Monday, April 7th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Monday, April 7th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

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0:04

Dave

0:06

and

0:09

Chuck

0:11

the

0:13

freak.

0:16

And

0:18

Dave

0:20

and

0:23

Chuck

0:25

are

0:27

next.

0:31

That's terrible. That's terrible. What's going

0:33

on? You ever been vacuum shopping?

0:35

It's crazy. No, I go on

0:37

Amazon. I just buy it there. You

0:39

can get a vacuum for $85,000. Yeah, don't

0:42

buy that one. That's true. You know you're

0:44

getting old when you ask someone's something other

0:46

efforts and they're like, buy a new vacuum.

0:48

Yeah, that was crazy. It was crazy. It

0:50

was like, this one's not available in the

0:52

store. Oh, so that leads like a vacuum

0:54

right away. You couldn't Amazon? Well, I had

0:56

bought a I had bought a less powerful

0:59

vacuum. Okay. Oh, yeah, right. And so I

1:01

needed, I was cleaning up more power. I

1:03

was cleaning a cat's room. Oh, yeah. No,

1:05

I believe me, I get that. So I had to,

1:07

I had to get more power. Need a power. Yeah, what

1:09

you got what you wanted? Yeah, it's pretty,

1:11

pretty, pretty solid. At first it

1:13

was a confusing. It was a

1:15

confusing thing. It was a confusing

1:17

thing. It was a confusing thing.

1:19

It was a confusing thing. It

1:21

was a confusing thing. Like the

1:24

attachments didn't well, there's like a

1:26

whole, it was nuts. I don't

1:28

have a lot of vacuum experience.

1:31

That's shocking. But the

1:33

old vacuum that I had in

1:35

my old house, I did not buy

1:37

it. I don't want to shock

1:40

anyone with that. It wasn't

1:42

my purchase. Yeah. It had

1:44

more buttons and more like

1:46

things you could click and clip

1:48

and remove. Anything does. It made

1:50

no sense. And then I was

1:53

like, where is the button to

1:55

release the thing to make it

1:57

bad? Oh man. And then I

1:59

was like, oh, you just got

2:01

to like, believe that it'll click.

2:03

It's funny watching guys, it's like,

2:05

it's all about belief. It is

2:07

funny watching guys with vacuum cleaners

2:09

and trying to figure it out.

2:12

Once I got this one, it

2:14

was awesome. I was like, well

2:16

look at that, suction! I was

2:18

like incredible. You were impressed. I

2:20

was highlighted in your weekend, huh?

2:22

There's a big moment on Sunday

2:24

that happened yesterday, yeah. My, in

2:26

my vacuum world. Nice. Target's a

2:29

good place to get it. My

2:31

cord is basically will just electrocute

2:33

you the entire time you try

2:35

to use it. I don't know

2:37

what happened there. Maybe you need

2:39

a new vacuum? I don't. I

2:41

don't even. I don't even. They're

2:43

trying to electrocute you. It's not

2:46

good. Yeah, I don't even. It

2:48

doesn't get used. So I'm okay.

2:50

You never vacuum? Not me. Why

2:52

would I vacuum? He has a

2:54

lady back. I have a lady

2:56

coming. She's going to vacuum today

2:58

for me. She's probably vacuuming right

3:00

now. Thank you lady. Thank you

3:02

lady. Yeah, no, and they have

3:05

their own stuff. They bring it

3:07

in, so I don't really need.

3:09

Yeah, it was an incredible experience.

3:11

I was just surprised by all

3:13

the various vacuums that are available,

3:15

you know. Yeah, they're higher than

3:17

you could ever imagine. There is.

3:19

been a few companies that have

3:22

tricked people into spending like $3,000

3:24

on a vacuum probably since the

3:26

60s. You know, one of the

3:28

things that Amber was on Amber's

3:30

wish list for this new house

3:32

was this new, okay, you're joining,

3:34

thanks for joining us for vacuum

3:36

talk, but it's this new Dyson

3:39

vacuum slash floor cleaner. Okay. Okay.

3:41

And it is, so it vacuums

3:43

while also like mopping your floor.

3:45

Oh, I see there, I saw

3:47

those advertised too, like a power

3:49

washing thing. Yes, like a power

3:51

mop, an ultra mop. And so

3:53

I'm like, we're not spending that

3:55

much on that stupid thing. Just

3:58

like, fine, I'm gonna say for

4:00

it. Well, she like put money,

4:02

she wasn't putting the money away

4:04

for concert tickets or anything fun.

4:06

Yeah. She wanted this particular and

4:08

she loves it so much. Every

4:10

time she cleans, she shows me

4:12

the dirty water container. He made

4:15

Amber save for a vacuum cleaner.

4:17

Yeah, he does. He's not using

4:19

his money on that. At least

4:21

you know how much money we

4:23

spent building this house? Get in

4:25

the kitchen. Oh, I can imagine.

4:27

I can imagine how much money

4:29

you spent. Okay. I can't. We

4:32

can't do any more. No, we're...

4:34

God, we have vacuums, we don't

4:36

need anything else. You don't need

4:38

any more vacuums? You know what

4:40

I use a lot? I know

4:42

it's nuts. A mop? The broom

4:44

and... Oh, you don't use anything.

4:46

I swear... Dust pan? Dust pan

4:48

and broom. Yeah. That's generally how

4:51

I... I do the grooming with

4:53

the dust pan, but then I'm

4:55

like, I don't know if I

4:57

really did anything after I'm done.

4:59

Right. Right, right. No, because the

5:01

cat room can get, uh, wow.

5:03

I was looking at like, vacuums

5:05

that like, the one I got

5:08

is like 150 bucks, and then

5:10

there's ones that go up to

5:12

like 800 or $900 or $900.

5:14

I'm like, what are these people

5:16

got on their floors, man? I

5:18

know. Yeah, same, same, same stuff.

5:20

It's crazy. It's the same stuff.

5:22

It's in the area. Yeah, so

5:25

let's move on to more Dave

5:27

and Chuck type stuff here. Let's,

5:29

let's go backdoor. Oh wow, straight

5:31

from vacuum talk into backdoor. It's

5:33

so mainstream now, backdoor action, that

5:35

we've caught people doing it in

5:37

public. Including, this just happened at

5:39

an Orlando Magic game the other

5:41

night, this couple's making out, this

5:44

poor dude, like nerdy looking basketball

5:46

fan, just there to enjoy the

5:48

game by himself. Yeah, sure. Sure.

5:50

And right behind him is a

5:52

couple going to town on each

5:54

other and this guy's lady looks

5:56

like she is fingers deep in

5:58

his backside. Wow. His backside. His

6:01

backside. Very cool. That's a wild

6:03

move. Yeah, I watch basketball. Look

6:05

at this poor guy. I smell

6:07

something. Watching the game by himself.

6:09

Yeah. It looks like a fairly

6:11

empty crowd. Huh. And we can

6:13

listen to this. It's a little

6:15

music behind, but it's not offensive.

6:17

So here. I

6:20

know, she's definitely... Wow. She's back

6:22

there, right? And he doesn't mind

6:25

putting his legs up. This poor

6:27

guy has no idea. He's just

6:29

oblivious, right? Well, he has to

6:31

put his legs up for her

6:33

to gain access. You know, I'm

6:36

pretty upset when you have your

6:38

feet up on the chair next

6:40

to me. Never mind getting her

6:42

be old finger, yeah. Men are

6:44

getting their backside's pleasure at basketball

6:46

games. This game is tied. This

6:49

is a slow game. No, it's

6:51

a nail biter. Hopefully she's not

6:53

biting her. After that. I could

6:55

have kept those smooth. Yeah, that's

6:57

now I've never watched any sort

7:00

of sporting event like that. I

7:02

have not either. And if you

7:04

have not seen this footage yet,

7:06

we did you a favor and

7:08

put it up at David Check

7:10

the freak.com and there's links on

7:13

our social media. There's always been

7:15

the occasional hand job that you

7:17

might. I see that like concerts.

7:19

I don't feel like I've ever

7:21

seen that at like sporting events.

7:24

Maybe even the the bold, uh,

7:26

uh, BJ. Yes. You have to

7:28

go to go to a game

7:30

where the game where the team

7:32

is not. Doing very well and

7:35

then look up to the very

7:37

top, you know, and I think

7:39

the Blue Jays had probably the

7:41

most infamous one Because their stadium

7:43

had a hotel in it and

7:45

there was that couple that was

7:48

banging right up against the That

7:50

was probably the most you know

7:52

famous one. I feel like we

7:54

saw one where a guy was

7:56

Like a girl was down the

7:59

back of his pants. Wasn't it

8:01

like four people? There was like

8:03

I don't know, I just, I

8:05

feel like we've seen this before.

8:07

Yeah, it was a couple, another

8:09

couple, you're right. Yeah, because I've

8:12

seen, I saw one where it

8:14

was like two girls and two

8:16

guys, and it seemed like everybody

8:18

was swapping at the old Red

8:20

Sox game. Back to this one

8:23

for a second, the guy here,

8:25

was it on like camera at...

8:27

the game okay take a crowd

8:29

shot and they just happened to

8:31

catch this so this is the

8:33

new if depending on the service

8:36

that you have okay if you're

8:38

watching a stream of the game

8:40

it doesn't cut to commercial like

8:42

they go to commercial but you're

8:44

not watching the broadcast with commercials

8:47

you're watching your watch right I

8:49

see so they just show the

8:51

camera on the big screen, on

8:53

the, whatever's going up on the

8:55

big screen. Yeah. So that was

8:58

on the big screen. That was

9:00

on the big screen. 100%. 100%.

9:02

Oh my God. You're booted out

9:04

of the venue if you've been

9:06

caught. I don't know, I don't

9:08

think there's enough. There's, she's about

9:11

a knuckle deep. I understand, but

9:13

there, I'd say prove it. You

9:15

know, I would say prove it.

9:17

Yeah, I'd have to. Oh my

9:19

God. You're out. You have to

9:22

check and just say some popcorn

9:24

fell in there and she was

9:26

trying to fish it out from

9:28

you. There's a way to get

9:30

around it. She's got all the

9:32

angles ready to go with that

9:35

one. Not Joe's fell in. So

9:37

I'm going to get him up.

9:39

Good job, Jason. Yeah, you don't

9:41

mess around protecting the whole figuring

9:43

everywhere. Yeah, of course the comments

9:46

are crazy. Someone's like she performing

9:48

that Orlando magic She rubbing that

9:50

prostate. Oh my god checking that

9:52

oil. That's a real woman Hey

9:54

man, he had his legs up.

9:56

He's used to this attack. No,

9:59

that is crazy to do in

10:01

public. I would be I think

10:03

squirming for my life. Yeah, but

10:05

obviously this guy's Yeah, he's fine

10:07

with it. He's not being shocked.

10:10

What happens after, like, the game's

10:12

over there, just like, that was

10:14

good. That was a good time.

10:16

Well, hopefully some hand washing, all

10:18

the railings, all the way up.

10:20

Well, you know that they're not.

10:23

All I ever do is like

10:25

eat snacks and stuff. That's normal.

10:27

That's normal. It's just normal stuff.

10:29

Some said I went to a

10:31

concert with my friend at the

10:34

Fillmore in Detroit two years ago.

10:36

There's four people standing in front

10:38

of the game. Absolutely believe they

10:40

were fingering his backside. It was

10:42

just unbelievable to see just out

10:45

in the open. They were standing

10:47

there at the railing and we

10:49

were just standing behind them. Hmm.

10:51

Yeah, that's, that's buddies, you know.

10:53

If I looked past that, I'd

10:55

be like, what's going on here?

10:58

You would comment? No, you would

11:00

not. No, I wouldn't, but I

11:02

think that in my mind. Yes,

11:04

for sure. I just all I

11:06

can think of as a germaphobe

11:09

is those anal fingers touching everything.

11:11

Well, yeah, they didn't wash their

11:13

hands after that, that's for sure.

11:15

And they use the railing. Yeah,

11:17

well, the thing is, do you

11:19

know how many anal fingers are

11:22

walking around right now? That's so

11:24

true. Do you know how many

11:26

walking around right now? And not

11:28

even like, you know, for any

11:30

good reason just that they're filthy.

11:33

Yeah, like that's their own. Even,

11:35

even if we... You know, like

11:37

at the event that we did

11:39

or whatever, there's a lot of

11:41

anal fingers that were rocking around.

11:43

And then you also, you gave

11:46

out a lot of dildos that

11:48

day to people who put them

11:50

right in. Well, I mean, then

11:52

that's after I get it to

11:54

them, that's fine. They can do

11:57

what they want. That's wild to

11:59

be so excited for a dildo.

12:01

You can't even wait to open

12:03

it. Oh my God. There was

12:05

a lot of people very excited

12:08

for a dildidle and butt plugs.

12:10

Yeah, by the way, by the

12:12

way, by the way, by the

12:14

way. It was quite a day.

12:16

You know, Andy's earworm for a

12:18

while was the peptobismal song. Are

12:21

you the diarrhea? Diarrhea? Yeah. Well,

12:23

they've done a British version of

12:25

it now. Have they? And it's

12:27

a little saucier and they... I

12:29

really get, they show you that

12:32

backside when they're saying diarrhea. I've

12:34

never heard a British person say,

12:36

I've got diarrhea! I've got such

12:38

bad diarrhea. Here's the British version

12:40

of it here. Take a listen

12:42

in. Yeah, and this one, like,

12:45

tried to make a... See, I

12:47

like that version better. I do

12:49

too. Yeah, it's a better rendition

12:51

of it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They

12:53

really grabbed their ass, though. Yeah,

12:56

they did. Yeah, they really grabbed

12:58

their ass, though. Yeah, and this

13:00

one, they tried to make a...

13:02

See, okay. I think our version,

13:04

they meant it. Like they were

13:06

like, they came from the heart.

13:09

Yeah, they were like, we're gonna

13:11

sing this as a thing of

13:13

beauty. And I think they're like,

13:15

oh, we're making a joke. Well,

13:17

that song's not a joke. Right.

13:20

That song is. Yeah, like the

13:22

first time I heard our diary

13:24

is song, like, I threw flowers

13:26

at it. Yeah. We take it

13:28

more seriously in North America. Is

13:30

that what you think? Yeah. Oh,

13:33

Tamila. Oh, wow. It was just

13:35

a talented, it was a talented

13:37

singer. It was, I feel like,

13:39

more talented. When you have not

13:41

your heart, indigestion. Like, that's so

13:44

much better. Yeah. Incredible. You still,

13:46

to this day, think it's incredible.

13:48

Incredible. Boos me away. Every time

13:50

I see it. I think ours

13:52

is classier. Yeah, it's got some

13:55

class to it. You say meant

13:57

it. You know, you can tell

13:59

that the British version was thrown

14:01

together pretty quick. You know what's

14:03

sad about it though? For years.

14:05

Just in my head, I'll get...

14:08

It'll just be in there. It's

14:10

somewhere where it's walking around in

14:12

the back of my jingle brain

14:14

and it'll just that diarrhea. It's

14:16

only in there when I have

14:19

actual diarrhea. It does tend to

14:21

heighten awareness. It doesn't matter to

14:23

me. It just it's there. Yeah.

14:25

When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion.

14:27

Tonset stomach. Tyria. It's another horrible

14:29

thing to like have diarrhea and

14:32

look at the food that you're

14:34

eating that gave you diarrhea. Oh

14:36

man, yeah. And know that I

14:38

have leftovers, I'm still going to

14:40

eat them. If you saw that

14:43

man in public, would you be

14:45

like, Tyream man? Oh yeah. Yeah,

14:47

I get one hundred percent. I

14:49

don't know if I would have

14:51

recognized him. I forgot what he

14:53

looked like totally like. I'll never

14:56

forget him. I know you won't.

14:58

Here's one other video that's gone

15:00

viral over the past couple of

15:02

days. Woman checked her doorbell camera

15:04

as an Amazon delivery guy was

15:07

there. Did not. See what she

15:09

expected to see. Okay. The delivery

15:11

guy licked her cat. Whoa. Unhand

15:13

my cat. Not cool. Oh no.

15:15

It's strange. Here's the video. So

15:17

the cats out front. Yeah. The

15:20

driver picks up the cat. First

15:22

it was just like giving it

15:24

some love. And then... Oh,

15:27

he's looking at a lot,

15:29

guys. Lick, the hell is

15:31

going on there. Kiss and

15:33

drops it back. What is

15:35

going on there, guys? Thinks

15:37

he's a cat? Yeah, maybe.

15:39

He identifies as a cat.

15:41

Yeah, he's probably a cat.

15:43

So he's like, hello, fellow

15:46

cat. Yeah, I do. Yes,

15:48

I do. Not that bad

15:50

you wouldn't pretty off footing.

15:52

Yeah, it is Wow Cat

15:54

didn't scratch him up. Yeah,

15:56

it should have. I'd punch

15:58

you right in the face.

16:00

You ever did that? Oh

16:02

my God. Wild. Wild times.

16:04

What'd you do? I wouldn't

16:06

even know how to... I

16:08

contact Amazon. I really put

16:10

that cat there! Yeah, oh

16:13

yeah, that's a... that's weird.

16:15

Wow, what a weird... I

16:17

mean, I thankfully didn't take

16:19

my pet. or hurt it

16:21

in any way. He took

16:23

something, he took part of

16:25

it. He took it. That

16:27

will never be the same.

16:29

Yeah, he took something that

16:31

day. Definitely fearful of Amazon

16:33

drivers now. That cat was

16:35

like, what was that about?

16:37

Yeah. No sure. It's probably

16:40

still thinking about it. Yeah.

16:42

Listen. Cats are still cats

16:44

and they go into boxes

16:46

of poop and... I don't

16:48

recommend licking them. No. So

16:50

I don't know what this

16:52

guy wants to catch. But

16:54

you can't just lick. You

16:56

can't get stuff from like

16:58

the litter and stuff like

17:00

they're kicking stuff up all

17:02

the time. You know, like

17:05

they're just kicking stuff. So

17:07

I don't know what this

17:09

guy's problem is, but he's

17:11

not right. I would never

17:13

touch another person's pet without

17:15

their permission. Never. Yeah, it's

17:17

kind of weird, weird thing

17:19

to do, right? Like you

17:21

gotta be like, it's cool,

17:23

right? Yeah. My only thing

17:25

is about cats is you

17:27

often encounter a cat owner-free.

17:29

Because cats are doing their

17:32

own thing, especially outdoor cats,

17:34

and if an outdoor cat

17:36

came up to me. I

17:38

would definitely give it a

17:40

scratch. Yeah. or a scratch.

17:42

A scratch? A scratch? A

17:44

little scratch. One in five

17:46

people consider themselves to be

17:48

unlucky. Now Chuck, we talk

17:50

about Chuck Locke all the

17:52

time. Do you actually consider

17:54

yourself to be unlucky? What

17:56

do you think? I'm just

17:59

wondering if you do. I

18:01

mean, just analyze anything I've

18:03

ever done. I didn't want

18:05

to just put it out

18:07

there until you confirm. I

18:09

am unlucky in certain things

18:11

and then in other things

18:13

I am very lucky. I

18:15

have luck. Yeah, that's kind

18:17

of how I am. Yeah,

18:19

like I tend to like

18:21

pay for the terrible stuff

18:24

with like a momentary, whoa,

18:26

that was really lucky. But

18:28

there's a payment for that.

18:30

If you're lucky and win

18:32

something, then you're gonna have

18:34

a psychopath on your airline

18:36

in your row. Like there's

18:38

a... There's a trade-off. The

18:40

average person will experience 543

18:42

unlucky events this year. Why

18:44

would you even do anything?

18:46

That's over 10 a week.

18:48

The average person. I feel

18:51

like I've been running high

18:53

on that number for years.

18:55

Oh well. The unlucky numbers

18:57

too. Yeah, but I got

18:59

like an okay amount of

19:01

luck. But my unlucky numbers

19:03

are high. Well I will

19:05

say it seems like when

19:07

the bad luck happens. So

19:09

if I just even just

19:11

analyze that one day. The

19:13

flight canceled bad luck no

19:15

car at the rent a

19:18

car place. You know, just

19:20

life though. Yeah, something's go

19:22

wrong. Right, so I mean,

19:24

I just think that there's

19:26

just bad luck in life.

19:28

That's the truth right there.

19:30

Yeah, that's, it is true.

19:32

People were asked to name

19:34

the unluckiest things that can

19:36

happen to you on any

19:38

given day. Here are the

19:40

top 10 losing something. Is

19:43

that bad luck or are

19:45

you just not paying attention?

19:47

That's on you. It's my

19:49

brain failing, I don't know

19:51

if it's bad luck. I

19:53

guess it all depends. That

19:56

sucks, but I'm always like keys wallet

19:58

phone like I learn from losing it

20:00

you know I mean like if I

20:02

like when I've lost my wallet before

20:05

like then now I'm like weird about

20:07

my wallet yeah you know when I've

20:09

misplaced my phone I'm weird about that

20:11

now and stuff like that yeah I

20:13

define my keys today for a bit

20:16

and then I realized oh yeah computer

20:18

room my keys I have a panic

20:20

attack every couple of days because I'm

20:22

like think I left him in the

20:24

house I start my car and then

20:26

I start to drive I'm like where

20:29

are they oh my god I always

20:31

think they're always in my pocket. I

20:33

always think about having one of those

20:35

things like installed near my garage door

20:37

where I come inside where you could

20:40

just like put them on a hook

20:42

or something. Having one of those things

20:44

in stock. I mean a hook, just

20:46

put a hook. Well, you know, like

20:48

a fancy key, like a key rack.

20:50

Yeah, yeah, a key rack. You know

20:53

what I'm talking about. There's a lot

20:55

of cool ones. You've got a cool

20:57

one. That is a funny thing to

20:59

call about. I'd like a key rack

21:01

and stuff. I'm definitely not installing it.

21:03

Stepping in dog poop. I mean, it's

21:06

terrible. That's all. Is it our lucky

21:08

thing? Brutal every time, I think. It's

21:10

just like stops you right off. It

21:12

does with some elbow grease. Yeah. You

21:14

can get it off of it. And

21:17

a high-powered hose. Yeah, yeah. Spilling on

21:19

yourself. Yeah, that's just normal. I just

21:21

using, yeah, I usually do that. When

21:23

you hit every red light. That sucks.

21:25

Yeah, it's the worst it sucks when

21:27

you like know it's gonna happen to

21:30

and like you see the like There

21:32

is like for me leaving in the

21:34

morning. There is Like if I leave

21:36

within a certain time I'm gonna get

21:38

the lights go my way and if

21:40

it's if I'm like 30 seconds late.

21:43

Yeah I'll hit every single red light.

21:45

I'll always be stopped at a stoplight

21:47

by myself. Nobody around and it'll be

21:49

one of those stoplights that's like, you

21:51

gotta stop for like 25 minutes. Yeah.

21:54

Yeah, I'm tempted every single time. I'm

21:56

just like 15 minutes in. I'm like,

21:58

what are we doing here? I know.

22:00

Why am I just? in your head.

22:02

It's called a look and look and

22:04

goes he goes ahead. A flat tire

22:07

is another. Just thinking that. Unlucky event.

22:09

That's a big one because you can't

22:11

avoid that. Yeah. No. I have a

22:13

tire that's on life support right now.

22:15

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Put

22:17

a little in there. Every couple of

22:20

weeks. Oh yeah. Really testing the science

22:22

on it. Last week on my way

22:24

home my tire light came on, you

22:26

know, low pressure. Gosh shoot, I better

22:28

pull over and find a gas station

22:31

because I don't want to blow a

22:33

tire. So I get to this gas

22:35

station, their pump was malfunctioning. It was

22:37

sucking, not blowing. Oh, that's not, yeah.

22:39

I know what you're talking about. Oh

22:41

my God. And I was using it

22:44

correctly before I got the million text,

22:46

but, um... Yeah it was obviously it

22:48

wasn't even pumping air that right yeah

22:50

it was taking air out so I

22:52

like you know I go around the

22:55

check because I have a little display

22:57

in my car that shows the the

22:59

pressure and I'm like oh my god

23:01

I'm losing more I'm not gaining yeah

23:03

so then I had to risk it

23:05

and drive to another gas station oh

23:08

no because I it was even worse

23:10

now I'm like oh god if I

23:12

drive this low what's going to happen

23:14

thankfully I made it to another gas

23:16

station with an actual working I carry

23:18

one with me. That's how bad. I

23:21

have one. It's ready to go. I

23:23

have to. I have so many tires.

23:25

Well, there's like a real problem with

23:27

some of the industrial air pumps things

23:29

that are around. Like most gas stations,

23:32

you'll go to them and they're like,

23:34

it's broken. Oh, yeah. They're not going

23:36

to fix it. I went to like

23:38

a major tire place that always has

23:40

it good. And then I went there

23:42

and they were like, it's frozen. Yeah,

23:45

yeah, it's the best thing I ever

23:47

bought. You know, I have one, I

23:49

don't know where it says, you probably

23:51

put it in my car. You can,

23:53

you know, tell you how, what your

23:55

pressure is. Said it, it'll stop automatically.

23:58

I didn't know that existed. Oh, yeah,

24:00

that's great. Yeah, no, I had no

24:02

idea. It's actually not that crazy pricey

24:04

too. No, it wasn't that bad for

24:06

like 20, 25 bucks. Keep it. your

24:09

car when a car drives by you

24:11

and splashes you with water is another

24:13

one of the top 10. Unlucky events

24:15

that people say happens to that they

24:17

are doing it on purpose They see

24:19

the puddle they know what they're gonna

24:22

do why if it rains really hard.

