Retro Rabbit - The Bridesmaids Conspiracy

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without the ads. A cult that I

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in Japan gives a

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bride and her bridesmaids.

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And a conspiracy to

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ever. Today on Dead

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Rabbit Radio. Hey

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everyone, welcome back to another episode of

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Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm your host Jason Carpenter.

0:55

I'm having a great day. I hope you're

0:57

having a great day, too. I actually got

1:00

my flu shot today, and they gave me

1:02

some new antibiotics for my sinus infection. So

1:04

I overslept. I came home, ate some lunch,

1:06

took my medicine, and slept. I'm recording this

1:09

a little bit later, but I think it's

1:11

still going to come out around at the same

1:13

time. So, sorry about that, but I needed

1:15

to get some rest. Let's talk

1:17

about forest fins treasure.

1:19

And more appropriately, the

1:21

cult of forest fin. Now when

1:24

I did the episode on forest

1:26

fins treasure, it was a

1:28

basic story that was the lead-in

1:31

of the podcast. I basically

1:33

have a structure where I have

1:35

a lead-in and then I have a

1:37

main story. I spent, it was about

1:39

an eight, ten minute long segment, I believe.

1:42

This is the bulk of the story. He's

1:44

a man who was a cancer survivor.

1:46

He wanted to leave his legacy.

1:48

He buried a treasure. Sorry, hid a

1:51

treasure. I got called out because he

1:53

didn't actually bury it. But anyways, so

1:55

he hid a treasure. And people have been

1:58

looking forward for the past... eight

2:00

years now and I present that story

2:02

and then the last like minute I'm

2:04

like I think it's a hoax I

2:07

don't think he really buried it I

2:09

think he just wanted people to read

2:11

his memoir and I think people's biggest

2:13

fear is leaving the world with no

2:16

legacy and that was it and then

2:18

I was like and the next story

2:20

is much a shadow people showed up

2:23

in Sacramento and they were like running

2:25

around my grandma's backyard I don't know

2:27

why people think this is a news

2:29

broadcast it obviously isn't but I got

2:32

some very very stiff resistance to the

2:34

forced fin story. I got a lot

2:36

of pushback on that one. Now I'm

2:39

a big boy, I can take criticism,

2:41

whatever. But the force and the amount

2:43

of feedback I got on that one

2:45

in a very very short amount of

2:48

time was startling. How dare I insult

2:50

their leader? How dare I question the

2:52

word of such an honorable man? Do

2:55

I have proof that he didn't bury

2:57

the treasure? If I don't have proof,

2:59

then I can't say, how dare? I

3:01

question the word of a man who

3:04

honorably served our country. I am nothing.

3:06

I am a couch potato, I think

3:08

they called me that. Is that even

3:11

still a word? But anyways... It was

3:13

startling. Now, I've gotten pushback on other

3:15

videos before. Generally, I can expect it

3:17

coming. Anti-cosmic Satanism, I got a little

3:20

bit of pushback on. And that was

3:22

expected, because I was like, I'm talking

3:24

about someone's belief system. I'll probably get

3:27

some pushback. And they did. They called

3:29

me an idiot and said I should

3:31

get punched in the head. And that

3:33

was it. The cult of forest fin.

3:36

They believe in him so much that

3:38

the second anyone questions it, especially an

3:40

outsider, they come out with knives ready.

3:43

It was incredibly bizarre. I do want

3:45

to say that I'm going to call

3:47

this segment, get rich. or die lying.

3:50

Because I think that's what's going on.

