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It's Friday Bitches!

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It's Friday Bitches!

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It's Friday! What!

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Yeah! Yeah! Come

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on! It's Friday

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Bitches! It's Friday

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Bitches! It's Friday

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Bitches! It's Friday!

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What! It's Friday!

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What! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Yeah! Yeah! We'll get started

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with this! Those

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crazy Canadians! They

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say third time's a

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charm, but not always. Some

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idiot in Toronto tried to

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rob three banks in a

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single day. That's just, that's

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too many. He should have

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stopped it too. The first

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one happened at 9.47 a.m.

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Then he fled on foot.

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Then 23 minutes later he

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robbed a second bank less

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than a mile away. 23

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minutes. Yeah. The third robbery

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happened at 12.25 p.m. About

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two miles from the second

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bank he hit and that

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time the cops were ready

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for him. They arrested him

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nearby and now he's in

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jail. Looks like he's going

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to be facing additional charges

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as well. They think this

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was all part of a

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larger string of theft that

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started two days earlier. They

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think actually in total He

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hit five banks and three

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credit unions. Oh Wow, that's

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too many. Yes, you can't

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do it all at once Not

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clear how much money he ended

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up getting away with but his

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name is John Tiano And he's

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59, he's looking at

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serious jail time, there

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were no reports of

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any injuries. No matter

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what he got, it's

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Canadian money, it's barely

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worth anything. So if

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he got about $50,000

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Canadian, 4750, 52 bucks?

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Not that bad, but

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no, no, not great.

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they get greedy that's what happens

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right listen man like I guess

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greedy you feel like you're on

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a streak I guess like after

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the fourth or whatever you're like

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hey I am pretty good I

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am killing it at this a

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woman busted at JFK airport trying

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to smuggle 28 pounds of cocaine

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inside the tires of her wheelchair

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The wheelchair trick again. Yeah, you

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can't listen I feel bad for

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poor elderly disabled folks Because they're

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the target they're gonna be a

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target now everyone's going wheelchair. It's

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either in the seat or the

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tires Are those her wheels? Yeah,

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it's probably one of the I

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mean it looks like it's a

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mac truck I feel like there's

2:43

gonna be people that legitimately like

2:45

go through there with their wheelchairs

2:47

and then customs people are gonna

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be like all right Yeah, cut

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her wheels. Let's see what I...

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There's nothing in there, I told

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you. Oh my god, ruin my

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chair! They rip the seat. I

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don't know why, but I feel

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like she's got the rims of

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like a Mustang on there. I

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know. I don't know why she

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has these crazy rims. It's a

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big look in tires and rims.

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It must be one of those

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big like hover rounds or electric

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wheel chairs, right? It's too flashy

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for me, I guess not to...

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You want to go the more

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grandma style rim and not like

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the old school 5.0. You're right.

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Yeah, you know, maybe they didn't

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honor that way like this with

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some. Yeah, I'm like, well, you

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don't think an old woman would

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have put these on there. Give

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her the good rins. Whether it

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was the rims or what federal

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agent suspected something was off with,

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Emma Linda, Paulino Derivas, his wheelchair

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when she arrived in New York

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City from Punta Cana in the

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Dominican Republic. They noticed the tires

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on the wheelchair actually weren't rotating

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correctly. Oh, okay. So they x-rayed

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the four rubber rubber wheels. That's

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when they discovered 28 pounds of

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cocaine. nearly half a million dollars

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stuffed in bags inside the wheels.

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She, a Dominican national, was taken

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into custody and charged with multiple

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counts of federal narcotic smuggling raps.

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They say customs and border patrol

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stand steadfast and determined in working

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with our partners to identify the

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criminal networks responsible for importing these

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deadly drugs into America. Watch

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out. I think the giveaway was

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the off-road tires. Yes, it absolutely

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seemed to work. Like at that,

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so she got on a plane

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in the Dominican with that massive

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wheelchair. Well I think they would

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have stowed the wheelchair until she

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gets... Now they give you that

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sweet ass ride, you know, they

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push you around courtesy You know,

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so she had to wait for

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that for a while, but Then

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they did that and then when

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I guess when she set it

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up and she started to try

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and drive it clearly was Going

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over some giant humps that are

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in the it's like the tires

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up guys. Can we more there

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was just so much cocaine in

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them. They couldn't rotate correctly. Yeah,

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that's probably it They

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didn't think about it. Where were they

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from? Punta Cana. That is a Dominican

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Republic. I mean, that is a Dominican

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Republic wheel. To me, that rim. They're

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like, it looks gorgeous. Someone said my

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brother works TSA at Logan Airport in

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Boston. They just caught a guy with

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hollow aluminum crutches filled to the brim

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with ecstasy. So using any kind of

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disability tool gets me through. Oh my

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god, disabled folks will have their rectum

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searched everything. That is too bad. Probably

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do it because it's worked before. That's

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it. I think it has worked. And

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I'm sure, right? This would have worked.

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They prey on human emotions. Like, oh,

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that poor old lady. There's no, you

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know, let's just let her through, let

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her through guys. And honestly, if it.

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It didn't look weird. Like if they

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didn't screw that up, it would have

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worked. Yeah, you just would have got

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in that thing and drove off like

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no big deal? When my aunt Anne

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left her cane on the other side

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of security when she went through the

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scanner and then it was an abandoned

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cane and it shut down the whole

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TSA check point. I knew they took

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it seriously. Abandoned cane, abandoned cane, shut

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it down. And then like, Dave's like,

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hello, hey! Because I know, he took

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me a minute and I'm like, oh

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wow, who? And then Aunt Dan's like,

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oh David, my cane is over there.

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I've laughed it on the other side.

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I'm like, oh my God, we just

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shut down a security checkpoint. Oh boy.

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It's still one of my favorite stories.

6:43

You don't have like, worst needing to

6:45

get them. Like honestly, I, it would

6:48

be amazing if you did it did

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it again. I would definitely take them

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somewhere with help though. I could never

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do it myself again. I don't know

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what I was ever thinking, taking three

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seniors, two of them in wheelchairs, on

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a plane trip. I think you thought

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it would be easier than what it

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was. Oh, I guess. And then they

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forgot everything and then they packed water

7:10

bottles and candles and left canes and

7:12

security and then to pee everywhere. Oh

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my god, it was a nightmare. It

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had to be every one. It had

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to be every, every five, oh. And

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then I feel like, because didn't you,

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you left them at some point, just

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down there, right? Because I had to

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run back and get my dad's, oh,

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in Florida. And I feel like you

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had to call them like once every

7:34

couple hours just to check in. I

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don't like, it's just. And then I'd

7:39

have to hail them an Uber because

7:41

they tried to call Uber home and

7:43

then they were gone for hours and

7:45

I thought well they're lost in Florida

7:48

I'll never see them again. Yeah it

7:50

was way more drama than you thought.

7:52

And I do think that's what brought

7:54

my stars down a bit. Oh yeah.

7:56

My parents and my aunt Anne and

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an Uber, God knows what they said

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to the foreign driver I can't even

8:03

imagine. How did they get home? Did

8:05

you have to help them? Yes, but

8:08

I took Amber with me. That's right.

8:10

Okay, so it was a little easier.

8:12

It was. Amber came with me to

8:14

bring them back. Oh, it went from

8:16

like, I was the kid and they

8:19

were the parents to completely like, listen,

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I gotta take care of these old

8:23

kids. Yeah, I really did. police

8:31

officer in Los Angeles got rear-ended

8:33

in a serious crash during a

8:35

traffic stop this week, but the

8:37

owner of a hotel nearby was

8:39

outside having a smoke break and

8:42

jumped into the rescue of this

8:44

police officer. Pretty bad-ass thing to

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do. He had a scale of

8:48

fence and all sorts of things

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to get to this cop. What

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happened? Let's get the story here

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from Fox 11. Take a listen

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into their report. a

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C. H. P. Officer. A hotel owner

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on a smoke break becomes a good

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Samaritan after a highway patrolman is hit

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right in front of him. Sharaz de

9:14

Al says a stranger helped him hop

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the wall so he could get to

9:18

the unconscious C. H. P. Officer in

9:20

his smashed patrol car. Yeah, it's that

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wall right behind me and I'm trying

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to, you know, trying to hop it

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couldn't hop it. And the guy helped

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me out. Do not know who he

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is. But I was the first one

9:32

on the scene. playing out in West

9:34

Covina on the side of the eastbound

9:36

tent. I opened his door, I probably

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opened his door. Emergency

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responders eventually arrived. Dale says he stayed

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at the scene and the officer came

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too. He was trying to do something

10:06

that I thought he would never do.

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He was worried about the people around

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him. And I tell him, don't worry,

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I got you. I try to help

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him out as best as I can.

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He's trying to get... Highway

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Patrol says the officer was inside

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his car in the middle of

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a traffic stop when it all

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happened. It looks to be the

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vehicles were involved in a side-by-side

10:35

crash, a side-by-side crash, a side-side

10:37

swipe, which diverted the direction of

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one of the vehicles over to

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the right. No one stopped. Not

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at all. Even the three cars

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that were involved in the accident.

10:49

did pop over, the officer's safety

10:51

is five most concerned. Travis Rice,

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Fox 11 news. That's the best

10:56

publicity the day's in is up

10:58

again. You're so listening to that,

11:01

I was thinking the same thing.

11:03

No, it ever says anything good

11:05

about a days in. No, it

11:08

still hasn't raised a horrible member.

11:10

It has had a positive story.

11:12

No, this could be the first.

11:15

Someone in days in PR is

11:17

like, oh my God. Yeah. This

11:19

is amazing. This guy went back

11:22

into work though and he was

11:24

like, hmm, days in. Top to

11:26

pay up baby. Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm.

11:29

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm- Yeah. You pay

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for the name, the glorious days

11:33

in name. And then you get

11:36

to do what you like. Wonder

11:38

how much that is. No. How

11:40

much do I? You want to

11:43

stay in. Well, you can put

11:45

it anywhere, right? You can put

11:47

it anywhere. How you doing? And

11:50

welcome my days in. Port Huron,

11:52

Michigan. Oh, beautiful. I got a

11:54

great deal on this one. It

11:57

used to be a nights in.

11:59

Oh. It was condemned and

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I bought it up. This

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is long after I became

12:05

a days in franchisee or

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whatever. I don't know what

12:10

I am. It has a

12:12

bit pricey to be told.

12:15

It has a franchise fee

12:17

of up to $35,000 with

12:19

a total initial investment of

12:22

about $300,000. Dave's in. I'll

12:24

just call it Dave's in.

12:26

Dave's in. Yeah, I don't

12:28

need to pay them Jack.

12:30

It's still a son. It's

12:32

a big son. This is

12:34

my end. I know actually

12:36

probably would pick

12:39

a better brand. What a

12:41

pain to run a hotel.

12:43

Oh, goodness. Yeah. No. It doesn't

12:45

seem like it would be fun at

12:47

all. Any kind of bed and breakfast,

12:50

you're just waiting, sitting around waiting, hoping

12:52

someone's gonna stay. It does seem like

12:54

one of the worst things you can

12:56

franchise. Yeah? Yeah, like how much do you make

12:58

on that? I don't know. It seems like

13:00

you're giving a lot away. You better

13:02

have a great location. Yeah, you

13:05

better. So hopefully Chuck stays in

13:07

as in a nicer spot. Kiss

13:09

me Florida. Yeah, well see that

13:11

at least it's warm. Yeah, that's

13:13

where I stayed. All right, in

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some other news, speaking of crashes,

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we'll get to a woman who's

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lucky to be alive in just

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a moment, but first, I mean,

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I know you want to clean

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your hands, but you're in

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Florida. And you can't just dip him

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in to a body of water and

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try and scrub him clean, because you

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know what's going to get you? A

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gator. A gator. Oh no. That's exactly

13:38

what happened to a guy he got

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seriously injured after he tried to wash

13:42

his hand in a pond, and a gator

13:44

got him. Jeez. Here's his story now

13:47

from NBC too. A construction

13:49

worker is in the hospital tonight

13:51

recovering from a gator attack. This

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is a picture of his arm.

13:56

We blurted because it's too gruesome

13:58

to show on TV. This morning,

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Hooker went to wash up his hands

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up. You can still tell! Bad job!

