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Radio. Hey everyone, I'm gonna

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walk right down. Hey everyone,

1:02

welcome back to another episode

1:04

of Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm

1:06

your host, Jason Carpenter.

1:09

I'm having a great day. I hope you

1:11

guys are having a great day too. I

1:13

hope you guys had a great weekend. I

1:15

just drank a Kona Moka smoothie, like super

1:17

fast. I don't know why it must have

1:20

been thirsty, but it's actually more of like

1:22

a milkshake of coffee in it. I also

1:24

have the metabolism of a 10-year-old. So now

1:26

with all that sugar and there's just a

1:29

little bit of caffeine, dude, I'm like super

1:31

wired. So this episode might go by super

1:33

fast or it may be a disaster, but...

1:35

Either way, let's give a shout out to

1:37

our newest patron supporter, Flanco. Everyone give a

1:40

round of applause to Flanco. He's running in,

1:42

he's doing laps around us, making us dizzy.

1:44

Flanco, you're gonna be our captain, our pilot

1:46

this episode. If you can't support the patron,

1:49

totally understand. Just helps spread the word about

1:51

the show, that really, really helps out a

1:53

lot. So now we're running in place with

1:55

Flanco. We're trying to burn off some of

1:58

some of this sugar, but Flanco. Why don't

2:00

you run us over to the garage

2:02

where we keep all of our vehicles?

2:04

You're getting some deep cannon cuts. I

2:06

bet you didn't even know we had

2:08

a garage. As we're jogging through the

2:11

underground dead rabbit radio facility, I'm going

2:13

to tell you this story. We're not

2:15

taking a vehicle for this one. We're

2:17

just running through the facility. This was

2:19

actually recommended to me by Beatrice, a

2:21

longtime patron, and she's been integral to

2:23

the forest fin. storyline. She's the one

2:25

who first let me know that the

2:27

treasure had been found and then we

2:30

have dramatic failure for you on Twitter.

2:32

Also recommended the story. So give him

2:34

a little salute as we're running. If

2:36

you don't know, let me do a

2:38

quick catch up for the Forrest Finns

2:40

saga. Forrest Finn was a dude who

2:42

buried a treasure. He thought he was

2:44

going to die. He had cancer. Took

2:47

this treasure up to the middle of

2:49

nowhere, buried it, and then decided, no,

2:51

I'm not ready to, I'm not ready

2:53

to die. He crafts this poem, writes

2:55

this book called The Thrill of the

2:57

Chase, and it was all about finding

2:59

his treasure. Now, I did a story

3:01

on Forrest Finn a long, long time

3:03

ago. It was like, I was told

3:06

70 or something like that. And I

3:08

did the story, and then at the

3:10

end, and I go, I don't think

3:12

it's real. I don't think he really

3:14

buried the treasure. I think it was

3:16

just something. It's an old man trying

3:18

to leave his mark on the world.

3:20

That's okay. I was immediately, immediately deluged

3:22

with comments saying what a horrible person

3:25

I was, how dare, how dare I

3:27

defile the name of Forrest Finn. I'm

3:29

like, what in the world is going

3:31

on here? Turns out there's a group

3:33

of people called the fanatics. This is

3:35

like a previously on previously on Dead

3:37

Rabbit Radio. There's a group known as

3:39

the fanatics. They're forced fin devotees. They

3:42

believe everything this man has to say

3:44

and they were like threatening to sue

3:46

me for libel. And I'm like, I

3:48

didn't write anything down. So obviously don't

3:50

know what libel means, but as being

3:52

threatened with lawsuits. So that was going

3:54

on. So then I did an episode

3:56

about them. So this is a crazy

3:58

cult. I didn't think this existed. Like

4:01

a lot of times when we think

4:03

of cults, we think of these big

4:05

groups. But this guy is a cult

4:07

leader and he has its cult. So

4:09

because at that point, I was like,

4:11

there's already throwing eggs at me, you

4:13

might as well double down because I

4:15

don't care. So I doubled down and

4:17

they still were getting all antsy and

4:20

stuff like that But they kind of

4:22

just leveled off after a while They're

4:24

like they realize I didn't have any

4:26

gold on me So they left me

4:28

alone. They're just super super greedy people

4:30

fast forward what a year a year

4:32

later and beach I didn't email from

4:34

Beatrice about force fence treasure has been

4:37

found and so that was the big

4:39

thing now I said the treasure didn't

4:41

exist and I was being called libelous

4:43

because I said it didn't exist and

4:45

when they found it I'm not so

4:47

Egotist, I go, I guess I was

4:49

wrong. I guess I was wrong, which

4:51

you guys have heard me say that

4:53

quite a few times on this show,

4:56

because a lot of it's speculative. I

4:58

guess it was wrong, I guess there

5:00

really was a treasure. Immediately, the fanatics

5:02

started to believe there was no treasure,

5:04

that it was all the hoax. It

5:06

was one of the weirdest things I've

5:08

ever seen. They believed that Forrest Finn

5:10

had made the whole thing up because

5:12

see they didn't find it. It truly

5:15

was a bizarre cult. And it's a

5:17

weird cult because the cult ended up

5:19

devouring the leader. They started saying it

5:21

was all a hoax. They were so

5:23

close to finding it. No, I see

5:25

there's a difference between people who are

5:27

hunting for Forrest Finn's treasure. And fanatics.

