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Dave
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and
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Chuck
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the
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freak.
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And
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Dave
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and
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Chuck
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are
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next.
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That's terrible. That's terrible. What's going
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on? You ever been vacuum shopping?
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It's crazy. No, I go on
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Amazon. I just buy it there. You
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can get a vacuum for $85,000. Yeah, don't
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buy that one. That's true. You know you're
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getting old when you ask someone's something other
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efforts and they're like, buy a new vacuum.
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Yeah, that was crazy. It was crazy. It
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was like, this one's not available in the
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store. Oh, so that leads like a vacuum
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right away. You couldn't Amazon? Well, I had
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bought a I had bought a less powerful
0:59
vacuum. Okay. Oh, yeah, right. And so I
1:01
needed, I was cleaning up more power. I
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was cleaning a cat's room. Oh, yeah. No,
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I believe me, I get that. So I had to,
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I had to get more power. Need a power. Yeah, what
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you got what you wanted? Yeah, it's pretty,
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pretty, pretty solid. At first it
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was a confusing. It was a
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confusing thing. It was a confusing
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thing. It was a confusing thing.
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It was a confusing thing. It
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was a confusing thing. Like the
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attachments didn't well, there's like a
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whole, it was nuts. I don't
1:28
have a lot of vacuum experience.
1:31
That's shocking. But the
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old vacuum that I had in
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my old house, I did not buy
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it. I don't want to shock
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anyone with that. It wasn't
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my purchase. Yeah. It had
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more buttons and more like
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things you could click and clip
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and remove. Anything does. It made
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no sense. And then I was
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like, where is the button to
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release the thing to make it
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bad? Oh man. And then I
1:59
was like, oh, you just got
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to like, believe that it'll click.
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It's funny watching guys, it's like,
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it's all about belief. It is
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funny watching guys with vacuum cleaners
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and trying to figure it out.
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Once I got this one, it
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was awesome. I was like, well
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look at that, suction! I was
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like incredible. You were impressed. I
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was highlighted in your weekend, huh?
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There's a big moment on Sunday
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that happened yesterday, yeah. My, in
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my vacuum world. Nice. Target's a
2:29
good place to get it. My
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cord is basically will just electrocute
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you the entire time you try
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to use it. I don't know
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what happened there. Maybe you need
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a new vacuum? I don't. I
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don't even. I don't even. They're
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trying to electrocute you. It's not
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good. Yeah, I don't even. It
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doesn't get used. So I'm okay.
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You never vacuum? Not me. Why
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would I vacuum? He has a
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lady back. I have a lady
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coming. She's going to vacuum today
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for me. She's probably vacuuming right
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now. Thank you lady. Thank you
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lady. Yeah, no, and they have
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their own stuff. They bring it
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in, so I don't really need.
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Yeah, it was an incredible experience.
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I was just surprised by all
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the various vacuums that are available,
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you know. Yeah, they're higher than
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you could ever imagine. There is.
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been a few companies that have
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tricked people into spending like $3,000
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on a vacuum probably since the
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60s. You know, one of the
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things that Amber was on Amber's
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wish list for this new house
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was this new, okay, you're joining,
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thanks for joining us for vacuum
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talk, but it's this new Dyson
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vacuum slash floor cleaner. Okay. Okay.
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And it is, so it vacuums
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while also like mopping your floor.
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Oh, I see there, I saw
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those advertised too, like a power
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washing thing. Yes, like a power
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mop, an ultra mop. And so
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I'm like, we're not spending that
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much on that stupid thing. Just
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like, fine, I'm gonna say for
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it. Well, she like put money,
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she wasn't putting the money away
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for concert tickets or anything fun.
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Yeah. She wanted this particular and
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she loves it so much. Every
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time she cleans, she shows me
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the dirty water container. He made
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Amber save for a vacuum cleaner.
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Yeah, he does. He's not using
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his money on that. At least
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you know how much money we
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spent building this house? Get in
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the kitchen. Oh, I can imagine.
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I can imagine how much money
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you spent. Okay. I can't. We
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can't do any more. No, we're...
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God, we have vacuums, we don't
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need anything else. You don't need
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any more vacuums? You know what
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I use a lot? I know
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it's nuts. A mop? The broom
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and... Oh, you don't use anything.
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I swear... Dust pan? Dust pan
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and broom. Yeah. That's generally how
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I... I do the grooming with
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the dust pan, but then I'm
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like, I don't know if I
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really did anything after I'm done.
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Right. Right, right. No, because the
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cat room can get, uh, wow.
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I was looking at like, vacuums
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that like, the one I got
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is like 150 bucks, and then
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there's ones that go up to
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like 800 or $900 or $900.
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I'm like, what are these people
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got on their floors, man? I
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know. Yeah, same, same, same stuff.
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It's crazy. It's the same stuff.
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It's in the area. Yeah, so
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let's move on to more Dave
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and Chuck type stuff here. Let's,
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let's go backdoor. Oh wow, straight
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from vacuum talk into backdoor. It's
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so mainstream now, backdoor action, that
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we've caught people doing it in
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public. Including, this just happened at
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an Orlando Magic game the other
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night, this couple's making out, this
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poor dude, like nerdy looking basketball
5:46
fan, just there to enjoy the
5:48
game by himself. Yeah, sure. Sure.
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And right behind him is a
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couple going to town on each
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other and this guy's lady looks
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like she is fingers deep in
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his backside. Wow. His backside. His
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backside. Very cool. That's a wild
6:03
move. Yeah, I watch basketball. Look
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at this poor guy. I smell
6:07
something. Watching the game by himself.
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Yeah. It looks like a fairly
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empty crowd. Huh. And we can
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listen to this. It's a little
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music behind, but it's not offensive.
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So here. I
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know, she's definitely... Wow. She's back
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there, right? And he doesn't mind
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putting his legs up. This poor
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guy has no idea. He's just
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oblivious, right? Well, he has to
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put his legs up for her
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to gain access. You know, I'm
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pretty upset when you have your
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feet up on the chair next
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to me. Never mind getting her
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be old finger, yeah. Men are
6:44
getting their backside's pleasure at basketball
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games. This game is tied. This
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is a slow game. No, it's
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a nail biter. Hopefully she's not
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biting her. After that. I could
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have kept those smooth. Yeah, that's
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now I've never watched any sort
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of sporting event like that. I
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have not either. And if you
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have not seen this footage yet,
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we did you a favor and
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put it up at David Check
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the freak.com and there's links on
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our social media. There's always been
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the occasional hand job that you
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might. I see that like concerts.
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I don't feel like I've ever
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seen that at like sporting events.
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Maybe even the the bold, uh,
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uh, BJ. Yes. You have to
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go to go to a game
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where the game where the team
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is not. Doing very well and
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then look up to the very
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top, you know, and I think
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the Blue Jays had probably the
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most infamous one Because their stadium
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had a hotel in it and
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there was that couple that was
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banging right up against the That
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was probably the most you know
7:52
famous one. I feel like we
7:54
saw one where a guy was
7:56
Like a girl was down the
7:59
back of his pants. Wasn't it
8:01
like four people? There was like
8:03
I don't know, I just, I
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feel like we've seen this before.
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Yeah, it was a couple, another
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couple, you're right. Yeah, because I've
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seen, I saw one where it
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was like two girls and two
8:16
guys, and it seemed like everybody
8:18
was swapping at the old Red
8:20
Sox game. Back to this one
8:23
for a second, the guy here,
8:25
was it on like camera at...
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the game okay take a crowd
8:29
shot and they just happened to
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catch this so this is the
8:33
new if depending on the service
8:36
that you have okay if you're
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watching a stream of the game
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it doesn't cut to commercial like
8:42
they go to commercial but you're
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not watching the broadcast with commercials
8:47
you're watching your watch right I
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see so they just show the
8:51
camera on the big screen, on
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the, whatever's going up on the
8:55
big screen. Yeah. So that was
8:58
on the big screen. That was
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on the big screen. 100%. 100%.
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Oh my God. You're booted out
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of the venue if you've been
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caught. I don't know, I don't
9:08
think there's enough. There's, she's about
9:11
a knuckle deep. I understand, but
9:13
there, I'd say prove it. You
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know, I would say prove it.
9:17
Yeah, I'd have to. Oh my
9:19
God. You're out. You have to
9:22
check and just say some popcorn
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fell in there and she was
9:26
trying to fish it out from
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you. There's a way to get
9:30
around it. She's got all the
9:32
angles ready to go with that
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one. Not Joe's fell in. So
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I'm going to get him up.
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Good job, Jason. Yeah, you don't
9:41
mess around protecting the whole figuring
9:43
everywhere. Yeah, of course the comments
9:46
are crazy. Someone's like she performing
9:48
that Orlando magic She rubbing that
9:50
prostate. Oh my god checking that
9:52
oil. That's a real woman Hey
9:54
man, he had his legs up.
9:56
He's used to this attack. No,
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that is crazy to do in
10:01
public. I would be I think
10:03
squirming for my life. Yeah, but
10:05
obviously this guy's Yeah, he's fine
10:07
with it. He's not being shocked.
10:10
What happens after, like, the game's
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over there, just like, that was
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good. That was a good time.
10:16
Well, hopefully some hand washing, all
10:18
the railings, all the way up.
10:20
Well, you know that they're not.
10:23
All I ever do is like
10:25
eat snacks and stuff. That's normal.
10:27
That's normal. It's just normal stuff.
10:29
Some said I went to a
10:31
concert with my friend at the
10:34
Fillmore in Detroit two years ago.
10:36
There's four people standing in front
10:38
of the game. Absolutely believe they
10:40
were fingering his backside. It was
10:42
just unbelievable to see just out
10:45
in the open. They were standing
10:47
there at the railing and we
10:49
were just standing behind them. Hmm.
10:51
Yeah, that's, that's buddies, you know.
10:53
If I looked past that, I'd
10:55
be like, what's going on here?
10:58
You would comment? No, you would
11:00
not. No, I wouldn't, but I
11:02
think that in my mind. Yes,
11:04
for sure. I just all I
11:06
can think of as a germaphobe
11:09
is those anal fingers touching everything.
11:11
Well, yeah, they didn't wash their
11:13
hands after that, that's for sure.
11:15
And they use the railing. Yeah,
11:17
well, the thing is, do you
11:19
know how many anal fingers are
11:22
walking around right now? That's so
11:24
true. Do you know how many
11:26
walking around right now? And not
11:28
even like, you know, for any
11:30
good reason just that they're filthy.
11:33
Yeah, like that's their own. Even,
11:35
even if we... You know, like
11:37
at the event that we did
11:39
or whatever, there's a lot of
11:41
anal fingers that were rocking around.
11:43
And then you also, you gave
11:46
out a lot of dildos that
11:48
day to people who put them
11:50
right in. Well, I mean, then
11:52
that's after I get it to
11:54
them, that's fine. They can do
11:57
what they want. That's wild to
11:59
be so excited for a dildo.
12:01
You can't even wait to open
12:03
it. Oh my God. There was
12:05
a lot of people very excited
12:08
for a dildidle and butt plugs.
12:10
Yeah, by the way, by the
12:12
way, by the way, by the
12:14
way. It was quite a day.
12:16
You know, Andy's earworm for a
12:18
while was the peptobismal song. Are
12:21
you the diarrhea? Diarrhea? Yeah. Well,
12:23
they've done a British version of
12:25
it now. Have they? And it's
12:27
a little saucier and they... I
12:29
really get, they show you that
12:32
backside when they're saying diarrhea. I've
12:34
never heard a British person say,
12:36
I've got diarrhea! I've got such
12:38
bad diarrhea. Here's the British version
12:40
of it here. Take a listen
12:42
in. Yeah, and this one, like,
12:45
tried to make a... See, I
12:47
like that version better. I do
12:49
too. Yeah, it's a better rendition
12:51
of it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They
12:53
really grabbed their ass, though. Yeah,
12:56
they did. Yeah, they really grabbed
12:58
their ass, though. Yeah, and this
13:00
one, they tried to make a...
13:02
See, okay. I think our version,
13:04
they meant it. Like they were
13:06
like, they came from the heart.
13:09
Yeah, they were like, we're gonna
13:11
sing this as a thing of
13:13
beauty. And I think they're like,
13:15
oh, we're making a joke. Well,
13:17
that song's not a joke. Right.
13:20
That song is. Yeah, like the
13:22
first time I heard our diary
13:24
is song, like, I threw flowers
13:26
at it. Yeah. We take it
13:28
more seriously in North America. Is
13:30
that what you think? Yeah. Oh,
13:33
Tamila. Oh, wow. It was just
13:35
a talented, it was a talented
13:37
singer. It was, I feel like,
13:39
more talented. When you have not
13:41
your heart, indigestion. Like, that's so
13:44
much better. Yeah. Incredible. You still,
13:46
to this day, think it's incredible.
13:48
Incredible. Boos me away. Every time
13:50
I see it. I think ours
13:52
is classier. Yeah, it's got some
13:55
class to it. You say meant
13:57
it. You know, you can tell
13:59
that the British version was thrown
14:01
together pretty quick. You know what's
14:03
sad about it though? For years.
14:05
Just in my head, I'll get...
14:08
It'll just be in there. It's
14:10
somewhere where it's walking around in
14:12
the back of my jingle brain
14:14
and it'll just that diarrhea. It's
14:16
only in there when I have
14:19
actual diarrhea. It does tend to
14:21
heighten awareness. It doesn't matter to
14:23
me. It just it's there. Yeah.
14:25
When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion.
14:27
Tonset stomach. Tyria. It's another horrible
14:29
thing to like have diarrhea and
14:32
look at the food that you're
14:34
eating that gave you diarrhea. Oh
14:36
man, yeah. And know that I
14:38
have leftovers, I'm still going to
14:40
eat them. If you saw that
14:43
man in public, would you be
14:45
like, Tyream man? Oh yeah. Yeah,
14:47
I get one hundred percent. I
14:49
don't know if I would have
14:51
recognized him. I forgot what he
14:53
looked like totally like. I'll never
14:56
forget him. I know you won't.
14:58
Here's one other video that's gone
15:00
viral over the past couple of
15:02
days. Woman checked her doorbell camera
15:04
as an Amazon delivery guy was
15:07
there. Did not. See what she
15:09
expected to see. Okay. The delivery
15:11
guy licked her cat. Whoa. Unhand
15:13
my cat. Not cool. Oh no.
15:15
It's strange. Here's the video. So
15:17
the cats out front. Yeah. The
15:20
driver picks up the cat. First
15:22
it was just like giving it
15:24
some love. And then... Oh,
15:27
he's looking at a lot,
15:29
guys. Lick, the hell is
15:31
going on there. Kiss and
15:33
drops it back. What is
15:35
going on there, guys? Thinks
15:37
he's a cat? Yeah, maybe.
15:39
He identifies as a cat.
15:41
Yeah, he's probably a cat.
15:43
So he's like, hello, fellow
15:46
cat. Yeah, I do. Yes,
15:48
I do. Not that bad
15:50
you wouldn't pretty off footing.
15:52
Yeah, it is Wow Cat
15:54
didn't scratch him up. Yeah,
15:56
it should have. I'd punch
15:58
you right in the face.
16:00
You ever did that? Oh
16:02
my God. Wild. Wild times.
16:04
What'd you do? I wouldn't
16:06
even know how to... I
16:08
contact Amazon. I really put
16:10
that cat there! Yeah, oh
16:13
yeah, that's a... that's weird.
16:15
Wow, what a weird... I
16:17
mean, I thankfully didn't take
16:19
my pet. or hurt it
16:21
in any way. He took
16:23
something, he took part of
16:25
it. He took it. That
16:27
will never be the same.
16:29
Yeah, he took something that
16:31
day. Definitely fearful of Amazon
16:33
drivers now. That cat was
16:35
like, what was that about?
16:37
Yeah. No sure. It's probably
16:40
still thinking about it. Yeah.
16:42
Listen. Cats are still cats
16:44
and they go into boxes
16:46
of poop and... I don't
16:48
recommend licking them. No. So
16:50
I don't know what this
16:52
guy wants to catch. But
16:54
you can't just lick. You
16:56
can't get stuff from like
16:58
the litter and stuff like
17:00
they're kicking stuff up all
17:02
the time. You know, like
17:05
they're just kicking stuff. So
17:07
I don't know what this
17:09
guy's problem is, but he's
17:11
not right. I would never
17:13
touch another person's pet without
17:15
their permission. Never. Yeah, it's
17:17
kind of weird, weird thing
17:19
to do, right? Like you
17:21
gotta be like, it's cool,
17:23
right? Yeah. My only thing
17:25
is about cats is you
17:27
often encounter a cat owner-free.
17:29
Because cats are doing their
17:32
own thing, especially outdoor cats,
17:34
and if an outdoor cat
17:36
came up to me. I
17:38
would definitely give it a
17:40
scratch. Yeah. or a scratch.
17:42
A scratch? A scratch? A
17:44
little scratch. One in five
17:46
people consider themselves to be
17:48
unlucky. Now Chuck, we talk
17:50
about Chuck Locke all the
17:52
time. Do you actually consider
17:54
yourself to be unlucky? What
17:56
do you think? I'm just
17:59
wondering if you do. I
18:01
mean, just analyze anything I've
18:03
ever done. I didn't want
18:05
to just put it out
18:07
there until you confirm. I
18:09
am unlucky in certain things
18:11
and then in other things
18:13
I am very lucky. I
18:15
have luck. Yeah, that's kind
18:17
of how I am. Yeah,
18:19
like I tend to like
18:21
pay for the terrible stuff
18:24
with like a momentary, whoa,
18:26
that was really lucky. But
18:28
there's a payment for that.
18:30
If you're lucky and win
18:32
something, then you're gonna have
18:34
a psychopath on your airline
18:36
in your row. Like there's
18:38
a... There's a trade-off. The
18:40
average person will experience 543
18:42
unlucky events this year. Why
18:44
would you even do anything?
18:46
That's over 10 a week.
18:48
The average person. I feel
18:51
like I've been running high
18:53
on that number for years.
18:55
Oh well. The unlucky numbers
18:57
too. Yeah, but I got
18:59
like an okay amount of
19:01
luck. But my unlucky numbers
19:03
are high. Well I will
19:05
say it seems like when
19:07
the bad luck happens. So
19:09
if I just even just
19:11
analyze that one day. The
19:13
flight canceled bad luck no
19:15
car at the rent a
19:18
car place. You know, just
19:20
life though. Yeah, something's go
19:22
wrong. Right, so I mean,
19:24
I just think that there's
19:26
just bad luck in life.
19:28
That's the truth right there.
19:30
Yeah, that's, it is true.
19:32
People were asked to name
19:34
the unluckiest things that can
19:36
happen to you on any
19:38
given day. Here are the
19:40
top 10 losing something. Is
19:43
that bad luck or are
19:45
you just not paying attention?
19:47
That's on you. It's my
19:49
brain failing, I don't know
19:51
if it's bad luck. I
19:53
guess it all depends. That
19:56
sucks, but I'm always like keys wallet
19:58
phone like I learn from losing it
20:00
you know I mean like if I
20:02
like when I've lost my wallet before
20:05
like then now I'm like weird about
20:07
my wallet yeah you know when I've
20:09
misplaced my phone I'm weird about that
20:11
now and stuff like that yeah I
20:13
define my keys today for a bit
20:16
and then I realized oh yeah computer
20:18
room my keys I have a panic
20:20
attack every couple of days because I'm
20:22
like think I left him in the
20:24
house I start my car and then
20:26
I start to drive I'm like where
20:29
are they oh my god I always
20:31
think they're always in my pocket. I
20:33
always think about having one of those
20:35
things like installed near my garage door
20:37
where I come inside where you could
20:40
just like put them on a hook
20:42
or something. Having one of those things
20:44
in stock. I mean a hook, just
20:46
put a hook. Well, you know, like
20:48
a fancy key, like a key rack.
20:50
Yeah, yeah, a key rack. You know
20:53
what I'm talking about. There's a lot
20:55
of cool ones. You've got a cool
20:57
one. That is a funny thing to
20:59
call about. I'd like a key rack
21:01
and stuff. I'm definitely not installing it.
21:03
Stepping in dog poop. I mean, it's
21:06
terrible. That's all. Is it our lucky
21:08
thing? Brutal every time, I think. It's
21:10
just like stops you right off. It
21:12
does with some elbow grease. Yeah. You
21:14
can get it off of it. And
21:17
a high-powered hose. Yeah, yeah. Spilling on
21:19
yourself. Yeah, that's just normal. I just
21:21
using, yeah, I usually do that. When
21:23
you hit every red light. That sucks.
21:25
Yeah, it's the worst it sucks when
21:27
you like know it's gonna happen to
21:30
and like you see the like There
21:32
is like for me leaving in the
21:34
morning. There is Like if I leave
21:36
within a certain time I'm gonna get
21:38
the lights go my way and if
21:40
it's if I'm like 30 seconds late.
21:43
Yeah I'll hit every single red light.
21:45
I'll always be stopped at a stoplight
21:47
by myself. Nobody around and it'll be
21:49
one of those stoplights that's like, you
21:51
gotta stop for like 25 minutes. Yeah.
21:54
Yeah, I'm tempted every single time. I'm
21:56
just like 15 minutes in. I'm like,
21:58
what are we doing here? I know.
22:00
Why am I just? in your head.
22:02
It's called a look and look and
22:04
goes he goes ahead. A flat tire
22:07
is another. Just thinking that. Unlucky event.
22:09
That's a big one because you can't
22:11
avoid that. Yeah. No. I have a
22:13
tire that's on life support right now.
22:15
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Put
22:17
a little in there. Every couple of
22:20
weeks. Oh yeah. Really testing the science
22:22
on it. Last week on my way
22:24
home my tire light came on, you
22:26
know, low pressure. Gosh shoot, I better
22:28
pull over and find a gas station
22:31
because I don't want to blow a
22:33
tire. So I get to this gas
22:35
station, their pump was malfunctioning. It was
22:37
sucking, not blowing. Oh, that's not, yeah.
22:39
I know what you're talking about. Oh
22:41
my God. And I was using it
22:44
correctly before I got the million text,
22:46
but, um... Yeah it was obviously it
22:48
wasn't even pumping air that right yeah
22:50
it was taking air out so I
22:52
like you know I go around the
22:55
check because I have a little display
22:57
in my car that shows the the
22:59
pressure and I'm like oh my god
23:01
I'm losing more I'm not gaining yeah
23:03
so then I had to risk it
23:05
and drive to another gas station oh
23:08
no because I it was even worse
23:10
now I'm like oh god if I
23:12
drive this low what's going to happen
23:14
thankfully I made it to another gas
23:16
station with an actual working I carry
23:18
one with me. That's how bad. I
23:21
have one. It's ready to go. I
23:23
have to. I have so many tires.
23:25
Well, there's like a real problem with
23:27
some of the industrial air pumps things
23:29
that are around. Like most gas stations,
23:32
you'll go to them and they're like,
23:34
it's broken. Oh, yeah. They're not going
23:36
to fix it. I went to like
23:38
a major tire place that always has
23:40
it good. And then I went there
23:42
and they were like, it's frozen. Yeah,
23:45
yeah, it's the best thing I ever
23:47
bought. You know, I have one, I
23:49
don't know where it says, you probably
23:51
put it in my car. You can,
23:53
you know, tell you how, what your
23:55
pressure is. Said it, it'll stop automatically.
23:58
I didn't know that existed. Oh, yeah,
24:00
that's great. Yeah, no, I had no
24:02
idea. It's actually not that crazy pricey
24:04
too. No, it wasn't that bad for
24:06
like 20, 25 bucks. Keep it. your
24:09
car when a car drives by you
24:11
and splashes you with water is another
24:13
one of the top 10. Unlucky events
24:15
that people say happens to that they
24:17
are doing it on purpose They see
24:19
the puddle they know what they're gonna
24:22
do why if it rains really hard.
24:24
I'll take the higher vehicle because I'm
24:26
not being my low vehicle just Oh
24:28
It's only happened to me once where
24:30
it's like in the movies where I'm
24:32
like oh no Oh got me like
24:35
it was like a log ride or
24:37
whatever I remember being at the bus
24:39
stop. It was like high school. It
24:41
was raining so a few of us
24:43
had big umbrell umbrellas and there's a
24:46
huge puddle in front of the bus
24:48
stop and you saw the car barreling
24:50
down and I remember I put my
24:52
umbrella down towards the street and it
24:54
just he soaked everybody and I managed
24:56
to escape it because I was like
24:59
I know what this guy's gonna do.
25:01
Talking about being on walking on the
25:03
street getting? Oh, that's what I thought.
25:05
What are we talking about? Or like,
25:07
that's what I thought like the car
25:10
goes through the puddling. Oh, gosh, I
25:12
remember how that happened. Yeah, that's crazy.
25:14
Yeah. I'm just thinking when you're driving
25:16
and you're in a low vehicle. I
25:18
do that myself. I try to hit
25:20
them at a great rate of speed.
25:23
That's the only when my car gets
25:25
clean. Sherry, she's joining us. I'm in
25:27
the area whister. I went to a
25:29
hockey game. I parked all the way
25:31
at the top of the parking garage.
25:33
And finally, when I make my way
25:36
all the way down to the gate
25:38
after I've let people in front of
25:40
me, my luck, a chunk of the
25:42
parking garage, like roof, fell onto my
25:44
car and put a huge dent into
25:47
my door. Oh, that's bad luck. Yeah.
