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you're recording here, right? Yeah, no. I thought you

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1:45

up. I've got to get off the things

1:47

off the the power. I thought it was

1:49

the cold tablets. Hang on a minute. But

1:52

you need to step up to our level. Matthew

1:54

and I are at a level and we

1:56

need you to join us frankly. OK, I'm

1:58

in regional radio right now. I'm

2:00

in Makai. There's probably some really great

2:02

stuff. There's not. Let's be honest. Let's

2:04

be honest. Let's start. Can we be

2:06

real? It's secrets and sparkles. We've got

2:08

these sparkles, but Matthew and I've got

2:10

Vapes. Do you want one? I'm going

2:12

on, I keep. I'm going way too

2:15

long. I know, I'm feeling sick. Is

2:17

this what you bought Matthew? Yeah. There's

2:19

another one here. Yeah, you can have

2:21

that if you want to have that

2:23

if you. I've got that if you.

2:25

I've got that if you. I've got

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a spare. I've got it if you.

2:29

I've got it if you. I've got

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it if you. I've got a spare.

2:33

I've got a spare. I've got it

2:35

as a spare. I've got it as

2:37

a spare. I've got it as a

2:39

spare. I've got it as a spare.

2:41

I've got it as a spare. I've

2:43

got it as a spare. I've got

2:46

it as Great. No, yeah, but do

2:48

you get sick after a point? Yeah.

2:50

But like most drugs, like like cigarettes

2:52

and heroin, if you just work through

2:54

that initial nausea, you're fine. Yeah, you

2:56

really, your body adapts. I'll keep that.

2:58

Yeah, you really, your body adapts. Yeah,

3:00

I'll keep that on. Yeah, your body

3:02

adapts. Yeah, your body adapts, just keep

3:04

that old blokes have. They're so intense.

3:06

You're a fan of Joe Rogan. I

3:08

should work through them. Oh, look, obviously

3:10

I'm upset with Joe at the moment.

3:12

What do you mean you're upset with

3:14

Joe? Well, because of the election. But

3:17

hang on, do we really believe that

3:19

he swayed the election? Yeah, I know,

3:21

but I think that he is on

3:23

the edge of the misogyny culture that's

3:25

absolutely, you know, taking over America. And

3:27

in Joe Rogan's case. He reminds me

3:29

a lot of Kyle Sandlands, which I

3:31

know a lot of people will love,

3:33

that comparison, but I think he's in

3:35

many ways an innocent idiot. Yeah, I

3:37

also think he's nothing like Kyle Sandlands,

3:39

and that he's, I think he's much

3:41

more gentle. Yeah, but what I mean

3:43

is, his conversation is very gentle. When

3:45

they say something damaging, when they say...

3:48

He doesn't correct them. But I don't

3:50

think they are trying to, you know,

3:52

set up... an agenda or against women

3:54

or against anybody. I think they're just

3:56

chatting it out. I think they're both

3:58

idiots in the way that if

4:00

they find out, they go, oh, shit, sorry, that's

4:02

not what I meant. And they'll apologize and

4:04

they're like, I'm just trying to learn, I'm learning,

4:06

learning, and I believe that they both are.

4:08

But I think where is those other people like?

4:10

you think it's the same when we're in the

4:12

room right now? Yeah, of course. And you and

4:14

I and Matthew, we're all just talking it out.

4:17

But there will be people listening going, and they'll

4:19

be furious at the, we're not addressing something that

4:21

we just said. I think that's the

4:23

problem. No, but it is. But I also think

4:25

at the other extreme, you've got people like Andrew

4:27

Tate, who are actively a dickhead. He

4:29

is. He's a clear, everyone knows that

4:31

guy's a dickhead. Not everyone. Well, the

4:33

majority of people that have a brain

4:35

know that guy's a dickhead, right? Teenage

4:37

boys, even here in Australia, in classes

4:39

with my kids, are spruiking Andrew Tate.

4:41

Yeah, and that's very clear that it's

4:43

wrong. I don't think Joe's anywhere

4:46

in that territory. I think Joe is

4:48

very much on the edge of a

4:50

conversationalist. Yeah, but he lets a

4:52

lot of stuff through that is misogynist,

4:54

that is lots of things because he's an

4:56

idiot. And

4:58

let's also be honest, it's probably some

5:00

of it he would believe. Right, so the

5:02

thing is, and I guess with freedom of

5:04

speech, he's allowed to just go with, I'm

5:06

not saying what he does is right, but

5:08

he's allowed to just go with the conversation

5:10

wherever it ends up going. But also, as

5:12

we've just mentioned, a lot of the time

5:14

he's so fucking stoned. Yeah. I mean, if

5:17

you and I did this show and I

5:19

was ripped, I imagine the

5:21

shit it. We have done a few, haven't

5:23

we? No, I've never been stoned on this show.

