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0:15
Pushkin in
0:30
a tin roof chack in a slum
0:32
of Manila, the capital of the Philippines.
0:35
Victoria Angelo lived with her
0:37
husband, Puanito, and their five
0:39
children. Puanito was
0:41
a rickshaw driver. He made around
0:43
four dollars a day. Life was
0:46
a daily grind. Hard work alone
0:48
offered no route out of poverty. So
0:51
when the Pepsi Cola company started
0:54
a new promotion in nineteen ninety two,
0:57
Victoria took notice. Number
0:59
fever seemed easy to understand
1:02
by a bottle of Pepsi, and under
1:05
the bottle cap you'd see printed a three
1:07
digit number and a cash
1:09
prize amount. Every
1:12
night, on the Channel two TV
1:14
news program, Pepsi would announce
1:17
a winning number. If you had
1:19
a bottle cap with that number, you'd
1:21
win the amount shown. The
1:24
prizes went up to a million paceos
1:26
some forty thousand dollars. It
1:28
would take Juanito thirty years
1:30
to earn that. Victoria
1:33
started buying Pepsi. Every
1:36
night, she watched Channel two for the
1:38
announcement of the winning number, and she checked
1:40
her growing collection of bottle caps,
1:44
and every night she
1:46
was disappointed until
1:49
one night the television
1:52
announced the number three four
1:54
nine hold on Victoria
1:57
was sure she had a bottle cap marked
1:59
three for nine. Here it is. Now,
2:02
what's the amount on the cap? One
2:05
million paceos. You can
2:08
feelish school, you can get
2:10
the gullege. She told her children.
2:13
We can buy a real house. It
2:16
seemed like a dream come true. But unknown
2:19
to Victoria, something very
2:21
strange was happening in
2:23
homes all across the Philippines.
2:26
Exactly the same scene was playing
2:28
out. Families were watching
2:30
Channel two checking their collection of
2:32
bottle caps, discovering that they had
2:34
one printed with three for nine and a
2:36
million Paco prize, and celebrating
2:38
their incredible good fortune. What
2:42
had happened, It's not clear exactly.
2:44
Instead of printing just two bottle
2:47
caps with three for nine on them, they'd
2:49
accidentally printed hundreds
2:51
of thousands, and nobody
2:54
at PEPSI had noticed the problem.
2:57
But three for nine had just been announced
3:00
as a winning number. PEPSI
3:02
would notice the problem soon enough.
3:06
I'm Tim Harford and you're listening
3:09
to cautionary tales. In
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Worcester, England, a physicist
3:35
called Phil Calcutt was doing his
3:37
regular shop at his local supermarket Tesco.
3:40
As he strolled down the fruit tile, a
3:43
special offer caught his attention. Buy
3:45
a bunch of bananas and get twenty
3:47
five Tesco club card points. The
3:50
bananas cost one pound and seventeen
3:52
pence. The points were worth fivepence
3:55
each. Mister Calcutt did the math.
3:58
He'd get club card points worth eight
4:00
pence more than the bananas cost.
4:03
Could that be right? He double checked
4:05
his mental arithmetic. Yes, he'd
4:07
make a profit of eightpence on every
4:09
bunch of bananas he bought. So
4:11
mister Calcott piled his trolley seven
4:14
feet high with bananas. Then
4:16
he got another trolley and filled that with bananas
4:19
too. My living
4:21
room was stacked from floor to ceiling
4:23
with twenty five cases containing around
4:26
three thousand bananas.
