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Dave and

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Chuck

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the Freak

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online

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at davidchuckthefreak.com

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Hello

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there! National

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High Five Day! Give me some

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of that! Give me some on

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that I found found

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it. found around everybody in national. It's

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also mall back if you like

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a glass of red wine. Oh wow.

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No, no, I don't

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want to cry and

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kickball day Was go. was

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always a fun day. I'll tell you what,

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that was a good day. Uh,

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for like a chubby or athlete. It

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made you feel good. It really did. did.

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It made you feel like you were like top

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dog. Uh -huh. I could really get my leg behind

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it. You know, I was fat when I was

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young, so was like, I had strong legs. Me too.

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So I could kick the ball. Kick the living

1:02

crap out of that ball. So

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a chubby athlete's shine. Yeah. I wasn't

1:06

going to get a home run. I

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could tell you that, but run. Where

1:10

else do chubby athletes shine? Bowling. Bowling,

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huh? Shot put. Shop put

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discus a lot of

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spinning and discus Baseball,

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I was always good

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at baseball. Yeah, I

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was good at I

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was good at baseball

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You know as a catcher it

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helped me I think to block the

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baseball All right, you know the

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girth. I got it.

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I blacked it I mean

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I wish I would have

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but I just never just never did

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it never was pushed into it So

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I was like, oh well, did you

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play sports? I did a little, but I'm

1:48

too clumsy. Yeah, I was worried about

1:50

letting the team down. Oh,

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I worried about that every day. Oh,

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it's such anxiety. I don't want to

1:56

let anyone down. I played soccer, baseball,

1:58

and football. That's good. I

2:00

wasn't good at football or anything. I wasn't really

2:02

good at anything. That teaches you a lot, right? Football,

2:05

I was just like, I just felt like I

2:07

was going to get hurt. Every every

2:09

second I was on the field in football.

2:11

So I was like this isn't I was

2:13

like third string. Yeah, I was bench. I

2:16

Was like, you know what? I'm

2:18

too pretty for this. Did you play

2:21

high school sports? Yeah. Yeah, play

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basketball. I ran I ran cross

2:25

country in the fall and

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then track in the summer So

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like my whole life is just running. It's suck. Yeah

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No way. No, you're done with it. No

2:34

chance. Just basketball. That's it.

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in high school. I played in

2:38

middle school. Oh, yeah. Once I got to

2:40

high school, I stopped. I was like, I don't think athletics

2:43

is for me. Did you

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get that runner's high? No,

2:47

I was just really fast. That's

2:49

it. It was so small. You know I

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mean, Dave? I sat out one season

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and they, like, hunted me. The coaches were

2:56

like, go find him. He needs to run. That

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must have made you feel good. No, was like,

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leave me alone. But they needed

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you. But I'm doing track. I don't want

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to do cross country and run 15 miles

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a day. I'm trying to get high, man.

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Leave me alone. trying to get high. Speaking

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of that, Sunday is a

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big day for both Christians and

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marijuana users. Oh.

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Oh, wow. Because Easter That's

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interesting. Has that ever happened before? I'm

3:24

sure it has. April 20th

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known, of course, as 420 or

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a holiday for marijuana enthusiasts

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falls on a Sunday this year,

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the same day as Easter

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Sunday for those who celebrate the resurrection of Christ.

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There's going to be a bunch of stoners running

3:38

around with those plastic eggs and be like, guess

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what's in here? Go

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ahead, guess, open up. Oh, that's

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great. Marijuana hunt.

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Oh, man, yeah. It's been over a decade.

3:51

More weed. Lease has been over

3:53

10 years since this has happened. Oh, wow.

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So we did, we've done it before. It

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has collided before. 2014,

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but before that was like 1900. Oh,

4:02

that's crazy. Yeah, they

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weren't, they weren't, they weren't smoking much

4:06

weed back then. Were

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they? I don't I was wondering. There

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was like an underground weed scene. It wasn't

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like a knowledge it. Like the 420, the

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date. Oh yeah, I wouldn't have known. You'll

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have to wait a while after this if you like

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the two days joining. 2087 is

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the next. Oh wow,

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2087. If I'm

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around by then, then somebody help

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me. I'll

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be three quarters a

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robot. There's

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no officially agreed upon story as

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to where 420 originated there's a

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lot of popular theories Perhaps the

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most famous involves a bunch of

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teenagers in California group of high

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schoolers from Northern California San Rafael

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High School dub themselves the Waldos

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and In the early 70s they

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would gather at 420 every day

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to smoke cannabis One

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of the original Waldo's who's now

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in his 70s. Yeah Point pointed

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to a achievement certificate. He received

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in school He said they chose

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420 because it was the time

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everyone was done their classes and

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free to meet so They weren't

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dummies. They did all their work

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and then they'd go get high.

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Yeah. Yeah, I heard that I've

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heard that story before I heard

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all kinds of stuff about it.

5:29

I heard that it was like

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a police code. I heard it

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was like Yeah. I

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have no clue why. But I think

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it's that one that Dave just said.

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Yeah, I think I've heard that too,

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but I mean, you know. Stuff's weird.

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It can like, it can start like

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that and then just take off. It

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is weird when you find like, where

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something really originated from. Like,

5:52

like skateboarding or whatever. And there

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was that like, that little crew

5:56

of dudes that just started doing

5:58

it and started making of

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themselves. You know

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you like to look

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at it now. It's just

6:07

about it Yeah, it's

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interesting and Sunday is also

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WrestleMania. So the Holy

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Trinity. Oh my god Wait

6:15

a second, maybe the

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holiest day that's ever happened

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420 Easter Sunday WrestleMania

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This is the one that's

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on Netflix, right? Yeah,

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I'm sure it is. I'm seeing

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ads for when they did their

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own thing Um, everything was

6:33

available on their own platform or

6:35

even when it was on like, uh,

6:37

what was it? Peacock or whatever

6:39

it was. Um, like you didn't

6:41

have to pay for, I

6:43

remember being young, you would have to pay

6:45

to watch WrestleMania type of thing. You know,

6:47

when I was a kid, I would have

6:49

killed for Peacock to watch everything. Oh my

6:51

God. Yeah. Never got to see anything. My

6:54

dad wouldn't pay for that. Same, same. Brice.

6:56

It was like, who know? I'll tell you

6:58

what, Hulk Hogan's going to win. Thanks,

7:01

dad. It is. I mean, I know

7:03

it's great entertainment and people love it. But

7:06

it is all staged and stuff like I

7:08

would find out bro. Like do you watch

7:10

a TV show? You know, like

7:13

right? It's entertainment. That's all it is. It's

7:15

male soap opera. I watched it a lot when I

7:17

was a kid. Oh, yeah, me too. Every

7:20

once in a while it fires up

7:22

my interest will fire up and then I'll

7:24

watch it for a little bit and

7:26

then I like put it back away, you

7:28

know. but uh people love it it's

7:30

entertaining to a lot of people yeah yeah

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people love it they love it my

7:34

childhood memories are still so fond of it

7:36

that i like interviews with the guys

7:38

i used to watch but then i'll try

7:40

and watch the current stuff and i

7:42

just can't get into it yeah it's tough

7:44

just crazy how much those guys beat

7:46

themselves up like it's just like yeah they

7:48

get real injured They

7:50

throw themselves onto

7:52

concrete sometimes. And

7:55

some the hits are obviously real.

7:57

You can't stage some of it. Oh,

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yeah. No, no. Like the direct

8:01

punch, that's the one thing I always

8:03

found like looks the worst is

8:05

the punching. Yeah. You know, well,

8:07

cause they're stomping their foot. They stomped their

8:09

foot and they have to not really hurt

8:11

somebody. So you can't really, you know, every

8:13

once in a while they screw up and

8:15

they do punch someone right in the face.

8:17

Someone did that to Brock Lesnar, and he

8:19

almost killed him. Enjoy Jesus,

8:21

weed, and John Cena. Oh

8:25

my God, yeah. All together

8:27

with whatever Easter food you're enjoying.

8:30

Yeah, those wrestlers, a lot of them do a

8:32

lot of good charity work and stuff like that.

8:34

They do some cool stuff. Oh yeah, Cena especially. How

8:37

you take care of the things that are

8:39

important to you tells the outside world a

8:41

little bit about your style, your personality, and

8:43

even your ego. And that goes for

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your car too. Here are

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some things a lot of

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guys do with their car that

8:52

could be sending the wrong

8:54

message to someone looking at it

8:56

loud exhaust check This is

8:58

a car mistake a big one

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that makes guys look bad

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nothing wrong with being proud of

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your ride but obnoxious and

9:06

Intentionally loud tells everyone that you're

9:08

desperate for attention and that

9:10

you don't care who you annoy

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to get it. I hate

9:14

when I see like the small

9:16

cars like with the loud. Yeah,

9:19

the loud exhaust. Like how they do

9:21

it with the Ford. Yeah, they'll always

9:23

like speed pass you. Yeah. Like

9:26

with the Ford focuses.

9:28

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's unexpected.

9:30

like loud. I

9:33

hated that I reached an age

9:35

where that began to scare me.

9:39

Well, there's some there's

9:41

a couple cars out there right now

9:44

that if they go by and you

9:46

didn't know that they were about to

9:48

It'll scare you. See, it just makes

9:50

me mad when it happens. Oh, yeah.

9:52

I don't get scared. I'm mad. You

9:55

son of a bitch. I do

9:57

the same. And generally, there's some crazy

9:59

drivers my way in, right? Sometimes. Yeah.

10:01

And that's when I hear it. And

10:03

it's like quiet, dark, no one around.

10:05

All of a sudden, a jet passes

10:08

by you, right? It's the stolen Hellcat.

10:10

That's what I always say. Yeah, it

10:12

probably is. The stolen Hellcat At 3

10:14

.45 AM, it's probably the stolen Hellcat.

10:16

I really do. I think it is.

10:18

Your music? Music is life,

10:20

but your music doesn't need to be

10:22

everyone else's life too. Yeah, I hate

10:24

that too. I'll just crank in

10:26

it. Getting gas at Costco the other

10:28

day next to me that was

10:30

just, but I hope he

10:33

doesn't listen. He

10:35

does. He needs to hear this.

10:37

Motorcycle. Okay. Bigger

10:40

dude. I mean, not like

10:42

really heavy, but bigger dude.

10:44

Look like badass. Yeah. Pulling

10:46

up. But he is

10:49

rocking out like what

10:51

I would call like 90s

10:53

lady jams. Oh Very

10:55

nice. On vote. Gwen Stefani

10:57

or... I'll say but

11:00

maybe the 80s? Like... What

11:02

was the song? Crap.

11:04

Why can't I remember? Yeah. Who

11:06

are you talking about? Cheryl Crowe?

11:08

Yeah. Lady

11:11

rocks. Lady

11:14

Rock. I'm a bitch, I'm a

11:16

lover. No, but it was even like

11:18

maybe bit before that. Hey,

11:22

Dubstep, Lisa. Linus Morissette

11:24

and Four Noms Blondes. It

11:26

was like dance music,

11:29

lady dance music. Kylie Minogue.

11:32

The Bengals. Oh, god. That

11:34

would have been 80s. That would have been

11:36

80s. Yeah, I'm thinking so. No doubt.

11:38

Oh, yeah. Kind of like that, you know. Like

11:45

that kind of stuff

11:48

like that like CC music

11:50

factory Yeah, yeah, so

11:52

marky mark and the funky

11:54

bunch type of stuff

11:56

that ain't good. Yeah I

11:58

expected to turn around

12:00

and be like me. I

12:02

don't know a lady

12:04

But it was this dude

12:07

on a motorcycle Rock

12:09

it out is like late

12:11

80s early 90s. I just I

12:13

wonder if he's just super

12:16

into Oh, it was something like

12:18

this with something like this

12:20

like this is the exact vibe

12:22

of Oh, this is 80s,

12:24

this is 80s, like yup. He

12:27

was and it was cranked

12:29

everyone was staring at him

12:47

I don't mind this one. I

12:50

hate some of the other stuff I said This

12:54

one's got me. You like this one? This

12:56

one. I mean, everyone knows this one. It

12:58

was so popular, right? I've never heard this in

13:00

my life. No, that's good. No. I knew

13:02

you wouldn't. I just assumed everyone knew it. That's

13:05

too bad you missed out on it. I

13:07

didn't. sucks. I'm sorry for you. The video's incredible.

13:09

Yeah, they didn't do a lot in this

13:11

video, did they? No, they did. Sort of like,

13:13

it is taped you're singing it. Getting

13:15

a room of make

13:17

it all dark. No one

13:19

will be able to see a thing. Let

13:21

the music play. Put

13:26

this on my playlist for the summer.