25:49
They probably have like a, if you
25:51
bark here. Oh yeah. the parking attendant
25:53
saw it and he came running over
25:55
and he's like pull over to the
25:57
side I'm gonna have you fill out
26:00
an incident report. I asked to work
26:02
for like an insurance company. I'm like,
26:04
oh my God, that that was kind
26:06
of lucky, but you know, of course
26:08
it was me. You know, I tried
26:10
to let people in front of me
26:13
do the right thing and I just
26:15
was in the wrong spot at the
26:17
wrong time. Yeah, like if you just
26:19
if you let one less person in
26:21
front of you, you would have been
26:24
fine. Yeah. Yep. That's it's it. Well,
26:26
Sherry, hopefully they take care of it
26:28
for you. That sucks.
26:30
Yeah, that's bad luck. That is.
26:32
I don't trust that parking garage
26:34
that much. Another one of the
26:36
top unlucky events, people consider losing
26:38
a competition or contest, like a
26:40
lottery ticket that doesn't hit. Well,
26:42
I mean, come on, I mean,
26:44
like, what is it? Like, your
26:46
chances to win are one in
26:48
300 million, so it's like 300
26:50
million other people are just as
26:52
big a loser as you are,
26:54
but I've scratched those things off
26:56
before, and I'll be like, nope.
26:58
you know tripping or falling in
27:00
public in there in there a
27:02
lot yeah I feel extra shame
27:04
when that happens I know it's
27:06
like as a fat guy it's
27:08
not cool no carries more you
27:10
come crashing down pretty hard I
27:12
know I know you feel it
27:14
you feel it yeah you do
27:16
the bigger they are the how
27:18
do they fall that's what they
27:20
say no I've done it many
27:22
many many times I just fell
27:24
in mud yeah yeah I think
27:26
slipping is worse right like I
27:28
don't know. Like if you ever
27:30
slip and then you get it
27:33
back? Oh yeah, like. But then
27:35
people just look at you, like,
27:37
what's up man? How you doing?
27:39
I'm alive still. You saw me
27:41
slipping. You try to order something
27:43
in a restaurant, but they're out
27:45
of it. People consider that. bad
27:47
luck i find that devastating because
27:49
i don't restaurant specifically for whatever
27:51
war that thing oh okay you
27:53
know you do some pre-thought and
27:55
you're like okay that's it not
27:57
really no i don't have backups
27:59
you need to get a backup
28:01
i never do miss Andy lives
28:03
a life of no backup Yeah,
28:05
that's so true. I've been at
28:07
a restaurant and they've been like,
28:09
we don't, we're out of that.
28:11
And I'm like, okay then. Yeah,
28:13
see later. And then you just
28:15
drive out into it. Off to
28:17
the next place. Did you go
28:19
to another place? Yeah, for the
28:21
one thing I liked at that
28:23
place. Yeah. Yeah. Someone said had
28:25
my driver's window open, a flock
28:27
of birds flew overhead and I
28:29
was hit with multiple bird droppings
28:31
all over my left arm and
28:33
inside my rear seat. That's so
28:35
gross. Yeah, bird poop is not
28:37
cool. Boyfriend and I were leaving
28:39
a gas station. He had the
28:41
window cracked halfway. Someone blew through
28:43
a puddle and soaked us. Yeah,
28:45
I mean, you can't, when it's
28:47
rainy like that, with big puddles,
28:49
you can't have your window open
28:51
at all. Like, you will get
28:53
smoked by water. Yeah, like they
28:55
don't have that in like the
28:57
shoe commercials where people are athletic
28:59
because like when I was running
29:01
that was like one of the
29:03
only times I've been splashed with
29:05
like that road puddle water. Oh,
29:07
yeah, because you're like just concentrating
29:09
on Right going forward going this
29:11
happens. I'm like I guess I'm
29:13
a champion. Oh, yeah. Someone said
29:15
speaking of bad luck. I'm the
29:17
one who gets searched randomly at
29:19
the airport. Oh, yeah, I mean
29:21
it happens to me. They told
29:24
me they told me that I
29:26
had something showing up near my
29:28
penal area and a what a
29:30
man oh and you're at the
29:32
shove his hand right up there
29:34
in Stella's eyes got really big
29:36
she's like wow I'm like yeah
29:38
he crushed my nuts that wasn't
29:40
great so I don't really have
29:42
problems at the airport I just
29:44
walked through the thing I'm like
29:46
penis and great oh yeah I
29:48
know that they're like we see
29:50
it and I'm like okay And
29:52
I'm like, very cool, can I
29:54
have my stuff that I'm bringing
29:56
on the flight? Thanks. Yep. Isn't
29:58
great. And one more random stat
30:00
here, three and four people have
30:02
been pooped on by a bird,
30:04
which is supposed to be good
30:06
luck. And 37% of us would
30:08
welcome it again. Is that just
30:10
some kind of justification? Yes. That's
30:12
all it is. Yeah, it's awful.
30:14
It happened in my hair. My
30:16
hair is not a great kind
30:18
of hair for that action. But
30:20
like, no luck that day. I
30:22
don't remember anything lucky happened that
30:24
day. The last time I remember
30:26
being pooped on, I took Rowan
30:28
to, he was little, and I
30:30
took him to something where he's
30:32
going to see the fire trucks
30:34
and he was going to be
30:36
able to go on top of
30:38
it right at the beginning. Bird
30:40
flew over and pooped all down
30:42
my shirt. Oh, that sucks. And
30:44
I'm like, wow, we're here for
30:46
another couple hours, huh? Wow, that's
30:48
awesome. Yeah, washing it off. That's
30:50
great. And everyone knows what's happening.
30:52
Yeah, you're like, oh, pooped up
30:54
on. Yeah, absolutely. Not a good
30:56
day when you've been pooped about.
30:58
No. All right, coming up, we're
31:00
going to get to our first
31:02
check of the news. How did
31:04
a guy learn to trust no
31:06
one, help no one, the hard
31:08
way? What has led to the
31:10
arrest of a charter boat captain
31:12
in southwest Florida? And what has
31:15
an 84-year-old guy been doing for
31:17
the last 55 years? Let's get
31:19
to that. But this guy learned
31:21
that lesson the hard way. He
31:23
is a door dashed driver. Some
31:25
guy knocked on his window, he
31:27
was trying to help him out,
31:29
was going to go buy him
31:31
a meal. Then he got stabbed
31:33
in carjacks. Yeah, that's it. Trust
31:35
no one. Help no one. Here's
31:37
the story out of Texas from
31:39
Fox Four News. At 28-year-old victim
31:41
says he was trying to buy
31:43
food for that person who was
31:45
asking him for money, but instead
31:47
that person reportedly turned on him
31:49
with a knife and started swiping
31:51
nearly a dozen times. Just getting
31:53
him some food. Oh my God.
31:55
Clearly he doesn't make the best
31:57
decisions. While waiting on it to
31:59
go order at Waffle House off
32:01
West Rendon Crowley Road in South
32:03
Fort Worth. overnight Saturday, Jackson Altman
32:05
says someone knocked on his car
32:07
window asking for money. And he's
32:09
told me he was just trying
32:11
to get some food. Altman's decided
32:13
to order the man food. I
32:15
opened my car, I was going
32:17
to go get him some food,
32:19
literally the second I opened my
32:21
door to step out, he just
32:23
like starts stabbing me. Fort Worth
32:25
Police Department says Quindarius Cartwright is
32:27
the man who cut Altmans in
32:29
the face and checks photos of
32:31
the bloody gas are too graphic
32:33
to broadcast. Genuinely thought I was
32:35
going to die, it was so
32:37
much blood, walked in Waffle House,
32:39
they were freaking out, I mean
32:41
I'm sure it's probably a traumatic
32:43
thing for anyone to watch. stitches.
32:45
Most established wounds like to the
32:47
body weren't really too bad. It
32:49
was just when he stabbed me
32:51
in the face that was like...
32:53
It was really bad. On top
32:55
of injuries, Cartwright reportedly stole Altman's
32:57
car and Joy wrote it to
32:59
a strip club in North Fork.
33:01
Cartwright was arrested nearby. He definitely
33:03
has something pretty good. It's messed
33:05
up with it. Altman recently purchased
33:08
his 2024 Toyota Camry. The 28-year-old
33:10
works several jobs, including Dordash, a
33:12
job he was doing the night
33:14
he was stabbed by someone he
33:16
was trying to help. I can't
33:18
tell you how many times I've
33:20
been asked for money or whatever
33:22
by homeless. people are just you
33:24
know people out in the streets
33:26
and you know typically good nature
33:28
is just like want to do
33:30
a good deed for them but
33:32
I mean I learned that night
33:34
man you got to be very
33:36
careful about you know who you're
33:38
willing to help out because sometimes
33:40
they will take advantage of that
33:42
good nature. I just think that
33:44
uh... Cartwright is charged with aggravated
33:46
robbery bond is said at $150,000
33:48
being held over at the Tarrant
33:50
County Jail. Any place you go
33:52
to get waffles you got to
33:54
have your eyes around you. We
33:56
should know that. Waffle? Yeah, like,
33:58
breakfast makes people mad. Yeah, I
34:00
hops a man. That's a little
34:02
safer, but... It's a mad meal.
34:04
I feel like he went to
34:06
the right place, because I know
34:08
that he thought they were freaking
34:10
out in Waffle House, but they
34:12
see a stabbing. week. Yeah, they
34:14
are probably, they know what to
34:16
do. They probably get pressure. Yeah,
34:18
that's the hardest of the restaurant.
34:20
Oh man, it is. And I
34:22
feel like if a guy in
34:24
the parking lot there is approaching
34:26
you, it's probably not the time.
34:28
What's odd is that, you know,
34:30
driving around here, people do approach
34:32
your car a lot. And I
34:34
have learned to. It's been touch
34:36
and go. It's been touch and
34:38
go with you. There was a
34:40
time like that you were a
34:42
bit more naive on the road.
34:44
Yeah. And you almost like, you
34:46
need some change, bad? All right,
34:48
let me take a long. Yeah.
34:50
But now, no, I'm sorry. You
34:52
don't even look at them, right?
34:54
No, no, no. No, no. No,
34:56
no. It's just, yeah. There's one
34:59
guy down by the freeway. He's
35:01
not a morpheus. Didn't you encounter
35:03
like Rorpheus? Orpheus is back that
35:05
way. He's near that like hook
35:07
or hotel. He charges by the
35:09
15 minutes. That's where you'll find
35:11
Morpheus. It's a red pill, blue
35:13
pill. He shows you the different
35:15
pills every time you go by.
35:17
No, this guy here is like,
35:19
I don't know, crack Morpheus. Or
35:21
kid rock Morpheus. He's also got
35:23
long coat on, but he's troubled.
35:25
Hmm. But he's not afraid to
35:27
bang on your weight. Yeah. You
35:29
just can't answer a knock. In
35:31
most areas anyway. Well, it's been
35:33
another crazy weather weekend across the
35:35
U.S. which has led to some
35:37
dangerous flood emergencies. Here's the latest
35:39
from NBC news. America's days long
35:41
stretch of deadly spring weather, tonight
35:43
marked by widespread flooding across the
35:45
Midwest and South with water still
35:47
rising. We've never dealt with anything
35:49
like this. Really? Yeah, nothing like
35:51
this as far as the amount
35:53
of water we have. Drone video
35:55
shows Dawson Springs, Kentucky submerged water
35:57
covering a substation forcing crews to
35:59
temporarily cut power. Farmer Austin Chapel
36:01
using a boat to feed his
36:03
stranded cows. The Lord gave us some
36:05
cattle, you know, it's our duty to
36:08
take care of them. States of emergency
36:10
declared across the South. In
36:12
Mississippi overnight a suspected tornado
36:14
tore through homes leaving a
36:16
trail of debris. In Arkansas,
36:19
drenching grains tore down trees,
36:21
some slamming into houses. Our
36:23
George Salice is there. Some here
36:25
in Little Rock are dealing with more than
36:27
just cleanup. This homeowner now recovering in the
36:30
hospital after being trapped for hours, needing help
36:32
for more than just firefighters on the scene,
36:34
but also a doctor. Researchersers
36:36
say these types of flood emergencies are
36:39
getting worse amid the climate crisis, with
36:41
a warming atmosphere capable of holding more
36:43
water. This week, water levels in some
36:46
spots are expected to rise for days.
36:48
Kathy Park is in Memphis. The floodwaters
36:50
are ending up right here in the
36:52
Mississippi River. You can see how high
36:55
it's running right now, even carrying away
36:57
large pieces of debris. River flooding continues
36:59
to be a threat this week. The
37:02
deadly weather, taking a toll with fatalities
37:04
across multiple states, including Kentucky. Nine-year-old
37:06
Gabriel Andrews was swept away by
37:08
flash flood waters there, the coroner
37:10
says, walking to his school bus
37:12
Friday. We are deeply saddened that
37:15
this horrific tragedy that claimed the
37:17
life of one of our students.
37:19
Maggie Vespa is joining us now from Dawson
37:21
Springs, Kentucky. There is a tremendous impact,
37:23
as we've seen from these storms, Maggie,
37:25
and it's going to be a while
37:27
before things get back to normal. Yeah,
37:31
that's right. The good news is the
37:33
rain is you might be able to
37:35
see is letting up a little bit
37:37
But the water in a lot of
37:39
these cities including in this one is
37:41
expected to rise for days actually in
37:43
Paducah, Kentucky today Cruz installed floodgates knowing
37:46
river levels there may not crest until
37:48
Wednesday at the earliest If you're in
37:50
a low-lying area It must suck as
37:52
you're always like there's certain places even up
37:54
by you check with it always flood. Yeah,
37:56
there's two roads that just the other day
37:59
both of them got stopped by water.
38:01
Some of the weather's been so
38:03
nuts. I can't believe it like
38:05
the newscasters aren't like, it's for
38:08
sure not the end times, back
38:10
to you. Yeah. Oh man. We
38:12
were in Charleston, South Carolina last
38:14
year, and I guess they, when
38:16
it rains, most of the time
38:18
it floods there. And we were,
38:21
you know, walking on the way
38:23
back, it was, you couldn't do
38:25
anything about it, it was like
38:27
up to your knees. to try
38:29
and get back to the hotel
38:32
and I guess it just happens
38:34
because all the businesses have sandbags.
38:36
Yeah, we've got all them out.
38:38
Big flood here for a while
38:40
and it was like, I remember
38:42
having to walk through water like
38:45
that, that was like the only
38:47
time I ever did that. That
38:49
was when that pump died, right?
38:51
Yeah. It was that pump that
38:53
died and then it just flooded
38:56
the highway and then it flooded
38:58
over by your house. Yeah. There
39:00
were like cars like driving into
39:02
it and their whole engine shut
39:04
off, it was nuts. It was
39:06
nuts. Yeah, people they give it
39:09
the old college trial they do
39:11
and that's that's how you that's
39:13
how you lose your car. Yeah.
39:15
Michigan couple who we talked about
39:17
on the show they had been
39:20
in a Mexican prison for a
39:22
month over a timeshare dispute. Now
39:24
that's still questionable whether it was
39:26
their bad or not. But nonetheless,
39:28
they finally have been released from
39:30
the Mexican prison. Here's the update
39:33
on the story from ABC News.
39:35
We're happy to be home. That's
39:37
how we are. This morning, a
39:39
Michigan couple is back on American
39:41
soil after being held in a
39:44
Mexican prison for nearly a month
39:46
over charges from a timeshare dispute.
39:48
I literally had a room or
39:50
a cell that was... full of
39:52
cockroaches, a toilet that didn't work,
39:54
a sink full of used toilet
39:57
paper, and a shower that did
39:59
not work. Alicayo and his wife
40:01
Christie speaking exclusively to ABC News
40:03
from their plane shortly after they
40:05
touched down overnight. The pair were
40:08
arrested for fraud to a hotel
40:10
chain shortly after they landed at
40:12
the airport in Cancun for a
40:14
family vacation on March 4th. We
40:16
were stopped at immigration, which we
40:18
thought was just normal. And then
40:21
after waiting and then a lot
40:23
of police officers showed up and
40:25
eventually told us that we were
40:27
being arrested for fraud. They say
40:29
this all started because they signed
40:31
up for a timeshare with palace
40:34
resorts, but when the resort didn't
40:36
allow them to use their time
40:38
as promised, they disputed the contract
40:40
and reached out to their credit
40:42
card company to dispute the charges.
40:45
We sent them the information about
40:47
our contract, what they did, how
40:49
they breached it, they had two
40:51
to three weeks to respond, and
40:53
they didn't. And so we received
40:55
all of our money back that
40:58
we had charged on these credit
41:00
cards through the dispute process. But
41:02
Mexican authorities seeing that refund instead
41:04
as the cancellation of 13 transactions,
41:06
which were done maliciously by not
41:09
recognizing the charges. Thursday, a judge
41:11
accepting an agreement between the IKEOs
41:13
and the resort company in which
41:15
the couple will donate their over
41:17
$116,000 originally contested to a non-profit
41:19
in Mexico for orphaned children. Congressman
41:22
Tom Barrett from their home state
41:24
of Michigan traveling to Mexico and
41:26
meeting with the couple before bringing
41:28
them home. So we reached out
41:30
to members of their family to
41:33
engage with them. which then led
41:35
us to engage with the State
41:37
Department in the White House. I
41:39
traveled directly from Washington DC to
41:41
Cancun, went directly to the prison
41:43
to meet with them both, and
41:46
then met with Mexican officials and
41:48
began the process of negotiating their
41:50
release. This morning, Paul and Christie,
41:52
grateful to be back home, surrounded
41:54
by family. We are just overwhelmed
41:57
and we don't know how to
41:59
thank everybody. Money talks
42:01
though, huh? Yeah, money does time.
42:03
Yeah, money talks. Well, it's good.
42:05
They got them out of there.
42:07
That's a scary thing. But like
42:10
timeshares, I think, are scary anyways.
42:12
There's other, as I said before,
42:14
when we talked about this, there's
42:16
other allegations about this couple that
42:18
they were misusing their points. They
42:20
were letting people use there and
42:22
they were breaching their contract and
42:24
there's other things that have been
42:27
said about them and they filed
42:29
for bankruptcy before. There's probably a
42:31
lot going on here. Maybe they're
42:33
donating money. That's why I feel
42:35
like you know that you did
42:37
some stuff wrong, so you know
42:39
you're going to have to pay
42:41
something, and then it's just, you
42:44
know. But I don't want to
42:46
spend a month in a Mexican
42:48
prison. No. No. No, no. Thank
42:50
you. All right, I don't know
42:52
if you've seen this video. We
42:54
can't really play most of it
42:56
because there's a ton of swearing
42:58
in it, but a charter captain
43:01
in southwest Florida has been arrested
43:03
following a confrontation that was caught
43:05
on video where he's swearing at
43:07
another dude and then forcefully boards
43:09
his boat. Finally, the cops have
43:11
arrested this guy. The video went
43:13
viral over 1314 million views now.
43:15
Here's the latest on it from
43:18
Gulf Coast News. Bro, you ran
43:20
right through the middle of the
43:22
bridge while we were all fishing.
43:24
All right. You want to halt?
43:26
Yeah, I'm sure you've seen this
43:28
video already, right? A captain named
43:30
Brock Horner. Well, he's been arrested
43:33
after reportedly threatening a man on
43:35
our waterways. This video, as we
43:37
know, it went viral at this
43:39
time. I mean, there are millions
43:41
and millions of views. Now this
43:43
morning, Punta Gorda Police Department wrapped
43:45
up a press conference discussing the
43:47
charges that that captain Brock Horner
43:50
is now facing. on Tuesday. Now,
43:52
Captain Horner allegedly pulled up next
43:54
to the victim's boat. You saw
43:56
it in that video. He boarded
43:58
it against the other. will and
44:00
Charlotte Harbor. Golf Coast News reporter
44:02
Blaine Montgomery. Blaine, you're speaking with
44:04
the neighbors. There's been a lot
44:07
of controversy ever since this video
44:09
went viral. Yeah,
44:13
Captain Brock Horner won't be back
44:15
out here on the water for
44:17
a charter anytime soon. We're learning
44:19
from Punigorta police that Horner and
44:21
Gage Towels originally crossed paths under
44:23
the bridge two days before that
44:25
viral video was taken. Millions of
44:28
views and three days later, Captain
44:30
Brock is now facing charges for
44:32
his actions. That's how you know,
44:34
you know that the guy is
44:36
with is nuts. The viral video
44:38
has been shot ways throughout the
44:41
state and the rest of the
44:43
country. Panagorta Police say Sunday, March
44:45
30th, around 5 in the morning,
44:47
victim Gage Towl say says Captain
44:49
Brock Warner was speeding under the
44:51
Barry and Collier Bridge almost hitting
44:54
their boats just 10 feet away.
44:56
The video we see happens two
44:58
days later on Tuesday, April 1st.
45:00
Police say he even pulled Gage
45:02
by his shirt. Gage told police
45:04
he was so scared of Horner,
45:06
he considered jumping off his own
45:09
boat to get away. Now police
45:11
arrested 40 year old Brock Horner
45:13
yesterday in Port Charlotte after Horner
45:15
went MIA cutting off all forms
45:17
of communication. He was charged with
45:19
burglary with assault and battery. Other
45:22
voters say something he had coming
45:24
from him. I kind of think
45:26
he deserves that. If he would
45:28
have just yelled at him and
45:30
not gone on his boat. It
45:32
would have been fine if he
45:34
didn't get charged, but I think
45:37
since he got on his boat
45:39
and did all that stupid stuff,
45:41
he kind of deserves that. Definitely
45:43
how you handle it. You could
45:45
either come about it like you're
45:47
hard and you own everything like
45:50
he did, or you could come
45:52
about it, like you're in the
45:54
wrong, this, that, and then fix
45:56
each other. Order
46:00
has since bonded out of jail.
46:02
According to arrest records, he was
46:04
released earlier today. FWC and the
46:06
U.S. Coast Guard are conducting their
46:08
own investigation. Captain Brock's attorney told
46:10
me today they are not available
46:13
for comment at this time. There's
46:15
just a jubby dude just fishing,
46:17
just like, something's going on over
46:19
there. Oh yeah. And I just
46:21
don't know that kid who, you
46:23
know, you know, claim that that
46:25
dude like came flying through that
46:27
little area at night or whatever
46:30
and he almost hit a different
46:32
boat that didn't have its lights
46:34
on he or the that guy
46:36
claimed the other boat didn't have
46:38
its lights on but it was
46:40
the longest time to me you
46:42
show up and start yelling I'll
46:44
go fish somewhere else like yeah
46:46
I'm not I can just turn
46:49
my boat on and go like
46:51
I'm not gonna listen to you
46:53
all day and I mean he
46:55
sat there and engaged with him
46:57
for so so long you know
46:59
yeah it's even questioned that guy
47:01
said he was a better and
47:03
there's questions that he made about
47:06
his service that's what I heard
47:08
too all that kind of stuff
47:10
yeah I heard that to people
47:12
will turn against you well the
47:14
thing about this kind of stuff
47:16
is it hits the internet and
47:18
then everyone finds out every single
47:20
captain that was on that uh...
47:23
boat with him they all have
47:25
their own company all their companies
47:27
are out there because people are
47:29
like well they didn't stop their
47:31
friend from doing any of this
47:33
so why would i trust any
47:35
of them so i don't know
47:37
man the internet finds everything oh
47:39
yeah for sure it does you
47:42
know if you've ever had to
47:44
deal with a woodpecker you know
47:46
they can be a real pain
47:48
in the pecker i've never really
47:50
had any issues with the one
47:52
i had one uh... trying to
47:54
eat the siding of my house.
47:56
Oh, that's unsuccessful. Yeah, we had
47:59
one drill holes into the side
48:01
of our patio. Just keep making
48:03
holes. You can hear them from
48:05
like miles away. So in Massachusetts,
48:07
some people have been noticing broken
48:09
car windows inside view. mirrors and
48:11
they realize a damn woodpecker's been
48:13
doing it. Nice. Here's the story
48:16
from NBC 10 in Boston. Well
48:18
as we stand with motif number
48:20
one just behind me here in
48:22
the picturesque town of Rockport we
48:24
are joining you tonight with an
48:26
unusual case of vandalism. So we
48:28
got this one last and he
48:30
did enough damage that it had
48:32
to be replaced. a series of
48:35
side view broken mirrors. I didn't
48:37
hear when it happened, but it
48:39
had been happening, you know, quite
48:41
a bit. How many people so
48:43
far? So there's a guy on
48:45
that side who lost two mirrors,
48:47
a guy that lost three, all
48:49
in their own yard, a lady
48:52
at the end of our street
48:54
down here, and then the three
48:56
in our yard so far. For
48:58
weeks, neighbors wondered who? When it
49:00
happened, I think it happened all,
49:02
all of them happened within a
49:04
couple days of each other each
49:06
other. to figure out if he
49:09
broke it. Like did he hit
49:11
a branch? Did he hit something?
49:13
Vocals began taking a deeper look
49:15
and listen to their surroundings. The
49:17
last couple years of the woodpeckers
49:19
have been back. We haven't seen
49:21
them before that. I guess they
49:23
were all but extinct at one
49:25
point, but they've come back with
49:28
a vengeance. He'll sit on a
49:30
side merit two vehicle and then
49:32
as soon as he sees his
49:34
reflection, he starts going after it.
49:36
So those little pieces of glass
49:38
all over the ground. The woodpecker
49:40
drumming and drilling is typical for
49:42
breeding season, meant to attract mates
49:45
and established territories and begins in
49:47
early spring. the woodpecker from seeing
49:49
himself so I just put a
49:51
small garbage bag all over himself.
