Start stretching. Stretching is so key. Yeah.

33:07

And also it really is. Take

33:09

like one large sleeping pill. Yeah.

33:12

And then you wake up there. That's

33:14

a quote from Parent Trap that I that's

33:16

the only part. I'm taking one large

33:18

sleeping pill and I'm shipping you two brats

33:20

off. the worst when like.

33:22

No, I'm sorry. I

33:24

just started going on to a parent parent trap

33:26

quote I always get scared if I have a

33:28

layover to take a sleeping pill because then it's

33:30

like what if I can't like walk I think

33:32

it depends on the initial flight, right? Well, yeah,

33:34

I'm I'm also new to that like that was

33:36

like a travel hack that I was like Why

33:38

didn't they teach me this when I was younger?

33:40

Yeah, but I I did take a sleeping pill

33:42

on a flight and it was like an

33:45

upright seat and I slept the whole time and

33:47

I was like oh my god like I wish

33:49

I knew this when I was feeling myself sleeping

33:51

on the floor on a flight like this made

33:53

it so much better but then I did it

33:55

the next time. How do you sleep on the

33:57

floor? I get wild

33:59

on planes like if I'm uncomfortable, I will

34:01

stand the whole flight else I'll get on

34:03

the floor and lay down like And the

34:05

flight attendants are just like you're all good

34:07

No I try to befriend them very early

34:09

on so they give me some grace Yeah,

34:11

whoa I had a bad back for a

34:14

while because I got a bad bicycle accident

34:16

and so sitting in those planes would flare

34:18

it up Yeah, so I would I would

34:20

lay down. I'd just be like I have

34:22

a bad back. I need to lay down

34:24

In the aisle? Yeah, the

34:26

space in front of your seat. If

34:28

you have the row, you could lay. I

34:30

don't know how you do, unless

34:32

a double wide. Yeah. No,

34:35

it's hard. Yeah. But

34:37

there's some seats you can get that have more

34:39

space in front and stuff like that. No, they

34:42

even more space seats. I don't

34:44

believe in any of this lingo that they

34:46

use anymore. I think it's fake. think

34:48

it's fake marketing. That don't

34:50

ever seem to have. It's a half

34:52

inch. but also my legs are... Yeah,

34:54

I can't touch the floor or anything

34:56

like that. So I'm usually okay. We're

34:58

built similarly. Do you do the seatbelt

35:00

trick that I always I post about

35:02

all the time, but it has saved

35:04

me on flights. Yeah, you

35:06

sit with your feet up like this

35:08

and then put the seatbelt around your

35:11

legs. It's so it really. What? It's

35:13

the best. Do it on your next flight. It's such

35:15

a game changer. I'll tell you my trap, my mind that

35:17

I've been doing, I only do window now because I'm

35:19

scared of heights. So I have to, I have to be

35:21

in charge of the window. someone

35:23

opens it and I peek out and I see the word in the

35:26

air. I'm like, wait, what the hell? That's not right. So

35:28

you leave it shut the whole time? I don't

35:30

even open it. They say, can you open that

35:32

for takeoff? I go, yeah, I'll get right on

35:34

that shot. I don't want to see us take

35:36

off. And I get against the

35:38

window and then I pull, you know the thing,

35:40

the headrest, you can squeeze it against your head. I

35:43

squeeze it together, tight. And then I

35:46

wedge my head in between the wall.

35:48

I put a hoodie on so there's like a little cushion.

35:50

And then I wedge my head between that and it holds

35:52

your head. So even like when you're

35:54

in the air and you're not taking off anymore

35:57

where it's like pushing you the G -Force It

35:59

just squeezes your head there and you can

36:01

sleep the whole time like this. That's because your

36:03

neck's hyper flexible though. We already established this. I

36:06

have a disease, right? I think

36:08

it's possible because if he has

36:10

like stretched your cheek out Like

36:12

he is just like he's just

36:14

like a stretchy. You're like loofy.

36:16

Yeah, it's a loofy. Okay Yeah,

36:20

I saw a cat with this disease that you

36:22

say I have all the time, and it was really

36:24

ugly and nasty, so I hope that it - I

36:26

don't know. I can't diagnose you. Oh, everybody did.

36:28

I just saw someone on TikTok that had stretchy cheeks,

36:31

and they had something. Well,

36:33

I have - I was - I have a dog jaw.

36:35

Do you know - Do you know what a dog jaw

36:37

is? No. Look, feel it. Oh, I thought you were good.

36:40

Oh, Jesus Christ. That's

36:43

not what I was expecting. He

36:45

was like, can you help me with this

36:47

bit to deal with Dylan? I

36:49

was like, I'm going to try to

36:51

dodge. You've got soft skin. And Brooke goes,

36:53

do not bark at Dylan. And

36:56

I was like, I'm going to bark at

36:58

Dylan. Look, if I have two things to ask

37:00

you, it's wait to talk about poop and

37:02

don't bark at Dylan. Jack, and Jack, and Jack.

37:04

We're pretty similar, I think. Yeah, we're good. I

37:07

was like, I promise you, from what I

37:09

know about Dylan, which is We

37:11

interacted one time in a comment section

37:13

last week He's

37:15

gonna be cool with the parking. I can

37:17

tell. glad you got it off your chest. I know, that's

37:19

it. I feel good about the way it went. That's

37:21

the only time I'm parking. Brooke, of course, right there. I

37:23

don't know if you noticed, because you're probably focused on,

37:25

like, what is he about to have me touch? But

37:28

she goes, oh, my God. Like, right when

37:30

I said, dog job. But it perfectly ended the

37:32

I feel OK. I feel OK about it.

37:34

It kind of helped sell it, because I was

37:36

like, oh, God, this must be a thing.

37:38

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37:40

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get my ass

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someone So

39:33

we did a hot take today that said

39:35

like dogs are scary like They could kill

39:37

you with their claws if they wanted to

39:39

and I was like, I don't think you

39:41

know what a dog is They said they

39:43

jump up on you and they have claws.

39:45

I was like dogs don't have claws. They

39:47

have nails Yeah, boo -ee might have like

39:49

he needs to get him turned bad right

39:51

now. They might not kill you. No, but

39:53

never boo -ee. Not boo -ee. But a dog

39:55

could with its teeth like it could yeah,

39:57

it could like maul you yeah, not gonna

39:59

with its if they don't Scratch

40:01

your chest sweet. It's great that

40:03

they don't do that. It is great.

40:05

I guess they could. Yeah.

40:07

I've learned that though. Humans could also

40:10

do that. I travel with Bowie a

40:12

lot in airports and stuff like that.

