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you know that? Like we saying

1:01

this shit on a fly, like

1:03

somebody says something in the

1:05

comments that also wasn't right. So I

1:07

wasn't right about the shit and then

1:10

I looked it up and neither was

1:12

you mother. And you had Google. So,

1:14

pipe down. Well, anyway, make sure you

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guys are here. Subscribe the Patreon. We

1:18

got Pat here. We got Gene here.

1:21

We got Marty with the two pay

1:23

here. Oh, first of all, first of

1:25

all, happy birthday, Gene. Today's Gene's birthday,

1:27

y'all. Yeah, happy birthday. Gene with a

1:29

Jay. The insane party he threw last

1:31

night. That was like one of the

1:33

best parties I've been to and. in

1:35

years I think it's a good a

1:38

good party when you own a physical

1:40

space like a retail space and you

1:42

can invite people to create your own

1:44

body yes it was not one person

1:46

there that was unlikable yeah I was

1:48

very specific about that I ain't gonna

1:50

lie yes to a regular person but

1:52

to me you know I'm gonna find

1:54

somebody it was a dude there with

1:56

a brimless hat don't wear that shit

1:58

no more bro a what was a

2:00

brimless hat, like it was a hat

2:03

that had the hole in the bank,

2:05

but it didn't have a brim to

2:07

it. And then he kept talking during,

2:09

he kept ad living, everybody. Oh yeah,

2:11

yeah, they told to shut the fuck

2:14

up. In a nice way. In a

2:16

nice way. No, he looked like to

2:18

do that shop mouth on Max, but

2:20

no, I'm not gonna lie. There was

2:22

a point that he kind of was

2:25

worrying me, we're in the kitchen and

2:27

shit that he just like, huh.

2:29

And then he walked back out.

2:31

Yeah, he looked like, get

2:33

your hand down my pocket.

2:35

It's probably the only person

2:37

actually who was not supposed

2:39

to be there. Oh, really?

2:42

Yeah, because I know everybody.

2:44

Oh, he wasn't. Okay. Yeah.

2:46

I know somebody don't belong.

2:48

I hope you listen to

2:50

the podcast. You know you

2:52

don't belong there. Just like,

2:54

uh, like, Keith Stanford. Yeah.

2:56

Nothing. This is a random

2:58

conversation. This is not a...

3:00

Oh yeah, shout to all

3:02

my Swedish listeners. I'm going

3:04

to be in Sweden in

3:07

May, so let me know.

3:09

Hit me up on IG.

3:11

I might be there too.

3:13

Yeah, Pat might be there

3:15

in Sweden. I might slide,

3:17

but if I don't go

3:19

to Sweden, I'm going to

3:21

Puerto Rico. I see

3:24

you on Puerto Rico. a

3:26

meeting this is from a

3:28

conversation I overheard that gave me

3:30

the thought of it okay I'm

3:32

just gonna assume as you okay

3:34

is it weird to have naked

3:36

pictures of just yourself in your phone

3:39

no I think it is of

3:41

just yourself I got not because

3:43

if you're sending pictures to us

3:45

a person right yeah First of

3:47

all, you shouldn't be sending pictures. But if you do

3:49

do that, you choose to do that. You can do

3:52

what you want, but you should be careful. Don't let

3:54

it look like this. But if you do that, you

3:56

usually should delete it from your phone. Like, why do

3:58

you still have your meat picture? Right, are

4:00

you saying you're saying that

4:03

but in general some

4:05

people take it as

4:07

progress if I'm losing

4:10

weight and yeah no

4:12

don't you shouldn't be

4:14

taking naked if I'm

4:17

losing weight and yeah

4:19

no don't you shouldn't

4:21

be taking naked progress

4:24

picks why not no

4:26

you a naked progress

4:28

big i've literally gained

4:30

two inches bro Don't you

4:33

not drink that coffee, little,

4:35

man? Remember that? They were

4:37

just making up shit. Yeah,

4:39

yeah. Drinking coffee stunts your

4:41

growth? Like that shit was

4:43

lifting way too early as

4:45

stunts your growth. Just making

4:48

up shit. I think it

4:50

can affect your growth plates.

4:52

Everything, but the real thing,

4:54

that's not your growth. Being

4:56

black in America. No, they

4:58

had us thinking a lot

5:00

of things. Like the, remember

5:03

the got milk ads? Not

5:05

everybody don't even drink

5:07

really regular milk anymore.

5:09

Right. That's one thing I

5:12

will judge because it's like,

5:14

milk is just barely under

5:16

cigarettes for me. Really? I'm

5:18

saying hell yeah. No, that's,

5:20

you're, that's extreme. Nothing, reduce,

5:22

nothing. No, all of them,

5:24

no, all. No, scared. 100%

5:26

all milk you didn't love.

5:29

She'll last like four days,

5:31

God day, before it goes

5:33

bad. They got me butter

5:35

and shit. Man, bro. Is

5:37

it whole milk that bad?

5:39

Whole milk is bad, bro. Can

5:42

you put, like, what, why is

5:44

whole milk bad for you? I

5:46

just want to understand what's actually bad. I

5:48

know it's not the greatest for you because

5:50

it does have a lot of sugars and

5:52

stuff like that in it. I just think,

5:54

um... Or overly processed. Yeah, I don't know

5:57

what's going on, but I just know it's bad.

5:59

Every time I smell... it's smell bad. You

6:01

know when something go bad? The

6:03

thing that makes some food

6:05

nasty to me is like

6:07

when it expires how it looks

6:10

and the fact that whole

6:12

milk looks like that when

6:14

is when it expires like

6:16

it just like the date

6:18

will literally say Best

6:21

use by March 17th. I hate

6:23

the best use word too. Yeah,

6:25

yeah, because it's kind of confusing.

6:28

It fucks me up. Is it

6:30

like best use if I like,

6:32

if it's like optimal taste on

6:34

the 25th of this month? Yeah.

6:37

Or is it saying niggie don't

6:39

try this to drink this shit?

6:41

If that steak is a little

6:43

bit. Certain things like okay if

6:45

you got salsa in the fridge, right?

6:47

And they say is it expires 317

6:50

and on 318 you pop it open

6:52

the salsa you like damn this shit

6:54

still good as Soon as they

6:56

say milk go bad the

6:58

shit look like hot of

7:01

shit Yeah, yeah, it's literally

7:03

what the fuck is my

7:05

drink? What they say is

7:08

bad about milk It says

7:10

that the whole milk has

7:12

higher saturated fat content which

7:14

can raise your bad cholesterol.

7:17

Yeah cholesterol. Cholesterol is one

7:19

of those things where I

7:21

like I get I hear

7:24

all the time but if

7:26

I'll be lying if I say

7:28

I fully understand what cholesterol. I

7:30

feel if I had high cholesterol,

7:33

like what's like the symptoms? Man,

7:35

I had so many busted Cheerios.

7:37

I should have me so brain-wise,

7:40

but what you got for dinner,

7:42

bro, my cholesterol, look. Cheerios, it's

7:44

funny, because Cheerios literally got to

7:46

sell the same thing for like

7:49

20 different friends. Like, they came

7:51

out with a honey nut, Cheerios,

7:53

to shut the little kids. Yeah,

7:56

frosted frosted Cheerios, I don't

7:58

remember, no frosted Cheer. I

8:00

think so. The bullet lay,

8:03

boy. I had the bullet.

8:05

Crossios. Yeah, Tony the tiger

8:07

turns it to a panther.

8:10

Yeah, Tony the panther on

8:12

him. You can't have a

8:14

fish like this, black panther

8:17

and shit. Tony the panther.

8:19

No, that'd be crazy. They

8:21

had a, for a black

8:24

history month. Tony's the tiger

8:26

turns it to a panther.

8:28

No, that's great. I just

8:31

always wondered. So I think

8:33

like, a lot of stuff that.

8:35

people do in the marketing world

8:37

when they try to take risk,

8:39

some of the stuff can be deemed

8:41

as racist. And you'll see an ad

8:43

that probably either never makes

8:46

it to the forefront or an ad

8:48

that like when it comes out, it's just

8:50

like, oh, that's racist. But what

8:52

happens if you have a black CEO?

8:54

Yeah, I mean. And they put out

8:56

something. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

8:59

I always wonder how some of these

9:01

commercials even get out. Like, when somebody

9:03

saw the Kendall General one, when she

9:05

gave, like, the, everybody was riding, and

9:07

then they handed, he, she handed somebody

9:10

a Pepsi, and they like, everybody, like,

9:12

calmed down and shit like that, and

9:14

everybody was, like, togetherness. So it was

9:16

basically, like, Kendall Jennifer giving somebody Pepsi,

9:18

and I think this was during the

9:21

height of, like, all the riots and

9:23

stuff going on, too. Yeah, but I'm just...