5:29

There's a difference. I have to say

5:31

that. There's good ones in that group.

5:34

Probably. On Reddit, they started saying, oh,

5:36

I was fake, it was fake, and

5:38

da, da, da, da, da, da. And

5:40

the reason why they were saying it

5:42

was fake, because the person who found

5:44

it never came forward, and they wouldn't

5:46

reveal where it was located. See, that

5:48

made everyone super suspicious. But now, you're

5:50

all caught up. You're all caught up.

5:52

You're all caught up in this. And

5:55

Forrest Fenn, unfortunately, passed away. This guy

5:57

didn't want to reveal he found the

5:59

treasure. because the people looking for the

6:01

treasure are lunatics and he knew all

6:03

the times that Forrest Finn had been

6:05

stocked and harassed and threatened some dude

6:07

broke into his house that's why he

6:09

covered it back then because that was

6:11

in the news but there's this woman

6:14

named Barbara Anderson who's who I still

6:16

go to the the sub-redits for the

6:18

forest Finn stuff because I find it

6:20

hilarious. Barbara Anderson is suing the estate

6:22

of Forrest Finn. She believes that her

6:24

email address got hacked. And she had

6:26

the right answer and this unknown person

6:28

had hacked her email. And the judge

6:30

in New Mexico just recently said, yeah,

6:33

I'll allow it. I'll allow this case

6:35

to proceed. So the person, he knew

6:37

he was going to get called into

6:39

this lawsuit, decided to come forward. His

6:41

name is Jack Stouff, 32-year-old man, and

6:43

he said, I'm the one who found

6:45

the treasure, I didn't want to reveal

6:47

my identity because I imagine I'm going

6:49

to get harassed and stalked and people

6:51

are going to break into my house

6:54

and everything like that. There's two million

6:56

dollars in this treasure chest plus ten

6:58

years of fanaticism behind it. People are

7:00

really going to be looking for this

7:02

treasure chest plus ten years of fanaticism

7:04

behind it. People are really going to

7:06

be looking for the onion. So people

7:08

are automatically like, oh, it's fake, it's

7:10

fake, it's fake, because the second year

7:13

a journalist means everything you say is

7:15

fake. One time a journalist told me,

7:17

happy birthday, and it wasn't, I canceled

7:19

my birthday that year, because I didn't

7:21

want them to be right. So that's

7:23

part of the conspiracy now that he

7:25

didn't really find the treasure, that it

7:27

was all fake that Forrest Finn hired

7:29

this journal, this random guy who used

7:32

to work for the onion, who's now

7:34

working at a medical college, or now

7:36

going to medical college. Forrest Finn is

7:38

like you. You will be my Anakin

7:40

Skywalker. The whole thing is super bizarre.

7:42

Best of luck to Jack. People are

7:44

already digging through everything he's written, trying

7:46

to find stuff that looks bad and

7:48

things like that disparage him, because he

7:50

found what they were always looking for.

7:53

for not only did he find the

7:55

treasure chest but it was a goal

7:57

of people in working on this for

7:59

over a decade he started looking into

8:01

it in about 2018 spent two years

8:03

looking into it he said I read

8:05

the poem and I thought about force

8:07

fins emotions I thought about what force

8:09

men was going through he goes this

8:12

was interesting this is going on a

8:14

little bit longer than I thought but

8:16

I think this is pretty much the

8:18

end of the force fence saga hopefully

8:20

I hope nothing happens of this guy

8:22

he said when you read the puzzle

8:24

He goes, the one thing I realized,

8:26

he was basically on the borderline of

8:28

being fanatic. He watched every interview Forrest

8:31

Finn did, read everything he wrote, but

8:33

he goes, I never interacted with the

8:35

community. See, he never became part of

8:37

that mob mentality. He goes, I'd read

8:39

their posts, but I never joined them.

8:41

He said, force Finn wasn't trying to

8:43

prove how clever he was by coming

8:45

up with an ingenious puzzle. He goes,

8:47

that's where I think a lot of

8:49

searchers went down the wrong path. They

8:52

were looking for these clever answers like

8:54

gala-mesque puzzles. Is that a thing? Gala-mesque

8:56

riddles. That's still not a thing, but

8:58

he goes, it wasn't like that. I

9:00

was trying to place myself in his

9:02

mental state, because remember he was on,

9:04

he was going to kill himself. He

9:06

was going to take his treasure up

9:08

there, and I think he had some

9:11

pills with him. He was just going

9:13

to sit on the grass and die.

9:15

And then someone would just stumble across

9:17

his treasure. So he thought about that.

9:19

He thought about that. So there was

9:21

a location and he went up there.