5:25

No, but you've pissed. You and I did

5:27

it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you did Oh, you and

5:29

I, no, haven't we finished? No. we finished

5:31

recording? Yeah, you guys were We did it at

5:33

the beginning of an episode once. I remember

5:35

it. In the hotel room. See, you can't believe

5:37

a word I say. That's the message, see?

5:39

at the end of that episode, you asked me

5:41

if I'd be up for getting a prostitute

5:44

into the room. Did I? And I rejected you.

5:46

You are lying about that. No, that is

5:48

on record. Oh, really? You are, and it's on

5:50

record that I said... See what can Not today,

5:52

mate. Look at who else is an idiot.

5:54

I am. No, Sometimes I'm just an innocent idiot.

5:56

I'm just astoned. Who was offended? I wasn't

5:58

offended. Were you offended? No. I remember that night

6:00

we went and got a wonderful dinner, I got

6:02

a matriciana. And we made that beautiful waitress that

6:05

night. No, that wasn't the night. Yeah, so you're

6:07

not, no, this is the night that you wrapped

6:09

it up when I was halfway through a beer

6:11

and I was really pissed off and I said,

6:13

you're not having that bloody peace pipe anymore, you

6:16

ruined it. No, the hot night was a great

6:18

night and you and you and I kicked on

6:20

and ended up, you got cracked on by the

6:22

lady in the lady in the lady in the

6:24

wheelchair. You got cracked on by the lady in the

6:26

lady in the lady in the wheelchair. But

6:28

she was way thirsty. Anyway, I've just

6:31

proven my point that I too

6:33

can just be a loose idiot

6:35

sometimes, bit stoned, whatever. And sometimes

6:37

you say things. Sometimes you say

6:39

things. Sometimes you say to a co-worker, should

6:41

we get an escort tonight? And I

6:43

said not tonight. And my response wasn't,

6:45

I think I said never say never

6:48

though. So that's a conversation that someone

6:50

could have been listening going, what the fuck

6:52

am I listening to here? Now this is

6:55

the thing though I think we need to

6:57

put the anger at Trump and not at

6:59

Joe. Look I know that Joe people can

7:01

decide not to like him that's totally fine

7:03

but I still think he's brilliant what he

7:06

does. Oh he is absolutely is and if

7:08

you're dumb enough to vote for Donald Trump

7:10

then I can't from anything I mean I

7:12

can't help you so I'm not going to

7:14

blame Joe Rogan for that. Just quickly on

7:17

this as well what do you think we're

7:19

you know where it's happened last week

7:21

what do you think What's the

7:23

core of the reason why he

7:25

why you think he won? I've

7:28

said it before, I'll

7:30

say it again. It's

7:32

the resentment that they

7:34

targeted men, rural men

7:36

who lived shit lives and

7:38

gave them reasons to

7:41

hate and blame. The

7:43

Democrats gave them people

7:45

to blame. Poor people. you know,

7:47

who's who see rich people every day.

7:49

Again, this is funny culture that we're in,

7:52

you know, where you turn open your

7:54

phone and there are the Kardashians

7:56

or there are whoever living this

7:58

fucking amazing lives, your life. is

8:00

never, you're never gonna be able

8:02

to afford anything. And then Donald

8:04

Trump comes in and goes, I'll

8:06

tell you why, because there's too

8:08

many immigrants here and because women

8:10

are getting out of control and

8:12

because, you know, all this stuff, that

8:15

the Christians get involved with it as well

8:17

and go, because there's not enough Jesus and

8:19

everyone gets, you know, I think it's a

8:21

protest vote. I know it's a protest vote

8:23

and it's a protest vote against, they've started using

8:25

that word elites. I know they've been using it for

8:27

a while, but someone said on our Facebook group

8:29

the other day, oh, it's because

8:31

people are sick of being told what to do by

8:33

elites. And I'm like, what, Donald Trump

8:35

isn't an elite? Elon Musk

8:37

isn't an elite? What the fuck

8:39

is an elite? If it's

8:42

not these billionaires prancing around, grabbing people on

8:44

their policies and doing whatever they want,

8:46

isn't that an elite? Like, what's an elite?

