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Welcome to Deckheads, a production

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of IR Radio. Welcome

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to Deckheads with your hosts Nick

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and Anna, broadcasting

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from the bottom of the boat below

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below deck whoa horny

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all ya talk all the time.

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I'm having a party.

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We're shoveling cold to keep this show

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afloat. I love cocaine.

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We're off the map in international

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waters. I need some trama

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me hide that cocaine.

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Never in my nose.

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Just see you know, I'm in an open

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relationship below

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deck me

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deckheads. Hi, Nick,

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Hi Anna? How are you? How are you doing? I'm doing

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well, that's cool. And oh

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I'm great. I'm eight days

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I've been waiting for coronavirus

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test results. It must mean you're

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dead. Oh no,

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okay, well I had a good run.

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I see that you choose not to shave when you're

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waiting for results. Well,

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they say you can't because the coronavirus

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actually gets trapped. I don't know. I

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couldn't even figure out a way that would make sense. Good

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time. So we're here. This is Deackheads.

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This is Annah, that's you know, you know who that one is.

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Hey, I have a question, hold on, sorry, before

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we get it. What um? This is what I've

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been thinking, you know, like doctor or

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like mr. Um. You

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know, like things you you put in front of your name,

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you know, if you have like a yeah

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title. Sure, I'm thinking of

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starting a new one. Okay.

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G R Okay, g

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R capital G lower case are

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stands stands for great? Oh?

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Okay, I'm

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thinking to start using it great

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Nick Turner R Nick Turner.

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But yes, if there's a

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spot anywhere from now on, I will

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put g R in there. And if they,

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if I am asked about it, I will tell them what

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do you think I mean? I could accept

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it. Honestly, I'm not. I'm not necessarily

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opposed. I don't fully understand because most

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of those dropped down menus don't love

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to drop down you. I'll

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have to put it in the comments.

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I just want people to know who they're dealing with. Anyway,

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enough of my narcissism. Let's get this. So

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we're here to talk about Below Deck, Season

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A, episode ten. This is decads.

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I'm anna, that's great, Nick Turner.

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Whoa it stock? That's

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girl? Nick Turner. Thanks

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for joining us. We have a very

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very very wonderful guest

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who was recommended to us by a former

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guest, but As soon as they told me, I was like, she

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watches well, let's get her the funk

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on. Come on, tell us what the guest was,

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tell us who the guests was. They

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were even

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today's guest. I was like, she's she's not

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on yet. Oh no, sadly she passed

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while we were waiting. Our intro went on

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too long. It's not the first time

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Molly Lambert recommended this guest.

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Molly Lambert said, you gotta get this guest on. She

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watches the show, and I said, hot, Dash

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diggity is

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it for me? So this person?

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They host the Hot

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Hot, I Tell You Hot and Rich

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show. They also host

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a show called excuse

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me co host a show because I believe there is a co

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host because I have listened to it because I do plan

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ahead. It's called this podcast is

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self Care and let Me tell you tis and

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also the co host of the Jack Am the show

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which you can watch on

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the internet stream.

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Is that what it's called? Yes? Yes,

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wow, Okay, I've lost my mind. All

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right. We are joined by Kate Raft.

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Hey, guys, thanks for having me.

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What's up? Kate? Thanks for coming on the

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Ding Dong and Riff Raft Show. I

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hope you like buttons, Well

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I do. I love the stuff

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pressed Anna, which

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one one of your buttons? Come on?

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Okay, I'm sorry. You know how I am with buttons home,

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you have eleven jobs.

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How did you get this? Hold

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on? Hold up here? We go

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like, well, that's just a fart. I'm sorry.

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I wasn't expecting that one. It felt real.

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What Okay,

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thank you so much for joining us. I'm

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so happy to be here. I'm really passionate

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about Below Deck. Well, despite

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that, we wanted you on the show. I know we

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had a fight earlier, me and Nick because

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I said Below Deck is the greatest

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show of all time. You said

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sometimes, Well, you said you were excited to talk about

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the greatest show about Tide, and I was wondering what show you're

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talking about. I was having a little humor. As we

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all know, it was fun not to drag you,

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not to drag you, drag

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him, drag him to help, because

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no one speaks poorly up below

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Deck unless it's I guess us when

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we're critiquing a certain moment that might not play

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well on TV, and we as progressive,

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yes, sorry, Joe passing progressive.

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Oh my god, the right wing has got me, but

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we we are. We are the one and two most

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pro sex work podcast hosts.

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Meeting one. I

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think I'm a little bit more pro sex work than you. Okay,

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well I said it first, so I'm pretty pro. Also,

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three competition pretty

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pro. We've actually

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never had anyone join in while we're doing that.

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The guests has never been like, well, actually I am as well,

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which is surprising. So I guess all our other

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guests have been canceled. And you you know what

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I think it might be because we've had eight

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guests and all of them are canceled

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for not being as pro sex work as us. Canceled.

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All right, get the list open. Our followers,

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please tweet at them. You are hashtack

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canceled. No

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one's gonna do that. We have like four listeners anyway,

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shout out to you four. Uh

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well, two of us are here. It's

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just us doing all the downloads. Okay.

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We ask a series of three questions

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for all of our guests, just to get

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a real um feel of where

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what your below Deck history is.

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Okay, I'm ready, And the first one is when

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did you start watching below Deck? I'm

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new, but I've watched

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every episode. I

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think I've watched every episode I started,

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I want to say, twenty

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eighteen, and

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just like binged it all, I binged it all.

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I started with below Deck med then

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I went back and watched regular

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below Deck and obviously you

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got to shout out below Deck sailing Yacht the

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newbie. Um, but I watched

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them, and like, I have kind of a method

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of watching of binging like

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reality shows, So I always watched the

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most recent season first,

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and then I go back and watch season two

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and then chronologically work my way back to present,

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and then I always watched the first season last.

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Wow. Works

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every time, works every time. I

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like this. Why, Well,

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the reason why you have to watch the most current

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season first is because it's like, this

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is what just happened. You want to stay

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fresh, you want to be in the combo, you want to be

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in the mix. And

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the reason why I don't start with season one is because

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it's almost always like the worst season.

