Thursday, April 10th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Thursday, April 10th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Released Thursday, 10th April 2025
Good episode? Give it some love!
Thursday, April 10th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Thursday, April 10th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Thursday, April 10th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Thursday, April 10th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Thursday, 10th April 2025
Good episode? Give it some love!
Rate Episode

Episode Transcript

Transcripts are displayed as originally observed. Some content, including advertisements may have changed.

Use Ctrl + F to search

0:03

David Chuck the

0:05

Freak on Instagram

0:07

at David Chuck

0:09

the Freak with

0:12

you on this

0:14

Thursday. It is

0:16

the 10th day of

0:18

April and here on

0:21

the show we're still

0:23

adjusting to being

0:26

live on camera. Yeah, like

0:28

all the time it's great. And

0:30

through the whole show, it's different

0:33

for us. You know, we normally

0:35

release one video every day, which we

0:37

still do, the Peep Show. You

0:39

can find it at David Chuck

0:41

The freak.com and of course, youtube.com/David

0:44

Chuck, just go check it out.

0:46

But now you can go there

0:48

and see the whole show live

0:50

streamed every morning. And so yesterday,

0:52

we had a little glitch. And

0:54

normally when we go to

0:56

commercial break. on air the

0:59

stream goes off and it

1:01

just kind of sometimes it'll

1:03

play a video sometimes it

1:05

won't yeah yeah depends we're

1:07

working on stuff we're still

1:09

figuring stuff out what to

1:11

do during the downtime yeah

1:14

but yesterday it cut back

1:16

live to Chuck and I in

1:18

the studio just waiting out the

1:20

timer But usually Dave you're not

1:22

in here. I literally leave by myself. At

1:25

the end of the show you stay in.

1:27

Yeah, once I've got like by the end

1:29

of the show all my stuff's done. Yeah,

1:31

you're just I'm prepared hanging out. So normally

1:33

I leave between every break to go work

1:35

on more stuff for us to talk about.

1:37

But so the by the end of the

1:39

show the last couple breaks, okay, I just

1:42

sit in here. Sometimes Chuck and I yuck

1:44

it up and chat. Sometimes we don't. Yeah.

1:46

Sometimes we're just doing stuff on our phones

1:48

and you know I had I was sending

1:50

text messages so when it cuts live to

1:52

us we were just both on our

1:54

phones and people oh my god they

1:56

do hate each other. They don't even

1:58

talk to each other. funny like sometimes

2:01

like so Lee it's like towards the

2:03

end of the show like Lisa will

2:05

be out and then like I'll come

2:08

in before Lisa and then it's just

2:10

like me Dave and Chuck and we'll

2:12

sit in silence for oh yeah I

2:14

don't come in too quick because I

2:17

don't want to sit back yeah we

2:19

talk all morning well that's it Once

2:21

exactly we sit and talk for four

2:24

and a half whatever it is hours

2:26

try and save the funny stuff for

2:28

the air. This is the thing and

2:31

that's that's the thing that people don't

2:33

understand like I'll just do go into

2:35

the funny. sitting here with like just

2:37

enduring commercials. And we'll say say say

2:40

that say. And yeah, yeah, and like

2:42

I've heard it, you know, we've all

2:44

done it. We're like, who, who, who,

2:47

who, no, no, no, this is good.

2:49

This is good. Yeah. You know, and

2:51

so I've just learned no, like have

2:54

the conversations when it matters on the.

2:56

on the microphones. Right. You can't get

2:58

burned out on talking. You need to

3:01

not talk for a minute. Yeah, I

3:03

think so too. Can you take a

3:05

break? Sometimes it's how you know you're

3:07

really friends. Right. Exactly, when you can

3:10

sit your room and not. Silence. Yeah.

3:12

Silence is fine. But they said, they

3:14

were like, I knew they weren't friends,

3:17

they're only coworkers. Yeah, they do, they

3:19

hate each other. That's how I was

3:21

firing him up. Where do you go?

3:24

Oh, you see the looks they're giving

3:26

each other? I believe there are shows

3:28

like that though. Oh, yes, I've been

3:31

on one. I've been on one. Well,

3:33

most shows actually end up like that.

3:35

It's hard to be on a show

3:37

like this for many years. I feel

3:40

like to see on the news where

3:42

they're like, you, they're just like, and

3:44

today it's gonna be great. Like, yeah,

3:47

that's pretty common. Actually. I always feel

3:49

like on those shows you eventually like

3:51

get the news where it's, you know,

3:54

oh, it's crazy, but. psycho Steve had

3:56

to leave psycho Steve you lost psycho

3:58

Steve you know like it's just I

4:00

don't know like there's some like I've

4:03

been on a show this was the

4:05

and Dave was perhaps on a show

4:07

where great right but even before like

4:10

when you were just doing the news

4:12

yeah I felt like a therapist Because,

4:14

and I was so stressed every single

4:17

day, just thinking, are these two people

4:19

that hate each other, are we gonna

4:21

make it through one more day? And

4:24

sometimes you did, and sometimes you didn't,

4:26

you know? But if it wasn't for

4:28

that then me and me and Dave

4:30

wouldn't even have a show Yeah, exactly

4:33

so it all works out for a

4:35

reason it works right and then we'll

4:37

just sit in our silence Yeah, sit

4:40

in our happy silence, and I think

4:42

the key really to Dave and I

4:44

is we really never believe this could

4:47

happen No, still don't still can't believe

4:49

it's we were planning our other jobs.

4:51

Yep public relations Dave Yeah, computer Builder

4:54

Chuck. Someone said I saw that accidental

4:56

cut back to the studio during commercial

4:58

break. It was like some weird voyeur

5:00

thing. It felt naughty. Yeah. How long

5:03

was it? Although, probably the whole time.

5:05

The whole time? Yeah, well, I think

5:07

Jason caught it. It's like 30 to

5:10

45 seconds. That was it. Yeah, it

5:12

goes on his phone. At some point

5:14

you had your hands like over your

5:17

face, you know, I don't. I'm so

5:19

miserable. I think they've had 17 guys

5:21

in his house yesterday. So it was

5:23

right after the toe sucker and stuff.

5:26

It's a lot. So like right after

5:28

all that. You got what sort of

5:30

he said. We're talking about putting his

5:33

feet in our mouth and sucking up

5:35

big toes. So yeah, so you really

5:37

like that, huh? Yeah, I'm texting like

5:40

workers like hey, you don't forget we

5:42

need this fix we got it in

5:44

that Yeah, business you got business to

5:47

do to life. Not a business. Anyways,

5:49

there you go. Yeah, that's it. And

5:51

I, you know. Yeah, we do hate

5:53

each other. Thank God it wasn't just

5:56

me alone. You never know what I

5:58

know. Some people are super uncomfortable with

6:00

silence. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

6:03

And they just, they can't, they can't

6:05

take it. I love silence. No, it's

6:07

fine. Yeah. I like my doors are

6:10

closed, I have my silent little studio

6:12

and I get some stuff done. Yeah,

6:14

yeah. I like that to get it.

6:16

That's why I'll text you sometimes and

6:19

you're honestly just right in there. Because

6:21

you don't want to break the bubble.

6:23

No, right? It's like let's just get

6:26

into this stuff. Yep. One other thing

6:28

a ton of people are talking about

6:30

when it comes to the show is

6:33

Jason's demons. A huge topic on social

6:35

media and in the emails. First a

6:37

bit of fan art. I saw some

6:40

fan art. Someone said after listening to

6:42

your demons in the Subaru segment it

6:44

gave my wife and I a good

6:46

laugh and we came up with this

6:49

thank you for all the laughs and

6:51

all the hard work that you do.

6:53

where this is the fan art there

6:56

for. Oh, that's good. Demons. I can't

6:58

get that song out of my head.

7:00

Demons in the Subaru. Oh my God.

7:03

I can't, because I watched the video

7:05

on Instagram that we have. Yeah. And

7:07

it's in my head now. I love

7:10

it. Man, I don't look good in

7:12

that picture. Fan art. It's not very

7:14

good. That's not always complementary. That's how

7:16

I feel driving. When I'm with the

7:19

kid. I'm sure they are quite often.

7:21

There was a lot of fan art

7:23

that hit yesterday. They nailed that. Yeah.

7:26

That's you in the super. That's what

7:28

you look like. Yeah. But then when

7:30

you walk out of the super, you

7:33

know. Just driving to work. Fine. I

7:35

love the idea of just demons, sitting

7:37

shotgun. I'm sure they are quite often.

7:39

There was a lot of fan art

7:42

that hit yesterday. what I saw was

7:44

like they were putting out their condolences

7:46

to Yado because... Oh to Rudy? Oh

7:49

to because Rudy... Oh Rudy died. They

7:51

had like a little mock burial for

7:53

Rudy. It was like they were there

7:56

was it was just some fan art

7:58

I believe it was on X. Oh

8:00

but yeah my favorite thing is that

8:03

its name is just Rudy. Oh yeah.

8:05

Yeah, it doesn't sound very demon like

8:07

motto. Algin. And Rudy. Rudy. What is

8:09

Buddy Rudy? Rudy. Yeah, Rudy's gone. Yeah.

8:12

It's so normal, Jason. You're fine. Oh,

8:14

you know. I don't know, though, if

8:16

they're really demons. Right, right. I got

8:19

people giving me all sorts of advice.

8:21

Oh, well, okay, so that's it. Here's

8:23

more of this, right now. Jesus? X,

8:26

to email. So for weeks I keep

8:28

hearing you guys talk about the demons

8:30

in Jason's house, and they keep thinking

8:32

I'd reach out about it, but finally

8:35

with the demon and the Subaru, I

8:37

had to. So my dad's best friend

8:39

has a gift. That gift allows him

8:42

to get rid of spirits, demons, and

8:44

anything else from places without physically being

8:46

there. He has removed so many spirits

8:49

from not only places I've lived at,

8:51

but from family members' places, even clients'

8:53

places. I grew up in a family

8:56

that was very into Buddhism, by the

8:58

way, tarot reading and stuff. If Jason

9:00

would like some help removing the demons,

9:02

you can email or call. I'll gladly

9:05

get him in touch with my dad's

9:07

friend to remove them from your house.

9:09

It's easy. Just don't but see my

9:12

removal process. Take your pants off. Yeah,

9:14

right? Does it come on in for

9:16

a consultation? Yeah. Just remember your sub

9:19

laid on for it. To remove the

9:21

demons, you must remove your pants. It

9:23

would suck to have the power to

9:26

slay demons. I like, uh, just clean

9:28

my office and I like took it

9:30

out of me. Oh, I couldn't imagine.

9:32

Slay and demons. No Constantine. Yeah. All

9:35

the noise I heard when I walk

9:37

by. Yeah, I just looked around, I'm

9:39

like, it's a mess. There's a mess.

9:42

Yeah. Time to clean. Yeah. Tell them

9:44

to do it. Okay, well, I'm gonna

9:46

pass on the info to you and

9:49

you have to reach out. No, you

9:51

have to reach out. You don't really.

9:53

I wouldn't even make a doctor's appointment.

9:55

I gotta make a demon or a

9:58

mobile broker. Send it to his wife.

10:00

The next one said, again, we're just

10:02

inundated with demon emails. I've got a

10:05

message for the gentleman whose kid is

10:07

experiencing imaginary friends. So a big listener

10:09

here. Personally, I've been experiencing supernatural things

10:12

my entire life. I wouldn't call myself

10:14

psychic more of a sensitive empath. Okay.

10:16

So now my daughter went through a

10:19

very similar thing around the age of

10:21

two and a half and I can

10:23

guarantee you those imaginary friends are not

10:25

imaginary and they're damn sure not friends.

10:28

Oh. Yeah, they're aliens. That's what he

10:30

says. I recommend to friends to him.

10:32

Recommend taking note of the times of

10:35

the day that he starts seeing these

10:37

things. And if he starts talking about

10:39

them and you're near a mirror, start

10:42

taking pictures with that mirror in the

10:44

shot, you'll likely see something there. Oh,

10:46

that would be the worst thing. And

10:49

that's when I run out the front

10:51

door and abandoned my friend. No, I

10:53

have so many pictures of us in

10:55

front of a mirror. Nothing. No, but

10:58

he was talking about him at school.

11:00

So like now the whole class talks

11:02

about him. Oh, no. The teacher was

11:05

telling us at the parent teacher conference.

11:07

Damn. He's like bringing him up. It's

11:09

like a mascot. What did the teacher

11:12

think? I mean, she just thinks it's

11:14

weird because we had mentioned it and

11:16

she's like, I haven't heard of that

11:18

yet. Like he hadn't brought it up

11:21

and then she was like, yeah, he's

11:23

been talking about it. I'm sure. Yeah.

11:25

Because I know as a kid I

11:28

would have said anything that got me

11:30

a positive. He's getting it from me,

11:32

right, like the first few times. I'm

11:35

like, what? Yeah. What if you ignored

11:37

it? What if you just acted like

11:39

it wasn't? I try, but what if

11:42

you came up with your own even

11:44

dumber? Yeah, like you have a friend,

11:46

it's a good idea. Yeah, you've got

11:48

a good idea. Yeah, you know, you

11:51

know, try that. Like I think that's

11:53

what I would have done. I would

11:55

have out demoned my child. I was

11:58

like, oh, like, oh, you think, you

12:00

think, you think you think you think

12:02

you've got demons, you've got demons, you've

12:05

got demons, you've got demons, you've got

12:07

demons, you've got demons, you've got demons,

12:09

you've got demons, huh? You've got demons,

12:11

huh? You've got demons, huh? You've got

12:14

demons, huh? Yeah, but then you're challenging

12:16

his demons and they could strike. It's

12:18

fine. We're in a demon off. We

12:21

all know there's no demons. Father, God.

12:23

It's just a imagination. I would say

12:25

we all know. I am a hundred

12:28

percent confident that there are no demons.

12:30

It's just an imagination and it's okay.

12:32

Everybody's listening is like, you've got demons.

12:35

Yeah, real serious. Right. I know. And

12:37

there's another one that's another one. Demon

12:39

time. And not, dude, there's so many,

12:41

there's so many. There's so many. And

12:44

this is only a few, but this

12:46

one is really encouraging you to use

12:48

the power of Jesus Christ. Right? Of

12:51

course. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get that.

12:53

You can't speak angrily because that'll just

12:55

amplify things, but if you talk to

12:58

Jesus and ask him to please come

13:00

into your house and fill it with

13:02

light and love and cleanse all the

13:05

dark, you'll be surprised how quickly things

13:07

will clear up in a snap. Yeah.

13:09

I know that works because when I

13:11

got married I had that priest wash

13:14

my feet and then he had to

13:16

leave the country because of sexual stuff.

13:18

I don't think you'll ever get over

13:21

that priest washing your feet. Well that's

13:23

how I knew. Would you? I wouldn't.

13:25

No, I mean, but it's part of

13:28

the... My whole thing is I'd have

13:30

an easier time getting over... I think

13:32

it's just hilarious. Right. If he didn't

13:34

get involved with his little helper and

13:37

they had to leave and just disappeared,

13:39

so... That's all that's that's that's real.

13:41

Do that is so what a violation?

13:44

Yeah, does other people have there was

13:46

like eight guys there was like all

13:48

of the guys that were through the

13:51

years that's part of the I've heard

13:53

of it before. Yeah, I mean, I

13:55

don't know about I've never went to

13:58

this place before that but I just

14:00

know like all eight guys that were

14:02

going to get married in like the

14:04

next three months right all one

14:07

night we all got our feet washed

14:09

and he watched your balls too you

14:11

said he just pounded his little

14:13

friend the only man on the

14:16

show that's had his feet watched

14:18

by another man yes guaranteed

14:20

yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure check

14:22

him with court yeah i

14:24

didn't say i didn't want

14:26

to say it let's check

14:28

the court studio in his

14:30

silk pajamas does he had a

14:33

male feet wash is he with this

14:35

court no no he's answering

14:37

that is a yes oh

14:40

silence is definitely or watch

14:42

someone's currently under his desk

14:45

yeah Yeah, these days it was

14:47

probably natural. I'm just like, whatever.

14:49

Yeah, like a demon appeared in

14:51

front of me. Yeah, it's like,

14:53

be like, dude, it's Thursday. I

14:56

got like three more days of

14:58

work. And then you decide what

15:00

you want, lots of advice,

15:02

lots of numbers. Yeah, I'm ready

15:04

to, I'll go Jesus. I'll give

15:06

it a shot. Hey man. What

15:08

do I need to do? I'll

15:10

get a crucifix, right. Where it's

15:13

a crucifix, right? You're going to

15:15

have to do a lot more than that.

15:17

Will you bless it for me? I mean,

15:19

I don't think I have that power,

15:21

but... And then talk nicely. When

15:23

I start my own church, we can

15:25

talk. Is court okay? Should we just check

15:27

to make sure he's okay? Oh, I'll check.

15:30

Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Oh, were you with

15:32

us? Yeah. And did you hear our question?

15:34

Have I ever had a man touch my

15:36

feet? Yeah. Wash your feet. I wanted to

15:39

come in there and just... Wash your feet.

15:41

I have to come in there and just...

15:43

Talk to you. Talk to

15:45

me. Someone finally should have

15:48

talked to him. Yeah. No,

15:50

Davis had a self-foot fetish

15:52

for years and years. It's

15:54

a self-foot fetish. There are

15:56

no attractive feet in the

15:58

world. I challenge that. You see,

16:00

these are award winning size four

16:02

teams. I'm hiding here. Why do

16:05

you like your feet? He has

16:07

a self-looking feet, Lee. He has

16:09

a self-a-foot fetish. In proportion, they're

16:12

nice. I don't want to say

16:14

my true feelings on Dave's feet.

16:16

I don't know. I haven't, honestly,

16:18

I haven't spent any time looking

16:21

at his feet. Yes, but I

16:23

mean, like, it's not like I

16:25

go. Give him a glance. Really

16:29

look at him. You want me

16:31

to take my shoe? You know,

16:33

the proportions of those toes. Beautiful.

16:35

Let's see them puppies. They do.

16:37

They do match up. Like I've

16:39

never done that. Yeah, I got

16:41

no flippy, floppy toes. I got

16:43

it. It's just, it's good looking

16:45

thing. Every once in a while,

16:47

like there's a thing that'll pop

16:49

up on my videos where like

16:51

they'll show like a celebrity's face.

16:54

And then they start to draw

16:56

lines on the face as to

16:58

to show you. If you're an

17:00

artist, there's a perfect face that

17:02

apparently for us that we can

17:04

see. And they show, you know,

17:06

how far off different celebrities are

17:08

or whatever. There might be something

17:10

like that for your feet. There

17:12

could be. There could be some

17:14

kind of well-shaped foot. Foot. Nothing

17:16

bums me out like a man's

17:18

foot. I know, like a man's

17:20

foot. Same. Like I don't mind

17:23

a lady foot. I don't really

17:25

like feet. I don't want to

17:27

look at... It doesn't matter if

17:29

it's a manfoot, a ladyfoot, a

17:31

painted toe, a fungus toe. They're

17:33

feet. I mean to me there's

17:35

some worse stuff. I mean I'd

17:37

rather have a really cute little

17:39

painted toe feet. No problem. Did

17:41

you change your profile picture? Is

17:43

it still shrimp though? It's still

17:45

shrimp cocktail until the next big...

17:47

drama that unfolds. Yeah, it used

17:49

to be my feet on a

17:52

beach until Chuck thought that Perbs

17:54

would be jerking off to it.

17:56

I mean, I still have it.

17:58

I could, I could share it.

18:00

It is right there, at least.

18:02

Yeah, that's what we're going to

18:04

use to start his feetfinder account,

18:06

right? Yeah, right. I was glad

18:08

when you switched into the shrimp

18:10

cocktails. Yeah, I took the edge

18:12

off. But I bet it makes

18:14

people wonder why he you have

18:16

that. Oh, I'm sure, you know,

18:18

new people are like, yeah, like,

18:21

why does he must love shrimp?

18:23

I don't think I'm like, a

18:25

shrimp fanatic. That's it. Honestly, I'm

18:27

all about tram. I could find.

18:29

Yeah, it was terror. And on

18:31

the seafood scale, it's not even

18:33

probably your favorite seafood. No, I

18:35

mean, it's fine. It's okay. It's

18:37

fine, but I don't have shrimp

18:39

passion. Yeah. I look at the

18:41

shrimp and I still see feet.

18:43

Oh. Oh, because you know who's

18:45

there. Yeah, then they kind of

18:48

look towish and then I think

18:50

of the feet again. Oh, wow.

18:52

All I think of is beetle

18:54

juice when I see it. Oh,

18:56

you know that scene of beetle

18:58

juice where they're around the table

19:00

and then the shrimp cocktails turn

19:02

anyway and and yes? See, I

19:04

thought you said fetal juice. Feal

19:06

juice, fetal juice. Yeah, you got

19:08

something going on court. That's not

19:10

some juice you want. Fetal juice.

19:12

No, no. Yeah, the other big

19:14

thing people were talking about yesterday

19:17

was court in his so big

19:19

cameras got a lot of attention

19:21

some Some some bad and oh

19:23

sure you're gonna get hatred. Yeah

19:25

for sure absolutely you know, but

19:27

then also people thinking they looked

19:29

quite feminine What I love about

19:31

court is he handles it really

19:33

well he does like you have

19:35

well you got a thick skin

19:37

on the show. Oh yeah. Yeah.

19:39

You think that's why the buttons

19:41

were on the wrong side? Yeah.

19:43

Yeah. Yeah. You think that's why

19:46

the buttons were on the wrong

19:48

the wrong side? Oh, no. No.

19:50

So then they're ladies. Oh. Oh,

19:52

that was so disappointed. You're right.

19:54

Those are ladies pages. Yeah, you're

19:56

right. Now they went from masculine

19:58

and sexy and suave to cute

20:00

and pretty. Yeah, they were cute.

20:02

You're basically a cross dress. Were

20:04

they masculine? No, they were never

20:06

masculine. I don't think anyone said

20:08

masculine. It has potential on the

20:10

right body. Yeah. No one said

20:13

that. No. No. Okay. I do

20:15

feel like the rock could have

20:17

those on from time to time.

20:19

Also, what's his name? Well, that

20:21

U.S.A. That's how this hall started,

20:23

that U.S.C. fighter, Macho Guy. He

20:25

had the old one on. Oh,

20:27

yeah, Momoa. Yeah, Jason Momoa. He

20:29

can have those on. You know?

20:31

I might get like a full

20:33

set of pajamas, like when I'm

20:35

like 70 years old. Yeah. Like

20:37

the last thing I do every

20:39

day is like eat one where

20:42

there's original price. Right. That's your

20:44

full meal. Yeah. Yeah. My bed

20:46

tag. I think like Christmas Day

20:48

is the only day that I

20:50

might wear pajamas. Yeah. You know,

20:52

like if Amber and it was

20:54

years ago, Amber would buy like,

20:56

you know, the boys all the

20:58

same pajamas. You were that family

21:00

that put all the same pajamas

21:02

on. No. She wouldn't. What? It

21:04

was just for like me and

21:06

the boys. Oh, she wouldn't have

21:08

mentioned it. She had her own

21:11

fancy stuff. I've seen other people

21:13

do that and they all have

21:15

it. She thought it was, it

21:17

was great for me and the

21:19

boys. I've had to be a

21:21

part of that. Yeah. Yeah. We

21:23

don't even really celebrate so it's

21:25

bizarre and fun pajanas and some.

21:27

Yeah. My dad, my whole life,

21:29

like if you saw my dad

21:31

walked out of his bedroom out

21:33

of his bedroom. And he was

21:35

in matching bottoms top with the

21:37

button, the buttons. I was like,

21:40

whoa, dad is sick. Oh, it's

21:42

the only time he is really

21:44

sick. And it would be, he

21:46

would be like, got a temperature

21:48

of 106. Had to put these

21:50

on, I don't get it. Yeah,

21:52

man, like I knew it was

21:54

bad when he would put those

21:56

on. Only time I've ever seen

21:58

him. You know, every other time

22:00

my dad just war is underwear.

22:02

Yeah. Yeah. My dad likes old

22:04

school sweatpants and like a sweatshirt

22:07

at night. Yeah. But like I

22:09

don't know. I really never seen

22:11

him sleep. Oh yeah. I've seen

22:13

the brothers. I've said two words

22:15

for you guys. Jam a party.

22:17

Oh yeah! No. Let's do. We

22:19

did. And I really didn't participate,

22:21

I faked it, and you were,

22:23

I think you were mad at

22:25

me. You're like, that's not pajamas.

22:27

Yes, she's a pajamas. I don't

22:29

know what I wore. I can't

22:31

remember. You probably just wore pajamas.

22:33

You both of you. Yeah, we

22:36

did. For sure, we did. I

22:38

mean, I have them. We're stupid.

22:40

We're coming up with dumb ideas.

22:42

Her show was terrible glory hole.

22:44

What a wild... concept. It is

22:46

a trashy white lady with big

22:48

old droopy knockers standing in front

22:50

of her mobile glory hole. She

22:52

just loves to do that. Don't

22:54

chase glory. Let it come to

22:56

you. And there's even a space

22:58

for three-way glory. Oh, so three

23:00

people. There's three holes. It's a

23:02

three-sided. So she can go gobbling

23:05

between holes. That's a busy it's

23:07

a big occupation. She's got going

23:09

on there really is She's got

23:11

the Polaris that she pulls it

23:13

around in and triple the fun

23:15

She says wow I'll keep this

23:17

for you. You want to keep

23:19

this you want to keep this

23:21

like you know what? I'm good.