8:48

Yeah. So anyway. No, no, great point. All

8:50

right, shall we get into a bloody secret

8:53

today? Please. All right, this is the first

8:55

secret. Hello, so this secret is, oh, by

8:57

the way, I love you guys. This secret

8:59

is super trivial on one view, but then

9:01

when I reflected upon it, it's

9:03

not. So

9:05

it's not my secret. My ex

9:07

took my son to Luna

9:10

Park and they had

9:12

a great time. It was really sweet. My son

9:14

loves it. But then he was on the

9:16

phone to his dad last week and said to

9:18

him, and my son's really

9:20

six, by the way. So do you remember how I

9:22

had to be a three -year -old so I could get

9:24

into Luna Park for free? And then

9:26

later told me that he had to wear a wristband

9:28

for a three -year -old. And initially, I

9:30

was just vicariously embarrassed about how tight he

9:32

is because he can afford to get him into

9:34

Luna Park. But then I reflect on it again and I

9:36

was like, but

9:38

we're teaching him my son

9:40

to steal and cheat. Not

9:43

cool. You think they should have blown up his phone

9:45

or left it alone? Oh, left

9:47

it alone. I mean, thrifty. I think it's

9:50

a great life lesson. I mean, you know me.

9:53

You're thrifty. Thrifty and arcy. Like,

9:55

if there's a way, I think, well, as

9:57

in, that's what my mum says. She

9:59

goes, goes, she's all right. meaning that

10:01

I get away with things because I just like when I

10:03

was talking about getting through the Bali

10:05

airport there's so many checkpoints and

10:08

when I realized that one bloke was

10:10

overwhelmed and I could sneak past him I

10:12

did and so yeah I'm all about it

10:14

I'm all about you know getting in getting

10:16

the corners all about cutting the corners made

10:18

I'm so much about it and you know

10:20

my friend mad Stacy she had a birthday

10:23

now this is the thing someone could

10:25

be listening to this garden and they

10:27

could be like a non cutting the

10:29

corners person. And can you imagine them

10:31

though? They'll be furious right now.

10:34

The poor things. What a life to

10:36

live. No, but they're allowed to

10:38

feel like it. No, they, but

10:40

I'm genuinely sympathetic. If you're a

10:42

cutting the corner officianado. I am. No,

10:45

you're not. What do you mean? Yeah,

10:47

I like, no, officianado means you're

10:49

really good at it. Yeah, you

10:51

love it. Um... Like you've learned a

10:53

word today and you want to use it three

10:55

times? That's good. You know what I got on

10:57

that calendar that gives me a word for the

10:59

day. Did ya? Yeah, I thought I'd bring it

11:01

in. It's a fissionado. Yeah. Okay, great. Is

11:04

it an Italian that sounds Italian? I'm

11:06

not sure of the origin of the

11:08

word. That could be a little assignment

11:10

for you later. Were you alone? Okay.

11:12

Um, but anyway, the point is Spanish.

11:14

There you go Spanish. Fish and other.

11:16

Okay, so, um, Mad Stacey, she had

11:18

a birthday celebration in Bali and she

11:20

was a big birthday for her and

11:22

their best friends and she was like,

11:24

right, we're all going to go to

11:27

my favorite place. It's actually an island

11:29

off Bali. It's one of these incredible

11:31

places where it's one of these incredible

11:33

places where it's. It's one of

11:35

these incredible places. but the hiccup

11:37

was and everyone's staying in huts.

11:39

And there's only so many beds

11:42

in the hut. You know this

11:44

happens sometimes when you go to

11:46

these places and they're very strict

11:48

rules. They're like children are

11:50

under 12 and that's just fucking that.

11:52

So if you want to have a third

11:55

person or a fourth person in your room,

11:57

they have to be a child. And if

11:59

they're over 12. then you need to

12:01

pay for another hut. Well, my

12:03

friend Stacey said, well, fuck that.

12:05

So she did a ring around, did

12:07

a WhatsApp, said to everyone,

12:10

fake ideas. All your kids

12:12

have to be under 12. Some of

12:14

these kids are 16. Yeah. And she's

12:16

telling these, and they're all going to

12:19

go. Stacey, no one is going to

12:21

believe he's 12, but they pulled it

12:23

off. Yeah. Just by sheer force of

12:26

her, her charisma, her charm. Well, how

12:28

do you prove a kid's age? Because

12:30

you're asked to see their passports,

12:32

mate. Their passports are in Bali, of

12:34

course. Yeah, yeah. So that's what the other

12:36

parents were freaking out about. They were

12:38

like, Stacey, what if they want to

12:40

see our passports? Stacey's like, nah, don't

12:43

worry about, they won't. She's like a

12:45

confident person. She's like, I see it,

12:47

I believe it, I will it, and it will be.