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So I so I make my way back up to present

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and then as a treat I give myself season one

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is like a little dessert at the end to

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like see the humble beginnings. I

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like that. Um, I love this so much.

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I was just telling someone um,

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how to watch Survivor, And

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I didn't. I didn't think include

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the watch the current season because

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I think that, um,

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you know, with any reality show, it

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rewards longtime viewership and

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what you might think about a current show, especially

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Survivor, because they have their own internal

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and below deck, you know, everything, it's

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all internal. There's no one on there that that started

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somewhere else, and they bring back people all

8:23

the time, and people switch well you

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know twice we've had people switch

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franchises. Um, But

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but I think that, um, you should

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go online, hit up rancor dot com,

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put in your show and then look at

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the best seasons and watch a

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few of the best seasons one or two

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just to get into it, and then

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go back from the beginning. Because I agree the first

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season of Survivor it is a different show. It

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was like the first reality show ever. It's no

8:51

one even knows what they're doing. There's only one

8:53

man even playing the game. Yeah.

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I feel like with so many first seasons of reality

8:58

shows, it's like they just out a bunch

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of footage and like didn't even know if it was going to be

9:02

a show. So it's like almost always

9:05

like not that good but still

9:07

good if it's like a good show, especially

9:09

like Survivor, which that was like an iconic

9:11

first season. Yeah, culturally

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incredibly. I remember I didn't watch the season at all,

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but I went with my friends to watch it at

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a bar the finale

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because it was just a big deal.

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Well I gotta watch, I gotta watch. I'm

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not a Survivor head, I will say that's

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not my genre of reality,

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not a competition person

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logging off, it

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was so nice to have you, Nick. Okay,

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So the second question, now that you've um

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you have a system, So I'm

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curious, what was your favorite

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season that you watched in your like viewing

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system? One ercent

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the season where Kate is in a lesbian

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relationship and likew

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is like like and then like later that

10:02

year got arrested. That's

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the best season season. I

10:08

can't remember what season it is, but it's so

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good. Maybe it's season four,

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actually right,

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I'm just blinking, which what happened

10:19

season? It's the season

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that Kate

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was dating that woman who was like

10:25

a soccer player. She

10:27

was in this like she

10:30

was like yeah, she was like obsessed with this,

10:33

like a girlfriend. That sounds like

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four. That sounds about four

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four she's like right in the middle of I would

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say four might be exactly it. Okay,

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I'll take your word. I believe it

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was late enough that like we're like,

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wow, this is a pivot for this woman. We have known

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for years. I know it's it

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was so like we had no idea that she was

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even like by and then that happened

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and it was amazing. It appears she

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didn't either, Becausemer she was talking a lot about how

11:03

it was just so shocking to her

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that she never thought she would date a woman and then

11:07

here she was. I'm

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a big like, I'm a big Kate head. I love Kate.

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Yeah, Kate is great. I think she is

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probably one of more legendary characters to come

11:17

off this show. Okay, so okay,

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um, I say we have to we have to get

11:25

rid of the who's your favorite character question? It's

11:28

gotta go. It's gotta hit this, hit the streets because

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the answer is always Kate. It's

11:32

got to be something more. It's

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votes and Kate only. Huh.

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Well, okay, what

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are you saying, who's your favorite cast member

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ever on this show? My favorite cast member

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is Kate. It's always

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Kate. She's

11:52

the queen like she is the best part

11:54

of the show. I just recently binged

11:56

um the flight Attendant. Did you guys watch the Flight

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Attendant? Yeah, Quoko, I'm

12:01

I'm convinced that she based that entire character

12:03

off of Kate Chastain. Like she talks

12:06

like Kate, Like she's like she's drinking.

12:08

She's like, but she's good at her job, and

12:10

like she's kind of a bit like

12:12

she's like, it's Kate is the best,

12:15

like anti hero, she's the best.

12:18

You know. Surprisingly, that flight Tendant

12:20

comes up on this show a lot because

12:23

Kaylee Quoco's chief Stu vibes

12:25

going on, it's major chief Stu vibes, and it's

12:27

specifically like Kate Chastain's Chief

12:29

Stu vibes. In my opinion, I

12:32

do wonder if Kate would report that murder

12:34

though she would just leave. Kate would

12:36

do exactly what that character. I swear,

12:38

it's like the same person to me, Like in my

12:41

like headcanon, like Kaylee Quoto

12:43

studied below deck while preparing

12:45

for that role. Interesting, I

12:48

like that. I do like that in

12:53

a situation as part I mean, as

12:55

listeners to this show, No, I have problems

12:58

with her performance. So it's

13:00

tough for me to sign off on this because it's not

13:03

as compliment would have sound.

13:05

Yes, I do not feel like

13:07

she's playing drunk at all. I

13:10

have friends who are alcoholics.

13:13

I know this. I know this very close

13:15

up close. Um, she's

13:17

not doing anything to like portray that she's

13:19

drunk. And then every scene is like someone's like you're

13:22

out of control. She's like, I don't think

13:24

I am out of control, I

13:27

guess, and you're like, I agree, I don't think she's out of

13:29

control. Yeah, actually, here are my kids different

13:31

ways. There's so many different ways to

13:33

be drunk that I kind of like just bought it.

13:35

But get now that you say it, like maybe

13:38

you're onto something. Yeah, I don't know anyone

13:40

who drinks fifteen beers and

13:42

that and it's like normal. But

13:45

she's not like wasted all day. She was

13:47

just sipping all day to keep like a constant

13:50

buzz. And yeah, I don't know. I'm

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still I'm still a fan of her performance

13:55

because of the k Chastain nous um

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did you see did you guys see that?