3:52

I think that the forest fin treasure

3:54

is a hoax completely. And I can't

3:56

believe none of them. They call themselves

3:59

the fanatics. Ridiculous. The fanatics, the clues

4:01

are in the book to where the

4:03

treasure is. But actually the biggest clue

4:06

is the title of the book. The

4:08

thrill of the chase. It's all about

4:10

the search. There is no treasure. There

4:12

is no treasure. There is absolutely no

4:15

treasure. Hidden. I got in trouble because

4:17

I used the word buried. It's not

4:19

buried. It's not buried you. You bad

4:22

journalist fake news. It's hidden. So this

4:24

is the story that they believe. Brief

4:26

Recap is an 80 year old man

4:28

took a heavy bronze chest filled a

4:31

full of artifacts that he says are

4:33

in there. Carried it somewhere, so it

4:35

can't be too far away from a

4:38

main road. But anyways, he hiked it

4:40

away and didn't bury it, which I

4:42

said multiple times in the original story,

4:44

and they're like, he didn't bury it!

4:47

He hit it! Okay, he hit it!

4:49

And no one's found it for eight

4:51

years. He left a little treasure map,

4:54

he left this little clues, to tell

4:56

you where it's at, and no one

4:58

can find it. And it's not buried.

5:00

So it should be fairly visible, behind

5:03

a fairly visible, behind a waterfall, behind

5:05

a bush, something like that. People have

5:07

wasted their time, their money, people have

5:10

died, they've wasted their life following this

5:12

cult. It's a hoax. It's an absolute

5:14

hoax and it's in the title of

5:16

the book, the thrill of the chase.

5:19

He's selling you the adventure, not the

5:21

treasure. The thrill of the chase. He's

5:23

selling you the adventure, not the treasure.

5:26

The thrill of the chase. Because that's

5:28

what's important. He sold you the memoir,

5:30

you're reading his story, he goes on

5:32

these blogs, he goes on these blogsues

5:35

up the back of their spine. That's

5:37

putting it politely, this is a family

5:39

podcast. They're probably doing other things when

5:42

they hear from Forrest Finn, but this

5:44

story doesn't wash. When people started to

5:46

question whether or not that this treasure

5:49

even existed in the first place, Forrest

5:51

Finn miraculously... came up with a photo

5:53

that he had taken in 2010 but

5:55

forgot about it was on an old

5:58

laptop. He goes, oh I just found

6:00

a laptop that happened to have a

6:02

picture of the treasure. Here's seven years

6:05

later here's a photo of it. That's

6:07

kind of weird that when people are

6:09

questioning it in the media because people

6:11

are dying now all of a sudden

6:14

you find an old photo of it.

6:16

Now again a skeptic or a no

6:18

not a skeptic a normal person would

6:21

see that and go that's kind of

6:23

odd. But the fanatics, like fan addict,

6:25

but with thin put into it, ridiculous.

6:27

They believe that, oh no, no, this

6:30

is just more proof. They spend their

6:32

time and their money and people have

6:34

died looking for this treasure. It is

6:37

a cult. If you question it, you

6:39

are immediately castigated for it. If you

6:41

are an outsider, you're a non-believer. See,

6:43

I had to prove that the treasure

6:46

wasn't buried. It wasn't up to them

6:48

to prove that it was. And that's

6:50

child logic. I don't have to prove

6:53

that Santa Claus doesn't exist. You have

6:55

to prove to me that he does.

6:57

You're making the extraordinary claim that an

6:59

80-year-old man carried a heavy bronze box

7:02

full of gold and jewels that he's

7:04

accumulated over the years and hit it

7:06

somewhere, not buried it, hit it, and

7:09

it's never been found. You have to

7:11

prove to me that that exists. But

7:13

the cult is so ingrained in this

7:15

group that any insult to their dear

7:18

leader. is taken as the insulter, just

7:20

is morally deficient. So I found a

7:22

list of signs of occult. And out

7:25

of the 15 signs, this group has

7:27

nine. The group displays excessively zealous and

7:29

unquestioning commitment to its leader. Questioning doubt

7:32

and dissent are discouraged or even punished.

7:34

The group is elitist, claiming a special

7:36

exalted status for itself. See, they're smarter

7:38

than us. A lot of times on

7:41

the websites, they'll be like, people who

7:43

don't believe us, just think that... They're

7:45

smarter than the clues. They should be

7:48

able to find it. If they can't

7:50

find it, then it doesn't exist. No,

7:52

it doesn't exist because it doesn't exist.

