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David Chuck the
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Freak on Instagram
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at David Chuck
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the Freak with
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you on this
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Thursday. It is
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the 10th day of
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April and here on
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the show we're still
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adjusting to being
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live on camera. Yeah, like
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all the time it's great. And
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through the whole show, it's different
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for us. You know, we normally
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release one video every day, which we
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still do, the Peep Show. You
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can find it at David Chuck
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The freak.com and of course, youtube.com/David
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Chuck, just go check it out.
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But now you can go there
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and see the whole show live
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streamed every morning. And so yesterday,
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we had a little glitch. And
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normally when we go to
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commercial break. on air the
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stream goes off and it
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just kind of sometimes it'll
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play a video sometimes it
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won't yeah yeah depends we're
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working on stuff we're still
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figuring stuff out what to
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do during the downtime yeah
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but yesterday it cut back
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live to Chuck and I in
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the studio just waiting out the
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timer But usually Dave you're not
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in here. I literally leave by myself. At
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the end of the show you stay in.
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Yeah, once I've got like by the end
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of the show all my stuff's done. Yeah,
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you're just I'm prepared hanging out. So normally
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I leave between every break to go work
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on more stuff for us to talk about.
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But so the by the end of the
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show the last couple breaks, okay, I just
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sit in here. Sometimes Chuck and I yuck
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it up and chat. Sometimes we don't. Yeah.
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Sometimes we're just doing stuff on our phones
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and you know I had I was sending
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text messages so when it cuts live to
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us we were just both on our
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phones and people oh my god they
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do hate each other. They don't even
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talk to each other. funny like sometimes
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like so Lee it's like towards the
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end of the show like Lisa will
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be out and then like I'll come
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in before Lisa and then it's just
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like me Dave and Chuck and we'll
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sit in silence for oh yeah I
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don't come in too quick because I
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don't want to sit back yeah we
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talk all morning well that's it Once
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exactly we sit and talk for four
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and a half whatever it is hours
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try and save the funny stuff for
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the air. This is the thing and
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that's that's the thing that people don't
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understand like I'll just do go into
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the funny. sitting here with like just
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enduring commercials. And we'll say say say
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that say. And yeah, yeah, and like
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I've heard it, you know, we've all
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done it. We're like, who, who, who,
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who, no, no, no, this is good.
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This is good. Yeah. You know, and
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so I've just learned no, like have
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the conversations when it matters on the.
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on the microphones. Right. You can't get
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burned out on talking. You need to
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not talk for a minute. Yeah, I
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think so too. Can you take a
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break? Sometimes it's how you know you're
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really friends. Right. Exactly, when you can
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sit your room and not. Silence. Yeah.
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Silence is fine. But they said, they
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were like, I knew they weren't friends,
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they're only coworkers. Yeah, they do, they
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hate each other. That's how I was
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firing him up. Where do you go?
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Oh, you see the looks they're giving
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each other? I believe there are shows
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like that though. Oh, yes, I've been
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on one. I've been on one. Well,
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most shows actually end up like that.
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It's hard to be on a show
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like this for many years. I feel
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like to see on the news where
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they're like, you, they're just like, and
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today it's gonna be great. Like, yeah,
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that's pretty common. Actually. I always feel
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like on those shows you eventually like
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get the news where it's, you know,
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oh, it's crazy, but. psycho Steve had
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to leave psycho Steve you lost psycho
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Steve you know like it's just I
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don't know like there's some like I've
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been on a show this was the
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and Dave was perhaps on a show
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where great right but even before like
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when you were just doing the news
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yeah I felt like a therapist Because,
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and I was so stressed every single
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day, just thinking, are these two people
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that hate each other, are we gonna
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make it through one more day? And
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sometimes you did, and sometimes you didn't,
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you know? But if it wasn't for
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that then me and me and Dave
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wouldn't even have a show Yeah, exactly
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so it all works out for a
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reason it works right and then we'll
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just sit in our silence Yeah, sit
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in our happy silence, and I think
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the key really to Dave and I
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is we really never believe this could
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happen No, still don't still can't believe
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it's we were planning our other jobs.
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Yep public relations Dave Yeah, computer Builder
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Chuck. Someone said I saw that accidental
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cut back to the studio during commercial
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break. It was like some weird voyeur
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thing. It felt naughty. Yeah. How long
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was it? Although, probably the whole time.
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The whole time? Yeah, well, I think
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Jason caught it. It's like 30 to
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45 seconds. That was it. Yeah, it
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goes on his phone. At some point
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you had your hands like over your
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face, you know, I don't. I'm so
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miserable. I think they've had 17 guys
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in his house yesterday. So it was
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right after the toe sucker and stuff.
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It's a lot. So like right after
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all that. You got what sort of
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he said. We're talking about putting his
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feet in our mouth and sucking up
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big toes. So yeah, so you really
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like that, huh? Yeah, I'm texting like
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workers like hey, you don't forget we
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need this fix we got it in
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that Yeah, business you got business to
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do to life. Not a business. Anyways,
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there you go. Yeah, that's it. And
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I, you know. Yeah, we do hate
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each other. Thank God it wasn't just
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me alone. You never know what I
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know. Some people are super uncomfortable with
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silence. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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And they just, they can't, they can't
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take it. I love silence. No, it's
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fine. Yeah. I like my doors are
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closed, I have my silent little studio
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and I get some stuff done. Yeah,
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yeah. I like that to get it.
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That's why I'll text you sometimes and
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you're honestly just right in there. Because
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you don't want to break the bubble.
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No, right? It's like let's just get
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into this stuff. Yep. One other thing
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a ton of people are talking about
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when it comes to the show is
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Jason's demons. A huge topic on social
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media and in the emails. First a
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bit of fan art. I saw some
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fan art. Someone said after listening to
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your demons in the Subaru segment it
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gave my wife and I a good
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laugh and we came up with this
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thank you for all the laughs and
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all the hard work that you do.
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where this is the fan art there
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for. Oh, that's good. Demons. I can't
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get that song out of my head.
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Demons in the Subaru. Oh my God.
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I can't, because I watched the video
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on Instagram that we have. Yeah. And
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it's in my head now. I love
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it. Man, I don't look good in
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that picture. Fan art. It's not very
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good. That's not always complementary. That's how
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I feel driving. When I'm with the
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kid. I'm sure they are quite often.
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There was a lot of fan art
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that hit yesterday. They nailed that. Yeah.
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That's you in the super. That's what
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you look like. Yeah. But then when
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you walk out of the super, you
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know. Just driving to work. Fine. I
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love the idea of just demons, sitting
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shotgun. I'm sure they are quite often.
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There was a lot of fan art
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that hit yesterday. what I saw was
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like they were putting out their condolences
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to Yado because... Oh to Rudy? Oh
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to because Rudy... Oh Rudy died. They
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had like a little mock burial for
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Rudy. It was like they were there
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was it was just some fan art
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I believe it was on X. Oh
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but yeah my favorite thing is that
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its name is just Rudy. Oh yeah.
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Yeah, it doesn't sound very demon like
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motto. Algin. And Rudy. Rudy. What is
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Buddy Rudy? Rudy. Yeah, Rudy's gone. Yeah.
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It's so normal, Jason. You're fine. Oh,
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you know. I don't know, though, if
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they're really demons. Right, right. I got
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people giving me all sorts of advice.
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Oh, well, okay, so that's it. Here's
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more of this, right now. Jesus? X,
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to email. So for weeks I keep
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hearing you guys talk about the demons
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in Jason's house, and they keep thinking
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I'd reach out about it, but finally
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with the demon and the Subaru, I
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had to. So my dad's best friend
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has a gift. That gift allows him
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to get rid of spirits, demons, and
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anything else from places without physically being
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there. He has removed so many spirits
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from not only places I've lived at,
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but from family members' places, even clients'
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places. I grew up in a family
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that was very into Buddhism, by the
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way, tarot reading and stuff. If Jason
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would like some help removing the demons,
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you can email or call. I'll gladly
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get him in touch with my dad's
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friend to remove them from your house.
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It's easy. Just don't but see my
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removal process. Take your pants off. Yeah,
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right? Does it come on in for
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a consultation? Yeah. Just remember your sub
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laid on for it. To remove the
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demons, you must remove your pants. It
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would suck to have the power to
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slay demons. I like, uh, just clean
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my office and I like took it
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out of me. Oh, I couldn't imagine.
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Slay and demons. No Constantine. Yeah. All
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the noise I heard when I walk
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by. Yeah, I just looked around, I'm
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like, it's a mess. There's a mess.
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Yeah. Time to clean. Yeah. Tell them
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to do it. Okay, well, I'm gonna
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pass on the info to you and
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you have to reach out. No, you
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have to reach out. You don't really.
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I wouldn't even make a doctor's appointment.
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I gotta make a demon or a
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mobile broker. Send it to his wife.
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The next one said, again, we're just
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inundated with demon emails. I've got a
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message for the gentleman whose kid is
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experiencing imaginary friends. So a big listener
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here. Personally, I've been experiencing supernatural things
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my entire life. I wouldn't call myself
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psychic more of a sensitive empath. Okay.
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So now my daughter went through a
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very similar thing around the age of
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two and a half and I can
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guarantee you those imaginary friends are not
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imaginary and they're damn sure not friends.
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Oh. Yeah, they're aliens. That's what he
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says. I recommend to friends to him.
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Recommend taking note of the times of
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the day that he starts seeing these
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things. And if he starts talking about
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them and you're near a mirror, start
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taking pictures with that mirror in the
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shot, you'll likely see something there. Oh,
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that would be the worst thing. And
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that's when I run out the front
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door and abandoned my friend. No, I
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have so many pictures of us in
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front of a mirror. Nothing. No, but
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he was talking about him at school.
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So like now the whole class talks
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about him. Oh, no. The teacher was
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telling us at the parent teacher conference.
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Damn. He's like bringing him up. It's
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like a mascot. What did the teacher
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think? I mean, she just thinks it's
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weird because we had mentioned it and
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she's like, I haven't heard of that
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yet. Like he hadn't brought it up
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and then she was like, yeah, he's
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been talking about it. I'm sure. Yeah.
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Because I know as a kid I
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would have said anything that got me
11:30
a positive. He's getting it from me,
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right, like the first few times. I'm
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like, what? Yeah. What if you ignored
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it? What if you just acted like
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it wasn't? I try, but what if
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you came up with your own even
11:44
dumber? Yeah, like you have a friend,
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it's a good idea. Yeah, you've got
11:48
a good idea. Yeah, you know, you
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know, try that. Like I think that's
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what I would have done. I would
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have out demoned my child. I was
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like, oh, like, oh, you think, you
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think, you think you think you think
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you've got demons, you've got demons, you've
12:05
got demons, you've got demons, you've got
12:07
demons, you've got demons, you've got demons,
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you've got demons, huh? You've got demons,
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huh? You've got demons, huh? You've got
12:14
demons, huh? Yeah, but then you're challenging
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his demons and they could strike. It's
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fine. We're in a demon off. We
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all know there's no demons. Father, God.
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It's just a imagination. I would say
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we all know. I am a hundred
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percent confident that there are no demons.
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It's just an imagination and it's okay.
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Everybody's listening is like, you've got demons.
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Yeah, real serious. Right. I know. And
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there's another one that's another one. Demon
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time. And not, dude, there's so many,
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there's so many. There's so many. And
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this is only a few, but this
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one is really encouraging you to use
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the power of Jesus Christ. Right? Of
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course. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get that.
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You can't speak angrily because that'll just
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amplify things, but if you talk to
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Jesus and ask him to please come
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into your house and fill it with
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light and love and cleanse all the
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dark, you'll be surprised how quickly things
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will clear up in a snap. Yeah.
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I know that works because when I
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got married I had that priest wash
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my feet and then he had to
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leave the country because of sexual stuff.
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I don't think you'll ever get over
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that priest washing your feet. Well that's
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how I knew. Would you? I wouldn't.
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No, I mean, but it's part of
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the... My whole thing is I'd have
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an easier time getting over... I think
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it's just hilarious. Right. If he didn't
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get involved with his little helper and
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they had to leave and just disappeared,
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so... That's all that's that's that's real.
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Do that is so what a violation?
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Yeah, does other people have there was
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like eight guys there was like all
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of the guys that were through the
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years that's part of the I've heard
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of it before. Yeah, I mean, I
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don't know about I've never went to
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this place before that but I just
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know like all eight guys that were
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going to get married in like the
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next three months right all one
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night we all got our feet washed
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and he watched your balls too you
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said he just pounded his little
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friend the only man on the
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show that's had his feet watched
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by another man yes guaranteed
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yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure check
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him with court yeah i
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didn't say i didn't want
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to say it let's check
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the court studio in his
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silk pajamas does he had a
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male feet wash is he with this
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court no no he's answering
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that is a yes oh
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silence is definitely or watch
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someone's currently under his desk
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yeah Yeah, these days it was
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probably natural. I'm just like, whatever.
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Yeah, like a demon appeared in
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front of me. Yeah, it's like,
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be like, dude, it's Thursday. I
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got like three more days of
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work. And then you decide what
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you want, lots of advice,
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lots of numbers. Yeah, I'm ready
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to, I'll go Jesus. I'll give
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it a shot. Hey man. What
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do I need to do? I'll
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get a crucifix, right. Where it's
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a crucifix, right? You're going to
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have to do a lot more than that.
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Will you bless it for me? I mean,
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I don't think I have that power,
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but... And then talk nicely. When
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I start my own church, we can
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talk. Is court okay? Should we just check
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to make sure he's okay? Oh, I'll check.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Oh, were you with
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us? Yeah. And did you hear our question?
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Have I ever had a man touch my
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feet? Yeah. Wash your feet. I wanted to
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come in there and just... Wash your feet.
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I have to come in there and just...
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Talk to you. Talk to
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me. Someone finally should have
15:48
talked to him. Yeah. No,
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Davis had a self-foot fetish
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for years and years. It's
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a self-foot fetish. There are
15:56
no attractive feet in the
15:58
world. I challenge that. You see,
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these are award winning size four
16:02
teams. I'm hiding here. Why do
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you like your feet? He has
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a self-looking feet, Lee. He has
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a self-a-foot fetish. In proportion, they're
16:12
nice. I don't want to say
16:14
my true feelings on Dave's feet.
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I don't know. I haven't, honestly,
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I haven't spent any time looking
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at his feet. Yes, but I
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mean, like, it's not like I
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go. Give him a glance. Really
16:29
look at him. You want me
16:31
to take my shoe? You know,
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the proportions of those toes. Beautiful.
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Let's see them puppies. They do.
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They do match up. Like I've
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never done that. Yeah, I got
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no flippy, floppy toes. I got
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it. It's just, it's good looking
16:45
thing. Every once in a while,
16:47
like there's a thing that'll pop
16:49
up on my videos where like
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they'll show like a celebrity's face.
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And then they start to draw
16:56
lines on the face as to
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to show you. If you're an
17:00
artist, there's a perfect face that
17:02
apparently for us that we can
17:04
see. And they show, you know,
17:06
how far off different celebrities are
17:08
or whatever. There might be something
17:10
like that for your feet. There
17:12
could be. There could be some
17:14
kind of well-shaped foot. Foot. Nothing
17:16
bums me out like a man's
17:18
foot. I know, like a man's
17:20
foot. Same. Like I don't mind
17:23
a lady foot. I don't really
17:25
like feet. I don't want to
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look at... It doesn't matter if
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it's a manfoot, a ladyfoot, a
17:31
painted toe, a fungus toe. They're
17:33
feet. I mean to me there's
17:35
some worse stuff. I mean I'd
17:37
rather have a really cute little
17:39
painted toe feet. No problem. Did
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you change your profile picture? Is
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it still shrimp though? It's still
17:45
shrimp cocktail until the next big...
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drama that unfolds. Yeah, it used
17:49
to be my feet on a
17:52
beach until Chuck thought that Perbs
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would be jerking off to it.
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I mean, I still have it.
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I could, I could share it.
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It is right there, at least.
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Yeah, that's what we're going to
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use to start his feetfinder account,
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right? Yeah, right. I was glad
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when you switched into the shrimp
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cocktails. Yeah, I took the edge
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off. But I bet it makes
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people wonder why he you have
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that. Oh, I'm sure, you know,
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new people are like, yeah, like,
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why does he must love shrimp?
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I don't think I'm like, a
18:25
shrimp fanatic. That's it. Honestly, I'm
18:27
all about tram. I could find.
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Yeah, it was terror. And on
18:31
the seafood scale, it's not even
18:33
probably your favorite seafood. No, I
18:35
mean, it's fine. It's okay. It's
18:37
fine, but I don't have shrimp
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passion. Yeah. I look at the
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shrimp and I still see feet.
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Oh. Oh, because you know who's
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there. Yeah, then they kind of
18:48
look towish and then I think
18:50
of the feet again. Oh, wow.
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All I think of is beetle
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juice when I see it. Oh,
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you know that scene of beetle
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juice where they're around the table
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and then the shrimp cocktails turn
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anyway and and yes? See, I
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thought you said fetal juice. Feal
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juice, fetal juice. Yeah, you got
19:08
something going on court. That's not
19:10
some juice you want. Fetal juice.
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No, no. Yeah, the other big
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thing people were talking about yesterday
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was court in his so big
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cameras got a lot of attention
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some Some some bad and oh
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sure you're gonna get hatred. Yeah
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for sure absolutely you know, but
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then also people thinking they looked
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quite feminine What I love about
19:31
court is he handles it really
19:33
well he does like you have
19:35
well you got a thick skin
19:37
on the show. Oh yeah. Yeah.
19:39
You think that's why the buttons
19:41
were on the wrong side? Yeah.
19:43
Yeah. Yeah. You think that's why
19:46
the buttons were on the wrong
19:48
the wrong side? Oh, no. No.
19:50
So then they're ladies. Oh. Oh,
19:52
that was so disappointed. You're right.
19:54
Those are ladies pages. Yeah, you're
19:56
right. Now they went from masculine
19:58
and sexy and suave to cute
20:00
and pretty. Yeah, they were cute.
20:02
You're basically a cross dress. Were
20:04
they masculine? No, they were never
20:06
masculine. I don't think anyone said
20:08
masculine. It has potential on the
20:10
right body. Yeah. No one said
20:13
that. No. No. Okay. I do
20:15
feel like the rock could have
20:17
those on from time to time.
20:19
Also, what's his name? Well, that
20:21
U.S.A. That's how this hall started,
20:23
that U.S.C. fighter, Macho Guy. He
20:25
had the old one on. Oh,
20:27
yeah, Momoa. Yeah, Jason Momoa. He
20:29
can have those on. You know?
20:31
I might get like a full
20:33
set of pajamas, like when I'm
20:35
like 70 years old. Yeah. Like
20:37
the last thing I do every
20:39
day is like eat one where
20:42
there's original price. Right. That's your
20:44
full meal. Yeah. Yeah. My bed
20:46
tag. I think like Christmas Day
20:48
is the only day that I
20:50
might wear pajamas. Yeah. You know,
20:52
like if Amber and it was
20:54
years ago, Amber would buy like,
20:56
you know, the boys all the
20:58
same pajamas. You were that family
21:00
that put all the same pajamas
21:02
on. No. She wouldn't. What? It
21:04
was just for like me and
21:06
the boys. Oh, she wouldn't have
21:08
mentioned it. She had her own
21:11
fancy stuff. I've seen other people
21:13
do that and they all have
21:15
it. She thought it was, it
21:17
was great for me and the
21:19
boys. I've had to be a
21:21
part of that. Yeah. Yeah. We
21:23
don't even really celebrate so it's
21:25
bizarre and fun pajanas and some.
21:27
Yeah. My dad, my whole life,
21:29
like if you saw my dad
21:31
walked out of his bedroom out
21:33
of his bedroom. And he was
21:35
in matching bottoms top with the
21:37
button, the buttons. I was like,
21:40
whoa, dad is sick. Oh, it's
21:42
the only time he is really
21:44
sick. And it would be, he
21:46
would be like, got a temperature
21:48
of 106. Had to put these
21:50
on, I don't get it. Yeah,
21:52
man, like I knew it was
21:54
bad when he would put those
21:56
on. Only time I've ever seen
21:58
him. You know, every other time
22:00
my dad just war is underwear.
22:02
Yeah. Yeah. My dad likes old
22:04
school sweatpants and like a sweatshirt
22:07
at night. Yeah. But like I
22:09
don't know. I really never seen
22:11
him sleep. Oh yeah. I've seen
22:13
the brothers. I've said two words
22:15
for you guys. Jam a party.
22:17
Oh yeah! No. Let's do. We
22:19
did. And I really didn't participate,
22:21
I faked it, and you were,
22:23
I think you were mad at
22:25
me. You're like, that's not pajamas.
22:27
Yes, she's a pajamas. I don't
22:29
know what I wore. I can't
22:31
remember. You probably just wore pajamas.
22:33
You both of you. Yeah, we
22:36
did. For sure, we did. I
22:38
mean, I have them. We're stupid.
22:40
We're coming up with dumb ideas.
22:42
Her show was terrible glory hole.
22:44
What a wild... concept. It is
22:46
a trashy white lady with big
22:48
old droopy knockers standing in front
22:50
of her mobile glory hole. She
22:52
just loves to do that. Don't
22:54
chase glory. Let it come to
22:56
you. And there's even a space
22:58
for three-way glory. Oh, so three
23:00
people. There's three holes. It's a
23:02
three-sided. So she can go gobbling
23:05
between holes. That's a busy it's
23:07
a big occupation. She's got going
23:09
on there really is She's got
23:11
the Polaris that she pulls it
23:13
around in and triple the fun
23:15
She says wow I'll keep this
23:17
for you. You want to keep
23:19
this you want to keep this
23:21
like you know what? I'm good.
23:23
Yeah. Sure. Yeah. No. I mean
23:25
it's honestly a little area Shockingly
23:27
like it's not good. Okay. We
23:29
all know that. Okay. We all
23:31
know that Without any problem. They
23:34
would be thrilled if that was
23:36
on the other side because normally
23:38
it's a guy that looks like
23:40
me And sometimes it's you Yeah,
23:42
sometimes it is I never thought
23:44
of the mobile unit I just
23:46
like to see it depart like
23:48
when when she starts her ride.
23:50
Oh, yeah, she's like she's hitting
23:52
her out. Yeah, you like cheer
23:54
wrong It's Glory Holgertie! Yeah. See
23:56
ya. One more email in this
23:58
unfortunate update came in. us, email
24:01
at David Chuck the freak.com. Hey
24:03
guys, listening to the podcast at
24:05
work today, you talked about women
24:07
possibly washing their Diva cups
24:09
in public bathrooms. God. Now,
24:11
for those that don't know, Diva Cup
24:14
is what some women put in
24:16
place during their menstrual cycle. To
24:18
catch it all. To catch the
24:20
drippings. Don't straight that we're talking
24:22
about this again. Why are we talking
24:25
about this again? You just wrote all
24:27
my thanksgivings for the rest of my
24:29
life. Yeah, you can't have any drippings.
24:32
Dave Dave, Dave. Anyway, so my curiosity
24:34
always gets the best of me and
24:36
yesterday I wondered, God, ladies that
24:38
wear these, they don't clean them
24:41
out in public places, right? Unfortunately,
24:43
they do. This woman said I
24:45
was in a building with a
24:48
bunch of different businesses in it.
24:50
Just a couple of weeks ago,
24:52
I went into the public restroom,
24:55
and as I'm washing my hand,
24:57
a girl comes out of the
25:00
stalls. Not only was she not
25:02
wearing shoes, but she washed her
25:04
Diva cup in the sink right
25:06
next to me. There might be
25:09
someone who does like this person who
25:11
doesn't wear shoes. That was my
25:13
question. She doesn't wear shoes. So
25:16
that's an indicator. And I might like
25:18
wipe my butt with just my fingers.
25:20
And some people do that. Some
25:22
people do that. Right. Some people do
25:25
that. A lot of dirty, dirty people.
25:27
Yeah. And that's it. She washed her
25:29
diva cup in the sink right
25:31
next to me and just looked
25:33
over at me and smiled while she
25:36
was doing it. Please don't make fun
25:38
of my AOL email. Oh wow. We
25:40
didn't even see it. Now we know.
25:42
When you know us about a Diva
25:44
Cup problem, I doubt that the email
25:46
is going to be like what we...
25:48
Yeah, we're not looking at your email
25:51
address. No. What a goofy email. I
25:53
can't make heads or tails of what
25:55
a Diva Cup is. I don't know.
25:57
It's a terrible, it's a terrible plastic
25:59
cup. That goes in, goes right
26:01
there, that's where it is, right
26:04
there. Holy smokes. There it looks
26:06
like a bell. It does. It
26:09
does it. Yep. Reusable menstrual cup.
26:11
Yeah. Design to handle flow for
26:13
up to 12 hours of continuous
26:16
protection. Well she's embarrassed about her
26:18
email. She should change it to
26:20
diva drippings. Oh my. Oh my.
26:23
No, drippings wasn't unfortunate. I shouldn't
26:25
have used drippings. I don't like
26:27
the association Yeah, you're right, drippings
26:30
is generally delicious. Oh, yeah, I
26:32
challenge you to try that liquids
26:35
I'm gonna use drippings all the
26:37
time. Yeah, mm-hmm. I like it
26:39
lady drippings Okay, I mean, whatever
26:42
close your boat, but I'm even
26:44
till knockoff versions now. Oh man.
