0:01

Second, d Brook,

0:04

you like it when a guy knows exactly

0:06

what he wants? Right? Yeah? Absolutely,

0:08

But that's an attractive quality. Oh sure?

0:11

Do you like it when a guy knows exactly what he

0:13

doesn't want? I mean, if he's not I

0:15

don't need to hear about that.

0:20

I think it's good for him as a person, But I

0:22

think usually that means that he doesn't want me,

0:24

So I don't want to you

0:27

know, up right, just keep

0:29

it to yourself. I'm just bringing it up because one of our listeners

0:31

says he likes one thing,

0:33

and that's curvy women. Okay,

0:36

but not a unique thing. He says he believes

0:38

women on dating apps are abusing that term,

0:41

and I'm curious to know what he means

0:44

by that. So, Glenn, Glenn,

0:48

welcome to the show man. Hey, thanks

0:50

for having me out today.

0:55

It's kind of like, shouldn't be describing

0:57

themselves that way? Well, I don't know what

0:59

he means. Can you tell us what you mean? Like? What do you why

1:01

do you think people are abusing the term curvy?

1:04

Well, everyone tries to make themselves sound

1:07

as as attractive as possible on these things,

1:09

but curvy is you know,

1:11

the old cartoons, the classic. You get your hands

1:13

and you make the hourglass shape you want, like you

1:15

mean the unobtainable measurements of Barbie.

1:18

Is that what you're talking about? No,

1:20

not even that, Like, no, no, I like

1:22

a real woman with curbs. If I wanted a twelve

1:24

year old boy, I date a twelve year old boy. But no,

1:32

Yeah,

1:36

okay, So I'm just trying to understand what

1:38

you're saying. You're Glenn, what you're saying, Do

1:41

we want more clation? I'm

1:43

just trying to, you know, see his perspective.

1:46

He thinks women of all shapes use the

1:48

term curvy too liberally. Yes,

1:51

yes, because you have to have a curve up top,

1:53

a curve down bottom, but in the middle it's got to

1:55

taper in a little bit, so you have a

1:57

clear, definitive waste area.

2:00

So you're saying that like your date shut up and didn't match

2:02

her description. Is that what you're trying to get to? No,

2:05

no, no, I I just took me a long time

2:07

to find the kind of girl that I was looking for on

2:09

the on the dating apps. Okay, Glenn, what

2:11

did you like about her outside of her physical

2:13

appearance? Well, what was her name or

2:16

does it doesn't even matter. Tell

2:20

us more about her. Her name's Megan.

2:23

And one of the things, one of the things

2:25

that I said when I was looking for the date was

2:27

I'm looking for a nature girl,

2:29

like a nature nerd. I love going hiking. Okay,

2:32

I know there's over nine hundred

2:34

different types of fig trees. I know there's

2:36

one breed of wasp that pollinates them.

2:38

Like I know these things. It's it's a it's a big

2:40

hobby of mine. Many do you need a girl that's

2:43

curvy and knows that stuff too well,

2:45

at least can pretend to be interested.

2:48

If not the I

2:53

think it's attractive. I don't know about Alexis, but I think it's attractive

2:56

when people have like a like a nerd out

2:58

on something, like have a true

3:00

passion. That's a good sign, I think if

3:03

they're actually not nerds. Though. Yeah, I

3:06

know my focus is kind of narrow. But again,

3:09

that's why I'm on the dating site, so that I can

3:11

find someone kind of sort of will

3:13

match. That is that what you did for your date?

3:15

You guys? Went outside? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I

3:17

found a site where you can print out these lists of nature

3:20

scavenger hunts. Said, well, this would

3:22

be really cool. Yeah, I do that for my kids.

3:27

What do you mean, like find a heart

3:29

shaped rock? Is that what you mean? Yeah,

3:31

stuff like that. Yeah, so we can

3:33

go out for a walk and talk and

3:35

kind of get to know each other and just explore

3:38

nature. And that sounds fun.

3:41

Well it was okay, Oh

3:43

just okay. Yeah, the checklist that

3:45

I had, I didn't think

3:47

it would be a big deal. But there's things

3:49

like find a wild mushroom, find

3:51

some feathers, find a butterfly.

