Oops! We have zero self-control and rambled on for days and days. This months isopod (yes, the country is still in lockdown no matter how much you want a dinner party!) includes a deep dive into the weirdest things in our record collections, some music news, Craig commits the greatest musical crime in the latest round of "On The 1s and 2s", we spread some groundless rumours via the medium of the quiz, and to finish up we join the tin-foil hat brigade and talk about who really did the deed.