9:25

You think somebody like Kendall Jenner would

9:27

stop me from throwing this brick through

9:30

this window? Yeah, I'm offended. But it's

9:32

one of those things too, where it's

9:34

like, do you think people in those

9:36

positions where they like see something that at

9:39

work, because I think sometimes I'm that

9:41

type of person, where if you see

9:43

something bad about to happen sometimes, you

9:45

know, like that's none of my business,

9:47

you know what I'm saying? So it's

9:49

like, I work in the marketing department,

9:51

but if I stop you from doing

9:54

this, It's not gonna make me make more

9:56

money, get me a promotion or anything, so

9:58

shit, let it fly, like whatever. get paid

10:00

the same regardless you know I'm saying

10:02

there's a lot of that it's a

10:04

lot of that I saw some the

10:06

thing that pissed me off is when

10:08

somebody going faster than me on the

10:11

road and I can see is like

10:13

some grumpy old dude and he just

10:15

like row raging and he go past

10:17

the cop yeah he don't get pulled

10:19

over boy that should make me so

10:21

fucking mad yeah I'm like yeah but

10:23

this pickup truck over because that was

10:25

me with these tenor windows yeah I'd

10:28

be it just because it wasn't me

10:30

just going 92 and a 50 bro

10:32

no people I hate sometimes like

10:34

the caring does come out come out

10:36

sometimes when I see people going

10:38

oh I hate I don't mind speeding

10:40

on the highway right I hate

10:42

when people speed in like residential areas

10:44

yeah it just seems so unnecessary

10:46

you're not going oh yeah it's like

10:48

you're already in like you're either

10:50

leaving to get on the highway or

10:52

you you arrived here like you

10:54

don't need to be going 60 in

10:56

a 20 in your Nissan here

10:58

tinted out Nissan nah nah sometimes I

11:00

correct the traffic myself I

11:02

feel like it's an erratic

11:04

driver I feel like it's

11:06

my responsibility to slow him

11:08

down not coming me you

11:10

got a break shaker me

11:12

to the lane me to

11:14

the left lane let me

11:16

show y 'all we gonna let

11:19

everybody pass us sometimes people's

11:21

uh sometimes people's passbys like

11:23

seem aggressive sometimes like the

11:25

way to overtake you it's

11:27

like bro I'm going 10

11:29

miles over yeah and you just

11:31

like overtake me going like 20 over to

11:33

get past me yeah there's a I think

11:35

yeah I think there's a good way to

11:37

overtake somebody is like to show them your

11:39

they all you show me your speed I

11:41

still didn't get over you had to go

11:43

around and you didn't cut directly in front

11:45

of me to like make me slow down

11:48

a little bit yeah I ran into any

11:50

of those those squeezers I don't know that's

11:52

what they called them dudes we cutting

11:54

up in traffic like squeezing through the

11:56

smallest I seen that that's

11:58

like yeah I

12:01

just made

12:04

it up,

12:07

if I

12:10

get, it's

12:14

a new

12:17

slant. Jella

12:20

might have

12:23

another

12:26

one.

12:28

Oh yeah, yeah, he definitely. He performed

12:30

that Rolling Loud. He seemed a

12:33

lot more confident in his like,

12:35

his rap. Yeah, because at the NBA

12:37

All-Star Game, he was like, he just

12:39

felt, it looked uncomfortable. He looked like

12:41

an athlete, rapping. He didn't have like

12:44

the rapper hand. Yeah, he had no.

12:46

I think with him, also, he's in

12:48

like a weird spot that a lot of

12:50

people are, because this is what makes the

12:52

baby so good, is that he can

12:55

kind of wrap that hardcore stuff. and

12:57

kind of have theatrics behind it.

12:59

Yeah. Because you know, Kendrick is

13:01

more like a soulful artist so

13:04

he can have different things that

13:06

match his song. But when you

13:08

wrap super hardcore, it's like, what

13:11

do you put in the background

13:13

besides women dancing? And then like,

13:15

after the women dance, like, what

13:18

are you doing? Are you going

13:20

to do some choreography? Are you

13:22

going to move around and stuff

13:24

like that? I think this is

13:27

like also like his first time being

13:29

able to perform the song Like in front

13:31

of a crowd that actually like was

13:33

hyped with him because I do get it

13:36

the NBA all-star game They're not there to

13:38

see gel or perform it. So it was

13:40

kind of like an awkward situation stuff like

13:42

that, but I think it's like now he

13:45

had that crowd. I mean the dude was

13:47

just all stage who's getting turnt and shit

13:49

like that so it was interesting. No actually

13:51

was what I always find a weird like

13:54

some of the like you got people the

13:56

height man, but sometimes the height

13:58

man be like especially on that stage,

14:00

that stage is so big, sometimes the

14:02

height man, be all the way on

14:05

the right, pumping up the crowd. And

14:07

then like, if you look at it

14:09

through a different lens, it's like, y'all

14:11

letting these regular dudes reform, they voice

14:13

song. You know, the other side of

14:15

the stage, like, maybe get y'all get

14:17

y'all last night. No, being a rapper

14:19

is so tough, especially like a newer

14:21

rapper, especially going on tour and you're

14:23

opening up for an open enough for

14:25

an artist. It's like. As quick as

14:28

possible so they can see who you so

14:30

it's like your job to entertain people who

14:32

don't want to be entertained by so it's

14:34

already 10 times harder So you have to

14:36

have like hits on hits on hits. I

14:39

mean we were the same thing with the

14:41

little Oozi stuff. Yeah, the people on stage

14:43

did not want to see us Yeah, they're

14:45

looking for us when we started talking about

14:47

voting Yeah, that's what the event was for

14:50

the event man. They literally should have locked

14:52

everybody that was in in in in and

14:54

just like exterminated everybody Yeah,

14:56

because that right there is like, because

14:59

nobody voted there, I can tell you.

15:01

That one thing I can tell you.

15:03

We did a rock to vote campaign

15:05

and everybody did rocks instead of voting.

15:08

They got mad at us too, because

15:10

we let some artists on stage, because

15:12

we were trying to like. Oh, yeah,

15:15

we let big Frank perform. Yeah, because

15:17

the, the, Luuzi obviously, who's taken a

15:19

bit to get to the event. And

15:21

people were like, by, right, how many

15:24

times these dudes are gonna come up to,

15:26

to, The hype, the crowd, that's what I'm saying,

15:28

it's hard to be an opening DJ too, because

15:30

it's like, what songs are you actually playing?

15:32

I'm just getting to turn to Chief

15:35

Keith. at a different type of concert.

15:37

No, playing fiend in that crowd, it

15:39

was a cheek hole. I mean, it's

15:41

probably easier for a DJ than like

15:43

a... I think it's way easier. Yeah.

15:45

We definitely had the hardest job there.

15:47

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, being the

15:49

opening act. Yeah, for Oozy. For a

15:51

little Oozy. Yeah, that's definitely a tough,

15:54

a tough job. Oh, March Madness. We

15:56

talk about March Madness. I feel

15:58

like every year March Madness. that's come

16:00

up with like a new human mascot

16:03

and it's like this the ball boy,

16:05

towel boy, manager, a mere con, a

16:07

mere con, like he been doing all

16:09

this wrapping stuff like you know it's

16:11

tough I guess, I'm not hating, I

16:14

just, that's just weird. No, I think

16:16

it is, you got like a hundred

16:18

k, N. I. L. D. Yeah, yeah.

16:20

It's cool, but then it almost seems

16:22

sometimes with those type of situations where

16:24

we're laughing at him rather than with

16:27

him. He's like it seems like a

16:29

make a wishy. kind of thing.

16:31

Yeah. In a sense, there's like,

16:33

we just, America loves changing people's

16:35

lives overnight. Yeah. You, that's why

16:37

America is the land of opportunity,

16:39

because somebody like him, just like,

16:41

because the thing that is. The thing

16:44

that makes him popular is just

16:46

because his dynamic, he looks like

16:48

a quote unquote nerdy kid that

16:50

doesn't like, has never touched the

16:52

basketball in his life. Right. But

16:54

he kind of has a charisma,

16:57

the same charisma as the people

16:59

around him, which is, you know,

17:01

black basketball players. So he, you

17:03

know, he put him in the

17:05

chains, you have him doing the

17:07

little, the shadoor, stuff like that

17:10

dynamic of it not being such

17:12

an ordinary. I don't know what

17:14

he is, but whatever he

17:16

is, but whatever he is,

17:19

whatever he is, whatever

17:21

race he is, you got

17:23

that. Khan is very common

17:25

Indian name. America, you got

17:27

a mere Khan, I don't

17:30

know what he is, but

17:32

whatever he is, whatever

17:34

he is, whatever race he

17:36

is, you got that. Khan is very

17:38

common Indian name. Yeah, I don't

17:41

want to. Yeah, no. Sounds Mongolian

17:43

to me. Maybe. I know a lot of

17:45

Indian cons. We already diving on. But

17:47

it's funny that his name is Amir

17:49

Khan is a famous AmeriCon, the boxer.

