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saw Battle Rappin and then I saw Coco. I

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wasn't Coco Mellon, but I was one of

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those little cartoon shows. Yeah. And I'll say no,

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we don't rock with Coco Mellon. I'm not

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gonna lie to you. My kid allowed to watch

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no Coco Mellon. My kid is not allowed

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to play with other kids that watch Coco Mellon.

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daycare. does a daycare. No, They

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no, not them kids. They all carebreds. You

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know, it's a daycare, man. Anyway, to

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Crafts Dummy's episode 185.

2:00

Mike and that's Pat. And we

2:02

also have our intern page here

2:04

with us today who will now

2:06

be giving us information so you

2:08

guys can keep saying that. We

2:10

don't do our research. Yeah, or

2:12

that we're wrong because who cares

2:14

who's wrong? One of us lives

2:16

with our mom, one of us

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doesn't. That's all you remember that.

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Make sure you guys subscribe to

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the patron. It is 50% off

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this month using the code and

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got on the horizon? Yes. Last

2:31

podcast. Well, the last two podcasts

2:33

were equivalent to Michael Jordan's flu

2:35

game. Because I don't I don't

2:37

know any podcast to this podcasting

2:39

with a torn Achilles You

2:41

know like the I

2:43

would venture to say

2:45

there's not another podcaster

2:47

out there with a

2:49

torn Achilles right now.

2:52

I'm pretty sure no

2:54

unless like they're so

2:56

unknown That nobody can

2:58

find me. That's a

3:00

dude here. It's like

3:02

no I got a

3:05

podcast. This is the

3:07

craziest It's sweet. I

3:09

just might be too

3:11

late, but this is

3:13

a crazy one. I'm

3:15

not gonna lie. Okay,

3:17

let's hear it. All

3:20

right, page, close your

3:22

ears, please. Plug your

3:24

ears? Ready, it says,

3:26

oh, fuck. Oh, man,

3:28

this is bad. Is

3:30

that bad? You want

3:32

me to read it?

3:35

I'm good at reading

3:37

about one. Yeah. Okay,

3:39

page, close your ears.

3:41

What are you doing?

3:43

Oh my gosh. What

3:45

part of the show

3:47

is this, Mike? Oh,

3:50

go ahead, man. When

3:52

do we do this?

3:54

I don't know. That's

3:56

so crazy. What? You

3:58

said you're gonna read

4:00

it, brother. Back out

4:02

now. Yeah, probably. this

4:05

is kind of fucked

4:07

up but out of

4:09

the sport of podcast

4:11

the show show go

4:13

on man all right

4:15

oh fuck this is

4:18

really fucked up by

4:20

you bro oh man

4:22

I eat peanuts before

4:24

I suck dick oh

4:26

my god come on

4:28

man Say it, Pat.

4:30

I eat peanuts before

4:33

I suck, Dick, so

4:35

my throat closes up

4:37

for a tighter grip.

4:39

I saw that, I

4:41

was dying laughing, bro.

4:43

What is going on?

4:45

I didn't like, what

4:48

is going on? There's

4:50

some dudes that's like

4:52

attracting to that. She's

4:54

like, where is she

4:56

at? No, they made

4:58

the debit card on

5:00

the table? Like, brother,

5:03

you know, nobody is

5:05

doing that in real

5:07

life. Can you pay

5:09

debit and credit for

5:11

escorts? What's

5:14

the next time? Can you meet?

5:16

What's the next time? She said

5:18

yeah. You said yeah? You said

5:21

yeah? I just like, I don't

5:23

know, I just feel like it

5:25

just like crazy federal work. It's

5:27

just a crazy thing to use

5:29

credit for though, like. I think

5:31

so, I think. I mean, I

5:33

don't agree with what they doing,

5:36

but like, he's trying to pay

5:38

it off a little bit. That's

5:40

it like, I don't do that

5:42

shit, but I can imagine, like,

5:44

I know these dudes, he's spending

5:46

like thousands of dollars on like

5:49

that stuff. No, some dudes, they're

5:51

addicted to it. Yeah, some dudes

5:53

are. They don't even have to.

5:55

Like, they get enough women, they

5:57

like, no. I want these women

5:59

right here, and that's like... There's

6:02

a very bad fetish to have,

6:04

like how many pimps gotta beat

6:06

you up for you to stop?

6:08

That's like weird, like owning the

6:10

bank money and owning the pimp

6:12

money is like, hey, very big

6:14

difference. I can just, I can

6:17

just file bankruptcy. Oh man. Okay,

6:19

do you see the, what's training

6:21

on Twitter right now is the

6:23

boyfriend versus no boyfriend trend? call

6:25

like boyfriend air or girlfriend air

6:27

like basically showing someone like when

6:30

they're in the relationship they got

6:32

acne they're a little bit heavier

6:34

and then on the they're single

6:36

hold on page can you Google

6:38

which place has the most escort

6:40

as well just I want to

6:43

come back to that which state

6:45

has the most escort go ahead

6:47

Pat let state has the most

6:49

escorts of scores I forgot what

6:51

else I'm saying. It was more

6:53

of a funny interjects. No, go

6:56

ahead. No, go ahead. What the

6:58

fuck was I saying? Oh yeah,

7:00

yeah, yeah. Boyfriend heir for his

7:02

girlfriend heir. So basically just describing

7:04

them in a relationship and them

7:06

out of a relationship. Usually them

7:08

in a relationship. They got acne,

7:11

they're a little bit overweight or

7:13

something like that. And then out

7:15

of the relationship. They look better,

7:17

obviously thinner, they got, you know,

7:19

taller, whatever, if it's, if it's

7:21

due to her girl, right? Yeah.

7:24

And somebody like explained it, it's

7:26

just like, bro, do y'all? Y'all

7:28

know it's a choice if you

7:30

get out of shape or not.

7:32

You can't blame the bad relationship

7:34

on like your shape. Were people

7:37

getting out of shape after the

7:39

relationship? No they were getting in

7:41

shape like this was me in

7:43

the relationship where I look like

7:45

and that's what I look like

7:47

and that's what I look like

7:49

now. But I do think it's

7:52

a complacency thing like because when

7:54

you're single you kind of are

7:56

looking or maybe want to be

7:58

you know people might want to

8:00

be in another relationship. you do

8:02

get comfortable sometimes you'd be like,

8:05

you know? Yeah, yeah. So yeah,

8:07

I mean, yeah, in a relationship,

8:09

you were this champion hoodie every

8:11

day. Now you're not in a

8:13

relationship, now you go shopping, and

8:15

your office start to look better,

8:18

you start to travel a little

8:20

bit more, you could have did

8:22

that in it, nobody was stopping

8:24

it. I think the one thing

8:26

too, that'd be interesting, like so

8:28

many just got to a relationship

8:30

and the person that obviously, let's

8:33

say a girl, the girl is

8:35

not as high maintenance, but when

8:37

she gets into a to a

8:39

relationship, then you figure out. Yeah,

8:41

and I also think I also

8:43

think dudes got like a bad

8:46

habit of yeah Trying to show

8:48

that they have more money than

8:50

what they really do Yeah, like

8:52

I don't I just want you

8:54

to like really understand like if

8:56

you try to say that you

8:59

have more money than what you

9:01

really do you put that out

9:03

there? You are fuck You I

9:05

think like if you put in

9:07

something like that out there that

9:09

means the person that was attracted

9:12

to you Also like that that

9:14

attracted them. That's what got them.

9:16

That's what had to get them.

9:18

Oh man you got yourself a

9:20

lady I'll tell you that I

9:22

think it does depend on the

9:24

the range Yeah, like say if

9:27

you like make $50,000 a year,

9:29

right? Yeah, and you're pretending that

9:31

you make maybe like 80, 90,000

9:33

Yeah That's what I'm saying. You

9:35

gotta skip, you know, some things.

9:37

Like, yeah, I do a lot

9:40

more than what I used to

9:42

do. But, you know, when the

9:44

Bucks players invite you out, you

9:46

gotta go, where y'all go on?

9:48

What type of bottles? I learned

9:50

that hard listen to where I

9:53

was playing Black Jacks with an

9:55

NBA player. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

9:57

I was watching you getting cooked.

9:59

So had had like a,

10:01

maybe like ,000 In like 20s, right? You know,

10:03

I know I was like

10:06

okay, if I I lose like

10:08

150, then I'm gonna then I'm going to like.

10:10

bow out, you know, bow out, right? like, I

10:12

was like, it's gonna take me a while

10:14

to lose a while to lose 150. It happened. Like

10:16

that, that, So I So was like,

10:18

damn. damn. And everybody at the table

10:20

and shit. the It was it was

10:22

shit. like, was it. Let me try

10:24

I was like, I I it. like another it

10:26

was like, And then I lost it like another 100.

10:28

I was like, yeah. Yeah. And NBA player was

10:31

telling me was telling me like to hit.

10:33

or not or to stay. he he

10:35

was, the reason I was

10:37

losing money. he was the wasn't

10:39

punking. No, he say,

10:41

hit that little nigga. No,

10:44

no, no. Pumpkin Mike. And he wasn't

10:46

punk because I do that. He said, You

10:48

need to get a little

10:50

nie. Nah, no. Mike had a 21 time,

10:52

that boy told him, crazy. but

10:54

you're about to join

10:56

the table and You like, to

10:59

get was 21 I was

11:01

about to sit down And I

11:03

saw him, he 600, right out of his

11:05

pocket. And I saw you lose your first 50 and

11:07

I'm like, I saw you lose your

11:09

first what I'm like you, no point of all,

11:11

the dealer was nice, but the of all was was

11:13

nice oh, I never was nice, but supposed to

11:16

I shit that him. I supposed to talk

11:18

shit about bro, literally said of You

11:20

one of the nicest people I ever

11:22

met But the way I just

11:24

see you take my friend's money. take my

11:26

you forever So is fuck

11:28

bitch So I want you

11:30

to know bitch. You fat? No, no,

11:33

he's not fat. But no, but

11:35

no listen listen, I want

11:37

to know, know, bitch. You took my friend

11:39

You took my friend, he was nice

11:41

as Bruh, he was nice

11:43

as hell. Nice as Bruh,

11:46

listen, mind you, he's pulling

11:48

out pulling out four three, four getting

11:50

21. and getting 21. One time I time,

11:52

I swear I was like five like

11:54

five was so bad. It was

11:56

like a five car so bad. It was like

11:58

a five car 21. You above the store. he was

12:00

like oh better luck next

12:03

time yeah yeah he kept

12:05

saying you know the carnival

12:08

people yeah I hate that

12:10

they so nice man that's

12:12

how they get you at

12:15

the carnival because you can't

12:17

really be angry enough to

12:19

like quit something yeah they're

12:22

so nice you throw the

12:24

bottle at the thing they're

12:26

like oh nice throw man

12:29

you know I need to

12:31

get mad bro so I

12:34

was um I was trying

12:36

to remember the actual thing

12:38

I was trying to Google.