49:53
He can come back any time
49:55
he wants to curb the vandalism
49:57
but you know if if he
49:59
wants to hang out here he's
50:02
more than welcome. So the neighborhood
50:04
has not come up with an
50:06
official nickname yet but for now
50:08
they are going with the pilliated
50:10
pillager and he votes back there.
50:12
Yeah, that's a terrible thing. It's
50:14
hard to say. That is awful.
50:16
I don't even know if he
50:18
said it right. It would suck
50:21
so much to have keep replacing
50:23
your side humor and that ain't
50:25
cheap. No, no. So I'm covering
50:27
with garbage bags like that guy
50:29
too. No, I get it. I
50:31
do get it. Oh, they're just
50:33
little bastards. I just... He thinks
50:35
he's like it's breeding time and
50:38
he thinks he's like a rival
50:40
dude is there. He's like, oh,
50:42
you want to go! Yeah. Oh,
50:44
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
50:46
I thought they just got bugs
50:48
out of trees. I thought they
50:50
just got bugs out of trees.
50:52
I had no idea that was
50:55
going on there. I didn't know
50:57
that they did that noise stuff
50:59
too to try and bang. Yeah.
51:01
I didn't know that either. So
51:03
they drilled through the top of
51:05
our patio on both sides and
51:07
then like lived in there and
51:09
I had little, oh no, little
51:11
pepper babies. Wow. Yeah. So it
51:14
was just a whole nightmare. We
51:16
had to call someone in. For
51:18
me, it was just one day.
51:20
He was probably the mating season
51:22
and he realized like, man, when
51:24
I hit this siding. When I
51:26
hit this siding. It is making
51:28
a colossal noise. Unfortunately, I was
51:31
trying to take a nap. And
51:33
they don't give up. They don't
51:35
give up. No, they don't. And
51:37
imagine doing the same job for
51:39
55 years. I can't imagine it.
51:41
There is an 84 year old
51:43
who's been doing just that. He
51:45
just got into the UPS circle
51:48
of honor. Whoa! Because he's had
51:50
a 55 year safe driving record.
51:52
And he's still doing it. Pretty
51:54
impressive, actually. Yeah. 84 years old,
51:56
delivering your packages. Here's the story
51:58
on this one from ABC. Put
52:00
the seat ball on. Test a
52:02
horn. I've never seen this guy
52:04
before. He likes his hair dye,
52:07
by the way. Yeah, I think
52:09
we've seen him before. I feel
52:11
like I know his. His face
52:13
from something they give him a
52:15
shiny car or he keeps it
52:17
that shiny himself may but that
52:19
yeah, he loves people will keep
52:21
their cars nice. They do. You
52:24
know he probably shines it. Here's
52:26
the story. George Ledavico has started
52:28
his day just like this for
52:30
61 years. This is what I
52:32
drive to Philadelphia every day. I
52:34
first started on December 13th 1963
52:36
as Christmas Hill. I've done about
52:38
every job that they have here.
52:40
He gets ready for work around
52:43
two in the morning. At 84
52:45
George still works full-time as a
52:47
driver out of Vineland New Jersey.
52:49
He was recently inducted into the
52:51
UPS Circle of Honor, celebrated for
52:53
55 years of safe driving. Give
52:55
it up for George everybody. The
52:57
safety tips? Make sure you're clear
53:00
in intersections. Always be alert and
53:02
always expect the unexpected. Something he
53:04
likely learned while serving in the
53:06
Marine Corps for four years. Since
53:08
then, he's logged more than 2
53:10
million miles driving for UPS. Stop
53:12
the liver. 1,787,500. That was all
53:14
one week. Packages delivered. 3.6 million
53:17
packets. Oh my God, remember my
53:19
back hurts. I enjoy getting up
53:21
to you on Earth. Who have
53:23
to prove? Smile. He doesn't seem
53:25
84. He really doesn't, he's a
53:27
marine though, so he's like, he
53:29
was bad ass through and through.
53:31
Yep. So. And I just think
53:33
he's been lifting packages and moving
53:36
for so long that it's like.
53:38
It's good for you, probably like
53:40
it'll keep you moving. Yeah, keep
53:42
you healthy. For sure it does.
53:44
But yeah, 55 years a long
53:46
time to do that with no
53:48
access. I'd have bumped so many
53:50
things. Oh good. They got to
53:53
keep their eyes on them. Because
53:55
at 84. It starts to be
53:57
like, you never know. I doubt
53:59
you remember him from this, but
54:01
Jason you said he did make
54:03
the news before. Yeah, like to
54:05
11 years ago for 43 years
54:07
without an accident. I swear to
54:10
God, I know. You don't even
54:12
remember. I know, but this is
54:14
the way my stupid brain works.
54:16
Did you see George's mustache? He
54:18
can never forget something. I'm like,
54:20
I know this guy. He was
54:22
like, it's like he's painted up.
54:24
Yeah. Does like his black hair
54:26
die? Yeah. Dark. Dark. He doesn't
54:29
go with like salt and pepper.
54:31
No, no. He's not. He is
54:33
like, nope. Yep. Like fresh out
54:35
of the womb. Pure black hair.
54:37
All right, we're going to take
54:39
a break when we come back
54:41
in a moment, celebrity dirt and
54:43
sports news coming up. What did
54:46
Scarlet Johansson's stalker do to get
54:48
himself arrested? Nothing. Sean Combs is
54:50
set to go on trial in
54:52
a month. And did the case
54:54
against him just get a little
54:56
bigger? And what does Wayne Gretske
54:58
think about losing his NHL scoring
55:00
record? We'll get to that and
55:03
much more when we come back
55:05
in just a moment here on
55:07
David Chuck the Freak. I have
55:09
a name saying something that works
55:11
great for me. Yes, the tip
55:13
is a little softer. That's what
55:15
I thought, yeah. But you still
55:17
get the full sensation of finale
55:19
and it is pretty rigid. Because
55:22
you have to pump it before,
55:24
pump it up? Yeah. You just
55:26
put this on while you're doing
55:28
it. Make it fun, right? You're
55:30
ready to see. Hold on, just
55:32
let me get ready. Oh no,
55:34
got too much! Oh no! I
55:36
got too much party to the
55:39
next one! That's why I don't
55:41
think it's a manual. Yeah, you
55:43
can't leave it in my hands.
55:45
I'll be like, a little bit
55:47
more. Too much! and
55:55
Chuck the Freak. Email
55:57
at David Chuck the
55:59
freak.com. Back
56:09
with you on this Monday, the 7th
56:12
day of April, and as we continue
56:14
here on Dave and Chuck The Freak,
56:16
we've got celebrity dirt and sports news
56:18
on the way. What did Scarlet Johansson's
56:20
stalker do to get himself arrested? Sean
56:23
Combs is set to go on trial
56:25
in a month. Did the case against
56:27
him just get a little bigger? What
56:29
does Wayne Gretzky think about losing his
56:32
NHL scoring record? Is he pissed? All
56:34
that's coming up. First in sports, when
56:36
you go into the final four of
56:38
March Madness, you know going in that
56:40
two teams will win, two will lose.
56:43
What you don't expect is that one
56:45
of the losing teams will end up
56:47
being the team that just about every
56:49
expert predicted would win easily. Saturday night's
56:52
opening acts off Florida takedown Auburn 7973.
56:54
The late game though saw the Houston
56:56
Cougars upset March Madness favorite Duke. 70
56:58
to 7. Do you see what was
57:00
the final score? Oh, they got it.
57:03
What does it say on the page?
57:05
70 to 767. That's what it was.
57:07
Yeah, 71 to 67 I think. Was
57:09
it that? Yeah, yeah, I believe so.
57:12
With 215 left to play, Duke was
57:14
in the driver's seat with a nine-point
57:16
lead, but the Cougars clawed back and
57:18
were able to take the lead and
57:21
the game in the final seconds. Yeah,
57:23
two, the three-pointer and then the foul.
57:25
The NCAA men's basketball championship is going
57:27
to tip off tonight at 8.50 p.m.
57:29
Eastern with the action seen on CBS.
57:32
Florida goes in as a one and
57:34
a half point favorite over Houston. The
57:36
over under is set at 140 and
57:38
a half points. You have some champion.
57:41
Yeah. You're very excited, huh? You are.
57:43
I just thought of this funny because
57:45
it's like, what's my prize going to
57:47
be? That's all I was there. I
57:49
can't wait to find out. I have
57:52
a feeling it's going to be the
57:54
biggest bottle of booze you could ever
57:56
see. Really? And it's like, well, thanks
57:58
for that, I appreciate it. Oh, yeah.
58:01
That's usually a safe radio gift. That's
58:03
what I figured it's something like. Yeah.
58:05
Most radio people are drunk. Or a
58:07
pencil and a notepad. No, I hope
58:10
it's better than that. Well, we can't
58:12
wait to hear the big reveal for
58:14
the winner of the company. We can't
58:16
afford a lot. That's the only reason
58:18
I shared. That is nice. We're going
58:21
to get your own desk upstairs because
58:23
we have a lot of room up
58:25
there. Well, how much I got to
58:27
pay to rent it? No, no, it's
58:30
yours. That's your problem. Give anyone any
58:32
ideas. It's good for me to be
58:34
upstairs when the show's going on here,
58:36
but that's cool. Just for after if
58:38
you ever want to use it. Yeah.
58:41
You know. Great. Got to do adjacent
58:43
stuff. Yeah. That's so exciting. It's really
58:45
thrilling. Hope to get my picture up,
58:47
maybe. Hope to get my picture up,
58:50
maybe. Oh, March Madness. No, have you
58:52
ever seen a March Madness winner picture?
58:54
Let's just do it. Let's just do
58:56
that. Yeah, we need to. Right next
58:58
to the front March Madness parking spot.
59:01
Yeah. They'll take up with a handicap
59:03
spot again for us. Oh my God.
59:05
Pain over the handicap sign with a
59:07
big basketball? Yeah, I love it. Here's
59:10
a picture of you. I'll take it.
59:12
We'll never park there. It is nice
59:14
that you won, though. Yeah. Yeah, congratulations.
59:16
Thanks. Yeah. We're proud of you. Thank
59:19
you. Well done. It took them nine
59:21
years, but the ladies of Yukon finally
59:23
have their 12th NCAA women's basketball national
59:25
championship. Oh dear. I'm so excited. Yeah.
59:27
Jesse was like stop talking about Page.
59:30
Did you see? My girl Page won?
59:32
Yeah. It's too much. In a lot.
59:34
Dominating performance, the two seed Huskies managed
59:36
to take down their third number one
59:39
seed to the tournament with an 82
59:41
59 win over the South Carolina Game
59:43
Cox. That's a tough
59:45
name. That is yeah, it's pretty
59:47
cool. Yeah, but congratulations to them
59:49
The National Hockey League has a
59:51
new goal king yesterday afternoon Alex
59:53
of Edgekin netted career goal 895
59:55
passing Wayne Gretske as the NHL's
59:57
all-time goal score. Even though the
59:59
Washington Capitals lost four to one
1:00:01
to the New York Islanders, the
1:00:03
day belonged to a vetigan with
1:00:05
his wife, mother, and sons in
1:00:07
attendance, along with Gretske, NHL Commissioner
1:00:09
Gary Bettman, and a sold-out house
1:00:11
of fans pumped to be there
1:00:13
to witness history firsthand. But those
1:00:15
are the things like, you hope
1:00:17
it happens? Oh yeah, you just
1:00:19
have to go to every single
1:00:21
game if you want to see
1:00:23
it. 3,000. Yeah, three. Yeah, I
1:00:25
went and then it was like
1:00:27
intentionally walked in the fourth. He
1:00:29
didn't get it done. Like I
1:00:31
had tickets to the game and
1:00:33
it got rained out. And then
1:00:36
I knew I had tickets to
1:00:38
go to game two the next
1:00:40
game and he broke it in
1:00:42
the first game. So it was
1:00:44
like, oh, this great stuff. Well,
1:00:46
a lot of people witnessed this.
1:00:48
Here's how it played out. We'll
1:00:50
get you to Gretski's reaction after
1:00:52
this. He wondered why they turned
1:00:54
the puck over in the offensive
1:00:56
zone. He had to stay all
1:00:58
the way back into his own
1:01:00
zone there. But no, he's just
1:01:02
trying to find a seam and
1:01:04
all that, hey, we're going to
1:01:06
try to force it until if
1:01:08
he's open. Here is all that's
1:01:10
get seized. Damn
1:01:26
Greskey's wife still looks good. Alexovich
1:01:28
can do an okay too. Oh
1:01:30
no, sure. Anyway, so this celebration
1:01:32
goes on for a while and
1:01:34
they interviewed Wayne Greskey right after
1:01:36
this to see what he thought
1:01:38
about it. Here's what he said.
1:01:41
Wayne was a magical moment for
1:01:43
the NHL. What was it like
1:01:45
for you to pass the torch
1:01:47
to Obey? Well, I don't know
1:01:49
if it's passing the torch. I
1:01:51
felt like I scored the goal
1:01:53
myself. I was so excited, right?
1:01:55
You know, the game is great.
1:01:57
What makes our game great is
1:01:59
the people in the game. And
1:02:01
he's a wonderful young man. He
1:02:03
deserves all the accolades he's getting.
1:02:05
I'm so happy for him. And
1:02:08
listen, this is wonderful for the
1:02:10
National Hockey League. How can we
1:02:12
not be so proud? It's hard
1:02:14
to score 500 goals, let alone
1:02:16
895. So my hat goes off
1:02:18
to him. Happy for his teammates
1:02:20
because I don't think people realize
1:02:22
and I didn't understand that so
1:02:24
after I was done the pressure
1:02:26
and the want that the teammates
1:02:28
have to and those kids hand
1:02:30
themselves really well and the Islander
1:02:32
fans tonight were incredibly graceful to
1:02:35
OV when he scored the goal
1:02:37
and I'm so proud of the
1:02:39
fact that NHL players from the
1:02:41
islanders were standing in line to
1:02:43
shake his hand. That's what makes
1:02:45
our game great right so much.
1:02:47
It's kind of a pin of
1:02:49
Gordy how So the pin is
1:02:51
yeah, I believe so. Yeah, pretty
1:02:53
cool. Yeah, do you think you're
1:02:55
crushed a little that someone has
1:02:57
taken your record? Because it stood
1:02:59
for so long? Well, yeah, but
1:03:02
I mean, I think he's still
1:03:04
like a thousand something assists ahead
1:03:06
of anyone else. So he's he's
1:03:08
pretty safe. Like his point total
1:03:10
is never going to get touched.
1:03:12
So he's fine. And he's Wayne
1:03:14
Gretske. Yeah, he's doing it. He's
1:03:16
fine. You know, and I'm not
1:03:18
sure how I feel about this.
1:03:20
I don't know if you saw
1:03:22
this. The second basement for the
1:03:24
Phillies, Bryson Stott, he did a
1:03:26
gender reveal during his first at
1:03:29
bat over the weekend. I don't
1:03:31
like it. That's a weird, like,
1:03:33
like, at a game that was
1:03:35
televised. For one of his buddies?
1:03:37
For a buddy. Okay, he was
1:03:39
going to come out with either
1:03:41
a blue band or a pink
1:03:43
band to let his buddy and
1:03:45
His wife know that they were
1:03:47
having a boy or a girl.
1:03:49
Okay, baseball no Honestly, I'm surprised
1:03:51
Major League Baseball was okay with
1:03:53
him. They probably didn't say, they
1:03:56
probably didn't say anything to him.
1:03:58
No, but they'll, they'll probably crack
1:04:00
down after this. Yeah. I would
1:04:02
think, here's what happened. Time down
1:04:04
for our team mobile coverage camp.
1:04:06
All right, Johnny, so in his
1:04:08
first at bat, Bryson stopped at
1:04:10
a favor for our buddy Ryan
1:04:12
Stevens and his wife, Haley. And
1:04:14
he gave a gendered reveal. Congratulations,
1:04:16
yaw. Yeah. Little girl ain't nothing
1:04:18
better. Yeah, congratulations Ryan and Halley.
1:04:20
So we've talked about Ryan often
1:04:23
because he customizes spikes and sneakers
1:04:25
and crops. Yeah. And does a
1:04:27
fantastic job. I don't think that's
1:04:29
too crazy a way to do
1:04:31
that. I don't think it is
1:04:33
either. I think if he would
1:04:35
have been an all pink, that
1:04:37
would have been something. He just
1:04:39
had a band. Yeah, to me,
1:04:41
personally, I think it's more of
1:04:43
an issue of I can't believe
1:04:45
you're going to ask me, you're
1:04:47
going to ask me to do
1:04:50
this. Because I feel like I
1:04:52
could get some heat for it,
1:04:54
but I'm going to say yes.
1:04:56
Yeah, sure I'll do it. But
1:04:58
I mean you I almost feel
1:05:00
like as a friend you should
1:05:02
know hey like there's certain things
1:05:04
you don't ask me Yeah, like
1:05:06
you don't ask me to get
1:05:08
an autograph from show Hey Otani
1:05:10
for you, you know, like if
1:05:12
you know any professional athletes, you
1:05:14
don't ask him for stuff like
1:05:17
that's just He must have been
1:05:19
fine with it though. He must
1:05:21
have and I don't know their
1:05:23
relationship and what it's like, but
1:05:25
I don't know. They said this
1:05:27
guy customizes cleats and other footwear,
1:05:29
so I guess he's known in
1:05:31
the league to people and somebody
1:05:33
of his. The announcers were aware.
1:05:35
Yeah. They were talking about it,
1:05:37
so it was all... And I
1:05:39
don't think it was like, it
1:05:41
wasn't obnoxious, it was just like
1:05:44
a little thing, and I think
1:05:46
the guys will wear pink. Yeah,
1:05:48
but I still... I think that...
1:05:50
Major League Baseball, we're like, yeah,
1:05:52
we can't do gender reveals during
1:05:54
our broadcast. You know, and I
1:05:56
don't know if it would have
1:05:58
been worse if he would have
1:06:00
walked out to the plate and
1:06:02
then like launched one of the
1:06:04
rest of the fanons. Yeah. Like
1:06:06
his old pain just turned on
1:06:08
a bunch of like pink powders.
1:06:11
Exactly. That was fine. It's all
1:06:13
just so stupid anyway. It is.
1:06:15
No one cares when you and
1:06:17
your family. No one cares. But
1:06:19
honestly, if the announcers didn't say
1:06:21
anything, no one would have known
1:06:23
anything was going on. You would
1:06:25
never notice that. I would just
1:06:27
think it's like a tribute, like
1:06:29
a cancer tribute or something. Yeah,
1:06:31
that's it. Normally, that's when they
1:06:33
were the pink. Yeah. All right,
1:06:35
moving on to celebrity dirt now
1:06:38
and Scarlet Johansson Stocker is making.
1:06:40
other stocker Michael Branham. Is there
1:06:42
something wrong with this man? I
1:06:44
mean obviously mentally there's always something
1:06:46
wrong with us. When I show
1:06:48
you him there's something wrong with
1:06:50
him. Well he's a full-time Scarlet
1:06:52
Johansson stocker. I wouldn't expect him
1:06:54
to be have it all together
1:06:56
you know what I mean? That's
1:06:58
half that that's how I look
1:07:00
when I'm at home. You have
1:07:02
some similarities with this man like
1:07:05
was that just like it was
1:07:07
he... Like lick in the corner
1:07:09
of his mouth and they caught
1:07:11
him. No, I think it was
1:07:13
on purpose. Yeah, here's the story
1:07:15
of why he's been arrested and
1:07:17
how it involves Saturday Night Live
1:07:19
Scarlet Johansson's alleged stalker is under
1:07:21
arrest for threatening to bomb Saturday
1:07:23
Night Live Johansson has hosted S&L
1:07:25
six times. She was front and
1:07:27
center during the 50th anniversary. Her
1:07:29
husband Colin Joe's is the co-host
1:07:32
of weekend update. I want to
1:07:34
dedicate this next joke to my
1:07:36
boo Scarlett Johan. So she's often
1:07:38
backstage. During his arraignment yesterday, Michael
1:07:40
Joseph Branam stuck his tongue out
1:07:42
at photographers. Johansson says he has
1:07:44
been stalking her for nearly two
1:07:46
years. Oh yeah. Even has her
1:07:48
name tattooed over his heart. Oh
1:07:50
my God. According to the criminal
1:07:52
complaint, Brandon texted, the next time
1:07:54
you hear from me, I will
1:07:57
be on CNN for exploding a
1:07:59
bomb in Saturday Night Live audience.
1:08:01
When security guards here at 30
1:08:03
Rock, where S&L is filmed, found
1:08:05
out about the text, they alerted
1:08:07
police. Johansson tried to get a
1:08:09
restraining order against the suspect after
1:08:11
he repeatedly showed up at her
1:08:13
home in California. But this bomb
1:08:15
threat is the suspect's most brazen
1:08:17
act yet. When somebody comes out
1:08:19
and professes their intention to commit
1:08:21
some of the act, you have
1:08:24
to take it seriously. In her
1:08:26
request for a restraining order, which
1:08:28
wasn't granted, Johansson says, Random believes
1:08:30
that he is the father of
1:08:32
my son, which is completely false.
1:08:34
Random social media is littered with
1:08:36
posts devoted to Scarlet. The 48-year-old
1:08:38
claims she bought him this car.
1:08:40
Thank you so much. My fiancé,
1:08:42
Scarlet Johansson, are buying me a
1:08:44
car. You're the best woman ever.
1:08:46
I love... Chuck, did the same
1:08:48
post when he got his Jeep.
1:08:51
Thank you, Scarlet, for buying me
1:08:53
this Jeep. Where did he get
1:08:55
the car? She, uh, yeah, I
1:08:57
don't know. I bought the car.
1:08:59
Yeah. He also posted a photo
1:09:01
of a gun. Here's the last
1:09:03
thing all you are going to
1:09:05
see for messing around with me
1:09:07
and Scarlet Ingrid Johansson. When someone
1:09:09
has kind of fixation on an
1:09:11
individual, it doesn't go away whether
1:09:13
someone spends some time in jail
1:09:15
or whether they're out in the
1:09:18
public. Front and faces a number
1:09:20
of charges including making a threat
1:09:22
of mass harm. He is pleaded
1:09:24
not guilty. Yeah, I mean that's
1:09:26
a little... That tattoo is wild.
1:09:28
I mean, as you're doing that
1:09:30
tattoo on, I'm insane. Hey man,
1:09:32
are you okay? You're crazy? You
1:09:34
know what I think you do?
1:09:36
You're like, the guy comes in
1:09:38
and he's like, I want a
1:09:40
crazy thing of sky that you
1:09:42
had all over my chest and
1:09:45
the guy's like, I'll do it
1:09:47
for $2,000. And then he's like...
1:09:49
Yes, and you're like, oh, $3,000.
1:09:51
And because you probably don't want
1:09:53
to do it. But then you
1:09:55
just keep raising a price and
1:09:57
then you do it. It'll do
1:09:59
it no problem. Chuck, what do
1:10:01
you have on your heart right
1:10:03
now? I've got several names. Yeah.
1:10:05
Anandarmus is on there. I got
1:10:07
Scarlet. Yeah, you just keep adding
1:10:09
names to it. Yeah, you got
1:10:12
to. You got to. I've shaved
1:10:14
a little bit for Sydney Sweeney.
1:10:16
Oh, haven't gone all the way
1:10:18
yet. I need some room. Just
1:10:20
in case. Yeah, I get it.
1:10:22
Well, with about a month ago
1:10:24
before his trial begins, there's more
1:10:26
trouble for Diddy, a new federal
1:10:28
indictment charging him with five criminal
1:10:30
counts. Here's that update from ABC
1:10:32
News. This morning, Sean Diddy Combs
1:10:34
faces two additional criminal charges a
1:10:36
month before he's scheduled to stand
1:10:39
trial in New York. Federal prosecutors
1:10:41
charged Combs with an additional count
1:10:43
of sex trafficking and an additional
1:10:45
count of transportation to engage in
1:10:47
prostitution. Both relate to an individual
1:10:49
referred to in court papers as
1:10:51
victim two. Combs previously pleaded not
1:10:53
guilty to one count of each
1:10:55
of those charges as well as
1:10:57
the most serious charge he faces,
1:10:59
racketeering conspiracy. For Sean Combs, the
1:11:01
challenge in this new superseding indictment
1:11:03
is that any one alleged victim
1:11:06
could amount to serious prison time.
1:11:08
He would have to disprove each
1:11:10
and every one of the four
1:11:12
alleged victims because of even one
1:11:14
as believed he could serve life
1:11:16
behind bars. Combs now faces a
1:11:18
total of five federal counts that
1:11:20
could get him decades in prison
1:11:22
if convicted. His attorneys are downplaying
1:11:24
the new indictment, saying in a
1:11:26
statement these are not new allegations
1:11:28
or new accusers. These are the
1:11:30
same individuals, former long-term girlfriends, who
1:11:33
were involved in consensual relationships. This
1:11:35
was their private sex life, defined
1:11:37
by consent, not coercion. But the
1:11:39
indictment says Combs lured women under
1:11:41
the pretense of a romantic relationship
1:11:43
into engaging in sexual encounters. And
1:11:45
when he didn't get his way,
1:11:47
prosecutors alleged Combs kidnapped a woman,
1:11:49
flashed a gun, and dangled a
1:11:51
female victim over an apartment balcony.
1:11:53
Prosecutors are pushing to use a
1:11:55
video obtained by CNN that appears
1:11:57
to show Combs kicked. and dragging
1:12:00
then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in a Los
1:12:02
Angeles hotel. Defense attorneys say the
1:12:04
video is deceptive and they're trying
1:12:06
to exclude it. The judge believes
1:12:08
that the defense is arguing that
1:12:10
it's been tampered with and there's
1:12:12
no other original copy, then that
1:12:14
video will not be shown to
1:12:16
the jury and cannot be considered
1:12:18
for any of the alleged crimes.