4:28
But when I popped back for some more, they said they
4:30
would only sell me one case, which
4:32
is quite understandable because they seemed to be
4:34
making a loss on it. When he'd redeemed
4:37
his Tesco club card points, mister
4:39
Calcott ended up with a profit of twenty
4:41
five pounds and twelvepence, a
4:44
modest sum, perhaps, but far
4:46
more valuable was all the fun he had distributing
4:49
free bananas like some comic book
4:51
superhero around his neighborhood. Children
4:55
in the street. Now shout banana man
4:57
whenever they see me. Whoever
5:02
in Tesco's marketing department had
5:05
proposed that promotion evidently
5:07
hadn't done the math, nor had
5:09
the manager who signed off on it, nor
5:12
had any of Tesco's millions
5:14
of other customers. Only
5:16
one man had noticed banana
5:19
man. Is
5:22
that surprising? Probably
5:24
not if you're the mathematician John Allan
5:26
Paulos, who wrote the classic book
5:29
in Numeracy. Paulos
5:31
tells the story of watching the TV news
5:33
with a friend, a notoriously
5:35
pedantic friend, the sort who'd
5:37
correct you for saying continuously
5:39
when you mean continually. The
5:43
weather forecast came on. There's
5:45
a fifty percent chance of rain on
5:47
Saturday and a fifty percent chance
5:49
on Sunday, so there's
5:51
certain to be rain this weekend. Paulos
5:54
turned to his friend. Did
5:56
you hear that? How embarrassing? What
5:59
was I'm sure you've noticed the
6:01
forecasters mistake. In fact,
6:04
there's a one in four chance of no rain,
6:06
the same probability of flipping a coin
6:08
twice and getting two tails. It's
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the seventy five percent years of weekend
6:14
rain. Obviously it
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is. I mean, oh yeah, sure, when
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it comes to numbers, said Paulos. Even
6:21
the smartest among us are unobservant.
6:25
Companies know that they take
6:27
advantage of it all the time. We
6:29
see the low monthly payment in big
6:31
type and forget to multiply by the
6:33
number of months we keep paying
6:35
our monthly gym membership instead
6:38
of dividing it by our monthly visits,
6:40
and seeing we should switch to pay as you
6:42
go. We buy extended
6:44
warranties on household appliances
6:47
when some simple probability would suggest
6:49
we should take our chances. Number
6:53
fever played on that numerical laziness.
6:56
Flip the cap off your bottle of PEPSI,
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see a three digit number and a million
7:00
pay so prize, and you might naturally
7:02
get the impression that you have a one in a thousand
7:05
chance of winning. Not too shabby
7:08
and not of course, think
7:10
about it, and you'd quickly realize that Pepsi
7:13
must have printed far more losing
7:15
numbers than winning ones, wouldn't
7:18
they The true chance of
7:20
winning was vastly smaller than one
7:23
in a thousand. When
7:26
consumers fail to do the sums, we
7:28
get screwed. But what
7:31
happens when it's the companies that mess up?
7:33
As we'll see the answer is often
7:36
that consumers still get screwed,
7:39
often, but not always.
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An engineer called David Phillips
7:50
was shopping in his local supermarket in
7:52
Davis, California, in nineteen
7:54
ninety nine. He noticed a new
7:57
promotion by a food brand called Healthy
7:59
Choice. Send in ten barcodes
8:02
from their products and they'd give you five
8:04
hundred air miles. They'd double it
8:07
to a thousand if you sent them in before a
8:09
certain deadline. Just like
8:11
banana man Phil Calcutt, mister
8:13
Phillips paused to do the math. How
8:16
much is an air mile worth? That
8:18
can vary depending on how you redeem them,
8:21
but Phillips calculated one air
8:23
mile was surely worth at least
8:25
two cents. His family
8:27
liked Healthy Choice frozen meals, which
8:29
cost two dollars. Ten
8:32
frozen meals twenty dollars.
8:35
Send in the barcodes and he'd get a thousand
8:37
air miles, also worth at least
8:39
twenty dollars. Who said
8:42
there was no such thing as a free lunch,
8:45
Phillips filled his freezer. Then
8:48
he thought, what else is
8:50
in the Healthy Choice product line? If
8:53
he could find products for cheaper than two
8:55
dollars, he'd be getting back more
8:57
in air miles than he would spend on the
8:59
food. I found Healthy
9:01
Choice soups that were less than a dollar tin
9:05
soup perfect, it would
9:07
keep forever and didn't need more freezer
9:09
space. David bought all the
9:11
Healthy Choice soups in his local supermarket.
