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Dave and Chuck the Freed. Hi.

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It's a Monday. It

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is, not great. No, not a

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great thing Mondays. the worst yeah

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sucks super balls yeah but anyway

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here we are yeah i just

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i never sleep before a monday

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no bad yeah

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i started to get back into routine

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yeah it's always smacks me right

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in the face yep no good but

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we're here and thanks for being with

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us on this 28th day of

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april you know if you are chubby

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and horny which i am

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sometimes your options

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are limited well

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very much But

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for this man, it

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sounds like he fell for

1:03

something online. Perhaps

1:06

a Craigslist ad

1:08

gone wrong, maybe a

1:11

Tinder ad, maybe

1:13

one of those scams,

1:15

hey, give me

1:17

some money, show

1:20

up and I'll thank you. He

1:22

was in Detroit, set

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to meet up with a girl called Fifi. Oh,

1:28

very abnormal name. Yeah, it is.

1:31

You don't mean I've never met

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one. I've never met a real

1:35

life. No, no. Can't say have.

1:37

No. Anyways, for

1:39

some folks. It

1:42

meant at two o 'clock in the morning, this

1:44

chubby horny stranger showed up at

1:46

their door. Yes. At the

1:48

wrong address. Okay. And

1:51

this lady. This is in

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the area of Southfield and Fort

1:55

Street in Detroit. What's the local? Yeah.

1:57

Oh my god, it's poor guys He's

2:00

now, you know, his

2:02

horny loneliness is out there for

2:04

everyone see. So embarrassing. Oh

2:06

no. Here's what happened to him

2:08

when he rang someone's doorbell

2:10

at 2 .m. looking for Fifi Steve

2:16

here you

2:18

got the wrong house I

2:24

I knew this was a rip -off. Oh

2:27

my Oh, okay.

2:29

are you looking for a Steven? Oh

2:33

no. No, I am Steven.

2:35

I'm looking for, uh, Pee

2:38

-Pee. Oh no. Yeah, you got

2:40

the wrong house God

2:42

no. This is a

2:44

tragedy. So

2:46

don't want to have sex tonight My

2:49

husband's the living room

2:51

with the gun Okay

3:04

He's pretty calm about it all

3:06

and there he goes picked up

3:08

his pace though as he's leaving

3:10

Oh Yeah, we deal with something else there. Oh,

3:13

that's uh, yeah, that's awkward now.

3:15

He's all over He's on

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YouTube. He's all over the place. I don't

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know. It's a chance you take when you

3:22

show up, when you go looking for Fifi,

3:24

when you prepay a Fifi on Craigslist. He

3:26

obviously prepay it, right? Obviously he does. I've

3:28

got more on that. Maybe you don't say that

3:30

on camera just in case you have the wrong,

3:32

like, just say, is he looking for someone?

3:34

is. You're, I'm sorry, Steve. I

3:37

don't like those ring cameras. You're so dumb, Steve.

3:39

I've only had to use the ring camera on

3:41

so like a stranger's door one time and it

3:43

was recently there's a neighbor of mine lost two

3:45

dogs and they were running around the neighborhood and

3:47

I went and looked for them and then uh

3:49

couldn't find them I saw glimpses of them these

3:51

two huskies I was like they're too fast I

3:53

can't you know I called animal control and all

3:56

that well I wanted to know later in the

3:58

day if this neighbor had gotten the dogs back

4:00

So I had to do that. Probably look just like

4:02

that guy. At least you weren't looking

4:04

for dogs. Yeah, least you weren't looking for dogs.

4:07

No, I was trying to ask dogs. I was saying

4:09

I might as well ask them. On

4:11

a bang? You wouldn't have sex, dude?

4:13

I knew this was a ripoff. Yeah,

4:16

I mean... You're right, that guy, he just

4:18

gave up all the info. Yeah, you just

4:21

say you're looking for Phi Phi. Is

4:23

Phi Phi here? Oh, I have the wrong

4:25

house? Yeah, that's all you have to

4:27

say. Okay. Basically, he just said he paid

4:29

for sex in advance and it was

4:31

a rip -off. Oh, he had a, it

4:33

was, he turned it into more of a

4:35

customer service complaint. Yeah, he did, did.

4:37

That's it, because he, in his mind, he

4:39

was like, your Phi Phi, you're lying,

4:41

your Phi Phi. Right, right. You know, you've

4:43

just changed your mind. I've already paid

4:45

you. Got a bone to pick. Why

4:47

didn't the guy come on the ring and

4:49

talk instead - Well, the guy who knows the

4:52

gun in there. He might not even exist.

4:54

Oh, she just sat there. Yeah, that might

4:56

be just a smart thing to say. Yeah,

4:58

that must be it, because he would have

5:00

been on the voice on there. Yeah, there

5:02

probably wasn't a guy. That is a terrifying

5:04

thing for a woman to go through, like

5:06

some dude like that. 2 AM? Yeah, that's

5:08

- Yeah, no, that ain't good.

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A brown tooth, Steve, comes

5:13

to your... Brown tooth! How do you know? Did

5:15

you see it? Some bad teeth. I don't know

5:18

what color they were, but they would look

5:20

bad. Well, you can see they're black and

5:22

white, but they're brown. Yeah, they're brown. Those

5:25

things are brown. Yeah, you're

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right. Oh, what? Steven

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here. Oh, yes. You

5:31

got the wrong house. Oh,

5:35

Steven. So...

5:38

I knew this was a rip How

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many online ladies has Steven

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paid for sex with

5:46

I mean, I think it's

5:49

all been unsuccessful Yeah, I

5:51

mean he's really bad at it. Are

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you looking for a Steven? No,

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no No,

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I am Steve. I'm looking for

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a Fifi Yeah,

6:04

you got the wrong house. It's

6:06

got some jowls So

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you don't want to have

6:12

sex tonight. That's crazy. My husband's

6:14

in the living room with

6:16

the gun. Oh,

6:20

okay. I

6:23

have a gun. Understood. I wouldn't

6:25

answer. I would never answer. I

6:27

don't want them to know I'm even in

6:29

there. I just call the cops, I guess.

6:31

Odd that you just ignore him or ignore

6:33

him. But I guess that would be the

6:35

one argument that maybe the husband does exist

6:38

with the gun. And the

6:40

answer you even answered in the

6:42

first place. Well, if I

6:44

if I was married and that

6:46

happened, I would answer myself. I

6:48

wouldn't like to answer it. Yeah,

6:50

like hey bud. Are you right?

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Do listeners think that every guy

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sounds like you, Jason? Oh,

6:56

I sound like Steven. No,

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this one I'm gonna have to defend that

7:02

you don't sound like Steven. I haven't even

7:04

said anything. I know you haven't, baby. Why

7:06

do you say that? What? You got

7:08

the wrong house. Well,

7:13

I knew this was a rip

7:16

-off. I knew this was a

7:18

rip -off. Well,

7:22

was trying to do it there. You're

7:24

pretty good. You nailed it. You got

7:26

it nailed it. Are you looking for a Steven? No,

7:32

I am Steven. I'm looking

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for Pee -Pee. No, I am

7:36

Steven. I'm looking for a Phi

7:38

Phi. Yeah, I guess they're onto

7:40

something a bit. Yeah, you got

7:43

the wrong house. So

7:49

you don't want to have sex tonight.

7:51

So you don't want to have sex tonight.

7:53

I mean, it does, doesn't it? You don't want to

7:55

have sex tonight? wish you didn't. I

7:58

wish you didn't. This

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is so unfortunate. Thank

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God you're not. I mean, you're as far

8:09

away from this Steven fellow or Steve. I

8:11

feel like you can tell it. Thanks for

8:13

listening, Steve. Man's voice. He

8:15

has fatter cheeks than Jason. Oh, oh, yeah.

8:17

Yeah. No, you can't. No, because you

8:19

haven't. They're with them trouble. Yeah, there's some.

8:21

There's something. Oh, wow. I mean, he's

8:23

looking for you on Craigslist, right? So. It

8:26

ain't great. You know how I don't

8:28

know if they did it here like when

8:30

I was growing up in Canada They

8:32

were trying to make us stop smoking

8:34

right so they would put like a

8:36

pair of dead lungs on the pack

8:38

Yeah, this is basically don't

8:40

become a prostitute

8:42

ad Because you'd have to

8:44

have sex with this Steve guy,

8:46

know? Yeah. Like you would if

8:48

he was listen, poor guy, man. Steven,

8:51

if you're out there... No,

8:58

it may be not right now, but we're making it

9:00

back to him. Oh, no words getting back. Oh,

9:02

you think? Yeah, I guess people know. You're right. Oh,

9:04

yeah, his face is right out there. Well,

9:06

I don't know. God, what do you tell your

9:09

family when they see you're looking for Phi

9:11

Phi at 2A? They know. I guess he doesn't

9:13

really have a lot of family. I was

9:15

going to say they know, right? He does. Yeah,

9:17

they're like, well, what do you do? That's

9:19

Stephen. Sorry,

9:23

Jason, don't go. i'll go looking

9:25

for a few feet and don't know what you

9:27

do, it's just my voice, you know? yeah, yeah,

9:29

yeah, can't help it. oh no, it's sex tonight. awkward.

9:41

sir, my husband's in

9:43

the living room with the gun. huh.

9:49

okay. understood. Ah,

9:54

okay. Understood.

9:56

Yeah, I don't think it sounds

9:58

like him. Thanks, Andy. Yeah, I really

10:01

don't. I heard a little

10:03

similarity at times, but nothing. That's

10:05

okay. Nothing incredible, I will say. I

10:07

thought it was dead on. Dead on.

10:09

Yeah. Yep.

10:14

Okay, I'm not sure. I know,

10:16

Andy. Andy. I don't know

10:18

what I called you. Andrew,

10:20

Andy. Yeah, I mixed

10:22

it together. You know,

10:24

you're into history and you've brought

10:26

a lot of crazy facts

10:28

to the table that you've learned

10:30

through the years. Did you

10:33

know that a lot of kings had

10:35

a hole cleaner? I

10:37

didn't like what for their actual be -hole

10:39

for their actual be -hole. Wow. No,

10:41

there was something we learned here though

10:43

that like they have wipers or something

10:45

like Prince Charles does. Yeah, that's apparently

10:47

has a royal wiper. Yeah, we believe

10:49

he's never once wiped his own ass.

10:51

That's what we believe and so this

10:53

man cleaned this King's hole for 28

10:55

years. He really gets in there and

10:57

gets after it considering the AI image.

10:59

Well, yes. Yeah, I mean he's he's

11:01

a hole cleaner. This is a little

11:03

recap of exactly what he does, or

11:06

did. Clean the king's hole for 28 years.

11:08

Yes, you read that right. There was

11:10

a man whose job was to clean King

11:12

Henry Oi Tao's private parts daily for

11:14

nearly three decades. This man was Sir William

11:16

Compton, the king's childhood friend who ended

11:18

up becoming his most intimate servant. I love

11:20

that The position was called Groom of

11:23

the Stool, something like the Royal Toilet attendant.

11:25

And believe it or not, it was

11:27

one of the most coveted positions at court.

11:29

It may sound absurd, but controlling the

11:31

king's most private moments meant direct access to

11:33

power, make

11:37

life easy for Compton. The monarch

11:39

had an insatiable appetite, devouring massive banquets

11:41

until he fell ill. And guess

11:43

what? It was Compton's duty to ensure

11:45

the king was properly cleaned after

11:47

each visit to the throne. Despite the

11:49

unglamorous nature of the job, Compton

11:51

remained by the king's side for 28

11:53

years, witnessing his paranoia, multiple marriages,

11:55

and betrayals. Fascinated by this topic? Amazing.

11:57

This is wild to me that there were ever

11:59

kings. I know. I still don't

12:02

know why alive. They just kind of

12:04

tricked everybody. So degrading. What do you

12:06

made them do? Yeah, I think way

12:08

back in the day, they, I guess,

12:10

they just amassed some kind of wealth

12:12

enough to buy some swords. Well, it's

12:14

either they invented wealth or they won

12:16

a battle and then convinced everybody they

12:18

should rule over everything. Like everybody was

12:20

very vulnerable when Kings started happening, I

12:22

think, you know? Yep. So,

12:24

I don't know. It's weird,

12:26

but yeah, it sucks for that Sir

12:28

William guy. That's his life.

12:31

still talking about him 500 years later.

12:33

He's like in spirit form, like, talking

12:35

about the butthole in a real way. Yeah,

12:38

he can't shake that right now. He

12:40

can't shake it. No, no. Cleaning

12:42

another man's butthole for living. That's where

12:44

he wanted to be. I doubt it. Near

12:46

that thing anyway. But I mean, it's

12:48

like, makes sense. He's

12:50

probably safer that way, you

12:52

know? Oh, yeah. His life was

12:54

better than... had to do what

12:57

you had to do to survive. Yeah. Wow. Just

12:59

sucks about like monarchies like it's good. Yeah.

13:01

Well that's I mean like how psychotic they could

13:03

have gotten like, you know, untold stories and

13:05

things like that. Yeah, I don't know how any

13:07

of we've let any of them live. They

13:10

continue to. They continue to.

13:12

Yeah. Yeah. Very, very hot.