9:23

He spent about 20-something days over the

9:25

course of two years and he found

9:27

it. He found the treasure and he

9:30

took photos of it and he let

9:32

Forrest Finn know, met Forrest Finn, and

9:34

that was it. And people are like,

9:36

why won't you reveal the location of

9:38

where you found it? And he said,

9:40

listen, this place was very special to

9:42

Forrest Finn is where he was going

9:44

to kill himself. He goes, and over

9:46

the course of two years, me spending

9:49

time there camping, just sleeping on the

9:51

grass, he goes, it became very special

9:53

to me. He goes, I know people

9:55

are going to trample all over it.

9:57

He, see, the thing is, he knows

9:59

these fanatics are fanatics. He knows the

10:01

type of people he's dealing with. If

10:03

he just happened to stumble across the

10:05

treasury, he probably would have been like,

10:07

hey everyone, my name is Jack, and

10:10

I found it down the street. Here's

10:12

the address. Not knowing how crazy this

10:14

group is. That hopefully, hopefully, is the

10:16

end of the forest fin saga. Because

10:18

I have a bad feeling something's going

10:20

to happen to this dude. I really

10:22

have a bad feeling this guy is

10:24

going to get tied up with like

10:26

cold and rope stillskins going to come

10:29

after him. I think this guy's gonna

10:31

this guy's gonna have to spend part

10:33

of his two million dollars to change

10:35

his name and hide himself Because these

10:37

these people are relentless and the thing

10:39

is is that they're relentless But at

10:41

the same time they're kind of dorky.

10:43

So I don't think they're gonna well

10:45

one did try breaking into fourspence house.

10:48

I don't think they'll actually kidnap him.

10:50

I don't think they're gonna do that.

10:52

I hope not But again, like when

10:54

they came after me, I got a

10:56

bunch of legal threats and verbal abuse

10:58

and stuff like that. And I'm like,

11:00

oh, it's Wednesday. This is a typical

11:02

Wednesday for adjacent people hurling insults at

11:04

me. It's been going on for years

11:06

and years. I'm used to that. I

11:09

didn't have $2 million on me. I

11:11

didn't have $2 million on me. So

11:13

if I had found, dude, that would

11:15

have been so funny if I had

11:17

found the treasure. That's the end of

11:19

it. I really hope this guy the

11:21

best. I hope people just, but like

11:23

you go to the credits, dude, people

11:25

are still like, it wasn't real in

11:28

the first, it's so weird. A whole

11:30

story is so weird. But that one

11:32

on way longer than I thought, but

11:34

again, I think that's a good wrap

11:36

up to the story. Flonco. is we're

11:38

all exhausted from running. There was a

11:40

really long hallway. It's a really long

11:42

trip to get to the garage. Flanco,

11:44

I'm going to go ahead and put

11:47

you in. I'm going to lift you

11:49

up and put you in the front

11:51

seat of the Jason Jalapi. We are

11:53

leaving behind Dead Rabbit Central and we

11:55

are headed out to London. Cars driving

11:57

down the road and then I realize

11:59

there's a massive ocean. So hydrofoil time.

12:01

We finally get to lunge. It's like

12:03

a six-month journey. Pick the slowest vehicle,

12:05

but we caught some fish, so that's

12:08

though. London, 2018. We're walking around, London,

12:10

having a good old time, eating popcorn

12:12

and stuff like that, whatever they do

12:14

over there. And there's a dude in

12:16

a mall, and he's on his phone,

12:18

and then this other guy, we'll call

12:20

him, Gary. Jimmy walks up to Gary,

12:22

and Jimmy's like, hey. You, you, the

12:24

subject of the story? And Gary's like,

12:27

what? Jimmy goes, hey, how would you

12:29

like to possibly win 5,000 pounds? And

12:31

Gary's like, who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? And

12:33

Jimmy goes, listen, I'm a talent scout.

12:35

We have a game show going on.

12:37

We're looking for contestants for this new

12:39

game show. And Gary's like, I love

12:41

game shows. I love money. Count me

12:43

in. So Jimmy scribbles down a little

12:46

address and says, meet me here. and

12:48

we'll get you started on the game

12:50

show and Gary's like dope dude Jimmy

12:52

walks away now we're all standing there

12:54

and I turn to you and I

12:56

say hey it's pretty dope right that

12:58

guy's gonna be on a game show

13:00

and you're like yeah who wouldn't want

13:02

to win five thousand pounds and game

13:04

shows are pretty dope but then like

13:07

dark clouds go over and my face

13:09

gets all overcast and I'm uncomfortably close

13:11

to you and I'm staring you in

13:13

the eyes and I go you think

13:15

you think game shows are a game

13:17

shows are a game You big old

13:19

pervert. And I walk away, you're like,

13:21

Jason. What was that? I turn around,

13:23

like, don't ever talk to me again,

13:26

you game show fan. Throw down an

13:28

egg full of smoke. And I disappear.

13:30

But then I reappear behind you, and

13:32

I'm like, I'm just kidding, you're my

13:34

buddy. So the point of that sugar

13:36

filled intro was in London. This is

13:38

real. I don't really have eggs that

13:40

make me disappear, but this part's real.