7:54

It doesn't exist because the story doesn't

7:57

make sense. That's it. It doesn't make

7:59

sense at all. If he had buried

8:01

it, sorry, hit it, and a week

8:04

later, somebody found it, or a year

8:06

later, or five years later, maybe. But

8:08

it's been eight years now. He's saying

8:10

it may not be found for a

8:13

thousand years. Yeah, it won't be found

8:15

in a million years, because it doesn't

8:17

exist. The group has a polarized us

8:20

versus them mentality. Subservient's little leader or

8:22

group requires members to cut ties with

8:24

friends and families. Not so much, but

8:26

and radically alter the personal goals and

8:29

activities they had before joining the group,

8:31

go to the credit thread for Forrest

8:33

Finn. It's crazy. People plan their lives

8:36

and all be like, oh, I was

8:38

up so late looking at my newest

8:40

solve. That's what they call it. I

8:42

was looking at my solving. People will

8:45

post there, like, hey, I think I

8:47

know what this part of the clue

8:49

is. You're an insular group. And they'll

8:52

talk about, man, I've wasted so much

8:54

time, sorry, not wasted, I've spent so

8:56

much time, well I think it's waste,

8:58

but I spent so much time working

9:01

on this and blah blah blah blah.

9:03

So sad. The group is preoccupied with

9:05

making money is another sign of a

9:08

cult. I think that's the interesting point

9:10

is that Forrest Finn is a cult

9:12

leader, but he's not selling you eternal

9:14

salvation. He's not a religious cult leader

9:17

in that sense. He's selling you salvation

9:19

here. He is telling you that if

9:21

you believe in him and follow his

9:24

word, you can have millions of dollars.

9:26

Like he's selling you salvation here. So

9:28

that's the salvation he sells. And you'll

9:31

read when you go to these Reddit

9:33

forms. People are in money woes. They're

9:35

having money woes, but they get this

9:37

puzzle and they think they can find

9:40

this treasure. And they end up spending

9:42

money to travel out there and walk

9:44

around in the bushes for a week.

9:47

And they find nothing because it doesn't

9:49

exist. And this guy, this forest fin

9:51

guy, is totally getting off on this.

9:53

His legacy is completely... A hundred, this

9:56

is what I said on the original

9:58

episode, a hundred years from now, people

10:00

will still be looking for this. It

10:03

doesn't exist. And the sad thing is,

10:05

Forrest Finn's name will be remembered a

10:07

hundred years from now, like his treasure.

10:09

But the people who are spending their

10:12

lives now looking for it, they'll be

10:14

forgotten. Their legacy is gone. They're never

10:16

going to find it. They're never going

10:19

to stumble upon the box. I'm sure

10:21

they daydream about finding it. And then

10:23

everyone else on Reddit being jealous that

10:25

they found it. And then them meeting

10:28

Forrest Finn and they're nervous and they're

10:30

shaking his hand for the first time.

10:32

And then they're on the Ellen show

10:35

and they tell their story about how

10:37

they found it. It's never going to

10:39

happen. It's total daydreams. The people who

10:41

are spending their lives looking for them.

10:44

Colts are insane. So you have, I

10:46

mean secular cults can be just as

10:48

damaging two people. And the thing is,

10:51

is people, the thing about cults is

10:53

people feel, the people who are in

10:55

cults are people who are too smart

10:57

to fall for cults. It's really bizarre.

11:00

You fall, you think that I'm a

11:02

smart person. I can never fall for

11:04

such hokum. And then someone sells you

11:07

something to you, and it makes you

11:09

double down because you've already spent your

11:11

time and your money and you believe

11:13

in him so much. You can't question

11:16

it, because if you question it, you're

11:18

questioning the last eight years of your

11:20

life. If you say, you know what,

11:23

I don't think it existed. Basically, that

11:25

is a complete insult to your soul.

11:27

You've put so much into this hoax

11:30

that when someone puts something forward, it

11:32

actually is insulting to you. as an

11:34

individual because you've bought into this lie.