13:14

continue to be in the tabloids. So listen,

13:16

all I'm saying is, on

13:18

this Monday, if you think your job sucks, You're

13:21

not a royal butthole cleaner. There were some

13:23

bad jobs back in the day. I

13:26

think for the time it's a

13:28

good job. You could have been

13:30

a peasant just living out somewhere. You're

13:33

in the castle, you know,

13:35

you get some of the spoils. he probably got

13:37

some of those chicken wings, you know. Yeah.

13:40

Oh yeah, big turkey leg. Yeah, he probably got

13:42

thrown a couple turkey legs, you know.

13:44

Big turkey leg every once a while. said

13:47

to wash his hands. You know, he said to give the king a

13:49

rim job. And I think he

13:51

was fine. Oh yeah, he was a

13:53

love of a thing. That's

13:57

so good. He probably got in there, you know. I

13:59

know Chuck, you have occasionally

14:01

watched that TLC show, Pimple

14:04

Popper. Oh yeah. Yeah, you love that

14:06

stuff. I can't. Mostly I can't do that.

14:08

I cannot handle it. I don't want to see

14:10

it. I don't want to know about it. There

14:13

is a cliff. me show you something.

14:15

from one of the seasons that's making the

14:17

rounds again that went by us without

14:19

us noticing. If

14:21

you don't know, the show follows

14:23

dermatologist Dr. Sandra Lee. She goes

14:25

by the nickname Dr. Pimple Popper

14:27

as she treats people's skin conditions. This

14:31

time, it's a 26 -year -old

14:33

guy from Clarksville, Tennessee named

14:35

Ravon. When she met him,

14:39

he showed her his third

14:41

ball. But

14:44

it's not a ball. Okay It's

14:47

like a fat

14:50

deposit Yeah,

14:52

okay like Jason

14:54

has on his ribs a

14:56

lipoma a lipoma Mm -hmm

14:58

But his looks like a whole

15:00

other sack next to his

15:02

sack Yeah, it's

15:05

unfortunate. You don't want

15:07

to ball sacks No, I

15:09

mean most people don't anyway It

15:12

just started to get bigger and

15:14

bigger. It grew to the size of

15:16

a tennis ball. It rubs

15:18

against his legs. It

15:20

gets caught between his legs.

15:24

He breaks out into a rash. He

15:27

got so self -conscious he stopped

15:29

playing basketball because people started seeing

15:31

it through his shorts, right? Yeah. Was

15:33

that extra ball sack? It was

15:35

probably low hangers. You know, it got pretty

15:38

heavy. sucks to be into basketball and

15:40

have that. Couldn't think that you

15:42

can be at archery or something. No, just something where you

15:44

don't have to move. Chests

15:47

or something. Yeah, a

15:50

seated sport. That's like take a

15:53

load off, you know. He

15:55

had trouble being intimate with his

15:57

girlfriend because the extra ball sack kept, you

15:59

know. A lot of people will pay for that. Getting

16:01

in the way. So it really

16:04

was a confidence thing and she wanted to

16:06

help him get his confidence back. So

16:09

here's Oh, yeah,

16:11

this is the second Balsak video I've

16:13

seen from her. I like that he

16:15

was self -conscious, but he went right to the TV doctor. You

16:19

know what? Put this

16:21

everywhere. She'll do it for free. Oh,

16:24

that's the trade, huh?

16:26

The good thing is that it's hanging off by

16:28

a little stalk. It's what we call pedunculated. I can

16:30

imagine I could get in the way of things. Yes,

16:32

ma 'am. Yes, okay. Exposing myself

16:34

to Dr. Lee, I was nervous. Anxious all

16:36

at the same time, but the fact that

16:38

she threw a couple of jokes out there,

16:41

it made me feel more comfortable. What

16:43

I'm thinking is that, know, sometimes you get

16:45

something called a lipoma on your body, but

16:47

maybe sometimes when you get a pretty superficial,

16:49

it grows out and it kind of like

16:52

separates itself and I think so it

16:54

becomes more in the skin, so it hangs

16:56

down like that. This is a little

16:58

different than an average lipoma because it looks

17:00

like Ravon's bump started as a large

17:02

skin tag that is filled with fat. So

17:04

it's probably not well contained in encapsulated

17:07

fat blob that we pop out of the

17:09

skin. But if you're going to have something

17:11

that grows to the size, there's going to

17:13

be fat cells in there. I think it would

17:15

be really nice if you got rid of this, obviously.

17:17

I think you'd be thrilled to do that, right?

17:19

Yes, ma 'am. One of the biggest challenges here

17:21

is really position. Where is it

17:23

now? That's it right there. Can

17:25

you show me this? Oh, look out! I

17:29

need to get him in a comfortable

17:31

position so can have full access to

17:33

this area. I don't want access

17:35

to other areas plus by either. I just

17:37

want access to this area. Maybe all the way

17:39

in your tummy. Maybe that would be even

17:41

better. It's in the leather wounds. You

17:44

know, it's in like a true nook and

17:46

cranny here. You could turn your leg out a

17:48

little bit more like this. Yeah, I think

17:50

that might work. Now that I've got my phone

17:52

into a comfortable position where I can access

17:54

the area properly. And I

17:56

think the good thing is that anyway, she did.

17:59

She was able to examine it, diagnosed it

18:01

as the lipoma, as we

18:03

said, and was able to.

18:05

What a crazy specialty she has.

18:08

I mean, it is. I mean,

18:10

it's amazing that she can do

18:12

like there's somebody that does that.

18:14

Can you imagine how great this guy's

18:16

life is now that he got rid of

18:18

that? She does amazing stuff for people. There's

18:20

no question about it. Basketball again. I saw

18:22

someone with like thousands of.

18:24

things all over their body and she

18:26

like removed like almost

18:30

all of them yeah it's incredible work

18:32

that person didn't have to pay and

18:34

and that thing it's just like

18:36

you take a samurai sword to

18:38

it i definitely that was

18:40

thicker than i wanted it to

18:42

be at the at the

18:45

root you know the root was

18:47

thick you know i wanted

18:49

it to be it was no

18:51

that is and it had to be in a very awkward

18:54

vulnerable position for her to twist

18:56

it all around. He was,

18:58

I guess what I, what I

19:00

don't understand with all this

19:02

stuff is just like the choice to be

19:04

like, you know, and I'm going to see if it goes

19:06

away. All right. You

19:08

know what? It's now a golf ball. You

19:10

know, I think I'll just, I'm not going

19:12

to go see anybody about it. I'm just

19:15

going to wait before that though. You should

19:17

get away before that. I'm cutting it off

19:19

myself. Yeah. Well, that's risky. That's how you

19:21

get a bacterial infection. I'm doing it. I'm

19:23

just going to tell you right now. Take

19:25

the odds with the bacterial. I would have tied

19:27

a piece of floss around that thing and

19:29

be dead. Get the bacterial infection taken care

19:31

of. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it turns

19:33

out I got a little bit of an

19:35

infection down there. Why? I cut off my

19:37

third nuts. Third. No,

19:42

that's bad. That's bad times. I mean, he

19:44

couldn't maybe couldn't have afforded to go to

19:46

a doctor. Oh, no, I get it. I

19:48

get reasons to stop people. But yeah, I

19:50

wonder if something like that's technically cosmetic because

19:53

they don't really cover that. Oh, it is.

19:55

Yeah, I'm sure it is. Insurance covered third

19:57

-ball sacks. No, you know what though? They

19:59

do they've got tricks. They've got

20:01

their tricks. They always are

20:03

like, you know what that was a

20:05

little risky looking. Let's

20:07

I'll I'll biopsy it and

20:09

see right what's the doctor working

20:11

for you? No, no the

20:13

insurance company wants you to die.

20:15

So yeah, they're just like

20:17

live with it freak. Yeah They

20:20

don't care they want all

20:22

your money and then they want

20:24

you to pass This had

20:26

to be disturbing unless your dog

20:28

is like this a delivery

20:30

driver Assumed a customer's dog had

20:32

passed away on their front porch

20:35

Turns out a dog's just a deep

20:37

sleeper. That's good, but he's

20:39

just asleep. Here's

20:41

how it played out. Fed

20:45

ex -drivers. I

20:48

mean, that dog is not moving. He

20:50

is as flat out. What

20:59

dog does that? We can't answer the

21:01

door right now. But if you'd like to leave a

21:03

message, you can do it now. Hello,

21:07

I'm so sorry to tell you, but I

21:09

think your dog passed away out back. He's

21:13

laying here right now, but I don't

21:15

think he's here anymore. I

21:21

mean, it's so bad. He's,

21:25

He's very asleep. There's

21:31

just another

21:34

random guy who's

21:36

like, hey

21:38

Not a good

21:40

watch dog.

21:42

No, you know

21:44

what though

21:46

like, uh Maybe

21:48

send me another message though like oh no,

21:50

I'm wrong I wonder if he's old. Yeah,

21:52

it must be. probably very old. is the

21:55

only time I've ever seen a dog sleep

21:57

like that when they're super, super old. I

21:59

mean, with Molly at the end, when

22:02

she was like 14, you'd put cheese on

22:04

her nose sometimes and she wouldn't wake up and

22:06

was like, what's wrong with you? Yeah, that's

22:08

fine. There's cheese on your nose. Yeah, a friend

22:10

of mine's got a real old, old, old

22:12

dog and he's like, the name's

22:14

Oscar. He just doesn't wake

22:16

up sometimes. No. He's an old,

22:18

old wanderer around. But

22:21

that dog sleeps, like a lot

22:24

of times dogs sleep in like

22:26

a sleepy time position. I mean,

22:28

not to get crazy, but like

22:30

when I found my dog past,

22:32

like that's exactly what it looked

22:34

like. So I mean, I get

22:36

why she was like, this

22:40

dog's gone. Cause the dog just

22:42

looked like it just fell over onto

22:44

its side. That's how that dog

22:46

sleeps. Yeah,

22:48

it's funny does some dogs sleep harder than

22:50

others like they I like when they wake

22:52

up to food Yeah, that's one thing about

22:55

the old dog. I was just talking about

22:57

he like can smell food like he has

22:59

all his senses are gone. I think If

23:01

you have food in three rooms away, he's

23:03

like what's going on? My

23:08

whole thing is so like if Lisa

23:10

just in the middle of the day like

23:12

her phone goes off She's got a

23:14

thing and and it's a message from Something

23:16

like, I'm so sorry, but your dog

23:19

has passed away in your backyard. That

23:23

would lead you to out.

23:26

Yeah, or you just know that they sleep really hard.

23:28

Oh, well, that might be the other thing. You might

23:30

know your dog if you know. Yeah. But

23:32

I would love the follow -up. Yeah, the

23:34

follow -up, yeah. That'd be nice. Like,

23:36

oh, no, he's fine. He's fine. Sorry, my bad.

23:38

Yeah. I'd be devastated if I find somebody's

23:41

dead dog. Oh, my God. It's no worse. No

23:43

thanks. Yeah, they captioned

23:45

this, if you're the FedEx driver,

23:47

we are sorry for this encounter, but

23:49

we thank you for your concern.

23:51

Yeah. There's so

23:53

many dogs around. Like there's

23:55

a bunch of dogs that looks like a farm

23:57

or something. They're like, oh, that's Jim. That's

23:59

sleeping Jim. He's sleeping. They

24:02

all do. But honestly, I've never

24:04

encountered a dog in my life that

24:06

has not woken up as you

24:08

approached. No, that's what's wild about it,

24:10

that a stranger Approach

24:13

the porch, got on the porch, and the

24:15

dog's like, yeah. Then the

24:17

other guy's hand on this one.

24:20

He's happy and old is what it is. Not

24:22

a lot of emergency situations for him.

24:24

No, not a lot of cares. I

24:26

knew that Jameson was getting old when

24:28

he just stopped coming down the stairs

24:30

right away. Really? Like he goes back

24:32

up to bed, and as soon as

24:35

the door would open, he would pound

24:37

down like, what? Who's here? And then

24:39

now he's like, he stretches the bed,

24:41

takes a look, he slowly saunders down the

24:43

nice stairs like, who is it? There's

24:46

times where like Billie Jean Green would be sleeping in

24:49

like another room and I couldn't find her for like

24:51

hours and hours and hours and I'd be like having

24:53

a panic attack thinking she got out or something. Like

24:55

a whole day almost passed one time. And

24:57

she just came out, she's like, what's going on?

25:01

your problem? She took a day

25:03

off. And

25:05

Lisa, here's something speaking of dogs that,

25:08

you know, maybe one day in retirement

25:10

you could do. You could be a

25:12

dog chaperone at weddings. This

25:14

lady does it in Ireland. She says

25:16

she makes 400 bucks a day. Not

25:19

bad. Hang out with the dog. Yeah.

25:21

Just got to make sure they don't

25:23

ruin the wedding. That's it. She gets

25:25

them to pose for pictures and steer

25:27

clear of the cake because so many

25:29

people have their dogs involved in their

25:31

wedding. these days, right? So this is

25:33

Rebecca McBride. She started up this business

25:36

after dropping out of university. She offers

25:38

couples the chance to include their dog

25:40

in their big day by being on

25:42

hand with their pooch to help include

25:44

them in wedding pictures and even the

25:46

ceremony itself. There is an option for

25:48

an overnight stay. She'll keep

25:50

the dog for the night and then deliver it

25:52

back the next morning. She charges

25:55

400 bucks a pop for the service.