14:05

And that's when the gator lunged out

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of the water. NBC too is Hope

14:09

Salmon is local tonight on Sanabelle speaking

14:12

with another construction worker who was right

14:14

down the street when all of this

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happened. He was a terrible police tell

14:19

us a 25 year old man was

14:21

washing his hands in a pond just

14:23

behind the woods over here when an

14:26

alligator bit him. They say he lost

14:28

a lot of blood and now they're

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trying to prevent an infection. Ken Barnhart

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was working a mile away on a

14:35

different construction site when it happened. How

14:37

did you hear about this? From the

14:40

guy that the owner of the house.

14:42

He told me a gentleman was working,

14:44

he washed his hands into a pond.

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on their canal and alligator attack his

14:49

arm. Nine feet long and hungry for

14:51

some meat, this gator snapped. There's more

14:54

places to wash your hands than a

14:56

canal though, come on. Especially after the

14:58

storm. The water's probably just as dirty

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as, you know, your urinal or something.

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A doctor on scene tells us bones

15:05

or crap. He has very substantial injuries,

15:07

um, that could have been like a

15:10

threat. Hello.

15:12

He's got bright red-rimmed

15:14

glasses. Hello. I am

15:16

the doctor. I am

15:18

a Florida doctor. I

15:20

am a Florida doctor.

15:22

No. Can I get

15:24

a real doctor? Can

15:26

I get a real

15:28

doctor? Can I get

15:31

a Florida doctor? Can

15:33

I get a real

15:35

doctor, please? I am

15:37

a doctor. I am

15:39

a doctor. Is

15:41

that your little car out there? Yeah, that's

15:44

it. I save a lot of gas buddy.

15:46

A lot of us carpool. A lot of

15:48

us carpool. Is that your horn? Yeah, there's

15:51

14 of us that fit in that little

15:53

thing, believe it or not. Oh my god,

15:55

what's squirting me in the figs? Oh, that's

15:57

my flower. What a smell it? No! I

16:03

got a spell. Oh, is

16:06

that alcohol you're spraying on

16:08

my arm with your flower?

16:10

That's right. That's disinfectant. I

16:12

put it in this flower.

16:15

I mean, it is a...

16:17

I've never seen it. No,

16:19

he's just in a T-shirt.

16:22

I don't know if it's

16:24

like a Sea World T-shirt.

16:26

Universal Studios. Who picks those?

16:28

The eye doctor says those

16:31

are the glasses. You know

16:33

the glasses? What? I

16:35

know it. Are you gonna say?

16:37

I'm like, you know when they

16:39

put glasses on it like a

16:42

tiny child? Yes, that can't see

16:44

for the first time. Yeah, and

16:46

they have to like strap them

16:48

onto them. That's what they look

16:50

like. It looks like he's never

16:52

changed up that style. Yeah. Anyway,

16:54

here's this clown doctor talking about

16:56

what happened. Sanchoa injuries that could

16:58

have been like threatening. Not addressed

17:00

quickly with something like a tourniquet.

17:02

And he had actually started to

17:04

self-apply a tourniquet, which is one

17:06

of the things that saved him.

17:08

The man, no bad. This is

17:11

a real man, is a doctor,

17:13

and we just ripped him apart.

17:15

I don't know. Benjamin Abo. We

17:17

probably shouldn't have said it. All

17:19

right, man, you have funny glasses.

17:21

Yeah. I don't know if they

17:23

like called him in. Maybe he

17:25

was like, uh, I hope he

17:27

doesn't listen. You know, he's probably

17:29

on the road. Like you know

17:31

that some, you're trying to be

17:33

wacky. You're right. Those are wacky

17:35

glasses. He's not gonna be that

17:38

upset. I don't want a doctor

17:40

with wacky anything. Really. I just

17:42

want a business doctor. Yeah. Anyway.

17:44

which is one of the things

17:46

that saved him. The man was

17:48

able to pull himself out and

17:50

call 911. But just thinking about,

17:52

I mean, because I do the

17:54

same work, I would never think

17:56

to wash my hands in the

17:58

canal. Barnhart says every construction site

18:00

should have a place to wash

18:02

up. Luckily, medical help was there

18:04

in minutes. This is the. absolute

18:07

best case scenario where number one

18:09

he wasn't pulled in. Two, he

18:11

was close to the fire department

18:13

and an animal, wildlife, wilderness medicine

18:15

expert. The doctor says they flush

18:17

the man's arm out and are

18:19

treating it for any infections before

18:21

surgery. His arm will be able

18:23

to be saved. Local on Sandoval

18:25

Island, Hope Salmon, and BC too.

18:27

Is he a doctor or an

18:29

animal doctor? He's a doctor and

18:31

something that he's actually a fantastic

18:33

doctor. Okay, because he does, whatever

18:36

the symbol on his shirt is,

18:38

is the symbol that's flying in

18:40

the fire department symbol? I don't

18:42

know. Said he was a direct.

18:44

Said he was a direct. of

18:46

something. So he's a doctor who's

18:48

like the director of like fire

18:50

emergencies or something. Yeah he's an

18:52

emergency. Yeah I mean we really.

18:54

He has better glasses on something

18:56

I found so. Oh no that's

18:58

good. That day. I feel like

19:00

he just was he was out

19:03

doing something maybe they had an

19:05

outdoor event he was had to

19:07

be wacky for. I just saw

19:09

this guy. I remember from the

19:11

Hollywood Times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

19:13

Yeah. Yeah, I mean it wasn't

19:15

that bad, but, but still. He

19:17

sounds like a good guy. No,

19:19

I'm sure he is. He's fantastic.

19:21

Different on his. We weren't ready

19:23

for any change up those glasses,

19:25

though, because it did give up

19:27

the total clown vibe to us,

19:29

which probably is not. Okay, so

19:32

if I was dressed like a

19:34

clown for something and then some

19:36

kind of event happened that I

19:38

had to respond to. Do I

19:40

change real quick? No, you go.

19:42

But he wasn't. He's not a

19:44

clown on the side. No, I

19:46

know. No, but even still, if

19:48

I'm like, oh, I got my

19:50

wacky glasses on, hold on. Let

19:52

me go get my normal ones

19:54

before I do this television interview.

19:56

No, no. No, I don't think

19:58

so. I think he seems like

20:01

a good man. Yeah. It's a

20:03

little. But he has a bit

20:05

of like the. Pat Adams to

20:07

him then. I don't know, maybe

20:09

he doesn't at all. I don't

20:11

know. If I was in a

20:13

medical emergency though, I would not

20:15

care about his glasses, I guess.

20:17

Right. If that was your arm

20:19

bleeding out. Okay, thanks for, you

20:21

know, helping for sure. But the

20:23

glasses would be distracting and was

20:25

impaled by a guardrail. and was

20:27

almost split in half. How are

20:30

you alive if you're split in

20:32

half? I know, dude. She is

20:34

very lucky to be alive. Here's

20:36

her story now from K-U-TV. Really

20:38

quite incredible considering that she's slid

20:40

on some ice into a guardrail

20:42

very similar to this one. The

20:44

metal in the guardrail impaled the

20:46

car and impaled the lower portion

20:48

of this driver's body. I

20:52

actually was on the phone and I

20:54

saw probably three or four fender benders

20:57

along the way. It was really snowy.

20:59

Candace Rivera has extensive trauma training and

21:01

she needed all of it this week.

21:03

And then I happened to see another

21:06

one just not very far from the

21:08

last one and a man was flagging

21:10

me down on the side of the

21:12

road. Rivera was driving south on US89

21:15

and Davis County at about 1030 in

21:17

the morning yesterday. She was tired and

21:19

had a long day in front of

21:22

her. And I wasn't going to stop.

21:24

I was kind of busy. And then

21:26

I just got that, ugh, you got

21:28

to stop. So I stopped and reversed

21:31

and when I got there, it was

21:33

much worse than I could have ever

21:35

imagined. Rivera saw a metal guardrail that

21:37

had impaled the car in the lower

21:40

part of the female driver. There was

21:42

a large, large common area. And we

21:44

needed to pass that because she was

21:46

starting to lose a lot of fluid.

21:49

When you're looking at that, are you

21:51

thinking this is life for death right

21:53

now? First responders arrived shortly thereafter and

21:55

for almost the next hour while Rivera

21:58

was putting pressure on the wound or

22:00

carefully to extract the woman who was

22:02

almost sliced into two. She did phenomenally.

22:04

She's amazing and I'm so glad she

22:07

did but it was absolutely terrifying. Rivera

22:09

says the extraction process was difficult and

22:11

in fact Cruz broke a piece of

22:14

equipment in the process. The woman was

22:16

coherent the entire time and even started

22:18

to wonder what her fate was. I

22:20

pulled up and I said oh don't

22:23

move let's keep this one still and

22:25

she looked at me and said I'm

22:27

not gonna make it out of this

22:29

one am I? Oh God Jesus Christ.

22:32

Well the good news is that driver

22:34

did survive. She was taken to the

22:36

hospital. I did speak with the driver's

22:38

daughter a little bit earlier today via

22:41

text. She said that her mother had

22:43

multiple leg fractures and has had multiple

22:45

surgeries since she also wanted to reiterate

22:47

she is so so thankful for people

22:50

like Candace, the other good Samaritans that

22:52

responded the first responders that helped save

22:54

her mother's life. And you know at

22:56

the end of the day it was

22:59

really Candace saying that. was really a

23:01

higher power that put her in that

23:03

spot to go and reverse and help

23:05

save that woman's life. You know what

23:08

saved him, right? Nothing but the man

23:10

upstairs, brother. Nothing but the man upstairs,

23:12

brother. Nothing but the man he did.

23:15

Apparently okay. Yeah, somehow. I'm sure it's

23:17

very painful. But she shouldn't be alive.

23:19

But so it must have got her

23:21

side. Somehow like it didn't get her

23:24

was a big thick guardrail that wasn't

23:26

a tiny little no Mother of God

23:28

You don't expect that but like it

23:30

didn't like sever her spine or anything.

23:33

Her leg I got her. Yeah Yeah

23:35

That's all right you think that'd be

23:37

one of the worst ways to die,

23:39

but experts have determined it isn't They

23:42

say the brazen bull is about as

23:44

bad as it can get what the

23:46

hell's that going back to ancient Greece

23:48

The brazen bull is a hollowed out

23:51

bronze sculpture with a door carved into

23:53

the top. The criminal was placed inside

23:55

through that door and then a fire

23:57

was lit beneath the bull's belly. Yeah,

24:00

I knew this. From there the poor

24:02

soul inside. would essentially be roasted alive

24:04

about 10 times slower than simply just

24:07

being burned alive. There's what it looked

24:09

like. Is that the recreation? Yes.

24:11

What's more a system

24:13

of tubes was put near its

24:16

snout that would transform the

24:18

screams from the inside into

24:21

something that sounded like sounds

24:23

an angry bull might make.

24:25

This, according to science, is

24:28

the worst way to die. Like

24:30

when we analyze ourselves, you know,

24:32

when the aliens come and

24:34

they're on their way, but when

24:36

they get here and they're like, so

24:39

what are you guys all about? And

24:41

you're like, well, we used to put

24:43

people in this bowl. And then

24:45

they're like, ah, well, we gotta

24:47

take you guys out. Just know

24:49

why, just know why, they're taking

24:52

us out. Wasn't us? Things they

24:54

did in ancient times. Oh my

24:56

God. Yeah. And we're still, we're

24:58

only like. four generations away from people

25:00

in both. I heard of the thing they

25:02

used to do where they took a box

25:04

and they put rats in it. Oh yeah.

25:07

And then they put it across your abdomen

25:09

and then they heated up the rats until

25:11

they had to escape it. The only way

25:13

they had to escape through you. Through you.

25:15

Sweet God. Yep. We have a report of

25:18

a rat box. They're like this was a

25:20

mistake. Yep. I wonder what this next

25:22

guy wanted to be when he grew

25:24

up. Some idiot near Denver got into

25:26

a high-speed chase chase the other day.

25:28

while driving a tiny smart

25:31

car painted to look like

25:33

a little Tykes car. You know

25:35

the red one with a yellow

25:38

roof that every kid had. Oh

25:40

yes. That's the car. You might

25:42

as well. You guys have picked

25:44

up in a date or something

25:46

and go out. Hey! What's up

25:48

Mama? Wait a minute. Is your

25:51

real car? Is your date have

25:53

a little Tykes car? This is

25:55

it. Hold on just let me reach

25:57

over and open your door because it's I don't even have

25:59

to really reach. Get out of the way!

