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us mad. It's skeptical. It's
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political, and there is no welcome
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at. Today is Thursday, February the
2:04
13th, a day before Valentine's Day,
2:07
less than a month of the
2:09
Trump administration. Less than month. I
2:11
see some working from home today.
2:13
Recording from home because there is
2:15
an influenza strain burning its way
2:18
through America right now and also
2:20
through my heart and my home.
2:22
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
2:24
was catching strays. You never catching
2:27
a break, Tom. That's true, my
2:29
friend. That is very true. So
2:31
I don't want to get Cecil
2:33
sick. So here we are recording
2:35
from a fire. According separately, that's
2:38
okay. I am, I am heartened
2:40
to know that today when we
2:42
recorded this RFK Jr. he of
2:44
the whalehead upon his car, the
2:47
dead bear in Central Park, the
2:49
brainworm. Let me ask you, Tom,
2:51
new office, HHS, which is, which
2:53
is on his wall, the dead
2:56
bear or the whale or both,
2:58
and behind him or on his
3:00
desk somewhere there has to be
3:02
a small. like pencil holder that
3:04
is also a brainworm. I feel.
3:07
Well, so obviously, I see, so
3:09
obviously on his door, it's the
3:11
whalehead that says, whale come in.
3:13
Whale come. And then on the
3:16
other side of the door, it's
3:18
like, I can't bear that you're
3:20
leaving. Yes, there you go. Oh,
3:22
gosh. What have we gotten ourself
3:24
into? This is a fresh hell
3:27
every week. It's brand new fresh
3:29
hell every week. It's fucking crazy.
3:31
Do you listen to the daily?
3:33
You know what Tom? I don't
3:36
anymore. Oh brother. I wish like
3:38
the daily like broke back mountains
3:40
me like I just wish I
3:42
could quit I can't I just
3:44
like I just can't quit I'm
3:47
not so I haven't there's some
3:49
news programs I used to watch
3:51
on television I don't watch anymore
3:53
there's some you know certainly some
3:56
new sites I used to visit
3:58
a lot more than I do
4:00
far I still do I still
4:02
do plenty of research for the
4:05
show but but I am spacing
4:07
out some of the things that
4:09
I used to consume all the
4:11
time beforehand when it wasn't just
4:13
a deluge of terrible information that's
4:16
coming in every single day. Dude,
4:18
there was an episode today where
4:20
they were talking to somebody and
4:22
like, hey, you know, we're talking
4:25
about like the bird flu and
4:27
like we've talked to you a
4:29
few times about bird flu and
4:31
you've always said like, ah, don't
4:33
worry about it, I'll tell you
4:36
when to be worried about it.
4:38
And she's like, and I thought
4:40
it was really concerning when you
4:42
called me and said, okay, it's
4:45
time to worry, it's time to
4:47
worry, And I was just like,
4:49
fuck me! Like, like, I'm not
4:51
gonna go into the show, because
4:53
it's a whole show you could
4:56
just fucking listen to, but it's
4:58
like, we're, we've got, we've got
5:00
this moment in time, another potential
5:02
inflection point in American virus history,
5:05
or world virus history. And again,
5:07
we've got Trump in charge. And
5:09
now we've got RFK Jr. Fauchy's
5:11
gone. Like, all the grown-ups are
5:14
gone, and now it's like. And
5:16
the whole time I'm like just
5:18
kill all the birds just every
5:20
single one of them like whatever
5:22
you got to do it feels
5:25
like do this again It feels
5:27
like There's a bunch of germs
5:29
on the sideline and then as
5:31
soon as we put in Trump
5:34
They're like, okay, second string, come
5:36
on in, get in, get in
5:38
here, bird flu. Hey, it's their
5:40
new COVID strain. Hey, what about
5:42
influenza? Can we make sure our
5:45
vaccine doesn't work this time? Let's
5:47
send them in. It's like crazy
5:49
to me that these are the
5:51
people who are in charge and
5:54
they're the worst at it. They
5:56
were so bad at it before.