13:34

You got a routine and it's

13:36

uh, what's that? Is it

13:39

Lisa Lisa in the cold jam

13:41

like that kind of stuff?

13:43

Yeah, he was listening to okay,

13:45

just yeah unexpected Sir if

13:47

you listen to the show, I'm

13:49

not sure if you do It

13:52

was unexpected. Keep jamming. That's what I

13:54

Yeah, keep jamming. No problem with it. I

13:56

mean, just turn it down a bit

13:58

while you pissed off a lot of old

14:00

people at the Costco gas station. A

14:02

lot of dirty looks coming this will say

14:04

there's a couple different people. There are

14:06

the people that at the gas station pull

14:09

up, they turn their car off, everything

14:11

is off. Then there are

14:13

people who pull up to the

14:16

gas station, they turn their car

14:18

off, but then they do that. Let's

14:20

just keep the music jamming and then

14:22

they have the door wide open and

14:24

it's like you they are blasting tunes

14:26

and It's like okay like all right.

14:29

I don't know that never really bothers

14:31

me honestly I like when people are

14:33

just jamming out. I'm just like whatever

14:35

I'm about to if I've been a

14:37

gas station or something I hate it.

14:39

I hate it. I want to spray

14:41

gas I want to hear your music,

14:43

but when you're the one you were

14:45

the ones You know with the music

14:47

loud, right? You didn't care who, what

14:49

people thought. You thought, like, you need

14:51

to hear this. Exactly. This is amazing.

14:53

Yeah, that's true. I'm

14:55

like, you guys don't know gas

14:58

station folk. I have cranked up my

15:00

music without thinking about others. Yeah,

15:02

no. Yeah. I mean, we all, we

15:04

all have, but at the same time, like,

15:06

I think generally, um, say

15:08

I'm like pulling up to, there's

15:10

like a crowd of people. I

15:13

instinctually just, I'm like, all right, we'll

15:15

turn it down. I don't

15:17

want to embarrass my kids, number one, you

15:19

know, right, because of what I'm

15:21

listening to. Yeah. So

15:24

just they say your music doesn't need

15:26

to be everyone else's. That is how

15:28

one of the car mistakes, guys, that

15:30

can make you look bad, aggressive driving.

15:33

Everyone is someplace to be, but driving

15:35

like an A -hole makes you look like

15:37

an A -hole. Don't you feel like

15:39

most people drive aggressively? Yeah, feel like

15:41

it's a majority of people. Do you

15:44

think that it's just where? Like

15:46

the roads that we have

15:48

to deal with you that it

15:50

just trains you and then

15:52

But one person does it and

15:54

then another person does it

15:56

and then everyone is like I

15:58

have to be aggressive Yeah,

16:00

there's a point where my drive

16:02

home leads me to just

16:04

a two lane And expressway ends

16:06

and it just becomes like

16:08

a regular street, right? And yeah,

16:10

there's big stretches where there's

16:12

it's just road Every day is

16:14

like a drag race every

16:16

day because it eventually goes down

16:18

to one lane So everyone's

16:20

to get jockeying to get in

16:22

front of everyone else to

16:24

try and get like every day

16:26

So that lately I've just

16:28

let them go. No, I've just

16:30

gone another way. Oh My

16:32

whole because I was getting caught

16:35

up in it too. I

16:37

was like screw you jackass So

16:39

I just take the much

16:41

calmer Other way. Yeah, I had

16:43

a guy cut me off

16:45

yesterday. I handle it like a

16:47

pro I'm sure you did

16:49

just just let it slide like

16:51

nothing happened, right? Yeah They

16:53

say car filth can make you

16:55

look bad. Oh, I'm not

16:57

worried about that Inside or outside

16:59

or inside like just fast

17:01

food bags snacks wrappers water bottles

17:03

they say My car filth

17:05

is like you know It

17:07

goes in waves Where I'm like

17:10

can't be bothered and then I'm like

17:12

oh god and then I Clean

17:14

it I need a detail because I

17:16

have dog hair and I feel

17:18

like I need that too like It's

17:20

hard. I'm just I've been in

17:22

a construction zone for months. Oh, yeah.

17:24

Yeah, I'm yeah My car is

17:26

it the worst it's ever been because

17:29

I'm not don't have why should

17:31

I go to a car wash? I'm

17:33

gonna drive down my muddy driveway

17:35

again. Yeah, forget when this is done.

17:37

Yeah, I trying some construction zones.

17:39

There's like there's always a nail here

17:41

and there happen to be to

17:43

a stink What

17:46

about stink? Well, they say like a crappy

17:48

air freshener. You think smells good. Oh, I

17:50

think sometimes those air fresheners can be too

17:52

strong. Oh, yeah, I don't like them. I

17:54

like nauseous went through a moment with them

17:56

and I'm like, well, that's my grandma always

17:58

had one that was like super potent Yeah,

18:00

yeah, I was in an uber and I

18:02

don't know what the smell was it was

18:04

some air freshener and I had to it

18:06

was winter But I said to the guy

18:08

I'm sorry man. I have to put the

18:10

window down I just I couldn't take it.

18:12

Yeah overpower. I always feel like in a

18:15

situation like that it's it's you're killing the

18:17

smell that's in the car. There's something in

18:19

the car. Like, you know

18:21

how many air fresheners I would have

18:23

needed for the Cavalac to make it

18:25

not smell pumpkins? Yeah, I

18:27

know. I know. I always

18:29

have treated my vehicle like an

18:31

apocalyptic vehicle. I just gotta

18:33

get to where I'm going as

18:35

long as it starts up

18:37

and goes. Yeah, generally for me,

18:40

it's like it would only

18:42

be the pressure that for... weird

18:44

reason a female might have

18:46

to go into my car

18:48

That's generally the Motivation motivation

18:51

for me to be like,

18:53

okay, I gotta I gotta

18:55

watch that so there's no

18:57

female on the horizon. We're

18:59

talking It gets pretty messy.

19:01

It gets pretty messy like

19:03

let's take your very nice

19:05

under the weather Here's something

19:07

I live by if the

19:10

inside of her car is

19:12

dirty So are her panties.

19:15

Wow. I'm

19:17

sure that doesn't add up. It

19:19

doesn't. It doesn't translate. That's not accurate.

19:21

My panties are soiled then. I

19:23

don't want to know about your soil

19:25

panties. Just a dirty car. I mean it's

19:27

kids and you know. I have a

19:29

funk for sure because I keep my basketball

19:31

shoes in there. But if I don't

19:33

I'll forget them. So I leave them in

19:35

the trunk. It's

19:37

so bad. It's bad. You need

19:39

to get like one of

19:42

those gallon freezer bags or something.

19:44

That's a good idea I'll

19:46

forget and then yeah next week

19:48

be like ah still smell

19:50

I never even thought about that

19:52

like the sports equipment that

19:54

I've had in my Jeep You

19:57

know because Rowan's baseball cleats.

19:59

Oh, they stink Stella's volleyball elbow

20:01

pads and knee pads. It's

20:03

like My old

20:05

hockey equipment and that's what it

20:07

smells like. It's not a great smell.

20:09

It's not a great smell So

20:11

you just get nose -blind to it

20:14

probably yeah, I guess but if you

20:16

open the door you would get

20:18

I'd be embarrassed yeah for anybody to

20:20

go in my car the smash

20:22

smells I'm like I'm sure of it

20:29

People like I've needed to give

20:31

them a ride in like

20:33

an emergency and they've gotten in

20:35

my car I've been like

20:38

four people in my car over

20:40

the last 20 years Bumper

20:42

stickers is a mistake. They can

20:44

make you look bad with

20:46

your car with very few exceptions.

20:48

They're just stupid this says

20:51

especially the political ones you never

20:53

removed from like 10 or

20:55

20 years Never been a bumper

20:57

sticker person. No, I haven't

20:59

either. it ruins your car. It

21:01

makes it look bad. Yeah. Parking

21:04

like a jackass. This

21:06

is totally a dead giveaway

21:08

to me. The lines

21:11

are there for a reason and you are not

21:13

as special as you think you are. If

21:15

your car is that precious to you,

21:17

you should have no problem parking it on

21:19

the far side of the lot where

21:21

no one is. Most of the time, it's

21:23

not a precious car at all. I

21:25

know. It's just a badly parked car. Yeah,

21:27

but it's intentionally badly parked. Yeah. See,

21:30

I run into just, I

21:32

don't know, it's not intentional. I just,

21:34

what it seemingly is, is I don't care.

21:36

I don't care what this is. And

21:38

it's like, you'll be at it. I've had

21:40

a lot of things where there's a

21:42

small parking lot and a lot of people

21:45

trying to watch. And You

21:47

pull up and you're like, oh, there's

21:49

a spot and you get up there and

21:51

you realize. Oh, no, this jackass has

21:53

his whole front end sticking through. What do

21:55

I, you know what I do? I'll

21:57

park right beside you. I don't care

22:00

if you don't get in. I'll

22:02

squeeze that Jeep. I don't care about

22:04

it. I always try to park far away

22:06

from wherever I'm going. Like, uh, I

22:08

like the walk, the walk into the place.

22:10

I hate a walk. When

22:14

I have to walk now, I have

22:16

to walk. I got to carry all the

22:18

dad stuff. Oh, yeah, you got a

22:20

lot to carry. That's the worst. I remember

22:22

the days of no dad stuff. I

22:24

got chairs and coolers. Drinks.

22:28

By the way, back to the dirtiness

22:30

of the car. This guy said, I'm

22:32

a mechanic and a car came in.

22:34

Both cup holders were full of fingernail

22:36

clipping. Well, you know, like you

22:38

try not to do that one, but just

22:40

have a little dog hair. Yeah. Yeah.

22:42

I even imagine what

22:44

like Lisa's version of like this car

22:46

is disgusting. I'm like, hold on. Let

22:48

me just one rapper for me. There

22:51

you go. It's clean. But

22:53

I who I don't want to

22:55

clean it out. What a pain. Yeah.

22:57

Oh, no. I took mine to

22:59

one of those like like one of

23:01

the car washer places with all

23:03

of the stuff, you know, It's got

23:06

the big boom things and the

23:08

vacuums and all that. I went to

23:10

work and it did look great

23:12

afterwards. But I'm like, it's, I don't

23:14

enjoy it. I really don't like

23:16

it. I got my car detailed one

23:18

time. It was awesome. It's awesome. Just had

23:20

it with the Wrangler that we have just did

23:22

that and it was like a brand new

23:25

vehicle. There's no detailing me out

23:27

of what's going on in there. You

23:29

know what's crazy is you just

23:32

go the other way just make

23:34

it just get it as wild

23:36

as possible Yeah, and then you

23:38

get one of these YouTube guys

23:40

who detail stuff on YouTube for

23:42

free to do it for free

23:45

Cuz they want the biggest challenge

23:47

they can find that's what makes

23:49

the YouTube video. Yeah. Well, that's

23:51

they should see what's going on

23:53

Another car mistake that can make

23:55

guys look bad parking in a

23:58

handicap spot Yes. If you're not

24:00

handicapped, honestly. I always

24:02

think, oh god, karma.

24:05

You ever get confused by one where it's

24:07

got like a blue line? And then there's

24:09

no, like it's not clearly marked as a

24:11

handicap spot. Well, I'll park right there. Really?

24:13

See, I'm always like, I don't wanna There's

24:15

one blue line. - It's one blue line. It's

24:17

not a - - One blue line is generally

24:19

for that one, right? It's the ending of

24:21

this one. Yes. You'd think, but it throws

24:24

me off and I'm just like, I'll park

24:26

far away. Yeah. You just don't

24:28

take the chance. You know what drives me

24:30

insane is when people make their own spots. Like

24:34

in a spot where you're supposed to like

24:37

be able to do like a turn like

24:39

to turn around and they're just like, you

24:41

know what? I'll just park here. I'm like,

24:43

all right, you wanna Park a lot. I

24:45

do. I get really upset in the car.

24:48

Everything's making you mad. You're in the

24:50

car though, a lot more than

24:52

anyone in that works here. You're in

24:54

the car the most and lease.

24:56

I'm in the car doing stuff. I'd

24:58

rather not be doing and that

25:00

is a deadly combination. When

25:02

it's like I'd rather be asleep

25:05

right now, but I

25:07

am driving to Romeo

25:09

High School. Why? Why

25:12

am I doing this? At

25:14

four o 'clock. Truck

25:16

nights. And rush hour. Truck nights is

25:18

a car mistake. Those are gone right

25:20

now. I haven't seen them a time.