12:41

So it's going to sound

12:43

bad, right? So the thing

12:45

I was trying to Google,

12:48

it was average size of,

12:50

right? But after I put

12:52

average size of, like the

12:55

suggestions started popping up. So

12:57

I'm going to read you

13:00

a couple of the suggestions.

13:02

So obviously the first one

13:04

is what's the average size

13:07

penis. The second one is

13:09

penis with two ends. I

13:11

swear page we can never

13:14

talk this free you on

13:16

the spy cat. The next

13:18

one is average size of

13:21

American women. The next one

13:23

is average size of a

13:26

bedroom. Aver size of a

13:28

newborn. Aver size of a

13:30

two car garage. And average

13:33

size of a Korean male

13:35

organ like what? Why is

13:37

that that's top like 10?

13:40

No, it's some do out

13:42

there with a 1.9 in

13:44

college with a buzz feed

13:47

account. That just wrote their

13:49

shit. What the fuck? This

13:52

was like my actual Google

13:54

search though, like this wasn't

13:56

like a website. This is

13:59

me trying to search something.

14:01

I can't remember what I

14:03

was looking for though. What

14:06

happens? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

14:08

No, wait. I forgot what

14:10

I was looking for. You

14:13

stop. You stop right now.

14:15

And I want you to

14:18

know, you have average size

14:20

of. That's all you have

14:22

tight. That's what I said.

14:25

But the first suggestion is

14:27

peers. That's what I said.

14:29

But I think that's just

14:32

your algorithm. I'm about the

14:34

Google advertising. Yeah, go ahead.

14:36

It's going to say the

14:39

same thing for you. Oh,

14:41

I remember what it was.

14:44

Average size of a tub,

14:46

because I was looking for

14:48

a slip max. Everybody Google

14:51

average size of and put

14:53

under in the comments. Can

14:55

you Google it on your

14:58

laptop, average size? What do

15:00

you have? First one is

15:02

a bedroom to a car

15:05

garage a bathroom uterus American

15:07

woman a turkey uterus in

15:10

centimeters Oh A bedroom,

15:12

yeah. What's your say? What's

15:14

your say? It's an average

15:16

size of jail, so what's

15:18

your say? It's an average

15:20

size of jail, so what

15:22

the fuck? No! Yo! Yo!

15:24

Yo! Yo! Yo! What type

15:27

of racist shit is that,

15:29

bro? Why not say that,

15:31

bro? No, why not say

15:33

that? Why did not get

15:35

no Korean organ? Yours wasn't

15:37

important, man. Wait, wait, why

15:39

is that? Let's Google that.

15:41

Why is that, why is

15:43

that trending on Google? It

15:45

has to be trending on

15:47

Google or something. The adverse

15:49

eyes of it. Like, we

15:52

must not know something. It

15:54

has to be like some

15:56

hidden thing going on. I

15:58

don't know. When

16:00

you do click on it,

16:02

it says, according to available

16:05

studies, the average size of

16:07

a Korean male organ in

16:09

parentheses, stretched penile length, is

16:12

11.7 centimeters. So it's just

16:14

the size of a Korean

16:16

male penis. Wait. Wait, wait,

16:18

wait. So it's just another

16:21

penis. Wait, so is it,

16:23

you said centimeters? Oh my

16:25

god, this is terrible. Which

16:28

is 4.6 inches. So somebody,

16:30

oh my god, this is

16:32

terrible. So somebody basically made

16:35

that Google search. So we

16:37

would go down this rabbit

16:39

hole to find out that

16:41

Koreans are known. That's what

16:44

it's saying, right? We gotta

16:46

let our Korean listeners know.

16:48

What's the American, I'm sorry

16:51

to mess up your algorithm

16:53

labels? What's the American-sized penis?

16:55

5.1 to 5.5 inches. Oh,

16:58

they shit, little. Oh, this

17:00

is 3.6. Oh, God damn.

17:02

Oh, oh, there's a, oh.

17:05

This is so random Pat

17:07

and obviously you got to

17:09

let me know if after

17:11

I play this if we

17:14

should keep it or not.

17:16

I just want to say

17:18

Pat you are not my

17:21

cousin no more. I've been

17:23

talking to you on Instagram

17:25

for like two years now

17:28

and you keep on playing

17:30

like you won't call me

17:32

and you'll never call me

17:35

so you are officially kicked

17:37

out the family and Mike

17:39

if you think this funny

17:41

you kicked out the family

17:44

too. But he I fuck

17:46

with you. You still my

17:48

cousin. Wait,

17:52

play that back? What the fuck?

17:54

You are officially kicked out. What

17:56

the fuck? And like if you

17:58

think she's I was going to

18:00

call her. Who the fuck is

18:02

it? Is that your cousin? No!

18:04

What the fuck is that? Who

18:06

the fuck I've been talking to?

18:08

If it's anybody out there I've

18:10

been talking to two years and

18:12

I said I was going to

18:14

call you, I don't know you

18:16

man. I'm captain. I never say,

18:18

oh, okay. There was somebody that

18:20

inbox that crashed on me space.

18:22

Let's say they're trying to be

18:24

been getting on the call and

18:26

they know it was me responding.

18:29

So maybe that's what they talk

18:31

about. You're not getting on the

18:33

podcast. No, you just made it.

18:35

Congratulations. So they're not your cousin?

18:37

They could be though. Now I

18:39

think about it. Okay. Play it

18:41

one more time. I don't want

18:43

to go find it again. Star.

18:45

Zarissa? People were getting on jocquies

18:47

for flying frontier. Why? I have

18:49

no clue. Some people, it was

18:51

just funny because somebody was recording

18:53

him saying why jocquies on our

18:55

flight to, and the thing about,

18:57

I feel like, with social media

18:59

too, because you know the thing

19:01

we're just talking about, like, subretent,

19:03

like you have a lot of

19:05

money and stuff like that. I

19:07

think if people, as jocquies said

19:10

he was broke, people would call

19:12

him like, oh, why you, he

19:14

wasted all his money, this and

19:16

this and this and this and

19:18

this and this and this and

19:20

this and this and this and

19:22

this and that. Not saying he

19:24

broke. I don't really get it.

19:26

It's like there's no winning with

19:28

social media. Yeah, somebody just took

19:30

a picture of Cam Newton. I

19:32

do what? I'm on a plane

19:34

also. And it's just like to

19:36

me, somebody did that to us

19:38

before at like a Milwaukee Brewer

19:40

game. I want you to know.

19:42

I know you watch this shit.

19:44

I know who you is. I

19:46

don't. But I just like saying

19:49

that. But like people like take

19:51

pictures and they think like. It's

19:53

a cool thing to do and

19:55

I think they panic in because

19:57

they just like I really want

19:59

to remember this moment by really

20:01

want to record so I rather

20:03

act like an asshole or rather

20:05

like just not even engaged with

20:07

the person because and just take

20:09

a picture with them yeah which

20:11

I think is way like just

20:13

go ask for it's more I

20:15

don't even think the person was

20:17

there was recording was saying anything

20:19

yeah there's more the internet response

20:21

to it because she all she

20:23

posted was damn why jocquees on

20:25

my flight Oh true. And then

20:27

the internet was backing him saying

20:30

that he's broke because he's fine.

20:32

So this is like, this is

20:34

how y'all thinking. So if, if

20:36

Mike makes a million dollars a

20:38

year. If, huh? Okay, when, when

20:40

might makes a million? You don't

20:42

know what I makes up. Don't

20:44

even use me. Use somebody else.

20:46

Bro. Use somebody else. Don't use

20:48

me as an example, please. With

20:50

money either. So that's a cop,

20:52

bro. Come on, man. You're dressed

20:54

like an undercover cop. I am.

20:56

You really are. Yeah, it's fine.

20:58

You know any, uh, vent in

21:00

all places around here? I would

21:02

definitely, if they told me to

21:04

wear a wire for you, I

21:06

definitely wear a wire. For me

21:09

to get me indicted? If they

21:11

already caught me, if I'm not

21:13

gonna go down with you. I

21:15

know, as soon as, as soon

21:17

as you get down to like

21:19

the police thing, I'm kiddingid not

21:21

being your brothers. That's fine. You're

21:23

going to have to come get

21:25

them. I'm not getting them either.

21:27

Huh? Yeah, on the own, man.

21:29

I'm kidding everybody in your family

21:31

and I'm going to hold them

21:33

there. All them. And I'd be

21:35

like, I'll release two at a

21:37

time once you get out of

21:39

that interrogation room. Hey, then they're

21:41

growing people. You know who I'm

21:43

keeping lies, dude. Why are you

21:45

putting his name out there bro?

21:47

My little brother Davis. He said

21:50

he told me. He's like, if

21:52

Mike tried to mention me, don't

21:54

let him mention me. We're not

21:56

close like that. You my big

21:58

brother. No. He was nervous. say

22:00

that. What were we talking about

22:02

though? Run to your flights. Front

22:04

to your flights. Oh yeah back

22:06

to it. See this is why.