5:58
It's just insane. The guys in
6:00
charge, this is how crazy it
6:02
is. of America don't believe in
6:05
the value of being in charge
6:07
of America. Amazing. Amazing. That's untrue.
6:09
They're just like, you know, the
6:11
best way to lead would be
6:14
by dismantling the thing we're in
6:16
charge of. Yeah, and they're doing,
6:18
they're speed running the dismantling too.
6:20
There's like Mario speed runners like,
6:23
damn. I didn't realize you could
6:25
do it that fast. Fun. I
6:27
feel like they're just like walking
6:29
in and just like shattering the
6:31
urinals with a hammer for it.
6:34
It's like, break everything! Break everything!
6:36
Something else. I know I just
6:38
met you, but I'll do anything
6:40
to be with you. I'll leave
6:43
my husband, my kid. Baby, baby,
6:45
I'm sorry. I can't. You know
6:47
I want to tap that ass,
6:49
right? You know that. But it
6:51
just, it just, it wouldn't be
6:54
right. I love you. Sh shut
6:56
up. It's over. The
6:58
story comes from The Daily Beast. This
7:00
is, this is the story of the
7:02
week. Trump humiliated in the most powerless
7:05
image ever of a US president. And
7:07
this is referring of course to when
7:09
Elon Musk showed up to the fucking
7:11
oval office with his kid picking his
7:13
fucking nose. Elon Musk wearing a fucking
7:16
hat indoors. Yeah. You cannot look straight
7:18
up. Straight up. You cannot trust somebody
7:20
who wears a fucking half gold. That's
7:22
a grown-ass man. Like, if you're over
7:25
25, you're over 25, and you fucking
7:27
wear a baseball camp indoors, get the
7:29
fuck out of it. E'Len Musk is
7:31
my age, man. What do you even
7:33
know? What are you doing? I absolutely
7:36
agree. And if you show up to
7:38
dinner without your dinner jacket on at
7:40
home, they should just throw you out.
7:42
Like your wife should just escort you
7:44
out. I can't even. I fucking can't
7:47
with this fucking shit. I thought the
7:49
apocalypse. would have a better sense of
7:51
style. I thought so too. Man, his
7:53
style is like definitely, it's definitely like,
7:55
I just went to college and now
7:58
I'm goth look. That's definitely his guy's
8:00
look. I want to talk about that
8:02
image though. So now if you haven't
8:04
seen it, Donald Trump is at a
8:07
desk. The resolute desk that the kid
8:09
is wiping his bugers on. And he's
8:11
sitting there and Elon Musk is standing
8:13
and Elon Musk talks for. 10 straight
8:15
minutes to the crowd and Donald Trump
8:18
says nothing the entire time. Nothing. There's
8:20
never been a more neutered version. If
8:22
this would have happened to Biden, could
8:24
you imagine the amount of press that
8:26
that would have got? If it would
8:29
have happened to anybody, if it had
8:31
happened to Clinton, pick any Democratic president
8:33
and talk about what it would look
8:35
like. if they were behind that desk
8:37
and someone else were out there. You're
8:40
not seeing really a lot of that
8:42
at all. What you're seeing is, you
8:44
know, like from from outlets like this,
8:46
you know, these are people who are
8:49
quoting, you know, what is like, O'Donnell
8:51
or whatever, from, uh, from MS NBC.