1:12:20
Jury selection is set to begin
1:12:22
a month from today May 5th.
1:12:24
The plan is to call 300
1:12:27
prospective jurors a day till the
1:12:29
panel is seated. They'll begin filling
1:12:31
out questionnaires with at the end
1:12:33
of the month. I wonder if
1:12:35
it'll be like a televised court.
1:12:37
Yeah, I can't remember if they
1:12:39
said it would or not. Probably
1:12:41
too disturbing, right? It depends on
1:12:43
the state to whether or not
1:12:45
they left that stuff. Is expected
1:12:47
to be public but not live
1:12:49
streamed as most federal courts do
1:12:51
not allowed cameras or electronics in
1:12:54
the electronics in the courtroom. Right.
1:12:56
So we'll know what's happening. We
1:12:58
just won't be able to watch.
1:13:00
Yeah, exactly Yeah It would be
1:13:02
huge it would I just I
1:13:04
I Just have a bad feeling
1:13:06
about it all What's your bad
1:13:08
feeling that nothing's gonna happen? Yep.
1:13:10
I have a really bad feeling
1:13:12
that they're just gonna somehow they're
1:13:14
gonna come up with stuff like
1:13:16
even just like that video Where
1:13:18
it's like we've seen that video
1:13:21
Well, it's a battle of the
1:13:23
lawyers and the money at you
1:13:25
know, that's it You know, but
1:13:27
like it's like they got a
1:13:29
lot that seems like they got
1:13:31
a lot of stuff. Yeah, well,
1:13:33
they keep adding on and adding
1:13:35
on. You know, Terrence Howard did
1:13:37
this crazy interview over the weekend
1:13:39
where he claimed that Diddy tried
1:13:41
to F him literally. Well, he
1:13:43
said that every single person that
1:13:45
ever went there basically was taken.
1:13:48
He listed a ton of guys.
1:13:50
Oh, yeah, he said everyone from
1:13:52
JZ to Rock Obama. Yeah, they
1:13:54
all were taken by Diddy. Yeah,
1:13:56
not cool. You mean Terrence Howard
1:13:58
is out there? Terrence Howard's got
1:14:00
some stuff, but I don't really
1:14:02
know who that is. I've heard
1:14:04
his name before Terrence Howard, but
1:14:06
I don't know. was in yeah
1:14:08
he was yeah he was what
1:14:10
was that Muslim flow hustle and
1:14:12
flow oh that guy yeah he
1:14:15
also believes he solved one of
1:14:17
the hardest math equations have you
1:14:19
over the last couple weeks have
1:14:21
you listened to his math theories
1:14:23
yeah I have pretty well and
1:14:25
also they've been usually debunked quickly
1:14:27
debunked by a real like a
1:14:29
math expert yeah like Oh God,
1:14:31
what's the guy's Eric Weinstein? Came
1:14:33
out and was like, no dude.
1:14:35
But you know, yeah, so I
1:14:37
think he's a little off his
1:14:39
rocker, but so I think he's
1:14:42
very very smart, but it's Put
1:14:44
him in a weird spot. You
1:14:46
know, speaking of other guys up
1:14:48
to no good Russell Brand has
1:14:50
been charged with rape and sexual
1:14:52
assault in the UK. He is
1:14:54
denying it. Here's that story British
1:14:56
prosecutors have charged English comedian and
1:14:58
actor Russell Brand with rape and
1:15:00
sexual assault. In a statement, London's
1:15:02
Met Police said the charges include
1:15:04
one allegation of rape, one allegation
1:15:06
of indecent assault, one of oral
1:15:09
rape, and two more accounts of
1:15:11
sexual assault. Brand quickly fired back
1:15:13
on social media, denying the accusations.
1:15:15
I've never engaged in non-consensual activity.
1:15:17
I pray that you can see
1:15:19
that by looking in my eyes.
1:15:21
Police said the five alleged incidents
1:15:23
involved four women and happened between
1:15:25
1999 and 2005 and 2005 in
1:15:27
the UK. Brand admitted he was
1:15:29
promiscuous back then. I was a
1:15:31
drug addict, a sex addict, and
1:15:33
an imbecile, but what I never
1:15:36
was was a rapist. The comedian
1:15:38
got his start performing risque standing.
1:15:40
Oh God, it's all smell. Judy
1:15:42
calls in the battle. I'm trying
1:15:44
to begin her later. Later, jumping
1:15:46
the Atlantic, moving to LA and
1:15:48
briefly, married to pop star Katie
1:15:50
Perry back in 2010. But in
1:15:52
recent years he's largely been out
1:15:54
of the mainstream Hollywood mix. He's
1:15:56
built a YouTube channel following of
1:15:58
6.8 million from... the people who
1:16:00
bought you COVID vaccines, cancer vaccines,
1:16:03
oh no, we're all going to
1:16:05
die. And at times, amplifying
1:16:07
conspiracy theories, especially during the
1:16:09
COVID-19 pandemic. In his statement,
1:16:11
he said he's ready to
1:16:14
defend himself in court next
1:16:16
month. And of course, I'm now
1:16:18
going to have the opportunity to defend
1:16:20
these charges in court and I'm incredibly
1:16:23
grateful for that. Prosecutors have
1:16:25
set the court date for
1:16:27
May 2nd. Yeah, he went through
1:16:29
some stuff over here too, right?
1:16:31
Like, I think so too, yeah.
1:16:33
I mean, I just, I think there
1:16:36
was a period of time where
1:16:38
I'm not sure he knows
1:16:40
anything. Doesn't remember, right? Anything
1:16:43
that was going on, right?
1:16:45
You know, it's just, I always
1:16:47
wonder, like, why it takes so
1:16:49
long, why it takes 20 years?
1:16:52
Yeah, I wonder that too. You
1:16:54
know, just let it play out.
1:16:56
Doesn't matter. Speaking of Allegation Alley,
1:16:59
back in 2022, Bill Murray was
1:17:01
working on a movie called Being
1:17:03
Mortal, which was being directed by
1:17:06
Aziz Ansari, and he did something
1:17:08
to a female crew member that
1:17:10
got that movie canceled. Well,
1:17:12
Bill still doesn't think what he
1:17:14
did was that bad, but he
1:17:17
has finally revealed what it was.
1:17:19
He said, I was wearing a mask,
1:17:21
and I gave her a kiss. She was
1:17:23
wearing a mask as well. It wasn't
1:17:25
like I touched her. It was just
1:17:28
giving her a kiss through a
1:17:30
mask. And I'll just say,
1:17:32
she wasn't a stranger. He
1:17:34
adds, quote, I thought it was
1:17:36
funny. To me, it's still funny.
1:17:39
The idea you could give someone
1:17:41
a kiss with a mask on.
1:17:43
It was just stupid. That's
1:17:46
all it was. It still
1:17:48
bothers him that everything came
1:17:50
to a halt the way it did.
1:17:52
He said there was no It
1:17:55
was just canceled.
1:17:57
He said, I don't go
1:17:59
too many.
1:18:02
days without thinking about
1:18:04
it You just never know, I
1:18:06
know if I put a mask
1:18:08
on and I tried to kiss
1:18:10
Dave, he'd still be pretty upset
1:18:12
about it. I'd be going to
1:18:14
write to that. Shut the whole
1:18:16
showdown. You know what I mean?
1:18:18
Cancelled? Yeah. Well, you just can't
1:18:20
do that to a couple of
1:18:23
her. No. We don't know what
1:18:25
their relationship was or what was
1:18:27
going on there. I don't know
1:18:29
the information. I don't know why
1:18:31
they shut the whole movie down,
1:18:33
you know. It does seem extreme.
1:18:35
The movie was it, did they
1:18:37
say? Yeah, it was called Being
1:18:39
mortal. You know, see, I've never
1:18:41
even heard of that movie. It
1:18:43
wasn't released. Yeah, no, like it
1:18:46
just totally, they just totally stopped.
1:18:48
Do you think sometimes you're like
1:18:50
filming stuff and you're like, you've
1:18:52
picked the star, you want Bill
1:18:54
Murray in it, you want this
1:18:56
woman in it, and stuff is
1:18:58
going, and then you're like, like,
1:19:00
oh my God. There's no there's
1:19:02
no chemistry. It's not funny They're
1:19:04
not playing out well off each
1:19:06
other and then something goes down
1:19:08
and you're like this is our
1:19:11
out. Let's just get out of
1:19:13
this. I do I wonder it
1:19:15
seems like there's more to it
1:19:17
Yeah, I wonder to shut an
1:19:19
entire thing down Well, especially we
1:19:21
see a lot of these things
1:19:23
the relationship that people have it's
1:19:25
terrible and they're texting each other
1:19:27
and doing whatever and it's terrible
1:19:29
stuff and the movie still gets
1:19:31
made So the fact that this
1:19:34
happened and the movie was just
1:19:36
shut down. It's weird when a
1:19:38
movie is like mostly done and
1:19:40
then they don't release it. Like
1:19:42
there's like lots of movies like
1:19:44
that. Yeah. Well, the other thing
1:19:46
is Bill Murray doesn't do a
1:19:48
lot. Like I think it's very
1:19:50
hard to get Bill Murray to
1:19:52
be like, yeah, I'll be in
1:19:54
that movie you're making. And then
1:19:56
for it to have. him and
1:19:59
be like no we're not seems
1:20:01
like there would be more to
1:20:03
it. Does Hugh Grant look like
1:20:05
a sex trafficker to you? Yeah.
1:20:07
Immigration officials at London's Heathrow Airport
1:20:09
think so Hugh revealed in a
1:20:11
tweet that they quizzed his children
1:20:13
over the weekend saying just came
1:20:15
through Heathrow with wife and kids
1:20:17
we all have the same last
1:20:19
name on our passports immigration officer
1:20:21
engages my children in a chat
1:20:24
then whispers to them are they's
1:20:26
really your mom and dad. He
1:20:28
said it was intrusive and creepy.
1:20:30
Why is he making a big
1:20:32
deal of this? This is what
1:20:34
they do. Like if you have
1:20:36
kids like me and you have
1:20:38
to go across the border, every
1:20:40
once in a while they just
1:20:42
want to talk to kids. They
1:20:44
want to make sure. They just
1:20:47
make sure. They've asked my kids
1:20:49
that. They've asked my kids that.
1:20:51
Especially, I mean, I'm in the
1:20:53
car with my kids who are
1:20:55
brown and I'm white. Sure. You
1:20:57
know, I just have to hope
1:20:59
to God that my kids aren't
1:21:01
being a holes that day and
1:21:03
Stella isn't going to be like,
1:21:05
he's not my dad. Because Aden's
1:21:07
a jokester too and I always
1:21:09
said, you better answer correctly. Yep,
1:21:12
I got, they did. Maybe Hugh's
1:21:14
64 and he is like a
1:21:16
12 and 9 and a 7
1:21:18
year old, so maybe it looked
1:21:20
weird. I mean, that is a
1:21:22
little young, right? Yeah. Maybe that
1:21:24
it's the older guy younger. Pretty
1:21:26
young for you to be 64
1:21:28
and you have a 7 year
1:21:30
old. You know, that could have
1:21:32
been it. I just think it's
1:21:35
a they're just making sure man.
1:21:37
Yeah, like relax dude when you
1:21:39
cross a border or enter a
1:21:41
country. Yeah, there's like questions. Yeah,
1:21:43
and you just got to deal
1:21:45
with it. The movie Wild Things
1:21:47
is called Wild Things for a
1:21:49
reason. A lot of wild things
1:21:51
happen in it, but the wildest
1:21:53
thing that was supposed to be
1:21:55
in that movie didn't happen. There
1:21:57
is a scene where Matt Dillon's
1:22:00
character walks in on Kevin Bacon's.
1:22:02
character while he's taking a shower.
1:22:04
Very cool. On its own a
1:22:06
lot of people still think pretty
1:22:08
legendary but in the original script
1:22:10
Matt and Kevin start to make
1:22:12
out. Let's do it. That movie
1:22:14
they're just making everybody make out.
1:22:16
Yes. Unfortunately they never filmed it
1:22:18
and Kevin is still disappointed. He
1:22:20
said I was definitely into it.
1:22:23
Oh wow. Look at Matt Dillon,
1:22:25
he's gorgeous. That's true. He says
1:22:27
part of what was crazy about
1:22:29
the movie was that there were
1:22:31
all these twists. You know, that
1:22:33
was the hook of the movie.
1:22:35
So to me, the kiss between
1:22:37
the two male leads would have
1:22:39
been a great twist. He's like,
1:22:41
that's it. That's all it was
1:22:43
really. I just thought it would
1:22:45
be another awesome twist, but they
1:22:48
decided to skip it. It was
1:22:50
probably, America wasn't ready for that.
1:22:52
Yeah, that's what I think. Like
1:22:54
Knapp Campbell and Denise Richards making
1:22:56
out, America's ready for that. We
1:22:58
were ready. It was like early
1:23:00
90s, that movie, wasn't it? Yeah.
1:23:02
And I honestly, I think the
1:23:04
reason that that movie was so
1:23:06
famous at the time, because those
1:23:08
two women kissed, it's because we
1:23:11
almost weren't even ready for that.
1:23:13
You know, I think you're right.
1:23:15
I was such a like, wow!
1:23:17
I rented that just to watch
1:23:19
that happen. I was like, stories
1:23:21
pretty bad, pretty bad. I don't
1:23:23
know. Okay, I'll say this. I
1:23:25
didn't know Kevin Bacon was in
1:23:27
it. So then you definitely just
1:23:29
watch I did not know I
1:23:31
did not know I don't think
1:23:33
like Kevin Bacon was in the
1:23:36
shower I'm like Kevin Bacon was
1:23:38
in that I only saw the
1:23:40
pool I thought just Jeff Campbell
1:23:42
and Denise Richards were Yeah, I
1:23:44
think I knew that the guy
1:23:46
was in it because there might
1:23:48
have been some kind of Bill
1:23:50
Murray was No, Murray was in
1:23:52
there? I didn't remember that. The
1:23:54
hell was he doing it? I
1:23:56
didn't watch this movie at all.
1:23:58
I literally couldn't tell you think
1:24:01
about the plot. I fast-forwarded right
1:24:03
to the pool scene. That's it.
1:24:05
I think I've only seen the
1:24:07
pool scene like it later in
1:24:09
life where they put it on
1:24:11
the internet. Oh, you know, and
1:24:13
you could just like, yeah, watch
1:24:15
it that way. All right, you
1:24:17
guys know that for a while
1:24:19
I was a huge, amazing race
1:24:21
fan. Yes, I remember that. Yes,
1:24:24
so much so that we even
1:24:26
remember, we used to have the
1:24:28
host on. Oh, yeah, we did.
1:24:30
From time to time. Phil, what's
1:24:32
his name? Phil McCracken. Phil McCracken.
1:24:34
You should come on the show
1:24:36
with us. Well, I wasn't the
1:24:38
only big fan. After the tragic
1:24:40
death of Val Kilmer, Will Forte
1:24:42
shared a wild, could have been
1:24:44
story. He said, so they acted
1:24:46
together in Magruber. That's a great
1:24:49
move. Will Forte and Val Kilmer.
1:24:51
Yes. While during filming, they realized
1:24:53
they both had this incredible passion
1:24:55
for the Amazing Race. And as
1:24:57
the movie was wrapping up, Val
1:24:59
said, Will, you and I are
1:25:01
going to go on the Amazing
1:25:03
Race. Wow. Let's do it. Let's
1:25:05
call our agents. We'll get on
1:25:07
the next edition of The Amazing
1:25:09
Race. The Amazing race would have
1:25:12
loved that. Of course they would
1:25:14
have been the biggest thing ever
1:25:16
to happen to the amazing race.
1:25:18
Well, they called their respective managers
1:25:20
and they both said, are you
1:25:22
effing kidding? You guys aren't doing
1:25:24
the amazing race? They both said
1:25:26
no to them. They both said
1:25:28
that they couldn't do it. He
1:25:30
said it's been his biggest regret
1:25:32
of his whole career that he
1:25:34
wasn't able to do the amazing
1:25:37
race with Val Kilmer. Yeah, I've
1:25:39
never, I, I, the only thing
1:25:41
I remember about was at the
1:25:43
show where they had like families
1:25:45
competing to like get from like
1:25:47
one side of the country to
1:25:49
the other. It was like couples
1:25:51
usually, right? Sometimes it was best
1:25:53
friends, sometimes. it was husband and
1:25:55
wife sometimes it was brothers it
1:25:57
was just like it they'd drive
1:26:00
around and stuff in that yeah
1:26:02
they'd have to get on planes
1:26:04
it was basically everything Dave loves
1:26:06
which is like international traveling and
1:26:08
running around and having a having
1:26:10
a set list of things that
1:26:12
it has to do and yeah
1:26:14
it's perfect for it was really
1:26:16
perfect for to me it just
1:26:18
gave me anxiety and I never
1:26:20
really wanted to watch it you
1:26:22
know wasn't into it yeah I
1:26:25
got I got No memories of
1:26:27
it really. No, it would be
1:26:29
like the first person to get
1:26:31
to land and get to somewhere
1:26:33
and hit the button or whatever
1:26:35
they needed to do. They would
1:26:37
get some kind of time, extra
1:26:39
time. I don't know how it
1:26:41
worked, but it was. But yeah,
1:26:43
but Phil McCracken, that's the guy.
1:26:45
Yeah, I can't remember what his
1:26:48
last name. That's a hilarious name.
1:26:50
It's not actually his name. It's
1:26:52
not actually his name. It's Phil
1:26:54
Keegan. Yeah, we would have to
1:26:56
talk to him. Are they still
1:26:58
doing that show? I don't know,
1:27:00
it said season 22 on that
1:27:02
thing. Maybe, I don't know. Probably,
1:27:04
I don't know. Probably. It might
1:27:06
be on like another channel now.
1:27:08
It's still going, season 37. CBS,
1:27:10
just premiered last month. CBS announced
1:27:13
is going to be renewed for
1:27:15
38 season. So yeah, it's just
1:27:17
easy money for them, right? I
1:27:19
mean, they just get some people
1:27:21
that, I mean, I guess they
1:27:23
have to pay for some plane
1:27:25
plane tickets. And the winners get
1:27:27
a million bucks. Wow. The first
1:27:29
team to reach the final destination
1:27:31
wins a million dollars. That's like
1:27:33
winning 35,000, no. Yeah, it doesn't
1:27:36
seem like pretty cool. I thought
1:27:38
it was like a lot of
1:27:40
work for that show. I think
1:27:42
it's weeks. Like, I don't know
1:27:44
how long it goes for. Yeah,
1:27:46
I'm not sure how long the
1:27:48
filming actually. Yeah, right. You think
1:27:50
you'll do it, Dave? You could
1:27:52
still do it. I, Amber and
1:27:54
I, I'd have to be not
1:27:56
with my wife. Oh, I was
1:27:58
going to say, you never have
1:28:01
the worst sense of direction on
1:28:03
the planet. You'd have to lug
1:28:05
around. No, it would wait. It
1:28:07
would be so entertaining though with
1:28:09
Amber I think. I would love
1:28:11
to watch that. She would stop.
1:28:13
She's like, oh my god, there's
1:28:15
a sin. Oh yeah, totally. She'd
1:28:17
be distracted by everything. And she
1:28:19
literally always takes the wrong way.
1:28:21
Like I can't even make it
1:28:23
up. If we're in a hotel
1:28:26
and that way's the way out,
1:28:28
she goes this way. Here. That's
1:28:30
why. That's entertaining them. Yeah. Maybe
1:28:32
one day. We did. I remember
1:28:34
us arguing about it once. That
1:28:36
would be awful. If Dave got
1:28:38
on there and he was like
1:28:40
the first person. to lose. Oh
1:28:42
my god, that would be... And
1:28:44
then the thing is, you know
1:28:46
how it always works, like you
1:28:49
get back here and you're not
1:28:51
allowed to talk about it. Oh
1:28:53
yeah, you can't talk about it
1:28:55
from months until it starts. So
1:28:57
like we have to wonder if
1:28:59
Dave won the whole time. Yeah.
1:29:01
Until the show starts and we're
1:29:03
like, oh Dave. Oh no, Amber
1:29:05
really costs you on that one.
1:29:07
In music news... There's another issue
1:29:09
surrounding Fire Festival 2025. Stop. You
1:29:11
may recall that the first Fire
1:29:14
Festival in 2017 ended up being
1:29:16
such a bust that creator Billy
1:29:18
McFarland ended up in jail for
1:29:20
six years for wire fraud. This
1:29:22
time around, the same guy has
1:29:24
sworn up and down that this
1:29:26
year's event is the real deal.
1:29:28
However, the first location of Isla
1:29:30
Mejez in Mexico was axed when
1:29:32
the cities and hotels claimed They
1:29:34
had no knowledge of the festival
1:29:37
at all. Then he said, it's
1:29:39
okay, we're moving it to Playa
1:29:41
del Carmen. But now Playa del
1:29:43
Carmen says, no, not at all.
1:29:45
This is not happening here. A
1:29:47
producer for the event says one
1:29:49
day after going on social media
1:29:51
and given their blessing, Playa del
1:29:53
Carmen is now saying they've never
1:29:55
heard of the event. Jesus. What
1:29:57
an insane thing this guy's doing.
1:29:59
I just don't understand it. went
1:30:02
to jail didn't he? Like why
1:30:04
do you want to get involved
1:30:06
in this again and lie again
1:30:08
and then possibly go to jail
1:30:10
again? Yeah. With less than two
1:30:12
months to go before Fire Festival
1:30:14
2's May 30th start date organ
1:30:16
organizers vow that a new location
1:30:18
for the event will be finalized
1:30:20
this week. But again the list
1:30:22
of the artists and performers remains
1:30:25
a mystery. If you knew someone
1:30:27
who bought a ticket to this,
1:30:29
like you have to, your whole
1:30:31
opinion of them has to change,
1:30:33
right? Because you realize they're so
1:30:35
dumb. Absolutely. Like they're just so
1:30:37
dumb. The people that went to
1:30:39
the first one couldn't have been
1:30:41
that bright, right? No. No. No.
1:30:43
I guess you could say there
1:30:45
was more of a chance of
1:30:47
like not really knowing how bad
1:30:50
it was going to be. Like
1:30:52
I really did think they landed
1:30:54
and they thought it was going
1:30:56
to be this thing with these
1:30:58
cab and all this and all
1:31:00
this and it was just tense
1:31:02
and it. And bread and then
1:31:04
no artists, you know, there's one
1:31:06
person signed up to do it,
1:31:08
right? Who was that person? Oh,
1:31:10
it's Jason, it's the sports guy.
1:31:13
What's oh, oh, no, not Ocho.
1:31:15
Antonio Brown Festival Antone. Antonio Brown.
1:31:17
That was, yeah, Tony, oh Brown.
1:31:19
He's the only one that's signed
1:31:21
up. I was doing something of...
1:31:23
I'm handling business. I'm handling business.
1:31:25
I know, I know, I really
1:31:27
got you. I am. Just having
1:31:29
a snag. Talking about that a
1:31:31
little bit. And finally, it's been
1:31:33
all those two years since Tina
1:31:35
Turner passed away, but it seems
1:31:38
some folks in London didn't get
1:31:40
the news. Tina. The Tina Turner
1:31:42
Musical is currently running over there,
1:31:44
but they've had to put a
1:31:46
disclaimer on their website warning people
1:31:48
that Tina Turner does not appear
1:31:50
in this production. Oh no, where's
1:31:52
Tina? Well, they say they've had
1:31:54
a ton of complaints. from British
1:31:56
folks that Tina Turner wasn't in
1:31:58
the musical like they were led
1:32:01
to believe. Yeah, sometimes people die
1:32:03
and you don't, you don't know,
1:32:05
you know. It's amazing you would
1:32:07
want to go to that and
1:32:09
not know that she died. Right,
1:32:11
right. She's a bad-ass lady. I
1:32:13
don't know what like they, I
1:32:15
didn't know she like what English
1:32:17
people think of her, you know
1:32:19
what I mean? I think she
1:32:21
was a man. She's the idea,
1:32:23
right, right. Yeah. Megastar. The musical
1:32:26
first premiered in 2018 and Tina
1:32:28
Turner was actually involved in creating
1:32:30
the show. But of course, has
1:32:32
since passed away, so she does
1:32:34
not appear in Tina, the Tina
1:32:36
Turner musical. You should probably have
1:32:38
her in there. If she was
1:32:40
alive. Yeah, you should. If not,
1:32:42
nope, you can't. We're going to
1:32:44
take a break. And when we
1:32:46
come back in just a moment,
1:32:48
how did Chicken and a Lugi...
1:32:51
lead to a gas station shootout?
1:32:53
Gross! By the way, that's a
1:32:55
bad name for a restaurant. Chicken
1:32:57
and a linogi! What disturbing discovery
1:32:59
was made in an Airbnb! Does
1:33:01
a street thief use his dance
1:33:03
moves to distract his victims? And
1:33:05
a Mexican minute, all coming up
1:33:07
when we return, right after this.
1:33:09
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Dave and
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Chuck the
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Freak. I'm
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back here with you on
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this Monday. It's the 7th
1:33:46
of April coming up. What
1:33:49
disturbing discovery was made in
1:33:51
an Airbnb. Does a street
1:33:53
thief use his dance moves
1:33:55
to distract his victims? And
1:33:57
in a Mexican minute, why
1:33:59
has speedy Gonzales been arrested?