26:46
Why's my brain go to mmm.
26:49
Mmm. My brain is so gross
26:51
that I want to say are
26:53
so gross Yeah, that's
26:56
an action-packed scenario. You're risking... That's
26:58
what I'm saying, man. It's going
27:00
to ruin Turkey. No, don't ruin
27:03
Turkey. I can't have that. Someone
27:05
said, I've been with a woman
27:08
who uses this. She kept it
27:10
in while I went back. Whoa.
27:12
Dang. That's an action-packed scenario. You're
27:15
risking blowing it loose, but... I
27:17
don't know how secure they are.
27:19
I don't. If I want to
27:22
give a lady an RJ and
27:24
I saw something like that going
27:27
on, I don't know what I
27:29
do. What's going on Dave? I
27:31
thought I saw a mouse. I'd
27:34
something, but maybe. You thought that
27:36
you saw something move? Are you
27:38
sure? A Belgian. It could just
27:41
have been this. A little shadow
27:43
is like... Are the lights flickering?
27:46
Did you really see something new
27:48
flying? Yeah, we're going to need
27:50
it. Dave saw something. It could
27:53
have just been like when I
27:55
turned a little shadow of something.
27:58
Anyway, we'll see. I mean you
28:00
are making a lot of, there's
28:02
a lot of shadows. Al Jazeera.
28:05
Alabama. Alabama says hey. It's either
28:07
Jason's demons that he brought to
28:09
work with him in the Subaru
28:12
or a mouse or my head's
28:14
gone nuts and I'm just seeing
28:17
things. So there's three top options
28:19
for you there. As we see
28:21
what's up, we'll get into the
28:24
news and coming up. What happened
28:26
after a guy allegedly asked for
28:28
a rubbing tug at a massage
28:31
parlor and was denied? Has there
28:33
been a dramatic decline in travel?
28:36
And what is a family being
28:38
attacked by every time they go
28:40
outside? Let's get to that. You're
28:48
a douche. I'm not a douche.
28:50
You're a stupid douche. You are
28:52
so a douche. I'm nominating you
28:54
for the biggest douche in the
28:56
universe award. You douche. A lot
28:58
of Rub and tug stories making
29:00
headlines recently as there's a nationwide
29:03
crackdown, but two to get to
29:05
today, both in the Metro Detroit
29:07
area. The first one starts with
29:09
this alleged douche bag. Okay. Because
29:11
there's no confirmation just a couple
29:13
of reports that he was at
29:15
this massage parlor and Had an
29:17
unhappy ending Oh Unhappy he asked
29:19
for a release. Yeah, and was
29:21
not given one damn Oh, that's
29:23
so Chuck. That's the worst Chuck
29:25
luck ever right the one time
29:28
you decide to go to a
29:30
Rub and tug. They won't touch
29:32
it for you. Well, or Are
29:34
they a rub and tug? Maybe
29:36
not. Or did I make the
29:38
wrong call on this? Possibly you
29:40
did. Okay. Because there's still conflicting
29:42
reports. One report has it that...
29:44
I mean, I would think. He
29:46
was upset after not receiving a
29:48
happy ending and that's what they're
29:51
investigating and trying to confirm right
29:53
now. But here's the story. He
29:55
set that place on fire. Oh,
29:57
wow. He allegedly didn't get jerked.
29:59
Fox 2 news as the story.
30:01
Garden City Police still investigating Tuesday
30:03
nights fire at 1130 p.m. at
30:05
the accurate care massage and spa
30:07
where two employees are still in
30:09
a local hospital for smoke inhalation.
30:11
They are currently in stable condition
30:13
with non-life threatening injuries. One victim
30:16
came out on her own when
30:18
was treated. There was another victim
30:20
that had to be rescued by
30:22
our fire department. There was assistance
30:24
from other area fire departments who
30:26
worked to... contain the fire but
30:28
it still caused a lot of
30:30
damage to other businesses. And early
30:32
Wednesday a likely customer from Dearborn
30:34
was arrested and is currently in
30:36
custody. Do you know the relationship
30:39
between that person in custody and
30:41
this place? At this point it's
30:43
still being investigated we're trying to
30:45
determine that. He wasn't dissatisfied with
30:47
any of the services he was
30:49
getting or not getting? We're still
30:51
investigating those those leads. That's a
30:53
possibility. There's a lot of possibilities.
30:55
For those who work near the
30:57
massage parlor, disbelief the day after.
30:59
Burning down the business. Now look
31:01
at all the chaos that it's
31:04
causing behind it. That's not, that
31:06
wasn't a good idea. Now you
31:08
gonna go to jail. Police say
31:10
they are preparing the paperwork for
31:12
the prosecutor to authorize charges, which
31:14
could include attempted murder. In Garden
31:16
City, Charlie Langton, Fox Two News.
31:18
Well, to me, the fact that
31:20
two people were still working. At
31:23
1130 at night at the massage
31:25
place. So yeah, that's pretty is
31:28
that devastating that you go to
31:30
a rubbing tug and they will
31:32
not tug you like are you
31:34
that gross? What's going on? You
31:37
must have been gross right? You
31:39
must have been gross or just
31:41
or you tried to do it
31:44
for yeah, I mean just just
31:46
go back home and jerk off.
31:48
You don't have to burn something
31:50
to the ground. Yeah. And
31:54
generally when it's just guys, oh yeah,
31:56
look, look at the original. It's like.
31:58
three finality out of five. Yeah, I
32:00
mean that's not great. I would want
32:03
more fanalities. Yeah, I would. Come on.
32:05
That's an exhausting amount of finality. He
32:07
was either so gross or he was
32:10
really low-balling them, right? Like he was
32:12
like, I'll do it for 10 bucks.
32:14
Yeah. I don't think this is like
32:17
the best person. No. Imagine what he
32:19
looks like. It smells like. Right. I
32:21
mean he went to a rubbing tug.
32:23
Yeah, but that is we have rarely
32:26
heard of the Turn down at the
32:28
Robinsale. Yeah, turn down at the Robinsug
32:30
low in your life I think Yeah,
32:33
for sure another Robinsug alleged bust this
32:35
one also in the Metro Detroit area.
32:37
Here's that from W-D-I-V-T-V New for you
32:40
tonight and East Point massage parlor is
32:42
shut down. Police say patrons were offered
32:44
sexual favors by workers and police are
32:46
confirming to local fore that two women
32:49
were arrested. For sure it's just called
32:51
massage. No name, nothing just. The chief
32:53
is signed. Yeah, absolutely. At the parlor
32:56
on Kelly Road near Lister Avenue. The
32:58
arrests came after an undercover officer entered
33:00
the business and asked for a massage
33:03
and was offered sex for money. Police
33:05
say the business only targeted men. They
33:07
would only use males as customers. A
33:09
matter of fact we sent a female
33:12
undercover officer to get a massage and
33:14
then deny her entry, would not even
33:16
entertain her. And after that we sent
33:19
a male officer and they welcomed him
33:21
in. Jim started a legitimate massage and
33:23
at the end they offered him a
33:26
sexual favor. Please think both the women
33:28
arrested were actually living at the business.
33:30
Officers expect to interview the business owner
33:32
within the next few days. Yeah, see
33:35
that's horrible. They were living there. Well,
33:37
I feel like those other two girls
33:39
that almost got burned. They were probably
33:42
living there, too, you know. It's a
33:44
bad scene. It is. It is. It
33:46
is. Yeah, I think good living. No.
33:49
For sure, for most of them. I
33:51
think I just, like, I don't, I
33:53
don't know. It's weird. It's, like, it's,
33:55
it's, it's, it's worse. to me than
33:58
just like getting like a street hooker.
34:00
You know what I mean? Oh, I
34:02
don't know. I mean, I guess depending
34:05
on the street. Yeah. Like depending where
34:07
you go. No, no, I disagree. Yeah,
34:09
I've seen the street hookers. Yeah, I
34:12
mean like there's some hardcore street. I'd
34:14
rather the 55 year old Asian lady
34:16
touch me. But you're just like getting
34:19
like an HJ. Yeah, that's true. You
34:21
know, like how like, how like, just, just
34:23
stay, stay, stay, stay home, stay home, stay
34:25
home, man. I stay home, man. I know. I
34:27
know. They love it. I don't know if
34:29
they're just getting an HJ. Yeah,
34:31
they're just about to say that.
34:33
Yeah, they're probably getting more. Yeah,
34:35
they could be more. They're probably
34:37
getting full service. When I was
34:39
doing the stories this morning, you know,
34:41
suggested stories come up with a side.
34:44
I don't know if we talked about this,
34:46
but back like five, six years ago
34:48
in Fort Myers, the police captain
34:50
was busted because he on camera,
34:52
on body cam, was doing an
34:54
undercover, rub and tugging. on camp
34:56
you hear the noises the slushin
34:59
the sloshen and there's a lot
35:01
of cops that take it all
35:03
the way to the end on
35:05
these things why it's body cam
35:07
like how crazy can you be
35:10
not to well I feel like
35:12
maybe you're just you're in
35:14
one of these groups where
35:16
you know remember we talked
35:18
about a whole force that
35:20
was like getting jerked yeah You
35:22
know, and they were all like in
35:24
on it. They were like, hey,
35:26
who wants to get jerked and who
35:29
doesn't? They like let the people who
35:31
didn't want to get jerked. They went
35:33
to one side of the room and
35:36
the people that did, they went to
35:38
the other and they went and did
35:40
a, you know, a sting. This guy
35:42
might have been doing that kind
35:44
of thing. They roll out and
35:46
I think they mean to not
35:49
get jerked. and the woman's in
35:51
her underwear he can be her
35:53
commenting on the sex act like
35:55
all on body cam you're so
35:57
dumb yeah i mean unless he
35:59
well There's no excuse really, but I'm
36:01
just saying like, do you have no concept
36:04
of like how far you have to go?
36:06
You're the chief, right? No, of course you
36:08
know. He knows. There's no excuse. But the
36:10
only thing is maybe a brand new cop
36:12
who was like, oh, I thought you, I
36:14
thought they had to touch it or something,
36:16
you know, like no, they just have to
36:18
offer it. You learned that and training, right?
36:20
You would think so. You want to get
36:23
jerked? Yeah, I know just but it just
36:25
came up as a suggested story and I'm
36:27
like I thought it was recent and I
36:29
read into him like what and then I
36:31
realized it was from 2019 but I can't
36:33
remember us ever talking about it, but he's
36:35
just that that's the most idiotic thing ever
36:37
to on body cam get jerked off. Yeah
36:40
Yeah, it's weird. It's weird behavior. All right,
36:42
this must have been some scary moments. Luckily,
36:44
this tractor-trailer got out in time, but his
36:46
tractor-trailer got stuck on some train tracks in
36:48
Massachusetts and the trains of Maryland down. Here's
36:50
the story from CBS Boston. First, the urgent
36:52
sound of a blowing horn. But you're seeing
36:54
this, like, occur in front of your wishes.
36:56
I mean, you've never checked to see this
36:59
ever. Then, the hard-stopping moment when the commuter
37:01
rail train slams into a tractor trailer stuck
37:03
on the tracks and canton. I saw the
37:05
truck hit boxed in. And I just like,
37:07
you know, I heard the train coming down
37:09
the tracks and I'm like, there's no way
37:11
it's got to stop. Adam McCulloch captured the
37:13
terrifying moments while waiting on the train crossing
37:16
in his car. Luckily, the truck driver had
37:18
jumped out of the truck before that moment
37:20
of impact. Adam went to check on him.
37:22
It was literally like watching a YouTube video,
37:24
you know, looking at the screen, be like,
37:26
oh my God, like, this is really happening
37:28
and it's just plowed right through the truck.
37:30
The guy jumped out before, which is great.
37:32
First responders say a passenger on board the
37:35
train was hurt and rushed to the hospital.
37:37
The crash leaving a big mess of debris
37:39
and causing major delays for passengers on the
37:41
Stoughton line. This happens all the time to
37:43
us. Shuttle buses replace service between Caton and
37:45
Stoughton, disrupting... the travel day
37:47
for people just trying
37:49
to get around. How
37:52
inconvenient is this for
37:54
you? Very inconvenient, because
37:56
now we're going to
37:58
have to go through
38:00
all the town. Even
38:02
though it's still in
38:04
its own little town
38:06
away, but it's inconvenient,
38:08
because I don't know
38:11
what time I'll get
38:13
home. In
38:15
spite of the disruptions and damage,
38:17
the silver lining today is that the
38:20
crash wasn't worse. Everyone's alive, which
38:22
is the most important point. In a
38:24
few more seconds, you can imagine
38:26
what would have happened. What does the
38:28
conductor do in that situation when
38:30
you see something like this? the brakes.
38:32
But do you run? Like, because
38:34
you're at the front. Yeah, maybe they
38:36
move back a bit. I don't
38:38
know. I don't know. I don't know
38:41
what their protocol would be. You'd
38:43
think I wouldn't know. I don't know.
38:45
From my train since. a fomer.
38:47
Any train stops quick, right? Like, they
38:49
all take a while to stop.
38:51
Yeah. Well, that slowed down a lot,
38:53
right? Oh, yeah, that was going.
38:55
It would blown through the thing. course
38:57
of that, too, of that tractor
38:59
trailer stopping it. Yeah. But I mean,
39:02
if it was full bore, it
39:04
would have just obliterated. Oh, my God.
39:06
And the train would have probably
39:08
flown off the track with all those
39:10
people on it. So thank God
39:12
it was going slow. We've heard of
39:14
this several times now. Daycare centers
39:16
helping kids with their nap time with
39:18
a little sleep at time pill.
39:20
Oh, it's terrible stuff. More and more
39:23
daycare centers, though, are being busted
39:25
doing this. Using melatonin to get the
39:27
kids to sleep. Parents not happy
39:29
about it. Here's the latest from NBC
39:31
News. When Laura
39:33
Putnam enrolled her one and
39:35
two -year -old sons at Apple Blossom
39:37
Childcare in Falmouth, Maine, she
39:39
never thought they'd be given melatonin
39:41
supplements. They mimic a hormone
39:44
that makes you sleepy. Have you
39:46
ever given your children melatonin?
39:48
No. Have you ever given anyone
39:50
else permission to give melatonin
39:52
to your children? No. But last
39:54
August, Putnam says she learned
39:56
from a former daycare employee that
39:58
he and others had been
40:01
giving children, including her older son,
40:03
then four years old, melatonin. and
40:05
Gummies. Conversations between that employee and the daycare owner documented in
40:07
these texts. So she asked her older son. He said, oh,
40:09
it makes the babies go, and then he made a snoring
40:11
sound. And he told me he got them when he
40:13
was younger and they made him very sleepy.
40:15
And then he told, I asked if his
40:17
younger brother got them and he's looked at
40:20
me and said, yes. And I said, How
40:22
often does he get them? And he said
40:24
every day. What did your younger son say
40:26
when he saw a photo of a bottle
40:28
of the gummies? He immediately saw
40:30
it and said that's, and then
40:32
he inserted the name of the daycare provider.
40:35
In Maine, it's not illegal to give
40:37
melatonin to kids, but daycares
40:39
need written parent permission to do
40:42
it. Maine's Department of Health and
40:44
Human Services launched an investigation,
40:46
looking into abuse, neglect, and
40:49
licensing violations. Four months later,
40:51
Putnam says she was informed
40:53
her older son was a
40:56
victim of abuse and neglect.
40:58
I think I felt that, you
41:00
know, I let my kids down.
41:02
Lindsay Corcoran says her daughter was
41:05
also at the daycare from age
41:07
one to almost four and she
41:09
also learned from the former employee
41:11
that her daughter received melatonin too.
41:13
At first I was shocked to
41:16
see her name and that there
41:18
was, um, this substance given to
41:20
her without my consent. But last
41:22
month, DHHS overturned its findings of
41:24
abuse and neglect after an appeal.
41:26
Daycare owner Allison Laken sang in
41:28
part to NBC, Apple Blossom Child
41:31
Care has earned and enjoyed an
41:33
impeccable reputation for years, which has
41:35
been and always will be based
41:37
on conscientious care. She's also appealing
41:39
the findings that she violated daycare
41:41
licensing rules. When you look at
41:43
the decision right now, what goes
41:45
to your mind? Again, it's
41:47
it's maddening. It's nonsensical.
41:50
How is giving a
41:52
nonverbal toddler melatonin in
41:54
the middle of the
41:56
day without parental consent,
41:58
not abuse or neglect? make
42:00
any sense in my mind. Researchers
42:02
say melatonin use is on the
42:04
rise in kids. While parents should
42:06
consult a doctor pediatrician Rebecca Fisk
42:08
doesn't recommend melatonin use in kids
42:10
under five. We have no long-term
42:12
studies on what is going on
42:14
with melatonin in children especially that
42:17
young. We don't know what it
42:19
does to growth in development. Is
42:21
there any place for a melatonin
42:23
supplement in a daycare? Not at all.
42:25
Yeah, it's I understand why they'd
42:27
be upset about that. You know,
42:29
I think you even if you
42:31
wanted to give my kid Certain
42:33
food. I would expect that you
42:36
were good as an Advil or
42:38
a tiny thing. Yeah, anything they
42:40
got to get yeah approval for
42:42
before they can get that's super
42:44
annoying especially when you get kids
42:46
in high school where it's like
42:48
Someone's got a headache and it's like
42:50
oh I got a drive to school I'm
42:53
gonna drive to the school! Oh great!
42:55
You have to drive, like if they
42:57
want it, you have to give it
42:59
to them kind of thing? Yeah, or
43:02
they can't. Or they have it, but
43:04
they can't give it to them or
43:06
whatever and I guess you understand
43:08
that. But I'll say this,
43:10
I, you know, I'm just furious because
43:12
I expect you to keep my
43:15
kid awake so that when I get
43:17
my kid, he wants to go to
43:19
sleep. Not sleep all day and then
43:21
up all night. Like that's
43:23
I'd be furious for that
43:25
alone that alone. They're supposed
43:28
to be running around Burning
43:30
it off lazy workers is what
43:32
that is. That's what else are
43:34
they doing that or okay with
43:37
doing that you know But I
43:39
remember I still have the memory
43:41
of in my it would be
43:43
preschool so before kindergarten
43:45
preschool and we took naps
43:47
We would lay on the ground. Yeah,
43:50
there was in my my my Snoopy
43:52
pillow and we would take our naps,
43:54
I don't remember, sleepy
43:56
juice, any kind of sleepy
43:59
time, fun. Probably didn't have
44:01
it. Probably didn't have it. You
44:03
wouldn't even make a connection if
44:05
it was a gummy. A kid
44:07
just thinks that's a candy. Right?
44:09
Yeah. You didn't make a connection.
44:11
Yeah, like if you were given
44:14
a piece of candy and then
44:16
just all of a sudden. Well,
44:18
melotone is weird. I've taken melotone
44:20
in and it's like it'll give
44:22
you like nightmares. Right. Yeah. It
44:24
does. Some people don't get that
44:26
and it works just fine and
44:28
others, yeah, it must have said.
44:31
I've been taking it a lot.
44:33
I eventually get like vivid, like
44:35
waking up nightmares, you know? Sometimes
44:37
I've pushed it. Yeah, I mean,
44:39
a bunch of it too. Yeah,
44:41
yeah. And it's not, you know,
44:43
it all depends on how many
44:45
milligrams do you take? I guess.
44:48
Well, this was expected to be
44:50
a record year for tourism, but
44:52
now. Maybe not so much. There's
44:54
been a dramatic decline in travel
44:56
amid global uncertainty. Why? Here's that
44:58
story from NBC news. From flight
45:00
reservations to resorts and restaurants, the
45:02
travel industry has gone from predicting
45:05
a record-breaking 2025 to warning of
45:07
a big slowdown. Before the tariff
45:09
pause today, the CEO of Delta
45:11
Airlines said air travel has stalled
45:13
both leisure and corporate. I think
45:15
everyone's been prepared for uncertainty if
45:17
that continues. If that continues. and
45:19
we don't get resolution soon, we
45:22
will probably end up in a
45:24
recession. At Bastion's warning comes as
45:26
foreign visitors are canceling trips to
45:28
the U.S. Down nearly 12% in
45:30
March compared to a year ago,
45:32
air travel from Mexico down 23%.
45:34
After President Trump slapped Canada with
45:36
tariffs and suggested it should become
45:39
America's 51 state, airline bookings from
45:41
Canada to the U.S. dropped 40%.
45:43
You shouldn't be shocked that we
45:45
don't want to spend money down
45:47
there. Ian Urquat, a retired Canadian
45:49
professor, lost $500 when he and
45:51
his wife can... a trip to
45:53
Vegas for a cold play concert.
45:56
We'll be traveling to Mexico instead
45:58
of to the southern U.S. with
46:00
respect to sun holidays. If foreign
46:02
visitors stay away, economists say it
46:04
could cost U.S. lines, hotels, rental
46:06
car companies, resorts, billions of dollars.
46:08
Meanwhile for Americans planning a summer
46:10
vacation, going.com reports domestic and international
46:13
travelers could see deep discounts. But
46:15
for many foreign travelers... I'll wait
46:17
until there's a bit more sensibility
46:19
in the White House before we
46:21
go back there again. Many international
46:23
travelers emphasize. They don't hate America
46:25
or Americans, but they don't feel
46:27
as welcome here as they once
46:30
did. Tom. I think a lot
46:32
of it's financial too. People just
46:34
don't know what's going to happen
46:36
over the next several months. You
46:38
want to save your money? You
46:40
don't want to like splurge on
46:42
a vacation. It's the first time
46:44
I think in recent memory I
46:47
haven't had a flight coming up
46:49
in my Delta app and they
46:51
keep reaching out to me like
46:53
hey! Are you like, are you
46:55
okay? Here's a here's a secret
46:57
offer to Easter Island No, I
46:59
like the emails from them are
47:01
like hey, we got a special
47:04
right now I think we're at
47:06
a time where just everybody freaks
47:08
out about everything all the time,
47:10
you know, well, there well Yeah.
47:12
They're scaring us all the time.
47:14
They're trying. It's just the uncertainty.
47:16
People just don't know what to
47:18
expect and what's coming up. So
47:21
probably the reason why people are
47:23
holding off. This guy, he had
47:25
some scary moments snowboarding, just escaped
47:27
an avalanche. It was a close
47:29
call for this snowboarder. Where is
47:31
he? Who got caught in an
47:33
avalanche? He's in one. Sahelbitin gun
47:35
reportedly spent four hours climbing Mount
47:38
Artos in Turkey to make a
47:40
descent on his board when the
47:42
snow started. You are a diehard
47:44
when you spend four hours climbing
47:46
a mountain just to snowboard down
47:48
it. Four hours. A drone from
47:50
a Turkish news agency happened to
47:52
be following him to capture the
47:55
stunt. While he did get caught
47:57
up in the avalanche, he was
47:59
able to escape after getting dragged
48:01
some 50 meters. He tells the
48:03
news agency that when he saw
48:05
the snow break, he threw himself
48:07
to the right and just let
48:09
the snow carry him down. Although
48:12
it was scary, Gunn says he
48:14
tried not to panic. As soon
48:16
as he could get up and
48:18
get away, he did, all by
48:20
himself. Such incidents can end horribly
48:22
for unsuspecting athletes. But escaping an
48:24
avalanche unscaped seems to show how
48:26
skilled this snowboarder really is. Crazy
48:29
Subetention, this one. Oh my god.
48:31
He's not as great as you'd
48:33
think. No. Yeah, the flow of
48:35
an avalanche I think is cool
48:37
looking, but like it. I've never
48:39
really thought about the horrific nature
48:41
of what happens if you get
48:43
caught in one. Oh my god.
48:46
Just like buried alive. It's just
48:48
horrible hundreds of towns. There's been
48:50
a lot this past year. This
48:52
past year. Or we're just seeing
48:54
a lot because people have their
48:56
phones out right they're capturing it.
48:58
I think everyone like so many
49:00
more people have like drones Yeah,
49:03
that are like taking pictures. Oh,
49:05
let's take pictures of the mountain
49:07
and then they just end up
49:09
catching one that happens. Trouble for
49:11
a Florida family every time they
49:13
go outside. They're attacked by hawks
49:15
That's no good. No, I'm not
49:17
going to the grocery store today.
49:20
Be terrified. All the hawks. Anytime
49:22
guests come to their house, the
49:24
hawks attack them. I gotta get
49:26
some hawks. This is in Venice,
49:28
Florida, and Fox 13 in Tampa
49:30
Bay has the story. Outside her
49:32
home. Nast the female. Female is
49:34
very, very woke. Oh, Dallas Hayes
49:37
gets no peace. He's coming. She's
49:39
under attack from the care of
49:41
red-shouldered hawks property. Her only defense,
49:43
it's her umbrella. Anytime that we're
49:45
going to take the garbage out,
49:47
which is a long way from
49:49
the back of the house to
49:51
here, they will attack us. Anything
49:54
that we do out, they will
49:56
come and attack us. And it's
49:58
not just her family. Whoa! Her
50:00
lawn guy, the water guy, and
50:02
even an FWC official. Sir, look
50:04
out. Have all been swept for
50:06
these folks. Back here, they clear
50:08
land on Venice and Havana. I
50:11
don't know if it has anything
50:13
to do with it, but I'm
50:15
assuming because that's when the problem
50:17
started. O'Dallis is concerned for the
50:19
safety of customers who come to
50:21
her business on the site. She's
50:23
contacted every agency from the FWC,
50:25
to the USDA. They're all being
50:28
attacked. They can't believe what I'm
50:30
going through, but nobody can do
50:32
anything. This is why I call
50:34
you guys because I need help.