40:15

I know Bowie's so sweet,

40:17

but no one else does. I've

40:21

noticed that when I'm walking through the airport

40:23

people are genuinely they have dog phobias Yeah,

40:25

and and it's a very real thing and

40:27

it's up to me to be aware of

40:29

that like I need to write keep him

40:31

on a short leash Even though I know

40:33

he's not gonna hurt anyone like they don't

40:35

know that yeah, I'm the same with Max's

40:37

max I Rescue right but boo. Yep. So

40:40

max is to got him like a year

40:42

and a half ago He's been with my

40:44

pants for a little bit because I'm on

40:46

tour right now, but he Is

40:48

a people person like Right when I

40:50

got him he wasn't but he's obsessed

40:53

with any new person Doesn't matter who

40:55

they are it doesn't matter if it's

40:57

just someone in a uniform which like

40:59

typically like they Probably don't have the

41:01

best experience with dogs So he goes

41:03

up to every person and it's the

41:05

same thing they're like whoa And I'm

41:07

like please don't pepper spray him like

41:09

he's he's just wants to lick your

41:11

face But it is it's weird to

41:13

think about yeah, like not everybody being

41:15

obsessed with dogs I'll put my face

41:17

right up next to a dog's face

41:19

that I've met, that's just straight. Cause

41:22

that's how much I'm like, not even,

41:25

I'm like assuming the best out of every single

41:27

dog, which is just like, nah. It is funny

41:29

though, like Booyle run up, like wagging his tail

41:31

to a stranger and I'm like, it's

41:33

okay, he doesn't bite. And I was

41:35

like, that's probably not the right thing

41:37

to say to someone who's scared of

41:39

dogs. Like you just shouldn't be in

41:41

that situation, but it happens. I was

41:43

terrified of dogs. when I was little,

41:45

and so my parents got a dog. And

41:48

that was Exposure therapy? Yeah, exposure

41:50

therapy. Yeah, Bowie's done that to little

41:52

kids. Really? Yeah, there's a, my

41:55

friend, I go to the lake house

41:57

all the time, and his mom's

41:59

afraid of dogs, and the son's becoming,

42:02

has that phobia too now, so Bowie's the

42:04

first dog that he actually likes. Every time

42:06

Bowie comes to the lake, he

42:08

gets excited. Bowie's changing lives. Yeah, Bowie's.

42:10

Good job, Bowie. Little service animal, Bowie.

42:12

This is a good... is like, oh

42:14

my God, we're totally like a rescue

42:16

animal podcast right now, by the way.

42:18

Yeah. To rescue is rescue. I rescue

42:20

my boys. Plug the rescue. Yeah. Max

42:24

is from, and of

42:27

course now I'm forgetting the

42:29

name of the shelter, Lancaster

42:32

Animal Shelter in Lancaster. He's

42:34

from Lancaster too. Animal shelter?

42:36

Well, so I got him from my stand

42:39

with my pack, but they rescued him from

42:41

Lancaster. Okay, so Lancaster is an awesome shelter.

42:43

It's obviously in Lancaster. Max was like

42:45

on his last hours and they were

42:47

like, can someone come pick him up? And

42:49

I drove to Lancaster. It's pretty far

42:51

out there, but they are so good at

42:53

like, they're volunteers, they're Rita or Blackwell. Do

42:55

you know her? No, because I, I, but I'm

42:58

sure that's who I stand with my pack was

43:00

with. I think so too. It was the same

43:02

deal. It was like, but he wasn't eating. He

43:04

was not doing well. So they were like, if

43:06

someone doesn't rescue them, we're going to have to

43:08

put them down. I stand with my pack was

43:10

like, no, like we're going to figure this out.

43:12

Yeah. They're so good. And they, they really mobilize

43:14

people because they're really good at using social media,

43:16

which is cool. So Rita goes and volunteers and

43:18

does profiles on all the dogs and takes them

43:20

out and like writes the descriptions and their personality.

43:22

And if they're good with. kids,

43:24

other dogs, what environment they'd like

43:26

thrive in. Max, when I got

43:28

him, this was heartbreaking, didn't want to

43:30

come out of the gate. He wanted to go back in

43:32

and I was like, what's going on? And it was like 5

43:34

p .m. after I finished out all the paperwork and they were

43:36

like, well, he hasn't eaten yet. We

43:39

can only feed them once a day because we

43:41

don't have enough money for, so if you

43:43

can donate, it's a good place to donate any

43:45

shelter like that. But I was like, oh

43:47

my gosh. What was Max's name? Max.

43:49

Oh, you I tried to change it, yeah. You tried to

43:51

change it, it didn't work? Yeah,

43:54

didn't work, and I was like, oh,

43:56

he's just dumb. What did you try to

43:58

to? Rodey. Oh,

44:00

I like that. Yeah, that was

44:02

fun. And then I said Max,

44:04

and he was like, he's so smart. Like,

44:06

my parents, I'm biased, but like, my parents are

44:08

like, it's bizarre the stuff he does. What

44:10

type of dog? Because I don't know. I

44:12

don't know. Yeah. You got his,

44:14

you got him. I forget. His ancestor.

44:16

Yeah. Free kit. I forget the,

44:18

he's a lot of stuff. He's a

44:21

super mutt. I can show you

44:23

a picture of him if you. But

44:25

that's how I feel about like

44:27

I grew up with Australian shepherds. They're

44:29

very smart But buoys a whole

44:31

nother level of smart that like I

44:33

don't think I could have a

44:35

little dopey Retriever yeah, cuz he's it's

44:37

like it's almost a he's like

44:39

eyes are here. Nice. Yeah, that's Max.

44:41

Oh, that's the one of the

44:43

worst photos on me That's Max. Oh,

44:45

that's Max. Yeah, it's a dog

44:47

He's amazing. He's got like a big

44:49

block face. He's uh He's

44:51

a super mutt. That's what they said

44:53

in the DNA test. Yeah, that's like the

44:55

worst thing when you get it's like

44:57

Like I'm so excited to learn what my

44:59

dog is and they're like, oh, it's

45:01

a super mutt. And you're like, no What's

45:03

funny is the cool part about all

45:05

those DNA Test is that they find like

45:07

cousins. Yeah, and it's like, oh cool

45:10

I'm never gonna reach out, but it's cool

45:12

to know that he has a cousin.

45:14

Totally. Yeah, I've seen that too. Yeah Dogs

45:16

do I'm always kind of sad I'll

45:18

never know, I'll never see a picture of Max

45:20

as a puppy. You know,

45:22

like I might have to, I might have to sue me. I

45:24

might have to use a, I just to like see what

45:26

he would have looked like. Chad, do you see it? Yeah. How

45:29

old was Bowie when you rescued him?

45:31

About one and he like hated, he hated

45:33

me. Like I couldn't come near him.

45:35

Like my first walk with him was, he

45:38

was just running away from me the

45:40

whole time. And it took like two, three

45:42

weeks before he would like come near

45:44

me. Then he hated everybody else.

45:47

It was a work in progress. How is he

45:49

the way he is now? He's so good.

45:51

I have no idea. I wish it was A

45:53

dog whisperer. I wish. I

45:55

think he was just scared. Now

45:57

he feels comfortable with me

46:00

and I've taken him everywhere. So

46:02

he's used to just... What's that called? Exposure

46:04

therapy? Yeah. He's got a lot of that

46:06

socialized. do you go to the jungle? Um,

46:09

I have I have one sitter

46:11

shout out Avalon that has been saved

46:13

a long But yeah, my girlfriend

46:16

will if she stays back she can

46:18

watch but yeah Yeah, that's Otherwise

46:20

he's with me Wow, that's so nice.

46:22

He loves it like if it's

46:24

unit it like if I Grab my

46:26

keys like he wants to go

46:28

in my van and you guys saw

46:30

my van. It's like the backs

46:32

of bed. It's big Dog bed

46:34

at this point. Yeah, but he gets so excited.