24:24

I'll take the higher vehicle because I'm

24:26

not being my low vehicle just Oh

24:28

It's only happened to me once where

24:30

it's like in the movies where I'm

24:32

like oh no Oh got me like

24:35

it was like a log ride or

24:37

whatever I remember being at the bus

24:39

stop. It was like high school. It

24:41

was raining so a few of us

24:43

had big umbrell umbrellas and there's a

24:46

huge puddle in front of the bus

24:48

stop and you saw the car barreling

24:50

down and I remember I put my

24:52

umbrella down towards the street and it

24:54

just he soaked everybody and I managed

24:56

to escape it because I was like

24:59

I know what this guy's gonna do.

25:01

Talking about being on walking on the

25:03

street getting? Oh, that's what I thought.

25:05

What are we talking about? Or like,

25:07

that's what I thought like the car

25:10

goes through the puddling. Oh, gosh, I

25:12

remember how that happened. Yeah, that's crazy.

25:14

Yeah. I'm just thinking when you're driving

25:16

and you're in a low vehicle. I

25:18

do that myself. I try to hit

25:20

them at a great rate of speed.

25:23

That's the only when my car gets

25:25

clean. Sherry, she's joining us. I'm in

25:27

the area whister. I went to a

25:29

hockey game. I parked all the way

25:31

at the top of the parking garage.

25:33

And finally, when I make my way

25:36

all the way down to the gate

25:38

after I've let people in front of

25:40

me, my luck, a chunk of the

25:42

parking garage, like roof, fell onto my

25:44

car and put a huge dent into

25:47

my door. Oh, that's bad luck. Yeah.

25:49

They probably have like a, if you

25:51

bark here. Oh yeah. the parking attendant

25:53

saw it and he came running over

25:55

and he's like pull over to the

25:57

side I'm gonna have you fill out

26:00

an incident report. I asked to work

26:02

for like an insurance company. I'm like,

26:04

oh my God, that that was kind

26:06

of lucky, but you know, of course

26:08

it was me. You know, I tried

26:10

to let people in front of me

26:13

do the right thing and I just

26:15

was in the wrong spot at the

26:17

wrong time. Yeah, like if you just

26:19

if you let one less person in

26:21

front of you, you would have been

26:24

fine. Yeah. Yep. That's it's it. Well,

26:26

Sherry, hopefully they take care of it

26:28

for you. That sucks.

26:30

Yeah, that's bad luck. That is.

26:32

I don't trust that parking garage

26:34

that much. Another one of the

26:36

top unlucky events, people consider losing

26:38

a competition or contest, like a

26:40

lottery ticket that doesn't hit. Well,

26:42

I mean, come on, I mean,

26:44

like, what is it? Like, your

26:46

chances to win are one in

26:48

300 million, so it's like 300

26:50

million other people are just as

26:52

big a loser as you are,

26:54

but I've scratched those things off

26:56

before, and I'll be like, nope.

26:58

you know tripping or falling in

27:00

public in there in there a

27:02

lot yeah I feel extra shame

27:04

when that happens I know it's

27:06

like as a fat guy it's

27:08

not cool no carries more you

27:10

come crashing down pretty hard I

27:12

know I know you feel it

27:14

you feel it yeah you do

27:16

the bigger they are the how

27:18

do they fall that's what they

27:20

say no I've done it many

27:22

many many times I just fell

27:24

in mud yeah yeah I think

27:26

slipping is worse right like I

27:28

don't know. Like if you ever

27:30

slip and then you get it

27:33

back? Oh yeah, like. But then

27:35

people just look at you, like,

27:37

what's up man? How you doing?

27:39

I'm alive still. You saw me

27:41

slipping. You try to order something

27:43

in a restaurant, but they're out

27:45

of it. People consider that. bad

27:47

luck i find that devastating because

27:49

i don't restaurant specifically for whatever

27:51

war that thing oh okay you

27:53

know you do some pre-thought and

27:55

you're like okay that's it not

27:57

really no i don't have backups

27:59

you need to get a backup

28:01

i never do miss Andy lives

28:03

a life of no backup Yeah,

28:05

that's so true. I've been at

28:07

a restaurant and they've been like,

28:09

we don't, we're out of that.

28:11

And I'm like, okay then. Yeah,

28:13

see later. And then you just

28:15

drive out into it. Off to

28:17

the next place. Did you go

28:19

to another place? Yeah, for the

28:21

one thing I liked at that

28:23

place. Yeah. Yeah. Someone said had

28:25

my driver's window open, a flock

28:27

of birds flew overhead and I

28:29

was hit with multiple bird droppings

28:31

all over my left arm and

28:33

inside my rear seat. That's so

28:35

gross. Yeah, bird poop is not

28:37

cool. Boyfriend and I were leaving

28:39

a gas station. He had the

28:41

window cracked halfway. Someone blew through

28:43

a puddle and soaked us. Yeah,

28:45

I mean, you can't, when it's

28:47

rainy like that, with big puddles,

28:49

you can't have your window open

28:51

at all. Like, you will get

28:53

smoked by water. Yeah, like they

28:55

don't have that in like the

28:57

shoe commercials where people are athletic

28:59

because like when I was running

29:01

that was like one of the

29:03

only times I've been splashed with

29:05

like that road puddle water. Oh,

29:07

yeah, because you're like just concentrating

29:09

on Right going forward going this

29:11

happens. I'm like I guess I'm

29:13

a champion. Oh, yeah. Someone said

29:15

speaking of bad luck. I'm the

29:17

one who gets searched randomly at

29:19

the airport. Oh, yeah, I mean

29:21

it happens to me. They told

29:24

me they told me that I

29:26

had something showing up near my

29:28

penal area and a what a

29:30

man oh and you're at the

29:32

shove his hand right up there

29:34

in Stella's eyes got really big

29:36

she's like wow I'm like yeah

29:38

he crushed my nuts that wasn't

29:40

great so I don't really have

29:42

problems at the airport I just

29:44

walked through the thing I'm like

29:46

penis and great oh yeah I

29:48

know that they're like we see

29:50

it and I'm like okay And

29:52

I'm like, very cool, can I

29:54

have my stuff that I'm bringing

29:56

on the flight? Thanks. Yep. Isn't

29:58

great. And one more random stat

30:00

here, three and four people have

30:02

been pooped on by a bird,

30:04

which is supposed to be good

30:06

luck. And 37% of us would

30:08

welcome it again. Is that just

30:10

some kind of justification? Yes. That's

30:12

all it is. Yeah, it's awful.

30:14

It happened in my hair. My

30:16

hair is not a great kind

30:18

of hair for that action. But

30:20

like, no luck that day. I

30:22

don't remember anything lucky happened that

30:24

day. The last time I remember

30:26

being pooped on, I took Rowan

30:28

to, he was little, and I

30:30

took him to something where he's

30:32

going to see the fire trucks

30:34

and he was going to be

30:36

able to go on top of

30:38

it right at the beginning. Bird

30:40

flew over and pooped all down

30:42

my shirt. Oh, that sucks. And

30:44

I'm like, wow, we're here for

30:46

another couple hours, huh? Wow, that's

30:48

awesome. Yeah, washing it off. That's

30:50

great. And everyone knows what's happening.

30:52

Yeah, you're like, oh, pooped up

30:54

on. Yeah, absolutely. Not a good

30:56

day when you've been pooped about.

30:58

No. All right, coming up, we're

31:00

going to get to our first

31:02

check of the news. How did

31:04

a guy learn to trust no

31:06

one, help no one, the hard

31:08

way? What has led to the

31:10

arrest of a charter boat captain

31:12

in southwest Florida? And what has

31:15

an 84-year-old guy been doing for

31:17

the last 55 years? Let's get

31:19

to that. But this guy learned

31:21

that lesson the hard way. He

31:23

is a door dashed driver. Some

31:25

guy knocked on his window, he

31:27

was trying to help him out,

31:29

was going to go buy him

31:31

a meal. Then he got stabbed

31:33

in carjacks. Yeah, that's it. Trust

31:35

no one. Help no one. Here's

31:37

the story out of Texas from

31:39

Fox Four News. At 28-year-old victim

31:41

says he was trying to buy

31:43

food for that person who was

31:45

asking him for money, but instead

31:47

that person reportedly turned on him

31:49

with a knife and started swiping

31:51

nearly a dozen times. Just getting

31:53

him some food. Oh my God.

31:55

Clearly he doesn't make the best

31:57

decisions. While waiting on it to

31:59

go order at Waffle House off

32:01

West Rendon Crowley Road in South

32:03

Fort Worth. overnight Saturday, Jackson Altman

32:05

says someone knocked on his car

32:07

window asking for money. And he's

32:09

told me he was just trying

32:11

to get some food. Altman's decided

32:13

to order the man food. I

32:15

opened my car, I was going

32:17

to go get him some food,

32:19

literally the second I opened my

32:21

door to step out, he just

32:23

like starts stabbing me. Fort Worth

32:25

Police Department says Quindarius Cartwright is

32:27

the man who cut Altmans in

32:29

the face and checks photos of

32:31

the bloody gas are too graphic

32:33

to broadcast. Genuinely thought I was

32:35

going to die, it was so

32:37

much blood, walked in Waffle House,

32:39

they were freaking out, I mean

32:41

I'm sure it's probably a traumatic

32:43

thing for anyone to watch. stitches.

32:45

Most established wounds like to the

32:47

body weren't really too bad. It

32:49

was just when he stabbed me

32:51

in the face that was like...

32:53

It was really bad. On top

32:55

of injuries, Cartwright reportedly stole Altman's

32:57

car and Joy wrote it to

32:59

a strip club in North Fork.

33:01

Cartwright was arrested nearby. He definitely

33:03

has something pretty good. It's messed

33:05

up with it. Altman recently purchased

33:08

his 2024 Toyota Camry. The 28-year-old

33:10

works several jobs, including Dordash, a

33:12

job he was doing the night

33:14

he was stabbed by someone he

33:16

was trying to help. I can't

33:18

tell you how many times I've

33:20

been asked for money or whatever

33:22

by homeless. people are just you

33:24

know people out in the streets

33:26

and you know typically good nature

33:28

is just like want to do

33:30

a good deed for them but

33:32

I mean I learned that night

33:34

man you got to be very

33:36

careful about you know who you're

33:38

willing to help out because sometimes

33:40

they will take advantage of that

33:42

good nature. I just think that

33:44

uh... Cartwright is charged with aggravated

33:46

robbery bond is said at $150,000

33:48

being held over at the Tarrant

33:50

County Jail. Any place you go

33:52

to get waffles you got to

33:54

have your eyes around you. We

33:56

should know that. Waffle? Yeah, like,

33:58

breakfast makes people mad. Yeah, I

34:00

hops a man. That's a little

34:02

safer, but... It's a mad meal.

34:04

I feel like he went to

34:06

the right place, because I know

34:08

that he thought they were freaking

34:10

out in Waffle House, but they

34:12

see a stabbing. week. Yeah, they

34:14

are probably, they know what to

34:16

do. They probably get pressure. Yeah,

34:18

that's the hardest of the restaurant.

34:20

Oh man, it is. And I

34:22

feel like if a guy in

34:24

the parking lot there is approaching

34:26

you, it's probably not the time.

34:28

What's odd is that, you know,

34:30

driving around here, people do approach

34:32

your car a lot. And I

34:34

have learned to. It's been touch

34:36

and go. It's been touch and

34:38

go with you. There was a

34:40

time like that you were a

34:42

bit more naive on the road.

34:44

Yeah. And you almost like, you

34:46

need some change, bad? All right,

34:48

let me take a long. Yeah.

34:50

But now, no, I'm sorry. You

34:52

don't even look at them, right?

34:54

No, no, no. No, no. No,

34:56

no. It's just, yeah. There's one

34:59

guy down by the freeway. He's

35:01

not a morpheus. Didn't you encounter

35:03

like Rorpheus? Orpheus is back that

35:05

way. He's near that like hook

35:07

or hotel. He charges by the

35:09

15 minutes. That's where you'll find

35:11

Morpheus. It's a red pill, blue

35:13

pill. He shows you the different

35:15

pills every time you go by.

35:17

No, this guy here is like,

35:19

I don't know, crack Morpheus. Or

35:21

kid rock Morpheus. He's also got

35:23

long coat on, but he's troubled.

35:25

Hmm. But he's not afraid to

35:27

bang on your weight. Yeah. You

35:29

just can't answer a knock. In

35:31

most areas anyway. Well, it's been

35:33

another crazy weather weekend across the

35:35

U.S. which has led to some

35:37

dangerous flood emergencies. Here's the latest

35:39

from NBC news. America's days long

35:41

stretch of deadly spring weather, tonight

35:43

marked by widespread flooding across the

35:45

Midwest and South with water still

35:47

rising. We've never dealt with anything

35:49

like this. Really? Yeah, nothing like

35:51

this as far as the amount

35:53

of water we have. Drone video

35:55

shows Dawson Springs, Kentucky submerged water

35:57

covering a substation forcing crews to

35:59

temporarily cut power. Farmer Austin Chapel

36:01

using a boat to feed his

36:03

stranded cows. The Lord gave us some

36:05

cattle, you know, it's our duty to

36:08

take care of them. States of emergency

36:10

declared across the South. In

36:12

Mississippi overnight a suspected tornado

36:14

tore through homes leaving a

36:16

trail of debris. In Arkansas,

36:19

drenching grains tore down trees,

36:21

some slamming into houses. Our

36:23

George Salice is there. Some here

36:25

in Little Rock are dealing with more than

36:27

just cleanup. This homeowner now recovering in the

36:30

hospital after being trapped for hours, needing help

36:32

for more than just firefighters on the scene,

36:34

but also a doctor. Researchersers

36:36

say these types of flood emergencies are

36:39

getting worse amid the climate crisis, with

36:41

a warming atmosphere capable of holding more

36:43

water. This week, water levels in some

36:46

spots are expected to rise for days.

36:48

Kathy Park is in Memphis. The floodwaters

36:50

are ending up right here in the

36:52

Mississippi River. You can see how high

36:55

it's running right now, even carrying away

36:57

large pieces of debris. River flooding continues

36:59

to be a threat this week. The

37:02

deadly weather, taking a toll with fatalities

37:04

across multiple states, including Kentucky. Nine-year-old

37:06

Gabriel Andrews was swept away by

37:08

flash flood waters there, the coroner

37:10

says, walking to his school bus

37:12

Friday. We are deeply saddened that

37:15

this horrific tragedy that claimed the

37:17

life of one of our students.

37:19

Maggie Vespa is joining us now from Dawson

37:21

Springs, Kentucky. There is a tremendous impact,

37:23

as we've seen from these storms, Maggie,

37:25

and it's going to be a while

37:27

before things get back to normal. Yeah,

37:31

that's right. The good news is the

37:33

rain is you might be able to

37:35

see is letting up a little bit

37:37

But the water in a lot of

37:39

these cities including in this one is

37:41

expected to rise for days actually in

37:43

Paducah, Kentucky today Cruz installed floodgates knowing

37:46

river levels there may not crest until

37:48

Wednesday at the earliest If you're in

37:50

a low-lying area It must suck as

37:52

you're always like there's certain places even up

37:54

by you check with it always flood. Yeah,

37:56

there's two roads that just the other day

37:59

both of them got stopped by water.

38:01

Some of the weather's been so

38:03

nuts. I can't believe it like

38:05

the newscasters aren't like, it's for

38:08

sure not the end times, back

38:10

to you. Yeah. Oh man. We

38:12

were in Charleston, South Carolina last

38:14

year, and I guess they, when

38:16

it rains, most of the time

38:18

it floods there. And we were,

38:21

you know, walking on the way

38:23

back, it was, you couldn't do

38:25

anything about it, it was like

38:27

up to your knees. to try

38:29

and get back to the hotel

38:32

and I guess it just happens

38:34

because all the businesses have sandbags.

38:36

Yeah, we've got all them out.

38:38

Big flood here for a while

38:40

and it was like, I remember

38:42

having to walk through water like

38:45

that, that was like the only

38:47

time I ever did that. That

38:49

was when that pump died, right?

38:51

Yeah. It was that pump that

38:53

died and then it just flooded

38:56

the highway and then it flooded

38:58

over by your house. Yeah. There

39:00

were like cars like driving into

39:02

it and their whole engine shut

39:04

off, it was nuts. It was

39:06

nuts. Yeah, people they give it

39:09

the old college trial they do

39:11

and that's that's how you that's

39:13

how you lose your car. Yeah.

39:15

Michigan couple who we talked about

39:17

on the show they had been

39:20

in a Mexican prison for a

39:22

month over a timeshare dispute. Now

39:24

that's still questionable whether it was

39:26

their bad or not. But nonetheless,

39:28

they finally have been released from

39:30

the Mexican prison. Here's the update

39:33

on the story from ABC News.

39:35

We're happy to be home. That's

39:37

how we are. This morning, a

39:39

Michigan couple is back on American

39:41

soil after being held in a

39:44

Mexican prison for nearly a month

39:46

over charges from a timeshare dispute.

39:48

I literally had a room or

39:50

a cell that was... full of

39:52

cockroaches, a toilet that didn't work,

39:54

a sink full of used toilet

39:57

paper, and a shower that did

39:59

not work. Alicayo and his wife

40:01

Christie speaking exclusively to ABC News

40:03

from their plane shortly after they

40:05

touched down overnight. The pair were

40:08

arrested for fraud to a hotel

40:10

chain shortly after they landed at

40:12

the airport in Cancun for a

40:14

family vacation on March 4th. We

40:16

were stopped at immigration, which we

40:18

thought was just normal. And then

40:21

after waiting and then a lot

40:23

of police officers showed up and

40:25

eventually told us that we were

40:27

being arrested for fraud. They say

40:29

this all started because they signed

40:31

up for a timeshare with palace

40:34

resorts, but when the resort didn't

40:36

allow them to use their time

40:38

as promised, they disputed the contract

40:40

and reached out to their credit

40:42

card company to dispute the charges.

40:45

We sent them the information about

40:47

our contract, what they did, how

40:49

they breached it, they had two

40:51

to three weeks to respond, and

40:53

they didn't. And so we received

40:55

all of our money back that

40:58

we had charged on these credit

41:00

cards through the dispute process. But

41:02

Mexican authorities seeing that refund instead

41:04

as the cancellation of 13 transactions,

41:06

which were done maliciously by not

41:09

recognizing the charges. Thursday, a judge

41:11

accepting an agreement between the IKEOs

41:13

and the resort company in which

41:15

the couple will donate their over

41:17

$116,000 originally contested to a non-profit

41:19

in Mexico for orphaned children. Congressman

41:22

Tom Barrett from their home state

41:24

of Michigan traveling to Mexico and

41:26

meeting with the couple before bringing

41:28

them home. So we reached out

41:30

to members of their family to

41:33

engage with them. which then led

41:35

us to engage with the State

41:37

Department in the White House. I

41:39

traveled directly from Washington DC to

41:41

Cancun, went directly to the prison

41:43

to meet with them both, and

41:46

then met with Mexican officials and

41:48

began the process of negotiating their

41:50

release. This morning, Paul and Christie,

41:52

grateful to be back home, surrounded

41:54

by family. We are just overwhelmed

41:57

and we don't know how to

41:59

thank everybody. Money talks

42:01

though, huh? Yeah, money does time.

42:03

Yeah, money talks. Well, it's good.

42:05

They got them out of there.

42:07

That's a scary thing. But like

42:10

timeshares, I think, are scary anyways.

42:12

There's other, as I said before,

42:14

when we talked about this, there's

42:16

other allegations about this couple that

42:18

they were misusing their points. They

42:20

were letting people use there and

42:22

they were breaching their contract and

42:24

there's other things that have been

42:27

said about them and they filed

42:29

for bankruptcy before. There's probably a

42:31

lot going on here. Maybe they're

42:33

donating money. That's why I feel

42:35

like you know that you did

42:37

some stuff wrong, so you know

42:39

you're going to have to pay

42:41

something, and then it's just, you

42:44

know. But I don't want to

42:46

spend a month in a Mexican

42:48

prison. No. No. No, no. Thank

42:50

you. All right, I don't know

42:52

if you've seen this video. We

42:54

can't really play most of it

42:56

because there's a ton of swearing

42:58

in it, but a charter captain

43:01

in southwest Florida has been arrested

43:03

following a confrontation that was caught

43:05

on video where he's swearing at

43:07

another dude and then forcefully boards

43:09

his boat. Finally, the cops have

43:11

arrested this guy. The video went

43:13

viral over 1314 million views now.

43:15

Here's the latest on it from

43:18

Gulf Coast News. Bro, you ran

43:20

right through the middle of the

43:22

bridge while we were all fishing.

43:24

All right. You want to halt?

43:26

Yeah, I'm sure you've seen this

43:28

video already, right? A captain named

43:30

Brock Horner. Well, he's been arrested

43:33

after reportedly threatening a man on

43:35

our waterways. This video, as we

43:37

know, it went viral at this

43:39

time. I mean, there are millions

43:41

and millions of views. Now this

43:43

morning, Punta Gorda Police Department wrapped

43:45

up a press conference discussing the

43:47

charges that that captain Brock Horner

43:50

is now facing. on Tuesday. Now,

43:52

Captain Horner allegedly pulled up next

43:54

to the victim's boat. You saw

43:56

it in that video. He boarded

43:58

it against the other. will and

44:00

Charlotte Harbor. Golf Coast News reporter

44:02

Blaine Montgomery. Blaine, you're speaking with

44:04

the neighbors. There's been a lot

44:07

of controversy ever since this video

44:09

went viral. Yeah,

44:13

Captain Brock Horner won't be back

44:15

out here on the water for

44:17

a charter anytime soon. We're learning

44:19

from Punigorta police that Horner and

44:21

Gage Towels originally crossed paths under

44:23

the bridge two days before that

44:25

viral video was taken. Millions of

44:28

views and three days later, Captain

44:30

Brock is now facing charges for

44:32

his actions. That's how you know,

44:34

you know that the guy is

44:36

with is nuts. The viral video

44:38

has been shot ways throughout the

44:41

state and the rest of the

44:43

country. Panagorta Police say Sunday, March

44:45

30th, around 5 in the morning,

44:47

victim Gage Towl say says Captain

44:49

Brock Warner was speeding under the

44:51

Barry and Collier Bridge almost hitting

44:54

their boats just 10 feet away.

44:56

The video we see happens two

44:58

days later on Tuesday, April 1st.

45:00

Police say he even pulled Gage

45:02

by his shirt. Gage told police

45:04

he was so scared of Horner,

45:06

he considered jumping off his own

45:09

boat to get away. Now police

45:11

arrested 40 year old Brock Horner

45:13

yesterday in Port Charlotte after Horner

45:15

went MIA cutting off all forms

45:17

of communication. He was charged with

45:19

burglary with assault and battery. Other

45:22

voters say something he had coming

45:24

from him. I kind of think

45:26

he deserves that. If he would

45:28

have just yelled at him and

45:30

not gone on his boat. It

45:32

would have been fine if he

45:34

didn't get charged, but I think

45:37

since he got on his boat

45:39

and did all that stupid stuff,

45:41

he kind of deserves that. Definitely

45:43

how you handle it. You could

45:45

either come about it like you're

45:47

hard and you own everything like

45:50

he did, or you could come

45:52

about it, like you're in the

45:54

wrong, this, that, and then fix

45:56

each other. Order

46:00

has since bonded out of jail.

46:02

According to arrest records, he was

46:04

released earlier today. FWC and the

46:06

U.S. Coast Guard are conducting their

46:08

own investigation. Captain Brock's attorney told

46:10

me today they are not available

46:13

for comment at this time. There's

46:15

just a jubby dude just fishing,

46:17

just like, something's going on over

46:19

there. Oh yeah. And I just

46:21

don't know that kid who, you

46:23

know, you know, claim that that

46:25

dude like came flying through that

46:27

little area at night or whatever

46:30

and he almost hit a different

46:32

boat that didn't have its lights

46:34

on he or the that guy

46:36

claimed the other boat didn't have

46:38

its lights on but it was

46:40

the longest time to me you

46:42

show up and start yelling I'll

46:44

go fish somewhere else like yeah

46:46

I'm not I can just turn

46:49

my boat on and go like

46:51

I'm not gonna listen to you

46:53

all day and I mean he

46:55

sat there and engaged with him

46:57

for so so long you know

46:59

yeah it's even questioned that guy

47:01

said he was a better and

47:03

there's questions that he made about

47:06

his service that's what I heard

47:08

too all that kind of stuff

47:10

yeah I heard that to people

47:12

will turn against you well the

47:14

thing about this kind of stuff

47:16

is it hits the internet and

47:18

then everyone finds out every single

47:20

captain that was on that uh...

47:23

boat with him they all have

47:25

their own company all their companies

47:27

are out there because people are

47:29

like well they didn't stop their

47:31

friend from doing any of this

47:33

so why would i trust any

47:35

of them so i don't know

47:37

man the internet finds everything oh

47:39

yeah for sure it does you

47:42

know if you've ever had to

47:44

deal with a woodpecker you know

47:46

they can be a real pain

47:48

in the pecker i've never really

47:50

had any issues with the one

47:52

i had one uh... trying to

47:54

eat the siding of my house.

47:56

Oh, that's unsuccessful. Yeah, we had

47:59

one drill holes into the side

48:01

of our patio. Just keep making

48:03

holes. You can hear them from

48:05

like miles away. So in Massachusetts,

48:07

some people have been noticing broken

48:09

car windows inside view. mirrors and

48:11

they realize a damn woodpecker's been

48:13

doing it. Nice. Here's the story

48:16

from NBC 10 in Boston. Well

48:18

as we stand with motif number

48:20

one just behind me here in

48:22

the picturesque town of Rockport we

48:24

are joining you tonight with an

48:26

unusual case of vandalism. So we

48:28

got this one last and he

48:30

did enough damage that it had

48:32

to be replaced. a series of

48:35

side view broken mirrors. I didn't

48:37

hear when it happened, but it

48:39

had been happening, you know, quite

48:41

a bit. How many people so

48:43

far? So there's a guy on

48:45

that side who lost two mirrors,

48:47

a guy that lost three, all

48:49

in their own yard, a lady

48:52

at the end of our street

48:54

down here, and then the three

48:56

in our yard so far. For

48:58

weeks, neighbors wondered who? When it

49:00

happened, I think it happened all,

49:02

all of them happened within a

49:04

couple days of each other each

49:06

other. to figure out if he

49:09

broke it. Like did he hit

49:11

a branch? Did he hit something?