8:53
So it's like, of course, they're going
8:55
to say something that's snarky. But most
8:57
media I haven't seen be as snarky
9:00
as they should be about. this particular
9:02
image and how it looks. It looks
9:04
like Musk is running the show. And
9:06
I want to lean into this. I
9:08
want everybody to lean into this. I
9:11
want to constantly lean into... You know,
9:13
I, one of the senators this week
9:15
or a Congress person was up there
9:17
and he called it the Trump Musk
9:20
presidency. And I think like, yes, you
9:22
need to keep saying that. I would
9:24
actually switch it. I would call it
9:26
the Musk Trump presidency. I would do
9:28
that constantly if I was in power
9:31
right now to make sure that I
9:33
hammered that point home over and over
9:35
and over again. What the right values
9:37
is image. They value image. And when
9:39
the image is bad. It looks bad
9:42
for them. That's when they're vulnerable. So
9:44
make sure to put this everywhere. Because
9:46
it's the most vain thing to be,
9:48
I guess, injured by, but that doesn't
9:50
matter. Like it doesn't matter. We've got
9:53
to make sure that we put any
9:55
inroads you can. And if you can
9:57
create a rift between these two people,
9:59
you can stop or slow down the
10:02
destruction of the government. And it's your
10:04
job to do that if you're in
10:06
government or if you're in the news
10:08
right now. A thousand percent. We have
10:10
to do what we have to do
10:13
to leverage the egos of these maniacs,
10:15
right? These are ego maniacs. We need
10:17
to leverage their egos so that they
10:19
are fighting against each other because the
10:21
reality is like, Musk is leading the
10:24
government right now. This is a power
10:26
play. Like I'm making fun of his
10:28
fucking hat, but like I'm doing it
10:30
on purpose because O'Donnell is right in
10:33
this article and it's worth saying that,
10:35
you know, if I go to work
10:37
and I'm going to meet with my
10:39
boss, no. If I go to work
10:41
and I'm going to meet my boss's
10:44
boss, no, if I go to work
10:46
and I'm going to go to the
10:48
corporate headquarters and I'm going to meet
10:50
with the president of my company, I'm
10:52
going to dress accordingly. But if I
10:55
want to power play that guy, I'll
10:57
dress down. Here's Elon Musk in a
10:59
fucking t-shirt. He's at the Oval Office
11:01
standing while Trump is sitting. These are
11:03
people that like, none of this is
11:06
an accident. None of this is not
11:08
rehearsed. Who's in charge? Who's in charge
11:10
if I'm in a room and I'm
11:12
standing and you're sitting and I'm talking
11:15
and you're dressed up and I'm dressed
11:17
down? Who's in charge in that? And
11:19
I'm quiet sitting the whole time. Yeah.
11:21
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't. Like
11:23
if I got if I got invited
11:26
me, Tom, stupid fucking Tom, it doesn't
11:28
mean shit about fuck. If I got
11:30
invited to the Oval Office, I dressed
11:32
to the Nine. I would dress for
11:34
that. I would dress for that. I
11:37
would not do that if I wanted
11:39
to. If I wanted to disrespect. If
11:41
I wanted to disrespect. There's a point
11:43
here that's being made. It's not like
11:45
must doesn't have suit. So Donald makes
11:48
this point. It's actually a good point
11:50
the like I actually think that if
11:52
Trump Trump wants to get rid of
11:54
Musk, here's my worry. I don't think
11:57
he can. I don't think he can
11:59
just, I don't think he can just
12:01
jettison that guy. I think that's a
12:03
real problem. I think he's in for
12:05
a penny, he's in for a pound,
12:08
I think Musk sticks around. I think
12:10
that he cannot afford to alienate the
12:12
richest man in the world. I don't
12:14
think he can afford to alienate a
12:16
guy who owns Starlink and can turn
12:19
it on and off. I think he's
12:21
totally as bitch. Trump does not have
12:23
the option, I don't think, of being
12:25
like, all right, I've had a fucking
12:28
enough of you, Musk. And I think
12:30
Musk is gonna, I think people are
12:32
waiting for Musk to overplay his hand
12:34
and what they're not realizing is he
12:36
has all the cards. That's illegal in
12:39
some states, you know? I thought you
12:41
federal agents were straight honorable guys. Does
12:43
your wife know about this? All right,
12:45
speaking of the breakdown and destruction of
12:47
the government piece by piece, this story
12:50
comes from CBS News. Democratic FCC chair
12:52
Ellen Weintrob says Trump fired her. She
12:54
says it's not legal. Cecil, it sounds
12:56
from my end of reading the story.
12:58
Not legal. It sounds like just doing
13:01
something because you said you did it.