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That's all coming up. We'll
1:34:04
start with this. The idiot
1:34:06
criminal of the day. We
1:34:08
had a report the other
1:34:10
day about a shootout at
1:34:12
a Metro Detroit gas station.
1:34:14
A gas station. Yeah, gas
1:34:16
station. Okay, we didn't know
1:34:18
though what sparked that shootout
1:34:21
now we do it was
1:34:23
all over Fried chicken and
1:34:25
a loogie Well, I mean
1:34:27
this timed loogie and you're
1:34:29
gonna upset somebody and this
1:34:31
was I believe this man
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May have some sort of
1:34:36
infection looking at the color
1:34:38
of his loogie. You got
1:34:40
like a true loogie going
1:34:42
on dark Dark yellow. Greenish.
1:34:44
That's what I saw when
1:34:46
I looked at the footage.
1:34:48
Wow. Wow. But I mean
1:34:50
I gotta kill you at
1:34:53
that point. It led to
1:34:55
a shootout. It did. And
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here's the latest on the
1:34:59
story here from Fox 2
1:35:01
News. Take a listen. We'll
1:35:03
start this one in the
1:35:05
middle of the story in
1:35:07
a second. You'll see the
1:35:10
guy in all black Hockaloogee
1:35:12
at a gas station clerk
1:35:14
and in return the clerk
1:35:16
allegedly fires six shots. Oh
1:35:18
my goodness. There's no families,
1:35:20
no children in that background.
1:35:22
Run it back. It started
1:35:25
last Tuesday inside this gas
1:35:27
station slash chicken spot in
1:35:29
Southfield off Greenfield near 10
1:35:31
mile. The customer in all
1:35:33
black and a yellow hat
1:35:35
39 year old Ellen Blair
1:35:37
apparently felt slighted by staff
1:35:39
while ordering chicken chicken chicken.
1:35:42
That's actually with this is
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all over. Chicken. As a
1:35:46
result of that he became
1:35:48
angry and then a fight
1:35:50
ensued. Blair was outnumbered then
1:35:52
pushed out of the gas
1:35:54
station. Let's play back that
1:35:56
Lugi bit. That set the
1:35:59
clerk off who pulled out
1:36:01
his nine millimeter. Police say
1:36:03
his His name is Measured
1:36:05
Salais, 22 years old. The
1:36:07
clerk fired his weapon approximately
1:36:09
six times. At that time,
1:36:11
the customer did not fire,
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however retreated. Blair had a
1:36:16
gun too, illegally, and chose
1:36:18
not to fire and walked
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off down Greenfield. Southfield
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Police, spot him in minutes. Tell
1:36:31
the crowd right now, police! Don't
1:36:33
move! And then on to the
1:36:35
clerk who stayed at the gas
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station. You got a hangout with
1:36:39
us. Okay. Thank you. In the
1:36:41
lockers. I'm just taking you up
1:36:43
on the left. But it's going
1:36:45
on. I'm going to stay today.
1:36:47
How is that going to go?
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We're going to hold everybody accountable.
1:36:51
Because this is irresponsible behavior. It's
1:36:53
true, but both men are out
1:36:55
of custody and personal bonds. Interesting
1:36:57
choice by the courts, given the
1:36:59
charges. Blair is charged with gun
1:37:01
crimes and Salade charged with assault
1:37:03
with a dangerous weapon. He did
1:37:05
have a CPL. There's a but,
1:37:07
though. You cannot fire these weapons
1:37:09
indiscriminately, and you definitely cannot introduce
1:37:11
a handgun to an equation unless
1:37:14
it's life-threatening. I guess he did
1:37:16
pull it out. Okay, so we're
1:37:18
talking both of those suspects had
1:37:20
personal bonds. They each have three
1:37:22
felonies, little surprised on that bond
1:37:24
because they are both out tonight,
1:37:26
but we'll see how things move
1:37:28
forward in court. Yeah. So it
1:37:30
seemed like the clerk pulled his
1:37:32
gun out after he got spit
1:37:34
on. I don't know if you
1:37:36
had any intention at that point
1:37:38
to do it. I think it
1:37:40
was like a scare. You type
1:37:42
thing, but then the other guy
1:37:44
pulled a gun out. And once
1:37:46
that other guy pulled a gun
1:37:48
out, I think he was like,
1:37:50
oh man, I'm in a gunfight.
1:37:52
You know, so then he started
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shooting. When I was losing weight,
1:37:56
all I ate every day for
1:37:58
like two years was chicken. Yeah,
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it made me mad a lot.
1:38:02
I know. Like I get every
1:38:04
shoot. I don't think you had
1:38:06
that delicious chicken. fried chicken. No,
1:38:08
it was, it was terrible grilled
1:38:10
chicken. Yeah. Right. If you had
1:38:12
fried chicken, you'd be happy. But
1:38:15
it's still, it made me mad,
1:38:17
it was probably you weren't armed
1:38:19
all the time. Right. You know?
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Yeah, no, I just went and
1:38:23
ran. Have you had that chicken?
1:38:25
That particular place? No. Well, like,
1:38:27
they have them in a bunch
1:38:29
of stores and can be, it's
1:38:31
really good. I see it around.
1:38:33
Yeah, crispy crunchy, dude. Like, I
1:38:35
see it around, man. I'll shoot
1:38:37
you for it. Really? Really? Really?
1:38:39
Is that good. You like it?
1:38:41
It smells good. No, I need
1:38:43
it. They got good potato. They
1:38:45
got good potato wedges. They got
1:38:47
biscuits. Biscuits? Biscots. I went through
1:38:49
life saying. gas station food can't
1:38:51
be good. Well this is like
1:38:53
they have a place inside. Yeah
1:38:55
so that but that's the new
1:38:57
thing right not really that new
1:38:59
but so I've opened my eyes
1:39:01
to it someone I said that
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on the show like months ago
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some and someone's like Dave you
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got to go to this place
1:39:09
and get this sandwich yeah you
1:39:11
will change your opinion so I
1:39:14
went eventually they make their sandwiches
1:39:16
with like crispy pizza bread almost
1:39:18
like pizza dough right and the
1:39:20
sandwich was incredible so it's different
1:39:22
all gas station food opinion around
1:39:24
crispy crunchy chicken everyone like all
1:39:26
around I haven't seen it yeah
1:39:28
it's like some kind of franchise
1:39:30
it's good though huh like it
1:39:32
smells really good like it looks
1:39:34
quality I mean compare it to
1:39:36
KFC on the same level I
1:39:38
mean probably yeah yeah yeah and
1:39:40
anywhere I can get a biscuit
1:39:42
I'm all in it's a big
1:39:44
fan of biscuits yesterday Oh my
1:39:46
god, so good. Yeah. Actually, so
1:39:48
did I. Look at us. I
1:39:50
did. Oh yeah, that's probably the
1:39:52
place. Call you guys the biscuit.
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Yeah, that's it. And with K's.
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Yeah. Gotta be with K's. They
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have them all over. G's me.
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Grismi. Gismi. Gismi. Gismi. No, it's
1:40:02
gonna take your word for it.
1:40:04
Yeah, it's got good reviews, but...
1:40:06
We'll check the tape. You still
1:40:08
can't! I said, Karanchi, sounded different.
1:40:10
But it wasn't that. Yeah, I'll
1:40:13
probably never have it. Yeah, I
1:40:15
mean, like, I usually like, just
1:40:17
so quick in the gas stations,
1:40:19
I don't have time, but. Yeah,
1:40:21
I was in one gas station,
1:40:23
they had a whole bunch of
1:40:25
things you could buy, and it
1:40:27
was like pizza and all sorts
1:40:29
of things, and all sorts of
1:40:31
things, and the line was long.
1:40:33
I was like, wow, there's a
1:40:35
lot of people waiting for food
1:40:37
here. but they made their own
1:40:39
like breadsticks and pizza all there
1:40:41
and everything and I was like
1:40:43
wow you can't go have one
1:40:45
picture of one location don't base
1:40:47
it trust me or don't care
1:40:49
That's how I get dressed up
1:40:51
when I go to get it.
1:40:53
I do the walk and everything.
1:40:55
I do the walk and everything.
1:40:57
I get my cane swimming. I
1:40:59
had a cane. Billy is with
1:41:01
us from Lexington. Hey Billy. Hey
1:41:03
guys, I'll Jay after being in
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North Carolina. Almost every convenience store
1:41:07
gas station have way better chicken
1:41:09
than like pop eyes and KFC,
1:41:12
all those places. I mean, you
1:41:14
can get better chicken. Cook day
1:41:16
food. you know to get the
1:41:18
customers in there other than you
1:41:20
know like a franchise but I've
1:41:22
had way better chicken and even
1:41:24
burgers and stuff hot dogs at
1:41:26
gas stations in the South better
1:41:28
than anywhere so in the South
1:41:30
they are they are competing with
1:41:32
each other basically yes by the
1:41:34
quality of their food yes exactly
1:41:36
and you have people that you
1:41:38
know they are even they're not
1:41:40
even part of the gas station.
1:41:42
They're coming and rent out, you
1:41:44
know, like the little kitchen park
1:41:46
of the gas station. I'm telling
1:41:48
you, it's amazing. Well, that's how
1:41:50
to do it. All right, well,
1:41:52
did you know? Someone says if
1:41:54
you live by the outer banks,
1:41:56
you have to stop by biscuits
1:41:58
and porn. What? Go get
1:42:01
Jason's face, it was like a
1:42:03
dream. Never heard of a place
1:42:05
that I should be at more
1:42:07
than biscuits and porn. Yeah, there
1:42:09
it is. Is it, do they
1:42:11
sell? In North Carolina, nags that.
1:42:13
Or is it just so pornographic?
1:42:15
Because you can. If you put
1:42:17
the right amount of gravy all
1:42:19
over a biscuit to me, it
1:42:21
is like a porn. It says
1:42:23
a food counter in a gas
1:42:25
station with a pornography theme, but
1:42:27
the food is a maze balls
1:42:29
and worth the long lines. I'll
1:42:31
get my biscuits elsewhere probably. You're
1:42:33
not going to biscuits and pornography.
1:42:35
You're not going to judge right
1:42:37
yet. Biscots like babs on some
1:42:39
of the posters. It's kind of
1:42:41
like that just have come up
1:42:43
with a yeah, they just come
1:42:45
up with a name like that
1:42:47
Uranus place What was that you
1:42:49
know the flood Uranus? Oh yeah,
1:42:51
yeah, yeah, right? It's kind of
1:42:53
like that. It's just like a
1:42:55
Because I mean there is this
1:42:57
is North Carolina. Oh get some
1:42:59
great homemade food. Don't forget to
1:43:01
grab your biscuits and porn swag
1:43:03
It was better when that was
1:43:05
like porn was on DVDs on
1:43:07
DVDs on DVDs probably right? It's
1:43:09
like chicken, sausage, bacon, ham, everything.
1:43:11
So I'm just gonna say, look
1:43:13
at all those biscuits in the
1:43:15
middle there. A biscuit sandwich, honestly?
1:43:17
Oh yeah, it's so good. Chef's
1:43:19
kiss. Amazing. Yeah, I just gotta
1:43:21
make sure no one's masturbating. Yeah,
1:43:23
yeah. Yeah, that's hope they aren't.
1:43:25
As long as they're not really
1:43:27
doing that. Well, you got me
1:43:29
at Cinnamon Rolls right there. Matt's
1:43:31
joining us. Hey Matt, Matt, Matt,
1:43:33
what's your comment? compared to a
1:43:35
lot of the other places. All
1:43:37
right, tell us why. What makes
1:43:39
it so different? I think it's
1:43:41
the way we season everything. The
1:43:44
batter, the chicken comes, the way
1:43:46
it comes, fresh package, every day
1:43:48
we get it, and it's just.
1:43:50
the batter. It's all about the
1:43:52
batter that makes that difference, the
1:43:54
crunch, you know, the right timing,
1:43:56
the way you cook it, all
1:43:58
that makes a big difference. Ever
1:44:00
shoot any of your customers, Matt?
1:44:02
You got it? Have you ever
1:44:04
shot any of your customers? No,
1:44:06
I hope I don't have. Yeah,
1:44:08
that's good. That's not how you
1:44:10
want to be in the news,
1:44:12
Matt. Trust me on that. Yeah,
1:44:14
I want to be in the
1:44:16
news. It's not worth it. No,
1:44:18
it's not famous, but not that
1:44:20
way. Yeah, for sure. All right,
1:44:22
Matt, thanks for calling it, man.
1:44:24
It was Krispy Crunchy owner. Matt.
1:44:26
I think there's only one way
1:44:28
to really fine this up. You
1:44:30
have to try it. Try it.
1:44:32
We've got to do a crispy
1:44:34
crunchy run. Oh Matt, maybe I
1:44:36
drop some off. I don't think
1:44:38
you're allowed to do that. There's
1:44:40
one right around the corner for
1:44:42
me. I'll leave right now and
1:44:44
go get a crispy crunchy chicken.
1:44:46
I know you're well. There is
1:44:48
a place right here that tells
1:44:50
it. I don't know if they're
1:44:52
making chicken yet, but still early.
1:44:54
So it's close. I'll be back.
1:44:56
Yeah, just down the street. Yeah.
1:44:58
Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. All right. All
1:45:00
right. We tell you. We tell
1:45:02
you all right. We tell you
1:45:04
all the time. We tell you
1:45:06
all the time. Make sure everything
1:45:08
is above board. Another couple found
1:45:10
a hidden camera right above the
1:45:12
bed in their Airbnb in Scottsdale.
1:45:14
I mean... When it's when
1:45:17
they're so bold they put it
1:45:19
just like right above the bed
1:45:21
I think that's like almost every
1:45:23
it seems like to in my
1:45:25
mind That's how they all right
1:45:27
It's the easiest one to find
1:45:30
because there was I told you
1:45:32
last summer in our there was
1:45:34
a weird smoke detector, but it
1:45:36
had like 12-foot ceilings I would
1:45:38
have had to find a ladders
1:45:40
Oh, they got you they got
1:45:42
you put a show on farm.
1:45:45
Yeah, I guess whatever here's the
1:45:47
story on this one now from
1:45:49
12 news Really do. I'm told
1:45:51
after this family spent their first
1:45:53
night in the house they woke
1:45:55
up the next morning and noticed
1:45:58
that the smoke detector was in
1:46:00
an unusual place and upon closer
1:46:02
inspection they say they realized it
1:46:04
was a camera with years worth
1:46:06
of footage. Rottstiel home in the
1:46:08
Paradise Heights neighborhood near Shea Boulevard
1:46:10
in 114th Street is now at
1:46:13
the center of a federal lawsuit.
1:46:15
That's just wild. It's a very
1:46:17
upsetting thing. Joseph Brown is an
1:46:19
attorney representing the victims who rented
1:46:21
this home when it was an
1:46:23
Airbnb in March of last year.
1:46:25
They were vacationing in the valley
1:46:28
from Arkansas, prepared to spend $2,700
1:46:30
for their five-night stay. But their
1:46:32
vacation took a twisted turn after
1:46:34
the first night. Go on vacation
1:46:36
as a family. and we're gonna
1:46:38
have a great time and instead
1:46:41
you have this horrific event. A
1:46:43
newly filed lawsuit against the property
1:46:45
owner and Airbnb says the family's
1:46:47
two kids went to bed and
1:46:49
the couple went into the primary
1:46:51
bedroom sharing some intimate moments. The
1:46:53
next morning they noticed a smoke
1:46:56
detector directly above their bed. It
1:46:58
seemed unusual so they took a
1:47:00
closer look realizing it was actually
1:47:02
a hidden camera inside the camera
1:47:04
a memory card with footage of.
1:47:06
several people dating back to 2020.
1:47:08
Wow. Their biggest concern was that,
1:47:11
you know, what was recorded with
1:47:13
their kids filmed is their stuff
1:47:15
in the kids's room that they
1:47:17
couldn't find. They called Scottsdale Police
1:47:19
and Airbnb as they patched their
1:47:21
bags and left. 12 news attempted
1:47:24
to speak with residents at the
1:47:26
home on Friday. Nobody answered the
1:47:28
door. But a few minutes later,
1:47:30
we had the trainer reach the
1:47:32
owner. A man and woman came
1:47:34
outside. gravel and she's in short
1:47:36
shorts and toiletos. Oh God. What?
1:47:39
It's hot out there. Yes. It's
1:47:41
in the middle of the desert.
1:47:43
That is a look. Holy smokes.
1:47:45
She's worried maybe she could get
1:47:47
bit by a snake. I don't
1:47:49
know. I'm not sure that's top
1:47:52
of mine. A man and woman
1:47:54
came outside and when we started
1:47:56
asking questions they said no comment.
1:47:58
How many people have stayed in
1:48:00
this home and not realized that
1:48:02
that camera was there? In a
1:48:04
statement Airbnb saying hitting cameras have
1:48:07
always been and will... We'll always
1:48:09
be banned on Airbnb and issues
1:48:11
are exceptionally rare. We supported the
1:48:13
guest and suspended the host from
1:48:15
the platform last year and we
1:48:17
stand ready to assist law enforcement
1:48:19
with any investigation into this allegation.
1:48:22
You've gotten more reaction from Airbnb
1:48:24
than we have. We couldn't even
1:48:26
get a return phone call. Scottsdale
1:48:28
police say their investigation remains open
1:48:30
and active. Very perverse reasons that
1:48:32
someone put a camera over the
1:48:35
top of the master suite bedroom.
1:48:37
And I think that that's really,
1:48:39
really shocking to me that Scotts
1:48:41
LPD really didn't dive into this
1:48:43
much further. And according to Scottsdale
1:48:45
Records, the owner of that home
1:48:47
was cited for failing to have
1:48:50
a required vacation rental license and
1:48:52
for failing to respond to an
1:48:54
emergency at their rental property. Again,
1:48:56
the police investigation remains open and
1:48:58
they are searching for additional victims.
1:49:00
What's interesting to me is that
1:49:02
the SD card was full of
1:49:05
stuff. Just left there from 2020
1:49:07
which which makes me wonder if
1:49:09
the maybe the home ownership had
1:49:11
changed Oh, they didn't know and
1:49:13
like they didn't know do any
1:49:15
of these stream live and also
1:49:18
record that I don't know maybe
1:49:20
they're watching it somewhere else but
1:49:22
like the second people would leave
1:49:24
right so if I'm a perve
1:49:26
and I've set this up once
1:49:28
a family leaves and I've got
1:49:30
all the videos that I want.
1:49:33
I go get the SD card,
1:49:35
I download it, I erase it
1:49:37
so that there's more space on
1:49:39
it, and then put it back
1:49:41
in. It just seems weird, like
1:49:43
it's just was forgotten about for
1:49:45
five years. I feel like at
1:49:48
the home office of Airbnb, they're
1:49:50
like, purv lines, wring it again.
1:49:52
Oh yeah. Because like our, one
1:49:54
of our video cameras we had
1:49:56
at our old place, we had
1:49:58
an SD card in it. that
1:50:01
you could go back and watch
1:50:03
stuff but you could stream it
1:50:05
live right oh sure yeah but
1:50:07
i mean like it's just you
1:50:09
got to be within a certain
1:50:11
distance usually if it's going to
1:50:13
be like a Bluetooth type thing.
1:50:16
No, but this was Wi-Fi. Just
1:50:18
connected to Wi-Fi. You could see
1:50:20
wherever you were in the world.
1:50:22
So maybe it's a bit of
1:50:24
both and they just never were
1:50:26
lazy, lazy perves that didn't bother
1:50:28
taking the SD card out. Yeah.
1:50:31
But that's creepy total. Now I'm
1:50:33
thinking more about the lazy, lazy
1:50:35
perve that didn't bother taking the
1:50:37
SD card out. Yeah. But honestly,
1:50:39
so it was like way in
1:50:41
the corner and then they had
1:50:44
12-12-foot ceilings-foot ceilings-foot ceilings. Right. Yeah,
1:50:46
I'm pretty paranoid. I'm always like,
1:50:48
cameras? What? Where were you? Like,
1:50:50
what city? No, this is when
1:50:52
we went to the mountains. Right.
1:50:54
To the Smoky Mountains. Okay, good.
1:50:56
I just want to be able
1:50:59
to search it. Smoky Mountain Board.
1:51:01
Smoky Mountain Board. Don't look up
1:51:03
Smoky Mountain Board. Was that the
1:51:05
worst of discover that you were?
1:51:07
And you're out there. And it
1:51:09
was vacation. And we didn't have
1:51:11
some relations. Oh my god. A
1:51:14
lot of people do. Of course
1:51:16
they do. Relations. Relations. Yeah, no,
1:51:18
it's weird. I definitely, I remember,
1:51:20
maybe listening, I was trying to
1:51:22
be nice about it. Yeah, yeah.
1:51:24
Relations. Yeah, no, it's weird. I
1:51:27
definitely, because I remember saying an
1:51:29
Amber will recall, as I'm like,
1:51:31
is that a weird look and
1:51:33
spoke to her? Well, just. But
1:51:35
then I like, if there's two
1:51:37
in the room, you're like, wait
1:51:39
a second, because no one does
1:51:42
that. Shouldn't be that high up.
1:51:44
Well, I think you want it
1:51:46
to be wherever the smoke would
1:51:48
be first. So that would be
1:51:50
the highest point, I think, is
1:51:52
when, where you'd want the detector,
1:51:54
but it's always like vases and
1:51:57
stuff, right? Oh, like it's vases,
1:51:59
it's, uh, plugs, plugs, clock radios,
1:52:01
whatever. Anything, though, that's above your
1:52:03
bed. I know, yeah, and it
1:52:05
was, right there. Highly suspect whatever
1:52:07
nothing you can do about it
1:52:10
now, right? So search for a
1:52:12
tall white guy Smoky Mountains. Indian
1:52:14
woman. Okay, all right. Smoky mountains.
1:52:16
Smoky mountains. Relax. I found it.
1:52:18
Yeah. Came right up. Yeah. Goodness.
1:52:20
It'll be your second most popular
1:52:22
video. All right. Okay. Next, where
1:52:25
do you think when it comes
1:52:27
to restaurant drive-throughs, sees the most
1:52:29
amount of drug people? Taco Bell.
1:52:31
100% Right? Yeah, Taco Bell. Taco
1:52:33
Bell question. Another man. I mean,
1:52:35
I think we did a story
1:52:37
like this last week too. This
1:52:40
time a guy in Florida in
1:52:42
Hernando County has been arrested after
1:52:44
deputies say he was wasted, allegedly,
1:52:46
when he fell asleep in the
1:52:48
drive-through of a Taco Bell and
1:52:50
crashed into a parked car when
1:52:53
he woke up. And this wasn't
1:52:55
even in the middle of the
1:52:57
night. This was in broad daylight.
1:52:59
Oh. Here's the dude here not
1:53:01
doing that well. Oh no. On
1:53:03
his sobriety test, the caller told
1:53:05
deputies he followed Amanda with Taco
1:53:08
Bell where the driver fell asleep
1:53:10
in the drive through while waiting
1:53:12
for his order. After waking up
1:53:14
and getting his food, the driver
1:53:16
later identified as this guy, James
1:53:18
Christopher Powell, tried to leave the
1:53:20
parking lot but struck a parked
1:53:23
vehicle. He was arrested for DUI
1:53:25
because deputies believed he was under
1:53:27
the influence of a controlled substance.
1:53:29
They can't even stand up straight.
1:53:31
Well I believe it too. He
1:53:33
does just like, he's doing two
1:53:36
photos. I believe it. He can't,
1:53:38
he's leaning forward. Oh, he's trying
1:53:40
so hard to concentrate. That sucks.
1:53:42
I am surprised I've never been
1:53:44
pulled over outside of a taco
1:53:46
bell and just like had two
1:53:48
Doritos Locos tacos when they say,
1:53:51
show them your hands. Sorry, I
1:53:53
mean, I mean, just Doritos Locos
1:53:55
tacos. If I look like I
1:53:57
was swerving, it's because I have
1:53:59
these. Yeah, no, man, I'll. The
1:54:01
thing about it is you know
1:54:03
that if you were buzzed like
1:54:06
I remember like being pretty hammered
1:54:08
and being driven to the Taco
1:54:10
Bell by our designated driver. Thank
1:54:12
you so much. And nothing's better.
1:54:14
No, nothing's better when you're in
1:54:16
that state. So, you know, Taco
1:54:19
Bell can be like an absolutely
1:54:21
wonderful experience. Oh, I can. No,
1:54:23
I mean. This was two o'clock
1:54:25
in the afternoon. It looks like
1:54:27
it was broad daylight. He was
1:54:29
arrested for DUI because deputies believe
1:54:31
he was under the influence as
1:54:34
I said He also had a
1:54:36
no bond warrant out of Pasco
1:54:38
County for violation of probation. Yeah
1:54:40
That's what happens. Yes You ever
1:54:42
been so distracted by someone dancing?
1:54:44
Yes, that you could easily have
1:54:46
been robbed I can't
1:54:48
say that I have. So many times.
1:54:51
I watched a lot of dancers in
1:54:53
my mind. You couldn't just like dance.
1:54:55
And then I'm like, I can't pay
1:54:57
attention. What? I can figure it out.