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Uh? Was the Danish movie made

14:05

the New Mad's Michelson, where

14:07

um, I forget what it's called, but he

14:10

and his friends. They make a pact

14:12

to start uh

14:14

getting drunk like micro dosing, but to

14:17

get pretty drunk every day,

14:19

um, like, to to keep like a maintain

14:21

a point oh five. They read

14:24

this theory that like somebody was like

14:26

man, man was

14:28

was created with a point oh five

14:31

too low blood alcohol level, and

14:33

so to maintain that all

14:36

day it would be like the bet like your ideal

14:38

human. Anyway, it's um. The first

14:40

two actual the movie are really good, and the

14:42

last act of the movie makes the

14:45

movie just make no

14:49

sense. I mean, it just doesn't go anywhere.

14:51

It's such a fun idea. All the actors

14:53

are so great. It's such a fun but then it just

14:56

falls off a fucking cliff. But

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the first half it's really good. So whatever. Alright,

15:03

sorry everyone, we don't know what it is

15:05

because aware but

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well, well we'll watch that and get

15:10

back to you on our thoughts on the film, and I'll be like,

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honestly, Mad's didn't seem like drunk enough

15:15

to me, but we'll see. That's my assumption

15:17

of what I will think. All

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right, let's start talking about Below Deck season

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eight, episode ten. Um.

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This was a funny

15:29

episode to me because James

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has become a very interesting character to

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me because I when we when I was first introduced

15:36

to him and I was watching him on the after shows, I

15:38

was like, this guy is a dud. He's

15:40

like doesn't he doesn't have much of a personality

15:43

other than being like, she's fit, Like

15:45

he just likes women and that's it. But the more

15:47

I've gotten to know him, he's actually pretty funny.

15:50

He's a funny guys

15:52

called another round, by the way, just to get it

15:54

out another round, Okay, right the

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movie em right? Sorry?

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But yeah, So you like James, I'm

16:03

yeah, I think I'm kind of with

16:05

you. Like I'm I've been like kind of skeptical.

16:08

I'm like, is he kind of too

16:11

like one dimensional a little bit? But

16:13

like he's still not my favorite of the

16:15

season by far, but I

16:18

do like him, Like he kind of manages to

16:20

be like so scheezy, but

16:22

in a way that doesn't make me mad,

16:25

and it it kind of works. Like he's

16:28

he's scummy, but not like he doesn't

16:30

feel like too sexist.

16:32

I feel like the show has had like such a misogyny

16:34

problem, and like he doesn't feel

16:36

as bad as some of the other guys we've

16:38

seen. Yeah, It would be one thing if he was

16:41

having sex with people, But all

16:43

he has done is kissed one girl once. Yeah,

16:46

and then like cheekily denied it. Yeah,

16:50

and she told everyone and then

16:52

she she took a picture of him sleeping

16:54

with her face next to him and then send

16:56

it to everyone as a Christmas card. Are you serious?

17:00

I mean, Elizabeth,

17:02

what a fucking dummy. I love her,

17:05

I do like that. Um, the

17:08

way he talks is like very

17:10

I think. Key to like kind of disregarding

17:12

the fact that he flirts with everyone, is that he always

17:14

goes if you ask him a question, you go, he looks up and he

17:17

goes, um, and he thinks for a

17:19

second. And that is a misdirect

17:21

because I'm like, oh, well he's thinking, but I don't he

17:23

just that's just how he responds like that to everything.

17:26

Is that a British thing? I don't

17:28

know? Is it? Yeah?

17:31

I guess, but like it makes him seem

17:33

more like competent. It's

17:36

confusing someone. Is he playing tricks on

17:38

me? Is this guy? Like? Well,

17:41

all right, we'll get into it. So we

17:43

continue with the night after everyone went

17:45

out, we see Captain Lee in the morning pulling

17:48

like his zipping up his fly. Classic

17:52

Captain Lee he has pants on in the morning,

17:55

which later we find out could be an issue if

17:57

you're stull Formally second

17:59

Stu doesn't deliver his pants on time.

18:04

Poisoner like

18:07

mutenessn't Yeah,

18:11

who hasn't Mustard gassed there?

18:14

Uh their coworkers once or twice. That

18:16

was the most charming moment of the season when she like straight

18:19

up like almost killed everyone and like got

18:22

to keep her job. I'm like, you're fun, like I

18:24

like you, my god. The

18:26

key to being good on this show is is to

18:28

have like a certain level of incompetence,

18:31

like in slack earnest, like but

18:33

not enough to get you fired. Like you have to be

18:36

like good good. Below Deck is like

18:38

this dynamic between Fran and

18:41

Elizabeth. It's like people, it's

18:43

peak, but what works on beload if

18:45

if creating a World War two

18:48

gas bomb doesn't upset Captain

18:50

Leono like Captain Ly was like rooting for like

18:52

I hope Elizabeth makes It's like she he's

18:55

got a self spot for her. He's like he

18:57

likes her little, like she's like

19:00

a daughter to him. Yeah, He's like

19:02

yeah, and I guess she didn't I guess she didn't

19:04

make that bomb earlier this season,

19:06

but I hope she makes it through. It's because

19:09

Francesca is like so Francesca

19:11

complains so much about her that I like Elizabeth

19:14

Moore. It's it's

19:16

the perfect dynamic. It's like, I don't want to side

19:18

with like the mean, like

19:20

middle management person. I want to side with

19:22

the slacker who almost killed everyone,

19:27

which, honestly, if I was in a situation, I could

19:29

have easily made that I don't know how

19:31

to wash clothes, I would have definitely

19:33

killed everybody with a mustard gas bomb.

19:37

So it's so funny like rooting

19:39

for Elizabeth because I

19:42

hate everything everything

19:45

about Elizabeth. I

19:47

don't hate Elizabeth. I actually

19:50

find her quite charming, but everything

19:52

she thinks I disagree with

19:55

because she's like really into crystals and stuff.

19:58

Yes, yeah, see that makes me like

20:00

it doesn't stop at crystals, it's everything.