22:08

I'm not CTE podcast but no

22:10

I think that I think when

22:12

people record like that people I

22:14

think they fan out. Yeah and

22:16

it's like and if you're like

22:18

if you're that big of a

22:20

fan then just go mmm because

22:22

I feel like it's never take

22:24

so why are you taking a

22:26

picture? if you don't want it

22:29

to be perceived that way. That's

22:31

so, go ask him for a

22:33

pitcher and if you say no,

22:35

then you can't get a pitcher

22:37

today. Like it's okay. They had

22:39

a Drake look-alike competition. And Toronto.

22:41

Man, I wish somebody that I.

22:43

New didn't go to that. So

22:45

I can say how I really

22:47

feel. So I, I don't respect

22:49

for him, I won't say like

22:51

what I really, really feel. But

22:53

there was to be, because the

22:55

girl one, right? But the boy's

22:57

weirdest head. Right. Which one was

22:59

popular? Oh, he showed up? Yeah,

23:01

I didn't know that. I think

23:03

he was there. Okay, let me

23:05

know if I'm wrong. You're talking

23:07

about the one that got popular

23:10

for being a favorite. Yeah, he

23:12

got, yeah, he was there. So

23:14

I, if I was him, I

23:16

would have felt a little bad

23:18

because I've been doing this for

23:20

a whole year and then obviously

23:22

a girl that, I thought the

23:24

girl was funny though. That's what,

23:26

it kind of like. Yeah, she

23:28

was fun. Yeah, it just seemed

23:30

a little less crazy like some

23:32

of them. She had a sharpie

23:34

marker all over for a beard

23:36

and then she had like Drake

23:38

when he had the Yeah, twisted

23:40

bobos. Yeah, call it or something

23:42

like that. Yeah, but the one

23:44

dude actually did look like Drake

23:46

the whoever had the black and

23:49

yellow track. Man, he looked just

23:51

like Drake. Yeah, but I think

23:53

Drake is also pretty easy. to

23:55

like, too, especially

23:57

if especially if your life

23:59

a beard. and have

24:01

braids and it's a beard.

24:03

No, you know

24:05

what's racist? man. What? No,

24:07

I send you

24:09

that tweet? racist?

24:11

got to look I send you that tweet? I

24:14

going to bleep this out I'm definitely

24:17

Um, to bleep in Canada, though.

24:19

It's in Canada. I

24:23

can't find find it. I'll show

24:26

you next time. but the worst comment

24:28

that I that I saw on

24:30

there was like, some Some dude

24:32

was I bet you they won't

24:34

do this in you they won't do this

24:36

in LA. What? Why would they Why would

24:38

they do it that That only

24:40

works in, only works in That only

24:43

works in Toronto. it. Yeah, yeah. And

24:45

anywhere yeah, yeah, it And be

24:47

else it would be like, that's, I

24:49

I think that's. Canadians have

24:51

a different style than than us. us. That

24:53

would be deemed as crazy Like especially in

24:55

today's. I don't think you'd be that crazy though. Yeah, what

24:58

I'm saying. I think it's I music

25:00

video a Yeah, but the people Yeah, those

25:02

the people do do those like those lookalike sometimes though.

25:04

Like those look-alike competitions I just Yeah, yeah. with

25:06

everything going on with Drake I That's

25:08

why it seems like everybody's like all

25:10

that's kind of weird and stuff

25:13

like that Drake now, that's been done with

25:15

so many people. It's so crazy. so

25:17

many people on kind of weird. That

25:20

guy had to like people,

25:22

so. so what is true? We got

25:24

to we got to make one real it. We

25:26

got to make one real

25:28

quick. All right. Give me another

25:30

Michael Jackson Jackson You just grew up to be

25:32

grew up to be seen the video

25:34

of the of video of the Michael Michael

25:37

Jackson to up to watch a

25:39

dude perform Michael Michael Jackson and

25:41

kind of looking like like

25:43

damn. I'm I'm grateful, like, like Yeah.

25:45

appreciate you. you. Yeah. No bro. You're bro, either. So

25:48

you're not him either. for you. question

25:50

for you. So you have a

25:52

friend. do is talk shit about All

25:54

they do is talk or about another

25:56

friend or another person all the time.

25:58

Do you assume not around? that they're talking

26:01

about, they're talking shit about you.

26:03

Thousand percent. Thousand percent. If you

26:05

tell me a secret, I don't

26:07

focus you. If you don't have,

26:09

if you don't have somebody in

26:11

your life where like they haven't

26:13

told you something, they're not loyal.

26:15

You know everything about that person.

26:17

You think you're the only person

26:19

that they do? Like you're out

26:21

of your mind. As soon as

26:23

somebody tell me a secret about

26:25

like their parents or. They siblings,

26:27

I look at them weird. It's

26:29

just like, well, why did I

26:31

have to know that your brother

26:33

used to like hump matches? There

26:35

was a guy that said, there

26:37

was a guy that said, oh

26:39

my gosh. There was a guy

26:41

that said, my friends know that

26:43

if they tell me a secret

26:45

that I'm telling my wife, so

26:48

they know not to tell me

26:50

anything that I can't tell my

26:52

wife. I'm at least telling my

26:54

wife. And they already know that.

26:56

Yeah. Weirdest. That's weird, bro. It

26:58

depends though. It also depends if

27:00

it's that person. Man, you know

27:02

how many people would be doing

27:04

better in life if that one

27:06

person just held a secret? You

27:08

know, if they actually told a

27:10

secret, man, where will be a

27:12

better place? The only thing that

27:14

the only problem with telling your

27:16

wife is that your wife might

27:18

tell her best friend. That's what

27:20

I'm saying. She got a person,

27:22

that person got a person and

27:24

then they finally get to the

27:26

person that don't give a fuck

27:28

about nothing and they tweet about

27:30

this shit. Like he and fuck

27:32

it her. Can you believe that?

27:35

What the fuck would you do

27:37

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Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

30:47

okay, okay, okay, okay, bye, no,

30:49

wait, you can hear. Yes, I

30:51

get nervous on the game. So

30:53

why would you say, okay? Oh,

30:55

you're nervous, I got you. You

30:57

shouldn't be nervous, it's not, it's

30:59

not alive. Okay, okay, got it.

31:01

You get fired, and nobody will

31:03

hear it. I'm not going to

31:05

do all that. All right. We

31:07

got a question for you. What's

31:09

something that should be left in

31:11

2024? Okay. Fucking dreadheads. Fucking dreadheads.

31:13

Because I have a story for

31:15

you guys. I have a fucking

31:17

story because I said to myself,

31:19

I don't have types. I really

31:21

swear to God I don't have

31:23

a type. But something about dreadheads,

31:25

I just, it's not that I

31:27

can't stand them. It's just, I

31:29

don't know, it's not what I'm

31:32

into. Whatever, but there's this one

31:34

dreadhead that works at my job

31:36

that I saw him and I

31:38

was like oh this man kind

31:40

of cute So, you know, I

31:42

tell my co-worker I tell her

31:44

and I'm like, I don't know

31:46

I feel like I shouldn't drop

31:48

names here, but So I tell

31:50

cat, I'm like, oh, there's this

31:52

fine-ass man that works on your

31:54

floor, right? I don't, I don't,

31:56

we work, I don't know, we

31:58

work at the phone company. So

32:00

we had the phone company, and

32:02

his name is Jayden, and my

32:04

co-worker's name is Kat, you know,

32:06

fucking, I'm just dropping these. But

32:08

she's like, nah, like we don't

32:10

get y'all together. So just mind

32:12

you, she's the one. Again, she

32:14

brings me to his desk, because

32:16

this is her co-working, I'm on,

32:19

I'm going to hold different floor.

32:21

So she brings his desk and

32:23

she's making this whole story about

32:25

how she's like, oh, I'm just

32:27

trying to get the interns up

32:29

about how she's like, oh, I'm

32:31

just trying to get the interns

32:33

together. She's down. even trying to

32:35

like shoot my shot with this

32:37

niggles. She ends up asking me

32:39

on a date. He asks me

32:41

on a date, right? We go

32:43

on a date, the date's good.

32:45

He asks me on another day.

32:47

This date is for Sunday. Now,

32:49

Kat, the girl that set us

32:51

up, she goes through a breaker.

32:53

This girl is an Asian girl.

32:55

This is an Asian, John. She

32:57

Asian. So. And he's like, he's

32:59

like, you're a big gym dude,

33:01

like, you should go with it.

33:03

So he's like, yeah, I bet,

33:05

like, whatever. They go to the

33:08

gym, like, I didn't think that

33:10

she was in the black man.

33:12

He's like, no, I love black

33:14

women, like, yeah, I gotta, yeah,

33:16

do that, right? So, task, like,

33:18

going through a lot, she's like,

33:20

oh, like, I'm trying to go

33:22

to the gym, come to a

33:24

lot. She's like, oh, oh, oh,

33:26

like, oh, like, like, like, oh,

33:28

like, like, like, like, like, like,

33:30

like, like, going through a lot,

33:32

like, like, like, like, like, like,

33:34

like, like, like, going, like, like,

33:36

like, like, like, like, like, like,

33:38

like, like, like, like, like, like,

33:40

like, like, like, like, like, like,

33:42

like, like, like I got a

33:44

PS5, right? I think it don't

33:46

take forever to set up. But

33:48

he's like, oh, I want to

33:50

help her set up her for

33:52

a PS5. I'm like, I would.

33:55

So, my Jew, my Jew, I

33:57

have a date with this nigga

33:59

on Sunday. At her

34:01

crib, sent up the PS5 on Friday. She,

34:03

he tells me he's like, oh yeah, we

34:05

set up her PS5, like we played Marvel's

34:07

rivals, like whatever. I'm like, cool, cool, cool.

34:10

He played the game. He played the game?

34:12

He played the game. He played the game.

34:14

But she says to me, she wished to

34:17

play Thursday to some of me. She's like,

34:19

oh yeah, by the way, when he was

34:21

at my crib on Friday, he asked me

34:23

if he could eat my pussy and fucking.