26:01

It's actually one of those rings. It's

26:04

like one of the rings that you

26:06

put on your bike. I will say

26:08

though if I had a smart like

26:10

if my my life was like yeah

26:12

if I got to get a smart

26:15

car at least you just went all

26:17

the way with it. Here's a little

26:19

bit of the high-speed chase he was

26:21

involved in in this tiny smart car

26:23

painted to look like a little topic.

26:31

It's like a kid driving

26:34

through a park. It's faster

26:36

than you think. Well, yeah,

26:38

and it fits three things.

26:41

The cop's like, he just

26:43

went down a path. Well,

26:46

yeah, you're right. He can fit on

26:49

tiny little bridges. You can legitimately drive

26:51

across them turns out he uses to

26:53

escape crime. He stole it actually from

26:55

a business called Wrap Factory that does

26:58

full car wraps in different designs. He

27:00

stole it and then got into a

27:02

chase the next day. So the car

27:05

wasn't too hard for them to spot.

27:07

Someone heard the sirens and got that

27:09

video. You see there him speeding down

27:11

a bike bath with the cops right

27:14

on his tail. great advertisement for the

27:16

rap company that like did that car

27:18

what a what a great job oh

27:20

absolutely you know wouldn't that suck if

27:23

you were on like Wheel of Fortune

27:25

or something and then they were like

27:27

you gonna win a car you know

27:30

a new guy that comes up that's

27:32

the car you win it's a smart

27:34

car wrapped like a little tight star

27:36

all right the business here may want

27:39

to start closing their blinds when they're

27:41

not open Two cops in London kicked

27:43

down the door to a business the

27:46

other night to save a woman slouched

27:48

over. Her face appeared to be in

27:50

a bowl of soup. Uh-oh. They saw

27:52

her through the window and they rushed

27:55

to get to her, but when they

27:57

got inside, they realized no one was

27:59

actually in trouble. It was art. The

28:01

business is a very modern art gallery

28:04

and the woman slouched over was just

28:06

a very realistic mannequin. I mean I

28:08

can understand like you think some arts

28:11

real. It does one real. It is

28:13

a modern art sculpture. The place recently

28:15

installed to add some character. It's called

28:17

Christina and it was actually commissioned by

28:20

Banksy's old agent. an employee at the

28:22

gallery was upstairs making tea when the

28:24

cops busted in and had no idea

28:27

what was going on. I guess it

28:29

turned out a random person who looked

28:31

in through the window saw it and

28:33

called the police. Well that's it. I

28:36

mean so like I look in I

28:38

see somebody and they're like that and

28:40

I'm like oh that's I wonder if

28:42

that person's okay and then you watch

28:45

for a little bit and you're like

28:47

I don't think they're breathing I don't

28:49

think they're moving. It looks too real

28:52

right. One of those things where you'd

28:54

see it and then you'd probably be

28:56

like, oh, they were just sleeping or

28:58

whatever and then later, you'd be like,

29:01

what if that person was dead? Sure,

29:03

if you walk by in the morning

29:05

and then you walk by later in

29:08

the day and it was still like

29:10

that, then you'd be like, okay, something's

29:12

wrong there. This is an interesting way

29:14

to do it if you want to

29:17

discourage your kid from trying to be

29:19

a professional gamer. Was paid

29:21

by some parents to beat their

29:23

kids at online video games. Good.

29:25

Why? They didn't want them to

29:28

continue to try to be professional

29:30

gamers. They wanted this guy to

29:32

crush their son and his favorite

29:34

video. I can't even imagine though

29:36

like even being close to the

29:38

point where you think you're good

29:41

because if you play any of

29:43

it just the amount that people

29:45

just kill you. Their son had

29:47

changed completely from being a model

29:49

student and obedient child to a

29:51

kid who only played video games

29:54

all day and only dreamed of

29:56

being a professional gamer. games. How

29:58

mad when did they be at

30:00

their parents? Honestly, it's better to

30:02

know you don't. It's better to

30:04

realize you're not great in that

30:06

realm because this is what happens.

30:09

After five hours he was being

30:11

destroyed so badly that he didn't

30:13

want to play anymore. He now

30:15

They say has turned back around.

30:17

He's way more interested in his

30:19

studies. So almost completely giving up

30:22

video games. Interesting plot. Mm-hmm. Because

30:24

I like rolling fancies himself good

30:26

now all of a sudden. Oh,

30:28

does he? And is he? Well,

30:30

like I challenged him and he

30:32

definitely got more kills than I

30:35

did. But he's not on the

30:37

level that these people are. And

30:39

if he all of a sudden

30:41

was like, oh, yeah, I'm going

30:43

to be the next trout or

30:45

I'm like, no, dude. No, no,

30:48

no, no. You're not even. The

30:50

time he wasn't into video games,

30:52

right? Yeah, COVID. Yeah, I've got

30:54

my kids in it, but they've

30:56

since gotten back out of it.

30:58

Yeah. But yeah, a lot of

31:00

kids got into way more deep

31:03

into video games during COVID. All

31:05

right, I guess someone showing up.

31:07

in a little tight smart car

31:09

might make you cancel your tender

31:11

date. But we'll tell you why

31:13

one woman canceled her tender date.

31:16

She noticed something disgusting. I'll tell

31:18

you what it is in a

31:20

moment. But what made you cancel

31:22

a tender date? Or pull out

31:24

at the last minute. If you've

31:26

got a story, you want to

31:29

share it. Okay. Almost every time.

31:31

Well out of the date. Not

31:33

the lady. One, eight, five, nine,

31:35

five, four, six, nine, six. The

31:37

number is, one, eight, five, nine,

31:39

five, four, six, nine. What made

31:41

you cancel a tender date? Because

31:44

this woman decided to pull the

31:46

plug on her tender date after

31:48

spotting what she believes were skid

31:50

marks in the racy photo.

31:52

photo of the

31:54

guy sent her

31:57

just before they

31:59

were sent to

32:01

meet up. He

32:04

sent that in a photo? You want

32:07

to see it? Yeah, oh my god. 30

32:09

year old Suzanne Norris matched with the

32:11

guy on Tinder, managed to set up a

32:13

date. Can you even imagine? As far

32:15

as Tinder is concerned, that's so far so

32:17

good. They even started swapping racy photos.

32:19

Then things went wrong. She spotted something in

32:21

one of the dong pics he sent,

32:23

which immediately turned her off and she decided

32:25

to break things off. Skid

32:28

marks. Let me

32:30

see. Oh

32:34

no. Sent that in a

32:36

photo? Well, I'm assuming we can't

32:38

see his penis. She probably

32:40

edited out his dong, right? He

32:42

may not have realized. Even

32:44

those socks, I would changed my

32:46

socks. This looks ridiculous, the

32:48

whole thing. She

32:50

said, what made her change her mind so abruptly

32:52

is what she saw in the photo that disgusted

32:54

her. She said, this guy found me on Tinder.

32:56

We started chatting, seemed normal. We started flirting. We

32:59

started sharing some snaps. We were planning

33:02

to hang out over the weekend. And

33:06

then I saw it and I couldn't

33:08

get past it. It's definitely a brown

33:10

hue, isn't it? It seems like he

33:12

doesn't care at all. No, he doesn't

33:14

care at all. They're taking pictures and

33:16

stuff. Wouldn't you want it to look

33:18

good? Exactly. Like I would have just,

33:20

if I had really bad underwear on,

33:23

I would have kicked the underwear all

33:25

the way off and to the other

33:27

side of the room. Yes, I have

33:29

bad underwear. They exist in my world.

33:31

But not in a photo that I

33:33

was going to send to somebody. I

33:35

would not want brown -ish, any kind

33:37

of brown -ish hue on your undergarments. In

33:39

fact, I'll just say this. If for

33:41

whatever reason any of my underwear had

33:43

a brown -ish hue to them, they're

33:46

gone. Like you don't hang on to

33:48

those ones, guys. There was that, I

33:50

don't know what it was. There was

33:52

a social media account of that kind

33:54

of thing. People's nudes

33:56

not realizing what's going on in

33:58

the background. smoking hot chicken

34:00

there was a big turd in the

34:03

toilet behind her yeah yeah that's not

34:05

that's off pudding that kind of thing

34:07

yeah they don't focus on the background

34:09

they're just focused on the nude they're

34:11

sending or the you know semi nude

34:13

did she call him out on this

34:15

by the way no she said that

34:18

she didn't say why she was not

34:20

going to meet up she just coasted

34:22

him would you say okay let's say

34:24

that girl sent you a pick and

34:26

you saw her skid mark no I

34:28

don't say anything You wouldn't just say,

34:31

you dirty bitch. Yeah, it's just, just,

34:33

delete account. Delete account. Like,

34:35

delete account. Oh, like, you're off

34:37

the platform completely. That tells you

34:39

right there. That's everything you need

34:41

to know. Yeah. So what made

34:44

you cancel a tender date? If

34:46

you want to share your story,

34:48

you can. One, eight, five, nine,

34:50

five, four, six, nine, six, nine.

34:52

We'll start with Amanda here. Hi,

34:54

hi Amandaa, hi, Amandaa. When I

34:56

was on tender, a while ago,

34:59

before I got married, I met

35:01

up with this guy, we matched,

35:03

we were about to meet up,

35:05

and I decided to do a

35:07

quick Google search of his name. It

35:09

came up with just dozens

35:11

of videos of this guy,

35:13

luring children, and yeah, he

35:15

used to like, there was a guy

35:17

who pretended to be a

35:19

child, met up with him, and

35:21

posted it all over our mind.

35:23

And then when I told

35:26

him that, like, you know,

35:28

I'm canceling because of that,

35:30

he's like, oh, no, no,

35:32

no, that's just a misunderstanding.

35:35

I'm like, but she said

35:37

that she was 13 and you're

35:39

going to meet up on

35:41

her anyway, and you're 25?

35:43

Yeah, well, you know, welcome

35:45

to Tinder. It's a good

35:47

call. Yeah, it's a good call.

35:50

Yeah, Jason, I guess, yeah. Jason,

35:52

yeah, a little tight. No,

35:54

no, he... I've always bitten

35:56

a little damage in the

35:58

thinking part. Take

36:02

him what I can get.

36:04

Yeah. Yep. Sorry. If you

36:06

have a non-child molester story

36:09

you want to share. Feel

36:11

free to reach out with

36:13

that. At 1-85-954-69-69. I can

36:15

tell you when I pulled

36:18

out. What made you cancel

36:20

your tender date? That's what

36:22

we're looking for here. In

36:24

the vein of skid marks.

36:27

In a skid marking type

36:29

vein. Um, set up

36:31

a date on tinder. The morning

36:33

of the date I was browsing,

36:35

social media found him. Saw a

36:37

comment he made where he said

36:39

he didn't like animals. That was

36:41

a deal breaker for me. I

36:43

canceled right away. Oh, wow. Good

36:45

for you. Wow, like to even

36:48

just, even if you don't like

36:50

animals, it's very, very weird. It

36:52

is. It's very, very weird. by

36:54

every animal or something. You know,

36:56

I could understand if you don't

36:58

like dogs because you were small.

37:00

But even still, like, there are

37:02

some animals you'll like, right? Like

37:04

even if you don't like dogs,

37:06

you'd be like, well, squirrels are

37:08

cute or something. This guy said,

37:10

we were supposed to meet for

37:12

the first time at a family

37:14

friendly ice cream place. When we

37:17

showed up, there was an undercover

37:19

drug bust going on. All the

37:21

wild children are around getting ice

37:23

cream. Anyway, she pulls in, gets

37:25

out of the car, she apparently

37:27

had just come from the beach

37:29

and was at least 60 pounds

37:31

heavier than she appeared online. I

37:33

peeled out of there. Well, she

37:35

set it up at an ice

37:37

cream place. I mean, you have

37:39

to sort and know. It's okay,

37:41

where do you want to meet?

37:43

What about the ice cream? I

37:45

would have been like, well, this

37:48

could be the girl of my

37:50

dreams or not. Yeah, I mean

37:52

for you, I don't know you'd

37:54

know right if a woman said

37:56

let's Let's get blizzards. Can I

37:58

tell you? It's not the best.

38:00

Sure. You gotta be careful, though.

38:02

Yeah. Let's go to Jennifer, who's

38:04

with us next, calling us from

38:06

Tampa. Good morning, Jennifer. Hi, Jen.

38:08

What? Gone. What? I don't know

38:10

what happened. I pressed the button.

38:12

Why I'm just gonna go blind.