9:14
Then he went to other nearby supermarkets
9:17
and bought all their Healthy Choice soups
9:19
too. Soon he had accumulated
9:21
eight hundred cans of soup. By
9:26
this point, David's wife, Cindy was
9:28
wondering if this might all be a little too
9:30
good to be true. Are you sure
9:32
you haven't missed something in the small print? Maybe
9:34
there's a limit on how many miles you can claim.
9:37
David poured over the terms and conditions.
9:40
In return. For every ten barcodes
9:43
and proof of purchase, it said Healthy
9:45
Choice would issue a certificate
9:48
for air miles. The certificates
9:50
could be redeemed with six different airlines,
9:53
and while two of them did indeed
9:55
stipulate a limit on how many certificates
9:58
they would redeem, the other four
10:00
didn't. In fact, the offer
10:02
told consumers to remember there was no limit
10:04
to the number of miles they could earn with
10:07
just three weeks to go. For the deadline,
10:10
mister Phillips stumbled on a startling
10:13
new opportunity. One
10:15
supermarket chain grocery
10:17
outlet had started selling
10:19
Healthy Choice chocolate puddings
10:22
for just twenty five cents.
10:24
Remember, Healthy Choice was effectively
10:27
offering air miles worth at least
10:29
two dollars on every one
10:31
of those puddings. There was no time
10:33
to lose. I drove to about
10:35
fifteen grocery store outlet stores
10:37
in a weekend. I filled up my van with chocolate
10:39
pudding. After that, I made contact
10:42
with a local grocery store outlet manager
10:44
had him special order me sixty more cases.
10:47
David Phillips now had over
10:49
twelve thousand chocolate
10:52
puddings and a problem.
10:55
Two problems in fact, how would
10:57
his family ever eat all those
10:59
puddings? The second problem
11:02
was more pressing, how would he
11:04
managed to peel off twelve thousand
11:07
barcodes in just three weeks?
11:10
But mister Phillips was a resourceful man,
11:13
and he realized he could solve both
11:15
problems at once. He
11:17
contacted his local food bank and
11:19
offered to donate all the chocolate
11:21
puddings if their volunteers would
11:23
do him the favor of taking off the barcodes
11:26
for him. They said yes. Phillips
11:29
meticulously organized his barcodes
11:32
into bundles of ten and filled
11:34
in the claims forms over a thousand
11:37
of them, enough for over a
11:39
million air miles. That
11:41
would basically be all the long
11:43
haul holidays his family could ever
11:45
want. David Phillips
11:47
posted off his barcodes and
11:50
waited. There
11:53
was no immediate reply from
11:55
Healthy Choice, but he had read the small
11:57
print that said it would take six
12:00
to eight weeks for the air mile certificates
12:02
to arrive. Six weeks
12:04
past, then eight
12:06
weeks. Now, Phillips
12:08
was to get worried. With still
12:11
no response from Healthy Choice,
12:13
he phoned them up Disaster.
12:18
They said they had no record
12:20
of receiving any barcodes
12:22
from him at all. Cautionary
12:28
tales will return after
12:30
this message. After
12:39
Channel two News announced that three
12:42
four nine was the winning number on the Pepsi
12:44
bottle tops, crowds of jubilant
12:47
customers descended on Pepsi plants
12:49
to claim their prizes. It
12:53
soon became clear that something
12:55
had gone horribly wrong. How
12:58
much would it cost Pepsi to honor
13:00
all the prizes? Upwards
13:03
of fifteen billion
13:05
dollars It was roughly half
13:07
the Philippines gross domestic product.