49:13

Vocals began taking a deeper look

49:15

and listen to their surroundings. The

49:17

last couple years of the woodpeckers

49:19

have been back. We haven't seen

49:21

them before that. I guess they

49:23

were all but extinct at one

49:25

point, but they've come back with

49:28

a vengeance. He'll sit on a

49:30

side merit two vehicle and then

49:32

as soon as he sees his

49:34

reflection, he starts going after it.

49:36

So those little pieces of glass

49:38

all over the ground. The woodpecker

49:40

drumming and drilling is typical for

49:42

breeding season, meant to attract mates

49:45

and established territories and begins in

49:47

early spring. the woodpecker from seeing

49:49

himself so I just put a

49:51

small garbage bag all over himself.

49:53

He can come back any time

49:55

he wants to curb the vandalism

49:57

but you know if if he

49:59

wants to hang out here he's

50:02

more than welcome. So the neighborhood

50:04

has not come up with an

50:06

official nickname yet but for now

50:08

they are going with the pilliated

50:10

pillager and he votes back there.

50:12

Yeah, that's a terrible thing. It's

50:14

hard to say. That is awful.

50:16

I don't even know if he

50:18

said it right. It would suck

50:21

so much to have keep replacing

50:23

your side humor and that ain't

50:25

cheap. No, no. So I'm covering

50:27

with garbage bags like that guy

50:29

too. No, I get it. I

50:31

do get it. Oh, they're just

50:33

little bastards. I just... He thinks

50:35

he's like it's breeding time and

50:38

he thinks he's like a rival

50:40

dude is there. He's like, oh,

50:42

you want to go! Yeah. Oh,

50:44

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

50:46

I thought they just got bugs

50:48

out of trees. I thought they

50:50

just got bugs out of trees.

50:52

I had no idea that was

50:55

going on there. I didn't know

50:57

that they did that noise stuff

50:59

too to try and bang. Yeah.

51:01

I didn't know that either. So

51:03

they drilled through the top of

51:05

our patio on both sides and

51:07

then like lived in there and

51:09

I had little, oh no, little

51:11

pepper babies. Wow. Yeah. So it

51:14

was just a whole nightmare. We

51:16

had to call someone in. For

51:18

me, it was just one day.

51:20

He was probably the mating season

51:22

and he realized like, man, when

51:24

I hit this siding. When I

51:26

hit this siding. It is making

51:28

a colossal noise. Unfortunately, I was

51:31

trying to take a nap. And

51:33

they don't give up. They don't

51:35

give up. No, they don't. And

51:37

imagine doing the same job for

51:39

55 years. I can't imagine it.

51:41

There is an 84 year old

51:43

who's been doing just that. He

51:45

just got into the UPS circle

51:48

of honor. Whoa! Because he's had

51:50

a 55 year safe driving record.

51:52

And he's still doing it. Pretty

51:54

impressive, actually. Yeah. 84 years old,

51:56

delivering your packages. Here's the story

51:58

on this one from ABC. Put

52:00

the seat ball on. Test a

52:02

horn. I've never seen this guy

52:04

before. He likes his hair dye,

52:07

by the way. Yeah, I think

52:09

we've seen him before. I feel

52:11

like I know his. His face

52:13

from something they give him a

52:15

shiny car or he keeps it

52:17

that shiny himself may but that

52:19

yeah, he loves people will keep

52:21

their cars nice. They do. You

52:24

know he probably shines it. Here's

52:26

the story. George Ledavico has started

52:28

his day just like this for

52:30

61 years. This is what I

52:32

drive to Philadelphia every day. I

52:34

first started on December 13th 1963

52:36

as Christmas Hill. I've done about

52:38

every job that they have here.

52:40

He gets ready for work around

52:43

two in the morning. At 84

52:45

George still works full-time as a

52:47

driver out of Vineland New Jersey.

52:49

He was recently inducted into the

52:51

UPS Circle of Honor, celebrated for

52:53

55 years of safe driving. Give

52:55

it up for George everybody. The

52:57

safety tips? Make sure you're clear

53:00

in intersections. Always be alert and

53:02

always expect the unexpected. Something he

53:04

likely learned while serving in the

53:06

Marine Corps for four years. Since

53:08

then, he's logged more than 2

53:10

million miles driving for UPS. Stop

53:12

the liver. 1,787,500. That was all

53:14

one week. Packages delivered. 3.6 million

53:17

packets. Oh my God, remember my

53:19

back hurts. I enjoy getting up

53:21

to you on Earth. Who have

53:23

to prove? Smile. He doesn't seem

53:25

84. He really doesn't, he's a

53:27

marine though, so he's like, he

53:29

was bad ass through and through.

53:31

Yep. So. And I just think

53:33

he's been lifting packages and moving

53:36

for so long that it's like.

53:38

It's good for you, probably like

53:40

it'll keep you moving. Yeah, keep

53:42

you healthy. For sure it does.

53:44

But yeah, 55 years a long

53:46

time to do that with no

53:48

access. I'd have bumped so many

53:50

things. Oh good. They got to

53:53

keep their eyes on them. Because

53:55

at 84. It starts to be

53:57

like, you never know. I doubt

53:59

you remember him from this, but

54:01

Jason you said he did make

54:03

the news before. Yeah, like to

54:05

11 years ago for 43 years

54:07

without an accident. I swear to

54:10

God, I know. You don't even

54:12

remember. I know, but this is

54:14

the way my stupid brain works.

54:16

Did you see George's mustache? He

54:18

can never forget something. I'm like,

54:20

I know this guy. He was

54:22

like, it's like he's painted up.

54:24

Yeah. Does like his black hair

54:26

die? Yeah. Dark. Dark. He doesn't

54:29

go with like salt and pepper.

54:31

No, no. He's not. He is

54:33

like, nope. Yep. Like fresh out

54:35

of the womb. Pure black hair.

54:37

All right, we're going to take

54:39

a break when we come back

54:41

in a moment, celebrity dirt and

54:43

sports news coming up. What did

54:46

Scarlet Johansson's stalker do to get

54:48

himself arrested? Nothing. Sean Combs is

54:50

set to go on trial in

54:52

a month. And did the case

54:54

against him just get a little

54:56

bigger? And what does Wayne Gretske

54:58

think about losing his NHL scoring

55:00

record? We'll get to that and

55:03

much more when we come back

55:05

in just a moment here on

55:07

David Chuck the Freak. I have

55:09

a name saying something that works

55:11

great for me. Yes, the tip

55:13

is a little softer. That's what

55:15

I thought, yeah. But you still

55:17

get the full sensation of finale

55:19

and it is pretty rigid. Because

55:22

you have to pump it before,

55:24

pump it up? Yeah. You just

55:26

put this on while you're doing

55:28

it. Make it fun, right? You're

55:30

ready to see. Hold on, just

55:32

let me get ready. Oh no,

55:34

got too much! Oh no! I

55:36

got too much party to the

55:39

next one! That's why I don't

55:41

think it's a manual. Yeah, you

55:43

can't leave it in my hands.

55:45

I'll be like, a little bit

55:47

more. Too much! and

55:55

Chuck the Freak. Email

55:57

at David Chuck the

55:59

freak.com. Back

56:09

with you on this Monday, the 7th

56:12

day of April, and as we continue

56:14

here on Dave and Chuck The Freak,

56:16

we've got celebrity dirt and sports news

56:18

on the way. What did Scarlet Johansson's

56:20

stalker do to get himself arrested? Sean

56:23

Combs is set to go on trial

56:25

in a month. Did the case against

56:27

him just get a little bigger? What

56:29

does Wayne Gretzky think about losing his

56:32

NHL scoring record? Is he pissed? All

56:34

that's coming up. First in sports, when

56:36

you go into the final four of

56:38

March Madness, you know going in that

56:40

two teams will win, two will lose.

56:43

What you don't expect is that one

56:45

of the losing teams will end up

56:47

being the team that just about every

56:49

expert predicted would win easily. Saturday night's

56:52

opening acts off Florida takedown Auburn 7973.

56:54

The late game though saw the Houston

56:56

Cougars upset March Madness favorite Duke. 70

56:58

to 7. Do you see what was

57:00

the final score? Oh, they got it.

57:03

What does it say on the page?

57:05

70 to 767. That's what it was.

57:07

Yeah, 71 to 67 I think. Was

57:09

it that? Yeah, yeah, I believe so.

57:12

With 215 left to play, Duke was

57:14

in the driver's seat with a nine-point

57:16

lead, but the Cougars clawed back and

57:18

were able to take the lead and

57:21

the game in the final seconds. Yeah,

57:23

two, the three-pointer and then the foul.

57:25

The NCAA men's basketball championship is going

57:27

to tip off tonight at 8.50 p.m.

57:29

Eastern with the action seen on CBS.

57:32

Florida goes in as a one and

57:34

a half point favorite over Houston. The

57:36

over under is set at 140 and

57:38

a half points. You have some champion.

57:41

Yeah. You're very excited, huh? You are.

57:43

I just thought of this funny because

57:45

it's like, what's my prize going to

57:47

be? That's all I was there. I

57:49

can't wait to find out. I have

57:52

a feeling it's going to be the

57:54

biggest bottle of booze you could ever

57:56

see. Really? And it's like, well, thanks

57:58

for that, I appreciate it. Oh, yeah.

58:01

That's usually a safe radio gift. That's

58:03

what I figured it's something like. Yeah.

58:05

Most radio people are drunk. Or a

58:07

pencil and a notepad. No, I hope

58:10

it's better than that. Well, we can't

58:12

wait to hear the big reveal for

58:14

the winner of the company. We can't

58:16

afford a lot. That's the only reason

58:18

I shared. That is nice. We're going

58:21

to get your own desk upstairs because

58:23

we have a lot of room up

58:25

there. Well, how much I got to

58:27

pay to rent it? No, no, it's

58:30

yours. That's your problem. Give anyone any

58:32

ideas. It's good for me to be

58:34

upstairs when the show's going on here,

58:36

but that's cool. Just for after if

58:38

you ever want to use it. Yeah.

58:41

You know. Great. Got to do adjacent

58:43

stuff. Yeah. That's so exciting. It's really

58:45

thrilling. Hope to get my picture up,

58:47

maybe. Hope to get my picture up,

58:50

maybe. Oh, March Madness. No, have you

58:52

ever seen a March Madness winner picture?

58:54

Let's just do it. Let's just do

58:56

that. Yeah, we need to. Right next

58:58

to the front March Madness parking spot.

59:01

Yeah. They'll take up with a handicap

59:03

spot again for us. Oh my God.

59:05

Pain over the handicap sign with a

59:07

big basketball? Yeah, I love it. Here's

59:10

a picture of you. I'll take it.

59:12

We'll never park there. It is nice

59:14

that you won, though. Yeah. Yeah, congratulations.

59:16

Thanks. Yeah. We're proud of you. Thank

59:19

you. Well done. It took them nine

59:21

years, but the ladies of Yukon finally

59:23

have their 12th NCAA women's basketball national

59:25

championship. Oh dear. I'm so excited. Yeah.

59:27

Jesse was like stop talking about Page.

59:30

Did you see? My girl Page won?

59:32

Yeah. It's too much. In a lot.

59:34

Dominating performance, the two seed Huskies managed

59:36

to take down their third number one

59:39

seed to the tournament with an 82

59:41

59 win over the South Carolina Game

59:43

Cox. That's a tough

59:45

name. That is yeah, it's pretty

59:47

cool. Yeah, but congratulations to them

59:49

The National Hockey League has a

59:51

new goal king yesterday afternoon Alex

59:53

of Edgekin netted career goal 895

59:55

passing Wayne Gretske as the NHL's

59:57

all-time goal score. Even though the

59:59

Washington Capitals lost four to one

1:00:01

to the New York Islanders, the

1:00:03

day belonged to a vetigan with

1:00:05

his wife, mother, and sons in

1:00:07

attendance, along with Gretske, NHL Commissioner

1:00:09

Gary Bettman, and a sold-out house

1:00:11

of fans pumped to be there

1:00:13

to witness history firsthand. But those

1:00:15

are the things like, you hope

1:00:17

it happens? Oh yeah, you just

1:00:19

have to go to every single

1:00:21

game if you want to see

1:00:23

it. 3,000. Yeah, three. Yeah, I

1:00:25

went and then it was like

1:00:27

intentionally walked in the fourth. He

1:00:29

didn't get it done. Like I

1:00:31

had tickets to the game and

1:00:33

it got rained out. And then

1:00:36

I knew I had tickets to

1:00:38

go to game two the next

1:00:40

game and he broke it in

1:00:42

the first game. So it was

1:00:44

like, oh, this great stuff. Well,

1:00:46

a lot of people witnessed this.

1:00:48

Here's how it played out. We'll

1:00:50

get you to Gretski's reaction after

1:00:52

this. He wondered why they turned

1:00:54

the puck over in the offensive

1:00:56

zone. He had to stay all

1:00:58

the way back into his own

1:01:00

zone there. But no, he's just

1:01:02

trying to find a seam and

1:01:04

all that, hey, we're going to

1:01:06

try to force it until if

1:01:08

he's open. Here is all that's

1:01:10

get seized. Damn

1:01:26

Greskey's wife still looks good. Alexovich

1:01:28

can do an okay too. Oh

1:01:30

no, sure. Anyway, so this celebration

1:01:32

goes on for a while and

1:01:34

they interviewed Wayne Greskey right after

1:01:36

this to see what he thought

1:01:38

about it. Here's what he said.

1:01:41

Wayne was a magical moment for

1:01:43

the NHL. What was it like

1:01:45

for you to pass the torch

1:01:47

to Obey? Well, I don't know

1:01:49

if it's passing the torch. I

1:01:51

felt like I scored the goal

1:01:53

myself. I was so excited, right?

1:01:55

You know, the game is great.

1:01:57

What makes our game great is

1:01:59

the people in the game. And

1:02:01

he's a wonderful young man. He

1:02:03

deserves all the accolades he's getting.

1:02:05

I'm so happy for him. And

1:02:08

listen, this is wonderful for the

1:02:10

National Hockey League. How can we

1:02:12

not be so proud? It's hard

1:02:14

to score 500 goals, let alone

1:02:16

895. So my hat goes off

1:02:18

to him. Happy for his teammates

1:02:20

because I don't think people realize

1:02:22

and I didn't understand that so

1:02:24

after I was done the pressure

1:02:26

and the want that the teammates

1:02:28

have to and those kids hand

1:02:30

themselves really well and the Islander

1:02:32

fans tonight were incredibly graceful to

1:02:35

OV when he scored the goal

1:02:37

and I'm so proud of the

1:02:39

fact that NHL players from the

1:02:41

islanders were standing in line to

1:02:43

shake his hand. That's what makes

1:02:45

our game great right so much.

1:02:47

It's kind of a pin of

1:02:49

Gordy how So the pin is

1:02:51

yeah, I believe so. Yeah, pretty

1:02:53

cool. Yeah, do you think you're

1:02:55

crushed a little that someone has

1:02:57

taken your record? Because it stood

1:02:59

for so long? Well, yeah, but

1:03:02

I mean, I think he's still

1:03:04

like a thousand something assists ahead

1:03:06

of anyone else. So he's he's

1:03:08

pretty safe. Like his point total

1:03:10

is never going to get touched.

1:03:12

So he's fine. And he's Wayne

1:03:14

Gretske. Yeah, he's doing it. He's

1:03:16

fine. You know, and I'm not

1:03:18

sure how I feel about this.

1:03:20

I don't know if you saw

1:03:22

this. The second basement for the

1:03:24

Phillies, Bryson Stott, he did a

1:03:26

gender reveal during his first at

1:03:29

bat over the weekend. I don't

1:03:31

like it. That's a weird, like,

1:03:33

like, at a game that was

1:03:35

televised. For one of his buddies?

1:03:37

For a buddy. Okay, he was

1:03:39

going to come out with either

1:03:41

a blue band or a pink

1:03:43

band to let his buddy and

1:03:45

His wife know that they were

1:03:47

having a boy or a girl.

1:03:49

Okay, baseball no Honestly, I'm surprised

1:03:51

Major League Baseball was okay with

1:03:53

him. They probably didn't say, they

1:03:56

probably didn't say anything to him.

1:03:58

No, but they'll, they'll probably crack

1:04:00

down after this. Yeah. I would

1:04:02

think, here's what happened. Time down

1:04:04

for our team mobile coverage camp.

1:04:06

All right, Johnny, so in his

1:04:08

first at bat, Bryson stopped at

1:04:10

a favor for our buddy Ryan

1:04:12

Stevens and his wife, Haley. And

1:04:14

he gave a gendered reveal. Congratulations,

1:04:16

yaw. Yeah. Little girl ain't nothing

1:04:18

better. Yeah, congratulations Ryan and Halley.

1:04:20

So we've talked about Ryan often

1:04:23

because he customizes spikes and sneakers

1:04:25

and crops. Yeah. And does a

1:04:27

fantastic job. I don't think that's

1:04:29

too crazy a way to do

1:04:31

that. I don't think it is

1:04:33

either. I think if he would

1:04:35

have been an all pink, that

1:04:37

would have been something. He just

1:04:39

had a band. Yeah, to me,

1:04:41

personally, I think it's more of

1:04:43

an issue of I can't believe

1:04:45

you're going to ask me, you're

1:04:47

going to ask me to do

1:04:50

this. Because I feel like I

1:04:52

could get some heat for it,

1:04:54

but I'm going to say yes.

1:04:56

Yeah, sure I'll do it. But

1:04:58

I mean you I almost feel

1:05:00

like as a friend you should

1:05:02

know hey like there's certain things

1:05:04

you don't ask me Yeah, like

1:05:06

you don't ask me to get

1:05:08

an autograph from show Hey Otani

1:05:10

for you, you know, like if

1:05:12

you know any professional athletes, you

1:05:14

don't ask him for stuff like

1:05:17

that's just He must have been

1:05:19

fine with it though. He must

1:05:21

have and I don't know their

1:05:23

relationship and what it's like, but

1:05:25

I don't know. They said this

1:05:27

guy customizes cleats and other footwear,

1:05:29

so I guess he's known in

1:05:31

the league to people and somebody

1:05:33

of his. The announcers were aware.

1:05:35

Yeah. They were talking about it,

1:05:37

so it was all... And I

1:05:39

don't think it was like, it

1:05:41

wasn't obnoxious, it was just like

1:05:44

a little thing, and I think

1:05:46

the guys will wear pink. Yeah,

1:05:48

but I still... I think that...

1:05:50

Major League Baseball, we're like, yeah,

1:05:52

we can't do gender reveals during

1:05:54

our broadcast. You know, and I

1:05:56

don't know if it would have

1:05:58

been worse if he would have

1:06:00

walked out to the plate and

1:06:02

then like launched one of the

1:06:04

rest of the fanons. Yeah. Like

1:06:06

his old pain just turned on

1:06:08

a bunch of like pink powders.

1:06:11

Exactly. That was fine. It's all

1:06:13

just so stupid anyway. It is.

1:06:15

No one cares when you and

1:06:17

your family. No one cares. But

1:06:19

honestly, if the announcers didn't say

1:06:21

anything, no one would have known

1:06:23

anything was going on. You would

1:06:25

never notice that. I would just

1:06:27

think it's like a tribute, like

1:06:29

a cancer tribute or something. Yeah,

1:06:31

that's it. Normally, that's when they

1:06:33

were the pink. Yeah. All right,

1:06:35

moving on to celebrity dirt now

1:06:38

and Scarlet Johansson Stocker is making.

1:06:40

other stocker Michael Branham. Is there

1:06:42

something wrong with this man? I

1:06:44

mean obviously mentally there's always something

1:06:46

wrong with us. When I show

1:06:48

you him there's something wrong with

1:06:50

him. Well he's a full-time Scarlet

1:06:52

Johansson stocker. I wouldn't expect him

1:06:54

to be have it all together

1:06:56

you know what I mean? That's

1:06:58

half that that's how I look

1:07:00

when I'm at home. You have

1:07:02

some similarities with this man like

1:07:05

was that just like it was

1:07:07

he... Like lick in the corner

1:07:09

of his mouth and they caught

1:07:11

him. No, I think it was

1:07:13

on purpose. Yeah, here's the story

1:07:15

of why he's been arrested and

1:07:17

how it involves Saturday Night Live

1:07:19

Scarlet Johansson's alleged stalker is under

1:07:21

arrest for threatening to bomb Saturday

1:07:23

Night Live Johansson has hosted S&L

1:07:25

six times. She was front and

1:07:27

center during the 50th anniversary. Her

1:07:29

husband Colin Joe's is the co-host

1:07:32

of weekend update. I want to

1:07:34

dedicate this next joke to my

1:07:36

boo Scarlett Johan. So she's often

1:07:38

backstage. During his arraignment yesterday, Michael

1:07:40

Joseph Branam stuck his tongue out

1:07:42

at photographers. Johansson says he has

1:07:44

been stalking her for nearly two

1:07:46

years. Oh yeah. Even has her

1:07:48

name tattooed over his heart. Oh

1:07:50

my God. According to the criminal

1:07:52

complaint, Brandon texted, the next time

1:07:54

you hear from me, I will

1:07:57

be on CNN for exploding a

1:07:59

bomb in Saturday Night Live audience.

1:08:01

When security guards here at 30

1:08:03

Rock, where S&L is filmed, found

1:08:05

out about the text, they alerted

1:08:07

police. Johansson tried to get a

1:08:09

restraining order against the suspect after

1:08:11

he repeatedly showed up at her

1:08:13

home in California. But this bomb

1:08:15

threat is the suspect's most brazen

1:08:17

act yet. When somebody comes out

1:08:19

and professes their intention to commit

1:08:21

some of the act, you have

1:08:24

to take it seriously. In her

1:08:26

request for a restraining order, which

1:08:28

wasn't granted, Johansson says, Random believes

1:08:30

that he is the father of

1:08:32

my son, which is completely false.

1:08:34

Random social media is littered with

1:08:36

posts devoted to Scarlet. The 48-year-old

1:08:38

claims she bought him this car.

1:08:40

Thank you so much. My fiancé,

1:08:42

Scarlet Johansson, are buying me a

1:08:44

car. You're the best woman ever.

1:08:46

I love... Chuck, did the same

1:08:48

post when he got his Jeep.

1:08:51

Thank you, Scarlet, for buying me

1:08:53

this Jeep. Where did he get

1:08:55

the car? She, uh, yeah, I

1:08:57

don't know. I bought the car.

1:08:59

Yeah. He also posted a photo

1:09:01

of a gun. Here's the last

1:09:03

thing all you are going to

1:09:05

see for messing around with me

1:09:07

and Scarlet Ingrid Johansson. When someone

1:09:09

has kind of fixation on an

1:09:11

individual, it doesn't go away whether

1:09:13

someone spends some time in jail

1:09:15

or whether they're out in the

1:09:18

public. Front and faces a number

1:09:20

of charges including making a threat

1:09:22

of mass harm. He is pleaded

1:09:24

not guilty. Yeah, I mean that's

1:09:26

a little... That tattoo is wild.

1:09:28

I mean, as you're doing that

1:09:30

tattoo on, I'm insane. Hey man,

1:09:32

are you okay? You're crazy? You

1:09:34

know what I think you do?

1:09:36

You're like, the guy comes in

1:09:38

and he's like, I want a

1:09:40

crazy thing of sky that you

1:09:42

had all over my chest and

1:09:45

the guy's like, I'll do it

1:09:47

for $2,000. And then he's like...

1:09:49

Yes, and you're like, oh, $3,000.

1:09:51

And because you probably don't want

1:09:53

to do it. But then you

1:09:55

just keep raising a price and

1:09:57

then you do it. It'll do

1:09:59

it no problem. Chuck, what do

1:10:01

you have on your heart right

1:10:03

now? I've got several names. Yeah.

1:10:05

Anandarmus is on there. I got

1:10:07

Scarlet. Yeah, you just keep adding

1:10:09

names to it. Yeah, you got

1:10:12

to. You got to. I've shaved

1:10:14

a little bit for Sydney Sweeney.

1:10:16

Oh, haven't gone all the way

1:10:18

yet. I need some room. Just

1:10:20

in case. Yeah, I get it.

1:10:22

Well, with about a month ago

1:10:24

before his trial begins, there's more

1:10:26

trouble for Diddy, a new federal

1:10:28

indictment charging him with five criminal

1:10:30

counts. Here's that update from ABC

1:10:32

News. This morning, Sean Diddy Combs

1:10:34

faces two additional criminal charges a

1:10:36

month before he's scheduled to stand

1:10:39

trial in New York. Federal prosecutors

1:10:41

charged Combs with an additional count

1:10:43

of sex trafficking and an additional

1:10:45

count of transportation to engage in

1:10:47

prostitution. Both relate to an individual

1:10:49

referred to in court papers as

1:10:51

victim two. Combs previously pleaded not

1:10:53

guilty to one count of each

1:10:55

of those charges as well as

1:10:57

the most serious charge he faces,

1:10:59

racketeering conspiracy. For Sean Combs, the

1:11:01

challenge in this new superseding indictment

1:11:03

is that any one alleged victim

1:11:06

could amount to serious prison time.