11:36

Do I think this is going to

11:39

change anyone's mind? I would hope so.

11:41

The reason why I'm doing this segment

11:43

is because to the people who aren't

11:46

in a cult, I think it's important

11:48

to see that these things can pop

11:50

up anywhere. Absolutely anywhere. I just thought

11:52

it was interesting because again, I didn't,

11:55

I, it was a, it was, it

11:57

was, it, it was a starter story.

11:59

It was a story, I was like,

12:02

oh, this will be a fun thing

12:04

to talk about. And it exposed something

12:06

dark and raw and a lot of

12:08

people. He, it doesn't exist, guys. It

12:11

flat out doesn't exist. And the sooner

12:13

that you recognize it doesn't exist, and

12:15

move on and build your legacy, the

12:18

happier you'll be. That being said, there

12:20

is a television series starting about this

12:22

treasure, so I think they'll just be

12:24

more fanatics in the coming years. The

12:27

next story we're going to talk about

12:29

is fairly dark, so we'll try to

12:31

keep it light as much as we

12:34

can. So this is a story of...

12:36

This takes place in Japan, so we're

12:38

hopping on the carpenter copter, we're leaving

12:40

Forest Fence coal compound and they're like

12:43

shooting at us as we're flying away,

12:45

we're like, get down! They're throwing fake

12:47

gold at us as we're flying away

12:50

from their compound. We're taking a trip

12:52

to Japan. I've never been to Japan,

12:54

I've only seen what it looks like

12:56

on television, it looks pretty dope. My

12:59

little brother's been there though, he said

13:01

the arcades are awesome, but anyway, so

13:03

the carpenter, so the carpenter copter, we're...

13:06

Wipe the gold dust off of the

13:08

rotors because they did get us a

13:10

couple times with their nuggets and We're

13:12

gonna talk about sutumu Meazaki. So sutomu

13:15

Meazaki was this young dude. Well, obviously

13:17

I mean everyone but I guess not

13:19

women but anyway, so he was this

13:22

young guy and when he was born

13:24

his Hands were kind of fused into

13:26

his wrist. So he had this physical

13:29

deformity and people made fun of him

13:31

because he's growing up and his hands

13:33

look all gimpy and stuff and so

13:35

your kids are cruel and they're making

13:38

fun of him. And so you had

13:40

a really hard time connecting with people.

13:42

He lost his, he lost himself into

13:45

Otaku culture. Now, Otaku basically is like

13:47

low. It's funny because in America, Otaku

13:49

kind of has a different connotation. It's

13:51

kind of like a nerd, like you

13:54

have a magazine called Otaku, but it's

13:56

probably closer to the British term neat.

13:58

It's probably closer because neat means not,

14:01

neat means not employed in education or

14:03

training. So basically it's a lopher. It's

14:05

basically a lopher, neat. Otaku in Japan,

14:07

it's the same thing. It's not like,

14:10

oh look at me, I'm a quine

14:12

nerd, it's like you're a loser. You

14:14

spend all your time reading comic books

14:17

and watching cartoons, and that's, you can

14:19

do that stuff, but you also have

14:21

to be a productive member of society.

14:23

Over here, it's a little more, it

14:26

has a better meaning, but over there,

14:28

it's like, you're a total, you're, you're

14:30

a loser. So, Sutom, so let's just

14:33

call Meizaki, I can say that easier.

14:35

So Meazaki was reading comic books, manga,

14:37

sorry. And then he... So it had

14:39

a bunch of anime and he was

14:42

watching horror movies. He was really in

14:44

the horror movies, particularly the Guinea Pig

14:46

series, which is a Gore-centered horror. It's

14:49

basically just people being chopped up. Supposedly

14:51

looks really realistic. So he was into

14:53

that. He was in a horror movies.