23:23

Yeah. Sure. Yeah. No. I mean

23:25

it's honestly a little area Shockingly

23:27

like it's not good. Okay. We

23:29

all know that. Okay. We all

23:31

know that Without any problem. They

23:34

would be thrilled if that was

23:36

on the other side because normally

23:38

it's a guy that looks like

23:40

me And sometimes it's you Yeah,

23:42

sometimes it is I never thought

23:44

of the mobile unit I just

23:46

like to see it depart like

23:48

when when she starts her ride.

23:50

Oh, yeah, she's like she's hitting

23:52

her out. Yeah, you like cheer

23:54

wrong It's Glory Holgertie! Yeah. See

23:56

ya. One more email in this

23:58

unfortunate update came in. us, email

24:01

at David Chuck the freak.com. Hey

24:03

guys, listening to the podcast at

24:05

work today, you talked about women

24:07

possibly washing their Diva cups

24:09

in public bathrooms. God. Now,

24:11

for those that don't know, Diva Cup

24:14

is what some women put in

24:16

place during their menstrual cycle. To

24:18

catch it all. To catch the

24:20

drippings. Don't straight that we're talking

24:22

about this again. Why are we talking

24:25

about this again? You just wrote all

24:27

my thanksgivings for the rest of my

24:29

life. Yeah, you can't have any drippings.

24:32

Dave Dave, Dave. Anyway, so my curiosity

24:34

always gets the best of me and

24:36

yesterday I wondered, God, ladies that

24:38

wear these, they don't clean them

24:41

out in public places, right? Unfortunately,

24:43

they do. This woman said I

24:45

was in a building with a

24:48

bunch of different businesses in it.

24:50

Just a couple of weeks ago,

24:52

I went into the public restroom,

24:55

and as I'm washing my hand,

24:57

a girl comes out of the

25:00

stalls. Not only was she not

25:02

wearing shoes, but she washed her

25:04

Diva cup in the sink right

25:06

next to me. There might be

25:09

someone who does like this person who

25:11

doesn't wear shoes. That was my

25:13

question. She doesn't wear shoes. So

25:16

that's an indicator. And I might like

25:18

wipe my butt with just my fingers.

25:20

And some people do that. Some

25:22

people do that. Right. Some people do

25:25

that. A lot of dirty, dirty people.

25:27

Yeah. And that's it. She washed her

25:29

diva cup in the sink right

25:31

next to me and just looked

25:33

over at me and smiled while she

25:36

was doing it. Please don't make fun

25:38

of my AOL email. Oh wow. We

25:40

didn't even see it. Now we know.

25:42

When you know us about a Diva

25:44

Cup problem, I doubt that the email

25:46

is going to be like what we...

25:48

Yeah, we're not looking at your email

25:51

address. No. What a goofy email. I

25:53

can't make heads or tails of what

25:55

a Diva Cup is. I don't know.

25:57

It's a terrible, it's a terrible plastic

25:59

cup. That goes in, goes right

26:01

there, that's where it is, right

26:04

there. Holy smokes. There it looks

26:06

like a bell. It does. It

26:09

does it. Yep. Reusable menstrual cup.

26:11

Yeah. Design to handle flow for

26:13

up to 12 hours of continuous

26:16

protection. Well she's embarrassed about her

26:18

email. She should change it to

26:20

diva drippings. Oh my. Oh my.

26:23

No, drippings wasn't unfortunate. I shouldn't

26:25

have used drippings. I don't like

26:27

the association Yeah, you're right, drippings

26:30

is generally delicious. Oh, yeah, I

26:32

challenge you to try that liquids

26:35

I'm gonna use drippings all the

26:37

time. Yeah, mm-hmm. I like it

26:39

lady drippings Okay, I mean, whatever

26:42

close your boat, but I'm even

26:44

till knockoff versions now. Oh man.

26:46

Why's my brain go to mmm.

26:49

Mmm. My brain is so gross

26:51

that I want to say are

26:53

so gross Yeah, that's

26:56

an action-packed scenario. You're risking... That's

26:58

what I'm saying, man. It's going

27:00

to ruin Turkey. No, don't ruin

27:03

Turkey. I can't have that. Someone

27:05

said, I've been with a woman

27:08

who uses this. She kept it

27:10

in while I went back. Whoa.

27:12

Dang. That's an action-packed scenario. You're

27:15

risking blowing it loose, but... I

27:17

don't know how secure they are.

27:19

I don't. If I want to

27:22

give a lady an RJ and

27:24

I saw something like that going

27:27

on, I don't know what I

27:29

do. What's going on Dave? I

27:31

thought I saw a mouse. I'd

27:34

something, but maybe. You thought that

27:36

you saw something move? Are you

27:38

sure? A Belgian. It could just

27:41

have been this. A little shadow

27:43

is like... Are the lights flickering?

27:46

Did you really see something new

27:48

flying? Yeah, we're going to need

27:50

it. Dave saw something. It could

27:53

have just been like when I

27:55

turned a little shadow of something.

27:58

Anyway, we'll see. I mean you

28:00

are making a lot of, there's

28:02

a lot of shadows. Al Jazeera.

28:05

Alabama. Alabama says hey. It's either

28:07

Jason's demons that he brought to

28:09

work with him in the Subaru

28:12

or a mouse or my head's

28:14

gone nuts and I'm just seeing

28:17

things. So there's three top options

28:19

for you there. As we see

28:21

what's up, we'll get into the

28:24

news and coming up. What happened

28:26

after a guy allegedly asked for

28:28

a rubbing tug at a massage

28:31

parlor and was denied? Has there

28:33

been a dramatic decline in travel?

28:36

And what is a family being

28:38

attacked by every time they go

28:40

outside? Let's get to that. You're

28:48

a douche. I'm not a douche.

28:50

You're a stupid douche. You are

28:52

so a douche. I'm nominating you

28:54

for the biggest douche in the

28:56

universe award. You douche. A lot

28:58

of Rub and tug stories making

29:00

headlines recently as there's a nationwide

29:03

crackdown, but two to get to

29:05

today, both in the Metro Detroit

29:07

area. The first one starts with

29:09

this alleged douche bag. Okay. Because

29:11

there's no confirmation just a couple

29:13

of reports that he was at

29:15

this massage parlor and Had an

29:17

unhappy ending Oh Unhappy he asked

29:19

for a release. Yeah, and was

29:21

not given one damn Oh, that's

29:23

so Chuck. That's the worst Chuck

29:25

luck ever right the one time

29:28

you decide to go to a

29:30

Rub and tug. They won't touch

29:32

it for you. Well, or Are

29:34

they a rub and tug? Maybe

29:36

not. Or did I make the

29:38

wrong call on this? Possibly you

29:40

did. Okay. Because there's still conflicting

29:42

reports. One report has it that...

29:44

I mean, I would think. He

29:46

was upset after not receiving a

29:48

happy ending and that's what they're

29:51

investigating and trying to confirm right

29:53

now. But here's the story. He

29:55

set that place on fire. Oh,

29:57

wow. He allegedly didn't get jerked.

29:59

Fox 2 news as the story.

30:01

Garden City Police still investigating Tuesday

30:03

nights fire at 1130 p.m. at

30:05

the accurate care massage and spa

30:07

where two employees are still in

30:09

a local hospital for smoke inhalation.

30:11

They are currently in stable condition

30:13

with non-life threatening injuries. One victim

30:16

came out on her own when

30:18

was treated. There was another victim

30:20

that had to be rescued by

30:22

our fire department. There was assistance

30:24

from other area fire departments who

30:26

worked to... contain the fire but

30:28

it still caused a lot of

30:30

damage to other businesses. And early

30:32

Wednesday a likely customer from Dearborn

30:34

was arrested and is currently in

30:36

custody. Do you know the relationship

30:39

between that person in custody and

30:41

this place? At this point it's

30:43

still being investigated we're trying to

30:45

determine that. He wasn't dissatisfied with

30:47

any of the services he was

30:49

getting or not getting? We're still

30:51

investigating those those leads. That's a

30:53

possibility. There's a lot of possibilities.

30:55

For those who work near the

30:57

massage parlor, disbelief the day after.

30:59

Burning down the business. Now look

31:01

at all the chaos that it's

31:04

causing behind it. That's not, that

31:06

wasn't a good idea. Now you

31:08

gonna go to jail. Police say

31:10

they are preparing the paperwork for

31:12

the prosecutor to authorize charges, which

31:14

could include attempted murder. In Garden

31:16

City, Charlie Langton, Fox Two News.

31:18

Well, to me, the fact that

31:20

two people were still working. At

31:23

1130 at night at the massage

31:25

place. So yeah, that's pretty is

31:28

that devastating that you go to

31:30

a rubbing tug and they will

31:32

not tug you like are you

31:34

that gross? What's going on? You

31:37

must have been gross right? You

31:39

must have been gross or just

31:41

or you tried to do it

31:44

for yeah, I mean just just

31:46

go back home and jerk off.

31:48

You don't have to burn something

31:50

to the ground. Yeah. And

31:54

generally when it's just guys, oh yeah,

31:56

look, look at the original. It's like.

31:58

three finality out of five. Yeah, I

32:00

mean that's not great. I would want

32:03

more fanalities. Yeah, I would. Come on.

32:05

That's an exhausting amount of finality. He

32:07

was either so gross or he was

32:10

really low-balling them, right? Like he was

32:12

like, I'll do it for 10 bucks.

32:14

Yeah. I don't think this is like

32:17

the best person. No. Imagine what he

32:19

looks like. It smells like. Right. I

32:21

mean he went to a rubbing tug.

32:23

Yeah, but that is we have rarely

32:26

heard of the Turn down at the

32:28

Robinsale. Yeah, turn down at the Robinsug

32:30

low in your life I think Yeah,

32:33

for sure another Robinsug alleged bust this

32:35

one also in the Metro Detroit area.

32:37

Here's that from W-D-I-V-T-V New for you

32:40

tonight and East Point massage parlor is

32:42

shut down. Police say patrons were offered

32:44

sexual favors by workers and police are

32:46

confirming to local fore that two women

32:49

were arrested. For sure it's just called

32:51

massage. No name, nothing just. The chief

32:53

is signed. Yeah, absolutely. At the parlor

32:56

on Kelly Road near Lister Avenue. The

32:58

arrests came after an undercover officer entered

33:00

the business and asked for a massage

33:03

and was offered sex for money. Police

33:05

say the business only targeted men. They

33:07

would only use males as customers. A

33:09

matter of fact we sent a female

33:12

undercover officer to get a massage and

33:14

then deny her entry, would not even

33:16

entertain her. And after that we sent

33:19

a male officer and they welcomed him

33:21

in. Jim started a legitimate massage and

33:23

at the end they offered him a

33:26

sexual favor. Please think both the women

33:28

arrested were actually living at the business.

33:30

Officers expect to interview the business owner

33:32

within the next few days. Yeah, see

33:35

that's horrible. They were living there. Well,

33:37

I feel like those other two girls

33:39

that almost got burned. They were probably

33:42

living there, too, you know. It's a

33:44

bad scene. It is. It is. It

33:46

is. Yeah, I think good living. No.

33:49

For sure, for most of them. I

33:51

think I just, like, I don't, I

33:53

don't know. It's weird. It's, like, it's,

33:55

it's, it's, it's worse. to me than

33:58

just like getting like a street hooker.

34:00

You know what I mean? Oh, I

34:02

don't know. I mean, I guess depending

34:05

on the street. Yeah. Like depending where

34:07

you go. No, no, I disagree. Yeah,

34:09

I've seen the street hookers. Yeah, I

34:12

mean like there's some hardcore street. I'd

34:14

rather the 55 year old Asian lady

34:16

touch me. But you're just like getting

34:19

like an HJ. Yeah, that's true. You

34:21

know, like how like, how like, just, just

34:23

stay, stay, stay, stay home, stay home, stay

34:25

home, man. I stay home, man. I know. I

34:27

know. They love it. I don't know if

34:29

they're just getting an HJ. Yeah,

34:31

they're just about to say that.

34:33

Yeah, they're probably getting more. Yeah,

34:35

they could be more. They're probably

34:37

getting full service. When I was

34:39

doing the stories this morning, you know,

34:41

suggested stories come up with a side.

34:44

I don't know if we talked about this,

34:46

but back like five, six years ago

34:48

in Fort Myers, the police captain

34:50

was busted because he on camera,

34:52

on body cam, was doing an

34:54

undercover, rub and tugging. on camp

34:56

you hear the noises the slushin

34:59

the sloshen and there's a lot

35:01

of cops that take it all

35:03

the way to the end on

35:05

these things why it's body cam

35:07

like how crazy can you be

35:10

not to well I feel like

35:12

maybe you're just you're in

35:14

one of these groups where

35:16

you know remember we talked

35:18

about a whole force that

35:20

was like getting jerked yeah You

35:22

know, and they were all like in

35:24

on it. They were like, hey,

35:26

who wants to get jerked and who

35:29

doesn't? They like let the people who

35:31

didn't want to get jerked. They went

35:33

to one side of the room and

35:36

the people that did, they went to

35:38

the other and they went and did

35:40

a, you know, a sting. This guy

35:42

might have been doing that kind

35:44

of thing. They roll out and

35:46

I think they mean to not

35:49

get jerked. and the woman's in

35:51

her underwear he can be her

35:53

commenting on the sex act like

35:55

all on body cam you're so

35:57

dumb yeah i mean unless he

35:59

well There's no excuse really, but I'm

36:01

just saying like, do you have no concept

36:04

of like how far you have to go?

36:06

You're the chief, right? No, of course you

36:08

know. He knows. There's no excuse. But the

36:10

only thing is maybe a brand new cop

36:12

who was like, oh, I thought you, I

36:14

thought they had to touch it or something,

36:16

you know, like no, they just have to

36:18

offer it. You learned that and training, right?

36:20

You would think so. You want to get

36:23

jerked? Yeah, I know just but it just

36:25

came up as a suggested story and I'm

36:27

like I thought it was recent and I

36:29

read into him like what and then I

36:31

realized it was from 2019 but I can't

36:33

remember us ever talking about it, but he's

36:35

just that that's the most idiotic thing ever

36:37

to on body cam get jerked off. Yeah

36:40

Yeah, it's weird. It's weird behavior. All right,

36:42

this must have been some scary moments. Luckily,

36:44

this tractor-trailer got out in time, but his

36:46

tractor-trailer got stuck on some train tracks in

36:48

Massachusetts and the trains of Maryland down. Here's

36:50

the story from CBS Boston. First, the urgent

36:52

sound of a blowing horn. But you're seeing

36:54

this, like, occur in front of your wishes.

36:56

I mean, you've never checked to see this

36:59

ever. Then, the hard-stopping moment when the commuter

37:01

rail train slams into a tractor trailer stuck

37:03

on the tracks and canton. I saw the

37:05

truck hit boxed in. And I just like,

37:07

you know, I heard the train coming down

37:09

the tracks and I'm like, there's no way

37:11

it's got to stop. Adam McCulloch captured the

37:13

terrifying moments while waiting on the train crossing

37:16

in his car. Luckily, the truck driver had

37:18

jumped out of the truck before that moment

37:20

of impact. Adam went to check on him.

37:22

It was literally like watching a YouTube video,

37:24

you know, looking at the screen, be like,

37:26

oh my God, like, this is really happening

37:28

and it's just plowed right through the truck.

37:30

The guy jumped out before, which is great.

37:32

First responders say a passenger on board the

37:35

train was hurt and rushed to the hospital.

37:37

The crash leaving a big mess of debris

37:39

and causing major delays for passengers on the

37:41

Stoughton line. This happens all the time to

37:43

us. Shuttle buses replace service between Caton and

37:45

Stoughton, disrupting... the travel day

37:47

for people just trying

37:49

to get around. How

37:52

inconvenient is this for

37:54

you? Very inconvenient, because

37:56

now we're going to

37:58

have to go through

38:00

all the town. Even

38:02

though it's still in

38:04

its own little town

38:06

away, but it's inconvenient,

38:08

because I don't know

38:11

what time I'll get

38:13

home. In

38:15

spite of the disruptions and damage,

38:17

the silver lining today is that the

38:20

crash wasn't worse. Everyone's alive, which

38:22

is the most important point. In a

38:24

few more seconds, you can imagine

38:26

what would have happened. What does the

38:28

conductor do in that situation when

38:30

you see something like this? the brakes.

38:32

But do you run? Like, because

38:34

you're at the front. Yeah, maybe they

38:36

move back a bit. I don't

38:38

know. I don't know. I don't know

38:41

what their protocol would be. You'd

38:43

think I wouldn't know. I don't know.

38:45

From my train since. a fomer.

38:47

Any train stops quick, right? Like, they

38:49

all take a while to stop.

38:51

Yeah. Well, that slowed down a lot,

38:53

right? Oh, yeah, that was going.

38:55

It would blown through the thing. course

38:57

of that, too, of that tractor

38:59

trailer stopping it. Yeah. But I mean,

39:02

if it was full bore, it

39:04

would have just obliterated. Oh, my God.

39:06

And the train would have probably

39:08

flown off the track with all those

39:10

people on it. So thank God

39:12

it was going slow. We've heard of

39:14

this several times now. Daycare centers

39:16

helping kids with their nap time with

39:18

a little sleep at time pill.

39:20

Oh, it's terrible stuff. More and more

39:23

daycare centers, though, are being busted

39:25

doing this. Using melatonin to get the

39:27

kids to sleep. Parents not happy

39:29

about it. Here's the latest from NBC

39:31

News. When Laura

39:33

Putnam enrolled her one and

39:35

two -year -old sons at Apple Blossom

39:37

Childcare in Falmouth, Maine, she

39:39

never thought they'd be given melatonin

39:41

supplements. They mimic a hormone

39:44

that makes you sleepy. Have you

39:46

ever given your children melatonin?

39:48

No. Have you ever given anyone

39:50

else permission to give melatonin

39:52

to your children? No. But last

39:54

August, Putnam says she learned

39:56

from a former daycare employee that

39:58

he and others had been

40:01

giving children, including her older son,

40:03

then four years old, melatonin. and

40:05

Gummies. Conversations between that employee and the daycare owner documented in

40:07

these texts. So she asked her older son. He said, oh,

40:09

it makes the babies go, and then he made a snoring

40:11

sound. And he told me he got them when he

40:13

was younger and they made him very sleepy.

40:15

And then he told, I asked if his

40:17

younger brother got them and he's looked at

40:20

me and said, yes. And I said, How

40:22

often does he get them? And he said

40:24

every day. What did your younger son say

40:26

when he saw a photo of a bottle

40:28

of the gummies? He immediately saw

40:30

it and said that's, and then

40:32

he inserted the name of the daycare provider.

40:35

In Maine, it's not illegal to give

40:37

melatonin to kids, but daycares

40:39

need written parent permission to do

40:42

it. Maine's Department of Health and

40:44

Human Services launched an investigation,

40:46

looking into abuse, neglect, and

40:49

licensing violations. Four months later,

40:51

Putnam says she was informed

40:53

her older son was a

40:56

victim of abuse and neglect.

40:58

I think I felt that, you

41:00

know, I let my kids down.

41:02

Lindsay Corcoran says her daughter was

41:05

also at the daycare from age

41:07

one to almost four and she

41:09

also learned from the former employee

41:11

that her daughter received melatonin too.

41:13

At first I was shocked to

41:16

see her name and that there

41:18

was, um, this substance given to

41:20

her without my consent. But last

41:22

month, DHHS overturned its findings of

41:24

abuse and neglect after an appeal.

41:26

Daycare owner Allison Laken sang in

41:28

part to NBC, Apple Blossom Child

41:31

Care has earned and enjoyed an

41:33

impeccable reputation for years, which has

41:35

been and always will be based

41:37

on conscientious care. She's also appealing

41:39

the findings that she violated daycare

41:41

licensing rules. When you look at

41:43

the decision right now, what goes

41:45

to your mind? Again, it's

41:47

it's maddening. It's nonsensical.

41:50

How is giving a

41:52

nonverbal toddler melatonin in

41:54

the middle of the

41:56

day without parental consent,

41:58

not abuse or neglect? make

42:00

any sense in my mind. Researchers

42:02

say melatonin use is on the

42:04

rise in kids. While parents should

42:06

consult a doctor pediatrician Rebecca Fisk

42:08

doesn't recommend melatonin use in kids

42:10

under five. We have no long-term

42:12

studies on what is going on

42:14

with melatonin in children especially that

42:17

young. We don't know what it

42:19

does to growth in development. Is

42:21

there any place for a melatonin

42:23

supplement in a daycare? Not at all.

42:25

Yeah, it's I understand why they'd

42:27

be upset about that. You know,

42:29

I think you even if you

42:31

wanted to give my kid Certain

42:33

food. I would expect that you

42:36

were good as an Advil or

42:38

a tiny thing. Yeah, anything they

42:40

got to get yeah approval for

42:42

before they can get that's super

42:44

annoying especially when you get kids

42:46

in high school where it's like

42:48

Someone's got a headache and it's like

42:50

oh I got a drive to school I'm

42:53

gonna drive to the school! Oh great!

42:55

You have to drive, like if they

42:57

want it, you have to give it

42:59

to them kind of thing? Yeah, or

43:02

they can't. Or they have it, but

43:04

they can't give it to them or

43:06

whatever and I guess you understand

43:08

that. But I'll say this,

43:10

I, you know, I'm just furious because

43:12

I expect you to keep my

43:15

kid awake so that when I get

43:17

my kid, he wants to go to

43:19

sleep. Not sleep all day and then

43:21

up all night. Like that's

43:23

I'd be furious for that

43:25

alone that alone. They're supposed

43:28

to be running around Burning

43:30

it off lazy workers is what

43:32

that is. That's what else are

43:34

they doing that or okay with

43:37

doing that you know But I

43:39

remember I still have the memory

43:41

of in my it would be

43:43

preschool so before kindergarten

43:45

preschool and we took naps

43:47

We would lay on the ground. Yeah,

43:50

there was in my my my Snoopy

43:52

pillow and we would take our naps,

43:54

I don't remember, sleepy

43:56

juice, any kind of sleepy

43:59

time, fun. Probably didn't have

44:01

it. Probably didn't have it. You

44:03

wouldn't even make a connection if

44:05

it was a gummy. A kid

44:07

just thinks that's a candy. Right?

44:09

Yeah. You didn't make a connection.

44:11

Yeah, like if you were given

44:14

a piece of candy and then

44:16

just all of a sudden. Well,

44:18

melotone is weird. I've taken melotone

44:20

in and it's like it'll give

44:22

you like nightmares. Right. Yeah. It

44:24

does. Some people don't get that

44:26

and it works just fine and

44:28

others, yeah, it must have said.

44:31

I've been taking it a lot.

44:33

I eventually get like vivid, like

44:35

waking up nightmares, you know? Sometimes

44:37

I've pushed it. Yeah, I mean,

44:39

a bunch of it too. Yeah,

44:41

yeah. And it's not, you know,

44:43

it all depends on how many

44:45

milligrams do you take? I guess.

44:48

Well, this was expected to be

44:50

a record year for tourism, but

44:52

now. Maybe not so much. There's

44:54

been a dramatic decline in travel

44:56

amid global uncertainty. Why? Here's that

44:58

story from NBC news. From flight

45:00

reservations to resorts and restaurants, the

45:02

travel industry has gone from predicting

45:05

a record-breaking 2025 to warning of

45:07

a big slowdown. Before the tariff

45:09

pause today, the CEO of Delta

45:11

Airlines said air travel has stalled

45:13

both leisure and corporate. I think

45:15

everyone's been prepared for uncertainty if

45:17

that continues. If that continues. and

45:19

we don't get resolution soon, we

45:22

will probably end up in a

45:24

recession. At Bastion's warning comes as

45:26

foreign visitors are canceling trips to

45:28

the U.S. Down nearly 12% in

45:30

March compared to a year ago,

45:32

air travel from Mexico down 23%.

45:34

After President Trump slapped Canada with

45:36

tariffs and suggested it should become

45:39

America's 51 state, airline bookings from

45:41

Canada to the U.S. dropped 40%.

45:43

You shouldn't be shocked that we

45:45

don't want to spend money down

45:47

there. Ian Urquat, a retired Canadian

45:49

professor, lost $500 when he and

45:51

his wife can... a trip to

45:53

Vegas for a cold play concert.

45:56

We'll be traveling to Mexico instead

45:58

of to the southern U.S. with

46:00

respect to sun holidays. If foreign

46:02

visitors stay away, economists say it

46:04

could cost U.S. lines, hotels, rental

46:06

car companies, resorts, billions of dollars.

46:08

Meanwhile for Americans planning a summer

46:10

vacation, going.com reports domestic and international

46:13

travelers could see deep discounts. But

46:15

for many foreign travelers... I'll wait

46:17

until there's a bit more sensibility

46:19

in the White House before we

46:21

go back there again. Many international

46:23

travelers emphasize. They don't hate America

46:25

or Americans, but they don't feel

46:27

as welcome here as they once

46:30

did. Tom. I think a lot

46:32

of it's financial too. People just

46:34

don't know what's going to happen

46:36

over the next several months. You

46:38

want to save your money? You

46:40

don't want to like splurge on

46:42

a vacation. It's the first time

46:44

I think in recent memory I

46:47

haven't had a flight coming up

46:49

in my Delta app and they

46:51

keep reaching out to me like

46:53

hey! Are you like, are you

46:55

okay? Here's a here's a secret

46:57

offer to Easter Island No, I

46:59

like the emails from them are

47:01

like hey, we got a special

47:04

right now I think we're at

47:06

a time where just everybody freaks

47:08

out about everything all the time,

47:10

you know, well, there well Yeah.

47:12

They're scaring us all the time.

47:14

They're trying. It's just the uncertainty.