34:26

Bich, what? And you just got away a

34:28

fucking week? I told me, and I went

34:30

on a day, I went on a day

34:32

with that nigger, we saw a wicked, and

34:35

he was grabbing my fucking boobs and ass

34:37

and shit, and I had to tell him,

34:39

I'm like, yo, this camera's in here, and

34:42

you're gonna turn me into an AMC warrior.

34:44

And I'm like, bitch, and I told you

34:46

this, she's gone on the game of him

34:48

the next fucking day. times

35:01

apparently. Because I don't, it was,

35:03

what? So I mean, you talked

35:05

on the game and then you

35:08

waited a fucking week to tell

35:10

me? Who didn't know? I'm like,

35:12

what's wrong? She said, well, I'm

35:15

saying, what's your question? I'm like,

35:17

what is this picking most? Oh

35:19

my God, you, your voice is

35:22

gonna get high or not. I'm

35:24

sorry. Let me calm down. Let

35:26

me calm down. Let me calm

35:29

down. You know what we're gonna

35:31

do? I'm gonna, so then, she's

35:33

like, you know what we're gonna

35:36

do? I'm gonna, you know what

35:38

we're gonna do? I'm gonna tell

35:40

him, like, you know what we're

35:43

gonna do? I'm gonna tell him,

35:45

like, you got, you got a

35:47

week to tell her before I

35:50

do, right? Because she deserves to

35:52

know, and she's gonna tell me

35:55

because we got work on money.

35:57

But see, I'm Jamaican, right? I

35:59

have dreams. So I had a

36:02

dream about this. And I just,

36:04

I woke up feeling sick, so

36:06

I was like, nah. So I

36:09

called him 11 times. And he

36:11

puts up on the 11th ring

36:13

and he's like, what's wrong? And

36:16

I'm like, how do we know

36:18

something's wrong? And he's like, you

36:20

call me 11 times. I'm like,

36:23

I fear. But so I said,

36:25

I'm like, when you was at

36:27

Cass House, did you offer the

36:30

fuck her and eat her pussy?

36:32

He goes, yeah. Oh, like, if

36:34

she wasn't like that, like, she's

36:37

over exact. Nah, he's like, nah,

36:39

he's like, nah, I did that.

36:41

And then I'm like, oh, how

36:44

do you expect me to take

36:46

this? Like, you're telling me, mind

36:49

you, I'm, you know, man, I'm,

36:51

I'm, I'm, we're even to his

36:53

sister and shit. He, this is

36:56

the next day, this down the

36:58

third. And then, what, what, one

37:00

for the Filipino, one for the

37:03

peanut, Pina, John? John. John. John.

37:05

Just mention or I want to

37:07

try, you know, fucking bondage and

37:10

you're like, fuck it. Let's do

37:12

it right now. Like, that's all

37:14

it takes and you say you're

37:17

not even into Asian shardings like

37:19

that. Like, mind you, did I

37:21

really? Did he just say that?

37:24

How do you know that? They

37:26

just say that out the blue

37:28

one day? Because I was speaking.

37:31

Okay. He said to me that

37:33

I look like I'm into white

37:35

dudes. And that's why he was

37:38

like, honestly, when I first met

37:40

you, I didn't really think he

37:43

was fucking with me like that.

37:45

Because he was like, he went

37:47

to a white dude. And I'm

37:50

thinking like, damn, what is it

37:52

the bridge? But it is. This

37:54

just been in for like six

37:57

months. But I'm like, I'm like,

37:59

you went to East Ashaw, and

38:01

he's like, see, and never that.

38:04

Like, but mind you, this man

38:06

told me, because I'm like, because

38:08

I'm like, I'm like, like, like,

38:11

like, like, like, like, like, three.

38:13

And I'm like, it's like his,

38:15

he's only been a relationship for

38:18

black women. But he, he's like,

38:20

I've like had some Latina entanglement.

38:22

You know, I fuck with a

38:25

few latinas, but he's like, but

38:27

I would never you know, what's

38:29

anybody but a black woman? And

38:32

I'm like, okay, what type of

38:34

conversations are y'all? Where's the, where's

38:37

the, where's the, where's the, where's

38:39

some like good shit, y'all talk

38:41

about the news, anything? Like, you

38:44

like driving shorted. No, I don't.

38:46

You know, that's not the only

38:48

conversations we have. We do have

38:51

good conversations. It's just like. I

38:53

mean, but am I going to

38:55

talk about how it's like, oh

38:58

yeah, we had like a real

39:00

intellectual conversation about wealth inequality and

39:02

then, you know, he also tried

39:05

to fuck on my friend. Listen,

39:07

is that your friend though? Because

39:09

that happened and he right back

39:12

over there, right? No, he not.

39:14

But I thought you said they

39:16

played the game the next day.

39:19

But he set up that game

39:21

though. That's what I'm saying. So

39:23

I'm like, how was I playing

39:26

Duos? Exactly. And like, so right

39:28

now we like on, we on

39:30

our break. We don't know break.

39:33

Y'all don't even sound like you're

39:35

in a relationship. You just said

39:38

his name on the pocket, you

39:40

want him back? I mean, see

39:42

that's the thing. It's like, I

39:45

don't know. All right, because it's

39:47

like, no man, no, what's hard.

39:49

This is you trying to get

39:52

Jayden back though, right? But honestly

39:54

he might, bro, he actually might

39:56

fucking block me over this. But

39:59

I did it. If you really,

40:01

if you really fuck with me,

40:03

if you really with me. me, um,

40:05

I need really to acting need you

40:07

to stop other bitches, with

40:10

other I don't know, get us into some flowers or something.

40:12

get a bit of I flowers or

40:14

something. this I hope that in this

40:16

week, I've said but take a week

40:18

break, but like do something in

40:20

the week, think about your actions. Get

40:22

a bit of some flowers.

40:24

flowers. I I don't know, apologize, like,

40:26

I don't know, apologize, but like,

40:28

whatever. but like, whatever, like, try to try and

40:31

work, for show, I guess. I guess. you

40:33

should get you should get at at

40:35

video games or something. Man, he asked, and that's

40:37

crazy, because he crazy because he

40:39

play more before he asked

40:41

me. So So it's like, it's

40:43

like, he didn't want that big. I'll get that

40:45

PS5. All right, you one. thank you two,

40:47

y'all. All you. You y 'all. back.

40:49

You're saying more He ain't coming

40:52

back. than when she when she

40:54

started. yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a

40:56

That was a lot, man.

40:58

was like she was just was she

41:00

was a good talker. she she can yap. Yeah.

41:03

That was That was the Sounds like Sounds

41:05

like playing her, including

41:07

herself. herself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's

41:09

tripping. I wish she didn't didn't

41:11

say names. such a thing

41:13

something not good at I'm

41:15

not out to out real

41:18

one Man, shout out to

41:20

Jay them, bro. You're a real

41:22

do? bro. AT&T, and

41:25

sir. What y 'all you Pretty good. y'all

41:27

doing? Pretty good. All right.

41:29

I got a a question

41:32

for you for you. What's something

41:34

something that we should

41:36

leave leave in 2024? I

41:38

think we should leave

41:40

should leave Pat in 2020.

41:42

Does Pat really be

41:44

hating on

41:47

everybody. everybody? You black? Nah.

41:49

What does that Why

41:51

did that matter? Why would it matter?

41:53

What are you? What are

41:55

you? Why? are you, what

41:58

are you? What am I? Yeah. Uh,

42:00

Caucasian. So you wanna leave

42:02

a black man? Twenty-two. Twenty-two.

42:05

Nah, it's not, no, no,

42:07

no. You can't be racist.

42:10

My wife, my wife, is

42:12

his wife, and he has

42:14

a, uh, a kid too.

42:17

What that mean? And I

42:19

got two black kids. What

42:22

that mean? I mean, I

42:24

got a good point. Yeah,

42:26

he's how he's not hating.

42:29

I don't do you credit

42:31

for that though. I don't

42:33

know. What you don't like

42:36

about black men? What do

42:38

you mean? I don't got

42:41

no problem. I mean, I

42:43

mean, I represent black men

42:45

on podcast. What you got

42:48

against black men in the

42:50

podcast, bro. Who gave you

42:53

the power to represent all

42:55

black men? Oh, so you're

42:57

speaking for black people? No,

43:00

I'm just asking questions. No,

43:02

no, no, no. No, man.

43:05

I know you're tight, man.

43:07

You be big. My type,

43:09

what's my type? Man, give

43:12

me your family, nigger. Right?

43:14

No, no, no, man. You

43:17

got it, brother. I respect

43:19

you, bro. It's just jokes,

43:21

man. Calm on, man. He's

43:24

like, you see the cheeriness

43:26

commercial. I'm just joking, too.

43:29

Yeah, okay. That's crazy. All

43:31

right, man. All right, you

43:33

have a good one, bro.

43:36

Love black man, man. Can

43:38

you hear us? Yeah, can

43:40

you hear me? Yes. It's

43:43

funny that we laugh at

43:45

a certain shit that nobody

43:48

knows what we're laughing at.

43:50

We do so many of

43:52

these that certain shit is

43:55

just fucking funny, no matter

43:57

what. Oh, we all got

44:00

good laughs. I like that

44:02

laugh. I got a question

44:04

for you. What's something that

44:07

should be left in 2024?

44:09

Niggers trying to hit you

44:12

up knowing damn the well

44:14

that they got a little

44:16

ash shrimp farm. Like, if

44:19

you can, if you can

44:21

hold it in your hands

44:24

or scoop it up in

44:26

your hands, don't hit me

44:28

up, please. Please. Hey y'all

44:31

know exactly what the fuck

44:33

I'm talking about. Wait, I

44:36

don't know, shit. Like, you've

44:38

talked to him, you've talked

44:40

to him for a while.

44:43

Wait, wait, wait, wait, can

44:45

you please, please, please, please,

44:47

say that first line again?

44:50

How you just said it?