12:49

And it generally is. So she's a great. corner

12:51

cutter, our stays, and I think it's a great

12:53

skill to teach your kids to be honest. Confidence

12:55

is key. Confidence is key. It's like I always

12:58

say to my kids when we go to the

13:00

airport, if there's a different separate line

13:02

for business class to go through the

13:04

magnets and all-rich. Yeah, just go through

13:06

that line. No one ever asks to

13:09

see your ticket. No. You're going to

13:11

line up with these 400 marks or

13:13

you're going to go... Hey mate,

13:15

how about you don't share with

13:17

your secrets here? Yeah, that's a

13:19

bad secret to share, eh? Well,

13:21

far out. Because that line's going

13:24

to really chalk up now. It's

13:26

normally like one businessman. Can we

13:28

be real fans? Everyone in

13:30

the business class line. Well,

13:32

that's... What are the odds we're all flying at the same time?

13:34

I'll be fucked off if I get to the airport and there's 50,000, can

13:37

we be real fans ahead of me in the business class line? I'll be

13:39

going, oh, have you seen their tickets? Like are they all, is this quite

13:41

sure or what? How do you file that one? I file that one on,

13:43

how do I, I mean, well good luck you're fucked. Yeah. I mean, we

13:45

haven't used that in a long time, but I'm saying that in a long

13:47

time, but I'm saying that, but I'm saying that in a long time,

13:49

but I'm saying that because, but I'm saying that because

13:51

I'm saying that because it's, because, because, because, because, because,

13:54

because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because,

13:56

because, because, because, because, it's hard, because, it's hard, it's

13:58

hard, because, it's hard, it's, because, it's common sense,

14:00

which is cut every corner humanly possible

14:02

in this world. There's so much

14:04

red tape. There's so much bullshit. If

14:06

you can sidestep it, sidestep

14:08

it. All right, this is the

14:11

next secret. So this is the secret

14:13

I keep from men, but not

14:15

from women. I tell all women about

14:17

this secret. Back in the day

14:19

when I was on Tinder and all

14:21

the dating apps, when

14:23

I came across a

14:26

sleaze bag, someone who

14:28

was sexist or being a

14:30

little bit misogynistic or just being

14:32

a bit of a cunt, I

14:34

would say, oh, sure, have my

14:36

number. And then I would send

14:38

him my dad's number. And then

14:40

my dad would get these messages

14:42

from all these awful

14:44

men sending me, you

14:46

know. Photos and disgusting,

14:49

gross text messages. And

14:51

then dad, good old

14:53

dad, would write, put them in, put them

14:55

in their place. He would. I

14:58

wonder if dad was in on though. God

15:00

bless him, he's scared a lot

15:02

of gross young men. Yeah. Or

15:04

I don't want to disappoint your

15:06

secret, Sharra. Maybe he's rooting them

15:08

all. What if dad loved it?

15:10

He was like, fuck him. Yeah,

15:12

send me the numbered daughter. Of

15:14

all these disgusting young men.

15:17

And they're disgusting cocks that

15:19

they want to send photos

15:21

of. Okay, that's gross.

15:23

But I'm hoping dad

15:25

was in on it.

15:27

Cause if dad's just getting

15:30

random texts from strangers. While

15:32

he's at work. But

15:34

he'd be thinking, oh, I've been hacked

15:36

With a giant

15:38

cock! I can't

15:40

get hacked. This is

15:42

crazy, it's going on, in Telstra.

15:47

I love it. It's filed under,

15:49

I love it. Good trick. All right,

15:51

this is the next secret. My secret is

15:53

when I'm at work and I'm in

15:55

a Teams meeting that I have to be

15:57

in and people start banging on about

15:59

their purse. and all shit. I just fake an

16:01

internet connection loss and I just hang up

16:04

on them. I start talking, I look them

16:06

straight in the eye and then I just

16:08

go, bang, leave, I'm out of here

16:10

because they're talking about all their little

16:12

Johnny. I had to cook for them

16:14

last night, my husband had to work

16:16

late, I had to do the kitchen

16:18

duty and the cleaning in the bathroom

16:20

and I've got one kid. Guess what?