1:54:59
There is a street thief in the
1:55:02
UK who uses bizarre dance moves to
1:55:04
distract people while he pickpockets them. Oh,
1:55:06
is he touch him in everything? He
1:55:08
does. If you tried to dance up
1:55:10
on me like this, you'd be kicked
1:55:12
or hit. I wonder if you'd just
1:55:15
allow, like he loops his leg in
1:55:17
between your legs. That's the thing like
1:55:19
that's why the people are distracted because
1:55:21
those pick pockets, they always want to
1:55:23
touch you because they're touching you to
1:55:25
distract you and then you don't feel
1:55:28
your wallet go or whatever. Yeah, and
1:55:30
break your kneecaps. Oh, yeah. 27-year-old Enes
1:55:32
Bardic. Wow, that's quite a name. Annis
1:55:34
Bardek was caught on camera busting out
1:55:36
these unusual moves to distract his targets
1:55:38
in Birmingham in the UK. He prayed
1:55:41
on several people in the city center.
1:55:43
He would distract them by trying to
1:55:45
dance and moving in front of them
1:55:47
to confuse them and at the time
1:55:49
would then take their wallets or cell
1:55:51
phones from their pockets without his knowledge.
1:55:54
They got a little bit of this
1:55:56
on camera. here so there he is
1:55:58
so look what he does like he
1:56:00
tries to put his leg oh yeah
1:56:02
but look his other hand is now
1:56:04
it's yeah but you can't put your
1:56:07
leg between my leg set now what
1:56:09
I thought it was gonna be like
1:56:11
a show now he's like hey yeah
1:56:13
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
1:56:15
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
1:56:17
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
1:56:20
yeah yeah get you get you why
1:56:22
is your leg on my balls get
1:56:24
out of here I don't ever want
1:56:26
to feel like another man's leg another
1:56:28
man's leg I'm really
1:56:30
upset if you have grabbed me
1:56:33
in that way. Yeah, it's really
1:56:35
weird. Like and he's got your
1:56:37
watch. And off he goes. Your
1:56:39
wallet. So yeah, as he danced,
1:56:41
he would then try and steal
1:56:44
from them. The victim's bank cards
1:56:46
were later used in shops before
1:56:48
he was tracked down by cops
1:56:50
using facial recognition technology. Police officers
1:56:52
went through all sorts of footage
1:56:55
and they realized there was a
1:56:57
pattern in the series of thefts.
1:56:59
He's been convicted so far of
1:57:01
four counts of theft and four
1:57:03
counts of fraud, but they believe
1:57:06
there could be many more victims.
1:57:08
He's been ordered to jail for
1:57:10
24 weeks in order to pay
1:57:12
compensation to the people he stole
1:57:14
from. They say you've got to
1:57:17
be on the lookout for techniques
1:57:19
like these and keep your belonging
1:57:21
safe. Yeah, if you get the
1:57:23
right like rave girl in a
1:57:25
rave girl outfit to start doing
1:57:28
something put her like between your
1:57:30
like She doesn't have to do
1:57:32
that. She didn't have to get
1:57:34
really all that close. Yeah, but
1:57:36
if they start doing their little
1:57:39
hopping around stuff I mean, I'm
1:57:41
like hypnotized by that. So yeah,
1:57:43
what about a hula hoop? So
1:57:45
I could just see a hot
1:57:47
chick like walking by and then
1:57:50
I'd be like, you know, like,
1:57:52
you know, like when the, when
1:57:54
she stops hoolering, you'll be a
1:57:56
chicken, and I'll just act like
1:57:58
a chicken for a whole day.
1:58:01
So it can happen to you.
1:58:03
I could just see a hot
1:58:05
chick like walking by and then
1:58:07
I'd be like, everything's gone. Yeah,
1:58:10
that does happen. There should be
1:58:12
more hot hula hoopers. Yeah, I
1:58:14
agree with you for one thing.
1:58:16
It's a sexy movie. It can
1:58:18
be really cool. Like, uh... I've
1:58:21
never been able to hula hoop.
1:58:23
So, like, even having that skill
1:58:25
is just impressive. Right. I don't
1:58:27
have the body type. Too round.
1:58:29
No, I want one. Always been
1:58:32
too round. I don't give it
1:58:34
the spin. It doesn't have enough.
1:58:36
There's no, you guys, you know,
1:58:38
you know, you know, you know,
1:58:40
you know, you know, you know,
1:58:43
you know, you can hula hoop.
1:58:45
Of course. I can hoop with
1:58:47
the best of them. Like nine
1:58:49
months. Oh, within the year, you
1:58:51
hooked? Yeah, within the year for
1:58:54
sure. Wow. Yeah, I was at
1:58:56
like some festival and there was
1:58:58
one, so I was just doing
1:59:00
it to make Scott laugh. That's
1:59:02
so... Oh, okay. How many times
1:59:05
would you say you hula hoop
1:59:07
a year? I don't know if
1:59:09
you could do a one year.
1:59:11
Unless you know. Three to five.
1:59:13
No, maybe just like once in
1:59:16
a blue. How long do you
1:59:18
think you could keep a hula
1:59:20
hoop up for? Nonstop, right. Yeah,
1:59:22
yeah, probably. Five minutes. Until my
1:59:24
hips gave out, yeah. That's great.
1:59:27
We gotta put that to the
1:59:29
test one day. Yeah. Take my
1:59:31
shirt off and do it for
1:59:33
you if you want. We're okay.
1:59:36
We can just take clothes. We'll
1:59:38
be fine. You just talk about
1:59:40
making money. Give them a show.
1:59:42
Give them a show. Let's get
1:59:44
your time. When I put Hulu
1:59:47
hoop into a certain social media
1:59:49
app that could get banned. Uh-huh.
1:59:51
You don't see guys doing it.
1:59:53
There's, there's, I have to put
1:59:55
in 10 guys who put the
1:59:58
guys in front. This is really
2:00:00
gonna mess with my algorithm. It's
2:00:02
kind of, it's kind of really,
2:00:04
my algorithm's kind of perfect right
2:00:06
now. Okay, it don't mess with
2:00:09
it. It's all about it. No,
2:00:11
no, no. It's done it. What?
2:00:13
Well, it's a cowboy. Wow, I
2:00:15
should have put that in mind.
2:00:17
Now I'm going to get all
2:00:20
this. It's a shirtless cowboy. Lady's
2:00:22
doing that in your TikTok. He's
2:00:24
making it work. Yeah, I can't
2:00:26
do that. That's what I'm competing
2:00:28
again. No way, like doing a
2:00:31
plank. This is gonna be my
2:00:33
other rhythm. Look at him. Look
2:00:35
at that. He hasn't stopped. He's
2:00:37
a hula humper. He is cowboy
2:00:39
humping. Well, then this is weird.
2:00:42
This one's weirder. It's like a
2:00:44
guy. You know, a coconut bikini.
2:00:46
He's going to tell what you
2:00:48
can expect. Why are you going
2:00:50
to see that? Why are all
2:00:53
these guys doing this move? Every
2:00:55
guy's doing the hump. Oh yeah,
2:00:57
I can't hump like that. Yeah,
2:00:59
I know I can't. Oh that's
2:01:01
too bad, man. That's unfortunate. You
2:01:04
have not hump like that lately?
2:01:06
Nah, no. This guy isn't even,
2:01:08
he's like, uh, just using his
2:01:10
knee power. I've hoolowing more than
2:01:13
I've hump like that. That's crazy.
2:01:15
There's some guys who can hump
2:01:17
out there. Oh, I've got another
2:01:19
one here. Look out. Uh-oh. It's
2:01:21
the same guy in a minute.
2:01:24
It's the original. It's this is
2:01:26
the move that guys are doing.
2:01:28
It's this plank on a platform
2:01:30
where they hump. They're in great
2:01:32
shape. And they get the hump
2:01:35
and the hula goes around. I've
2:01:37
never seen anything like whoa. Whoa.
2:01:39
Wow. There's a man. There's a
2:01:41
440 pound man. Hula hooping. Oh
2:01:43
my God. I don't need to
2:01:46
see all these hump. You're going
2:01:48
to get so. What do you.
2:01:50
This guy? Yeah, no, yeah, yeah.
2:01:52
Yeah, that's how I look. That's
2:01:54
how I... 440 pound man hula
2:01:57
hoops. He needs a bigger hoop.
2:01:59
I don't know if anyone swears.
2:02:01
No, I don't know. That's what
2:02:03
I'm saying, like, there's no, there's
2:02:05
no area for hoop. You can't
2:02:08
do it. You need have... to
2:02:10
get that hoop around. I'll tell
2:02:12
you what though like so you
2:02:14
know I scrolled I don't know
2:02:16
maybe through six different things and
2:02:19
then it it's all just girls
2:02:21
again. Yeah. So like there's not
2:02:23
a lot of guys doing it.
2:02:25
Well this thing here says straight
2:02:27
men can't pull a hoop. What
2:02:30
a bold claim. Straight man, can't
2:02:32
Hulu. I think Jason's gonna just
2:02:34
spend five minutes bragging about it.
2:02:36
Yeah, this guy just took a
2:02:39
hoop on the street and was
2:02:41
like, he was like, I think
2:02:43
this guy might be gay. And
2:02:45
he was like, here, can you
2:02:47
hula hoop? And he's like, yeah.
2:02:50
I think they have ones with
2:02:52
like weights on them. I think
2:02:54
they don't like to exercise your
2:02:56
cord. Oh, I see. Yeah. I
2:02:58
thought Hulu hoops always had like
2:03:01
a little bit of. Something in
2:03:03
them. This one dude who dresses
2:03:05
in... The two twos? Yeah, he's
2:03:07
incredible. Oh now you're definitely, you've
2:03:09
watched too many videos. Yeah, you're
2:03:12
gonna be inundated with these. Rob
2:03:14
is. There's some incredible stuff going
2:03:16
on. Oh my goodness. There's Jason.
2:03:18
I think this was Jason at
2:03:20
that festival that he was talking
2:03:23
about. Oh, that's right. And his
2:03:25
favorite outfit. Yeah. That's exactly how
2:03:27
I throw my arms to it.
2:03:29
I do the twirl. Oh your
2:03:31
buddy had a bubble gun, that's
2:03:34
nice. He was just shooting bubbles
2:03:36
at you. He was. That's nice.
2:03:38
That's like a fun weekend. Don't
2:03:40
litter on me and all sorts
2:03:42
of stuff. Nice times. Nice times.
2:03:45
Nice time. If you're thinking about
2:03:47
working at a family dollar and
2:03:49
you're making a list of the
2:03:51
perks and drawbacks of the job,
2:03:53
this should be on it. And
2:03:56
as she turned around, She saw
2:03:58
a heavy-set man, totally naked. Yeah.
2:04:00
Although he was wearing a surgical
2:04:02
mask. That was the only thing
2:04:04
he had on. That's, huh? That's
2:04:07
a wild way to go out.
2:04:09
It's not good. He then shook
2:04:11
it for a bit and ran
2:04:13
out. Police are investigating and are
2:04:16
asking if anyone recognizes the guy,
2:04:18
but I don't know how they
2:04:20
plan to recognize them. They didn't
2:04:22
release any photos of the dude.
2:04:24
I don't know if... I think
2:04:27
that's why people... They're
2:04:29
always like doing stuff at that
2:04:31
location because I don't know if
2:04:33
they have cameras that are really
2:04:35
up to speed at the dollar
2:04:37
stores Yeah, well he didn't have
2:04:39
his wallet He definitely did not
2:04:42
he didn't He couldn't pay you
2:04:44
knew that if they can find
2:04:46
him. He's going to be charged
2:04:48
with indecent exposure Yeah, they got
2:04:50
to find him Man, I'd hate
2:04:52
to go to one and have
2:04:55
them look at me and be
2:04:57
like I think it might be
2:04:59
I think I'd hate to be...
2:05:01
We have to be questioned. Yeah.
2:05:03
Yeah. Were you new to the
2:05:05
family dollar? No! I swear I
2:05:07
got! Yes you were. Oh, did
2:05:10
they have it? No, this is
2:05:12
just a... I feel like they
2:05:14
see some stuff at a family
2:05:16
dollar. They do. They do. Yeah,
2:05:18
I'm supposed to call Senior Officer
2:05:20
Crait, if you know who this
2:05:22
naked family dollar man is. Anytime
2:05:25
Stella gets me to go to
2:05:27
one of these places, I'm just
2:05:29
like, let's just please, can we
2:05:31
just hurry? Hurry up. Hurry up
2:05:33
for something. I don't want something
2:05:35
to happen in there. Speaking of
2:05:37
Stella. Uh, I would not, but
2:05:40
it passed her to do something
2:05:42
like this. This kid ordered DoorDash
2:05:44
at like 2.30 in the morning.
2:05:46
Oh, yeah. But said, I come
2:05:48
to the side window so my
2:05:50
mom doesn't hear the door. 100%!
2:05:53
Yeah! Just leave it on the
2:05:55
porch. Here's what happened. Take a
2:05:57
listen. Forget about DoorDash. This is
2:05:59
Window Dash. Watch as a delivery
2:06:01
guy makes his way to the
2:06:03
side of a house and hands
2:06:05
a bag of food up to
2:06:08
a window. It's 230 in the...
2:06:10
morning. And here's who placed the
2:06:12
order. He's just 12 years old.
2:06:14
Devin Mercer had stayed up late
2:06:16
playing video games and got hungry.
2:06:18
So he downloaded the DoorDash app
2:06:20
and placed a McDonald's order. Why
2:06:23
didn't you just go downstairs and
2:06:25
get an apple from the fridge?
2:06:27
Because a Big Mac's better. Devin
2:06:29
showed us how he waved from
2:06:31
his bedroom window in Oregon to
2:06:33
get the delivery guy's attention. Why
2:06:36
were you trying to get his
2:06:38
attention? Because if I went out
2:06:40
the front door, the alarm would
2:06:42
go off. And I just said,
2:06:44
like, hey, come over here. Thank
2:06:46
you. Devin's mom was sleeping and
2:06:48
he thought he pulled off his
2:06:51
clandestine plan. But he didn't realize
2:06:53
the security camera was recording. She
2:06:55
saw the alert in the morning.
2:06:57
Watching the video of a man
2:06:59
in my lawn, I was very
2:07:01
concerned and nervous. There were some
2:07:03
questions when he woke up. First,
2:07:06
look at this. Tell me what
2:07:08
is going on. What's going on
2:07:10
is a late night Big Mac
2:07:12
attack. Well, I have to ask
2:07:14
you, Devin, how was the Big
2:07:16
Mac? It was really good. It
2:07:19
was worth it. Thank you. That
2:07:21
it's a spot right there. Great
2:07:23
to have a Big Mac come
2:07:25
to your window? Oh my God.
2:07:27
I can't imagine how obese I
2:07:29
would have ended up. Oh yeah,
2:07:31
if that was if I was
2:07:34
able to get like Big Mac's
2:07:36
delivered, like playing video games when
2:07:38
I was a kid? No, and
2:07:40
that's this Zach Alafanaca's looking guy
2:07:42
drops it off right now. And
2:07:44
he's like, let me take a
2:07:46
Beecher. You're just a holy. No,
2:07:49
I mean our parents would never
2:07:51
have allowed. Well, no, I would
2:07:53
have never had the access you
2:07:55
know what I mean? Like I'm
2:07:57
a fool because I give my
2:07:59
kids access to it and then
2:08:01
when you know 1130 in the
2:08:04
doorbell rings and it is just
2:08:06
a bag of candy and a
2:08:08
slushy That's what cost 40 bucks
2:08:10
Yeah, I just, uh... I don't
2:08:12
still don't use the door dash
2:08:14
or any of that stuff. I'm
2:08:17
not, I'm just, I'm always using
2:08:19
it. Always, all right, I can't
2:08:21
go anywhere anymore. Here's a question
2:08:23
for you, Chuck, do you still
2:08:25
take baths with your brother? Of
2:08:27
course we do. Like we're just
2:08:29
a couple of bros. You wash
2:08:32
my back, I'll wash yours, right
2:08:34
through? Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's
2:08:36
eldest daughter, rumor, Willis, is revealing
2:08:38
just how close her close her
2:08:40
family is, her family is. The
2:08:42
36-year-old shares that she and her
2:08:44
sisters all still take baths together.
2:08:47
Come on. And it's not weird
2:08:49
at all. Come on. Yeah, it
2:08:51
is. Yeah, it is. I probably
2:08:53
have a huge bathtub. Like, I
2:08:55
mean, a pool-sized bathtub, like a
2:08:57
spare face. Yeah, like, even if
2:09:00
we, like, we're related and we're
2:09:02
brother and sister, well, you probably,
2:09:04
sister and sister. Once someone starts
2:09:06
to clean themselves, I think it's
2:09:08
like, all right, hold on, I
2:09:10
didn't know what this was. Like
2:09:12
I'm in a jacuzzi, and then
2:09:15
all of a sudden someone starts
2:09:17
to clean themselves, starts to be,
2:09:19
and you gotta get out of
2:09:21
there. She said it's just the
2:09:23
kind of house I grew up
2:09:25
in. People might think that's crazy
2:09:27
and weird, but we don't. I
2:09:30
need a special bathtub anyways. Just
2:09:32
for yourself. Yeah, yeah. There's not
2:09:34
enough room for me to. Clean
2:09:36
myself in the appropriate ways. Yeah.
2:09:38
She said, we still do it
2:09:40
to this day, even though we're
2:09:43
much older now. So those are
2:09:45
the three sisters? Those are the
2:09:47
three sisters. More and Bruce Willis
2:09:49
welcomed rumor in 1988, and they
2:09:51
also shared daughter Scout and Tallulah,
2:09:53
who are in their 30s. Yeah,
2:09:55
I've never seen Bruce Willis's... Oh
2:09:58
no! No! What? What's wrong with
2:10:00
you? No! I don't think so.
2:10:02
Oh, come on. Come on, no.
2:10:04
Let's be honest here. Let's get
2:10:06
it together here. I think it
2:10:08
goes from right to left. It
2:10:10
goes from right to left. It
2:10:13
goes from right to left. Very...
2:10:15
It's got to be a big
2:10:17
bathtub. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It has
2:10:19
to. Different kind of family. Yeah.
2:10:21
Well, the thing. Very hippie-like. Yeah.
2:10:23
I mean, you just, you just
2:10:25
don't know what they were like.
2:10:28
You know, because I think the
2:10:30
mom is a pretty free spirit
2:10:32
just from what we have, you
2:10:34
know, heard and you pick up
2:10:36
on that maybe. Yeah, I guess
2:10:38
you do. She's having a good
2:10:41
moment right now though with that
2:10:43
substance movie. Yeah, she is. Mm-hmm.
2:10:45
Oh, I totally revived her career
2:10:47
for sure. Two men from Illinois
2:10:49
have loyered up to take on
2:10:51
only fans. Good luck. These two
2:10:53
dudes claim to be only fan
2:10:56
subscribers subscribers who grew disillusioned. when
2:10:58
they realized they weren't actually talking
2:11:00
to the models they were subscribing
2:11:02
to. Oh my God. Well, honestly,
2:11:04
no, at least they figured it
2:11:06
out. At least they figured it
2:11:08
out. So many dudes, they have
2:11:11
not figured it out. It's funny
2:11:13
to call the fans and be
2:11:15
like, Dad is not my girlfriend?
2:11:17
Yeah! I'm trying to talk to
2:11:19
a manager. Turns out she's not
2:11:21
my girlfriend. Sorry, it's me. The
2:11:24
men allege the models hired agencies
2:11:26
to impersonate them and speak on
2:11:28
their behalf. Yeah. Of course they
2:11:30
did. In the suit, the men
2:11:32
say that they had never, would
2:11:34
never have spent money on subscriptions
2:11:36
or at least not as much.
2:11:39
Had they known they weren't speaking
2:11:41
directly to the creators themselves instead
2:11:43
of someone impersonating them? They also
2:11:45
state in the lawsuit that if
2:11:47
only fans started demanding creators to
2:11:49
interact directly with fans and outlaw
2:11:51
the use of hired agencies, they
2:11:54
would consider using only fans again.
2:11:56
Okay, so these guys, they wanted
2:11:58
that girlfriend experience, right? and the
2:12:00
same way that you can go on
2:12:02
twitch and if you donate enough
2:12:05
money people start to realize they
2:12:07
start to recognize you right they're
2:12:09
like oh yeah and even you
2:12:11
see the girls that stream they're
2:12:14
like oh it's big rob again and
2:12:16
it's like okay well you know who
2:12:18
he is because he's given you so
2:12:20
much money right But when it's,
2:12:23
when you're not even, they don't
2:12:25
even see you doing all this
2:12:27
stuff, so they're wasting incredible amounts
2:12:29
of money, thinking they're building that
2:12:32
like cashier with someone for real,
2:12:34
and you're not, you're not, an
2:12:36
Indian guy is like, this guy's
2:12:38
been to a lot of money,
2:12:40
yeah. That's the crazy part, you're
2:12:42
having probably very intimate. discussions with
2:12:45
these people. Oh, they're sending stuff
2:12:47
back and forth. You know it.
2:12:49
Well, that's what he said in
2:12:51
one of the guys said he
2:12:53
created an account to engage in
2:12:55
friendly conversations and share photographs. Yeah.
2:12:57
But then he became suspicious of
2:13:00
who he was communicating with when
2:13:02
he started noticing contradicting information and
2:13:04
errors in messages. So like, wait a minute.
2:13:06
So yeah. So he was thinking that he
2:13:09
would be like, you remember last night when
2:13:11
we talked. And it's a new guy,
2:13:13
right? It's like a new guy
2:13:15
is doing the rise on the shift.
2:13:17
So he goes back and looks and
2:13:20
is like, I don't know exactly what
2:13:22
we were talking about. Maybe.
2:13:24
Yeah, but you probably have
2:13:26
much work into it. No,
2:13:28
if it's a lazy perv,
2:13:31
like, yeah, maybe, yeah, I
2:13:33
remember. Totally remember. Like, honestly,
2:13:35
I think all they really
2:13:37
do ever is they're like.
2:13:39
They'll say stuff like hey, are
2:13:41
you up right? It's like it's like
2:13:43
it's like a like a parody
2:13:45
almost of like a like a
2:13:47
midnight texts Exactly, that's what it
2:13:49
is. Yeah, are you up and
2:13:52
then if you were to be
2:13:54
dumb enough to be like yeah,
2:13:56
they're like oh because I've got
2:13:58
this special photo shoot that you
2:14:00
can have for five bucks that's
2:14:02
all that that's their job yeah
2:14:04
but then there are people that
2:14:07
believe that had like intimate conversations
2:14:09
not just responding they have like
2:14:11
full-on sex interactive you know so
2:14:13
sure got to be like AI
2:14:15
now too yeah that's like you
2:14:17
know stuff like that it's just
2:14:19
somebody talking to we had a
2:14:21
guy calling and he ran his
2:14:23
girls Remember that dude? He said
2:14:25
that he was responding to these
2:14:28
guys as her. Oh, that's right.
2:14:30
Yeah. And she was like killing
2:14:32
it. But yeah, if you think
2:14:34
you've got something going on with
2:14:36
an only fan's chick. You've got
2:14:38
another thing coming. Got what you
2:14:40
call a screw loose. Yeah. There.
2:14:42
Okay, they could be illusional or
2:14:44
they could be smart to launch
2:14:47
the first lawsuit. Right if there's
2:14:49
no disclaimers on the site and
2:14:51
there's nothing in the fine print
2:14:53
that says right? You may not
2:14:55
be speaking to the person you
2:14:57
think you're if there's nothing there
2:14:59
that covers them legally They may
2:15:01
be on to something. Do you
2:15:03
know how much money the girls
2:15:05
will lose? They will lose hundreds
2:15:08
of millions They just cash in
2:15:10
every time they send even like
2:15:12
the text for like the $5
2:15:14
pictures or whatever. Yeah. I mean,
2:15:16
and they're still going to kill
2:15:18
it that way. But I think
2:15:20
using these AI programs or these
2:15:22
guys from India, it just brought
2:15:24
in so much extra dough to
2:15:27
them. Don't you think that would
2:15:29
kill the site? I don't think
2:15:31
fully. I think what it would
2:15:33
do. I mean, if they could
2:15:35
not have, you know, have that
2:15:37
relationship. Aspect oh, I see what
2:15:39
you're saying like a girl friend
2:15:41
experience. Yeah, no, I do I
2:15:43
think some guys wouldn't be as
2:15:45
hooked Yeah, I think it would
2:15:48
take a hit for sure Take
2:15:50
a hit. Yeah, might not kill
2:15:52
it because that's half of it.
2:15:54
Right like you're getting guys hooked
2:15:56
The thing about these girls a
2:15:58
lot now is that they're on
2:16:00
a different platform and then that
2:16:02
and so they get their hooks
2:16:04
and people on the other platforms
2:16:07
you know and they're just hoping
2:16:09
you go check out their nudes
2:16:11
on only fans but yeah yeah
2:16:13
it's really so just for the
2:16:15
guys that are listening that may
2:16:17
be doing this and spending a
2:16:19
lot of money just know that
2:16:21
is like Muji bar from Pakistan
2:16:23
yeah are sharing your intimate details
2:16:25
right and honestly I really think
2:16:28
it's If you think you're talking
2:16:30
to someone who's like, oh, well,
2:16:32
they can't, they mustn't have a
2:16:34
lot of followers, they only have
2:16:36
like a couple hundred followers, that's,
2:16:38
they probably have enough people to
2:16:40
hire Mujibar to do it. You
2:16:42
know, because they probably only do,
2:16:44
they do it for a, oh,
2:16:47
do you got something? Tell me
2:16:49
this isn't her? It's just at
2:16:51
8 o'clock. That's your lady who
2:16:53
said you're feeling alone and horny,
2:16:55
can I ride your... That's Muji
2:16:57
bar. Muji bar wants to ride
2:16:59
your beat. And what's amazing to
2:17:01
me is that Muji bar has
2:17:03
all of these photos from the
2:17:05
actual girl. You know, and he's
2:17:08
like, I don't know, which one
2:17:10
do you think? I was saying,
2:17:12
yeah. That was pretty good. Yeah.