20:03

If you tell her something doesn't is

20:05

not based in scientific fact. She

20:08

if you tell her don't put bleach in a tiny

20:10

closet out in the open

20:13

because of the noxious fumes, she'll

20:15

say, mother, guya has got my back. Yeah,

20:20

she is a little off putting,

20:22

So I'm not going to listen to your advice, and

20:24

I love that it's good TV. I probably

20:27

like would rather hang out with Francesca

20:29

and like talk shit, but

20:31

I like to watch Elizabeth. Yeah,

20:34

I like, I like a bit like, I like I

20:37

like a really like mean chief

20:39

stew And I think Francesca is like good at that

20:41

and I like that energy. I

20:44

like a woman that's mean um.

20:46

And she definitely doesn't teach Elizabeth

20:49

how to be better at the job. So like Francesca

20:51

sucks like she's a terrible

20:53

man. She doesn't like teach Elizabeth

20:56

anything. She doesn't like instill her with any confidence.

20:58

She just kind of his gas lighty and makes

21:00

her like funk up even more by just like glaring

21:02

at her all the time, like and

21:05

she really does gaslight Elizabeth later, we'll

21:08

get to it. There was a moment where I was truly like, this

21:10

is a situation you mostly made up in your head.

21:14

When she's when she's like what

21:16

what what? Why are you what?

21:18

What can't you talk? Problem?

21:21

Okay, I guess that's two. She's

21:27

all right. So Elizabeth admits that her

21:29

and James were in the hot tub kissing

21:32

to a few of the crew members that

21:34

next morning, and she's all excited and giddy

21:36

and she's like it's nothing, We're just we're

21:39

just kissing. She's

21:43

so giggly that it's like this is

21:45

not gonna end well, no, no, no,

21:47

no, someone not giggly

21:49

after like making out

21:51

drunkenly making out with a guy, You're like, no,

21:55

oh no, he's going to be a fun boys

21:59

it's not. And I well, I love that though.

22:01

It's going to be fun to watch as she's

22:04

going to cry so much. Oh

22:07

no, god. Yeah. And Eddie

22:10

and Izzier I love the like weird,

22:12

like every time they talk about coronavirus,

22:15

they will show the date of when it's being

22:17

filmed, and at this point it's February apparently,

22:20

and Eddie's like, I'm just sending some information

22:23

to my mom. The first

22:25

death of coronavirus in America has

22:27

happened. And they're all like, oh no, it's

22:32

like a boat in the Caribbean, dude. I would

22:35

be so much more worried, I know, like especially

22:37

when Izzy gets sick. Yeah,

22:39

she wakes up with a sore throat, I'm like run

22:44

and like boats are like known breathing

22:46

grounds for bacteria, so

22:49

I would be a lot more concerned than these

22:51

people are considering breathing.

22:54

Yeah, breathing, breathing, breathing.

22:58

I may have said breathing, but I meant to say breathe eating.

23:00

Yeah you didn't that we're

23:02

gonna take a break. Everyone could think about it. I want to say

23:04

something. I know a lot a lot of people hate

23:07

that all of our reality programming

23:09

has like COVID in it now, But I really

23:11

like the great equalizer

23:14

of COVID plotlines on every

23:16

reality show. I'm like actually enjoying

23:19

it. I don't know why. It's

23:21

like cathartic to me. Even like this

23:23

weird ship on below Deck, the dramatic

23:25

irony of it is like satisfying. Yeah,

23:28

it's really fun until they

23:31

do a Zoom show. Hey, no, yes,

23:33

I know what you mean. I'm not here for the zoom

23:35

content. I'm here for the like shooting

23:37

a reality show while COVID is

23:40

unfolding. Yeah, as you may or may

23:42

not know that, there is a new Below Deck spinoff

23:44

and it is a zoomwatch show.

23:47

I saw ads for that. Have

23:50

you seen it? No, it has

23:52

not aired yet. I think I believe it airs this Friday?

23:54

Is that correct? Anna know it started airing?

23:57

It did start because I I turned

23:59

on the TV to Bravo a little before

24:01

the episodes, and I watched the

24:03

end of an episode

24:05

of Galley Talk a Galley Talk

24:09

Talk. I don't know, it's weird

24:11

because you're just watching people watch a screen

24:13

and be like, uh huh huh.

24:17

Now I wouldn't have done that myself. It's like, this

24:19

is not like I'm not You're

24:21

not pulling me in with this. Yeah, I don't dream

24:24

programming on Bravo. There's that other show

24:26

too that it's like Porscha

24:29

and Giselle and k and chat

24:32

Room Hannah. Yeah, boy,

24:36

cocktail tonight? All right, what did you

24:38

think about this? And it's like everyone's

24:40

a little delayed title?

24:44

What are we doing here? Actually, yeah,

24:46

let's take a quick break. We'll be right back

24:48

after this to maybe

24:51

keep talking about this episode. Oh, and

25:00

we are back. Francesca and

25:02

Elizabeth are being awkward. This is

25:04

when it starts getting weird because Elizabeth

25:06

just goes straight to work and Francesca's like, can we

25:08

have a quick meeting because usually we like have a quick meeting

25:10

at eight thirty And you're being y'all

25:12

being let me see cheese and Ross, You're being

25:15

a little weed. Chison

25:18

Ross, you're being a little weed, Elizabeth. And Elizabeth's

25:20

like, I don't really, I'm just like, let's go, let's

25:23

go out the meeting. What a miss. She kind

25:25

of is gas light here. She's like, why are you running away

25:27

from me? While you're running away from me, I'm running

25:29

I'm running up to the meeting. Are we not having

25:31

the meeting? This really turned me

25:33

off. I was like, Francesca, like, you're

25:36

you're being like really like unfair,

25:38

Like she was like doing the dishes or something,

25:41

and you're like trying to tell her that she did something wrong.

25:44

She can't, like I think at this point, like she's

25:47

I think she's playing it up for the cameras. She's

25:49

like trying to get Elizabeth fired and

25:52

like just looking for reasons

25:54

to be mad. And I'm like, okay, you're reaching now. Because

25:56

Elizabeth like wasn't like doing anything

25:58

wrong. She was working, but

26:00

she was supposed to be at this pretend

26:03

meetings. She made it. She

26:06

didn't tell anyone about, like

26:09

even Ash was down there like working, and

26:11

it all came down on like Elizabeth, did you

26:13

catch that moment where Elizabeth was like, oh wa, like didn't

26:16

hear it on the radio, and fran Is like caught

26:18

because she like didn't say it on the radio. She

26:21

didn't didn't say anything, she didn't say She was like, oh

26:23

no, no I didn't know. I

26:25

didn't not not

26:29

not on not. Can

26:31

we just like have a meeting radio?