1:11:08

He would have to disprove each

1:11:10

and every one of the four

1:11:12

alleged victims because of even one

1:11:14

as believed he could serve life

1:11:16

behind bars. Combs now faces a

1:11:18

total of five federal counts that

1:11:20

could get him decades in prison

1:11:22

if convicted. His attorneys are downplaying

1:11:24

the new indictment, saying in a

1:11:26

statement these are not new allegations

1:11:28

or new accusers. These are the

1:11:30

same individuals, former long-term girlfriends, who

1:11:33

were involved in consensual relationships. This

1:11:35

was their private sex life, defined

1:11:37

by consent, not coercion. But the

1:11:39

indictment says Combs lured women under

1:11:41

the pretense of a romantic relationship

1:11:43

into engaging in sexual encounters. And

1:11:45

when he didn't get his way,

1:11:47

prosecutors alleged Combs kidnapped a woman,

1:11:49

flashed a gun, and dangled a

1:11:51

female victim over an apartment balcony.

1:11:53

Prosecutors are pushing to use a

1:11:55

video obtained by CNN that appears

1:11:57

to show Combs kicked. and dragging

1:12:00

then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in a Los

1:12:02

Angeles hotel. Defense attorneys say the

1:12:04

video is deceptive and they're trying

1:12:06

to exclude it. The judge believes

1:12:08

that the defense is arguing that

1:12:10

it's been tampered with and there's

1:12:12

no other original copy, then that

1:12:14

video will not be shown to

1:12:16

the jury and cannot be considered

1:12:18

for any of the alleged crimes.

1:12:20

Jury selection is set to begin

1:12:22

a month from today May 5th.

1:12:24

The plan is to call 300

1:12:27

prospective jurors a day till the

1:12:29

panel is seated. They'll begin filling

1:12:31

out questionnaires with at the end

1:12:33

of the month. I wonder if

1:12:35

it'll be like a televised court.

1:12:37

Yeah, I can't remember if they

1:12:39

said it would or not. Probably

1:12:41

too disturbing, right? It depends on

1:12:43

the state to whether or not

1:12:45

they left that stuff. Is expected

1:12:47

to be public but not live

1:12:49

streamed as most federal courts do

1:12:51

not allowed cameras or electronics in

1:12:54

the electronics in the courtroom. Right.

1:12:56

So we'll know what's happening. We

1:12:58

just won't be able to watch.

1:13:00

Yeah, exactly Yeah It would be

1:13:02

huge it would I just I

1:13:04

I Just have a bad feeling

1:13:06

about it all What's your bad

1:13:08

feeling that nothing's gonna happen? Yep.

1:13:10

I have a really bad feeling

1:13:12

that they're just gonna somehow they're

1:13:14

gonna come up with stuff like

1:13:16

even just like that video Where

1:13:18

it's like we've seen that video

1:13:21

Well, it's a battle of the

1:13:23

lawyers and the money at you

1:13:25

know, that's it You know, but

1:13:27

like it's like they got a

1:13:29

lot that seems like they got

1:13:31

a lot of stuff. Yeah, well,

1:13:33

they keep adding on and adding

1:13:35

on. You know, Terrence Howard did

1:13:37

this crazy interview over the weekend

1:13:39

where he claimed that Diddy tried

1:13:41

to F him literally. Well, he

1:13:43

said that every single person that

1:13:45

ever went there basically was taken.

1:13:48

He listed a ton of guys.

1:13:50

Oh, yeah, he said everyone from

1:13:52

JZ to Rock Obama. Yeah, they

1:13:54

all were taken by Diddy. Yeah,

1:13:56

not cool. You mean Terrence Howard

1:13:58

is out there? Terrence Howard's got

1:14:00

some stuff, but I don't really

1:14:02

know who that is. I've heard

1:14:04

his name before Terrence Howard, but

1:14:06

I don't know. was in yeah

1:14:08

he was yeah he was what

1:14:10

was that Muslim flow hustle and

1:14:12

flow oh that guy yeah he

1:14:15

also believes he solved one of

1:14:17

the hardest math equations have you

1:14:19

over the last couple weeks have

1:14:21

you listened to his math theories

1:14:23

yeah I have pretty well and

1:14:25

also they've been usually debunked quickly

1:14:27

debunked by a real like a

1:14:29

math expert yeah like Oh God,

1:14:31

what's the guy's Eric Weinstein? Came

1:14:33

out and was like, no dude.

1:14:35

But you know, yeah, so I

1:14:37

think he's a little off his

1:14:39

rocker, but so I think he's

1:14:42

very very smart, but it's Put

1:14:44

him in a weird spot. You

1:14:46

know, speaking of other guys up

1:14:48

to no good Russell Brand has

1:14:50

been charged with rape and sexual

1:14:52

assault in the UK. He is

1:14:54

denying it. Here's that story British

1:14:56

prosecutors have charged English comedian and

1:14:58

actor Russell Brand with rape and

1:15:00

sexual assault. In a statement, London's

1:15:02

Met Police said the charges include

1:15:04

one allegation of rape, one allegation

1:15:06

of indecent assault, one of oral

1:15:09

rape, and two more accounts of

1:15:11

sexual assault. Brand quickly fired back

1:15:13

on social media, denying the accusations.

1:15:15

I've never engaged in non-consensual activity.

1:15:17

I pray that you can see

1:15:19

that by looking in my eyes.

1:15:21

Police said the five alleged incidents

1:15:23

involved four women and happened between

1:15:25

1999 and 2005 and 2005 in

1:15:27

the UK. Brand admitted he was

1:15:29

promiscuous back then. I was a

1:15:31

drug addict, a sex addict, and

1:15:33

an imbecile, but what I never

1:15:36

was was a rapist. The comedian

1:15:38

got his start performing risque standing.

1:15:40

Oh God, it's all smell. Judy

1:15:42

calls in the battle. I'm trying

1:15:44

to begin her later. Later, jumping

1:15:46

the Atlantic, moving to LA and

1:15:48

briefly, married to pop star Katie

1:15:50

Perry back in 2010. But in

1:15:52

recent years he's largely been out

1:15:54

of the mainstream Hollywood mix. He's

1:15:56

built a YouTube channel following of

1:15:58

6.8 million from... the people who

1:16:00

bought you COVID vaccines, cancer vaccines,

1:16:03

oh no, we're all going to

1:16:05

die. And at times, amplifying

1:16:07

conspiracy theories, especially during the

1:16:09

COVID-19 pandemic. In his statement,

1:16:11

he said he's ready to

1:16:14

defend himself in court next

1:16:16

month. And of course, I'm now

1:16:18

going to have the opportunity to defend

1:16:20

these charges in court and I'm incredibly

1:16:23

grateful for that. Prosecutors have

1:16:25

set the court date for

1:16:27

May 2nd. Yeah, he went through

1:16:29

some stuff over here too, right?

1:16:31

Like, I think so too, yeah.

1:16:33

I mean, I just, I think there

1:16:36

was a period of time where

1:16:38

I'm not sure he knows

1:16:40

anything. Doesn't remember, right? Anything

1:16:43

that was going on, right?

1:16:45

You know, it's just, I always

1:16:47

wonder, like, why it takes so

1:16:49

long, why it takes 20 years?

1:16:52

Yeah, I wonder that too. You

1:16:54

know, just let it play out.

1:16:56

Doesn't matter. Speaking of Allegation Alley,

1:16:59

back in 2022, Bill Murray was

1:17:01

working on a movie called Being

1:17:03

Mortal, which was being directed by

1:17:06

Aziz Ansari, and he did something

1:17:08

to a female crew member that

1:17:10

got that movie canceled. Well,

1:17:12

Bill still doesn't think what he

1:17:14

did was that bad, but he

1:17:17

has finally revealed what it was.

1:17:19

He said, I was wearing a mask,

1:17:21

and I gave her a kiss. She was

1:17:23

wearing a mask as well. It wasn't

1:17:25

like I touched her. It was just

1:17:28

giving her a kiss through a

1:17:30

mask. And I'll just say,

1:17:32

she wasn't a stranger. He

1:17:34

adds, quote, I thought it was

1:17:36

funny. To me, it's still funny.

1:17:39

The idea you could give someone

1:17:41

a kiss with a mask on.

1:17:43

It was just stupid. That's

1:17:46

all it was. It still

1:17:48

bothers him that everything came

1:17:50

to a halt the way it did.

1:17:52

He said there was no It

1:17:55

was just canceled.

1:17:57

He said, I don't go

1:17:59

too many.

1:18:02

days without thinking about

1:18:04

it You just never know, I

1:18:06

know if I put a mask

1:18:08

on and I tried to kiss

1:18:10

Dave, he'd still be pretty upset

1:18:12

about it. I'd be going to

1:18:14

write to that. Shut the whole

1:18:16

showdown. You know what I mean?

1:18:18

Cancelled? Yeah. Well, you just can't

1:18:20

do that to a couple of

1:18:23

her. No. We don't know what

1:18:25

their relationship was or what was

1:18:27

going on there. I don't know

1:18:29

the information. I don't know why

1:18:31

they shut the whole movie down,

1:18:33

you know. It does seem extreme.

1:18:35

The movie was it, did they

1:18:37

say? Yeah, it was called Being

1:18:39

mortal. You know, see, I've never

1:18:41

even heard of that movie. It

1:18:43

wasn't released. Yeah, no, like it

1:18:46

just totally, they just totally stopped.

1:18:48

Do you think sometimes you're like

1:18:50

filming stuff and you're like, you've

1:18:52

picked the star, you want Bill

1:18:54

Murray in it, you want this

1:18:56

woman in it, and stuff is

1:18:58

going, and then you're like, like,

1:19:00

oh my God. There's no there's

1:19:02

no chemistry. It's not funny They're

1:19:04

not playing out well off each

1:19:06

other and then something goes down

1:19:08

and you're like this is our

1:19:11

out. Let's just get out of

1:19:13

this. I do I wonder it

1:19:15

seems like there's more to it

1:19:17

Yeah, I wonder to shut an

1:19:19

entire thing down Well, especially we

1:19:21

see a lot of these things

1:19:23

the relationship that people have it's

1:19:25

terrible and they're texting each other

1:19:27

and doing whatever and it's terrible

1:19:29

stuff and the movie still gets

1:19:31

made So the fact that this

1:19:34

happened and the movie was just

1:19:36

shut down. It's weird when a

1:19:38

movie is like mostly done and

1:19:40

then they don't release it. Like

1:19:42

there's like lots of movies like

1:19:44

that. Yeah. Well, the other thing

1:19:46

is Bill Murray doesn't do a

1:19:48

lot. Like I think it's very

1:19:50

hard to get Bill Murray to

1:19:52

be like, yeah, I'll be in

1:19:54

that movie you're making. And then

1:19:56

for it to have. him and

1:19:59

be like no we're not seems

1:20:01

like there would be more to

1:20:03

it. Does Hugh Grant look like

1:20:05

a sex trafficker to you? Yeah.

1:20:07

Immigration officials at London's Heathrow Airport

1:20:09

think so Hugh revealed in a

1:20:11

tweet that they quizzed his children

1:20:13

over the weekend saying just came

1:20:15

through Heathrow with wife and kids

1:20:17

we all have the same last

1:20:19

name on our passports immigration officer

1:20:21

engages my children in a chat

1:20:24

then whispers to them are they's

1:20:26

really your mom and dad. He

1:20:28

said it was intrusive and creepy.

1:20:30

Why is he making a big

1:20:32

deal of this? This is what

1:20:34

they do. Like if you have

1:20:36

kids like me and you have

1:20:38

to go across the border, every

1:20:40

once in a while they just

1:20:42

want to talk to kids. They

1:20:44

want to make sure. They just

1:20:47

make sure. They've asked my kids

1:20:49

that. They've asked my kids that.

1:20:51

Especially, I mean, I'm in the

1:20:53

car with my kids who are

1:20:55

brown and I'm white. Sure. You

1:20:57

know, I just have to hope

1:20:59

to God that my kids aren't

1:21:01

being a holes that day and

1:21:03

Stella isn't going to be like,

1:21:05

he's not my dad. Because Aden's

1:21:07

a jokester too and I always

1:21:09

said, you better answer correctly. Yep,

1:21:12

I got, they did. Maybe Hugh's

1:21:14

64 and he is like a

1:21:16

12 and 9 and a 7

1:21:18

year old, so maybe it looked

1:21:20

weird. I mean, that is a

1:21:22

little young, right? Yeah. Maybe that

1:21:24

it's the older guy younger. Pretty

1:21:26

young for you to be 64

1:21:28

and you have a 7 year

1:21:30

old. You know, that could have

1:21:32

been it. I just think it's

1:21:35

a they're just making sure man.

1:21:37

Yeah, like relax dude when you

1:21:39

cross a border or enter a

1:21:41

country. Yeah, there's like questions. Yeah,

1:21:43

and you just got to deal

1:21:45

with it. The movie Wild Things

1:21:47

is called Wild Things for a

1:21:49

reason. A lot of wild things

1:21:51

happen in it, but the wildest

1:21:53

thing that was supposed to be

1:21:55

in that movie didn't happen. There

1:21:57

is a scene where Matt Dillon's

1:22:00

character walks in on Kevin Bacon's.

1:22:02

character while he's taking a shower.

1:22:04

Very cool. On its own a

1:22:06

lot of people still think pretty

1:22:08

legendary but in the original script

1:22:10

Matt and Kevin start to make

1:22:12

out. Let's do it. That movie

1:22:14

they're just making everybody make out.

1:22:16

Yes. Unfortunately they never filmed it

1:22:18

and Kevin is still disappointed. He

1:22:20

said I was definitely into it.

1:22:23

Oh wow. Look at Matt Dillon,

1:22:25

he's gorgeous. That's true. He says

1:22:27

part of what was crazy about

1:22:29

the movie was that there were

1:22:31

all these twists. You know, that

1:22:33

was the hook of the movie.

1:22:35

So to me, the kiss between

1:22:37

the two male leads would have

1:22:39

been a great twist. He's like,

1:22:41

that's it. That's all it was

1:22:43

really. I just thought it would

1:22:45

be another awesome twist, but they

1:22:48

decided to skip it. It was

1:22:50

probably, America wasn't ready for that.

1:22:52

Yeah, that's what I think. Like

1:22:54

Knapp Campbell and Denise Richards making

1:22:56

out, America's ready for that. We

1:22:58

were ready. It was like early

1:23:00

90s, that movie, wasn't it? Yeah.

1:23:02

And I honestly, I think the

1:23:04

reason that that movie was so

1:23:06

famous at the time, because those

1:23:08

two women kissed, it's because we

1:23:11

almost weren't even ready for that.

1:23:13

You know, I think you're right.

1:23:15

I was such a like, wow!

1:23:17

I rented that just to watch

1:23:19

that happen. I was like, stories

1:23:21

pretty bad, pretty bad. I don't

1:23:23

know. Okay, I'll say this. I

1:23:25

didn't know Kevin Bacon was in

1:23:27

it. So then you definitely just

1:23:29

watch I did not know I

1:23:31

did not know I don't think

1:23:33

like Kevin Bacon was in the

1:23:36

shower I'm like Kevin Bacon was

1:23:38

in that I only saw the

1:23:40

pool I thought just Jeff Campbell

1:23:42

and Denise Richards were Yeah, I

1:23:44

think I knew that the guy

1:23:46

was in it because there might

1:23:48

have been some kind of Bill

1:23:50

Murray was No, Murray was in

1:23:52

there? I didn't remember that. The

1:23:54

hell was he doing it? I

1:23:56

didn't watch this movie at all.

1:23:58

I literally couldn't tell you think

1:24:01

about the plot. I fast-forwarded right

1:24:03

to the pool scene. That's it.

1:24:05

I think I've only seen the

1:24:07

pool scene like it later in

1:24:09

life where they put it on

1:24:11

the internet. Oh, you know, and

1:24:13

you could just like, yeah, watch

1:24:15

it that way. All right, you

1:24:17

guys know that for a while

1:24:19

I was a huge, amazing race

1:24:21

fan. Yes, I remember that. Yes,

1:24:24

so much so that we even

1:24:26

remember, we used to have the

1:24:28

host on. Oh, yeah, we did.

1:24:30

From time to time. Phil, what's

1:24:32

his name? Phil McCracken. Phil McCracken.

1:24:34

You should come on the show

1:24:36

with us. Well, I wasn't the

1:24:38

only big fan. After the tragic

1:24:40

death of Val Kilmer, Will Forte

1:24:42

shared a wild, could have been

1:24:44

story. He said, so they acted

1:24:46

together in Magruber. That's a great

1:24:49

move. Will Forte and Val Kilmer.

1:24:51

Yes. While during filming, they realized

1:24:53

they both had this incredible passion

1:24:55

for the Amazing Race. And as

1:24:57

the movie was wrapping up, Val

1:24:59

said, Will, you and I are

1:25:01

going to go on the Amazing

1:25:03

Race. Wow. Let's do it. Let's

1:25:05

call our agents. We'll get on

1:25:07

the next edition of The Amazing

1:25:09

Race. The Amazing race would have

1:25:12

loved that. Of course they would

1:25:14

have been the biggest thing ever

1:25:16

to happen to the amazing race.

1:25:18

Well, they called their respective managers

1:25:20

and they both said, are you

1:25:22

effing kidding? You guys aren't doing

1:25:24

the amazing race? They both said

1:25:26

no to them. They both said

1:25:28

that they couldn't do it. He

1:25:30

said it's been his biggest regret

1:25:32

of his whole career that he

1:25:34

wasn't able to do the amazing

1:25:37

race with Val Kilmer. Yeah, I've

1:25:39

never, I, I, the only thing

1:25:41

I remember about was at the

1:25:43

show where they had like families

1:25:45

competing to like get from like

1:25:47

one side of the country to

1:25:49

the other. It was like couples

1:25:51

usually, right? Sometimes it was best

1:25:53

friends, sometimes. it was husband and

1:25:55

wife sometimes it was brothers it

1:25:57

was just like it they'd drive

1:26:00

around and stuff in that yeah

1:26:02

they'd have to get on planes

1:26:04

it was basically everything Dave loves

1:26:06

which is like international traveling and

1:26:08

running around and having a having

1:26:10

a set list of things that

1:26:12

it has to do and yeah

1:26:14

it's perfect for it was really

1:26:16

perfect for to me it just

1:26:18

gave me anxiety and I never

1:26:20

really wanted to watch it you

1:26:22

know wasn't into it yeah I

1:26:25

got I got No memories of

1:26:27

it really. No, it would be

1:26:29

like the first person to get

1:26:31

to land and get to somewhere

1:26:33

and hit the button or whatever

1:26:35

they needed to do. They would

1:26:37

get some kind of time, extra

1:26:39

time. I don't know how it

1:26:41

worked, but it was. But yeah,

1:26:43

but Phil McCracken, that's the guy.

1:26:45

Yeah, I can't remember what his

1:26:48

last name. That's a hilarious name.

1:26:50

It's not actually his name. It's

1:26:52

not actually his name. It's Phil

1:26:54

Keegan. Yeah, we would have to

1:26:56

talk to him. Are they still

1:26:58

doing that show? I don't know,

1:27:00

it said season 22 on that

1:27:02

thing. Maybe, I don't know. Probably,

1:27:04

I don't know. Probably. It might

1:27:06

be on like another channel now.

1:27:08

It's still going, season 37. CBS,

1:27:10

just premiered last month. CBS announced

1:27:13

is going to be renewed for

1:27:15

38 season. So yeah, it's just

1:27:17

easy money for them, right? I

1:27:19

mean, they just get some people

1:27:21

that, I mean, I guess they

1:27:23

have to pay for some plane

1:27:25

plane tickets. And the winners get

1:27:27

a million bucks. Wow. The first

1:27:29

team to reach the final destination

1:27:31

wins a million dollars. That's like

1:27:33

winning 35,000, no. Yeah, it doesn't

1:27:36

seem like pretty cool. I thought

1:27:38

it was like a lot of

1:27:40

work for that show. I think

1:27:42

it's weeks. Like, I don't know

1:27:44

how long it goes for. Yeah,

1:27:46

I'm not sure how long the

1:27:48

filming actually. Yeah, right. You think

1:27:50

you'll do it, Dave? You could

1:27:52

still do it. I, Amber and

1:27:54

I, I'd have to be not

1:27:56

with my wife. Oh, I was

1:27:58

going to say, you never have

1:28:01

the worst sense of direction on

1:28:03

the planet. You'd have to lug

1:28:05

around. No, it would wait. It

1:28:07

would be so entertaining though with

1:28:09

Amber I think. I would love

1:28:11

to watch that. She would stop.

1:28:13

She's like, oh my god, there's

1:28:15

a sin. Oh yeah, totally. She'd

1:28:17

be distracted by everything. And she

1:28:19

literally always takes the wrong way.

1:28:21

Like I can't even make it

1:28:23

up. If we're in a hotel

1:28:26

and that way's the way out,

1:28:28

she goes this way. Here. That's

1:28:30

why. That's entertaining them. Yeah. Maybe

1:28:32

one day. We did. I remember

1:28:34

us arguing about it once. That

1:28:36

would be awful. If Dave got

1:28:38

on there and he was like

1:28:40

the first person. to lose. Oh

1:28:42

my god, that would be... And

1:28:44

then the thing is, you know

1:28:46

how it always works, like you

1:28:49

get back here and you're not

1:28:51

allowed to talk about it. Oh

1:28:53

yeah, you can't talk about it

1:28:55

from months until it starts. So

1:28:57

like we have to wonder if

1:28:59

Dave won the whole time. Yeah.

1:29:01

Until the show starts and we're

1:29:03

like, oh Dave. Oh no, Amber

1:29:05

really costs you on that one.

1:29:07

In music news... There's another issue

1:29:09

surrounding Fire Festival 2025. Stop. You

1:29:11

may recall that the first Fire

1:29:14

Festival in 2017 ended up being

1:29:16

such a bust that creator Billy

1:29:18

McFarland ended up in jail for

1:29:20

six years for wire fraud. This

1:29:22

time around, the same guy has

1:29:24

sworn up and down that this

1:29:26

year's event is the real deal.

1:29:28

However, the first location of Isla

1:29:30

Mejez in Mexico was axed when

1:29:32

the cities and hotels claimed They

1:29:34

had no knowledge of the festival

1:29:37

at all. Then he said, it's

1:29:39

okay, we're moving it to Playa

1:29:41

del Carmen. But now Playa del

1:29:43

Carmen says, no, not at all.

1:29:45

This is not happening here. A

1:29:47

producer for the event says one

1:29:49

day after going on social media

1:29:51

and given their blessing, Playa del

1:29:53

Carmen is now saying they've never

1:29:55

heard of the event. Jesus. What

1:29:57

an insane thing this guy's doing.

1:29:59

I just don't understand it. went

1:30:02

to jail didn't he? Like why

1:30:04

do you want to get involved

1:30:06

in this again and lie again

1:30:08

and then possibly go to jail

1:30:10

again? Yeah. With less than two

1:30:12

months to go before Fire Festival

1:30:14

2's May 30th start date organ

1:30:16

organizers vow that a new location

1:30:18

for the event will be finalized

1:30:20

this week. But again the list

1:30:22

of the artists and performers remains

1:30:25

a mystery. If you knew someone

1:30:27

who bought a ticket to this,

1:30:29

like you have to, your whole

1:30:31

opinion of them has to change,

1:30:33

right? Because you realize they're so

1:30:35

dumb. Absolutely. Like they're just so

1:30:37

dumb. The people that went to

1:30:39

the first one couldn't have been

1:30:41

that bright, right? No. No. No.

1:30:43

I guess you could say there

1:30:45

was more of a chance of

1:30:47

like not really knowing how bad

1:30:50

it was going to be. Like

1:30:52

I really did think they landed

1:30:54

and they thought it was going

1:30:56

to be this thing with these

1:30:58

cab and all this and all

1:31:00

this and it was just tense

1:31:02

and it. And bread and then

1:31:04

no artists, you know, there's one

1:31:06

person signed up to do it,

1:31:08

right? Who was that person? Oh,

1:31:10

it's Jason, it's the sports guy.

1:31:13

What's oh, oh, no, not Ocho.

1:31:15

Antonio Brown Festival Antone. Antonio Brown.

1:31:17

That was, yeah, Tony, oh Brown.

1:31:19

He's the only one that's signed

1:31:21

up. I was doing something of...

1:31:23

I'm handling business. I'm handling business.

1:31:25

I know, I know, I really

1:31:27

got you. I am. Just having

1:31:29

a snag. Talking about that a

1:31:31

little bit. And finally, it's been

1:31:33

all those two years since Tina

1:31:35

Turner passed away, but it seems

1:31:38

some folks in London didn't get

1:31:40

the news. Tina. The Tina Turner

1:31:42

Musical is currently running over there,

1:31:44

but they've had to put a

1:31:46

disclaimer on their website warning people

1:31:48

that Tina Turner does not appear

1:31:50

in this production. Oh no, where's

1:31:52

Tina? Well, they say they've had

1:31:54

a ton of complaints. from British

1:31:56

folks that Tina Turner wasn't in

1:31:58

the musical like they were led

1:32:01

to believe. Yeah, sometimes people die

1:32:03

and you don't, you don't know,

1:32:05

you know. It's amazing you would

1:32:07

want to go to that and

1:32:09

not know that she died. Right,

1:32:11

right. She's a bad-ass lady. I

1:32:13

don't know what like they, I

1:32:15

didn't know she like what English

1:32:17

people think of her, you know

1:32:19

what I mean? I think she

1:32:21

was a man. She's the idea,

1:32:23

right, right. Yeah. Megastar. The musical

1:32:26

first premiered in 2018 and Tina

1:32:28

Turner was actually involved in creating

1:32:30

the show. But of course, has

1:32:32

since passed away, so she does

1:32:34

not appear in Tina, the Tina

1:32:36

Turner musical. You should probably have

1:32:38

her in there. If she was

1:32:40

alive. Yeah, you should. If not,

1:32:42

nope, you can't. We're going to

1:32:44

take a break. And when we

1:32:46

come back in just a moment,

1:32:48

how did Chicken and a Lugi...

1:32:51

lead to a gas station shootout?