13:42

There was a guy in London who

13:45

was... Going around and meeting men and

13:47

saying hey you want to be on

13:49

a... Why am I redescribing it? It's

13:51

the thing I just told you. Let

13:53

me just finish this story. So Gary

13:55

ends up going to this address. It's

13:57

a hotel. It's a hotel room, which

13:59

is an odd place to have a

14:01

game show. But you know, maybe it's

14:03

the auditions or something like that. Maybe

14:06

it's a massive hotel room with a

14:08

giant wheel in the middle of it.

14:10

You don't know. You don't know until

14:12

you walk into the room. That's what

14:14

I always tell people. They're like, like,

14:16

I'm really suspicious about going on to

14:18

this location. I throw my armor over

14:20

the shoulder over their shoulder over their

14:22

shoulder of their shoulder. I'm like, like,

14:25

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

14:27

like, like, like, This guy goes to

14:29

this hotel room and Jimmy's there and

14:31

Jimmy's like, okay, so we're going to

14:33

start the game show. Gary's like, what?

14:35

Game show's in the hotel room. He's

14:37

like, yeah, well, I mean, like, this

14:39

is just part of the game show?

14:41

It's this weird, like, avant-garde thing. I

14:44

actually don't know what excuse he gave

14:46

him. You'd have to give me a

14:48

lot of an guard thing. I actually

14:50

don't know what excuse he gave him.

14:52

I don't know what excuse. taking my

14:54

clothes off part of the game show

14:56

with a bunch of nude challenges. So

14:58

Gary's taking his clothes off me and

15:00

nude and stuff like that in the

15:02

hotel room. Jimmy's just sitting there, I

15:05

guess, taking notes. But after Gary leaves,

15:07

he starts to like, feel suspicious about

15:09

it. He ends up going to the

15:11

police and saying, hey, I think something

15:13

weird happened to me. This guy asked

15:15

me to be on a game show.

15:17

I went to the hotel and the

15:19

cops are like, Start taking my clothes

15:21

off, start doing a bunch of nude

15:24

challenges. So the cops actually picked this

15:26

dude up. His names aren't really Jimmy

15:28

and Gary. We don't know anyone's names.

15:30

This is an ongoing criminal case. And

15:32

it turns out that not only was

15:34

Jimmy doing this, he's inviting men up

15:36

to a hotel room and telling them

15:38

to take their clothes off to be

15:40

in a game show. He was recording

15:43

the whole thing, which I'm sure was

15:45

pretty obvious. I'm sure it wasn't a

15:47

hidden camera, but I could be wrong.

15:49

And he'd been doing it. They had

15:51

a guy come forward from 2013. He

15:53

heard about this and he goes, oh,

15:55

that happened to me. He's hanging out

15:57

on him. and some dude asked me

15:59

if I wanted to be on a

16:01

game show, so the cops were like,

16:04

oh no, like they thought it was

16:06

just like this one, that's like, that

16:08

was their official response, they put out

16:10

a press release, oh no, they thought it

16:12

was just this one event. They arrested

16:14

the dude, charged him with voyeurism and let

16:17

him go, you know, able to go about

16:19

town, he's able to get hotel rooms, he's

16:21

running around London right now guys, and then

16:23

someone else came forward from 2013 ago, that

16:25

happened to me. So now the police are

16:28

saying, this guy could have been doing this

16:30

for seven years, they have no idea how

16:32

long this guy's been doing it, or how

16:34

many victims, it's kind of an interesting case.

16:36

The headlines, I'm gonna be

16:39

a little old man Jason on

16:41

this one, the headlines made me

16:43

think that the guy had built

16:45

a game show set. You're like

16:48

Jason, is that really your

16:50

takeaway from this story?

16:53

This perverts running around

16:55

getting young men to undress?

16:57

You know, listen, it sucks what

16:59

happens to those dudes, absolutely.

17:02

But whatever happened to

17:04

super criminals? Right like

17:07

this dude doesn't even go through

17:09

the trouble of building a set Yeah,

17:11

like Jason you're not about to use

17:13

the writler as an example. No

17:16

that long pause was me not

17:18

me trying to find an example

17:20

other than the writler Whatever happened

17:23

to super criminals man like people

17:25

who really put artistry and

17:27

I'm not talking about serial killers

17:29

because those dudes are lame across

17:32

the board. They're always big old

17:34

losers, but I'm talking about like

17:36

bank robbers where they like dress

17:38

up and matching outfits like these

17:40

are fictional stuff but what have

17:42

happened to point break or or

17:44

the town you're a bank robber

17:47

dressed up as another bank it would

17:49

be super confusing it'd be super

17:51

confusing to you you're getting robbed

17:53

you're like no no I'm the

17:55

wrong I'm the wrong bank whatever

17:57

happened to the artistry of

18:00

crime. Like was that all just

18:02

a lie? Like Moriarty and stuff

18:04

like that? Like figuring stuff out?

18:06

No one's stealing like big old

18:08

diamonds anymore? No one's a Batman

18:10

basically complaining. No one's a Batman

18:12

villain. No one's arcade being like

18:14

X-Men. I've caught you once again!