3:54

I think I know what the problem is here. The butterflies

3:56

weren't proportionate enough. Is that what it is? Not

3:59

curving? Yeah, they're two round?

4:01

You want those monarchs with an hour glass shape.

4:07

We're just messing around with you, Glenn. Did

4:11

Megan seem to have any fun? Well,

4:13

you know, it got a little less friendly

4:16

as the day wore on because we couldn't

4:18

find a damn thing. Like I was getting

4:20

a little frustrated. You're getting frustrated

4:22

over your list. Oh

4:25

yes, over the lack of being able to find

4:27

anything on this damn list. They had

4:30

ants in an ant hill on the list

4:32

and we couldn't find ants. We couldn't find

4:34

anything. Is

4:37

this how is this was this your mood

4:39

as the list became more

4:43

obtained. I did you show your frustration

4:45

to Megan? I think

4:47

it kind of leaked through because I'm going

4:49

I finally got a date with a girl that I

4:51

am attracted to, and we're doing something

4:54

that she's she's willing to be interested

4:56

in, and we can have a good time and get

4:58

to know each other, and now nothing else

5:00

is working out and like a

5:03

jacket. Ye, honestly,

5:05

I don't think she really

5:08

probably cared about completing your scavenger

5:10

huns Well, tell us how it ended, because we got

5:12

to wrap this up soon. So at

5:15

the edge of the park there's a food truck. So we went over

5:17

to the food truck and we got corn dogs

5:19

and oh

5:21

yeah, no, it's terrific. We're

5:25

sitting on a step, we're eating them, we're finishing up, and

5:27

she just goes really nice meeting you,

5:29

and then I have to

5:31

go I have to meet up with my roommate for a

5:34

work thing. Yeah.

5:36

I have a question. Why are we calling her? Is

5:39

this because this is the only woman

5:41

that has ever matched with you? And I, you

5:43

know, like you have very very high

5:45

standards and specific requests

5:47

here. It's just sort of up with so much potential

5:50

and the ants had to ruin

5:52

it for you, So we're gone. Yeah,

5:54

the lack of the ants would have saved it for

5:56

me. Answer it for

5:59

me? Well, at the wouldn't step up for

6:01

you? We will right now. We're gonna call

6:03

Megan and we're gonna ask her why she isn't

6:05

wanting another date. Why. Well,

6:07

I'm going to try and convince her to give you another

6:12

We're gonna give her a reason why to go out with him

6:14

one more time? How about that, Brooke, you think of that during

6:16

the break, We'll come back call Megan. You get your second

6:18

date update right after this. Thank you, guys, Thank you

6:20

very much. Right hold on, man. You

6:24

know what's funny is when you think of your

6:26

social circle, and this is true

6:29

a lot of the times, it's the people you

6:31

didn't get along with at first who

6:33

later go on to become your closest friends

6:36

and even lovers. So

6:40

I think Brooke might be coming after

6:42

you so hard right now because she

6:44

actually has a little bit of a crush

6:47

on you

6:50

would read it that way. Have

6:52

you seen a picture of her online? Because

6:55

Brooke, would you describe yourself as Kurvey? Uh?

6:58

No, oh, how would you descri I

7:00

have the flattest booty ever? Describe

7:04

myself as kurvy, You're like a little

7:06

flat back. Uh

7:09

no, no, uh. Like I said, I know, it's

7:11

a unicorn that I'm looking for here, but a

7:14

curby girl who was into nature and

7:16

just a great conversation. Can you check to

7:18

at least two of them? I don't know, but I'm

7:20

talking about me anymore like

7:23

a potato. Yet, what

7:26

are you offering? You know, like you're asking

7:28

for such like high I'd like to hear

7:31

this too. Yeah, what are you bringing

7:33

to the table for this unicorn? Sounds like

7:35

someone's interesting. Yeah, I just

7:39

I'm doubting. Well,

7:43

you know, I'm I'm reasonably smart,

7:45

I'm educated, taking interest

7:47

in a wide variety of jecks. I try not to

7:49

be cliche, which is why I try to find stupid

7:52

things like nature scavenger, hunch a

7:54

nature. We know that. And he's also humble. You only

7:56

called himself reasonably smart. Yeah,

7:58

I know what I like, but I respect

8:01

women. I love women, and I

8:03

just want to find the right one, that's all. And he feels

8:06

like the right one was Megan, who he met

8:08

online and they went on a scavenger hunt.