14:55

He was reading manga. That was pretty

14:58

much all he did. His father was

15:00

fairly successful in the town and wanted

15:02

him to take over the business. And

15:05

Miyazaki was like, no, I don't want

15:07

to do that. So they repeat, people

15:09

were giving him opportunities to move forward

15:12

with his life. His grandfather, he was

15:14

closest to his grandfather, and his grandfather

15:16

died, and he, this is really the

15:18

start of when all this breaks down,

15:21

and this story takes place in the

15:23

80s. His grandfather dies, and it was

15:25

the only person that he ever felt

15:28

really close to, and so Meazaki, when

15:30

no one was looking ate some of

15:32

his ashes? Yeah, we're going there. And

15:34

then he started to have other behavioral

15:37

problems. At one point he was caught

15:39

spying on his sister taking a shower.

15:41

And when she confronted him he attacked

15:44

her and then the mom came and

15:46

started yelling at him and he attacked

15:48

her too. So the guy's obviously a

15:50

little mental... imbalanced, least of all attacking

15:53

the women, taking the showers and all

15:55

that stuff, most of all eating the

15:57

ashes. What happens is between August 1988

16:00

and June 1989, this kid, this physically

16:02

deformed kid, who had it rough growing

16:04

up and was in a society where

16:06

work was highly valued and he just

16:09

want to sit around and read comic

16:11

books and watch horror movies. it's something

16:13

sparks in him and he decides to

16:16

go okay I can either get a

16:18

job sit around and read comic books

16:20

and just keep doing what I'm doing

16:22

or start murdering people so over the

16:25

course of a year he murders four

16:27

little girls between the ages of four

16:29

and seven and commits acts like necrophilia

16:32

and cannibalism and trophies he takes their

16:34

feet home he starts sending letters to

16:36

the family of the girls One of

16:38

them said, Mari, cremated, bones, investigate, proof.

16:41

So the guy is a real... Dick.

16:43

And eventually, he is caught trying to

16:45

pick up his fifth victim. The dad

16:48

finds him, doing stuff with this girl,

16:50

and basically chases him down and then

16:52

calls the cops. He gets arrested. He's

16:54

completely emotionalist, surprise, surprise, surprise, and trial.

16:57

His father kills himself, out of shame,

16:59

of the whole affair. And he's eventually

17:01

hung by the government. And there was

17:04

a bit of a controversy because when

17:06

they were taking photos of his apartment

17:08

for evidence, they had rows and rows

17:11

and rows of these manga. And some

17:13

of it was mainstream, but some of

17:15

it was more controversial stuff. And then

17:17

his horror movies and people said that

17:20

the government was trying to make Otaku

17:22

culture look bad. And that stuff was

17:24

inserted. by the crime scene people which

17:27

is an insane conspiracy theory i don't

17:29

think they have like buckets of they're

17:31

like hey dude go gut those lump

17:33

comic books we're gonna stick them in

17:36

this guy's shelves will make them look

17:38

like a lunatic now He had it,

17:40

and he was dubbed the Otaku Killer.

17:43

Or the little girl killer was another

17:45

nickname of his. That's an overview. I

17:47

don't like to dwell, especially crimes against

17:49

children. I don't want to be like,

17:52

oh, and then he crept into the

17:54

back seat. And with a leery look

17:56

in his eye. That's not this kind

17:59

of podcast. Like again, there are certain

18:01

stories where I think that stuff is

18:03

important. But I don't think it's important

18:05

to this story. I don't talk about

18:08

that when I'm talking about like big,

18:10

I'm talking about like big, like big,

18:12

like, like big, like, like, like, like,

18:15

big, big, like, big, big, getting, getting,

18:17

getting, getting, getting, getting, like, like, like,

18:19

like, like, like, like, big, like, big,

18:21

like, big, big, big, But again, I

18:24

don't think that's important to this particular

18:26

story. I think what's important to this

18:28

story is two things. One, it is

18:31

very easy to go from being an

18:33

outsider to slipping out of reality. It's

18:35

very, very easy. I almost feel like

18:37

our brain tricks us into that. What

18:40

happens is you start off by removing

18:42

yourself little by little from human interactions

18:44

with people for good or bad reasons.

