Russia celebrates after Republican White House thugs ambushed Zelensky. Tesla shareholders were angry-pants over moron Musk's tanking of the company and turned the tables on the DOGE leader. Nobody cared about the most recent release of the redacted Epstein files by Trump's feckless AG. Fake ICE agents have been terrorizing Cali shoppers.  Volunteers have alerted communities of raids by real ICE goons. Man-baby is peddling a "gold card immigration" option for the rich. In America, humans die earlier than in similar countries. There are tons of gators occupying Florida sewers according to University of Florida researchers. Shark semen has been collected in Australia by hypnosis to save certain species from disappearing. Also down-under, a deadly snake stole a hat from the head of a human.