46:36

It could be one of the morning and I've

46:38

grabbed my keys and he's like, let's go That's

46:40

so sweet. I miss Max so much. I just

46:42

him last week. But yeah, Max Max is a

46:44

car dog too. He just doesn't want to be

46:47

home by himself. So he's like, I'll just

46:49

be in the car with you. That's cool. Yeah,

46:51

it's the best. Like I can go to the

46:53

grocery store. He never leaves a car, but he's

46:55

still stoked. Yeah. He just wants to hang out.

46:57

My dad will tell me now. He's like, I

46:59

take him everywhere. I was like, why is Max

47:01

like a little bit? Chunk

47:03

right now my mom goes ask your

47:06

dad taking him to get water burger

47:08

every day He's like he's like I'm

47:10

just giving him the patty not the

47:12

bread and I was like you're giving

47:14

him up like a water burger patty

47:16

like he gotta cut like stop Because

47:18

he hasn't hit the he has his

47:20

father's stomach And that's as far as

47:22

I'll go with that that's as much

47:25

as I'll say you're in shape I'm

47:27

not saying I'm not I'm saying Like

47:30

God forbid I just want

47:33

to like encourage you because you've

47:35

said about 18 times today

47:37

that he has his father's stomach

47:39

weak stomach like Sorry, I

47:41

thought okay. That's okay. Sorry. I

47:44

feel horrible He tried to

47:46

save you you asked for the

47:48

shit Well that takes us

47:50

to wait I want to ask

47:52

Dylan something really quick before

47:54

we do hot take. Yeah, um,

47:57

I saw that you've been

47:59

reading Yes, recently. Mm -hmm.

48:01

Did you read Akatar? Well,

48:03

so I do audiobooks. Yeah, okay. I'm

48:05

a terrible reader. That's fine. Yeah,

48:08

Akatar I finished. Like all of them?

48:10

Yeah, with audiobooks, I just cranked. Like

48:12

all five? Yeah, I'll do them like

48:14

when I'm working out, but... Trust me,

48:16

Akitar, it was tough to finish the

48:18

last one for me. Because it was

48:20

like so smuddy. Yes. Yes. So much.

48:22

I can't really, like doing that on

48:24

audio must have been like a really.

48:27

Oh yeah. Like unique experience. That's what

48:29

it's like. like. Yeah. Not

48:31

basically the Oh, and it's always in like the

48:33

weirdest time when it's an audio book. It's like

48:35

I just. Kind of comes out of nowhere too.

48:37

Yeah. Like eating it alone. I like, I was

48:39

going to a concert. My friends were meeting me.

48:41

And I was like, pick me up at this

48:43

restaurant. So I was like, I'll order some like

48:45

chicken wings or something. I'm eating chicken wings. And

48:47

it's just like the sexiest scene ever. And

48:49

my friends are watching me through the

48:51

window. I don't even know. And I'm just

48:53

like listening to this hardcore sex scene.

48:55

And I'm just like, like they don't know,

48:57

but I think they do. I'm like,

49:00

I'm just like, this is so weird. I

49:03

remember reading that one on the plane.

49:05

And I was like, it literally feels.

49:08

Wrong like to be reading this. Yeah, that

49:10

one I've said it before but that

49:12

one got me because I just wanted up

49:14

more plot I wanted more plot in

49:16

that one every time something a plot was

49:18

starting it was just like oh and

49:20

then he looked at me this way my

49:22

nipples go It was just like it

49:24

just got you couldn't get anywhere with you

49:26

really you could not get anywhere with

49:28

those two you really couldn't I just I

49:30

was telling brick last week I started

49:32

this book in it by the way that

49:34

book has been suggested Since we started

49:36

talking about it, it's being suggested on the

49:38

White Lotus adjacent book reads or like

49:40

suggested reads now. Which one? book that

49:42

I'm reading, The Long Island Compromise? I'm

49:45

like a big reader. I'm trying to read

49:47

so that I can speak on a

49:49

literary level with I really appreciate And I

49:51

like can't. But I wish

49:53

you would read like Akatar. I

49:55

bought the book. Fourth Wing.

49:57

Fourth Wing is way better. He likes better. I

49:59

got the book and it was so out

50:01

of my league in terms of like There's

50:04

a girl on a tree. Maybe

50:06

you should try Forthwing. Forthwing's better.

50:09

Forthwing... You don't have to read the other

50:11

books to read Forthwing? Forthwing is completely separate

50:13

from Akatar. Different author. Bug on my neck

50:15

and just chat. You're gonna bark at

50:17

me again. I lose hair. There

50:20

isn't a bug. No, but fourth wing

50:22

is more like Hunger Games -y. I

50:24

love that you thought fourth wing was

50:26

the fourth book of the wing series.

50:28

What? Of the wing. Well,

50:31

you were eating wings, reading fourth

50:33

wing. Yeah. He was reading

50:35

Akatar, which is different than, he's

50:38

listening to Akatar, which is different than

50:40

fourth wing, which is the dragons getting

50:42

horny when the people are having sex.

50:44

I want the book. was telling you

50:46

about that. Got you. No, it's not

50:48

dragon and human. It's dragon on dragon.

50:50

and human on human, simultaneously. I've

50:52

heard thrown of glass is really good

50:54

though. Throne of glass, it's my favorite,

50:56

I think. That's my next one. Like

50:58

there's barely any sex. I'm going through

51:01

like a Brandon Sanderson one right now,

51:03

which is like fantasy fantasy. That's fantasy.

51:05

And they're so long. So it's like

51:07

40 hours of audiobook. And

51:09

that's like one book. No,

51:11

it's dry. Did you do Wheel of Time? Cause

51:13

that was another one them. There's like

51:15

10 books in Wheel of Time. And there's no

51:17

romance in that either. I do

51:19

that. I'm like a self -help

51:21

book guy. I was, I listened

51:24

to so many self -help podcasts

51:26

and I just dug myself into

51:28

the ground with them. Oh man.

51:30

Okay. That's probably

51:32

the last kick I need because it was

51:34

operating them because I don't actually end up

51:36

helping myself at all after I read it

51:38

at the way I put it to when

51:40

I like finally stopped doing it was I

51:43

was like if you go to a library,

51:45

there's a self -help section and it's small in

51:47

the corner and like why am I when

51:49

I look at a podcast why am I

51:51

only tuning into this type of genre? Yeah,

51:53

that's what got me to have a breakthrough

51:55

on why I had Sarah

51:57

J. Moss wrote a guitar, and I'm like, oh,

52:00

this is way more fun than learning about. No,

52:02

I don't know. Whoa, scream it from the rooftop.

52:04

I think it was probably, like, Red Rising was

52:06

the first one that I got into. Oh, I need

52:08

to read that one. Yeah, it's good. Really good.

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53:35

Did you read Hunger Games? Yeah,

53:38

I did. The new one? Oh, there's a new one?

53:40

There's a new one out. Can we have it? Can

53:42

I borrow it? I don't. I read it on my

53:44

Kindle. But it's Hamitch's Hunger

53:46

Games. Did they make

53:48

a movie about that? It's coming out. So

53:50

there was another new one that was about

53:52

President Snow and his rise to power. And

53:55

now the newest one is Hamitch's

53:57

Hunger Games. And it

53:59

was so good. I

54:01

cried from beginning to end. Out

54:03

of sadness? Yeah, out of

54:06

sadness. And she knows how

54:08

to write. Like death.

54:10

What's her name? Suzanne Collins.