18:47

There may be reasons why you're like,

18:49

you know what, I don't want to

18:51

hang out in my house anymore. My

18:53

parents are abusive. My sister is doing

18:56

this, whatever. So it's not always a

18:58

bad thing to kind of step out.

19:00

But what happens is people will start

19:03

to step out too far. And then

19:05

let's say that you're having trouble at

19:07

your home life and then you start

19:10

hanging out with homeless kids, which I've

19:12

had a lot of interactions with. And

19:14

that was their new family. So even

19:16

though they had stepped out of the

19:19

bounds of the bounds of the normal

19:21

society. They now had a new family

19:23

with new rules and new senses of

19:26

loyalty and new things to do and

19:28

to follow and to entertain them. But

19:30

the thing is is that you will

19:32

sometimes also move out of that social

19:35

bubble and you keep moving so you're

19:37

basically you encapsulate yourself in you are

19:39

your own social network. And it's when

19:42

that loneliness takes over is when you

19:44

start to feel like you can do

19:46

anything. That's when reality truly breaks for

19:48

you. Because you have no social ties

19:51

whatsoever. You don't want to have social

19:53

ties with mainstream society, that's fine. You

19:55

can find social ties. in other places.

19:58

We're a social species and we should

20:00

be bound to each other in one

20:02

way or the other. I think the

20:04

internet is a double-edged sword. I think

20:07

it can make people find social groups.

20:09

They didn't know that we're out there

20:11

and that's really good. And I think

20:14

it can isolate people even more. because

20:16

they go on the internet and they

20:18

see all these people who they presume

20:20

are having better lives than them and

20:23

it makes them feel like even more

20:25

of an outsider. I think the internet

20:27

is great for building social networks and

20:30

I think that's a great tool for

20:32

it. And here's a fun fact about

20:34

me. I'm actually more shy online than

20:36

I am in real life. In real

20:39

life I will walk up to a

20:41

total stranger and start a conversation. All

20:43

the time. Online. I lurk. I very

20:46

rarely interact with people online. I'm actually

20:48

more shy online than I am in

20:50

real life. And I think it's because

20:52

when I'm talking to someone in real

20:55

life, I can look at them and

20:57

I can read them and I can

20:59

tell how engaged they are in the

21:02

conversation and whether or not they want

21:04

to keep talking to me or whether

21:06

or not they're lying to me or

21:09

whatever thing. I'm really good at reading

21:11

body language online that's all gone. I

21:13

can't. I'm very, very, very, very shy

21:15

online. But I think for most people

21:18

it's the reverse. So a key component,

21:20

especially for you or if you're seeing

21:22

people stepping out of the like cutting

21:25

those social bonds to an extreme degree,

21:27

that's where we have trouble like this.

21:29

This guy and people tried helping him

21:31

and he kept pulling himself further and

21:34

further away from that social group that

21:36

is important to us as apes as

21:38

social animals. So I would hope that

21:41

if you find yourself doing that, there

21:43

is a social group out there for

21:45

you. Hopefully your social group isn't budding

21:47

serial killers. That would be an actual,

21:50

probably bad social group. But if you

21:52

find yourself cutting the ties to society,

21:54

your best bet is to go. Instead

21:57

of saying, you know, I don't like

21:59

my home life or I don't like

22:01

the church or I don't like politics

22:03

or this political party or whatever, instead

22:06

of saying I'm going to... it all

22:08

away, say I'm going to find another

22:10

group that I think will fit better

22:13

with. That's really your best bet. And

22:15

if you can't, then try to find

22:17

a group online. You know, my second

22:19

thing that I want to talk about,

22:22

and I'm going to have to dedicate

22:24

a whole segment to this of why

22:26

I just don't like serial killers to

22:29

begin with, but I'm going to address

22:31

it very shortly here. I don't like

22:33

serial killers because they attack the weakest

22:35

of the week. They are not hunters

22:38

of men. They are not the dark

22:40

side of humanity. They're limp-dicked punks who

22:42

kill women, who kill elderly people, and

22:45

who kill children. They're not killing UFC

22:47

fighters or Marines. They're not chasing down,

22:49

you know, bodybuilders and boxing them. No.