25:57

She is booked up already through the

25:59

end of the year. So

26:01

like these are people that just want

26:03

the dog in the pictures and everything.

26:05

Yeah. Yes. Yeah, and I guess a

26:07

lot of people are doing it more

26:09

and more I mean Chuck your dog

26:11

was involved in the wedding and it

26:14

was like You kind of had to

26:16

put your trust into someone else because

26:18

you're doing all the other stuff You

26:20

know care of your dog during the

26:22

wedding. Did you have one of her

26:24

friends brought the dog and had it

26:26

put in the little tuxedo and She

26:28

was responsible. It's cute. Yeah. Yeah, so

26:30

Um, but then I like, it's not

26:32

like you can be the person to

26:35

bring it home and all this. Someone

26:37

else has to do all that stuff.

26:39

So it's actually like interesting. My whole

26:41

thing is that boy, you better book

26:43

yourself solid, you know, cause you've got

26:45

about 52. Well, she's, she's

26:47

got 50 weddings. Yeah, that's what you're gonna say.

26:49

You don't want a 50 weddings, that's how you

26:51

downfall. Yeah. They have a funny perspective. They're like,

26:53

I don't get it, but that's a kind of

26:56

big deal, I guess. Yeah,

26:58

well, they think it's for them. Thank

27:01

you. My doberman was

27:03

like, this is a lot for me

27:05

to just get some pets. But

27:07

I mean, I'll take it. I mean, I

27:09

am dressed, I'm fancily dressed. I don't know

27:11

why you guys are all dressed up. It

27:15

cracks me up. It's bad luck, though. Just so

27:17

everyone knows. Whoa. It's bad luck. To have your

27:19

dog in your wedding? Apparently it is. Why? Just

27:21

because your wedding didn't make it? Apparently it is.

27:23

That's all I'm saying. That's true. A lot of

27:25

people have had successful weddings with their dog. Don't

27:27

get married in a kilt either. Also,

27:29

that doesn't work. Also, bad luck. You could

27:31

say everything about your wedding then was... Don't

27:33

spend a lot. Don't get married

27:35

in a fancy church. Don't

27:37

let a priest wash

27:39

your feet. Don't let a

27:41

priest question about masturbation. Don't

27:47

let him know about your homosexual thoughts,

27:49

which he asked me about. Do

27:53

have any homosexual thoughts?

27:56

Honestly, you know what? I

27:58

don't well he was Yeah,

28:00

he fled the country with

28:02

his little man servant that

28:04

he had at the church

28:06

How many times did that

28:08

man jerk off thinking of

28:10

your feet? Oh God, I

28:13

mean, it's I would say

28:15

thank God for me. My

28:17

feet were probably the eighth

28:19

best feet in my feet

28:21

aren't nothing to masturbate over That's

28:27

a real that's a real challenge

28:29

for you You just could know that

28:31

your a lot of men might want

28:33

a masturbate to your feet It's got

28:35

to be tough and I'd never

28:37

had a man wash my feet like

28:39

no no no he really you really

28:41

got him Yeah, so yeah, I could

28:43

be the real curse of the whole

28:46

thing. I mean there's lots of curses

28:48

involved there, but anyway Something

28:50

to think of

28:52

if you are in

28:54

your wedding Is

28:57

that 400 bucks a

28:59

day times 50

29:01

20 grand or something

29:04

right and she

29:06

may have that could

29:08

be just a

29:10

side hustle, right? Yeah

29:13

20 grand 20

29:15

grand for A side hustle.

29:17

I assume she has another job during the week.

29:19

Or that she's just happy making 20 grand. Yeah.

29:21

Hanging out with other people's dogs. Yeah. Dogs are

29:23

so good. Yep. Pretty sweet little gig.

29:26

All right, coming up. How was it a wild

29:28

weekend on the water? What went wrong for

29:30

an old guy out turkey hunting? And

29:32

what sneaky thing did a homeowner find on

29:34

his property? Let's get to that. I'm

29:42

Dave Hunter. Time now for a check

29:44

of the news. Well, it was a

29:46

crazy weekend on the water. Several different

29:48

stories to talk about. The first, just

29:51

some breaking news coming out of Clearwater.

29:53

Unfortunately, one person has died and several

29:55

were injured late last night when a

29:57

boat crashed into a ferry off the

29:59

Memorial Causeway Bridge in Clearwater. The

30:02

Clearwater Police Department said multiple injuries

30:04

the crash had been declared a

30:06

mass. casualty incident by the Clearwater

30:08

Fire and Rescue Department. All

30:10

of those injured were on board the

30:12

ferry, which was carrying more than 40

30:14

people at the time. They did not

30:16

provide any information about the person who

30:18

died. The ferry came to

30:21

rest on a sandbar just south of

30:23

the Memorial Causeway Bridge, and all

30:25

the patients and passengers have been removed.

30:28

Police did not provide any information about

30:30

the boat that fled the scene.

30:32

Fled? They fled? the scene. Yeah. So

30:35

probably. Boos involved, you would

30:37

think. Authorities did not

30:39

provide the number of those who

30:41

were hurt, either. All the

30:43

local hospitals were notified. Multiple

30:45

trauma alerts were called with

30:47

helicopters transporting two of the

30:49

more seriously injured, they say. So

30:53

you're just on like a booze cruise

30:55

type of thing and then a boat

30:57

just... I don't know what that is.

30:59

says Clearwater Ferry. It could have been

31:01

just like taking people from Tampa to

31:03

St. Pete or something, right? Yeah,

31:07

it looks like what you'd

31:09

say is like a extra

31:11

size pontoon boat. Yeah, but

31:13

it doesn't doesn't necessarily look

31:16

like a party boat, but

31:18

it is just like a

31:20

Flat -topped boat that people

31:22

just sit on and So

31:24

there's a bunch of people

31:26

on it and I go

31:29

ahead. Yeah. Yeah Yeah,

31:31

more than 40 people you ever see

31:33

like those cruise ships that run into

31:35

the dock and there's people on there

31:38

Oh, yeah, like that's the power of

31:40

those so gonna get some more stories

31:42

about craziness on the water the next

31:44

one out of Miami where video shows

31:46

a Wild boat flip in North Miami

31:48

Beach and the passengers in this one

31:50

were thrown into the water that story

31:52

from NBC A

32:00

boat crashed into another boat, launched into

32:02

the air and flipped over, sending

32:04

several people in the water Saturday

32:06

in North Miami Beach's Eastern Shores

32:08

community. Bram, a feeble corn

32:10

was feed away. I see a boat

32:12

that just started zigzagging real fast. Feeble corn

32:14

says he was in his hot tub

32:16

when he saw the boat speed up. He

32:19

had seconds to get out the way. It

32:22

was nuts. It was absolutely crazy. One of

32:24

his neighbors in the black. also ran for

32:26

safety. Feeble corn and several

32:28

of his neighbors jumped into action. You

32:30

see several people in the water. Kids were

32:32

on the boat, mother and father

32:34

on the boat, and everybody was ejected. Went under

32:36

the boat to see if anybody else was under

32:38

there. At that point, everybody had

32:40

been removed. We were able to pull them out

32:43

and never really survived. So it turned out to

32:45

be a good night. Miami

32:47

-Dade Fire Rescue says they took one adult

32:49

to the hospital, but everyone made it

32:51

out of the water safely. And

32:53

it was because of their neighbors who were all

32:55

in the right place at the right time. Look,

32:57

if I were on the other side of I

32:59

would hope that good folks would do the

33:01

same thing for me. Why

33:04

are you that bad at driving a boat? I

33:07

don't know, something went wrong, obviously. Not

33:09

paying attention, distracted, who knows? Yeah,

33:11

it almost looked like he was like bearing down

33:14

on the boat that was in front of him

33:16

and realized at the last second, oh, I've got

33:18

a... going way too fast

33:20

in that little to go really

33:22

slow through there. So who knows?

33:24

And one more crazy boat accident.

33:26

This was in Phoenix. They

33:29

were trying to set some sort

33:31

of new speed boat record. Well,

33:34

that only ends a couple, two

33:36

ways. You set the record? No,

33:39

you're dead. But the boat took to

33:41

the skies. Oh, yeah. Here's

33:43

that story from Fox 10 in Phoenix. And

33:54

terrifying moments caught on camera.

33:56

The need for speed sends this

33:58

boat airborne. That frightening

34:00

scene happened today at Lake Havasu. The

34:02

speedboat was trying to break a record

34:04

when something went wrong, but somehow the

34:06

crew walked away from it all. Fonstons

34:08

Nicole Christine joins us live with a

34:11

reaction from people who were there. Nicole. While

34:13

Brian, both the men on that

34:15

speedboat lucky to be alive after

34:17

this crazy crash, fellow competitors saying

34:19

the men owe their lives to

34:21

the people who built that vessel.

34:25

The last thing you ever want to

34:28

see is a crash and especially

34:30

something as horrendous as that. Jeff Clark

34:32

has been around boats his whole

34:34

life, competing in speedboat shootouts over the

34:36

past five years. He says the

34:38

sight of a fellow competitor's boat flying

34:40

through the air was chilling. dropped

34:42

when I saw that boat get airborne. It's

34:44

never something you want to look at when you're

34:46

out there having fun as a driver for

34:49

sure. The two men on the boat known as

34:51

John Wayne and Clint Eastwood are part of

34:53

Freedom One Racing. Speedboat magazine publisher

34:55

Ray Lee says the team

34:57

was hoping to make history this

34:59

weekend. Let's say a 388

35:01

skater and it estimated about

35:03

10 ,000 horsepower. So they came to Lake

35:05

Havasu earlier in the week, intending to

35:07

break the record here for the Desert

35:09

Storm shootout. That was their first pass

35:11

of the day when they went over

35:13

the radar picked them up at 200

35:15

.1 miles per hour. Clark says going

35:18

that fast can take away a driver's

35:20

ability to react. Pull out speed. It

35:22

doesn't take much. You know, those

35:24

tunnel holes are built to pack air for the

35:26

boat rides. on top of the

35:29

water, it'll just, you know, at that

35:31

speed, it'll just take you, take you

35:33

airborne. Both Clark and Lee say windy conditions

35:35

today may have played a factor, but

35:37

also may have helped those on board.

35:39

Best case scenario, because of the wind, when

35:42

the boat kited, it held

35:44

it up there longer than, let's

35:46

say, had there not been

35:48

such substantial wind. Freedom One Racing

35:50

sharing online that both men

35:52

on board were a little banged

35:54

up, but miraculously safe. There

35:56

have been 11 fatal racing crashes

35:58

on Lake Havasu since 1963,

36:00

according to Motorsport Memorial. With

36:02

the deadliest incident happening in

36:04

2018, when three people died when

36:06

a boat called Lickety Split

36:08

crashed. Clark pointing out that safety

36:10

improvements made to sport boats over

36:12

the years make the difference in these

36:14

scary situations. Those guys are

36:16

alive. one reason and one reason

36:18

only. That boat was built not to

36:21

come apart. So when they were sitting in

36:23

that cockpit, and if you look at

36:25

pictures of the boat, it's totally destroyed, but

36:27

the cockpit is in perfect condition. Let's

36:29

hit my hat to the two skater and

36:31

the crew that built that boat, because

36:33

it saved that guy's life. It saved both

36:35

their lives. There's no doubt about it. Yeah,

36:38

people die all the time in those fast boats.

36:41

It's just one thing that doesn't make a lot of

36:43

sense to me, I guess. Yeah. But why don't people

36:45

do it? I mean, you got

36:47

the adrenaline. always do exactly that.

36:49

They go airborne, they flip, but

36:51

they're like that cockpit's designed

36:54

to protect you in that situation.

36:56

Yeah, I think that there's

36:58

been a lot of those boats

37:00

that even though the cockpit

37:02

is designed to save you, everything

37:05

still just turns to mush. Luckily,

37:07

this one didn't. I think the guy's

37:10

right. It flew in the air for

37:12

so long that it kind of like

37:14

slowed down in the air. which, which

37:16

might have helped them, but I mean,

37:18

I haven't seen a boat just fly

37:20

in the air that much. Sometimes they

37:22

fall apart and the person's in it

37:24

and they go with all the metal

37:26

and everything. Yeah. Not great. that

37:29

turned down for what they

37:31

didn't quite take to the skies

37:33

oh yeah no I'll never

37:35

forget that speed incident well bags

37:37

of cash fell out of

37:40

a Brinks truck in a Chicago

37:42

suburb the other day resulting

37:44

in about three hundred thousand dollars

37:46

being stolen the back door

37:48

of the truck was opened by

37:50

unknown means in Oak Park leading

37:53

to three bags of U .S.