38:14

I'm gonna go blind here. You're

38:17

going to go blind? Don't go

38:19

blind? Hey, how you doing? You're

38:21

out with David Shafta Freak, how

38:23

are you? I'm doing good, how

38:25

are you? We're doing pretty good.

38:27

What's the reason you canceled the

38:29

tinder date at the last minute?

38:31

Well, I've been talking to this

38:33

girl for about a week or

38:35

two, and then she got her

38:37

nails done, and she showed me

38:39

a picture of her hand, and

38:41

they looked like a damn NFL

38:43

lineman hand, and I just couldn't

38:46

after that. Yeah, that's tough. Like

38:48

manhands. Manhands. Real big manhands. Man

38:50

hands. Man hands. Man, just absolute

38:52

claws on him. I just, I

38:54

couldn't look past this. Yeah, it's

38:56

tough when you got bear paws.

38:58

Yeah, I got, I'll be honest

39:00

man, like it's a, it's a

39:02

real game changer. I was on

39:04

my way to meter at her

39:06

place. She texted me about this

39:08

new. device that she wanted to

39:10

try out on me. What? I

39:12

turned around and went back home

39:14

and talked to her again. Goodbye.

39:17

Anything to do with tagging or

39:19

sounding? Nope. Good night nurse. Nope.

39:21

There is no way. I mean

39:23

I guess you just you're into

39:25

sounding and you are just hoping

39:27

you're going to find the one

39:29

guy that is? I don't know.

39:31

Mark is with us. Hi Mark,

39:33

good morning. Hey, how's it going?

39:35

Good. This woman canceled that tender

39:37

date at the last minute when

39:39

she spotted a guy's skid marks

39:41

in his sexy dickpick shot. What

39:43

made you cancel? I don't want

39:46

to look at this anymore. Well,

39:48

I had a date lined up

39:50

with the lady and after I

39:52

get out of the shower ready

39:54

to leave, I look at my

39:56

text. messages and see that she

39:58

said, by the way, I have

40:00

herpes, but I take medication for

40:02

it. Yep. See you later. Yep.

40:04

And that was... And they gave

40:06

me attitude. Well, yeah. I do

40:08

feel bad for the herpes people.

40:10

I do, at least she told

40:12

you, right? I know, but I

40:14

feel like there should be, just

40:17

like, you know. It's tough. Yeah.

40:19

Like, nobody want no hurt. Yeah,

40:21

it was cool. No. She at

40:23

least said, said. Right. There should

40:25

be like herpter or something like

40:27

that where there is. Yeah, so

40:29

like that's it like just go

40:31

there and then everything's cool because

40:33

everybody knows. Do you want I

40:35

mean sometimes you just want normal

40:37

people. Sorry. You can't stuff. We

40:39

chatted for a week. Someone said

40:41

swap picks. She seemed awesome. On

40:43

the way to her house. She

40:46

says hey, if it's okay, come

40:48

in and meet my husband before

40:50

our date. Turned out to be

40:52

a poly. Oh, yeah. That

40:54

was a cook. I said cook old. Yeah, cuck

40:56

in the making. There's just so much of that

40:58

on tender. It's insane. I mean, I'd have every

41:00

time. I would have like a list prepared that

41:02

I would forward out. Oh, they look great. Yeah.

41:04

Answer these. Honestly, they're not even. You want to

41:07

cuck old, you want this, do you want to

41:09

try and beg me, do you want? It's actually,

41:11

you don't even have to figure anything out. It's

41:13

just out. It's just out there. It's just out

41:15

there. It's just out there. It's just out there.

41:17

It's just out there. It's just out there. It's

41:19

just out there. It's like, it's just out there.

41:21

It's just out there. It's like what will. It's

41:23

just out there. It's just like what will. It's

41:25

just like what will. It's just like what will.

41:27

It's just like what will. It's just like what

41:29

will. It's just like and you're like whoa and

41:31

then you want to find out more about them

41:33

so you can click on a bio and then

41:35

it'll be like hey I'm married but I'm a

41:37

lot and it's like oh wow like it's it's

41:39

they're just like luring I heard a lot of

41:42

people are leaving tinder for hinge oh I don't

41:44

know he seems the one that just came out

41:46

and said hey well yeah we're gonna be a

41:48

hookup back from what I heard I have a

41:50

friend on there and she said that it's always

41:52

kind of been like that what you want you

41:54

want to do It was kind of an odd

41:56

stance for Hinge to take, but... Because they were

41:58

kind of like, hey, we're not the hookup app.

42:00

That was like their advertising campaign. That was like

42:02

the relationship. They wanted his people that wanted a

42:04

relationship. Yeah, but if you want the numbers you

42:06

say you're also a hookup app as someone said

42:08

I canceled my tinder day because I looked him

42:10

up on Google and found out he went to

42:12

jail for stalking. I Confronted him about it and

42:14

he completely denied it. I just blocked him after

42:17

that. I just can't great to have Google. Yeah,

42:19

it is a great thing. It is. No, no

42:21

person should go on a date with anyone without

42:23

doing it. Right. Brett is with us. Brett. What

42:25

made you cancel a tinder date at the last

42:27

second? My brother

42:29

actually was hooking up with

42:31

somebody for a, just a

42:34

date up at Appleby somewhere

42:36

and I went to a

42:38

spy on him to make

42:41

sure he wasn't going to

42:43

get catfish or anything. Yeah.

42:45

And he, it's my, I

42:47

checked it out and he

42:50

was like, yeah, it's a

42:52

no boy, no, because she

42:54

ended up being heavier and

42:57

then in her pictures and

42:59

she looked a lot different.

43:01

I think I'd be... If

43:04

the lady said... Let's head

43:06

to Applebee's like to me

43:08

Applebee's is a place for

43:11

us to go to after

43:13

we've been together for a

43:15

long family or whatever We've

43:17

been together a long time

43:20

for still more impressing each

43:22

other. We don't have to

43:24

we've both taken poops. Yeah

43:27

casual dining both have parted

43:29

in front of each other

43:31

and then it's like you

43:34

want to go to Applebee's

43:36

I guess Kim's in Boston.

43:38

That's not there new commercial.

43:41

Hi Kim. How are you

43:43

doing? Tell us why you

43:45

canceled the tinder date at

43:47

the last second. I was

43:50

going through her profile pictures

43:52

and I saw one of

43:54

her as a clown. It's

44:00

been all right. I've gotten

44:03

a couple of days. Yeah,

44:05

I imagine later in the

44:07

night and I wasn't interested

44:09

in a clown No, who

44:12

is who is no one

44:14

Kim Hall has date and

44:16

life been since then It's

44:19

been all right. I've gotten

44:21

a couple of days. Yeah,

44:23

I need anything good any

44:25

promising people not particularly I

44:28

have to keep you know

44:30

I have to keep my

44:32

options open. I'm in the

44:34

film industry, so I don't

44:37

want people to just hang

44:39

around because of that. Oh,

44:41

yeah. I do Rottom in

44:44

his films? Or mainstream films.

44:46

Mainstream, mainstream. Oh, cool. Yeah.

44:48

Undercover or Hollywood Superstar. Yes.

44:50

Thank you, Kim. See you

44:53

up. Jim? Kim? Kim. Kim.

44:55

Kim or Ken? Yeah, that's

44:57

me. K-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. That is

44:59

me. Okay, just making sure. Yep,

45:01

yep. All the best. See you.

45:03

I believe it's a man. Yeah.

45:06

That's what I was trying to

45:08

tell you. At the beginning. You're

45:10

like, hey, Lesbo fun. I'm like,

45:12

no. No. No, Dave. Not Lesbo

45:14

fun. It's a man. Kim. Yeah,

45:16

you just weren't ready for it.

45:18

Brody is with us next. Hi

45:20

Brody, how are you? Hi Brody?

45:22

How, how Brody, how are you?

45:24

Well, it was actually, we were,

45:26

we met up at the restaurant

45:28

and she walked through the door

45:30

and there's a little girl falling

45:32

to her. I'm like, why is

45:34

this little girl falling to her?

45:36

Turns out she had a kid.

45:39

The kid comes up to me

45:41

and says, are you going to

45:43

be my new daddy? No, no,

45:45

get out of you. I said,

45:47

yeah, I don't know how to

45:49

respond. I'm like, maybe I get

45:51

up to use a restroom and

45:53

I just leave. Yeah. Yeah, you

45:55

gotta get that. For sure. No

45:57

doubt. Max is in Royal Oak.

45:59

Hi, Max, good morning. Support Command.

46:01

What made you cancel a tinder

46:03

day at the last minute? So

46:06

me and this girl were getting

46:08

along, we were talking, and then

46:10

I found out, she told

46:12

me that she was Samuel

46:15

Rains, Egon from Ghostbusters, Neats.

46:17

Living in St. Louis, and from

46:19

some huge nerd, you know, I

46:22

tried not to get excited about

46:24

it, but the more we talked.

46:26

We were about to go hang out

46:29

and then she started talking about all

46:31

the That she still lives in

46:33

her parents basement. She just got

46:35

out of rehab that she like,

46:37

you know, just kind of a

46:40

wreck and it just ruined it

46:42

because I wanted to go like

46:44

see what kind of memorabilia she

46:46

had. Oh, you believe she was

46:48

legitimately that person though? Oh, she was.

46:50

She sent me pictures saying, oh

46:53

yeah, he signed my letter to

46:55

college and like all this other

46:57

stuff. And she's like, yeah, he's

47:00

my uncle. And then I was

47:02

just getting excited about it.

47:04

And then she just totally was

47:06

like, yeah, you know, I did

47:09

a lot of drugs back in

47:11

the day and I can't really

47:13

leave and live on my own.

47:16

And I was just like, oh

47:18

man, no way. Yeah, it's tough.

47:20

Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, I was

47:22

super, super excited, uh, maybe, dang

47:25

a ghostbuster's niece, but... Yeah,

47:27

but... Dreams were strong, all

47:29

the live, man. There's a

47:32

lot of other names. She

47:34

got her uncle's name

47:36

wrong. Did she? Oh,

47:39

she's, she's Samuel Ramos.

47:41

Maybe he screwed up.

47:43

Or wait, does... Yes, unless her

47:45

dad's name may be. I don't know.

47:47

Nonetheless, it wasn't meant to be. Someone

47:49

said I once had a tender date

47:52

planned. After talking to this girl for

47:54

a week, we decided to meet, picked

47:56

her up, noticed her teeth didn't match

47:58

her pictures at all. But no biggie,

48:01

I've done worse. So fast

48:03

forward to dinner, we're talking

48:05

about our jobs. She said,

48:07

listen, I lied to you

48:09

about my job. Uh-oh. I'm

48:11

a cam girl. Finish dinner,

48:13

took her home, good night,

48:15

my lady. Some guys would

48:17

love that. Yeah. I mean,

48:19

some, yeah. Right? One more

48:21

call here. Hi, Maddie, good

48:23

morning. Hi, how are you?

48:25

Good. What made you cancel

48:27

a tender date last minute?

48:29

Actually we went on one

48:31

day and I had to

48:33

cancel the next one because

48:35

he had on the skinniest

48:37

skinny jeans I've ever seen.

48:39

Oh my god they were

48:41

I could see everything it

48:43

was just too much. Yeah

48:45

you were super sweet. Yeah.

48:47

Very sweet but unfortunately for

48:49

a lot of guys like

48:51

if the last time they're

48:53

with a girl skinny jeans

48:55

were the hot thing. They're

48:57

on tender trying to find

48:59

someone else to buy pants

49:01

for them. Yeah, it's too

49:03

bad. Coming up, what did

49:05

the owner of an Italian

49:07

soccer club promise to get

49:09

for his team if they

49:11

win? Let's find out. Those

49:13

fooling Italians. Silvio for Lusconi

49:15

seems to be the very

49:17

definition of someone who doesn't

49:19

give a damn about political

49:21

correctness. The former Italian Prime

49:23

Minister is actually now the

49:25

owner of Italy's A.C. Mansa

49:27

Football Club. Okay. And he's

49:29

found an interesting way to

49:31

try and inspire his soccer

49:33

players. To push them into

49:35

victory in some upcoming matches.

49:37

He's promised to provide his

49:39

team, and I'm quoting now,

49:41

a bus full of sluts.

49:43

Oh, incredible. What's

49:48

more he made that announcement

49:50

at a party where all

49:52

the players families were attending

49:54

wives girlfriends. Oh boy. I

49:57

bet they all know. I'll

49:59

get you to do better

50:01

though. Oh well? Promise of

50:04

the slut bus. Yes, yes

50:06

it will. When this dude

50:08

was Prime Minister he was

50:10

wild too. He was famous

50:13

for his bunga bunga parties.