47:16

People just don't know what to

47:18

expect and what's coming up. So

47:21

probably the reason why people are

47:23

holding off. This guy, he had

47:25

some scary moments snowboarding, just escaped

47:27

an avalanche. It was a close

47:29

call for this snowboarder. Where is

47:31

he? Who got caught in an

47:33

avalanche? He's in one. Sahelbitin gun

47:35

reportedly spent four hours climbing Mount

47:38

Artos in Turkey to make a

47:40

descent on his board when the

47:42

snow started. You are a diehard

47:44

when you spend four hours climbing

47:46

a mountain just to snowboard down

47:48

it. Four hours. A drone from

47:50

a Turkish news agency happened to

47:52

be following him to capture the

47:55

stunt. While he did get caught

47:57

up in the avalanche, he was

47:59

able to escape after getting dragged

48:01

some 50 meters. He tells the

48:03

news agency that when he saw

48:05

the snow break, he threw himself

48:07

to the right and just let

48:09

the snow carry him down. Although

48:12

it was scary, Gunn says he

48:14

tried not to panic. As soon

48:16

as he could get up and

48:18

get away, he did, all by

48:20

himself. Such incidents can end horribly

48:22

for unsuspecting athletes. But escaping an

48:24

avalanche unscaped seems to show how

48:26

skilled this snowboarder really is. Crazy

48:29

Subetention, this one. Oh my god.

48:31

He's not as great as you'd

48:33

think. No. Yeah, the flow of

48:35

an avalanche I think is cool

48:37

looking, but like it. I've never

48:39

really thought about the horrific nature

48:41

of what happens if you get

48:43

caught in one. Oh my god.

48:46

Just like buried alive. It's just

48:48

horrible hundreds of towns. There's been

48:50

a lot this past year. This

48:52

past year. Or we're just seeing

48:54

a lot because people have their

48:56

phones out right they're capturing it.

48:58

I think everyone like so many

49:00

more people have like drones Yeah,

49:03

that are like taking pictures. Oh,

49:05

let's take pictures of the mountain

49:07

and then they just end up

49:09

catching one that happens. Trouble for

49:11

a Florida family every time they

49:13

go outside. They're attacked by hawks

49:15

That's no good. No, I'm not

49:17

going to the grocery store today.

49:20

Be terrified. All the hawks. Anytime

49:22

guests come to their house, the

49:24

hawks attack them. I gotta get

49:26

some hawks. This is in Venice,

49:28

Florida, and Fox 13 in Tampa

49:30

Bay has the story. Outside her

49:32

home. Nast the female. Female is

49:34

very, very woke. Oh, Dallas Hayes

49:37

gets no peace. He's coming. She's

49:39

under attack from the care of

49:41

red-shouldered hawks property. Her only defense,

49:43

it's her umbrella. Anytime that we're

49:45

going to take the garbage out,

49:47

which is a long way from

49:49

the back of the house to

49:51

here, they will attack us. Anything

49:54

that we do out, they will

49:56

come and attack us. And it's

49:58

not just her family. Whoa! Her

50:00

lawn guy, the water guy, and

50:02

even an FWC official. Sir, look

50:04

out. Have all been swept for

50:06

these folks. Back here, they clear

50:08

land on Venice and Havana. I

50:11

don't know if it has anything

50:13

to do with it, but I'm

50:15

assuming because that's when the problem

50:17

started. O'Dallis is concerned for the

50:19

safety of customers who come to

50:21

her business on the site. She's

50:23

contacted every agency from the FWC,

50:25

to the USDA. They're all being

50:28

attacked. They can't believe what I'm

50:30

going through, but nobody can do

50:32

anything. This is why I call

50:34

you guys because I need help.

50:36

Odellis doesn't want any harm to

50:38

come to the Hawks, but she

50:40

wants to be able to enjoy

50:42

her home, to be able to

50:45

go out and do an Easter

50:47

egg hunt with her granddaughter, which

50:49

right now, without an umbrella or

50:51

a helmet, that's not happening. Place

50:53

them somewhere where they're safe. And

50:55

they have plenty of land. Officials

50:57

tried removing the nest once, but

50:59

the hawks came back and nested

51:02

again. And now there's a sign

51:04

in place warning that hawks are

51:06

federally protected under the Migratory Bird

51:08

Treaty Act, leaving Odalis a few,

51:10

if any, options. I'm not safe

51:12

at all. And we have a

51:14

statue that stipulates that if people

51:16

is being hurt or the property

51:19

is being damaged, these agencies are

51:21

supposed to do something. They can't.

51:23

From Venice, Kimberly Quizan, Fox, 13

51:25

years. Oh Dallas says the only

51:27

permit that she can be issued

51:29

is one to remove the chicks,

51:31

but she says the hocks will

51:33

remain and they will continue to

51:36

nest there. FWC tells us that

51:38

staff have provided guidance on ways

51:40

to prevent conflicts, like the ones

51:42

we just saw there. They say

51:44

they've also connected O Dallas with

51:46

guidance on how to apply for

51:48

a federal permit, if needed. Get

51:50

away from my baby's bench. Yeah,

51:53

no, that bald guy took a

51:55

vicious blow. Did you know that

51:57

bald guys are more likely to

51:59

be attacked? shiny heads? I don't,

52:01

there's, there's evidence of it. Is that

52:03

true? I never, I never knew that,

52:05

that's crazy. Yeah, their hats or something.

52:07

Like I was at a comedy show

52:10

once and that's what the comedian said

52:12

and was like looking in my direction.

52:14

I'm like, well that's, that's funny. So

52:16

you've taken that Warren Comedians line as

52:19

a true. After that I researched and

52:21

found out, because comedians are

52:23

always right, right? Yeah, I just, I don't

52:25

know. I've never been swoopoped by

52:27

bats. I've been swooped by bats. That's

52:29

the only thing. Not birds a bird. I've

52:32

had some... I've had like a bat. Not

52:34

really seeing anything to back up here or

52:36

a comedian. Where's your AI overview? I have

52:38

one that says... Why are all people more likely

52:40

to be attacked by birds? Oh, just put

52:42

ball guys. There's no scientific basis

52:44

for ball people being more likely

52:46

to be attacked by birds. Yes,

52:49

there's anecdotal evidence and even a

52:51

viral survey suggesting that bald men

52:53

may be targeted by aggressive birds.

52:55

That's my AI overview. I feel

52:58

like, I don't know, maybe you

53:00

guys are learning something here. The bald

53:02

guy searches, AI knows you're bald,

53:04

and gives you bald positive news.

53:06

That's not positive. It is because

53:08

that's what you were like, you,

53:10

that's what you believed in, it

53:12

knew you did. Dave searches for

53:15

it, full head of hair,

53:17

terrified of being bald, and

53:19

he gets different news.

53:21

Well, I guess it is.

53:23

Yours is saying no scientific,

53:25

mind saying yes, anecdotal. The

53:28

only one it says is,

53:30

actually, Hawks. Hawks have been

53:32

known to target bald heads

53:35

during aggressive behavior. And the

53:37

hormonal behavior, too. You

53:39

just said no. Well, there's

53:41

no scientific. says that hawk

53:44

terrorizing a village with bald

53:46

men was acting hormoneally suggesting

53:48

that the behavior was linked

53:50

to breeding season. Yeah, they

53:52

want to bang her head. Chuck, there's

53:54

a hawk bang in your head, man.

53:56

You gotta let him finish. No, dude.

53:59

Let him finish. He's almost done.

54:01

It doesn't take as long as

54:03

you think. Does it uncomfortable? No,

54:05

I just got to make a

54:07

couple noises first. Hold on. Why

54:10

are you calling it? That's weird.

54:12

No, it helps him finish. Just

54:14

like guys. Just like normal guys.

54:16

I put on a bit of

54:19

a show, you know. Aren't it

54:21

claws cutting your head open? I

54:23

don't need to make the noise.

54:25

I just do it for him.

54:27

You know, it helps him get

54:30

there. Yeah, I mean, it's gonna

54:32

be on my head if I

54:34

don't. So he flies off after

54:36

he's done. What's nuts about it

54:39

is, so when my neighbor had

54:41

that hawk hit his window and

54:43

it was like stunned and it

54:45

was on the ground, that hawk

54:48

like came up to my waist.

54:50

It was huge. If you had

54:52

something like that attacking your head,

54:54

that's no good. These were like

54:56

smaller. Yeah. Yeah, but they still

54:59

cut that guy up. They cut

55:01

his head to shreds. Oh yeah,

55:03

well they got razor talons. Yeah,

55:05

they'll get you. Like an owl,

55:08

any of those. Oh yeah. I

55:10

thought I saw an owl flying

55:12

the other day. Did you? That's

55:14

pretty cool. I see a lot

55:16

of owls by my house. Do

55:19

you know? Every time Douglas goes

55:21

out, it's sad. Yeah, they're funny.

55:23

I see a lot of videos

55:25

with them. They are like more

55:28

friendly than a lot of a

55:30

lot of other birds than a

55:32

lot of other birds, other birds,

55:34

it seems. So another station in

55:37

Tampa did the report, WFLA, and

55:39

they sent their reporter out with

55:41

like a helmet. See, a button

55:43

almost looks like the head of

55:45

a bald man. Oh, and it

55:48

did go after him. He's like,

55:50

oh God. Oh, there was. Oh,

55:52

it got. Did it hit you?

55:54

Oh, my God. That man has

55:57

been attacked by it. Yeah, oh,

55:59

that's wild. All right. We'll take

56:01

a break when we come back

56:03

in just a moment here celebrity

56:05

dirt and sports news is up

56:08

next Which famous rocker's wife was

56:10

shot? and then arrested in Los

56:12

Angeles. What's the latest trouble for

56:14

NFL superstar Tyreke Hill? And how

56:17

did a University of Michigan coach

56:19

hack thousands of intimate images from

56:21

victims? We'll get to that and

56:23

more right after this. Previously on

56:26

Dave and Chuck DeFree. Generally speaking

56:28

dealing with a loan shark is

56:30

a bad idea. Yeah. Here's this

56:32

crazy thing that was happening in

56:34

Thailand. Oh, you need money? I

56:37

do. No problem. How much do

56:39

you need? Oh, like $30,000. I

56:41

hope to be able to pay

56:43

you back. That's a big ask.

56:46

Okay, as collateral, get naked. We're

56:48

just gonna take a nude picture

56:50

to have on file in case

56:52

you don't pay us back. Oh

56:54

my God, I will pay you

56:57

back. I'll get you to pay

56:59

back. I mean, I would be

57:01

the soonest I've paid anything off.

57:03

Yeah. It's just sold my home.

57:06

That's crazy, dude. You hear my

57:08

dad picture to get out. See

57:10

me naked. But you have no

57:12

less. I don't care. I'm living

57:15

it. Starting over, guys. It's Dave

57:17

and Chuck the Freak. Dave and

57:19

Chuck the Freak. Email at David

57:21

Chuck the freak.com. Hi

57:29

there. Thursday. 10th of April. David

57:31

checked the freak. All I can

57:34

think of is am I going

57:36

to get a $450 ticket? Hi.

57:38

Where'd you park? So you do?

57:40

My community, there's red light cameras.

57:42

Oh yeah, you're screwed. So this

57:44

morning, you're screwed, dude. We have

57:46

this rear, really weird mix of

57:49

like rain and the sleet and

57:51

snow. where we are. Yep. And

57:53

I went to stop, as I'm

57:55

approaching the intersection, it changed the

57:57

yellow. And I went to stop

57:59

and I started to slide a

58:02

bit. So I just let my

58:04

foot off the break and went

58:06

through. And did I give you

58:08

a pass and weather condition? I

58:10

don't know if they do. Because

58:12

I think it just takes a

58:15

picture. You have to fight it.

58:17

I will have to fight it,

58:19

but damn, but it's like crazy.

58:21

expensive I think it's like 450

58:23

bucks or something that's so much

58:25

for like a like a red

58:27

light ticket or what I know

58:30

I agree though you should be

58:32

able to three three 25 still

58:34

not great but three 25 like

58:36

if you would have slammed on

58:38

your brakes you potentially cause an

58:40

accident right so like going through

58:43

is probably the safer thing which

58:45

is what a lot of people

58:47

do in that situation right there

58:49

was no traffic coming the other

58:51

direction and I thought okay just

58:53

let the foot off the break

58:56

and go through instead of Yeah,

58:58

I've never liked that. I was

59:00

always bummed out when I found

59:02

out they had like the cameras

59:04

on the stoplights They had them

59:06

in Ohio when I grew up

59:09

out down there See it's just

59:11

like they'd send you a ticket

59:13

like a month and a half

59:15

two months later Yeah, like I

59:17

remember they had set up the

59:19

speed cams for a while and

59:21

there was such a revolt at

59:24

the time Where I was living

59:26

where I grew up and they

59:28

removed them now they might be

59:30

back and I just don't know

59:32

I haven't been there in so

59:34

long but like I've heard about

59:37

these red light cams and I

59:39

don't think they're I don't think

59:41

they care about you you know

59:43

they just care about you can

59:45

do people care about you can

59:47

do people fight them if they

59:50

feel there is that you can

59:52

find anything right I yeah but

59:54

people are saying then they'll probably

59:56

to say you were driving two

59:58

factors gonna say it was on

1:00:00

you yeah it was on you

1:00:02

to stop right well the cameras

1:00:05

are so much better than it

1:00:07

was like 20 years ago maybe

1:00:09

or something and it was like

1:00:11

the camera was so bad that

1:00:13

the picture they sent me and

1:00:15

me running the red light Look

1:00:18

like one of those paintings that

1:00:20

you make with just dots. Oh,

1:00:22

yeah Oh my god, yeah, no.

1:00:24

Yeah, now they're, they zoom right

1:00:26

in on your license plate. They're

1:00:28

like, look at you. Then they

1:00:31

show a picture of Dave's face.

1:00:33

Yeah. Yeah. And they're probably right

1:00:35

about your speed, Dave. When I

1:00:37

spun out on the freeway, I

1:00:39

was doing the speed limit. I

1:00:41

still got a ticket for too

1:00:43

fast for conditions. Yeah, see? And

1:00:46

we all know Al drives like

1:00:48

a grandpa, so it's hard. He

1:00:50

gets a ticket. I'm screwed. You

1:00:52

are slow it down now. That

1:00:54

was when I had my Subaru.

1:00:56

Yeah. That was the end of

1:00:59

it. That was the end of

1:01:01

my Subaru. I forgot you were

1:01:03

Subaru Brothers for a while. Because

1:01:05

I didn't have the Subaru. No.

1:01:07

Yeah. Because I didn't have the

1:01:09

Subaru. Yeah, of course. Maybe that

1:01:12

was the weird. Kismet, one person

1:01:14

on the show must have a

1:01:16

super. Oh, yeah. It's like Kersemoke

1:01:18

Island. It's the demons. Yeah. The

1:01:20

demons didn't have a super. Not

1:01:22

more likely to be a scissor,

1:01:25

so it should be me who

1:01:27

is it? Oh, I guess you

1:01:29

are. I love the idea of

1:01:31

a professional wrestling tag team called

1:01:33

the Subaru Brothers. Yeah, I can

1:01:35

I already see their outfits. Yeah,

1:01:37

there's a white lamb boy. I

1:01:40

see the whole feather boas. Yeah,

1:01:42

I love it. Well, you know

1:01:44

our finishing move, you know, we

1:01:46

don't do a figure for a

1:01:48

leg lock. We scissors. Oh, yeah.

1:01:50

There's already some guys that's here.

1:01:53

Jason. We got back a plan

1:01:55

for when the show's over. The

1:01:57

Super-brothers! Like Sizzimony, bro! He's got

1:01:59

him in the scissors! Yeah. That's

1:02:01

true. There's an option for you

1:02:03

guys. Yeah, I believe it's the

1:02:06

tag team that was, I don't,

1:02:08

I haven't seen it in a

1:02:10

while, so they might have all

1:02:12

broke up and, but it was,

1:02:14

uh, Mr. As. Oh, yes, the,

1:02:16

uh, manager. Bad-as Billy Gumb. Did

1:02:18

a sizzer move? No, you well,

1:02:21

yeah, you'll either they say to

1:02:23

him sizzer me daddy and then

1:02:25

they Oh man I thought I

1:02:27

had a great idea. Yeah, you'd

1:02:29

have to say that to Al

1:02:31

he's a sizzer me daddy It's

1:02:34

so awesome. Yeah, I mean, honestly,

1:02:36

because on the sub. Yeah, yeah,

1:02:38

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Sizzer

1:02:40

anyways daddy Al Yeah. All right,

1:02:42

that was too much. Yeah, too

1:02:44

much. Cisn't like you. Too much

1:02:47

around. Yeah, he didn't like you

1:02:49

putting his actual name in there.

1:02:51

Yeah, he just left. All right,

1:02:53

coming up here, celebrity dirt and

1:02:55

sports news is on the way.

1:02:57

Which famous rocker's wife was shot

1:03:00

and then arrested in Los Angeles?

1:03:02

What's the latest trouble for NFL

1:03:04

superstar Tyrike Hill? And how did

1:03:06

a University of Michigan coach hack

1:03:08

wide receiver was involved? in a

1:03:10

domestic dispute and apparently was holding

1:03:12

his five-month-old daughter on the balcony

1:03:15

and it was all caught on

1:03:17

someone's cell phone video. Here's the

1:03:19

story on this now from WPLG

1:03:21

TV. The call goes out as

1:03:23

an assault in progress. The call

1:03:25

goes out. Police raced to the

1:03:28

Porsche Design Building in Sunny Isles.

1:03:30

The mother-in-law of Miami Dolphins star

1:03:32

wide receiver Tyrike Hill calls the

1:03:34

cops. The call goes out as

1:03:36

an assault in progress. When police

1:03:38

get there they make contact with

1:03:41

Hill his wife Kita Hill and

1:03:43

their child. I'm ready for it.

1:03:45

They also speak to Tyriek's mother-in-law

1:03:47

Alicia Bekaro. Let's get right to

1:03:49

the police report quote. Vekaro stated

1:03:51

that Tyriek is very aggressive and

1:03:53

impulsive and that he has anger

1:03:56

issues and she is afraid for

1:03:58

her daughter and when she saw

1:04:00

Tyriek arguing and her daughter's computer

1:04:02

to the floor and later grabbing

1:04:04

her granddaughter and start walking with

1:04:06

her in his arms towards the

1:04:09

balcony of their 35th floor residence,

1:04:11

she called the police. Get out,

1:04:13

get out! Remember last September when

1:04:15

he was pulled over by Miami-Dade

1:04:17

officers outside Hard Rock Stadium? On

1:04:19

game day, those traffic citations were

1:04:22

eventually dropped. Straight out of the

1:04:24

police report, Tyreek's wife tells cops

1:04:26

that our arguments with Tyreek are

1:04:28

becoming more frequent when she told

1:04:30

him he wasn't involved enough with

1:04:32

the baby. She says he grabbed

1:04:34

the baby and she's now in

1:04:37

the process of filing for divorce.

1:04:39

No charges in this case. Both

1:04:41

parties stated that the argument never

1:04:43

became physical, even though officers observed

1:04:45

the light redness mark bruise on

1:04:47

the mother's left upper chest and

1:04:50

questioned her about it. Okay,

1:04:53

now let's get to a statement from

1:04:55

the Miami Dolphins just put out a

1:04:57

short time ago. It reads, quote, on

1:04:59

Monday we were informed that the

1:05:01

police were called the Tyrike Hills

1:05:03

home and after conversations with Tyreke

1:05:06

and members of his family, the

1:05:08

police departed the residence without further

1:05:10

incident and the case was closed.

1:05:12

Let me translate that. He is

1:05:14

really good. With Tyreke and the

1:05:17

NFL and we'll have no... further

1:05:19

comment on this matter? Very good,

1:05:21

please. That's all it is. Player,

1:05:23

we'll just keep him. How about

1:05:25

that? Yep. Like his mother-in-law?

1:05:28

Little involved too there. Yeah,

1:05:30

I mean, it's one of those things.

1:05:32

I mean, I think if the report

1:05:34

was, he hit this kid or something

1:05:37

like that. No, no, no. He threw

1:05:39

the laptop to the ground. No, that's

1:05:41

what I'm saying. If the report was

1:05:44

that, then it would be different. I

1:05:46

mean... He threw a laptop

1:05:48

down. He can afford several

1:05:50

laptops if he wants to

1:05:52

throw one on the ground. I guess

1:05:55

he can. All right, more news for

1:05:57

a Michigan coach. Well, we had heard

1:05:59

about. the assistant GM of

1:06:01

the Tigers actually yesterday getting

1:06:03

in some trouble for sending

1:06:06

apparent penis picks to staff.

1:06:08

Now on the other end

1:06:10

of this a University of

1:06:12

Michigan coach apparently hacked thousands

1:06:14

thousands of intimate images from

1:06:16

victims. How did he do it? Let's

1:06:19

get the whole story on this now

1:06:21

from ABC News. Take a listen. Tonight

1:06:24

the stunning volume of explicit

1:06:26

images investigators say they've seized

1:06:28

from former University of Michigan

1:06:30

coach Matt Weiss. Did you

1:06:32

ever mean to say? The

1:06:35

Justice Department emailing thousands of

1:06:37

victims telling them Weiss gained

1:06:39

unauthorized access to their email,

1:06:41

social media, and cloud storage

1:06:43

accounts and stole thousands of

1:06:45

candid, intimate photographs and videos.

1:06:48

It feels that much more

1:06:50

devastating to find out that you... weren't

1:06:52

protected, that again you're treated

1:06:54

like nothing more than an object.

1:06:57

Prosecutors say some of those hacked

1:06:59

images show victims naked, some show

1:07:01

victims engaged in explicit sexual acts.

1:07:04

Investigators say they discovered the images

1:07:06

on Weiss's electronic devices and storage

1:07:08

accounts after he was accused of

1:07:11

hacking more than 3,300 people, mainly

1:07:13

female college athletes, keeping notes commenting

1:07:16

on their bodies and their sexual

1:07:18

preferences. The indictment says Weiss hacked

1:07:20

into a third-party vendor that maintains

1:07:23

student databases for more than a

1:07:25

hundred colleges and universities across the

1:07:27

country and even cracked the encryption

1:07:30

protecting the passwords simply by doing

1:07:32

research online. Just a chilling

1:07:34

development, David prosecutor saying that

1:07:36

Weiss researched online how to

1:07:39

access these accounts, then mind

1:07:41

personal information like mothers made

1:07:44

names, pet names, places of

1:07:46

birth, Weiss has pleaded not

1:07:48

guilty to all charges. That is

1:07:50

like a full-time job. Yeah. He

1:07:53

really farmed people? He's super

1:07:55

purvily into that. Yeah, it's disturbing.

1:07:57

Yeah. Wow. Also major security.

1:07:59

breach there like yeah they're gonna

1:08:01

be in some trouble here what he

1:08:03

did like he hacked the one thing

1:08:06

but then he took it to the

1:08:08

step of like you know when you

1:08:10

say oh I can't remember my password

1:08:12

and they're like all right well we

1:08:14

need your mother's maiden name where were

1:08:16

you born but all these different things

1:08:18

he just went and found that stuff

1:08:20

out how could you find that out

1:08:22

well it might tell you in the

1:08:25

records of all of those athletes okay

1:08:27

like born in this city So then

1:08:29

you know that, then you just go

1:08:31

on social media, you find out who

1:08:33

the mom is. A lot of people's

1:08:35

Facebook, it shows your name, and then

1:08:37

your former last name, and then your

1:08:39

current last name. 3,300 people. That's a

1:08:41

lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.

1:08:44

Insane. Terrible for those people. Because it

1:08:46

went on for so long, right, between

1:08:48

2015 and 2023. And like once you

1:08:50

get into that eye cloud, a lot

1:08:52

of people, all their stuff goes to

1:08:54

the eye cloud. So if

1:08:56

you're doing stuff with your boyfriend and

1:08:59

sending things, it's all there. It's all

1:09:01

there. Well, the 89th Master's tease off

1:09:03

today and there is still some time

1:09:05

to get in some bets if you

1:09:08

want to try and make some cash.

1:09:10

Not your case and others. Here's a

1:09:12

few betting tips for the novices, along

1:09:14

with what they say are the best

1:09:17

bets in the field. Even though Scotty

1:09:19

Shefler is the favorite, he is one

1:09:21

of the Masters twice before 2022 and

1:09:23

2024. A repeat is extremely difficult. So

1:09:26

they say stay away from him as

1:09:28

a win bet. A better safety would

1:09:30

be Rory McElroy to finish in the

1:09:32

top five. Well, yeah, you can do

1:09:35

that. He'll be second. He almost always

1:09:37

just doesn't win it. Lots of other

1:09:39

options for you there, but you're out.

1:09:42

Your master's not a thing. No, I'm

1:09:44

not going to bet the master's. No,

1:09:46

too much other stuff to save up

1:09:48

for. A couple things by the way

1:09:51

at the masters. The broadcasters, the broadcasters,

1:09:53

the broadcasters, the broadcasters, the broadcasters are

1:09:55

never allowed. Like these are words they're

1:09:57

forbidden from saying. Fans. Since

1:10:00

the word fan comes from fanatical,

1:10:02

Augusta will only allow patrons. Oh,

1:10:04

that's wild. They're never allowed to

1:10:07

say the fans are here. Well,

1:10:09

I guess I always heard them

1:10:11

call them the crowd or something.

1:10:13

I never did ever see them

1:10:15

say fans. Yeah. Rough. There's no

1:10:18

rough at Augusta. They are to

1:10:20

call it the second cut. Oh,

1:10:22

they do say the second cut.

1:10:24

Augusta has 44 bunk, and that's

1:10:27

what they'll be called. Never a

1:10:29

sandrap. Okay. Since back

1:10:31

nine sounds too much like backside,

1:10:33

they have to call it the

1:10:36

second nine. You like to play

1:10:38

the back nine? I'll try the

1:10:40

second nine. That's so weird. Driving

1:10:42

range is not to be called

1:10:45

that. They have to call it

1:10:47

the tournament practice area. It's never

1:10:49

to be called a country club.