26:35

Can you hear me? Now? You see you?

26:38

Oh you do like that? What about I pick your

26:40

nose? Yeah? In port Elizabeth

26:43

just like in a panic h

26:45

and then yeah, Francesca gives this whole awkward

26:48

speech at the stool meeting, being like, I

26:50

think we all know where what happened with

26:52

Elizabeth, but guys, no

26:55

one is better than the other. We're all

26:57

equal, except I definitely like Ashmore

27:00

and Elizabeth sucks and I'm gonna make Elizabeth a

27:02

life for the living help. But we're all so equal

27:05

here, and it's like, okay,

27:08

we clearly understand, Like clearly

27:10

Francesca still pissed that Elizabeth was talking

27:13

about her with Izzy. Also,

27:15

she just called a meeting to like say nothing

27:17

like that, meaning like, wasn't they didn't

27:20

say anything. Yeah, she called a meeting

27:22

to just remind everyone that Elizabeth got demoted.

27:25

It was like so pointless. And

27:27

then lie about how it's all going to be equal.

27:30

That could have been an email. Well,

27:32

it could have also just been over the radio. That's

27:34

that's the blow deeck version. This could have

27:36

been a radio, a radio

27:39

Francesca Francesca Elizabeth.

27:44

Oh wait, is that how they do it? Ye, isn't

27:46

it? Oh no, Elizabeth Elizabeth

27:48

Francesca. There

27:50

you go. And then she's like, I didn't

27:53

hear it because even though Elizabeth I want

27:55

to root for her, unfortunately she's not

27:57

listening. Oh, she's

27:59

terrible at her job. Like for sure, Yeah,

28:02

I mean, look, I'll pray for her, but it's probably

28:04

not gonna doo much good. So Eddie,

28:06

Eddie does a Gollumn impression while describing

28:09

Rachel's behavior because

28:11

she was like drunk the night before and he doesn't

28:14

like how she becomes. And honestly, every

28:16

time Eddie does an impression, that's how I know Eddie

28:18

is like doing okay because Eddie loves his impression.

28:23

That guy clearly went

28:25

to school. There are three impressions

28:29

that he does this. Uh,

28:31

well, he doesn't quite do a Cramer. He

28:33

tells us that he almost did a Kramer. He

28:35

was trying to cramer into the room and then he tripped,

28:38

which sounds like that's even more Cramer

28:40

and then um the point where they're

28:42

they're barking all the orders at him later in the episode

28:45

and he starts talking to his hands

28:47

and he does he does

28:49

annoying woman voice, which I

28:52

disagree with. Yeah, that wasn't great.

28:56

Yeah, he's like, I preshre

28:59

He's so I had to do this impression of Rachel

29:02

when she's drunk, and I'm like, you know what I do

29:04

you? I know you love an impression. Eddie

29:07

is like Eddie on Below Deck

29:10

is just auditioning for s and l at all like

29:12

he used to be more so, and he toned it down

29:14

because now he's an adult and he gassed

29:16

Little Woman in season three, so no more

29:19

jokes here. But it's like, come on, Eddie,

29:21

you know you're holding back. Just do

29:23

it. Do you're looking for. I

29:27

know he's really trying to be like Mr and Ie

29:29

guy this season, but it's

29:31

not working because every time he gets upset, it

29:34

comes out like he said, cut your hands off

29:36

of me, Rachel,

29:39

and Rachel is like the best person on the show, right

29:42

because Rachel does Eddie better than

29:44

Eddie can do Eddie Rachel Star.

29:46

Rachel is a star star

29:49

star. She's got to be the

29:51

new stays on for every season

29:54

cast member, Like, yes, she's

29:57

she's way better than I love chef

30:00

Ben that she's

30:02

a thousand times better than him even and

30:04

I and he was great. Yeah,

30:07

there is never They can't even

30:09

do fake parking the boat drama

30:12

with her, Like you can't even do fake

30:14

They hated the food drama with her

30:16

because there's not even a whiff of it.

30:19

She's just good. But it's like you need that, Like I kind

30:21

of like it's so satisfying when she just killed

30:23

it every time you're like, yes, Rachel,

30:25

like we fucking did it, like we made

30:28

chicken and waffles. Yeah.

30:30

I feel like I'm right there with her. I just love

30:32

her. She's so great. And you know, Captain

30:35

Sandy is so piste

30:37

watching this, Like why the fund does the

30:40

regular franchise get all the good

30:42

ship? I beg I wonder if

30:44

Captain Sanduel Poacher because her

30:47

boyfriend doesn't he live in the Mediterranean

30:50

and they both live in like Monica. Yeah,

30:52

so I wonder if like we'll see her hop franchises.

30:56

I do wonder Ben did for a hot minute, so

30:59

did. Adam did too. He went to sailing.

31:01

God. I hate Adam so much. She's the

31:03

worst. He'll never come back, that guy.

31:06

He's going to have a wonderful life with his vand

31:09

I hope he gets Toad. All

31:12

right. Well, Elizabeth again it is being all

31:14

giggly and awkward with James and James.

31:16

James has got that vibe of like being like nothing

31:18

happened Elizabeth, and she's like and

31:23

then he says, the less people who know about you're hooking

31:25

up on a boat, the better, And he is

31:27

a little peef that Elizabeth told the crew.

31:30

But she's like, how

31:32

can you stay mad at her? She's so cute.

31:35

I know. She's just like she's so silly

31:38

and she's so harmless, except for when she's making

31:40

a gas bomb. But like that's accident.

31:43

Yeah, it was an accident. She only accidentally

31:46

did a gas bomb. It was the cutest

31:48

little gas bomb ever seen.