17:51

Yeah. But yeah, so you got somebody

17:54

like him and then right, like you

17:56

say he's portraying the hip hop culture

17:58

and just American. could just

18:00

like, yeah, we're about to, about to

18:02

give you a bunch of money. There

18:05

you go, a little, bro, but you

18:07

got that. Never hear about him

18:09

again. So, he, uh, is hired by

18:12

Will Way at McNeese. And Will Way

18:14

just took the job at NC State,

18:16

which is another. I don't know who

18:19

Will Way it is. The coach for

18:21

McNeese. So what I was saying is

18:23

just like, because me, you went through

18:26

this, for sure, where the coach

18:28

actually told them. That he took

18:30

another job before the NCAA tournament

18:32

started. Mm-hmm. Like he was letting

18:34

his team know Yeah, and then

18:36

like they was able to play

18:38

through it and like nobody everybody

18:40

was bragging online like oh The

18:42

players don't even look like that

18:44

was affecting them. They was playing

18:46

hard and people don't understand. It's just

18:49

like Duh that's the best way to

18:51

do it. Yeah, to tell the people

18:53

around you about you about to take

18:55

a different job Even if you got

18:57

more tasks of a field because my

18:59

Left right after his last game.

19:01

He was your coach too. And he

19:04

left right out his last game. And

19:06

if you would have told us he

19:08

was leaving. I believe we would have

19:11

won like a championship. But it was

19:13

just a, you know what I mean?

19:15

Or like, I think the part that

19:17

was annoying about that one, because he

19:20

left to the team that we lost

19:22

to that last game. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

19:24

yeah. Yeah, that's why he said shit.

19:27

Yeah. And he definitely thought, he definitely.

19:29

It felt very snaky at the end

19:31

of it. I was happy that he's

19:33

gone. You already know me. Yeah. I

19:35

wasn't the person that actually liked him.

19:37

No, I wish he would have told

19:39

me so I would have took that

19:42

year off so I could go with

19:44

the new coaches. There's a thing, so

19:46

you know how Uber kind of lets

19:48

you pick your preferences where you want

19:50

people to talk or not to talk,

19:52

like conversation, right? Yeah. I feel like

19:54

every time I pick like no conversation,

19:56

they still talk to me. And I

19:58

feel like Uber driver. don't really respect that

20:01

shit. It's like no we're gonna I'm gonna

20:03

I'm gonna I'm gonna make the rules in

20:05

this car. It's my car I can make

20:07

the rules. Yeah. If it's my car like

20:09

I should be able to talk to

20:11

you. If that passes the time by

20:13

like if I'm silent in this car

20:15

there's 19 minutes about to feel like

20:17

a 40 minute drive. For you though

20:19

because sometimes I just have my headphones

20:21

on and I'm watching my YouTube video

20:23

or listening to something. It's your

20:25

job to drive. Okay, how about

20:28

I pull over and beat your

20:30

ass? No, that'd be crazy. I

20:32

would say, as soon as they

20:35

hop in the car, boy. So

20:37

I had a radio up and

20:39

I'd turn it down, and I'd

20:42

just be like. Yeah, that no

20:44

talking shit dead in here. You

20:46

can either get out or tell

20:49

me how your fucking day was.

20:51

How you get that star on

20:53

you on need, bro? Tell me

20:55

the host. No, no, no, no.

20:58

From the beginning. Yeah. How was

21:00

you born? Yeah. Do you remember

21:02

the doctor? How you get your

21:05

day? Who named you? No, people's

21:07

the origin of you, man. People

21:09

be remembering what day they were

21:12

born on. I don't like that.

21:14

No, people, yeah. I remember one

21:16

time, there's this lady online, like

21:19

there was like this story of

21:21

her brother being pushed off, uh,

21:23

basically her family members claimed

21:25

that she pushed her brother off

21:28

the ledge when she was three

21:30

and he was one. I'm just

21:32

like, bro, we got two babies on

21:34

the ledge. Let's talk about the people

21:36

that need to be talking. But the

21:39

people that try to remember shit, like,

21:41

oh, I remember when I was one

21:43

and a half. No. What are you

21:45

talking about? I can't even remember one

21:48

and a half minutes ago. What are

21:50

you talking about, brother? You're lying. I

21:52

do have like a weird dream that

21:54

I don't like know the origin

21:57

of. So it had to be when I

21:59

was in Nigeria. four years or younger

22:01

when this dream happened. But I just

22:03

had a dream about my eight years,

22:05

my eight year old self is taking

22:07

a shower. Like, it's just such a

22:09

random, I don't know why I have

22:11

this like memory just stuck. Like I

22:14

knew what I was gonna look like.

22:16

I was eight. No, being that musty

22:18

and having got, God, God, got a

22:21

situation. God got to send you a

22:23

sign down. Like, well, you won't take

22:25

a shower. I got to go through

22:27

a dream. There you go. But I

22:30

was in America though. Huh? I was

22:32

in America. What's that gotta do with

22:34

you being busted? No, I'm just saying

22:37

I was in Nigeria already having like

22:39

a vision that I was in America. Oh, so

22:41

you know it. But I didn't understand the concept

22:43

like even when I was coming to America. Yeah.

22:45

I didn't understand the concept that I was leaving

22:47

Nigeria to come. I was still too young to

22:49

really like, oh I'm going to a whole other

22:51

country where I'm not from and this and that

22:53

because everything was like, like, it just seemed normal

22:56

to me. No, the dumbest thing I ever did

22:58

was had a dream that I got lost in

23:00

the store and I got in trouble by my

23:02

mom. Yeah. And we went to the store that

23:04

day and I was playing with the toy, like,

23:06

you know, you saw about a toy section and

23:08

then you see your mom shopping a little bit and

23:10

she's like, all right, let me run over to the

23:13

toy section. See, I like got down the aisle and

23:15

I'm like. Oh damn, I'm lost. I got in

23:17

trouble that day for getting lost in

23:19

the store and I was just sitting

23:21

back after getting a spanking. And I'm

23:24

like damn bro like is this what

23:26

Deja vu is? That just lived the

23:28

same day twice? Bro getting lost in

23:30

the store have to be the worst

23:32

feeling because you when you look up

23:34

and you already know especially when they

23:36

tell you don't get lost. Make sure

23:38

you're following me and stuff like that.

23:41

And then you look up and you

23:43

don't see your mom or dad. Because

23:45

now you're like, damn, I gotta use my

23:47

brain power to go find them and I'm going

23:49

to look for an ass-wooping. You're basically looking, you

23:51

already know what's going to happen when you get

23:53

home now. It's like, I'm about to get my

23:56

ass-woop, not to look for this ass-wooping. No, the

23:58

most fucked up part is like being. being

24:00

super aware that you could be

24:02

kidnapped. So you're like, damn, I

24:04

want to go up to this

24:07

person, but they're looking like, you

24:09

take things like that. I'm not.

24:11

The worst part is my little

24:13

brother broke the carner's sin, because

24:16

he was by himself, he

24:18

was younger. He went to a

24:20

store associate. to find my parents.

24:22

Me? I already know. Your parents

24:24

gotta whoop, you just all the

24:27

people. You gotta beat the fuck

24:29

up. Not your parents hearing their

24:31

name over intercom. Yeah.

24:33

Mr. Mr. Esiobu, we have

24:35

your son. Your son. Your son

24:37

describes you as a six foot

24:39

black male with a white t-shirt

24:42

on. Please come to the front

24:44

and have everybody stare at you.

24:46

And this is the worst part

24:48

is that. Especially if your

24:50

parents weren't or you weren't done

24:52

shopping yet. So now you're halfway done

24:54

shopping and now you got lost. They call

24:56

your dad on the intercom. You come

24:59

get picked up. Now you guys got

25:01

to go back into the store. Everybody

25:03

looking at you like, oh, that's the

25:05

kid. That's the parent. They can't keep

25:07

an eye on this kid, the inappropriate

25:09

kid, the unresponsive parent. Yeah, because it

25:11

makes you not enjoy your day. Because you

25:14

can't really, it makes you, it makes you,

25:16

it's like, you can't really, it makes you,

25:18

delay once, I love you, it's like, let's

25:20

get it, probably, exactly. Don't tell me I'm

25:22

getting an ass whooping in 12 hours. Yeah,

25:25

because it makes you not enjoy your day,

25:27

because you can be like, going to the

25:29

zoo as a kid or some shit or

25:31

about to go to a basketball game and

25:34

something like that. You truly can't enjoy those

25:36

things because you know. Like, this joy is

25:38

not going to last forever. Oh, yeah. I

25:40

mean, that's a joy. That's like everything. You

25:42

ever been in an adult and have some

25:45

shit like that happen? Like, you're having a

25:47

good time at work. You're like, oh shit,

25:49

my car got too good morning. Fucking my

25:51

laughing so hard for me. Like, why I'm

25:53

going to enjoy it? Like, to me, it

25:56

was like, when you hang it with a

25:58

girl, you know this to laugh. last

26:00

time you ever going to

26:02

see her. Not that it's true

26:04

though, like you have these

26:06

like, you know, you go on

26:09

a date or just like

26:11

an interaction with some, even a

26:13

group of friends or a girl

26:16

you're dating. Look at everybody

26:18

disengages. I hear what you're saying,

26:20

like, yeah, go ahead, Mike.

