Let us all gather around the fire, toast marshmellows, and swear profusely because, in the words of Noddy, IT'S CHRISTMAS! Yes indeedy folks, the stalwart favourite of the the hosts (if not listeners) is back for another year. What will happen this year? Will Johnny Maths make an appearance? And most importantly, who will take home the coveted trophy of googley eyes and push pins?

Be warned: this is a very VERY sweary episode. If you drink every time a C-bomb drops you may die.