1:32:53

Gross! By the way, that's a

1:32:55

bad name for a restaurant. Chicken

1:32:57

and a linogi! What disturbing discovery

1:32:59

was made in an Airbnb! Does

1:33:01

a street thief use his dance

1:33:03

moves to distract his victims? And

1:33:05

a Mexican minute, all coming up

1:33:07

when we return, right after this.

1:33:09

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1:33:11

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1:33:27

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1:33:31

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1:33:35

Freak. I'm

1:33:42

back here with you on

1:33:44

this Monday. It's the 7th

1:33:46

of April coming up. What

1:33:49

disturbing discovery was made in

1:33:51

an Airbnb. Does a street

1:33:53

thief use his dance moves

1:33:55

to distract his victims? And

1:33:57

in a Mexican minute, why

1:33:59

has speedy Gonzales been arrested?

1:34:01

That's all coming up. We'll

1:34:04

start with this. The idiot

1:34:06

criminal of the day. We

1:34:08

had a report the other

1:34:10

day about a shootout at

1:34:12

a Metro Detroit gas station.

1:34:14

A gas station. Yeah, gas

1:34:16

station. Okay, we didn't know

1:34:18

though what sparked that shootout

1:34:21

now we do it was

1:34:23

all over Fried chicken and

1:34:25

a loogie Well, I mean

1:34:27

this timed loogie and you're

1:34:29

gonna upset somebody and this

1:34:31

was I believe this man

1:34:33

May have some sort of

1:34:36

infection looking at the color

1:34:38

of his loogie. You got

1:34:40

like a true loogie going

1:34:42

on dark Dark yellow. Greenish.

1:34:44

That's what I saw when

1:34:46

I looked at the footage.

1:34:48

Wow. Wow. But I mean

1:34:50

I gotta kill you at

1:34:53

that point. It led to

1:34:55

a shootout. It did. And

1:34:57

here's the latest on the

1:34:59

story here from Fox 2

1:35:01

News. Take a listen. We'll

1:35:03

start this one in the

1:35:05

middle of the story in

1:35:07

a second. You'll see the

1:35:10

guy in all black Hockaloogee

1:35:12

at a gas station clerk

1:35:14

and in return the clerk

1:35:16

allegedly fires six shots. Oh

1:35:18

my goodness. There's no families,

1:35:20

no children in that background.

1:35:22

Run it back. It started

1:35:25

last Tuesday inside this gas

1:35:27

station slash chicken spot in

1:35:29

Southfield off Greenfield near 10

1:35:31

mile. The customer in all

1:35:33

black and a yellow hat

1:35:35

39 year old Ellen Blair

1:35:37

apparently felt slighted by staff

1:35:39

while ordering chicken chicken chicken.

1:35:42

That's actually with this is

1:35:44

all over. Chicken. As a

1:35:46

result of that he became

1:35:48

angry and then a fight

1:35:50

ensued. Blair was outnumbered then

1:35:52

pushed out of the gas

1:35:54

station. Let's play back that

1:35:56

Lugi bit. That set the

1:35:59

clerk off who pulled out

1:36:01

his nine millimeter. Police say

1:36:03

his His name is Measured

1:36:05

Salais, 22 years old. The

1:36:07

clerk fired his weapon approximately

1:36:09

six times. At that time,

1:36:11

the customer did not fire,

1:36:14

however retreated. Blair had a

1:36:16

gun too, illegally, and chose

1:36:18

not to fire and walked

1:36:20

off down Greenfield. Southfield

1:36:29

Police, spot him in minutes. Tell

1:36:31

the crowd right now, police! Don't

1:36:33

move! And then on to the

1:36:35

clerk who stayed at the gas

1:36:37

station. You got a hangout with

1:36:39

us. Okay. Thank you. In the

1:36:41

lockers. I'm just taking you up

1:36:43

on the left. But it's going

1:36:45

on. I'm going to stay today.

1:36:47

How is that going to go?

1:36:49

We're going to hold everybody accountable.

1:36:51

Because this is irresponsible behavior. It's

1:36:53

true, but both men are out

1:36:55

of custody and personal bonds. Interesting

1:36:57

choice by the courts, given the

1:36:59

charges. Blair is charged with gun

1:37:01

crimes and Salade charged with assault

1:37:03

with a dangerous weapon. He did

1:37:05

have a CPL. There's a but,

1:37:07

though. You cannot fire these weapons

1:37:09

indiscriminately, and you definitely cannot introduce

1:37:11

a handgun to an equation unless

1:37:14

it's life-threatening. I guess he did

1:37:16

pull it out. Okay, so we're

1:37:18

talking both of those suspects had

1:37:20

personal bonds. They each have three

1:37:22

felonies, little surprised on that bond

1:37:24

because they are both out tonight,

1:37:26

but we'll see how things move

1:37:28

forward in court. Yeah. So it

1:37:30

seemed like the clerk pulled his

1:37:32

gun out after he got spit

1:37:34

on. I don't know if you

1:37:36

had any intention at that point

1:37:38

to do it. I think it

1:37:40

was like a scare. You type

1:37:42

thing, but then the other guy

1:37:44

pulled a gun out. And once

1:37:46

that other guy pulled a gun

1:37:48

out, I think he was like,

1:37:50

oh man, I'm in a gunfight.

1:37:52

You know, so then he started

1:37:54

shooting. When I was losing weight,

1:37:56

all I ate every day for

1:37:58

like two years was chicken. Yeah,

1:38:00

it made me mad a lot.

1:38:02

I know. Like I get every

1:38:04

shoot. I don't think you had

1:38:06

that delicious chicken. fried chicken. No,

1:38:08

it was, it was terrible grilled

1:38:10

chicken. Yeah. Right. If you had

1:38:12

fried chicken, you'd be happy. But

1:38:15

it's still, it made me mad,

1:38:17

it was probably you weren't armed

1:38:19

all the time. Right. You know?

1:38:21

Yeah, no, I just went and

1:38:23

ran. Have you had that chicken?

1:38:25

That particular place? No. Well, like,

1:38:27

they have them in a bunch

1:38:29

of stores and can be, it's

1:38:31

really good. I see it around.

1:38:33

Yeah, crispy crunchy, dude. Like, I

1:38:35

see it around, man. I'll shoot

1:38:37

you for it. Really? Really? Really?

1:38:39

Is that good. You like it?

1:38:41

It smells good. No, I need

1:38:43

it. They got good potato. They

1:38:45

got good potato wedges. They got

1:38:47

biscuits. Biscuits? Biscots. I went through

1:38:49

life saying. gas station food can't

1:38:51

be good. Well this is like

1:38:53

they have a place inside. Yeah

1:38:55

so that but that's the new

1:38:57

thing right not really that new

1:38:59

but so I've opened my eyes

1:39:01

to it someone I said that

1:39:03

on the show like months ago

1:39:05

some and someone's like Dave you

1:39:07

got to go to this place

1:39:09

and get this sandwich yeah you

1:39:11

will change your opinion so I

1:39:14

went eventually they make their sandwiches

1:39:16

with like crispy pizza bread almost

1:39:18

like pizza dough right and the

1:39:20

sandwich was incredible so it's different

1:39:22

all gas station food opinion around

1:39:24

crispy crunchy chicken everyone like all

1:39:26

around I haven't seen it yeah

1:39:28

it's like some kind of franchise

1:39:30

it's good though huh like it

1:39:32

smells really good like it looks

1:39:34

quality I mean compare it to

1:39:36

KFC on the same level I

1:39:38

mean probably yeah yeah yeah and

1:39:40

anywhere I can get a biscuit

1:39:42

I'm all in it's a big

1:39:44

fan of biscuits yesterday Oh my

1:39:46

god, so good. Yeah. Actually, so

1:39:48

did I. Look at us. I

1:39:50

did. Oh yeah, that's probably the

1:39:52

place. Call you guys the biscuit.

1:39:54

Yeah, that's it. And with K's.

1:39:56

Yeah. Gotta be with K's. They

1:39:58

have them all over. G's me.

1:40:00

Grismi. Gismi. Gismi. Gismi. No, it's

1:40:02

gonna take your word for it.

1:40:04

Yeah, it's got good reviews, but...

1:40:06

We'll check the tape. You still

1:40:08

can't! I said, Karanchi, sounded different.

1:40:10

But it wasn't that. Yeah, I'll

1:40:13

probably never have it. Yeah, I

1:40:15

mean, like, I usually like, just

1:40:17

so quick in the gas stations,

1:40:19

I don't have time, but. Yeah,

1:40:21

I was in one gas station,

1:40:23

they had a whole bunch of

1:40:25

things you could buy, and it

1:40:27

was like pizza and all sorts

1:40:29

of things, and all sorts of

1:40:31

things, and the line was long.

1:40:33

I was like, wow, there's a

1:40:35

lot of people waiting for food

1:40:37

here. but they made their own

1:40:39

like breadsticks and pizza all there

1:40:41

and everything and I was like

1:40:43

wow you can't go have one

1:40:45

picture of one location don't base

1:40:47

it trust me or don't care

1:40:49

That's how I get dressed up

1:40:51

when I go to get it.

1:40:53

I do the walk and everything.

1:40:55

I do the walk and everything.

1:40:57

I get my cane swimming. I

1:40:59

had a cane. Billy is with

1:41:01

us from Lexington. Hey Billy. Hey

1:41:03

guys, I'll Jay after being in

1:41:05

North Carolina. Almost every convenience store

1:41:07

gas station have way better chicken

1:41:09

than like pop eyes and KFC,

1:41:12

all those places. I mean, you

1:41:14

can get better chicken. Cook day

1:41:16

food. you know to get the

1:41:18

customers in there other than you

1:41:20

know like a franchise but I've

1:41:22

had way better chicken and even

1:41:24

burgers and stuff hot dogs at

1:41:26

gas stations in the South better

1:41:28

than anywhere so in the South

1:41:30

they are they are competing with

1:41:32

each other basically yes by the

1:41:34

quality of their food yes exactly

1:41:36

and you have people that you

1:41:38

know they are even they're not

1:41:40

even part of the gas station.

1:41:42

They're coming and rent out, you

1:41:44

know, like the little kitchen park

1:41:46

of the gas station. I'm telling

1:41:48

you, it's amazing. Well, that's how

1:41:50

to do it. All right, well,

1:41:52

did you know? Someone says if

1:41:54

you live by the outer banks,

1:41:56

you have to stop by biscuits

1:41:58

and porn. What? Go get

1:42:01

Jason's face, it was like a

1:42:03

dream. Never heard of a place

1:42:05

that I should be at more

1:42:07

than biscuits and porn. Yeah, there

1:42:09

it is. Is it, do they

1:42:11

sell? In North Carolina, nags that.

1:42:13

Or is it just so pornographic?

1:42:15

Because you can. If you put

1:42:17

the right amount of gravy all

1:42:19

over a biscuit to me, it

1:42:21

is like a porn. It says

1:42:23

a food counter in a gas

1:42:25

station with a pornography theme, but

1:42:27

the food is a maze balls

1:42:29

and worth the long lines. I'll

1:42:31

get my biscuits elsewhere probably. You're

1:42:33

not going to biscuits and pornography.

1:42:35

You're not going to judge right

1:42:37

yet. Biscots like babs on some

1:42:39

of the posters. It's kind of

1:42:41

like that just have come up

1:42:43

with a yeah, they just come

1:42:45

up with a name like that

1:42:47

Uranus place What was that you

1:42:49

know the flood Uranus? Oh yeah,

1:42:51

yeah, yeah, right? It's kind of

1:42:53

like that. It's just like a

1:42:55

Because I mean there is this

1:42:57

is North Carolina. Oh get some

1:42:59

great homemade food. Don't forget to

1:43:01

grab your biscuits and porn swag

1:43:03

It was better when that was

1:43:05

like porn was on DVDs on

1:43:07

DVDs on DVDs probably right? It's

1:43:09

like chicken, sausage, bacon, ham, everything.

1:43:11

So I'm just gonna say, look

1:43:13

at all those biscuits in the

1:43:15

middle there. A biscuit sandwich, honestly?

1:43:17

Oh yeah, it's so good. Chef's

1:43:19

kiss. Amazing. Yeah, I just gotta

1:43:21

make sure no one's masturbating. Yeah,

1:43:23

yeah. Yeah, that's hope they aren't.

1:43:25

As long as they're not really

1:43:27

doing that. Well, you got me

1:43:29

at Cinnamon Rolls right there. Matt's

1:43:31

joining us. Hey Matt, Matt, Matt,

1:43:33

what's your comment? compared to a

1:43:35

lot of the other places. All

1:43:37

right, tell us why. What makes

1:43:39

it so different? I think it's

1:43:41

the way we season everything. The

1:43:44

batter, the chicken comes, the way

1:43:46

it comes, fresh package, every day

1:43:48

we get it, and it's just.

1:43:50

the batter. It's all about the

1:43:52

batter that makes that difference, the

1:43:54

crunch, you know, the right timing,

1:43:56

the way you cook it, all

1:43:58

that makes a big difference. Ever

1:44:00

shoot any of your customers, Matt?

1:44:02

You got it? Have you ever

1:44:04

shot any of your customers? No,

1:44:06

I hope I don't have. Yeah,

1:44:08

that's good. That's not how you

1:44:10

want to be in the news,

1:44:12

Matt. Trust me on that. Yeah,

1:44:14

I want to be in the

1:44:16

news. It's not worth it. No,

1:44:18

it's not famous, but not that

1:44:20

way. Yeah, for sure. All right,

1:44:22

Matt, thanks for calling it, man.

1:44:24

It was Krispy Crunchy owner. Matt.

1:44:26

I think there's only one way

1:44:28

to really fine this up. You

1:44:30

have to try it. Try it.

1:44:32

We've got to do a crispy

1:44:34

crunchy run. Oh Matt, maybe I

1:44:36

drop some off. I don't think

1:44:38

you're allowed to do that. There's

1:44:40

one right around the corner for

1:44:42

me. I'll leave right now and

1:44:44

go get a crispy crunchy chicken.

1:44:46

I know you're well. There is

1:44:48

a place right here that tells

1:44:50

it. I don't know if they're

1:44:52

making chicken yet, but still early.

1:44:54

So it's close. I'll be back.

1:44:56

Yeah, just down the street. Yeah.

1:44:58

Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. All right. All

1:45:00

right. We tell you. We tell

1:45:02

you all right. We tell you

1:45:04

all the time. We tell you

1:45:06

all the time. Make sure everything

1:45:08

is above board. Another couple found

1:45:10

a hidden camera right above the

1:45:12

bed in their Airbnb in Scottsdale.

1:45:14

I mean... When it's when

1:45:17

they're so bold they put it

1:45:19

just like right above the bed

1:45:21

I think that's like almost every

1:45:23

it seems like to in my

1:45:25

mind That's how they all right

1:45:27

It's the easiest one to find

1:45:30

because there was I told you

1:45:32

last summer in our there was

1:45:34

a weird smoke detector, but it

1:45:36

had like 12-foot ceilings I would

1:45:38

have had to find a ladders

1:45:40

Oh, they got you they got

1:45:42

you put a show on farm.

1:45:45

Yeah, I guess whatever here's the

1:45:47

story on this one now from

1:45:49

12 news Really do. I'm told

1:45:51

after this family spent their first

1:45:53

night in the house they woke

1:45:55

up the next morning and noticed

1:45:58

that the smoke detector was in

1:46:00

an unusual place and upon closer

1:46:02

inspection they say they realized it

1:46:04

was a camera with years worth

1:46:06

of footage. Rottstiel home in the

1:46:08

Paradise Heights neighborhood near Shea Boulevard

1:46:10

in 114th Street is now at

1:46:13

the center of a federal lawsuit.

1:46:15

That's just wild. It's a very

1:46:17

upsetting thing. Joseph Brown is an

1:46:19

attorney representing the victims who rented

1:46:21

this home when it was an

1:46:23

Airbnb in March of last year.

1:46:25

They were vacationing in the valley

1:46:28

from Arkansas, prepared to spend $2,700

1:46:30

for their five-night stay. But their

1:46:32

vacation took a twisted turn after

1:46:34

the first night. Go on vacation

1:46:36

as a family. and we're gonna

1:46:38

have a great time and instead

1:46:41

you have this horrific event. A

1:46:43

newly filed lawsuit against the property

1:46:45

owner and Airbnb says the family's

1:46:47

two kids went to bed and

1:46:49

the couple went into the primary

1:46:51

bedroom sharing some intimate moments. The

1:46:53

next morning they noticed a smoke

1:46:56

detector directly above their bed. It

1:46:58

seemed unusual so they took a

1:47:00

closer look realizing it was actually

1:47:02

a hidden camera inside the camera

1:47:04

a memory card with footage of.

1:47:06

several people dating back to 2020.

1:47:08

Wow. Their biggest concern was that,

1:47:11

you know, what was recorded with

1:47:13

their kids filmed is their stuff

1:47:15

in the kids's room that they

1:47:17

couldn't find. They called Scottsdale Police

1:47:19

and Airbnb as they patched their

1:47:21

bags and left. 12 news attempted

1:47:24

to speak with residents at the

1:47:26

home on Friday. Nobody answered the

1:47:28

door. But a few minutes later,

1:47:30

we had the trainer reach the

1:47:32

owner. A man and woman came

1:47:34

outside. gravel and she's in short

1:47:36

shorts and toiletos. Oh God. What?

1:47:39

It's hot out there. Yes. It's

1:47:41

in the middle of the desert.

1:47:43

That is a look. Holy smokes.

1:47:45

She's worried maybe she could get

1:47:47

bit by a snake. I don't

1:47:49

know. I'm not sure that's top

1:47:52

of mine. A man and woman

1:47:54

came outside and when we started

1:47:56

asking questions they said no comment.

1:47:58

How many people have stayed in

1:48:00

this home and not realized that

1:48:02

that camera was there? In a

1:48:04

statement Airbnb saying hitting cameras have

1:48:07

always been and will... We'll always

1:48:09

be banned on Airbnb and issues

1:48:11

are exceptionally rare. We supported the

1:48:13

guest and suspended the host from

1:48:15

the platform last year and we

1:48:17

stand ready to assist law enforcement

1:48:19

with any investigation into this allegation.

1:48:22

You've gotten more reaction from Airbnb

1:48:24

than we have. We couldn't even

1:48:26

get a return phone call. Scottsdale

1:48:28

police say their investigation remains open

1:48:30

and active. Very perverse reasons that

1:48:32

someone put a camera over the

1:48:35

top of the master suite bedroom.

1:48:37

And I think that that's really,

1:48:39

really shocking to me that Scotts

1:48:41

LPD really didn't dive into this

1:48:43

much further. And according to Scottsdale

1:48:45

Records, the owner of that home

1:48:47

was cited for failing to have

1:48:50

a required vacation rental license and

1:48:52

for failing to respond to an

1:48:54

emergency at their rental property. Again,

1:48:56

the police investigation remains open and

1:48:58

they are searching for additional victims.

1:49:00

What's interesting to me is that

1:49:02

the SD card was full of

1:49:05

stuff. Just left there from 2020

1:49:07

which which makes me wonder if

1:49:09

the maybe the home ownership had

1:49:11

changed Oh, they didn't know and

1:49:13

like they didn't know do any

1:49:15

of these stream live and also

1:49:18

record that I don't know maybe

1:49:20

they're watching it somewhere else but

1:49:22

like the second people would leave

1:49:24

right so if I'm a perve

1:49:26

and I've set this up once

1:49:28

a family leaves and I've got

1:49:30

all the videos that I want.

1:49:33

I go get the SD card,

1:49:35

I download it, I erase it

1:49:37

so that there's more space on

1:49:39

it, and then put it back

1:49:41

in. It just seems weird, like

1:49:43

it's just was forgotten about for

1:49:45

five years. I feel like at

1:49:48

the home office of Airbnb, they're

1:49:50

like, purv lines, wring it again.

1:49:52

Oh yeah. Because like our, one

1:49:54

of our video cameras we had

1:49:56

at our old place, we had

1:49:58

an SD card in it. that

1:50:01

you could go back and watch

1:50:03

stuff but you could stream it

1:50:05

live right oh sure yeah but

1:50:07

i mean like it's just you

1:50:09

got to be within a certain

1:50:11

distance usually if it's going to

1:50:13

be like a Bluetooth type thing.

1:50:16

No, but this was Wi-Fi. Just

1:50:18

connected to Wi-Fi. You could see

1:50:20

wherever you were in the world.

1:50:22

So maybe it's a bit of

1:50:24

both and they just never were

1:50:26

lazy, lazy perves that didn't bother

1:50:28

taking the SD card out. Yeah.

1:50:31

But that's creepy total. Now I'm

1:50:33

thinking more about the lazy, lazy

1:50:35

perve that didn't bother taking the

1:50:37

SD card out. Yeah. But honestly,

1:50:39

so it was like way in

1:50:41

the corner and then they had

1:50:44

12-12-foot ceilings-foot ceilings-foot ceilings. Right. Yeah,

1:50:46

I'm pretty paranoid. I'm always like,

1:50:48

cameras? What? Where were you? Like,

1:50:50

what city? No, this is when

1:50:52

we went to the mountains. Right.

1:50:54

To the Smoky Mountains. Okay, good.

1:50:56

I just want to be able

1:50:59

to search it. Smoky Mountain Board.

1:51:01

Smoky Mountain Board. Don't look up

1:51:03

Smoky Mountain Board. Was that the

1:51:05

worst of discover that you were?

1:51:07

And you're out there. And it

1:51:09

was vacation. And we didn't have

1:51:11

some relations. Oh my god. A

1:51:14

lot of people do. Of course

1:51:16

they do. Relations. Relations. Yeah, no,

1:51:18

it's weird. I definitely, I remember,

1:51:20

maybe listening, I was trying to

1:51:22

be nice about it. Yeah, yeah.

1:51:24

Relations. Yeah, no, it's weird. I

1:51:27

definitely, because I remember saying an

1:51:29

Amber will recall, as I'm like,

1:51:31

is that a weird look and

1:51:33

spoke to her? Well, just. But

1:51:35

then I like, if there's two

1:51:37

in the room, you're like, wait

1:51:39

a second, because no one does

1:51:42

that. Shouldn't be that high up.

1:51:44

Well, I think you want it

1:51:46

to be wherever the smoke would

1:51:48

be first. So that would be

1:51:50

the highest point, I think, is

1:51:52

when, where you'd want the detector,

1:51:54

but it's always like vases and

1:51:57

stuff, right? Oh, like it's vases,

1:51:59

it's, uh, plugs, plugs, clock radios,

1:52:01

whatever. Anything, though, that's above your

1:52:03

bed. I know, yeah, and it

1:52:05

was, right there. Highly suspect whatever

1:52:07

nothing you can do about it

1:52:10

now, right? So search for a

1:52:12

tall white guy Smoky Mountains. Indian

1:52:14

woman. Okay, all right. Smoky mountains.

1:52:16

Smoky mountains. Relax. I found it.

1:52:18

Yeah. Came right up. Yeah. Goodness.

1:52:20

It'll be your second most popular

1:52:22

video. All right. Okay. Next, where

1:52:25

do you think when it comes

1:52:27

to restaurant drive-throughs, sees the most

1:52:29

amount of drug people? Taco Bell.

1:52:31

100% Right? Yeah, Taco Bell. Taco

1:52:33

Bell question. Another man. I mean,

1:52:35

I think we did a story

1:52:37

like this last week too. This

1:52:40

time a guy in Florida in

1:52:42

Hernando County has been arrested after

1:52:44

deputies say he was wasted, allegedly,

1:52:46

when he fell asleep in the

1:52:48

drive-through of a Taco Bell and

1:52:50

crashed into a parked car when

1:52:53

he woke up. And this wasn't

1:52:55

even in the middle of the

1:52:57

night. This was in broad daylight.

1:52:59

Oh. Here's the dude here not

1:53:01

doing that well. Oh no. On

1:53:03

his sobriety test, the caller told

1:53:05

deputies he followed Amanda with Taco

1:53:08

Bell where the driver fell asleep

1:53:10

in the drive through while waiting

1:53:12

for his order. After waking up

1:53:14

and getting his food, the driver

1:53:16

later identified as this guy, James

1:53:18

Christopher Powell, tried to leave the

1:53:20

parking lot but struck a parked

1:53:23

vehicle. He was arrested for DUI

1:53:25

because deputies believed he was under

1:53:27

the influence of a controlled substance.

1:53:29

They can't even stand up straight.

1:53:31

Well I believe it too. He

1:53:33

does just like, he's doing two

1:53:36

photos. I believe it. He can't,

1:53:38

he's leaning forward. Oh, he's trying

1:53:40

so hard to concentrate. That sucks.

1:53:42

I am surprised I've never been

1:53:44

pulled over outside of a taco

1:53:46

bell and just like had two

1:53:48

Doritos Locos tacos when they say,

1:53:51

show them your hands. Sorry, I

1:53:53

mean, I mean, just Doritos Locos

1:53:55

tacos. If I look like I

1:53:57

was swerving, it's because I have

1:53:59

these. Yeah, no, man, I'll. The

1:54:01

thing about it is you know

1:54:03

that if you were buzzed like

1:54:06

I remember like being pretty hammered

1:54:08

and being driven to the Taco

1:54:10

Bell by our designated driver. Thank

1:54:12

you so much. And nothing's better.

1:54:14

No, nothing's better when you're in

1:54:16

that state. So, you know, Taco

1:54:19

Bell can be like an absolutely

1:54:21

wonderful experience. Oh, I can. No,

1:54:23

I mean. This was two o'clock

1:54:25

in the afternoon. It looks like

1:54:27

it was broad daylight. He was

1:54:29

arrested for DUI because deputies believe

1:54:31

he was under the influence as

1:54:34

I said He also had a

1:54:36

no bond warrant out of Pasco

1:54:38

County for violation of probation. Yeah

1:54:40

That's what happens. Yes You ever

1:54:42

been so distracted by someone dancing?