44:53

What's this little character? What

44:55

is that? You get to

44:57

know him. You talk to

45:00

him. And then y'all go

45:02

on a few days or

45:04

something like that. No, because

45:06

like you get to know

45:08

him. You talk to him

45:10

like, and then y'all go

45:12

on a few days or

45:14

whatever. And y'all finally get

45:16

to know each other and

45:18

then you're so high. What's

45:21

this little caritwoman? And then

45:23

they want you to get

45:25

on top, knowing damn well

45:27

if you get on top,

45:29

it's gonna be slipping out

45:31

coming. Like, come on. Oh

45:33

my God! Come on! I

45:35

don't know who they is,

45:37

bro, but I feel like

45:39

they'll never speak up for

45:42

themselves, so I'm gonna do

45:44

it for them. Don't be

45:46

talking shit about this, man.

45:48

Oh my god, yes it

45:50

was. And it, oh my

45:52

god. Like, I was excited

45:54

to talk to him and

45:56

he was rich as fuck,

45:58

like his parents. had money

46:00

money like old money and

46:02

so um but he was

46:05

he was black and like

46:07

all his friends were white

46:09

and he would let his

46:11

friends call him niegha and

46:13

stuff and I was just

46:15

like hmm you're one of

46:17

those because you know there's

46:19

some of those in the

46:21

South. No, like, okay, so

46:23

what's it called? Where I

46:26

live, there's a lot of,

46:28

like, white cities, and then,

46:30

you know, there's a few

46:32

token black kids in the

46:34

schools, right? So that's what

46:36

he was. And so all

46:38

his friends were white. He

46:40

was a dark-skinned nigger, and

46:42

he had never been with

46:44

a girl who was black

46:47

at all. And then, um...

46:49

I had, I was talking

46:51

to him for like a

46:53

while, a while. And then

46:55

I finally go over to

46:57

his place, but he lived

46:59

a little bit away from

47:01

me. So I finally go

47:03

over to his place and

47:05

he's sitting here, hyping himself

47:08

up, hyping himself up. He

47:10

pulls it out and he

47:12

tries to put it in

47:14

and I'm on top and

47:16

like, it kept slipping. And

47:18

so I go, and he

47:20

hears me and. He

47:23

kind of doesn't want to

47:25

do it anymore. And I

47:27

didn't mean to. I didn't

47:30

mean to. I didn't mean

47:32

to be mean to his

47:34

face. Of course I would

47:36

have waited to talk about

47:39

him behind his back, but

47:41

like... It's just disappointing. You

47:43

know, you just created a

47:46

he-man, woman-hater. I tell you

47:48

that. He is online and

47:50

a W-M-A conference. That's him.

47:52

You just created a... You

47:55

literally just started another red

47:57

pill podcast. For real. You

47:59

went straight and grabbed those

48:01

mics. Let me tell you

48:04

one. No more women should

48:06

be. You got a good

48:08

one? No, that's... All right,

48:11

you got a good one.

48:13

No, that's actually crazy. Okay,

48:15

well, like, I know, imagine

48:17

if y'all were girls and

48:20

like, you haven't had that

48:22

in a while. Why are

48:24

you getting offended? Are you

48:27

not secure? Yeah, yeah, I'm

48:29

just saying, we... No, we

48:31

already said, why? Oh, my...

48:33

I was going to say

48:36

I missed y'all. No, I

48:38

know, but this sounds like

48:40

it's about to get into

48:43

something else. Yeah, I'll turn.

48:45

I gotta be having shit

48:47

to do, type shit. Oh,

48:49

okay, Mrs. Busy, go ahead.

48:52

I mean, we're shooting a

48:54

podcast. You arguing me on

48:56

the podcast. I want to

48:59

stay on the phone a

49:01

little longer, but Pat has

49:03

to go. So you have

49:05

a good one. All right.

49:08

Bye Pat. Bye, Pat. Bye.

49:10

Bye. Bye. Bye. What's something

49:12

that should be left in

49:15

2024? What's that you're ugly

49:17

for some reason, but I

49:19

got a question. I didn't

49:21

say that. I just want

49:24

to. I'm having a bad

49:26

day. I don't want to

49:28

get an energy. I'm not

49:31

starting with y'all. What's up,

49:33

man? No, I said I'm

49:35

having a bad day. Just

49:37

Pat, just Pat. But anyway,

49:40

what's going on Pat? What's

49:42

going to crash on Pat?

49:44

Oh yeah. Why, why, why,

49:47

why, why? Why, why? Do

49:49

y'all have Sam's clothes out

49:51

there? Yeah. Yeah, so I

49:53

went to Sam's clothes one

49:56

day to pick up an

49:58

order for my manager and

50:00

walk by the cafe and

50:03

there's three dudes eating footlong

50:05

hot dogs, no condiments, and

50:07

I'm supposed to hang out

50:09

the bones. You said they

50:12

was drunk? What the point?

50:14

Dry Saboon points. Dry Saboon

50:16

points. Hanging out the bun

50:19

on both sides. Wait, wait,

50:21

you got a lot of

50:23

details. How long you watch?

50:25

Well man, like, there's only.

50:28

One area to check out.

50:30

Isn't it a glitzy gazer?

50:32

No way. Now boy, why?

50:35

You got you a fresh

50:37

show. He said, they eat

50:39

it from both sides. This

50:41

is crazy. Both sides, bro.

50:44

You know what's wrong? But

50:46

do you know what's worse

50:48

than two dudes? Four dudes

50:51

eating a hot dog? It

50:53

was three, but what's up?

50:55

the person watching it is

50:57

I'm facing in that direction

51:00

no I don't know you

51:02

can't turn around either that

51:04

was a lot of detail

51:07

And it was hanging out

51:09

both sides. Hey, wait, who's

51:11

that talking? Key and Gene.

51:13

What up? What do? What

51:16

do? What's up, Key, bro?

51:18

Uh, yeah, whatever. Oh, okay. Oh, man. Oh,

51:21

right. This dude, oh, bro. Hey, you watch

51:23

the fingers, eat glizzas, what you want from

51:25

him? Hey, it is okay to eat, hey,

51:27

it is okay to eat, hey, it is

51:29

okay to eat hot dogs and public dogs.

51:32

They got, like, chilling and cheese on them,

51:34

right? Right. Eat your glizzes in peace, man.

51:36

Yeah, y'all just gonna keep having a conversation

51:38

while I'm on the phone. Yeah, yeah, what

51:40

the fuck is you? What y'all getting for

51:42

dinner tonight? Yeah. Keep having, you know, we

51:45

gotta be more respectful. That's my bad, bro.

51:47

That's kind of like, I don't know. That's

51:49

me. But anyway. We a question

51:51

for you. Uh, welcome

51:53

to for you. Welcome to some,

51:55

for some reason, Podcast. Pat

51:58

says, profile some I don't

52:00

know why. Pat say your genes

52:02

tied to you, why are

52:04

you looking at that

52:06

though? picture. I I didn't

52:08

say know why. a question

52:11

for you. at that though? Crazy,

52:13

right? But something that should

52:15

be left in a question

52:17

for you. What's something that

52:19

should be left in 2024? Okay, when

52:21

just niggas in general, have a

52:23

gun. or And they say some

52:26

shit, in general, on a gun and they say

52:28

some just like. like, Yeah, and that's

52:30

a little key bringing down your You're talking about

52:32

you got a dick on your

52:34

gun. You talking about

52:36

no. a dick on your gun. me

52:38

off. I don't know. There's

52:40

something about it that do

52:43

you think about off. All right. Hey,

52:45

ain't it? What is a

52:47

bar, about that? That's a bar, ain't it?

52:49

Yeah, that is a bar, but niggas be shooting

52:52

spars. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold

52:54

on, wait, wait, wait, heard wait, wait,

52:56

okay, we gotta, we gotta get of

52:58

the of the, we for a

53:01

second. Let's just get serious.

53:03

If you got a

53:05

dick on your gun, the

53:07

shoot sperm. for a shooting sperm

53:09

cells. just that. serious. If

53:12

you got a dick on your

53:14

on dick shoots No,

53:16

no, no. we're shooting

53:18

sperm cells. People say that?

53:20

made don't know. It don't make

53:22

sense. Hold on, wait with you.

53:24

It makes sense. It makes sense. I never

53:26

say I have to. I'm not going to lie

53:28

to you though, but you said that

53:31

pops in my head is

53:33

a gun that pops in

53:35

get to thinking about that

53:37

stuff, right? I get first thought

53:39

was like that stuff, right? sperm. first thought

53:41

was but it's just squirting sperm. No,

53:43

needs to be just like, because

53:45

he's saying it out. to be thing, that

53:48

should be gone. It needs to be

53:50

abolished. I'm with with it it should be

53:52

gone because that's what I hear when and

53:54

what niggas just weird. it's just weird. Like why don't just

53:56

say you got on the on the You know

53:58

what I'm know what I'm saying? It's the the

54:00

same thing, it's you're your gun.

54:03

on your gun. Hey man. You say

54:05

that to me? You say that to

54:07

I'm saying? You know what I'm shoot that

54:09

dick. know what I'm saying? You know what's, you know

54:11

what's, right, boy. You have a

54:13

good one. got a weird ass past

54:15

that you got a weird but I don't

54:17

I know why he's saying that. a question

54:19

for you, but what something that

54:21

should be left in for you. But what's

54:24

something that to have

54:26

you on the podcast. in

54:28

2024? Great to have you on the podcast.

54:30

All right, man. to get

54:32

new key jokes. You need not

54:34

now. get Why are you

54:36

talking? jokes. You need to leave

54:39

the key jokes. Key to

54:41

get new that need

54:43

to leave the key

54:45

Key is not

54:47

even that fat, it that

54:49

nigger every podcast. Leave the

54:52

key jokes to 2024. Why don't

54:54

you talk like somebody you

54:56

up and shaking you up

54:58

and shaking you at right. time?