13:10
More to the point, it was close to the entire
13:13
market capitalization of the Pepsi
13:15
Corporation, not just in the Philippines
13:18
but the whole world. There was
13:20
simply no way that
13:22
Pepsi could afford it. Panicked
13:25
executives held a crisis meeting
13:27
at three o'clock in the morning. They apologized
13:30
for the computer glitch. They pointed
13:32
out that every bottle cap also contained
13:34
a security code, and explained
13:37
that this would identify the two bottle
13:39
caps they had intended to be winners,
13:42
and for everyone else with a three four nine
13:44
bottle top, they decided to offer a
13:46
goodwill payment of five hundred
13:48
pasos, a mere twenty
13:51
dollars. The
13:55
bottle tops came flooding in four
13:58
hundred and eighty six thousand, one
14:00
hundred and seventy of them. The goodwill
14:02
payments cost PEPSI about ten
14:05
million dollars, five times
14:07
what they'd initially budgeted for the tire
14:09
number fever campaign, but
14:11
it wasn't enough to quell everyone's
14:13
outrage. Thousands of
14:15
people kept hold of their three four nine
14:18
bottle tops. They'd thought
14:20
their lives were about to change forever.
14:23
Now they were being offered just twenty
14:26
dollars. That wasn't going to buy
14:28
their goodwill. They were
14:30
determined to make PEPSI
14:33
pay. David
14:38
Phillips was determined two. He'd
14:41
gone to all that trouble, buying eight
14:44
hundred tins of soup and twelve
14:46
thousand chocolate puddings, organizing
14:48
all the barcodes, filling in all the
14:50
forms, and now he
14:53
learned that the package he had sent to Healthy
14:55
Choice had apparently gone
14:57
missing. This seemed pretty incredible,
15:00
given that I mailed the package registered
15:02
and someone on their end signed
15:04
for the package. But would
15:06
a man as meticulous as David
15:09
Phillips failed to plan for
15:11
that eventuality Not
15:13
likely. Phillips had photocopied
15:16
everything. He'd even videotaped
15:19
himself buying the chocolate puddings
15:21
and stacking them up in his house, just
15:23
to be on the safe side. Presented
15:26
with this evidence, Healthy
15:28
Choice quickly caved. Mister
15:31
Phillips got his air miles
15:36
think for a moment about what David Phillips
15:38
did. He hadn't just done
15:40
one calculation, the numerical
15:43
one that showed the sums on the chocolate
15:45
puddings didn't add up. He'd
15:47
made a second kind of calculation, too,
15:50
a pragmatic calculation about
15:52
how things work in the real world. All
15:55
along, I was somewhat worried that Healthy
15:58
Choice wouldn't honor the deal. Packages
16:00
do sometimes go missing, It's true,
16:03
so he'd taken practical steps
16:05
to make it expensive for Healthy Choice
16:08
to refuse him his air miles, ensuring
16:10
that if the company tried to back out of the deal,
16:13
the media would have a field day with
16:15
the story. Companies,
16:17
too, make both kinds of calculations
16:20
about their marketing offers, numerical
16:23
and pragmatic. Sometimes
16:25
they fall down on the numbers. It makes
16:28
no sense to pay shoppers to
16:30
buy bananas, But on some
16:32
marketing offers, they know the numbers
16:34
wouldn't add up if everyone took advantage,
16:37
and they rely on the pragmatic calculation
16:40
that many customers won't bother. That's
16:43
what's happening when retailers offer
16:45
rebates on a purchase. Rather
16:47
than simply reduce the price, they
16:50
make you pay full price, then
16:52
mail off the receipt or the barcode to
16:55
claim your rebate. Whether such
16:57
promotions pay off depends
16:59
on what proportion of customers actually
17:01
do claim. There's even
17:04
a term of art for the percentage of
17:06
consumers who fail to follow through
17:09
a breakage rate. Marketing
17:12
professors Tim Silk and Chris Yanishevski
17:15
study the factors that affect breakage
17:17
rates. There are principles from
17:19
psychology textbooks, such as
17:21
hyperbolic discounting. That's
17:23
the tendency to put higher value on
17:25
more immediate rewards. Promise
17:28
a rebate check quickly and you'll motivate
17:30
people to apply. Promise it in
17:32
six to eight weeks, and maybe they
17:35
won't bother then there are sneaky
17:37
little tricks putting the barcode
17:39
on tough, thick cardboard that's
17:42
hard to cut with household scissors. Increasing
17:45
the breakage rate is a serious
17:47
and cynical business. When
17:50
the UK branch of Hoover launched
17:52
a big new promotion in nineteen ninety
17:55
two, they gambled on a high
17:57
breakage rate. They were
17:59
offering two free flights to Europe
18:02
to anyone who spent one hundred pounds
18:04
on a Hoover appliance. That's about
18:06
two hundred and fifty dollars in today's
18:09
money. It's not a bad deal at
18:11
all. In fact, it's such
18:13
a good deal that Hoover knew they couldn't afford
18:16
for too many customers to take up the
18:18
offer, so they made it logistically
18:20
difficult. You had to snail mail
18:23
the receipt for the item you'd purchased and
18:25
wait for Hoover to send you a form, fill
18:27
that in, and wait for Hoover to send you a
18:29
voucher. Then you had to choose three
18:32
possible dates and destinations and
18:34
wait for Hoover to let you know if any of them were
18:36
available, and on and
18:39
on.