37:55

currency falling out, according to

37:57

Brinks. This happened while the driver

37:59

was moving southbound on Austin

38:01

Boulevard. Brinks noted that

38:03

upon returning to the area,

38:05

about 100 people were seen

38:08

taking money and fleeing. The

38:10

total estimated amount lost

38:12

about $300 ,000, according to

38:14

the security company. Representative

38:16

for the Village of Oak Park

38:18

says no one was in

38:21

custody. as of this weekend. That's

38:25

a lot of money. It is. There's millions

38:27

of dollars on those things. But

38:29

they apparently don't have a ton

38:31

of footage of it. So,

38:33

you know, I think it's always an inside job

38:35

with something like that. Yeah, like a door just

38:37

opened middle. But I don't know if it's a

38:39

hundred people. I could see an inside job where

38:41

a bag falls out and some guy quickly crumbs

38:43

and gets it. Yes, I guess. Yeah, I can

38:45

see what you're saying. You know,

38:47

if it's a free for all

38:49

in the streets or You

38:52

know you leave at

38:54

least one bag if I

38:57

drug one of those

38:59

trucks. I just drive away

39:01

the first day A

39:03

couple mill in the back

39:05

is my truck now

39:07

Spray paint it up. Yeah

39:09

You know don't can't

39:11

they I mean, I don't

39:13

know how they would

39:15

track those bills That

39:17

many people took it, but I mean

39:19

that's the threat right all like I'm gonna

39:22

spend this and it's gonna get discovered

39:24

and But when a hundred people take it

39:26

yeah, I just know like they were

39:28

trying to just be nice and hand out

39:30

like ice cream cones and stuff in

39:32

Oak Park and 300 ,000 is a lot

39:34

better when money flies out of those things

39:36

they get the people they get it

39:39

But usually like Dave said it's all on

39:41

video So if you're in an area

39:43

where not many people have ring cams, and

39:45

it's just there's no You know, cameras

39:47

on the street, there's no businesses around. I

39:49

mean, there's no one there to see.

39:51

It's your money. It's your money. That's your

39:53

money now. Find those keepers. Well,

39:56

now in our next story, a

39:58

homeowner in California, this has been

40:00

a disturbing trend where people are

40:02

hiding cameras spying on people's property

40:04

for some reason, whether to see

40:06

what their schedule is and then

40:08

rob them when they're not home.

40:11

This guy though, I don't

40:13

know if they're stepping it up or they're getting

40:15

worse. It was like rocks and they were like

40:18

in dirt. Yeah. Now they're disguising them as bushes, like

40:20

whole bushes. Oh, wow. Like, except

40:23

maybe you should cover the light. Oh,

40:25

you didn't think of that one. That's

40:28

the dead giveaway when it's a light.

40:30

Oh, wow. This will lead to a

40:32

shake. And in West Covina, a homeowner

40:34

worried, he's being targeted after finding this

40:36

hidden camera on his property. Whoever did

40:38

it, took their tactics to a new

40:40

level, camouflaging the device with fake grass.

40:42

Wow, I win this news reporter. Tim

40:45

Caputo is live in West Covina and

40:47

spoke to the owner who found it

40:49

last night in the bushes, Tim. Nika

40:53

Jury, it's crazy, right? These hedges here,

40:55

probably you wouldn't give them a second

40:57

glance, but the homeowner happened to be

40:59

watering these hedges yesterday kind of after

41:01

dark, so he noticed a light emanating

41:03

from the bottom part of these bushes.

41:05

He investigated further only to find that

41:07

well hidden camera facing his home. Last

41:09

night, that homeowner on East Cortes Street

41:12

here in West Covina was watering those

41:14

hedges when he found that camera that

41:16

was well hidden, not just in the

41:18

bushes themselves, but it was camouflaged in

41:20

fake grass to blend in. who exactly

41:22

placed it there and what their intentions

41:24

were is unknown at this point, but

41:26

this has been somewhat of a trend

41:28

we've seen, not just in West Covina,

41:30

but in other areas around Southern California

41:32

where burglars place cameras in yards to

41:34

keep an eye on houses to see

41:37

when people leave their homes. In

41:39

this instance, the homeowner found the camera

41:41

before his house could be targeted, but

41:43

it's still unnerving that someone was watching.

41:45

I didn't realize what it was until I

41:47

kicked it out and it felt heavy

41:49

and I saw I knew it was some

41:51

sort of device, I guess. So

41:54

yeah, that's when I realized it and I picked it up

41:56

and I seen the green light on it. So

41:59

West Covina police obviously investigating they do

42:01

tell me that last month there was another

42:03

camera found in town here facing a

42:05

home whether or not those two are related

42:07

is unknown at this point the homeowner

42:09

here also told me that he's in kind

42:11

of a group text with all his

42:13

neighbors told them about the incident last night

42:15

and essentially everyone's been checking their bushes

42:17

and their hedges to see if there are

42:19

any potential hidden cameras anywhere facing their

42:21

homes again police just starting this investigation they

42:23

don't know who's behind it but they

42:25

certainly would like to find out. This has

42:27

got to be one of the scariest

42:30

things old people can find out about. That

42:32

there's cameras in the bushes

42:34

and they all have them. And

42:37

they're out there. Yeah. And you know

42:39

they're searching. Searching.

42:42

You know they're searching

42:44

now. Yeah. Where are they?

42:47

Illegals! Why

42:50

are they putting cameras up again? So

42:52

they believe that they're just like scoping

42:54

out properties, so they know that when

42:56

people are leaving and people are coming,

42:58

if they want to rob the place,

43:00

they'll know once people are They know

43:02

when you leave. Yeah, I mean, that's

43:04

a trouble with the new cameras that

43:06

have come out lately. Well, the thing

43:08

about that one is they obviously didn't

43:10

spend a lot of money on smaller

43:12

cam. No, it was a fairly large

43:14

cam. was fairly big, you know. But

43:16

they have to send live signals generally,

43:18

right? Because it's not like recording onto

43:20

a card that they come check. It's

43:23

kind of broadcast a live signal

43:25

so they can see it in real

43:27

time what's going on. Yeah, I

43:29

always assume those things are kind of

43:31

like a trail cam where, like,

43:33

Someone moved in front of it. It

43:36

took a time Someone came back.

43:38

It took a time. It was like

43:40

you could broadcast live across the

43:42

world. That's right. It was way too

43:44

much like, you know, they should

43:46

call me, you know, like there's way

43:48

easier way to do this guys.

43:50

He's been moderate. Come on. Chileans call

43:52

me This poor old guy. He's

43:54

been hunting turkeys since 1975. Well

43:57

this time the turkeys

43:59

fought back at

44:01

Claude stroller what a name

44:03

yeah we're guy he uh

44:05

he got attacked by a

44:08

bobcat oh well out turkey

44:10

hunting well the brunt of

44:12

it his story from foxtail

44:14

at 82 years old Claude

44:16

Strother is going viral I

44:18

always sit by a big

44:20

tree this time I didn't

44:22

I sat by two little

44:24

trees about big if you

44:26

don't but 18 inches apart.

44:28

The diehard turkey hunter from

44:30

Selma was calling up a

44:32

big one on his land

44:34

in Wilcox County last week

44:36

when he took a hit

44:38

from behind. I set the

44:40

perfect storm for it. There

44:43

was perfectly camouflaged in a

44:45

gap and all you can

44:47

see was my head and

44:49

all of a sudden I

44:51

was knocked over and I

44:53

turned and reached back. I

44:55

assumed somebody hit me with a baseball

44:57

bat. It was that hard. Dazed

44:59

me, but there was nothing there. And

45:02

then I looked back around and

45:04

the bobcat was trotting down the

45:06

road, and it could have been

45:08

a lot worse. The bobcat had

45:10

just missed, clawing Strotter's eyes, and

45:13

it did right into the back

45:15

of his head. Strotter took these

45:17

selfies to show his family right

45:19

after it happened. In

45:21

his nearly 50 years in the woods.

45:24

This was a first. Well,

45:43

Strother, his wife and their daughter are

45:45

laughing about the bizarre occurrence now. At

45:48

the time, Strother did take it seriously and

45:50

went to the doctor to get checked out.

45:53

his daughter sharing his story on

45:55

Facebook. My dad has so

45:57

many unbelievable but true stories that

45:59

it was not surprising. Strother's

46:01

daughter says reading the hundreds of

46:03

comments has helped her dad

46:05

take his mind off of a

46:07

tough cancer battle. I keep

46:10

books. I got every one I've

46:12

been on since 75. Every one.

46:14

Well, I kill a turkey nut and

46:16

it looks like he's got a good

46:18

ending, a good last chapter in

46:21

his book. So she don't think I'm to

46:23

make it. I got all the problems.

46:25

I may not, but hopefully I will. Guys

46:27

got one of those voices where you could

46:30

tell you any story and it would sound

46:32

like you'd be captivated. Yeah, so entertaining. Yeah.

46:35

That southern drawl, I don't

46:37

know. Be like, that's when I

46:39

paid my electric bill. It's amazing. Tell

46:42

me about you. I'm

46:45

emotional. I'm

46:47

emotional. Why do I hear music? And

46:50

honestly, I feel like this guy is like, yeah,

46:53

I got attacked by a bobcat because I'm

46:55

so good at calling turkeys. Right.

46:57

Yeah, he was. I think he's like it's

46:59

giving him like a. Well, bobcats are like

47:01

smaller than you think too. Yeah, I think

47:03

they are. That's why he was just like

47:05

the bobcat was like, oh, that head's attached

47:07

to something. Yeah, they are cool though. I

47:09

saw a video of like regular cats hanging

47:11

out with a bobcat and they were just

47:13

like, this guy, huh? Yeah,

47:19

no, he saw that as a

47:21

victory. He was so, so realistic

47:24

with this turkey call that a

47:26

bobcat was like. I mean, they

47:28

have a guy's voice combined with

47:30

the overalls. Oh, man. I'd listen

47:32

to one for three days

47:34

straight. Yeah, whatever The tales of

47:36

Claude be like damn Claude I'm

47:38

82 years old. He got some

47:41

stories, bud. Couple other turkey stories

47:43

making headlines today in the Metro

47:45

Detroit area. A driver luckily unscathed

47:47

after a turkey flew into the

47:49

windshield of his truck on

47:51

I -96. The 19 -year -old

47:53

from Sterling Heights was driving eastbound on

47:55

I -96 near Falerville Road in Livingston

47:57

County about 12 .45 in the afternoon when

47:59

a turkey flew in front of his

48:01

pickup truck and went right through the

48:03

windshield. The 19 -year -old, luckily,

48:06

was able to maintain control of his truck,

48:08

avoiding a major crash on the freeway.

48:10

He was not injured. The turkey,

48:12

however, not as lucky. Oh, I thought you

48:14

were going to tell me that that

48:16

turkey was alive. No. That's stuck in his

48:18

steering wheel right now. No. They

48:20

remind drivers to be on

48:22

the lookout for turkeys as turkey

48:24

hunting season is now underway

48:26

through June 7th. And one more

48:29

turkey, making headlines. This

48:31

one in New York. cops

48:33

been trying to get

48:35

a story of the wild

48:37

turkey but haven't had

48:39

much luck catch that turkey

48:41

a wild turkey takes

48:44

flight briefly perching on the

48:46

narrow ledge before falling

48:48

that's when a cop rushes

48:50

in with a white

48:52

bedsheet but he's no match

48:54

for the frisky vowel

48:56

who's been evading cops for

48:58

two weeks Her

49:02

name is Astoria. She's named

49:05

after the neighborhood she was first

49:07

spotted in but now she's

49:09

flown the coop flying over the

49:11

East River and has landed

49:13

here in Manhattan. There's been Astoria

49:15

sightings all over the city.

49:17

She even went to Starbucks for

49:19

a coffee fix. On Sunday

49:21

she showed up in Central Park. Today

49:25

I helped her cross the

49:27

street so she wouldn't get hit

49:30

by cars on New York's

49:32

Swanky Park Avenue. you there we

49:34

go so we think that

49:36

the motivation for her to wander

49:38

is to seek a mate

49:40

everyone's rooting for Astoria to find

49:42

true love in the big

49:44

apple yeah Ben Franklin Benjamin Franklin

49:46

was sitting around with the

49:48

other founding fathers and he was

49:50

sitting there and he was

49:52

like yeah we should definitely go

49:55

with a turkey for our

49:57

national national bird and they were

49:59

just like shut up Yeah,

50:07

she just needs to find some male

50:09

turkeys. She's a horny turkey lady.

50:12

I have to I mean, I don't

50:14

know how many like how many

50:16

turkeys would you even Run across in

50:18

the center of New York. Probably

50:20

not a lot. Maybe you're right Central

50:22

Park. it. I

50:25

don't know what animals they have in the park there. I

50:28

don't either. I mean it's

50:30

just such a huge so there's

50:32

lot of opportunity there maybe

50:34

or some. I mean get somebody

50:36

you can scoop a bird. Strangers

50:51

from across New England and

50:54

the globe are writing birthday

50:56

wishes for one guy in

50:58

Massachusetts who just turned 100.