54:12

Yeah. In a like obviously

54:14

death is sad regardless, but like she

54:16

gets you. I do want to say

54:18

as the original influencer. He thinks he's

54:20

the first person I've ever heard of

54:22

Hunger Games. I had

54:24

a force that we were

54:26

forced to read in

54:28

school for AR points, accelerated

54:30

reader points. And I'm

54:32

a judge the book by its cover person

54:34

and it was shiny. And I picked it

54:36

out of the thing and I was like,

54:38

I'll read this book. Oh,

54:40

I feel like they're very mad. The

54:43

covers, they're mad. With

54:45

a bit of shine. OK, I

54:47

picked. I did the same thing when I was in school.

54:49

I picked a book by its cover and it was the.

54:51

Do you remember like the cover is

54:53

like a beaver with a sword? It

54:56

was a whole series. Yeah, with the

54:58

warriors. No, no, it's oh my god,

55:00

I know what you're talking about. Catterbury

55:02

tells or something or no, it's the. Oh,

55:05

what's that? Oh, it's gonna be really is he

55:07

can we look up fever with a story? It's

55:10

a whole series though. Oh,

55:12

exactly. It's a whole world

55:14

It was like real as

55:16

they were like yeah, do

55:18

you like book series animals?

55:21

I know exactly what you're talking about red war.

55:23

Yeah, I think yeah, but in red walls.

55:25

Is that the name of the whole series? It

55:29

says from the cut Yeah,

55:33

Red Wolf is one I read and

55:35

that's a whole series of books. I

55:37

think Children's maybe I like your face.

55:39

I'm not I'm not familiar I do

55:41

I do feel like I've read a

55:43

book about a beaver with a sword

55:45

But I don't think it was red

55:47

wall. I think because the the visual

55:49

isn't Helping but I must have I

55:51

don't think that's a beaver either. I

55:54

have to say I think that's a

55:56

squirrel. I Don't

55:58

know but you're less Oh, I

56:00

love that one. I think Redwall

56:02

might be the whole series and there's

56:04

different Redwall books. That

56:07

is like a beaver holding a sword. That was

56:09

a cover. That was me in school. I was

56:11

like, oh man, I could read this book. Yeah,

56:13

I could get behind this. I

56:15

could see myself say, how did he get that? What

56:18

does the red say under red wall?

56:20

Where legends are Where legends are made 100%.

56:22

That's my youth right there. That book

56:24

made me what I am today. Wow.

56:27

Legends are made. I'm going to add

56:29

that to my Goodreads. Do have a Goodreads? No. Oh,

56:32

you've got to get Goodreads. Is that great? It's actually not

56:34

fun unless all your friends are on it. Yeah. like

56:37

letterbox for books. Okay,

56:39

I don't know what letterbox it is. Okay,

56:41

it's like you just log the books you've

56:43

read and the books you've read. okay, okay,

56:45

okay. And just like make shelves online. Yeah,

56:47

I could do that because I'm so bad.

56:49

And write reviews and stuff. I always forget

56:51

the books I read too. Did you do

56:53

the one with Logan Ninefingers? That was the

56:55

first loss series? Logan nine fingers. I think

56:57

I think our John like I cross over

56:59

and you're doing like but I also do

57:01

like some fantasy I need romance or I

57:03

can't read book Okay, so I didn't do

57:05

Logan nine fingers. You should do red rising

57:07

though, right? So red rising to quickly so

57:09

I used to write and I was writing

57:11

a book and my friend was like Hey,

57:13

you should read my buddy's book. His name

57:15

is Pierce Brown So he's like what you're

57:17

writing is really similar to it. So I

57:19

I'm like sure I'll like do his buddy

57:21

a favor. I'll read his book, start

57:23

reading it. And I was like, this is so

57:25

good. And I was it out yet? Or did

57:27

you get it was out? Yeah. And I finished it

57:30

in like two days and I call my buddy

57:32

back. I'm like, dude, like this needs to be

57:34

a movie. This is incredible. Like,

57:36

let's get this guy signed to an agency.

57:38

He's like, oh, this was a New York

57:40

Times bestseller. He's like, you know, he doesn't

57:42

need to help. So that's your hunger games.

57:44

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of a little more

57:46

it's a hunger games with a little more

57:48

masculine. it

57:50

called? Actual fighting death stuff, where Hunger Games

57:52

is a little more, but they're

57:54

so similar to Hunger Games. I would say like, if

57:57

Hunger Games was written by a female

57:59

and if Hunger Games was written by a

58:01

male. That's the only difference, I'd say. Interesting.

58:04

I don't know if I've ever read a book by

58:06

a man, now that you mention it. Except

58:09

for, I guess, like the fall in our stars. I

58:11

haven't read the Bible. Oh, duh, sorry. No,

58:13

you always think that Jews have the

58:15

Bible too. Anyway,

58:18

we don't have to get

58:20

into that again, but should we

58:22

do some hot takes? No,

58:24

I have gifts for you guys.

58:26

Oh, Connor. I was in

58:28

Seattle this weekend and well, I

58:30

guess last weekend when this

58:32

comes out and just like found

58:34

this random store and I'm

58:36

scared. No, don't be scared. This

58:38

is for you. I hope it didn't

58:40

break. Thank you so much. And

58:43

this is for you. Wow. Wow,

58:45

Connor. I already got mine. It is

58:47

at home. I think, are there

58:49

two things in here? Yeah. a squirrel

58:51

with a sword. Yeah, I wish.

58:53

Oh. Connor, these are

58:55

adorable. They're salt shakers. You

58:57

guys. I like it. I like it,

58:59

too. Connor, that's so cute. Oh my

59:01

gosh. So I knew that I knew

59:04

about Bowie, so I got you the

59:06

matching dogs. That's so, oh wow. This

59:08

is actually going to mess my kitchen.

59:10

Really? Oh my God, awesome. Wow, this

59:12

is really perfect. I was going to

59:14

get, I was looking for, I found

59:16

the coolest shop. It was just salt

59:18

shakers in Seattle. I love

59:20

salt shakers. little matching porcelain salt shakers. Those

59:23

are from Japan. They're so cute. I actually really

59:25

like it. And I think these are from Japan

59:27

too. I really like, yeah. I spent an hour

59:29

looking through Salt Shakers. I

59:31

was just addicted to this store. I

59:33

actually had to hold myself back because

59:35

I had no room in my luggage. I'm

59:38

gonna give you my Salt Shakers and

59:40

keep these because mine I got at an

59:42

estate sale and they have your name all

59:44

over them actually now that you mentioned it.

59:46

They're corn. Corn corn salt shaker.

59:48

Oh my god. Perfect. I'm gonna have

59:50

to love because I got myself monkey salt

59:52

shakers ones like this and ones like

59:55

this and One salt ones pepper acid. This

59:57

is I think I probably have those

59:59

two because but I'm the year of the

1:00:01

monkey and my mom is like super

1:00:03

into astrology So I think everything I had

1:00:05

till I was like 12 was monkey

1:00:07

themed. That's cool. Like I love I think

1:00:09

that's why I'm so drawn to white

1:00:11

lotus is because I love the animal Mm

1:00:13

-hmm side of everything like I love little

1:00:15

figurines too That's why look

1:00:18

at all of our knickknacks here. We're huge

1:00:20

knickknack people. I always love a good knickknack. Well,

1:00:23

I think we should do. So we

1:00:25

had people write in hot takes and then

1:00:27

we really just hit it off and

1:00:29

we blew through this episode because you made

1:00:31

it so easy. But we should

1:00:33

do some of these hot takes. Let's

1:00:35

do it. Let's do it. I love hot

1:00:38

takes. Wait, you had a hot take. Yeah.

