If you find a dryer sheet in your mailbox it's to ward off stinging insects. Murray says it won't work on Murder Hornets. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Apparently, Pfizer's COVID vaccine is the elite vaccine and "hot" people get it. Pfizer is cashing in on this new status. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A woman in Wisconsin claims Bagel Bites deceived her with their Pizza Bites. So she's hiring Bernie Frivolous. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Washington State is classifying Murder Hornets as "Quarantined Pests". Murray is not impressed. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dolphins like to get high off Puffer Fish. Here's the theme song to a new TV show about a "Stoner" Dolphin. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A home inspector was arrested after he got caught on a nanny cam enjoying himself with an Elmo doll. Now there's a new talking Elmo stuffed toy for guys like him! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A couple in Connecticut were arrested because they left a 4 year old in a car while they shopped in an adult toy store. Benny V sees this as a money making opportunity! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A guy in California died in a taco eating contest and his family wants to sue. Bernie Frivolous is perfect for this case! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Krispy Kreme is giving away a free donut a day for a year if you show them your vaccination card. The Krispy Kreme CEO explains. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Free VIP at a strip club with your COVID vaccination card? Let's go a step further with a whole club for the vaccinated. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Because folks wanted to see the NC-17 version of Mrs. Doubtfire, HBO is starting a new streaming service. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Scientists thing Murder Hornets will be back this spring. Murray the Murder Hornet is here to taunt you all about it! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
News Bot, Penelope Bainbridge-Scott aids in this dramatic reading of an English woman's love of a big banana. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Loony Toons character Pepe Le Pew is the latest victim of the woke crowd. Here's his response to the allegations and his firing. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Dr. Seuss books that have been branded offensive are going for big bucks on eBay. Time to turn cancelled into cash! SPECIAL GUEST VOICES: Amy Rose and Brandon Jones. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A guy is suing the maker of Kings Hawaiian Rolls because they're not actually made in Hawaii. Bernie Frivolous is on the case! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Folks involved in the January 4th insurrection in DC have lost jobs, been jailed and have been kicked off dating sites. But they can still find love. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
NASA found a FM radio signal coming from Jupiter. Here's what Rock Radio on the largest planet sounds like. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Studies show more and more benefits of swearing, especially when it comes to working out. Now there's a gym that encourages it! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Murray the Murder Hornet, the arrogant, taunting killer is now starring in a sequel to the Discovery Channel's "Attack of the Murder Hornets" He's here to "taunt" you all about it! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Actor Christopher Walken doesn't use a cell phone. He communicates with a Walken Talkie...so can you! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Someone in Denmark thought a kids cartoon starring a superhero with a giant, prehensile penis was a good idea. Here's the show's "familiar" sounding theme song. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.