25:22

Probably do you drive up north, you'll

25:25

see. Oh, maybe. Do

25:27

you imagine somebody just found out about

25:29

those and thinks it's hilarious and can't

25:31

stop laughing at it? Like

25:34

it's like from two decades

25:36

ago, right? It was a maybe

25:38

funny for a minute. Yeah. Yeah,

25:41

but now it's not I

25:43

think so many ladies if they

25:45

saw a guy with truck that's

25:47

gonna be one of the first

25:49

thing a girlfriend does is cut

25:51

those off your You're

25:56

right I mean I would assume

25:58

unless that's the guy there after huh

26:00

is what that kind of man

26:03

Mirror decorations another big no -no for

26:05

your car. They I mean hanging like

26:07

underwear. I don't think there's anything

26:09

wrong with that Mmm panties you got

26:11

some panties hanging from your thought

26:13

about it. I thought it would be

26:15

really funny, but I've always thought

26:18

the dice was a really funny thing.

26:20

The fuzzy dice. You thought it

26:22

was funny? Yeah, like I think

26:24

the more obnoxious the thing that you

26:26

can put there is that's the funnier.

26:28

It's the funnier, you know. So,

26:31

like if I went out

26:33

and bought an Iroxie, 100

26:35

% there'd be panties on the... Can you

26:37

find an Iroxie? You can't find them.

26:39

I keep trying to get me. No, they're

26:41

just trying to get me to buy

26:44

one are you doing? Are you turning into

26:46

like my Instagram? My

26:48

Instagram is trying to get

26:50

me to buy an Iroxy

26:52

right now No, I didn't

26:54

look it up. I've I

26:56

have liked other cars like

26:58

the old Firebird, you know

27:00

that yeah, I've spent too much

27:02

time looking at that Oh!

27:09

Oh! Oh! Oh! I went to

27:11

an almost all Italian high school. Everybody

27:14

had an Iroxie. They

27:18

all loved him. Oh! Oh!

27:20

Oh! His dice didn't... And

27:22

Lee, did you hear Italy won? Oh, World

27:24

Cup! The speakers show out his dice

27:26

roll cup. The

27:28

World Cup celebrations at my high

27:30

school. Oh! Iroxies

27:33

for miles. By

27:36

the time... Yeah,

27:38

man. No, I'm I've spent too

27:40

much too much time like looking

27:42

at old 80s cars And so

27:44

they're trying to they're like they're

27:47

like here's a brand here. This

27:49

is basically brand new. Yeah, you

27:51

get from pretty cheap. I know

27:53

They're Even trying to get me

27:55

to buy a fiero fiero. Oh,

27:57

yeah, they say there's like the

27:59

female version of truck nuts called

28:01

the beaver receiver Oh

28:05

my god, get out here. You

28:07

cannot have that on you. Who

28:10

has that? Beaver, I

28:12

mean, I've got something that's very

28:14

similar to that. And it's

28:16

in a flashlight for it. That

28:21

is as wild. What

28:23

a wild. You're a

28:25

special lady. Are you a lesbian? You're

28:27

a beaver receiver? I

28:30

don't know. I don't know. I don't

28:32

know. It's hard to... She's going for your

28:34

Subaru. I'll

28:36

put it on. Sounds

28:38

great. Then I'll hang

28:40

a pair of boobs from the windshield. Oh

28:42

man, it'd be wild to do that to

28:44

one of your buddies or something. And

28:47

they wouldn't know. Yeah, they wouldn't know. If

28:49

I got a beaver receiver out there at

28:52

some point, I'm gonna be mad. Don't

28:54

be putting beaver receivers on my car.

28:57

Don't do it. No, right? You gotta stick

28:59

it to the windows or something. Yeah,

29:01

I'll do it. And also

29:03

I think other mirror decorations too like

29:06

the You know the the peeing

29:08

Calvin and Hobbes or the family picture,

29:10

you know, like all that stuff.

29:12

Come on. Yeah, it's just Yeah, it

29:14

makes me bummed out when I

29:16

see those. Yep. Yeah It

29:19

is People just trying

29:21

to you know, this is

29:23

me fellow I rock

29:25

Hey, they want you to

29:28

join the club. Oh,

29:30

man. See At least

29:32

I'm telling you, you don't even

29:34

know. There's some... You can do

29:36

it for pretty cheap. There's like

29:38

a place that'll... They basically take

29:40

all those old cars and like

29:42

on the inside, it's all brand

29:44

new. Really? And it is tempting.

29:47

I just would love to see you

29:49

slide by here in the morning,

29:51

music blaring in your eye rock. I

29:53

think if I was gonna I

29:55

want you to do it. Cause it

29:57

started with like me looking at

29:59

DeLorean's and then DeLorean switched to like

30:01

Firebirds and then Transams and then

30:03

now it's Iroxies, Fieros like they're realizing.

30:06

Yeah. Get him. This is what he likes. Get him.

30:09

You can get him. Grand

30:11

Nationals, all sorts of. Get

30:14

those fuzzy dice. That's

30:16

one of them. Really?

30:19

I think you have fuzzy dice strings.

30:21

You can make it happen. I

30:23

know. I don't have the car

30:25

for it. You can only do it

30:27

if you have the right car. Yeah.

30:32

iRugsy would be perfect for a pair of panties

30:34

and some fuzzy dice. Live those

30:36

dreams, Chuck. Live those dreams. I'd have

30:38

to go buy some panties. You don't

30:40

have access to any, so you'd have

30:42

to purchase new panties. That's

30:45

the saddest thing. Yeah, panties don't

30:47

hang from my review. They're

30:50

clean. Don't worry.

30:52

Chuck, they still got the tag on them. Yeah, well, I'm

30:54

going to return them after I get rid of this car. Coming

30:57

up. Why did the cops have to

31:00

get involved in our douchebag of the

31:02

day's gender reveal? What scary

31:04

thing happened to a guy in his

31:06

new Ford F -150? And are

31:08

budget cuts leading to bathroom

31:10

problems at national parks? Let's get

31:12

to that. Checking in with the

31:14

morning report. I'm

31:17

Dave Hunter, time now for a check of the

31:19

news. You're

31:26

a douche. I'm not a douche. You're a

31:28

stupid douche. You are so a douche. I'm nominating

31:31

you for the biggest douche in the universe

31:33

award, you douche. Dave and Chuck the Freak salute.

31:36

The douchebag of the day. So,

31:38

it's about time we wrap up

31:40

this gender reveal stuff, right? I

31:42

mean, it's stupid. No one cares

31:44

about it, but you, and

31:46

it just leads to trouble. In

31:49

the latest incident, this is in

31:51

Canton, Ohio, a gender

31:53

reveal went wrong. When

31:55

the cops had to get

31:57

involved here's the story

31:59

on this one from 19

32:02

news Gender reveal gone

32:04

bad Because just as Andrew

32:06

Soliday started spinning his

32:08

tires leaving a cloud of

32:10

smoke behind Kent police

32:13

were on the scene and

32:15

they didn't see pink

32:17

or blue. They saw red

32:23

That's when the

32:26

gender reveal turned

32:28

into a burnout

32:30

bust Police order

32:32

the driver They

32:34

don't care do

32:37

not care at

32:39

all also like

32:41

why was he

32:43

on the grass? Did

32:46

he go and run? He

32:49

ran fled gender reveal turned

32:51

into a burnout bust I

33:06

mean I understand why they stopped they saw the

33:08

smoke but once they pulled up and my hands

33:10

are out the window and the grandmother and mother

33:12

and everyone and me is telling them it's a

33:14

gender reveal to run up on me with guns

33:16

out and treat me like that it was just

33:18

crazy to me as

33:21

the grandmother of a couple happening

33:24

to reveal on Lawrence Road, Northeastern

33:26

Canton. Try to explain to officers

33:28

what they were doing. Police

33:30

did say they were sorry and not

33:32

trying to ruin the moment. We're used

33:34

to dealing with people that are doing

33:36

burnouts and running from us. That's why

33:38

we don't know what's going on. That's

33:40

why we're getting out with guns blazing.

33:42

But the expectant couple, who by the

33:45

way will welcome a little boy in

33:47

August, feels Soliday deserves a personal apology

33:49

from police. When I told Soliday what

33:51

he did, was against the law, he

33:53

didn't dispute that, but feels pulling guns

33:55

out was uncalled for. But

34:04

no matter how innocent the cause

34:06

or well -meaning the act, Canton

34:08

Police say the bottom line

34:10

is that anything perceived as street

34:13

racing, drag racing, or burnouts

34:15

is a crime and against the

34:17

law. In this case, they

34:19

let the driver go with just a

34:21

warning. Reporting in Canton,

34:23

Michelle Nix. Did

34:26

they say they hired that guy to do

34:28

it, the burnout guy? I don't know about

34:30

hired, but they definitely be like a friend.

34:32

Yeah, they were like, hey, can you do

34:34

this? Yo, bring over the... Yeah, we'll do

34:36

it this way. SRT! A

34:38

weird day for everybody. That grandmother. It's

34:41

just a gender reveal! Oh my God.

34:45

I hope I never had utter those words. It's

34:47

just a gender reveal! You

34:49

can barely see the blue. It

34:51

was like the tiniest. There was so much

34:53

smoke. fact, it looked pink at first. Oh,

34:55

okay. I thought it was blue. No, it's

34:57

definitely blue, Joe. Oh, because of the lights.

34:59

Because of the lights, it looked like right

35:01

there. I thought, oh, it's pink. Yeah. And

35:03

then the blue really out. There

35:06

it went. That's all. Yeah. But it

35:08

looks pink with the tail lights. He

35:10

finally hit the powder. There was a

35:12

lot of crap coming out of that. Oh,

35:14

yeah. Not great for the

35:17

environment, but glad that trashy couple's having

35:19

a baby. I guess

35:21

you just get to go outside your

35:23

house for the next, you know, 50

35:25

years and be like, you see that

35:27

burnout tread? That was a gender reveal.

35:29

That's when we found out we were

35:31

having you, kid. So the next time

35:33

I get pulled over for speeding, I'm

35:35

just going to shout. Gender reveal! Gender

35:37

reveal! Yeah, not bad. Yeah, that

35:39

probably won't get you out of that ticket though.

35:41

Sorry about that. Well, another

35:43

jet suffered some damage. This

35:46

one after a apparent terrifying

35:48

hard landing in Puerto

35:50

Rico. Oh no. This Frontier

35:52

Airlines plane had some troubles.

35:54

Here's that story now from

35:56

ABC News. Tonight, the

35:58

terrifying moments before this Frontier Airlines

36:00

jet finally touched down in San

36:02

Juan, Puerto Rico. Edwin

36:05

Soto telling us inside the

36:07

dark cabin they were praying, calling

36:09

their families to say goodbye. It

36:12

was landing too fast. Out

36:14

of the sudden, it just slams in the

36:16

floor. Everybody starts screaming. The

36:18

pilot attempting to land, striking the runway

36:20

so hard, it damaged the plane,

36:22

sending pieces of the landing gear flying.

36:24

They're checking for debris on the

36:26

runway as we speak. Going

36:28

around again, the pilot trying to

36:30

land on another runway. Passenger's

36:34

gasping, some applauding when they arrived

36:36

on the ground. And

36:53

Lindsay that plane is still on the

36:55

ground in San Juan closing the entire

36:57

airport for a time last night all

36:59

230 people on board are okay So

37:01

they don't tell you like okay, so

37:03

why did he have to bring it

37:06

in so hot was a super windy?

37:09

Yeah, I'm wondering if it was super

37:11

windy because I do think you

37:13

have to go faster When you land

37:15

when it's windy like that Yeah,

37:17

yeah, it doesn't say everybody's got their

37:19

cameras now. So they just they

37:21

have video of it all Yeah, we're

37:24

seeing everything. That's for sure everything

37:26

that fly that we talked about yesterday

37:28

that had to make an emergency

37:30

landing in Denver due to an engine

37:32

fire by an unknown Strike. Yeah,

37:34

turns out it wasn't a bird What

37:36

in the hell was it? A

37:38

rabbit. Well, how'd

37:41

a rabbit do that? Rabbits are

37:43

flying now? Flying rabbit. No,

37:45

right before takeoff, the second before

37:47

takeoff, a rabbit got sucked

37:49

into the engine. Oh, Jesus.

37:51

So they still took off even with

37:53

like a It literally is like they

37:55

were airborne, like they couldn't do anything.

37:57

Oh, I see. Wow, what

37:59

a fluke. And that caused the engine fire.

38:03

It was a Kill every rabbit. Let's start

38:05

killing all the rabbits. Yeah, get them all.

38:07

out of the way. We can't have them

38:09

being sucked into our planes as they're taking

38:11

off. That's a bad way to go for

38:13

a ride. Well, hopefully fast.

38:15

I think it's quick. Yeah. It's over. Speaking

38:18

of flying though, a lot of

38:20

us may not be doing it this summer.