50:15

What is that? Basically they

50:17

were just like trained, you

50:20

know? A train? A tree?

50:22

It's wild. Yeah. Wild Orgy,

50:24

sometimes featuring women dressed up

50:26

like nuns. Because why the

50:29

hell not? And he had

50:31

a very, very rich fondness

50:33

for prostitutes, they say. Oh,

50:36

I bet that's how he's

50:38

gonna get a bus full,

50:40

you know? You pay them.

50:42

Slat bus! Oh, yeah, yeah,

50:45

yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop,

50:47

remember him. Yep, yep, yep,

50:49

yep, yep, yep. Oh my.

50:51

Oh, my. That's incredible. What's

50:54

incredible is that the people's

50:56

families were all there? Yeah,

50:58

girlfriends. Yeah, whatever. You know,

51:01

the deal? They do better,

51:03

you do better. Yeah, what's

51:05

up bus? Wild. Wow. Those

51:07

are my thoughts. Not yours,

51:10

I'm Dave Hunter on Dave

51:12

and Chuck the Freak. It's

51:41

just tripping. Ladies, ladies, sexy

51:43

ladies. If you're gonna bang

51:45

on the job. Yeah. And

51:48

you're a cop. Turn your

51:50

radio off. Oh, you don't

51:52

wanna broadcast it. A deputy

51:54

with the Los Angeles Sheriff's

51:57

Department is under. investigation this

51:59

morning. We had King Nutt

52:01

a lot. Yes, right. Yes.

52:03

The cop that they found

52:06

out who was supposed to

52:08

be working from home was

52:10

instead traveling to Vegas to

52:12

make some of the most

52:15

disturbing pornography Lisa has ever

52:17

seen. Yes. And funny. No

52:19

funny. Disturbingly funny. Yes. Well

52:21

it seems here that an

52:24

illicit transmission over the cop's

52:26

radio Made

52:28

it pretty clear this

52:30

rookie was getting some

52:33

nookie on the job.

52:35

Wow. Came from a

52:37

female officer who was

52:40

working at the men's

52:42

central jail. Okay. During

52:44

a little bit of

52:47

the transmission here, she

52:49

can be heard warning

52:52

her partner that he's

52:54

going to rip her

52:56

underwear. Geez. Take a

52:59

listen. wrong section. No

53:01

clue. No clue. Couldn't

53:03

tell what she said,

53:06

couldn't tell what he

53:08

said. She said be

53:10

careful you're going to

53:13

rip my underwear. I

53:15

got what she said.

53:18

I couldn't even, it

53:20

sounded like boo-boo-boo-doo-doo-doo. What?

53:22

They just, all they

53:25

say is that he

53:27

playfully responds. Huh. I

53:29

guess. Sources now say

53:32

the deputy excused herself

53:34

to the parking structure

53:37

on the night in

53:39

question and may have

53:41

accidentally engaged her radio

53:44

while getting busy. However,

53:46

she was still on

53:48

the clock and she

53:51

is not allowed to

53:53

do that right I

53:55

mean I guess that's

53:58

better than a co-worker

54:00

or an inmate at

54:03

the men's central jail

54:05

where it's working. But still,

54:07

not great. Don't I have 15

54:10

minutes of break time I can

54:12

do whatever I want with? That

54:14

would be my argument. I'd be

54:16

like, am I, I was on

54:18

break. That's the only thing I

54:20

can think. I don't think that's

54:23

either. Why is when you're on

54:25

a hub? I still don't think

54:27

you can take a break in

54:30

the parking garage to have sex.

54:32

Because if anyone else was busted

54:34

having sex in that parking garage,

54:37

maybe you're trying to help.

54:39

Trying to help or I

54:41

don't. I think there's no

54:43

help. You're going to be

54:45

in trouble. No one understands

54:47

what that man is saying.

54:49

They just say he responds.

54:51

You've got a boob is

54:53

hanging. It's possible. hanging?

55:01

I don't think

55:04

so. Is there

55:06

way to turn

55:09

on the clothes

55:11

captioning and see

55:14

if it has...

55:16

Let's see here,

55:19

see if it

55:21

does. Oh wait.

55:24

Call Chuck, let's

55:27

see what they

55:29

said. One

55:31

of your booths is hanging. That's

55:33

my best possible. Yeah, review there.

55:36

But I assume you're in big

55:38

trouble. Oh yeah, right? You're in

55:40

big fire. You're in big trouble.

55:43

Probably can't do that at the

55:45

men's central jail. No. No. If

55:47

she just had have taken her

55:49

radio off, she would have been

55:51

fine. She would have been totally

55:53

fine. Probably has done that many

55:56

times. It's just, you know. And

55:58

then I wonder how long it

56:00

took. before that other

56:02

girl listening was

56:04

like open mic

56:06

open mic you

56:08

know you hear

56:10

that in the

56:13

other part of

56:15

it you hear

56:17

like the officer

56:19

trying to let

56:21

her know what's

56:23

going on right

56:25

because that's all

56:27

you That's

56:29

embarrassing. Yeah, that is, that is

56:32

really embarrassing. But also, possibly against.

56:34

Yeah, I can't. Oh yeah, no,

56:36

it's definitely against policy. Against policy.

56:38

Yeah. Here's a question for you

56:41

in this next one. Who's the

56:43

jerk? The tough part about working

56:45

for tips is that you can't

56:47

complain when someone doesn't tip. Or

56:49

maybe you can, but who's the

56:52

jerk here? Someone posted footage from

56:54

their doorbell cam after they ordered

56:56

a dominoes pizza and the delivery

56:58

driver shamed them. for not tipping.

57:01

Here's what happened. Thank you. Come

57:03

get it. Next time. Go ahead,

57:05

like, where's my tip? And the

57:07

customer says, no. So she says,

57:09

wait, you have a car in

57:12

the driveway, and you could have

57:14

picked it up if you wanted

57:16

to save some money. The woman

57:18

who ordered it says something about

57:20

how she already paid for the

57:23

convenience. And besides the tip, she's

57:25

pretty nice. She says, thank you

57:27

and have a nice day. The

57:29

driver responds with, hey, come get

57:32

it next time. I'm on the

57:34

driver side. Tip. It's ridiculous. than

57:36

a tipping situation since forever. Yeah,

57:38

so on of pizza delivery. I'll

57:40

say this every once in a

57:43

while my kids. be like I

57:45

want they want one of the

57:47

fast pizzas one that's ready all

57:49

the time and I'm like I

57:51

do not want to have to

57:54

drive to this place and what

57:56

is normally a six dollar pizza

57:58

will cost you $21 when you

58:00

make that choice. But that's because

58:03

you do pay there is a

58:05

fee that you pay Just for

58:07

deciding that you want it that

58:09

way and then on top of

58:11

that you should you you tip

58:14

the you tip the driver the

58:16

delivery charge if there is one

58:18

does not go to the driver

58:20

No, I don't believe so I

58:22

believe it goes and I think

58:25

some people though when you when

58:27

the delivery charge is too high

58:29

They say well then the driver

58:31

gets not like I they assume

58:34

that you are paying for them

58:36

to have drivers on staff or

58:38

something And so I can see

58:40

where it gets a little dicey.

58:42

This looks like a company direct

58:45

from the company delivery there. Well,

58:47

and that's the way I think

58:49

the other place does it too,

58:51

where it's, but they definitely double-dip

58:53

you on the charges. There's two

58:56

charges. Crazy to me online, most

58:58

people think the driver is the

59:00

jerk and was acting entitled. I

59:02

still don't think you can say

59:05

anything as the driver. Well, so

59:07

unfortunately she'll probably lose her job

59:09

with dominoes because of this, right?

59:11

I don't think you can ask

59:13

for a tip. You don't. And

59:16

it's not stuff the person has.

59:18

Even though we all agree you

59:20

should tip someone who's delivering them

59:22

to you. Don't say you can't

59:24

ask for it. No. And I

59:27

also just wonder too, like on

59:29

some of these things, do they

59:31

even know? Like can you tell

59:33

that I tipped you on? You

59:36

know, like let's just say, can

59:38

you tell you by credit card

59:40

on the little Caesar's app? Like

59:42

can they tell this person? Apparently

59:44

from what they say here, they

59:47

would have seen if she had

59:49

a tip by credit card. So

59:51

they were expecting cash. Okay, right.

59:53

So if the order comes through

59:55

and you can choose that option

59:58

to have driver, they would see

1:00:00

that you've already tipped. Right. So

1:00:02

the person that received the pizza

1:00:04

is such an a-hole that they

1:00:07

even put the video out. Yeah,

1:00:09

they're not even afraid of it.

1:00:11

Yeah. And they didn't tip and

1:00:13

they don't care that they didn't

1:00:15

tip. No, obviously not. They've taken

1:00:18

it down, but of course it's

1:00:20

everywhere now, right? you know. Yeah,

1:00:22

I know. Thank you. You have

1:00:24

a good day. Take care. Come

1:00:26

get it next time. Yep. Yeah,

1:00:29

what did she really care if

1:00:31

she's losing her job there? I

1:00:33

mean, yeah, I mean, here's at

1:00:35

the same time. She'll just go

1:00:38

to the next one. you know,

1:00:40

do it. And the thing is,

1:00:42

I think, the place that I

1:00:44

would get this from, I don't

1:00:46

even know, I think it's actually

1:00:49

they have a deal with like

1:00:51

Dordash or one of those. So

1:00:53

it's like not even like a

1:00:55

person that works there. It's just,

1:00:57

it gets dished out to Dordash

1:01:00

and then Dordash grabs your pizza

1:01:02

and brings it to you, so.

1:01:04

Yeah, that didn't look like Dordan.

1:01:06

No. Someone said I worked at

1:01:09

a fancy hotel in downtown Detroit

1:01:11

as a ballet. Most times the

1:01:13

people with the most expensive cars

1:01:15

would never tip at all. Ironically,

1:01:17

it was the escorts who tipped

1:01:20

the most. Oh wow. I don't

1:01:22

know. I don't know what that's

1:01:24

about. I don't either. Maybe that's

1:01:26

why they're so rich. But that's

1:01:29

also horrible. Or it's just... I

1:01:31

found that though too though. Even,

1:01:33

you know, in my experience and

1:01:35

years ago, dealing with where you'd

1:01:37

get tips. It was with the

1:01:40

people you thought... Like, oh my

1:01:42

God, that woman's in a fur

1:01:44

coat score. They'd be the worst

1:01:46

hippers. Right. It's the people who

1:01:48

look like, you know, they may

1:01:51

have been struggling a bit. Always

1:01:53

seemed to do the best by

1:01:55

you. Yeah, I don't know. I

1:01:57

don't know what that's about. Something.

1:02:00

But nonetheless tip your driver Dennis

1:02:03

is with us. He's got a

1:02:05

comment here. Hi Dennis. Good morning

1:02:08

Hey, it's Jennifer Boston. Yeah, go

1:02:10

ahead. I'm a door dash driver

1:02:12

out here and one of the

1:02:15

things that's been happening lately is

1:02:17

local pizza places are taking orders

1:02:19

over the phone and not asking

1:02:22

the customers if they want to

1:02:24

tip or not. So everything's paid

1:02:26

completely out right there. So we

1:02:29

get those orders as $2.75. No

1:02:31

opportunity for tips. And what they're

1:02:34

putting in the delivery instructions is

1:02:36

to just leave at the door,

1:02:38

so there's no contact whatsoever. Yeah,

1:02:41

which is, that's how I would

1:02:43

do it. Like I don't need

1:02:45

to talk to anybody. Yeah, this

1:02:48

is an unusual one. She grabbed

1:02:50

the pizza. Yeah. Yeah, but if

1:02:53

you don't know opportunity for us

1:02:55

to get those tips. Oh, that's

1:02:57

crappy. You got to speak to

1:03:00

the places that are doing it,

1:03:02

right? Yeah. It's weird. It's weird.

1:03:04

That's why to me, I guess,

1:03:07

if I'm going to order something

1:03:09

like that, I just, I mean,

1:03:11

I just give them all my

1:03:14

info. I have the apps, you

1:03:16

know, order it through there and

1:03:19

it gives you a chance to

1:03:21

tip the driver. But I do

1:03:23

think like it's crazy that you

1:03:26

get a $6 pizza and then

1:03:28

like a delivery fee is like

1:03:30

$7.99. And then you got to

1:03:33

pay a driver. as well. Like,

1:03:35

I'm like, wow, like, it's because

1:03:38

you didn't do anything different. You

1:03:40

didn't do anything different. I guess

1:03:42

that's how they're making extra money

1:03:45

these days. They can't raise the

1:03:47

price on their $6 pizza. Exactly.