18:16

Yeah man! It's awful, dude. I

18:18

mean, I guess all crime is

18:21

awful in a way, but I

18:23

thought by now we would have

18:25

super criminals. I'm not like trying

18:27

to make fun of the victims.

18:29

I don't understand why crime isn't

18:31

like what I would understand. Why

18:33

bad man? It's not real. You

18:35

know what I mean? Nobody's putting

18:37

any effort into their criminal activities

18:39

anymore. I don't know thieves I

18:42

guess shoplifters are pretty ingenious nowadays

18:44

but most of the time the

18:46

art is gone the art is

18:48

gone people aren't wearing matching costumes

18:50

anymore there's not there's not a

18:52

guy named the penguin with an

18:54

army of penguins what happened to

18:56

the future I was promised so

18:58

hopefully this pervert in London is

19:01

put away get get cooler criminals

19:03

and again not serial killers those

19:05

people are lame oh look at

19:07

this riddle I guess they broke

19:09

this zodiac's code that like no

19:11

one had broke it for 35

19:13

years and the the message they

19:15

couldn't break was you'll never catch

19:17

me coppers so I guess they

19:19

probably expected something more from the

19:22

code I expected something more from

19:24

the code but again zodiac's pretty

19:26

lame okay flanco I turned flanco

19:28

was now wearing a super villain

19:30

outfit we're all in super villain

19:32

outfits we're dressed up as our

19:34

favorite super villains I'm Megatron. That

19:36

counts, by the way. We are

19:38

headed out, so call in that

19:40

carpenter Flanco. We are leaving behind

19:43

London. We are headed to the

19:45

jungles of Vietnam. Helicopters flying over

19:47

the... jungles, you gotta be quick,

19:49

you gotta be quick, Flanco, because

19:51

we are back in the year,

19:53

1972. The Vietnam War is in

19:55

full force right now, we got

19:57

our guns ready, loading them up,

19:59

I'm Megatron, so I'm just, someone

20:01

has me, you're loading me up,

20:04

you're loading me up, you're loading

20:06

me up, you're loading me up,

20:08

you're loading me up, I'm like,

20:10

oh, that tickles, I like that.

20:12

Flanco, we jump out, go, go,

20:14

go, go, we're running through the

20:16

jungles, we're running through the jungles,

20:18

we're running through the jungles, we're

20:20

running through the jungles, we're running

20:23

through the jungles, we're running through

20:25

the jungles, we're running through the

20:27

jungles, It's on the border of

20:29

Cambodia and Vietnam. It's April 1972.

20:31

U.S. Central Command has a mission.

20:33

They're going to send out a

20:35

unit of special forces troops. I

20:37

know all my terminology is wrong,

20:39

military dudes. Okay? Don't shoot me.

20:41

A unit of special forces is

20:44

moving through the jungle, moving through

20:46

Cambodia. Their goal is there is

20:48

a North Vietnamese listening station in

20:50

the area. They figure if they

20:52

can take that out. North Vietnamese

20:54

can't listen anymore. It deafens the

20:56

entire country. It's like Battle Los

20:58

Angeles. He destroys that, everyone just

21:00

falls down. But as they're getting

21:02

closer to the base, they notice

21:05

there's a little clearing in the

21:07

jungle. They see a silver sphere.

21:09

Big old silver sphere sitting in

21:11

the jungle. And they're looking at

21:13

each other. What's that, Sarge? One

21:15

of them says, and the Sarge

21:17

kind of looks a bit and

21:19

goes, I don't know. I have

21:21

no idea why you asked me.

21:24

I'm not a naked. They're looking

21:26

at this big silver sphere. They

21:28

could tell it has like three

21:30

legs, three little like landing things.

21:32

But if they're out here in

21:34

the jungle, they have a mission,

21:36

special forces, they're not allowed to

21:38

go. Special forces, they're not allowed

21:40

to go, they're all allowed to

21:42

go, special forces, they're not allowed

21:45

to go, they're not allowed to

21:47

go, right? Special forces, they're not

21:49

allowed to, right? But that's when

21:51

they see movement. Okay, guys, get

21:53

ready. get down. He's super loud.