1:10:52

Just the Augusta National Golf Club.

1:10:54

Toosum, if a golfer ends up

1:10:56

playing with another player this weekend,

1:10:59

it'll be a pairing. Never a

1:11:01

two-sum based on the sexual connotation.

1:11:03

Fourth round. But they do call

1:11:06

it forsoms all the time, right?

1:11:08

The forest, five. So they don't

1:11:10

mind four. They have no problem

1:11:13

with four. They hate the idea

1:11:15

of number two people. They're just

1:11:17

so worried about sexual connotation. Backside

1:11:20

and twosoms, that's crazy. Fourth round.

1:11:22

Round four of the Masters is

1:11:24

to be called the final round

1:11:27

only. And sponsors who back the

1:11:29

PGA tour events, no free publicity

1:11:31

here. They can never say it's

1:11:34

like the, you know, Coke Masters.

1:11:36

Oh no, it's too. Well that

1:11:38

would be wild if they said

1:11:41

they're the Coke Masters. Yeah, that's

1:11:43

a totally different thing. You're watching

1:11:45

the Coke Masters. Yeah, you gotta

1:11:48

write that out. That's an exciting

1:11:50

show. Yeah. Tonight on Coke Masters.

1:11:52

Whoa! There's screaming and paranoid like

1:11:55

usual. Coca-Cola, I guess you have

1:11:57

to say. Coca-Cola masters. There you

1:11:59

go. The barrier between professional athletics

1:12:02

and the world of Barbie has

1:12:04

just been burst. Mattel announced a

1:12:06

collaboration with the LeBron James Family

1:12:08

Foundation. LeBron James becomes the first

1:12:11

professional athlete Kendall. Pretty cool. Look

1:12:13

at him. He is indeed, can

1:12:15

enough. Yeah. Instead of an NBA

1:12:18

uniform, it's going to feature him

1:12:20

in an adjustable multi-accessory outfit worthy

1:12:22

of a pre-game entrance to the

1:12:25

locker room. The doll is going

1:12:27

to be available starting at noon

1:12:29

on Monday at Target, Amazon, Walmart,

1:12:32

and Mattel. It'll be a cheap

1:12:34

$75. No way. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:12:36

that's my question. Collectors, collectors. Just

1:12:39

collectors? Because like Chuck, are you

1:12:41

going to play with the LeBron

1:12:43

doll? Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't

1:12:46

I? So just big LeBron fans?

1:12:48

No, I think like Barbie collectors,

1:12:50

like you know that it's like

1:12:53

a rare thing, so you buy

1:12:55

it up. You know? He probably

1:12:57

got a boatload of money for

1:13:00

that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like when

1:13:02

Stella was into Barbies, she had

1:13:04

just a couple of them that

1:13:07

were bought I would say as

1:13:09

a collector's piece like the Sally

1:13:11

Ride one which is still in

1:13:14

the box. The other one she

1:13:16

bought was like this short haired

1:13:18

little blonde Barbie and but then

1:13:21

she took it out of the

1:13:23

box died its hair. Oh no.

1:13:25

Gave it a haircut. Oh. So

1:13:28

that one is no longer collectible.

1:13:30

So. Yeah this was. This is

1:13:32

what Stella did. And I'm not

1:13:35

saying about like a limited edition

1:13:37

or anything so I don't know

1:13:39

if they're. I would guess I

1:13:41

would guess it'll be limited. You

1:13:44

think so? Yeah. But I mean

1:13:46

it's being sold at Amazon Walmart.

1:13:48

Oh they've got thousands of them

1:13:51

I'm sure but. I you know

1:13:53

so I'm just saying I don't

1:13:55

know if there'll be a lot

1:13:58

of money in buying it trying

1:14:00

to resell it online if there's

1:14:02

oh no I think you go

1:14:05

would have to wait you're gonna

1:14:07

have to wait on this one

1:14:09

I'm gonna wait for the Miami

1:14:12

LeBron which is a possible upcoming

1:14:14

well why that's what Barbies do

1:14:16

right they just they change the

1:14:19

outfit and then you got to

1:14:21

buy the new one yeah Court's

1:14:23

really going to wait for the

1:14:26

silk pajamas. Oh, yeah. Oh, a

1:14:28

nice little accessory pack. Yeah. They

1:14:30

have. They can both sleep together

1:14:33

wearing them. Oh, yeah. He goes

1:14:35

right on the pillow beside you.

1:14:37

Little tidy matching pillow. Yeah. Well,

1:14:40

two lengthy losing streaks in college

1:14:42

baseball were just broken in one

1:14:44

day. Here's that. Two schools on

1:14:47

one field. A combined 141 straight

1:14:49

losses between them. The Lehman College

1:14:51

Lightning on a 42-game losing streak,

1:14:54

the Yishiva University Maccabees 99 games

1:14:56

straight without a victory. But Tuesday,

1:14:58

with their classmates in the stands,

1:15:01

the two New York schools showed

1:15:03

up and one had to walk

1:15:05

away a winner. It was a

1:15:08

battle back and forth. Justin Chamorro

1:15:10

was on the pitchers mound for

1:15:12

Lehman. You gotta be optimistic because

1:15:14

when you're in a hole like

1:15:17

that, it's hard, it's hard to

1:15:19

find the positives. I kept telling

1:15:21

my team is that. Just keep

1:15:24

pushing, it's gonna happen. By the

1:15:26

final inning, Lehman College came out

1:15:28

on top. When you guys won,

1:15:31

what was that feeling like? A

1:15:33

sense of relief, a sense of

1:15:35

joy. When there's a lot of

1:15:38

adversity going your way. It's that

1:15:40

much sweeter on the other side.

1:15:42

With its streak broken, Lehman was

1:15:45

riding high. Yeshiva, now facing down

1:15:47

100 losses in a row. But

1:15:49

they had another chance. A second

1:15:52

game against Lehman, the very same

1:15:54

day. In the final... bad. Yeshiva

1:15:56

University Maccabees, move winners. Different folks

1:15:59

in sports, caressing a mountain can

1:16:01

be, winning a championship. For us,

1:16:03

winning a game, was that for

1:16:06

us. Success doesn't last forever, needed

1:16:08

this failure. Everything to get a

1:16:10

new opportunity to show up. Two

1:16:13

teams, two hard-earned victories. Reminding us

1:16:15

all to never give him. 100

1:16:17

game losing streak. How's the morale

1:16:20

there? It's not great. Rowan had

1:16:22

one of his like baseball buddies

1:16:24

go to a school and I

1:16:27

think they lost every single game.

1:16:29

You know, I mean sometimes you

1:16:31

just lose every single game, you

1:16:34

know. Do you think like 50

1:16:36

games in there like, let's go.

1:16:38

Every time. I don't know. I

1:16:40

don't know. I don't know. Give

1:16:43

it a try. I think that's

1:16:45

more like it. You know. Moving

1:16:47

on to celebrity dirt, a bizarre

1:16:50

story involving yesterday in Los Angeles

1:16:52

involving a crash on a freeway,

1:16:54

a man hunt, the arrest of

1:16:57

a man in his underwear, and

1:16:59

the police shooting of an uninvolved

1:17:01

woman has taken an even more

1:17:04

surreal twist when you find out

1:17:06

it's the wife of a famous

1:17:08

rocker. The wife of the basest,

1:17:11

I say famous a little loosely,

1:17:13

the basest from Weezer. Okay. I

1:17:15

mean I think I know him.

1:17:18

That's a guy you got to

1:17:20

be like, what? You're the beast

1:17:22

basis from, oh, we are, oh

1:17:25

yeah. She was the one involved

1:17:27

in all this. Crazy story, KTLA

1:17:29

in Los Angeles has the details.

1:17:32

New cell phone video tonight shows

1:17:34

Jillian Shriner on the ground with

1:17:36

a gunshot wound then being cuffed

1:17:39

and taken into police custody. Oh

1:17:41

wow, okay. It's a little crazy.

1:17:43

I think they're just trying to

1:17:46

come on aggressive. Neighbors on Eagle

1:17:48

Vista Drive in Eagle Rock reacting

1:17:50

to the LAPD shooting and arrest

1:17:53

of the 51-year-old wife of Wezer

1:17:55

Band members. not Shriner, after police

1:17:57

activity nearby on the 134 freeway.

1:18:00

Five helicopters, lots of police activity,

1:18:02

sirens. It was unsettling. I mean,

1:18:04

it doesn't happen here very often.

1:18:07

if at all. So, yeah, it

1:18:09

was strange. It was a strange

1:18:11

day. It was strange. Three suspects

1:18:13

Tuesday being chased by police ran

1:18:16

into the Eagle Rock neighborhood. The

1:18:18

LAPD says Shriner, who was not

1:18:20

involved in the chase, came out

1:18:23

of her home with a gun.

1:18:25

The officers ordered Shriner to drop

1:18:27

the handgun numerous times. Instead, they

1:18:30

say she pointed the weapon at

1:18:32

officers and they opened fire. Shriner

1:18:34

was shot in the shoulder, but

1:18:37

not... seriously injured. Neighbors took cover

1:18:39

from the chaos. I got my

1:18:41

kids that we went into a

1:18:44

place in the house where it's

1:18:46

away from anywhere near a backyard

1:18:48

or you know where they could

1:18:51

come through. Although police are not

1:18:53

saying if Shriner fired her weapon

1:18:55

she now has been charged with

1:18:58

attempted murder. Scott Shriner arrived home

1:19:00

tonight but told us I can't

1:19:02

talk to you right now. Yeah,

1:19:05

well no. He's driving a Subaru.

1:19:07

Did you see that? I did.

1:19:09

That's the start. That's how you

1:19:12

know things are tough. Wasn't it

1:19:14

a Subaru? Was it? I thought

1:19:16

it was. Is that not a

1:19:19

Subaru? What does that say? A

1:19:21

lot. That's a Subaru logo, right?

1:19:23

I think so. Yeah. Out. Let's

1:19:26

turn your mic on. Right, so

1:19:28

we know that none of the

1:19:30

LAPD officers were injured in that

1:19:33

incident, but they tell us they

1:19:35

did recover a 9mm handgun at

1:19:37

the scene. By the way, two

1:19:40

of the three suspects that were

1:19:42

involved in that original hit and

1:19:44

run on the 134 freeway got

1:19:46

away. It's just crazy that you

1:19:49

could have stuff going on with

1:19:51

you and an incident happens that

1:19:53

you're not related to, but like,

1:19:56

then cops are all outside. And

1:19:58

that had that. Something

1:20:01

in your brain triggers, let's go

1:20:03

get my gun and go outside

1:20:05

and point it at the cops. Did

1:20:07

she actually get shot? Like she stood

1:20:09

out on the shoulder. They said in

1:20:11

the shoulder. Yeah, like she was able

1:20:14

to walk and stuff. Yeah, they said

1:20:16

she did. Yeah, crazy thing to go

1:20:18

through. I just don't understand

1:20:20

it. And then the attempted murder thing.

1:20:22

Because she pointed her gun at the

1:20:25

cops. Yeah. She had a fire, she

1:20:27

could have killed one. Yeah. Weird.

1:20:29

Weird. Crazy. All right, the hot

1:20:31

to a girl making news again.

1:20:34

She's now officially an actress.

1:20:36

I can't wait to see

1:20:38

her films. Not now that

1:20:40

any suspicion of her financial

1:20:42

criminality is behind her. Haley

1:20:44

Welch, better known as the

1:20:46

hot to a girl, is

1:20:48

set to resume her quest

1:20:50

for world domination. She has

1:20:53

just been booked for a

1:20:55

cameo on the Hulu

1:20:57

series Chad Powers starring

1:20:59

Glenn Powell. I think

1:21:02

them all. Reportedly the

1:21:04

scene involves Powell's character

1:21:06

Russ Holliday celebrating his

1:21:09

draft pick to the XFL when

1:21:11

he bumps into the hak-to-a-girl

1:21:13

at a club. Huh? They're

1:21:16

not saying. So she's doing

1:21:18

like a just a cameo

1:21:20

as herself? I would think.

1:21:22

At least she's getting back

1:21:25

out there like doing something. Yeah.

1:21:27

Yeah. I think she was doing like our

1:21:29

podcast was all right like it was you

1:21:31

know what I mean like I thought that

1:21:33

was a good thing. I think she's just

1:21:35

she was just really naive as I think

1:21:37

a lot of people would be when you're

1:21:39

all of a sudden thrust into that world

1:21:41

and she's like naturally funny. Yeah well I

1:21:44

agree. Did you listen to our podcast? No

1:21:46

I've seen clips of it though. Like she's

1:21:48

got a good personality. Yeah like but like

1:21:50

I just think you know she might have

1:21:52

been surrounded by she might have been surrounded

1:21:54

by bad bad people. Oh, you hate it?

1:21:56

You don't like her? You know,

1:21:58

she's a try-hard, it, uh... I didn't

1:22:00

buy any of it. It was Al

1:22:02

that was really smitten by her wasn't

1:22:05

it? I think who wasn't. Yeah. Yeah.

1:22:07

She's just trying to do the Dolly

1:22:09

thing very hard. Oh you're picking up

1:22:12

on some Dolly. Like Dolly Park. Yeah.

1:22:14

Oh and just very oh gosh my

1:22:16

dog peed on me. Dog nab it.

1:22:18

Come on come down there and smack

1:22:21

you. She was doing a lot of

1:22:23

charity stuff for animals and stuff when

1:22:25

she was on she was on with

1:22:28

Whitney Cummings she was on with Whitney

1:22:30

Cummings she was on with Whitney Cummings

1:22:32

and she was I thought was very

1:22:34

funny on yeah she does a lot

1:22:37

of she was doing a lot of

1:22:39

like charity stuff for animals and stuff

1:22:41

when she was out and about yeah

1:22:43

like That's PR 101 baby. Oh yeah,

1:22:46

you should check out my animal stuff.

1:22:48

I'm doing stuff for lizards right now.

1:22:50

The court's drawing a line. It's like,

1:22:53

enough of that. Not support that bitch.

1:22:55

Just wait. The Minecraft, we talked about

1:22:57

it was, first of all, way more

1:22:59

successful than anyone could have predicted in

1:23:02

its opening weekend. And there's been a

1:23:04

lot of mayhem. at the movie theaters

1:23:06

and apparently that is ramping up as

1:23:09

more and more people are hearing about

1:23:11

what's becoming like what they do there

1:23:13

there's like certain moments when they all

1:23:15

go nuts and the cameras are rolling

1:23:18

it's great business for the movie it's

1:23:20

kept its numbers up because people keep

1:23:22

going back and wanting to be a

1:23:25

part of it but now some theaters

1:23:27

are like all right that's enough you

1:23:29

little jackasses you know one can be

1:23:31

at the movie without a chaperone oh

1:23:34

here's that story from Fox5 Anius, sweeping

1:23:36

through theaters around the world. It's also

1:23:38

the biggest movie opening year to date.

1:23:40

A feast for anyone who grew up

1:23:43

on the game and especially teenage boys.

1:23:45

Are you excited about it? I'm so

1:23:47

excited. This is me the best movie

1:23:50

of the year. For those who don't

1:23:52

know, Minecraft is a world building and

1:23:54

adventure. seeking game. Eric Fruji hosts the

1:23:56

podcast, Salesmen After Hours. It's a game

1:23:59

designed for younger people that want to

1:24:01

pursue engineering. It's a lot of the

1:24:03

only limit is your imagination. You can

1:24:06

build anything you want. Add Jack Black

1:24:08

and Jason Momoa to it and you've

1:24:10

got a winning formula because this is

1:24:12

what's going viral. Chicken jockey! Chicken Jockey?

1:24:15

It's from the game. It's adapted from

1:24:17

the game. It's like a little baby

1:24:19

zombie and it rides a chicken. That's

1:24:22

right, a baby zombie riding a chicken

1:24:24

causing kids to lose their minds. All

1:24:26

over social media kids are freaking out

1:24:28

and in some cases trashing their theaters.

1:24:31

Eric recorded this video at the township

1:24:33

theater in the township of Washington. Our

1:24:35

showing was a lot of primarily middle

1:24:37

school and high schoolers. So I kind

1:24:40

of overheard a lot of the groups

1:24:42

in the back. They were planning that

1:24:44

when the chicken jockey scene came on,

1:24:47

all of them are going to throw

1:24:49

their popcorn buckets. I think a good

1:24:51

minute and a half long standing ovation

1:24:53

for that. And I couldn't hear another

1:24:56

word after that. Same thing happened after

1:24:58

word after that. Same thing happened during

1:25:00

a recent showing in Clifton. Everyone went

1:25:03

crazy. They stood upside a clapping, but

1:25:05

no one threw anything in my theater.

1:25:07

Others are hoping for the best. So

1:25:09

you're probably expecting that in your... Yeah,

1:25:12

I want it to happen. I want

1:25:14

to see that. And before you ask,

1:25:16

no, after multiple hours of investigating chicken

1:25:19

jockey, I have no idea why it's

1:25:21

eliciting such a response and no Minecraft

1:25:23

fan that I have found can explain

1:25:25

it either. What? Yeah, you can. It's

1:25:28

like the... One of the lowest rates

1:25:30

of actually happening in Minecraft. So that

1:25:32

creature showing up, it's like a super

1:25:34

rare for that happen. It's the most

1:25:37

rare thing to happen I think so

1:25:39

that's why you're like oh my god.

1:25:41

They're like freaking out. Yeah, and I

1:25:44

also think you saw him They're teenage

1:25:46

boys. They're always up to something. And

1:25:48

like, even when the guy was like,

1:25:50

yeah, this is a chicken jaggy, and

1:25:53

it's, and all the guys, the background

1:25:55

look cool. Because they know, they got

1:25:57

planned. They're like, oh, we're gonna get

1:26:00

on my shoulders, but then we're gonna,

1:26:02

you know, it's, they're ready for this.

1:26:04

They're ready for this. Someone said at

1:26:06

the screening, we were at a sword

1:26:09

fight broke out in the middle of

1:26:11

the middle of course. I mean it's

1:26:13

just wild what's happening. It's like, um,

1:26:15

I don't I don't even know like

1:26:18

what to compare it to. Like Rocky

1:26:20

Horror Picture Show keeps coming out. Yeah,

1:26:22

that does. That's what they say. It

1:26:25

is that it is that movie for

1:26:27

this generation, that generation. I've never seen

1:26:29

Rocky Horror Picture Show or been to

1:26:31

a screen. I've seen parts of it.

1:26:34

I've seen parts of it. I never

1:26:36

sat down to watch. It was before

1:26:38

my time. Yeah, it was you know.

1:26:41

I know like meatloaf's in it, right?

1:26:43

I've seen it. I think it's terrible.

1:26:45

I thought meatloaf was in it. I

1:26:47

don't know enough to know. Someone said

1:26:50

I worked at MJR theaters during the

1:26:52

Avengers end game and the amount of

1:26:54

adults that threw popcorn during the Avengers

1:26:57

assemble line was crazy. They'd even get

1:26:59

ices on the walls. Why would they

1:27:01

do that? Why would they do that?

1:27:03

I never knew that was a thing.

1:27:06

I'd be like, why are you doing

1:27:08

that? Why did you do that? Adults.

1:27:10

First of all, one, I'd never waste

1:27:12

my delicious movie theater popcorn. No. Oh

1:27:15

man. Well, that's the thing, like the

1:27:17

theaters are kind of like, it sucks

1:27:19

to clean it all up. But, but

1:27:22

that's 15 bucks a pop. We're packed.

1:27:24

And they haven't been packed in a

1:27:26

long time. And they're all buying stuff

1:27:28

to throw. And they're all buying stuff

1:27:31

to throw. And they're all buying stuff

1:27:33

to throw. me bringing like my little

1:27:35

kid and I don't know because I'm

1:27:38

not like if I was dad that

1:27:40

was not on TikTok I wouldn't know

1:27:42

that this is about to happen and

1:27:44

it's chaos in there it's chaos in

1:27:47

there so I just like I mean

1:27:49

it's good for the theaters I guess

1:27:51

because they're like they'll get another bucket

1:27:54

and it's just another $45. Well sure,

1:27:56

yeah, unless they got to clean up

1:27:58

like butter, movie gear, butter, out of

1:28:00

seats and stuff. I gotta do that

1:28:03

anyway, I guess. Dwayne, so Dwayne you

1:28:05

would do this with the Rocky Horror

1:28:07

Picture Show, right? Yes, rip cord. What

1:28:09

did you get up to? Well back

1:28:12

then I was telling me we carried

1:28:14

you through stuff in accordance with the

1:28:16

scene of the show like when they

1:28:19

get when they they toasted like a

1:28:21

drink you through toast and when the

1:28:23

characters got married you through rice and

1:28:25

I can't really it was 40 years

1:28:28

ago so I can't remember the rest

1:28:30

of but that was the stuff we

1:28:32

threw were props for the scene in

1:28:35

the movie. Yeah and these guys like

1:28:37

when you when you look at Tik

1:28:39

Talk there'll be like lists of all

1:28:41

of all of the catch phrases that

1:28:44

are happening. There's like a top 50

1:28:46

there's like a top 10. And I

1:28:48

think they're just waiting for those things

1:28:51

to be said and then something is

1:28:53

happening during all of those moments. I

1:28:55

don't know if it's like he's saying

1:28:57

where it's officially like, okay, this happens

1:29:00

when this goes down. But if it

1:29:02

goes on longer, they might come up

1:29:04

with something like that. You know, said

1:29:06

we took our kids to the Minecraft

1:29:09

movie opening weekend and knew nothing about

1:29:11

this. It was the most obnoxious experience

1:29:13

we've ever added in a movie theater.

1:29:16

It's being around teen boys, man, when

1:29:18

you're a baseball coach. you realize just

1:29:20

how dumb they all are and it's

1:29:22

like it's just translating into this. Someone

1:29:25

said as an elder millennial who enjoys

1:29:27

some Minecraft I was interested in the

1:29:29

movie until I heard this. Yeah. Now

1:29:32

I will not see it. Not for

1:29:34

adults. To me it's like hey okay

1:29:36

they're gonna do all that stuff. I

1:29:38

do think that what they've done in

1:29:41

the movie is interesting because they've paid

1:29:43

like homage to the people that first

1:29:45

like streamed it on YouTube and so

1:29:48

like these kids that's kind of how

1:29:50

they grew up they were like watching

1:29:52

these streamers on YouTube and they'll say

1:29:54

one of their names are whatever in

1:29:57

it and they're like holy cow like

1:29:59

that's I think that's what started it

1:30:01

and now it's just been taken over

1:30:03

by there's like lots of like inside

1:30:06

jokes in that game or something it

1:30:08

seems like to me I gotta be

1:30:10

I don't know much about it but

1:30:13

it was just never my the video

1:30:15

games I played were always just like

1:30:17

you know like demon knights type stuff

1:30:19

yeah and that's my thing too like

1:30:22

I played builder games where I would

1:30:24

build things and Minecraft just I didn't

1:30:27

I was never interested. Don Quixong.

1:30:29

Oh yeah, Don Quixong. It's a

1:30:31

long, yeah. It's been a long

1:30:34

time. Someone said I teach middle

1:30:36

school, my students just told me

1:30:38

yesterday that at the screening they

1:30:41

were at, they all had to

1:30:43

stay and clean up the theater.

1:30:45

They made them clean it up

1:30:47

before they left. Yeah. That's fair?

1:30:50

Yeah that is fair. I think

1:30:52

that's fair. Chuck would not stay.

1:30:54

Oh look at that emergency exit.

1:30:56

Yeah, Chuck would be, he'd be

1:30:59

filing a kidnapping report. Yeah, oh

1:31:01

no. Get me out of there.

1:31:03

We're going to take a break

1:31:06

when we come back. How did

1:31:08

a woman con a bunch of

1:31:10

old broads out of one and

1:31:12

a half million bucks? Was a

1:31:15

big lady too busy ordering breakfast

1:31:17

to take someone's 911 call? Listen,

1:31:19

man. I'm hungry. And those crazy

1:31:21

Canadians, what odd place did a

1:31:24

Canadian have to be rescued from?

1:31:26

We'll get to that, and more,

1:31:28

we'll return right after this. More

1:31:30

when we return, live! It's Dave!

1:31:33

And Chuck the Freak! of

1:31:42

next year on David Chuck The

1:31:44

Freak. We've got a check of

1:31:47

the news to get to. Has

1:31:49

a lady's big mouth got her

1:31:51

some international attention? What horrible thing

1:31:53

happened to a constipated man on

1:31:55

a flight? Oh God, no. Constipations,

1:31:58

no joke. How did a woman

1:32:00

con a bunch of old broads

1:32:02

out of one and a half

1:32:04

million bucks and those crazy Canadians

1:32:07

all on the way? We'll start

1:32:09

with this. Oh, another bitch is

1:32:11

tripping. I'm gonna say something controversial.

1:32:13

Oh God. No, this is what

1:32:16

we had to do. This is

1:32:18

what we have to do. Here

1:32:20

we go. Women are... No. I

1:32:22

think, I believe, uh-huh. McGiddles is

1:32:25

a chubby person food. Whoa. Oh,

1:32:27

no, you're... As a chubby person,

1:32:29

I have to, I have to

1:32:31

say, you're right. You're probably hot

1:32:34

or something there. That's like the

1:32:36

least controversial thing you've ever said.

1:32:38

You know, I just feel like

1:32:40

there's some skinny McRiddles lovers are

1:32:43

like, I don't know, I don't

1:32:45

like it, Dave, and I thought

1:32:47

I'm way nothing. Well, I mean,

1:32:49

any time you, any time you

1:32:52

use. That's a chubby thing to

1:32:54

surround chubby or things. I think

1:32:56

you're right. I do like it.

1:32:58

I like it too. I don't

1:33:01

think I'm chubby. We're not chubby.