26:22

I've been there before though, I've

26:24

been there before. Yeah, there are

26:27

those moments though. No, I

26:29

feel like there's always like, I've

26:31

been on dates before, like you know this

26:33

is not gonna pan out. I'm talking about

26:35

before they ask if we won't water or

26:37

not, I know. I don't know if I

26:40

want water, but you know I don't want

26:42

her. I can tell you that. And it

26:44

be like the, it be the pettiest thing

26:46

that might like just throw you off a

26:48

little bit. Like they say still, they like

26:50

to say still are sparkling, you just say

26:53

sparkling waters like I bro. Yeah. Or it's

26:55

just like, bro, like, why are you wearing

26:57

that? I don't know if like a lot

26:59

of men didn't grow up around

27:01

women. I grew up around women.

27:04

So like. Sometimes like the way

27:06

outfits are put together like will

27:08

really piss me off like no

27:11

reason. Like there's no reason for

27:13

you to have a skirt on

27:15

with some bread 11s. I just

27:18

don't believe that you should be

27:20

doing that. Why are we doing

27:22

this? Why are you dressed like

27:25

that? Why are you mad? Why

27:27

does everything the same color? Like

27:29

please don't you got a dumpt on

27:31

in a ropper like what are we

27:33

doing? Do you think it's like you

27:36

shouldn't like the cardinal rule should

27:38

be like you shouldn't put on

27:40

exactly what the mannequin has

27:43

on? Do you think that you're not

27:45

allowed to do that? I feel

27:47

like that's unfair because the same people

27:49

that's dressing in like with

27:51

fashion would tell you to be

27:53

yourself. Yeah. And like go what

27:55

makes you feel comfortable. Like that's

27:57

what makes them feel. Yeah. Isn't that?

28:00

That's the reason that's a, that's the reason

28:02

that it's on the mannequin is because it's

28:04

a fit, you know? Yeah. Not the exact

28:06

same fit. You gotta throw a twist to

28:08

it. You gotta throw a twist to it.

28:10

You gotta get creative. That's where the

28:12

styling comes in. You know what I'm saying? I

28:14

can't let the ZAR employee put together my

28:17

whole fit. Come on. I think I got

28:19

a suit on. It's crazy because I never

28:21

knew that they would, like when you go

28:23

to those places, if you ask them to

28:25

help put an outfit together, they'll try to

28:28

do it. Oh really? Yeah, like H&M and

28:30

stuff. When they, I never knew that until

28:32

I like, I heard someone like a couple

28:34

years ago like asked for that shit. Yeah.

28:36

I was like H&M. Yeah. And I was

28:38

browsing around and just like, yeah, I'm just

28:41

looking for something for a wedding. What do

28:43

you think about that? And the person literally

28:45

shocked. And I was like, oh, so when

28:47

they come over and ask, like, do you

28:49

need help? They're actually being serious. No, I've

28:51

seen you, I've seen you at a store

28:53

and. you needed a fit because there's like

28:55

you know some designer shit too so you're

28:57

asking the store associate to put together a

28:59

fit for you and I can't walk in

29:01

by you know you kind of walk by

29:03

keep looking around looking at that fit I

29:05

was like damn I hope Pat doesn't say

29:07

yes to any of these fits it's like it's

29:09

like the first time I was like You know

29:12

what asked for the fit to get

29:14

put together? I didn't ask you just

29:16

unsure what to even get I said

29:18

I want something like this Yeah, and

29:21

then he went and started putting these

29:23

fits together and I said God damn

29:25

this brother's on the road, bro like

29:27

I've never seen anybody put together five

29:30

bad outfits in a row With unlimited

29:32

resources. Yeah, it was actually very impressive.

29:34

I was like damn keep going. Let's

29:36

get it six Don't say yes, please

29:38

don't say it. I'm just like, you

29:41

know, you gotta kind of be. Because

29:43

I didn't want to see them. I

29:45

didn't want to seem like the hated

29:47

when you kind of like asked me

29:50

because you like, what you think about

29:52

this bro, I'm too truthful in those situations.

29:54

Yeah. No, I don't know why I get

29:56

offended when somebody tries to sell me like

29:58

an unfinished legacy piece. No, that is old.

30:01

I got a shirt with some butterflies

30:03

on it. We get your ass back

30:05

here, brother. I've gotten, there's been

30:07

an associate like this week, we

30:09

shop a high boy sometime, they

30:11

carry. I'm finished legacy. One of

30:13

the associates didn't know it was

30:15

part of the brand and he

30:18

was like, hey, I got this

30:20

shirt and shit for you and

30:22

stuff like that. I'll show me

30:24

the outfit. I kind of went

30:26

along with it though, because I

30:28

was like, whatever. Let me see

30:30

how they, let me see how

30:32

they, market research at that point. I'll

30:35

go back and face, you tell these

30:37

boys, me in the parking lot, this

30:39

shit. How are they really selling it?

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a question for you. What's something

31:37

that the other gender has or

31:40

gets to do that makes you

31:42

low-key jealous? Low-key man? It's

31:44

these studs. I just hate

31:46

how studs can equip a

31:48

new load out depending on

31:51

the occasion and I'm stuck with

31:53

what I got. That shit. It's just

31:55

like... I don't know, it just gets

31:57

to me, man. All

32:00

right, what's that? Yeah, go

32:02

ahead, go ahead. Okay, uh,

32:04

define low enough. I'm just,

32:06

I'm just saying, bro, like,

32:08

every, every stud has quick

32:10

draw. They bring a briefcase

32:13

and they got, they got four,

32:15

they got six, they got curve,

32:17

they got upward curve. It's just

32:19

like, shit, I don't have, bro,

32:22

you know, you can attach the

32:24

silencer to it. And that shit

32:26

goes from six to eight. I

32:28

can't do. It's just, it's almost,

32:31

it's just insane to me man.

32:33

How do you have so much,

32:35

um, strap knowledge? Oh, it's a

32:38

competition, bro. Like, it's just,

32:40

I can't, I can't compete,

32:42

man. It's just, it's frustrating.

32:44

But don't you think that

32:46

it shouldn't even matter because

32:48

the women that are attracted

32:50

to studs aren't attracted to

32:53

you? Hmm. I never think about

32:55

it like that. Okay, they really

32:57

just I mean, no way he

32:59

changed. No, what you call it

33:01

in the podcast and learn some

33:04

shit. No, okay, all right, but

33:06

listen, but listen, right? So if

33:08

hypothetically, I'm chasing a girl and

33:10

the stud's chasing the same

33:12

girl, and this girl's by, right?

33:15

And the stud's like, okay, I'm

33:17

dealing with a closed-range menace,

33:19

right, because I say I

33:21

don't have the, the, the,

33:23

the load-out for a long-range

33:25

battle. And she's like, okay,

33:27

watch this. And she goes into her

33:29

load out, goes from from from six

33:32

to ten. What am I supposed to

33:34

do? Like I lose the girl, you

33:36

know what I'm saying? So it's like,

33:38

I just can't compete with Starz Rose.

33:41

How's it stuck in the Scout report

33:43

on your dick though? I'm missing now.

33:45

I like that. Game of Game. Because

33:47

I hate that being an answer

33:49

to a lot of questions. Game

33:51

is gay. I'm like, it works

33:53

though. No, it works. But no,

33:55

bro, you gotta, you gotta stop

33:57

doing that because she probably not.

34:00

I don't know if you would ever

34:02

be competing with a, have you ever

34:04

done this before? Are you just

34:06

making up scenarios? Name

34:08

is game. All right, man. Y'all have

34:10

a good one, bro. Wait, wait, wait,

34:12

so, you know, can I, um, so

34:14

I'm kind of broke, but I

34:17

want to subscribe to the

34:19

patron. Y'all bring some, some of

34:21

those cheap plans back? You know, we

34:23

give you a month for free, bro.

34:25

You're the first one. I appreciate you. Only this

34:27

is like a marketing thing for Patreon. Go get your

34:29

Patreon. We gave away our one month free person. This

34:32

is the winner right here. Ding, ding, ding, ding. This

34:34

is weird. This isn't gonna be on the, this isn't

34:36

gonna be on the patron because I'm tired of

34:38

being inferior man. It's just like being an audio

34:40

listener and hearing you rip on audio listeners man.

34:42

It just breaks my heart because I know I'm not

34:44

broke like that, but I just don't got it right now,

34:46

but I just don't got it right now. Yeah,

34:48

we got you got you.

34:51

You ain't got to tell

34:53

us you broke, bro We

34:55

got you just say we're

34:58

about to send you a

35:00

We can just tell about

35:03

how your brain set

35:05

up. You ain't had that

35:07

much money in the

35:10

beginning What's

35:13

up? What's up? What's up?

35:15

Straight to the question I

35:17

could tell you, you're a

35:19

little lacking in personality. I

35:21

got you. What's that? Did

35:24

he repeat me? Yeah. But

35:26

I said what original word?