21:55

He's yelling. Hey, everyone, look at

21:57

something's going. Everyone get down where

21:59

the US soldiers. He goes, guys,

22:01

guys, get down, get down. Probably

22:03

just holds his hand up and

22:06

everyone freezes. They train their guns

22:08

on this moving figure. Now, they

22:10

may have been unnerved by the

22:12

orb, but again, they got a

22:14

job to do. But when they

22:16

see what can only be described

22:18

as a gray alien walking around

22:20

the base of the ship, now

22:22

things just got real. One thing

22:25

they're noticing is as they're in

22:27

the vicinity of this orb, even

22:29

before they saw this creature, everyone

22:31

felt a little uneasy. That may

22:33

have been another reason why the

22:35

commander just wanted to side screw

22:37

it. They felt a little nauseous

22:39

around this thing. It was almost

22:41

like it was putting out some

22:43

sort of infrasound. But now that

22:46

they're actually seeing this alien walk

22:48

by, the fear accelerates. But again,

22:50

these are train soldiers. You have

22:52

to focus. Now in this clearing,

22:54

they see this orb, and then

22:56

they see like these bins. There's

22:58

like these metal bins around the

23:00

orb as well. And that's when

23:02

they see the gray alien walking

23:04

around, and they see several other

23:07

gray aliens now, very clearly in

23:09

this clearing, and they begin to

23:11

watch these creatures rummage through the

23:13

boxes. They'll pull stuff out of

23:15

one box, look at it for

23:17

a bit, maybe place it back

23:19

in, maybe take it to another

23:21

container in the area. And they're

23:23

watching this go on for just

23:26

a few seconds, and it clicks

23:28

to the sergeant and everyone else

23:30

in that group, what they're looking

23:32

at. Gray alien reaches into a

23:34

bin, pulls out a human arm,

23:36

looks at it, places it back

23:38

down. These aliens are moving through

23:40

this area, and it seems that

23:42

just out of view, there's a

23:44

pile of human... bodies because they

23:47

keep going to the certain area

23:49

and bringing stuff over and putting

23:51

it into one of these bins.

23:53

Something just snaps. The fear is

23:55

gone and the fears replaced with

23:57

hate. In a second, the commander

23:59

gives the order to open fire.

24:01

Bullets are ribbon through the jungle.

24:03

Aliens are like, oh no, oh

24:05

no, I knew I should have

24:08

called in sick today. They're running

24:10

around. Bullets are ripping through the

24:12

jungle. Now what those soldiers learn

24:14

very quickly is that they have

24:16

to put several rounds into one

24:18

of these guys to drop them,

24:20

if they drop them at all.

24:22

The aliens are traditionally great aliens,

24:24

but they're wearing silver suits. And

24:27

as the soldiers are opening fire,

24:29

they see that the bullets can't

24:31

penetrate these silver suits. Now I've

24:33

talked about this several times on

24:35

the show, the big problem with

24:37

gray aliens is the most vulnerable

24:39

part of their body is the

24:41

most important, i.e. your head. Humans

24:43

have tiny heads so we can

24:45

move, right? So we can... I

24:48

don't know if that's evolutionary, but

24:50

we have like the most important

24:52

part in the tiniest part of

24:54

our body. The aliens are the

24:56

opposite. Great aliens have giant eyes.

24:58

You could throw a stick of

25:00

butter and you're likely to hit

25:02

the dude in the eye. And

25:04

then he has butter in his

25:06

eye, which is the worst thing

25:09

possible. So the soldiers are... shooting

25:11

them and the bullets aren't necessarily

25:13

bouncing off the metal, but they're

25:15

not doing damage. So they just

25:17

aim, they just aim up like

25:19

an inch. And then start exploding.

25:21

Great aliens heads! Heads

25:23

were just getting split down the middle

25:26

the gray aliens They were getting massacred.

25:28

They also have their own weapons It's

25:30

noted in this story that they that

25:33

several US soldiers were killed by an

25:35

unknown weapon most likely a beam weapon

25:37

Generally gray aliens are associated with a

25:40

beam weapon sometimes it even looks like

25:42

a flashlight But it doesn't matter too,

25:44

because the U.S. soldiers are just like,

25:47

tack, tack, tack, tack, tack, tack, tack,

25:49

tack, tack, tack, just lighting these dudes

25:51

of arms and legs and torsos, and

25:54

everything like that, and just throwing them

25:56

on the U.S. One alien walks up,

25:58

he hits the side of the UFO,

26:01

landing plane comes down, the other aliens

26:03

are holding much of body parts, hurry

26:05

up, hurry up, hurry up, they drag

26:08

as much human remains as they can

26:10

onto the ship. The door closes, an

26:12

interesting detail is the three legs, the

26:15

three landing legs, whatever those are called,

26:17

they seem to be fused into the

26:19

ship. The soldiers said it was really

26:22

weird because it looked like it was

26:24

all one piece, but then the legs

26:26

retracted as it was going off. They

26:29

just looked bizarre. It didn't look like

26:31

they could do that. It was weird,

26:33

it's just one of those small details

26:36

that, I thought it was a weird

26:38

detail, they thought it was one fused

26:40

piece of metal, but then the legs

26:43

just retract in, they're like, huh? Which

26:45

is funny and not I think about

26:47

it, you just killed 20 great aliens,

26:50

and you're like, but look at those

26:52

legs! Ship flies off. They also say

26:54

didn't fly off very quickly. It's kind

26:56

of like, took its time. So again,

26:59

small details sometimes matter that make these

27:01

stories, stand out, stand out. Stand out.

27:03

And here's another detail. The U.S. soldiers,

27:06

they radio it in and they go,

27:08

hey, you know that whole North Vietnamese

27:10

listening station you wanted us to take

27:13

out? Well, we might be a little

27:15

late. We might be a little late.