2:17:14
He says that. Wow. This one
2:17:16
will be good too. Oh, this
2:17:18
will get him. And I'm sure
2:17:20
it does for some guys. Oh,
2:17:22
yeah. Like I said, I mean,
2:17:24
I think it's hundreds of millions
2:17:27
of dollars that dudes are thinking
2:17:29
that they're impressing one of these
2:17:31
only fans models. It's like relationship
2:17:33
gaming kind of like it's weird.
2:17:35
Yep. Well, you see it play
2:17:37
out on Twitch when there's a
2:17:39
pretty girl that has a stream.
2:17:41
These dudes are throwing mountains of
2:17:43
money and they're just trying to...
2:17:45
They'll give them like thousands of
2:17:48
dollars at a time. Notice me.
2:17:50
Notice me. Don't waste your cash.
2:17:52
No. Don't waste your cash. Coming
2:17:54
up in a Mexican minute. Why
2:17:56
has Speedy Gonzales just been arrested?
2:17:58
Let's get to that. Let's
2:18:06
break for a Mexican minute. Okay,
2:18:08
fun fact. There is actually a
2:18:10
guy in this world with the
2:18:13
legal name of Speedy Gonzales. I
2:18:15
love it. and accused of a
2:18:17
shoplifting spree from the self-checkout lanes
2:18:20
at North Georgia Walmart stores. It'd
2:18:22
be a real terrible thing to
2:18:24
do if your last name was
2:18:27
Gonzales. Yeah. To name your kid
2:18:29
Speedy. As you should have said
2:18:31
before, that leads to a life
2:18:34
of crime. Yep. And look. And
2:18:36
it did. For this guy, it
2:18:38
absolutely did. to rest of the
2:18:41
man accused. Speedy Gonzales. They say
2:18:43
that he'd pick out a large
2:18:45
item that would serve as a
2:18:48
container, like a trash can or
2:18:50
a mailbox, and then he'd fill
2:18:52
that with all sorts of other
2:18:55
Walmart merchandise. Right. nicotine products, gum,
2:18:57
anything he could shove in there.
2:18:59
Then he'd do a quick scan
2:19:02
at the checkout of just the
2:19:04
one larger item, but not pay
2:19:06
for any of the stuff that
2:19:09
he had then put inside. Just
2:19:11
to getting a garbage king. They
2:19:13
believe Speedy Gonzales got away with
2:19:16
$20,000 in merchandise doing this. That's
2:19:18
impressive. Wow. It really is. Like
2:19:20
Walmart's like on top of that
2:19:23
I thought. He's like, not today!
2:19:25
It looks like they've caught him
2:19:27
a few times. I think, oh
2:19:30
yeah, Speedy Gonzales is... See, that's
2:19:32
what I said. You name your
2:19:34
kid Speedy Gonzales? Life is gonna
2:19:37
suck for him, and it's gonna
2:19:39
turn out bad, and it has.
2:19:41
He's been in the news many...
2:19:44
Yeah, look at all the different
2:19:46
mudshod. Mail fraud, all sorts of
2:19:48
different things. Whoopsie. Whoopsie, whoopsies. Change
2:19:51
your name. Yeah. Let's go with
2:19:53
like Roger, something. Roger guns out.
2:19:55
Butter life, I got. Probably would
2:19:58
change some stuff. Oh, speedy. I
2:20:00
mean, honestly, though, if your name
2:20:02
was speedy, the kids were... They
2:20:05
were going to just tease you
2:20:07
so much. You're going to be
2:20:09
affected. And by the way, Walmart
2:20:12
is now on to this scam,
2:20:14
so if you think you want
2:20:16
to give it a go after
2:20:19
hearing about Speedy Gonzales, just be
2:20:21
advised all Walmart stores are aware
2:20:23
and are now checking every large
2:20:26
item that is going through the
2:20:28
self-checkout. Are they... Shouldn't they always
2:20:30
have been? Yes. Every single time?
2:20:33
Yes. Like someone buys a suitcase
2:20:35
and they just wheel it out
2:20:37
full of stuff? Ah, there you
2:20:40
go. It looks like they can't
2:20:42
even lift it. Yeah, it's 40
2:20:44
pounds. Just a suitcase? They always
2:20:47
should have been looking. Well, it'll
2:20:49
always be like somebody will be
2:20:51
like just one can of ravioli
2:20:54
and then they've got like $80
2:20:56
worth of electronics. Oh, yeah. Don't
2:20:58
give your kid a wacky name.
2:21:01
No. It will come back to
2:21:03
haunt them. Absolutely. Absolutely. Those are
2:21:05
my thoughts. Not yours. I'm Dave
2:21:08
and Dave and Dave and Chuck
2:21:10
the freak the freak the freak.
2:21:12
Some influencers inspire fashion, others inspire
2:21:14
fitness, and some make you want
2:21:17
to try some butt stuff. Let
2:21:19
us influence you on Instagram. Follow
2:21:21
us at Dave and Chuck De
2:21:24
Freak. I don't know what I
2:21:26
did during that last segment, but
2:21:28
I feel like I dislocated my
2:21:31
shoulder. I don't know. I don't
2:21:33
know, but it hurts so much.
2:21:35
Did I wait? Did I do?
2:21:38
What did I do? God! That's
2:21:40
it, huh? We can't even wave
2:21:42
anymore. We're getting so old. Just
2:21:45
located it during a radio show.
2:21:47
Hey! I lifted my arm over
2:21:49
top of my shoulder. I don't
2:21:52
know what I did, but it
2:21:54
looks like a moto. Damn it!
2:21:56
Oh. All right, we'll take a
2:21:59
break and I'll try and take
2:22:01
some. When we come back, what
2:22:03
dirty stuff has a lunch lady
2:22:06
been up to? Are more victims
2:22:08
of the Bourbon Street Hooker-Hussler coming
2:22:10
forward? What special talent did an
2:22:13
11-year-old wow people with at his
2:22:15
school's talent show? We'll get to
2:22:17
that and much more when we
2:22:20
return right after this. All right,
2:22:22
Officer Chuck, Officer Andy, got your
2:22:24
next job for you, but you're
2:22:27
just gonna go to this tiny
2:22:29
little place in Bakersfield and arrest
2:22:31
the entire Hells Angels group there.
2:22:34
Oh, right. That should be easy.
2:22:36
Every single one of them must
2:22:38
be arrested. Oh, wow. All right.
2:22:41
Okay. I'll do that right after
2:22:43
lunch. An entire hell's angel's chapter
2:22:45
was arrested in California this week.
2:22:48
Damn. There's one just down the
2:22:50
street over here. A club? A
2:22:52
motorcycle! I drive past it every
2:22:55
day. Oh yeah, I just keep
2:22:57
to myself. Well yeah, I don't
2:22:59
see a picture you going in
2:23:02
there. Is this like a club
2:23:04
anybody can come in? I love
2:23:06
clubs! I have a member of
2:23:09
the Sam club, Costco, Sam club.
2:23:11
What club is this? Can I
2:23:13
get a card? Joe to fight
2:23:16
your club. I went and they
2:23:18
all beat the crap out of
2:23:20
me and said I did. and
2:23:30
Chuck DeFree. Back here with you
2:23:32
on Dave and Chuck DeFree coming
2:23:34
up. What dirty stuff has a
2:23:36
lunch lady been up to? How
2:23:38
did a couple lose their life
2:23:40
savings in a real estate scam?
2:23:42
And what special talent did an
2:23:44
11 year old wow people with
2:23:46
at his school's talent show? That's
2:23:48
all coming up. First though, Chuck,
2:23:50
let's say you were with a
2:23:52
hooker. Which I have been. And
2:23:54
then something happened. That hooker was
2:23:56
arrested. Would you come forward? Oh,
2:23:58
you mean like she killed that
2:24:00
guy? Yes, that's the one I'm
2:24:02
talking about. The bourbon street hustler.
2:24:04
But I lived. But you didn't
2:24:06
ever report it because you were
2:24:08
embarrassed it was a hooker after
2:24:10
all. What? Okay, here's a question.
2:24:13
So you're trying to come to
2:24:15
the defense of the hooker? No.
2:24:17
No. No. You're speaking out against
2:24:19
your, you're just outing yourself as
2:24:21
being in relations with her. Right.
2:24:23
So that their case against her
2:24:25
is strong. How much more strong
2:24:27
is the case against this woman?
2:24:29
If I come forward, I feel
2:24:31
like I would much rather let
2:24:33
everyone else... They can come forward
2:24:35
and you would just be quiet.
2:24:37
You know, I would maybe just
2:24:39
chill. These three guys all have
2:24:41
come for him so far. So
2:24:43
there's enough of them, so I'm
2:24:45
just going to stay home. More
2:24:47
victims of the so-called Bourbon Street
2:24:49
Hustler have come forward to speak
2:24:51
out against what she did to
2:24:53
them. Here's their story now. Take
2:24:55
a listen. These three men never
2:24:57
knew each other, but they have
2:24:59
a unique connection. They say they
2:25:01
were all victims of the same
2:25:03
Bourbon Street hustler who was accused
2:25:05
of drugging a sports reporter to
2:25:07
death during Super Bowl weekend. Jason
2:25:09
Eggley, Eric Mall, and David Butler
2:25:11
all say they crossed paths with
2:25:13
this alleged hustler in New Orleans,
2:25:15
French quarter. What's been like for
2:25:17
you to meet other victims of
2:25:20
this woman? It's been a great
2:25:22
support for me. The men all
2:25:24
say they've decided to come forward
2:25:26
following the death of Telemundo reporter
2:25:28
aided Manzano, whose body was discovered
2:25:30
in his hotel room over Super
2:25:32
Bowl weekend. David Butler says his
2:25:34
nightmare started when he met the
2:25:36
woman, Dennett Colbert, at a big
2:25:38
easy bar. She was with another
2:25:40
woman. My drink was starting to
2:25:42
get low and so was theirs
2:25:44
and so asked if they wanted
2:25:46
another round. I came back and
2:25:48
finished up. what was left of
2:25:50
my first drink and immediately just
2:25:52
started feeling very wooly and I
2:25:54
knew something wasn't right. He says
2:25:56
Danette Colbert put him in a
2:25:58
taxi and took him home. When
2:26:00
he woke up hours later his
2:26:02
wallet and cell phone were gone.
2:26:04
The best way of maybe describing
2:26:06
what it was like is going
2:26:08
under general anesthesia and coming out
2:26:10
of it on both sides is.
2:26:12
You know, you're there and then
2:26:14
you're not. Jason Eggley says he
2:26:16
was at a French quarter bar
2:26:18
when he thinks somebody spiked his
2:26:20
drink. He called an Uber. Danette
2:26:22
Colbert, he says, pulled up in
2:26:24
a car posing as his Uber
2:26:26
driver. And there's a discrepancy about
2:26:29
where we're supposed to be going.
2:26:31
Wow. Danette was driving, asked to
2:26:33
see my Uber app, I opened
2:26:35
up the app, I handed my
2:26:37
phone, and then she's like, I
2:26:39
don't think I'm your Uber. So
2:26:41
she lets us off and she
2:26:43
has me my phone. And it's
2:26:45
dead. She's like, oh yeah, your
2:26:47
phone died. I go home, plug
2:26:49
my phone in, go to sleep,
2:26:51
wake up, pick up the phone,
2:26:53
not my phone. Eric Mall says
2:26:55
he also got picked up by
2:26:57
Colbert when she posed as an
2:26:59
Uber driver. I hand her my
2:27:01
phone unlocked and, you know, through
2:27:03
some slight of hand, she passes
2:27:05
me back a different phone after
2:27:07
I do that. They all say
2:27:09
they reported what happened to them
2:27:11
to police, but they say that
2:27:13
law enforcement was slow to act.
2:27:15
They all believe that the so-called
2:27:17
Bourbon Street Hustler should have been
2:27:19
in jail years ago. I've searched
2:27:21
her name every week since the
2:27:23
day that she drove me, just
2:27:25
knowing that she was going to
2:27:27
strike again. So it's different. It's
2:27:29
not like you hired her. She...
2:27:31
No, she drugs you. Yeah, she
2:27:33
must like approach you and then
2:27:36
like slips on menu deck or
2:27:38
something. Yeah, the first guy maybe,
2:27:40
it sounds like he was chatting
2:27:42
them up at the bar. Yeah,
2:27:44
probably talking and joking around and
2:27:46
she, she drugged him. Yeah, the
2:27:48
other two guys, yeah, it was
2:27:50
a weird. She has someone drugging
2:27:52
people. Or it's her. Or it's
2:27:54
her. And then she's like, okay,
2:27:56
this guy, I've drugged him, I
2:27:58
know he's gonna want to want
2:28:00
to leave. Right. It's a well
2:28:02
thought out plan. Yeah. How do
2:28:04
you even know they're going to
2:28:06
order an Uber? Yeah, she's doing
2:28:08
the same things. You know, she's
2:28:10
like, oh, let me see, let
2:28:12
me see your phone. Yeah, she's
2:28:14
really busy. Yeah, she's like snagging
2:28:16
dudes left and right. And then
2:28:18
obviously she just got the drug
2:28:20
mixture wrong. Yes, right with that
2:28:22
one guy and he died. Yeah,
2:28:24
she just gave me too much.
2:28:26
Or like me. I just can
2:28:28
probably don't need a lot. Yeah,
2:28:30
that's true. Put me out forever.
2:28:32
Put me out forever. I gave
2:28:34
Dave two extra strength Kyle and
2:28:36
all to him. He died. He
2:28:38
never woke up. He never woke
2:28:40
up again. Well, another day, another
2:28:42
school employee in trouble. This time,
2:28:45
it's a lunch lady. I don't
2:28:47
like that. A lunch lady? I
2:28:49
don't like that at all. We're
2:28:51
off to Lauderdale County, where a
2:28:53
school employee has confessed to having
2:28:55
sex with a student on two
2:28:57
separate occasions. 41 year old Amy
2:28:59
Nicole Wiginton was arrested on two
2:29:01
counts of school employee engaging in
2:29:03
a sex act lunch
2:29:05
ladies lunch ladies are getting in
2:29:07
on it should have seen my
2:29:10
lunch ladies home my god terrifying
2:29:12
women and large and in charge
2:29:14
as we said that's probably how
2:29:16
they all should be yeah right
2:29:18
yeah then there's no temptation yeah
2:29:20
according to the document she waived
2:29:23
her rights and confessed to having
2:29:25
sexual intercourse with this student on
2:29:27
two separate occasions The school board
2:29:29
issued a statement saying they are
2:29:31
aware of the allegations and the
2:29:33
lunch lady has been placed on
2:29:36
administrative leave. They say they continue
2:29:38
to cooperate with law enforcement officials
2:29:40
and have no further comment at
2:29:42
this time. Are you implying that
2:29:44
there is temptation here? Well, I
2:29:46
mean, you've seen worse, right? Yeah.
2:29:49
It's just horrible, just don't do
2:29:51
that. I mean, uh... Not all...
2:29:53
lunch ladies are gross. They're not.
2:29:55
Yeah, there I'm sure some attractive.
2:29:57
Well, yeah, there's a lot. there.
2:29:59
Yeah. Some cool lunch ladies. But
2:30:02
I wouldn't say she's incredibly attractive,
2:30:04
but there's worse. There's been worse.
2:30:06
Much worse lunch ladies through the
2:30:08
years. Damn. Yeah, as well. I
2:30:10
just never thought about banging in
2:30:12
the lunch lady, you know, like,
2:30:15
but the lunch lady also never
2:30:17
threw herself at me, I guess.
2:30:19
Right. I've never been seduced by
2:30:21
a lunch lady. Kind of a
2:30:23
little bit with those cookies. Oh
2:30:25
yeah, they always had fresh chocolate
2:30:28
and cookies. They did know how
2:30:30
to get me to buy those.
2:30:32
Our food was terrible. Oh, I
2:30:34
never got the real food. There
2:30:36
was nothing like for us. Like,
2:30:38
yeah. I was, I was unsaducable.
2:30:41
We had oatmeal chocolate chip, freshly
2:30:43
baked oatmeal chocolate chip. They could
2:30:45
still get me, the lunch thing
2:30:47
can still get me with that.
2:30:49
Oh yeah, yeah, oatmeal chocolate chip.
2:30:51
No, no, oatmeal chocolate chip. My
2:30:54
lunch ladies were nice and cool.
2:30:56
Yeah. Yeah, they were nice to
2:30:58
us too. But you didn't want
2:31:00
to bang him. I had no
2:31:02
I don't I don't think they
2:31:04
wanted to bang me. Yeah sure
2:31:07
but not anymore everyone's banging everybody.
2:31:09
It is nuts man. It's just
2:31:11
wild. Well make sure your doctor
2:31:13
is a doctor. There's a dude
2:31:15
in Miami known to patients as
2:31:17
Dr. Wilson Munoz. He was a
2:31:20
prominently advertised cosmetic surgeon and also
2:31:22
did medical supplements. Well turns out
2:31:24
He was not a doctor at
2:31:26
all. He was a self-proclaimed doctor.
2:31:28
He worked out of a surgical
2:31:30
center in the heart of Miami's
2:31:33
little Havana neighborhood, but now deputies
2:31:35
say he had no right to
2:31:37
perform any procedures in Florida, as
2:31:39
he wasn't a licensed doctor. He
2:31:41
is just a surgical assistant, and
2:31:43
now they have busted the 60-year-old
2:31:46
guy. It's crazy when people jump
2:31:48
right into surgery. They do, they
2:31:50
just go for it, huh? Especially
2:31:52
cosmetic surgery. Yeah, that's it. People
2:31:54
take risks that they shouldn't do.
2:31:56
This dude, tell you what. What
2:31:59
a human being is, he used
2:32:01
his elderly mother as a human
2:32:03
shield when the cops bust into
2:32:05
his place. A good guy. What
2:32:07
a good guy. Tells you everything
2:32:09
about him. Right? Yeah, his mother
2:32:12
is a human shield. I just,
2:32:14
how are the people that got
2:32:16
the work done by him? They
2:32:18
can't be looking good. No, come
2:32:20
on. Not at all. Tons of
2:32:22
reports of people that have now
2:32:25
come forward to say that. Stuff
2:32:27
wasn't done right. Yeah. Oh, yeah
2:32:30
Well, he looks like he's had
2:32:32
some stuff. Oh for sure he
2:32:34
has He gave his cheeks and
2:32:36
stuff gave his own face a
2:32:39
try I think oh for sure
2:32:41
He's got his puffy cheeks. Yeah,
2:32:43
he's done some stuff to himself.
2:32:46
You can see it there All
2:32:48
right another day in another story
2:32:50
too about real estate scams this
2:32:52
time this couple says they lost
2:32:55
their life savings in this scam
2:32:57
as the fraud is targeting home
2:32:59
buyers. Here's their story now. Take
2:33:01
a listen. After months of grueling
2:33:04
house hunting, Reagan Bartlow and her
2:33:06
husband found their dream home. You
2:33:08
can see the finish line. All
2:33:10
we had to do was fire
2:33:13
the money and then go sign
2:33:15
the papers and then in a
2:33:17
matter of minutes it all came
2:33:19
crashing down. Days before the closing,
2:33:22
she got an email that looked
2:33:24
like every other email she'd received
2:33:26
from her title company. Congratulations, we'll
2:33:29
be ready to close on Wednesday
2:33:31
and all you have to do
2:33:33
is go ahead and wire your
2:33:35
funds and that way all you
2:33:38
have to do is come in
2:33:40
and sign. It made perfect sense.
2:33:42
Reagan followed the wiring instructions but
2:33:44
on the day of closing got
2:33:47
a terrifying call from her realtor.
2:33:49
You haven't been talking to the
2:33:51
title lawyer and at that point
2:33:53
my whole world fell apart because
2:33:56
I had already wired. all the
2:33:58
down payment money for our house
2:34:00
and it was about two hundred
2:34:02
and fifty five thousand dollars and
2:34:05
so our next egg our savings
2:34:07
everything at that moment was gone.
2:34:09
It's happening unfortunately every single day
2:34:12
multiple times a day. Tom Cronkwright
2:34:14
is the founder of certified a
2:34:16
technology company that helps prevent wire
2:34:18
fraud. Your best case scenario is
2:34:21
a consumer losing their down payment.
2:34:23
Your worst case scenario is your
2:34:25
your cash buyer. and their entire
2:34:27
life savings is gone in a
2:34:30
single wire transfer. You've seen that
2:34:32
happen? I see it happen almost
2:34:34
daily, if not multiple times a
2:34:36
day. Crockwright started certified after becoming
2:34:39
a victim in 2015. losing $180,000.
2:34:41
And the reality of it is,
2:34:43
these are some of the most
2:34:45
sophisticated bad actors that have invested
2:34:48
hundreds of millions of dollars into
2:34:50
their own trade craft. Crunkwright works
2:34:52
with banks and title companies to
2:34:55
prevent the crimes and with federal
2:34:57
law enforcement to triage them. Global,
2:34:59
organized crime syndicates and cartels are
2:35:01
often behind these billion-dollar operations. Skillfully
2:35:04
hacking into financial institutions, real estate
2:35:06
companies, and law firms to get
2:35:08
everything they need to impersonate a
2:35:10
trusted advisor. So when somebody like
2:35:13
Reagan gets an email to wire
2:35:15
her down payment for closing, there's
2:35:17
nothing suspicious about it. The email
2:35:19
that includes the payment request with
2:35:22
wiring instructions isn't coming out of
2:35:24
the blue. It's tacked on. to
2:35:26
a threat of emails that they've
2:35:28
been having for two, three, four
2:35:31
weeks. Known losses are estimated at
2:35:33
about $500 million a year, but
2:35:35
Crunkwright says that number may represent
2:35:38
as little as 10% placing actual
2:35:40
losses closer to $5 billion annually.
2:35:42
Losses most people never recover. I
2:35:44
would love to be able to
2:35:47
be made whole in this situation.
2:35:49
I don't know that that's going
2:35:51
to happen, but... I do know
2:35:53
that if I tell the story,
2:35:56
maybe I can help somebody else
2:35:58
because I wouldn't wish this on
2:36:00
anyone. Well, especially because she put
2:36:02
a 250,000... $1,000 deposit down. That's
2:36:05
a weird way to buy a
2:36:07
house, right? No, I don't think
2:36:09
so. Like a whole house. If
2:36:11
you sell a house, sometimes you'll
2:36:14
have a double house and you
2:36:16
put it in the new house.
2:36:18
I guess so. That kind of
2:36:21
thing. And calling it a down
2:36:23
payment, it's just you're putting as
2:36:25
much as you can in, so
2:36:27
the mortgage is lower, right? Yeah.
2:36:30
That's the way to do it.
2:36:32
We had to wire money. you
2:36:34
know you go through the process
2:36:36
by the way yeah you're welcome
2:36:39
to the bank of Chuck yeah
2:36:41
no it was that was how
2:36:43
they did it and but of
2:36:45
course you know you verify well
2:36:48
if you're talking to the actual
2:36:50
person you know right you know
2:36:52
getting an email and just sending
2:36:54
money. Not even sure what it
2:36:57
means to like wire money. To
2:36:59
me, that's like, it's like Morse
2:37:01
Code or something. You're like, don't,
2:37:04
don't, don't, don't. One bank basically
2:37:06
sends it to another bank. That's
2:37:08
like a transfer. Yeah, transfer. Yeah,
2:37:10
transfer. Treasure between financial institutions. Right.
2:37:13
Yeah. And that you can't really
2:37:15
facilitate yourself. They have to do
2:37:17
it. But you just have to
2:37:19
be really, when you're working with
2:37:22
that amount of money. You got
2:37:24
to triple check everything you're doing.
2:37:26
making sure that it's going to
2:37:28
go into the right place. Well,
2:37:31
there's an 11-year-old boy who apparently
2:37:33
wowed at his school talent show.
2:37:35
So did I. In Oklahoma. Not
2:37:37
in Oklahoma. Because he can imitate
2:37:40
50 different birds. Oh, mine is
2:37:42
cooler than that. Here's the story
2:37:44
from CVS News. Not a Robin,
2:37:47
nor a Tufted Tit Mouse. Those
2:37:49
sounds are all coming from a
2:37:51
Samuel. An 11-year-old Samuel Henderson. Samuel,
2:37:53
who was autistic and has Tourette
2:37:56
syndrome, can perfectly imitate 50 birds.
2:37:58
What's the hardest bird to do?
2:38:00
Probably the barn swallow. How does
2:38:02
that go? That's pretty good. I
2:38:05
will come on, that's pretty good.
2:38:07
It's something. It sounds like birds.
2:38:09
Yeah, we were pretty impressed with
2:38:11
them the last time we saw.
2:38:14
I'm constantly impressed with people that
2:38:16
can make birds out. Yeah, some
2:38:18
people say that I swallowed birds,
2:38:20
but you haven't swallowed any birds.
2:38:23
No, well, chickens. True. The kid
2:38:25
is a born entertainer. We eat
2:38:27
chicken. Yeah, I got like that.
2:38:30
But since he mostly practiced his
2:38:32
calls on the playground, alone along
2:38:34
the back fence, a lot of
2:38:36
kids at his Choctaw Oklahoma school
2:38:39
hadn't ever heard. Until the annual
2:38:41
Nacoma Park Intermediate School Talent Show.