50:36
Odellis doesn't want any harm to
50:38
come to the Hawks, but she
50:40
wants to be able to enjoy
50:42
her home, to be able to
50:45
go out and do an Easter
50:47
egg hunt with her granddaughter, which
50:49
right now, without an umbrella or
50:51
a helmet, that's not happening. Place
50:53
them somewhere where they're safe. And
50:55
they have plenty of land. Officials
50:57
tried removing the nest once, but
50:59
the hawks came back and nested
51:02
again. And now there's a sign
51:04
in place warning that hawks are
51:06
federally protected under the Migratory Bird
51:08
Treaty Act, leaving Odalis a few,
51:10
if any, options. I'm not safe
51:12
at all. And we have a
51:14
statue that stipulates that if people
51:16
is being hurt or the property
51:19
is being damaged, these agencies are
51:21
supposed to do something. They can't.
51:23
From Venice, Kimberly Quizan, Fox, 13
51:25
years. Oh Dallas says the only
51:27
permit that she can be issued
51:29
is one to remove the chicks,
51:31
but she says the hocks will
51:33
remain and they will continue to
51:36
nest there. FWC tells us that
51:38
staff have provided guidance on ways
51:40
to prevent conflicts, like the ones
51:42
we just saw there. They say
51:44
they've also connected O Dallas with
51:46
guidance on how to apply for
51:48
a federal permit, if needed. Get
51:50
away from my baby's bench. Yeah,
51:53
no, that bald guy took a
51:55
vicious blow. Did you know that
51:57
bald guys are more likely to
51:59
be attacked? shiny heads? I don't,
52:01
there's, there's evidence of it. Is that
52:03
true? I never, I never knew that,
52:05
that's crazy. Yeah, their hats or something.
52:07
Like I was at a comedy show
52:10
once and that's what the comedian said
52:12
and was like looking in my direction.
52:14
I'm like, well that's, that's funny. So
52:16
you've taken that Warren Comedians line as
52:19
a true. After that I researched and
52:21
found out, because comedians are
52:23
always right, right? Yeah, I just, I don't
52:25
know. I've never been swoopoped by
52:27
bats. I've been swooped by bats. That's
52:29
the only thing. Not birds a bird. I've
52:32
had some... I've had like a bat. Not
52:34
really seeing anything to back up here or
52:36
a comedian. Where's your AI overview? I have
52:38
one that says... Why are all people more likely
52:40
to be attacked by birds? Oh, just put
52:42
ball guys. There's no scientific basis
52:44
for ball people being more likely
52:46
to be attacked by birds. Yes,
52:49
there's anecdotal evidence and even a
52:51
viral survey suggesting that bald men
52:53
may be targeted by aggressive birds.
52:55
That's my AI overview. I feel
52:58
like, I don't know, maybe you
53:00
guys are learning something here. The bald
53:02
guy searches, AI knows you're bald,
53:04
and gives you bald positive news.
53:06
That's not positive. It is because
53:08
that's what you were like, you,
53:10
that's what you believed in, it
53:12
knew you did. Dave searches for
53:15
it, full head of hair,
53:17
terrified of being bald, and
53:19
he gets different news.
53:21
Well, I guess it is.
53:23
Yours is saying no scientific,
53:25
mind saying yes, anecdotal. The
53:28
only one it says is,
53:30
actually, Hawks. Hawks have been
53:32
known to target bald heads
53:35
during aggressive behavior. And the
53:37
hormonal behavior, too. You
53:39
just said no. Well, there's
53:41
no scientific. says that hawk
53:44
terrorizing a village with bald
53:46
men was acting hormoneally suggesting
53:48
that the behavior was linked
53:50
to breeding season. Yeah, they
53:52
want to bang her head. Chuck, there's
53:54
a hawk bang in your head, man.
53:56
You gotta let him finish. No, dude.
53:59
Let him finish. He's almost done.
54:01
It doesn't take as long as
54:03
you think. Does it uncomfortable? No,
54:05
I just got to make a
54:07
couple noises first. Hold on. Why
54:10
are you calling it? That's weird.
54:12
No, it helps him finish. Just
54:14
like guys. Just like normal guys.
54:16
I put on a bit of
54:19
a show, you know. Aren't it
54:21
claws cutting your head open? I
54:23
don't need to make the noise.
54:25
I just do it for him.
54:27
You know, it helps him get
54:30
there. Yeah, I mean, it's gonna
54:32
be on my head if I
54:34
don't. So he flies off after
54:36
he's done. What's nuts about it
54:39
is, so when my neighbor had
54:41
that hawk hit his window and
54:43
it was like stunned and it
54:45
was on the ground, that hawk
54:48
like came up to my waist.
54:50
It was huge. If you had
54:52
something like that attacking your head,
54:54
that's no good. These were like
54:56
smaller. Yeah. Yeah, but they still
54:59
cut that guy up. They cut
55:01
his head to shreds. Oh yeah,
55:03
well they got razor talons. Yeah,
55:05
they'll get you. Like an owl,
55:08
any of those. Oh yeah. I
55:10
thought I saw an owl flying
55:12
the other day. Did you? That's
55:14
pretty cool. I see a lot
55:16
of owls by my house. Do
55:19
you know? Every time Douglas goes
55:21
out, it's sad. Yeah, they're funny.
55:23
I see a lot of videos
55:25
with them. They are like more
55:28
friendly than a lot of a
55:30
lot of other birds than a
55:32
lot of other birds, other birds,
55:34
it seems. So another station in
55:37
Tampa did the report, WFLA, and
55:39
they sent their reporter out with
55:41
like a helmet. See, a button
55:43
almost looks like the head of
55:45
a bald man. Oh, and it
55:48
did go after him. He's like,
55:50
oh God. Oh, there was. Oh,
55:52
it got. Did it hit you?
55:54
Oh, my God. That man has
55:57
been attacked by it. Yeah, oh,
55:59
that's wild. All right. We'll take
56:01
a break when we come back
56:03
in just a moment here celebrity
56:05
dirt and sports news is up
56:08
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56:10
shot? and then arrested in Los
56:12
Angeles. What's the latest trouble for
56:14
NFL superstar Tyreke Hill? And how
56:17
did a University of Michigan coach
56:19
hack thousands of intimate images from
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victims? We'll get to that and
56:23
more right after this. Previously on
56:26
Dave and Chuck DeFree. Generally speaking
56:28
dealing with a loan shark is
56:30
a bad idea. Yeah. Here's this
56:32
crazy thing that was happening in
56:34
Thailand. Oh, you need money? I
56:37
do. No problem. How much do
56:39
you need? Oh, like $30,000. I
56:41
hope to be able to pay
56:43
you back. That's a big ask.
56:46
Okay, as collateral, get naked. We're
56:48
just gonna take a nude picture
56:50
to have on file in case
56:52
you don't pay us back. Oh
56:54
my God, I will pay you
56:57
back. I'll get you to pay
56:59
back. I mean, I would be
57:01
the soonest I've paid anything off.
57:03
Yeah. It's just sold my home.
57:06
That's crazy, dude. You hear my
57:08
dad picture to get out. See
57:10
me naked. But you have no
57:12
less. I don't care. I'm living
57:15
it. Starting over, guys. It's Dave
57:17
and Chuck the Freak. Dave and
57:19
Chuck the Freak. Email at David
57:21
Chuck the freak.com. Hi
57:29
there. Thursday. 10th of April. David
57:31
checked the freak. All I can
57:34
think of is am I going
57:36
to get a $450 ticket? Hi.
57:38
Where'd you park? So you do?
57:40
My community, there's red light cameras.
57:42
Oh yeah, you're screwed. So this
57:44
morning, you're screwed, dude. We have
57:46
this rear, really weird mix of
57:49
like rain and the sleet and
57:51
snow. where we are. Yep. And
57:53
I went to stop, as I'm
57:55
approaching the intersection, it changed the
57:57
yellow. And I went to stop
57:59
and I started to slide a
58:02
bit. So I just let my
58:04
foot off the break and went
58:06
through. And did I give you
58:08
a pass and weather condition? I
58:10
don't know if they do. Because
58:12
I think it just takes a
58:15
picture. You have to fight it.
58:17
I will have to fight it,
58:19
but damn, but it's like crazy.
58:21
expensive I think it's like 450
58:23
bucks or something that's so much
58:25
for like a like a red
58:27
light ticket or what I know
58:30
I agree though you should be
58:32
able to three three 25 still
58:34
not great but three 25 like
58:36
if you would have slammed on
58:38
your brakes you potentially cause an
58:40
accident right so like going through
58:43
is probably the safer thing which
58:45
is what a lot of people
58:47
do in that situation right there
58:49
was no traffic coming the other
58:51
direction and I thought okay just
58:53
let the foot off the break
58:56
and go through instead of Yeah,
58:58
I've never liked that. I was
59:00
always bummed out when I found
59:02
out they had like the cameras
59:04
on the stoplights They had them
59:06
in Ohio when I grew up
59:09
out down there See it's just
59:11
like they'd send you a ticket
59:13
like a month and a half
59:15
two months later Yeah, like I
59:17
remember they had set up the
59:19
speed cams for a while and
59:21
there was such a revolt at
59:24
the time Where I was living
59:26
where I grew up and they
59:28
removed them now they might be
59:30
back and I just don't know
59:32
I haven't been there in so
59:34
long but like I've heard about
59:37
these red light cams and I
59:39
don't think they're I don't think
59:41
they care about you you know
59:43
they just care about you can
59:45
do people care about you can
59:47
do people fight them if they
59:50
feel there is that you can
59:52
find anything right I yeah but
59:54
people are saying then they'll probably
59:56
to say you were driving two
59:58
factors gonna say it was on
1:00:00
you yeah it was on you
1:00:02
to stop right well the cameras
1:00:05
are so much better than it
1:00:07
was like 20 years ago maybe
1:00:09
or something and it was like
1:00:11
the camera was so bad that
1:00:13
the picture they sent me and
1:00:15
me running the red light Look
1:00:18
like one of those paintings that
1:00:20
you make with just dots. Oh,
1:00:22
yeah Oh my god, yeah, no.
1:00:24
Yeah, now they're, they zoom right
1:00:26
in on your license plate. They're
1:00:28
like, look at you. Then they
1:00:31
show a picture of Dave's face.
1:00:33
Yeah. Yeah. And they're probably right
1:00:35
about your speed, Dave. When I
1:00:37
spun out on the freeway, I
1:00:39
was doing the speed limit. I
1:00:41
still got a ticket for too
1:00:43
fast for conditions. Yeah, see? And
1:00:46
we all know Al drives like
1:00:48
a grandpa, so it's hard. He
1:00:50
gets a ticket. I'm screwed. You
1:00:52
are slow it down now. That
1:00:54
was when I had my Subaru.
1:00:56
Yeah. That was the end of
1:00:59
it. That was the end of
1:01:01
my Subaru. I forgot you were
1:01:03
Subaru Brothers for a while. Because
1:01:05
I didn't have the Subaru. No.
1:01:07
Yeah. Because I didn't have the
1:01:09
Subaru. Yeah, of course. Maybe that
1:01:12
was the weird. Kismet, one person
1:01:14
on the show must have a
1:01:16
super. Oh, yeah. It's like Kersemoke
1:01:18
Island. It's the demons. Yeah. The
1:01:20
demons didn't have a super. Not
1:01:22
more likely to be a scissor,
1:01:25
so it should be me who
1:01:27
is it? Oh, I guess you
1:01:29
are. I love the idea of
1:01:31
a professional wrestling tag team called
1:01:33
the Subaru Brothers. Yeah, I can
1:01:35
I already see their outfits. Yeah,
1:01:37
there's a white lamb boy. I
1:01:40
see the whole feather boas. Yeah,
1:01:42
I love it. Well, you know
1:01:44
our finishing move, you know, we
1:01:46
don't do a figure for a
1:01:48
leg lock. We scissors. Oh, yeah.
1:01:50
There's already some guys that's here.
1:01:53
Jason. We got back a plan
1:01:55
for when the show's over. The
1:01:57
Super-brothers! Like Sizzimony, bro! He's got
1:01:59
him in the scissors! Yeah. That's
1:02:01
true. There's an option for you
1:02:03
guys. Yeah, I believe it's the
1:02:06
tag team that was, I don't,
1:02:08
I haven't seen it in a
1:02:10
while, so they might have all
1:02:12
broke up and, but it was,
1:02:14
uh, Mr. As. Oh, yes, the,
1:02:16
uh, manager. Bad-as Billy Gumb. Did
1:02:18
a sizzer move? No, you well,
1:02:21
yeah, you'll either they say to
1:02:23
him sizzer me daddy and then
1:02:25
they Oh man I thought I
1:02:27
had a great idea. Yeah, you'd
1:02:29
have to say that to Al
1:02:31
he's a sizzer me daddy It's
1:02:34
so awesome. Yeah, I mean, honestly,
1:02:36
because on the sub. Yeah, yeah,
1:02:38
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Sizzer
1:02:40
anyways daddy Al Yeah. All right,
1:02:42
that was too much. Yeah, too
1:02:44
much. Cisn't like you. Too much
1:02:47
around. Yeah, he didn't like you
1:02:49
putting his actual name in there.
1:02:51
Yeah, he just left. All right,
1:02:53
coming up here, celebrity dirt and
1:02:55
sports news is on the way.
1:02:57
Which famous rocker's wife was shot
1:03:00
and then arrested in Los Angeles?
1:03:02
What's the latest trouble for NFL
1:03:04
superstar Tyrike Hill? And how did
1:03:06
a University of Michigan coach hack
1:03:08
wide receiver was involved? in a
1:03:10
domestic dispute and apparently was holding
1:03:12
his five-month-old daughter on the balcony
1:03:15
and it was all caught on
1:03:17
someone's cell phone video. Here's the
1:03:19
story on this now from WPLG
1:03:21
TV. The call goes out as
1:03:23
an assault in progress. The call
1:03:25
goes out. Police raced to the
1:03:28
Porsche Design Building in Sunny Isles.
1:03:30
The mother-in-law of Miami Dolphins star
1:03:32
wide receiver Tyrike Hill calls the
1:03:34
cops. The call goes out as
1:03:36
an assault in progress. When police
1:03:38
get there they make contact with
1:03:41
Hill his wife Kita Hill and
1:03:43
their child. I'm ready for it.
1:03:45
They also speak to Tyriek's mother-in-law
1:03:47
Alicia Bekaro. Let's get right to
1:03:49
the police report quote. Vekaro stated
1:03:51
that Tyriek is very aggressive and
1:03:53
impulsive and that he has anger
1:03:56
issues and she is afraid for
1:03:58
her daughter and when she saw
1:04:00
Tyriek arguing and her daughter's computer
1:04:02
to the floor and later grabbing
1:04:04
her granddaughter and start walking with
1:04:06
her in his arms towards the
1:04:09
balcony of their 35th floor residence,
1:04:11
she called the police. Get out,
1:04:13
get out! Remember last September when
1:04:15
he was pulled over by Miami-Dade
1:04:17
officers outside Hard Rock Stadium? On
1:04:19
game day, those traffic citations were
1:04:22
eventually dropped. Straight out of the
1:04:24
police report, Tyreek's wife tells cops
1:04:26
that our arguments with Tyreek are
1:04:28
becoming more frequent when she told
1:04:30
him he wasn't involved enough with
1:04:32
the baby. She says he grabbed
1:04:34
the baby and she's now in
1:04:37
the process of filing for divorce.
1:04:39
No charges in this case. Both
1:04:41
parties stated that the argument never
1:04:43
became physical, even though officers observed
1:04:45
the light redness mark bruise on
1:04:47
the mother's left upper chest and
1:04:50
questioned her about it. Okay,
1:04:53
now let's get to a statement from
1:04:55
the Miami Dolphins just put out a
1:04:57
short time ago. It reads, quote, on
1:04:59
Monday we were informed that the
1:05:01
police were called the Tyrike Hills
1:05:03
home and after conversations with Tyreke
1:05:06
and members of his family, the
1:05:08
police departed the residence without further
1:05:10
incident and the case was closed.
1:05:12
Let me translate that. He is
1:05:14
really good. With Tyreke and the
1:05:17
NFL and we'll have no... further
1:05:19
comment on this matter? Very good,
1:05:21
please. That's all it is. Player,
1:05:23
we'll just keep him. How about
1:05:25
that? Yep. Like his mother-in-law?
1:05:28
Little involved too there. Yeah,
1:05:30
I mean, it's one of those things.
1:05:32
I mean, I think if the report
1:05:34
was, he hit this kid or something
1:05:37
like that. No, no, no. He threw
1:05:39
the laptop to the ground. No, that's
1:05:41
what I'm saying. If the report was
1:05:44
that, then it would be different. I
1:05:46
mean... He threw a laptop
1:05:48
down. He can afford several
1:05:50
laptops if he wants to
1:05:52
throw one on the ground. I guess
1:05:55
he can. All right, more news for
1:05:57
a Michigan coach. Well, we had heard
1:05:59
about. the assistant GM of
1:06:01
the Tigers actually yesterday getting
1:06:03
in some trouble for sending
1:06:06
apparent penis picks to staff.
1:06:08
Now on the other end
1:06:10
of this a University of
1:06:12
Michigan coach apparently hacked thousands
1:06:14
thousands of intimate images from
1:06:16
victims. How did he do it? Let's
1:06:19
get the whole story on this now
1:06:21
from ABC News. Take a listen. Tonight
1:06:24
the stunning volume of explicit
1:06:26
images investigators say they've seized
1:06:28
from former University of Michigan
1:06:30
coach Matt Weiss. Did you
1:06:32
ever mean to say? The
1:06:35
Justice Department emailing thousands of
1:06:37
victims telling them Weiss gained
1:06:39
unauthorized access to their email,
1:06:41
social media, and cloud storage
1:06:43
accounts and stole thousands of
1:06:45
candid, intimate photographs and videos.
1:06:48
It feels that much more
1:06:50
devastating to find out that you... weren't
1:06:52
protected, that again you're treated
1:06:54
like nothing more than an object.
1:06:57
Prosecutors say some of those hacked
1:06:59
images show victims naked, some show
1:07:01
victims engaged in explicit sexual acts.
1:07:04
Investigators say they discovered the images
1:07:06
on Weiss's electronic devices and storage
1:07:08
accounts after he was accused of
1:07:11
hacking more than 3,300 people, mainly
1:07:13
female college athletes, keeping notes commenting
1:07:16
on their bodies and their sexual
1:07:18
preferences. The indictment says Weiss hacked
1:07:20
into a third-party vendor that maintains
1:07:23
student databases for more than a
1:07:25
hundred colleges and universities across the
1:07:27
country and even cracked the encryption
1:07:30
protecting the passwords simply by doing
1:07:32
research online. Just a chilling
1:07:34
development, David prosecutor saying that
1:07:36
Weiss researched online how to
1:07:39
access these accounts, then mind
1:07:41
personal information like mothers made
1:07:44
names, pet names, places of
1:07:46
birth, Weiss has pleaded not
1:07:48
guilty to all charges. That is
1:07:50
like a full-time job. Yeah. He
1:07:53
really farmed people? He's super
1:07:55
purvily into that. Yeah, it's disturbing.
1:07:57
Yeah. Wow. Also major security.
1:07:59
breach there like yeah they're gonna
1:08:01
be in some trouble here what he
1:08:03
did like he hacked the one thing
1:08:06
but then he took it to the
1:08:08
step of like you know when you
1:08:10
say oh I can't remember my password
1:08:12
and they're like all right well we
1:08:14
need your mother's maiden name where were
1:08:16
you born but all these different things
1:08:18
he just went and found that stuff
1:08:20
out how could you find that out
1:08:22
well it might tell you in the
1:08:25
records of all of those athletes okay
1:08:27
like born in this city So then
1:08:29
you know that, then you just go
1:08:31
on social media, you find out who
1:08:33
the mom is. A lot of people's
1:08:35
Facebook, it shows your name, and then
1:08:37
your former last name, and then your
1:08:39
current last name. 3,300 people. That's a
1:08:41
lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.
1:08:44
Insane. Terrible for those people. Because it
1:08:46
went on for so long, right, between
1:08:48
2015 and 2023. And like once you
1:08:50
get into that eye cloud, a lot
1:08:52
of people, all their stuff goes to
1:08:54
the eye cloud. So if
1:08:56
you're doing stuff with your boyfriend and
1:08:59
sending things, it's all there. It's all
1:09:01
there. Well, the 89th Master's tease off
1:09:03
today and there is still some time
1:09:05
to get in some bets if you
1:09:08
want to try and make some cash.
1:09:10
Not your case and others. Here's a
1:09:12
few betting tips for the novices, along
1:09:14
with what they say are the best
1:09:17
bets in the field. Even though Scotty
1:09:19
Shefler is the favorite, he is one
1:09:21
of the Masters twice before 2022 and
1:09:23
2024. A repeat is extremely difficult. So
1:09:26
they say stay away from him as
1:09:28
a win bet. A better safety would
1:09:30
be Rory McElroy to finish in the
1:09:32
top five. Well, yeah, you can do
1:09:35
that. He'll be second. He almost always
1:09:37
just doesn't win it. Lots of other
1:09:39
options for you there, but you're out.
1:09:42
Your master's not a thing. No, I'm
1:09:44
not going to bet the master's. No,
1:09:46
too much other stuff to save up
1:09:48
for. A couple things by the way
1:09:51
at the masters. The broadcasters, the broadcasters,
1:09:53
the broadcasters, the broadcasters, the broadcasters are
1:09:55
never allowed. Like these are words they're
1:09:57
forbidden from saying. Fans. Since
1:10:00
the word fan comes from fanatical,
1:10:02
Augusta will only allow patrons. Oh,
1:10:04
that's wild. They're never allowed to
1:10:07
say the fans are here. Well,
1:10:09
I guess I always heard them
1:10:11
call them the crowd or something.
1:10:13
I never did ever see them
1:10:15
say fans. Yeah. Rough. There's no
1:10:18
rough at Augusta. They are to
1:10:20
call it the second cut. Oh,
1:10:22
they do say the second cut.
1:10:24
Augusta has 44 bunk, and that's
1:10:27
what they'll be called. Never a
1:10:29
sandrap. Okay. Since back
1:10:31
nine sounds too much like backside,
1:10:33
they have to call it the
1:10:36
second nine. You like to play
1:10:38
the back nine? I'll try the
1:10:40
second nine. That's so weird. Driving
1:10:42
range is not to be called
1:10:45
that. They have to call it
1:10:47
the tournament practice area. It's never
1:10:49
to be called a country club.
1:10:52
Just the Augusta National Golf Club.
1:10:54
Toosum, if a golfer ends up
1:10:56
playing with another player this weekend,
1:10:59
it'll be a pairing. Never a
1:11:01
two-sum based on the sexual connotation.
1:11:03
Fourth round. But they do call
1:11:06
it forsoms all the time, right?
1:11:08
The forest, five. So they don't
1:11:10
mind four. They have no problem
1:11:13
with four. They hate the idea
1:11:15
of number two people. They're just
1:11:17
so worried about sexual connotation. Backside
1:11:20
and twosoms, that's crazy. Fourth round.
1:11:22
Round four of the Masters is
1:11:24
to be called the final round
1:11:27
only. And sponsors who back the
1:11:29
PGA tour events, no free publicity
1:11:31
here. They can never say it's
1:11:34
like the, you know, Coke Masters.
1:11:36
Oh no, it's too. Well that
1:11:38
would be wild if they said
1:11:41
they're the Coke Masters. Yeah, that's
1:11:43
a totally different thing. You're watching
1:11:45
the Coke Masters. Yeah, you gotta
1:11:48
write that out. That's an exciting
1:11:50
show. Yeah. Tonight on Coke Masters.
1:11:52
Whoa! There's screaming and paranoid like
1:11:55
usual. Coca-Cola, I guess you have
1:11:57
to say. Coca-Cola masters. There you
1:11:59
go. The barrier between professional athletics
1:12:02
and the world of Barbie has
1:12:04
just been burst. Mattel announced a
1:12:06
collaboration with the LeBron James Family
1:12:08
Foundation. LeBron James becomes the first
1:12:11
professional athlete Kendall. Pretty cool. Look
1:12:13
at him. He is indeed, can
1:12:15
enough. Yeah. Instead of an NBA
1:12:18
uniform, it's going to feature him
1:12:20
in an adjustable multi-accessory outfit worthy
1:12:22
of a pre-game entrance to the
1:12:25
locker room. The doll is going
1:12:27
to be available starting at noon
1:12:29
on Monday at Target, Amazon, Walmart,
1:12:32
and Mattel. It'll be a cheap
1:12:34
$75. No way. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
1:12:36
that's my question. Collectors, collectors. Just
1:12:39
collectors? Because like Chuck, are you
1:12:41
going to play with the LeBron
1:12:43
doll? Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't
1:12:46
I? So just big LeBron fans?