1:00:41

And it's in our

1:00:43

e -cracks. Oh,

1:00:45

oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the shower. Yeah,

1:00:47

I got myself in some hot water

1:00:49

or I didn't, but yeah, yeah. You

1:00:51

want to tell us? That was good. That

1:00:55

was not lost on me just now. Yeah,

1:00:58

I think it was very

1:01:00

spur of the moment. And

1:01:03

I was just asked what's something

1:01:05

that I think is overrated or something

1:01:07

on the spot. I thought we

1:01:09

were talking traders and stuff. I got

1:01:11

asked that question. and I

1:01:13

was just thinking about how much people shower

1:01:15

and I didn't think it was that hot of

1:01:17

a take. What did you say? I

1:01:20

said that people shower too much and

1:01:22

like that goes into the fact that people

1:01:24

are using shampoo every day and they're

1:01:26

using soap on their shins and yeah and

1:01:28

it's like you don't need all that.

1:01:30

I know I've never like washed my legs

1:01:32

or anything like that right yeah yeah

1:01:35

because the soap trickles yeah exactly yeah and

1:01:37

then I think I the

1:01:39

way it was cut made it seem

1:01:41

like I just don't shower. What would you

1:01:43

say is the ideal amount of times

1:01:45

to shower? So

1:01:48

I guess that's the thing is like is it

1:01:50

a full shower? Are you just rinsing off sometimes

1:01:52

right before bed? I like don't need a

1:01:54

shower, but I also don't like being sweaty or

1:01:56

like that little when your legs will stick the

1:01:58

other type thing So I'll just go in rinse

1:02:00

off. I'm not like using soap and stuff Maybe

1:02:02

a teeny bit, but I'm not doing a full

1:02:05

shower right there. Are you the kind of person

1:02:07

that like comes out of the ocean and you're

1:02:09

like, I feel like I cleaned. Yeah,

1:02:11

I'll rinse off after. Like again, just water.

1:02:13

I'm not soaping after. Whoa. I

1:02:15

have to do like a full

1:02:18

soap. I don't even rinse off after.

1:02:20

I love feeling tight and crackly. Yeah.

1:02:23

Those are the two perfect words to describe that. You

1:02:25

know what I mean? It's like the best feeling

1:02:27

ever. You're cooked a little bit from the sun. Saltwater's

1:02:30

the best my hair ever looks. I'm not even to rinse it out because

1:02:32

my hair is, I'm not going to have to put a hat on. It

1:02:35

looks awesome. I feel awesome. You put

1:02:37

on like a shirt and it like

1:02:39

sticks. And then you

1:02:41

put on fresh pants or fresh shorts. And

1:02:43

then you're like, like I feel. Like

1:02:45

a live like that's like the most awake.

1:02:47

I feel and then you like I don't

1:02:49

know you might wipe your face or like

1:02:51

lick something and you're like taste salty I

1:02:53

Love that feeling so much. There's actually one

1:02:56

of our hot takes was that you don't

1:02:58

need to shower after you get out of

1:03:00

Like your pool or the ocean or something?

1:03:02

Pool is like so I think in terms

1:03:04

of In terms of clean, like you're not

1:03:06

going to get more clean than genuinely burning

1:03:08

off all of your body's natural oils with

1:03:10

chlorine. It is weird though, like I used

1:03:12

to hop in a pool and then later

1:03:14

that day I would run and like I

1:03:16

could smell chlorine coming out of my skin.

1:03:18

Oh, so it's actually. It was going into

1:03:20

your body. Yeah, I think when you're in

1:03:22

a pool like that chlorine is getting in

1:03:24

there. Yeah. Yeah, it can't be good for

1:03:26

you. Yeah, probably not good. So if you're

1:03:28

going to shower after it, it's not because

1:03:30

you need to get cleaner. It's because you

1:03:32

need to get you need to rinse that

1:03:34

off. Yeah. OK, that makes more sense. So

1:03:36

I'm I'm pro that Lake even the lake

1:03:39

that I grew up on. Genuinely,

1:03:41

I think it could kill somebody if it was. It

1:03:44

actually my friend almost lost her leg. It's

1:03:47

a it's a damned it's a damned

1:03:49

portion of the Mississippi River or the

1:03:51

San Jacinto River. And

1:03:53

it's very murky and she had

1:03:55

a wart. And we would

1:03:57

tube a lot. We'd be on jet skis a

1:03:59

lot. And I guess this is so much. We're

1:04:01

going to lose listeners. From the stuff I've said

1:04:03

today, her wart rubbed off. And

1:04:05

she had a little open wound. And

1:04:08

she got staph infection and almost lost

1:04:10

her leg. So I would say shower

1:04:12

after that. Lake Tahoe, I bet

1:04:14

you couldn't. feel more clean than jumping in

1:04:16

Lake Tahoe. I was just about to say,

1:04:18

like one up from that feeling of being

1:04:20

in the ocean, being like a

1:04:22

summer lake day, I could go a

1:04:24

week without showering. Lake greater than ocean. Oh,

1:04:26

you feel so good coming out of

1:04:28

the lake. A day, someone, this was a

1:04:30

holiday too. A day on a lake

1:04:32

on a boat is so much better than

1:04:34

a day laying on the beach, in

1:04:36

my opinion. I'm a lake guy. Yeah. I

1:04:38

don't think I've ever been to a lake. I'm a

1:04:40

lake person. I don't think I

1:04:42

would love to go. We have to go.

1:04:44

Yeah, you got to go. Yeah, it's as good

1:04:47

as it gets because I love the Lake

1:04:49

Tahoe and just water. There's nothing better than Lake

1:04:51

Tahoe. I genuinely think that like that should

1:04:53

be put on the Where are the great things

1:04:55

of the world? How many is there 11? It

1:04:58

is in the winter. It's it gets cold

1:05:00

though. It does you could ski there though.

1:05:02

How cool that's amazing. It's about the

1:05:04

world Oh, this

1:05:07

is kind of related. Someone said sand

1:05:09

in your sheets is delightful and keeps me

1:05:11

in touch with nature. My girlfriend

1:05:13

would argue that because I lived on

1:05:15

the beach. Pro or against? She hated

1:05:17

it and I would just track sand

1:05:19

all in the house. When

1:05:22

I'm on vacation, And

1:05:25

they're saying in my bed, I'm like, I'm on vacation.

1:05:27

This is awesome. I'm clean. The sand isn't dirty. It's

1:05:30

not mud from your garden. But do you

1:05:32

like the feeling of it? I don't mind

1:05:34

it because on vacation. And even

1:05:36

when I lived down in Newport, I loved it because

1:05:38

I'm like, yeah, I walked on the beach just now and

1:05:40

I'm clean. I know I'm clean. My feet aren't dirty. There's

1:05:44

just a little bit of sand, a little bit of

1:05:46

grain. If nothing else, you're exfoliating between the sheets. That's

1:05:48

true. It's nice. But the argument

1:05:50

to that is, I tolerate it.