55:00

Hey, I was really going really

55:02

going. paper to explain it. Well,

55:05

you you can't even

55:07

talk. talk got a question

55:09

for you Yeah, I got something that

55:11

we should leave in 2024 you. What's something

55:14

that we should leave in

55:16

2024? Hey, shout out to

55:18

with Kaya. Kaya. Hey, but she

55:20

but she get left into it. I'm sorry. Hey, it

55:22

was a sorry. Hey, it was a

55:24

good motivation for all the females

55:26

and get up cooking this shit. But I shit,

55:28

see that but I don't see that

55:30

shit the end of this year, bro. I don't know

55:32

end of hyping that shit is. I don't

55:34

know what the hype in that

55:36

shit is. all nothing behind it, man.

55:38

copy all the females trying to

55:40

copy the trend, but y 'all should

55:42

have already been cooking for your

55:44

man in the first place. place. It's

55:47

not no big hype. She not gonna

55:49

take take your man. If you feel threatened

55:51

by that. that, you You should go

55:53

cook a meal for your

55:55

man. type of niggas of around? around?

55:57

Oh of niggas you be around? What you of

55:59

nieges like? What girls getting mad at Kaya? I

56:01

mad really know I didn't really know

56:03

that. were. They definitely were. A

56:05

lot of females that's of mad at getting

56:07

mad at her. feel me? her. She

56:10

was on her. She's talking about

56:12

She to take my man. Oh, she's just

56:14

that sick end the just taking it

56:16

just So why should we leave

56:18

her in 2024? her in 2024? Because

56:22

there's no height to that like was

56:24

it was a cool little a video from

56:26

while from but there's a whole bunch. I

56:29

don't think it needs a whole bunch of I

56:31

don't There's a whole bunch of to

56:33

get the a whole bunch of invoices to cook on the

56:35

exactly. So what's so special about

56:37

her? Can she suck a little

56:39

ass? special do make

56:41

good food. she sent a little ass She

56:43

something like good food. This nigga talking

56:45

like you got like a make good

56:47

food. or something like

56:49

a respective media You

56:52

know, gee, you, you try... Damn, bruh,

56:54

bring back the bro, bring back the

56:57

key, Joe, man. Damn, cry, man. Yo, cry.

56:59

that sound, last. Oh my god. All cry,

57:01

cry, cry, cry. right, bro. Damn, I was

57:03

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57:05

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57:07

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and conditions apply. You remember a

1:00:08

movie, Coach Carter? Classic. Right? With

1:00:10

Samuel Jackson, right? Yeah, with the

1:00:12

basketball, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm

1:00:14

not talking to y'all because I

1:00:16

know, y'all know. I got a

1:00:18

good, I got to get him

1:00:20

there. Okay, so you remember Coach

1:00:22

Carter. And so what's the, tell

1:00:24

a story about what you think

1:00:27

Coach Carter meant. What

1:00:29

do you think it was all

1:00:31

about? So Coach Carter was about

1:00:33

some delinquent kids that he needed

1:00:35

a little discipline so he gave

1:00:37

them discipline through the sport of

1:00:40

basketball. Correct and they won on

1:00:42

top of it a little bit.

1:00:44

Okay good. So what do you

1:00:46

think the like requirements that he

1:00:48

had them do? Like what did

1:00:51

he have them do to be

1:00:53

on the basketball team? Get good

1:00:55

grades? Right I was like one

1:00:57

of them right remember the city

1:00:59

like debated like they had like

1:01:02

a debate it's a fire to

1:01:04

coach because he was coming in

1:01:06

with these crazy requirements right quote-unquote

1:01:08

crazy you won't know the requirements

1:01:10

are this is what they were

1:01:13

revolting in the in the movie

1:01:15

yeah oh okay These are his

1:01:17

require this this is what got

1:01:19

the city to debate if they

1:01:21

was firing him or not Because

1:01:24

he put change on the door

1:01:26

because they weren't because enough players

1:01:28

weren't meeting these requirements. Okay, all

1:01:30

right? Attending all classes and sitting

1:01:32

in the front row Okay, doing

1:01:35

community service and a 2.3 GPA.

1:01:37

You know like I've been at

1:01:39

schools where like everybody got a

1:01:41

low GPA like it happens like

1:01:43

an inner city school like it's

1:01:45

tough like the schooling is tough

1:01:48

sometimes I get that but for

1:01:50

the to be fighting back like

1:01:52

hell no. He said you got

1:01:54

a what? What if what do

1:01:56

you want? What if we don't

1:01:59

like that? What if we don't

1:02:01

like to sit at the front

1:02:03

of the class? We always been

1:02:05

in the back. Ain't no nephew

1:02:07

of mine sitting in the front

1:02:10

row with no mother fucking tie-on.

1:02:12

We gazes. Like, what are you

1:02:14

talking about? Hateen because a nigger

1:02:16

got a tie-on is ridiculous. That's

1:02:18

crazy, bro. No, but I wouldn't

1:02:21

like wearing that. I ain't gonna

1:02:23

lie. Just on game days? It's

1:02:25

not that bad, though. No. You

1:02:27

didn't dress up on game days?

1:02:29

I might have. I can't remember.

1:02:32

We didn't. Some of them do

1:02:34

be having that shit on like

1:02:36

during the tunnel walks but then

1:02:38

again they fit to be asked.

1:02:40

You're talking about high school? No,

1:02:43

like in the NFL. Like for

1:02:45

the problem? Yeah, the pros can

1:02:47

wear what they want. They still

1:02:49

put that shit on though, even

1:02:51

if they got the regular khakis

1:02:54

on. There's some people that can't

1:02:56

dress. I feel like the more

1:02:58

money sometimes you get the less

1:03:00

you can dress sometimes. Like some

1:03:02

of the worst dresses are the

1:03:05

people with the most money. You

1:03:07

can buy whatever you want just

1:03:09

because of the price. I feel

1:03:11

like at that point you just

1:03:13

reaching to be different. If I

1:03:16

had a billion dollars it would

1:03:18

literally make me throw up to

1:03:20

see a niggin' in the same

1:03:22

shirt. I would literally start gagging.

1:03:24

I'd be at the last one.

1:03:26

I see another person want my

1:03:29

shirt on. No, yeah, I would

1:03:31

want to be different than distinct

1:03:33

too because I feel like if

1:03:35

you got a billion dollars you

1:03:37

got to carry yourself for a

1:03:40

certain way. Has there ever been

1:03:42

a dress code in the NBA?

1:03:44

There was a beat like before

1:03:46

Iverson. Yeah, yeah, it used to

1:03:48

be. He said before I was

1:03:51

like, he was Jesus or something.

1:03:53

Oh, he tried to change the

1:03:55

dress code. Oh, yeah, for sure.

1:03:57

jerseys right? That's he started that.

1:03:59

He started like with the the

1:04:02

big teas and shorts. Iverson. You

1:04:04

think he started? Not starting the

1:04:06

trend, but he was the one,

1:04:08

like the, the more rose on

1:04:10

the one. Yeah, he's a model

1:04:13

of it. He definitely started. Yeah,

1:04:15

he was one of, like, when

1:04:17

you think back at it, you

1:04:19

think of, like, Michael Vic, Alan

1:04:21

Iverson type of, like, braids. Everybody

1:04:24

wanted braids back then. Yeah. But,

1:04:26

so my next question is, I've

1:04:28

been seeing, like a lot of.

1:04:30

Things on tic-toc like What's that

1:04:32

the Adrian Nunez do he used

1:04:35

to date another tic-tocker or whatever

1:04:37

and then it's this ex-girlfriend of

1:04:39

an NFL player that she had

1:04:41

tic-toc or no, but like they

1:04:43

date now and like Sometimes I

1:04:46

see stuff that DDDG does and

1:04:48

I'm just like do people create

1:04:50

drama to build their fan base?

1:04:52

Sometimes is that like a new

1:04:54

thing and like how far are

1:04:57

you willing to go? I feel

1:04:59

like, no, allegedly, don't come after

1:05:01

me, but I feel like the

1:05:03

Kardashians did that. I feel like

1:05:05

a lot of... That's what you

1:05:08

didn't want them to come at

1:05:10

your phone? You say, I don't

1:05:12

know. I don't know. That's the

1:05:14

biggest experience. That's the biggest experience.

1:05:16

Don't you know how much money

1:05:18

they made? I don't believe you

1:05:21

right you like you definitely I

1:05:23

can definitely pay you to make

1:05:25

up and that's not that's not

1:05:27

bad to believe how we're doing

1:05:29

things that they weren't supposed to

1:05:32

be doing anyway I guess so

1:05:34

I was gonna say why the

1:05:36

reason I love Twitter or whatever

1:05:38

I don't think I'm ever gonna

1:05:40

feel comfortable calling Twitter X just

1:05:43

like in conversation but the reason

1:05:45

I love Twitter is that it

1:05:47

validates my feelings a lot Like

1:05:49

I'd be thinking something or maybe

1:05:51

have a hot ticket and you

1:05:54

didn't go on. on Twitter or

1:05:56

something and then somebody recites your

1:05:58

exact thought. I think that's like

1:06:00

the one place that really like,

1:06:02

but also validates people's like wrong

1:06:05

decisions too. Or wrong opinion, because

1:06:07

the Twitter is the wrong, a

1:06:09

place where. A lot of people

1:06:11

can be wrong at the same

1:06:13

time. At the same time. And

1:06:16

like argument, it's just like the

1:06:18

thread hasn't reached anybody's smart yet.

1:06:20

That's like a thousand dumbasses like,

1:06:22

hell no. It's a great a

1:06:24

strap on it. It's a little

1:06:27

flip, nie. What's going on with

1:06:29

you? Show me a band. I

1:06:31

hate that. You haven't heard that

1:06:33

argument? Show me a thousand dollars

1:06:35

right now. Show me. Yeah, but

1:06:38

that's an easy way to win

1:06:40

an argument. You can get robbed.