1:12:48
No, I think like Barbie collectors,
1:12:50
like you know that it's like
1:12:53
a rare thing, so you buy
1:12:55
it up. You know? He probably
1:12:57
got a boatload of money for
1:13:00
that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like when
1:13:02
Stella was into Barbies, she had
1:13:04
just a couple of them that
1:13:07
were bought I would say as
1:13:09
a collector's piece like the Sally
1:13:11
Ride one which is still in
1:13:14
the box. The other one she
1:13:16
bought was like this short haired
1:13:18
little blonde Barbie and but then
1:13:21
she took it out of the
1:13:23
box died its hair. Oh no.
1:13:25
Gave it a haircut. Oh. So
1:13:28
that one is no longer collectible.
1:13:30
So. Yeah this was. This is
1:13:32
what Stella did. And I'm not
1:13:35
saying about like a limited edition
1:13:37
or anything so I don't know
1:13:39
if they're. I would guess I
1:13:41
would guess it'll be limited. You
1:13:44
think so? Yeah. But I mean
1:13:46
it's being sold at Amazon Walmart.
1:13:48
Oh they've got thousands of them
1:13:51
I'm sure but. I you know
1:13:53
so I'm just saying I don't
1:13:55
know if there'll be a lot
1:13:58
of money in buying it trying
1:14:00
to resell it online if there's
1:14:02
oh no I think you go
1:14:05
would have to wait you're gonna
1:14:07
have to wait on this one
1:14:09
I'm gonna wait for the Miami
1:14:12
LeBron which is a possible upcoming
1:14:14
well why that's what Barbies do
1:14:16
right they just they change the
1:14:19
outfit and then you got to
1:14:21
buy the new one yeah Court's
1:14:23
really going to wait for the
1:14:26
silk pajamas. Oh, yeah. Oh, a
1:14:28
nice little accessory pack. Yeah. They
1:14:30
have. They can both sleep together
1:14:33
wearing them. Oh, yeah. He goes
1:14:35
right on the pillow beside you.
1:14:37
Little tidy matching pillow. Yeah. Well,
1:14:40
two lengthy losing streaks in college
1:14:42
baseball were just broken in one
1:14:44
day. Here's that. Two schools on
1:14:47
one field. A combined 141 straight
1:14:49
losses between them. The Lehman College
1:14:51
Lightning on a 42-game losing streak,
1:14:54
the Yishiva University Maccabees 99 games
1:14:56
straight without a victory. But Tuesday,
1:14:58
with their classmates in the stands,
1:15:01
the two New York schools showed
1:15:03
up and one had to walk
1:15:05
away a winner. It was a
1:15:08
battle back and forth. Justin Chamorro
1:15:10
was on the pitchers mound for
1:15:12
Lehman. You gotta be optimistic because
1:15:14
when you're in a hole like
1:15:17
that, it's hard, it's hard to
1:15:19
find the positives. I kept telling
1:15:21
my team is that. Just keep
1:15:24
pushing, it's gonna happen. By the
1:15:26
final inning, Lehman College came out
1:15:28
on top. When you guys won,
1:15:31
what was that feeling like? A
1:15:33
sense of relief, a sense of
1:15:35
joy. When there's a lot of
1:15:38
adversity going your way. It's that
1:15:40
much sweeter on the other side.
1:15:42
With its streak broken, Lehman was
1:15:45
riding high. Yeshiva, now facing down
1:15:47
100 losses in a row. But
1:15:49
they had another chance. A second
1:15:52
game against Lehman, the very same
1:15:54
day. In the final... bad. Yeshiva
1:15:56
University Maccabees, move winners. Different folks
1:15:59
in sports, caressing a mountain can
1:16:01
be, winning a championship. For us,
1:16:03
winning a game, was that for
1:16:06
us. Success doesn't last forever, needed
1:16:08
this failure. Everything to get a
1:16:10
new opportunity to show up. Two
1:16:13
teams, two hard-earned victories. Reminding us
1:16:15
all to never give him. 100
1:16:17
game losing streak. How's the morale
1:16:20
there? It's not great. Rowan had
1:16:22
one of his like baseball buddies
1:16:24
go to a school and I
1:16:27
think they lost every single game.
1:16:29
You know, I mean sometimes you
1:16:31
just lose every single game, you
1:16:34
know. Do you think like 50
1:16:36
games in there like, let's go.
1:16:38
Every time. I don't know. I
1:16:40
don't know. I don't know. Give
1:16:43
it a try. I think that's
1:16:45
more like it. You know. Moving
1:16:47
on to celebrity dirt, a bizarre
1:16:50
story involving yesterday in Los Angeles
1:16:52
involving a crash on a freeway,
1:16:54
a man hunt, the arrest of
1:16:57
a man in his underwear, and
1:16:59
the police shooting of an uninvolved
1:17:01
woman has taken an even more
1:17:04
surreal twist when you find out
1:17:06
it's the wife of a famous
1:17:08
rocker. The wife of the basest,
1:17:11
I say famous a little loosely,
1:17:13
the basest from Weezer. Okay. I
1:17:15
mean I think I know him.
1:17:18
That's a guy you got to
1:17:20
be like, what? You're the beast
1:17:22
basis from, oh, we are, oh
1:17:25
yeah. She was the one involved
1:17:27
in all this. Crazy story, KTLA
1:17:29
in Los Angeles has the details.
1:17:32
New cell phone video tonight shows
1:17:34
Jillian Shriner on the ground with
1:17:36
a gunshot wound then being cuffed
1:17:39
and taken into police custody. Oh
1:17:41
wow, okay. It's a little crazy.
1:17:43
I think they're just trying to
1:17:46
come on aggressive. Neighbors on Eagle
1:17:48
Vista Drive in Eagle Rock reacting
1:17:50
to the LAPD shooting and arrest
1:17:53
of the 51-year-old wife of Wezer
1:17:55
Band members. not Shriner, after police
1:17:57
activity nearby on the 134 freeway.
1:18:00
Five helicopters, lots of police activity,
1:18:02
sirens. It was unsettling. I mean,
1:18:04
it doesn't happen here very often.
1:18:07
if at all. So, yeah, it
1:18:09
was strange. It was a strange
1:18:11
day. It was strange. Three suspects
1:18:13
Tuesday being chased by police ran
1:18:16
into the Eagle Rock neighborhood. The
1:18:18
LAPD says Shriner, who was not
1:18:20
involved in the chase, came out
1:18:23
of her home with a gun.
1:18:25
The officers ordered Shriner to drop
1:18:27
the handgun numerous times. Instead, they
1:18:30
say she pointed the weapon at
1:18:32
officers and they opened fire. Shriner
1:18:34
was shot in the shoulder, but
1:18:37
not... seriously injured. Neighbors took cover
1:18:39
from the chaos. I got my
1:18:41
kids that we went into a
1:18:44
place in the house where it's
1:18:46
away from anywhere near a backyard
1:18:48
or you know where they could
1:18:51
come through. Although police are not
1:18:53
saying if Shriner fired her weapon
1:18:55
she now has been charged with
1:18:58
attempted murder. Scott Shriner arrived home
1:19:00
tonight but told us I can't
1:19:02
talk to you right now. Yeah,
1:19:05
well no. He's driving a Subaru.
1:19:07
Did you see that? I did.
1:19:09
That's the start. That's how you
1:19:12
know things are tough. Wasn't it
1:19:14
a Subaru? Was it? I thought
1:19:16
it was. Is that not a
1:19:19
Subaru? What does that say? A
1:19:21
lot. That's a Subaru logo, right?
1:19:23
I think so. Yeah. Out. Let's
1:19:26
turn your mic on. Right, so
1:19:28
we know that none of the
1:19:30
LAPD officers were injured in that
1:19:33
incident, but they tell us they
1:19:35
did recover a 9mm handgun at
1:19:37
the scene. By the way, two
1:19:40
of the three suspects that were
1:19:42
involved in that original hit and
1:19:44
run on the 134 freeway got
1:19:46
away. It's just crazy that you
1:19:49
could have stuff going on with
1:19:51
you and an incident happens that
1:19:53
you're not related to, but like,
1:19:56
then cops are all outside. And
1:19:58
that had that. Something
1:20:01
in your brain triggers, let's go
1:20:03
get my gun and go outside
1:20:05
and point it at the cops. Did
1:20:07
she actually get shot? Like she stood
1:20:09
out on the shoulder. They said in
1:20:11
the shoulder. Yeah, like she was able
1:20:14
to walk and stuff. Yeah, they said
1:20:16
she did. Yeah, crazy thing to go
1:20:18
through. I just don't understand
1:20:20
it. And then the attempted murder thing.
1:20:22
Because she pointed her gun at the
1:20:25
cops. Yeah. She had a fire, she
1:20:27
could have killed one. Yeah. Weird.
1:20:29
Weird. Crazy. All right, the hot
1:20:31
to a girl making news again.
1:20:34
She's now officially an actress.
1:20:36
I can't wait to see
1:20:38
her films. Not now that
1:20:40
any suspicion of her financial
1:20:42
criminality is behind her. Haley
1:20:44
Welch, better known as the
1:20:46
hot to a girl, is
1:20:48
set to resume her quest
1:20:50
for world domination. She has
1:20:53
just been booked for a
1:20:55
cameo on the Hulu
1:20:57
series Chad Powers starring
1:20:59
Glenn Powell. I think
1:21:02
them all. Reportedly the
1:21:04
scene involves Powell's character
1:21:06
Russ Holliday celebrating his
1:21:09
draft pick to the XFL when
1:21:11
he bumps into the hak-to-a-girl
1:21:13
at a club. Huh? They're
1:21:16
not saying. So she's doing
1:21:18
like a just a cameo
1:21:20
as herself? I would think.
1:21:22
At least she's getting back
1:21:25
out there like doing something. Yeah.
1:21:27
Yeah. I think she was doing like our
1:21:29
podcast was all right like it was you
1:21:31
know what I mean like I thought that
1:21:33
was a good thing. I think she's just
1:21:35
she was just really naive as I think
1:21:37
a lot of people would be when you're
1:21:39
all of a sudden thrust into that world
1:21:41
and she's like naturally funny. Yeah well I
1:21:44
agree. Did you listen to our podcast? No
1:21:46
I've seen clips of it though. Like she's
1:21:48
got a good personality. Yeah like but like
1:21:50
I just think you know she might have
1:21:52
been surrounded by she might have been surrounded
1:21:54
by bad bad people. Oh, you hate it?
1:21:56
You don't like her? You know,
1:21:58
she's a try-hard, it, uh... I didn't
1:22:00
buy any of it. It was Al
1:22:02
that was really smitten by her wasn't
1:22:05
it? I think who wasn't. Yeah. Yeah.
1:22:07
She's just trying to do the Dolly
1:22:09
thing very hard. Oh you're picking up
1:22:12
on some Dolly. Like Dolly Park. Yeah.
1:22:14
Oh and just very oh gosh my
1:22:16
dog peed on me. Dog nab it.
1:22:18
Come on come down there and smack
1:22:21
you. She was doing a lot of
1:22:23
charity stuff for animals and stuff when
1:22:25
she was on she was on with
1:22:28
Whitney Cummings she was on with Whitney
1:22:30
Cummings she was on with Whitney Cummings
1:22:32
and she was I thought was very
1:22:34
funny on yeah she does a lot
1:22:37
of she was doing a lot of
1:22:39
like charity stuff for animals and stuff
1:22:41
when she was out and about yeah
1:22:43
like That's PR 101 baby. Oh yeah,
1:22:46
you should check out my animal stuff.
1:22:48
I'm doing stuff for lizards right now.
1:22:50
The court's drawing a line. It's like,
1:22:53
enough of that. Not support that bitch.
1:22:55
Just wait. The Minecraft, we talked about
1:22:57
it was, first of all, way more
1:22:59
successful than anyone could have predicted in
1:23:02
its opening weekend. And there's been a
1:23:04
lot of mayhem. at the movie theaters
1:23:06
and apparently that is ramping up as
1:23:09
more and more people are hearing about
1:23:11
what's becoming like what they do there
1:23:13
there's like certain moments when they all
1:23:15
go nuts and the cameras are rolling
1:23:18
it's great business for the movie it's
1:23:20
kept its numbers up because people keep
1:23:22
going back and wanting to be a
1:23:25
part of it but now some theaters
1:23:27
are like all right that's enough you
1:23:29
little jackasses you know one can be
1:23:31
at the movie without a chaperone oh
1:23:34
here's that story from Fox5 Anius, sweeping
1:23:36
through theaters around the world. It's also
1:23:38
the biggest movie opening year to date.
1:23:40
A feast for anyone who grew up
1:23:43
on the game and especially teenage boys.
1:23:45
Are you excited about it? I'm so
1:23:47
excited. This is me the best movie
1:23:50
of the year. For those who don't
1:23:52
know, Minecraft is a world building and
1:23:54
adventure. seeking game. Eric Fruji hosts the
1:23:56
podcast, Salesmen After Hours. It's a game
1:23:59
designed for younger people that want to
1:24:01
pursue engineering. It's a lot of the
1:24:03
only limit is your imagination. You can
1:24:06
build anything you want. Add Jack Black
1:24:08
and Jason Momoa to it and you've
1:24:10
got a winning formula because this is
1:24:12
what's going viral. Chicken jockey! Chicken Jockey?
1:24:15
It's from the game. It's adapted from
1:24:17
the game. It's like a little baby
1:24:19
zombie and it rides a chicken. That's
1:24:22
right, a baby zombie riding a chicken
1:24:24
causing kids to lose their minds. All
1:24:26
over social media kids are freaking out
1:24:28
and in some cases trashing their theaters.
1:24:31
Eric recorded this video at the township
1:24:33
theater in the township of Washington. Our
1:24:35
showing was a lot of primarily middle
1:24:37
school and high schoolers. So I kind
1:24:40
of overheard a lot of the groups
1:24:42
in the back. They were planning that
1:24:44
when the chicken jockey scene came on,
1:24:47
all of them are going to throw
1:24:49
their popcorn buckets. I think a good
1:24:51
minute and a half long standing ovation
1:24:53
for that. And I couldn't hear another
1:24:56
word after that. Same thing happened after
1:24:58
word after that. Same thing happened during
1:25:00
a recent showing in Clifton. Everyone went
1:25:03
crazy. They stood upside a clapping, but
1:25:05
no one threw anything in my theater.
1:25:07
Others are hoping for the best. So
1:25:09
you're probably expecting that in your... Yeah,
1:25:12
I want it to happen. I want
1:25:14
to see that. And before you ask,
1:25:16
no, after multiple hours of investigating chicken
1:25:19
jockey, I have no idea why it's
1:25:21
eliciting such a response and no Minecraft
1:25:23
fan that I have found can explain
1:25:25
it either. What? Yeah, you can. It's
1:25:28
like the... One of the lowest rates
1:25:30
of actually happening in Minecraft. So that
1:25:32
creature showing up, it's like a super
1:25:34
rare for that happen. It's the most
1:25:37
rare thing to happen I think so
1:25:39
that's why you're like oh my god.
1:25:41
They're like freaking out. Yeah, and I
1:25:44
also think you saw him They're teenage
1:25:46
boys. They're always up to something. And
1:25:48
like, even when the guy was like,
1:25:50
yeah, this is a chicken jaggy, and
1:25:53
it's, and all the guys, the background
1:25:55
look cool. Because they know, they got
1:25:57
planned. They're like, oh, we're gonna get
1:26:00
on my shoulders, but then we're gonna,
1:26:02
you know, it's, they're ready for this.
1:26:04
They're ready for this. Someone said at
1:26:06
the screening, we were at a sword
1:26:09
fight broke out in the middle of
1:26:11
the middle of course. I mean it's
1:26:13
just wild what's happening. It's like, um,
1:26:15
I don't I don't even know like
1:26:18
what to compare it to. Like Rocky
1:26:20
Horror Picture Show keeps coming out. Yeah,
1:26:22
that does. That's what they say. It
1:26:25
is that it is that movie for
1:26:27
this generation, that generation. I've never seen
1:26:29
Rocky Horror Picture Show or been to
1:26:31
a screen. I've seen parts of it.
1:26:34
I've seen parts of it. I never
1:26:36
sat down to watch. It was before
1:26:38
my time. Yeah, it was you know.
1:26:41
I know like meatloaf's in it, right?
1:26:43
I've seen it. I think it's terrible.
1:26:45
I thought meatloaf was in it. I
1:26:47
don't know enough to know. Someone said
1:26:50
I worked at MJR theaters during the
1:26:52
Avengers end game and the amount of
1:26:54
adults that threw popcorn during the Avengers
1:26:57
assemble line was crazy. They'd even get
1:26:59
ices on the walls. Why would they
1:27:01
do that? Why would they do that?
1:27:03
I never knew that was a thing.
1:27:06
I'd be like, why are you doing
1:27:08
that? Why did you do that? Adults.
1:27:10
First of all, one, I'd never waste
1:27:12
my delicious movie theater popcorn. No. Oh
1:27:15
man. Well, that's the thing, like the
1:27:17
theaters are kind of like, it sucks
1:27:19
to clean it all up. But, but
1:27:22
that's 15 bucks a pop. We're packed.
1:27:24
And they haven't been packed in a
1:27:26
long time. And they're all buying stuff
1:27:28
to throw. And they're all buying stuff
1:27:31
to throw. And they're all buying stuff
1:27:33
to throw. me bringing like my little
1:27:35
kid and I don't know because I'm
1:27:38
not like if I was dad that
1:27:40
was not on TikTok I wouldn't know
1:27:42
that this is about to happen and
1:27:44
it's chaos in there it's chaos in
1:27:47
there so I just like I mean
1:27:49
it's good for the theaters I guess
1:27:51
because they're like they'll get another bucket
1:27:54
and it's just another $45. Well sure,
1:27:56
yeah, unless they got to clean up
1:27:58
like butter, movie gear, butter, out of
1:28:00
seats and stuff. I gotta do that
1:28:03
anyway, I guess. Dwayne, so Dwayne you
1:28:05
would do this with the Rocky Horror
1:28:07
Picture Show, right? Yes, rip cord. What
1:28:09
did you get up to? Well back
1:28:12
then I was telling me we carried
1:28:14
you through stuff in accordance with the
1:28:16
scene of the show like when they
1:28:19
get when they they toasted like a
1:28:21
drink you through toast and when the
1:28:23
characters got married you through rice and
1:28:25
I can't really it was 40 years
1:28:28
ago so I can't remember the rest
1:28:30
of but that was the stuff we
1:28:32
threw were props for the scene in
1:28:35
the movie. Yeah and these guys like
1:28:37
when you when you look at Tik
1:28:39
Talk there'll be like lists of all
1:28:41
of all of the catch phrases that
1:28:44
are happening. There's like a top 50
1:28:46
there's like a top 10. And I
1:28:48
think they're just waiting for those things
1:28:51
to be said and then something is
1:28:53
happening during all of those moments. I
1:28:55
don't know if it's like he's saying
1:28:57
where it's officially like, okay, this happens
1:29:00
when this goes down. But if it
1:29:02
goes on longer, they might come up
1:29:04
with something like that. You know, said
1:29:06
we took our kids to the Minecraft
1:29:09
movie opening weekend and knew nothing about
1:29:11
this. It was the most obnoxious experience
1:29:13
we've ever added in a movie theater.
1:29:16
It's being around teen boys, man, when
1:29:18
you're a baseball coach. you realize just
1:29:20
how dumb they all are and it's
1:29:22
like it's just translating into this. Someone
1:29:25
said as an elder millennial who enjoys
1:29:27
some Minecraft I was interested in the
1:29:29
movie until I heard this. Yeah. Now
1:29:32
I will not see it. Not for
1:29:34
adults. To me it's like hey okay
1:29:36
they're gonna do all that stuff. I
1:29:38
do think that what they've done in
1:29:41
the movie is interesting because they've paid
1:29:43
like homage to the people that first
1:29:45
like streamed it on YouTube and so
1:29:48
like these kids that's kind of how
1:29:50
they grew up they were like watching
1:29:52
these streamers on YouTube and they'll say
1:29:54
one of their names are whatever in
1:29:57
it and they're like holy cow like
1:29:59
that's I think that's what started it
1:30:01
and now it's just been taken over
1:30:03
by there's like lots of like inside
1:30:06
jokes in that game or something it
1:30:08
seems like to me I gotta be
1:30:10
I don't know much about it but
1:30:13
it was just never my the video
1:30:15
games I played were always just like
1:30:17
you know like demon knights type stuff
1:30:19
yeah and that's my thing too like
1:30:22
I played builder games where I would
1:30:24
build things and Minecraft just I didn't
1:30:27
I was never interested. Don Quixong.
1:30:29
Oh yeah, Don Quixong. It's a
1:30:31
long, yeah. It's been a long
1:30:34
time. Someone said I teach middle
1:30:36
school, my students just told me
1:30:38
yesterday that at the screening they
1:30:41
were at, they all had to
1:30:43
stay and clean up the theater.
1:30:45
They made them clean it up
1:30:47
before they left. Yeah. That's fair?
1:30:50
Yeah that is fair. I think
1:30:52
that's fair. Chuck would not stay.
1:30:54
Oh look at that emergency exit.
1:30:56
Yeah, Chuck would be, he'd be
1:30:59
filing a kidnapping report. Yeah, oh
1:31:01
no. Get me out of there.
1:31:03
We're going to take a break
1:31:06
when we come back. How did
1:31:08
a woman con a bunch of
1:31:10
old broads out of one and
1:31:12
a half million bucks? Was a
1:31:15
big lady too busy ordering breakfast
1:31:17
to take someone's 911 call? Listen,
1:31:19
man. I'm hungry. And those crazy
1:31:21
Canadians, what odd place did a
1:31:24
Canadian have to be rescued from?
1:31:26
We'll get to that, and more,
1:31:28
we'll return right after this. More
1:31:30
when we return, live! It's Dave!
1:31:33
And Chuck the Freak! of
1:31:42
next year on David Chuck The
1:31:44
Freak. We've got a check of
1:31:47
the news to get to. Has
1:31:49
a lady's big mouth got her
1:31:51
some international attention? What horrible thing
1:31:53
happened to a constipated man on
1:31:55
a flight? Oh God, no. Constipations,
1:31:58
no joke. How did a woman
1:32:00
con a bunch of old broads
1:32:02
out of one and a half
1:32:04
million bucks and those crazy Canadians
1:32:07
all on the way? We'll start
1:32:09
with this. Oh, another bitch is
1:32:11
tripping. I'm gonna say something controversial.
1:32:13
Oh God. No, this is what
1:32:16
we had to do. This is
1:32:18
what we have to do. Here
1:32:20
we go. Women are... No. I
1:32:22
think, I believe, uh-huh. McGiddles is
1:32:25
a chubby person food. Whoa. Oh,
1:32:27
no, you're... As a chubby person,
1:32:29
I have to, I have to
1:32:31
say, you're right. You're probably hot
1:32:34
or something there. That's like the
1:32:36
least controversial thing you've ever said.
1:32:38
You know, I just feel like
1:32:40
there's some skinny McRiddles lovers are
1:32:43
like, I don't know, I don't
1:32:45
like it, Dave, and I thought
1:32:47
I'm way nothing. Well, I mean,
1:32:49
any time you, any time you
1:32:52
use. That's a chubby thing to
1:32:54
surround chubby or things. I think
1:32:56
you're right. I do like it.
1:32:58
I like it too. I don't
1:33:01
think I'm chubby. We're not chubby.
1:33:03
Way late in the game, I
1:33:05
try it like. It's good. I
1:33:07
don't go for it though. You
1:33:10
made a chubby choice though. That's
1:33:12
a chubby choice. It's like the
1:33:14
people that get a hamburger with
1:33:16
like donuts is the bun. That's
1:33:19
a chubby person. I never went
1:33:21
to buy it. It was here.
1:33:23
When I tried it, I was
1:33:25
like, that's pretty good. When you
1:33:28
had it, did you have like
1:33:30
a, what I would call a
1:33:32
that of syrup that you don't
1:33:34
get in? Well, you're not there
1:33:37
yet. You're not there yet. The
1:33:39
thing that fascinates me about the
1:33:41
McGrittles is the way that they
1:33:43
seem to have injected the syrup
1:33:46
into the pancake like they've been
1:33:48
there. The adamantium and Wolverine. Is
1:33:50
it moist? I don't know. I
1:33:52
honestly have never had one. It's
1:33:55
not like a gusher of... No,
1:33:57
no, no. It's just like subtle
1:33:59
little spots of some kind of
1:34:01
sciencey syrup. Yeah, yeah, syrup crystals.