38:23

The airlines are realizing that and United Airlines,

38:25

one of the first to say, all right,

38:27

we're going to cut back a lot of

38:29

flights because the demand just isn't there. And

38:31

that story from NBC News. As

38:33

Americans ramp up for the summer

38:35

travel season, United Airlines is instead

38:37

scaling back some of its domestic

38:40

flights by 4 % due to

38:42

a drop in demand. Calling

38:44

the economy impossible to predict,

38:46

United's CEO Scott Kirby says

38:48

the airline will continue to

38:50

execute a multi -year plan that

38:52

has allowed United to thrive

38:54

in any demand environment. Americans

38:56

are feeling that not my

38:59

cat wins already. But what we're

39:01

hearing from consumers is even

39:03

those who are cutting back are

39:05

still prioritizing expenditure on travel. The

39:08

announcement comes just a week after

39:10

Delta CEO said airline travel has

39:12

stalled for a two in both

39:14

leisure and corporate. I think

39:16

everyone's being prepared for uncertainty. With

39:18

business trips on the decline and

39:20

foreign visitors canceling trips to the

39:22

U .S., after President Trump slapped

39:24

other countries, including Canada, with tariffs.

39:26

You shouldn't be shocked that we

39:29

don't want to spend money down

39:31

there. Economists warn it could cost

39:33

the U .S. tourism industry billions, but

39:35

there could be a silver lining

39:37

for Americans planning a summer vacation.

39:39

We are seeing lower prices for

39:41

summer travel as of right now.

39:44

Hopper's lead economist says domestic

39:46

and international travelers could

39:48

see deep discounts. Roundtrip airfare

39:50

to Europe in June,

39:52

July and August is averaging

39:54

just about $817 per

39:56

ticket, down about 13 %

39:58

compared to this time last

40:00

year. Domestically, flights from

40:02

Denver to Miami between July

40:05

and August are going for

40:07

277 roundtrip, Atlanta to DC

40:09

as well as 217 roundtrip,

40:11

and Chicago to Vegas about

40:13

$300. While big

40:15

legacy airlines are playing at safe this

40:17

summer, budget carriers like Frontier are

40:19

hoping to cash in. There's going to

40:21

be a massive reversal of fortune. Over

40:24

the last several years, the legacy carriers have

40:26

done very, very well at the expense of us,

40:28

but there's not too much domestic supply. All

40:31

right, so our focus is already

40:33

on summer in town Yeah No,

40:35

I mean it's just you know

40:38

if you're older and you have

40:40

like even a budget or Fixed

40:42

income you don't know what's going

40:44

on right now. No things gotta

40:46

kind of settle down before you're

40:48

like. Hey, let's uh money.

40:51

Let's go. Let's go to Daytona Beach.

40:53

Yeah Yeah, you gotta wait and see

40:55

how things play out for sure scary

40:58

moments for this guy in Texas His

41:00

new Ford F -150 randomly

41:02

triggered its brakes in the

41:04

middle of a freeway. What?

41:06

And I guess it's happened

41:08

a couple of times. KPRC

41:11

TV has his story. Brian

41:16

Katchy couldn't have been happier to buy

41:18

his brand new Ford F -150 Larry

41:20

at last December. That

41:22

is it till he started driving it.

41:24

When did you first realize that your

41:26

brand new truck has a problem? A

41:28

few days of purchasing it, suddenly this

41:31

whole thing turns red. The whole

41:33

display right here flashes red

41:35

and it hits the brakes. And

41:37

it's not soft. It's enough to pull you out of

41:39

your seat. When using the adaptive

41:41

cruise control, the truck seemingly has a

41:43

mind of its own. Ryan taking us

41:46

along for a ride on 290 through

41:48

Jersey Village. And I'm actually

41:50

going to turn this on now since no

41:52

one's behind us. In a matter of just

41:54

30 seconds, the truck starts acting up. Yeah,

41:56

he goes by and he says he's still

41:58

talking with his contact and getting information. So

42:01

we just did it. Yeah, but it didn't

42:03

freak out totally. But wait, it

42:05

did something similar a few seconds

42:07

later before this. There

42:10

you go. And

42:13

we're in the middle of the freeway here and he

42:15

just wants to come to a stop on us. Yeah.

42:17

In a matter of just a few

42:19

miles, his truck slamming on the brakes

42:21

seven times before we simply had enough. You

42:28

get the point. There's no rhyme

42:30

or reason for when or why

42:32

the truck slams on the brakes.

42:34

But one thing's clear, it wouldn't

42:36

take much for this truck to

42:39

cause an accident. So people behind

42:41

you probably think that you're the

42:43

worst driver. Yeah. Ryan

42:46

brought his Ford F -150 back here

42:48

to Joe Myers Ford. It's where he

42:50

bought it. It sat here for nearly

42:52

three months. The techs were placing parts,

42:54

working on it, but never able to

42:56

actually figure out what's wrong with it.

42:58

The dealership talking to Ford, and the

43:01

service director telling me today that the

43:03

only option they have is for Ford

43:05

to buy the truck back from Ryan.

43:07

But here's the thing, that process, it's

43:09

already taking weeks. You're kind of stuck

43:11

monkey in the middle, if you will. Yeah.

43:15

They just need to make it right

43:17

by me. That's that's all I really

43:19

ever wanted Ford says, but they didn't

43:21

have an answer for us today. In

43:23

Houston, Gage Golding, KPRC 2 News. It's

43:26

almost like that. You know, you guys,

43:28

I think you might have it in

43:30

your vehicles where if you get too

43:32

close to another vehicle, it'll automatically slow

43:34

down. It's doing that. with nothing around

43:36

it. So there's something wrong with the

43:39

sensors, right? Yeah, but they've obviously changed

43:41

all of the sensors, right? You would

43:43

change all those sensors. That'd be the

43:45

first thing you did. And

43:47

then, well, that's not true. They

43:50

have a book, because I know this

43:52

from when my transmission went and my

43:54

Jeep, and they told me,

43:56

they were like, we

43:58

have a book, and

44:00

we have to do all of these things first.

44:04

until we just replace your

44:06

transmission. So if all those

44:08

other things that we do and all

44:10

of them failed, it would still just

44:12

keep doing the same thing. Then they

44:14

were finally like, all right, we'll replace

44:16

your transmission. Like they don't want to

44:19

have to do it. They want it

44:21

to be one of the little things.

44:23

And when it's not, then they do

44:25

the big thing. But that took what?

44:27

It was like three months. I think

44:29

I had, I drove three different rental

44:31

cars. To the point where

44:33

they were like we need to take

44:35

that back because you're gonna 20

44:37

miles. Yeah, you're you're running too many

44:39

miles on it. I'm like, well,

44:41

I mean it's been months, you know

44:43

So what a pain that's what

44:46

can happen to you, but yeah trying

44:48

to get a car company to

44:50

buy back your car Is a crazy

44:52

process. Yeah, they do not want

44:54

to do that Well cuts to budgets

44:56

are hitting the nation's national parks

44:58

hard as well and park visitors Well,

45:00

they're paying an uncomfortable pooping

45:03

price. Ooh. Bathroom

45:06

problems. A lot of them

45:08

are just being shut down because there's no one

45:10

there to maintain them. Oh,

45:12

like, like, bathroom parks? National park

45:14

bathrooms. Yeah. At Arches National

45:16

Park in Utah, they've had to close all

45:18

the toilets. At King's Canyon in California, the

45:21

toilets are closed on

45:23

Tuesdays. They

45:25

decided there's no staff on Tuesdays. They

45:27

can't. Supervised it.

45:29

I just thought they were like by

45:31

the time the weekend's over And like

45:34

Monday, they just have to it's gonna

45:36

take us a full day and Green

45:38

Bell Park in Maryland They've had to

45:40

close most of the bathrooms there too

45:42

2 ,500 national park jobs have been

45:44

lost and cuts have had to be

45:46

made in the process So they say

45:48

if a national park visit is in

45:50

your summer travel plans Maybe invest in

45:53

some adult diapers. Oh God the

45:55

trip Dipers? You're

45:57

in the park, you gotta just poop somewhere,

45:59

right? If you don't want to

46:01

poop outside. I'd rather poop

46:03

next to a tree than walk around in

46:05

diapers, hike in the mountains. Yeah, that's

46:07

good. 100 %? Absolutely. If you go for

46:09

diapers, you got a problem. Yeah, I agree.

46:11

If you're smuggling turds, just

46:14

carrying them around for later, you

46:16

know? That is not the right

46:18

thing to do. Nope. I

46:20

couldn't imagine how bad an unchecked park

46:22

bathroom could get. There's

46:24

a lot of old people at a

46:26

national park. They're bad with full staff.

46:29

Yes, I agree. What are they gonna

46:31

be like with big staff cuts? Do

46:33

you think they'll have to change the

46:35

bathrooms and maybe go a little more

46:37

old school where it's just that like

46:39

15 -foot pit that you just sit

46:41

top? A lot of them are that.

46:43

A lot of them are that. Like

46:46

it's just a toilet on top

46:48

of a pit, right? But then

46:50

so people are hovering and pooping

46:52

all over it type of thing

46:54

probably Yeah, there's a lot of

46:56

splatter in those candy that imagine

46:58

yeah, we're we're we're you upside

47:00

down I don't understand were you

47:02

upside down you have to be

47:04

yeah that kind of coverage We've

47:06

been talking about a lot of

47:08

alligator attacks over the past little

47:10

while it's mating season it always

47:12

ramps up, but they say that

47:14

honestly the majority of of alligator

47:17

attacks, they're caused by us. Us

47:19

being jackasses or not paying attention to

47:21

our surroundings. Here's that story from Fox

47:23

13 in Tampa Bay. It's

47:26

no surprise, Florida ranks number one in

47:28

the country for gator attacks. Researchers from

47:30

the University of Florida say humans are

47:32

largely to blame. They're not viciously aggressive.

47:35

They don't want to attack you.

47:37

They don't want to eat you. They're

47:39

not voracious eating machines. None

47:42

of those things are true

47:44

about alligators. you know, by and

47:46

large, what they most

47:48

like to do and spend most of

47:50

their time doing is sitting in

47:52

the sun getting warm. Frank Mazzotti, a

47:54

professor of wildlife ecology at UF,

47:57

is one of the authors of a

47:59

study which analyzed nearly three centuries

48:01

of records from 1734 to 2021 on

48:03

human alligator interactions. Researchers found

48:05

that in 96 % of recorded

48:07

incidents, some form of human

48:09

inattention or risk -taking proceeded the

48:11

bite, meaning the attacks usually aren't

48:13

random. For example, swimming in

48:16

bodies of water known for gators

48:18

or walking dogs along ponds.

48:20

Two behaviors that rank the highest

48:22

on the list of risky

48:24

behaviors. Bringing a dog next to

48:26

the water is like yelling

48:28

that you've got barbecue ribs. It

48:30

is a very attractive food

48:32

source. I've known alligator

48:34

trappers. that one of the

48:36

ways they attract an alligator

48:39

that they're after is by

48:41

barking like a dog. As

48:43

Mazzotti explains, the study's results

48:45

emphasize that alligators aren't really

48:48

seeking conflict, but will respond

48:50

when people provide what scientists

48:52

call an attractive stimulus. For

48:54

example, splashing, swimming, or entering

48:56

gator habitats. It's very, very

48:59

rare that somebody is completely innocent

49:01

and, you know, you're

49:04

on a path and an

49:06

alligator comes out and chases you.

49:08

Usually it's people put themselves

49:10

in an area where alligators occur.

49:13

And Mazzotti is hoping the study's

49:15

results can encourage more education about

49:17

the risks of gators, especially for

49:19

people newly moving to Florida. Sure,

49:22

a lot of them. Oh my

49:24

god, yeah, and I just didn't people

49:26

just love walking along the side

49:29

of a of a pond. Especially it

49:31

seems old broads. Old people. Old

49:33

broads love to walk. Old broads

49:35

do. They do. Of a pond. And

49:37

they just got grabbed. Yeah.

49:41

Listen, a lot of old broads are

49:43

in a hand -to -hand combat with alligators

49:45

these days to save their dog. Not

49:47

ready for that. You know, a lot

49:49

of them lose. Oh, a lot. Sometimes

49:51

they get taken in. And that's the

49:54

end. You know? Yeah,

49:56

you tell your, they should give a, if

49:58

you moved to Florida, they should give you

50:00

a Florida handbook. Well, honestly, I thought that was

50:02

what you should do. Like a Florida survival

50:04

guy. Yeah. Cause there is like a weird

50:06

thing. Like if you're born there, I

50:08

think you've just, you just know,

50:10

but a lot of people move there.