51:00

Here's that story now from

51:02

Boston 25 News. It's

51:07

a tradition 15 years running on Wall

51:09

Fool Street. Letter carrier Jane Murphy made

51:11

a long stop on her route at

51:13

Howard Hanson's home, a Canton resident for

51:15

nearly a century that's usually waiting for

51:18

her to pop in. But

51:20

the last two weeks she's been

51:22

delivering thicker stacks of mail to his

51:24

home. People far and wide penning

51:26

their well wishes to Howard ahead of

51:28

his birthday Sunday. It's

51:32

a complete surprise. James

51:34

been spreading Howard's life story on social

51:36

media, inspiring strangers from across New England and

51:38

the globe to write in. A friend

51:40

of mine from the South of France, a

51:42

friend from Spain. They,

51:45

you know, they tell

51:47

two friends and they tell two friends. Howard

51:49

was born in Canton as the youngest of eight. lost

51:53

the internet. In 1925 he

51:55

was sworn into the Navy at 18

51:57

years old as a third -class petty

51:59

officer Coxwayne at the height of World

52:01

War II. Just two

52:03

years later the Massachusetts man

52:06

landed on Omaha Beach in Normandy,

52:08

France after the storm on

52:10

D -Day spending three nights in

52:12

a foxhole on the island receiving

52:14

multiple awards of heroism in

52:16

service. You can find him now on his

52:18

front steps in Canton or playing in the Town's

52:23

American Legion Band. Two

52:28

weeks ago generations of his

52:30

family surprised him for his centennial

52:32

celebration. Ever since he's been

52:34

overwhelmed with birthday cars and their

52:36

kind messages. Thank you for your

52:38

service and God bless. You're

52:40

an amazing veteran and a

52:42

wonderful man. And Howard

52:44

has no plans of slowing down anytime

52:47

soon. He shared his secret tricks

52:49

to living a long What's

52:52

his secret? Happy wife. Staying

52:54

busy, you know? Music kept

52:56

me busy all the time. It's

52:58

so simple. And everybody says mail

53:00

doesn't matter. Guess what? It

53:03

does matter because I get to see this

53:05

clown every day. In Canton, I'm Daniel Coates

53:07

for the local station, Boston 25 News. That's

53:09

crazy. Those old timers, that's crazy

53:12

to me. They're must, I don't

53:14

know how they deal with what

53:16

they've been through. I have a

53:18

problem. Because he's sitting on a

53:20

porch, he's like, oh, it's a

53:22

good meal today. Nothing like when

53:24

I just destroyed and killed all

53:26

the Germans Yeah, shoot up a

53:28

bunch of Nazis that day a

53:30

cockswain is the steersman of a

53:32

ship's boat. I love that. Yeah,

53:34

I'll do the cockswain He was

53:36

at Normandy, that's no joke at

53:38

a hundred still plays in the

53:41

band That's a different The third

53:43

generation, that's the best generation. The

53:45

real men, those guys. And now

53:47

they just walk around and they're

53:49

like, oh, it's my hundredth. Yeah,

53:51

like it's no big deal. And

53:54

finally, a Genesee County,

53:56

Michigan woman won a $3

53:58

million Mega Millions prize

54:01

after just having a lucky

54:03

feeling. 58 year

54:05

old Pamela Dietrich of

54:07

Linden matched the five white

54:09

balls to win a

54:11

million dollars, but that prize was increased to

54:13

three million due to the multiplier. She

54:16

says, I hardly ever play mega millions,

54:18

but I do play from time to time.

54:20

I had it itched to play for this

54:22

draw. So I logged into my lottery account

54:24

and purchased a ticket. She said

54:26

she couldn't believe it was real when she

54:28

saw that she'd won the big prize. So

54:30

the next morning I saw an email from

54:32

the lottery regarding the prize. I had a

54:34

hard time believing it when I saw I

54:36

had won three million dollars. I called the

54:38

lottery first thing Monday morning to verify that

54:40

it was real and schedule an appointment to

54:42

claim my prize, and I'm still trying to

54:44

wrap my head around it. She

54:47

plans to use her winnings to remodel her home,

54:49

pay off her car, and then save the rest. Mega

54:51

Millions has changed to remember and

54:54

now costs $5 per play. It

54:57

does crack me up that they

54:59

tax the lottery winnings. They're like you

55:02

won some of the money you

55:04

gave us to give you They gave

55:06

it to you. I know they're

55:08

like nope you owe us for that

55:10

money We gave you that you

55:12

gave us first shouldn't have won but

55:14

how many lucky feelings do you

55:16

think she's had like I mean Yeah,

55:18

I mean you have the app

55:20

on your phone. Yeah I

55:22

get that lucky feeling time. You do.

55:25

It pops up. It hasn't

55:28

been off. hasn't been any

55:30

fruits. Pamela,

55:32

she felt lucky and she was lucky, so

55:34

good for her. No, that's awesome. Well, take

55:36

a break and when we come back, celebrity

55:38

dirt and sports news on the way. Does

55:41

new video show California police shooting a rock

55:43

star's wife? What happened in the world's first

55:45

sperm race? And what is Honey Boo Boo

55:47

up to? We'll get to all that and

55:49

more when we come back right after this.

55:52

Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak

55:54

Next email that came into us my

55:56

buddy found out recently I hadn't been

55:58

late in nine years. He booked us

56:00

to a vacation at a party resort

56:02

And I hooked up with this Peruvian

56:04

girl dudes my dry spell is over

56:06

and it was amazing last night She

56:08

message saying she and a friend would

56:11

love to come visit me at home.

56:13

My friend will be robbing. He says

56:15

my penis really wants to do this

56:17

My head is putting up some red

56:19

flags. What would you do here? Honestly,

56:21

he's got to get her to prove

56:23

that she Steve

56:47

and Chuck the

56:49

Freak Hi

57:05

there! It

57:07

is the 28th day of April, a

57:09

Monday morning, and thanks for being with

57:11

us on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

57:13

As we continue, we've got some celebrity

57:15

dirt and sports news on the way. Does

57:18

new video show California police

57:20

shooting a rock star's wife? What

57:23

ended up happening in the

57:25

world's first sperm race? And

57:27

what is Honey Boo Boo up to

57:29

these days? That's all coming up.

57:31

First in sports, if you follow football at

57:33

all, you've probably heard about Shaddur Sanders. He's

57:36

the son of Dion Sanders. He was

57:38

a college quarterback who was supposed to

57:40

be one of the top picks in

57:42

the NFL draft. But he didn't

57:44

go number one, or number two, or number

57:46

three. He was forced to

57:48

wait until the third day of the

57:50

draft when he was finally

57:52

selected by the Cleveland Browns

57:55

with the 144th pick. I

57:57

still can't figure out why

57:59

they even did it. Why

58:01

they took him? A second

58:03

quarterback. I don't know.

58:05

They took two quarterbacks in the one

58:07

draft. But they passed on him six

58:09

times before finally taking him. So did

58:11

everybody. But his shocking fall wasn't the

58:13

only mystery. On day two of the

58:15

draft on Friday, Shidora was still waiting

58:17

around with friends and family for a call when his

58:20

phone rang. and the person

58:22

on the other end said

58:24

they were the general manager

58:26

of the New Orleans Saints.

58:29

Here's how that went down. And

58:55

then they hung up and then

58:57

there was confusion and swear words He

58:59

was being filmed at the time.

59:01

He was confused everyone was with him

59:03

asking what happened. He said he

59:05

didn't know They eventually figured out

59:07

that someone was trolling him. The

59:10

thing is, it couldn't have been

59:12

a normal prank call because he got

59:14

his number specifically for the draft. So

59:17

no one other than the teams in

59:19

the NFL would have access to it. Well,

59:21

yesterday, the prank caller came forward.

59:24

Well, the whole prank call came

59:26

out. Yeah, that's the video, right?

59:28

Yeah. A 21 -year -old named Jack

59:30

Ulbrich, the son of

59:32

Atlanta Falcons defensive coordinator,

59:34

Jeff Ulbrich. Okay. Jack's

59:37

apologized in a social media post

59:39

saying, I'm so sorry I took away

59:41

from your moment. It was

59:43

selfish and childish. I could

59:45

never imagine getting ready to celebrate one of

59:47

the greatest moments of your life. And I

59:49

made a terrible mistake messing with that moment.

59:52

Thank you for accepting my call earlier today.

59:54

I hope you can find it in your

59:56

heart to forgive me. The

59:58

Falcons apologized to Shadr, but so

1:00:00

far no one from the Cleveland

1:00:02

Browns has apologized for drafting him

1:00:04

into the Cleveland Reds. Which is

1:00:06

really unfortunate. They've got five quarterbacks

1:00:09

right now. What a bad draft

1:00:11

for Oh my God. I

1:00:13

heard his interviews went badly.

1:00:15

Did you hear that? Sure. There's

1:00:18

a million reasons why you could

1:00:20

see. I still don't know

1:00:22

how someone drops that low other than

1:00:24

you just don't want to have to deal

1:00:26

with Deion Sanders. Deion

1:00:30

Sanders obviously became a

1:00:32

coach Then he got

1:00:34

hired in Colorado. His son

1:00:36

is the quarterback, you know, uh,

1:00:38

and there's a lot of talk

1:00:40

of like, okay, well, what if

1:00:42

this kid was just like, everything

1:00:44

was so set up perfect for

1:00:47

him to like look good. And

1:00:49

they were worried like he had

1:00:51

this great wide receiver and how

1:00:53

much of that is, you know,

1:00:55

what led to his success and,

1:00:57

uh, because that guy went number

1:00:59

two overall. Travis Hunter is like, the

1:01:01

bat, you know, so that was part

1:01:03

of it. But he had, I feel

1:01:06

bad because he had the whole room

1:01:08

set up, did you see? No, he

1:01:10

spent so much money making all that

1:01:12

happen. a little cocky. Well, he was

1:01:14

basically, listen, he was ranked by many

1:01:16

of the draft experts as like the

1:01:18

best quarterback. Well, Mel Kuiper was freaking

1:01:21

out, you know, and part of

1:01:23

it's because like your credibility is lost,

1:01:25

you're not right. But it's like,

1:01:27

what's staked you? Hey, he was

1:01:29

so mad that he wasn't picked.

1:01:31

It's disgusting. Yeah, there was a

1:01:33

lot of that but I but

1:01:35

I do think like, you know,

1:01:37

Dion came out and was like,

1:01:39

well, there are certain teams he

1:01:41

just won't play for that probably

1:01:43

hurt him a little bit but

1:01:45

what I was saying about the

1:01:48

coaching thing if you're an NFL

1:01:50

coach and you're you draft this

1:01:52

kid When if you don't start

1:01:54

winning right away, when does it

1:01:56

start? When do the voices start

1:01:58

where? Maybe we get coach prime.

1:02:00

Maybe we should get his dad

1:02:02

to coach. Maybe coach prime should

1:02:04

coach. If I was a coach,

1:02:06

I could see like, I don't

1:02:08

need some, I don't need rumors

1:02:10

and whispers. I'd rather

1:02:12

pass on that. I'd rather

1:02:14

not have a guy breathing down my

1:02:17

neck for a job. Here's my question.

1:02:19

So he's the son of the Falcons

1:02:21

defensive coordinator. Does the,

1:02:23

does he get in trouble? For

1:02:26

a letting his son access that information. I

1:02:28

don't know. I mean he said it was

1:02:31

on an open iPad I think this you

1:02:33

know, like he the Sun just flipped through

1:02:35

and got the number It's gonna be pretty

1:02:37

mad at us on huh? Oh, you'd be

1:02:39

disappointed. I'd be pretty

1:02:41

upset even if my

1:02:43

son just made a crank

1:02:45

call to anybody You're

1:02:47

doing a radio bit from

1:02:49

25 years It's still

1:02:51

being done by really bad

1:02:53

shows yep Are

1:02:55

you serious right now? I'd be so upset. Yeah.

1:03:00

They're gonna call a nut place. And

1:03:02

ask about their nuts. You

1:03:04

dumbass. Yeah, no. When

1:03:07

I saw the video of it happening, I

1:03:09

was like, wow, this

1:03:12

kid's effed. You know?

1:03:14

I just didn't know if it was real at first. You

1:03:17

know, it's like these guys just

1:03:19

making a video. Right. It matched

1:03:21

up the words. Everything was perfect.

1:03:23

He did a good impression, too.

1:03:25

Yeah. Yeah,

1:03:27

I know. I'd be so pissed at

1:03:29

my kid. Holy hell. I

1:03:32

just wonder if he was going to face

1:03:34

any disciplinary action for it, just allowing his

1:03:36

kid to access it. I

1:03:38

don't know. It's that big. Like, what are they going to do

1:03:40

to him? I know. Yeah. Because at

1:03:42

the end of the day, it's not really

1:03:44

his fault. He's just got a jackass of

1:03:47

a kid. That's it. He's got it behind.

1:03:49

You can't control your kid. Bill Belichick did

1:03:51

an interview with CBS Sunday Morning to hype

1:03:53

his new book, The Art of Winning. He

1:03:55

talked about his father's advice. He

1:03:57

talked about Tom Brady. A few

1:03:59

things he would not talk about

1:04:01

including... 24 -year -old girlfriend. She

1:04:04

was weirdly sitting there in the

1:04:06

background. I kept seeing pictures of that

1:04:08

on X. Yeah, I saw

1:04:10

that a couple times too. I didn't

1:04:12

know what was going on. It was like

1:04:14

she was his PR person or something.

1:04:16

I think she is kind of very odd,

1:04:18

but here's a little taste of it.

1:04:20

The other change for Belichick is 24 -year -old

1:04:22

Jordan Hudson, his creative muse

1:04:24

as he writes in his

1:04:26

book. Make sure that that's the...