8:10

Unfortunately, he did get a little bit frustrated

8:13

when he couldn't find some of the things on their list, like

8:15

ants. So he's hoping that didn't

8:17

blow it for him. And we're going to find out if

8:19

we can get you another chance here, all right, And no

8:21

matter what, Glenn, I'll have a little offline

8:23

conversation with you. Well,

8:27

I told you the flat boot. He does not do

8:29

it for me. Are you about to appreciate your I

8:33

don't think he's joking. He's little

8:36

to Megan. So let's call her and see what she has

8:38

to say. Here we go, I'm a dot number right now. Hello,

8:49

Hello is this Megan? Oh god? Yeah,

8:52

hey Megan. Can we apologize now? Why

8:55

we want to talk to you a little bit? Megan? When you're on the radio

8:57

show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm

9:00

sorry? What what is this? Oh?

9:02

Well, just no, I'm on your side. We're

9:07

talking about it. It's important

9:09

to start out the games. We're

9:11

a morning show, Megan, and we do a segment

9:14

on our show called a second Date Update. That's what

9:16

this is. We're trying to help one of our listeners

9:18

who went on a date with you. Recently. His name

9:20

is Glenn. Do you remember Glenn? Uh?

9:23

Yeah, yeah I do. I don't know

9:25

why you're calling me about him, though.

9:27

Well, he said that he had this

9:29

big idea to do a nature scavenger hunt

9:32

and it was going okay, and then he got a

9:34

little bit frustrated when certain

9:36

things in nature weren't making themselves

9:38

appear to you, guys, I think what it was is

9:40

that he had the idea of a perfect date

9:43

for you and it wasn't panning out,

9:45

and so he let his frustrations get the

9:47

better of him. Do you agree with that. Well,

9:50

he seems to have a temper and

9:54

it wasn't it wasn't necessarily it wasn't

9:56

focused on me per se. But

9:59

he would go m zero to just

10:01

letting loose a string of curses because

10:03

you couldn't find the ants on the checklist.

10:06

And he was so into

10:08

it. He had this laser focus on completing

10:10

this task and he was getting red faced

10:13

and really bad about him.

10:16

That is such a we spoke to him. We

10:18

didn't get that impression at all, did not, because

10:20

I have that impression to

10:25

hear that, But like

10:27

this guy, I mean, did you

10:29

tell him to calm down? Well, I was.

10:31

I was trying to redirect, was

10:33

trying to ask about himself.

10:36

I was trying to find out his other interests,

10:38

and instead he would start giving me

10:40

this litany of facts like

10:42

the Latin name for dandelion and what

10:45

who were the pollinators for it? And I was

10:48

like, I'd rather know about you. Um

10:50

so my understanding. You're at like, that's the reason

10:52

that you're not calling him back because you felt

10:55

maybe a little bit of a temper. I mean, that's

10:57

one of them. Oh, there's more red flags.

11:00

Well. The other one was that the man that I

11:02

met that day didn't match

11:04

up with the man that was described

11:07

in his profile. Really, oh,

11:10

I am very interested in the

11:14

way he described himself a beast. On the photos I

11:16

saw, he described his build as athletic,

11:19

and that really appealed to me because I go rafting.

11:21

I love that stuff. Okay, that's

11:24

great, But he

11:27

said he looked athletic, and when you

11:29

showed up, what did he look like to

11:31

you? Well, he looked he looked

11:33

softer. Okay, that's

11:35

a kind way to say it. Yeah,

11:38

I don't know about all that. He just didn't look as

11:40

sturdy as in his photos. And and he

11:42

was getting winded while we were just walking around

11:44

that park. I know he was getting mad, but

11:46

I was paying attention to the fact that he was getting out

11:48

of breath. Why aren't you getting outraged

11:51

at her for you're

11:56

telling about that, and

12:00

honesty of it all is amazing

12:03

hypocrisy, the apocrisy of you

12:05

right now because the athletic

12:07

body style is unattainable that

12:10

they show Men's Health magazine. We

12:12

started the conversation and he was moaning

12:14

about how women mislabeled themselves

12:17

and how horrible they are for calling themselves

12:19

Kirby, and then he has

12:21

the audacity to mislabel himself.