1:03:49

But they'll figure out other ways

1:03:52

to get some cash. The number

1:03:54

of people seeking professional help for

1:03:57

porn addiction has tripled since the

1:03:59

start of the pandemic, according to

1:04:01

the latest figures. What does porn

1:04:04

addiction look like? Like this. Well,

1:04:06

one guy says he spent over

1:04:08

$124,000 on his porn addiction watching

1:04:11

sex videos for up to 15

1:04:13

hours a day. Man, that's crazy.

1:04:15

I mean, that's just, what are

1:04:18

you doing? He says it really

1:04:20

affected my libido in real life.

1:04:23

Sometimes nothing happens because you're so

1:04:25

anxious. It affected me being with

1:04:27

women, because I was so used

1:04:30

to watching porn. It's definitely a

1:04:32

disease and illness. I was just

1:04:34

a mess. I was absolutely broken.

1:04:37

Yeah, to me, I think you're

1:04:39

actually like addicted to porn. With

1:04:42

way less time spent watching. You

1:04:44

know what I mean? They don't

1:04:46

have to do 15 hours. Oh

1:04:49

my God, like just... If it

1:04:51

just becomes a pattern, then you

1:04:53

probably got something going on. Pornography

1:04:56

now, the second most common addiction

1:04:58

men seek therapy for, behind alcohol.

1:05:00

They say it's not always about

1:05:03

sex, it's about learning how to

1:05:05

deal with emotions in a way

1:05:08

that's less destructive. It's one of

1:05:10

the first things they try in...

1:05:12

teach people but self isolation and

1:05:15

restrictions had a big impact on

1:05:17

people on their well-being and mental

1:05:19

health and they say we can't

1:05:22

lose sight of that. Porn for

1:05:24

some was a coping mechanism especially

1:05:27

as couples in a lot of

1:05:29

cases couldn't be together with space

1:05:31

for intimacy. Porn though can be

1:05:34

an unhealthy thing. But to spend

1:05:36

that much like we always say

1:05:38

that part is the part we

1:05:41

can't wrap you could literally turn

1:05:43

on porn now and watch it

1:05:45

till the day you die and

1:05:48

see a different video every time

1:05:50

yeah I think so right yeah

1:05:53

for free for free yeah but

1:05:55

I guess maybe you want to

1:05:57

see a certain person well they

1:06:00

do things they fall for someone

1:06:02

who does it that's the problem

1:06:04

right like they decide in some

1:06:07

weird way like the closest thing

1:06:09

the love to love they have

1:06:12

is through this screen with this,

1:06:14

like when you're giving a cam

1:06:16

girl $124,000. Number one, the cam

1:06:19

girl's not going to stop you

1:06:21

from doing it. No, because she's

1:06:23

making the money, right? She's not

1:06:26

going to stop. Why would she

1:06:28

stop you? No. That's her source

1:06:31

of income. Yeah. You know, even

1:06:33

though you probably know someone's burying

1:06:35

themselves. I guess you just, it's

1:06:38

part of the game, right? You

1:06:40

can't worry about other people. Yeah.

1:06:42

Well, speaking of porn, what are

1:06:45

all those addicts watching? Pornhub released,

1:06:47

it's year in review with way

1:06:49

too many stats. But this list

1:06:52

is always my favorite part. They

1:06:54

look at the top kink each

1:06:57

state searched for more than other

1:06:59

states this year. So for you,

1:07:01

our listeners, here's what your state

1:07:04

is looking up in Michigan. Sucking

1:07:06

D. I always look like. How

1:07:08

to do it better. That comes

1:07:11

out number one. Oh wow. Wow.

1:07:13

In Massachusetts, it's college. Okay. In

1:07:16

Florida, it's BBC. Beautiful. Nope. Oh,

1:07:18

that's big black. Oh, that's big

1:07:20

black. I get that one confused

1:07:23

every time. Yeah, no. Just where

1:07:25

we go next in New Hampshire.

1:07:27

New Hampshire is into Ebony, BBW.

1:07:30

Yes. So that's big beautiful women

1:07:32

or big bones. Big, beautiful, I

1:07:34

think. But Florida's into big black

1:07:37

dogs. Yeah. Okay. In South Carolina,

1:07:39

Gilf. So that's... Grandmas I'd like

1:07:42

to yeah sure wow you guys

1:07:44

what are you doing yeah and

1:07:46

in Indiana a little more PG

1:07:49

dirty talk the most crazy go

1:07:51

crazy here a little dirty talk

1:07:53

is all I'm looking for yeah

1:07:56

the most PG kings include shower

1:07:58

porn in Arizona cartoon porn in

1:08:01

Nevada anime in Maine and Maine

1:08:03

and Oklahoma panties in Maine and

1:08:05

Oklahoma panties in Maine and Dirty

1:08:08

talk at Illinois just the word

1:08:10

rub in Nebraska Yeah, that's actually

1:08:12

probably, they're talking about meats. But

1:08:15

they're looking it up on porn.

1:08:17

Yeah, they screwed it up. And

1:08:19

massage in Missouri, they're the most

1:08:22

PG ones. Flashlight is number one

1:08:24

in Washington in terms of porn

1:08:27

searches. Wyoming looks for big booty.

1:08:29

Hawaii amateur wife. Minnesota looks up

1:08:31

sex toy porn the most. Montana

1:08:34

leather porn. I like big black

1:08:36

ass, the one right there, I

1:08:38

don't know who that is. North

1:08:41

Carolina, big black ass, that's what

1:08:43

they, whoever the couple up is

1:08:46

too. Well several states did get

1:08:48

in on specific races or demographics,

1:08:50

California's top search was Asian, New

1:08:53

Mexico's was Latina. Is that Pennsylvania?

1:08:55

New York is Dominican. Harry B.

1:08:57

Yeah, and then right down below

1:09:00

there, a little bit of, yeah.

1:09:02

Extra. My women. My women. Yeah.

1:09:04

My women with a little extra.

1:09:07

Uh-huh. A few more weird ones.

1:09:09

Gough in Colorado. Smoking porn in

1:09:12

Virginia. I was into that for

1:09:14

a little. Oh, yeah. True. ASMR

1:09:16

in Maryland. Breast expansion in Alaska.

1:09:19

What does that mean? I said

1:09:21

boobs getting bigger. Flating? Yeah. I

1:09:23

can see you being into there.

1:09:26

Yeah, let's look up what breast

1:09:28

expansion porn is. How have we

1:09:31

not? Folks in Alaska. They just

1:09:33

love huge numbers. Yeah, look at

1:09:35

this. I don't know. Are we

1:09:38

going to see, Lisa, watch yourself.

1:09:40

Yeah, I'm looking on a link

1:09:42

here. Oh yeah, it is about

1:09:45

them just getting crazy. So it's

1:09:47

just 3D animated art. Where the

1:09:50

boobs, like, careful on the right.

1:09:52

Yeah, it's about like. Boos. Blues

1:09:54

blowing up like hot air balloons.

1:09:57

Yep. I didn't even invent that.

1:09:59

I don't know. I almost feel

1:10:01

like it comes from the movie

1:10:04

Weird Sciences. So yeah, that's

1:10:06

number one in Alaska, breast

1:10:08

expansion videos. Just

1:10:11

they've looked that up more than

1:10:13

any other places. In Ohio, it's

1:10:15

PMV. I want to see if

1:10:17

you guys can figure out what

1:10:20

PMV means. I don't know what

1:10:22

that means. I was trying to

1:10:24

think of what it, um,

1:10:27

premenstral videos. No. PMV.

1:10:31

Ohio's number one.

1:10:33

The P to the mouth?

1:10:36

Nope. That then would

1:10:38

be suck and D.

1:10:40

PMV. I don't know.

1:10:42

It's porn music

1:10:45

video. Nobody would

1:10:47

have got that.

1:10:49

Search in Ohio.

1:10:51

They say it's

1:10:53

quite graphic. Yeah,

1:10:55

you can't. It's

1:10:58

just like, most of it's

1:11:00

just scenes, right? Like

1:11:02

montages. Oh, quickly, quickly.

1:11:04

Oh, yeah, so it's like, it's,

1:11:06

it's porn music, it's

1:11:08

like, like a music video,

1:11:11

but they're doing it. So

1:11:13

I wonder if they put like

1:11:15

good songs. It's just like,

1:11:17

most of it's just scenes,

1:11:19

right? Like montages. Yeah, sexy

1:11:22

ladies. This is one of

1:11:24

my favorite so far. Yeah,

1:11:27

that's a top wow top. Yeah, kiss

1:11:30

you might as well kiss ladies

1:11:32

there was a like a rap

1:11:34

artist from a few years ago

1:11:36

That I was like had heard

1:11:38

about and I was like oh

1:11:40

this one song is pretty good.

1:11:42

I'll put it on and I

1:11:45

put it on and it was

1:11:47

the video was like a cleaning

1:11:49

lady coming over to the

1:11:51

house and then just trashing

1:11:53

this rich couple's couple's house,

1:11:55

but then Taking a shower

1:11:57

and getting naked and dancing

1:11:59

That was the video. And

1:12:02

I was like, wow, like

1:12:04

just full on, just a

1:12:06

naked girl dancing around. That's

1:12:08

the video that you made.

1:12:10

And look, it's almost in

1:12:12

the same vein as this.

1:12:15

So I don't know. I

1:12:17

enjoyed it. All right, here

1:12:19

is a question for you,

1:12:21

and I know it's maybe

1:12:23

tough or some. What's one

1:12:25

of your top five traumatic

1:12:28

moments? Funny, traumatic. I

1:12:30

clarify. Poop to yourself or something? Maybe,

1:12:32

you know. Don't, you shouldn't mention that

1:12:35

now. Oh. I'll put myself one time.

1:12:37

I heard Lisa mention poop myself. Yeah.

1:12:39

Yeah. You don't think that would come

1:12:41

start. Absolutely, it does qualify. Yeah, does

1:12:43

it qualify? Or we can say no,

1:12:45

don't. For you, if it was one

1:12:48

of your most traumatic moments in life,

1:12:50

wouldn't that be traumatic? Of course, very

1:12:52

traumatic. Doesn't qualify. Okay, so this guy,

1:12:54

he's explaining to a woman what happened

1:12:56

to him in the shower, and it's

1:12:58

one of his top five traumatic moments.

1:13:00

So this could give you an idea

1:13:03

here. So I met the gym that

1:13:05

I left out, I get in the

1:13:07

shower, and I noticed my foot touch

1:13:09

something. Initially it didn't dawn on me

1:13:11

what it was, because it was a

1:13:13

lot. It was a lot. Oh God.

1:13:16

Oh God. I step in and my

1:13:18

big toe on my right foot touched

1:13:20

it. And then I was like, oh

1:13:22

my God. It dawning me what it

1:13:24

was. It was nuts. So then I

1:13:26

started thinking like, no, it's conditioner from

1:13:29

the conditioner bottle right here. So I

1:13:31

get a handful of conditioner and throw

1:13:33

it in the floor. It was 100%

1:13:35

not conditioner. I'd say it's on my

1:13:37

top five most traumatic things that have

1:13:39

ever happened to me. That's great for

1:13:42

your skin. Where is this? Where is

1:13:44

this? I think it's well, there's a

1:13:46

basketball court there and I think it's

1:13:48

like where he must work or something.

1:13:50

Yeah. It's a strange place, but that's

1:13:52

disgusting. That is incredibly disgusting. But I'm

1:13:55

sure it's happened to people. So they

1:13:57

don't all have to involve poop or

1:13:59

seaman. Okay. going

1:14:02

to get his poop and seaman

1:14:04

and I can't wait. Let's just

1:14:06

cause trauma. No doubt if it's

1:14:09

not, especially if it's not your

1:14:11

pooper seaman, it can cause a

1:14:13

lot of trauma. But yes, it

1:14:15

doesn't have to be pleased limited

1:14:17

to that. What's one of your

1:14:19

top five traumatic moments non-darkside? Dave,

1:14:22

I don't want to say the

1:14:24

same story, so let me tell

1:14:26

you what happened. I was in

1:14:28

a shower and my step down

1:14:30

and my foot went right into

1:14:32

poop. Oh, totally different. Shower poop.