1:05:53

If there's sand in my bed, it's not like it's

1:05:55

the end of the world for me. But then

1:05:57

you wash the sheets, and you lay in bed, and

1:05:59

you're like, oh my god, this is comfortable. They

1:06:01

should appreciate. Yeah,

1:06:03

maybe it's worth it to just suffer through the

1:06:05

sand for a bit, so then it makes the

1:06:07

fresh sheets feel that much better. perspective to

1:06:09

take. That is a really perspective. I'm not, like,

1:06:11

obsessed with sand in my sheets. No. Yeah, it's

1:06:14

not, like, that's a hot take. Yeah, that's a hot

1:06:16

take. I don't agree with that. It's better. Yeah, I'm

1:06:18

just drawn to sand as a whole. Like, my mom

1:06:20

doesn't come as no surprise. My mom said I used

1:06:22

to eat sand, handfuls of it. I

1:06:24

think it tastes great. It's

1:06:26

not bad. I'd argue sometimes I'm pro

1:06:28

a little bit of sand in

1:06:30

my... jelly on the sandwich. That's horrible

1:06:32

That like is sensory to me

1:06:34

like I don't like that. Well, yeah,

1:06:36

I could I when I think

1:06:38

about it too much I hate it

1:06:40

It does also sand from around

1:06:42

the world is so different to like

1:06:44

yeah, I've been like to Louisiana,

1:06:46

Mississippi and felt their sand. It's like

1:06:48

brown sugar. It's It's like more

1:06:50

dusty. Yeah, like here. It's broken down

1:06:52

rock in California But there it's

1:06:55

like, you watch it. That's not the sand I

1:06:57

want in my sheets. That's dirt. Yeah, Miami was

1:06:59

coarse. That was the first thing I felt right

1:07:01

before those people started drowning. I was like, oh,

1:07:03

this is some coarse sand. You like we're taking

1:07:05

mental notes of the small thing. I'm being very

1:07:07

present right now before TMZ stands. Making small talk

1:07:09

like on the swim back end. Sand is pretty

1:07:11

coarse here. I'm picturing. The

1:07:16

sand is tough. I'm picturing you

1:07:18

as David Hasselhoff in the SpongeBob movie.

1:07:21

They're on his back. Yeah.

1:07:23

He's just moving like this. His head's

1:07:25

not even underwater. That

1:07:27

wasn't that glorious. Okay,

1:07:30

this one I do agree with. It's

1:07:33

embarrassing to use an umbrella. I

1:07:36

just don't like the idea of an umbrella.

1:07:38

I think I'd rather be wet than use an

1:07:40

umbrella. This is where my California really shines

1:07:42

is like, I don't have an umbrella. I never

1:07:44

one. I never owned one, yeah. Yeah. don't

1:07:46

even know where you would get an umbrella. Exactly.

1:07:48

The umbrella store? Yeah. So now that I've

1:07:50

got Buoy and I like, I have to walk

1:07:52

him every day, which is like, that was

1:07:54

one of the weirdest things getting used to is

1:07:56

having to walk in the morning and just

1:07:59

like... So when it rained for like two weeks

1:08:01

in LA, I'm like, all right, I'm

1:08:03

just going to wait for it to stop raining and I'm

1:08:05

like keeping my eye out waiting for it to stop raining

1:08:07

and then it wouldn't. So I'm like, all right, here we

1:08:09

go. I'm barefoot and board shorts because I know I'm going

1:08:11

to get wet. Yeah. So I'm just walking in the rain

1:08:13

and board shorts. And then like it

1:08:15

just clicked is like that's what umbrellas are for.

1:08:17

I like the I like the barefoot and

1:08:19

board. That's what I did with Max. I would

1:08:21

go out and people would be like, oh,

1:08:24

no, this guy is like. It's

1:08:26

super fun. Like there's a grass field and

1:08:28

we were like running around and I can walk

1:08:31

barefoot I've held an umbrella like a few

1:08:33

times in my life I think and I'm like

1:08:35

giving myself the ick and I don't know

1:08:37

why and it's wet It's like okay. We could

1:08:39

just knit like I think I'm better than

1:08:41

next in the rain. I don't know raincoat That's

1:08:43

the answer to all this is a raincoat,

1:08:45

but I don't have one of those see yeah

1:08:47

That's an easy place to go though. It's

1:08:50

a better direction to go than an umbrella you

1:08:52

go inside with an umbrella. What the hell? But

1:08:54

now it's raining in my house. What

1:08:56

the hell? Yeah, I think that's the setup

1:08:59

is a raincoat with a hood. Yeah

1:09:01

board shorts barefoot because then it's like all

1:09:03

the water is draining out You're still

1:09:05

a little bit warmer. I like a raincoat

1:09:07

and but it does get mushy in

1:09:09

there You're gonna want to jump in the

1:09:11

chlorine before you put the coat on

1:09:13

We have a bunch of these but we

1:09:15

I don't to hold you too long.

1:09:17

No we That was awesome. I

1:09:19

think I don't think I have anything after this

1:09:21

do I? Can we read through a couple of

1:09:23

these really quick? I just want to make sure.

1:09:25

Oh, no movie needs to be more than 100

1:09:28

minutes long. That's

1:09:30

an hour and 40 minutes

1:09:32

for my math freaks. Oh,

1:09:34

that's tough because some of the

1:09:37

best movies of all time were those

1:09:39

long movies that they just let

1:09:41

breathe. Yeah. Like like

1:09:43

Dear Hunter, I think is three hours long.

1:09:45

But like the reason it's so good is

1:09:47

because it's just so slow moving and real.

1:09:49

And if if fourth wing is a movie

1:09:51

like that I'll need that to be like

1:09:53

just three plus hours movies. Yeah, I hate

1:09:55

when they break it in half No, like

1:09:57

Dune did that and I read I just

1:09:59

finished that book and then I can't like

1:10:01

Do you like Dune the book or yeah,

1:10:03

well the movie no Well, so I've read

1:10:06

I finished the book and then the movie

1:10:08

happened and I was like oh this only

1:10:10

brought us like halfway through the first book

1:10:12

and I was like I don't

1:10:14

like when they do that, when they... Squid

1:10:16

games just did that to us. I don't know

1:10:18

if you watched that, but it was like, this

1:10:20

second season was just half of the season. Uh -huh.

1:10:23

Yeah, no, I don't like that. Dune...

1:10:26

I'm not Dune's audience, like, at all.

1:10:28

It's crazy. The books were good. I

1:10:30

actually... I wish I could it. I

1:10:32

haven't seen the second. Apparently

1:10:34

the second movie is so good. I

1:10:36

also don't I also don't I was

1:10:38

like I was reading the Wikipedia in

1:10:40

the theater and Still couldn't follow. No,

1:10:42

I was like where is Zendaya like

1:10:44

I thought she's in this movie and

1:10:46

then she's like hey and then she's

1:10:48

gone I don't even think Anyone talked

1:10:50

in the first movie. Did they the

1:10:53

worms maybe I watched on the plane,

1:10:55

so I Want to give it a

1:10:57

chance so everybody loved the second one

1:10:59

everyone did love the second first one

1:11:01

on the plane I can't say it

1:11:03

was amazing. Yeah, but I also agree

1:11:05

with what they're saying because I'm very

1:11:07

anxious and in a movie theater Yeah,

1:11:09

and if it's maybe after the first

1:11:11

hour I'm going and standing by the

1:11:13

exit and I'll watch a movie from

1:11:15

there and I'll stretch Oh you start

1:11:17

standing by the exit for Longer

1:11:19

than ten minutes. I'm

1:11:21

gonna start making scenarios up

1:11:23

in my head about

1:11:25

you And that's gonna make

1:11:27

me panic because I'm

1:11:29

starting to look for exits

1:11:31

other exits Vertically in

1:11:33

this pitch black movie theater

1:11:35

for an hour Where

1:11:37

do we go? I'm

1:11:40

like how high is it can I lift you

1:11:42

up and place where they're shooting the movie? I

1:11:45

agree with that one unless it's

1:11:47

a movie that I really like

1:11:49

and want more of. So selfishly,

1:11:52

yes and no. Ooh, this is

1:11:54

a good one for you. Shrimp is bugs. Did

1:11:58

you just say? Sounds like a bad

1:12:00

song or something. Shrimp is bugs? Bugs of

1:12:02

the sea. Shrimp is bugs.