16:23

Life's hard. Some people do it all

16:25

around their own. They've never had a partner

16:27

and they've got diseases and they've got cancer

16:29

and they've got one poor child on their

16:31

own. Jesus Christ. Everyone has to deal with

16:34

this shit. So I just hang up and

16:36

I say, good night motherfickers. Put myself on

16:38

offline and I go make a coffee.

16:40

So that's my secret. This sounds directed

16:42

at one person in particular to be honest.

16:45

One person whose husband had to work late

16:47

and they had to do kitchen duty and

16:49

bathroom duty and they've got one kid. Look

16:51

we're lucky because we're we're we're all pretty

16:53

talk too much. We talk a lot here, right? We

16:55

don't really talk a lot when we're doing other chats,

16:57

right? We don't have boring meetings. We're not

16:59

the kind of groups, like three people, right? So the

17:01

thing is, but when you're in a bigger company. I

17:04

think if your boss was an asshole, even if there

17:06

was three people, or if like, it can happen, I

17:08

think, in small companies. Sure. Find yourself sitting

17:10

through someone's boring, shit, thinking, A, this

17:12

could have been an email. When is

17:14

this wrapping up? Yeah, I hate the

17:16

meetings where they clearly, it's the boss

17:18

clearly trying to get everyone talking, right?

17:21

And they'll get onto a zoom. This

17:23

is happening in the last company that

17:25

was in. And so like on Monday,

17:28

they'll be like, now everyone bring

17:30

your coffee cup, your funny coffee cup

17:32

to the meeting right now sha-hold it

17:34

up. And I'm sitting there going, how

17:36

is this fucking making money? Wait.

17:38

That's how my mind thinks. What

17:40

are we fucking doing here? I

17:42

don't give a shit that she's

17:44

got a funny carp out of

17:46

their fucking kitchen. No. And then

17:48

she's going to tell us the origin

17:51

story. Oh, fuck off! You know the

17:53

theory that there's a sort

17:55

of strategy for bosses to

17:57

become everyone's enemy in

17:59

one way. or another and that that

18:01

in itself is the bonding. So

18:03

the idea is, say if I suddenly

18:05

started just doing shit like that, just being

18:07

really either mean or annoying, that that

18:10

would bond you and Matthew because you then

18:12

would go, God, fuck, she's all mine

18:14

today. God, how about her mug? I don't

18:16

give a fuck about her mug. Oh

18:18

no, she's fucking. And then suddenly you guys

18:20

are bonded. So it's

18:22

like that is a strategy in

18:24

management and I'm winging. Yeah.

18:27

But isn't that negative for the company? No, because

18:29

now you guys might be in different

18:31

departments, but you've got this common thing

18:33

to always talk about to always fuck. She's

18:35

going about the coffee cup again. Jesus.

18:37

Oh, she's talking about a fucking cat

18:39

again. I don't give a fuck about it. See,

18:41

I couldn't even do that. He's the thing I'd want to do that,

18:43

but I can't do that with him because he fucking loves cats

18:45

too. He does. If anything, okay, I've got

18:47

a confession to make. Matthew and I have

18:49

a lot of conversations about you and

18:52

about data. Right. So you

18:54

guys are the bonding ones. Whether

18:56

or not you got herpes, like we have

18:58

a lot. I know, but we do.

19:00

It's just really bonded us having you on

19:02

board. It's really bonded Matthew and I. That's

19:04

the purpose of me being here. It's

19:06

a bonding thing for you too. That's an idea

19:08

for managers out there. You know, maybe time.

19:10

It's not an idea. Yeah, hire a real

19:12

fuckwit so that it doesn't have to be

19:14

you. Hang on. No, I'm not saying, I'm

19:16

just saying this is now a hypothetical, but

19:19

you've given me an idea. Okay. What

19:21

if we just hired a real dead shit around

19:23

the place so that then the three of us have

19:25

always got that in common? I don't think

19:27

it's a good idea because I mean, I

19:29

think of myself as an exceptional staff member.

19:31

I know you do. And I think of

19:33

that last company. I was, I was on

19:35

that call thinking, what a waste of time

19:37

this is. What a waste of my precious

19:39

time. I'm

19:41

exceptional. I'm exceptional. And all these people are

19:43

sharing their dumb cups and I didn't have one.