31:50

It's like when your girlfriend farts, you

31:52

know, there's cute. My favorite

31:55

in that moment is when the engineer comes out. It's like he's

31:57

like, it smells like a solvent of

32:00

some sort, and she's like, we're not using anything.

32:02

She's so I love

32:04

her. I love how bad at the job she

32:07

is, Like, you need someone who's just like a

32:09

total slacker, because that would be

32:11

me. That would be me on the boat, like I would try

32:13

to do the least amount possible, Like

32:16

it's relatable. Right, Oh

32:20

god, she's well.

32:22

I hope she um. I hope

32:24

her James get married. They won't.

32:26

I'm sorry, I know I

32:29

didn't really if I was literally thinking that last I was like,

32:31

one the most shocking thing to ever come

32:33

out of this franchise is if later we find out that

32:35

James and Elizabeth are still together and

32:38

like living happily ever after. No,

32:40

he's definitely got a wife with kids.

32:43

There is no way. He

32:46

is the most flighty motherfucker

32:49

I've ever seen. Like the

32:51

way he was looking at her when she was giggling up

32:53

a storm, like he looked like, oh no,

32:55

like she has such stage five

32:57

clinger vibes, and you saw it on his face

33:00

that morning. But he was like, oh yeah,

33:02

okay, just like three more

33:04

weeks of this, like he knew,

33:07

Yeah he's not. I don't think he's into it. No,

33:10

I mean, like she for the moment, I'm sure

33:12

he will indulge, like having

33:14

her around to like be his company

33:17

if you will, but he's

33:20

blocking her number. I

33:23

think we'll telling that they didn't have sex. I

33:25

think he would have had sex with her if he liked

33:27

her. I don't think he likes her interesting.

33:30

I don't think he's a guy that relates that genuinely,

33:32

like waits to

33:35

sex. Yeah, you

33:37

guys don't know him. I'm

33:39

not gonna I'm not excited for them to stay together.

33:41

I'm excited for him to come out and be like,

33:44

you know, this is what I'm working on. And

33:46

he comes out with Habitat for Humanity

33:48

because like he's a good guy, but he didn't know it already

33:50

existed. He

33:55

invents Habitat for humanity. Yeah,

33:57

yeah, yeah, he's like, oh, I guess I did

33:59

probably be here of that At what point

34:02

I thought it was a good idea. I

34:05

also feel like that's something Sunshine would do. Rest

34:07

in peace still doing it

34:09

right now. I

34:14

was so mad that they fired Sunshine. I thought

34:16

Sunshine was great. He wasn't doing

34:18

anything. He was just like talking about like reef safe

34:21

this and reef safe that is

34:23

the kind of like bad at the job energy that I

34:25

like in my in my deck department

34:28

the unfortunate thing is he was just a little it was

34:30

like just a little too bad at the job.

34:33

He was like, that's why Elizabeth, I like, because she's

34:35

like just good enough that to not get

34:37

just good enough to lose one stripe

34:40

and not to exactly. We

34:42

learned that Rachel's boyfriend is traveling

34:45

between France and Italy and she's nervous

34:47

for him because of coronavirus. She reveals

34:49

that he this little, tiny man,

34:52

a little Italian man, is her best friend

34:54

in the whole world. And this

34:57

a lot about her love, this relationship.

35:00

I personally, I'm married to a

35:02

short king. I love short kings. I

35:04

love women who love short kings. I

35:08

think it's funny that she always tells

35:10

us he's short. I

35:12

think that she likes that he's short, like and

35:14

I get that I like short guys too,

35:16

Like. I think it's like it's like a thing she

35:19

likes to actively go out

35:21

of your way to inform your friends, like people

35:23

you're meeting that like, because

35:25

she just I didn't even think anything of it until

35:27

she kept calling him her little man, and I

35:29

was like, is he small? She's little?

35:32

Probably got some weird like thing where she's like indo

35:34

it Like she's like indo it like in

35:37

it, like she's horny for

35:39

it. She's horny for how tiny he is.

35:42

It is fascinating to me because I'm like, yeah, I mean,

35:44

like, you don't always have to mention is he you

35:46

could just I

35:48

don't actually know. I'ms off how

35:50

she describes him, which is as her little

35:53

man every single time. It's so weird. You're

35:55

right, And I hope we get to meet him next season,

35:57

I really do. I'm looking

35:59

at her Instagram and she has never posted any

36:01

photos of her and her little man that she

36:03

seems to love up.

36:07

Maybe he just can't reach the

36:09

photo whatever she is if

36:11

they broke up love is that real? You're

36:15

saying that she has posted photos of him?

36:18

We just can't. She tried to take

36:20

the picture, but he just wasn't in the frame.

36:23

I don't know. All right, Well,

36:25

look what do I know? Okay, I shouldn't

36:27

be making I shouldn't be making short Enzo.

36:32

Well, if he can handle all that is Rachel

36:35

like, I'm sure she's just like a full

36:38

like blast of energy and

36:40

like just rachel

36:42

nous, like being like fucking fuck you,

36:45

you fucking fucking ship that

36:47

sounds like that you fucking dick,

36:50

shut out, kill you. We wants

36:52

fucking nuts off, Like that's a lot to

36:54

come at some And if Ano

36:56

is like that is my vulgar

36:59

queen, then you know what, that's my Italian accent.

37:01

Sorry, respect to

37:03

him, More respect to Vincenzo

37:08

surviving coronavirus in the background,

37:10

just like in it all

37:12

right, Well Rob new Rob.

37:15

We call him new Rob because there was the original

37:18

Robins five of Medo.

37:21

This Robe Hello, remember me

37:25

Rob? No? No New

37:28

Robs. Like, oh man, I'm really

37:30

socially awkward. I don't like New

37:32

Rob. I'll say it. Really. He

37:35

he has improv guy energy.

37:39

He has He's like, I'm

37:41

an improv guy energy

37:43

because of that photo, that little red

37:46

fire hat. Just because he's like, he's like a

37:48

hot, nerdy guy. I just feel

37:50

like he's on the show because he likes to do improv.