1:04:29

Jordan was a constant presence

1:04:31

during our interview. You have Jordan

1:04:33

right over there. Everybody

1:04:35

in the world seems to be following this relationship.

1:04:37

They've got an opinion about your private life.

1:04:39

It's got nothing to do with them, but they're

1:04:41

invested in it. How do you

1:04:43

deal with that? I've never been

1:04:45

too worried about what everybody else thinks. Just try

1:04:47

to do what I feel like is best for

1:04:49

me and what's right. How did you guys meet?

1:04:52

I'm not talking about this. No?

1:04:55

No. It's a topic neither one

1:04:57

of them is comfortable commenting

1:04:59

on, though Hudson has recently posted

1:05:01

about it on Instagram. Different

1:05:19

sort of photos is another one where

1:05:21

you're doing. I know you're not into

1:05:23

meditation or yoga or Pilates You're balancing

1:05:25

Jordan on your feet. She's doing kind

1:05:27

of the Titanic pose. You really like

1:05:29

those photos, don't you? Yeah,

1:05:32

so I'm I'm on

1:05:34

some of those social

1:05:36

media platforms, but I

1:05:38

honestly don't follow him

1:05:40

What he does follow

1:05:42

isn't clicks or views

1:05:45

but touchdowns and above

1:05:47

all wins Doing

1:05:50

the interview circuit like yeah, he's

1:05:52

got to promote that book. I'm

1:05:54

sure that she's basically taking care

1:05:56

of him grandpa, you know Like

1:05:58

we're not talking about that are

1:06:00

we like we're not talking about

1:06:02

it. Yeah, it's wild What has

1:06:04

happened to that man? I just

1:06:06

you know if you get involved

1:06:08

with the right lady, they just

1:06:10

take over I mean that's the

1:06:12

way it is. He doesn't even

1:06:14

mention Robert Kraft once in the

1:06:16

book from what? I

1:06:18

read. Really? I

1:06:20

wonder... What happened there? Well,

1:06:23

that or just like, what

1:06:25

are you... What are you

1:06:27

saving by not, you

1:06:29

know? Maybe you're doing him a solid

1:06:32

by not mentioning him. You

1:06:35

know? Because you would not

1:06:37

have anything positive to say about it? Right, right. So

1:06:39

just don't say anything. I

1:06:41

guess. I never thought of it that

1:06:43

way, but... Because I have a whole thing

1:06:45

in my book about... he likes. Backdoor

1:06:51

rubs. Yeah, I know what he likes. Allegedly.

1:06:56

But yeah, I mean, the whole thing is

1:06:58

weird and it's like, I understand that

1:07:00

guy has to ask those questions. You

1:07:02

know, but it's just so awkward like clearly

1:07:04

they don't want to talk about so then

1:07:06

he's trying to come up with like Well,

1:07:08

what about it? What if I ask you

1:07:10

about a photo? I hate those like talentless

1:07:13

interviewers. Oh, man Yeah, it's just like the

1:07:15

same thing. It's the same person almost like

1:07:17

every one of them Yeah, I mean that

1:07:19

said as you said you can't do that

1:07:21

interview would not ask those questions That's

1:07:23

what people want to know about Bill Belichick

1:07:25

these days. He's clearly there to just

1:07:27

talk about his book. He's not going to give

1:07:29

him anything. It just puts you, you end

1:07:31

up in an you dating a

1:07:33

24 year old? I mean, that's what everybody

1:07:35

wants to know. What do you do? Like,

1:07:37

what do kids feel about it? a sweatshirt

1:07:39

that looks like a grenade went off by

1:07:41

it. I know. He sat down for an

1:07:43

interview with CBS. Is it just

1:07:46

like, I don't care? Is that

1:07:48

what he's trying to do? His

1:07:50

girlfriend probably trusts him, said that

1:07:52

was cool. think he's wearing... an

1:07:54

old that might be an old

1:07:56

actual jersey from from the 1920s

1:07:58

yeah it might be yeah I

1:08:00

don't know it's just it's a

1:08:02

weird thing I mean it's like

1:08:04

why does a guy get a

1:08:07

24 year old well it's a

1:08:09

sexual thing right I mean like

1:08:11

that's that's why I'm it doesn't

1:08:13

have like doesn't take up is

1:08:15

it creepy yeah of course it

1:08:17

is super creepy you know I

1:08:20

mean, it's not hard to figure it

1:08:22

out. That's why everyone's fascinated him. Right. But

1:08:24

I'm just saying, you can't sit down

1:08:26

to promote your book and expect no one

1:08:28

to ask you about that. you would

1:08:30

have told him to f off, Dave, if

1:08:32

you were interviewing him. Well, yeah. you

1:08:34

imagine you would have been done. You'd have

1:08:36

ended up the interview. Well, I guess

1:08:38

that's where I think that it's kind of

1:08:40

silly. Because to me, Dave would know

1:08:42

the only reason I'm here is because I'm

1:08:44

asking you about her. When she says

1:08:46

we're not talking about that, Dave would say,

1:08:48

all right, then we've got nothing to

1:08:50

talk about. I don't need to talk about

1:08:53

your book. There's nothing to talk about

1:08:55

then. We're doing you a service by helping

1:08:57

you promote your book. Right. You've got

1:08:59

to give me something in return. Exactly. So

1:09:01

then you would have just been, it's

1:09:03

done. Shut it down. And we'll never, we

1:09:05

attempted to talk to him. He wouldn't

1:09:07

talk about stuff. So we didn't do the

1:09:09

interview. This guy has to still show

1:09:11

up. With something right? He's like

1:09:13

I did a sit -down with him. So

1:09:15

I tried six different times and it just

1:09:17

makes me As the guy asking the

1:09:19

questions look like a weirdo. To me, that's

1:09:21

amazing. But just ask about the book,

1:09:23

I guess. Well, and that's the whole thing.

1:09:25

I mean, that's what you would do.

1:09:27

But none of the book stuff really made

1:09:29

it into this. Did not make the

1:09:31

clip. You know, it's just like... There was

1:09:33

a time you were, I noticed some

1:09:36

photos of her on your feet when you

1:09:38

were on the beach. It's like, oh

1:09:40

my god. You're making yourself

1:09:42

look weird, man. Those are off -putting.

1:09:44

But like, I just thought, those

1:09:46

gotcha interviewer kind of people. He's

1:09:49

there to talk about his book. I don't

1:09:51

think you're gonna get anything from no They're

1:09:53

just you know, we all know we understand

1:09:55

how the industry works. It's like, you know,

1:09:57

you have to Ask the only reason he's

1:09:59

been in the news lately is because of

1:10:02

his relationship not for anything right once he

1:10:04

made the switch to college football That was

1:10:06

a one and done right? Yeah Yeah outside

1:10:08

of that. He's making headlines for other reasons

1:10:10

a lot of people thought this was a

1:10:12

joke when we talked about it a couple

1:10:14

of weeks ago the world's first sperm race

1:10:17

Yeah. Jason was all in. I know

1:10:19

he was. I forgot all about it.

1:10:21

Oh, yeah, didn't realize it happened. Well,

1:10:23

after it happens, people are still wondering

1:10:25

if it was all a joke. This

1:10:27

went down in Los Angeles Friday night.

1:10:29

A student from USC going up against

1:10:31

a guy from UCLA, one of

1:10:33

the guys involved was a listener's

1:10:35

friend named Asher. Three, two, one,

1:10:37

masturbate! Quick!

1:10:40

They did three heats. I bet. I

1:10:42

don't like that they're called heats. Yeah,

1:10:44

it's not great, but they were tied

1:10:46

after two. Oh, wow. And then there

1:10:49

was the rubber match or the rub

1:10:51

him. Yeah. The whole

1:10:53

thing was live streamed

1:10:55

on YouTube. You

1:10:57

could even place bets on

1:10:59

polymarket.com. People wagered a

1:11:01

combined three hundred twenty nine

1:11:03

thousand dollars. I mean,

1:11:05

that's wild. I mean, it really

1:11:07

is wild. How are their ties? Like,

1:11:10

so this. I gotta see it, I guess.

1:11:12

Oh, no, I've got some ties for you.

1:11:14

One guy won the first one. Oh, okay.

1:11:16

One guy won the second one. Now

1:11:18

it's best of the series is tied, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm

1:11:20

like, man, it's Berm Goddard the same time. No, no, no, no,

1:11:22

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1:11:24

no, no, no, no, no, no, no This

1:11:44

is not real is it? This

1:11:58

is not real! That's

1:12:02

what a lot of people were

1:12:04

saying the footage they showed left some

1:12:06

people thinking the whole thing was

1:12:08

staged It showed each guy swimmers racing

1:12:10

across a two millimeter wide track,

1:12:12

but it kind of seemed like CGI

1:12:14

and Plus they don't usually all

1:12:16

swim in one direction like that just

1:12:18

say they just go it's every

1:12:20

which way but loose you know like

1:12:22

a million of them swim the

1:12:24

wrong way I

1:12:30

mean, come on, give us something real. You

1:12:33

got two men masturbating and

1:12:35

then this. I expected integrity

1:12:37

with this sperm. Yeah, me

1:12:39

too. Well, for money, for

1:12:41

money. It's not the first

1:12:43

time sperm has let Chuck down, unfortunately. Now,

1:12:46

they claim the results are fully

1:12:48

legit, but even they seem to

1:12:51

suggest the footage may not be

1:12:53

the real deal. After the race,

1:12:55

they said comparisons between 3D and

1:12:57

raw footage. would be

1:12:59

published to verify the results. Last

1:13:02

we checked, they still had not published

1:13:04

that. If it was real, some people

1:13:06

found it pretty entertaining, but if it

1:13:08

was just a fake race based on

1:13:10

motility stats or something, not nearly as

1:13:12

fun. Have you ever seen real

1:13:14

sperm swim? It's not

1:13:16

a fast -moving thing. They're

1:13:18

just jiggling around. They're trying

1:13:21

to figure out one gets lucky. The

1:13:39

loser gets covered

1:13:42

in a sperm -like

1:13:44

substance in their capsule.

1:13:46

So that's the winner. He's not

1:13:48

spermed. The loser is sperm.

1:13:51

All they loved having sperm all

1:13:53

over him. Yeah, so many

1:13:55

people love to see him covered in sperm. It's

1:13:57

real end of time stuff happening. Yeah, I know. That's

1:14:00

a real deal. The

1:14:02

guys behind sperm racing dot com claim

1:14:04

they're trying to make it a

1:14:07

real sport that turns fertility into a

1:14:09

competition and they really went for

1:14:11

it. There was press conferences, an undercard,

1:14:13

a half time show by rapper

1:14:15

Ty Dolla Sign. Can you even imagine

1:14:17

a real sport where the losers

1:14:19

get covered in sperm? Don't

1:14:21

know no, I don't think you

1:14:24

can I don't think you can

1:14:26

say we're trying to make something

1:14:28

a real sport and then cover

1:14:30

someone in simulated sperm This is

1:14:32

last name milked. Hmm. What's her

1:14:34

what Tristan milked? Milker is that

1:14:36

like his name? Yeah, milker.

1:14:38

It's right on the board. That's it's

1:14:40

gotta be less in an asher But I

1:14:43

don't know what it does say milker.

1:14:45

That's like his fighting name. Yeah the milker

1:14:48

I bet it just speaks like even

1:14:50

less credibility that you're like the

1:14:52

whole thing is Yeah, the whole thing

1:14:54

is I can't believe you could

1:14:56

bet on it. I bet that's what's

1:14:58

amazing. I mean a lawsuit with

1:15:00

the gambling commission or whatever like I

1:15:02

don't know how they were like

1:15:04

Okay, well, it's just some one of

1:15:06

these sites that just starts their

1:15:08

own right, you know There's some of

1:15:10

these things don't have a lot

1:15:13

of rules. You know, yeah, I thought

1:15:15

you'd see a vial Their

1:15:17

substance yeah, no they'd pour it in yeah,

1:15:19

and they'd be like going to an egg

1:15:21

or something like right, but I think they

1:15:23

don't even know where the finish line It

1:15:25

doesn't make sense. Whatever you're attracted to the

1:15:27

egg Yeah, you know microscope of sperm like

1:15:29

they're not like that at all not even

1:15:31

close like what the hell that's what's really

1:15:33

let me down I can't what have you

1:15:36

lost your ass on it? I

1:15:40

mean, yeah, I mean, you

1:15:42

don't make great choices in

1:15:44

life, right? When you've put

1:15:46

all your money into this

1:15:48

race, but at the same

1:15:50

time, I just can't believe

1:15:52

that you're allowed to bet

1:15:54

on this. His name is

1:15:56

Tristan Michael, but does he

1:15:58

go by Tristan Milker? I

1:16:00

don't know. I just saw

1:16:02

milked and I thought it

1:16:04

was on the head. Because

1:16:07

it's hard to say they're not masturbating

1:16:09

when you have milked right on the -

1:16:11

Because there are ways, like, people - Do

1:16:13

people bet on the WWE? You

1:16:16

can bet on anything. Right. So

1:16:18

I mean, I guess, like, that's

1:16:20

all - Make -believe and predetermined. No.