13:03
Yeah. This is a strange situation because
13:05
the... the council or the you know
13:07
the the she's a chair of this
13:10
of this particular group of people but
13:12
this group of people has to have
13:14
three democrats and three republicans on it
13:16
currently there's they're missing one Republican that
13:18
hasn't been appointed but he can appoint
13:21
that person because there's a missing seat
13:23
but instead he wants to fire her
13:25
and he can't actually do that she
13:27
has to be replaced through a congressional
13:29
process there has to be like a
13:32
whole process to replace her and she
13:34
can't just be replaced with like a
13:36
Republican or someone he chooses has to
13:38
be like I say like there's a
13:40
whole congressional process that has to happen
13:43
and this is something that's going to
13:45
happen. and I think, and is happening
13:47
to a couple of other people. We've
13:49
seen a couple of other people sort
13:52
of say, you can't fire me even
13:54
when he's asked for resignations. Like, no,
13:56
you can't, that's not how this works.
13:58
Like, he doesn't know how it works,
14:00
because he doesn't care how it works.
14:03
All he wants is what he wants,
14:05
and he wants it done as fast
14:07
as possible. This feels like, the term
14:09
that I've got going in my head
14:11
as I'm watching all of this stuff
14:14
happen as I'm watching all of this
14:16
stuff happen is. He's testing the fences
14:18
constant. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
14:20
it's like he's like walking around testing
14:23
the perimeter fences constantly to see where
14:25
there's any weak links or any weak
14:27
shing in the armor Because like what
14:29
what is going to happen is he
14:31
knows he can't fire these people, right?
14:34
He knows he's violating the rules and
14:36
he fires all those inspector generals. Yeah,
14:38
and so he does it anyway because
14:40
then he waits he sits back and
14:42
he waits and he waits and he
14:45
watches and then they say all right
14:47
who's gonna raise a fuss. Nobody raises
14:49
a fuss. And you did an illegal
14:51
thing. It doesn't matter anymore. You got
14:53
away with it. So what's the next
14:56
thing you're going to get away with?
14:58
And the next thing you're going to
15:00
get away with. You know, now they're
15:02
talking about, you know, J.D. Vance is
15:05
proposing a theory that, you know, if
15:07
the president, if the if the judiciary
15:09
says that the president can't do something,
15:11
but the president earnestly seems to believe
15:13
that it's within his executive authority that
15:16
he's free to ignore the judiciary. A
15:18
theory that says the president is a
15:20
monarch. That is a monarch. Sure. Yeah.
15:22
That removes the check and balance process
15:24
entirely. Because our system is based on
15:27
the courts. If you don't like something,
15:29
if you think something's illegal, if you
15:31
think somebody doesn't have power, who decides
15:33
it? You go to the courts. Well,
15:36
if you just disregard the courts afterwards,
15:38
then like the courts ultimately can't do
15:40
something else. Yeah. What do you do?
15:42
Take it to court. Take it to
15:44
court. They're already to court, man. There's
15:47
nothing else. This feels like... Did I
15:49
ever tell you the story about when
15:51
I fired my own boss? No. Back
15:53
at the first title company I worked
15:55
at, which was the most insane... title
15:58
company, the most insane business that's ever
16:00
I think happened ever. So I worked
16:02
at this really terrible company, first title
16:04
insurance company I ever worked at. They're
16:06
out of business now because they set
16:09
their building on fire to hide their
16:11
fraud. It's in the Chicago Tribune, a
16:13
whole fucking thing. Laws were passed afterwards
16:15
to prevent them from doing the things
16:18
that they did. Yeah. So we have
16:20
we have whole laws now in Illinois
16:22
based on their actions. But it was
16:24
a train wreck of a company and
16:26
I worked there and I worked, my
16:29
boss was this guy named Rich. And
16:31
they wanted to fire Rich. They wanted
16:33
to get rid of Rich. So one
16:35
of the owners of the company, this
16:37
guy Tony, comes into my office, he
16:40
says, hey, I need you to fire
16:42
Rich. And I was like, I can't
16:44
fire Rich. Tony is that, I'm 25
16:46
years old, by the way. I don't
16:48
know shit about anything. I don't think
16:51
I can fire Rich, Tony. Tony. He's
16:53
my boss. He's my boss. Good
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58:02
medical technology
58:04
ever guess how many people
58:06
worldwide receives an
58:08
MRNA COVID vaccine I'm gonna
58:11
go with like four billion
58:13
five point five eight
58:15
billion okay people sure didn't
58:17
even know it 72% of the
58:19
world's population got an
58:22
MRNA where's all the fucking
58:24
dead if it's fucking dead if
58:26
it's Five and a half billion people
58:28
all took one of the most deadly
58:30
fucking wrong. It's fucking worse than sharks
58:33
in your face. Like it's just like,
58:35
it's so scary. It's like crashing a
58:37
skateboard while you're on fire out of
58:40
an airplane with electric eels biting your
58:42
nuts or whatever. It's so scarce nothing
58:44
you could do that's scarier than a
58:47
five and a half billion people.