1:12:05

Shrimp is bugs. So

1:12:10

I'll break it down for you. Is

1:12:12

this a hot take? Is this yours? No,

1:12:14

someone wrote this in. I'm serious, but

1:12:16

I'm aligned because I like their bugs. They're

1:12:18

underwater. a sentence? Shrimp

1:12:20

is bugs because they have six legs and

1:12:22

they live on the ground. They just live

1:12:24

the ocean floor. It's kind of like how

1:12:26

lobsters are like the garbage cleaners of the

1:12:28

sea. So then it's not, they're gross. A

1:12:30

poop sack? Like I'm not eating anything with

1:12:32

a poop sack. you eat the poop sack. It's

1:12:35

a vein poop sack. So it's fine. Don't

1:12:38

call me poop sack, Misty. Wait, what are

1:12:40

you talking about? You eat the sack. You

1:12:42

brought poop up again. The line in the

1:12:44

back of the shrimp? No, you don't eat

1:12:46

the poop sack, right? I think some people

1:12:48

do. Some people do, but I wouldn't do

1:12:50

that. Dylan wouldn't do

1:12:52

that. I meant to say. What

1:12:54

I meant to say is that

1:12:56

obviously I would not eat that.

1:12:58

Eat the poop sack. Yes. But

1:13:01

can you? Well, all

1:13:03

right, so all right, I've got

1:13:05

some stuff. You just open my brain

1:13:07

bugs. Okay, so I lobster fish

1:13:09

and you should come with me I

1:13:11

think you might enjoy it, but

1:13:13

so like we'll catch lobsters in in

1:13:15

like the Bay and Palsbury days

1:13:17

and stuff like that But it's I

1:13:19

always think about how like humiliating

1:13:21

it is to these lobsters so One,

1:13:23

again, I don't like killing, but

1:13:25

lobsters, you grab three and you eat

1:13:27

them. It's very like sustainable, better

1:13:30

than buying from the store. So

1:13:32

we'll go out there. Once you catch

1:13:34

them, the way you clean it and get

1:13:36

the poop sack out is you have

1:13:38

to break an antenna off. They like have

1:13:40

these long antennas and you stick it

1:13:42

up the butthole. Like an enema. Yeah. And

1:13:44

then when you pull it out, it

1:13:46

takes the whole. Poop track out. Okay. I

1:13:48

just want to circle back to the

1:13:50

fact that a bug, you know at the

1:13:52

end of the day It's a huge

1:13:54

bug like it's like a it's like a

1:13:56

dinosaur Jurassic Park bug. Yeah, it just

1:13:59

is wet. Yeah It shrimp is bugs. No,

1:14:01

it's shrimp is bugs. So that's what

1:14:03

I was I love shrimp. I know you

1:14:05

do last thing I'll say on that

1:14:07

is that when I'm traveling I stay away

1:14:09

from it Because I've seen

1:14:11

so many people get sick from crawfish and

1:14:13

stuff when they're traveling that like I will

1:14:15

stay away from that type of dish when

1:14:17

I'm traveling right that and that I'm Aligned

1:14:19

with you there. I just choose to do

1:14:21

that in every area of my life I

1:14:23

avoid the bugs, but I do love a

1:14:25

crawfish boil I'll say that I don't like

1:14:27

the fact that they cooked them alive in

1:14:29

fact in college when I would we would

1:14:31

be at these crawfish boils where it's like

1:14:35

sausage almost mispronounced sausage sausage corn

1:14:37

potatoes and then crawfish they dump

1:14:39

it on the table and it

1:14:42

was fun it was like a

1:14:44

darty it's like a college thing

1:14:46

in Texas and Louisiana and I

1:14:48

would go to the live crawfish

1:14:50

bag and I would put them

1:14:52

all in my pockets and I

1:14:55

would run to the Crick and

1:14:57

I would release them and then

1:14:59

one day we got an email

1:15:01

please stop releasing crawdads they're an

1:15:03

invasive species I was

1:15:05

like, oh no. Oh dear.

1:15:07

So I actually caused more harm than

1:15:09

good thinking I was saving the

1:15:11

crawdads. don't know that I know what

1:15:14

a crawdad looks like a lobster,

1:15:16

but it's really, it's this big. Yeah,

1:15:18

they're smaller. Suck it out and

1:15:20

I just can't stand any part of

1:15:22

the crawdad shrimp experience. Oh, yeah.

1:15:24

Do they taste more like a shrimp

1:15:26

or a lobster? Nothing. I

1:15:29

haven't tasted it. I know

1:15:31

that people love them. Okay.

1:15:35

Yeah, I do it looks just like

1:15:37

that's a scorpion. Yeah, see now you're

1:15:39

getting I'm you're seeing the bug I

1:15:41

now I'm seeing the but actually is

1:15:43

he what is a shrimp? Look

1:15:45

like when it's just like

1:15:47

swimming. Oh, they go backwards really

1:15:50

fast. Yeah. Oh, see I

1:15:52

that is a bug I didn't

1:15:54

know that that's what why

1:15:56

how does that morph into shrimp

1:15:58

cocktail boiled I'm definitely more

1:16:00

comfortable with shrimp cocktail. That's a

1:16:02

shrimp cocktail That's a

1:16:05

shrimp I Don't know what

1:16:07

the silver one it that the

1:16:09

silver one is a bug.

1:16:11

They're all bugs shrimp is bugs.

1:16:13

I Yeah, I don't like

1:16:15

that either. I actually want to

1:16:17

get a pet shrimp tank

1:16:19

because it's really cute. I follow

1:16:21

this account that does like

1:16:23

these livable Sustainable ecosystems, but like

1:16:25

many and you know obsessed

1:16:27

I am with like many yeah

1:16:29

things It's like this plant that

1:16:31

produces so much oxygen that you don't even

1:16:33

need to replace the water or anything. It cleans

1:16:35

the bowl. You don't have any filtration system

1:16:37

at all. And then the trout live in there.

1:16:40

And it's their little world. I want to get

1:16:42

that so bad. Have you seen what a seahorse

1:16:44

looks like? Like, you know what

1:16:46

a seahorse looks like? Yeah, how big would you assume they are?

1:16:49

I love where your head's at. The

1:16:52

size of my phone? I know the

1:16:54

answer. Yeah, super

1:16:56

small. Really so weird. I

1:16:58

think of them like a starfish. They get

1:17:00

big. I mean they get bigger, but just

1:17:02

I wish I had this for my oh,

1:17:04

that's a pretty big one The I wish

1:17:07

I had this for my brain that like

1:17:09

every time I can't think of a word

1:17:11

There's just a computer that shows me. It's

1:17:13

really it's really It's you saves our yeah

1:17:15

saves our asses that's smaller than a shrimp

1:17:17

They're so cute. Yeah, but not enough meat

1:17:19

on them to eat those guys. I've never

1:17:21

seen one in real life though I don't

1:17:23

even know where they either love that the

1:17:27

The guy's just cupping him like that.