35:28

What original word? What original

35:30

word? I got shit, man. I got

35:32

shit, man. I got shit. I got

35:34

shit for you guys. No way, he

35:37

repeated me still. All right. What's up?

35:41

Was something like

35:43

the question? It's

35:46

always that slight

35:49

delay. Hold on,

35:51

don't say shit.

35:53

Come on, ask

35:55

the question, man.

35:57

He's gonna talk.

36:00

I can't interrupt you. I

36:02

don't, I don't know what

36:04

y'all do. No, no, you

36:07

got your kids. No, no,

36:09

no, no, no. No, no,

36:12

no, no, no, no, no,

36:14

no, no, no, no, no,

36:16

no. No, no, no, no.

36:18

Like, if it's a big

36:20

day, you know, like, like,

36:22

like, this is like,

36:24

oh, like, it's your

36:26

wedding day, or. You know,

36:29

like big day, something

36:31

for you. Then okay,

36:33

fine. But people love

36:35

to just post your

36:37

fish. And it's always

36:40

a mid-ass fit, too.

36:42

Yeah, how tall are you?

36:44

Five ten. Oh, oh shit,

36:46

okay. Okay. What, wait, what

36:49

the fuck I gotta do

36:51

with? Sound like you say

36:53

something for me, real quick.

36:56

Can I? What do you want

36:58

to say, man? What do you

37:00

want to say? What do you

37:02

say? I'll say anything for you.

37:04

Say, eh, what's up, Doc? Eh,

37:06

what's up, Doc? Bugs, buddy,

37:08

sir. I'm walking around my

37:10

school camp here right now.

37:12

You guys, Scotty, sound like

37:15

an idiot. You blood? People

37:17

look... No, I'm black. I'm Latino.

37:19

Let's out. Where do you

37:21

from, what stage you from?

37:24

My dad was a little military, so I'm

37:26

from all over. I say Utah though.

37:28

That's why I live, like, a lot.

37:30

All right, it's starting to make sense.

37:32

Yeah, yeah, you're trying, you started, you

37:35

started seeing, like, what the hell this

37:37

dude from? Oh, nobody wants my ass.

37:39

I know the question, here it is.

37:41

Oh my God. Do you wear glasses?

37:43

No, I

37:46

don't I

37:50

got who

37:54

you vote

37:57

for

38:00

Thank you. Thank you.

38:02

Thank you very

38:04

much. It feels really

38:07

nice. We'll get to

38:09

you after this. Happy.

38:12

Happy international

38:15

women's mom.

38:17

Thank you. Thank

38:19

you. Thank you very

38:22

much. It feels really

38:24

nice to hear that

38:27

from men. Nice. Anyway, I

38:29

got a question for you.

38:31

What's something that deserves more

38:33

hate? How did I sound

38:35

when I said it? What's

38:37

my voice too deep? Oh, what? Nothing.

38:40

Men saying that they don't want

38:42

a relationship and then

38:44

go seeing you and doing

38:47

just that, getting in a

38:49

fucking relationship. What sense is

38:51

that? But maybe they want. And

38:53

then it hurts even worse than

38:56

that bitch looks kind of like

38:58

you. No, don't don't tell her

39:00

don't tell her I feel like Like do

39:02

you want us to like? Okay, what

39:04

type of what type of problem is

39:06

this? Do you want us to like?

39:09

Gas you up like yeah, yeah girl Fook

39:11

them fuck them or do you want

39:13

us to give you like hardcore truth

39:15

because if you come on here? It's

39:18

like if you want to get gas

39:20

up like yeah, fuck them girl. Yeah,

39:22

like this has only happened twice

39:25

but like not I'm just saying

39:27

every single person. Do you

39:29

want to tell you the truth? Yeah, the

39:31

hard truth. Okay. I mean, I think

39:33

he made a decision. I feel like

39:35

you saw the decision that he made.

39:38

You know what I mean? You saw it.

39:40

True, but true. But at the same

39:42

time, I kind of didn't want a

39:44

relationship with him. Like, everybody

39:46

knew him. You know what I

39:48

mean? Like, it would have been

39:50

kind of an interesting to be with

39:52

him. Plus he was a serial

39:54

cheater. Are you? Are you convinced? Are you

39:57

convinced? Are you convinced? Are

39:59

you convinced? us? Are you

40:01

talking to yourself? I

40:03

think you've called us

40:05

to have a conversation

40:08

with yourself? Are you

40:10

giving your advice right

40:12

now? I just like

40:14

being myself taught. Yeah,

40:16

I can tell. You

40:18

sound like he dodged

40:21

ability to it. First

40:23

of all, first of all,

40:25

happy. Don't forget that.

40:27

Thank you. See, and

40:30

my president from y'all

40:32

should be me getting

40:34

close to myself. Okay. You

40:36

got it. You made it.

40:39

Just support him. Look

40:41

him. He should have

40:43

told you. Fucking slut.

40:45

Thank you, girl. Yeah. Fuck

40:47

him. Uh, let's all like,

40:50

let's all wish bad on

40:52

him at the same time.

40:54

One, two, three. Fuck him.

40:56

What's that one sexy red

40:58

song? Where she's like, don't

41:01

trust the different toys, shit.

41:03

You know? You got 15 seconds

41:05

ago, go ahead. So I'm

41:07

not singing. First of all, first

41:09

of all. Okay. All right, you

41:11

have a good one. All right.

41:13

You have a good one. All

41:15

right. You have a good one.

41:18

All right. Bye handsome. She

41:26

was talking gene.

41:28

Yeah. She sends the

41:30

aura. Like, aura farming.

41:33

Like, aura farming. Yo.

41:35

What's the word? What's

41:37

the word? What's the

41:40

word? What's the word?

41:42

My question? Shit, shit.

41:45

Hey, no niggles, you

41:47

know? Yeah, that's how

41:50

you can do, bro.

41:52

Hey, baby, niggles. What's

41:54

up? You said outside of Idaho? Audio

41:57

listeners, is Mike. What's up, bro? I

42:00

work at this auto company

42:02

right now, bro, but I'm

42:04

at school. I can't really

42:07

be in the same little

42:09

lane. Then, I'm from Nigeria.

42:11

What's you do for a

42:13

living? What did you do

42:16

for a living? What did you

42:18

do for a living? I work

42:20

at this auto company

42:22

right now, but I'm at

42:25

school. Sounds a little broke

42:27

to me. No,

42:30

don't say that.

42:33

No, don't say

42:36

that. That's immature.

42:38

Did you know

42:41

that I recovered

42:44

from my Achilles

42:46

injury already? Because

42:49

I'm Nigeria. Oh

42:51

man. Yo. You

42:56

know, we definitely lost a

42:59

fan of them. You know,

43:01

we definitely lost a fan

43:03

of them. This is how

43:06

to listen to calling me

43:08

up. Wait, what was this

43:11

question? No! Now you gotta

43:13

call him back. Yo, what's

43:15

up? What up? What up?

43:17

What up? What up? What

43:20

up? How's it going? Pretty

43:22

good, man. How you doing?

43:24

What's something that deserves more

43:27

hate? Nonchalant flexors, like, damn!

43:29

I gotta lie, that should be

43:31

mad annoying. What's an example

43:34

of a nonchalant flexor? I

43:36

have an example, like, I have

43:38

a friend, so, like, in between

43:40

my friend group, we used to,

43:42

like, tease each other about the shit

43:45

we would wear. So, like, when he

43:47

got into high school, he

43:49

started buying, like, like, very

43:51

flashy shit. Let's say he got

43:53

his shoes dirty. They met like $300

43:55

shoes. He'd be like, oh shit, I

43:58

stay my $300 shoes, my Jordan. My

44:00

mom's gonna be mad, this

44:02

is this and that. He

44:04

would just like flex for

44:06

the fuck of it. Nobody

44:09

would ask him nothing whatsoever.

44:11

Literally nothing. And he would

44:13

just be like, oh yeah,

44:15

this shit cost me this

44:17

much. Like, ain't nobody give

44:19

a fuck. Wait, wait, wait,

44:22

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

44:24

Like, usually, so sometimes like

44:26

when I zone out and

44:28

I'm up in detention, I

44:30

pray to God the caller

44:32

not good. Was it good?

44:35

Was it good? Did I

44:37

miss something? No, I'm serious.

44:39

Did I miss anything? I'm

44:41

asking both of y'all. You've

44:43

been on the pot before,

44:46

right? No, no. It's my

44:48

first time. Really? You both

44:50

sound familiar. You're your voice,

44:52

I'm familiar. You sound like

44:54

that dude, I got his

44:56

hat, too. You got a

44:59

jump. No, no, they ain't

45:01

me. No, it's my first

45:03

time. No, that was you

45:05

to get your hat tugged,

45:07

bro. No, I quit. Yeah,

45:09

I got goofy. No, that

45:12

wasn't me. I'm a YouTube

45:14

listener, too. He was a

45:16

little nitty just like you.