58:49
And we're all still chugging along. And
58:51
I will point. Tom got four billion of
58:53
those shots himself. I've got so many of
58:55
them, man! I've literally gotten every shot of
58:58
proof for use in the United States. I
59:00
think the thing is, is that initially you
59:02
gave yourself harder with me, but all the
59:04
rest of the shots put it back in
59:06
order. Yeah, you just got it back in
59:08
order. You just Mr. Burns it. Yeah, you
59:10
got to balance it all out, bro. You got
59:12
to balance it all out. I just kept pouring
59:14
five W30 in there until it. This
59:17
started at 5.30 this morning. A
59:20
piano player has been following me
59:22
around and playing to make it
59:24
sound like I'm in the musical.
59:26
I'm not in a musical. Who
59:29
else has had this problem where
59:31
somebody's playing the piano and just
59:33
making your whole life feel like
59:35
a musical? How
59:38
do you get somebody that's
59:40
stopped? I hate this. I
59:42
don't like musicals. And now
59:45
my life is becoming a
59:47
musical because this idiot piano
59:50
player won't stop playing when
59:52
I'm talking. Stop! This is
59:54
driving me nuts! Please help!
59:57
If you see this, please
59:59
send help! All
1:00:02
right this last story comes from
1:00:04
New Republic Mega has total meltdown
1:00:07
over Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime
1:00:09
show Cecil I'm about to surprise
1:00:11
you like you've never been surprised
1:00:13
before I watched that half half-time
1:00:16
show I bet you did you
1:00:18
watch a lot of the halftime
1:00:20
shows I'm sure yeah I watched
1:00:22
the halftime show like they had
1:00:24
it on YouTube and we found
1:00:26
it and we're like I watched
1:00:28
the halftime show sure yeah it
1:00:30
was I don't really I personally
1:00:32
like I Don't like Kendrick Lamar's
1:00:34
style. Like it's not my style.
1:00:36
I know he's great. I always
1:00:38
want to pull it surprised. Don't
1:00:40
send me your emails about how
1:00:42
I don't appreciate him. Like it's
1:00:44
my fault. I just don't like
1:00:46
it. I'm sure it's amazing. It's
1:00:48
just a style I can't get
1:00:50
into. Love the show though. The
1:00:52
show was amazing. Show was great.
1:00:54
Like there's so much great symbolism
1:00:56
in there, like a lot going
1:00:58
on. It was really an interesting
1:01:00
show. Music's not for me, but
1:01:02
like fucking great show. I have
1:01:04
a Kendrick Lamar station on Pandora
1:01:06
that I listen to all the
1:01:08
time. So like I yeah, I
1:01:10
like I like his stuff. So
1:01:12
I'm I actively like his stuff.
1:01:14
And so I listen to that
1:01:17
and like there's a it actually
1:01:19
because it's Pandora it does its
1:01:21
thing so it starts picking things
1:01:23
out and then of course it
1:01:25
drops itself back to like 90s
1:01:27
rap starts working its way in
1:01:29
there too. So it's actually really
1:01:31
cool. It's got a lot of.