1:14:35

Yeah, different. God, okay, so we've

1:14:37

covered shower poop, shower seaman and

1:14:39

pooping yourself. Yes. This one's just

1:14:41

released. As I'm gonna say, I

1:14:43

got a flu shot a couple

1:14:46

years ago and played golf. I

1:14:48

swung too hard and pooped my

1:14:50

pants with a group of guys

1:14:52

around me. It was traumatic. Yeah.

1:14:54

Get the flu from it. Yeah,

1:14:56

I mean I guess that I

1:14:59

don't know But I've never heard

1:15:01

of anyone in causing them any

1:15:03

anal distress It's probably listed on

1:15:05

the side effects, but could cause

1:15:07

anal distress. Yeah, I think so

1:15:09

I Think one of my most

1:15:12

dramatic moments was one of my

1:15:14

family members got super duper high

1:15:16

and ran outside but naked So

1:15:18

my neighbors called the cops The

1:15:20

cops that showed up happened to

1:15:23

be my dare teacher that year

1:15:25

So needless to say I was

1:15:28

the dare advocate for the year

1:15:30

and I want all sorts of

1:15:32

special perks at school I Think

1:15:34

they felt bad for me and

1:15:36

they didn't want me to end

1:15:39

up like my Super high nude

1:15:41

family member that cop still checks

1:15:43

on me every now and then.

1:15:45

Hey, how you doing bud? Oh,

1:15:48

you know not good not good

1:15:50

Yeah, I saw my friend's mom

1:15:52

nude one time and that was

1:15:54

pretty traumatic It was an

1:15:57

awkward, an awkward thing. That happened

1:15:59

to someone who said walked in

1:16:01

on my 64-year-old mom naked. Oh,

1:16:03

yeah, I know it wasn't that

1:16:05

bad, but it was still bad.

1:16:07

Chris is in Tampa, one of

1:16:09

your top five traumatic moments, non-dark-sided.

1:16:12

Yeah, hey fellas. I was in

1:16:14

the Marine Corps and I was

1:16:16

going to this particular school and

1:16:18

we used to do a lot

1:16:20

of PT there and we used

1:16:22

to wear these really short, running

1:16:24

shorts. So the school was run

1:16:27

by the Navy. Nice looking petty

1:16:29

officer. She was short real cute.

1:16:31

So we're doing a baton run

1:16:33

so I'm waiting there I'm ready

1:16:35

to go the baton comes to

1:16:37

me I grab it I take

1:16:40

off down the field and I

1:16:42

look down and my parts are

1:16:44

flapping out of the side So

1:16:46

she immediately yells at me to

1:16:48

come over stand at attention I'm

1:16:50

completely petrified and then she yells

1:16:52

at me and I got in

1:16:55

trouble So I ended up with

1:16:57

bone dey for two hours. Because

1:16:59

your weener fell out of your

1:17:01

pants? Yeah, I mean, we didn't

1:17:03

do it. I didn't wear underwear

1:17:05

that day. Oh, you know how

1:17:07

it is when you take off

1:17:10

running and uh... Well, no, I

1:17:12

don't know. When you take off

1:17:14

running and, uh... Well, no, I

1:17:16

don't. I don't know. Yeah, it

1:17:18

was pretty traumatic. Didn't you hear

1:17:20

he was just mistaken for a

1:17:23

lady, so yeah, that's true. We've

1:17:25

seen it. We've seen it in

1:17:27

the middle of a marathon. We've

1:17:29

seen it in a race. Yeah.

1:17:31

What was that race we watch

1:17:33

for? Oh yeah, just recently. Yeah,

1:17:35

I mean it happens. You gotta

1:17:38

really watch it. We're talking about

1:17:40

people's top five traumatic moments. This

1:17:42

guy said I got rock hard

1:17:44

during a physical. I don't mess

1:17:46

you up. Yeah, well, especially if

1:17:48

it's a guy. It's a guy.

1:17:50

My God. Mike with us here

1:17:53

on the David. in the gym

1:17:55

shower. What was yours Mike? Yeah,

1:17:57

back with my son, clearing an

1:17:59

area for a new fire pit

1:18:01

that my father-in-law had. Oh my

1:18:03

god, how much did that hurt?

1:18:06

Oh yeah. I had short time

1:18:08

with the summertime and I had

1:18:10

a half a dozen yellow jackets

1:18:12

fly up my shorts. Oh god.

1:18:14

I was glassy in the bits.

1:18:16

Oh my god. Oh my goodness.

1:18:18

You went right for his bits.

1:18:21

Yeah, I have few on the

1:18:23

butt cheek and one specifically right

1:18:25

on the tip. Oh my god,

1:18:27

how much did that hurt? It

1:18:29

was, I mean, the worst experience

1:18:31

in my life. Did you say

1:18:33

six days? No, experience. Oh. Yeah,

1:18:36

I raced to the house. Ain't

1:18:38

off my shorts. I was bare

1:18:40

naked on the back, trying to

1:18:42

get them all out, and ran

1:18:44

in the house, and I think

1:18:46

I passed out for about three

1:18:49

hours. You said your son saw

1:18:51

this all take place? Oh, my

1:18:53

son and my wife was on

1:18:55

the deck. She saw it take

1:18:57

place from you. Yeah, that's a

1:18:59

that's going to be a core

1:19:01

memory for your son, though. Yeah.

1:19:04

Like that. Yeah. Probably, I mean,

1:19:06

that's how people get crazy fears,

1:19:08

right? Yeah. You see your dad

1:19:10

screaming in pain and dropping to

1:19:12

his knees. Yep. Yeah, that gets

1:19:14

into your little noggins. Yes, it

1:19:16

does. You're the lifelong fear of

1:19:19

yellow jackets. That's where it's where

1:19:21

it started. My most traumatic moment

1:19:23

walking in on my friend. Sucking

1:19:25

my other friend's mom's toes. That's

1:19:27

fine. We were 18. She was

1:19:29

38 and 450 pounds and talked

1:19:32

like a smoking lady. Go ahead.

1:19:34

She's probably was paying them. Yep.

1:19:36

Yep. Yep. If that's your body.

1:19:38

Tojam. Your buddy's got to move.

1:19:40

I feel like my... I guess

1:19:42

I assume my buddy was being

1:19:44

paid handsomely. To

1:19:46

do said act doesn't matter I thought

1:19:49

it was his friend's mom or something.

1:19:51

Yeah, his buddy was sucking his other

1:19:53

friend's mom's toes Oh, yes, it was

1:19:56

like a couple guys over at another

1:19:58

dude's house Yeah, so people were involved

1:20:00

like you know like of your group

1:20:02

yeah your buddy's mom and then another

1:20:05

buddy yeah no good no good for

1:20:07

anyone except the mom didn't mind it

1:20:09

because of the toes Jade hi Jade

1:20:11

how are you I'm good how are

1:20:14

you good we're talking about some of

1:20:16

your most traumatic moments what's one of

1:20:18

yours so my it was my sophomore

1:20:20

year in high school and as a

1:20:23

cheering practice and How do you ever

1:20:25

live that down? How do you go

1:20:27

back to school? The next day and

1:20:30

coach had to cancel the whole practice.

1:20:32

Oh, your far canceled cheer practice. Yeah.

1:20:34

Yeah, like we just started. We were

1:20:36

like 10 minutes in and she's like,

1:20:39

I got a gamble practice, like the

1:20:41

gymnast thinking. How do you ever live

1:20:43

that down? How do you go back

1:20:45

to school? What's the next day? Went

1:20:48

back to the cheering practice? Like, you

1:20:50

better not part. I'm like, I can't

1:20:52

control what happens in my bowel. It's

1:20:54

any kind of pressure is gonna. Oh

1:20:57

my God, when your smells, cancel something.

1:20:59

I know I've at least farted probably

1:21:01

five to six times in my life

1:21:03

where it would have shut everything down

1:21:06

in an area. If it was confined.

1:21:08

If I was in public, it would

1:21:10

have shut it all down. Or it

1:21:13

would have caused like someone to pick

1:21:15

a phone up and say, call the

1:21:17

authorities, something. It's got to leak. Yeah,

1:21:19

there's something like, you know. Like I

1:21:22

know that. So you just. You just

1:21:24

pray that it doesn't happen. You don't

1:21:26

lead to that. We're talking about what

1:21:28

one of your top five most traumatic

1:21:31

moments has been in a non-dark-sided way.

1:21:33

Maybe it was, you know, not so

1:21:35

funny at the time, but you can

1:21:37

look back and realize funny. So I

1:21:40

mean, not like you were kidnapped and

1:21:42

held in a basement for three days.

1:21:44

Right. Nothing like that. It's always bad

1:21:47

when Dave has to really... Kim, hi,

1:21:49

how are you? Good, how are you?

1:21:51

Good, what's one of your top five

1:21:53

traumatic moments? So we were on vacation

1:21:56

up north and we spent the day

1:21:58

kind of playing in the river. So

1:22:00

I came in the house to take

1:22:02

a shower and I rode in my

1:22:05

hand on my leg and I felt

1:22:07

something I looked at was a leash.

1:22:09

I freaked out, plucked it out through

1:22:11

it in the toilet and went to

1:22:14

get in the shower and I feel

1:22:16

something on my leg. Apparently the leash

1:22:18

was pregnant because now there were 20

1:22:21

baby leaches all over my leg. Oh

1:22:23

my lord, no. I lost my mind.

1:22:25

I didn't know that that's what happened.

1:22:27

I didn't know they carried him around

1:22:30

or right out of a room. I

1:22:32

didn't either. No. That was a tough

1:22:34

lesson to learn. Yeah, Kim, that's brutal.

1:22:36

So were you like terrified of leaches

1:22:39

then the rest of your life? Yeah,

1:22:41

every time we go to the river

1:22:43

we carry a salt shaker with us.

1:22:45

Yeah. Oh, my God. Nope,

1:22:48

I don't like a leach I'll tell

1:22:50

you that like in fact if I

1:22:53

see him in movies and stuff like

1:22:55

that I really don't I don't like

1:22:57

the idea of it like Stand by

1:22:59

me as Earwigs were my after that

1:23:02

Star Trek movie. Yeah, I don't like

1:23:04

that. I don't like either of those

1:23:06

things Leach is never really I mean

1:23:08

I don't want them right I'm not

1:23:11

like terrified of right or anything someone

1:23:13

said the nurse who drained my throm

1:23:15

boast Hemroid saw me out in public

1:23:17

and waived And in front of all

1:23:20

my friends, asked me how my hemorrhoid

1:23:22

was doing. No, you don't, hey, Chuck,

1:23:24

how are you, man? Hey, hey, you

1:23:26

all expital? Sure do you. I drain

1:23:29

that huge hemorrhoid of yours. How's it

1:23:31

going? How's it going? How's that ass?

1:23:33

Well, I'll tell you after, hey everybody.

1:23:35

No, yeah, it's doing a lot better

1:23:38

now that you drained it. Good to

1:23:40

hear, good to hear, glad we can

1:23:42

help. So much. It's so unprofessional. That

1:23:44

is. Isn't it a privacy thing? You

1:23:47

can't do that. You shouldn't be able

1:23:49

to do that. I think they were

1:23:51

being nice, but still, that's not nice.

1:23:53

Alex is with us next. Good morning,

1:23:56

Alex. How are you? Hey, Rip Corn.

1:23:58

What's one of your top five most

1:24:00

traumatic moments you can remember? We used

1:24:02

to go to the pier early mornings

1:24:05

a lot. It's tough a lot sometimes,

1:24:07

but so I must fish to include

1:24:09

a musty lure. We had a hard

1:24:11

time here and then we'd pull your

1:24:14

phone back or something. It's tough. Gotcha.

1:24:16

Is this better? Yes. Kind of. Sorry.

1:24:18

I invented the fish and lure used

1:24:20

to go to the pier early mornings

1:24:23

a lot. And there's probably three, four

1:24:25

in the morning. You know, cold fall

1:24:27

day and I go to use the

1:24:29

for a job before I walk all

1:24:32

the day. Hornicating, inside the year and

1:24:34

all. Was it Jason? And just the

1:24:36

smell of sweat, the homeless bums and...

1:24:38

Oh, homeless bums! Oh no! Unshelled sex.