45:18

I told you. I'm five

45:20

seven. I'm like, I got

45:22

a daughter? How's it? Yeah,

45:25

but I ain't me, I

45:27

swear it is. You try

45:29

that back? Hey you, bitch,

45:31

man. Why don't you let

45:33

them take your hat, though?

45:35

No, that wasn't me, me,

45:38

I mean, that ass. Bro,

45:40

I'm my daughter, that wasn't

45:42

me. You think you got

45:44

a daughter? How's on you?

45:46

We have 21. Damn! How

45:48

many more kids are you

45:51

going to have? No, you're

45:53

beginning it in. How many

45:55

more kids? How many more

45:57

kids are you going to

45:59

have? Well, all right, shit.

46:01

Two more, but nine, till

46:04

I'm settled. I thought he

46:06

said nine. Oh, so you're

46:08

not. Okay, I get it.

46:10

No, fuck. No, that's too

46:12

much. Max, five. That's pushing

46:15

me. Not for you, bro.

46:17

Get your shit together, before

46:19

you pop out another one,

46:21

though. Do the world, some

46:23

justice. So last week my

46:25

cousin got a new Mercedes-Benz

46:28

and I was like damn

46:30

bro, that's dope. What's the

46:32

car payment on it? He

46:34

said a little light $1,300.

46:36

$1,300. Hope you sleeping in

46:38

that mother's pocket. Yeah, $1,300

46:41

is crazy. But if you

46:43

don't want to pay 30%

46:45

APR, you got hit up

46:47

our boy, Miguel, who does

46:49

credit repair, Miguel? Absolutely, man.

46:51

Him, for any guys, credit

46:54

repair services, bankruptcies, collections, evictions,

46:56

even child support, everything that

46:58

you need off your credit

47:00

port that's negatively affecting you,

47:02

I can definitely get that

47:04

removed for you. I actually

47:07

used Miguel and he actually

47:09

helped me go and Sean

47:11

like, yo, I take care

47:13

of my kid. You're not

47:15

removing no deadbeat child support

47:17

time. Keep your shit on

47:20

there. I actually used Miguel

47:22

and he actually helped my

47:24

score go. I'm not going

47:26

to tell him my scores

47:28

before my score went up

47:30

like a hundred and like

47:33

50 points. So. Yeah, like

47:35

I shit like nine hundred

47:37

now. Definitely found me on

47:39

IG and Miguel R underscored

47:41

credit on IG. You have

47:43

all the info on all

47:46

the information that you need

47:48

to definitely get your credit

47:50

repaired. Hey, how y'all? Pretty

47:52

good yourself. I'm good. Hold

47:54

on Pat. Pat. Pat has

47:57

something to say to you,

47:59

but you just, well. Do

48:01

the thing. Nah, you go

48:03

there, bro. Not do the

48:05

thing. I don't even know

48:07

her. I don't even know

48:10

if I should be wishing

48:12

her yet. She got her

48:14

name. No. That's but, yeah.

48:16

Nah, just fine. First of

48:18

all, first of all, first

48:20

of all. Happy. International Woman's

48:23

Month. Oh. I didn't even

48:25

know it was that much.

48:27

Thank you. Yes, I told

48:29

you. Yeah, I'm sorry. Anyway,

48:31

I got a question for

48:33

you. Okay. What's something that

48:36

deserves more hate? Them little

48:38

bit niggers. All right. Y'all

48:40

got to start sending pictures

48:42

of that shit first. Y'all

48:44

be fond of advertising. They'd

48:46

be the tall niggles like

48:49

that. Y'all got to start

48:51

sending pictures first. You got

48:53

to start putting the petition

48:55

up for y'all. Something that

48:57

happens a lot for you.

48:59

Oh no, no, no. I've

49:02

been in a relationship for

49:04

like, how much I was

49:06

six years. I think about

49:08

this one. What's just gonna

49:10

do with you? So you're

49:12

in a current relationship right

49:15

now? Yeah, I'm from my

49:17

back back back in the

49:19

day, but I still just,

49:21

y'all, do them a thing,

49:23

don't say y'all, just saying

49:25

to you. No, this happened

49:28

with me personally. But that's

49:30

six years ago. That's a

49:32

go. They don't matter. I'm

49:34

still upstate. How old are

49:36

you? 26? Nah. Nah. Not

49:39

just saying like, what's uh,

49:41

what's going on? I've just

49:43

said, niggles who have small

49:45

kids, I've got to start

49:47

one. You say something that

49:49

has nothing to do with

49:52

you, right? Yeah, you like,

49:54

if you happy in your

49:56

relationship, unless you're trying to

49:58

send us, are you trying

50:00

to send us a little

50:02

bliminal to your, to your

50:05

current boyfriend? Hell no. I

50:07

wouldn't be with a nigglesip

50:09

that was small, crazy. And

50:11

I got two kids right

50:13

man, should me. Okay. Okay,

50:15

let me just say it

50:18

to you straight up. Okay.

50:20

You got a man, but

50:22

you're talking to us about

50:24

other man's dick. I'm just

50:26

saying that should be a

50:28

thing that we should start

50:31

hating What's going on? Welcome

50:33

to Crash Me's podcast. What's

50:35

good, bro? What's going on,

50:37

bro? I'm chilling. How about

50:39

y'all doing good? Yeah, good,

50:41

man. Pretty good, pretty good,

50:44

man. I got a question

50:46

for you. Yeah. All right,

50:48

what's something, all right, what's

50:50

something that women do that

50:52

Loki makes you jealous? I

50:54

hate how they're like, kind

50:57

of there for each other

50:59

a lot. Hold on, give

51:01

me a second, I'm getting

51:03

some coffee. Yeah. I got

51:05

out to pay for you.

51:08

Yeah. All right, I show

51:10

these things I respect this,

51:12

bro. No. I definitely think

51:14

we can. Yeah, I mean.

51:16

I feel like I had

51:18

to smoke again, bro. No,

51:21

man. For sure, like women

51:23

just be there for each

51:25

other and it's not that

51:27

I'm hating, but I kind

51:29

of am, though. Like, with

51:31

guys, like, they're kind of

51:34

looked down upon to like

51:36

getting your feelings with your

51:38

boy. And you know, it's

51:40

just like, we're not really

51:42

good at being there for

51:44

each other either. It'll be

51:47

like, yo, bro, like my

51:49

granny died. And he'll be

51:51

like, oh, shoot, my bad,

51:53

bro, but are you making

51:55

a slasher or a two

51:57

way on two k though?

52:00

Or like, I'll be having

52:02

some like, you know, I'm

52:04

like, hey, man, I'm going

52:06

through school. Right now, I

52:08

have some imposter binge on

52:10

me, but I ate your

52:13

hand. And they start sending

52:15

me reals and I'm like,

52:17

that doesn't help. And they're

52:19

like, one time Mike was

52:21

down in a dump, I

52:23

was like, damn, maybe six

52:26

more reals a day, I

52:28

hope. Yeah. that in your

52:30

life so what do you

52:32

got to say to your

52:34

guy friends that you feel

52:36

like you want to be

52:39

more emotional with you know

52:41

like all my guy friends

52:43

out there it's all the

52:45

men out there you know

52:47

it you know be there

52:50

for your boy but don't

52:52

begin like too physical you

52:54

know I don't need you

52:56

hugging up on me bro

52:58

I'm straight Don't hurry enough.

53:00

You're the problem. You're the

53:03

problem. This is why. You

53:05

can't be the gatekeeper, bro.

53:07

I mean, I mean, be

53:09

honest, like, if Mike started

53:11

trying right in front of

53:13

you, you don't hung up

53:16

on them or what? Hug

53:18

up on them is so

53:20

crazy. That's like a weird

53:22

thing. But you're on them

53:24

as like almost like the

53:26

person doesn't want to be

53:29

hugged or Hug up on

53:31

them. Exactly. So you're also

53:33

the problem. But you're choosing

53:35

uncomfortable hugging. I don't know.

53:37

No, no. You know, but

53:39

that's you're making up a

53:42

scenario with me. You're saying

53:44

you don't want to hug.

53:46

So you wouldn't even hug

53:48

someone. One of your friends

53:50

if you were crying over

53:52

something. But like, what if

53:55

I just want them to

53:57

hug me so tight that

53:59

I have no choice? You

54:01

know what I mean? Hello?

54:03

Hey, where's he at? Nah,

54:05

you trolling, though. What, why

54:08

is that everybody's default thing

54:10

when they say something crazy?

54:12

They say, where keys at?

54:14

Like, what? All right, bro.

54:16

You have a good one.

54:18

He's the most rational. All

54:21

right, hey, I love the

54:23

pot, y' y'all, I love

54:25

the pot y' y'all, you

54:27

guys. What's the deal? Good,

54:29

how you doing? Good, pretty

54:32

good. Oh, man. All right,

54:34

I got a question. You're

54:36

good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:38

All right. Now you nervous,

54:40

bro. What's something that women

54:42

get to do? I got

54:45

a question for you. What's

54:47

something that women do that

54:49

Loki make you jealous? Huh?

54:51

Uh, uh, big, penis. No?