1:34:04
Yeah. even like crystals I had
1:34:06
him like probably two two years
1:34:08
ago or something but I was
1:34:10
like a like a McMuffin I
1:34:13
don't like mixing the sweet with
1:34:15
my you know sausage and so
1:34:17
that's good away from it yeah
1:34:19
I don't mind it I didn't
1:34:22
breakfast but like hamburgers I'm not
1:34:24
I bring it up because there's
1:34:26
issue involving a 911 operator who
1:34:28
was too busy ordering a McGriddle
1:34:31
to speak to the guy that
1:34:33
was placing his 911 call I'll
1:34:35
get to you I'm saying I
1:34:37
believe she's a heavy woman. You're
1:34:40
risking it all. Because of her
1:34:42
order? Okay. I think you could
1:34:44
tell. To me that equals chubby
1:34:46
bitch. I need to know how
1:34:49
many and maybe they won't give
1:34:51
those kind of details but like
1:34:53
I believe in you. Okay let's
1:34:55
get to the story here about
1:34:57
a man who called 911 to
1:35:00
report a break-in but the dispatchers
1:35:02
too busy ordering... McGritles. W-T-O-C has
1:35:04
the details here. Say, says that
1:35:06
you may not have received the
1:35:09
answer you're looking for when you
1:35:11
call there. That's right. W-T-O-C investigative
1:35:13
anchor Haley Bolan has been looking
1:35:15
into Chatham County's 911 call volume
1:35:18
and brings us one man shocking
1:35:20
story. Yeah, Mike and Dawn, Dylan
1:35:22
Johnson called 911 in February when
1:35:24
he thought someone was breaking into
1:35:27
his home. When he finally made
1:35:29
contact with the dispatcher, he says
1:35:31
she was ordering breakfast. This Valentine's
1:35:33
Day, Dylan Johnson started his morning
1:35:36
by calling 911. My wife called
1:35:38
me while I was at work
1:35:40
at about 930 and said someone
1:35:42
we know was snooping around the
1:35:45
house, knocking on the windows and
1:35:47
stuff. He called
1:35:49
the county's non-emergency line first, followed
1:35:51
by 911 three times, finally getting
1:35:54
an answer by 931 after trying
1:35:56
for about six minutes, according to
1:35:58
his phone's call law. Oh wow.
1:36:01
So I was panicking because you
1:36:03
know my wife is home alone
1:36:05
with my five month old daughter
1:36:08
and I was you know coming
1:36:10
home not knowing what I was
1:36:13
going to come home to. After
1:36:15
about three minutes into Johnson's 911
1:36:17
call you can hear the dispatcher
1:36:20
talking to others around her and
1:36:22
appearing to order breakfast. W. T.
1:36:24
O. C. Johnson
1:36:28
says he was stunned by what
1:36:30
he heard. If it didn't happen
1:36:32
to me I wouldn't believe that
1:36:35
that happened to someone else. That's
1:36:37
how unbelievable it really is. When
1:36:39
police arrived Johnson says whoever was
1:36:41
there at his house had already
1:36:43
left. He says his wife was
1:36:46
shaken up but his family was
1:36:48
okay. We sat down with Chatham
1:36:50
County Commission Chairman Chester Ellis to
1:36:52
ask him about this. He says
1:36:54
the dispatcher's actions are under review.
1:36:57
That should never happen. Okay, your
1:36:59
order and breakfast should be different
1:37:01
from your answer to the call
1:37:03
and the two should never intertwine
1:37:05
Unlike Johnson, many callers give up
1:37:08
before they ever get an answer.
1:37:10
WTOC investigates obtained county data that
1:37:12
shows just last year. 24% of
1:37:14
calls were marked as abandoned. That's
1:37:16
nearly one in four. Prior years
1:37:18
show a similar trend. In 2023
1:37:21
abandoned calls were up to 27%
1:37:23
according to county records. That's up
1:37:25
for more than 18% in 2022,
1:37:27
19% in 2021 and 14% in
1:37:29
2020. Ellis says there's room. for
1:37:32
improvement. Oh, every day I want
1:37:34
an improvement. Every day I want
1:37:36
to be better than I was
1:37:38
the day before. So we go
1:37:40
through evaluation process. Chatham County has
1:37:43
been working toward building a new
1:37:45
83,000 square foot multi agency public
1:37:47
safety facility that would house the
1:37:49
county's E 911 center and new
1:37:51
dispatch equipment, but still doesn't have
1:37:53
anyone to build it. Did she
1:37:56
know like? I think she was
1:37:58
asking around to the people in
1:38:00
the office and some there's a
1:38:02
bigger person that at least works
1:38:04
with her who was like Yeah,
1:38:07
no, she said McGriddles. So either
1:38:09
she was giving her order to
1:38:11
someone or like someone was like,
1:38:13
yeah, get me a McGriddles. Yeah,
1:38:15
that's what I think was happening.
1:38:18
So she's like taking an order
1:38:20
while she's like, yeah, there's someone
1:38:22
at the house, McGriddles. Yeah. I
1:38:24
mean, you can't get caught saying
1:38:26
that kind of stuff. No, you
1:38:29
can't. You really can't. And I
1:38:31
don't know how busy their system
1:38:33
is. I believe that our system
1:38:35
around here was like that for
1:38:37
a few years, where you could
1:38:39
just call. Oh, and no one
1:38:42
would answer. And no one would
1:38:44
answer. Yeah. I never thought about
1:38:46
the fact that there might be
1:38:48
like 911 bloopers. a lot of
1:38:50
times because it becomes the kid
1:38:53
it has to be released it's
1:38:55
like the kid that calls in
1:38:57
like all that kind of stuff
1:38:59
you know there was the one
1:39:01
where the guy got super high
1:39:04
and thought he was dying on
1:39:06
those brownies yeah that one someone
1:39:08
says work for a sheriff's office
1:39:10
somewhere here in Florida mhm i
1:39:12
can confirm a lot of those
1:39:14
dispatch ladies are large yeah like
1:39:17
if you would have heard him
1:39:19
like 12 McRiddles There was a
1:39:21
story we had one time where
1:39:23
they there was like a large
1:39:25
lady they got her like her
1:39:28
very own like awesome chairs. Yes.
1:39:30
Yes. Yes. It was like a
1:39:32
very reinforced chair. We did I
1:39:34
think it was a little into
1:39:36
the show. It might have been
1:39:39
a bit. We remember something you
1:39:41
don't? Yeah, I don't remember. It's
1:39:43
backwards day. Steve is in Livonia.
1:39:45
Hi Steve, what's your comment? Make
1:39:48
an homemade McGiddles to the fat
1:39:50
man's delight if you inject a
1:39:52
syrup in the little baby pancakes
1:39:54
like some kind of kitchen crackhead
1:39:56
chemist And they are they are
1:39:59
just to be what you have
1:40:01
syrup injector? He does. Every, every
1:40:03
larger man. Yeah, well, I'm the
1:40:05
highly told myself the fat man
1:40:07
in the making. Oh, there's a
1:40:09
little fat guy that lives inside
1:40:11
of me and, uh, yeah, my
1:40:13
wife, uh, she tends, she tends
1:40:15
to do him, you know, but
1:40:17
yeah, she puts, she gets a
1:40:19
little injector like a crackhead in
1:40:21
the kitchen and then inject a
1:40:24
syrup in the little baby pancake.
1:40:26
where I bid in and maple,
1:40:28
real maple syrup came out, then
1:40:30
I might give him a word.
1:40:32
Well, see, that's why the homemade
1:40:34
one, like that guy is involved with
1:40:36
someone who really loves him. I mean,
1:40:38
she is painstakingly and she's acting syrup
1:40:41
into baby pancakes. I mean, I've never
1:40:43
seen that kind of love. So I
1:40:45
can't even, I can't even. He
1:40:47
wasn't doing it himself? No,
1:40:49
he said my wife tends
1:40:51
to me. Yeah, that's nice.
1:40:54
Tends to the little fat
1:40:56
man inside of him. Very
1:40:58
nice. You got a good man.
1:41:00
You got a good, but yeah, you
1:41:02
can't. I do think a homemade
1:41:05
one, if you did a right and
1:41:07
use the best kind of stuff,
1:41:09
would be vastly. Oh yeah. Yeah,
1:41:12
but it seems like it would
1:41:14
take love. You know what I mean?
1:41:17
Like, it needs love. It's got,
1:41:19
there's an art to making it.
1:41:21
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It was the, yes,
1:41:23
the mother answered the daughter's
1:41:25
911 call during an armed
1:41:27
robbery and this, if you
1:41:29
want, maybe that's where my
1:41:32
image of dispatchers comes from.
1:41:34
Maybe. It's because it's in
1:41:36
my head. This woman is
1:41:38
so big. She's like a
1:41:40
triple quarter pounder with cheese
1:41:42
under that. She has, I'm
1:41:44
not. Joking here, she's got
1:41:46
four boobs. You're absolutely correct.
1:41:49
That's what her body looks
1:41:51
like four breasts quadruple knockers.
1:41:53
Yep That's nuts. Like she's on
1:41:55
top of other two, but under
1:41:57
the two is another two so
1:41:59
large. I could do unspeakable things
1:42:01
to either. Oh my God. Don't
1:42:03
even... Don't even say it. I
1:42:06
won't. Yeah, the story we had,
1:42:08
they had a special custom made
1:42:10
big lady dispatcher chair for her.
1:42:12
They did. I mean, they needed
1:42:15
it. Yeah. For sure they do.
1:42:17
I'm thinking, I'm getting closer and
1:42:19
closer to buying one of them
1:42:21
wide chairs. I love the idea.
1:42:24
No, but you know, a tight
1:42:26
chair. No, but I see what
1:42:28
you mean. Don't wear stretchy jeans
1:42:30
like I wear. If I put
1:42:33
on a real pair of jeans,
1:42:35
I realize you can't fit in
1:42:37
your chair. You'll be like, damn,
1:42:39
I gotta do something. Yeah, that's
1:42:42
true. But I don't know, they
1:42:44
call to me a nice wide
1:42:46
chair. Oh. Get a recliner in
1:42:48
here. Oh, I love the idea.
1:42:50
Speaking of big ladies, this lady
1:42:53
in Alaska. She has now officially
1:42:55
declared the world's biggest mouthcape. What
1:42:57
are we talking about here? Like
1:42:59
from teeth? Like she can open
1:43:02
her mouth the widest. She's like
1:43:04
catching salmon up there? Just with
1:43:06
her mouth? They jump right in.
1:43:08
They jump right in it. This
1:43:11
woman from Alaska had her massive
1:43:13
mouth measured by a dentist and
1:43:15
she has broken a Guinness World
1:43:17
record with her 2.98 inch gape,
1:43:20
almost three inch wide mouth gape.
1:43:22
Marie Pearl, Zellmer Robinson said she
1:43:24
always knew she had a large
1:43:26
mouth, but she never considered it
1:43:29
could be a world record until
1:43:31
she saw a record of the
1:43:33
previous record holder. I mean, it
1:43:35
would be wild to be like,
1:43:38
here's the world record holder for
1:43:40
something and you just realize, I
1:43:42
do that way. My mouth is
1:43:44
way easier than that. Here is
1:43:47
her... Deca Burger. Hold on, just
1:43:49
wait a second, why, I get
1:43:51
a hold on, I gotta match
1:43:53
up the things and... And then
1:43:56
I got... Yeah, okay, yeah. Here
1:43:58
she is. Here she is. We
1:44:00
can listen now. I don't like
1:44:02
her. Oh my god. One, two,
1:44:05
three, four, five, six, at least
1:44:07
seven paddy burgers she can fit
1:44:09
in her mouth. Whoa! I want
1:44:11
to go home. I have always
1:44:13
known that I have a very
1:44:16
calm mouth. I haven't had seven
1:44:18
siblings. And as kids do, we
1:44:20
used to put stuff in our
1:44:22
mouth. And you there are Mangan
1:44:25
orange. Get out of here! And
1:44:27
people look at that and they
1:44:29
think, expect something that really exists.
1:44:31
I wonder if I can do
1:44:34
that. A baseball! Get out of
1:44:36
here! F off lady! Tennis ball!
1:44:38
Jason! A can a whole can!
1:44:40
Jason's got an orange in his
1:44:43
mouth. Oh my Jesus! I don't
1:44:45
need to know this. Oh my
1:44:47
God! You know what that's from?
1:44:49
Blowing men. No. And that's the
1:44:52
most controversial thing you said today.
1:44:54
Yeah, I thought it was the
1:44:56
McRiddle's. No, I think the ball
1:44:58
gag. Oh, so controversial, but sure.
1:45:01
It's submissiveness. Yeah, submissiveness. Yeah, submissiveness.
1:45:03
Yeah, ballgags and blowing men, you
1:45:05
know. That's what I've been for.
1:45:07
Yeah, a new podcast. Do you
1:45:10
want me for ballgags? I'm blowing
1:45:12
so successful. Don't give anyone ideas.
1:45:14
We'll have to do it. It
1:45:16
would be hugely successful. Yeah, don't
1:45:19
give us any ideas. Hi, welcome
1:45:21
to Blowjaz and Ballgags. People obviously
1:45:23
couldn't see this lady because they're
1:45:25
very excited by this. Through the
1:45:27
roof. She is not a looker.
1:45:30
Okay. Oh, yeah, this lady. Oh,
1:45:32
no, I don't like it at
1:45:34
all. It's almost like something out
1:45:36
of something out of a horror.
1:45:39
Maybe there was some movie where
1:45:41
she could really open her mouth.
1:45:43
Oh, really? I don't know about
1:45:45
it. I don't know. Maybe to
1:45:48
my head. But, yeah. It's not
1:45:50
attractive at all. Isn't there some
1:45:52
movie where yeah, like you stared
1:45:54
at something and then all of
1:45:57
a sudden like the person's mouth
1:45:59
would start to open really wide?
1:46:01
It was like before they took
1:46:03
possession of you. There's something like
1:46:06
that in the movie It, right?
1:46:08
Is there? I thought there was
1:46:10
like a clown. Smile is a
1:46:12
movie that's similar. Okay, smile. Yeah,
1:46:15
smile you get this weird smile.
1:46:17
And I thought in the ring
1:46:19
when they like died they were
1:46:21
found with their mouth open their
1:46:24
mouth open like that too. Oh.
1:46:26
Oh. That's not how I picture
1:46:28
a game of jinga going. It's
1:46:30
taking five pieces and shoving them
1:46:33
in my mouth. I know I'm
1:46:35
not playing with you. That's how
1:46:37
you play right? I don't even
1:46:39
know like honestly I'm trying to
1:46:42
think okay Alaska she could probably
1:46:44
help you like survive the wilds.
1:46:46
That's true. She can take a
1:46:48
bite out of a you know
1:46:50
polar bear or something. I don't
1:46:53
know if even if this was
1:46:55
like a 10 out of 10
1:46:58
if I'd enjoy this. Probably not.
1:47:00
If her oral skills were a
1:47:02
10 out of 10. No, no,
1:47:04
no, no, no, no, no, just
1:47:06
like a beautiful, beautiful woman. Oh,
1:47:08
like, oh, I seem like if
1:47:11
she was a 10 out of
1:47:13
10 spoken. She's a 10 out
1:47:15
of 10. And she could do
1:47:17
that. Well, you don't need that
1:47:19
skill. No, I'm not mean, I'm
1:47:21
bad. You, but you've eaten Jenga's
1:47:23
or anything? Yeah, he's just shots
1:47:25
fires today. Well, I know, he'd
1:47:28
say it in a second too,
1:47:30
I just stopped him. Yeah, because
1:47:32
I'm all of us down. Yeah,
1:47:34
I'm like probably about eight Jenga's.
1:47:36
You can get about eight of
1:47:38
me in there. I don't think
1:47:40
it's off-putting. I wouldn't be attracted
1:47:42
to it. It is not attractive
1:47:44
at all. You ever just hang
1:47:47
out in the bathroom at work
1:47:49
for a while? Yeah. I know
1:47:51
Chuck does for sure. Well, don't
1:47:53
try it on your next flight.
1:47:55
Oh, I won't. A 20-year-old Orthodox
1:47:57
Jewish man. from New Jersey. Why
1:47:59
do you look to Jason when
1:48:01
I said that? Because he was
1:48:04
drinking. He wasn't ready for it.
1:48:06
He's suing United Airlines. He claims
1:48:08
a pilot yanked him out of
1:48:10
a bathroom for taking too long.
1:48:12
What was he doing in there
1:48:14
though? He was constipated. Oh you
1:48:16
get it man. You're in there
1:48:18
for a few years on a
1:48:21
long flight. Yeah but you can't
1:48:23
stay in there. You got to
1:48:25
get out. I think okay so
1:48:27
here's the thing about. That time
1:48:29
I do think that some Times
1:48:31
you know what's not going to
1:48:33
happen and maybe you should and
1:48:35
leave try try again in a
1:48:38
minute like try again later One
1:48:40
time when I was on that
1:48:42
weight loss shot. Mm-hmm. I took
1:48:44
a one-hour poop dude I listen
1:48:46
what I get it now because
1:48:48
you're waiting what you know it's
1:48:50
no it was like so the
1:48:52
way I was like I do
1:48:55
not want to go nine one
1:48:57
one I was like I don't
1:48:59
one assistant hours a long time.
1:49:01
I couldn't. It was horrible. It
1:49:03
was horrible. Yeah, I've had some
1:49:05
very painful experiences now that the
1:49:07
one drug that I was able
1:49:09
to stop doing which would let
1:49:11
it would lead to all the
1:49:14
other stuff and now it's just
1:49:16
the weight loss shot which doesn't
1:49:18
work anymore on me but it
1:49:20
slows everything down. So this guy
1:49:22
was flying home from a trip
1:49:24
to Mexico with a friend. A
1:49:26
flight attendant woke his friend up
1:49:28
who was sleeping and said, hey,
1:49:31
you gotta go check on your
1:49:33
buddy. He's been in the bathroom
1:49:35
for over 20 minutes and people
1:49:37
need to use it. The guy
1:49:39
yelled through the door, hey, I'm
1:49:41
fine. I'm just having trouble pooping.
1:49:43
Oh, God. So they left him
1:49:45
alone. Yeah. But then, 10 minutes
1:49:48
later, when he still hadn't come
1:49:50
out, A pilot got involved. Well,
1:49:52
yeah, yeah. So this is like
1:49:54
now half an hour total. I
1:49:56
mean, that's so long, you know.
1:49:58
According to the lawsuit, this guy
1:50:00
has just filed, the pilot started
1:50:02
screaming and demanding that he come
1:50:05
out of the bathroom immediately. Then
1:50:07
he broke the lock and pushed
1:50:09
the door open on him. Oh
1:50:11
God, I'm right on the toilet.
1:50:13
It's a vulnerable position. It is.
1:50:15
It's too tight to really move.
1:50:17
You'd see it on my face
1:50:19
though if it was one of
1:50:22
these tough ones. He was in
1:50:24
the front bathroom in the front
1:50:26
of the plane then. Must be
1:50:28
first class area. First class area.
1:50:30
because there's the pilot that's what's
1:50:32
you in the back right at
1:50:34
the pilot probably has to go
1:50:36
yeah yeah that's what he should
1:50:39
have went in the back I
1:50:41
feel like if you're constipated you
1:50:43
could wait whatever flight and then
1:50:45
just get that's how I feel
1:50:47
too yeah it's not diarrhea yeah
1:50:49
it's constipation you were in a
1:50:51
state in the bathroom for an
1:50:53
hour I just waited I can't
1:50:55
be quietly constipated hey get out
1:50:58
of there your vocal I'm like
1:51:00
a deadlifter like a deadlifter oh
1:51:02
you make you make you make
1:51:04
you make you make noise yeah
1:51:06
He's still up to bust the
1:51:08
door down. He thinks something's wrong.
1:51:10
He's like, stop that it's terrible.
1:51:12
He's working out there. He's doing
1:51:15
squats in there. So, yeah, as
1:51:17
we would expect, this guy's pants
1:51:19
were down when the pilot busted
1:51:21
the door open. His junk was
1:51:23
on full display. The pilot, flight
1:51:25
attendants, and a couple of passengers
1:51:27
all got a good view of
1:51:29
him. I'm kind of just grossed
1:51:32
out now by even the like
1:51:34
sink water on a plane. Oh,
1:51:36
it's all gross. It's disgusting. Everything
1:51:38
gross is beyond those things. I
1:51:40
just know how many people don't
1:51:42
wash their hands anyway or and
1:51:44
they might even just turn the
1:51:46
faucet on to pretend. Even when
1:51:49
you wash your hands in there,
1:51:51
you're just like, what is going
1:51:53
on there? He and his friend.
1:51:55
got handcuffed and escorted off the
1:51:57
plane when it landed in Houston.
1:51:59
Can I tell you I'm pretty
1:52:01
pissed though if I'm your friend?
1:52:03
Right. I'm with concentrated Andy and
1:52:06
I got to go to prison
1:52:08
with him? I get handcuffed? What
1:52:10
did I do? I'd make sure
1:52:12
you didn't go to prison. Thanks.
1:52:14
Appreciate that. Airport cops put them
1:52:16
in holding cells but eventually released
1:52:18
them, but they're both suing now,
1:52:20
claiming they were treated unfairly. They
1:52:22
also claimed the pilot talked about
1:52:25
them being Jewish during the whole
1:52:27
thing. Oh, you can't do that.
1:52:29
A jury is going to decide
1:52:31
if they deserve to get paid
1:52:33
or not, and if so, how
1:52:35
much? Of course, United Airlines is
1:52:37
not commenting on the lawsuit. Did
1:52:39
he believe his diet? It's a
1:52:42
bindy food tie right now for
1:52:44
the Jews. So, Purim just happened.
1:52:46
Passovers coming up, so that's Mata
1:52:48
time, which is just like a
1:52:50
cracker basically, right? So, the passovers
1:52:52
coming up, so that's Mata time,
1:52:54
which is just like a cracker
1:52:56
basically, right? Yeah. Easeless. So, the,
1:52:59
if he had a lot of
1:53:01
leftover humentoshin from Purim, which is
1:53:03
like a little pastry, but it's
1:53:05
just like a... A pastry. Oh.
1:53:07
And then now if he's already
1:53:09
getting into the box, a matsu.
1:53:11
Yeah. It's a binding time. Mindy
1:53:13
time. But he was coming back
1:53:16
from Mexico. So you think that
1:53:18
was so close. Yeah, but he
1:53:20
could be on one of these
1:53:22
shots, right? I mean, if you're
1:53:24
on one of these shots, all
1:53:26
bets are off. I've eaten stuff
1:53:28
that you'd think, wow, this guy's
1:53:30
gonna have diarrhea. I mean like
1:53:33
it just it just stops it
1:53:35
just short of a cinder block
1:53:37
come out of me before I
1:53:39
know I guess that was bad
1:53:41
dude I was scared oh yeah
1:53:43
I just constipation is literally scared
1:53:45
me before I've had this come
1:53:47
out of me yeah Jesus God
1:53:50
I hope not that actually like
1:53:52
not like seriously it's like it's
1:53:54
bad no it's very scary there's
1:53:56
there's the uh poop updates from
1:53:58
two of the co-hosts of the
1:54:00
show. I just can't say it
1:54:02
enough. Fear constipation. Yes, yes, but
1:54:04
at the same time, wait it
1:54:06
out. on our plane that made
1:54:09
a stop on an act of
1:54:11
runway because he was going to
1:54:13
poop himself with diarrhea. No, no,
1:54:15
on an airplane. Yeah, no, only
1:54:17
on the airplane. You got the
1:54:19
noise or the pain, which one?
1:54:21
I'll take the aim. I don't
1:54:23
want diarrhea on a plane. I
1:54:26
never ever do. Yeah, I'm taking
1:54:28
the pain. The man on our
1:54:30
plane that made a stop on
1:54:32
an active runway because he was
1:54:34
going to poop himself with diarrhea.
1:54:36
Yep. That's was the most embarrassing
1:54:38
thing I think you could ever
1:54:40
do like the whole plane knows
1:54:43
you've got diarrhea He ran down
1:54:45
the aisle. It was the worst.
1:54:47
Yeah, the only advantage constipation has
1:54:49
over diarrhea is you got more
1:54:51
control Yeah, you can hide it
1:54:53
better usually Most you like yourself
1:54:55
in a bathroom. Yep. I love
1:54:57
control want to get yourself one
1:55:00
of those impacts. Hmm. I just
1:55:02
like I'm not going anywhere. I'm
1:55:04
not traveling. I stopped going over
1:55:06
to people's houses. Like I stopped.
1:55:08
It was like, my life is
1:55:10
done when it comes to going
1:55:12
outside. Yeah. If you got actual
1:55:14
real diarrhea, that's the thing is
1:55:17
it's just like, it's like a
1:55:19
gun to your head. You're just
1:55:21
like, you can't laugh, you can't
1:55:23
giggle? No. Someone said, I don't
1:55:25
know, flight to California. I was
1:55:27
in the bathroom for about 20
1:55:29
minutes when I got out. There
1:55:31
was a huge line formed all
1:55:33
the way down the way down
1:55:36
the aisle. But no one said
1:55:38
anything. I think they worry at
1:55:40
first that you're like messing with
1:55:42
the smoke thing and then you're
1:55:44
doing something in there. Or you
1:55:46
had a medical emergency or something.
1:55:48
Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah,
1:55:50
that's true. Well, that's the thing
1:55:53
about pushing like that. Be careful.
1:55:55
I never be careful. I just
1:55:57
really try to avoid never. I
1:55:59
try to not poop. on any
1:56:01
planes if I can if I
1:56:03
can I think everybody's got to
1:56:05
be the same yeah I would
1:56:07
I mean there maybe there's some
1:56:10
weirdos that are like I don't
1:56:12
care I'll poop anywhere but I
1:56:14
hate those people yeah yeah there's
1:56:16
always people that are just like
1:56:18
as soon as you're in the
1:56:20
sky like and everybody's yeah when
1:56:22
that light goes on there's like
1:56:24
boop they're like yeah Yeah man,
1:56:27
they do. There are those people.