1:54:44

Yes, that you could easily have

1:54:46

been robbed I can't

1:54:48

say that I have. So many times.

1:54:51

I watched a lot of dancers in

1:54:53

my mind. You couldn't just like dance.

1:54:55

And then I'm like, I can't pay

1:54:57

attention. What? I can figure it out.

1:54:59

There is a street thief in the

1:55:02

UK who uses bizarre dance moves to

1:55:04

distract people while he pickpockets them. Oh,

1:55:06

is he touch him in everything? He

1:55:08

does. If you tried to dance up

1:55:10

on me like this, you'd be kicked

1:55:12

or hit. I wonder if you'd just

1:55:15

allow, like he loops his leg in

1:55:17

between your legs. That's the thing like

1:55:19

that's why the people are distracted because

1:55:21

those pick pockets, they always want to

1:55:23

touch you because they're touching you to

1:55:25

distract you and then you don't feel

1:55:28

your wallet go or whatever. Yeah, and

1:55:30

break your kneecaps. Oh, yeah. 27-year-old Enes

1:55:32

Bardic. Wow, that's quite a name. Annis

1:55:34

Bardek was caught on camera busting out

1:55:36

these unusual moves to distract his targets

1:55:38

in Birmingham in the UK. He prayed

1:55:41

on several people in the city center.

1:55:43

He would distract them by trying to

1:55:45

dance and moving in front of them

1:55:47

to confuse them and at the time

1:55:49

would then take their wallets or cell

1:55:51

phones from their pockets without his knowledge.

1:55:54

They got a little bit of this

1:55:56

on camera. here so there he is

1:55:58

so look what he does like he

1:56:00

tries to put his leg oh yeah

1:56:02

but look his other hand is now

1:56:04

it's yeah but you can't put your

1:56:07

leg between my leg set now what

1:56:09

I thought it was gonna be like

1:56:11

a show now he's like hey yeah

1:56:13

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

1:56:15

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

1:56:17

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

1:56:20

yeah yeah get you get you why

1:56:22

is your leg on my balls get

1:56:24

out of here I don't ever want

1:56:26

to feel like another man's leg another

1:56:28

man's leg I'm really

1:56:30

upset if you have grabbed me

1:56:33

in that way. Yeah, it's really

1:56:35

weird. Like and he's got your

1:56:37

watch. And off he goes. Your

1:56:39

wallet. So yeah, as he danced,

1:56:41

he would then try and steal

1:56:44

from them. The victim's bank cards

1:56:46

were later used in shops before

1:56:48

he was tracked down by cops

1:56:50

using facial recognition technology. Police officers

1:56:52

went through all sorts of footage

1:56:55

and they realized there was a

1:56:57

pattern in the series of thefts.

1:56:59

He's been convicted so far of

1:57:01

four counts of theft and four

1:57:03

counts of fraud, but they believe

1:57:06

there could be many more victims.

1:57:08

He's been ordered to jail for

1:57:10

24 weeks in order to pay

1:57:12

compensation to the people he stole

1:57:14

from. They say you've got to

1:57:17

be on the lookout for techniques

1:57:19

like these and keep your belonging

1:57:21

safe. Yeah, if you get the

1:57:23

right like rave girl in a

1:57:25

rave girl outfit to start doing

1:57:28

something put her like between your

1:57:30

like She doesn't have to do

1:57:32

that. She didn't have to get

1:57:34

really all that close. Yeah, but

1:57:36

if they start doing their little

1:57:39

hopping around stuff I mean, I'm

1:57:41

like hypnotized by that. So yeah,

1:57:43

what about a hula hoop? So

1:57:45

I could just see a hot

1:57:47

chick like walking by and then

1:57:50

I'd be like, you know, like,

1:57:52

you know, like when the, when

1:57:54

she stops hoolering, you'll be a

1:57:56

chicken, and I'll just act like

1:57:58

a chicken for a whole day.

1:58:01

So it can happen to you.

1:58:03

I could just see a hot

1:58:05

chick like walking by and then

1:58:07

I'd be like, everything's gone. Yeah,

1:58:10

that does happen. There should be

1:58:12

more hot hula hoopers. Yeah, I

1:58:14

agree with you for one thing.

1:58:16

It's a sexy movie. It can

1:58:18

be really cool. Like, uh... I've

1:58:21

never been able to hula hoop.

1:58:23

So, like, even having that skill

1:58:25

is just impressive. Right. I don't

1:58:27

have the body type. Too round.

1:58:29

No, I want one. Always been

1:58:32

too round. I don't give it

1:58:34

the spin. It doesn't have enough.

1:58:36

There's no, you guys, you know,

1:58:38

you know, you know, you know,

1:58:40

you know, you know, you know,

1:58:43

you know, you can hula hoop.

1:58:45

Of course. I can hoop with

1:58:47

the best of them. Like nine

1:58:49

months. Oh, within the year, you

1:58:51

hooked? Yeah, within the year for

1:58:54

sure. Wow. Yeah, I was at

1:58:56

like some festival and there was

1:58:58

one, so I was just doing

1:59:00

it to make Scott laugh. That's

1:59:02

so... Oh, okay. How many times

1:59:05

would you say you hula hoop

1:59:07

a year? I don't know if

1:59:09

you could do a one year.

1:59:11

Unless you know. Three to five.

1:59:13

No, maybe just like once in

1:59:16

a blue. How long do you

1:59:18

think you could keep a hula

1:59:20

hoop up for? Nonstop, right. Yeah,

1:59:22

yeah, probably. Five minutes. Until my

1:59:24

hips gave out, yeah. That's great.

1:59:27

We gotta put that to the

1:59:29

test one day. Yeah. Take my

1:59:31

shirt off and do it for

1:59:33

you if you want. We're okay.

1:59:36

We can just take clothes. We'll

1:59:38

be fine. You just talk about

1:59:40

making money. Give them a show.

1:59:42

Give them a show. Let's get

1:59:44

your time. When I put Hulu

1:59:47

hoop into a certain social media

1:59:49

app that could get banned. Uh-huh.

1:59:51

You don't see guys doing it.

1:59:53

There's, there's, I have to put

1:59:55

in 10 guys who put the

1:59:58

guys in front. This is really

2:00:00

gonna mess with my algorithm. It's

2:00:02

kind of, it's kind of really,

2:00:04

my algorithm's kind of perfect right

2:00:06

now. Okay, it don't mess with

2:00:09

it. It's all about it. No,

2:00:11

no, no. It's done it. What?

2:00:13

Well, it's a cowboy. Wow, I

2:00:15

should have put that in mind.

2:00:17

Now I'm going to get all

2:00:20

this. It's a shirtless cowboy. Lady's

2:00:22

doing that in your TikTok. He's

2:00:24

making it work. Yeah, I can't

2:00:26

do that. That's what I'm competing

2:00:28

again. No way, like doing a

2:00:31

plank. This is gonna be my

2:00:33

other rhythm. Look at him. Look

2:00:35

at that. He hasn't stopped. He's

2:00:37

a hula humper. He is cowboy

2:00:39

humping. Well, then this is weird.

2:00:42

This one's weirder. It's like a

2:00:44

guy. You know, a coconut bikini.

2:00:46

He's going to tell what you

2:00:48

can expect. Why are you going

2:00:50

to see that? Why are all

2:00:53

these guys doing this move? Every

2:00:55

guy's doing the hump. Oh yeah,

2:00:57

I can't hump like that. Yeah,

2:00:59

I know I can't. Oh that's

2:01:01

too bad, man. That's unfortunate. You

2:01:04

have not hump like that lately?

2:01:06

Nah, no. This guy isn't even,

2:01:08

he's like, uh, just using his

2:01:10

knee power. I've hoolowing more than

2:01:13

I've hump like that. That's crazy.

2:01:15

There's some guys who can hump

2:01:17

out there. Oh, I've got another

2:01:19

one here. Look out. Uh-oh. It's

2:01:21

the same guy in a minute.

2:01:24

It's the original. It's this is

2:01:26

the move that guys are doing.

2:01:28

It's this plank on a platform

2:01:30

where they hump. They're in great

2:01:32

shape. And they get the hump

2:01:35

and the hula goes around. I've

2:01:37

never seen anything like whoa. Whoa.

2:01:39

Wow. There's a man. There's a

2:01:41

440 pound man. Hula hooping. Oh

2:01:43

my God. I don't need to

2:01:46

see all these hump. You're going

2:01:48

to get so. What do you.

2:01:50

This guy? Yeah, no, yeah, yeah.

2:01:52

Yeah, that's how I look. That's

2:01:54

how I... 440 pound man hula

2:01:57

hoops. He needs a bigger hoop.

2:01:59

I don't know if anyone swears.

2:02:01

No, I don't know. That's what

2:02:03

I'm saying, like, there's no, there's

2:02:05

no area for hoop. You can't

2:02:08

do it. You need have... to

2:02:10

get that hoop around. I'll tell

2:02:12

you what though like so you

2:02:14

know I scrolled I don't know

2:02:16

maybe through six different things and

2:02:19

then it it's all just girls

2:02:21

again. Yeah. So like there's not

2:02:23

a lot of guys doing it.

2:02:25

Well this thing here says straight

2:02:27

men can't pull a hoop. What

2:02:30

a bold claim. Straight man, can't

2:02:32

Hulu. I think Jason's gonna just

2:02:34

spend five minutes bragging about it.

2:02:36

Yeah, this guy just took a

2:02:39

hoop on the street and was

2:02:41

like, he was like, I think

2:02:43

this guy might be gay. And

2:02:45

he was like, here, can you

2:02:47

hula hoop? And he's like, yeah.

2:02:50

I think they have ones with

2:02:52

like weights on them. I think

2:02:54

they don't like to exercise your

2:02:56

cord. Oh, I see. Yeah. I

2:02:58

thought Hulu hoops always had like

2:03:01

a little bit of. Something in

2:03:03

them. This one dude who dresses

2:03:05

in... The two twos? Yeah, he's

2:03:07

incredible. Oh now you're definitely, you've

2:03:09

watched too many videos. Yeah, you're

2:03:12

gonna be inundated with these. Rob

2:03:14

is. There's some incredible stuff going

2:03:16

on. Oh my goodness. There's Jason.

2:03:18

I think this was Jason at

2:03:20

that festival that he was talking

2:03:23

about. Oh, that's right. And his

2:03:25

favorite outfit. Yeah. That's exactly how

2:03:27

I throw my arms to it.

2:03:29

I do the twirl. Oh your

2:03:31

buddy had a bubble gun, that's

2:03:34

nice. He was just shooting bubbles

2:03:36

at you. He was. That's nice.

2:03:38

That's like a fun weekend. Don't

2:03:40

litter on me and all sorts

2:03:42

of stuff. Nice times. Nice times.

2:03:45

Nice time. If you're thinking about

2:03:47

working at a family dollar and

2:03:49

you're making a list of the

2:03:51

perks and drawbacks of the job,

2:03:53

this should be on it. And

2:03:56

as she turned around, She saw

2:03:58

a heavy-set man, totally naked. Yeah.

2:04:00

Although he was wearing a surgical

2:04:02

mask. That was the only thing

2:04:04

he had on. That's, huh? That's

2:04:07

a wild way to go out.

2:04:09

It's not good. He then shook

2:04:11

it for a bit and ran

2:04:13

out. Police are investigating and are

2:04:16

asking if anyone recognizes the guy,

2:04:18

but I don't know how they

2:04:20

plan to recognize them. They didn't

2:04:22

release any photos of the dude.

2:04:24

I don't know if... I think

2:04:27

that's why people... They're

2:04:29

always like doing stuff at that

2:04:31

location because I don't know if

2:04:33

they have cameras that are really

2:04:35

up to speed at the dollar

2:04:37

stores Yeah, well he didn't have

2:04:39

his wallet He definitely did not

2:04:42

he didn't He couldn't pay you

2:04:44

knew that if they can find

2:04:46

him. He's going to be charged

2:04:48

with indecent exposure Yeah, they got

2:04:50

to find him Man, I'd hate

2:04:52

to go to one and have

2:04:55

them look at me and be

2:04:57

like I think it might be

2:04:59

I think I'd hate to be...

2:05:01

We have to be questioned. Yeah.

2:05:03

Yeah. Were you new to the

2:05:05

family dollar? No! I swear I

2:05:07

got! Yes you were. Oh, did

2:05:10

they have it? No, this is

2:05:12

just a... I feel like they

2:05:14

see some stuff at a family

2:05:16

dollar. They do. They do. Yeah,

2:05:18

I'm supposed to call Senior Officer

2:05:20

Crait, if you know who this

2:05:22

naked family dollar man is. Anytime

2:05:25

Stella gets me to go to

2:05:27

one of these places, I'm just

2:05:29

like, let's just please, can we

2:05:31

just hurry? Hurry up. Hurry up

2:05:33

for something. I don't want something

2:05:35

to happen in there. Speaking of

2:05:37

Stella. Uh, I would not, but

2:05:40

it passed her to do something

2:05:42

like this. This kid ordered DoorDash

2:05:44

at like 2.30 in the morning.

2:05:46

Oh, yeah. But said, I come

2:05:48

to the side window so my

2:05:50

mom doesn't hear the door. 100%!

2:05:53

Yeah! Just leave it on the

2:05:55

porch. Here's what happened. Take a

2:05:57

listen. Forget about DoorDash. This is

2:05:59

Window Dash. Watch as a delivery

2:06:01

guy makes his way to the

2:06:03

side of a house and hands

2:06:05

a bag of food up to

2:06:08

a window. It's 230 in the...

2:06:10

morning. And here's who placed the

2:06:12

order. He's just 12 years old.

2:06:14

Devin Mercer had stayed up late

2:06:16

playing video games and got hungry.

2:06:18

So he downloaded the DoorDash app

2:06:20

and placed a McDonald's order. Why

2:06:23

didn't you just go downstairs and

2:06:25

get an apple from the fridge?

2:06:27

Because a Big Mac's better. Devin

2:06:29

showed us how he waved from

2:06:31

his bedroom window in Oregon to

2:06:33

get the delivery guy's attention. Why

2:06:36

were you trying to get his

2:06:38

attention? Because if I went out

2:06:40

the front door, the alarm would

2:06:42

go off. And I just said,

2:06:44

like, hey, come over here. Thank

2:06:46

you. Devin's mom was sleeping and

2:06:48

he thought he pulled off his

2:06:51

clandestine plan. But he didn't realize

2:06:53

the security camera was recording. She

2:06:55

saw the alert in the morning.

2:06:57

Watching the video of a man

2:06:59

in my lawn, I was very

2:07:01

concerned and nervous. There were some

2:07:03

questions when he woke up. First,

2:07:06

look at this. Tell me what

2:07:08

is going on. What's going on

2:07:10

is a late night Big Mac

2:07:12

attack. Well, I have to ask

2:07:14

you, Devin, how was the Big

2:07:16

Mac? It was really good. It

2:07:19

was worth it. Thank you. That

2:07:21

it's a spot right there. Great

2:07:23

to have a Big Mac come

2:07:25

to your window? Oh my God.

2:07:27

I can't imagine how obese I

2:07:29

would have ended up. Oh yeah,

2:07:31

if that was if I was

2:07:34

able to get like Big Mac's

2:07:36

delivered, like playing video games when

2:07:38

I was a kid? No, and

2:07:40

that's this Zach Alafanaca's looking guy

2:07:42

drops it off right now. And

2:07:44

he's like, let me take a

2:07:46

Beecher. You're just a holy. No,

2:07:49

I mean our parents would never

2:07:51

have allowed. Well, no, I would

2:07:53

have never had the access you

2:07:55

know what I mean? Like I'm

2:07:57

a fool because I give my

2:07:59

kids access to it and then

2:08:01

when you know 1130 in the

2:08:04

doorbell rings and it is just

2:08:06

a bag of candy and a

2:08:08

slushy That's what cost 40 bucks

2:08:10

Yeah, I just, uh... I don't

2:08:12

still don't use the door dash

2:08:14

or any of that stuff. I'm

2:08:17

not, I'm just, I'm always using

2:08:19

it. Always, all right, I can't

2:08:21

go anywhere anymore. Here's a question

2:08:23

for you, Chuck, do you still

2:08:25

take baths with your brother? Of

2:08:27

course we do. Like we're just

2:08:29

a couple of bros. You wash

2:08:32

my back, I'll wash yours, right

2:08:34

through? Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's

2:08:36

eldest daughter, rumor, Willis, is revealing

2:08:38

just how close her close her

2:08:40

family is, her family is. The

2:08:42

36-year-old shares that she and her

2:08:44

sisters all still take baths together.

2:08:47

Come on. And it's not weird

2:08:49

at all. Come on. Yeah, it

2:08:51

is. Yeah, it is. I probably

2:08:53

have a huge bathtub. Like, I

2:08:55

mean, a pool-sized bathtub, like a

2:08:57

spare face. Yeah, like, even if

2:09:00

we, like, we're related and we're

2:09:02

brother and sister, well, you probably,

2:09:04

sister and sister. Once someone starts

2:09:06

to clean themselves, I think it's

2:09:08

like, all right, hold on, I

2:09:10

didn't know what this was. Like

2:09:12

I'm in a jacuzzi, and then

2:09:15

all of a sudden someone starts

2:09:17

to clean themselves, starts to be,

2:09:19

and you gotta get out of

2:09:21

there. She said it's just the

2:09:23

kind of house I grew up

2:09:25

in. People might think that's crazy

2:09:27

and weird, but we don't. I

2:09:30

need a special bathtub anyways. Just

2:09:32

for yourself. Yeah, yeah. There's not

2:09:34

enough room for me to. Clean

2:09:36

myself in the appropriate ways. Yeah.

2:09:38

She said, we still do it

2:09:40

to this day, even though we're

2:09:43

much older now. So those are

2:09:45

the three sisters? Those are the

2:09:47

three sisters. More and Bruce Willis

2:09:49

welcomed rumor in 1988, and they

2:09:51

also shared daughter Scout and Tallulah,

2:09:53

who are in their 30s. Yeah,

2:09:55

I've never seen Bruce Willis's... Oh

2:09:58

no! No! What? What's wrong with

2:10:00

you? No! I don't think so.

2:10:02

Oh, come on. Come on, no.

2:10:04

Let's be honest here. Let's get

2:10:06

it together here. I think it

2:10:08

goes from right to left. It

2:10:10

goes from right to left. It

2:10:13

goes from right to left. Very...

2:10:15

It's got to be a big

2:10:17

bathtub. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It has

2:10:19

to. Different kind of family. Yeah.

2:10:21

Well, the thing. Very hippie-like. Yeah.

2:10:23

I mean, you just, you just

2:10:25

don't know what they were like.

2:10:28

You know, because I think the

2:10:30

mom is a pretty free spirit

2:10:32

just from what we have, you

2:10:34

know, heard and you pick up

2:10:36

on that maybe. Yeah, I guess

2:10:38

you do. She's having a good

2:10:41

moment right now though with that

2:10:43

substance movie. Yeah, she is. Mm-hmm.

2:10:45

Oh, I totally revived her career

2:10:47

for sure. Two men from Illinois

2:10:49

have loyered up to take on

2:10:51

only fans. Good luck. These two

2:10:53

dudes claim to be only fan

2:10:56

subscribers subscribers who grew disillusioned. when

2:10:58

they realized they weren't actually talking

2:11:00

to the models they were subscribing

2:11:02

to. Oh my God. Well, honestly,

2:11:04

no, at least they figured it

2:11:06

out. At least they figured it

2:11:08

out. So many dudes, they have

2:11:11

not figured it out. It's funny

2:11:13

to call the fans and be

2:11:15

like, Dad is not my girlfriend?

2:11:17

Yeah! I'm trying to talk to

2:11:19

a manager. Turns out she's not

2:11:21

my girlfriend. Sorry, it's me. The

2:11:24

men allege the models hired agencies

2:11:26

to impersonate them and speak on

2:11:28

their behalf. Yeah. Of course they

2:11:30

did. In the suit, the men

2:11:32

say that they had never, would

2:11:34

never have spent money on subscriptions

2:11:36

or at least not as much.

2:11:39

Had they known they weren't speaking

2:11:41

directly to the creators themselves instead

2:11:43

of someone impersonating them? They also

2:11:45

state in the lawsuit that if

2:11:47

only fans started demanding creators to

2:11:49

interact directly with fans and outlaw

2:11:51

the use of hired agencies, they

2:11:54

would consider using only fans again.

2:11:56

Okay, so these guys, they wanted

2:11:58

that girlfriend experience, right? and the

2:12:00

same way that you can go on

2:12:02

twitch and if you donate enough

2:12:05

money people start to realize they

2:12:07

start to recognize you right they're

2:12:09

like oh yeah and even you

2:12:11

see the girls that stream they're

2:12:14

like oh it's big rob again and

2:12:16

it's like okay well you know who

2:12:18

he is because he's given you so

2:12:20

much money right But when it's,

2:12:23

when you're not even, they don't

2:12:25

even see you doing all this

2:12:27

stuff, so they're wasting incredible amounts

2:12:29

of money, thinking they're building that

2:12:32

like cashier with someone for real,

2:12:34

and you're not, you're not, an

2:12:36

Indian guy is like, this guy's

2:12:38

been to a lot of money,

2:12:40

yeah. That's the crazy part, you're

2:12:42

having probably very intimate. discussions with

2:12:45

these people. Oh, they're sending stuff

2:12:47

back and forth. You know it.

2:12:49

Well, that's what he said in

2:12:51

one of the guys said he

2:12:53

created an account to engage in

2:12:55

friendly conversations and share photographs. Yeah.

2:12:57

But then he became suspicious of

2:13:00

who he was communicating with when

2:13:02

he started noticing contradicting information and

2:13:04

errors in messages. So like, wait a minute.

2:13:06

So yeah. So he was thinking that he

2:13:09

would be like, you remember last night when

2:13:11

we talked. And it's a new guy,

2:13:13

right? It's like a new guy

2:13:15

is doing the rise on the shift.

2:13:17

So he goes back and looks and

2:13:20

is like, I don't know exactly what

2:13:22

we were talking about. Maybe.

2:13:24

Yeah, but you probably have

2:13:26

much work into it. No,

2:13:28

if it's a lazy perv,

2:13:31

like, yeah, maybe, yeah, I

2:13:33

remember. Totally remember. Like, honestly,

2:13:35

I think all they really

2:13:37

do ever is they're like.

2:13:39

They'll say stuff like hey, are

2:13:41

you up right? It's like it's like

2:13:43

it's like a like a parody

2:13:45

almost of like a like a

2:13:47

midnight texts Exactly, that's what it

2:13:49

is. Yeah, are you up and

2:13:52

then if you were to be

2:13:54

dumb enough to be like yeah,

2:13:56

they're like oh because I've got

2:13:58

this special photo shoot that you

2:14:00

can have for five bucks that's

2:14:02

all that that's their job yeah

2:14:04

but then there are people that

2:14:07

believe that had like intimate conversations

2:14:09

not just responding they have like

2:14:11

full-on sex interactive you know so

2:14:13

sure got to be like AI

2:14:15

now too yeah that's like you

2:14:17

know stuff like that it's just

2:14:19

somebody talking to we had a

2:14:21

guy calling and he ran his

2:14:23

girls Remember that dude? He said

2:14:25

that he was responding to these

2:14:28

guys as her. Oh, that's right.

2:14:30

Yeah. And she was like killing

2:14:32

it. But yeah, if you think

2:14:34

you've got something going on with

2:14:36

an only fan's chick. You've got

2:14:38

another thing coming. Got what you

2:14:40

call a screw loose. Yeah. There.

2:14:42

Okay, they could be illusional or

2:14:44

they could be smart to launch

2:14:47

the first lawsuit. Right if there's

2:14:49

no disclaimers on the site and

2:14:51

there's nothing in the fine print

2:14:53

that says right? You may not

2:14:55

be speaking to the person you

2:14:57

think you're if there's nothing there

2:14:59

that covers them legally They may

2:15:01

be on to something. Do you

2:15:03

know how much money the girls

2:15:05

will lose? They will lose hundreds

2:15:08

of millions They just cash in

2:15:10

every time they send even like

2:15:12

the text for like the $5

2:15:14

pictures or whatever. Yeah. I mean,

2:15:16

and they're still going to kill

2:15:18

it that way. But I think

2:15:20

using these AI programs or these

2:15:22

guys from India, it just brought

2:15:24

in so much extra dough to

2:15:27

them. Don't you think that would

2:15:29

kill the site? I don't think

2:15:31

fully. I think what it would

2:15:33

do. I mean, if they could

2:15:35

not have, you know, have that

2:15:37

relationship. Aspect oh, I see what

2:15:39

you're saying like a girl friend

2:15:41

experience. Yeah, no, I do I

2:15:43

think some guys wouldn't be as

2:15:45

hooked Yeah, I think it would

2:15:48

take a hit for sure Take

2:15:50

a hit. Yeah, might not kill

2:15:52

it because that's half of it.

2:15:54

Right like you're getting guys hooked

2:15:56

The thing about these girls a

2:15:58

lot now is that they're on

2:16:00

a different platform and then that

2:16:02

and so they get their hooks

2:16:04

and people on the other platforms

2:16:07

you know and they're just hoping

2:16:09

you go check out their nudes

2:16:11

on only fans but yeah yeah

2:16:13

it's really so just for the

2:16:15

guys that are listening that may

2:16:17

be doing this and spending a

2:16:19

lot of money just know that

2:16:21

is like Muji bar from Pakistan

2:16:23

yeah are sharing your intimate details

2:16:25

right and honestly I really think

2:16:28

it's If you think you're talking

2:16:30

to someone who's like, oh, well,

2:16:32

they can't, they mustn't have a

2:16:34

lot of followers, they only have

2:16:36

like a couple hundred followers, that's,

2:16:38

they probably have enough people to

2:16:40

hire Mujibar to do it. You

2:16:42

know, because they probably only do,

2:16:44

they do it for a, oh,

2:16:47

do you got something? Tell me

2:16:49

this isn't her? It's just at

2:16:51

8 o'clock. That's your lady who

2:16:53

said you're feeling alone and horny,

2:16:55

can I ride your... That's Muji

2:16:57

bar. Muji bar wants to ride

2:16:59

your beat. And what's amazing to

2:17:01

me is that Muji bar has

2:17:03

all of these photos from the

2:17:05

actual girl. You know, and he's

2:17:08

like, I don't know, which one

2:17:10

do you think? I was saying,

2:17:12

yeah. That was pretty good. Yeah.