54:53

That makes you jealous, why

54:55

are you jealous of it?

54:59

Like the sensation like

55:01

we'll never get it.

55:03

I'll never feel the

55:05

feeling that they feel

55:07

You know No, okay,

55:09

so I'm on either

55:11

you know, he's not

55:13

there. Why is that

55:15

people's default? Wait, wait,

55:17

wait, so all right.

55:19

So do you like

55:21

women or man? I

55:23

have a girlfriend You

55:25

didn't answer my question,

55:27

bro. I like women.

55:29

Do you like men?

55:31

No. Then why is

55:33

that your answer? Because

55:35

like, it's a different

55:37

feeling than we, then

55:39

we, you know... How

55:41

do you know, it's

55:43

a different thing? We'll

55:45

feel... Because they can't

55:47

feel the same. How

55:49

do you know? Because

55:51

they can't feel the

55:53

same. How do you

55:55

know? Because it takes

55:58

longer. What

56:01

do you mean, mother? Like,

56:04

it takes longer for, like,

56:06

the buildup is probably, like,

56:08

way better. The buildup? What

56:10

are you talking about? What

56:13

build up? Like, uh, the

56:15

organ apart. You know guys

56:17

get orgasms, right? Well, yeah,

56:19

but it's too quick, like

56:22

the build up, you know?

56:24

Right, Pat? Right, Pat is

56:26

crazy. No, no, no, no,

56:28

no, no. Come on. Nah,

56:31

bro. You need to tell

56:33

you, I feel bad for

56:35

your girlfriend, though. It sounds

56:37

like you're... Like, you might

56:40

be, you might be a

56:42

little confused and you might

56:44

be holding some secrets back

56:46

from her that you need

56:49

to tell her. No, we're

56:51

no secret. I'm not allowed

56:53

to keep secret. Are you,

56:55

have you had this conversation

56:58

with your girlfriend then? Yeah,

57:00

she knows. What does she

57:02

know? And how did you

57:05

bring it up to her,

57:07

please? Well, we, we, we

57:09

were talking about it and

57:11

I was like, I'm jealous

57:14

of you because I'll never

57:16

get to feel my guerrilla

57:18

strips. I'm sorry God I

57:20

hate these niggles bro, I

57:23

hate all right. All right

57:25

man. Like think about the

57:27

strokes that you give. Whoa!

57:29

Come on down, come on

57:32

down. No, he's trying to

57:34

go viral, bro. No, he's

57:36

trying to go viral, bro.

57:38

No, he might have, he

57:41

might have. For instance, it

57:43

sounded like he was reaching,

57:45

even though I still think

57:47

he was reaching, still. Yeah,

57:50

but he was, he was,

57:52

he was warming up, bro.

57:54

Yeah, what's up, dummy? What

57:56

up? What up? I don't

57:59

like that. First time. That's

58:01

your runt me the wrong

58:03

way. I know it's like

58:05

a point or crash jummies,

58:08

but like call me dummies

58:10

when you sound stupid as

58:12

hell. Oh my god, bro.

58:14

So many people already called

58:17

you dummies and you look,

58:19

what's up? Something else? I

58:21

don't know. You, what, you

58:23

black? Uh, yeah. I'm from

58:26

Minnesota, but I'm from Minnesota,

58:28

so. What's the song you

58:30

made to get your ex

58:32

back? Okay, I can I

58:35

can pull it up or

58:37

I don't know with what's

58:39

on sound better, but bro,

58:41

just play the fucking song.

58:44

Okay, my girlfriend's pulling it

58:46

up right now. Hold on.

58:48

This is the one you

58:50

got back? No, this is

58:53

a different girl. Oh no!

58:55

All right. All right, hold

58:57

on, let me put it

58:59

on speaker, so it sounds

59:02

like- How long ago was

59:04

this? This is like a

59:06

year ago? Oh, last year.

59:08

Oh, girl, he's still not

59:11

here. Oh my God, don't

59:13

tell you that. Okay. been

59:35

so long. I

1:00:09

want you all this, uh,

1:00:11

go to the end, there's

1:00:14

like a little message. Okay,

1:00:16

you guys liked it. All

1:00:19

right, good. No, that was

1:00:21

pretty impressive. Like those, here,

1:00:24

I, real quick, I want

1:00:26

you to scroll to the,

1:00:29

uh, fucked up. And I'm

1:00:31

such a dumb bitch. I

1:00:33

want you all this, uh,

1:00:36

go to the end. There's

1:00:38

like a little message that

1:00:41

I want you all to

1:00:43

just react to. Okay, appreciate

1:00:46

it man. You

1:01:08

call me like 40

1:01:10

times, bro? I was

1:01:12

not picking up, I

1:01:14

was cute. Can I

1:01:16

talk to your current

1:01:18

girlfriend real quick? Oh

1:01:20

gosh. I'm about to

1:01:22

say goodbye to my

1:01:24

relationship, but okay. Yeah.

1:01:27

Hello? Hello, how's it

1:01:29

going? It's going well?

1:01:31

Good good. I got a

1:01:34

question for you. Um. Not

1:01:36

as a girlfriend. Not as

1:01:38

a girlfriend. Not as girlfriend.

1:01:41

Not as a girlfriend. Not

1:01:43

as a girlfriend. Hello? There's

1:01:45

no girl there. Hello. This

1:01:48

is not a girl. What?

1:01:50

Say two different things at

1:01:52

the same time. Were you

1:01:55

aware of this video before

1:01:57

y'all started dating? Uh, aware

1:01:59

of it, uh, kind of.

1:02:02

So you saw this video

1:02:04

before y'all, like, decided to,

1:02:06

like, make it official? I

1:02:09

didn't see the video, but

1:02:11

he played it for me.

1:02:13

And it didn't give you

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Um, I think certainly, but

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I, uh, I think, um...

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my stomach really fun You ever had

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a headache and took some medicine so

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I have a headache Yeah, this is

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it Yeah, bro, I took talent. I

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still got a headache. I just want

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to make sure that you you in

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my will bro You get anything I

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haven't taken the title all in a

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while or a hypoprofen Oh, what? A

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Tynum. Tynum. See, that's how I'm... Tynum

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or a Hy-B-Proven. That's what my Nigerian

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accent kind of comes up when I

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can't say like those type of words,

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right? Yeah, yeah. I'd be profan. I'd

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be profan. I'd be profan. I'd be

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profan. I'd be profan. I'd be profan.

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Yes. I'd be profan. Yeah. I'd be

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profan. Yeah, like you used to say

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in high school, I'd be queefan. Like,

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who's, how, who told you that? I

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have screams. Like, Pat to be saying

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anything, bro. No, no, no. That's the

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second time. The Ash and Hall, dude.

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The Ash and Hall, the big buff

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dude. Yeah, yeah. That that a brand

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that water brand is going pretty viral

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right now. It's funny that he's been

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viral for a while like I've been

1:06:29

seeing his videos for a while. Yeah,

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I've seen him before. It's funny that

1:06:34

it just takes like one thing on

1:06:36

Twitter to kind of like that video

1:06:39

I think I saw it was like

1:06:41

250 million views. Yeah, yeah, Drew came

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back. Yeah, he posted the The Jewski

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mean he never went nowhere but he

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back back though. He posted the Jewski

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mean like he came out of prison

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he's like demon home pussy. Yeah. That

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boy back like he got when you

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know you're going crazy when you have

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quoted tweets or like repost of your

1:07:02

stuff going viral. It's funny that. Like

1:07:04

the Ashton Hall is the guy that

1:07:07

does, that soaks his face in the,

1:07:09

in the cold water and stuff like

1:07:11

that. Wipe his face with a banana

1:07:14

peel. I think that type of content

1:07:16

is like meant to be that way.

1:07:18

Like it's meant to get the reaction

1:07:21

is getting right now. Yeah. Like the

1:07:23

him jumping in the pool, was like.

1:07:25

like 740 and by the time he

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landed it was like 746 type of

1:07:30

thing. So it's like those type of

1:07:32

little those little things get get comments

1:07:35

on the internet and have people talking.

1:07:37

So it's all strategy. And he's an

1:07:39

online fitness code. Yeah, those videos are

1:07:42

are way too detail for them not

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to know what the joke is. Yeah,

1:07:46

exactly. They know what the jokes are

1:07:48

gonna be and they push you to,

1:07:51

bro. He literally shot a fucking. him

1:07:53

fatal way jumper. They didn't show the

1:07:55

ball leaving in there. They just showed

1:07:58

the ball swishing. He then turned around

1:08:00

to a woman because he never shows

1:08:02

the woman in the thing. Then turns

1:08:05

around to the hand of a woman

1:08:07

that gave him a quarter of a

1:08:09

fucking watermelon. After shooting a gunshot, like

1:08:12

you know that shit. And then he's

1:08:14

wiping his face with a banana peel.