1:16:24

No, you can bet on anything. Like,

1:16:27

they have some of these apps, you

1:16:29

can bet on, like, what book is

1:16:31

gonna be sold the most today. like

1:16:33

what's the highest selling thing on Amazon

1:16:35

like stock price like you can bet

1:16:37

on anything wow it's really really weird

1:16:39

yeah i gotta go make some bets

1:16:41

yeah so crazy so they also added

1:16:43

a page to their website teasing a

1:16:46

new product called sperm racing tryouts Oh,

1:16:49

here we go. So now it's just going

1:16:51

to be a bunch of dudes masturbating. No,

1:16:53

it says you'll be able to buy a

1:16:55

kit to test your swimmers and see where

1:16:57

they rank on the leaderboard. So you're going

1:16:59

to send me your vials of sperm and

1:17:01

I'm just going to drink them? Oh, Chuck.

1:17:03

Well, what? Like, what is happening in reality

1:17:05

here? Like, what is happening?

1:17:07

You're going to convince dudes to

1:17:09

send their sperm to some weirdo?

1:17:12

Bizarre times. Yeah,

1:17:16

but that footage is I mean,

1:17:18

it's just so it's so insane

1:17:20

man not legit Like I said,

1:17:22

I can't believe like cuz get

1:17:24

with gambling like there's like a

1:17:26

like a government agency that oversees

1:17:29

it Yeah, what the hell? Yeah,

1:17:31

imagine like horse racing and then

1:17:33

it just looked Yeah, they were

1:17:35

all cartoon horses. It was just

1:17:37

crazy CGI, you know, they're like

1:17:39

trust me these horses actually ran

1:17:42

But I mean, it's like, if

1:17:44

you bet on it, then I

1:17:46

don't feel bad for you. No,

1:17:49

I don't either. You bet on a sperm race. And

1:17:51

you lost your shirt too bad. And

1:17:54

I mean, I guess

1:17:56

also tried blackjack, but I

1:17:58

guess good for these

1:18:00

guys because they were able

1:18:03

to pull it off. There

1:18:06

should be like millions of them.

1:18:08

Oh, yeah, no, you can't even

1:18:10

pick out. There's people look. Oh

1:18:12

my god. They really cover you.

1:18:14

Okay, see if you don't think

1:18:16

that this is some kind of

1:18:18

weird Think that this is some

1:18:20

kind of weird Thing it is

1:18:22

that guy was a matter of

1:18:24

time before it's like a gay

1:18:27

porn. Yes, that was right there

1:18:29

That basically was that was really

1:18:31

that was that asher guy, right?

1:18:33

I think so. Yeah, he was

1:18:35

the guy. So he quit that

1:18:37

job just to be drowned and

1:18:39

sperm. Yeah. And probably for the

1:18:41

third or fourth time. And the

1:18:43

winner gets a giant golden sperm.

1:18:46

Wow. And proudly display. That's

1:18:49

pretty neat. The home sperm testing kit, even

1:18:51

they even send you a little microscope. Yeah,

1:18:55

I mean, I don't know. As long as I

1:18:57

don't have to send it into some guy. Wild

1:19:01

times. Don't

1:19:03

even know like honestly, I don't

1:19:05

even know You know how you can

1:19:07

like take some of your blood

1:19:09

and put it under like a microscope

1:19:11

that you could just like buy

1:19:13

yeah is sperm so small that You

1:19:15

can't even see it on like

1:19:17

one of those microscopes. Do you need

1:19:19

like us a more powerful? Maybe

1:19:22

I'm asking the wrong. I think you

1:19:24

do I think you do like

1:19:26

a real a real science you want,

1:19:28

right? Yeah, like I would, I

1:19:30

would assume that you just, you can't

1:19:32

even see it. I

1:19:34

don't know. Yeah. They say what's next. They're

1:19:37

building a real sport, a real league, a

1:19:39

real path, the greatness. So the tryouts you

1:19:41

can train from anywhere, compete with the best.

1:19:44

They're using greatness all over the place.

1:19:47

The sperm analysis kit lets you

1:19:49

measure everything that matters. Concentration,

1:19:51

motility, progressive motility, sperm concentration, progressive

1:19:53

motile sperm concentration. And yes,

1:19:55

you'll see your racers live in

1:19:58

action. So when you're ready,

1:20:00

you'll be placed into the sperm racing amateur

1:20:02

leaderboards where they scout the next generation

1:20:04

of professional athletes where legends are born. They're

1:20:06

just going to gather sperm stats on

1:20:08

men. Yeah, who knows what

1:20:10

that's probably what it is. It's just all

1:20:12

like the big fertility stuff. Yeah, whatever they're

1:20:14

doing. I don't know what they're doing. It'd

1:20:20

be wild if you like didn't want

1:20:22

your sperm results to be leaked. But we

1:20:24

found out like, oh my God, is

1:20:26

your Dave actually? Sent his sperm

1:20:28

in, like they released all the names of

1:20:30

everyone who sent their sperm in. See how

1:20:32

they're still doing it. embarrassing. They

1:20:34

were great. I'm not sure how they're

1:20:36

still holding yeah, mine are basically asleep. Not

1:20:38

against an 18 year old. Yeah, they're

1:20:40

like the younger ones. Yeah, exactly. I got

1:20:42

like three sperm and they're all like

1:20:45

they just got out of a rave. They're

1:20:48

just like hanging out in the corner. Oh

1:20:50

god. We're tired over

1:20:52

here. And the latest pairing of

1:20:54

football and schmaltzy romance is

1:20:56

ready for help. Hallmark Channel is

1:20:58

teaming up with the Buffalo

1:21:00

Bills for a new holiday movie

1:21:02

titled Holiday Touchdown, a Bill's

1:21:05

Love Story. Oh wow. The film

1:21:07

will be shot entirely. in

1:21:09

the armpit of the USA called

1:21:11

Buffalo, New York, including scenes at

1:21:13

Highmark Stadium. Production is scheduled to

1:21:15

begin later this year. Casting calls

1:21:17

have been posted on a Buffalo

1:21:19

casting website. They're looking for

1:21:21

nurses, construction workers, stadium security

1:21:23

guards. So this is just

1:21:25

the easy, let's write the movie. It's

1:21:28

a snowstorm, right? They get trapped

1:21:30

in something, two people, they hate each

1:21:32

did this last year with the

1:21:34

Chiefs, right? Did they do a Hallmark

1:21:36

movie? Yeah, they did. Hallmark

1:21:38

movie. Yeah. So now they're just

1:21:40

every year they'll pick a new...

1:21:42

Yeah. Team

1:21:45

to... It's all in super lame. I'm

1:21:47

sure the NFL's getting a nice cut.

1:21:49

I'm sure they are. That's

1:21:52

why they said yes to it. Alright,

1:21:54

moving on now to celebrity dirt and

1:21:56

we told you about the shooting of

1:21:59

the basest of Weezer's wife about a

1:22:01

week and a half ago and now

1:22:03

California police have released footage of that

1:22:05

incident shedding a little more light into

1:22:07

it. Here's that story from NBC. The

1:22:26

confrontation unfolded last month

1:22:29

in her Los Angeles backyard,

1:22:31

as officers were in

1:22:33

the neighborhood searching for suspects

1:22:35

involved in an unrelated

1:22:37

hit and run on a

1:22:39

nearby freeway. One of

1:22:41

those suspects seen here running

1:22:43

through backyards. Look as

1:22:45

surveillance video released by LAPD

1:22:47

captures Shreiner walking in

1:22:49

her backyard a gun in

1:22:51

her right hand For

1:22:53

several minutes officers yell from

1:22:55

behind a fence Repeating

1:22:58

commands to drop the weapon

1:23:00

Instead in this video

1:23:02

zoomed in and annotated by

1:23:04

police they say she

1:23:06

racked the gun pointed at

1:23:08

them and fired Police

1:23:13

fire several rounds hitting Schreiner who

1:23:15

appears to calmly walk away from

1:23:17

the officers. Police say this 911

1:23:19

call was placed after the shooting.

1:23:24

Police have not identified

1:23:26

the two people speaking

1:23:28

to the dispatcher. Police

1:23:38

say Shrider surrendered to officers an

1:23:40

hour later. She's seen in this body

1:23:42

camera footage lying face down in

1:23:44

the middle of the street. Arms stretched

1:23:46

out wide. She's injured. But alive.

1:23:49

She shot on her on the car.

1:23:51

Do you want a cover? Officers

1:23:53

approach in handcuff her. Two

1:23:55

officers fired those rounds, hitting Schreiner

1:23:57

in the shoulder, police say. No

1:24:00

one else was hurt. The 51

1:24:02

-year -old was treated at a hospital

1:24:04

and booked on suspicion of attempted

1:24:06

murder of an officer. I mean,

1:24:08

that's so bad. And I don't

1:24:10

understand the situation at all. I

1:24:13

think it just like why was

1:24:15

she doing why was she out her

1:24:17

mind? think you can see that

1:24:19

it's almost like she's not there when

1:24:21

she's walking back. Yeah, so it's

1:24:23

just like a you're just unstable or

1:24:25

something was going on and she

1:24:27

didn't even react didn't even react mental

1:24:29

break yeah painkillers are like what's

1:24:31

like something else I think even I

1:24:33

think a total She's lucky to

1:24:35

be alive mental breakdown. Oh, yeah

1:24:37

after all those shots you heard I

1:24:39

can't believe she's I mean all those cops

1:24:42

need to go back to the firing

1:24:44

range. Unless they were intentionally trying not her,

1:24:46

right? They probably weren't trying to kill her.

1:24:48

think the guys want to cop. When you

1:24:50

shoot at a cop, they're they're intentionally trying

1:24:53

to kill you. There's no there's

1:24:55

no like, oh, I'm going to wound you

1:24:57

in the leg. Like if you put your

1:24:59

gun up and shoot at a cop, they're

1:25:01

going to shoot you dead. I

1:25:03

mean, like I don't think that I think they just

1:25:05

missed. I think they just missed. She's getting some help.

1:25:07

I mean, her husband went on to play Coachella

1:25:10

that weekend and oh they got

1:25:12

stuff to do. Yeah, that's a

1:25:14

weird day at work. Yeah, oh

1:25:16

man Super is Honey boo boo.

1:25:19

We haven't talked about her in

1:25:21

a while. She kind of fell

1:25:23

off the radar her and Mama

1:25:25

June. Oh my god Yeah, but

1:25:27

she's coming back. She sold the

1:25:30

rights to her life For an

1:25:32

all -new lifetime movie. Okay. I

1:25:34

was honey boo boo Which premieres

1:25:36

in a couple of weeks? Could

1:25:39

be quite a watch. Here's a little taste

1:25:41

of it. Pretty like about pageants. With

1:25:45

that one line, I became America's

1:25:47

favorite redneck little girl. I'm Alana

1:25:49

Thompson. You may know me as

1:25:51

Honey Boo Boo. better

1:25:55

remember to show the belly, okay?

1:25:57

Mama, chill. I don't need no more

1:25:59

practice. This is terrible, I know. It's

1:26:02

a lifetime movie, John. They gotta

1:26:04

be better than this. Mama,

1:26:07

they're following me everywhere. You'll

1:26:09

get used to it. Now

1:26:12

that we got Mama's little main maker,

1:26:14

we have to be rolling in it. You'll

1:26:18

spend all the Honey Boo Boo

1:26:20

money, ten thousand an episode, just gone.

1:26:22

Think mama's mad at me? This

1:26:24

is not your fault. It

1:26:26

was always the same thing. I

1:26:29

wanted mama, but her love

1:26:31

was only transactional. For the first

1:26:33

time... I feel free. I

1:26:35

was Honey Boo Boo. Premier Saturday

1:26:37

May 17th at 8. Only

1:26:39

on Lifetime. I'd rather kill myself

1:26:41

three times in a row.

1:26:43

It's the most insane thing I've

1:26:45

ever seen. They

1:26:47

picked a really unfortunate looking actress

1:26:50

to play Mama June. Yeah, they

1:26:52

did. And she still looked a

1:26:54

million times better than Mama June.

1:26:56

I agree. They didn't get anywhere

1:26:58

near Mama June. No. They

1:27:00

got Honey Boo Boo. I

1:27:03

don't like it. No, it's pretty

1:27:05

bad. Lifetime's weird, right? Yeah, I how

1:27:08

they it. I'd

1:27:10

want to kill myself, and then I'd

1:27:12

want you guys to resuscitate me so

1:27:14

that I could kill myself again, and

1:27:16

then bring me back once more, and

1:27:18

then I'll finally kill myself this time,

1:27:20

let it kick in, and just then

1:27:22

watch that. Okay. Multiple brinks of death?

1:27:24

Yeah. Each

1:27:27

time I kill myself in a different way. And

1:27:29

then we bring it back. I'm like, oh my

1:27:31

God, I'm back. Oh, no, let me do it

1:27:33

again. Do it again. Bring

1:27:35

me the gear. Amazing. Lifetime must

1:27:37

have been the only one that wanted it,

1:27:40

right? Yeah. And I'm sure they don't Oh,

1:27:42

no, no, no. I mean, enough to pay

1:27:44

the bills for a couple months, you know,

1:27:46

like to make the house payment for a

1:27:48

few months. You'd be

1:27:50

really upset if you found out

1:27:52

that was a lot if they gave

1:27:54

her a lot. Right? It's lifetime. Yeah,

1:27:57

there's no way. It's lifetime. How

1:27:59

much money they got? How

1:28:01

much realistically do you think

1:28:03

they gave her? 300 ,000.