1:56:29
Charges have been filed against an
1:56:31
Oklahoma woman who is accused of
1:56:33
laundering nearly one and a half
1:56:35
million dollars in funds obtained through
1:56:37
online romance scams. This is different.
1:56:39
This is a woman in her
1:56:41
50s targeting older ladies. Christine Echo
1:56:44
Hawk, 53 years old, she was
1:56:46
arrested. She could get me. She
1:56:48
was accused of laundering money from
1:56:50
out-of-state victims for several months. The
1:56:52
victims, all between the ages of
1:56:54
64 and 79, they believed that
1:56:56
they were sending money to a
1:56:58
dude. I was going to say
1:57:01
she was pretending to be someone.
1:57:03
Yeah. This dude that they thought
1:57:05
they were in an online relationship
1:57:07
with. One of the old ladies
1:57:09
even sold her house. Oh no.
1:57:11
So she could send $600,000 to
1:57:13
her. Why am I not doing
1:57:15
this? I know, it's like. Stop
1:57:17
it. Why do you go there?
1:57:20
Why do you not go? Oh
1:57:22
my God, those poor ones. You
1:57:24
know, soo, how am I not
1:57:26
doing this myself? Well, I mean,
1:57:28
I'll make out with them for
1:57:30
a bit. I'll give them a
1:57:32
piece of this action and then
1:57:34
they'll be like, oh God, that
1:57:37
was terrible. I'm gone and you're
1:57:39
not gonna get any money. Oh,
1:57:41
well, no, you gotta get it
1:57:43
first. There's just so much scamming
1:57:45
going on. There's so much scamming
1:57:47
that seems so easy. Yeah. The
1:57:49
victim has also sent Apple gift
1:57:51
cards, cash, and cashier's checks, as
1:57:54
well as wired money to accounts
1:57:56
owned by this lady. I just
1:57:58
wonder how hot this character she
1:58:00
was playing is. Pretty hot. Pretty
1:58:02
hot, right? Or she was using
1:58:04
different, you know, pictures for each
1:58:06
lady or something. I think that's
1:58:08
why it's a viable business just
1:58:11
to make one of those AI.
1:58:13
Because you can make them so
1:58:15
hot. Yep. She was confronted a
1:58:17
couple of months ago by law
1:58:19
enforcement about suspected criminal activity, but
1:58:21
continued to scam people during this.
1:58:23
She converted most of the funds
1:58:25
into cryptocurrency. and sent those payments
1:58:28
to an unidentified person. She has
1:58:30
been charged now with unlawful use
1:58:32
of criminal proceeds and using a
1:58:34
computer to violate state statutes. She
1:58:36
faces five counts that together could
1:58:38
see her face up to 62
1:58:40
years in prison. There is a
1:58:42
terrible show on Netflix. I don't
1:58:44
know if you guys have ever
1:58:47
spent any time watching it. I
1:58:49
think it's called The Circle. No.
1:58:51
And it is like group of
1:58:53
people in a building and you
1:58:55
don't get to meet each other.
1:58:57
You only text back and forth
1:58:59
to each other heard of it,
1:59:01
but I have and people will
1:59:04
pretend to be sometimes you play
1:59:06
yourself you decide Okay, I'm just
1:59:08
gonna be me and then other
1:59:10
people are like I'm going to
1:59:12
be Someone else and a lot
1:59:14
of times like a woman will
1:59:16
be like a man and she'll
1:59:18
try to hit on all the
1:59:21
other women and I think they
1:59:23
have a step up on them
1:59:25
because I think they know what
1:59:27
they want to hear So you
1:59:29
think this lady in her 50s
1:59:31
had a step up because she
1:59:33
knew what other old lonely ladies
1:59:35
knew what they would want to
1:59:38
hear and I think it helps.
1:59:40
So instead of like Mujibar from
1:59:42
India, she may have more of
1:59:44
an insight of what's really going
1:59:46
to get to these ladies. Yeah,
1:59:48
I think even if it's not
1:59:50
even Mujibar, it's Chuck the Freak,
1:59:52
she would know more of like
1:59:55
what to say, you know, to
1:59:57
really... Get your hooks into somebody.
1:59:59
You know? It's diabolical. It
2:00:01
is diabol. And you are considering it. Diabolical.
2:00:03
600 grand? Well, one and a half million
2:00:05
total almost. Give me a kiss a lot
2:00:07
of years she got for that. Oh yeah,
2:00:10
you're going to get a lot of years.
2:00:12
That's why you have to actually, what I'm
2:00:14
considering is relationships with older ladies. Just regular
2:00:16
relationships, not scams. Yeah, I don't want to
2:00:18
scam them. I want to give them like
2:00:21
sugar saber-s. There's a whole new, a whole
2:00:23
new thing. Holy cow, I mean I couldn't
2:00:25
do it, it would be so hard for
2:00:27
me to do. But if they're throwing that
2:00:29
kind of money around, sugar saber tooth. If
2:00:31
they're throwing, I am not attractive enough to
2:00:34
get an older lady. But if she's really
2:00:36
old and you know, a little blind. No,
2:00:38
I'm like an ugly Jack Black. Which is
2:00:40
not there. You can charm them, you can
2:00:42
get to them. Charm. My charm's gone. No.
2:00:45
It's gone. I don't know how to do
2:00:47
that. I mean, I still don't think you
2:00:49
should be scamming older. No, I don't think
2:00:51
so. I just want to have sex with
2:00:53
them and maybe they'll pay for stuff for
2:00:55
you, then don't, I don't. But I just
2:00:58
can't believe the money that people are throwing
2:01:00
around. How are you selling your house to
2:01:02
give it to someone? Yeah. That's insane. There's
2:01:04
been a lot of weirdness with the self-driving
2:01:06
taxis in California and Arizona, but nothing that's
2:01:09
been a threat to the soul to the
2:01:11
soul of the soul of the soul of
2:01:13
the soul of America, soul of America, soul
2:01:15
of America, soul of America, soul of America,
2:01:17
soul of America, the soul of America, the
2:01:19
soul of America, so of America, the soul,
2:01:22
the soul, the soul, the soul, the soul,
2:01:24
the soul, This could be the end of
2:01:26
them. Oh my God. The drive-through lines of
2:01:28
Chick-fil-a are notoriously long and earlier this week,
2:01:30
a Waymo driverless taxi glitched out and caused
2:01:33
a major backup at the Chick-fil-a drive-through in
2:01:35
Santa Monica California. I'm surprised like 20 Chick-fil-a
2:01:37
employees didn't just come out and lift it
2:01:39
and move it. It's a pleasure. No one
2:01:41
was hurt, but the driverless car did cause
2:01:43
enough commotion that they had to close down
2:01:46
the Chick-fil-fil-a drive-a drive-a drive-a drive-a drive- drive-
2:01:48
drive- drive- drive- drive- drive- drive- drive- The
2:01:51
Waymo I guess stalled out with
2:01:53
his hazard lights on at one
2:01:55
point it backed up a little
2:01:57
then just stopped Someone wow, I
2:01:59
mean, I don't know why you
2:02:01
don't just order UberEats or something.
2:02:03
Someone got a Waymo to go
2:02:05
to Chick-fil-A. Yeah, it's weird. They
2:02:07
don't cover that in any like
2:02:09
futuristic movies. They're never like, grab
2:02:11
it, take me into Chick-fil- Yeah,
2:02:13
I know. I mean, that's gonna
2:02:15
be most of the stuff. To
2:02:17
me, it would be nice to
2:02:19
just, I just send the Waymo
2:02:21
there, and then it just puts
2:02:24
its window down, and you just
2:02:26
dropped the food in it, and
2:02:28
then it comes to me. But
2:02:30
they wouldn't. I'll go to get
2:02:32
a cell-tribing car to go to
2:02:34
Chipotle and I'm stuck in the
2:02:36
car for hours. That's horrible. Yeah.
2:02:38
That's why I wouldn't take one
2:02:40
of those yet. I don't like
2:02:42
it. I'm not into that technology.
2:02:44
Some hungry people complained about being
2:02:46
stuck waiting for over 45 minutes,
2:02:48
but ultimately everyone did survive. I
2:02:50
like to have control. You don't
2:02:52
feel like you don't have any
2:02:54
control? Well, I just don't think
2:02:56
they got all... Everything worked out.
2:02:58
We need to AI first, I
2:03:00
think. That's what are the only
2:03:02
thing. I don't think we are
2:03:04
smart enough to figure it out
2:03:07
as humans. No, but AI could.
2:03:09
AI might be able to do
2:03:11
it. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm
2:03:13
always fascinated by places that are
2:03:15
covers for something else or, you
2:03:17
know, where you can go order
2:03:19
something illegal. This is one of
2:03:21
those places in the UK. People
2:03:23
were shocked when a car wash.
2:03:25
was revealed to be a secret
2:03:27
front for a huge cocaine operation.
2:03:29
I want the full service package
2:03:31
please. That's right out of breaking
2:03:33
bed. It is. That's why I
2:03:35
guess sounds familiar to me. It's
2:03:37
actually pretty genius because your car
2:03:39
goes in. and no one else
2:03:41
sees what's going on in there
2:03:43
so the operation can take place
2:03:45
without anyone knowing what's up and
2:03:47
then you come out the other
2:03:50
side fresh clean car lots of
2:03:52
cocaine well it's like a money
2:03:54
laundering yeah well that's what was
2:03:56
yeah like that's definitely what it
2:03:58
was in breaking bad I was
2:04:00
wondering what Davis saying where you
2:04:02
go in and there's a guy
2:04:04
gives you Yeah, because of breaking
2:04:06
bad, I always wonder about car
2:04:08
washes now. I'm like one of
2:04:10
their money laundering Right like her
2:04:12
like parking garages. I'm like one
2:04:14
of their money laundering residents in
2:04:16
this tiny town were shocked after
2:04:18
the spellbrook hand car wash was
2:04:20
revealed by cops to be a
2:04:22
cover for this cocaine operation They
2:04:24
found about 50 grand US in
2:04:26
cash when you do the conversion
2:04:28
the car wash got great reviews
2:04:30
from locals for its service but
2:04:32
eventually proved to be hiding what
2:04:35
a judge called a highly sophisticated
2:04:37
cocaine operation. Parsals of cocaine were
2:04:39
dropped to the gang from a
2:04:41
plane and then they'd sell it
2:04:43
and kind of divvy it up.
2:04:45
It'd be wild to be just
2:04:47
going to a car wash and
2:04:49
all of a sudden it stops
2:04:51
in the middle and then a
2:04:53
guy walks out and he's like,
2:04:55
would you like any cocaine? Yeah.
2:04:57
I'm like. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, sure.
2:04:59
Just like somebody that doesn't, I'm
2:05:01
like a thing of cocaine comes
2:05:03
slowed down. I was just here
2:05:05
for the wax and all that.
2:05:07
I don't know what the hell.
2:05:09
Yeah. That's cocaine. Two guys are
2:05:11
now behind bars, 37 year old
2:05:13
Mark Tennis Piesa and 47 year
2:05:15
old Rolandas Baza. One of the
2:05:18
guys was found with the cash.
2:05:20
This guy also in trouble, Thomas
2:05:22
Baza. He was detained. at his
2:05:24
brother's house on the same day
2:05:26
when they found some cocaine and
2:05:28
cash at his place as well.
2:05:30
They say they went to great
2:05:32
lengths to hide their illicit activities
2:05:34
and the bust follows a huge
2:05:36
amount of police work to capture
2:05:38
evidence during their investigation. Damn. I
2:05:40
mean that's a wild setup. Look
2:05:42
at all the cocaine millions worth
2:05:44
of cocaine was found there they
2:05:46
say. It almost looks like the
2:05:48
one guy was like in the
2:05:50
plane. I always think it's so
2:05:52
much like your business really booms
2:05:54
when you're able to have your
2:05:56
own plane yeah and fly in
2:05:58
your own cocaine Organized
2:06:01
car. Yeah, that's what it
2:06:03
is. The car wash is now under new
2:06:05
management. Oh, that's nice. So
2:06:07
now you've signed up, you went
2:06:10
ahead and got the card. You
2:06:12
know, the unlimited wash card. Yeah,
2:06:14
now once a month cocaine
2:06:16
crazy illegal action. It's time to
2:06:18
go back to the car wash. But yeah,
2:06:20
man, like some of those car washes
2:06:22
I look like, you know, the prices
2:06:25
are. Like some are like, hey, it's
2:06:27
a two buck wash and that's all
2:06:29
I want. I just want a two
2:06:31
buck wash still. I don't think they'll
2:06:33
have the sign, but then when you
2:06:35
pull up, it's like anything you want
2:06:37
to get is like eight bucks. I
2:06:40
always feel like, but I'm always
2:06:42
getting the cheapest one and I
2:06:44
still feel like it's spending a
2:06:46
million bucks. And so I'm like, okay,
2:06:48
well, what is the, if I wanted
2:06:51
everything, how much is this car wash?
2:06:53
I had car washed dreams one time and
2:06:55
I bought like an ultimate pass that
2:06:57
where you could just get it washed every
2:07:00
time and I went through like one
2:07:02
time. Oh yeah. But I've only had
2:07:04
my car washed literally in my life maybe
2:07:06
maybe three times. Yeah I'm of the same
2:07:08
school of thought. I'm not doing it
2:07:10
right now because I drive through mud every
2:07:13
day so there's no point. Yeah normally I
2:07:15
like to keep my car. You could
2:07:17
almost go by a schedule I would get
2:07:19
my car washed and then like within
2:07:21
a day. We would have some kind
2:07:24
of snowfall that would then make
2:07:26
them put salt on the road
2:07:28
and I was just, well,
2:07:30
I just gonna skip it.
2:07:32
A bunch of college kids
2:07:35
in Canada were trapped in
2:07:37
a house for days because
2:07:39
of angry geese. Help us
2:07:41
it! No! Geese are me!
2:07:43
They are making me little
2:07:45
efforts. Here's the story on
2:07:47
this one here. Take a
2:07:49
listen. Take a listen.
2:07:51
Let's get it to
2:07:54
play. Shall we listen?
2:07:57
Here we get it
2:07:59
to. a week now we can't
2:08:01
even leave our house it's crazy we
2:08:03
never thought this would happen just thought
2:08:05
there were two geese and all of
2:08:07
a sudden now the dad is angry
2:08:10
he's flying at everyone old people kids
2:08:12
So our friends came over to hang
2:08:14
out and then the goose attacked. We're
2:08:16
running up the stairs and the croissant
2:08:18
and flying. Oh, not the croissant.
2:08:21
But yeah, we've also just been
2:08:23
sitting at our window and we're
2:08:25
just watching these keys attack and fall
2:08:27
out. Like this one girl fell into
2:08:29
a bush, she was running, and then
2:08:31
boom, the goose just nailed in the
2:08:34
head and she fell. It
2:08:36
is pretty scary when they're just
2:08:38
coming at you full-forbed. And we've
2:08:40
tried to call everywhere. We've called
2:08:42
every single animal control there is.
2:08:45
We've done it all, but they
2:08:47
just, they do not care. Kids
2:08:49
down our street, they're coming out
2:08:51
there with water guns. They're still
2:08:53
staying around. They don't care. He's still
2:08:56
outside right now, just on our front
2:08:58
lawn. Yeah. He won't leave. It's crazy.
2:09:00
I guess we're lucky here that the one
2:09:02
goose that's out here hasn't really gun
2:09:04
psycho yet. it almost did on me that
2:09:06
one time it seems like it gave me
2:09:08
a look yeah that's i mean but it
2:09:11
hasn't like hasn't thankfully no yeah i've only
2:09:13
had one come after me once when i
2:09:15
was walking Jamison a few years ago and
2:09:17
it was right at the side of the
2:09:19
path they had made their nest right and
2:09:22
Jamieson was going crazy and the father goose
2:09:24
was like let's go bitch oh yeah yeah
2:09:26
they'll fight to the death yeah they will
2:09:28
I was just seeing him crossing busy roads
2:09:30
like we're gonna take our They don't care.
2:09:33
They gotta watch it around here
2:09:35
though, because there's some people that
2:09:37
are driving around here. They also
2:09:39
don't care. They will run down
2:09:41
a family of geese. Is it
2:09:44
the animal with the most attitude
2:09:46
for its size? I don't know.
2:09:48
Swans are pretty bitchy. Oh, I
2:09:50
think swans are... Yeah. They're a
2:09:52
pretty neat... Oh yeah. No, they'll kill
2:09:54
you. I love running away from
2:09:56
the swan and shut the door of
2:09:59
being like... It was
2:10:01
a bitchy swan! No! No! It's
2:10:03
got to be a chihuahua.
2:10:05
That's got to be the most
2:10:08
attitude in the smallest package.
2:10:10
Yeah. It has to be.
2:10:12
It has to be. Chihuahua.
2:10:14
Unless there's some kind of
2:10:17
real angry hamster out there
2:10:19
that I don't know. A
2:10:22
chihuahua is just in fear for its
2:10:24
life, like literally every second. Even when
2:10:26
it's around people, it's just like, I
2:10:29
weigh half a pound. Some just shake,
2:10:31
nonstop, they're just in fear. Yep. Well,
2:10:33
for some people, this won't come as
2:10:35
much of a surprise. Psychadelics might just
2:10:38
be good for your sex life. A
2:10:40
new study published in the Journal
2:10:42
of Sex Research found that
2:10:44
psychedelic experiences enhance how people
2:10:47
feel about their relationships, their
2:10:49
partners, and sex, both short-term
2:10:51
and long-term. Basically, it's not
2:10:53
just trippy visuals and ego-death, sometimes
2:10:56
it's connection, chemistry, and what
2:10:58
they say is much better sex.
2:11:00
People in clinical trials and
2:11:03
people going on psychedelic retreats
2:11:05
in other countries have talked
2:11:07
about the positive effects, including
2:11:09
greater self-insight and feeling more
2:11:12
connected. But they say there's
2:11:14
benefits for intimate relationships
2:11:16
as well. You become a more loving,
2:11:18
more horny human. Wow. It also can
2:11:20
get weirded out, feel uncomfortable, and
2:11:23
the introspective nightmares happen. All of
2:11:25
that. You can push it to
2:11:27
the edge. It's a weird thing
2:11:29
with psychedelics because I do believe
2:11:31
that they can help a lot
2:11:34
of people. I do too. But
2:11:36
it's like so individually, you know,
2:11:38
case by case basis. Yeah. With it,
2:11:40
it's just, I don't know. Because I
2:11:42
think some of the extreme ones like
2:11:45
DMT or something like that, they like...
2:11:47
Dave said like it can lead to
2:11:49
like an ego death and you realize
2:11:51
like this it's what is this world
2:11:53
those kind of psychedelics seem like horror
2:11:55
the ones you got to do with
2:11:57
like a shaman oh yeah that looks
2:11:59
crazy You throw up, you throw up,
2:12:01
you can throw up, fuck it. You're
2:12:04
like, you can, like, that's, that's scary
2:12:06
to me. This guy said over the
2:12:08
weekend, I banged my wife on mushroom
2:12:11
gummies. I went for
2:12:13
over an hour. That's what
2:12:15
he thought. Time slowed down
2:12:18
on him. He's like, it's
2:12:20
just been 23 minutes. Exactly.
2:12:22
So, most participants describe heightened
2:12:25
emotional intimacy with their partners.
2:12:27
increased attraction and more satisfying
2:12:30
physical intimacy. The drug seemed
2:12:32
to create a kind of
2:12:34
relationship enhancing ripple effect, less
2:12:37
fear, more vulnerability and deeper
2:12:39
connection, they say. Yeah, unless
2:12:41
I'm crying in the corner, you know,
2:12:44
because I've never done them, so I
2:12:46
go for a world. I mean, maybe,
2:12:48
without sex first. I feel like you
2:12:50
had to start to do them when
2:12:52
like you didn't have a lot of
2:12:55
concerns. Yes. I don't know what
2:12:57
kind of woodstock combo you'd
2:12:59
have to be on to
2:13:01
make me more attractive but
2:13:04
it'd take a lot. I
2:13:06
mean I would be. You'd
2:13:08
be breaking back down in
2:13:10
your lab. Try that. No
2:13:12
I don't know I just uh...
2:13:14
It'd be a real risk. I think
2:13:17
it is. I think you better be
2:13:19
super careful. I'm not, we're not encouraging
2:13:21
everyone to go out and try to
2:13:23
suck at Alex and Bang because it
2:13:25
could be a really bad experience for
2:13:28
you. But for some others, it sounds
2:13:30
like it could be fun. I think
2:13:32
that like MDMA started out, like
2:13:34
therapists were giving it to couples for
2:13:37
issues. Really? Yeah. But then when you
2:13:39
try to make love without it, it's,
2:13:41
oh, where was that? Make love.
2:13:43
Yeah. He makes love. He
2:13:45
makes love. Feel like making
2:13:47
love. He makes love. He
2:13:50
makes love. This guy makes
2:13:52
love. This guy makes love.
2:13:55
Silk pajamas equals
2:13:57
making love. Not effing.
2:14:00
No, there's no effing there.
2:14:02
No, there's no effing here
2:14:04
either. Maybe pass me the shrooms.
2:14:06
Well, speaking of effing, they've
2:14:08
already put together what they
2:14:10
say will be the top
2:14:12
10 sex positions of the
2:14:14
year. These are the ones getting
2:14:16
the most traction online. People
2:14:18
looking up, how do you
2:14:20
do them? Right. Bear hug
2:14:22
sex position. saw a jaw-dropping
2:14:24
623% spike in searches in the
2:14:27
past year. Bearhog? Like you're holding
2:14:29
someone up? Intimacy and connection.
2:14:31
Standing up, both partners embrace
2:14:33
tightly, like a full-body cuddle,
2:14:35
combined with passionate vertical action.
2:14:37
Well, jeez. I don't know. Let's
2:14:40
just, uh... They say... Stick
2:14:42
to that or... I better
2:14:44
grow another six inches. It
2:14:46
allows for deep penetration. and
2:14:48
intense eye contact making it a
2:14:50
favorite for couples craving heat
2:14:52
and heart I'm not doing
2:14:54
it standing up um ever
2:14:56
it's just a lot of
2:14:58
work ever you know like what
2:15:01
are they considering the bear hug
2:15:03
holy Moses there and there's
2:15:05
a couple of different well
2:15:07
see that makes it easier
2:15:09
that's the polling bear that's
2:15:11
like what Dave had on his
2:15:13
door over there in the
2:15:15
middle relax that's got to
2:15:17
be the bear hug right
2:15:19
That one? Yeah, standing up.
2:15:21
Standing up? This one? Yeah. They
2:15:24
said standing up, right? Yeah,
2:15:26
they did. Yeah, they did.
2:15:28
But they implied that the
2:15:30
woman was also standing up,
2:15:32
did they not? But I'm guessing
2:15:34
that they were wrapped around
2:15:36
you. Yeah, but in order
2:15:38
for the... Yeah, to four
2:15:40
more... Penetration? Huh? She'd have
2:15:42
to have her legs wrapped. Huh?
2:15:45
Hey, I don't know what you
2:15:47
guys get up to. I'm
2:15:49
not saying. Look at all
2:15:51
those swings. A lot of
2:15:53
swings involved in that one.
2:15:55
The filthy Sanchez, huge, 510, what's
2:15:58
your face like that? 510%
2:16:00
surge. in search interest. Well,
2:16:02
because the dirty Sanchez, that's
2:16:04
like a joke, right? Like
2:16:06
a joke. No one's really doing
2:16:08
that, are they? What? The
2:16:10
dirty, the dirty Sanchez? The
2:16:12
filthy Sanchez. Yeah, but this
2:16:14
involves your bodily fluids that
2:16:16
you... Oh, well, don't. Drape across
2:16:18
your partner's upper lip. Don't. Okay,
2:16:21
that's not that's not the
2:16:23
one I know. So that's
2:16:25
the dirty sentence. Yeah, filthy
2:16:27
sense. It is filthy to
2:16:29
drape your lover's juices across your
2:16:31
upper lip. No, you ripe
2:16:33
your juices across their upper
2:16:35
lip. Oh, yeah. I drape
2:16:37
my juices. Yeah, even filthier.
2:16:39
Yeah. Take that. Hey, I didn't
2:16:42
invent this. I'm just reading
2:16:44
you what people. I don't
2:16:46
know where I just Dave
2:16:48
get some lists from his
2:16:50
sights. Yeah. Yeah. You know? The
2:16:52
Anvil sex position hammered its
2:16:54
way into third place with
2:16:56
a 275% increase in searches.
2:16:58
It features one partner lying
2:17:00
on their back with their legs
2:17:03
lifted overhead while the other kneels
2:17:05
and thrust downward. Oh God.
2:17:07
It resembles the Anvil, the
2:17:09
heavy metal object it's named
2:17:11
after. I'm not doing that.
2:17:13
I got no business calling myself
2:17:15
an Anvil. Is that, that
2:17:17
can't be an anvil, what
2:17:19
is that? It's sort of
2:17:22
an anvil. Like the battery
2:17:24
powered screwdriver? I gotta slow down,
2:17:26
hold on. Just take it
2:17:28
easy for a minute here.