1:33:03

Way late in the game, I

1:33:05

try it like. It's good. I

1:33:07

don't go for it though. You

1:33:10

made a chubby choice though. That's

1:33:12

a chubby choice. It's like the

1:33:14

people that get a hamburger with

1:33:16

like donuts is the bun. That's

1:33:19

a chubby person. I never went

1:33:21

to buy it. It was here.

1:33:23

When I tried it, I was

1:33:25

like, that's pretty good. When you

1:33:28

had it, did you have like

1:33:30

a, what I would call a

1:33:32

that of syrup that you don't

1:33:34

get in? Well, you're not there

1:33:37

yet. You're not there yet. The

1:33:39

thing that fascinates me about the

1:33:41

McGrittles is the way that they

1:33:43

seem to have injected the syrup

1:33:46

into the pancake like they've been

1:33:48

there. The adamantium and Wolverine. Is

1:33:50

it moist? I don't know. I

1:33:52

honestly have never had one. It's

1:33:55

not like a gusher of... No,

1:33:57

no, no. It's just like subtle

1:33:59

little spots of some kind of

1:34:01

sciencey syrup. Yeah, yeah, syrup crystals.

1:34:04

Yeah. even like crystals I had

1:34:06

him like probably two two years

1:34:08

ago or something but I was

1:34:10

like a like a McMuffin I

1:34:13

don't like mixing the sweet with

1:34:15

my you know sausage and so

1:34:17

that's good away from it yeah

1:34:19

I don't mind it I didn't

1:34:22

breakfast but like hamburgers I'm not

1:34:24

I bring it up because there's

1:34:26

issue involving a 911 operator who

1:34:28

was too busy ordering a McGriddle

1:34:31

to speak to the guy that

1:34:33

was placing his 911 call I'll

1:34:35

get to you I'm saying I

1:34:37

believe she's a heavy woman. You're

1:34:40

risking it all. Because of her

1:34:42

order? Okay. I think you could

1:34:44

tell. To me that equals chubby

1:34:46

bitch. I need to know how

1:34:49

many and maybe they won't give

1:34:51

those kind of details but like

1:34:53

I believe in you. Okay let's

1:34:55

get to the story here about

1:34:57

a man who called 911 to

1:35:00

report a break-in but the dispatchers

1:35:02

too busy ordering... McGritles. W-T-O-C has

1:35:04

the details here. Say, says that

1:35:06

you may not have received the

1:35:09

answer you're looking for when you

1:35:11

call there. That's right. W-T-O-C investigative

1:35:13

anchor Haley Bolan has been looking

1:35:15

into Chatham County's 911 call volume

1:35:18

and brings us one man shocking

1:35:20

story. Yeah, Mike and Dawn, Dylan

1:35:22

Johnson called 911 in February when

1:35:24

he thought someone was breaking into

1:35:27

his home. When he finally made

1:35:29

contact with the dispatcher, he says

1:35:31

she was ordering breakfast. This Valentine's

1:35:33

Day, Dylan Johnson started his morning

1:35:36

by calling 911. My wife called

1:35:38

me while I was at work

1:35:40

at about 930 and said someone

1:35:42

we know was snooping around the

1:35:45

house, knocking on the windows and

1:35:47

stuff. He called

1:35:49

the county's non-emergency line first, followed

1:35:51

by 911 three times, finally getting

1:35:54

an answer by 931 after trying

1:35:56

for about six minutes, according to

1:35:58

his phone's call law. Oh wow.

1:36:01

So I was panicking because you

1:36:03

know my wife is home alone

1:36:05

with my five month old daughter

1:36:08

and I was you know coming

1:36:10

home not knowing what I was

1:36:13

going to come home to. After

1:36:15

about three minutes into Johnson's 911

1:36:17

call you can hear the dispatcher

1:36:20

talking to others around her and

1:36:22

appearing to order breakfast. W. T.

1:36:24

O. C. Johnson

1:36:28

says he was stunned by what

1:36:30

he heard. If it didn't happen

1:36:32

to me I wouldn't believe that

1:36:35

that happened to someone else. That's

1:36:37

how unbelievable it really is. When

1:36:39

police arrived Johnson says whoever was

1:36:41

there at his house had already

1:36:43

left. He says his wife was

1:36:46

shaken up but his family was

1:36:48

okay. We sat down with Chatham

1:36:50

County Commission Chairman Chester Ellis to

1:36:52

ask him about this. He says

1:36:54

the dispatcher's actions are under review.

1:36:57

That should never happen. Okay, your

1:36:59

order and breakfast should be different

1:37:01

from your answer to the call

1:37:03

and the two should never intertwine

1:37:05

Unlike Johnson, many callers give up

1:37:08

before they ever get an answer.

1:37:10

WTOC investigates obtained county data that

1:37:12

shows just last year. 24% of

1:37:14

calls were marked as abandoned. That's

1:37:16

nearly one in four. Prior years

1:37:18

show a similar trend. In 2023

1:37:21

abandoned calls were up to 27%

1:37:23

according to county records. That's up

1:37:25

for more than 18% in 2022,

1:37:27

19% in 2021 and 14% in

1:37:29

2020. Ellis says there's room. for

1:37:32

improvement. Oh, every day I want

1:37:34

an improvement. Every day I want

1:37:36

to be better than I was

1:37:38

the day before. So we go

1:37:40

through evaluation process. Chatham County has

1:37:43

been working toward building a new

1:37:45

83,000 square foot multi agency public

1:37:47

safety facility that would house the

1:37:49

county's E 911 center and new

1:37:51

dispatch equipment, but still doesn't have

1:37:53

anyone to build it. Did she

1:37:56

know like? I think she was

1:37:58

asking around to the people in

1:38:00

the office and some there's a

1:38:02

bigger person that at least works

1:38:04

with her who was like Yeah,

1:38:07

no, she said McGriddles. So either

1:38:09

she was giving her order to

1:38:11

someone or like someone was like,

1:38:13

yeah, get me a McGriddles. Yeah,

1:38:15

that's what I think was happening.

1:38:18

So she's like taking an order

1:38:20

while she's like, yeah, there's someone

1:38:22

at the house, McGriddles. Yeah. I

1:38:24

mean, you can't get caught saying

1:38:26

that kind of stuff. No, you

1:38:29

can't. You really can't. And I

1:38:31

don't know how busy their system

1:38:33

is. I believe that our system

1:38:35

around here was like that for

1:38:37

a few years, where you could

1:38:39

just call. Oh, and no one

1:38:42

would answer. And no one would

1:38:44

answer. Yeah. I never thought about

1:38:46

the fact that there might be

1:38:48

like 911 bloopers. a lot of

1:38:50

times because it becomes the kid

1:38:53

it has to be released it's

1:38:55

like the kid that calls in

1:38:57

like all that kind of stuff

1:38:59

you know there was the one

1:39:01

where the guy got super high

1:39:04

and thought he was dying on

1:39:06

those brownies yeah that one someone

1:39:08

says work for a sheriff's office

1:39:10

somewhere here in Florida mhm i

1:39:12

can confirm a lot of those

1:39:14

dispatch ladies are large yeah like

1:39:17

if you would have heard him

1:39:19

like 12 McRiddles There was a

1:39:21

story we had one time where

1:39:23

they there was like a large

1:39:25

lady they got her like her

1:39:28

very own like awesome chairs. Yes.

1:39:30

Yes. Yes. It was like a

1:39:32

very reinforced chair. We did I

1:39:34

think it was a little into

1:39:36

the show. It might have been

1:39:39

a bit. We remember something you

1:39:41

don't? Yeah, I don't remember. It's

1:39:43

backwards day. Steve is in Livonia.

1:39:45

Hi Steve, what's your comment? Make

1:39:48

an homemade McGiddles to the fat

1:39:50

man's delight if you inject a

1:39:52

syrup in the little baby pancakes

1:39:54

like some kind of kitchen crackhead

1:39:56

chemist And they are they are

1:39:59

just to be what you have

1:40:01

syrup injector? He does. Every, every

1:40:03

larger man. Yeah, well, I'm the

1:40:05

highly told myself the fat man

1:40:07

in the making. Oh, there's a

1:40:09

little fat guy that lives inside

1:40:11

of me and, uh, yeah, my

1:40:13

wife, uh, she tends, she tends

1:40:15

to do him, you know, but

1:40:17

yeah, she puts, she gets a

1:40:19

little injector like a crackhead in

1:40:21

the kitchen and then inject a

1:40:24

syrup in the little baby pancake.

1:40:26

where I bid in and maple,

1:40:28

real maple syrup came out, then

1:40:30

I might give him a word.

1:40:32

Well, see, that's why the homemade

1:40:34

one, like that guy is involved with

1:40:36

someone who really loves him. I mean,

1:40:38

she is painstakingly and she's acting syrup

1:40:41

into baby pancakes. I mean, I've never

1:40:43

seen that kind of love. So I

1:40:45

can't even, I can't even. He

1:40:47

wasn't doing it himself? No,

1:40:49

he said my wife tends

1:40:51

to me. Yeah, that's nice.

1:40:54

Tends to the little fat

1:40:56

man inside of him. Very

1:40:58

nice. You got a good man.

1:41:00

You got a good, but yeah, you

1:41:02

can't. I do think a homemade

1:41:05

one, if you did a right and

1:41:07

use the best kind of stuff,

1:41:09

would be vastly. Oh yeah. Yeah,

1:41:12

but it seems like it would

1:41:14

take love. You know what I mean?

1:41:17

Like, it needs love. It's got,

1:41:19

there's an art to making it.

1:41:21

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It was the, yes,

1:41:23

the mother answered the daughter's

1:41:25

911 call during an armed

1:41:27

robbery and this, if you

1:41:29

want, maybe that's where my

1:41:32

image of dispatchers comes from.

1:41:34

Maybe. It's because it's in

1:41:36

my head. This woman is

1:41:38

so big. She's like a

1:41:40

triple quarter pounder with cheese

1:41:42

under that. She has, I'm

1:41:44

not. Joking here, she's got

1:41:46

four boobs. You're absolutely correct.

1:41:49

That's what her body looks

1:41:51

like four breasts quadruple knockers.

1:41:53

Yep That's nuts. Like she's on

1:41:55

top of other two, but under

1:41:57

the two is another two so

1:41:59

large. I could do unspeakable things

1:42:01

to either. Oh my God. Don't

1:42:03

even... Don't even say it. I

1:42:06

won't. Yeah, the story we had,

1:42:08

they had a special custom made

1:42:10

big lady dispatcher chair for her.

1:42:12

They did. I mean, they needed

1:42:15

it. Yeah. For sure they do.

1:42:17

I'm thinking, I'm getting closer and

1:42:19

closer to buying one of them

1:42:21

wide chairs. I love the idea.

1:42:24

No, but you know, a tight

1:42:26

chair. No, but I see what

1:42:28

you mean. Don't wear stretchy jeans

1:42:30

like I wear. If I put

1:42:33

on a real pair of jeans,

1:42:35

I realize you can't fit in

1:42:37

your chair. You'll be like, damn,

1:42:39

I gotta do something. Yeah, that's

1:42:42

true. But I don't know, they

1:42:44

call to me a nice wide

1:42:46

chair. Oh. Get a recliner in

1:42:48

here. Oh, I love the idea.

1:42:50

Speaking of big ladies, this lady

1:42:53

in Alaska. She has now officially

1:42:55

declared the world's biggest mouthcape. What

1:42:57

are we talking about here? Like

1:42:59

from teeth? Like she can open

1:43:02

her mouth the widest. She's like

1:43:04

catching salmon up there? Just with

1:43:06

her mouth? They jump right in.

1:43:08

They jump right in it. This

1:43:11

woman from Alaska had her massive

1:43:13

mouth measured by a dentist and

1:43:15

she has broken a Guinness World

1:43:17

record with her 2.98 inch gape,

1:43:20

almost three inch wide mouth gape.

1:43:22

Marie Pearl, Zellmer Robinson said she

1:43:24

always knew she had a large

1:43:26

mouth, but she never considered it

1:43:29

could be a world record until

1:43:31

she saw a record of the

1:43:33

previous record holder. I mean, it

1:43:35

would be wild to be like,

1:43:38

here's the world record holder for

1:43:40

something and you just realize, I

1:43:42

do that way. My mouth is

1:43:44

way easier than that. Here is

1:43:47

her... Deca Burger. Hold on, just

1:43:49

wait a second, why, I get

1:43:51

a hold on, I gotta match

1:43:53

up the things and... And then

1:43:56

I got... Yeah, okay, yeah. Here

1:43:58

she is. Here she is. We

1:44:00

can listen now. I don't like

1:44:02

her. Oh my god. One, two,

1:44:05

three, four, five, six, at least

1:44:07

seven paddy burgers she can fit

1:44:09

in her mouth. Whoa! I want

1:44:11

to go home. I have always

1:44:13

known that I have a very

1:44:16

calm mouth. I haven't had seven

1:44:18

siblings. And as kids do, we

1:44:20

used to put stuff in our

1:44:22

mouth. And you there are Mangan

1:44:25

orange. Get out of here! And

1:44:27

people look at that and they

1:44:29

think, expect something that really exists.

1:44:31

I wonder if I can do

1:44:34

that. A baseball! Get out of

1:44:36

here! F off lady! Tennis ball!

1:44:38

Jason! A can a whole can!

1:44:40

Jason's got an orange in his

1:44:43

mouth. Oh my Jesus! I don't

1:44:45

need to know this. Oh my

1:44:47

God! You know what that's from?

1:44:49

Blowing men. No. And that's the

1:44:52

most controversial thing you said today.

1:44:54

Yeah, I thought it was the

1:44:56

McRiddle's. No, I think the ball

1:44:58

gag. Oh, so controversial, but sure.

1:45:01

It's submissiveness. Yeah, submissiveness. Yeah, submissiveness.

1:45:03

Yeah, ballgags and blowing men, you

1:45:05

know. That's what I've been for.

1:45:07

Yeah, a new podcast. Do you

1:45:10

want me for ballgags? I'm blowing

1:45:12

so successful. Don't give anyone ideas.

1:45:14

We'll have to do it. It

1:45:16

would be hugely successful. Yeah, don't

1:45:19

give us any ideas. Hi, welcome

1:45:21

to Blowjaz and Ballgags. People obviously

1:45:23

couldn't see this lady because they're

1:45:25

very excited by this. Through the

1:45:27

roof. She is not a looker.

1:45:30

Okay. Oh, yeah, this lady. Oh,

1:45:32

no, I don't like it at

1:45:34

all. It's almost like something out

1:45:36

of something out of a horror.

1:45:39

Maybe there was some movie where

1:45:41

she could really open her mouth.

1:45:43

Oh, really? I don't know about

1:45:45

it. I don't know. Maybe to

1:45:48

my head. But, yeah. It's not

1:45:50

attractive at all. Isn't there some

1:45:52

movie where yeah, like you stared

1:45:54

at something and then all of

1:45:57

a sudden like the person's mouth

1:45:59

would start to open really wide?

1:46:01

It was like before they took

1:46:03

possession of you. There's something like

1:46:06

that in the movie It, right?

1:46:08

Is there? I thought there was

1:46:10

like a clown. Smile is a

1:46:12

movie that's similar. Okay, smile. Yeah,

1:46:15

smile you get this weird smile.

1:46:17

And I thought in the ring

1:46:19

when they like died they were

1:46:21

found with their mouth open their

1:46:24

mouth open like that too. Oh.

1:46:26

Oh. That's not how I picture

1:46:28

a game of jinga going. It's

1:46:30

taking five pieces and shoving them

1:46:33

in my mouth. I know I'm

1:46:35

not playing with you. That's how

1:46:37

you play right? I don't even

1:46:39

know like honestly I'm trying to

1:46:42

think okay Alaska she could probably

1:46:44

help you like survive the wilds.

1:46:46

That's true. She can take a

1:46:48

bite out of a you know

1:46:50

polar bear or something. I don't

1:46:53

know if even if this was

1:46:55

like a 10 out of 10

1:46:58

if I'd enjoy this. Probably not.

1:47:00

If her oral skills were a

1:47:02

10 out of 10. No, no,

1:47:04

no, no, no, no, no, just

1:47:06

like a beautiful, beautiful woman. Oh,

1:47:08

like, oh, I seem like if

1:47:11

she was a 10 out of

1:47:13

10 spoken. She's a 10 out

1:47:15

of 10. And she could do

1:47:17

that. Well, you don't need that

1:47:19

skill. No, I'm not mean, I'm

1:47:21

bad. You, but you've eaten Jenga's

1:47:23

or anything? Yeah, he's just shots

1:47:25

fires today. Well, I know, he'd

1:47:28

say it in a second too,

1:47:30

I just stopped him. Yeah, because

1:47:32

I'm all of us down. Yeah,

1:47:34

I'm like probably about eight Jenga's.

1:47:36

You can get about eight of

1:47:38

me in there. I don't think

1:47:40

it's off-putting. I wouldn't be attracted

1:47:42

to it. It is not attractive

1:47:44

at all. You ever just hang

1:47:47

out in the bathroom at work

1:47:49

for a while? Yeah. I know

1:47:51

Chuck does for sure. Well, don't

1:47:53

try it on your next flight.

1:47:55

Oh, I won't. A 20-year-old Orthodox

1:47:57

Jewish man. from New Jersey. Why

1:47:59

do you look to Jason when

1:48:01

I said that? Because he was

1:48:04

drinking. He wasn't ready for it.

1:48:06

He's suing United Airlines. He claims

1:48:08

a pilot yanked him out of

1:48:10

a bathroom for taking too long.

1:48:12

What was he doing in there

1:48:14

though? He was constipated. Oh you

1:48:16

get it man. You're in there

1:48:18

for a few years on a

1:48:21

long flight. Yeah but you can't

1:48:23

stay in there. You got to

1:48:25

get out. I think okay so

1:48:27

here's the thing about. That time

1:48:29

I do think that some Times

1:48:31

you know what's not going to

1:48:33

happen and maybe you should and

1:48:35

leave try try again in a

1:48:38

minute like try again later One

1:48:40

time when I was on that

1:48:42

weight loss shot. Mm-hmm. I took

1:48:44

a one-hour poop dude I listen

1:48:46

what I get it now because

1:48:48

you're waiting what you know it's

1:48:50

no it was like so the

1:48:52

way I was like I do

1:48:55

not want to go nine one

1:48:57

one I was like I don't

1:48:59

one assistant hours a long time.

1:49:01

I couldn't. It was horrible. It

1:49:03

was horrible. Yeah, I've had some

1:49:05

very painful experiences now that the

1:49:07

one drug that I was able

1:49:09

to stop doing which would let

1:49:11

it would lead to all the

1:49:14

other stuff and now it's just

1:49:16

the weight loss shot which doesn't

1:49:18

work anymore on me but it

1:49:20

slows everything down. So this guy

1:49:22

was flying home from a trip

1:49:24

to Mexico with a friend. A

1:49:26

flight attendant woke his friend up

1:49:28

who was sleeping and said, hey,

1:49:31

you gotta go check on your

1:49:33

buddy. He's been in the bathroom

1:49:35

for over 20 minutes and people

1:49:37

need to use it. The guy

1:49:39

yelled through the door, hey, I'm

1:49:41

fine. I'm just having trouble pooping.

1:49:43

Oh, God. So they left him

1:49:45

alone. Yeah. But then, 10 minutes

1:49:48

later, when he still hadn't come

1:49:50

out, A pilot got involved. Well,

1:49:52

yeah, yeah. So this is like

1:49:54

now half an hour total. I

1:49:56

mean, that's so long, you know.

1:49:58

According to the lawsuit, this guy

1:50:00

has just filed, the pilot started

1:50:02

screaming and demanding that he come

1:50:05

out of the bathroom immediately. Then

1:50:07

he broke the lock and pushed

1:50:09

the door open on him. Oh

1:50:11

God, I'm right on the toilet.

1:50:13

It's a vulnerable position. It is.

1:50:15

It's too tight to really move.

1:50:17

You'd see it on my face

1:50:19

though if it was one of

1:50:22

these tough ones. He was in

1:50:24

the front bathroom in the front

1:50:26

of the plane then. Must be

1:50:28

first class area. First class area.

1:50:30

because there's the pilot that's what's

1:50:32

you in the back right at

1:50:34

the pilot probably has to go

1:50:36

yeah yeah that's what he should

1:50:39

have went in the back I

1:50:41

feel like if you're constipated you

1:50:43

could wait whatever flight and then

1:50:45

just get that's how I feel

1:50:47

too yeah it's not diarrhea yeah

1:50:49

it's constipation you were in a

1:50:51

state in the bathroom for an

1:50:53

hour I just waited I can't

1:50:55

be quietly constipated hey get out

1:50:58

of there your vocal I'm like

1:51:00

a deadlifter like a deadlifter oh

1:51:02

you make you make you make

1:51:04

you make you make noise yeah

1:51:06

He's still up to bust the

1:51:08

door down. He thinks something's wrong.

1:51:10

He's like, stop that it's terrible.

1:51:12

He's working out there. He's doing

1:51:15

squats in there. So, yeah, as

1:51:17

we would expect, this guy's pants

1:51:19

were down when the pilot busted

1:51:21

the door open. His junk was

1:51:23

on full display. The pilot, flight

1:51:25

attendants, and a couple of passengers

1:51:27

all got a good view of

1:51:29

him. I'm kind of just grossed

1:51:32

out now by even the like

1:51:34

sink water on a plane. Oh,

1:51:36

it's all gross. It's disgusting. Everything

1:51:38

gross is beyond those things. I

1:51:40

just know how many people don't

1:51:42

wash their hands anyway or and

1:51:44

they might even just turn the

1:51:46

faucet on to pretend. Even when

1:51:49

you wash your hands in there,

1:51:51

you're just like, what is going

1:51:53

on there? He and his friend.

1:51:55

got handcuffed and escorted off the

1:51:57

plane when it landed in Houston.

1:51:59

Can I tell you I'm pretty

1:52:01

pissed though if I'm your friend?

1:52:03

Right. I'm with concentrated Andy and

1:52:06

I got to go to prison

1:52:08

with him? I get handcuffed? What

1:52:10

did I do? I'd make sure

1:52:12

you didn't go to prison. Thanks.

1:52:14

Appreciate that. Airport cops put them

1:52:16

in holding cells but eventually released

1:52:18

them, but they're both suing now,

1:52:20

claiming they were treated unfairly. They

1:52:22

also claimed the pilot talked about

1:52:25

them being Jewish during the whole

1:52:27

thing. Oh, you can't do that.

1:52:29

A jury is going to decide

1:52:31

if they deserve to get paid

1:52:33

or not, and if so, how

1:52:35

much? Of course, United Airlines is

1:52:37

not commenting on the lawsuit. Did

1:52:39

he believe his diet? It's a

1:52:42

bindy food tie right now for

1:52:44

the Jews. So, Purim just happened.

1:52:46

Passovers coming up, so that's Mata

1:52:48

time, which is just like a

1:52:50

cracker basically, right? So, the passovers

1:52:52

coming up, so that's Mata time,

1:52:54

which is just like a cracker

1:52:56

basically, right? Yeah. Easeless. So, the,

1:52:59

if he had a lot of

1:53:01

leftover humentoshin from Purim, which is

1:53:03

like a little pastry, but it's

1:53:05

just like a... A pastry. Oh.

1:53:07

And then now if he's already

1:53:09

getting into the box, a matsu.

1:53:11

Yeah. It's a binding time. Mindy

1:53:13

time. But he was coming back

1:53:16

from Mexico. So you think that

1:53:18

was so close. Yeah, but he

1:53:20

could be on one of these

1:53:22

shots, right? I mean, if you're

1:53:24

on one of these shots, all

1:53:26

bets are off. I've eaten stuff

1:53:28

that you'd think, wow, this guy's

1:53:30

gonna have diarrhea. I mean like

1:53:33

it just it just stops it

1:53:35

just short of a cinder block

1:53:37

come out of me before I

1:53:39

know I guess that was bad

1:53:41

dude I was scared oh yeah

1:53:43

I just constipation is literally scared

1:53:45

me before I've had this come

1:53:47

out of me yeah Jesus God

1:53:50

I hope not that actually like

1:53:52

not like seriously it's like it's

1:53:54

bad no it's very scary there's

1:53:56

there's the uh poop updates from

1:53:58

two of the co-hosts of the

1:54:00

show. I just can't say it

1:54:02

enough. Fear constipation. Yes, yes, but

1:54:04

at the same time, wait it

1:54:06

out. on our plane that made

1:54:09

a stop on an act of

1:54:11

runway because he was going to

1:54:13

poop himself with diarrhea. No, no,

1:54:15

on an airplane. Yeah, no, only

1:54:17

on the airplane. You got the

1:54:19

noise or the pain, which one?

1:54:21

I'll take the aim. I don't

1:54:23

want diarrhea on a plane. I

1:54:26

never ever do. Yeah, I'm taking

1:54:28

the pain. The man on our

1:54:30

plane that made a stop on

1:54:32

an active runway because he was

1:54:34

going to poop himself with diarrhea.

1:54:36

Yep. That's was the most embarrassing

1:54:38

thing I think you could ever

1:54:40

do like the whole plane knows

1:54:43

you've got diarrhea He ran down

1:54:45

the aisle. It was the worst.

1:54:47

Yeah, the only advantage constipation has

1:54:49

over diarrhea is you got more

1:54:51

control Yeah, you can hide it

1:54:53

better usually Most you like yourself

1:54:55

in a bathroom. Yep. I love

1:54:57

control want to get yourself one

1:55:00

of those impacts. Hmm. I just

1:55:02

like I'm not going anywhere. I'm

1:55:04

not traveling. I stopped going over

1:55:06

to people's houses. Like I stopped.