18:42
Only the most determined customers
18:44
had the patients to persevere to the point
18:46
where they actually got on a plane. It
18:49
looks like Hoover managed to keep the breakage
18:51
rate high enough to make their giveaway
18:54
deal profitable. Then
18:56
Hoover became overconfident
18:59
they decided to expand the offer
19:01
to include flights to America.
19:04
This was a much bigger incentive
19:06
to return. Flights from Britain to America
19:09
cost about five times the price
19:12
of a Hoover vacuum cleaner, and
19:14
Hoover's pragmatic calculation about
19:16
breakage was way off. Beam
19:19
far more people applied for flights than
19:21
they'd expected. Crucially, the
19:24
applicants also proved far
19:26
more tenacious than Hoover had
19:28
hoped, many initially
19:30
heard nothing back. When they
19:32
followed up, Hoover said their application
19:35
forms must have been lost in the post. They
19:38
became frustrated and suspicious.
19:42
David Dixon, a horse trainer
19:44
in Cumbria, was among the disgruntled
19:46
customers who had bought a Hoover appliance
19:49
a washing machine in his case, and
19:51
then had trouble claiming his free
19:53
flights to America. I have fucked
19:55
them, I have retner them, I
19:57
have formed them, And then, to
19:59
add insult to injury, his
20:02
washing machine broke down. Hoover
20:05
sent a technician who failed
20:07
to sympathize with mister Dixon and plight.
20:10
According to the technician, the offer
20:12
was obviously too good to be true. Mister
20:14
Dixon should surely have realized there must
20:16
be some kind of catch. If do you think
20:19
bang a washing machines are going to get you two tickets
20:21
to America, you must be an
20:23
idiot, an
20:25
idiote. We'll see about that.
20:28
While the technician was fixing his washing machine,
20:31
mister Dixon drove his horsebox
20:33
in front of the Hoover truck, blocking
20:35
it in. He told
20:37
the technician to walk home and pass
20:40
on a message to his employers, well, I'll
20:42
get me tickets. They'll get there vun.
20:46
Mister Dixon became something of a folk
20:48
hero. The BBC meanwhile
20:51
sent an undercover reporter to investigate
20:53
what was going on. She
20:56
got a job in the agency that was processing
20:58
the applications for free flights
21:00
on who was behalf. It went something
21:02
like this, So what would
21:04
you like me to do. Here's a list of people,
21:07
contact them and offer them flights London.
21:10
These people all live in Glasgow. That's four
21:12
hundred miles from London. That's right. But
21:16
the person sitting next to me is phoning people who
21:18
live in London and telling them we can only offer
21:20
them flights from Glasgow. He
21:22
gets you one fast love. When
21:25
the BBC investigation was broadcast,
21:28
it did not play well for Hoover. They
21:31
eventually begrudgingly bought
21:34
over two hundred thousand
21:36
flights at a cost of over seventy
21:39
million dollars. The majority
21:41
of customers had given up without
21:43
getting their flights, but the company's reputation
21:46
had taken a hit, so had
21:48
their market share in the UK. Part
21:51
of the problem was that anyone who wanted
21:53
a Hoover appliance could find plenty
21:56
of attractive deals in the classified
21:58
ads never used still
22:01
in their original packaging. People
22:03
had bought them just to get the air tickets.