22:51

Their Ted Bundy is tricking young, naive,

22:54

good-hearted women to come to a cabin

22:56

with him. Oh my god, call up

22:58

a movie producer. We have to make

23:01

a movie about that. That is a,

23:03

that is the darkest side of humanity.

23:05

No, you, you can't get it up.

23:08

Limp dick wasn't just a turn of

23:10

phrase. You literally can't get a heart

23:12

on unless you're killing somebody. And they're

23:14

always somebody weaker than you who reminded

23:17

you of your mom or your ex-girlfriend.

23:19

Yeah, I'm really impressed by you guys.

23:21

Absolutely. It's ridiculous. Now I'm probably getting

23:24

an email from a serial killer killer,

23:26

but... And they'll say, well, I kill

23:28

Marines, and I'm sure, I'm sure there

23:30

is one serial killer out there who

23:33

has killed a bunch of Marines, but

23:35

I would be shocked. And then I

23:37

was talking about this with Veronica, and

23:40

she said, well, what about Jeffrey Dahmer,

23:42

he killed men, and I go, yeah,

23:44

he killed very skinny men. He killed

23:46

young men. One of his victims was

23:49

16 years old. And he had to

23:51

drug them up. And he had to

23:53

drug them. or drill the hole in

23:56

their brain actually, but... So again, he's

23:58

not going toe to toe with these

24:00

guys. That's why I said, and I

24:02

go, I'll give, you know, like you

24:05

have hit men. and you have gangbangers

24:07

and you have stuff like that and

24:09

they may be in essence a serial

24:12

killer because they're killing multiple people but

24:14

a hitman's not like hey I only

24:16

have one rule I only kill women

24:18

and children you're like no they're like

24:21

my rule I'm like my rule is

24:23

my rule is like my rule is

24:25

I'll go kill his wife and stuff

24:28

like that but that's not his that's

24:30

not their modus operandi they'll be One

24:32

day they may be out like shooting

24:34

some chick who witnessed a crime and

24:37

the next day they're having a running

24:39

gun battle with a rival gang. So

24:41

the mentality is different. I'm not saying

24:44

all killers are like that, but the

24:46

idea of the serial killer itself. They're

24:48

all victims are always women, the victims

24:51

are always kids, the victims are always

24:53

elderly people, and then the times that

24:55

you do have male victims, it tends

24:57

to be like erbomister. He would bring

25:00

guys over to his house to have

25:02

sex with and he'd be like, hey,

25:04

let's play this game where I put

25:07

this rope around your neck and you

25:09

pass out and it's really hot. And

25:11

then people would be like, oh, yeah,

25:13

sure. So he's not like fighting them.