50:12

Right. So they've been used to

50:14

walking around ponds without any issue for

50:16

their whole life. Yeah. Like think

50:18

of like your dog habits right now.

50:21

You could never do any of

50:23

the things you do here in

50:25

Florida. It would just be so dangerous. Yeah.

50:29

But I think some people, they're like, they do

50:31

the dog habits, then they move to Florida

50:33

and like, well, I'm not changing. I'm

50:35

not changing. This would suck balls,

50:37

a massive tree branch crashing through your

50:39

windshield and the city's like, well, it

50:41

ain't off fault. What's this

50:44

woman going to do? The story from Fox 2

50:46

News in Sterling Heights, Michigan. And

50:48

I'm shaken up. And

50:50

all I could think about was my

50:52

three kids, like if one of

50:54

them were sitting there. And

50:56

it was upsetting. a

50:59

frightening thought about what could have

51:02

happened as Susan Lesnar was driving

51:04

in Sterling Heights near Ryan in

51:06

15 mile last month. A very

51:08

gigantic branch that came through my

51:10

window. I'm not sure why

51:12

I didn't swerve, but I I

51:15

kept driving and then I realized glass

51:17

was flying on me. It was

51:19

March 20th and Susan was heading to

51:21

Warren where she works as a

51:23

teacher. She says the trees are

51:25

on city property and the city

51:27

should be responsible for restoring her vehicle

51:29

and helping to pay for a

51:31

car rental. I believe the city is

51:33

responsible. I saw the pictures. Very

51:35

scary could have been a lot worse.

51:37

So the main thing is she's

51:39

she's safe. She didn't get hurt but

51:41

the city says it's not their

51:43

responsibility citing governmental immunity just a freak

51:45

accident it was like an act

51:47

of God and I understand why she

51:49

wants the city to be held

51:51

responsible for that as I said I

51:53

rely on the advice I get

51:55

from our attorneys to tell us what

51:57

what we're required to do Again,

52:00

if it was me, I'd pay it

52:02

out of my own pocket, but I

52:04

can't do that with taxpayer money. The

52:06

mayor says City Cruise did maintenance work

52:08

late last year on the trees, and

52:11

there were no issues reported. And as

52:13

the Fox 2 Problem Solvers met with

52:15

the mayor, we just wanted to know,

52:17

is there any way to help Susan?

52:19

If we did something that needs to

52:21

be addressed, I'm going to look into

52:23

that. But I don't know what we

52:25

can do in terms of financially

52:28

supporting us. And Sterling Heights, Ingrid

52:30

Kelly, Fox 2 News. So she must

52:32

not have full coverage insurance? Because

52:35

they would take care of it. Yeah, you'd think

52:37

it. But the rates will go up and all

52:39

that. But you still have to get your car

52:41

fixed. Yeah. I mean, at the end of the

52:43

day, it's probably, is it

52:45

just the windshield? Or was there, you think there

52:47

was more? I'm sure there was damage inside as well.

52:49

But the windshield, it was, took the brunt of

52:51

it. Yeah. I mean, I

52:54

mean, it does suck like socks,

52:56

but. And it's like it can't

52:58

be that much. It's just sometimes

53:00

it's like just to help her

53:03

Right. Yeah. Oh, I guess it

53:05

did screw up the inside Like

53:07

that. Oh, yeah, the dash. Yeah,

53:09

the dash is all messed up

53:11

Did a number on that for

53:13

sure that sucks. Yeah, it's gonna

53:15

cost quite a bit and finally

53:18

here this lost deer Wandered into

53:20

the wrong place. Oh boy a

53:22

YMCA Here's the story Hi girl

53:25

Maybe she was looking for some fun, or

53:27

a place to stay. A

53:30

deer wandered into a YMCA

53:32

in Louisville, Kentucky, and

53:34

then seemed to get confused as to what

53:36

to do next. The staff wasn't sure

53:38

what to do either, so they called the

53:41

police. Amazingly, everyone,

53:43

deer included, stayed calm during

53:46

the encounter, and the cop coaxed

53:48

it out of the doors. Even

54:02

outside the animal seemed lost.

54:04

The officer stuck around for

54:06

a while to make sure

54:08

this trespasser didn't re -offend. Serving

54:10

and protecting the community,

54:12

even the wildlife. Yeah.

54:18

This one's I

54:20

think you gotta kill that deer right now. Oh wow, you

54:23

think it's like sick or something? I think it's got that deer

54:25

thing. That's why I said don't touch it. It's

54:27

a weird deer thing. It's really

54:29

super scary. Yeah. Yeah,

54:32

I mean it just, that's not... If you

54:34

see them anywhere, they do not. I

54:37

mean, unless that thing has been fed

54:39

by a thousand grandmas, that's

54:41

the only other thing. It's a neighborhood deer.

54:43

Yeah, yeah. It doesn't look worried at

54:45

all. No, it's like, where's the food? No.

54:47

Maybe figure that out before you put

54:49

that bullet inside. Yeah, mean, I'm ready to

54:51

kill a deer at any stage, you

54:53

know that. Celebrity Dirt and Sports

54:55

News on the way when we return

54:57

in just a moment, why is the

54:59

child actor who saw dead people now

55:01

seeing the inside of a jail cell?

55:03

What? Who is the latest celebrity to

55:06

join OnlyFans? And what is System of

55:08

a Downs lead singer's new business venture?

55:10

We'll get to that and more when

55:12

we come back after this. Previously on

55:14

Dave in Chapter 3. A

55:16

Russian software company has invited

55:18

a seven -year -old coding prodigy

55:20

to join its management team.

55:24

I don't want to make

55:26

examples of any of

55:29

you. Please don't take me

55:31

to top of building

55:33

place! You better start coding

55:35

a lot better! I

55:37

will count faster, I'm sorry!

55:39

Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess!

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56:01

go you

56:03

are the

56:05

miniature in

56:08

the management team. Yeah, they're

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good. Dude, they're seven. Seven year

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olds are stealing your account.

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that's always the way it happens. You

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58:01

That's all coming up. First in

58:03

sports, some scary moments. At

58:05

a baseball game, the Mets

58:07

Twins game, first base umpire, Hunter

58:09

Wendt Stilted. I don't know,

58:11

something like that. First name

58:13

Hunter. He took a

58:16

rocket of a foul ball off

58:18

the side of the head. In

58:21

the top of the seventh

58:23

inning. And I literally just closed

58:25

it down by mistake. Oh,

58:27

no. Bring it back up

58:29

again here so everyone can see

58:31

what I'm talking about. Wendelstead?

58:35

Wendelstead, I believe. Here's

58:37

what happened. Listen.

58:40

It shoots that one off

58:42

under Wendelstead and he goes...

58:45

And it's freezing. Yeah, it's

58:47

working great. See,

58:49

look, I should never talk about

58:51

anything. Spinning and spinning.

58:54

And it's coming through so crystal clear. You

58:57

can almost tell that there was

58:59

a ball. No, you couldn't. Oh

59:01

my. Did it get him in the head? I

59:03

think it did. Got him right in the back

59:05

of the head. We were just

59:07

talking the other day about how

59:09

the base coaches wear helmets and that

59:11

the base umpires should wear them

59:14

as well. Oh, there you go. Don't

59:16

say it. And Hunter Wendelsted took

59:18

a direct shot. So

59:21

he is in good spirits. He

59:23

underwent some testing at a local hospital.

59:26

He was coherent speaking. But

59:29

he had to be assisted off the

59:31

field after taking that foul ball off the

59:33

side of his head. Ouch.

59:36

Yeah, I can mess you up.

59:38

Yeah, I mean, I'm amazed they don't

59:40

wear helmets out there Yeah, I

59:42

think it's just that because you didn't

59:44

Because they haven't you know, it's

59:46

just like anything. It's that all it's

59:48

like a machismo thing, but a

59:50

much. We don't need it Well, it's

59:52

like baseball started. They just use

59:54

their bare hands. Yeah, well, you know

59:56

and then they basically had a

59:58

piece of cardboard on their hand. Yeah,

1:00:00

you know When they introduced

1:00:02

gloves, I saw a thing where everybody was

1:00:04

like, you're a real bitch for wearing it.

1:00:06

Oh, yeah, I'm sure. I'm

1:00:08

sure. Are there

1:00:10

any umps that wear helmets? There's got

1:00:12

to be, right? Oh,

1:00:14

I don't think I've seen one. never seen

1:00:16

one just behind the plate, you

1:00:19

know? But I mean, like, they used

1:00:21

to not have helmets when they hit.

1:00:24

I was like, why would we need a helmet? Yeah, they didn't

1:00:26

have any of that stuff. So

1:00:29

well, that's it. They're like,

1:00:31

uh, you know Like three -finger

1:00:33

jake he Y 'all have crazy

1:00:35

nicknames. He's like he loved they

1:00:37

lost an eye and he's

1:00:40

never played again He got hit

1:00:42

by like a 32 you

1:00:44

rather risk that than wear a

1:00:46

helmet because you don't want

1:00:48

to look like a wuss Well,

1:00:50

I mean, I don't know.

1:00:52

I think if you're a base

1:00:54

ump, what the hell why

1:00:57

not? Yeah I'm surprised none

1:00:59

of them are. It's just weird because

1:01:01

sometimes as an umpire, your attention is

1:01:03

on other things. Like, so he was

1:01:05

probably looking to see, okay, are they

1:01:07

going to try a pickoff move? Like

1:01:09

what's going to happen at first base

1:01:11

and next thing you know, they throw

1:01:13

it. It's a, and it's a line

1:01:15

driving. These guys hit the ball so

1:01:17

hard, you know, it's a hundred and

1:01:19

something miles an hour off the bat.

1:01:21

So if I said I had a

1:01:23

little upchuck, What

1:01:25

would you think you got a throw

1:01:28

off a little bit? That's what I

1:01:30

thought too. I'm not sure if it's

1:01:32

the same thing So Keith Hernandez Mets

1:01:34

legend. He's now a broadcaster, right? Okay,

1:01:36

he was live on air calling a

1:01:38

game and Said he had a little

1:01:40

upchuck To me it sounded like a

1:01:42

burp, but maybe like food came into

1:01:45

his mouth. I don't know this is

1:01:47

How it played out here you can

1:01:49

decide what you hear Keith comes in

1:01:51

and gets the ball on the run strong

1:01:54

arm excuse me okay

1:01:56

over there yeah just

1:01:59

had a little up

1:02:01

chuck a little up

1:02:03

Chuck I don't think

1:02:05

we need up Chuck

1:02:07

here I mean just

1:02:10

came out of nowhere

1:02:12

right in the middle

1:02:14

of my sentence sorry

1:02:16

what well guys what

1:02:19

was for dinner had

1:02:21

chicken and mashed

1:02:23

potatoes should produce anything really good maybe

1:02:25

the salad with a little vinaigrette

1:02:27

you think this is an old person

1:02:30

conversation right here so we have

1:02:32

this conversation old vinaigrette mashed potatoes you're

1:02:34

so inclined yeah see you've got

1:02:36

to get some of that pepsi you

1:02:38

need some pepsi or some yeah

1:02:40

I don't know. We have just had

1:02:42

that conversation with Andy. It's the

1:02:45

same kind of thing. But Andy just

1:02:47

pulled out the Tums. I'll just

1:02:49

do it. I'm

1:02:54

not mad at you.

1:02:56

I couldn't find my

1:02:59

Tums last night. It

1:03:01

was real. I got

1:03:03

tired. Yeah, it was

1:03:05

bad scene. Oh Yeah,

1:03:07

well, I was just

1:03:09

like I don't want

1:03:11

to go out and

1:03:14

get more Like all

1:03:16

night. Oh No, a

1:03:18

lot of acid a

1:03:20

lot of acid You

1:03:22

don't want to do a Tums Run. A

1:03:24

Tums Run is not. It was horrible because I

1:03:27

bought them. I had them. Where are they?

1:03:29

And on their birthday I was like, no! Maybe

1:03:31

they were in your car and you could

1:03:33

find them in there. I don't know where the

1:03:35

hell they are. I was like, thumbs are

1:03:37

a necessary part of my operation. Where's my thumbs?

1:03:40

Check where you sleep. Yeah. It's gotta be.

1:03:42

It could be, yeah, somewhere. Probably fell,

1:03:44

fell down. Oh no, the side of the

1:03:46

mattress. That's like the last thing I

1:03:48

look at before I go to sleep. I'm

1:03:50

like, oh, good night. Oh, good night.

1:03:52

You peaceful sleep. My tongue's comforting. But I

1:03:54

eat so many of them and they

1:03:56

got that calcium, you know, so I got

1:03:58

the. That's strong bones. Just some strong

1:04:00

bones. Fighting acid and

1:04:02

I got strong bones. So there is

1:04:04

an upside. That's good. That's good to hear.