19:45

So I shared it just a glass. Oh,

19:47

you wrecked it. It's always a person is

19:50

cool. You know, it's quite annoying

19:52

because it was a job after

19:54

being in radio, right? And in

19:56

radio, if you're like the guy that

19:58

has the glass. Everyone's like, oh,

20:00

he's a bit of a fuck. Oh,

20:02

bagsie. Come on bags. And in there,

20:04

I ruined their fucking sales thing. So

20:06

I was like... You were like a

20:09

non... They all, no one played along

20:11

with me. They all kind of thought,

20:13

oh. And if you, you know how

20:15

like we think that showbiz or like

20:17

radio could be political? Yeah. Sales teams,

20:19

mate. Yeah. Fucking political. You should have

20:21

blown someone. I should have got

20:23

herpes. Yeah, should have sucked someone

20:25

off in an alleyway because in

20:27

my experience... That makes no sense in this

20:29

episode. Oh, sorry, that was in a

20:31

previous or a future episode. It's around.

20:33

Anyway, it's... My advice stands, if you're

20:35

in a sales team, just suck

20:37

someone off in an alleyway. It's a

20:39

very bonding thing for the whole team. To

20:42

share. It really is. Especially if there's a video

20:44

involved. Yeah. Yeah, it'll cross over into

20:46

the other silos in the business. Everyone will

20:48

know about it. The bloke's down in dispatch. They'll

20:50

be talking about it. Even

20:53

if you don't have a dispatch department. No!

20:55

Someone else's dispatch department will be talking about it.

20:57

The bloke's next door. How do you

20:59

file that secret? Oh, my goodness

21:01

me. I

21:04

love it. I love the fact love

21:06

a boring workbook. No, that she's found a way

21:08

to just go, oh, hang on, I'm

21:10

losing my internet score now. When the

21:12

kids were first doing Zoom school during

21:14

COVID, a few of the boys learned

21:16

how to make their screen look like

21:18

they were something like that, like their

21:20

internet had fallen out. It only lasted

21:22

a couple of weeks before the teachers

21:24

realised, oh, you little fuck, you've changed your

21:26

online name to unavailable. So

21:29

yeah, it just looked like they were offline and

21:31

they had this issue at their house with the

21:33

internet and that's how they got out of classes.

21:35

So look, you know, it's a solid strategy. All

21:38

right, let's get into the final secret

21:40

for today. I've recently been on

21:42

a long road trip where

21:45

I visited a lot of places and

21:47

I was travelling on my own. There

21:50

was a lot of driving and

21:52

then one day I

21:54

thought, how can I break the

21:57

boredom? And

21:59

I pulled out my... little bag

22:01

of goodies that

22:03

I have in

22:05

my camper van

22:07

and found one that

22:10

I could sit comfortably

22:12

between my legs while

22:14

driving and it would have

22:16

a little bit of a jiggle around

22:19

in there

22:21

and when it

22:23

jiggled enough

22:25

I think you know what

22:27

I do but I can

22:29

certainly say about

22:31

an hour an hour a half

22:33

of driving time just went

22:35

quite quickly. Well you suggested a few

22:38

weeks ago you might drive from Melbourne

22:40

to Adelaide for the live show. I

22:42

did suggest that. Should I sit on

22:44

a jiggly thing for trip go

22:46

fast? I couldn't do an

22:48

hour and a half. Yeah you

22:50

give it two minutes. Oh no I could

22:52

go longer than two minutes. It depends

22:54

I mean there's a whole new world

22:56

of sex toys these days yeah that

22:58

they just they will I mean to round

23:01

out you're not done but you can round off

23:03

your evening with something that will blow the

23:05

fucking top off your head these days honestly like

23:07

they're intense because they make them now to

23:09

suck yeah they don't just vibrate they suck as

23:11

well they've yeah right I mean they're too

23:13

much to be honest sometimes. I don't

23:15

think I could drive and concentrate. No

23:17

me neither. It's got to be illegal

23:19

right and the other thing is if you get

23:21

pulled over once it stopped I'd fall asleep and

23:24

I need a nap so does that happen to

23:26

you guys as well I don't know about other

23:28

guys but it definitely happens to me but very

23:30

least I need you know a good relax

23:32

and a episode of RuPaul's Drag Race or something

23:34

to come down like I'm not gonna keep driving

23:36

I mean I'm muscle tough hats off to

23:38

you I think it's brilliant what you've done

23:40

and managed to find a way to entertain

23:42

yourself on a long drive for me it's

23:44

my heart 80s on the car stereo that's

23:46

all I need you know good for you

23:48

different strokes for different folks as they say

23:50

I love it I file it under I

23:52

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23:54

a secret you want to share it all you have

23:57

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23:59

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