1:06:42

But still, like anything can happen

1:06:44

to you. Bro, money is not

1:06:46

the biggest flex. It's not the

1:06:49

biggest flex. But to guys, guy

1:06:51

to guy argument, it definitely can

1:06:53

be. You shouldn't be talking to

1:06:55

me if you don't have a

1:06:57

like. And that's not even like

1:07:00

shame and nobody's financial situation. If

1:07:02

you above like the age of

1:07:04

25 and you ain't got like

1:07:06

a like a thought like you're

1:07:08

out of college. You ain't got

1:07:10

a thousand dollars just say to

1:07:13

where if an emergency you have

1:07:15

to go get that thousand dollars

1:07:17

out. Stop talking to me right

1:07:19

now. No, yeah, broke niggles shouldn't

1:07:21

be talking. That's like the that's

1:07:24

like the wearily like and everything's

1:07:26

perfect in your body in your

1:07:28

body you. You can actually go

1:07:30

work. Yeah, go get some money.

1:07:32

A thousand dollars. Thousand dollars is

1:07:35

crazy. That's a lot of money.

1:07:37

It's still a lot of money.

1:07:39

No, but you're saying is they

1:07:41

said the average American doesn't have

1:07:43

$300 say in their savings account.

1:07:46

But I don't think that I

1:07:48

don't think that has anything to

1:07:50

do with like, oh, the average

1:07:52

American doesn't make that much. It

1:07:54

doesn't always equator. Sometimes it's just

1:07:57

like, average American, don't save their

1:07:59

fucking money. Like average you

1:08:01

just don't want to those average americans to be arguing with

1:08:03

you to, those average Americans to

1:08:05

be arguing with you. got

1:08:07

that bottle at the

1:08:09

club you got that $2

1:08:11

,000 a month You only

1:08:13

make bottle month. But the reason,

1:08:15

the reason, you got a $500 bottle.

1:08:17

500, by this, money we

1:08:19

got left? Rent That's

1:08:21

letter, $2,000. How about your money we

1:08:23

got left? That's a crazy need

1:08:25

no watching, you know. Let you

1:08:27

go on to $100. Let your

1:08:29

baby mother buy you

1:08:31

for $80 for 80. Now

1:08:33

you got to start Why are you

1:08:36

Why to me for you like asking me

1:08:38

for money? No one damn well. Now somebody putting you you

1:08:40

under That should hurt bro. When I was

1:08:42

was younger in in college somebody

1:08:44

put me under a hundred dollars

1:08:46

like a transaction a me under

1:08:48

a hundred dollars. putting me under $100.

1:08:50

Made What do you mean feel

1:08:52

so broke. Why? What do you me under

1:08:55

$100. under $100? Like when I I

1:08:57

was a freshman in college, like having money,

1:08:59

money, don't have you don't have

1:09:01

that much money, or five or $500

1:09:03

to your name. And then then like

1:09:05

something puts you under hundred dollars like

1:09:07

restarts like your savings, you know when was

1:09:09

younger and then the first time

1:09:11

your savings got got like. down,

1:09:13

you're like, like, oh that shit that shit

1:09:15

hurt. Oh, to the the chest, bro. Like that

1:09:17

shit is bogus, man. man. Hold on,

1:09:19

wait a minute, on, on, on, on.

1:09:21

What are y 'all, what are

1:09:23

we doing? y'all, what are we going

1:09:26

on? is going on? No, explain y'all so funny,

1:09:28

man. It's crazy. The I think I

1:09:30

think about it, it's just because... What? Oh my

1:09:32

God. How how do y 'all

1:09:34

all mine go there though? was nothing

1:09:36

else. There was no else.

1:09:38

There was no one plus

1:09:41

one scenario right there. No,

1:09:43

no, no. It ain't

1:09:45

about there. No, no, no. It ain't

1:09:47

for? I was

1:09:49

just nothing, nigger. It Why

1:09:51

you ain't laughing

1:09:53

you laughing for? I was just

1:09:55

laughing, bro. Fuck laughin' why you

1:09:57

ain't laughing now. Say it again.

1:10:00

People are making transfer portal announcements now.

1:10:02

I thought they'd been doing that. But

1:10:04

it's, you know how people used to

1:10:06

make announcements for when they get offers,

1:10:08

right? Or they're in the picture, and

1:10:10

you know, the Twitter thing, it'll be

1:10:12

a picture, this, and then the school.

1:10:14

People are doing that for this transfer

1:10:17

reporter now, saying that, hey, I'm leaving

1:10:19

y'all. I think that's a good thing.

1:10:21

You think so? Yeah, yeah. That's just

1:10:23

funny. You don't think it's a good

1:10:25

thing? No, not that, it's just funny

1:10:27

that that's a trend now though. But

1:10:29

it should be a trend because there's

1:10:31

money involved now. If I say more

1:10:34

than likely, I would say in like

1:10:36

majority of scenarios, most people hop in

1:10:38

the portal because they're about to get

1:10:40

more plan time at another school. So

1:10:42

they talk to a coach and they

1:10:44

got an opportunity. trying to think of

1:10:46

like ball state right and I just

1:10:48

was all conference and I tell everybody

1:10:51

a I'm about to hop in the

1:10:53

portal everybody be like damn good shit

1:10:55

because they you about the assume that

1:10:57

I'm about to get picked up by

1:10:59

Oregon or Alabama or some shit like

1:11:01

that's man. And some people do because

1:11:03

I do hear like some of the

1:11:06

old the old heads saying like the

1:11:08

transfer portal is bad that these kids

1:11:10

don't know how to stick it or

1:11:12

stick around during hard times and stuff

1:11:14

like that. I do get that some

1:11:16

people do leave situations before it works

1:11:18

out for them. What about the transfer

1:11:20

portal? What about the portal? What about

1:11:23

the portal? What about the portal? What

1:11:25

about the portal of your woman? That

1:11:27

your woman jumping into. But I do

1:11:29

get that some people do leave situations

1:11:31

before it works out for them or

1:11:33

like if they stuck it out a

1:11:35

little bit, but I think that's their

1:11:37

mistake to make. I wouldn't get mad

1:11:40

that this person wants to leave the

1:11:42

school. They feel like they have a

1:11:44

better, if they honestly feel that in

1:11:46

their heart, they have a better opportunity

1:11:48

to change their life, you shouldn't, I

1:11:50

shouldn't condemn them if they go there

1:11:52

and it doesn't work out either. It's

1:11:55

like, okay, it's like being in like

1:11:57

a. It's like having a decision. Like

1:11:59

back then when we played there was

1:12:01

no such things no transfer portal. I

1:12:03

could have had a good year at

1:12:05

where I was at and I could

1:12:07

have left off that year and been

1:12:09

up to the next level. Yeah. And

1:12:12

got money and got more school paid

1:12:14

for. I actually got offered to go

1:12:16

to one of the Oklahoma's. I want

1:12:18

to say it because I want snitch

1:12:20

on them. But definitely trying to. But

1:12:22

if their traffic support was available, I

1:12:24

would be able to play next year.

1:12:26

You would have been out there, but

1:12:29

you could still play right now next

1:12:31

year? No, no, no. Oh, are you

1:12:33

talking about back down? Yeah. But when,

1:12:35

uh. It used to be like you

1:12:37

have to sit out a year if

1:12:39

you transfer like it was really risky

1:12:41

you have to sit out a year

1:12:43

and then you wouldn't know like who

1:12:46

they're recruiting within that year that you're

1:12:48

sitting out you got to work out

1:12:50

stay in shape that whole time and

1:12:52

then you got to go compete for

1:12:54

your spot after sitting out like go

1:12:56

compete for your spot after sitting out

1:12:58

like a year and then they draft

1:13:01

the number one pick and now you

1:13:03

got to enter the transfer reporter again

1:13:05

yeah yeah shit like that is always

1:13:07

weird your decision why would I leave

1:13:09

it up to your hands like coaches

1:13:11

lie all the time I was a

1:13:13

coach where you lie all the time

1:13:15

you know many people that keep to

1:13:18

my office be like coach am I

1:13:20

getting in this week I'm like if

1:13:22

you do this and you do this

1:13:24

and do that and guess what they

1:13:26

go on practicing do they do that

1:13:28

they do this or that I'd be

1:13:30

like god damn but I just like

1:13:32

you can't tell you suck you suck

1:13:35

you suck you know I got for

1:13:37

you bro It ain't gonna work, man.

1:13:39

I'm not that good of a coach,

1:13:41

bro. Coach, when you think I could

1:13:43

play? Listen, bro. Let me tell you,

1:13:45

I'm not that good, bro. I'm not

1:13:47

good enough to get you in the

1:13:50

evening. It's on me, bro. You deserve

1:13:52

better. That was me, my freshman year.

1:13:54

Oh, yeah, you see, I never know

1:13:56

that feeling. Yeah, that you had, and

1:13:58

I'm glad I never really experienced it,

1:14:00

was like not playing, because I played

1:14:02

right away right away. And you like

1:14:04

actually always forget that you actually sat

1:14:07

out. Yes, out of the whole for...

1:14:09

I feel like I was one of

1:14:11

those people that truly could have said

1:14:13

like I don't think the coast really

1:14:15

fucking me like that It's weird that

1:14:17

do weird though. I mean that's my

1:14:19

god, but we recently just saw him.

1:14:21

Yeah, and you're still like all my

1:14:24

ass about shit like what the fuck?

1:14:26

I ain't gonna lie gonna say his

1:14:28

name but like one of our coaches.

1:14:30

I love I love him. Yeah, I

1:14:32

like him too. He got me up

1:14:34

off the hood. But like His jokes

1:14:36

is still like stuck in like they

1:14:38

was on edge in 2011. You know

1:14:41

what I mean? Like he shouldn't have

1:14:43

been saying I should have 2011 and

1:14:45

then he's still saying that shit at

1:14:47

2024. Boy he was at the game

1:14:49

and he was just like hey. He's

1:14:51

like guys laying up over here don't

1:14:53

be like a bunch of women. Oh,

1:14:56

during the game? During the game? Oh,

1:14:58

that's crazy. There's so many people know

1:15:00

him that like nobody reacted. Like they

1:15:02

just let like accept this or whatever.