1:01:33
what I would think of his
1:01:35
new rap and then a lot
1:01:37
of older stuff and it kind
1:01:39
of it's Pandora so it mixes
1:01:41
it all up and it's a
1:01:43
lot of fun so but yeah
1:01:45
I know his work and I
1:01:47
and I listen to it and
1:01:49
I enjoy it I thought that
1:01:51
the sound quality on that was
1:01:53
terrible for the live show I
1:01:55
didn't watch a YouTube video of
1:01:57
it so I don't know if
1:01:59
it's better it was really bad
1:02:01
in that sense. And so if
1:02:03
someone were to say, technically I
1:02:05
didn't think that this was a
1:02:07
good thing, that's fine. But what
1:02:09
you have is the whitest people
1:02:11
you know saying that Mayo is
1:02:13
extra spicy. what's happening here. Exactly
1:02:15
it. One of the things that
1:02:17
I read this week that I
1:02:19
think is really, and I think
1:02:21
it was something even Barack Obama
1:02:24
had said years ago, and it's
1:02:26
like, any authentic American culture is
1:02:28
black culture. Like the rest of
1:02:30
it is all, if it's like,
1:02:32
especially because black people have been
1:02:34
here longer. than most people, like
1:02:36
certainly longer than me, like my
1:02:38
my ancestors, like we, I'm a
1:02:40
second generation person. So most black
1:02:42
people have been here for, you
1:02:44
know, another two or three hundred
1:02:46
years longer than I've been here,
1:02:48
or my parents were, their, my
1:02:50
grandparents showed up on a boat.
1:02:52
So it's like, you know, the
1:02:54
real authentic stuff that we have
1:02:56
in this unit, in the United
1:02:58
States, the stuff that's worth anything,
1:03:00
the music, the dancing, the food.
1:03:02
A lot of that can be
1:03:04
attributed to black culture. Sure. And
1:03:06
I think, you know, we're seeing
1:03:08
this rubber band snap back right
1:03:10
now where people are like really
1:03:12
up in arms about, you know,
1:03:14
giving... black people any space right
1:03:16
there there's you know you see
1:03:18
the pushback on DEA you see
1:03:20
all this pushback this this sort
1:03:22
of white centering that's happening and
1:03:24
this was just a big slap
1:03:26
in the face to them and
1:03:29
they fucking hated it and you
1:03:31
could see how much they fucking
1:03:33
hated it yeah and like I
1:03:35
want to I want to let
1:03:37
them say how much they hated
1:03:39
it so I'm gonna read right
1:03:41
from this fucking article this fucking
1:03:43
horrible racist shit it's not like
1:03:45
it's not like when I start
1:03:47
off from saying like Kendrick Lamar's
1:03:49
music is not for me. That's
1:03:51
a taste thing, right? That's not
1:03:53
what these guys are criticizing. That's
1:03:55
not what they're saying. Here's what
1:03:57
they said. The halftime show you
1:03:59
just watched is clearly the regime's
1:04:01
response to Trump's historic gains with
1:04:03
black people. That makes no sense.
1:04:05
Matt Gates wrote it. Raise your
1:04:07
hand. It makes no sense at
1:04:09
all. The regime. What regime? What
1:04:11
regime? your hand if you survive
1:04:13
the black nationalist Super Bowl halftime
1:04:15
show. That was Eric Doherty. Nice.
1:04:17
Hey, NFL, the Trump won. We
1:04:19
no longer let talentless, mumbling, pagans,
1:04:21
satanic cultists do halftime shows and
1:04:23
pretend like people like it. That's
1:04:25
Benny Johnson. Fucking yikes. Yep. This
1:04:27
is nothing to do with like,
1:04:29
hey, sometimes things just aren't my
1:04:31
taste. That's fine. That's fine. Not
1:04:33
everything's your fucking cup of tea.