27:17

And as they're waiting for other forces

27:20

to come in and kind of take

27:22

care of the area, like this isn't

27:24

something they're not going to move on

27:27

now. Like obviously this is of essential

27:29

importance. What were these things? What were

27:31

they doing here? Got shot by the

27:34

alien weapons? They're like Jimmy, Jimmy. You

27:36

shouldn't have that game show. And Jason's

27:38

run out of names. But Jimmy, Jimmy,

27:41

stay with me, stay with me. And

27:43

Jimmy's all, come on down. And then,

27:45

Jimmy would melt. The soldiers who would

27:48

have been hit by this beam weapon

27:50

melted. They didn't melt like Wizard of

27:52

Oz. They decompose, just their skin would

27:55

open up and organs would be all

27:57

there and then the organs would wither

27:59

away. Supposedly the... CIA came out here

28:02

immediately began debriefing these troops and then

28:04

administered drugs to them so they would

28:06

never remember it. This is where the

28:09

story starts to get a little more

28:11

suspicious because the story doesn't actually get

28:13

revealed until the 1980s when two of

28:16

the soldiers in this unit start to

28:18

remember it. That can sometimes be either

28:20

starting to remember the event or starting

28:23

to remember that they can make a

28:25

lot of money by claiming... they fought

28:27

aliens. But it doesn't seem like that

28:30

was the case, because again, this is

28:32

a super obscure story. They ended up

28:34

trying to track down other members of

28:37

their unit, and they got a hold

28:39

of a couple of them, and they

28:41

went and met a man named Leonard

28:44

Stringfield. And I got the story from

28:46

Think About a Docs.com. They got it

28:48

from Leonard Stringfield, and it's actually interesting.

28:51

He, it seems to be one of

28:53

those huge UFOologists that no one's ever

28:55

heard of. Like his Wikipedia pages, maybe

28:58

two paragraphs. People talk about him in

29:00

high esteem. He wrote four books, three

29:02

of them, which are out of print.

29:05

It's $80 to $100 to buy copies

29:07

of these, which again are signs that

29:09

the book is in high esteem. Like

29:12

if the book is full of garbage,

29:14

there's tons of books on Amazon that

29:16

are garbage and no one will buy.

29:19

His books go up to $400, really,

29:21

for first editions of this. They're all

29:23

written in the 70s and early 80s,

29:26

and this story is one of them.

29:28

He talks about these soldiers coming to

29:30

him. I'm going to try to get

29:33

a hold of one of his books.

29:35

There's one that's a little bit cheaper,

29:37

but it's of a different series. I'm

29:40

going to try to get a hold

29:42

of it. Take a look and see

29:44

more what's going on there. I find

29:46

the story fascinating because it makes a

29:49

lot of sense. In a war zone,

29:51

aliens would rule supreme. All of their

29:53

sort of experiments with cattle mutilation, kidnapping

29:56

humans, doing anything like that would work

29:58

ten times better in a war zone,

30:00

because people would go missing. Body parts

30:03

would be found actually now that I

30:05

think about it. I wonder if a

30:07

it's gonna sound ridiculous, but I'm being

30:10

totally serious I wonder if a so

30:12

this is not the end I had

30:14

planned as to talk about how kind

30:17

of dark it is to think that

30:19

while humans are fighting each other aliens

30:21

are watching over us and at our

30:24

lowest most basis point i.e. violence against

30:26

each other the aliens are kind of

30:28

picking us off one by one and

30:31

then harvesting us and we would never

30:33

know that was the alien I had

30:35

planned but this is the nature of

30:38

this show but if thing about aliens

30:40

are flying around and they're abducting cowels

30:42

for cattle mutilation You second them up

30:45

into their ship and then you're like

30:47

dissecting them and then you're dropping them

30:49

off. We know aliens can do lost

30:52

time and we know aliens can abduct

30:54

stuff through walls. That's another power that

30:56

aliens have. Why wouldn't it be possible

30:59

for aliens to abduct cows while they're

31:01

in the slaughterhouse? Cows sitting in a

31:03

pin about to get like slaughtered and

31:06

stuff like that he's about to be

31:08

let out into the slaughterhouse and aliens

31:10

freeze time. And now I know why

31:13

they do in the middle of nowhere

31:15

because you don't have to do all

31:17

this stuff But the aliens basically I'm

31:20

not gonna say like they put on

31:22

they put on lapcoats and they're walked

31:24

through their war They're dressed up as

31:27

slaughterhouse workers and they're like hey, howdy

31:29

Bob? What if aliens are abducting cows

31:31

right before they're slaughtered taking out all

31:34

their organs and then putting them back

31:36

in the slaughterhouse and you go Jason

31:38

You obviously know nothing about slaughterhouses. It's

31:41

not like the cows just It's not

31:43

like just the cows are on a

31:45

conveyor belt and their butt holes missing.