25:16

There's no struggle. He just tricks them

25:18

same thing with that idiot clown guy

25:20

John Wayne gasey and he was killing

25:23

boys So again, you know There's no

25:25

UFC slaughter there's no New York police

25:27

detective, you know strangler because the serial

25:29

killers get their ass stomped in every

25:32

single fight with someone who could put

25:34

up a reasonable fight at 90 pound

25:36

woman that Ted Bundy is tricking into

25:39

his car is not a threat to

25:41

Ted Bundy King Kong Bundy is a

25:43

threat to Ted Bundy and that's why

25:45

they picked the victims they do and

25:48

that's why I have I would say

25:50

non-existent Respect for a serial killer. I

25:52

think they're lame. So that was my

25:55

rant for the day I'm gonna do

25:57

this last story really quick because I

25:59

want to end on a light note

26:01

again and I have to admit after

26:04

the last two stories I need a

26:06

light note The story I read about

26:08

it was oddly sexual to me I

26:11

found it very intriguing and it's quite

26:13

simple but very very hot. Maybe I

26:15

was just in a weird mood. Now

26:17

I do think it's hot. This is

26:20

from an article entitled I secretly fattened

26:22

up my bridesmaids before my wedding. A

26:24

conspiracy? I'll fit it in there some

26:27

way if I have to. This woman

26:29

she's getting married and she has these

26:31

beautiful sisters. And she is going to

26:33

get married. And her sisters are going

26:36

to be her bridesmaids. But she started

26:38

a thing. She goes, my sisters have

26:40

always been, you know, we've always been

26:43

really competitive, my sisters are very, very

26:45

pretty. I want to have the perfect

26:47

wedding. And I want to have the

26:50

perfect wedding photos. So what she started

26:52

doing was first off, so they're all

26:54

three girls, it's her, she's a middle

26:56

child, they all blonde, they all have

26:59

fair skin. And she picked for bridesmaids

27:01

dresses, neon yellow, so it made them

27:03

look super washed out and gross, unlike

27:06

ill. It made them look, their skin

27:08

have a weird sheen to it. And

27:10

then, she started making brefics, I can't

27:12

say the word, damn it, she started

27:15

making, I didn't know this word was

27:17

in the article, she started making them

27:19

breakfast smoothies, and she bought a container

27:22

of weight loss shake. and emptied it

27:24

out and then added in a mega

27:26

weight gain protein powder into it and

27:28

she was making them and she's like

27:31

oh these smoothies are just a good

27:33

way to start the day and we're

27:35

gonna do this and so her sister

27:38

started getting chubby and they couldn't figure

27:40

it out and she her one her

27:42

smoothie was just fruit and coconut water

27:44

so the end result was the two

27:47

sisters had to have their dresses altered

27:49

they put on so much so they

27:51

didn't get like big mama's house fat

27:54

but they put on enough weight their

27:56

dresses had to be altered and she's

27:58

like I had a great time the

28:00

photos came out great and both my

28:03

sisters lost the weight relatively quickly because

28:05

they stopped during the smoothies once the

28:07

wedding was over and but they've been

28:10

like oh man those smoothies were so

28:12

good what's your recipe like since then

28:14

and so this I thought it was

28:16

a fun story technically is a conspiracy

28:19

where she and that is the definition

28:21

of a conspiracy she has this secret

28:23

plan to enact against other people and

28:26

it's I read the article and I'm

28:28

like this is vaguely I find this

28:30

vaguely erotic and I don't know if

28:32

it's erotic because I like diabolical women

28:35

like I'm gonna murder you for your

28:37

drug money but just kind of like

28:39

slightly manipulative Slightlyly kind of like, I

28:42

pulled one over on him like that.

28:44

I don't, to a slight degree, I

28:46

don't want to attract a bunch of

28:49

psychos into my life. I don't know

28:51

if that's the attractive part or the

28:53

idea of these thin women slowly getting

28:55

plump. I don't, and their dress is

28:58

getting tighter. I don't know, I don't

29:00

have like a weight gain fetish, but

29:02

this whole article, I was like, hmm,

29:05

maybe I'll, you know. in the show.

29:07

So I had an excuse to read

29:09

it again. And technically, technically it is

29:11

a conspiracy. Dead Rabbit Radio@gmail.com is going

29:14

to be your email address. You can

29:16

also hit a Facebook.com/Dead Rabbit Radio. Please

29:18

don't send me inflation porn. Please, please.

29:21

I don't, I've seen it. Again, that's

29:23

not my thing. I just... I like

29:25

tight dresses. I like dresses that are

29:27

too tight. Actually, I have a thing

29:30

for that, but where was I going?

29:32

Twitter is at Jason O Carpenter. The

29:34

Dead Rabbit Radio is the daily, paranormal,

29:37

conspiracy, true crime podcast. You don't have

29:39

to listen to it every day, but

29:41

I'm glad you listened to it today.

29:43

Have a great one, guys. That was

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a good episode. You should, you should,

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30:09

my word for it. Thank you for

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