37:54

Yo. You know who he is. He's

37:56

Bob Benson from mad

37:59

Man and I don't remember which

38:02

one that is. He was the

38:04

guy who came in the last two seasons

38:06

who seemingly came out of nowhere and

38:09

had this like crazy backstory and

38:11

then he like tries to marry uh,

38:15

big boobs and do

38:17

you get you remember him? Yeah? Vaguely?

38:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's him.

38:21

That like, that's that's the character. It's like, what

38:24

was that guy in the show anyway,

38:27

Well, that's he's he does literally goes

38:29

Francesco's giving off some pretty

38:32

steamy vibes. Isn't that the name

38:34

of the episode or something like

38:37

that. She's giving off some pretty

38:39

steamy vibes, and he's like, but

38:41

she's above my pay grade, like

38:44

a nun. You can look, but you

38:46

can't touch. I'm really awkward.

38:48

He just really wants to emphasize how socially awkward

38:51

he is. That's why I think he's an improv guy.

38:54

Yeah, I don't know. I don't trust it.

38:56

He's interesting. He's not giving me much other than he's

38:58

clearly in love with Jane. That's

39:00

about all. And then he thinks, for Jess is giving us

39:03

Stevie vibes. He is hot, he is

39:05

really hot. He's Rob

39:09

Rob. Yeah. Um,

39:11

well, James tells new Rob that the rumors

39:13

about him and Elizabeth are just rumors,

39:16

like literally simultaneously, Elizabeth

39:18

is telling Izzy about her and James um

39:22

and Rob's or James is like, don't

39:24

believe what you hear. It's like and

39:30

is he's like obilie.

39:32

James just wants she says, James is

39:34

just the kind of guy who wants a root in the boot and

39:37

Elizabeth wants

39:41

love. That is like an Australian thing.

39:43

Is she Australia? I guess I think she's

39:46

British, but I thought maybe she was from New Zealand. I

39:48

have no idea where she's from. I liked that expression.

39:50

Everyone's just like

39:53

eventually it doesn't matter what country

39:55

they came from. Well, they're either from South Africa

39:57

or somewhere else. To me, it's like either like Zimbabwe,

40:00

South Africa, Australia or England.

40:04

Yes, I mean, and you're being very kind

40:06

to yooo, but there's only what's

40:09

her name? From Zimbabwe? Hannah's

40:13

like her her ancestry was

40:15

from Zimbabwe, like her parents came

40:17

there. But she was maybe that Australia.

40:20

I know way too much about Hey, you know, you

40:22

have to represent job so

40:29

you can because he's always

40:31

like elephant bone, it's always,

40:34

but he's got to very many problems every

40:37

Ti'm not the only cast member from

40:39

Zimbabwe. Unfortunately, the

40:41

other six, yes, six cast members

40:43

that were cast on below deck were

40:46

tragically beaten to death the night

40:48

before they were supposed to start filming

40:51

by not me or

40:54

my mother. They were beaten with interestingly

40:57

enough, and you'll never guess. Yeah,

41:03

I mean it's really tragic because his mom was in fact

41:05

eaten with an elephant bone when she was pregnant, but

41:09

beat him right out. That's how the doctor did it. That's

41:11

how they did that's actually just called guy

41:14

in ecology. Yeah, oh

41:18

thank god, I am a tall

41:20

man. I always say this Jesus

41:23

Christ. Well it is. Well. The thing about

41:25

him is every time it like cut to his like

41:27

I t M confessional, like it

41:29

was the darkest shape just be like, oh and then one

41:31

time I was kidnapped and held for ransom and it's

41:33

like, do you have any stories that

41:36

end enjoy lightness?

41:38

Is so dark it

41:42

really feeds into the whole. Like every Yaddy

41:44

is running from something and his story

41:46

is like the perrect example. Yeah,

41:50

they do. They have to have like a tragic backstory

41:52

to get on this show. Like there's

41:54

so many dark, dark story just

41:57

like just like everyone has to have like at least

41:59

one famine, her die and some

42:01

gruesome way or they were kicked out of

42:03

their home at a young age, so they had to like get

42:06

into yachting to pay their bills and then they

42:08

just never left or whatever. Yeah,

42:11

I mean we talk about this a lot. It takes a

42:13

special person to be like I'll

42:15

leave everything four

42:18

years yeah, like

42:20

you. That's not a person who's happy

42:22

with what's happened in their

42:25

life up until this point. Which

42:28

that's all Yaun's I guess, which makes

42:30

me wonder about Francesca. So Francesca

42:33

is actually spiraling over Elizabeth talking

42:35

about her, and she's like on Charl's and

42:37

Ross, I'm going to confront her, and

42:39

she tells her, Okay, this was a

42:41

gaslighting moment for me because Elizabeth's doing the

42:44

bed and she comes in and she's like, I felt

42:46

like you up there screaming

42:48

about how much you hate me to provoke

42:51

me to come up there, And I was

42:53

like, oh my god, was the situation?

42:55

I think she was just talking to her friend about

42:57

you torturing her. Also, it didn't

43:00

like they were screaming. I think,

43:02

like Francesca needs to reel it in. She's

43:04

on a reality show. They're supposed to talk

43:07

about each other. Also, like a

43:09

part of life is talking about your boss,

43:11

Like that's kind of like how you

43:14

have a job, Like when you have a job and

43:16

it's a shitty job, you should have

43:18

like free rein to talk to it about your boss.

43:21

And you walked into a private cabin where that was

43:23

happening. It wasn't like she was doing it on

43:25

the clock or something right,

43:27

And to say like she was trying to provoke Francesca,

43:29

like Elizabeth is doing everything she can to

43:31

keep Francesca off her ass. I know,

43:34

why would she provoke her? Yeah,

43:36

I didn't think that was fair. And

43:38

honestly, it was Izzy who was talking the

43:40

ship. I know he

43:43

wasn't even Yeah,

43:45

Elizabeth is just being like I feel like I can't do anything

43:48

right and is He's like, she's a fucking and

43:52

then you should tell that captain because he can handle

43:54

people, and like she's ship management.