1:15:04

Because I haven't seen him like legit

1:15:06

like five seven years, right? And he

1:15:08

came up to me was like, Siyohu.

1:15:10

You know why? I was tough on

1:15:13

you. Because I knew you could take

1:15:15

it. Oh my god. What's going on?

1:15:17

What is going on? Look at you

1:15:19

now. Did you just take credit for

1:15:21

like my life going good? I think

1:15:23

you got something to do with him.

1:15:25

No, because I think. Because he made

1:15:27

you an enemy. He wasn't part of

1:15:30

it. You can't tell me you weren't

1:15:32

thinking about him in the off season.

1:15:34

No, I wasn't. But are you crazy?

1:15:36

I think that's what annoyed him the

1:15:38

most. I was that bad. No, because

1:15:40

everybody, because no, because every time he

1:15:42

yelled at everybody, they gave him a

1:15:45

reaction and he would yell at me

1:15:47

and I wouldn't give him a reaction.

1:15:49

And I wouldn't give him a reaction.

1:15:51

our coach like he has some moments

1:15:53

like he like five seven he like

1:15:55

you if you was five seven like

1:15:57

imagine your size and then crush it

1:15:59

down a five so I would have

1:16:02

been I would have been in prison

1:16:04

key you know what's crazy so we

1:16:06

was in practice one day and No,

1:16:08

we have the inner squad scrimmage. So

1:16:10

we always do like blue verse goal.

1:16:12

This is like the scrimmage before the

1:16:14

first game. So it's like first team

1:16:16

offense, first team defense. And the defense

1:16:19

needed one stop to win. And the

1:16:21

pick will actually give us points to

1:16:23

like win the whole thing and the

1:16:25

scrimmage is over. Obviously I know that

1:16:27

this is like going into my senior

1:16:29

year. They literally had the same audibles

1:16:31

for like the last four years I've

1:16:33

been here. Because I've been starting every

1:16:36

year and I see the audible, like

1:16:38

we go and get each other in

1:16:40

practice. And so I see every year

1:16:42

and they call it Seattle, Seattle, Seattle,

1:16:44

Seattle, which I mean a slant. I'm

1:16:46

like, bro, if I'm supposed to sit

1:16:48

over here and pretend they're not about

1:16:51

to throw in a slant by way.

1:16:53

And I'm like, and I'm like, they

1:16:55

don't throw it to my side. Seattle,

1:16:57

Seattle, Seattle, Seattle, right. Mind you, it's

1:16:59

trips left with a receiver to the

1:17:01

right. They say Seattle, right, and I'm

1:17:03

looking, I'm like. Okay I'm gonna just

1:17:05

catch this pick and I'm like I'm

1:17:08

not gonna run it back so I

1:17:10

caught the pick and then I like

1:17:12

kind of slid to like make the

1:17:14

game over our coach came on when

1:17:16

I was running around and shoulder bump

1:17:18

me and said you knew to fucking

1:17:20

play by you son of a bitch

1:17:22

I was like I forgot where I

1:17:25

was so I like zoned out because

1:17:27

usually me I'm just like You know,

1:17:29

coach, my bad, my bad. But like,

1:17:31

I'm like into it, like, I'm celebrating

1:17:33

with my teammates, you know, when you

1:17:35

celebrate, you don't give a fuck about

1:17:37

nothing. So he bumped me, I said,

1:17:40

man, I threw the ball out, I

1:17:42

said, yeah, fuck, nuggett. Like, when he

1:17:44

caught me in holding him back and

1:17:46

shit, and I turned around, he had

1:17:48

like, you know how you do the

1:17:50

thing, like, like, what I'm like, like,

1:17:52

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:17:54

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:17:57

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:17:59

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:18:01

like, like, like, like, like, No, they

1:18:03

had us really like hating each other

1:18:05

bro, like we did not fuck with

1:18:07

defense just because it was like it

1:18:09

was it was up Because they did

1:18:11

I did get it though because they

1:18:14

did know our plays though because again

1:18:16

We're on the same team. Yes, and

1:18:18

we we run the same place all

1:18:20

the time so Sometimes it'd be hard

1:18:22

to like, yeah, we did it too.

1:18:24

And we knew their plays too in

1:18:26

a sense, right? And we knew which

1:18:28

way they'll do stuff, but they would

1:18:31

just get like, each culture we just

1:18:33

get mad that we knew each other's

1:18:35

play, that we knew, act, we didn't

1:18:37

act like we didn't know the play.

1:18:39

Listen, I wanna say, you know, no

1:18:41

shade to the coaches on wheels there,

1:18:43

but. But we had the smallest playbook

1:18:46

in NCAA. We had five plays on

1:18:48

defense, five plays on offense. Every team,

1:18:50

they'd be like, how are we losing?

1:18:52

Motherfuckin' they know, right? I can't explain

1:18:54

it to you, man. I think they

1:18:56

know, but they know, but we got

1:18:58

so good that we knew, the team

1:19:00

knew our plays and they couldn't stop

1:19:03

us either. It's the only time we

1:19:05

lost is when we went to get

1:19:07

somebody. Like, we wasn't, you couldn't, we

1:19:09

wouldn't, we wouldn't up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up- less coaches than

1:19:11

other teams. But we was getting out

1:19:13

coach off the back, off the back,

1:19:15

straight fades. You go in there, you

1:19:17

get your 10 fades. Hey, that nig

1:19:20

is my hero. I don't give him

1:19:22

a foot, right? Fo extra. Who? You

1:19:24

ain't never seen Fo Extra before? He

1:19:26

from Adam 22's podcast. What's he called?

1:19:28

No jumper. And he, it's a crib

1:19:30

that always talk about going to like

1:19:32

the, uh. Jel and getting your face

1:19:35

out the way right away and like

1:19:37

no way. Yeah, you know what I'm

1:19:39

talking about? He walked up the shack

1:19:41

right here. Hold on. I got this

1:19:43

clip real quick. You have to go

1:19:45

into an enemy dorm. You mean what

1:19:47

you mean? What happened? You go in

1:19:49

here. If you don't go in there,

1:19:52

we gonna whoop your ass. You better

1:19:54

go in there off the back. Trippin.

1:19:56

I like going to enemy dorms. That's

1:19:58

the best time. You going here. dorm.

1:20:00

Going out good. You radio it, you

1:20:02

radio it, know you let them know where you're from. go

1:20:05

to to the back, catch all your your fades.

1:20:07

Get all Get all phase out way. way,

1:20:09

sure you get all of get all of

1:20:11

them. And they they of you out three phase get

1:20:13

all of them. all of them. Everybody

1:20:15

had get all of your wheel,

1:20:17

get all of after that. then after

1:20:19

that, your You know what I'm saying? Don't

1:20:21

go over there and roll it up though. I'm saying, don't

1:20:23

If you go over there and roll it up, we it

1:20:26

ass. If you go We're gonna roll your ass

1:20:28

up just like you and roll it up out. That's

1:20:30

how I go. go, that's how I go with anybody go

1:20:32

matter where you from, no matter where you

1:20:34

from. They go like from. period.

1:20:36

matter off the you from. It's just

1:20:38

a like that what I'm saying? gangs, in there,

1:20:40

if you turn, you turn. If you not,

1:20:42

you just a get what I'm saying? It's a lot of

1:20:44

people act like they turn like, but they not. saying? You get

1:20:47

in the most amount of fades you had to

1:20:49

run? turn. If Back to back to

1:20:51

back to back. I got

1:20:53

You I got ten I'm time.

1:20:55

There's a lot of people act like they turn,

1:20:57

but another time. not. I got

1:20:59

nine fades. You gotta be tired as hell

1:21:01

by the end of that by the end of

1:21:04

that shit. Hell no. You're

1:21:06

tired after 10 fades? No,

1:21:08

day tripping. I'm I'm

1:21:10

off the back. I'm day. I'm I'm off

1:21:12

the back off the back. I'm tripping

1:21:14

for one. I'm off the

1:21:17

back trippet. I'm coming in

1:21:19

there looking for him. I I

1:21:21

went into the module the module on the

1:21:23

off the back, went up in the

1:21:25

air 10 fades from? the back, went up in

1:21:27

I'm like, how many is that told him

1:21:29

like, where are you from? Oh, bam.

1:21:31

I'm like, how many is y'all in

1:21:33

here? Well, was the them

1:21:35

all. I brought 10 fades, like

1:21:37

how many? That was the Hoover

1:21:39

dorm. He was like, oh, what? How many?

1:21:42

It don't matter. on. They

1:21:44

brought 10 Hoover is either you Back

1:21:46

you not. back. It don't matter. is

1:21:48

on you. you. I'm tripping.

1:21:50

Anybody watching

1:21:53

this or this

1:21:56

or seeing this? Oh

1:21:58

my gosh. He's saying is

1:22:00

he don't drink or smoke and he's six

1:22:03

three 245 pounds He got a video explaining

1:22:05

how when somebody coming to their dorm He

1:22:07

asked them where they from because he get

1:22:09

mad He was like a lot of people

1:22:11

pretend they on gang bang and they gang

1:22:14

bang and I end up finding out they

1:22:16

come into the dorm and they say I

1:22:18

say where are you from? They say oh

1:22:20

I stay on such and such street and

1:22:23

then he'd be like art Then as soon

1:22:25

as they come in jail you go hang

1:22:27

with them I'm tripping I'm going to get

1:22:29

mine Yeah, I'm dropping hoodglitz on Christmas. There

1:22:31

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1:22:34

Oh, you drop, you finally give a date?

1:22:36

Yeah. Jumping on Christmas? Because I finally, because

1:22:38

I was trying to do some working frame

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1:22:43

we, can we, uh, world premiere? Yeah, that's,

1:22:45

next week? Yeah, that's, yeah. What's that? All

1:22:47

right, that's cool. All right, man. Y'all next

1:22:49

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1:22:52

Gee, you got anything? Real home. Shah, I

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ain't got shit, man. Y'all y'all finished legacy.

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Hey, man. You got anything, man? You promoting?

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