1:04:36
I get that. There's going to
1:04:38
be people that don't like the
1:04:40
things you like. The way that
1:04:42
they're talking, they're like, hey, I
1:04:44
don't like that a black guy
1:04:46
was doing it. I don't like
1:04:48
that there was a black guy
1:04:50
up there with a strong message
1:04:52
about America. Like the dance, if
1:04:54
you guys didn't see it, like
1:04:56
the dance numbers, the dancers were
1:04:58
all wearing red, white and blue.
1:05:00
And they were moving in and
1:05:02
out of these like... formations as
1:05:04
they were dancing. And the formations
1:05:06
were incredibly powerfully symbolic. There were
1:05:08
parts of it that matched with
1:05:10
the music where the American flag
1:05:12
would, through the dancers that formed
1:05:14
it, would separate or divide to
1:05:16
represent a divided America. It's very
1:05:18
clever. Yeah. They do not want
1:05:20
to see a black man. And
1:05:22
also, by the way, all of
1:05:24
the dancers were black and all
1:05:26
the performers were black. Sam Jackson
1:05:28
was Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam and
1:05:30
Uncle Tom. So he was playing
1:05:32
a dual role there. There's a
1:05:34
lot of clever shit going on.
1:05:36
Like, and then like yet Serena
1:05:38
Williams up there, Serena Williams was
1:05:40
out there dancing. Like, you know
1:05:43
why she was there? I don't
1:05:45
know why she was there, no.
1:05:47
So this is a little dig
1:05:49
at Drake. She used to be,
1:05:51
I think, date Drake. And that
1:05:53
whole song, that whole song is
1:05:55
a disc track on Drake, and
1:05:57
she was creep walking during that
1:05:59
song during that song. That's why
1:06:01
he's attacking there's X out so
1:06:03
that he's right man. It's like
1:06:05
kind of amazing actually it's really
1:06:07
like I mean Like, like, when
1:06:09
you think about how intricate all
1:06:11
that stuff was, it was really
1:06:13
intricate. And they, like, the, the,
1:06:15
the Republican white establishment does not
1:06:17
want to see a powerful black
1:06:19
man making a commentary about America.
1:06:21
Yeah. And unapologetically black commentary. Yep.
1:06:23
Yep. Yes. Yep. Exactly. Exactly. They
1:06:25
fucking cannot handle that. Because it
1:06:27
threatens their hegemony. All
1:06:33
right, that's going to wrap
1:06:36
it up for this week.
1:06:38
We're going to have a
1:06:40
long form show that's kind
1:06:43
of about loneliness. Oh, oh
1:06:45
no, we can't do anything
1:06:47
really positive, but hey, there's
1:06:50
going to be a- Why
1:06:52
are we recording this one
1:06:55
from a far too? There's
1:06:57
going to be a patron
1:06:59
one that's going to be
1:07:02
coming out in a week
1:07:04
after that. So if you're
1:07:06
a patron, you'll get a
1:07:09
funny show next time, but
1:07:11
we're going to be doing
1:07:14
this article from the Atlantic.
1:07:16
on the antisocial media and
1:07:18
so that's going to be
1:07:21
coming out on Thursday. Tom's
1:07:23
going to read that article
1:07:25
for patrons so if you're
1:07:28
patron you can check that
1:07:30
out and then we'll also
1:07:33
have a patron show later
1:07:35
on in the month but
1:07:37
we're going to leave you
1:07:40
now like we always do
1:07:42
with the skeptics creed. Credulity
1:07:44
is not a virtue. It's
1:07:47
fortune cookie cutter mommy issue
1:07:49
hypnobobabble on bullshit. couched in,
1:07:52
scientists in double bubble toil
1:07:54
in trouble, pseudo quasi alternative,
1:07:56
acupunctuating, pressurized, stereogram, pyramidal, free
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energy healing, water, downward spiral,
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giant worms, Atlanta dolphins, dolphins,
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truthers, birthers, witches, wizards. You
1:08:23
wouldn't be surprised to hear
1:08:25
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1:08:27
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1:08:30
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