1:28:05

Okay, so 300 ,000. Maybe if she's

1:28:07

lucky. Right, so like to me,

1:28:09

300 ,000, that's probably way more than

1:28:12

I would have ever given. But for

1:28:14

like a Hollywood movie? Oh

1:28:16

no, I know. Normally people make a lot more,

1:28:18

of course. I thought that Mama June was

1:28:20

going to be a special effect or something. No,

1:28:24

they found, they found, not

1:28:26

even really close all. No, not

1:28:28

close at all. You gotta

1:28:30

put, you gotta put bugs in

1:28:32

that lady's toe. I mean,

1:28:34

I feel bad for the woman

1:28:36

that played her. Because oh,

1:28:38

she's probably and what else what

1:28:40

are the rules? And you're

1:28:42

like, I'm sorry. Well, like her

1:28:44

big get you call her

1:28:46

and you're like, I'm sorry, but

1:28:48

you got the role Yeah

1:28:50

Someone called me up and they're

1:28:52

like listen we think you'd

1:28:54

be perfect to play job of

1:28:56

the hut The human version

1:28:58

of you're right It's gotta be

1:29:00

conflicting. You got the role,

1:29:02

but you got the role. Yeah.

1:29:06

Andy, you got the role as a pile of crap. Congratulations,

1:29:11

Sorda. First acting role.

1:29:13

Yeah. It's big. And

1:29:16

finally, in music news, the Rock and Roll

1:29:18

Hall of Fame class of 2025 was announced

1:29:20

on American Idol last night. I guess that's

1:29:22

how they do it now. 13

1:29:24

inductees. In the

1:29:26

performers category, we have Bad Company, Chubby

1:29:29

Checker, Joe Cocker, Cindy

1:29:32

Lauper, Outcast, Soundgarden,

1:29:36

and The White Stripes. So

1:29:38

a couple of good picks

1:29:40

there for sure. Salton Peppa

1:29:42

will be inducted into the

1:29:44

Musical Influence category with Warren

1:29:47

Zevon. Three more are

1:29:49

being recognized in the Music

1:29:51

Excellence category. Funny

1:29:53

the fan vote got snubbed. We told

1:29:56

you that fish last week won the

1:29:58

fan vote with 330 ,000 votes right

1:30:00

bad company came in second Billy Idol

1:30:02

third Despite the love from the fans

1:30:04

fish and Billy Idol did not get

1:30:06

in bad companies got a lot of

1:30:08

hits. Oh, yeah Yeah, a lot of

1:30:10

songs Joe Cocker you ever see the

1:30:13

John Belushi impression of him? Oh,

1:30:15

yeah, I've seen it. It's great. Yeah, he does

1:30:17

a great job. He does a really great job.

1:30:19

That guy was so odd on stage. Yeah,

1:30:21

Joe Cocker, the whole thing never made any sense

1:30:23

to me. No, he

1:30:25

just had a very unique voice

1:30:27

and that one song that... And

1:30:30

I think he just let his body do

1:30:32

whatever it was going to do, you know? Well,

1:30:34

it looked like he was being, like, electrocuted.

1:30:36

Yeah, I know. That generally doesn't translate

1:30:38

into great musical sounds. I think it was drugs

1:30:40

and alcohol, though, that made him do that.

1:30:42

Oh, really? Yeah, like, do you think he didn't

1:30:45

sound like that or act like that before?

1:30:47

No, I think that he was just so smashed,

1:30:49

and when he sang, he was still good,

1:30:51

but, like, he was so smashed, his body just

1:30:53

did whatever it is. Wild.

1:30:56

Crazy wild stuff. This is just the second

1:30:58

time that the winner of the fan

1:31:00

vote didn't make it in to the Rock

1:31:02

and Roll Hall of Fame Previously it

1:31:04

was the Dave Matthews band in 2020 But

1:31:06

they finally got in last year the

1:31:08

ceremony is going to take place in November

1:31:10

in Los Angeles It will stream live

1:31:13

on Disney Plus and then it'll be available

1:31:15

on Hulu the next day. What's the

1:31:17

last one they're gonna do? They're just gonna

1:31:19

be like and Devo Yeah, I don't

1:31:21

know. I mean, Devo might be in. Is

1:31:23

Devo already in? Yeah, they're

1:31:25

probably already in. I

1:31:27

think that's why they hold off on

1:31:29

people because... Well, that's why I wonder

1:31:31

about fish. No, they're not in, so

1:31:33

they still have a chance. Okay, but

1:31:35

like to me though, it's like... So

1:31:38

now they know there's like 300 ,000

1:31:40

people that want fish in, right? So

1:31:42

you say no this time. Because you

1:31:44

have enough. Right. And then you push

1:31:46

it off, kind of like what they

1:31:48

did with Dave Matthews band. Right. And

1:31:50

then you would least make sure that

1:31:52

300 ,000 people are happy with the next

1:31:54

Very similar. They both have that rabid

1:31:56

fan base, right? You know, the

1:31:58

fish and Dave Matthews band? Much more than

1:32:01

Dave Matthews. Of course. Yes, of course. Of

1:32:03

course. But what I'm saying is like

1:32:05

they're just gonna, they're gonna guarantee at

1:32:07

least a bunch of views now. They're

1:32:10

just gonna run out eventually. And nobody

1:32:12

watches it anymore. No. That's so weird.

1:32:15

Yeah, basically if you don't if you

1:32:17

don't play that their game either then

1:32:19

you'll never get another thing. It's a

1:32:21

weird industry Like who knows you know,

1:32:23

I don't think it means as much

1:32:25

as it used to right like once

1:32:27

they got rushed in there I think

1:32:29

it was like that was it like

1:32:31

because they snubbed rush for like rush

1:32:33

forever ever like ever and like those

1:32:36

guys are brilliant Yeah, and crazy. Yeah

1:32:39

So again, it's gonna air in November if

1:32:41

you want to see it. We'll take

1:32:43

a break and when we come back in

1:32:45

just a moment What insane thing did

1:32:47

a lady do on board a Southwest Airlines

1:32:49

plane? Would you use an uber type

1:32:51

app to let strangers do your laundry? And

1:32:53

ladies, what's the new solution for your

1:32:55

saggy knockers? Wow, we'll get to that what's

1:32:57

up with the Asians and much more

1:32:59

as we return right after this Dave and

1:33:01

Chuck the Freak will be right back

1:33:04

Dave and Chuck the Freak Dave

1:33:10

and Chuck the Freak,

1:33:12

text us for 6969.

1:33:22

Coming up here on this Monday edition of

1:33:24

Dave and Chuck the Freak, what nasty

1:33:26

thing did a lady get up to on

1:33:28

board a Southwest Airlines flight? Would

1:33:30

you use an Uber type app

1:33:32

to let strangers do your laundry? Ladies,

1:33:35

what's the new solution for your saggy

1:33:37

titties? And what insane thing did a

1:33:39

Chinese man do after getting into a

1:33:41

heated argument with his girlfriend? That is

1:33:43

all coming up, but we'll start first

1:33:45

with this. Get off the street! All

1:33:48

people are driving! Run!

1:33:51

Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!

1:33:53

Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!

1:33:57

Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!

1:34:00

Run! Run!

1:34:02

Run! Run!

1:34:07

This is another gray on gray

1:34:09

crime. Oh I just ran over

1:34:11

my best friend. Yeah, what happened?

1:34:14

Crushed her head. Wait till you

1:34:16

see her mug shot. Oh man.

1:34:18

At davinchuckthefreak.com I will show you

1:34:20

in a minute. But this 88

1:34:22

year old woman is accused of

1:34:24

fleeing the scene. I'm out of

1:34:27

here. After plowing her SUV into

1:34:29

the mobility scooter. Yeah. Of

1:34:31

a 77 year old victim. Out

1:34:33

of my way. Airbags deployed. who

1:34:36

was thrown from the scooter

1:34:38

and hospitalized for her injury. So

1:34:40

thankfully she is gonna make

1:34:42

it. She is gonna make it.

1:34:44

She's gonna make it. Are

1:34:46

we sure on that? Yes. Got

1:34:48

a metal hip, got metal

1:34:50

legs. I'm basically Robocop. Have you

1:34:52

ever seen a Terminator? It's

1:34:55

my body now. Investigators

1:34:57

say Carolyn Segrist. was driving in

1:34:59

the parking lot of a Sam's Club

1:35:02

in Clearwater. Oh, that's just so

1:35:04

dangerous. It's about 8 .30 in the

1:35:06

morning the other day. I think I'm

1:35:08

gonna go real fast when the

1:35:10

crash occurred. Seagress

1:35:12

Copstarch struck Laverne Hampton's Mobility

1:35:14

Scooter. Laverne. What was the other

1:35:17

lady's name? The first one?

1:35:19

Carolyn Seagress. That's old lady names.

1:35:21

Yeah. Carolyn Laverne. Carolyn. She

1:35:23

hit her with the front of

1:35:25

her Buick Envision. Imagine my

1:35:27

Buick Mary down on me. The

1:35:29

Envision is there. Yeah, it

1:35:31

is. It's got to be. I

1:35:34

felt safe in it. Laverne

1:35:36

was tossed from the scooter. By

1:35:38

a bitch. And

1:35:40

hospitalized for her injuries. I didn't

1:35:42

see her. I tasted the wind.

1:35:46

I flew like

1:35:48

an airplane. Carolyn

1:35:50

did not stop. at the scene

1:35:52

of the crash to render aid.

1:35:54

She didn't know. Or exchange information. I

1:35:57

bet she didn't know. Bitch left

1:35:59

me for dead. Yes, she

1:36:01

did. She totally left her

1:36:03

for dead. I didn't even know you

1:36:05

died. Four hours

1:36:07

after the incident, the

1:36:10

cops caught up with the old

1:36:12

broad and charged her for leaving the

1:36:14

scene of a crash involving serious

1:36:16

injury, a felony. I

1:36:18

bet she thought she just Bumped

1:36:21

a cart or something. They never

1:36:23

know. They never know. You don't

1:36:25

know. I think that, you know, like

1:36:27

towards the end of my grandma's life, she

1:36:29

probably hit like five or six people.

1:36:31

Oh my God. They don't know. They don't

1:36:33

know. We're all going

1:36:35

to hit people. We don't know. Carolyn

1:36:38

was booked into the county jail.

1:36:40

She is scheduled for an initial court

1:36:42

appearance soon. She lives only about

1:36:44

four miles from Sam's Club in a

1:36:46

condominium. Crazy

1:36:48

thing is What happened

1:36:50

a couple years ago? She pleaded

1:36:52

guilty to careless driving that resulted

1:36:54

in a crash. So

1:36:56

the writing's been on the wall for that.

1:36:59

Just $160 fine.

1:37:02

So that's it. That's what she was.

1:37:04

fixed income. Yeah. When she was 86, she

1:37:07

did something that got her charge and

1:37:09

they still were like, keep on driving.

1:37:11

They did. Keep on driving. Is

1:37:13

it just the love we have for our grandparents? I

1:37:16

think it's like our own There's

1:37:18

something about the old one day. Yeah,

1:37:20

I think that's what it is like

1:37:23

that. We're like well God I'd hate

1:37:25

to have my stuff taken away I

1:37:27

think it's a bit of both you

1:37:29

worry about yourself, and you do have

1:37:31

sympathy like it's like your grandma or

1:37:33

grandma or something Yeah, it's hard to

1:37:35

be mad at like it is hard

1:37:38

like but you can't just let them

1:37:40

No ladies in the parking lot of

1:37:42

a Sam's Club. It's tough to be

1:37:44

mad until you see old Laverne Whose

1:37:47

head was probably twisted around the

1:37:49

back back of her body like

1:37:51

oh she'll live It's like oh

1:37:53

my bones feel like a bread

1:37:55

tie That's because you spot on

1:37:57

the ground for a bit I

1:37:59

wonder if it was her own mobility scooter, or

1:38:01

like the ones they give you. Oh, a club?

1:38:04

Oh, wow. Yeah, might be the club one. That

1:38:06

might have been the only thing that saved her

1:38:08

life, right? Because those things are like... They got

1:38:10

a cart. They got a big shopping cart. the

1:38:12

one brand of those still the most popular? You

1:38:14

remember they used to be by the Grand Canyon?

1:38:16

Hub around. around. Oh, yeah. Those

1:38:19

things didn't look like they could

1:38:21

sustain a Buick and Vision in Panda.

1:38:23

No. But the grocery store ones,

1:38:25

maybe. Maybe. You

1:38:27

have to go to davinchuckthefreak.com to see this

1:38:29

old broad's mug shot because I don't know

1:38:31

what hard time she may be falling on

1:38:33

and still get her hair done. Oh, okay.

1:38:35

She still goes for a set or whatever

1:38:38

you call it. What do you ladies call

1:38:40

it? A set in curl? I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. Low out.

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Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what

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the old lady hairstyles are, but Carolyn's

1:38:48

mug shot, the 88 year old busted for

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the scooter crash up at davinchuckthefreak.com. bet

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