2:17:30
Just take it easy, let's,
2:17:32
hold on. Oh, that's it.
2:17:34
That's it. Instant, that'll do it.
2:17:36
The bridge is up 274% year
2:17:39
over year, it's an athletic
2:17:41
position. It requires one partner
2:17:43
to form a literal bridge
2:17:45
with their body by arching
2:17:47
their back while being supported by
2:17:49
their feet and shoulders and
2:17:51
the partner can enter from
2:17:53
above. or kneel between their
2:17:55
legs. Geez. I'd be like,
2:17:57
feel bad for me to do
2:18:00
that. Yeah, I mean, you
2:18:02
won't have to stay like
2:18:04
that long. That's the upside.
2:18:06
That is the upside. It's
2:18:08
true. You know, get yourself a
2:18:10
quick partner for some of
2:18:12
their stuff. The full Nelson?
2:18:14
Hmm? That's an awful. That
2:18:16
was like more of a
2:18:18
priest move. No longer a wrestling
2:18:21
move in this assertive position. The
2:18:23
receiving partner is held from
2:18:25
behind with their arms pinned
2:18:27
up behind their head, adding
2:18:29
a strong element of domination
2:18:31
and restraint. That's the full Nelson
2:18:33
sex position. I mean, I
2:18:35
know it as a wrestling
2:18:37
move. And as a joke,
2:18:39
my dad would tell me.
2:18:41
But, um... Here's a half Nelson.
2:18:44
Here is a full Nelson.
2:18:46
And here's the father nail.
2:18:48
There's, there's, there's what you're
2:18:50
looking at there. What is
2:18:52
exactly, so she is here. But
2:18:54
he does have her in the
2:18:57
full Nelson. All these positions
2:18:59
seem to be more challenging
2:19:01
for the ladies though. They
2:19:03
have to have all the
2:19:05
strength, flexibility. Yeah, like you have
2:19:07
to be strong, flexible, in
2:19:09
shape. Skinny. The guy is
2:19:11
just kind of kneel and
2:19:13
lay there. Right. I like
2:19:15
that. It is awesome. I do
2:19:18
like that. It's a lot
2:19:20
less work. Also coming in
2:19:22
on the top 10, the
2:19:24
butterfly. The butterfly sex position
2:19:26
in this classic and adaptable pose.
2:19:28
The receiving partner lies on
2:19:30
their back at the edge
2:19:32
of the bed while the
2:19:34
other stands are kneels to
2:19:36
enter. They say it offers great
2:19:38
angle control, hands-on closeness, and easy
2:19:41
icon. Finally she gets to
2:19:43
relax. Yeah, exactly. Take it
2:19:45
easy. Let's do the bottom
2:19:47
line just tonight. a huge
2:19:49
increase in searches. There it is
2:19:51
here. It's it's nice if
2:19:53
you can pull that off.
2:19:55
One partner sits or lies
2:19:57
down while the other mounts
2:19:59
and sets the pace rhythm and
2:20:02
depth. Sure tough for a
2:20:04
man with a belly to...
2:20:06
With a straddler? Well I
2:20:08
just need a strong chair.
2:20:10
I couldn't be just doing that
2:20:12
on just any chair. Yeah I
2:20:15
get it. Someone give them
2:20:17
a straddling chair. Steal! Is
2:20:19
that metal? Is that made
2:20:21
a metal? Do you make
2:20:23
those nice metal? Yeah, like metal
2:20:25
chairs. Can be wood. No.
2:20:27
Coming in at number nine
2:20:29
in the top ten, sex
2:20:31
positions of the year, pile
2:20:33
driver. See? Known for its acrobatics.
2:20:35
It involves one partner lying
2:20:37
on their back with legs
2:20:39
over their head while the
2:20:41
other kneels and thrust downward.
2:20:43
I'm just like not trying to
2:20:46
take the WWE belt. They
2:20:48
say I'm not doing any
2:20:50
of this. There's just no
2:20:52
way. I want you to
2:20:54
have a good time. I mean,
2:20:56
I don't really care. They say
2:20:59
it demands strength, flexibility, and
2:21:01
a willingness to get adventurous.
2:21:03
Yeah, I mean people want
2:21:05
to be twisted up and
2:21:07
smacked around and I mean, I'll
2:21:09
try it Yeah, I mean,
2:21:11
that's not gonna. It's hard
2:21:13
on the quads No, I
2:21:15
ease. Oh for sure. Yeah,
2:21:17
you gotta be in shape. You
2:21:20
can't go up and down
2:21:22
like that The butter churner
2:21:24
is another one that's seeing
2:21:26
a big increase in interest
2:21:28
Stop doing the butter churning in
2:21:30
there. It's crack to see. Oh,
2:21:32
yeah. No churning butter. See,
2:21:34
to me, I think it's
2:21:36
kind of almost the same
2:21:38
as a pile driver. It's
2:21:41
very similar to the pile driver,
2:21:43
but their legs are raised
2:21:45
towards their head. Oh, is
2:21:47
there a, there's a, you're
2:21:49
implying a twisting motion. Well,
2:21:51
right, when you're churning. Let's just
2:21:53
open down. Yeah, I guess.
2:21:55
What am I thinking of?
2:21:57
A witch's brew? Yeah. It's
2:21:59
just invented a new sex
2:22:01
position. The witch's brew. Nice. Yeah.
2:22:04
I think it's a witch's
2:22:06
brew going. Huh. Little swirl.
2:22:08
And then finally here in
2:22:10
the top 10 of the
2:22:12
most searched sex positions over the
2:22:14
past year, the praying mantis. How
2:22:17
about the missionary? No one's
2:22:19
certain things for that. It
2:22:21
does it. There it is
2:22:23
there. In this visually playful
2:22:25
position, the receiving partner crouches forward
2:22:27
in all fours while the
2:22:29
penetrating partner enters from behind
2:22:31
either a kneeling or standing
2:22:33
stance. What's got a cool
2:22:35
name? It does, it doesn't like
2:22:38
imply, to me there's nothing
2:22:40
praying man to see about
2:22:42
that. Right. You know? So
2:22:44
I don't know. I don't
2:22:46
know why it's called that, but
2:22:48
hey, whatever. Whatever. Let me just
2:22:50
do it differently than that
2:22:52
one we were looking at.
2:22:54
I remember being at one
2:22:56
of my aunt and uncles
2:22:58
houses and all of us cousins
2:23:01
were around. We were doing
2:23:03
whatever, like playing hide and
2:23:05
seek or doing something. Someone
2:23:07
hid somewhere and uncovered their
2:23:09
commissutra sexual position book. Oh no.
2:23:11
Which was very off-putting to
2:23:13
know that one of my
2:23:15
aunts and uncles were into
2:23:17
the commissutra. Yeah, they were.
2:23:19
They were. It was off-putting. It
2:23:22
sure is. You don't want
2:23:24
to know that? No, I
2:23:26
didn't, but I know. Well
2:23:28
take a break when we
2:23:30
come back. What led to a
2:23:32
shootout in a Florida parking garage?
2:23:35
What's the update on that
2:23:37
hot teacher that was sleeping
2:23:39
with a student? And would
2:23:41
you let the colonel brush
2:23:43
your teeth? What? Oh, I'll kill
2:23:45
you. We'll get to that
2:23:47
and more right after this.
2:23:49
Previously on Dave and Chuck
2:23:51
the Three. This lady is
2:23:53
lucky to be alive too after
2:23:55
her nipple fell off. She
2:23:57
did breast surgery in Turkey.
2:23:59
Steve is with us in
2:24:01
New Hampshire. Hi Steve. You
2:24:03
know what they call that? They
2:24:06
called the Turkish Twist. Because her
2:24:08
nipple fell off? Yep. Yep.
2:24:10
You got any jokes. Be
2:24:12
sure not to tell us.
2:24:14
Yeah, so hard. Oh, geez,
2:24:16
you always made me choke on
2:24:19
water. Uh-huh. Oh, wow. It's
2:24:21
Dave and Chuck the Freak.
2:24:33
Back with you on this Thursday,
2:24:35
the 10th of April, and coming
2:24:37
up next year on David Chuck
2:24:40
The Freak, what led to a
2:24:42
shootout in a Florida parking garage?
2:24:44
Would you let the colonel brush
2:24:46
your teeth? And how did a
2:24:48
Detroit man go from homeless to
2:24:51
millionaire? That's all on the way.
2:24:53
First, an update on that smoking
2:24:55
hot teacher who was busted banging
2:24:57
a student. Now, I know when
2:24:59
we first did the story, I
2:25:02
believe last week, there was some
2:25:04
confusion. She is a special ed
2:25:06
teacher. Yes. The student she was
2:25:08
having sex with, not one of
2:25:10
her in-class students, she was actually
2:25:13
coaching soccer at the school too.
2:25:15
That also seems like a terrible
2:25:17
idea. And it was a soccer
2:25:19
player, apparently, that was involved here.
2:25:22
But Moore's coming to light, including
2:25:24
some of the notes that she
2:25:26
kept about this whole thing, and
2:25:28
the fact that her husband had
2:25:30
no idea. Here's the story. Here's
2:25:33
the story. You're Christina? Yes. The
2:25:35
teacher accused of having an affair
2:25:37
with her student, apparently kept a
2:25:39
secret diary with explicit details of
2:25:41
their relationship. The diary was discovered
2:25:44
in the notes section of Christina
2:25:46
Formella's iPhone. I warned you we
2:25:48
should never have started dating a
2:25:50
long, long time ago. She writes,
2:25:53
I'm the best thing you'll ever
2:25:55
have, even with all of my
2:25:57
mistakes. The teacher denies she ever
2:25:59
had sex with the 16-year-old student.
2:26:01
She says her diary was an
2:26:04
outlet for her anxiety. Detectives also
2:26:06
say that she told her husband
2:26:08
that the student was stalking her.
2:26:10
But her husband is apparently not
2:26:12
backing her story. Court papers say
2:26:15
he told detectives he knows nothing
2:26:17
about the student beyond his status
2:26:19
as a soccer player. Her husband
2:26:21
was a passenger in the car
2:26:23
when she was pulled over by
2:26:26
police in a Chicago suburb. You
2:26:28
can go grab your things. Can
2:26:30
you come with me? Yes, yes.
2:26:32
Christina married her college sweetheart in
2:26:35
a lavish wedding in Italy six
2:26:37
months after the alleged affair with
2:26:39
the student began. The morning of
2:26:41
her arrest she allegedly wrote this
2:26:43
about the student in her diary.
2:26:46
I said we should break up
2:26:48
until after the wedding and after
2:26:50
you graduated and every single blank
2:26:52
time you came back and convinced
2:26:54
me it would be fine. You
2:26:57
ruined us. I mean, and you're
2:26:59
just, okay, for any adult, you
2:27:01
just need better educators, it's a
2:27:03
real problem. Yeah, it's just so
2:27:06
bad. It's about it all, though.
2:27:08
Well, and even if you erase
2:27:10
them, the cops know how to
2:27:12
get everything back. Yeah. You know?
2:27:14
I mean, and you're just, okay,
2:27:17
for any adult to be like,
2:27:19
a 16-year-old, talk to me into
2:27:21
it. I like, come on. Let
2:27:23
me a break. The kids are
2:27:25
there to learn. Yeah, she's just
2:27:28
a perve like any of the
2:27:30
guys who would do this. Yeah,
2:27:32
it's how she is. You know,
2:27:34
as she claimed she told her
2:27:36
husband, the boy was a stalker,
2:27:39
but he said he had never
2:27:41
heard that. No. They dated at
2:27:43
college as you heard before they
2:27:45
got married. Yeah, it's quite disturbing.
2:27:48
One message she said to the
2:27:50
younger guy. I love having sex
2:27:52
with you. Wow, look at some
2:27:54
of this. Well, so that
2:27:56
that's the thing right so when we
2:27:59
first talked about it these messages weren't
2:28:01
part of the story. No. Yet it
2:28:03
was just text and she was claiming
2:28:06
that he took my phone and then
2:28:08
he made these texts back and forth
2:28:10
to each other. But when you read
2:28:13
these no one has time to do
2:28:15
this kind of stuff. Like this is
2:28:17
no guy was just like well I'm
2:28:20
gonna write months worth of notes. Right.
2:28:22
Yeah, listen to this, in the end
2:28:24
we both lost. You lost the girl
2:28:27
who would have stuck with you through
2:28:29
thick and thin and it would have
2:28:31
changed anything about herself to make you
2:28:34
happy. I lost the person I was
2:28:36
before I met you. She said it
2:28:38
started a long, long time ago, which
2:28:41
is so... Yeah, it's horrifying. It's horrifying
2:28:43
all around. Well, because I believe that
2:28:45
they... Because a lot of talk of
2:28:48
this is like a 16-year-year-old, but the
2:28:50
initial port reports were that he was
2:28:52
15 at the time. Well I think
2:28:55
he was 15 at the time, he's
2:28:57
now... That's what I mean. Yeah, Jesus.
2:28:59
Yeah, horrible. Yeah, crazy. Poor husband again.
2:29:01
Yeah, that a crappy thing to find
2:29:04
out about someone that you've just... I
2:29:06
just can't believe you like would... Well,
2:29:08
you just do that, but even if
2:29:11
it was like you're doing it with
2:29:13
a person of age and close to
2:29:15
your age, you let somebody take you
2:29:18
to... Italy, you do that whole big
2:29:20
thing, you spend all that money on
2:29:22
that, and then it's really just gonna
2:29:25
be over with this. That doesn't make
2:29:27
sense, just a waste money. A shootout
2:29:29
in a parking garage in Florida, and
2:29:32
apparently it was all over boxes of
2:29:34
cocaine. I love a box of cocaine.
2:29:36
Boxes of marijuana, and using the other
2:29:39
cocaine story from early. This one's about
2:29:41
marijuana. Here's the story on this from
2:29:43
West Two News. And
2:29:46
those boxes, police air full of
2:29:48
canals. We showed many with nudity
2:29:50
as a security video. Orlando police
2:29:52
released Wednesday. Officers responded to a
2:29:54
shooting around 2 a.m. on February
2:29:56
4th in the Central Station Park.
2:29:58
The parking garage is in the
2:30:00
middle of Central Station on Orange
2:30:02
Apartments. That does raise some concerns
2:30:04
as far as like maybe security
2:30:06
in the parking garage. The shooting
2:30:08
happened on the fourth floor of
2:30:10
the parking garage. You can see
2:30:12
the suspects jumping out of a
2:30:14
car and hustling to get boxes
2:30:16
of marijuana inside a car, stolen
2:30:18
from a group. Police say one
2:30:20
suspect in the Hyundai was seeing
2:30:22
firing a handgun. One of those
2:30:24
suspects also fired a gun during
2:30:26
the exchange. Like overnight we do
2:30:28
have security people like walking the
2:30:30
premises overnight so that yeah I
2:30:32
don't know how that happens. Grant
2:30:35
Zerbe and his dog Dexter were
2:30:37
home when the shooting happened. Do
2:30:39
you hear anything or see anything?
2:30:41
I didn't, but there's a lot
2:30:43
of noises everywhere. My dog's barking
2:30:45
right now. He's crazy. As far
2:30:47
as my safety, I mean, I
2:30:49
haven't had any problems or anything
2:30:51
like that. I do feel safe
2:30:53
here. I think it's a good
2:30:55
community. That is surprising, though. Six
2:30:57
people were arrested, including one taken
2:30:59
after a foot pursuit. The charges
2:31:01
include attempted felony murder, armed robbery,
2:31:03
and conspiracy to traffic a controlled
2:31:05
substance. What about your safety? Why
2:31:07
are you concerned? Why or why
2:31:09
or why? a little bit. I
2:31:11
mean, I feel safe with my
2:31:13
apartment complex. They have like the
2:31:15
safety of other measures in place,
2:31:17
so not too concerned. Police took
2:31:19
the 16 pounds of pot into
2:31:21
evidence, along with a 9mm magazine
2:31:23
and a black mask, both found
2:31:25
inside one of the cars. Now
2:31:29
Orlando police investigators say this case
2:31:32
is not over and there could
2:31:34
be more charges covering or someone
2:31:36
found out that big boxes of
2:31:38
marijuana were going to be moved
2:31:40
around that night. Yep. Oh yeah.
2:31:43
Yeah weed's always worth money. Yeah
2:31:45
and if you can steal it
2:31:47
it's free money. It's free money.
2:31:49
You know for sure. Well this
2:31:51
lady her bachelorette getaway did not
2:31:54
turn out as planned. She went
2:31:56
with some of her bigger friends
2:31:58
to Dallas very cool they were
2:32:00
set to have a lady's night
2:32:02
out on the town until someone
2:32:05
sucker punched her oh what she
2:32:07
he says just days before a
2:32:09
wedding oh geez atrocious it's not
2:32:11
great it's not and she says
2:32:13
totally unprovoked yeah I mean we
2:32:16
are in a weird like just
2:32:18
randomly punch punch people. There is
2:32:20
like just random violence that happens
2:32:22
for like absolutely no reason. Like
2:32:24
these heavy ladies just wanted to
2:32:27
have a good time. That's it.
2:32:29
Like I can't stand heavy ladies.
2:32:31
Boom! Here's the story. I had
2:32:33
a big laceration in the middle
2:32:35
of my forehead so I have
2:32:38
eight stitches here. I have a
2:32:40
concussion and then I broke. Three
2:32:42
teeth. This bride-to-be just got succor-punch
2:32:44
during her bachelorette party. Oh no!
2:32:46
She's supposed to get married in
2:32:49
four weeks. It started as a
2:32:51
fun-filled weekend in Dallas with family
2:32:53
and lifelong friends. They were heading
2:32:55
to their Airbnb when the bride-to-be
2:32:57
Canada Rinaldi was attacked and hit
2:33:00
the ground hard for bridesmaids hover
2:33:02
around her. She says she has
2:33:04
no memory of the unprovoked assault.
2:33:06
I just remember being an ambulance
2:33:08
after that. So you don't remember
2:33:11
anything about the attack at all?
2:33:13
I don't remember anything. I immediately
2:33:15
went unconscious and fell. And you
2:33:17
must have hit your face right
2:33:19
on the concrete? Yeah, I landed
2:33:22
face down on the road. Her
2:33:24
sister Brianna witnessed the attack that
2:33:26
came out of nowhere. There was
2:33:28
so much blood that you couldn't
2:33:30
tell where it was coming from.
2:33:33
I was afraid that it was
2:33:35
going to be... Fatal. The unidentified
2:33:37
suspect also took a swing at
2:33:39
Canada's aunt giving her a black
2:33:41
eye. Cheers. He's making his getaway.
2:33:44
The bride-to-be is focusing on her
2:33:46
fast-approaching wedding day. Are you still
2:33:48
going ahead with that date? Yes,
2:33:50
we're going to stick to that
2:33:53
date. We have everything set up
2:33:55
and ready to go. We've been
2:33:57
into... it for a long time
2:33:59
so he still loves me and
2:34:01
I'm if I'm healthy enough to
2:34:04
walk down the aisle we're still
2:34:06
gonna get married. Well of course
2:34:08
he still loves you. And if
2:34:10
her face doesn't heal by the
2:34:12
time she walks down the aisle
2:34:15
this bride to be is okay
2:34:17
with that. They told me that
2:34:19
I will have a pretty significant
2:34:21
scar but yeah I'm pretty confident
2:34:23
that we can cover it up
2:34:26
and my wedding photographer she's pretty
2:34:28
confident she can help too. Dallas
2:34:30
Place are asking for the public's
2:34:32
help in finding this man who
2:34:34
they want a question about the
2:34:37
attack. Yeah, well, I don't think
2:34:39
you're going to find him. You
2:34:41
might want to look at the
2:34:43
homeless. Homeless caves. Yeah. He's got
2:34:45
the cross eye going. Yeah. You
2:34:48
just got to be aware of
2:34:50
everything going on around you. You
2:34:52
know? It's crazy out there. Yeah.
2:34:55
If he punched that bride to
2:34:57
be like that, I mean, no
2:34:59
wonder he opened her right up
2:35:01
and she was out cold. It's
2:35:03
horrible. I'm glad she's okay. Well,
2:35:05
maybe he can turn his life
2:35:07
around like this guy. No, he
2:35:09
can't. This guy in Detroit went
2:35:11
from homeless to millionaire. Well, what's
2:35:13
his formula? Because that'd be nice
2:35:15
to know. The lottery? Maybe the
2:35:17
lottery. Not the lottery. That's a
2:35:19
great formula though. Yeah. Do you
2:35:21
do a YouTube show? Here's the
2:35:24
story from Fox 2 News. The
2:35:26
voice on the other end of
2:35:28
this phone call is Emily. And
2:35:30
as real as it sounds, it
2:35:32
is in fact artificial intelligence. The
2:35:34
latest creation of the very real
2:35:36
Mario Kelly. I have something called
2:35:38
Believe in AI. It's an academy
2:35:40
where it's also an AI assistant
2:35:42
with emotional intelligence. You can have
2:35:44
a 10 to 40-minute conversation. It
2:35:46
asks us to follow for you.
2:35:48
It makes appointments. Mario is a
2:35:50
self-described man of action, pouncing on
2:35:52
every opportunity that comes his way.
2:35:54
that started back in childhood. I
2:35:56
wanted the Nintendo games. I wanted
2:35:58
to go to the arcade on
2:36:01
Woodward. My mother said, you had
2:36:03
to get a job in order
2:36:05
if you want to go to
2:36:07
the arcade. After working at a
2:36:09
Ford plan and then Jacobsons, Mario
2:36:11
eventually found himself unemployed. At the
2:36:13
same time, I was still living
2:36:15
in my van. I was homeless
2:36:17
and got divorced from the east
2:36:19
side, but I had manifested that
2:36:21
I wanted to live in the
2:36:23
area called Rosedale Park. So I
2:36:25
would go over there every night.
2:36:27
Finally a different house to sit
2:36:29
in front of. He says through
2:36:31
manifestation and a belief in himself,
2:36:33
inspiration took hold. I put the
2:36:36
word believe 313 on a rubber
2:36:38
band and I would go downtown
2:36:40
and just sell rubber bands. And
2:36:42
one day, opportunity came knocking at
2:36:44
one door in particular. Police were
2:36:46
putting... An abatement sticker on the
2:36:48
house one day and I wrote
2:36:50
a pass and I said what's
2:36:52
going on. They said we've been
2:36:54
giving him tickets for two years.
2:36:56
He contacted the owner of that
2:36:58
very home and offered $6,500. He
2:37:00
took that money and then I
2:37:02
just worked on the house room
2:37:04
by room. Other doors started to
2:37:06
open and Mario didn't hesitate to
2:37:08
walk through. For instance, while touring
2:37:10
a Shinola factory. We walked into
2:37:13
a room, it was filthy, it
2:37:15
was dirty. And he went on.
2:37:17
Our cleaning company is terrible. I
2:37:19
said I have a cleaning company.
2:37:21
He didn't exactly have a cleaning
2:37:23
company. This guy's just the hardest
2:37:25
work. $27 worth of cleaning supplies.
2:37:27
They told me, give us a
2:37:29
proposal. You know, I went home
2:37:31
and tried to figure out. how
2:37:33
much it would cost to do
2:37:35
a building of this size. He
2:37:37
got the job and 313 cleaning
2:37:39
was born. Then came the next
2:37:41
opportunity. In 2021, no one wanted
2:37:43
to go to work. So I
2:37:45
said, let me start, believe, 313
2:37:47
staffing. Word spread of his success,
2:37:50
which again led to new chances.
2:37:52
I started hiring a lot of
2:37:54
returning citizens. And they would tell
2:37:56
me man your story is we
2:37:58
talk about your story to people
2:38:00
in jail all the time So
2:38:02
I said I need to share
2:38:04
my story. So he did I'm
2:38:06
the cleaning guy. You know my
2:38:08
whole journey started with with cleaning
2:38:10
So let's do that. Yeah, let's
2:38:12
show them where it started at
2:38:14
with the $27 started at. That
2:38:16
may have been where it started,
2:38:18
but Mario Kelly has no idea
2:38:20
where it will end and he
2:38:22
says that's a good place to
2:38:25
be. Let me know if there's
2:38:27
anything else I can assist you
2:38:29
with. Thank you so much Emily.
2:38:31
I talked to mine. Yeah, I
2:38:33
quite a bit. How many millions
2:38:35
has it made you? Not. Yeah,
2:38:37
but you're not clean in places,
2:38:39
are you? Shuck. I cannot work.
2:38:41
One else as hard as this
2:38:43
guy. He's just a truth. He's
2:38:45
just bored to work hard good
2:38:47
ideas and real hard work I
2:38:49
almost feel like maybe like the
2:38:51
homeless aspect of his life might
2:38:53
have resulted a bit more in
2:38:55
from that divorce that he talked
2:38:57
about Yeah, you know where maybe
2:38:59
he lost his home and stuff
2:39:02
like that and someone else still
2:39:04
has it Yeah, I mean, I
2:39:06
think it's just a story that
2:39:08
happens to some to some men
2:39:10
or or women To make it
2:39:12
out of homelessness is insanely cool.