1:55:08

It was like, my life is

1:55:10

done when it comes to going

1:55:12

outside. Yeah. If you got actual

1:55:14

real diarrhea, that's the thing is

1:55:17

it's just like, it's like a

1:55:19

gun to your head. You're just

1:55:21

like, you can't laugh, you can't

1:55:23

giggle? No. Someone said, I don't

1:55:25

know, flight to California. I was

1:55:27

in the bathroom for about 20

1:55:29

minutes when I got out. There

1:55:31

was a huge line formed all

1:55:33

the way down the way down

1:55:36

the aisle. But no one said

1:55:38

anything. I think they worry at

1:55:40

first that you're like messing with

1:55:42

the smoke thing and then you're

1:55:44

doing something in there. Or you

1:55:46

had a medical emergency or something.

1:55:48

Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah,

1:55:50

that's true. Well, that's the thing

1:55:53

about pushing like that. Be careful.

1:55:55

I never be careful. I just

1:55:57

really try to avoid never. I

1:55:59

try to not poop. on any

1:56:01

planes if I can if I

1:56:03

can I think everybody's got to

1:56:05

be the same yeah I would

1:56:07

I mean there maybe there's some

1:56:10

weirdos that are like I don't

1:56:12

care I'll poop anywhere but I

1:56:14

hate those people yeah yeah there's

1:56:16

always people that are just like

1:56:18

as soon as you're in the

1:56:20

sky like and everybody's yeah when

1:56:22

that light goes on there's like

1:56:24

boop they're like yeah Yeah man,

1:56:27

they do. There are those people.

1:56:29

Charges have been filed against an

1:56:31

Oklahoma woman who is accused of

1:56:33

laundering nearly one and a half

1:56:35

million dollars in funds obtained through

1:56:37

online romance scams. This is different.

1:56:39

This is a woman in her

1:56:41

50s targeting older ladies. Christine Echo

1:56:44

Hawk, 53 years old, she was

1:56:46

arrested. She could get me. She

1:56:48

was accused of laundering money from

1:56:50

out-of-state victims for several months. The

1:56:52

victims, all between the ages of

1:56:54

64 and 79, they believed that

1:56:56

they were sending money to a

1:56:58

dude. I was going to say

1:57:01

she was pretending to be someone.

1:57:03

Yeah. This dude that they thought

1:57:05

they were in an online relationship

1:57:07

with. One of the old ladies

1:57:09

even sold her house. Oh no.

1:57:11

So she could send $600,000 to

1:57:13

her. Why am I not doing

1:57:15

this? I know, it's like. Stop

1:57:17

it. Why do you go there?

1:57:20

Why do you not go? Oh

1:57:22

my God, those poor ones. You

1:57:24

know, soo, how am I not

1:57:26

doing this myself? Well, I mean,

1:57:28

I'll make out with them for

1:57:30

a bit. I'll give them a

1:57:32

piece of this action and then

1:57:34

they'll be like, oh God, that

1:57:37

was terrible. I'm gone and you're

1:57:39

not gonna get any money. Oh,

1:57:41

well, no, you gotta get it

1:57:43

first. There's just so much scamming

1:57:45

going on. There's so much scamming

1:57:47

that seems so easy. Yeah. The

1:57:49

victim has also sent Apple gift

1:57:51

cards, cash, and cashier's checks, as

1:57:54

well as wired money to accounts

1:57:56

owned by this lady. I just

1:57:58

wonder how hot this character she

1:58:00

was playing is. Pretty hot. Pretty

1:58:02

hot, right? Or she was using

1:58:04

different, you know, pictures for each

1:58:06

lady or something. I think that's

1:58:08

why it's a viable business just

1:58:11

to make one of those AI.

1:58:13

Because you can make them so

1:58:15

hot. Yep. She was confronted a

1:58:17

couple of months ago by law

1:58:19

enforcement about suspected criminal activity, but

1:58:21

continued to scam people during this.

1:58:23

She converted most of the funds

1:58:25

into cryptocurrency. and sent those payments

1:58:28

to an unidentified person. She has

1:58:30

been charged now with unlawful use

1:58:32

of criminal proceeds and using a

1:58:34

computer to violate state statutes. She

1:58:36

faces five counts that together could

1:58:38

see her face up to 62

1:58:40

years in prison. There is a

1:58:42

terrible show on Netflix. I don't

1:58:44

know if you guys have ever

1:58:47

spent any time watching it. I

1:58:49

think it's called The Circle. No.

1:58:51

And it is like group of

1:58:53

people in a building and you

1:58:55

don't get to meet each other.

1:58:57

You only text back and forth

1:58:59

to each other heard of it,

1:59:01

but I have and people will

1:59:04

pretend to be sometimes you play

1:59:06

yourself you decide Okay, I'm just

1:59:08

gonna be me and then other

1:59:10

people are like I'm going to

1:59:12

be Someone else and a lot

1:59:14

of times like a woman will

1:59:16

be like a man and she'll

1:59:18

try to hit on all the

1:59:21

other women and I think they

1:59:23

have a step up on them

1:59:25

because I think they know what

1:59:27

they want to hear So you

1:59:29

think this lady in her 50s

1:59:31

had a step up because she

1:59:33

knew what other old lonely ladies

1:59:35

knew what they would want to

1:59:38

hear and I think it helps.

1:59:40

So instead of like Mujibar from

1:59:42

India, she may have more of

1:59:44

an insight of what's really going

1:59:46

to get to these ladies. Yeah,

1:59:48

I think even if it's not

1:59:50

even Mujibar, it's Chuck the Freak,

1:59:52

she would know more of like

1:59:55

what to say, you know, to

1:59:57

really... Get your hooks into somebody.

1:59:59

You know? It's diabolical. It

2:00:01

is diabol. And you are considering it. Diabolical.

2:00:03

600 grand? Well, one and a half million

2:00:05

total almost. Give me a kiss a lot

2:00:07

of years she got for that. Oh yeah,

2:00:10

you're going to get a lot of years.

2:00:12

That's why you have to actually, what I'm

2:00:14

considering is relationships with older ladies. Just regular

2:00:16

relationships, not scams. Yeah, I don't want to

2:00:18

scam them. I want to give them like

2:00:21

sugar saber-s. There's a whole new, a whole

2:00:23

new thing. Holy cow, I mean I couldn't

2:00:25

do it, it would be so hard for

2:00:27

me to do. But if they're throwing that

2:00:29

kind of money around, sugar saber tooth. If

2:00:31

they're throwing, I am not attractive enough to

2:00:34

get an older lady. But if she's really

2:00:36

old and you know, a little blind. No,

2:00:38

I'm like an ugly Jack Black. Which is

2:00:40

not there. You can charm them, you can

2:00:42

get to them. Charm. My charm's gone. No.

2:00:45

It's gone. I don't know how to do

2:00:47

that. I mean, I still don't think you

2:00:49

should be scamming older. No, I don't think

2:00:51

so. I just want to have sex with

2:00:53

them and maybe they'll pay for stuff for

2:00:55

you, then don't, I don't. But I just

2:00:58

can't believe the money that people are throwing

2:01:00

around. How are you selling your house to

2:01:02

give it to someone? Yeah. That's insane. There's

2:01:04

been a lot of weirdness with the self-driving

2:01:06

taxis in California and Arizona, but nothing that's

2:01:09

been a threat to the soul to the

2:01:11

soul of the soul of the soul of

2:01:13

the soul of America, soul of America, soul

2:01:15

of America, soul of America, soul of America,

2:01:17

soul of America, the soul of America, the

2:01:19

soul of America, so of America, the soul,

2:01:22

the soul, the soul, the soul, the soul,

2:01:24

the soul, This could be the end of

2:01:26

them. Oh my God. The drive-through lines of

2:01:28

Chick-fil-a are notoriously long and earlier this week,

2:01:30

a Waymo driverless taxi glitched out and caused

2:01:33

a major backup at the Chick-fil-a drive-through in

2:01:35

Santa Monica California. I'm surprised like 20 Chick-fil-a

2:01:37

employees didn't just come out and lift it

2:01:39

and move it. It's a pleasure. No one

2:01:41

was hurt, but the driverless car did cause

2:01:43

enough commotion that they had to close down

2:01:46

the Chick-fil-fil-a drive-a drive-a drive-a drive-a drive- drive-

2:01:48

drive- drive- drive- drive- drive- drive- drive- The

2:01:51

Waymo I guess stalled out with

2:01:53

his hazard lights on at one

2:01:55

point it backed up a little

2:01:57

then just stopped Someone wow, I

2:01:59

mean, I don't know why you

2:02:01

don't just order UberEats or something.

2:02:03

Someone got a Waymo to go

2:02:05

to Chick-fil-A. Yeah, it's weird. They

2:02:07

don't cover that in any like

2:02:09

futuristic movies. They're never like, grab

2:02:11

it, take me into Chick-fil- Yeah,

2:02:13

I know. I mean, that's gonna

2:02:15

be most of the stuff. To

2:02:17

me, it would be nice to

2:02:19

just, I just send the Waymo

2:02:21

there, and then it just puts

2:02:24

its window down, and you just

2:02:26

dropped the food in it, and

2:02:28

then it comes to me. But

2:02:30

they wouldn't. I'll go to get

2:02:32

a cell-tribing car to go to

2:02:34

Chipotle and I'm stuck in the

2:02:36

car for hours. That's horrible. Yeah.

2:02:38

That's why I wouldn't take one

2:02:40

of those yet. I don't like

2:02:42

it. I'm not into that technology.

2:02:44

Some hungry people complained about being

2:02:46

stuck waiting for over 45 minutes,

2:02:48

but ultimately everyone did survive. I

2:02:50

like to have control. You don't

2:02:52

feel like you don't have any

2:02:54

control? Well, I just don't think

2:02:56

they got all... Everything worked out.

2:02:58

We need to AI first, I

2:03:00

think. That's what are the only

2:03:02

thing. I don't think we are

2:03:04

smart enough to figure it out

2:03:07

as humans. No, but AI could.

2:03:09

AI might be able to do

2:03:11

it. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm

2:03:13

always fascinated by places that are

2:03:15

covers for something else or, you

2:03:17

know, where you can go order

2:03:19

something illegal. This is one of

2:03:21

those places in the UK. People

2:03:23

were shocked when a car wash.

2:03:25

was revealed to be a secret

2:03:27

front for a huge cocaine operation.

2:03:29

I want the full service package

2:03:31

please. That's right out of breaking

2:03:33

bed. It is. That's why I

2:03:35

guess sounds familiar to me. It's

2:03:37

actually pretty genius because your car

2:03:39

goes in. and no one else

2:03:41

sees what's going on in there

2:03:43

so the operation can take place

2:03:45

without anyone knowing what's up and

2:03:47

then you come out the other

2:03:50

side fresh clean car lots of

2:03:52

cocaine well it's like a money

2:03:54

laundering yeah well that's what was

2:03:56

yeah like that's definitely what it

2:03:58

was in breaking bad I was

2:04:00

wondering what Davis saying where you

2:04:02

go in and there's a guy

2:04:04

gives you Yeah, because of breaking

2:04:06

bad, I always wonder about car

2:04:08

washes now. I'm like one of

2:04:10

their money laundering Right like her

2:04:12

like parking garages. I'm like one

2:04:14

of their money laundering residents in

2:04:16

this tiny town were shocked after

2:04:18

the spellbrook hand car wash was

2:04:20

revealed by cops to be a

2:04:22

cover for this cocaine operation They

2:04:24

found about 50 grand US in

2:04:26

cash when you do the conversion

2:04:28

the car wash got great reviews

2:04:30

from locals for its service but

2:04:32

eventually proved to be hiding what

2:04:35

a judge called a highly sophisticated

2:04:37

cocaine operation. Parsals of cocaine were

2:04:39

dropped to the gang from a

2:04:41

plane and then they'd sell it

2:04:43

and kind of divvy it up.

2:04:45

It'd be wild to be just

2:04:47

going to a car wash and

2:04:49

all of a sudden it stops

2:04:51

in the middle and then a

2:04:53

guy walks out and he's like,

2:04:55

would you like any cocaine? Yeah.

2:04:57

I'm like. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, sure.

2:04:59

Just like somebody that doesn't, I'm

2:05:01

like a thing of cocaine comes

2:05:03

slowed down. I was just here

2:05:05

for the wax and all that.

2:05:07

I don't know what the hell.

2:05:09

Yeah. That's cocaine. Two guys are

2:05:11

now behind bars, 37 year old

2:05:13

Mark Tennis Piesa and 47 year

2:05:15

old Rolandas Baza. One of the

2:05:18

guys was found with the cash.

2:05:20

This guy also in trouble, Thomas

2:05:22

Baza. He was detained. at his

2:05:24

brother's house on the same day

2:05:26

when they found some cocaine and

2:05:28

cash at his place as well.

2:05:30

They say they went to great

2:05:32

lengths to hide their illicit activities

2:05:34

and the bust follows a huge

2:05:36

amount of police work to capture

2:05:38

evidence during their investigation. Damn. I

2:05:40

mean that's a wild setup. Look

2:05:42

at all the cocaine millions worth

2:05:44

of cocaine was found there they

2:05:46

say. It almost looks like the

2:05:48

one guy was like in the

2:05:50

plane. I always think it's so

2:05:52

much like your business really booms

2:05:54

when you're able to have your

2:05:56

own plane yeah and fly in

2:05:58

your own cocaine Organized

2:06:01

car. Yeah, that's what it

2:06:03

is. The car wash is now under new

2:06:05

management. Oh, that's nice. So

2:06:07

now you've signed up, you went

2:06:10

ahead and got the card. You

2:06:12

know, the unlimited wash card. Yeah,

2:06:14

now once a month cocaine

2:06:16

crazy illegal action. It's time to

2:06:18

go back to the car wash. But yeah,

2:06:20

man, like some of those car washes

2:06:22

I look like, you know, the prices

2:06:25

are. Like some are like, hey, it's

2:06:27

a two buck wash and that's all

2:06:29

I want. I just want a two

2:06:31

buck wash still. I don't think they'll

2:06:33

have the sign, but then when you

2:06:35

pull up, it's like anything you want

2:06:37

to get is like eight bucks. I

2:06:40

always feel like, but I'm always

2:06:42

getting the cheapest one and I

2:06:44

still feel like it's spending a

2:06:46

million bucks. And so I'm like, okay,

2:06:48

well, what is the, if I wanted

2:06:51

everything, how much is this car wash?

2:06:53

I had car washed dreams one time and

2:06:55

I bought like an ultimate pass that

2:06:57

where you could just get it washed every

2:07:00

time and I went through like one

2:07:02

time. Oh yeah. But I've only had

2:07:04

my car washed literally in my life maybe

2:07:06

maybe three times. Yeah I'm of the same

2:07:08

school of thought. I'm not doing it

2:07:10

right now because I drive through mud every

2:07:13

day so there's no point. Yeah normally I

2:07:15

like to keep my car. You could

2:07:17

almost go by a schedule I would get

2:07:19

my car washed and then like within

2:07:21

a day. We would have some kind

2:07:24

of snowfall that would then make

2:07:26

them put salt on the road

2:07:28

and I was just, well,

2:07:30

I just gonna skip it.

2:07:32

A bunch of college kids

2:07:35

in Canada were trapped in

2:07:37

a house for days because

2:07:39

of angry geese. Help us

2:07:41

it! No! Geese are me!

2:07:43

They are making me little

2:07:45

efforts. Here's the story on

2:07:47

this one here. Take a

2:07:49

listen. Take a listen.

2:07:51

Let's get it to

2:07:54

play. Shall we listen?

2:07:57

Here we get it

2:07:59

to. a week now we can't

2:08:01

even leave our house it's crazy we

2:08:03

never thought this would happen just thought

2:08:05

there were two geese and all of

2:08:07

a sudden now the dad is angry

2:08:10

he's flying at everyone old people kids

2:08:12

So our friends came over to hang

2:08:14

out and then the goose attacked. We're

2:08:16

running up the stairs and the croissant

2:08:18

and flying. Oh, not the croissant.

2:08:21

But yeah, we've also just been

2:08:23

sitting at our window and we're

2:08:25

just watching these keys attack and fall

2:08:27

out. Like this one girl fell into

2:08:29

a bush, she was running, and then

2:08:31

boom, the goose just nailed in the

2:08:34

head and she fell. It

2:08:36

is pretty scary when they're just

2:08:38

coming at you full-forbed. And we've

2:08:40

tried to call everywhere. We've called

2:08:42

every single animal control there is.

2:08:45

We've done it all, but they

2:08:47

just, they do not care. Kids

2:08:49

down our street, they're coming out

2:08:51

there with water guns. They're still

2:08:53

staying around. They don't care. He's still

2:08:56

outside right now, just on our front

2:08:58

lawn. Yeah. He won't leave. It's crazy.

2:09:00

I guess we're lucky here that the one

2:09:02

goose that's out here hasn't really gun

2:09:04

psycho yet. it almost did on me that

2:09:06

one time it seems like it gave me

2:09:08

a look yeah that's i mean but it

2:09:11

hasn't like hasn't thankfully no yeah i've only

2:09:13

had one come after me once when i

2:09:15

was walking Jamison a few years ago and

2:09:17

it was right at the side of the

2:09:19

path they had made their nest right and

2:09:22

Jamieson was going crazy and the father goose

2:09:24

was like let's go bitch oh yeah yeah

2:09:26

they'll fight to the death yeah they will

2:09:28

I was just seeing him crossing busy roads

2:09:30

like we're gonna take our They don't care.

2:09:33

They gotta watch it around here

2:09:35

though, because there's some people that

2:09:37

are driving around here. They also

2:09:39

don't care. They will run down

2:09:41

a family of geese. Is it

2:09:44

the animal with the most attitude

2:09:46

for its size? I don't know.

2:09:48

Swans are pretty bitchy. Oh, I

2:09:50

think swans are... Yeah. They're a

2:09:52

pretty neat... Oh yeah. No, they'll kill

2:09:54

you. I love running away from

2:09:56

the swan and shut the door of

2:09:59

being like... It was

2:10:01

a bitchy swan! No! No! It's

2:10:03

got to be a chihuahua.

2:10:05

That's got to be the most

2:10:08

attitude in the smallest package.

2:10:10

Yeah. It has to be.

2:10:12

It has to be. Chihuahua.

2:10:14

Unless there's some kind of

2:10:17

real angry hamster out there

2:10:19

that I don't know. A

2:10:22

chihuahua is just in fear for its

2:10:24

life, like literally every second. Even when

2:10:26

it's around people, it's just like, I

2:10:29

weigh half a pound. Some just shake,

2:10:31

nonstop, they're just in fear. Yep. Well,

2:10:33

for some people, this won't come as

2:10:35

much of a surprise. Psychadelics might just

2:10:38

be good for your sex life. A

2:10:40

new study published in the Journal

2:10:42

of Sex Research found that

2:10:44

psychedelic experiences enhance how people

2:10:47

feel about their relationships, their

2:10:49

partners, and sex, both short-term

2:10:51

and long-term. Basically, it's not

2:10:53

just trippy visuals and ego-death, sometimes

2:10:56

it's connection, chemistry, and what

2:10:58

they say is much better sex.

2:11:00

People in clinical trials and

2:11:03

people going on psychedelic retreats

2:11:05

in other countries have talked

2:11:07

about the positive effects, including

2:11:09

greater self-insight and feeling more

2:11:12

connected. But they say there's

2:11:14

benefits for intimate relationships

2:11:16

as well. You become a more loving,

2:11:18

more horny human. Wow. It also can

2:11:20

get weirded out, feel uncomfortable, and

2:11:23

the introspective nightmares happen. All of

2:11:25

that. You can push it to

2:11:27

the edge. It's a weird thing

2:11:29

with psychedelics because I do believe

2:11:31

that they can help a lot

2:11:34

of people. I do too. But

2:11:36

it's like so individually, you know,

2:11:38

case by case basis. Yeah. With it,

2:11:40

it's just, I don't know. Because I

2:11:42

think some of the extreme ones like

2:11:45

DMT or something like that, they like...

2:11:47

Dave said like it can lead to

2:11:49

like an ego death and you realize

2:11:51

like this it's what is this world

2:11:53

those kind of psychedelics seem like horror

2:11:55

the ones you got to do with

2:11:57

like a shaman oh yeah that looks

2:11:59

crazy You throw up, you throw up,

2:12:01

you can throw up, fuck it. You're

2:12:04

like, you can, like, that's, that's scary

2:12:06

to me. This guy said over the

2:12:08

weekend, I banged my wife on mushroom

2:12:11

gummies. I went for

2:12:13

over an hour. That's what

2:12:15

he thought. Time slowed down

2:12:18

on him. He's like, it's

2:12:20

just been 23 minutes. Exactly.

2:12:22

So, most participants describe heightened

2:12:25

emotional intimacy with their partners.

2:12:27

increased attraction and more satisfying

2:12:30

physical intimacy. The drug seemed

2:12:32

to create a kind of

2:12:34

relationship enhancing ripple effect, less

2:12:37

fear, more vulnerability and deeper

2:12:39

connection, they say. Yeah, unless

2:12:41

I'm crying in the corner, you know,

2:12:44

because I've never done them, so I

2:12:46

go for a world. I mean, maybe,

2:12:48

without sex first. I feel like you

2:12:50

had to start to do them when

2:12:52

like you didn't have a lot of

2:12:55

concerns. Yes. I don't know what

2:12:57

kind of woodstock combo you'd

2:12:59

have to be on to

2:13:01

make me more attractive but

2:13:04

it'd take a lot. I

2:13:06

mean I would be. You'd

2:13:08

be breaking back down in

2:13:10

your lab. Try that. No

2:13:12

I don't know I just uh...

2:13:14

It'd be a real risk. I think

2:13:17

it is. I think you better be

2:13:19

super careful. I'm not, we're not encouraging

2:13:21

everyone to go out and try to

2:13:23

suck at Alex and Bang because it

2:13:25

could be a really bad experience for

2:13:28

you. But for some others, it sounds

2:13:30

like it could be fun. I think

2:13:32

that like MDMA started out, like

2:13:34

therapists were giving it to couples for

2:13:37

issues. Really? Yeah. But then when you

2:13:39

try to make love without it, it's,

2:13:41

oh, where was that? Make love.

2:13:43

Yeah. He makes love. He

2:13:45

makes love. Feel like making

2:13:47

love. He makes love. He

2:13:50

makes love. This guy makes

2:13:52

love. This guy makes love.

2:13:55

Silk pajamas equals

2:13:57

making love. Not effing.

2:14:00

No, there's no effing there.

2:14:02

No, there's no effing here

2:14:04

either. Maybe pass me the shrooms.

2:14:06

Well, speaking of effing, they've

2:14:08

already put together what they

2:14:10

say will be the top

2:14:12

10 sex positions of the

2:14:14

year. These are the ones getting

2:14:16

the most traction online. People

2:14:18

looking up, how do you

2:14:20

do them? Right. Bear hug

2:14:22

sex position. saw a jaw-dropping

2:14:24

623% spike in searches in the

2:14:27

past year. Bearhog? Like you're holding

2:14:29

someone up? Intimacy and connection.

2:14:31

Standing up, both partners embrace

2:14:33

tightly, like a full-body cuddle,

2:14:35

combined with passionate vertical action.

2:14:37

Well, jeez. I don't know. Let's

2:14:40

just, uh... They say... Stick

2:14:42

to that or... I better

2:14:44

grow another six inches. It

2:14:46

allows for deep penetration. and

2:14:48

intense eye contact making it a

2:14:50

favorite for couples craving heat

2:14:52

and heart I'm not doing

2:14:54

it standing up um ever

2:14:56

it's just a lot of

2:14:58

work ever you know like what

2:15:01

are they considering the bear hug

2:15:03

holy Moses there and there's

2:15:05

a couple of different well

2:15:07

see that makes it easier

2:15:09

that's the polling bear that's

2:15:11

like what Dave had on his

2:15:13

door over there in the

2:15:15

middle relax that's got to

2:15:17

be the bear hug right

2:15:19

That one? Yeah, standing up.

2:15:21

Standing up? This one? Yeah. They

2:15:24

said standing up, right? Yeah,

2:15:26

they did. Yeah, they did.

2:15:28

But they implied that the

2:15:30

woman was also standing up,

2:15:32

did they not? But I'm guessing

2:15:34

that they were wrapped around

2:15:36

you. Yeah, but in order

2:15:38

for the... Yeah, to four

2:15:40

more... Penetration? Huh? She'd have

2:15:42

to have her legs wrapped. Huh?

2:15:45

Hey, I don't know what you

2:15:47

guys get up to. I'm

2:15:49

not saying. Look at all

2:15:51

those swings. A lot of

2:15:53

swings involved in that one.

2:15:55

The filthy Sanchez, huge, 510, what's

2:15:58

your face like that? 510%

2:16:00

surge. in search interest. Well,

2:16:02

because the dirty Sanchez, that's

2:16:04

like a joke, right? Like

2:16:06

a joke. No one's really doing

2:16:08

that, are they? What? The

2:16:10

dirty, the dirty Sanchez? The

2:16:12

filthy Sanchez. Yeah, but this

2:16:14

involves your bodily fluids that

2:16:16

you... Oh, well, don't. Drape across

2:16:18

your partner's upper lip. Don't. Okay,

2:16:21

that's not that's not the

2:16:23

one I know. So that's

2:16:25

the dirty sentence. Yeah, filthy

2:16:27

sense. It is filthy to

2:16:29

drape your lover's juices across your

2:16:31

upper lip. No, you ripe

2:16:33

your juices across their upper

2:16:35

lip. Oh, yeah. I drape

2:16:37

my juices. Yeah, even filthier.

2:16:39

Yeah. Take that. Hey, I didn't

2:16:42

invent this. I'm just reading

2:16:44

you what people. I don't

2:16:46

know where I just Dave

2:16:48

get some lists from his

2:16:50

sights. Yeah. Yeah. You know? The

2:16:52

Anvil sex position hammered its

2:16:54

way into third place with

2:16:56

a 275% increase in searches.