22:06
No wonder Hoover's parent company,
22:09
the executives who had approved the promotion
22:11
and quietly sold off the European
22:14
arm of the company for a knock down
22:16
price. For
22:19
Pepsi executives in the Philippines,
22:21
merely getting fired might have seemed
22:23
like a relief compared to the continuing
22:26
disaster of number fever. They
22:29
were getting so many death threats they
22:31
needed round the clock security.
22:34
Pepsi erected barbed wire barricades
22:36
around its processing plants. Dozens
22:39
of its trucks were attacked. In
22:41
one tragic case, a
22:44
grenade thrown at a Pepsi truck
22:46
in Manila bounced off and
22:48
killed a schoolteacher and a five
22:50
year old girl. The
22:53
small print of the number fever adverts
22:55
did mention the existence of a security
22:58
code on the bottle tops, but was
23:00
it sufficiently clear that the prize
23:02
depended on the security code, not
23:05
just on the three digit number. PEPSI
23:08
found itself fighting thousands
23:10
of lawsuits after
23:16
this message. Cautionary tales
23:19
will return, even
23:24
as the number fever lawsuits
23:26
raged on. Pepsi found itself
23:29
once again in a numerical
23:31
dispute described in Matt
23:33
Parker's book of mathematical mishaps,
23:35
Humble Pie. This dispute
23:38
followed yet another promotion called
23:41
Pepsi Points, this time running
23:43
in the United States. A
23:46
thirty second advert starts with
23:48
the caption Monday, seven
23:50
fifty eight am and an
23:52
external shot of an ordinary suburban
23:54
house. Cut to the inside
23:57
of the house, A cool young dude
23:59
is wearing a T shirt with a Pepsi logo.
24:01
He slicks back his hair, T
24:04
shirt seventy five Pepsi
24:06
points flashes the on screen
24:08
caption. He dons a leather
24:10
jacket. Leather jacket fourteen
24:13
hundred and fifty Pepsi points, ongo,
24:16
the sunglasses one hundred and seventy
24:18
five Pepsi points. Then
24:21
a voiceover the introduce Pepsi
24:24
stuffed chaveler. Now
24:26
the more Pepsi a drink club, more of great
24:28
stuff. You're going again. Meanwhile,
24:32
on screen, there's a school classroom.
24:35
From outside, there's some kind of loud
24:37
noise and strong wind blowing books
24:40
and papers everywhere. Other students
24:42
watch in amazement as the cool
24:44
dude arrives in a Harrier
24:47
jump jet doing a vertical
24:49
landing in the school yard. He
24:51
steps out sipping a can of Pepsi,
24:55
and on screen Harrier Fighter
24:58
seven million Pepsi points.
25:01
Sure beat the bush?
25:07
Yes, very good? Held
25:09
on? Has anyone done the math
25:12
on this? A can of Pepsi
25:14
was one point, but once you had a few points
25:16
from Pepsi purchases, you could buy additional
25:19
points for ten cents apiece, So
25:22
a T shirt at seventy five points
25:24
was effectively seven dollars fifty
25:26
fair enough, a leather jacket one
25:28
hundred and forty five dollars not unreasonable.
25:32
And a Harrier Fighter, let's
25:34
see seven million times ten
25:36
cents, that's seven hundred
25:39
thousand dollars. Doesn't
25:41
that sound cheap for a
25:43
fighter jet? The US
25:46
military paid over twenty million
25:48
dollars for each of its AV eight
25:50
Harrier two jump jets. If
25:53
you could get one from Pepsi for seven
25:55
hundred thousand dollars, that
25:57
would be an absolute steal. There
26:04
are a few cultures now very
26:06
rare, whose counting words only
26:08
cover one two
26:11
big number, but that's because
26:13
they rarely need to talk about large
26:16
numbers. Modern marketing
26:18
executives do, and yet
26:20
when it came to the Harrier, Pepsi's
26:23
decision makers were helpless. Once
26:26
those Pepsi points started mounting up,
26:28
all they could seem to think was big
26:31
number. Enter twenty
26:33
one year old business student John
26:35
Leonard. He somehow raised
26:38
seven hundred thousand dollars, which
26:40
he deposited with a lawyer. He
26:42
bought fifteen cans of Pepsi and
26:45
sent off his fifteen Pepsi points
26:47
with a check for seven hundred
26:50
thousand and eight dollars and
26:52
fifty cents. That was to cover
26:54
the remaining six million, nine hundred ninety
26:56
nine, nine hundred and eighty five Pepsi
26:59
points plus the ten dollars
27:01
delivery charge. Pepsi
27:04
wrote back politely, the
27:06
item that you have requested is not included
27:09
the catalog or on the order form
27:11
the Harrier jet and the Pepsi commercials. Fanciful.