1:04:07

Stella. I just got the strongest nails you've ever seen. Oh

1:04:10

yeah. Stella has, every once in a

1:04:12

while she'll have like some kind of

1:04:14

heartburn or something. I feel bad for

1:04:16

her, but she's so picky. She was

1:04:19

like, da, da, da.

1:04:22

Go get me some tums. I like went

1:04:24

downstairs. I got my tums. I brought them

1:04:26

up. She's like, oh God. What

1:04:28

kind of tums is that? What is

1:04:30

that? I'm like, what? They're the white

1:04:32

Chucky regular? Yeah! She's

1:04:34

like, get those out of here. She

1:04:36

wants like a fruity flavor. Boop, boop, boop,

1:04:38

boop, boop. Mom, bring me

1:04:40

my Tums. Jesus. Yeah,

1:04:43

apparently my Tums aren't good enough. They

1:04:45

just didn't work. I'm not in the Tums game, so I don't know. I'm

1:04:48

like, God be

1:04:50

with me. I've

1:05:02

always dealt with that and it's always at

1:05:04

night like when I want to lay down and

1:05:06

that's like But

1:05:09

you you like What are you are

1:05:11

you eating like like spaghetti or is

1:05:13

it barbecue or is it like? Spaghetti's

1:05:15

are like bad whenever I have had

1:05:17

spaghetti like and I love spaghetti. I

1:05:19

love it Yeah, I know like when

1:05:21

I have it like I do like

1:05:23

I have to have like a whole

1:05:25

roll of tums. Oh God like yeah

1:05:28

orange juice. Oh orange juice gets you

1:05:30

But like Keith Hernandez, you're not eating

1:05:32

right before the show. So there's no

1:05:34

chance of upchuck here. Yeah, no It

1:05:38

doesn't really, he had him here at five course

1:05:40

meals. It happened though that day. That's why I

1:05:42

did that. so funny. We're

1:05:44

all looking because you're making your rustle over there. talking,

1:05:46

we were doing. You thought I was

1:05:48

just having a snack. That

1:05:50

was a medical emergency. Emergency

1:05:52

times. I remember,

1:05:54

so like there was one of my radio

1:05:56

gigs that I had to do and

1:05:58

this is like when we were first starting

1:06:00

and they sent me to some place

1:06:02

and I had the same thing going on.

1:06:04

Oh god, I'm like burning up. And

1:06:06

so I had to do a Tum's run.

1:06:09

I was like, I'm, listen, I'll be

1:06:11

right back. I just have

1:06:13

to go across to the store.

1:06:16

But then in all the

1:06:18

photos I took, I

1:06:20

had Tum's mouth. Oh, that's a

1:06:22

bad scene. It's like your tongue

1:06:24

turns white because it's like you shoot him

1:06:26

up and it's like off. sticking your tongue out

1:06:28

in the picture. Well, just like, hey, you

1:06:30

know, like any kind was like, hey. And you

1:06:32

can see my tongue a little bit. It

1:06:34

was like what is wrong with them? I'm like

1:06:36

that was the night I had the thumbs

1:06:38

probably. How fast did they

1:06:40

act? Like right away. Oh, they did?

1:06:42

Yeah. No, I mean it's amazing. can

1:06:45

literally hear it be like. I've

1:06:50

been stuck before where I just don't want

1:06:52

to go anywhere or whatever to get them

1:06:54

and then it's like late at night and

1:06:56

I'm like, maybe water will do it. Oh,

1:06:58

no, and water does not do it. No

1:07:00

water doesn't do it. I've tried milk. I

1:07:02

don't even I never have milk. Oh, yeah,

1:07:04

no milk and sometimes but I mean if

1:07:06

I don't work I feel like a banana

1:07:08

would give me more heartburn. I

1:07:10

think I heard that yeah Lisa's

1:07:13

become like our auntie. I don't know. I

1:07:15

don't don't know. Like, Al's probably fine. Oh,

1:07:17

yeah. Al's banana intake. That's why he eats

1:07:20

all those bananas. Well, everybody's always like, you

1:07:22

should get the, you should get the pepsid

1:07:24

or whatever those different pills are. And I'm

1:07:26

like, yeah, I saw a commercial where they

1:07:28

say those just shut off your pumps. Bananas

1:07:30

are low acid alkaline fruit that can help

1:07:32

neutralize stomach acid. There you go. There you

1:07:34

go. So, and Lisa is right. Your pumps

1:07:36

might be overactive pumps. See, that's what I

1:07:38

think. Yeah. Yeah. But if you need to

1:07:41

take him during the show, I mean, I

1:07:43

guess you do what you gotta do. You

1:07:45

can't find him though, right? It's happened one

1:07:47

time in ten years. Other

1:08:13

sports news to tell you

1:08:15

about in the current college

1:08:17

sports environment The game is

1:08:19

Have Cash Will Travel. Savvy players are learning

1:08:21

how to play the game off the field in

1:08:23

a way that benefits them most. A perfect

1:08:25

example of that is Chavez Trask, also known as

1:08:28

Big Chevy. The first five years

1:08:30

of his college football career have been spent at

1:08:32

Temple, but now he's opted for the transfer portal

1:08:34

to find a new school to spend a six -year

1:08:36

at, and he's advertising

1:08:38

his availability on X.

1:08:41

Okay, he's paid for an ad

1:08:44

letting schools interested in a 65

1:08:46

290 pound OLDL machine that he's

1:08:48

the best of both worlds and

1:08:50

to hit him up College football

1:08:52

is a mess with all this

1:08:54

they need to figure that out

1:08:56

Yeah, it really is Yeah, I

1:08:58

mean, it's good. They're getting paid.

1:09:00

But yeah, it's changed the whole

1:09:03

game. They were afraid of happening.

1:09:05

Yeah And since the transfer portal

1:09:07

opened a couple of weeks ago

1:09:09

over 2 ,000 NCAA men's basketball players

1:09:11

have entered that rounds out to

1:09:13

about 35 % of all the

1:09:15

male hoops players currently in the

1:09:17

game and in the game of

1:09:19

haves and have nots when the

1:09:21

money talks the players walk and

1:09:24

no school knows that better than

1:09:26

Baylor after getting ousted by Duke

1:09:28

in the second round of the

1:09:30

tournament Baylor has lost every single

1:09:32

player. Yep From the 2024 -25 season,

1:09:34

nine to the portal, four who've

1:09:36

exhausted eligibility and one to the

1:09:38

NBA draft. With no returners,

1:09:40

that leaves coach Scott Drew in a really

1:09:43

bad place. There are no rules right now, so

1:09:45

you can just do whatever. Well, that's the

1:09:47

thing. And then, you know, that's why you're like,

1:09:49

oh, well, why did Michigan do so well? unlimited

1:09:52

funds. Right. You have to have

1:09:54

the cash. It's unlimited funds. The teams with

1:09:56

unlimited funds are the ones that are going to

1:09:58

do the best. So like how long before

1:10:01

they put a salary? They

1:10:03

need to and they need to have rules

1:10:05

in place where you can't leave. You

1:10:07

had to commit to one school and then

1:10:09

you leave and then. Yeah. But

1:10:11

at the same time, you

1:10:13

know, like they're the coaches never

1:10:15

had a problem with like

1:10:17

cutting the senior. You know

1:10:19

that they wanted to give a young,

1:10:21

you know, I don't know I don't I

1:10:24

don't care about like the oh if

1:10:26

you want to go somewhere else Go somewhere

1:10:28

else or whatever, but the coach has

1:10:30

never had a problem leaving either No, I

1:10:32

never have for better offers. Yeah Yeah

1:10:34

on the team. Yeah, I remember a couple

1:10:36

years ago. We were looking for a

1:10:38

ways to promote Testicular cancer awareness and I

1:10:40

came up with the idea of Dave

1:10:43

and Chuck's ball bus. Yeah, it was a

1:10:45

horrible idea. Where the mobile was so

1:10:47

close to happening. It was unbelievable. Literally, we

1:10:49

had people on board where we would

1:10:51

come to your workplace in a bus and

1:10:53

you'd get your testicle exam. Yeah, we'd

1:10:55

touch your balls. Right, because the guys weren't

1:10:57

doing it and we're embarrassed to. I

1:11:00

thought Dave touched your balls. would be less

1:11:02

embarrassing with a ball bus pulling up.

1:11:04

Let's not get into it again. Showing up

1:11:06

at work and I'm here to touch

1:11:08

your balls. Come on

1:11:10

outside, everyone's watching. Ken's

1:11:12

doing ball checks. It's

1:11:14

terrible. Just go to the doctor

1:11:17

in private. I thought if guys aren't

1:11:19

going, let's bring it to them.

1:11:21

Let's make it easier. Like that's what

1:11:23

was stopping the guys. Like it

1:11:25

was, I just didn't have

1:11:27

to drive a couple minutes. Make it

1:11:29

convenient. Then I have

1:11:31

a man touch my balls. I was shut

1:11:33

down. But a Spanish

1:11:35

soccer club has joined

1:11:37

the fight against testicular cancer

1:11:39

by wearing attention grabbing

1:11:41

shorts for an upcoming game.

1:11:44

They got a special

1:11:46

logo to raise awareness there.

1:11:48

Oh, geez. Basically,

1:11:50

they've got a ball logo on their

1:11:52

balls to raise awareness for the

1:11:54

testicular cancer society. So you could have

1:11:56

came up with that? Yeah, that's

1:11:58

maybe not a better But

1:12:00

are guys gonna wear ball shorts? No.

1:12:02

Probably not, unless you force them to. I

1:12:05

would pood that idea too, probably. This

1:12:07

is all support in support of

1:12:09

testicular cancer awareness month. They

1:12:13

will be playing this Saturday

1:12:15

wearing these. Shorts dad just

1:12:17

had my man handled. Oh,

1:12:19

yeah Yeah, we talked on the

1:12:21

way out that day Did

1:12:23

you go everything could have been

1:12:25

changed no, I didn't have

1:12:27

to do I only got half

1:12:30

worried about oh, I definitely

1:12:32

The finger finger find it's early

1:12:34

detection with that stuff. Oh,

1:12:36

man. Yeah, but you know just

1:12:38

He's like I know this

1:12:40

is the worst. I'm like it's

1:12:42

not the worst give it

1:12:44

a go You were so nervous

1:12:46

on their way out of

1:12:48

here that day. I know you

1:12:50

play so nervous. No,

1:12:55

you know what it is. So

1:12:57

I the whole time I'm like,

1:12:59

okay, so I basically know my

1:13:02

balls are going to be touched. But

1:13:05

I am worried highly about another finger

1:13:07

exploration So they when you first get

1:13:09

in they're like they're like all right

1:13:11

Well, we want to weigh and see

1:13:14

just how big of a fat -ass

1:13:16

you become and so then I get

1:13:18

on the scale and I go God

1:13:20

Okay, that's bad and then they're like

1:13:22

now. We just need to take your

1:13:24

blood pressure Oh absolutely

1:13:29

skyrocketing because I'm like I'm gonna

1:13:31

get fingered right right so It you

1:13:33

know then they do that and

1:13:35

they're like are they read it down

1:13:37

like oh Okay, and then blah

1:13:39

blah blah and then like after a

1:13:41

while after it all goes down

1:13:43

Then my doctor always always is like

1:13:45

let's let's take your blood pressure

1:13:47

And then it's like normal okay. Yeah

1:13:49

one one sixteen over sixty eight

1:13:51

or whatever he's like You're good if

1:13:53

your blood pressure was normal And

1:13:56

you were about to get fingered, then

1:13:58

I'd be like, wow. yeah,

1:14:00

if I was Cora. a cucumber,

1:14:02

huh? That calms you down. Oh, yeah.

1:14:07

I'm fine. Hey, before

1:14:09

you do that, Doc, can we hook up

1:14:11

that blood -pressing machine? Yeah,

1:14:14

yeah. That would disturb

1:14:16

the doctor so much. Oh, yeah. He'd

1:14:18

be like, there is no change. Yeah,

1:14:20

no. Look, it went down when I

1:14:22

was in you. Oh, my

1:14:24

god. No,

1:14:27

yeah, no, it's just one of those things.

1:14:29

You know, no bus game came

1:14:31

to my house or anything.

1:14:33

I went there and I just

1:14:35

knew. And you guys want

1:14:37

their balls filled up? Ball bus is

1:14:39

here. Yeah. I can't remember

1:14:41

what it was, but we were

1:14:43

talking about something and. Lisa

1:14:46

was like, well, have you thought of

1:14:48

like maybe going somewhere else or whatever?