2:16:58

It features one partner lying

2:17:00

on their back with their legs

2:17:03

lifted overhead while the other kneels

2:17:05

and thrust downward. Oh God.

2:17:07

It resembles the Anvil, the

2:17:09

heavy metal object it's named

2:17:11

after. I'm not doing that.

2:17:13

I got no business calling myself

2:17:15

an Anvil. Is that, that

2:17:17

can't be an anvil, what

2:17:19

is that? It's sort of

2:17:22

an anvil. Like the battery

2:17:24

powered screwdriver? I gotta slow down,

2:17:26

hold on. Just take it

2:17:28

easy for a minute here.

2:17:30

Just take it easy, let's,

2:17:32

hold on. Oh, that's it.

2:17:34

That's it. Instant, that'll do it.

2:17:36

The bridge is up 274% year

2:17:39

over year, it's an athletic

2:17:41

position. It requires one partner

2:17:43

to form a literal bridge

2:17:45

with their body by arching

2:17:47

their back while being supported by

2:17:49

their feet and shoulders and

2:17:51

the partner can enter from

2:17:53

above. or kneel between their

2:17:55

legs. Geez. I'd be like,

2:17:57

feel bad for me to do

2:18:00

that. Yeah, I mean, you

2:18:02

won't have to stay like

2:18:04

that long. That's the upside.

2:18:06

That is the upside. It's

2:18:08

true. You know, get yourself a

2:18:10

quick partner for some of

2:18:12

their stuff. The full Nelson?

2:18:14

Hmm? That's an awful. That

2:18:16

was like more of a

2:18:18

priest move. No longer a wrestling

2:18:21

move in this assertive position. The

2:18:23

receiving partner is held from

2:18:25

behind with their arms pinned

2:18:27

up behind their head, adding

2:18:29

a strong element of domination

2:18:31

and restraint. That's the full Nelson

2:18:33

sex position. I mean, I

2:18:35

know it as a wrestling

2:18:37

move. And as a joke,

2:18:39

my dad would tell me.

2:18:41

But, um... Here's a half Nelson.

2:18:44

Here is a full Nelson.

2:18:46

And here's the father nail.

2:18:48

There's, there's, there's what you're

2:18:50

looking at there. What is

2:18:52

exactly, so she is here. But

2:18:54

he does have her in the

2:18:57

full Nelson. All these positions

2:18:59

seem to be more challenging

2:19:01

for the ladies though. They

2:19:03

have to have all the

2:19:05

strength, flexibility. Yeah, like you have

2:19:07

to be strong, flexible, in

2:19:09

shape. Skinny. The guy is

2:19:11

just kind of kneel and

2:19:13

lay there. Right. I like

2:19:15

that. It is awesome. I do

2:19:18

like that. It's a lot

2:19:20

less work. Also coming in

2:19:22

on the top 10, the

2:19:24

butterfly. The butterfly sex position

2:19:26

in this classic and adaptable pose.

2:19:28

The receiving partner lies on

2:19:30

their back at the edge

2:19:32

of the bed while the

2:19:34

other stands are kneels to

2:19:36

enter. They say it offers great

2:19:38

angle control, hands-on closeness, and easy

2:19:41

icon. Finally she gets to

2:19:43

relax. Yeah, exactly. Take it

2:19:45

easy. Let's do the bottom

2:19:47

line just tonight. a huge

2:19:49

increase in searches. There it is

2:19:51

here. It's it's nice if

2:19:53

you can pull that off.

2:19:55

One partner sits or lies

2:19:57

down while the other mounts

2:19:59

and sets the pace rhythm and

2:20:02

depth. Sure tough for a

2:20:04

man with a belly to...

2:20:06

With a straddler? Well I

2:20:08

just need a strong chair.

2:20:10

I couldn't be just doing that

2:20:12

on just any chair. Yeah I

2:20:15

get it. Someone give them

2:20:17

a straddling chair. Steal! Is

2:20:19

that metal? Is that made

2:20:21

a metal? Do you make

2:20:23

those nice metal? Yeah, like metal

2:20:25

chairs. Can be wood. No.

2:20:27

Coming in at number nine

2:20:29

in the top ten, sex

2:20:31

positions of the year, pile

2:20:33

driver. See? Known for its acrobatics.

2:20:35

It involves one partner lying

2:20:37

on their back with legs

2:20:39

over their head while the

2:20:41

other kneels and thrust downward.

2:20:43

I'm just like not trying to

2:20:46

take the WWE belt. They

2:20:48

say I'm not doing any

2:20:50

of this. There's just no

2:20:52

way. I want you to

2:20:54

have a good time. I mean,

2:20:56

I don't really care. They say

2:20:59

it demands strength, flexibility, and

2:21:01

a willingness to get adventurous.

2:21:03

Yeah, I mean people want

2:21:05

to be twisted up and

2:21:07

smacked around and I mean, I'll

2:21:09

try it Yeah, I mean,

2:21:11

that's not gonna. It's hard

2:21:13

on the quads No, I

2:21:15

ease. Oh for sure. Yeah,

2:21:17

you gotta be in shape. You

2:21:20

can't go up and down

2:21:22

like that The butter churner

2:21:24

is another one that's seeing

2:21:26

a big increase in interest

2:21:28

Stop doing the butter churning in

2:21:30

there. It's crack to see. Oh,

2:21:32

yeah. No churning butter. See,

2:21:34

to me, I think it's

2:21:36

kind of almost the same

2:21:38

as a pile driver. It's

2:21:41

very similar to the pile driver,

2:21:43

but their legs are raised

2:21:45

towards their head. Oh, is

2:21:47

there a, there's a, you're

2:21:49

implying a twisting motion. Well,

2:21:51

right, when you're churning. Let's just

2:21:53

open down. Yeah, I guess.

2:21:55

What am I thinking of?

2:21:57

A witch's brew? Yeah. It's

2:21:59

just invented a new sex

2:22:01

position. The witch's brew. Nice. Yeah.

2:22:04

I think it's a witch's

2:22:06

brew going. Huh. Little swirl.

2:22:08

And then finally here in

2:22:10

the top 10 of the

2:22:12

most searched sex positions over the

2:22:14

past year, the praying mantis. How

2:22:17

about the missionary? No one's

2:22:19

certain things for that. It

2:22:21

does it. There it is

2:22:23

there. In this visually playful

2:22:25

position, the receiving partner crouches forward

2:22:27

in all fours while the

2:22:29

penetrating partner enters from behind

2:22:31

either a kneeling or standing

2:22:33

stance. What's got a cool

2:22:35

name? It does, it doesn't like

2:22:38

imply, to me there's nothing

2:22:40

praying man to see about

2:22:42

that. Right. You know? So

2:22:44

I don't know. I don't

2:22:46

know why it's called that, but

2:22:48

hey, whatever. Whatever. Let me just

2:22:50

do it differently than that

2:22:52

one we were looking at.

2:22:54

I remember being at one

2:22:56

of my aunt and uncles

2:22:58

houses and all of us cousins

2:23:01

were around. We were doing

2:23:03

whatever, like playing hide and

2:23:05

seek or doing something. Someone

2:23:07

hid somewhere and uncovered their

2:23:09

commissutra sexual position book. Oh no.

2:23:11

Which was very off-putting to

2:23:13

know that one of my

2:23:15

aunts and uncles were into

2:23:17

the commissutra. Yeah, they were.

2:23:19

They were. It was off-putting. It

2:23:22

sure is. You don't want

2:23:24

to know that? No, I

2:23:26

didn't, but I know. Well

2:23:28

take a break when we

2:23:30

come back. What led to a

2:23:32

shootout in a Florida parking garage?

2:23:35

What's the update on that

2:23:37

hot teacher that was sleeping

2:23:39

with a student? And would

2:23:41

you let the colonel brush

2:23:43

your teeth? What? Oh, I'll kill

2:23:45

you. We'll get to that

2:23:47

and more right after this.

2:23:49

Previously on Dave and Chuck

2:23:51

the Three. This lady is

2:23:53

lucky to be alive too after

2:23:55

her nipple fell off. She

2:23:57

did breast surgery in Turkey.

2:23:59

Steve is with us in

2:24:01

New Hampshire. Hi Steve. You

2:24:03

know what they call that? They

2:24:06

called the Turkish Twist. Because her

2:24:08

nipple fell off? Yep. Yep.

2:24:10

You got any jokes. Be

2:24:12

sure not to tell us.

2:24:14

Yeah, so hard. Oh, geez,

2:24:16

you always made me choke on

2:24:19

water. Uh-huh. Oh, wow. It's

2:24:21

Dave and Chuck the Freak.

2:24:33

Back with you on this Thursday,

2:24:35

the 10th of April, and coming

2:24:37

up next year on David Chuck

2:24:40

The Freak, what led to a

2:24:42

shootout in a Florida parking garage?

2:24:44

Would you let the colonel brush

2:24:46

your teeth? And how did a

2:24:48

Detroit man go from homeless to

2:24:51

millionaire? That's all on the way.

2:24:53

First, an update on that smoking

2:24:55

hot teacher who was busted banging

2:24:57

a student. Now, I know when

2:24:59

we first did the story, I

2:25:02

believe last week, there was some

2:25:04

confusion. She is a special ed

2:25:06

teacher. Yes. The student she was

2:25:08

having sex with, not one of

2:25:10

her in-class students, she was actually

2:25:13

coaching soccer at the school too.

2:25:15

That also seems like a terrible

2:25:17

idea. And it was a soccer

2:25:19

player, apparently, that was involved here.

2:25:22

But Moore's coming to light, including

2:25:24

some of the notes that she

2:25:26

kept about this whole thing, and

2:25:28

the fact that her husband had

2:25:30

no idea. Here's the story. Here's

2:25:33

the story. You're Christina? Yes. The

2:25:35

teacher accused of having an affair

2:25:37

with her student, apparently kept a

2:25:39

secret diary with explicit details of

2:25:41

their relationship. The diary was discovered

2:25:44

in the notes section of Christina

2:25:46

Formella's iPhone. I warned you we

2:25:48

should never have started dating a

2:25:50

long, long time ago. She writes,

2:25:53

I'm the best thing you'll ever

2:25:55

have, even with all of my

2:25:57

mistakes. The teacher denies she ever

2:25:59

had sex with the 16-year-old student.

2:26:01

She says her diary was an

2:26:04

outlet for her anxiety. Detectives also

2:26:06

say that she told her husband

2:26:08

that the student was stalking her.

2:26:10

But her husband is apparently not

2:26:12

backing her story. Court papers say

2:26:15

he told detectives he knows nothing

2:26:17

about the student beyond his status

2:26:19

as a soccer player. Her husband

2:26:21

was a passenger in the car

2:26:23

when she was pulled over by

2:26:26

police in a Chicago suburb. You

2:26:28

can go grab your things. Can

2:26:30

you come with me? Yes, yes.

2:26:32

Christina married her college sweetheart in

2:26:35

a lavish wedding in Italy six

2:26:37

months after the alleged affair with

2:26:39

the student began. The morning of

2:26:41

her arrest she allegedly wrote this

2:26:43

about the student in her diary.

2:26:46

I said we should break up

2:26:48

until after the wedding and after

2:26:50

you graduated and every single blank

2:26:52

time you came back and convinced

2:26:54

me it would be fine. You

2:26:57

ruined us. I mean, and you're

2:26:59

just, okay, for any adult, you

2:27:01

just need better educators, it's a

2:27:03

real problem. Yeah, it's just so

2:27:06

bad. It's about it all, though.

2:27:08

Well, and even if you erase

2:27:10

them, the cops know how to

2:27:12

get everything back. Yeah. You know?

2:27:14

I mean, and you're just, okay,

2:27:17

for any adult to be like,

2:27:19

a 16-year-old, talk to me into

2:27:21

it. I like, come on. Let

2:27:23

me a break. The kids are

2:27:25

there to learn. Yeah, she's just

2:27:28

a perve like any of the

2:27:30

guys who would do this. Yeah,

2:27:32

it's how she is. You know,

2:27:34

as she claimed she told her

2:27:36

husband, the boy was a stalker,

2:27:39

but he said he had never

2:27:41

heard that. No. They dated at

2:27:43

college as you heard before they

2:27:45

got married. Yeah, it's quite disturbing.

2:27:48

One message she said to the

2:27:50

younger guy. I love having sex

2:27:52

with you. Wow, look at some

2:27:54

of this. Well, so that

2:27:56

that's the thing right so when we

2:27:59

first talked about it these messages weren't

2:28:01

part of the story. No. Yet it

2:28:03

was just text and she was claiming

2:28:06

that he took my phone and then

2:28:08

he made these texts back and forth

2:28:10

to each other. But when you read

2:28:13

these no one has time to do

2:28:15

this kind of stuff. Like this is

2:28:17

no guy was just like well I'm

2:28:20

gonna write months worth of notes. Right.

2:28:22

Yeah, listen to this, in the end

2:28:24

we both lost. You lost the girl

2:28:27

who would have stuck with you through

2:28:29

thick and thin and it would have

2:28:31

changed anything about herself to make you

2:28:34

happy. I lost the person I was

2:28:36

before I met you. She said it

2:28:38

started a long, long time ago, which

2:28:41

is so... Yeah, it's horrifying. It's horrifying

2:28:43

all around. Well, because I believe that

2:28:45

they... Because a lot of talk of

2:28:48

this is like a 16-year-year-old, but the

2:28:50

initial port reports were that he was

2:28:52

15 at the time. Well I think

2:28:55

he was 15 at the time, he's

2:28:57

now... That's what I mean. Yeah, Jesus.

2:28:59

Yeah, horrible. Yeah, crazy. Poor husband again.

2:29:01

Yeah, that a crappy thing to find

2:29:04

out about someone that you've just... I

2:29:06

just can't believe you like would... Well,

2:29:08

you just do that, but even if

2:29:11

it was like you're doing it with

2:29:13

a person of age and close to

2:29:15

your age, you let somebody take you

2:29:18

to... Italy, you do that whole big

2:29:20

thing, you spend all that money on

2:29:22

that, and then it's really just gonna

2:29:25

be over with this. That doesn't make

2:29:27

sense, just a waste money. A shootout

2:29:29

in a parking garage in Florida, and

2:29:32

apparently it was all over boxes of

2:29:34

cocaine. I love a box of cocaine.

2:29:36

Boxes of marijuana, and using the other

2:29:39

cocaine story from early. This one's about

2:29:41

marijuana. Here's the story on this from

2:29:43

West Two News. And

2:29:46

those boxes, police air full of

2:29:48

canals. We showed many with nudity

2:29:50

as a security video. Orlando police

2:29:52

released Wednesday. Officers responded to a

2:29:54

shooting around 2 a.m. on February

2:29:56

4th in the Central Station Park.

2:29:58

The parking garage is in the

2:30:00

middle of Central Station on Orange

2:30:02

Apartments. That does raise some concerns

2:30:04

as far as like maybe security

2:30:06

in the parking garage. The shooting

2:30:08

happened on the fourth floor of

2:30:10

the parking garage. You can see

2:30:12

the suspects jumping out of a

2:30:14

car and hustling to get boxes

2:30:16

of marijuana inside a car, stolen

2:30:18

from a group. Police say one

2:30:20

suspect in the Hyundai was seeing

2:30:22

firing a handgun. One of those

2:30:24

suspects also fired a gun during

2:30:26

the exchange. Like overnight we do

2:30:28

have security people like walking the

2:30:30

premises overnight so that yeah I

2:30:32

don't know how that happens. Grant

2:30:35

Zerbe and his dog Dexter were

2:30:37

home when the shooting happened. Do

2:30:39

you hear anything or see anything?

2:30:41

I didn't, but there's a lot

2:30:43

of noises everywhere. My dog's barking

2:30:45

right now. He's crazy. As far

2:30:47

as my safety, I mean, I

2:30:49

haven't had any problems or anything

2:30:51

like that. I do feel safe

2:30:53

here. I think it's a good

2:30:55

community. That is surprising, though. Six

2:30:57

people were arrested, including one taken

2:30:59

after a foot pursuit. The charges

2:31:01

include attempted felony murder, armed robbery,

2:31:03

and conspiracy to traffic a controlled

2:31:05

substance. What about your safety? Why

2:31:07

are you concerned? Why or why

2:31:09

or why? a little bit. I

2:31:11

mean, I feel safe with my

2:31:13

apartment complex. They have like the

2:31:15

safety of other measures in place,

2:31:17

so not too concerned. Police took

2:31:19

the 16 pounds of pot into

2:31:21

evidence, along with a 9mm magazine

2:31:23

and a black mask, both found

2:31:25

inside one of the cars. Now

2:31:29

Orlando police investigators say this case

2:31:32

is not over and there could

2:31:34

be more charges covering or someone

2:31:36

found out that big boxes of

2:31:38

marijuana were going to be moved

2:31:40

around that night. Yep. Oh yeah.

2:31:43

Yeah weed's always worth money. Yeah

2:31:45

and if you can steal it

2:31:47

it's free money. It's free money.

2:31:49

You know for sure. Well this

2:31:51

lady her bachelorette getaway did not

2:31:54

turn out as planned. She went

2:31:56

with some of her bigger friends

2:31:58

to Dallas very cool they were

2:32:00

set to have a lady's night

2:32:02

out on the town until someone

2:32:05

sucker punched her oh what she

2:32:07

he says just days before a

2:32:09

wedding oh geez atrocious it's not

2:32:11

great it's not and she says

2:32:13

totally unprovoked yeah I mean we

2:32:16

are in a weird like just

2:32:18

randomly punch punch people. There is

2:32:20

like just random violence that happens

2:32:22

for like absolutely no reason. Like

2:32:24

these heavy ladies just wanted to

2:32:27

have a good time. That's it.

2:32:29

Like I can't stand heavy ladies.

2:32:31

Boom! Here's the story. I had

2:32:33

a big laceration in the middle

2:32:35

of my forehead so I have

2:32:38

eight stitches here. I have a

2:32:40

concussion and then I broke. Three

2:32:42

teeth. This bride-to-be just got succor-punch

2:32:44

during her bachelorette party. Oh no!

2:32:46

She's supposed to get married in

2:32:49

four weeks. It started as a

2:32:51

fun-filled weekend in Dallas with family

2:32:53

and lifelong friends. They were heading

2:32:55

to their Airbnb when the bride-to-be

2:32:57

Canada Rinaldi was attacked and hit

2:33:00

the ground hard for bridesmaids hover

2:33:02

around her. She says she has

2:33:04

no memory of the unprovoked assault.

2:33:06

I just remember being an ambulance

2:33:08

after that. So you don't remember

2:33:11

anything about the attack at all?

2:33:13

I don't remember anything. I immediately

2:33:15

went unconscious and fell. And you

2:33:17

must have hit your face right

2:33:19

on the concrete? Yeah, I landed

2:33:22

face down on the road. Her

2:33:24

sister Brianna witnessed the attack that

2:33:26

came out of nowhere. There was

2:33:28

so much blood that you couldn't

2:33:30

tell where it was coming from.

2:33:33

I was afraid that it was

2:33:35

going to be... Fatal. The unidentified

2:33:37

suspect also took a swing at

2:33:39

Canada's aunt giving her a black

2:33:41

eye. Cheers. He's making his getaway.

2:33:44

The bride-to-be is focusing on her

2:33:46

fast-approaching wedding day. Are you still

2:33:48

going ahead with that date? Yes,

2:33:50

we're going to stick to that

2:33:53

date. We have everything set up

2:33:55

and ready to go. We've been

2:33:57

into... it for a long time

2:33:59

so he still loves me and

2:34:01

I'm if I'm healthy enough to

2:34:04

walk down the aisle we're still

2:34:06

gonna get married. Well of course

2:34:08

he still loves you. And if

2:34:10

her face doesn't heal by the

2:34:12

time she walks down the aisle

2:34:15

this bride to be is okay

2:34:17

with that. They told me that

2:34:19

I will have a pretty significant

2:34:21

scar but yeah I'm pretty confident

2:34:23

that we can cover it up

2:34:26

and my wedding photographer she's pretty

2:34:28

confident she can help too. Dallas

2:34:30

Place are asking for the public's

2:34:32

help in finding this man who

2:34:34

they want a question about the

2:34:37

attack. Yeah, well, I don't think

2:34:39

you're going to find him. You

2:34:41

might want to look at the

2:34:43

homeless. Homeless caves. Yeah. He's got

2:34:45

the cross eye going. Yeah. You

2:34:48

just got to be aware of

2:34:50

everything going on around you. You

2:34:52

know? It's crazy out there. Yeah.

2:34:55

If he punched that bride to

2:34:57

be like that, I mean, no

2:34:59

wonder he opened her right up

2:35:01

and she was out cold. It's

2:35:03

horrible. I'm glad she's okay. Well,

2:35:05

maybe he can turn his life

2:35:07

around like this guy. No, he

2:35:09

can't. This guy in Detroit went

2:35:11

from homeless to millionaire. Well, what's

2:35:13

his formula? Because that'd be nice

2:35:15

to know. The lottery? Maybe the

2:35:17

lottery. Not the lottery. That's a

2:35:19

great formula though. Yeah. Do you

2:35:21

do a YouTube show? Here's the

2:35:24

story from Fox 2 News. The

2:35:26

voice on the other end of

2:35:28

this phone call is Emily. And

2:35:30

as real as it sounds, it

2:35:32

is in fact artificial intelligence. The

2:35:34

latest creation of the very real

2:35:36

Mario Kelly. I have something called

2:35:38

Believe in AI. It's an academy

2:35:40

where it's also an AI assistant

2:35:42

with emotional intelligence. You can have

2:35:44

a 10 to 40-minute conversation. It

2:35:46

asks us to follow for you.

2:35:48

It makes appointments. Mario is a

2:35:50

self-described man of action, pouncing on

2:35:52

every opportunity that comes his way.

2:35:54

that started back in childhood. I

2:35:56

wanted the Nintendo games. I wanted

2:35:58

to go to the arcade on

2:36:01

Woodward. My mother said, you had

2:36:03

to get a job in order

2:36:05

if you want to go to

2:36:07

the arcade. After working at a

2:36:09

Ford plan and then Jacobsons, Mario

2:36:11

eventually found himself unemployed. At the

2:36:13

same time, I was still living

2:36:15

in my van. I was homeless

2:36:17

and got divorced from the east

2:36:19

side, but I had manifested that

2:36:21

I wanted to live in the

2:36:23

area called Rosedale Park. So I

2:36:25

would go over there every night.

2:36:27

Finally a different house to sit

2:36:29

in front of. He says through

2:36:31

manifestation and a belief in himself,

2:36:33

inspiration took hold. I put the

2:36:36

word believe 313 on a rubber

2:36:38

band and I would go downtown

2:36:40

and just sell rubber bands. And

2:36:42

one day, opportunity came knocking at

2:36:44

one door in particular. Police were

2:36:46

putting... An abatement sticker on the

2:36:48

house one day and I wrote

2:36:50

a pass and I said what's

2:36:52

going on. They said we've been

2:36:54

giving him tickets for two years.

2:36:56

He contacted the owner of that

2:36:58

very home and offered $6,500. He

2:37:00

took that money and then I

2:37:02

just worked on the house room

2:37:04

by room. Other doors started to

2:37:06

open and Mario didn't hesitate to

2:37:08

walk through. For instance, while touring

2:37:10

a Shinola factory. We walked into

2:37:13

a room, it was filthy, it

2:37:15

was dirty. And he went on.

2:37:17

Our cleaning company is terrible. I

2:37:19

said I have a cleaning company.

2:37:21

He didn't exactly have a cleaning

2:37:23

company. This guy's just the hardest

2:37:25

work. $27 worth of cleaning supplies.

2:37:27

They told me, give us a

2:37:29

proposal. You know, I went home

2:37:31

and tried to figure out. how

2:37:33

much it would cost to do

2:37:35

a building of this size. He

2:37:37

got the job and 313 cleaning

2:37:39

was born. Then came the next

2:37:41

opportunity. In 2021, no one wanted

2:37:43

to go to work. So I

2:37:45

said, let me start, believe, 313

2:37:47

staffing. Word spread of his success,

2:37:50

which again led to new chances.

2:37:52

I started hiring a lot of

2:37:54

returning citizens. And they would tell

2:37:56

me man your story is we

2:37:58

talk about your story to people

2:38:00

in jail all the time So

2:38:02

I said I need to share

2:38:04

my story. So he did I'm

2:38:06

the cleaning guy. You know my

2:38:08

whole journey started with with cleaning

2:38:10

So let's do that. Yeah, let's

2:38:12

show them where it started at

2:38:14

with the $27 started at. That

2:38:16

may have been where it started,

2:38:18

but Mario Kelly has no idea

2:38:20

where it will end and he

2:38:22

says that's a good place to

2:38:25

be. Let me know if there's

2:38:27

anything else I can assist you

2:38:29

with. Thank you so much Emily.

2:38:31

I talked to mine. Yeah, I

2:38:33

quite a bit. How many millions

2:38:35

has it made you? Not. Yeah,

2:38:37

but you're not clean in places,

2:38:39

are you? Shuck. I cannot work.

2:38:41

One else as hard as this

2:38:43

guy. He's just a truth. He's

2:38:45

just bored to work hard good

2:38:47

ideas and real hard work I

2:38:49

almost feel like maybe like the

2:38:51

homeless aspect of his life might

2:38:53

have resulted a bit more in

2:38:55

from that divorce that he talked

2:38:57

about Yeah, you know where maybe

2:38:59

he lost his home and stuff

2:39:02

like that and someone else still

2:39:04

has it Yeah, I mean, I

2:39:06

think it's just a story that

2:39:08

happens to some to some men

2:39:10

or or women To make it

2:39:12

out of homelessness is insanely cool.