1:08:16

Like you don't always. There's one that

1:08:19

he had a green bottle of bottle

1:08:21

water water, right? and then it was

1:08:23

the beginning of the green one and

1:08:26

then it drops to the floor and

1:08:28

obviously there's an angle of it smashing

1:08:30

on the floor at the on the

1:08:33

floor real quick what could you do

1:08:35

your water bottle like this what happened

1:08:37

what is it what is wrong with

1:08:40

this do your water bottle you move

1:08:42

your left hand out like this you

1:08:44

go back you literally went the water

1:08:47

bottle like the water bottle like the

1:08:49

water bottle like the water bottle because

1:08:51

that's how if I was holding that

1:08:54

would hold it like this It's a

1:08:56

big water ball. It's like it has

1:08:58

a fat. No, no, it's because the

1:09:01

water ball has like a bigger base.

1:09:03

So yeah, and then it has a

1:09:05

smaller like the, the, the, it is

1:09:08

small at the, at the, at the,

1:09:10

bro, I would just pretend I was

1:09:12

holding the ballroom. I'm not gonna hold

1:09:15

it like this. But one hand? So

1:09:18

you're not gonna squeeze this shit. Come

1:09:20

on man. Like holding a water bottle,

1:09:22

that's a barbarians. I'm holding like this.

1:09:24

I don't want the bottle to break.

1:09:27

A boy is a pleaser. I'm not

1:09:29

trying to have the bottle break, bro.

1:09:31

Oh my god. I saw this clip

1:09:33

on the internet, Instagram, and of how

1:09:35

to hate. How to hate. Yes. Okay.

1:09:38

Three ways to hate on a nigga.

1:09:40

Number one. One upper. Say if a

1:09:42

nigga came to you and says, bro,

1:09:44

bro, I just did this, isn't that.

1:09:47

Even if it's not true, say that

1:09:49

you did the same thing, but it's

1:09:51

a little bit better, right? Say if

1:09:53

a nig's bro, bro, bro, same project

1:09:56

in 10,000 views on YouTube. Even if

1:09:58

you don't have a YouTube channel, your

1:10:00

next response is probably a bit teak.

1:10:02

Make sure it's in every change, you

1:10:05

little. Number two, that's good for you,

1:10:07

that's good for you. Let's just say

1:10:09

a nigga's excited to tell you some

1:10:11

news. For example, he got a new

1:10:14

girlfriend, right? He shows you a picture

1:10:16

of this girl. Your response is, that's

1:10:18

good for you, bro. So that's good

1:10:20

for you, bro. So that's good for

1:10:23

you? It's such a top-tier hating phrase.

1:10:25

He's not the top-tier hating, is, it's

1:10:27

good for you, bro. It's such a

1:10:29

top-tier, hating-hating, a nigga, is, is, it's

1:10:32

bringing up, is, it's bringing up, it's

1:10:34

bringing up, it's bringing up, a nigga,

1:10:36

a nigga, a nigga, is, is, a

1:10:38

nagging, a nagging, and a nigga, and

1:10:40

a nagging, and a nagging, and a

1:10:43

nagging, and a nagging, and a nagging,

1:10:45

and a, and a nagging, and a,

1:10:47

nagging, and a, and a, Your response

1:10:49

is, bro, you only know 1% of

1:10:52

athletes go D1, and 1% of those

1:10:54

go to the NBA, just hate on

1:10:56

a niggles, shit on a niggles. There

1:10:58

are some people that I feel like

1:11:01

that have, that be hating like that,

1:11:03

that I know. Especially the one upper

1:11:05

one. I hate one people, and this

1:11:07

is the part, the one I see

1:11:10

people trying to, one up on people

1:11:12

is death in the family. Yes, is

1:11:14

one that I see a lot. Almost

1:11:16

make someone's situation die down a little

1:11:19

bit by putting like, oh damn, her

1:11:21

grandpa died? Tell me about the one,

1:11:23

that's the one she don't see, right?

1:11:25

Yeah, she don't see that grandpa, what

1:11:28

the fuck? Wasn't real cousins? There was

1:11:30

blood, there wasn't blood? It was just

1:11:32

acting like cousins? Okay, I ain't gonna

1:11:34

say shit. Or like, like, say it's

1:11:37

like somebody's grandma passes away, right? when

1:11:39

their grandparent fell away, how they dealt

1:11:41

with the grief. Your grandma ain't no

1:11:43

you. Or you know what I'm saying?

1:11:45

Everybody grieves differently, right? So it's just

1:11:48

like, you know, I'd just rather just

1:11:50

get the condolences, like thinking of you,

1:11:52

bro, this and that. Don't tell me

1:11:54

how you dealt with a fact, because

1:11:57

you don't know my relationship with this

1:11:59

family member. And you might not been

1:12:01

close to your family member. And also,

1:12:03

like, exactly, you know, like, what's going

1:12:06

to happen. I ain't gonna speak on

1:12:08

a name by this see someone lose

1:12:10

their child. Then they were like showing

1:12:12

on video. turning up like the next

1:12:15

day. Yeah, yeah, it's just like some

1:12:17

shit that. Casey Anthony? No, whoa. Casey

1:12:19

Anthony, that happened with her. Do you

1:12:21

know, there's something that's happening with her

1:12:24

right now too. She like came out

1:12:26

and spoke about something and then I

1:12:28

bought Nancy back out because you know,

1:12:30

I think she's like up running for

1:12:33

something. No, she tried to bring back

1:12:35

like an online presence and like she.

1:12:37

put up a couple tic-tocks and then

1:12:39

everybody was like, nah, you're not coming

1:12:42

back. Yeah, Casey and Anthony. That's just

1:12:44

like, that's like the first case. Do

1:12:46

you know the Casey Anthony case? So

1:12:48

it was about a woman. It's about

1:12:51

a woman in Casey, her daughter passed

1:12:53

away and she was seeing like partying

1:12:55

the next day, or the next, the

1:12:57

same day that her daughter supposedly passed

1:12:59

away and then basically she was saying

1:13:02

she had no idea like what happened

1:13:04

to her daughter and how she passed

1:13:06

away. She ended was innocent. In the

1:13:08

court in the case kind of like

1:13:11

a old joke. It's like a OJ

1:13:13

case in the sense where people kind

1:13:15

of know she did it But they

1:13:17

can improve that she did it. Yeah,

1:13:20

the court couldn't prove that yeah, it

1:13:22

don't sound like she did it No,

1:13:24

I'm doing I'm doing a disservice to

1:13:26

explain this big disservice, but she did

1:13:29

that shit Like some of the evidence

1:13:31

what happened so Casey Anthony basically the

1:13:33

case became known when her two year

1:13:35

old daughter Kaye passed away And she

1:13:38

disappeared in June of 2008, but she

1:13:40

didn't report her missing until July of

1:13:42

2008. And then she tried to say

1:13:44

that she was kidnapped by the nanny.

1:13:47

So yeah, exactly. They found like evidence

1:13:49

of her daughter's blood inside her trunk.

1:13:51

I don't think they ever found the

1:13:53

baby. Did they find the body? They

1:13:56

found the remains in December of 2008

1:13:58

in the woods near the Anthony family

1:14:00

home in Orlando, Florida. And so her

1:14:02

daughter was missing that long. And she

1:14:04

was just out living life like normal.

1:14:07

It's like, all right now. Like you

1:14:09

know what happened. You know what I'm

1:14:11

saying? So. It's one of those things.

1:14:13

You're not gonna make no more online

1:14:16

president. I see like we people can't

1:14:18

officially get rid of Kaye. So I

1:14:20

don't know. I think Kaniy holds a

1:14:22

little more weight than Casey Anthony. How

1:14:25

many Grammys? Is it even? No. Kaniye

1:14:27

is just kind of like the Kaniy

1:14:29

stuff is just like a whole other

1:14:31

like I don't know what's like his

1:14:34

his deal. He's like we say on

1:14:36

every pie like there's just something mentally.

1:14:38

going on going wrong there. So it's

1:14:40

just, it's just, it's just, it's like,

1:14:43

just one of those things you can't

1:14:45

really like fully talk about in a,

1:14:47

in a, I feel like in an

1:14:49

articulate way to like even like say

1:14:52

what's wrong with him. Like it's just

1:14:54

like, it's just redundant to kind of

1:14:56

just the same cycle. Yeah. For anybody

1:14:58

that's trying to like either justify or

1:15:01

re-enter to what's going on other than

1:15:03

like, like a total mental breakdown. Oh

1:15:05

man, anyway. Anyways, let's wrap this shit

1:15:07

up brother. I'm done. Yeah, oh yeah,

1:15:10

tickets are going to be live to

1:15:12

eventually somewhere in the buyer or something

1:15:14

to Pat's comedy show. The last chance

1:15:16

because we really bought the market hard.

1:15:18

Yeah, these next couple days. Yeah, by

1:15:21

the time you listen to this, hopefully

1:15:23

there's still tickets left. But hopefully there's

1:15:25

still some tickets left. So yeah, let

1:15:27

us know. What else we got for

1:15:30

them? That's it? Do you got anything?

1:15:32

Shout out? Happy birthday, bro. Shout out

1:15:34

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