27:14
We apologize for any misunderstanding or
27:16
confusion that you may have experienced. Mister
27:20
Leonard had his lawyer swing
27:22
into action. Your letter of
27:24
May seven, nineteen ninety six
27:27
is totally unacceptable. We have
27:29
reviewed the videotape at the Pepsi stuff
27:31
commercial and it clearly offers
27:33
the new Harrier jet for seven
27:36
million PEPSI points.
27:38
This as a formal demand that
27:40
you honor your commitment and make
27:43
immediate arrangements to transfer
27:45
the new Harrier Jet
27:47
to our client. The
27:50
case went to court, where District
27:52
Judge Kimba Wood had to decide
27:54
if the advert was serious.
27:57
She came to the understandable conclusion
28:00
that it wasn't. The callow
28:02
youth featured in the commercial
28:05
is a highly improbable pilot.
28:08
The teenage's comment that flying
28:11
a Harrier Jet to school sure
28:13
beats the bus evinces
28:16
an improbably ensusian
28:18
attitude toward the relative
28:20
difficulty and danger of
28:23
piloting a fighter plane in a residential
28:26
area as opposed to taking
28:28
public transportation. Might
28:31
some other court take a different view? Probably
28:34
not, But Pepsi decided
28:36
to edit its commercial just in
28:38
case. Harrier now
28:40
cost seven hundred million
28:42
PEPSI points. Again big
28:45
number, but this time big
28:48
enough. I
28:51
assume John Leonard knew that his chance
28:53
of winning the case was small, and that
28:55
if he lost, there'd be lawyers fees
28:57
to pay. It must have been a calculated
29:00
gamble. Judge Kimbawood
29:02
summed up why she wasn't letting that gamble
29:05
pay off. An objective reasonable
29:08
person would conclude that purchasing
29:11
a fighter plane for seven
29:13
hundred thousand dollars is
29:15
a deal too good to be true.
29:18
Fair enough, But can we
29:20
predict if a corporate marketing
29:23
bungle is likely to have a happy
29:25
ending? Can we come up with a taxonomy
29:27
of the too good to be true from
29:30
these stories? Perhaps we can.
29:33
It's all about that pragmatic calculation.
29:36
Imagine if you will a tool beloved
29:39
by marketing types, a two by
29:41
two matrix, how much will
29:43
it cost the company to pay up and
29:45
how bad will it make the company look to
29:47
wriggle out? In one
29:50
corner, expensive promises
29:52
with an easy get out. In
29:55
this corner is John Leonard with his
29:57
video of the Pepsi staff ad Harrier
29:59
jets are expensive and did
30:02
it make Pepsi look unreasonable to fight
30:04
the case? Not really. At
30:07
the other extreme, cheap promises
30:09
with no means of escape, here
30:12
stands David Phillips with
30:14
his stack of chocolate puddings. Giving
30:17
one customer a pile of air miles
30:20
wasn't especially expensive set against
30:22
the entire healthy choice marketing campaign,
30:25
and thanks to his videotape,
30:28
they could hardly wriggle out. The
30:30
other two corners of the two by two
30:32
matrix are more ambiguous. Giving
30:35
Tesco club card points to banana
30:37
man was a trivial expense, but
30:40
nobody would have cared much if they'd refused.