2:39:14

Yeah, it is. But I don't

2:39:16

think, I don't think he was,

2:39:18

there's no way he wasn't going

2:39:20

to make it. Right. Like he

2:39:22

just works that hard. And he's

2:39:24

just like realizes like, oh, there's

2:39:26

a side hustle here. Yeah. There's

2:39:28

an opening here. A lot of

2:39:30

us have like. Things like that,

2:39:32

they just go buy, they just

2:39:34

go buy, don't act on it.

2:39:36

You don't realize it, you know,

2:39:39

or it's, you didn't even notice.

2:39:41

And he's like, misconception that you

2:39:43

need a bunch of money to

2:39:45

make money. Oh, right. You know,

2:39:47

you just, I mean, it's, it's

2:39:49

like an easier path, but yeah.

2:39:51

You don't need it if you

2:39:53

got the drive. Yep. All right,

2:39:55

time for this now. I'll get

2:39:57

to the good junk food roundup

2:39:59

news in a moment, but first

2:40:01

some bad food news You know

2:40:03

listen, I think it was a

2:40:05

thing Maybe one or two places

2:40:07

got busted Chinese food restaurants And

2:40:09

there was a stigma for many

2:40:11

years that you know What you

2:40:14

were eating may not be what

2:40:16

you think right? He talked cat

2:40:18

meat. Right. It's trying to beat

2:40:20

around the bush. Yeah, I'm just

2:40:22

wondering. Yes. Well, this is a

2:40:24

very similar thing. Police in Spain

2:40:26

just raided the Jingu Chinese restaurant

2:40:28

and since they've closed it down,

2:40:30

they discovered their roasted duck. Yes,

2:40:32

Dave. That the customers thought they

2:40:34

were eating was actually plucked and

2:40:36

cooked street pigeons. Street pigeons. No,

2:40:38

not a street pigeon. That's like

2:40:40

those are like to me. They're

2:40:42

the even though I find them

2:40:44

cute There's still the rats of

2:40:46

the side of the sky. Yeah

2:40:48

They're they're pretty filthy You don't

2:40:51

want to eat them. No, no,

2:40:53

even duck is like a weird

2:40:55

me like it's a weird me.

2:40:57

I tried I've tried it a

2:40:59

couple of times and I was

2:41:01

just like mmm. That is just

2:41:03

a pigeon right there. That is

2:41:05

a pigeon looks like without skinned

2:41:07

Pigeon In addition, cops found meat

2:41:09

strips hanging from clothing racks. Probably

2:41:11

not great. Just meat strips. Unlabeled

2:41:13

meat. Fish stored in broken freezers.

2:41:15

Tons of roaches, rat traps, and

2:41:17

other violations they said that made

2:41:19

them order an immediate shutdown. Well,

2:41:21

you can roll by some jadies,

2:41:23

food places, and be like, what's

2:41:25

going on? Oh, for sure you

2:41:28

do. Where was that place where

2:41:30

they were just in like... Bins

2:41:32

and they had all that meat

2:41:34

and bins and then the guy

2:41:36

was like outside. Yeah, it was

2:41:38

just mixed in it. It gets

2:41:40

wacky in there. It does. That's

2:41:42

why to me it's like... When

2:41:44

you find a good Chinese food

2:41:46

restaurant... It's like finding gold. Oh

2:41:48

right, it really is. Finding gold.

2:41:50

I think that's why places like

2:41:52

PF Changs took off for a

2:41:54

while because you were like, oh,

2:41:56

it's a non shady. Yeah, you

2:41:58

can depend on that. Right. Oh,

2:42:00

it's consistency. They're always there. It's

2:42:03

a chain. They've got standards. If

2:42:05

you like. a small cup of

2:42:07

whatever you like to eat. At

2:42:09

an outrageous, yeah, at a super

2:42:11

high price, then enjoy. Mike is

2:42:13

with us here. Hey, Mike, you

2:42:15

had a comment. The Chinese restaurant

2:42:17

that 59 of William Lake Road

2:42:19

got shut down years ago for

2:42:21

their peaking gut was fresh from

2:42:23

the lake behind them. Yeah,

2:42:26

that's a different. Well, is it still

2:42:28

duck? Some pawn ducks? Well, that's not

2:42:31

the right kind of duck. Yeah, that's

2:42:33

like, I think it's a mall. Right,

2:42:35

you can do that. Technically, duck. Yeah,

2:42:37

but I don't know. Yeah, but I

2:42:40

don't know. You can just catch them.

2:42:42

No, no, you can't. But I'm probably,

2:42:44

you can't. But I'm just, you can't.

2:42:46

But I'm just, you can't. You can't.

2:42:48

All right, this is a bit of

2:42:51

a better food news. This is, a

2:42:53

better food news. Would you let the

2:42:55

colonel brush your teeth? I told I

2:42:57

believe I said I would let him

2:43:00

bed me, but yeah, you did you

2:43:02

would The colonel shot a man in

2:43:04

the chest. Oh, yeah With a shotgun

2:43:06

to defend his chickens KFC just introduced

2:43:09

fried chicken flavor toothpaste. No, I mean

2:43:11

you can't There's no way you could

2:43:13

never brush your teeth with this some

2:43:15

people can't handle mint The flavors are

2:43:18

inspired by all the lemon of KFC's

2:43:20

11 herbs herbs and spices herbs and

2:43:22

spices Like biting into a juicy piece

2:43:24

of KFC, original recipe chicken, the toothpaste

2:43:27

they say is irresistible, coating your teeth

2:43:29

in flavor, before leaving your mouth feeling

2:43:31

fresh and clean. I don't know how.

2:43:33

I've never felt like my breath was

2:43:36

ever fresh after eating Kentucky fried chicken.

2:43:38

No. And I don't, I wouldn't feel

2:43:40

like it was after brushing your teeth.

2:43:42

If I brushed my teeth, you know,

2:43:44

took a shower, brush my teeth and

2:43:47

like, get ready for work and I

2:43:49

was like... You had fried chicken bread?

2:43:51

I'm still, like I feel like I'm

2:43:53

breathing fried chicken on people. This isn't

2:43:56

a joke, it's legit. KFC partnered with

2:43:58

two space manufacturer, his smile. or

2:44:01

High Smile to unveil the

2:44:03

newest dental hygiene product. Their

2:44:05

finger-licken good toothpaste, they say,

2:44:07

appeals to the oral care-minded

2:44:09

public. The toothpaste sells for

2:44:11

$13 a tube. You can

2:44:13

also order it with a

2:44:15

new KFC electric toothbrush. That's

2:44:17

$60 for that. It's a

2:44:19

weird move. It is they

2:44:21

just they come up with

2:44:23

stuff like this though. They're

2:44:25

kind of smart. They're like

2:44:27

what what can we do

2:44:29

that people will talk about

2:44:31

advertising? Yeah, you know I'm

2:44:33

not a big experimental toothpaste

2:44:35

guy. I am the most

2:44:37

boring. I have been mint

2:44:39

my whole life. Even at

2:44:41

the dentist when they offer

2:44:43

you now, like, would you

2:44:45

like cocoa? No, I always

2:44:47

go mint. What other options

2:44:49

are there besides mint? There

2:44:51

is like a ton of

2:44:53

kids. Cinnamon, yeah. Cinnamon, bubble

2:44:55

gum. Is there an orange?

2:44:57

It's for kids though. No,

2:44:59

but I think there are

2:45:01

some adults. Adults that can't

2:45:03

do mint. Yeah. There's adult

2:45:05

strawberry adults that can't do

2:45:07

mint. Ice pop banana to

2:45:09

be as minty and burny

2:45:11

as possible. That minty freshness.

2:45:13

That's what you want. Burn

2:45:15

me with your mint. I

2:45:17

am the exact same. Ginger,

2:45:19

bacon. In fact, like, you

2:45:21

know, as you get older,

2:45:24

they might be like, hey,

2:45:26

try this other toothpaste out

2:45:28

and you try it out

2:45:30

and it's just gross. Like

2:45:32

coconut. I don't know

2:45:34

if I can do, I don't

2:45:36

know, I mean I'd give it

2:45:38

a world. See you're going experimental

2:45:40

on this. I know, I didn't

2:45:42

know it existed until we looked

2:45:44

it up. That made me sick.

2:45:47

The lady just switched to organic

2:45:49

like Toms. Oh yeah, my kids

2:45:51

were on that for a bit.

2:45:53

There's nothing. It tastes like nothing.

2:45:55

Yeah, I would, every once in

2:45:58

a while I'd be like, oh

2:46:00

man, I'm out of toothpaste. Oh,

2:46:02

there's this. It's my kids stuff.

2:46:04

It's this Toms. The hell is

2:46:06

that stuff made out of what's

2:46:09

even in there? You can't tell

2:46:11

because it's just it's like nothing

2:46:13

this. It's like mint and coconut

2:46:15

together. I was going to say

2:46:17

it would have to be. Coconut

2:46:19

mint? Yeah, but have to be.

2:46:22

I don't know if I've ever

2:46:24

had coconut mint. No one has.

2:46:26

No one. Sensodym. You've got to

2:46:28

get that gum stuff. Game changer.

2:46:30

Game stuff. Yeah. Let's talk about

2:46:33

it Dave. The crest gum doctor

2:46:35

or something. Oh, gum detoxify. Oh,

2:46:37

incredible. Really? Highly recommend. Well, you

2:46:39

know, I'm all about my oral

2:46:41

mouth routine. So this is an

2:46:43

oral mouth routine. Yeah, oral mouth

2:46:46

routine. Yep. Gumb detoxify. Yeah, it's

2:46:48

totally sexual. Ten out of ten

2:46:50

days recommend. Okay. Yeah, I'm Cincinnati.

2:46:52

I switched it up. All right,

2:46:54

other food news, they're changing up

2:46:57

your craft mac and cheese. While

2:46:59

your original is still the same,

2:47:01

but for this barbecue season, they're

2:47:03

going barbecue-flavored craft mac and cheese.

2:47:05

Once again, I mean, this is,

2:47:07

I feel kind of the same

2:47:10

way about toothpaste as I do

2:47:12

about this mac and cheese. I

2:47:14

don't want you to mess with

2:47:16

my mac and cheese. I don't

2:47:18

mind if it does a mingle

2:47:21

if I'm eating like pork with

2:47:23

barbecue sauce and I got mac

2:47:25

and cheese. I guess you're right.

2:47:27

They got the idea. I would

2:47:29

think so. They're bringing a brand

2:47:31

new flavor to shelves. Perfect for

2:47:34

anyone who's yearning for the smoky

2:47:36

sweet notes of summer. Smoky barbecue

2:47:38

limited edition boxed mac and cheese

2:47:40

flavor. They say tastes exactly like

2:47:42

you'd imagine cheesy and smoky with

2:47:45

a subtlet sweetness. Might be

2:47:47

all right. I'd eat it. Yeah, I'd

2:47:49

give it a shot. Yeah, they don't

2:47:51

have a lot of new versions of

2:47:53

craft magazine Just never had to right

2:47:56

as a wartime food when you want

2:47:58

that style of matter and cheese you

2:48:00

want that style of mac and cheese

2:48:02

right like if you're gonna make something

2:48:04

crazy it'd be a bit fancier yeah

2:48:06

you know do they have other flavors

2:48:09

that I'm not in them oh they

2:48:11

have jalapino I do I say what

2:48:13

now that I would try a spicy

2:48:15

kick yeah I mean my whole thing

2:48:17

is when I want that I want

2:48:20

the the original Oh yeah, I guess

2:48:22

I've been out of this. They've got

2:48:24

ranch flavored, jalapeno. Yeah. I got different.

2:48:26

It's just not easy. I don't know,

2:48:28

like it's not easy enough to make

2:48:30

for me to like eat that. Still

2:48:33

too many things. You still need like

2:48:35

a pot. Yeah, you need a pot

2:48:37

and all that. It's like that you

2:48:39

have to wash a pot after. And

2:48:41

I don't enjoy the microwave version of

2:48:43

it. Oh you don't like these little

2:48:46

cups? They sell, you don't like, you

2:48:48

don't like. It's not the same. It's

2:48:50

not the same. It's not the same.

2:48:52

That's fancy. It is fancy. Well, it

2:48:54

makes it deluxe. That's what sauce made

2:48:57

from 2% milk cheese. And I think

2:48:59

it's bigger noodles. But I'll tell you

2:49:01

what, my kids are so picky that

2:49:03

if you change a noodle, they're like,

2:49:05

get out of here. Get that out

2:49:07

of my face. So I can't, in

2:49:10

my house, it's like, what is the

2:49:12

normal version of everything? You got to

2:49:14

keep it all like that. Yeah. Well,

2:49:16

they get that from their death. Yeah,

2:49:18

right. Yes, right. Yes, they do. They

2:49:20

do. is opening a first of its

2:49:23

kind location with its sister brand Carvelle

2:49:25

ice cream. Okay. That mashes up Sinibond's

2:49:27

hot cinnamon rolls with Carvelle ice cream.

2:49:29

I'm dead. I'm as good as dead.

2:49:31

I've never had that. This could be

2:49:34

your end? Ice cream. Carvel, you know,

2:49:36

it was big in upstate New York

2:49:38

when I lived near there. Well, they

2:49:40

started out before Dairy Queen. I know

2:49:42

this from the foods that built America.

2:49:44

Yeah, but I've never had it. Yeah,

2:49:47

I've never had it. Yeah, they're predominantly

2:49:49

in the US northeast. Yeah, it's like

2:49:51

like Massachusetts has it. They got Fudgy

2:49:53

the whale cake is like that's it.

2:49:55

Yeah, they started. birthday cakes and I'll

2:49:57

say this though like I mean ice

2:50:00

cream is it's tough to screw up

2:50:02

yeah so I'm sure it'll be fine

2:50:04

the history of ice cream is nuts

2:50:06

because like it used to be just

2:50:08

real gross like people would just like

2:50:11

it would be hands everywhere and there

2:50:13

was no sanitation and ice cream was

2:50:15

like it would kill you yeah like

2:50:17

scoop it with your hand and put

2:50:19

it in a hey yeah that's how

2:50:21

it was what's on the menu there's

2:50:24

the bonini it's a cinnamon roll warmed

2:50:26

in a pinini press sliced in half

2:50:28

filled with ice cream filled with ice

2:50:30

cream There's the Cinnamon Swirl Sunday features

2:50:32

the sweet center of a cinnamon roll

2:50:34

as its base. Oh man, I can't.

2:50:37

And it's topped with soft or rice

2:50:39

cream? That's the best part of the

2:50:41

cinnamon roll. What am I going to

2:50:43

do? Cinnamon inspired cookies. Pass me my

2:50:45

metform. The numbers are going up. Luckily

2:50:48

there probably won't be one near us.

2:50:50

So yeah, it's true. I mean, you

2:50:52

could just go buy Cinobone and get

2:50:54

some soft surf. I got a sandwich

2:50:56

maker. I can stuff that thing. Yeah,

2:50:58

you could just do that if you

2:51:01

really wanted to try this. But it's

2:51:03

their first combination of ice cream and

2:51:05

cinnamon. Yeah, I mean, what you hope

2:51:07

is that I guess for their sake.

2:51:11

A bunch of big people live there

2:51:13

and they want to maximize it, you

2:51:15

know? Yeah. It's a bold move. There's

2:51:17

starting in Oregon. Give me the ice

2:51:19

screen. Give me the cinema. Is Oregon

2:51:21

a lot of big people there? That's

2:51:24

right now. Oh, I don't think so.

2:51:26

In Oregon? They're all biking and doing

2:51:28

all that. Yeah, my cousin lives out

2:51:30

there. All they do is bike. Yeah,

2:51:32

I know. They should have picked Ohio.

2:51:34

I mean, you go, Ohio, right? You

2:51:36

go hot. Well, they test every food

2:51:38

there. They do. Don't you think maybe

2:51:40

they've tested, they're testing it there because

2:51:43

if it even works a little bit

2:51:45

in Oregon, then it'll work everywhere. Then

2:51:47

it's going to be gigantic throughout the

2:51:49

country. Well, take a break when we

2:51:51

come back. How did a nine year

2:51:53

old girl react when a burglar was

2:51:55

smashing his way into her way into

2:51:57

her house? Is having a pet as

2:51:59

good for you as an extra? $90,000

2:52:02

and those crazy Canadians on the way

2:52:04

after this. Previously, on Dave and Chuck

2:52:06

DeFree. This guy says, so I met

2:52:08

an amazing girl. She is very sensitive

2:52:10

all over her body. Well, last night

2:52:12

I did something new. I used my

2:52:14

mouth, both hands, and one foot on

2:52:16

her simultaneous. She went over the edge

2:52:18

three times in a row. Afterwards, she

2:52:21

was lying in the bed, paralyzed from

2:52:23

the feeling, until I had to pick

2:52:25

her up and put her in the

2:52:27

shower. This guy, oh,

2:52:29

he's quite a sexual experience,

2:52:31

he's having. I think your

2:52:33

lady's trying to make you

2:52:36

feel good. I think your

2:52:38

lady, she needs to pick

2:52:40

up and carry it into

2:52:42

the shower. She's a really

2:52:44

good actor. I carried her

2:52:46

limb body to the shower.

2:52:49

I'm going to hear my

2:52:51

lady with my sexual prowess.

2:52:53

Come on. I apologize. He

2:52:55

says I'm actually kind of

2:52:57

worried that I'm doing too

2:52:59

much. I'm coming up here

2:53:02

on this edition of Dave

2:53:04

and Chuck the Freak. David

2:53:06

Chuck the Freak. David Chuck

2:53:08

the Freak. David Chuck the

2:53:10

Freak. Is having a pet

2:53:13

as good for you as

2:53:15

marriage or an extra 90K?

2:53:17

And Chuck, what are some

2:53:19

things you should not tell

2:53:21

your chat, GPT? I tell

2:53:23

her everything. We'll figure that

2:53:26

out, coming up here. Sir,

2:53:28

knows from the underground. I'm

2:53:30

Dave Hunter time now for

2:53:32

a check of the news.

2:53:34

Brave little nine-year-old girl in

2:53:37

California, burglar breaking into her

2:53:39

house, and she held it

2:53:41

together while she called 911.

2:53:43

Here's the story from KTL.

2:53:45

Here's the story from KTLA.

2:53:47

Yeah, hello there, yeah, police,

2:53:50

very impressed. with how this

2:53:52

nine-year-old girl handled herself as

2:53:54

she called 911 while the

2:53:56

man was breaking into our

2:53:58

house. It happened in a

2:54:00

neighborhood here near Magnolia in

2:54:03

Bosa. Westminster Police tell us

2:54:05

it happened Friday morning a

2:54:07

little bit before 6 o'clock.

2:54:09

They say they got a

2:54:11

911 call that a break-in

2:54:14

was in progress in this

2:54:16

neighborhood. Police say a man

2:54:18

had busted a window on

2:54:20

the first floor of a

2:54:22

home and broke into the

2:54:24

house while he was... Breaking

2:54:27

into the house, the little

2:54:29

girl found a cellular phone

2:54:31

called 911 and gave a

2:54:33

detailed description to the dispatcher

2:54:35

about what was happening. While

2:54:38

she was doing that, her

2:54:40

father was on the first

2:54:42

floor trying to fight the

2:54:44

intruder off with pepper spray.

2:54:46

We're told he was eventually

2:54:48

able to drag the intruder

2:54:51

out of the house. We'll

2:54:53

have more on what happened

2:54:55

to him in a moment

2:54:57

first. Let's take a listen

2:54:59

to some of that 911

2:55:01

call. How old are you

2:55:04

at? How old are you

2:55:06

at? How are they? How

2:55:08

are they trying to get

2:55:10

in? How old are you?

2:55:12

Sorry. How old are you?

2:55:15

Sorry. Sorry. Tell me about

2:55:17

what I'm going to say.

2:55:19

Okay, so your house is

2:55:21

a two-story. So your family

2:55:23

is downstairs and you're upstairs?

2:55:25

Great. Yes, I

2:55:28

did. So, yeah, I said, yeah.

2:55:30

She's running around also. Okay, baby,

2:55:32

I'm going to hang up with

2:55:34

you. Your sister is talking to

2:55:37

my partner. We have officers arriving

2:55:39

on scene, okay? Okay. Okay, honey.

2:55:41

Good job, okay? Police

2:55:47

say they arrived within about three

2:55:49

minutes of the first 911 call

2:55:51

and they found the alleged intruder

2:55:53

identified as 34 year old Jorge

2:55:56

Diaz hiding in a neighbor's backyard.

2:55:58

Meanwhile, the Westminster police chief already

2:56:00

seems to be recruiting that nine-year-old

2:56:02

girl saying she is welcome to

2:56:05

join the department when she grows

2:56:07

up if that's what she so

2:56:09

chooses either as a police officer or

2:56:11

a 911 dispatcher. Yeah, I started

2:56:13

eating if she wants to be a

2:56:15

dispatcher. Oh yeah, it all depends. You

2:56:17

know, you go one way or the

2:56:19

other. Terrifying thing to go through. That's

2:56:21

just a thing. It's super scary. I

2:56:23

just, the guy's lucky to be alive. Because

2:56:26

I would have put a three inch

2:56:28

hole right through him. So I mean

2:56:30

it would have. Lucky dad was home

2:56:33

though too. At the same time. He

2:56:35

had pepper spray. And that guy is

2:56:37

alive because that guy just had pepper

2:56:40

spray. Yep. Well, an elderly chihuahua had

2:56:42

a bad day. Fell down a deep

2:56:44

pit. Oh my god, a chihuahua

2:56:46

is not, it is not. Well

2:56:49

and what constitutes a deep pit

2:56:51

for a chihuahua like about, like

2:56:53

a foot and a three feet.

2:56:55

Here's the story. Hey buddy, hey

2:56:57

we'll get you out here.

2:57:00

An elderly chihuahua got itself

2:57:02

into a pickle when it

2:57:04

fell into a deep hole.

2:57:06

Alex Kiniones, an animal control

2:57:09

officer with the Yavapai County

2:57:11

Sheriff's Office, tells inside edition

2:57:13

digital what happened. As I was on

2:57:15

my way to the office, the call popped

2:57:18

up. I wasn't sure what I was getting

2:57:20

into. It turns out what Officer Kiniones

2:57:22

was going to be getting into

2:57:24

was a narrow pit. I realized it

2:57:26

wasn't a little hole, it was... pretty deep.

2:57:29

First thing I wanted to do was just

2:57:31

get the dog out. So we dropped the

2:57:33

ladder down in there. I had to remove

2:57:35

all my gear. So I had to remove

2:57:38

my vest and my booty belt. And then

2:57:40

I handed my body cam over to the

2:57:42

utility worker so he can record everything

2:57:45

I'm doing just in case. Officer

2:57:47

Kimjones went down the whole empty-handed

2:57:49

and came back up with a

2:57:51

13-year-old Chihuahua mix who was scared

2:57:53

and weak. Honestly, I think he was

2:57:56

grateful. Due to the fact that it

2:57:58

didn't growl, it didn't act aggressive towards

2:58:00

me at all. It was just shaking.

2:58:02

He took the poor canine to the

2:58:05

local Humane Society. They were unable to

2:58:07

find an owner so the little dog

2:58:09

soon will be looking for his forever

2:58:12

home. In about a week he's probably

2:58:14

looking for another, you know, a retirement

2:58:16

family that does spend his time with.

2:58:18

It's always a good feeling to save

2:58:21

an animal. Yeah, that dog was like...

2:58:23

It's cool you brought that ladder man.

2:58:25

Oh yeah, thanks to the hell and

2:58:27

that. Must have felt like he was

2:58:30

falling for days. Oh man, yeah. No.

2:58:32

It was much larger a pit than

2:58:34

it was. It would have definitely was.

2:58:36

Meantime a dog that went missing in

2:58:39

Utah two weeks ago showed up a

2:58:41

thousand miles away in North Texas and

2:58:43

people there started to donate money to

2:58:46

get the dog back home. Kennedy in

2:58:48

the colony is coming together to reunite

2:58:50

a dog with his owner. This is

2:58:52

Huey. Have a look here. A couple

2:58:55

weeks ago, his owner reported him missing.

2:58:57

The Utah resident had entrusted someone to

2:58:59

take care of him. Well, he got

2:59:01

loose somehow. Huey, by the way, ended

2:59:04

up more than a thousand miles away

2:59:06

down here in McKinney. The Collin County

2:59:08

Animal Shelter picked him up as a

2:59:11

stray and he was later transferred to

2:59:13

the Colony Animal Services. Tomorrow, here's the

2:59:15

good news here. He is headed back

2:59:17

home. He's going to reunite with his

2:59:20

owner after the community learned about his

2:59:22

story and raised about $2,000 to get

2:59:24

him back home. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah.

2:59:26

A community where he's not even from

2:59:29

raised money to send him back to

2:59:31

his... I just, um... I can't even

2:59:33

imagine, hey, can you watch my dog,

2:59:35

Dave? Yeah, no problem, Chuck. And you're

2:59:38

like, hey, man, I wanted you to

2:59:40

enjoy your vacation, but I got some

2:59:42

bad news for you. Nope. He's gone.

2:59:45

Yeah. He's gone. No, I can't either.

2:59:47

I can't either. I can't. I can't.

2:59:49

It's the the worst. Yeah, none of

2:59:51

us on the show can let other

2:59:54

people watch their dogs because if we

2:59:56

lose them they would ruin the show.

2:59:58

Oh my god. Yeah

Rate

Join Podchaser to...

  • Rate podcasts and episodes
  • Follow podcasts and creators
  • Create podcast and episode lists
  • & much more

Episode Tags

Do you host or manage this podcast?
Claim and edit this page to your liking.
,

Unlock more with Podchaser Pro

  • Audience Insights
  • Contact Information
  • Demographics
  • Charts
  • Sponsor History
  • and More!
Pro Features