2:17:14

He says that. Wow. This one

2:17:16

will be good too. Oh, this

2:17:18

will get him. And I'm sure

2:17:20

it does for some guys. Oh,

2:17:22

yeah. Like I said, I mean,

2:17:24

I think it's hundreds of millions

2:17:27

of dollars that dudes are thinking

2:17:29

that they're impressing one of these

2:17:31

only fans models. It's like relationship

2:17:33

gaming kind of like it's weird.

2:17:35

Yep. Well, you see it play

2:17:37

out on Twitch when there's a

2:17:39

pretty girl that has a stream.

2:17:41

These dudes are throwing mountains of

2:17:43

money and they're just trying to...

2:17:45

They'll give them like thousands of

2:17:48

dollars at a time. Notice me.

2:17:50

Notice me. Don't waste your cash.

2:17:52

No. Don't waste your cash. Coming

2:17:54

up in a Mexican minute. Why

2:17:56

has Speedy Gonzales just been arrested?

2:17:58

Let's get to that. Let's

2:18:06

break for a Mexican minute. Okay,

2:18:08

fun fact. There is actually a

2:18:10

guy in this world with the

2:18:13

legal name of Speedy Gonzales. I

2:18:15

love it. and accused of a

2:18:17

shoplifting spree from the self-checkout lanes

2:18:20

at North Georgia Walmart stores. It'd

2:18:22

be a real terrible thing to

2:18:24

do if your last name was

2:18:27

Gonzales. Yeah. To name your kid

2:18:29

Speedy. As you should have said

2:18:31

before, that leads to a life

2:18:34

of crime. Yep. And look. And

2:18:36

it did. For this guy, it

2:18:38

absolutely did. to rest of the

2:18:41

man accused. Speedy Gonzales. They say

2:18:43

that he'd pick out a large

2:18:45

item that would serve as a

2:18:48

container, like a trash can or

2:18:50

a mailbox, and then he'd fill

2:18:52

that with all sorts of other

2:18:55

Walmart merchandise. Right. nicotine products, gum,

2:18:57

anything he could shove in there.

2:18:59

Then he'd do a quick scan

2:19:02

at the checkout of just the

2:19:04

one larger item, but not pay

2:19:06

for any of the stuff that

2:19:09

he had then put inside. Just

2:19:11

to getting a garbage king. They

2:19:13

believe Speedy Gonzales got away with

2:19:16

$20,000 in merchandise doing this. That's

2:19:18

impressive. Wow. It really is. Like

2:19:20

Walmart's like on top of that

2:19:23

I thought. He's like, not today!

2:19:25

It looks like they've caught him

2:19:27

a few times. I think, oh

2:19:30

yeah, Speedy Gonzales is... See, that's

2:19:32

what I said. You name your

2:19:34

kid Speedy Gonzales? Life is gonna

2:19:37

suck for him, and it's gonna

2:19:39

turn out bad, and it has.

2:19:41

He's been in the news many...

2:19:44

Yeah, look at all the different

2:19:46

mudshod. Mail fraud, all sorts of

2:19:48

different things. Whoopsie. Whoopsie, whoopsies. Change

2:19:51

your name. Yeah. Let's go with

2:19:53

like Roger, something. Roger guns out.

2:19:55

Butter life, I got. Probably would

2:19:58

change some stuff. Oh, speedy. I

2:20:00

mean, honestly, though, if your name

2:20:02

was speedy, the kids were... They

2:20:05

were going to just tease you

2:20:07

so much. You're going to be

2:20:09

affected. And by the way, Walmart

2:20:12

is now on to this scam,

2:20:14

so if you think you want

2:20:16

to give it a go after

2:20:19

hearing about Speedy Gonzales, just be

2:20:21

advised all Walmart stores are aware

2:20:23

and are now checking every large

2:20:26

item that is going through the

2:20:28

self-checkout. Are they... Shouldn't they always

2:20:30

have been? Yes. Every single time?

2:20:33

Yes. Like someone buys a suitcase

2:20:35

and they just wheel it out

2:20:37

full of stuff? Ah, there you

2:20:40

go. It looks like they can't

2:20:42

even lift it. Yeah, it's 40

2:20:44

pounds. Just a suitcase? They always

2:20:47

should have been looking. Well, it'll

2:20:49

always be like somebody will be

2:20:51

like just one can of ravioli

2:20:54

and then they've got like $80

2:20:56

worth of electronics. Oh, yeah. Don't

2:20:58

give your kid a wacky name.

2:21:01

No. It will come back to

2:21:03

haunt them. Absolutely. Absolutely. Those are

2:21:05

my thoughts. Not yours. I'm Dave

2:21:08

and Dave and Dave and Chuck

2:21:10

the freak the freak the freak.

2:21:12

Some influencers inspire fashion, others inspire

2:21:14

fitness, and some make you want

2:21:17

to try some butt stuff. Let

2:21:19

us influence you on Instagram. Follow

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us at Dave and Chuck De

2:21:24

Freak. I don't know what I

2:21:26

did during that last segment, but

2:21:28

I feel like I dislocated my

2:21:31

shoulder. I don't know. I don't

2:21:33

know, but it hurts so much.

2:21:35

Did I wait? Did I do?

2:21:38

What did I do? God! That's

2:21:40

it, huh? We can't even wave

2:21:42

anymore. We're getting so old. Just

2:21:45

located it during a radio show.

2:21:47

Hey! I lifted my arm over

2:21:49

top of my shoulder. I don't

2:21:52

know what I did, but it

2:21:54

looks like a moto. Damn it!

2:21:56

Oh. All right, we'll take a

2:21:59

break and I'll try and take

2:22:01

some. When we come back, what

2:22:03

dirty stuff has a lunch lady

2:22:06

been up to? Are more victims

2:22:08

of the Bourbon Street Hooker-Hussler coming

2:22:10

forward? What special talent did an

2:22:13

11-year-old wow people with at his

2:22:15

school's talent show? We'll get to

2:22:17

that and much more when we

2:22:20

return right after this. All right,

2:22:22

Officer Chuck, Officer Andy, got your

2:22:24

next job for you, but you're

2:22:27

just gonna go to this tiny

2:22:29

little place in Bakersfield and arrest

2:22:31

the entire Hells Angels group there.

2:22:34

Oh, right. That should be easy.

2:22:36

Every single one of them must

2:22:38

be arrested. Oh, wow. All right.

2:22:41

Okay. I'll do that right after

2:22:43

lunch. An entire hell's angel's chapter

2:22:45

was arrested in California this week.

2:22:48

Damn. There's one just down the

2:22:50

street over here. A club? A

2:22:52

motorcycle! I drive past it every

2:22:55

day. Oh yeah, I just keep

2:22:57

to myself. Well yeah, I don't

2:22:59

see a picture you going in

2:23:02

there. Is this like a club

2:23:04

anybody can come in? I love

2:23:06

clubs! I have a member of

2:23:09

the Sam club, Costco, Sam club.

2:23:11

What club is this? Can I

2:23:13

get a card? Joe to fight

2:23:16

your club. I went and they

2:23:18

all beat the crap out of

2:23:20

me and said I did. and

2:23:30

Chuck DeFree. Back here with you

2:23:32

on Dave and Chuck DeFree coming

2:23:34

up. What dirty stuff has a

2:23:36

lunch lady been up to? How

2:23:38

did a couple lose their life

2:23:40

savings in a real estate scam?

2:23:42

And what special talent did an

2:23:44

11 year old wow people with

2:23:46

at his school's talent show? That's

2:23:48

all coming up. First though, Chuck,

2:23:50

let's say you were with a

2:23:52

hooker. Which I have been. And

2:23:54

then something happened. That hooker was

2:23:56

arrested. Would you come forward? Oh,

2:23:58

you mean like she killed that

2:24:00

guy? Yes, that's the one I'm

2:24:02

talking about. The bourbon street hustler.

2:24:04

But I lived. But you didn't

2:24:06

ever report it because you were

2:24:08

embarrassed it was a hooker after

2:24:10

all. What? Okay, here's a question.

2:24:13

So you're trying to come to

2:24:15

the defense of the hooker? No.

2:24:17

No. No. You're speaking out against

2:24:19

your, you're just outing yourself as

2:24:21

being in relations with her. Right.

2:24:23

So that their case against her

2:24:25

is strong. How much more strong

2:24:27

is the case against this woman?

2:24:29

If I come forward, I feel

2:24:31

like I would much rather let

2:24:33

everyone else... They can come forward

2:24:35

and you would just be quiet.

2:24:37

You know, I would maybe just

2:24:39

chill. These three guys all have

2:24:41

come for him so far. So

2:24:43

there's enough of them, so I'm

2:24:45

just going to stay home. More

2:24:47

victims of the so-called Bourbon Street

2:24:49

Hustler have come forward to speak

2:24:51

out against what she did to

2:24:53

them. Here's their story now. Take

2:24:55

a listen. These three men never

2:24:57

knew each other, but they have

2:24:59

a unique connection. They say they

2:25:01

were all victims of the same

2:25:03

Bourbon Street hustler who was accused

2:25:05

of drugging a sports reporter to

2:25:07

death during Super Bowl weekend. Jason

2:25:09

Eggley, Eric Mall, and David Butler

2:25:11

all say they crossed paths with

2:25:13

this alleged hustler in New Orleans,

2:25:15

French quarter. What's been like for

2:25:17

you to meet other victims of

2:25:20

this woman? It's been a great

2:25:22

support for me. The men all

2:25:24

say they've decided to come forward

2:25:26

following the death of Telemundo reporter

2:25:28

aided Manzano, whose body was discovered

2:25:30

in his hotel room over Super

2:25:32

Bowl weekend. David Butler says his

2:25:34

nightmare started when he met the

2:25:36

woman, Dennett Colbert, at a big

2:25:38

easy bar. She was with another

2:25:40

woman. My drink was starting to

2:25:42

get low and so was theirs

2:25:44

and so asked if they wanted

2:25:46

another round. I came back and

2:25:48

finished up. what was left of

2:25:50

my first drink and immediately just

2:25:52

started feeling very wooly and I

2:25:54

knew something wasn't right. He says

2:25:56

Danette Colbert put him in a

2:25:58

taxi and took him home. When

2:26:00

he woke up hours later his

2:26:02

wallet and cell phone were gone.

2:26:04

The best way of maybe describing

2:26:06

what it was like is going

2:26:08

under general anesthesia and coming out

2:26:10

of it on both sides is.

2:26:12

You know, you're there and then

2:26:14

you're not. Jason Eggley says he

2:26:16

was at a French quarter bar

2:26:18

when he thinks somebody spiked his

2:26:20

drink. He called an Uber. Danette

2:26:22

Colbert, he says, pulled up in

2:26:24

a car posing as his Uber

2:26:26

driver. And there's a discrepancy about

2:26:29

where we're supposed to be going.

2:26:31

Wow. Danette was driving, asked to

2:26:33

see my Uber app, I opened

2:26:35

up the app, I handed my

2:26:37

phone, and then she's like, I

2:26:39

don't think I'm your Uber. So

2:26:41

she lets us off and she

2:26:43

has me my phone. And it's

2:26:45

dead. She's like, oh yeah, your

2:26:47

phone died. I go home, plug

2:26:49

my phone in, go to sleep,

2:26:51

wake up, pick up the phone,

2:26:53

not my phone. Eric Mall says

2:26:55

he also got picked up by

2:26:57

Colbert when she posed as an

2:26:59

Uber driver. I hand her my

2:27:01

phone unlocked and, you know, through

2:27:03

some slight of hand, she passes

2:27:05

me back a different phone after

2:27:07

I do that. They all say

2:27:09

they reported what happened to them

2:27:11

to police, but they say that

2:27:13

law enforcement was slow to act.

2:27:15

They all believe that the so-called

2:27:17

Bourbon Street Hustler should have been

2:27:19

in jail years ago. I've searched

2:27:21

her name every week since the

2:27:23

day that she drove me, just

2:27:25

knowing that she was going to

2:27:27

strike again. So it's different. It's

2:27:29

not like you hired her. She...

2:27:31

No, she drugs you. Yeah, she

2:27:33

must like approach you and then

2:27:36

like slips on menu deck or

2:27:38

something. Yeah, the first guy maybe,

2:27:40

it sounds like he was chatting

2:27:42

them up at the bar. Yeah,

2:27:44

probably talking and joking around and

2:27:46

she, she drugged him. Yeah, the

2:27:48

other two guys, yeah, it was

2:27:50

a weird. She has someone drugging

2:27:52

people. Or it's her. Or it's

2:27:54

her. And then she's like, okay,

2:27:56

this guy, I've drugged him, I

2:27:58

know he's gonna want to want

2:28:00

to leave. Right. It's a well

2:28:02

thought out plan. Yeah. How do

2:28:04

you even know they're going to

2:28:06

order an Uber? Yeah, she's doing

2:28:08

the same things. You know, she's

2:28:10

like, oh, let me see, let

2:28:12

me see your phone. Yeah, she's

2:28:14

really busy. Yeah, she's like snagging

2:28:16

dudes left and right. And then

2:28:18

obviously she just got the drug

2:28:20

mixture wrong. Yes, right with that

2:28:22

one guy and he died. Yeah,

2:28:24

she just gave me too much.

2:28:26

Or like me. I just can

2:28:28

probably don't need a lot. Yeah,

2:28:30

that's true. Put me out forever.

2:28:32

Put me out forever. I gave

2:28:34

Dave two extra strength Kyle and

2:28:36

all to him. He died. He

2:28:38

never woke up. He never woke

2:28:40

up again. Well, another day, another

2:28:42

school employee in trouble. This time,

2:28:45

it's a lunch lady. I don't

2:28:47

like that. A lunch lady? I

2:28:49

don't like that at all. We're

2:28:51

off to Lauderdale County, where a

2:28:53

school employee has confessed to having

2:28:55

sex with a student on two

2:28:57

separate occasions. 41 year old Amy

2:28:59

Nicole Wiginton was arrested on two

2:29:01

counts of school employee engaging in

2:29:03

a sex act lunch

2:29:05

ladies lunch ladies are getting in

2:29:07

on it should have seen my

2:29:10

lunch ladies home my god terrifying

2:29:12

women and large and in charge

2:29:14

as we said that's probably how

2:29:16

they all should be yeah right

2:29:18

yeah then there's no temptation yeah

2:29:20

according to the document she waived

2:29:23

her rights and confessed to having

2:29:25

sexual intercourse with this student on

2:29:27

two separate occasions The school board

2:29:29

issued a statement saying they are

2:29:31

aware of the allegations and the

2:29:33

lunch lady has been placed on

2:29:36

administrative leave. They say they continue

2:29:38

to cooperate with law enforcement officials

2:29:40

and have no further comment at

2:29:42

this time. Are you implying that

2:29:44

there is temptation here? Well, I

2:29:46

mean, you've seen worse, right? Yeah.

2:29:49

It's just horrible, just don't do

2:29:51

that. I mean, uh... Not all...

2:29:53

lunch ladies are gross. They're not.

2:29:55

Yeah, there I'm sure some attractive.

2:29:57

Well, yeah, there's a lot. there.

2:29:59

Yeah. Some cool lunch ladies. But

2:30:02

I wouldn't say she's incredibly attractive,

2:30:04

but there's worse. There's been worse.

2:30:06

Much worse lunch ladies through the

2:30:08

years. Damn. Yeah, as well. I

2:30:10

just never thought about banging in

2:30:12

the lunch lady, you know, like,

2:30:15

but the lunch lady also never

2:30:17

threw herself at me, I guess.

2:30:19

Right. I've never been seduced by

2:30:21

a lunch lady. Kind of a

2:30:23

little bit with those cookies. Oh

2:30:25

yeah, they always had fresh chocolate

2:30:28

and cookies. They did know how

2:30:30

to get me to buy those.

2:30:32

Our food was terrible. Oh, I

2:30:34

never got the real food. There

2:30:36

was nothing like for us. Like,

2:30:38

yeah. I was, I was unsaducable.

2:30:41

We had oatmeal chocolate chip, freshly

2:30:43

baked oatmeal chocolate chip. They could

2:30:45

still get me, the lunch thing

2:30:47

can still get me with that.

2:30:49

Oh yeah, yeah, oatmeal chocolate chip.

2:30:51

No, no, oatmeal chocolate chip. My

2:30:54

lunch ladies were nice and cool.

2:30:56

Yeah. Yeah, they were nice to

2:30:58

us too. But you didn't want

2:31:00

to bang him. I had no

2:31:02

I don't I don't think they

2:31:04

wanted to bang me. Yeah sure

2:31:07

but not anymore everyone's banging everybody.

2:31:09

It is nuts man. It's just

2:31:11

wild. Well make sure your doctor

2:31:13

is a doctor. There's a dude

2:31:15

in Miami known to patients as

2:31:17

Dr. Wilson Munoz. He was a

2:31:20

prominently advertised cosmetic surgeon and also

2:31:22

did medical supplements. Well turns out

2:31:24

He was not a doctor at

2:31:26

all. He was a self-proclaimed doctor.

2:31:28

He worked out of a surgical

2:31:30

center in the heart of Miami's

2:31:33

little Havana neighborhood, but now deputies

2:31:35

say he had no right to

2:31:37

perform any procedures in Florida, as

2:31:39

he wasn't a licensed doctor. He

2:31:41

is just a surgical assistant, and

2:31:43

now they have busted the 60-year-old

2:31:46

guy. It's crazy when people jump

2:31:48

right into surgery. They do, they

2:31:50

just go for it, huh? Especially

2:31:52

cosmetic surgery. Yeah, that's it. People

2:31:54

take risks that they shouldn't do.

2:31:56

This dude, tell you what. What

2:31:59

a human being is, he used

2:32:01

his elderly mother as a human

2:32:03

shield when the cops bust into

2:32:05

his place. A good guy. What

2:32:07

a good guy. Tells you everything

2:32:09

about him. Right? Yeah, his mother

2:32:12

is a human shield. I just,

2:32:14

how are the people that got

2:32:16

the work done by him? They

2:32:18

can't be looking good. No, come

2:32:20

on. Not at all. Tons of

2:32:22

reports of people that have now

2:32:25

come forward to say that. Stuff

2:32:27

wasn't done right. Yeah. Oh, yeah

2:32:30

Well, he looks like he's had

2:32:32

some stuff. Oh for sure he

2:32:34

has He gave his cheeks and

2:32:36

stuff gave his own face a

2:32:39

try I think oh for sure

2:32:41

He's got his puffy cheeks. Yeah,

2:32:43

he's done some stuff to himself.

2:32:46

You can see it there All

2:32:48

right another day in another story

2:32:50

too about real estate scams this

2:32:52

time this couple says they lost

2:32:55

their life savings in this scam

2:32:57

as the fraud is targeting home

2:32:59

buyers. Here's their story now. Take

2:33:01

a listen. After months of grueling

2:33:04

house hunting, Reagan Bartlow and her

2:33:06

husband found their dream home. You

2:33:08

can see the finish line. All

2:33:10

we had to do was fire

2:33:13

the money and then go sign

2:33:15

the papers and then in a

2:33:17

matter of minutes it all came

2:33:19

crashing down. Days before the closing,

2:33:22

she got an email that looked

2:33:24

like every other email she'd received

2:33:26

from her title company. Congratulations, we'll

2:33:29

be ready to close on Wednesday

2:33:31

and all you have to do

2:33:33

is go ahead and wire your

2:33:35

funds and that way all you

2:33:38

have to do is come in

2:33:40

and sign. It made perfect sense.

2:33:42

Reagan followed the wiring instructions but

2:33:44

on the day of closing got

2:33:47

a terrifying call from her realtor.

2:33:49

You haven't been talking to the

2:33:51

title lawyer and at that point

2:33:53

my whole world fell apart because

2:33:56

I had already wired. all the

2:33:58

down payment money for our house

2:34:00

and it was about two hundred

2:34:02

and fifty five thousand dollars and

2:34:05

so our next egg our savings

2:34:07

everything at that moment was gone.

2:34:09

It's happening unfortunately every single day

2:34:12

multiple times a day. Tom Cronkwright

2:34:14

is the founder of certified a

2:34:16

technology company that helps prevent wire

2:34:18

fraud. Your best case scenario is

2:34:21

a consumer losing their down payment.

2:34:23

Your worst case scenario is your

2:34:25

your cash buyer. and their entire

2:34:27

life savings is gone in a

2:34:30

single wire transfer. You've seen that

2:34:32

happen? I see it happen almost

2:34:34

daily, if not multiple times a

2:34:36

day. Crockwright started certified after becoming

2:34:39

a victim in 2015. losing $180,000.

2:34:41

And the reality of it is,

2:34:43

these are some of the most

2:34:45

sophisticated bad actors that have invested

2:34:48

hundreds of millions of dollars into

2:34:50

their own trade craft. Crunkwright works

2:34:52

with banks and title companies to

2:34:55

prevent the crimes and with federal

2:34:57

law enforcement to triage them. Global,

2:34:59

organized crime syndicates and cartels are

2:35:01

often behind these billion-dollar operations. Skillfully

2:35:04

hacking into financial institutions, real estate

2:35:06

companies, and law firms to get

2:35:08

everything they need to impersonate a

2:35:10

trusted advisor. So when somebody like

2:35:13

Reagan gets an email to wire

2:35:15

her down payment for closing, there's

2:35:17

nothing suspicious about it. The email

2:35:19

that includes the payment request with

2:35:22

wiring instructions isn't coming out of

2:35:24

the blue. It's tacked on. to

2:35:26

a threat of emails that they've

2:35:28

been having for two, three, four

2:35:31

weeks. Known losses are estimated at

2:35:33

about $500 million a year, but

2:35:35

Crunkwright says that number may represent

2:35:38

as little as 10% placing actual

2:35:40

losses closer to $5 billion annually.

2:35:42

Losses most people never recover. I

2:35:44

would love to be able to

2:35:47

be made whole in this situation.

2:35:49

I don't know that that's going

2:35:51

to happen, but... I do know

2:35:53

that if I tell the story,

2:35:56

maybe I can help somebody else

2:35:58

because I wouldn't wish this on

2:36:00

anyone. Well, especially because she put

2:36:02

a 250,000... $1,000 deposit down. That's

2:36:05

a weird way to buy a

2:36:07

house, right? No, I don't think

2:36:09

so. Like a whole house. If

2:36:11

you sell a house, sometimes you'll

2:36:14

have a double house and you

2:36:16

put it in the new house.

2:36:18

I guess so. That kind of

2:36:21

thing. And calling it a down

2:36:23

payment, it's just you're putting as

2:36:25

much as you can in, so

2:36:27

the mortgage is lower, right? Yeah.

2:36:30

That's the way to do it.

2:36:32

We had to wire money. you

2:36:34

know you go through the process

2:36:36

by the way yeah you're welcome

2:36:39

to the bank of Chuck yeah

2:36:41

no it was that was how

2:36:43

they did it and but of

2:36:45

course you know you verify well

2:36:48

if you're talking to the actual

2:36:50

person you know right you know

2:36:52

getting an email and just sending

2:36:54

money. Not even sure what it

2:36:57

means to like wire money. To

2:36:59

me, that's like, it's like Morse

2:37:01

Code or something. You're like, don't,

2:37:04

don't, don't, don't. One bank basically

2:37:06

sends it to another bank. That's

2:37:08

like a transfer. Yeah, transfer. Yeah,

2:37:10

transfer. Treasure between financial institutions. Right.

2:37:13

Yeah. And that you can't really

2:37:15

facilitate yourself. They have to do

2:37:17

it. But you just have to

2:37:19

be really, when you're working with

2:37:22

that amount of money. You got

2:37:24

to triple check everything you're doing.

2:37:26

making sure that it's going to

2:37:28

go into the right place. Well,

2:37:31

there's an 11-year-old boy who apparently

2:37:33

wowed at his school talent show.

2:37:35

So did I. In Oklahoma. Not

2:37:37

in Oklahoma. Because he can imitate

2:37:40

50 different birds. Oh, mine is

2:37:42

cooler than that. Here's the story

2:37:44

from CVS News. Not a Robin,

2:37:47

nor a Tufted Tit Mouse. Those

2:37:49

sounds are all coming from a

2:37:51

Samuel. An 11-year-old Samuel Henderson. Samuel,

2:37:53

who was autistic and has Tourette

2:37:56

syndrome, can perfectly imitate 50 birds.

2:37:58

What's the hardest bird to do?

2:38:00

Probably the barn swallow. How does

2:38:02

that go? That's pretty good. I

2:38:05

will come on, that's pretty good.

2:38:07

It's something. It sounds like birds.

2:38:09

Yeah, we were pretty impressed with

2:38:11

them the last time we saw.

2:38:14

I'm constantly impressed with people that

2:38:16

can make birds out. Yeah, some

2:38:18

people say that I swallowed birds,

2:38:20

but you haven't swallowed any birds.

2:38:23

No, well, chickens. True. The kid

2:38:25

is a born entertainer. We eat

2:38:27

chicken. Yeah, I got like that.

2:38:30

But since he mostly practiced his

2:38:32

calls on the playground, alone along

2:38:34

the back fence, a lot of

2:38:36

kids at his Choctaw Oklahoma school

2:38:39

hadn't ever heard. Until the annual

2:38:41

Nacoma Park Intermediate School Talent Show.