1:17:29

Oh, you were gonna say that

1:17:31

the man gets pregnant. Yeah, I thought

1:17:33

that's you're gonna say does the

1:17:35

woman not get pregnant Actually, I don't

1:17:38

think it's man and woman. I

1:17:40

think it's The male the male gets

1:17:42

pregnant wait till Trump finds out

1:17:44

about seahorses She's gonna ban him in

1:17:46

the Gulf of America no more

1:17:48

seahorse man Should

1:17:56

we do one more? Yeah, we'll call it. And then,

1:17:58

yeah, you pick one more. I can't even go to

1:18:00

America. No, you can't.

1:18:02

Um, okay. Oh,

1:18:06

yeah, you pick one. Oh, me?

1:18:08

Yeah. Dylan. You're asking me

1:18:10

to read? Yeah, let's see. I

1:18:12

do want to just say this one because

1:18:14

I don't know if I... This one girl wrote

1:18:17

in and said, I don't believe makeup carries

1:18:19

germs and most of mine is from lost and

1:18:21

founds. So I just wanted

1:18:23

to say that out loud. Makeup? Or

1:18:25

makeup which like I know people clean

1:18:27

their yeah stuff and so there is

1:18:29

germs It's a kind of like chapstick

1:18:31

where you could just if you're borrowing

1:18:33

someone's chapstick You just kind of put

1:18:35

the top layer on your hand. guess

1:18:37

you put it all over your face

1:18:39

and stuff I don't know but they

1:18:41

definitely it does so I don't even

1:18:43

think that's like a matter of like

1:18:45

if you believe it or not But

1:18:47

you just does you could swap out

1:18:49

the brush like you don't need to

1:18:51

use their brush But let's say you

1:18:53

found some makeup yeah got a new

1:18:55

brush dust it out all their germs

1:18:57

then it should be safe So you

1:18:59

just take the antenna off and shove

1:19:01

it up your ass and then it's

1:19:03

Yeah, I mean if your lost amount

1:19:05

makeup has germs, I don't know what

1:19:07

to tell you Unless you're cleaning it.

1:19:10

It doesn't sound like you are okay

1:19:12

Dylan any of these really reaching out.

1:19:14

Yeah, they're pretty funny Ryan Reynolds is

1:19:16

the most plan -looking guy, but somehow

1:19:18

is very oh every straight man's fantasy.

1:19:20

Yeah I'll

1:19:23

ignore that one. Five

1:19:25

nine guys is

1:19:27

greater. Yeah. What

1:19:29

do you think? I

1:19:31

mean, I would say they're

1:19:33

normally quicker. Like

1:19:36

if we're

1:19:38

playing tag or

1:19:40

something When

1:19:42

a five nine

1:19:44

guy is

1:19:46

on my team

1:19:48

playing tag

1:19:50

Are you playing

1:19:52

tag? I wanted

1:19:54

to set up a big game

1:19:57

where we all had like a

1:19:59

GoPro and played like the little

1:20:01

kid version of tag That's so

1:20:03

fun. That would be fine, but

1:20:05

I wouldn't be very fast cuz

1:20:07

I'm not five nine. I don't

1:20:09

know That's also I also got

1:20:11

a pretty bad scar on my

1:20:13

leg from tag. I ran into

1:20:15

a planter pot. Oh Yeah, one

1:20:18

of those playing tag ran too

1:20:20

hard I retired that day haven't

1:20:22

played since did you ever play

1:20:24

stuck in the mud when you

1:20:26

were little hell no, no, okay

1:20:28

never mind that it's actually not

1:20:30

relevant Well We can we can

1:20:32

end on playing I do like that Irish goodbyes

1:20:34

are rude. Okay. I love an Irish I do

1:20:36

too love it If you know you're gonna see

1:20:38

him again soon like you don't need you don't

1:20:40

need to do the whole I'm never gonna see

1:20:42

you again What yeah this whole song and dance

1:20:44

and I also love that someone else wrote in

1:20:46

said they're actually completely morally sound if you know

1:20:48

you're gonna go around and It's gonna bring the

1:20:50

vibes down for you to be like I'm leaving

1:20:52

I don't want anyone to tell me to stay

1:20:54

You know, because then it's like, I don't want

1:20:56

to do that. Well, also, it's just like someone

1:20:58

fun is leaving. It's like, oh, wait, you're leaving.

1:21:00

Like, should we leave? You know, it's like, yeah,

1:21:02

you want them to stay in that moment of

1:21:04

fun longer and not be affected by you leaving.

1:21:06

And then you want them to be like, oh,

1:21:08

did they leave? It's like, let them

1:21:10

figure it out when they figure it out.

1:21:13

totally. I'm sober. That

1:21:15

was good. Mr. Cougar,

1:21:18

Mr. Funny today. That

1:21:20

was good. What else do you have to say

1:21:22

me in the right spot? Yeah,

1:21:26

we can wrap. We can wrap. Thank you

1:21:28

so much for coming, Dylan. fun. I'll definitely come

1:21:30

back if I'm interested. Yeah, we would to.

1:21:33

And Bowie, sweet boy. Bowie, you come

1:21:35

back too. He's right at home. He

1:21:37

might have to stay. Where'd

1:21:39

your toy go? Oh, there it is.

1:21:41

Oh, Mimba Ball. Well, Dylan, thank

1:21:43

you so much. Thank you so much. We

1:21:45

love you. That was so easy. Oh my god.

1:21:48

Yeah. No, thank you guys. That was fun.

1:21:50

Thank my friends. Yeah, new

1:21:52

friends. Yeah. Let's travel somewhere. Let's

1:21:54

do it. I would love would love to. love love love

1:21:56

to. to. to. I to. love

1:21:58

to. I would to. I

1:22:00

would really bad at ending episodes. Let's

1:22:02

promo anything. yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll toss it

1:22:04

on. I I guess

1:22:06

my YouTube channel, that'd be

1:22:08

fun. Instagram's where I do

1:22:10

most things. That's where you keep up with

1:22:12

my everyday adventures. But YouTube's stuff I'm proud

1:22:15

of. So go check that out. And I

1:22:17

can't vouch for it enough. It is such

1:22:19

a comfort show to have on. And I'm

1:22:21

traveling a lot in hotels. You just pop

1:22:23

it on. You get some

1:22:25

gummy bears, which is what I did

1:22:27

last time. just binge It was awesome. I

1:22:29

appreciate that. you watch the aphron family

1:22:31

vacation and love that one. that was great.

1:22:33

Well, thank you so much, dude. We

1:22:35

appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you guys for

1:22:37

listening. guys, And we will see you.

1:22:40

Bye Bye. This

1:22:42

week, I'm close friends. How

1:22:46

How did that happen? I

1:22:49

can't get over how much this looks like me. I

1:22:54

would feel comfortable talking about Dylan

1:22:56

for the next hour. I love

1:22:58

rescue dogs. What are you thinking?

1:23:00

It's literally like we're talking about

1:23:02

Dylan right as soon as he

1:23:04

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