2:38:43
Samuel really wanted to compete. But
2:38:45
no kid from Special Ed had
2:38:48
ever participated. And this would be
2:38:50
mostly singing and dancing and band
2:38:52
instruments. So bird sounds, his mother
2:38:54
was nervous. The sunken's can be
2:38:57
mean. And the thought of that
2:38:59
happening to him on stage in
2:39:01
front of the whole school. You
2:39:03
would have been the mean guy
2:39:06
to the birdman? I would have
2:39:08
tried not to be. But that's
2:39:10
my best sometimes the dark side
2:39:13
winds on a cool bird noises,
2:39:15
but I would have been pretty
2:39:17
pissed if I would have got
2:39:19
beat He won, huh? Yeah, I
2:39:22
don't know I mean I'll just
2:39:24
break my heart I don't know
2:39:26
we'll find out But Lori says
2:39:28
his teacher convinced her that Samuel
2:39:31
needed to spread his wings so
2:39:33
to speak so he took to
2:39:35
the stage At first the other
2:39:37
kids didn't know what to think
2:39:40
It really sounded like there was
2:39:42
a bird in the building exactly
2:39:44
like I was like, what is
2:39:46
this? But as he continued and
2:39:49
laid his passion bare, jaws dropped.
2:39:51
The crowd came alive and Samuel
2:39:53
was not only accepted, he was
2:39:56
admired. Like a lot of courage
2:39:58
to get yourself up there. He
2:40:00
ate it. I don't think I
2:40:02
saw one single kid like not
2:40:05
clapping their hands. The kids are
2:40:07
roaring. I was so happy to
2:40:09
see him living his dreams. My
2:40:11
heart went just exploded. It's been
2:40:14
almost a year since that talent
2:40:16
show and guess who now rocks
2:40:18
the playground? Samuel. That's who. can
2:40:20
do a peacock it goes like
2:40:23
this now that's something to grow
2:40:25
I just would have been pissed
2:40:27
because I spent a lot of
2:40:29
time on my little routine and
2:40:32
I would have done it well
2:40:34
I would have thought in my
2:40:36
heart of hearts I was better
2:40:39
but I believe that it is
2:40:41
a good story yeah and like
2:40:43
I would have been I would
2:40:45
have been like who's in this?
2:40:48
The autistic kid is doing it.
2:40:50
Oh no. I don't stand a
2:40:52
chance. What's he gonna do? He's
2:40:54
got bird? Bird props. Can't beat
2:40:57
the props. He can't do it.
2:40:59
So I would have been upset.
2:41:01
Yeah, I would have been upset.
2:41:03
They never did say if he
2:41:06
won. No, they didn't, did they?
2:41:08
I don't think he won. I
2:41:10
just think they've laughed. Yeah. You
2:41:12
think they would have said that.
2:41:15
He won on the playground. Because
2:41:17
all light is kids. Because he
2:41:19
lives to just be alone by
2:41:22
the back fence. When everyone else
2:41:24
was playing, he'd go to the
2:41:26
back fence and practice his bird
2:41:28
noise. And I mean, I'm, if
2:41:31
I don't know what's going on
2:41:33
there and I'm a young kid,
2:41:35
I'm like, hey man, we probably
2:41:37
are going to go play over
2:41:40
there. He's just, he's squawking over
2:41:42
there, so we don't know what's
2:41:44
up. You know, you don't know
2:41:46
as a kid, what's up, you're
2:41:49
right. Let's go. Luckily they gave
2:41:51
him a chance. They did at
2:41:53
the end now that they know
2:41:55
and now he's the cool bird
2:41:58
guy. Right. Yeah. All
2:42:00
right, you're right. In some food news.
2:42:02
How much do you love a crab
2:42:04
rangoon? You like him, right, Andy? Sometimes
2:42:07
I got Mayo in them and I'm
2:42:09
not a fan. Oh, yeah. I don't
2:42:11
like them. You don't? No. Well, if
2:42:14
it does have mayo in it. But
2:42:16
they've got cream cheese, it's all right.
2:42:18
A Chinese restaurant in Chicago will give
2:42:20
you free appetizersers for life, including crab
2:42:23
rang and egg rolls and stuff. All
2:42:25
you have to do? Get a tattoo
2:42:27
of their logo. I mean,
2:42:30
it better be good. I mean,
2:42:32
they gotta be a good place.
2:42:34
There's a lot of not so
2:42:36
good in that realm. It has
2:42:38
to be killer. But if I
2:42:40
found a killer place, I would
2:42:42
consider putting a tattoo on it
2:42:44
so that it like, just don't
2:42:46
go away. I always lose my
2:42:48
good Chinese food places. I think
2:42:50
it's just, isn't Chinese writing? I
2:42:52
think that's what it is. Which
2:42:54
wouldn't be too bad, right? Right.
2:42:56
Yeah, I mean like depending on
2:42:58
what it says I was gonna
2:43:00
say like it just says like
2:43:02
a total fat ass food No,
2:43:04
it's probably says like friendship Chinese
2:43:06
restaurant Okay, that's what it's called.
2:43:08
Yeah, it's the name of the
2:43:10
restaurant. No Yeah, you have to
2:43:12
get tattooed with the restaurant's logo
2:43:14
in order to qualify for this
2:43:17
free appetizers for life promotion Yeah,
2:43:19
I never liked anything enough to
2:43:21
get like a tattoo of it.
2:43:23
No tattooed customers will be entitled
2:43:25
to one free appetizer per visit
2:43:27
The list includes angry long beans
2:43:29
in a spicy Kung Pow sauce
2:43:31
Hong Hong Kong style egg rolls
2:43:33
Chicken wings in a sweet and
2:43:35
spicy sauce pretty good salt and
2:43:37
pepper tofu tossed with five spice.
2:43:39
I'm good. Oh and crab ringoons
2:43:41
Yeah, I do like crab ringoons.
2:43:43
I think they're good I just
2:43:45
got back into Chinese food You
2:43:47
found a spot? I did. Yeah,
2:43:49
that's what it takes. It takes
2:43:51
some time. Yep, that's what it
2:43:53
takes. You find a spot and
2:43:55
then you're like, ooh. you don't
2:43:57
want to tell anybody else but
2:43:59
at the same time you want
2:44:01
them to do okay yeah yeah
2:44:03
we we lost our spot because
2:44:06
we moved see that's it you
2:44:08
lose the spot you have to
2:44:10
be on the hunt well we
2:44:12
don't really have it that haven't
2:44:14
had a spot in years yeah
2:44:16
I just found one in the
2:44:18
in the area here yeah it's
2:44:20
alright okay you too as you
2:44:22
speak out quite well about the
2:44:24
places you love would you get
2:44:26
a dairy queen or a potley
2:44:28
tattoo for a discount for life.
2:44:30
It's not really worth it for
2:44:32
me now. I'll just like get
2:44:34
the burrito. I'll save up if
2:44:36
I have to. If I was
2:44:38
a young man with no problems,
2:44:40
I would have strongly considered that.
2:44:42
Before the diabetes, yeah, I would
2:44:44
have strongly considered it. Post diabetes,
2:44:46
it's not worth it. Yeah, it's
2:44:48
not really. You know, but you
2:44:50
wouldn't get a Chipotle logo for
2:44:52
a free burrito a day. No,
2:44:55
probably not. I mean, like I
2:44:57
would absolutely not actually. It's a
2:44:59
tough sell to like get into
2:45:01
an intimate situation and then someone's
2:45:03
like, what does your tattoo? And
2:45:05
you're like, Chipotle. Yeah, that's true.
2:45:07
You almost have to do it
2:45:09
like, oh, that's my grandpa. He's
2:45:11
just standing next to that sign
2:45:13
right that says Chipotle, but that's
2:45:15
my Grandpa. That's my grandfather's my
2:45:17
family members Would you get an
2:45:19
ice cream parlors tattooed on you
2:45:21
if it was free ice cream
2:45:23
for life? No, no No, no,
2:45:25
it's a lot and it's a
2:45:27
lot of local stuff too. So
2:45:29
it wouldn't even make sense, right
2:45:31
It would just look like I
2:45:33
had a man's name tattooed on
2:45:35
me. That man's name is ring.
2:45:37
That is like Frank or Clark.
2:45:39
How do I explain that one?
2:45:41
And then you start hula-hooping, that's
2:45:44
a whole thing. Well, of course,
2:45:46
I'm hula-hoop, yeah, for sure. Yeah,
2:45:48
I don't think I'd ever get
2:45:50
a tattoo anyway, but anything. Yeah,
2:45:52
me too, like I'm not, I
2:45:54
don't have any tattoos, and, um,
2:45:56
yeah, I'm starting. now to be
2:45:58
the dad of the kids that
2:46:00
are interested in tattoos and it's
2:46:02
very hard. My oldest keeps threatening
2:46:04
to do it. Yeah. And he's
2:46:06
at an age now where I
2:46:08
can't stop him, you know. Yeah.
2:46:10
No. I don't think it's the
2:46:12
best idea, but whatever. Maybe wait.
2:46:14
And like, well, it's like, I
2:46:16
just want to get like a
2:46:18
small face tattoo and I'm like,
2:46:20
yeah. Yeah. Small face. A couple
2:46:22
of teardrops. Nothing huge. Would you
2:46:24
drink a dirty pasta water martini?
2:46:26
Nope. Negative. I don't want pasta
2:46:28
anything to do with drinks. This
2:46:30
is the new hip thing, I
2:46:33
guess, in New York City. The
2:46:35
espresso martini is being pushed aside
2:46:37
with the dirty pasta water martini.
2:46:39
They're adding Parmesan. Gross. and different
2:46:41
things. They're like bloody marries it
2:46:43
that way, right? Like they put
2:46:45
a lot of weird stuff in
2:46:47
my, I don't know about martinis.
2:46:49
Blue cheese, olives. Yeah, they got
2:46:51
like olives and stuff in it.
2:46:53
They put blue cheese, blue cheese
2:46:55
ones in it? Yeah. Oh yeah,
2:46:57
that's what Amber gets. She gets
2:46:59
a filthy martini with blue cheese
2:47:01
olives. Yeah. Tons of booze, right?
2:47:03
That's just booze, right? I've never
2:47:05
been there like, oh, you know,
2:47:07
yeah, like that's like half the
2:47:09
martini game is all of stuff.
2:47:11
This dirty pasta water martini actually
2:47:13
started at an Italian restaurant in
2:47:15
Philly and it has taken off
2:47:17
since you just swap the drive
2:47:19
remove out for used pasta water.
2:47:22
It's another thing I know nothing
2:47:24
about is vermouth. That's okay. I
2:47:26
think it's okay. That'd be a
2:47:28
wild drink to just choose, right?
2:47:30
Yeah. I only drink for a
2:47:32
movie. Just a vermouth. Generally, you
2:47:34
don't drink for me. I don't
2:47:36
know. I dare anyone to even
2:47:38
just order that. I don't know
2:47:40
what it tastes like. Vermouth. So
2:47:42
after your boiler pasta, you cool
2:47:44
the leftover liquid in a shaker.
2:47:46
filled with ice you combine gin
2:47:48
or vodka, the pasta water, and
2:47:50
olive brine and you shake it
2:47:52
vigorously for about 30 seconds until
2:47:54
chilled. Some people even sprinkle some
2:47:56
Parmesan cheese in there. Wouldn't it
2:47:58
be just like some salty water?
2:48:00
Like don't you add some salt
2:48:02
to the water? Just basically like
2:48:04
the olive juice. It's the same
2:48:06
saltiness of it is what you're
2:48:08
going for I guess. Well there's
2:48:11
like so much vodka in a
2:48:13
martini like one will get you
2:48:15
like smashed. Yeah, oh you have
2:48:17
to be careful. Yeah, I remember
2:48:19
when I met, I think it
2:48:21
was last year, we went downtown
2:48:23
with some friends and I had,
2:48:25
I had two, I never drink
2:48:27
Martinez, but we were just sitting
2:48:29
at the bar talking, waiting for
2:48:31
our table that took forever and
2:48:33
I had two Martinez. You had
2:48:35
to hold yourself up. That was
2:48:37
the one that I was in
2:48:39
the bathroom, holding myself up against
2:48:41
the wall. Yeah, they're rough. Two
2:48:43
Martinez in, I'm out. Yeah, I
2:48:45
know they'll blast ya. Like, like,
2:48:47
it's a heavy drink, it's a
2:48:49
heavy drink, it. Yeah, I'm out
2:48:51
of that game. I am too.
2:48:53
I was one and done. That
2:48:55
was my one one time. One
2:48:57
little round with Marti is there
2:49:00
never again. It's cool to me
2:49:02
only because of James Bond. Yeah,
2:49:04
I know. That's it. Like, that's
2:49:06
it. Was that his drink? I
2:49:08
don't know. Yeah, that's the shaken,
2:49:10
not stirred. Yeah, like, that's his
2:49:12
deal, right. You'd have to get
2:49:14
into the Martini game. It could
2:49:16
just be water. You could just
2:49:18
have a glass. I just chilled
2:49:20
water. I'd like some ice water.
2:49:22
Shake it out, sir. In a
2:49:24
martini glass, please. We'll take a
2:49:26
break. And when we come back
2:49:28
in just a moment here on
2:49:30
Dave and Chuck the Freak. Well,
2:49:32
yeah, there's more to come. Yes,
2:49:34
there is. Where is it? Can
2:49:36
I tell you about it? No.
2:49:38
Let's see if I can tell
2:49:40
you about it. What's on the
2:49:42
way here? Yeah, it is in
2:49:44
the garbage. What did our douche
2:49:46
bag of the day do when
2:49:49
Florida business wouldn't give him a
2:49:51
job interview? What three surgeries did
2:49:53
one man get in the same
2:49:55
day and bitches be tripping on
2:49:57
the way after this? Previously, on
2:49:59
Dave in Church of Free. The
2:50:01
single mom of three has been
2:50:03
left with horrific injuries after being
2:50:05
attacked in her Georgia home by
2:50:07
a cluster of highly venomous spiders.
2:50:09
Cluster? Let me just give you
2:50:11
a heads up. She doesn't look
2:50:13
good. I had pulled all the
2:50:15
stuff out and I was back
2:50:17
there cleaning when I got bit.
2:50:19
Her front top lip, there is
2:50:21
a ball of flesh growing on
2:50:23
it that's just dangling out. What
2:50:25
is going on there? And if
2:50:27
that weren't enough, throw in the
2:50:29
eye patch. I believe that she's
2:50:32
always had that if we finally
2:50:34
know. I'm telling you guys
2:50:36
to die. Yes, she has.
2:50:38
On cancerous lymphoma. It's just
2:50:40
crazy that somebody's going to
2:50:43
be like, oh, what happened?
2:50:45
You know, and she's like, oh,
2:50:47
this? A car accident. Is that
2:50:49
what I'm here? I do? No,
2:50:52
spider. Yeah. A cluster of
2:50:54
spiders? Spiders. Spiders took my
2:50:56
eye. And then the lips
2:50:59
growed him. It's from an
2:51:01
accident. and
2:51:08
Chuck the Freak. facebook.com/Dave and
2:51:11
Chuck the Freak. Back here
2:51:13
with you on Dave and
2:51:15
Chuck the Freak. What three
2:51:18
surgeries did one man get
2:51:20
in the same day? What
2:51:22
was a 19-year-old doing with
2:51:24
a street sign that got
2:51:26
him arrested by the cops
2:51:28
and douche bag of the
2:51:30
day on the way? Sir,
2:51:32
knows from the underground. I'm
2:51:34
Dave Hunter. Time now for a
2:51:36
check of the news. You're
2:51:43
a deuce. I'm not a deuce. You're
2:51:45
a stupid deuce. You are so a
2:51:47
deuce. I'm nominating you for the biggest
2:51:50
deuce in the universe award, you
2:51:52
deuce. The deuce bag of the
2:51:54
day. And for that, we go
2:51:56
to St. Petersburg, Florida, where this
2:51:58
deuce bag was charged. After throwing
2:52:00
bottles of his own piss inside
2:52:02
a business, hitting and covering at
2:52:05
least one employee with it. Yeah,
2:52:07
they're called piss missiles. You don't
2:52:09
want to get hit by one.
2:52:11
I know you don't. 51-year-old John
2:52:13
Connachton did more than a thousand
2:52:16
bucks worth of damage at Doors
2:52:18
Molding and More in St. Petersburg.
2:52:20
Yeah. When he threw bottles of
2:52:22
his own piss into the business.
2:52:24
He was pissed. No punentententententent yet.
2:52:26
that they wouldn't give him a
2:52:29
job interview. Oh, do you think
2:52:31
they noticed something was up right
2:52:33
away? Yeah. You know, we're not
2:52:35
a dismissal thrower. Maybe I had
2:52:37
some pisses on me. And you
2:52:39
know what? We're not going to
2:52:42
do that interview. After taking time
2:52:44
to fill multiple bottles with urine.
2:52:46
I assume not at that moment.
2:52:48
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He went
2:52:50
to the front door of the
2:52:53
establishment. And started. Splashing the bottles
2:52:55
into the building. Flashing it. Fermented
2:52:57
urine. Oh God. The urine splattered
2:52:59
on one employee covering him and
2:53:01
his bare legs. He liked it.
2:53:03
Bear legs? You're in shorts. Oh
2:53:06
no. It's a real tragedy to
2:53:08
be in shorts in that moment,
2:53:10
but um... You want full coverage.
2:53:12
Yeah. You do? I mean, there's
2:53:14
no... It's still terrible. I mean,
2:53:16
it's still terrible. I mean, it's
2:53:19
still going to get on your
2:53:21
feet. You don't want yeah, you
2:53:23
don't want that you don't want
2:53:25
the splash of piss. I don't
2:53:27
know another man's in between my
2:53:30
toes I mean, you know, you
2:53:32
don't even want your own pee
2:53:34
on you. I really don't but
2:53:36
another man's bee right oof not
2:53:38
good So no mug shot yet
2:53:40
that I've seen I looked this
2:53:43
morning and Didn't see
2:53:45
it still not out there They
2:53:47
say in addition to felony battery
2:53:49
and criminal mischief. He was charged
2:53:51
with aggravated assault he fled on
2:53:53
foot after throwing his piss and
2:53:55
was chased by the guy that
2:53:57
got the worst of it. Oh
2:53:59
51, huh? 51 One year old
2:54:01
and you're like, I'm gonna fill
2:54:03
up some bottles with P. Okay.
2:54:05
Oh, and he's also a registered
2:54:07
sex event. Oh, damn well. Surprise,
2:54:09
surprise. Oh, so you have a
2:54:11
sex offender's P on you. Could,
2:54:13
I mean, we don't know what
2:54:15
he did. But if I covered
2:54:17
you in my P, is that
2:54:19
a sexual offense? Or is it
2:54:21
just a salt? Would it be
2:54:23
considered? I guess. What is that
2:54:25
is? Maybe it's like battery, right?
2:54:27
Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah,
2:54:29
I wonder if... I'm just saying
2:54:31
maybe the pee thing is this
2:54:33
thing. ejaculate then maybe it's different.
2:54:35
Or if I whipped it out
2:54:37
and everyone saw it. Right, then
2:54:39
that's different. Yeah, it's like any
2:54:42
bodily fluid. Like if you suck,
2:54:44
like spit on somebody, it's like
2:54:46
a different thing. This guy is
2:54:48
odd, so he's a 51 year
2:54:50
old guy, he spread his pee
2:54:52
everywhere, that guy who he got
2:54:54
his piss on runs after him,
2:54:56
at which point he raised his
2:54:58
skateboard in the air as if
2:55:00
to strike him with it. Oh,
2:55:02
is the 51-year-old skateboarder? Well, it's
2:55:04
talent to be able to skateboard
2:55:06
and carry around a bunch of
2:55:08
bottles of piss with you. True.
2:55:10
Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, you don't
2:55:12
want that to happen to you.
2:55:14
No. Yeah, you know probably why
2:55:16
they didn't give him an interview.
2:55:18
Right. When they skateboard and 51-year-old
2:55:20
comes onto your place. Yeah. You
2:55:22
may not think, yeah. He's the
2:55:24
guy we want to hire. Yeah.
2:55:26
Some dead giveaways I think probably
2:55:28
if we had his mug shot
2:55:30
I think it would be crystal
2:55:32
yeah crystal clear sure sometimes you
2:55:34
can judge a book by its
2:55:36
cover sometimes sometimes now a place
2:55:38
in Iowa City say a 19
2:55:40
year old dude was arrested after
2:55:42
he stole a street sign and
2:55:44
then tried to use an obvious
2:55:46
fake ID when officers approached him
2:55:48
McLauvin They said it was an
2:55:51
obvious fake name. So like Phil
2:55:53
McCracken or Bendover or suck me
2:55:55
off, whatever it is, I don't
2:55:57
know. Iowa City Police say Tyler
2:55:59
Benhart was seen walking with a
2:56:01
street. sign that appeared to have
2:56:03
been stolen when they made contact
2:56:05
he smelled strongly of alcohol and
2:56:07
had bloodshot watery eyes and slurred
2:56:09
speech. He also admitted that he
2:56:11
had been drinking. Sure. That's when
2:56:13
he presented this fake driver's license.
2:56:15
They say it was obviously a
2:56:17
fake name but he kept insisting
2:56:19
it was his reality. I'm Shaquille
2:56:21
O'Neill. I think like some cities
2:56:23
have like street signs that like
2:56:25
people just continuously steal because they
2:56:27
got like a silly name right?
2:56:29
When the sign is cool enough.
2:56:31
I would enjoy a street sign.
2:56:33
I don't know what's wrong with
2:56:35
me. I think it's the beginning.
2:56:37
I think it's the beginning of
2:56:39
just like collecting like a steel
2:56:41
sign Yeah, like to me a
2:56:43
stop sign is cool. Yeah, you
2:56:45
know like if it was real
2:56:47
you admire it I would I
2:56:49
would take it I would take
2:56:51
it a yield sign I would
2:56:53
take that I'd hang it up
2:56:55
in my basement. No yeah people
2:56:58
wore my garage. Yeah, I would.
2:57:00
I would never take one that's
2:57:02
being Used but if someone was
2:57:04
like we're thrown away this old
2:57:06
stop sign and be like right
2:57:08
here You'll take it I'll take
2:57:10
it. I'll take that's no. It's
2:57:12
the beginning when officers searched the
2:57:14
guy they found a second fake
2:57:16
ID in his wallet as well
2:57:18
as a THC vape in his
2:57:20
possession So he faces a bunch
2:57:22
of charges now there is his
2:57:24
mug shot. Yeah Yeah standard equipment
2:57:26
I guess exactly I'd love to
2:57:28
know what the obvious fake name
2:57:30
was though. I just, I don't
2:57:32
know. I mean, it's amazing. Because
2:57:34
I feel like he's young, so
2:57:36
it'd be something. I don't think
2:57:38
like it's easy to get it
2:57:40
like a street sign out of
2:57:42
the ground. Oh no, I don't
2:57:44
think, yeah, you've got a, I
2:57:46
don't know how you would do
2:57:48
it in that or guard. Yeah.
2:57:50
But it's very dangerous to steal
2:57:52
street signs. Yeah, a lot of
2:57:54
times someone wants to steal a
2:57:56
stop stop sign. that can lead
2:57:58
to trouble. A man in Canada
2:58:00
is fighting a ridiculous... parking ticket,
2:58:02
the city added a bus stop
2:58:04
in front of his house overnight
2:58:07
without warning him. You wouldn't be
2:58:09
happy. The bus stop is in
2:58:11
front of your house? No, that's
2:58:13
where he normally parks. And now
2:58:15
it's a bus stop, so he
2:58:17
got ticketed for parking at a
2:58:19
bus stop. Oh, they didn't even
2:58:21
write a letter? Nothing. Oh, your
2:58:23
whole existence on that property has
2:58:25
changed. The value just plummeted it.
2:58:27
Yep. Here's his story from CTV
2:58:29
news. Let's take a listen in.
2:58:31
On Westmore Avenue and NDG, parking
2:58:33
spots are hard to come by.
2:58:35
And now there's one less, since
2:58:37
this sign went up on Leno
2:58:39
Montelioni's lawn. But by the time
2:58:41
he found out about it, he
2:58:43
was hit with a $186 fine.
2:58:45
There was no sign the night
2:58:47
before. So he checked his doorbell
2:58:49
camera. This video shows STM agents
2:58:51
putting up the bus stop sign
2:58:53
shortly before 8 AM. And this
2:58:55
video shows a parking agent ticketing
2:58:57
his daughter's car 10 minutes later.
2:58:59
Come on. Monta Leone says he
2:59:01
called the city to explain what
2:59:03
happened. But they told him once
2:59:05
the tickets issued, there's nothing they
2:59:07
can do. Now I got to
2:59:09
waste my time to go test
2:59:11
the ticket. And if they refuse
2:59:13
my contest, I actually got to
2:59:16
go to court to spend four
2:59:18
or five hours in a courtroom
2:59:20
to actually fight a ticket, which...
2:59:22
It's completely wrong. He says the
2:59:24
new sign should have been flagged
2:59:26
well before it went into effect.
2:59:28
Now one bus has passed by
2:59:30
and I think they should notify
2:59:32
it and put up a sign
2:59:34
before their official sign saying there
2:59:36
will be a new sign. The
2:59:38
STM says the sign was put
2:59:40
up because of construction on Sherbrook
2:59:42
Street West. It says residents in
2:59:44
the area are not informed of
2:59:46
the installation or relocation of a
2:59:48
stop, saying there are approximately 10,000
2:59:50
STM bus stops and drivers must
2:59:52
be vigilant. According to Tieri, Rassam
2:59:54
of SOS ticket, it's unfair. There's
2:59:56
nothing he could have done to
2:59:58
prevent this. I mean...
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