1:24:41

It was not me, I was in

1:24:43

a different style. Oh, right, yeah, it's

1:24:45

good. And now with another man. Was

1:24:47

it two men? I assumed it was

1:24:50

like a homeless man and a homeless

1:24:52

woman. Was it two homeless men? No,

1:24:54

two homeless, homeless, like 65, 70 year

1:24:56

old men. Wow, that's

1:24:59

another test worse. We're talking about what

1:25:01

one of your most traumatic moments non-dark-sighted

1:25:03

could have been. Mike is with us,

1:25:05

Mike, yours happened at a water park

1:25:08

as well. What was yours? I was

1:25:10

at a water park when I was

1:25:12

like 12 and what happened was they

1:25:15

pushed me down and there was this

1:25:17

huge bad guy behind me and they

1:25:19

must have pushed him down to quick.

1:25:22

So he was gaining on. So I

1:25:24

thought it was like a pencil, right?

1:25:26

To try to gain some heat on

1:25:29

top of the water too. He ended

1:25:31

up landing on Boston. And he gave

1:25:33

me this huge black eye, right? In

1:25:35

the process of the whole thing, underwater.

1:25:38

I don't know what hit me, but

1:25:40

he ended up ripping my swims sunk

1:25:42

up. And I got down, whatever. And

1:25:45

I get up out of the water,

1:25:47

and I can't even see my eyes

1:25:49

completely shut. It was like a immediate

1:25:52

black eye. And all I see this

1:25:54

blurry figure of this big guy. Hand

1:25:56

me my shorts in front of everybody

1:25:59

in the water. You

1:26:01

got smoked by a big dude.

1:26:03

Yeah. And then you are pantsless.

1:26:06

Yeah. I don't ever want to

1:26:08

like not real. I mean, they're

1:26:10

probably more loosey-goosey back in the

1:26:13

day, right? Sure. But I believe

1:26:15

now they leave adequate spacing between.

1:26:17

I think there's back in the

1:26:20

day like, go. Yeah, you'll be

1:26:22

fine. Go. He's out. He's good.

1:26:24

Go. You knew someone was right

1:26:27

on your ass back in the

1:26:29

day. He pencils to try and

1:26:31

go faster. He's built that big

1:26:34

game coming in. Oh man. That's

1:26:36

tough. Let's go next to Mike.

1:26:38

Hi Mike, how are you? Good,

1:26:41

Mike, what happened? So when I

1:26:43

was about eight years old, we

1:26:45

went camping and we had a

1:26:48

campsite next to a beach and

1:26:50

I was running on the beach.

1:27:03

and sticking out the side of it,

1:27:05

like a little jigsaw or whatever. Yeah.

1:27:07

Stuck to the, yeah, stuck to the

1:27:09

bottom of my foot for like three

1:27:12

steps before I stopped and could pull

1:27:14

it off. And so, uh, the next

1:27:16

morning when I woke up, I had

1:27:18

a line going up the top all

1:27:21

the way up to my thigh of

1:27:23

blood poisoning. Oh, yeah. So they had

1:27:25

a rush to the hospital and, uh,

1:27:27

and they gave me, um, two. and

1:27:30

I scream so loud so he had

1:27:32

to give me more and all the

1:27:34

pain so I mean it's so sensitive

1:27:36

and then he only let it set

1:27:39

for like 10 minutes and then he

1:27:41

came back at me with the scalpel

1:27:43

and I'll tell you it was like

1:27:45

the worst pain I've ever felt I

1:27:48

mean I've gone through blood and I'll

1:27:50

still remember that and I scream so

1:27:52

loud so he had to give me

1:27:55

more and all the pain so I

1:27:57

got another shot of the pain in

1:27:59

the bottom of my foot and then

1:28:01

he went out to there. that was

1:28:04

funny well traumatic it's traumatic I thought

1:28:06

I know I know but no fun

1:28:08

fish oh no okay someone's when I

1:28:10

guess not traumatic well I know I

1:28:13

know but no fun fish oh no

1:28:15

okay someone said when I was a

1:28:17

newlywed we were at my husband's sister's

1:28:19

house for Thanksgiving she says I clogged

1:28:22

the toilet and they didn't have a

1:28:24

plunger. So I had to drive around

1:28:26

and find an open store on Thanksgiving

1:28:28

Day to buy a plunger and unclog

1:28:31

their children. You didn't have a plunger?

1:28:33

That's so embarrassing. It was embarrassing for

1:28:35

a guy, but I think it was

1:28:37

worse for a woman. I will say

1:28:40

though, like I know myself, like when

1:28:42

I moved into my own place, there

1:28:44

was a time where I did not

1:28:46

have a plunger. Until I needed a

1:28:49

plunger. I think they put plungers there

1:28:51

to avoid trauma. I think that's why

1:28:53

you see plungers everywhere now. Well, to

1:28:56

me, that's what I ended up realizing.

1:28:58

Like I managed to alleviate the scenario

1:29:00

without needing one, but then immediately after

1:29:02

that I was like. Plunger in every

1:29:05

bathroom. Oh, we have it in our

1:29:07

house and I do it more for

1:29:09

other people. That's what it is. I

1:29:11

wouldn't want to be in that situation

1:29:14

myself. No. So yeah, there's everywhere you

1:29:16

go in our house. There's a point.

1:29:18

Just have one there just in case.

1:29:20

Someone said I tried to jump over

1:29:23

a picket fence. But got hung upside

1:29:25

down by my junk. I mean, I've

1:29:27

been hung up by my clothes, but

1:29:29

not by my junk. My junk. My

1:29:32

junk. We floated down about 10 minutes

1:29:34

away. I jump back in the water.

1:29:36

Eventually I see a little sea creatures

1:29:38

moving towards me. I pick it up.

1:29:41

It was his poop. Oh, a secret!

1:29:43

Oh, a secret! Oh, a sea creature!

1:29:45

Oh, a snake! Oh, my God. Do

1:29:48

people just jump in the water to

1:29:50

poop? Yes, of course, they do. If

1:29:52

you really got to go, and there's

1:29:54

no... Wow, I hope I'm never in

1:29:57

that situation where I got a water

1:29:59

poop. David's with us next. Hi, Hi,

1:30:01

David. doing okay one of your top

1:30:03

five most traumatic moments in a

1:30:06

non-dark-sided way all right so I

1:30:08

was they in this girl who used

1:30:10

to be a stripper and she

1:30:13

carried pepper spray okay well

1:30:15

we went over to her house

1:30:17

and pepper spray was on the

1:30:19

counter so she threw it up

1:30:21

through it on top of the

1:30:24

cabinet because people were coming

1:30:26

over and they wanted to

1:30:28

get into in the night we're

1:30:30

hooking up or whatever. in

1:30:34

my penis is on fire.

1:30:36

Oh. I couldn't, I didn't

1:30:38

know what was going on.

1:30:41

So, started, we got in the

1:30:43

shower, tried to submerge my

1:30:45

penis in the water, all

1:30:48

that. I'd for milk on

1:30:50

myself. Nothing was going on.

1:30:53

We didn't know what was,

1:30:55

what was happening. So

1:30:57

then, and the end of the

1:30:59

night, came, there goes away. It

1:31:01

was pepper spray. It was pepper

1:31:03

spray. It was pepper spray. What?

1:31:06

Sorry man. We just had to

1:31:08

wrap that up there for you.

1:31:10

Yeah. Pepper spray on the donger.

1:31:12

Yeah, not good. dramatic though? Yeah,

1:31:14

oh man. That would be incredibly

1:31:16

traumatic. Well, to me, it's just

1:31:18

traumatic that I have to have

1:31:21

someone else I'm with. Like, please,

1:31:23

can you get me some milk? Right. So

1:31:25

I can dip my wean. Hello. Well

1:31:27

Chuck would know this I was a pitcher and

1:31:29

I had a baseball come right back at me

1:31:31

hit me in the face. Oh yeah. And I

1:31:34

had to go I had to go to the

1:31:36

emergency room I ended up getting 20 some stitches

1:31:38

in the face and everything. Yeah. Well as I

1:31:40

was as I was walking out I could see

1:31:42

my wife in the waiting room we made eye

1:31:44

contact but what I didn't realize was that the

1:31:46

doors of the emergency room opened towards me. So

1:31:49

I was still under medication and everything, so

1:31:51

as I was walking the doors and came

1:31:53

towards me, hit me straight in the face

1:31:55

and knocked me out cold. Oh

1:31:57

my God! I heard you just

1:32:00

sent 27 stitches? Get him back

1:32:02

in there! In front of the

1:32:04

nurses, in front of everyone, the

1:32:07

waiting room and everything, I was

1:32:09

out cold. Oh man, I think

1:32:12

that's honestly, I think it's like

1:32:14

probably, because of him, that generally

1:32:16

they will wheel you out the

1:32:19

door. Even if you don't eat

1:32:21

it. Yeah, because of him. Yeah,

1:32:23

because of him. Like even if

1:32:26

they don't, they're like, we're not

1:32:28

taking any chances. Obviously they can't,

1:32:31

yeah. A buzz is in Saginaw

1:32:33

with us, high buzz. Painness. Pain.

1:32:35

Painness. Well, when I was a

1:32:38

young boy in the 80s, I've

1:32:40

been grayling. My grandpa used to

1:32:42

be like three and five to

1:32:45

go on the pontoon. Anyway, back

1:32:47

then they had that short and

1:32:50

his sack was hanging out all

1:32:52

day on the pontoon. I've been

1:32:54

there. And nobody would tell him

1:32:57

because he was the grandpa. Yeah.

1:32:59

That was pretty dramatic. I'm so

1:33:01

grateful. that even though I had

1:33:04

both of my grandads I never

1:33:06

saw their nuts. Yeah, me too.

1:33:08

Yeah, so grateful. Well, they were

1:33:11

dead before I was, that's what

1:33:13

I mean. Like I had them,

1:33:16

they were around, there was a

1:33:18

chance. My grandpa's dying. Oh, you

1:33:20

know my most dramatic moment. There's

1:33:23

so many, which one? Number one.

1:33:25

It was on the boat when

1:33:27

it was out. No, that's not

1:33:30

dramatic. I'm trying to get help,

1:33:32

but that never, that's not my

1:33:35

top five. When you found that

1:33:37

human skull, finding the tumor, whatever

1:33:39

it's called, right? The hair, wrapped

1:33:42

the teeth that got caught in

1:33:44

my hand, in the Mexican water,

1:33:46

human skull. That's my number one

1:33:49

most traumatic moment, having that stuck

1:33:51

on my hand and not being

1:33:54

able to get, and then I

1:33:56

saw the teeth and the hair.

1:33:58

I had a night dress about

1:34:01

that, for... 15 years since it

1:34:03

happened. It occasionally sneaks back in

1:34:05

somewhere in my head. I don't,

1:34:08

I don't blame you. I don't

1:34:10

know how you swim in the

1:34:13

ocean after that. I don't either.

1:34:15

I just can't think about it.

1:34:17

So you just have to just

1:34:20

try to block out the fact

1:34:22

that there are just human remains

1:34:24

floating around. It's horrible. Yeah. Yep.

1:34:27

That's my number one most traumatic

1:34:29

moment. I've been obviously, as I

1:34:31

found out, been quite a few.

1:34:34

Yeah. I'm thinking on the radio,

1:34:36

another dramatic moment. I think I'm

1:34:39

able to put some words together.

1:34:41

But yeah, the skull. Real bad.

1:34:43

It's Friday. Bitches, Steve, and Chuck

1:34:46

the Freak. It's

1:35:10

a day celebrated all across the

1:35:12

nation. Bishes be trippet, what's up

1:35:14

with the agent. Dave with the

1:35:16

news, who's back of the day,

1:35:18

with corn in the hot, bitch,

1:35:20

beast away! We're

1:35:41

going to get started

1:35:44

here. David shook the

1:35:46

freaks, pervert of the

1:35:48

day. Try and think

1:35:50

like a pervert for

1:35:52

a second. Oh, that's

1:35:54

easy. Really? You had

1:35:56

to say that? No,

1:35:59

I just wanted to

1:36:01

put it out there.

1:36:03

Let's see if I

1:36:05

get... I probably out

1:36:07

pervert this guy. Okay.

1:36:09

Yeah. Even as a

1:36:11

pervert? Yes. Yep. Where

1:36:14

would be the last

1:36:16

place you would put

1:36:18

a hidden camera? Even

1:36:20

as a pervert. Old

1:36:22

age home, uh, toilet

1:36:24

camp. Whoa. No. It

1:36:26

is a pervert. Yes.

1:36:30

I'm thinking the worst. It's

1:36:32

got to be the worst.

1:36:34