1:14:50

I was like, no, like this is

1:14:52

the one guy who gets to Yeah,

1:14:54

yeah, cuz it took so long. He's

1:14:56

not a whore. He's not just gonna

1:14:58

There's only one man who gets to

1:15:00

touch my balls and it's my doctor

1:15:02

I mean, maybe I mean I've never

1:15:04

ever seen ever but at this point

1:15:06

right now like I don't want it

1:15:09

to be like I'm just doling my

1:15:11

my balls out to just You know,

1:15:13

like I just said, low -class one.

1:15:15

Yeah. Yeah. I'm a slut, but

1:15:17

I'm not a whore. All right, moving

1:15:19

on to celebrity dirt here on David

1:15:21

Chuck the Freak and trouble for this

1:15:23

little guy. Walker told me I had

1:15:25

AIDS. Oh, that's the one. Walker

1:15:27

told you you could be going to

1:15:30

prison. Oh, what'd he do? What'd he do?

1:15:32

Trouble for little Haley Joel Osment. Well,

1:15:34

he's He can't call him little. He's not

1:15:36

little anymore. He's 45. actually,

1:15:38

well, he's quite hefty. Well,

1:15:40

yeah, he's packed on the

1:15:42

Haley Pounds. What's he

1:15:44

getting up to? He's facing charges

1:15:46

for an arrest in the ski

1:15:48

resort town of Mammoth Lakes, California.

1:15:50

The actor was arrested after cops

1:15:53

got a call about two in

1:15:55

the afternoon about an intoxicated individual

1:15:57

at the Mammoth Mountain Resort ski

1:15:59

patrol professionals who ensure the safety

1:16:01

of skiers were with him when

1:16:03

the cops got there. He was

1:16:05

booked for public intoxication and a

1:16:07

Possession of a controlled substance which

1:16:09

they've had to send to the

1:16:11

lab to determine exactly what it

1:16:14

is He was booked and released

1:16:16

shortly after the arrest They'll now

1:16:18

decide whether or not to prosecute

1:16:20

the case. I guess

1:16:22

he's been going through it

1:16:24

Recently he said some troubles.

1:16:26

He lost everything in the

1:16:29

wildfires Oh, and he's had

1:16:31

a lot of issues with

1:16:33

insurance since then I also

1:16:35

heard that he's upset that

1:16:37

We play that this radio

1:16:40

show plays out all the

1:16:42

time After that started to

1:16:44

happen we play that his

1:16:46

life just fell apart He's

1:16:48

just ripping lines every time

1:16:51

Haley Joel. Oh, no, sorry,

1:16:53

man He can't even ski

1:16:55

in peace nope, so I

1:16:57

guess he just found a

1:16:59

replacement home, but then his

1:17:02

insurer denied the claim. Oh,

1:17:04

no Yeah, welcome to

1:17:06

the insurance world times times have

1:17:08

been tough for him. This is

1:17:10

not the first time he's been

1:17:12

arrested though for an alcohol related

1:17:14

offense He also was busted back

1:17:17

in 2006 for one count of

1:17:19

driving under the influence and one

1:17:21

count of possession of marijuana He

1:17:23

got three years probation for that.

1:17:25

Does he really face in prison?

1:17:29

Well, I guess depending on the substance

1:17:31

is probably right. They could still

1:17:33

are doing the tests on that to

1:17:35

see what it is. Oh, but

1:17:37

also like, did he was he fighting

1:17:39

anybody or like what was going

1:17:41

on? He was just causing a public

1:17:44

intoxication. Yeah. Cause that's just usually

1:17:46

a ticket resurfacing and getting like acting

1:17:48

jobs lately too. I've seen him

1:17:50

in a couple of things. So

1:17:53

just unfortunate sucks. He's probably been

1:17:55

through some stuff. Oh yeah, well

1:17:58

he's a child actor. Right. And

1:18:00

speaking of that, another

1:18:03

child actor making headlines today

1:18:05

because they have decided

1:18:07

to join only fans. Corey

1:18:10

Feldman? No. You're waiting.

1:18:14

That's the only other guy he

1:18:16

would let touch his balls. Oh

1:18:18

my god. Corey Feldman. No, it

1:18:20

is Amanda Bynes. Oh, she

1:18:23

had a lot of trouble.

1:18:25

She absolutely has. Amanda Bynes

1:18:27

took to social media this

1:18:29

week to let her followers

1:18:31

know that she is joining

1:18:33

OnlyFans. She

1:18:35

said, I'm on OnlyFans now.

1:18:37

Disclaimer. Uh -huh. No

1:18:39

nudes. Well... She's doing

1:18:41

it to chat with her

1:18:44

fans through direct messages.

1:18:46

She won't post any X

1:18:48

-rated content. Okay,

1:18:50

so what are you...

1:18:52

Why are you

1:18:54

doing that? Because she needs

1:18:56

the money, obviously. No, but I mean, like,

1:18:58

so what do you want to hear from me in direct message?

1:19:01

Like, what do you want to...

1:19:03

Like, who? You mean,

1:19:05

your Amanda? Or I... Your

1:19:08

Amanda. I am your

1:19:10

fan. He's

1:19:12

like, Dennis over here. She's who's

1:19:14

who and what's what? Okay. I'm

1:19:16

a fan. I'm a super fan,

1:19:18

yes. Who's Amanda? Why in the

1:19:20

world does she need to hear from me? Is

1:19:23

it just is am I only

1:19:25

sending like hey, just want to

1:19:27

let you know I think you're

1:19:29

a great actress or is it

1:19:31

Hey, would you do this for

1:19:33

this much? And

1:19:35

you're the money so bad

1:19:37

bit of all of that.

1:19:39

Yeah Get this 50 bucks

1:19:41

a month what to subscribe

1:19:43

to her page and then

1:19:46

the thing is are you

1:19:48

really talking to her? Are

1:19:50

you really talking to her? Are

1:19:52

you talking to? Munjib,

1:19:56

yeah, right from India if

1:19:58

she can make money that way

1:20:01

then I mean, she's gonna

1:20:03

make money. Obviously. Okay. Is there

1:20:05

a star? You would

1:20:07

spend 50 bucks a month Just to

1:20:09

talk to if you knew it was

1:20:11

legitimately them. No No, I don't have

1:20:13

any like connection to a celebrity like

1:20:15

that in order why no nope Not

1:20:17

that would pull 50 bucks out of

1:20:19

my wallet every day. No. That paper's

1:20:22

Seth Rogen. Oh, shut. Seth Rogen? Yeah.

1:20:24

Court says Seth Rogen. Al says Alan Alda. There

1:20:26

we go. Is Alan Alda still home? Yeah, yeah,

1:20:28

yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he's also an only fan?

1:20:30

Yeah, yeah, he's on only fan. If Alan Alda

1:20:32

dies, I'm sorry, Al. Oh, no. I honestly thought

1:20:35

he'd get passed. Oh, God. I don't think I

1:20:37

would come in. I'd gotta be the

1:20:39

last you saw me. Yeah, I'd have to take a couple

1:20:41

days. She

1:20:43

rose to fame in the 90s,

1:20:45

landing her first role on the Nickelodeon

1:20:47

sketch comedy show All That, before

1:20:49

garnering her own sitcom The Amanda Show

1:20:51

from 1999 to 2002. And

1:20:53

then she was on the WB comedy

1:20:55

series What I Like About You, and then

1:20:58

made other appearances. She

1:21:00

then went through some troubling times. She was

1:21:02

charged with a DUI before getting into a

1:21:04

series of other debacles with the law over

1:21:06

the next few years. She was

1:21:08

even placed on a mental hold at a

1:21:11

hospital. After which her parents

1:21:13

put her in a conservatorship Kind of

1:21:15

similar to the Britney story. Oh that conservatorship

1:21:17

was officially terminated a couple of years

1:21:19

ago But then she's had some more trouble

1:21:21

since I guess the latest issue is

1:21:23

going to school to be a nail tech

1:21:25

But I'm not sure if that worked

1:21:27

out because she has since announced the only

1:21:29

fans plan Yeah, I just know that

1:21:31

she struggles with like severe mental illness like

1:21:34

oh, yeah, yeah a Lot of those

1:21:36

child stars do and that messes you up.

1:21:38

Yeah I'm glad like she's not doing

1:21:40

like nudity and stuff like that on only

1:21:42

fans if you know she wants to

1:21:44

just talk to people. Yeah, I'm I'm thinking

1:21:46

like I've always said start the timer. Yeah,

1:21:49

and maybe you're doing some

1:21:51

nudity stuff behind the scenes to

1:21:54

some like if some if

1:21:56

you need money really bad and

1:21:58

there's a perv out there

1:22:00

that's like I'll give a $10

1:22:02

,000 for your nude picture. I

1:22:06

mean, I don't know how you're

1:22:08

not doing it. I really I really

1:22:10

don't so someone texted in saying

1:22:12

my mom actually does only fans and

1:22:14

she does the same thing no

1:22:16

nudes But she makes about eight grand

1:22:18

a month. Just messaging guys. That's

1:22:20

what she tells you. Yeah What's your

1:22:22

name? We'll get to the bottom? Is

1:22:28

your mom fingering

1:22:30

her backside Oh

1:22:35

my god in heaven. Well,

1:22:37

I'm just saying if she's doing it, we'll

1:22:39

find it. Holy Thursday. She

1:22:42

says if I was single, I'd

1:22:44

do the same thing. That's

1:22:46

what this listener said. I

1:22:48

mean, listen, you can make money

1:22:50

on that. I mean, obviously it's

1:22:52

like you're offering the girlfriend experience

1:22:54

in a weird way. You're letting

1:22:56

people that are obsessed with you

1:22:58

pay 50 bucks to talk to

1:23:00

you. I think it's weird because

1:23:02

it opens up like a Possible

1:23:05

stalker stuff. Yeah, you know

1:23:07

because you're you are you're opening

1:23:10

the door to someone who's willing

1:23:12

to pay 50 bucks just to

1:23:14

talk to you. Yeah, which to

1:23:16

me that screams Potential stalker

1:23:18

right off of that. Yeah 50

1:23:20

bucks a month just to like

1:23:22

hi. How are you? I've been

1:23:24

watching you cheap for a stalker,

1:23:27

too. If you think about

1:23:29

it. Well, yeah The

1:23:31

wife of the Ghost Adventures

1:23:33

cast member who's accused

1:23:35

of plotting to have him

1:23:38

murdered actually pled guilty

1:23:40

to a conspiracy charge. Here's

1:23:42

the story on this one now. Now

1:23:44

learning the wife of a Ghost Adventures

1:23:47

cast member accused of plotting to have

1:23:49

him murdered, agreed to a plea deal,

1:23:51

a guilty plea that is, to a

1:23:53

conspiracy charge. Under that agreement, Victoria Goodwin

1:23:55

will actually plead guilty to one count

1:23:57

of conspiracy to commit murder and will

1:23:59

face a sentence of two to 10

1:24:01

years in prison. Natural police

1:24:04

arrested Goodwin for allegedly discussing a

1:24:06

plan with Florida inmate Grant

1:24:08

Amato to kill her husband, Ghost

1:24:10

Adventures star Erin Goodwin. He

1:24:12

filed for divorce shortly after his

1:24:14

wife's arrest. Two years, imagine

1:24:16

you only get two years for that? I'd

1:24:18

be really upset if someone wanted to kill me

1:24:20

and they only got two years. And then

1:24:22

they're out two years later. Yeah. If you're not

1:24:24

with a chick that could kill you, in

1:24:26

my opinion, you're not living. Well, you might be

1:24:28

onto something. That is

1:24:30

living on the edge, for sure. Yeah. He's

1:24:33

a dragon rider. It

1:24:36

does suck when your lady

1:24:38

tries to off you. Yeah,

1:24:40

that's a bummer. Yeah, yeah

1:24:42

By the way back to that

1:24:44

listeners mom who has an

1:24:46

only fans page She said no

1:24:48

no no. She is a leather

1:24:50

latex model. No nudes. I've seen

1:24:52

her whole page I'm even more

1:24:55

suspicious. Yeah, exactly. you seen the

1:24:57

DMS? That's, that's what I'm saying.

1:24:59

Have you seen the, uh...

1:25:01

Oh, like what she says. Right.

1:25:03

Post yourself in leather, but then...

1:25:05

Yeah. Private shoots. That's what I'm

1:25:08

saying with all this stuff. It's

1:25:10

like mom, your mom is real wholesome

1:25:12

in all that latex. If you're doing leather

1:25:14

and latex, I feel like you're filthy. That's

1:25:18

like, that's dumb stuff. Right. Yeah. If

1:25:21

you're doing both, that's a bit much.

1:25:23

Yeah. It's a lot.

1:25:25

I'm just saying. Yep. Sweaty.