2:39:14
Yeah, it is. But I don't
2:39:16
think, I don't think he was,
2:39:18
there's no way he wasn't going
2:39:20
to make it. Right. Like he
2:39:22
just works that hard. And he's
2:39:24
just like realizes like, oh, there's
2:39:26
a side hustle here. Yeah. There's
2:39:28
an opening here. A lot of
2:39:30
us have like. Things like that,
2:39:32
they just go buy, they just
2:39:34
go buy, don't act on it.
2:39:36
You don't realize it, you know,
2:39:39
or it's, you didn't even notice.
2:39:41
And he's like, misconception that you
2:39:43
need a bunch of money to
2:39:45
make money. Oh, right. You know,
2:39:47
you just, I mean, it's, it's
2:39:49
like an easier path, but yeah.
2:39:51
You don't need it if you
2:39:53
got the drive. Yep. All right,
2:39:55
time for this now. I'll get
2:39:57
to the good junk food roundup
2:39:59
news in a moment, but first
2:40:01
some bad food news You know
2:40:03
listen, I think it was a
2:40:05
thing Maybe one or two places
2:40:07
got busted Chinese food restaurants And
2:40:09
there was a stigma for many
2:40:11
years that you know What you
2:40:14
were eating may not be what
2:40:16
you think right? He talked cat
2:40:18
meat. Right. It's trying to beat
2:40:20
around the bush. Yeah, I'm just
2:40:22
wondering. Yes. Well, this is a
2:40:24
very similar thing. Police in Spain
2:40:26
just raided the Jingu Chinese restaurant
2:40:28
and since they've closed it down,
2:40:30
they discovered their roasted duck. Yes,
2:40:32
Dave. That the customers thought they
2:40:34
were eating was actually plucked and
2:40:36
cooked street pigeons. Street pigeons. No,
2:40:38
not a street pigeon. That's like
2:40:40
those are like to me. They're
2:40:42
the even though I find them
2:40:44
cute There's still the rats of
2:40:46
the side of the sky. Yeah
2:40:48
They're they're pretty filthy You don't
2:40:51
want to eat them. No, no,
2:40:53
even duck is like a weird
2:40:55
me like it's a weird me.
2:40:57
I tried I've tried it a
2:40:59
couple of times and I was
2:41:01
just like mmm. That is just
2:41:03
a pigeon right there. That is
2:41:05
a pigeon looks like without skinned
2:41:07
Pigeon In addition, cops found meat
2:41:09
strips hanging from clothing racks. Probably
2:41:11
not great. Just meat strips. Unlabeled
2:41:13
meat. Fish stored in broken freezers.
2:41:15
Tons of roaches, rat traps, and
2:41:17
other violations they said that made
2:41:19
them order an immediate shutdown. Well,
2:41:21
you can roll by some jadies,
2:41:23
food places, and be like, what's
2:41:25
going on? Oh, for sure you
2:41:28
do. Where was that place where
2:41:30
they were just in like... Bins
2:41:32
and they had all that meat
2:41:34
and bins and then the guy
2:41:36
was like outside. Yeah, it was
2:41:38
just mixed in it. It gets
2:41:40
wacky in there. It does. That's
2:41:42
why to me it's like... When
2:41:44
you find a good Chinese food
2:41:46
restaurant... It's like finding gold. Oh
2:41:48
right, it really is. Finding gold.
2:41:50
I think that's why places like
2:41:52
PF Changs took off for a
2:41:54
while because you were like, oh,
2:41:56
it's a non shady. Yeah, you
2:41:58
can depend on that. Right. Oh,
2:42:00
it's consistency. They're always there. It's
2:42:03
a chain. They've got standards. If
2:42:05
you like. a small cup of
2:42:07
whatever you like to eat. At
2:42:09
an outrageous, yeah, at a super
2:42:11
high price, then enjoy. Mike is
2:42:13
with us here. Hey, Mike, you
2:42:15
had a comment. The Chinese restaurant
2:42:17
that 59 of William Lake Road
2:42:19
got shut down years ago for
2:42:21
their peaking gut was fresh from
2:42:23
the lake behind them. Yeah,
2:42:26
that's a different. Well, is it still
2:42:28
duck? Some pawn ducks? Well, that's not
2:42:31
the right kind of duck. Yeah, that's
2:42:33
like, I think it's a mall. Right,
2:42:35
you can do that. Technically, duck. Yeah,
2:42:37
but I don't know. Yeah, but I
2:42:40
don't know. You can just catch them.
2:42:42
No, no, you can't. But I'm probably,
2:42:44
you can't. But I'm just, you can't.
2:42:46
But I'm just, you can't. You can't.
2:42:48
All right, this is a bit of
2:42:51
a better food news. This is, a
2:42:53
better food news. Would you let the
2:42:55
colonel brush your teeth? I told I
2:42:57
believe I said I would let him
2:43:00
bed me, but yeah, you did you
2:43:02
would The colonel shot a man in
2:43:04
the chest. Oh, yeah With a shotgun
2:43:06
to defend his chickens KFC just introduced
2:43:09
fried chicken flavor toothpaste. No, I mean
2:43:11
you can't There's no way you could
2:43:13
never brush your teeth with this some
2:43:15
people can't handle mint The flavors are
2:43:18
inspired by all the lemon of KFC's
2:43:20
11 herbs herbs and spices herbs and
2:43:22
spices Like biting into a juicy piece
2:43:24
of KFC, original recipe chicken, the toothpaste
2:43:27
they say is irresistible, coating your teeth
2:43:29
in flavor, before leaving your mouth feeling
2:43:31
fresh and clean. I don't know how.
2:43:33
I've never felt like my breath was
2:43:36
ever fresh after eating Kentucky fried chicken.
2:43:38
No. And I don't, I wouldn't feel
2:43:40
like it was after brushing your teeth.
2:43:42
If I brushed my teeth, you know,
2:43:44
took a shower, brush my teeth and
2:43:47
like, get ready for work and I
2:43:49
was like... You had fried chicken bread?
2:43:51
I'm still, like I feel like I'm
2:43:53
breathing fried chicken on people. This isn't
2:43:56
a joke, it's legit. KFC partnered with
2:43:58
two space manufacturer, his smile. or
2:44:01
High Smile to unveil the
2:44:03
newest dental hygiene product. Their
2:44:05
finger-licken good toothpaste, they say,
2:44:07
appeals to the oral care-minded
2:44:09
public. The toothpaste sells for
2:44:11
$13 a tube. You can
2:44:13
also order it with a
2:44:15
new KFC electric toothbrush. That's
2:44:17
$60 for that. It's a
2:44:19
weird move. It is they
2:44:21
just they come up with
2:44:23
stuff like this though. They're
2:44:25
kind of smart. They're like
2:44:27
what what can we do
2:44:29
that people will talk about
2:44:31
advertising? Yeah, you know I'm
2:44:33
not a big experimental toothpaste
2:44:35
guy. I am the most
2:44:37
boring. I have been mint
2:44:39
my whole life. Even at
2:44:41
the dentist when they offer
2:44:43
you now, like, would you
2:44:45
like cocoa? No, I always
2:44:47
go mint. What other options
2:44:49
are there besides mint? There
2:44:51
is like a ton of
2:44:53
kids. Cinnamon, yeah. Cinnamon, bubble
2:44:55
gum. Is there an orange?
2:44:57
It's for kids though. No,
2:44:59
but I think there are
2:45:01
some adults. Adults that can't
2:45:03
do mint. Yeah. There's adult
2:45:05
strawberry adults that can't do
2:45:07
mint. Ice pop banana to
2:45:09
be as minty and burny
2:45:11
as possible. That minty freshness.
2:45:13
That's what you want. Burn
2:45:15
me with your mint. I
2:45:17
am the exact same. Ginger,
2:45:19
bacon. In fact, like, you
2:45:21
know, as you get older,
2:45:24
they might be like, hey,
2:45:26
try this other toothpaste out
2:45:28
and you try it out
2:45:30
and it's just gross. Like
2:45:32
coconut. I don't know
2:45:34
if I can do, I don't
2:45:36
know, I mean I'd give it
2:45:38
a world. See you're going experimental
2:45:40
on this. I know, I didn't
2:45:42
know it existed until we looked
2:45:44
it up. That made me sick.
2:45:47
The lady just switched to organic
2:45:49
like Toms. Oh yeah, my kids
2:45:51
were on that for a bit.
2:45:53
There's nothing. It tastes like nothing.
2:45:55
Yeah, I would, every once in
2:45:58
a while I'd be like, oh
2:46:00
man, I'm out of toothpaste. Oh,
2:46:02
there's this. It's my kids stuff.
2:46:04
It's this Toms. The hell is
2:46:06
that stuff made out of what's
2:46:09
even in there? You can't tell
2:46:11
because it's just it's like nothing
2:46:13
this. It's like mint and coconut
2:46:15
together. I was going to say
2:46:17
it would have to be. Coconut
2:46:19
mint? Yeah, but have to be.
2:46:22
I don't know if I've ever
2:46:24
had coconut mint. No one has.
2:46:26
No one. Sensodym. You've got to
2:46:28
get that gum stuff. Game changer.
2:46:30
Game stuff. Yeah. Let's talk about
2:46:33
it Dave. The crest gum doctor
2:46:35
or something. Oh, gum detoxify. Oh,
2:46:37
incredible. Really? Highly recommend. Well, you
2:46:39
know, I'm all about my oral
2:46:41
mouth routine. So this is an
2:46:43
oral mouth routine. Yeah, oral mouth
2:46:46
routine. Yep. Gumb detoxify. Yeah, it's
2:46:48
totally sexual. Ten out of ten
2:46:50
days recommend. Okay. Yeah, I'm Cincinnati.
2:46:52
I switched it up. All right,
2:46:54
other food news, they're changing up
2:46:57
your craft mac and cheese. While
2:46:59
your original is still the same,
2:47:01
but for this barbecue season, they're
2:47:03
going barbecue-flavored craft mac and cheese.
2:47:05
Once again, I mean, this is,
2:47:07
I feel kind of the same
2:47:10
way about toothpaste as I do
2:47:12
about this mac and cheese. I
2:47:14
don't want you to mess with
2:47:16
my mac and cheese. I don't
2:47:18
mind if it does a mingle
2:47:21
if I'm eating like pork with
2:47:23
barbecue sauce and I got mac
2:47:25
and cheese. I guess you're right.
2:47:27
They got the idea. I would
2:47:29
think so. They're bringing a brand
2:47:31
new flavor to shelves. Perfect for
2:47:34
anyone who's yearning for the smoky
2:47:36
sweet notes of summer. Smoky barbecue
2:47:38
limited edition boxed mac and cheese
2:47:40
flavor. They say tastes exactly like
2:47:42
you'd imagine cheesy and smoky with
2:47:45
a subtlet sweetness. Might be
2:47:47
all right. I'd eat it. Yeah, I'd
2:47:49
give it a shot. Yeah, they don't
2:47:51
have a lot of new versions of
2:47:53
craft magazine Just never had to right
2:47:56
as a wartime food when you want
2:47:58
that style of matter and cheese you
2:48:00
want that style of mac and cheese
2:48:02
right like if you're gonna make something
2:48:04
crazy it'd be a bit fancier yeah
2:48:06
you know do they have other flavors
2:48:09
that I'm not in them oh they
2:48:11
have jalapino I do I say what
2:48:13
now that I would try a spicy
2:48:15
kick yeah I mean my whole thing
2:48:17
is when I want that I want
2:48:20
the the original Oh yeah, I guess
2:48:22
I've been out of this. They've got
2:48:24
ranch flavored, jalapeno. Yeah. I got different.
2:48:26
It's just not easy. I don't know,
2:48:28
like it's not easy enough to make
2:48:30
for me to like eat that. Still
2:48:33
too many things. You still need like
2:48:35
a pot. Yeah, you need a pot
2:48:37
and all that. It's like that you
2:48:39
have to wash a pot after. And
2:48:41
I don't enjoy the microwave version of
2:48:43
it. Oh you don't like these little
2:48:46
cups? They sell, you don't like, you
2:48:48
don't like. It's not the same. It's
2:48:50
not the same. It's not the same.
2:48:52
That's fancy. It is fancy. Well, it
2:48:54
makes it deluxe. That's what sauce made
2:48:57
from 2% milk cheese. And I think
2:48:59
it's bigger noodles. But I'll tell you
2:49:01
what, my kids are so picky that
2:49:03
if you change a noodle, they're like,
2:49:05
get out of here. Get that out
2:49:07
of my face. So I can't, in
2:49:10
my house, it's like, what is the
2:49:12
normal version of everything? You got to
2:49:14
keep it all like that. Yeah. Well,
2:49:16
they get that from their death. Yeah,
2:49:18
right. Yes, right. Yes, they do. They
2:49:20
do. is opening a first of its
2:49:23
kind location with its sister brand Carvelle
2:49:25
ice cream. Okay. That mashes up Sinibond's
2:49:27
hot cinnamon rolls with Carvelle ice cream.
2:49:29
I'm dead. I'm as good as dead.
2:49:31
I've never had that. This could be
2:49:34
your end? Ice cream. Carvel, you know,
2:49:36
it was big in upstate New York
2:49:38
when I lived near there. Well, they
2:49:40
started out before Dairy Queen. I know
2:49:42
this from the foods that built America.
2:49:44
Yeah, but I've never had it. Yeah,
2:49:47
I've never had it. Yeah, they're predominantly
2:49:49
in the US northeast. Yeah, it's like
2:49:51
like Massachusetts has it. They got Fudgy
2:49:53
the whale cake is like that's it.
2:49:55
Yeah, they started. birthday cakes and I'll
2:49:57
say this though like I mean ice
2:50:00
cream is it's tough to screw up
2:50:02
yeah so I'm sure it'll be fine
2:50:04
the history of ice cream is nuts
2:50:06
because like it used to be just
2:50:08
real gross like people would just like
2:50:11
it would be hands everywhere and there
2:50:13
was no sanitation and ice cream was
2:50:15
like it would kill you yeah like
2:50:17
scoop it with your hand and put
2:50:19
it in a hey yeah that's how
2:50:21
it was what's on the menu there's
2:50:24
the bonini it's a cinnamon roll warmed
2:50:26
in a pinini press sliced in half
2:50:28
filled with ice cream filled with ice
2:50:30
cream There's the Cinnamon Swirl Sunday features
2:50:32
the sweet center of a cinnamon roll
2:50:34
as its base. Oh man, I can't.
2:50:37
And it's topped with soft or rice
2:50:39
cream? That's the best part of the
2:50:41
cinnamon roll. What am I going to
2:50:43
do? Cinnamon inspired cookies. Pass me my
2:50:45
metform. The numbers are going up. Luckily
2:50:48
there probably won't be one near us.
2:50:50
So yeah, it's true. I mean, you
2:50:52
could just go buy Cinobone and get
2:50:54
some soft surf. I got a sandwich
2:50:56
maker. I can stuff that thing. Yeah,
2:50:58
you could just do that if you
2:51:01
really wanted to try this. But it's
2:51:03
their first combination of ice cream and
2:51:05
cinnamon. Yeah, I mean, what you hope
2:51:07
is that I guess for their sake.
2:51:11
A bunch of big people live there
2:51:13
and they want to maximize it, you
2:51:15
know? Yeah. It's a bold move. There's
2:51:17
starting in Oregon. Give me the ice
2:51:19
screen. Give me the cinema. Is Oregon
2:51:21
a lot of big people there? That's
2:51:24
right now. Oh, I don't think so.
2:51:26
In Oregon? They're all biking and doing
2:51:28
all that. Yeah, my cousin lives out
2:51:30
there. All they do is bike. Yeah,
2:51:32
I know. They should have picked Ohio.
2:51:34
I mean, you go, Ohio, right? You
2:51:36
go hot. Well, they test every food
2:51:38
there. They do. Don't you think maybe
2:51:40
they've tested, they're testing it there because
2:51:43
if it even works a little bit
2:51:45
in Oregon, then it'll work everywhere. Then
2:51:47
it's going to be gigantic throughout the
2:51:49
country. Well, take a break when we
2:51:51
come back. How did a nine year
2:51:53
old girl react when a burglar was
2:51:55
smashing his way into her way into
2:51:57
her house? Is having a pet as
2:51:59
good for you as an extra? $90,000
2:52:02
and those crazy Canadians on the way
2:52:04
after this. Previously, on Dave and Chuck
2:52:06
DeFree. This guy says, so I met
2:52:08
an amazing girl. She is very sensitive
2:52:10
all over her body. Well, last night
2:52:12
I did something new. I used my
2:52:14
mouth, both hands, and one foot on
2:52:16
her simultaneous. She went over the edge
2:52:18
three times in a row. Afterwards, she
2:52:21
was lying in the bed, paralyzed from
2:52:23
the feeling, until I had to pick
2:52:25
her up and put her in the
2:52:27
shower. This guy, oh,
2:52:29
he's quite a sexual experience,
2:52:31
he's having. I think your
2:52:33
lady's trying to make you
2:52:36
feel good. I think your
2:52:38
lady, she needs to pick
2:52:40
up and carry it into
2:52:42
the shower. She's a really
2:52:44
good actor. I carried her
2:52:46
limb body to the shower.
2:52:49
I'm going to hear my
2:52:51
lady with my sexual prowess.
2:52:53
Come on. I apologize. He
2:52:55
says I'm actually kind of
2:52:57
worried that I'm doing too
2:52:59
much. I'm coming up here
2:53:02
on this edition of Dave
2:53:04
and Chuck the Freak. David
2:53:06
Chuck the Freak. David Chuck
2:53:08
the Freak. David Chuck the
2:53:10
Freak. Is having a pet
2:53:13
as good for you as
2:53:15
marriage or an extra 90K?
2:53:17
And Chuck, what are some
2:53:19
things you should not tell
2:53:21
your chat, GPT? I tell
2:53:23
her everything. We'll figure that
2:53:26
out, coming up here. Sir,
2:53:28
knows from the underground. I'm
2:53:30
Dave Hunter time now for
2:53:32
a check of the news.
2:53:34
Brave little nine-year-old girl in
2:53:37
California, burglar breaking into her
2:53:39
house, and she held it
2:53:41
together while she called 911.
2:53:43
Here's the story from KTL.
2:53:45
Here's the story from KTLA.
2:53:47
Yeah, hello there, yeah, police,
2:53:50
very impressed. with how this
2:53:52
nine-year-old girl handled herself as
2:53:54
she called 911 while the
2:53:56
man was breaking into our
2:53:58
house. It happened in a
2:54:00
neighborhood here near Magnolia in
2:54:03
Bosa. Westminster Police tell us
2:54:05
it happened Friday morning a
2:54:07
little bit before 6 o'clock.
2:54:09
They say they got a
2:54:11
911 call that a break-in
2:54:14
was in progress in this
2:54:16
neighborhood. Police say a man
2:54:18
had busted a window on
2:54:20
the first floor of a
2:54:22
home and broke into the
2:54:24
house while he was... Breaking
2:54:27
into the house, the little
2:54:29
girl found a cellular phone
2:54:31
called 911 and gave a
2:54:33
detailed description to the dispatcher
2:54:35
about what was happening. While
2:54:38
she was doing that, her
2:54:40
father was on the first
2:54:42
floor trying to fight the
2:54:44
intruder off with pepper spray.
2:54:46
We're told he was eventually
2:54:48
able to drag the intruder
2:54:51
out of the house. We'll
2:54:53
have more on what happened
2:54:55
to him in a moment
2:54:57
first. Let's take a listen
2:54:59
to some of that 911
2:55:01
call. How old are you
2:55:04
at? How old are you
2:55:06
at? How are they? How
2:55:08
are they trying to get
2:55:10
in? How old are you?
2:55:12
Sorry. How old are you?
2:55:15
Sorry. Sorry. Tell me about
2:55:17
what I'm going to say.
2:55:19
Okay, so your house is
2:55:21
a two-story. So your family
2:55:23
is downstairs and you're upstairs?
2:55:25
Great. Yes, I
2:55:28
did. So, yeah, I said, yeah.
2:55:30
She's running around also. Okay, baby,
2:55:32
I'm going to hang up with
2:55:34
you. Your sister is talking to
2:55:37
my partner. We have officers arriving
2:55:39
on scene, okay? Okay. Okay, honey.
2:55:41
Good job, okay? Police
2:55:47
say they arrived within about three
2:55:49
minutes of the first 911 call
2:55:51
and they found the alleged intruder
2:55:53
identified as 34 year old Jorge
2:55:56
Diaz hiding in a neighbor's backyard.
2:55:58
Meanwhile, the Westminster police chief already
2:56:00
seems to be recruiting that nine-year-old
2:56:02
girl saying she is welcome to
2:56:05
join the department when she grows
2:56:07
up if that's what she so
2:56:09
chooses either as a police officer or
2:56:11
a 911 dispatcher. Yeah, I started
2:56:13
eating if she wants to be a
2:56:15
dispatcher. Oh yeah, it all depends. You
2:56:17
know, you go one way or the
2:56:19
other. Terrifying thing to go through. That's
2:56:21
just a thing. It's super scary. I
2:56:23
just, the guy's lucky to be alive. Because
2:56:26
I would have put a three inch
2:56:28
hole right through him. So I mean
2:56:30
it would have. Lucky dad was home
2:56:33
though too. At the same time. He
2:56:35
had pepper spray. And that guy is
2:56:37
alive because that guy just had pepper
2:56:40
spray. Yep. Well, an elderly chihuahua had
2:56:42
a bad day. Fell down a deep
2:56:44
pit. Oh my god, a chihuahua
2:56:46
is not, it is not. Well
2:56:49
and what constitutes a deep pit
2:56:51
for a chihuahua like about, like
2:56:53
a foot and a three feet.
2:56:55
Here's the story. Hey buddy, hey
2:56:57
we'll get you out here.
2:57:00
An elderly chihuahua got itself
2:57:02
into a pickle when it
2:57:04
fell into a deep hole.
2:57:06
Alex Kiniones, an animal control
2:57:09
officer with the Yavapai County
2:57:11
Sheriff's Office, tells inside edition
2:57:13
digital what happened. As I was on
2:57:15
my way to the office, the call popped
2:57:18
up. I wasn't sure what I was getting
2:57:20
into. It turns out what Officer Kiniones
2:57:22
was going to be getting into
2:57:24
was a narrow pit. I realized it
2:57:26
wasn't a little hole, it was... pretty deep.
2:57:29
First thing I wanted to do was just
2:57:31
get the dog out. So we dropped the
2:57:33
ladder down in there. I had to remove
2:57:35
all my gear. So I had to remove
2:57:38
my vest and my booty belt. And then
2:57:40
I handed my body cam over to the
2:57:42
utility worker so he can record everything
2:57:45
I'm doing just in case. Officer
2:57:47
Kimjones went down the whole empty-handed
2:57:49
and came back up with a
2:57:51
13-year-old Chihuahua mix who was scared
2:57:53
and weak. Honestly, I think he was
2:57:56
grateful. Due to the fact that it
2:57:58
didn't growl, it didn't act aggressive towards
2:58:00
me at all. It was just shaking.
2:58:02
He took the poor canine to the
2:58:05
local Humane Society. They were unable to
2:58:07
find an owner so the little dog
2:58:09
soon will be looking for his forever
2:58:12
home. In about a week he's probably
2:58:14
looking for another, you know, a retirement
2:58:16
family that does spend his time with.
2:58:18
It's always a good feeling to save
2:58:21
an animal. Yeah, that dog was like...
2:58:23
It's cool you brought that ladder man.
2:58:25
Oh yeah, thanks to the hell and
2:58:27
that. Must have felt like he was
2:58:30
falling for days. Oh man, yeah. No.
2:58:32
It was much larger a pit than
2:58:34
it was. It would have definitely was.
2:58:36
Meantime a dog that went missing in
2:58:39
Utah two weeks ago showed up a
2:58:41
thousand miles away in North Texas and
2:58:43
people there started to donate money to
2:58:46
get the dog back home. Kennedy in
2:58:48
the colony is coming together to reunite
2:58:50
a dog with his owner. This is
2:58:52
Huey. Have a look here. A couple
2:58:55
weeks ago, his owner reported him missing.
2:58:57
The Utah resident had entrusted someone to
2:58:59
take care of him. Well, he got
2:59:01
loose somehow. Huey, by the way, ended
2:59:04
up more than a thousand miles away
2:59:06
down here in McKinney. The Collin County
2:59:08
Animal Shelter picked him up as a
2:59:11
stray and he was later transferred to
2:59:13
the Colony Animal Services. Tomorrow, here's the
2:59:15
good news here. He is headed back
2:59:17
home. He's going to reunite with his
2:59:20
owner after the community learned about his
2:59:22
story and raised about $2,000 to get
2:59:24
him back home. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah.
2:59:26
A community where he's not even from
2:59:29
raised money to send him back to
2:59:31
his... I just, um... I can't even
2:59:33
imagine, hey, can you watch my dog,
2:59:35
Dave? Yeah, no problem, Chuck. And you're
2:59:38
like, hey, man, I wanted you to
2:59:40
enjoy your vacation, but I got some
2:59:42
bad news for you. Nope. He's gone.
2:59:45
Yeah. He's gone. No, I can't either.
2:59:47
I can't either. I can't. I can't.
2:59:49
It's the the worst. Yeah, none of
2:59:51
us on the show can let other
2:59:54
people watch their dogs because if we
2:59:56
lose them they would ruin the show.
2:59:58
Oh my god. Yeah
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