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Based on the February 2024
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Nelson Report. It
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happens on this show all the
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time. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in
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the morning. The older folks love
3:12
complaining about how kids these days
3:14
won't be able to function like
3:16
back in Brooke's time when you
3:18
had to call your mother to
3:21
pick you up from typewriter class
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on your beeper. It
3:25
was a pager A and I
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did not have a typewriter class, Jeff. You
3:30
would know the best, but on the
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flip side, younger generations are whining about
3:34
how boomers aren't able to function in
3:36
the modern age, either. Yeah, it's really
3:38
bad. And the reason I bring this
3:40
up is because a popular publication just
3:42
put out a list of common skills
3:44
that boomers are shocked. Gen Zers don't
3:46
know. Oh, okay. I
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thought we were shaming boobers for the next
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couple minutes. Now, boobers are shaming
3:53
Gen Z. We're going to ask Alexis
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about some of these to see
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how true they really are. Let's start
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with how to read Roman
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numerals. Oh, God, it's so tricky. Let's
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give Alexis a test. What
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does XXV stand for? Oh,
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I don't know. 205.
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No, 22, 22, maybe it's...
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You're so close! Really? 220! 220!
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Oh. You're way too far. It's
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25. X is
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10. V
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is 5. Oh, that's IV
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is 4. V is 6.
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What is the hundred? Apparently
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no generations know how to do reumonumerals
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anymore. Oh, where do you learn
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that? At the Super Bowl. Yeah, exactly. That's
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the only time it's ever useful. It's the most
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important event of the entire year. The next
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one, we've actually talked about it. few times
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on the show, Gen Z doesn't know how to
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write in cursive. Oh, yeah. Because they just
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don't teach it in class anymore, right, Alexis? Yeah,
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I can do my name barely. You guys have seen
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my signature. My kids are learning
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cursive in class. It's not required,
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but they do learn it. But
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the only time I use it is the one time a year I
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sign a check. Yeah, my autograph is
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in cursive. That's about it. What about
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next? How to drive a stick shift? Oh,
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yeah. Dude, can
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barely drive my car.
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It feels so good to drive
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a stick shift. I haven't
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driven one in years It is
5:16
so fun when you balance
5:18
that clutch. Yeah, I'm sure I
5:20
could wing it Can you imagine
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Alexis on a hill
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I think we have
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a summer challenge
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video in mind
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now No, that's how
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my dad taught me to drive he dropped me off in
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the middle of a city and said, all right, see you
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at home. Yeah, it
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was actually, I was buying a car
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from a pawn shop. No, this
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is a true story. Yeah. Were you
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kidnapped as a child? I said, well,
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why can't I drive your truck? He's
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gets also stick. Here
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we go. The
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day Brooke learned how to drive a stick
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and turn a trick. Pretty
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cool stuff going on at the pawn shop.
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We're talking about a list that's and viral
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of the top things. Boomers can't believe
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Gen Z does not know how to do.
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So far, Alexis is confirming O for
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three on these. What about
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this one? How to use a manual
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can opener? Oh, I can do
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it. They're hard. I can do it. I
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got one of the button you press and it goes. Yeah.
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I need one of
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those. How to write a check. Most
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Gen Zers don't know how to write a check. Yeah.
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I mean, I could probably fill it out.
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At least the numbers part. Yeah, she'd be really
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good at how to bounce a check. There
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you go. She couldn't sign the
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check because she has an recursive. Oh, yeah.
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No, I can kind of do my name, remember? Oh,
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right. I got it. And also, how
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to do basic handyman skills like changing a
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light fixture. Do you know how to do that?
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Well, what's a fixture? A fixture or a
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bulb? Do you even know what a fixture is?
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Are we talking a lamp? Yeah, not one that you
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plug in. It's like one that's attached in the
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wall. It could be a... know, usually it's hanging in
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the middle of the room. No, not the bowl. The thing
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the bowl. Why would I fix that? Sometimes
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it breaks. To be fair, though, boomers are
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like passing judgment. They didn't know how to do that
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when they were 20. You know? Like,
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if you talk to your parents, they just
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learned it eventually. We would have so
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many angry boomers texting into the show if
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they knew how to text in. But now, disagreeing.
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Oh, my mom is mad at you. But again,
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these are the top things that Jen Ziers
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don't know how to do. And we're
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coming down to the final three ones here.
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Alexis, I'm going to ask you this
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specifically. Do you know how to unclog a
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toilet using a plunger? Oh. Why don't
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you just stick the plunger stick in? Pretty
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much. Well, yeah. Nobody answered for her.
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I want to hear how she would
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do it start to finish. I would just
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take it and just hit it against the toilet sort
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of. Not against
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in the bowl, but just kind of hit it.
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Wait, how do you think
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a plunger works? Well, I
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don't know. It pushes everything out
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or something. It
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pulls everything up. Ew!
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It comes out? That's
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disgusting. saying? Well,
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we don't like little rabbit -pallet poops
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if you Okay, now we
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have challenge
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number two number
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two
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How to address a piece
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of mail Alexis, I can
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do that not a man No,
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yeah. I know how to address male. No, no,
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I know your name goes in the middle, and then you got to
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buy a stamp, and you can put it on. Okay, and where
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does the return address go? In a corner,
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the corner. Which corner? The left.
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Yeah! Which left? Give her a ding -dong
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Which left? There's an upper corner and a
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bottom corner. It's the upper. There you
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go. I know that. I'm just saying,
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and the number one thing boomers
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can't believe, Gen Z doesn't know how
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to do, how to read a
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map and figure out directions without GPS.
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Paper mat no people say
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go north right now in this
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studio point to north. It's very
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simple. Oh, well, I know cuz
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I can see the free way
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that is that is Okay,
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we are what
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are we oh
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for 14 on
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that one Oh,
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she got the mail. think I could do
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a check. One for 14. You could survive
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the apocalypse. be fine. Those were
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the top things. I'm sorry,
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I get over the North. Just the confidence
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in pointing these. Well, this one's an
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easy one. Thanks, Ashton, for pointing now. That
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