1:25:27

Yes. Just maybe

1:25:29

take another little... I don't... I

1:25:31

wouldn't look. No, don't look. Just live

1:25:33

in a Just pretend you don't

1:25:35

know. Okay. Live in a Stay

1:25:38

far away from mom's page. God, thank

1:25:41

God my mom doesn't do leather latex.

1:25:43

I want a wild wife. Yeah,

1:25:46

people live different lives, that's for sure. They

1:25:49

do. And obviously, like the daughter's like,

1:25:51

and I would do it too. Yeah,

1:25:53

she's fine with it. You know, I

1:25:55

mean, because was your mom, you know,

1:25:57

like when your mom is a lace

1:25:59

and leather and lace and leather, you

1:26:02

know, you're just your life's different. normal

1:26:04

to you. Your life's different. Yeah, you're

1:26:06

right. Lace and leather, big deal. It's

1:26:08

not that big of a deal. Yeah.

1:26:12

Lace and leather. That'll be my page. Chuck's

1:26:14

lace, leather, and latex me. Oh,

1:26:17

God. Dear God, no. I won't

1:26:19

be nude at all. No, just in lace.

1:26:21

I'll be in lace. Where does the

1:26:23

lace end in the hair start? Oh,

1:26:27

you won't know. You'll never know. Unless you

1:26:29

check it out for 50 bucks a month. Lace,

1:26:32

leather, latex, and chuck the freak.

1:26:34

Yeah. Coming soon to OnlyFace. A couple

1:26:36

guys would sign up for that.

1:26:38

Yeah, I'm sure. God help

1:26:40

us. The 2025 Time

1:26:42

100 is here. You know

1:26:44

Time Magazine's annual list of the

1:26:46

100 most influential people in

1:26:48

the world. Some of the names

1:26:50

you'd recognize in the artist

1:26:53

category Ed Sheeran, Scarlett Johansson, Kristen

1:26:55

Bell, Adam

1:26:57

Scott, Rashida Jones, Kristen

1:26:59

Wiig, Nicole

1:27:02

Scherzinger. Don't know

1:27:04

what these people they're up

1:27:06

to. I was gonna say

1:27:08

like it's weird cuz like

1:27:10

obviously I know a lot

1:27:12

of the names But I

1:27:14

have no idea why they'd

1:27:16

be on this list right

1:27:18

now Eagle star Jalen Hertz

1:27:20

to me more Adrienne Brody

1:27:22

Serena Williams Lake lively. Hmm.

1:27:25

Well, Lauren Michaels Simone Biles

1:27:27

Snoop dog Snoop

1:27:30

deserves it. Well, Snoop is just

1:27:32

everywhere, you know, he's quite a year.

1:27:34

Yeah, he's busy There's a lot

1:27:36

more names on the list as well

1:27:38

a time 100 TV special will

1:27:40

air May 4th on ABC Snoop Dogg

1:27:42

is hosting it. I'll see he

1:27:45

just writes his own check He's just

1:27:47

like I'll do it Give me

1:27:49

three mil Speaking of to be more

1:27:51

who made the list this year.

1:27:53

She says she had a feeling that

1:27:56

Mikey Madison was gonna beat her

1:27:58

for the Oscar. She

1:28:00

said, during the commercial break before the category

1:28:02

was announced, she whispered to her manager that,

1:28:04

you know, Mikey's gonna take this. She said,

1:28:07

I don't know why I knew it, but

1:28:09

I did. And she said, I

1:28:11

was centered and calm. I didn't feel

1:28:13

gutted. She

1:28:15

said, the physical human part

1:28:17

of her ego, of course, was

1:28:19

disappointed. It would certainly have

1:28:21

been wonderful to win, but she

1:28:23

made peace with it. I think she

1:28:26

did such a good job on that

1:28:28

movie that, you know, she's pretty proud

1:28:30

of it. Yeah. It's just an honor

1:28:32

to be nominated. Yeah, like I

1:28:34

think she's been snubbed a lot from

1:28:36

what I... She hasn't done a ton

1:28:38

of like Oscar -worthy stuff, right? So

1:28:40

this was probably her biggest shot in

1:28:42

her career. So you get why you'd

1:28:44

be disappointed. It's a great movie, like

1:28:46

really bizarre, but great. Yeah. In music

1:28:48

news, you may want to sit down and grab ahold

1:28:50

of something for this one. Fire

1:28:53

Festival 2 has been postponed. Are

1:28:55

you serious? It's been postponed. No,

1:28:57

I got my ticket. I know

1:28:59

Yesterday the festival's website announced that

1:29:01

the festival had been postponed indefinitely

1:29:03

But later language was updated to

1:29:05

say tickets just currently not available.

1:29:08

Yeah, so By saying that does

1:29:10

he have to pay you back

1:29:12

or because it's just postponed onto

1:29:14

your mind I can keep your

1:29:16

money Because I didn't rage against

1:29:18

the machine do that for like

1:29:20

a long time. They had postponed

1:29:23

one of their shows, but like

1:29:25

no one could get their money

1:29:27

back yet. Oh yeah, that took

1:29:29

forever. Yeah, yeah. All this happened

1:29:31

after Fire Festival 2's location moved

1:29:33

from Isla Mejeres, Mexico to Playa

1:29:35

del Carmen, Mexico to then God

1:29:38

knows where messages received from ticket

1:29:40

holders reportedly said they can get

1:29:42

a full refund though, but

1:29:44

they are also welcome to just

1:29:46

keep their tickets until the new

1:29:48

date is announced. Reps for

1:29:50

Fire Festival 2 have yet to respond

1:29:53

with a comment on the postponement of the

1:29:55

event. Yeah, it's like, I

1:29:57

don't know, man. Once a con, man. Of

1:29:59

course. Always a con. I'm gonna try to

1:30:01

make a festival with cheese sandwiches. I

1:30:04

don't understand. Yeah.

1:30:06

And the crazy thing is the people would

1:30:08

be willing to sign up for another one.

1:30:11

Right? Yeah. Everything that happened. Wild. Finally

1:30:13

here, the lead singer of System of

1:30:15

a Down Surge. He has a new

1:30:17

business venture. Coffee. Oh,

1:30:20

I was hoping

1:30:22

it was gonna

1:30:24

be fine art.

1:30:27

Here's the story

1:30:29

from KTLA He's

1:30:31

the lead singer

1:30:33

for the rock

1:30:35

band system of

1:30:37

a down He's

1:30:39

a songwriter composer

1:30:41

author and activist

1:30:43

His latest venture

1:30:45

bridging culture through

1:30:47

coffee We

1:30:49

started the coffee company,

1:30:52

Cabot Coffee in 2018,

1:30:54

mostly direct to consumer

1:30:56

online sales. And

1:30:58

it came from my passion for

1:31:00

Armenian coffee, remembering my grandmother and

1:31:02

my mother making coffee in the

1:31:05

house and how the smell would

1:31:07

kind of just drift. And, you

1:31:09

know, it was always in the

1:31:11

house and that feeling of being

1:31:13

home. Kavat,

1:31:16

which means coffee cup in Armenian,

1:31:18

opened its doors in July of 2024

1:31:21

in Eagle Rock. The taste he

1:31:23

grew up with, rich in its aroma

1:31:25

and history. Our Armenian

1:31:27

coffee is actually a single

1:31:29

source Ethiopian organic being. The

1:31:31

Armenian -Ethiopian connection is a very

1:31:33

old one, dating to pre

1:31:36

-Christian times. And it's well

1:31:38

known that Armenians took Christianity

1:31:40

to Ethiopia. And

1:31:42

we share the same alphabet

1:31:44

as well. The

1:31:50

shop itself is an oasis

1:31:52

for the senses. Hanging on

1:31:54

the walls is Tonkin's art and with

1:31:56

the click of the app Arloop, the

1:31:58

music paired with each piece comes to

1:32:00

life. the

1:32:06

Grammy winner giving back also by

1:32:08

allowing other artists to showcase their

1:32:10

work all in the name of

1:32:12

good coffee and congregation. My

1:32:15

whole artistic career has been a

1:32:17

part of an introduction, you know, to

1:32:19

our culture because that's naturally who I

1:32:21

am and same with the band, with

1:32:23

System of the Down. We're in Armenian

1:32:26

and it's who we are and how

1:32:28

we express ourselves. And to me

1:32:30

culture is the most beautiful thing that you can

1:32:32

share with the world. Oh

1:32:34

it does well. There is something like, I'm not like

1:32:36

a huge coffee guy, but there is like, I

1:32:38

see a lot of videos of like, ancient

1:32:41

coffee techniques. of

1:32:43

like the care and stuff that goes into

1:32:45

the beans and making the grounds. There's

1:32:48

like an art form there. Oh sure.

1:32:50

I feel like that's a hard space

1:32:52

to like throw your head into. Yeah,

1:32:54

that's the thing. Star power. Yeah,

1:32:56

that helps, right? When you make appearances at

1:32:58

your coffee shop. Yeah, yeah. He's

1:33:00

the nicest guy. When I met him, he was so cool.

1:33:03

He seems really nice. He seems

1:33:05

very calm. You think you have a system of

1:33:07

a down and then you meet him. He's like

1:33:09

the nicest, most soft -smoking thing. Yeah.

1:33:11

Hey, I'm Serge. Just sipping

1:33:13

little coffee cups and painting.

1:33:15

Being nice. Yeah. Painting.

1:33:17

I hope he does well, but I don't

1:33:19

think the coffee game's like scary. No, for

1:33:22

sure. I think as long as you like

1:33:24

keep it within reason, like you don't think

1:33:26

it's going to be this billion dollar empire,

1:33:28

and you just like, hey, I'm just hopeful

1:33:30

and make enough money to, you know, have

1:33:32

a passion. like build on regulars kind of

1:33:34

thing. Yeah. We're going to take a break.

1:33:36

And when we come back, have some folks

1:33:38

been arrested for rigging a lottery? How

1:33:40

did a homeless man have the best day

1:33:42

ever? Why was a woman pulled

1:33:44

over by the cops on the way to

1:33:47

her wedding and those crazy Canadians? Just some

1:33:49

of the stuff we'll get to when we

1:33:51

come right back here on Dave and Chuck

1:33:53

the Freak. More to come from Dave and

1:33:55

Chuck the Freak right after this. Dave and

1:33:57

Chuck the Freak. It's

1:34:19

a Thursday. And thank

1:34:21

you for being here with us on

1:34:23

Dave and Chuck the Freak on this

1:34:25

17th day of April. There goes April.

1:34:29

As we continue coming up

1:34:31

here on Dave and

1:34:33

Chuck the Freak. What

1:34:36

are we doing? Computers are going

1:34:38

real slow. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. It's

1:34:40

never good. Nope. Oh,

1:34:42

did you do something? No,

1:34:44

mine's has been - Oh, okay, yeah, no,

1:34:47

because it was doing nothing on my

1:34:49

screen as well, so. Have some folks been

1:34:51

arrested for rigging a lottery? How did

1:34:53

a homeless man have the best day ever?

1:34:56

Why was a woman pulled over by the

1:34:58

cops on her wedding day and those crazy

1:35:00

Canadians all coming up? But first, we'll

1:35:03

start right here. It

1:35:11

sucks to be

1:35:13

old. I

1:35:16

think our image

1:35:18

of nursing homes would

1:35:20

be shattered if

1:35:22

we actually spent some

1:35:24

time there. Well,

1:35:26

not Jason's. Why? Oh

1:35:28

yeah, because you know it's wild already. Oh

1:35:31

god. Pass it, man. Here

1:35:34

we go. I didn't bring it up this

1:35:36

time. It's true, right? I didn't do it. If

1:35:38

I ever find that man, if he's still

1:35:40

with us. He's not. He cannot be. The

1:35:42

listeners that may not have

1:35:45

heard that would. I believe. Oh,

1:35:48

no. I'm sorry. That's okay.

1:35:51

Grandma. Rest in peace. Rest

1:35:53

in peace. Rest in in peace.

1:35:55

Was being pounded. No, no. I guess

1:35:57

I should have said pounded, sorry.

1:35:59

much pounded. She was making love. I

1:36:08

don't know if she was getting pounded.

1:36:10

I don't know the specifics of what was

1:36:12

happening, but they were found in the

1:36:14

shower. They were found together in the shower.

1:36:18

She was with a

1:36:20

wheelchair bound man

1:36:22

in the shower. So

1:36:27

she would have been

1:36:29

riding him. Oh, yeah You

1:36:31

know? Yeah. Some places are

1:36:33

wild. Some nursing homes are wild.

1:36:35

A lot are not. So anyway, what

1:36:37

is gonna happen with these nursing

1:36:39

homes, Dave? What's happening? We're not not

1:36:41