30:42
The financial stakes were low, and
30:45
so were the publicity stakes. It
30:47
could have gone either way. Tesco's
30:49
one crate banana limit seems
30:51
a reasonable compromise. It
30:54
can also go either way when both
30:56
stakes are high. That's
30:58
why some Hoover buyers got their
31:00
flights and some didn't.
31:03
It was the worst possible combination
31:05
for any company. They looked awful
31:07
for trying to wriggle out of their own promises,
31:10
and those they were forced to keep
31:12
were ruinously expensive. But
31:15
perhaps Hoovers marketers had
31:18
always had their doubts deep down.
31:20
The tagline for their free flights campaign
31:23
was two return seats
31:26
Unbelievable. In
31:30
the Philippines, number fever left
31:32
the three four nine bottletop holders
31:35
facing their own pragmatic calculation.
31:38
Take Pepsi's goodwill twenty
31:40
dollars or fight. Fifteen
31:44
thousand Filipinos joined
31:46
a pressure group called Coalition three
31:49
four nine, set up by Vicente
31:51
Delfiero junior, a public relations
31:53
consultant and a fiery preacher.
31:56
Mister Delfierro flew to New York
31:59
to file yet another lawsuit
32:01
against Pepsi, modestly
32:03
describing himself as a Philippino
32:05
or Don Quixote, a biblical
32:07
David growing up again Stagg Global
32:10
Goliath. The Pepsi three
32:12
for nine fiasco mirrors
32:14
how irresponsible multinational
32:16
organizations abuse consumers
32:19
in developing countries. Vicente
32:22
del Piero was tapping into a sense
32:25
of injustice that runs
32:27
much deeper than one botched soft
32:29
drinks promotion. Recall what
32:32
the thought of winning a million pasos
32:34
had meant to Victoria Angelo.
32:37
You can finish school, we can buy
32:39
a real house. These
32:42
shouldn't be unrealistic ambitions
32:45
for anyone. But it's
32:47
hardly Peps's fault that life
32:49
is so unfair. And was it
32:52
ever really likely that a court would
32:54
make PEPSI pay a sum that was
32:56
almost its entire market value?
32:59
Remember, nearly half a million
33:01
bottletop holders had accepted
33:03
the good will payment, far more
33:05
than joined mister Delfierro's coalition.
33:08
The aragmatically calculated that
33:10
this was the most PEPSI could reasonably
33:13
be expected to do after
33:15
well over a decade of legal wrangles,
33:17
the courts agreed it
33:21
would be wonderful to imagine a bottletop
33:23
printing error lifting hundreds
33:25
of thousands of Filipinos out of poverty.
33:28
That that was always going to
33:30
be too good to be true.
33:40
Key sources for this episode include
33:43
reporting from the Los Angeles Times, the
33:45
BBC, and The Independent, and
33:47
a paper on consumer rebates in
33:49
the Stamford Journal of Law, Business and
33:51
Finance. For a full list of references,
33:54
see Tim Harford dot com.
33:57
Cautionary Tales is written by me Tim
34:00
Harford with Andrew Wright. It's
34:02
produced by Ryan Dilley and Marilyn
34:04
Rust. The sound design and original
34:06
music is the work of Pascal Wise.
34:09
Julia Barton edited the scripts. Starring
34:12
in this series of Cautionary Tales
34:15
Helena Bonham, Carter and Jeffrey Wright,
34:17
alongside Nazzar Elderazzi,
34:20
Ed Gochen, Melanie Gutteridge,
34:23
Rachel Hanshaw, copnaholbrook
34:25
Smith, Greg Lockett, Messiah
34:27
Munroe and Rufleus Wright. This
34:30
show wouldn't have been possible without the work
34:33
of mil LaBelle, Jacob Weisberg,
34:35
Heather Fane, John Schnarz, Carlin
34:38
mcgliory, Eric Sandler, Emily
34:40
Rostick, Maggie Taylor and
34:43
Yellow Lakhan and Maya Kanick.
34:46
Cautionary Tales is a production
34:49
of Pushkin Industries. If
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you like the show, please remember to rate,
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