12:25

We're finding out a little bit too much information

12:28

at this point, a little oversharing, And I need

12:30

to let you know at this point that Glenn

12:32

is on the other line and has

12:34

been hearing all of this. O Hi,

12:37

O, Hi, got

12:41

your tail between your legs on that one. Well,

12:44

you know, I don't know if I was out of breath so

12:46

much, but I was. I was a little breathless

12:48

in your presence. I guess, Glenn,

12:54

what do you think of that she doesn't think that you're athletic

12:57

looking? Well, you

12:59

know, every one goes through cycles. Everyone

13:01

has, you know, good good weeks, bad

13:03

weeks. So wait, so you're asking

13:06

for a little bit of empathy maybe

13:08

a little bit of course. Yeah, of

13:10

course, you know everyone's work in progress.

13:13

Everyone. That's a really smart thing

13:15

to say. Yeah, maybe if you actually

13:17

gave that to other people then you would receive

13:20

it back the empathy

13:23

lost. No. Yeah,

13:25

I'm just I'm just speechless there

13:27

because No, I think she's perfect the way she

13:29

is. I just I'm just I'm just so

13:31

frustrated, aggravated with myself,

13:34

or get aggravated Broy

13:38

Megan, we haven't heard from you. I mean, what now

13:40

you can talk to Glenn and tell him, tell him about

13:42

his soft body and have disappointed. Well,

13:47

I'm a call so I don't think I need to repeat

13:49

myself. I didn't mean

13:52

any offense. If I offend you, no,

13:54

I know I can. I can definitely

13:56

work on the softness. I guess

13:58

there's not much I can do about the butterflies

14:01

and migration. Okay,

14:03

you're still worried about the Glenn.

14:06

I mean, why are you using old photos again?

14:09

Another fault of mine. I put up a couple of old

14:11

photos. I haven't updated my photos and yeah,

14:13

put on a few pounds and then that's my fault

14:15

too. Everything. You

14:18

don't beat yourself up over it. I

14:22

very like his cushion, so wouldn't hurt his bad.

14:25

But Glenn, we

14:27

want to help you here, man, we want to get you another day.

14:29

Maybe if we could just end with you saying

14:32

one nice thing about Glenn, that would help Glenn, because

14:34

I think what Glench would work on is maybe himself

14:36

for a while. I yeah,

14:39

I'm I do agree with that, all

14:41

right, So let's think of one nice thing to say.

14:43

I would say the nicest thing that

14:46

I noticed you had going for yourself were

14:48

your manners and how you treated me. Yeah,

14:51

that's a real positive Glenn. What do

14:53

you think of that? Glen? I certainly

14:56

appreciate that, and like I

14:58

said, I try to be as respectful

15:01

as as possible. Uh maybe maybe

15:03

the frustration that I point to myself, I

15:05

should probably have a few more manners towards

15:07

myself too. But yeah, that that's a moment

15:10

of growth. It's nice to yourself, budd Okay

15:12

maybe, But the stating thing, this this

15:14

jungle of dating thing, it's it's horrible. So

15:18

I probably just got over excited that I

15:20

thought I actually found someone I could connect with. Okay,

15:22

well, let's get out of the jungle and let's just go back

15:24

to the park. And we want to send you on a date

15:27

that we will pay for, like a little bit of a redo.

15:30

What do you think of that? Uh, Glen,

15:33

If if we can do something where

15:35

you can be a little more curious about me

15:38

and less about the greenery

15:40

the environment, I would

15:42

say yes to another that

15:46

it was nice. Don't know if he's

15:49

smart, Glenn. I

15:52

would love another chance. And I am very

15:54

curious about you. I'm super curious about you,

15:56

and I promise I will try as hard as

15:58

I can to not get in my own way and and

16:01

screw things up. Okay, well, look at

16:03

that. It's a successful second date

16:05

update, even though Brooke tried to sabotage

16:07

it the entire time with her flat behind.

16:12

Don't worry, Brook, there's someone out there for you to Brooke

16:16

and Jeffrey in the morning,