2:38:43

Samuel really wanted to compete. But

2:38:45

no kid from Special Ed had

2:38:48

ever participated. And this would be

2:38:50

mostly singing and dancing and band

2:38:52

instruments. So bird sounds, his mother

2:38:54

was nervous. The sunken's can be

2:38:57

mean. And the thought of that

2:38:59

happening to him on stage in

2:39:01

front of the whole school. You

2:39:03

would have been the mean guy

2:39:06

to the birdman? I would have

2:39:08

tried not to be. But that's

2:39:10

my best sometimes the dark side

2:39:13

winds on a cool bird noises,

2:39:15

but I would have been pretty

2:39:17

pissed if I would have got

2:39:19

beat He won, huh? Yeah, I

2:39:22

don't know I mean I'll just

2:39:24

break my heart I don't know

2:39:26

we'll find out But Lori says

2:39:28

his teacher convinced her that Samuel

2:39:31

needed to spread his wings so

2:39:33

to speak so he took to

2:39:35

the stage At first the other

2:39:37

kids didn't know what to think

2:39:40

It really sounded like there was

2:39:42

a bird in the building exactly

2:39:44

like I was like, what is

2:39:46

this? But as he continued and

2:39:49

laid his passion bare, jaws dropped.

2:39:51

The crowd came alive and Samuel

2:39:53

was not only accepted, he was

2:39:56

admired. Like a lot of courage

2:39:58

to get yourself up there. He

2:40:00

ate it. I don't think I

2:40:02

saw one single kid like not

2:40:05

clapping their hands. The kids are

2:40:07

roaring. I was so happy to

2:40:09

see him living his dreams. My

2:40:11

heart went just exploded. It's been

2:40:14

almost a year since that talent

2:40:16

show and guess who now rocks

2:40:18

the playground? Samuel. That's who. can

2:40:20

do a peacock it goes like

2:40:23

this now that's something to grow

2:40:25

I just would have been pissed

2:40:27

because I spent a lot of

2:40:29

time on my little routine and

2:40:32

I would have done it well

2:40:34

I would have thought in my

2:40:36

heart of hearts I was better

2:40:39

but I believe that it is

2:40:41

a good story yeah and like

2:40:43

I would have been I would

2:40:45

have been like who's in this?

2:40:48

The autistic kid is doing it.

2:40:50

Oh no. I don't stand a

2:40:52

chance. What's he gonna do? He's

2:40:54

got bird? Bird props. Can't beat

2:40:57

the props. He can't do it.

2:40:59

So I would have been upset.

2:41:01

Yeah, I would have been upset.

2:41:03

They never did say if he

2:41:06

won. No, they didn't, did they?

2:41:08

I don't think he won. I

2:41:10

just think they've laughed. Yeah. You

2:41:12

think they would have said that.

2:41:15

He won on the playground. Because

2:41:17

all light is kids. Because he

2:41:19

lives to just be alone by

2:41:22

the back fence. When everyone else

2:41:24

was playing, he'd go to the

2:41:26

back fence and practice his bird

2:41:28

noise. And I mean, I'm, if

2:41:31

I don't know what's going on

2:41:33

there and I'm a young kid,

2:41:35

I'm like, hey man, we probably

2:41:37

are going to go play over

2:41:40

there. He's just, he's squawking over

2:41:42

there, so we don't know what's

2:41:44

up. You know, you don't know

2:41:46

as a kid, what's up, you're

2:41:49

right. Let's go. Luckily they gave

2:41:51

him a chance. They did at

2:41:53

the end now that they know

2:41:55

and now he's the cool bird

2:41:58

guy. Right. Yeah. All

2:42:00

right, you're right. In some food news.

2:42:02

How much do you love a crab

2:42:04

rangoon? You like him, right, Andy? Sometimes

2:42:07

I got Mayo in them and I'm

2:42:09

not a fan. Oh, yeah. I don't

2:42:11

like them. You don't? No. Well, if

2:42:14

it does have mayo in it. But

2:42:16

they've got cream cheese, it's all right.

2:42:18

A Chinese restaurant in Chicago will give

2:42:20

you free appetizersers for life, including crab

2:42:23

rang and egg rolls and stuff. All

2:42:25

you have to do? Get a tattoo

2:42:27

of their logo. I mean,

2:42:30

it better be good. I mean,

2:42:32

they gotta be a good place.

2:42:34

There's a lot of not so

2:42:36

good in that realm. It has

2:42:38

to be killer. But if I

2:42:40

found a killer place, I would

2:42:42

consider putting a tattoo on it

2:42:44

so that it like, just don't

2:42:46

go away. I always lose my

2:42:48

good Chinese food places. I think

2:42:50

it's just, isn't Chinese writing? I

2:42:52

think that's what it is. Which

2:42:54

wouldn't be too bad, right? Right.

2:42:56

Yeah, I mean like depending on

2:42:58

what it says I was gonna

2:43:00

say like it just says like

2:43:02

a total fat ass food No,

2:43:04

it's probably says like friendship Chinese

2:43:06

restaurant Okay, that's what it's called.

2:43:08

Yeah, it's the name of the

2:43:10

restaurant. No Yeah, you have to

2:43:12

get tattooed with the restaurant's logo

2:43:14

in order to qualify for this

2:43:17

free appetizers for life promotion Yeah,

2:43:19

I never liked anything enough to

2:43:21

get like a tattoo of it.

2:43:23

No tattooed customers will be entitled

2:43:25

to one free appetizer per visit

2:43:27

The list includes angry long beans

2:43:29

in a spicy Kung Pow sauce

2:43:31

Hong Hong Kong style egg rolls

2:43:33

Chicken wings in a sweet and

2:43:35

spicy sauce pretty good salt and

2:43:37

pepper tofu tossed with five spice.

2:43:39

I'm good. Oh and crab ringoons

2:43:41

Yeah, I do like crab ringoons.

2:43:43

I think they're good I just

2:43:45

got back into Chinese food You

2:43:47

found a spot? I did. Yeah,

2:43:49

that's what it takes. It takes

2:43:51

some time. Yep, that's what it

2:43:53

takes. You find a spot and

2:43:55

then you're like, ooh. you don't

2:43:57

want to tell anybody else but

2:43:59

at the same time you want

2:44:01

them to do okay yeah yeah

2:44:03

we we lost our spot because

2:44:06

we moved see that's it you

2:44:08

lose the spot you have to

2:44:10

be on the hunt well we

2:44:12

don't really have it that haven't

2:44:14

had a spot in years yeah

2:44:16

I just found one in the

2:44:18

in the area here yeah it's

2:44:20

alright okay you too as you

2:44:22

speak out quite well about the

2:44:24

places you love would you get

2:44:26

a dairy queen or a potley

2:44:28

tattoo for a discount for life.

2:44:30

It's not really worth it for

2:44:32

me now. I'll just like get

2:44:34

the burrito. I'll save up if

2:44:36

I have to. If I was

2:44:38

a young man with no problems,

2:44:40

I would have strongly considered that.

2:44:42

Before the diabetes, yeah, I would

2:44:44

have strongly considered it. Post diabetes,

2:44:46

it's not worth it. Yeah, it's

2:44:48

not really. You know, but you

2:44:50

wouldn't get a Chipotle logo for

2:44:52

a free burrito a day. No,

2:44:55

probably not. I mean, like I

2:44:57

would absolutely not actually. It's a

2:44:59

tough sell to like get into

2:45:01

an intimate situation and then someone's

2:45:03

like, what does your tattoo? And

2:45:05

you're like, Chipotle. Yeah, that's true.

2:45:07

You almost have to do it

2:45:09

like, oh, that's my grandpa. He's

2:45:11

just standing next to that sign

2:45:13

right that says Chipotle, but that's

2:45:15

my Grandpa. That's my grandfather's my

2:45:17

family members Would you get an

2:45:19

ice cream parlors tattooed on you

2:45:21

if it was free ice cream

2:45:23

for life? No, no No, no,

2:45:25

it's a lot and it's a

2:45:27

lot of local stuff too. So

2:45:29

it wouldn't even make sense, right

2:45:31

It would just look like I

2:45:33

had a man's name tattooed on

2:45:35

me. That man's name is ring.

2:45:37

That is like Frank or Clark.

2:45:39

How do I explain that one?

2:45:41

And then you start hula-hooping, that's

2:45:44

a whole thing. Well, of course,

2:45:46

I'm hula-hoop, yeah, for sure. Yeah,

2:45:48

I don't think I'd ever get

2:45:50

a tattoo anyway, but anything. Yeah,

2:45:52

me too, like I'm not, I

2:45:54

don't have any tattoos, and, um,

2:45:56

yeah, I'm starting. now to be

2:45:58

the dad of the kids that

2:46:00

are interested in tattoos and it's

2:46:02

very hard. My oldest keeps threatening

2:46:04

to do it. Yeah. And he's

2:46:06

at an age now where I

2:46:08

can't stop him, you know. Yeah.

2:46:10

No. I don't think it's the

2:46:12

best idea, but whatever. Maybe wait.

2:46:14

And like, well, it's like, I

2:46:16

just want to get like a

2:46:18

small face tattoo and I'm like,

2:46:20

yeah. Yeah. Small face. A couple

2:46:22

of teardrops. Nothing huge. Would you

2:46:24

drink a dirty pasta water martini?

2:46:26

Nope. Negative. I don't want pasta

2:46:28

anything to do with drinks. This

2:46:30

is the new hip thing, I

2:46:33

guess, in New York City. The

2:46:35

espresso martini is being pushed aside

2:46:37

with the dirty pasta water martini.

2:46:39

They're adding Parmesan. Gross. and different

2:46:41

things. They're like bloody marries it

2:46:43

that way, right? Like they put

2:46:45

a lot of weird stuff in

2:46:47

my, I don't know about martinis.

2:46:49

Blue cheese, olives. Yeah, they got

2:46:51

like olives and stuff in it.

2:46:53

They put blue cheese, blue cheese

2:46:55

ones in it? Yeah. Oh yeah,

2:46:57

that's what Amber gets. She gets

2:46:59

a filthy martini with blue cheese

2:47:01

olives. Yeah. Tons of booze, right?

2:47:03

That's just booze, right? I've never

2:47:05

been there like, oh, you know,

2:47:07

yeah, like that's like half the

2:47:09

martini game is all of stuff.

2:47:11

This dirty pasta water martini actually

2:47:13

started at an Italian restaurant in

2:47:15

Philly and it has taken off

2:47:17

since you just swap the drive

2:47:19

remove out for used pasta water.

2:47:22

It's another thing I know nothing

2:47:24

about is vermouth. That's okay. I

2:47:26

think it's okay. That'd be a

2:47:28

wild drink to just choose, right?

2:47:30

Yeah. I only drink for a

2:47:32

movie. Just a vermouth. Generally, you

2:47:34

don't drink for me. I don't

2:47:36

know. I dare anyone to even

2:47:38

just order that. I don't know

2:47:40

what it tastes like. Vermouth. So

2:47:42

after your boiler pasta, you cool

2:47:44

the leftover liquid in a shaker.

2:47:46

filled with ice you combine gin

2:47:48

or vodka, the pasta water, and

2:47:50

olive brine and you shake it

2:47:52

vigorously for about 30 seconds until

2:47:54

chilled. Some people even sprinkle some

2:47:56

Parmesan cheese in there. Wouldn't it

2:47:58

be just like some salty water?

2:48:00

Like don't you add some salt

2:48:02

to the water? Just basically like

2:48:04

the olive juice. It's the same

2:48:06

saltiness of it is what you're

2:48:08

going for I guess. Well there's

2:48:11

like so much vodka in a

2:48:13

martini like one will get you

2:48:15

like smashed. Yeah, oh you have

2:48:17

to be careful. Yeah, I remember

2:48:19

when I met, I think it

2:48:21

was last year, we went downtown

2:48:23

with some friends and I had,

2:48:25

I had two, I never drink

2:48:27

Martinez, but we were just sitting

2:48:29

at the bar talking, waiting for

2:48:31

our table that took forever and

2:48:33

I had two Martinez. You had

2:48:35

to hold yourself up. That was

2:48:37

the one that I was in

2:48:39

the bathroom, holding myself up against

2:48:41

the wall. Yeah, they're rough. Two

2:48:43

Martinez in, I'm out. Yeah, I

2:48:45

know they'll blast ya. Like, like,

2:48:47

it's a heavy drink, it's a

2:48:49

heavy drink, it. Yeah, I'm out

2:48:51

of that game. I am too.

2:48:53

I was one and done. That

2:48:55

was my one one time. One

2:48:57

little round with Marti is there

2:49:00

never again. It's cool to me

2:49:02

only because of James Bond. Yeah,

2:49:04

I know. That's it. Like, that's

2:49:06

it. Was that his drink? I

2:49:08

don't know. Yeah, that's the shaken,

2:49:10

not stirred. Yeah, like, that's his

2:49:12

deal, right. You'd have to get

2:49:14

into the Martini game. It could

2:49:16

just be water. You could just

2:49:18

have a glass. I just chilled

2:49:20

water. I'd like some ice water.

2:49:22

Shake it out, sir. In a

2:49:24

martini glass, please. We'll take a

2:49:26

break. And when we come back

2:49:28

in just a moment here on

2:49:30

Dave and Chuck the Freak. Well,

2:49:32

yeah, there's more to come. Yes,

2:49:34

there is. Where is it? Can

2:49:36

I tell you about it? No.

2:49:38

Let's see if I can tell

2:49:40

you about it. What's on the

2:49:42

way here? Yeah, it is in

2:49:44

the garbage. What did our douche

2:49:46

bag of the day do when

2:49:49

Florida business wouldn't give him a

2:49:51

job interview? What three surgeries did

2:49:53

one man get in the same

2:49:55

day and bitches be tripping on

2:49:57

the way after this? Previously, on

2:49:59

Dave in Church of Free. The

2:50:01

single mom of three has been

2:50:03

left with horrific injuries after being

2:50:05

attacked in her Georgia home by

2:50:07

a cluster of highly venomous spiders.

2:50:09

Cluster? Let me just give you

2:50:11

a heads up. She doesn't look

2:50:13

good. I had pulled all the

2:50:15

stuff out and I was back

2:50:17

there cleaning when I got bit.

2:50:19

Her front top lip, there is

2:50:21

a ball of flesh growing on

2:50:23

it that's just dangling out. What

2:50:25

is going on there? And if

2:50:27

that weren't enough, throw in the

2:50:29

eye patch. I believe that she's

2:50:32

always had that if we finally

2:50:34

know. I'm telling you guys

2:50:36

to die. Yes, she has.

2:50:38

On cancerous lymphoma. It's just

2:50:40

crazy that somebody's going to

2:50:43

be like, oh, what happened?

2:50:45

You know, and she's like, oh,

2:50:47

this? A car accident. Is that

2:50:49

what I'm here? I do? No,

2:50:52

spider. Yeah. A cluster of

2:50:54

spiders? Spiders. Spiders took my

2:50:56

eye. And then the lips

2:50:59

growed him. It's from an

2:51:01

accident. and

2:51:08

Chuck the Freak. facebook.com/Dave and

2:51:11

Chuck the Freak. Back here

2:51:13

with you on Dave and

2:51:15

Chuck the Freak. What three

2:51:18

surgeries did one man get

2:51:20

in the same day? What

2:51:22

was a 19-year-old doing with

2:51:24

a street sign that got

2:51:26

him arrested by the cops

2:51:28

and douche bag of the

2:51:30

day on the way? Sir,

2:51:32

knows from the underground. I'm

2:51:34

Dave Hunter. Time now for a

2:51:36

check of the news. You're

2:51:43

a deuce. I'm not a deuce. You're

2:51:45

a stupid deuce. You are so a

2:51:47

deuce. I'm nominating you for the biggest

2:51:50

deuce in the universe award, you

2:51:52

deuce. The deuce bag of the

2:51:54

day. And for that, we go

2:51:56

to St. Petersburg, Florida, where this

2:51:58

deuce bag was charged. After throwing

2:52:00

bottles of his own piss inside

2:52:02

a business, hitting and covering at

2:52:05

least one employee with it. Yeah,

2:52:07

they're called piss missiles. You don't

2:52:09

want to get hit by one.

2:52:11

I know you don't. 51-year-old John

2:52:13

Connachton did more than a thousand

2:52:16

bucks worth of damage at Doors

2:52:18

Molding and More in St. Petersburg.

2:52:20

Yeah. When he threw bottles of

2:52:22

his own piss into the business.

2:52:24

He was pissed. No punentententententent yet.

2:52:26

that they wouldn't give him a

2:52:29

job interview. Oh, do you think

2:52:31

they noticed something was up right

2:52:33

away? Yeah. You know, we're not

2:52:35

a dismissal thrower. Maybe I had

2:52:37

some pisses on me. And you

2:52:39

know what? We're not going to

2:52:42

do that interview. After taking time

2:52:44

to fill multiple bottles with urine.

2:52:46

I assume not at that moment.

2:52:48

Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He went

2:52:50

to the front door of the

2:52:53

establishment. And started. Splashing the bottles

2:52:55

into the building. Flashing it. Fermented

2:52:57

urine. Oh God. The urine splattered

2:52:59

on one employee covering him and

2:53:01

his bare legs. He liked it.

2:53:03

Bear legs? You're in shorts. Oh

2:53:06

no. It's a real tragedy to

2:53:08

be in shorts in that moment,

2:53:10

but um... You want full coverage.

2:53:12

Yeah. You do? I mean, there's

2:53:14

no... It's still terrible. I mean,

2:53:16

it's still terrible. I mean, it's

2:53:19

still going to get on your

2:53:21

feet. You don't want yeah, you

2:53:23

don't want that you don't want

2:53:25

the splash of piss. I don't

2:53:27

know another man's in between my

2:53:30

toes I mean, you know, you

2:53:32

don't even want your own pee

2:53:34

on you. I really don't but

2:53:36

another man's bee right oof not

2:53:38

good So no mug shot yet

2:53:40

that I've seen I looked this

2:53:43

morning and Didn't see

2:53:45

it still not out there They

2:53:47

say in addition to felony battery

2:53:49

and criminal mischief. He was charged

2:53:51

with aggravated assault he fled on

2:53:53

foot after throwing his piss and

2:53:55

was chased by the guy that

2:53:57

got the worst of it. Oh

2:53:59

51, huh? 51 One year old

2:54:01

and you're like, I'm gonna fill

2:54:03

up some bottles with P. Okay.

2:54:05

Oh, and he's also a registered

2:54:07

sex event. Oh, damn well. Surprise,

2:54:09

surprise. Oh, so you have a

2:54:11

sex offender's P on you. Could,

2:54:13

I mean, we don't know what

2:54:15

he did. But if I covered

2:54:17

you in my P, is that

2:54:19

a sexual offense? Or is it

2:54:21

just a salt? Would it be

2:54:23

considered? I guess. What is that

2:54:25

is? Maybe it's like battery, right?

2:54:27

Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah,

2:54:29

I wonder if... I'm just saying

2:54:31

maybe the pee thing is this

2:54:33

thing. ejaculate then maybe it's different.

2:54:35

Or if I whipped it out

2:54:37

and everyone saw it. Right, then

2:54:39

that's different. Yeah, it's like any

2:54:42

bodily fluid. Like if you suck,

2:54:44

like spit on somebody, it's like

2:54:46

a different thing. This guy is

2:54:48

odd, so he's a 51 year

2:54:50

old guy, he spread his pee

2:54:52

everywhere, that guy who he got

2:54:54

his piss on runs after him,

2:54:56

at which point he raised his

2:54:58

skateboard in the air as if

2:55:00

to strike him with it. Oh,

2:55:02

is the 51-year-old skateboarder? Well, it's

2:55:04

talent to be able to skateboard

2:55:06

and carry around a bunch of

2:55:08

bottles of piss with you. True.

2:55:10

Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, you don't

2:55:12

want that to happen to you.

2:55:14

No. Yeah, you know probably why

2:55:16

they didn't give him an interview.

2:55:18

Right. When they skateboard and 51-year-old

2:55:20

comes onto your place. Yeah. You

2:55:22

may not think, yeah. He's the

2:55:24

guy we want to hire. Yeah.

2:55:26

Some dead giveaways I think probably

2:55:28

if we had his mug shot

2:55:30

I think it would be crystal

2:55:32

yeah crystal clear sure sometimes you

2:55:34

can judge a book by its

2:55:36

cover sometimes sometimes now a place

2:55:38

in Iowa City say a 19

2:55:40

year old dude was arrested after

2:55:42

he stole a street sign and

2:55:44

then tried to use an obvious

2:55:46

fake ID when officers approached him

2:55:48

McLauvin They said it was an

2:55:51

obvious fake name. So like Phil

2:55:53

McCracken or Bendover or suck me

2:55:55

off, whatever it is, I don't

2:55:57

know. Iowa City Police say Tyler

2:55:59

Benhart was seen walking with a

2:56:01

street. sign that appeared to have

2:56:03

been stolen when they made contact

2:56:05

he smelled strongly of alcohol and

2:56:07

had bloodshot watery eyes and slurred

2:56:09

speech. He also admitted that he

2:56:11

had been drinking. Sure. That's when

2:56:13

he presented this fake driver's license.

2:56:15

They say it was obviously a

2:56:17

fake name but he kept insisting

2:56:19

it was his reality. I'm Shaquille

2:56:21

O'Neill. I think like some cities

2:56:23

have like street signs that like

2:56:25

people just continuously steal because they

2:56:27

got like a silly name right?

2:56:29

When the sign is cool enough.

2:56:31

I would enjoy a street sign.

2:56:33

I don't know what's wrong with

2:56:35

me. I think it's the beginning.

2:56:37

I think it's the beginning of

2:56:39

just like collecting like a steel

2:56:41

sign Yeah, like to me a

2:56:43

stop sign is cool. Yeah, you

2:56:45

know like if it was real

2:56:47

you admire it I would I

2:56:49

would take it I would take

2:56:51

it a yield sign I would

2:56:53

take that I'd hang it up

2:56:55

in my basement. No yeah people

2:56:58

wore my garage. Yeah, I would.

2:57:00

I would never take one that's

2:57:02

being Used but if someone was

2:57:04

like we're thrown away this old

2:57:06

stop sign and be like right

2:57:08

here You'll take it I'll take

2:57:10

it. I'll take that's no. It's

2:57:12

the beginning when officers searched the

2:57:14

guy they found a second fake

2:57:16

ID in his wallet as well

2:57:18

as a THC vape in his

2:57:20

possession So he faces a bunch

2:57:22

of charges now there is his

2:57:24

mug shot. Yeah Yeah standard equipment

2:57:26

I guess exactly I'd love to

2:57:28

know what the obvious fake name

2:57:30

was though. I just, I don't

2:57:32

know. I mean, it's amazing. Because

2:57:34

I feel like he's young, so

2:57:36

it'd be something. I don't think

2:57:38

like it's easy to get it

2:57:40

like a street sign out of

2:57:42

the ground. Oh no, I don't

2:57:44

think, yeah, you've got a, I

2:57:46

don't know how you would do

2:57:48

it in that or guard. Yeah.

2:57:50

But it's very dangerous to steal

2:57:52

street signs. Yeah, a lot of

2:57:54

times someone wants to steal a

2:57:56

stop stop sign. that can lead

2:57:58

to trouble. A man in Canada

2:58:00

is fighting a ridiculous... parking ticket,

2:58:02

the city added a bus stop

2:58:04

in front of his house overnight

2:58:07

without warning him. You wouldn't be

2:58:09

happy. The bus stop is in

2:58:11

front of your house? No, that's

2:58:13

where he normally parks. And now

2:58:15

it's a bus stop, so he

2:58:17

got ticketed for parking at a

2:58:19

bus stop. Oh, they didn't even

2:58:21

write a letter? Nothing. Oh, your

2:58:23

whole existence on that property has

2:58:25

changed. The value just plummeted it.

2:58:27

Yep. Here's his story from CTV

2:58:29

news. Let's take a listen in.

2:58:31

On Westmore Avenue and NDG, parking

2:58:33

spots are hard to come by.

2:58:35

And now there's one less, since

2:58:37

this sign went up on Leno

2:58:39

Montelioni's lawn. But by the time

2:58:41

he found out about it, he

2:58:43

was hit with a $186 fine.

2:58:45

There was no sign the night

2:58:47

before. So he checked his doorbell

2:58:49

camera. This video shows STM agents

2:58:51

putting up the bus stop sign

2:58:53

shortly before 8 AM. And this

2:58:55

video shows a parking agent ticketing

2:58:57

his daughter's car 10 minutes later.

2:58:59

Come on. Monta Leone says he

2:59:01

called the city to explain what

2:59:03

happened. But they told him once

2:59:05

the tickets issued, there's nothing they

2:59:07

can do. Now I got to

2:59:09

waste my time to go test

2:59:11

the ticket. And if they refuse

2:59:13

my contest, I actually got to

2:59:16

go to court to spend four

2:59:18

or five hours in a courtroom

2:59:20

to actually fight a ticket, which...

2:59:22

It's completely wrong. He says the

2:59:24

new sign should have been flagged

2:59:26

well before it went into effect.

2:59:28

Now one bus has passed by

2:59:30

and I think they should notify

2:59:32

it and put up a sign

2:59:34

before their official sign saying there

2:59:36

will be a new sign. The

2:59:38

STM says the sign was put

2:59:40

up because of construction on Sherbrook

2:59:42

Street West. It says residents in

2:59:44

the area are not informed of

2:59:46

the installation or relocation of a

2:59:48

stop, saying there are approximately 10,000

2:59:50

STM bus stops and drivers must

2:59:52

be vigilant. According to Tieri, Rassam

2:59:54

of SOS ticket, it's unfair. There's

2:59:56

nothing he could have done to

2:59:58

prevent this. I mean...

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