31:48

Like people are going to be suspicious

31:50

of that. Humans don't carve out the

31:52

butt hole, at least not the first

31:55

pass. They say that for the windy's

31:57

chili. I don't know, like, wouldn't it

31:59

make more sense? Think about it. If

32:02

aliens are cutting people up and they're

32:04

using bodies in Vietnam, all war zones,

32:06

I think it would make sense. Aliens

32:09

are using that time to abduct people

32:11

and to observe humanity and again at

32:13

our worst. Couldn't aliens also do that

32:16

for slaughterhouses where they're abducting cows? How

32:18

come? You know what? I don't want

32:20

to keep going off on this because

32:23

the episodes are... running along. But how

32:25

come Alien Zone of Duck Chickens or

32:27

Pigs? Have we ever found a whale

32:29

with its butt hole removed? I don't

32:32

think anyone's looking. They're like, I'll be

32:34

right back, Jason. They're getting their scuba

32:36

suit. They're flying around. They're like, not

32:39

yet, but I'll keep trying. Why is

32:41

it cows? Why don't we see it?

32:43

I know like they'll have like chicken

32:46

mutilations, but most of the time those

32:48

are associated with like hoodoo and those

32:50

are usually found in areas where you

32:53

have religions that practice chicken sacrifice But

32:55

how come if we have all of

32:57

the I know we have goats and

33:00

a lot of people apply that to

33:02

the chupikabra which 100% doesn't exist By

33:04

the way, I give a lot of

33:07

credit to aliens and big fun stuff

33:09

like that. Chupacobber does not exist. This

33:11

episode is going on too long, so

33:14

I gotta wrap this up. I'll talk

33:16

about that in some other episode. I

33:18

think I've talked about it before, but

33:21

why cows? Like I understand why I

33:23

know abduct humans because we're so dope.

33:25

Do aliens abduct ants, and steady ants?

33:28

Why cows? That's an interesting question. I

33:30

never, ever thought about that before. Yeah,

33:32

goats, sure, they are killed. And again,

33:35

it's not the cheap Akabra. Something might

33:37

be doing that. So goats and cows,

33:39

but why not pigs or oxen? Horses?

33:42

I know there's, again, whenever we see

33:44

a horse mutilation, it's almost all, this

33:46

is weird. I gotta wrap this episode

33:49

up. Horse mutilations are almost always tied

33:51

to sexual perversion. There's like a weird.

33:53

pervert thing, like that play equis, but

33:56

in real life where you go around

33:58

and you stab horses and masturbate. I'm

34:00

not an o'it, but I've come across

34:03

the lot of... I'm not gonna say

34:05

that, right? Just weird. I don't know

34:07

why. Why cows? Hey everyone, this is

34:10

Jason from the future before this episode

34:12

ends with me just saying why cows

34:14

over and over again. I actually did

34:17

look it up while I... was editing.

34:19

Apparently, I didn't know this, the term

34:21

cattle, term cattle doesn't just mean cows.

34:24

It's basically any domesticated animal. And so

34:26

when people say cattle mutilation, I always

34:28

just figured that was cows. There goes,

34:31

I always say I've been researching this

34:33

stuff for 30 years. I never looked

34:35

up the definition of cattle. So there

34:38

are pig mutilations and sheep mutilations. Horses,

34:40

other than the Disgusting Sex Act that

34:42

I was talking about, there have been

34:45

at least one reported unexplained horse mutilation.

34:47

So, you know, so there's your update,

34:49

more disgusting stuff going on. Horse, again,

34:52

I think it's mostly gross dudes. But

34:54

maybe, maybe there's some gross aliens out

34:56

there. So I wanted to go ahead

34:59

and clarify that for you. We always

35:01

hear stories about gray aliens abducting people

35:03

for experiments, but then we also hear

35:06

stories from people talking about a galactic

35:08

brotherhood of these grayes coming down and

35:10

telling us to stop polluting the environment

35:13

or to disarm our nuclear missiles. And

35:15

while those may be good things in

35:17

theory, they're actually probably really good things.

35:19

You got to question the motivation of

35:22

the people asking you to do that.

35:24

Sure, nuclear bombs aren't great, but they

35:26

may be our only line of defense

35:29

against aliens. So the next time someone

35:31

tries telling you some hippie story about

35:33

these gray aliens just trying to help

35:36

us raise our consciousness, I want you

35:38

to remember this story, where they were

35:40

harvesting human body parts. For what goal?

35:43

Who knows? But it couldn't have been

35:45

good. It's always suspicious when the person

35:47

telling you to lay down your arms

35:50

also has a crate of human arms

35:52

in their house. That's never happened before.

35:54

But if it did happen, if it

35:57

did happen, it would be C versus

35:59

C. I'm very very suspicious

36:01

of the gray alien Galactic

36:04

Brotherhood if they're picking up body

36:06

parts in the middle of a

36:08

Cambodian jungle. Who knows what the

36:10

aliens were doing in that jungle

36:13

in Cambodia, but I can almost

36:15

guarantee it was nothing good. And

36:17

we can all rest easy knowing

36:19

that the aliens took heavy casualties

36:22

during that conflict. Let that be

36:24

a lesson to these gray body

36:26

harvesting aliens. When the day comes...

36:28

We will fight back. You want me to

36:30

lay down these arms? Come and get

36:32

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