43:57

And then Francesca's like, Elizabeth, how dare

43:59

you? She's just like, I

44:01

didn't do it. But anyway,

44:03

frances there was very immature. I

44:06

thought that accent was all over the place, Chaise and Ross,

44:08

that's not what I can get it back within chi and Ross.

44:10

The accent was that accent? What

44:13

am I saying that behavior was

44:15

really immature and we cannot

44:17

have this because you're ruining the whole

44:19

crew by talking ship to someone who's

44:21

not even in your department. And I'm like, you

44:23

are so full of ship at this point. Let

44:25

it go. Everyone talks shit, you'll

44:28

be off this boat soon enough. Just do the job.

44:30

Not everyone's gonna like you. And

44:34

I think it was good that Francesco walked in on that,

44:36

because that's like good reality TV. Like

44:38

some producer, some producer, some producer

44:40

was like, oh, you gotta walk in right now. They're talking

44:42

about you, like that's good. But they should

44:44

have just left it there and had it quietly

44:47

like seethe under everything they did. You

44:49

know, it didn't need. This scene was stupid.

44:52

Yeah, And I thought it made Francesco look pretty

44:55

uh, it made Elizabeth look better because Elizabeth's

44:57

just making a bed like oh okay,

44:59

well, I I won't let it happen again.

45:01

And you can only like you can really only be so

45:03

mean to Elizabeth before it gets

45:05

like really grading. Yeah. And also

45:08

the things she was saying, we're just weird and like exaggerated,

45:10

and I was like, that's not what happened. I'm sorry, even though

45:12

I television is said edited even

45:15

I know that's not what happened. Nice

45:17

try, Franceski, but

45:20

even Elizabeth is like, I'm so happy I

45:22

found James in this time of trouble. And

45:24

I'm like, James

45:26

is literally walking around denying you guys ever

45:28

met all over the boat? Okay,

45:31

So we have our next charter meeting with Eddie, Captain

45:34

Lee, Francesca and Rachel. This

45:36

lady and her husband, Tina and Mark

45:38

Milani are coming on,

45:41

Nick, did you get their likes and dislikes? I

45:44

think you know that I did. Anna.

45:46

Okay, let's hear him. We're talking

45:48

about, of course, Tina and Mark

45:50

Mlani from Pedaluma, California.

45:53

From Pedaluma, pedal Uma,

45:56

right right over the mountain there.

45:58

Tina is a meta sales pro and

46:01

her husband I have no idea where it was by way,

46:03

and her husband Mark is an airline jet

46:05

propulsion technician. Together they

46:08

often cruise the coast of California on their

46:10

own yacht. They have a yacht and

46:12

socialize that their local yacht club all

46:14

right where they have made a handful

46:17

of fellowship made friends who will be coming along on

46:19

the charter. God. Gina

46:22

and her husband rob our business

46:24

owners of companies in the feed supply

46:26

and trucking markets. Don't worry about what

46:29

businesses. Karen is a

46:31

real estate specialist for Verizon.

46:34

Interesting, you know, real estate

46:36

for you know that, the company you would guess.

46:40

Also coming along as Chris, another

46:42

friend of the yacht club, from

46:46

the yacht club. Another friend from

46:48

the yacht club. Friend, that's

46:50

what it's written, who is famous among

46:52

the crew for his hilarious turtle

46:54

impressions. No, we

46:57

never get to this to get kicked

46:59

off. Oh

47:02

god, what have we lost? Marcia

47:05

is a hairdresser who has invited her friend

47:07

Dolores, Oh my good. Known

47:09

by the group as the knowledge Sorceress.

47:11

Is that who falls off Knowledge

47:15

Sorceress, Knowledge Sorceress.

47:18

She's annoying.

47:22

They're used to doing everything themselves

47:25

on their yachts, so they're excited to

47:27

be relieved of their usual onboard duties.

47:30

Um, so let's

47:34

see. Um, you know they're the

47:36

rest of the pages. Aren't

47:38

that crazy? You know, it's just normal stuff.

47:40

They don't have anything you would

47:42

never have guessed. You know what is funny though? Um.

47:45

One of the dislikes that they

47:47

list beef cheeks.

47:51

They're still like fans of the show.

47:54

Yeah, that's a deep cut. That's

47:57

a deep cut. Some

48:00

fuck Leon. Gotta hate Leon.

48:03

We have a theory he's a serial killer.

48:06

Oh my god, I'm just now hearing it.

48:09

And yes, there's

48:11

no way he has not murdered. You

48:15

want to know what happened to Kate's girlfriend, Well,

48:19

she's some beef cheeks. Oh

48:22

god, I believe it. I believe

48:24

he's the scariest person I've ever seen

48:26

in my life. I'm glad we became aware of

48:28

him so we can avoid him at all costs. Yeah,

48:31

where he's like bad is bad micro blading?

48:34

God, he was so weird as eyebrows.

48:37

Yeah, terrifying. Look

48:40

the beef cheeks, Um, this is the thing. They

48:42

weren't beef God,

48:45

that was his victims. Yeah,

48:47

well I just thought what we were saying, Sweeney

48:51

Tooting, he's

48:54

doing pies.

48:56

Yes, he kind of had a Sweeney Toot accent

48:58

too. He did it for

49:00

sure.

49:03

You know, he's probably not even British. He probably just stole

49:05

that from Sweeney Todd. Yeah, he's a musical theater

49:07

actor. They

49:11

did. I was not selected for the

49:14

regional Hamilton's. Therefore

49:17

I will go on boats and Murderchi.

49:22

He was so scary.

49:25

There's nothing, there's no chill

49:27

to him at all. And and and he also

49:30

like, you know, I

49:32

can't, I'm not gonna God

49:34

Party wants to follow him on Instagram to see what he's

49:37

up to, but he's such a monster.

49:39

And he kind of dresses like um in all

49:41

his photos on his Twitter, which I'm

49:43

currently looking at, he dresses like, um,

49:47

Vin Diesel. It's like all white

49:49

tanks. He's got a very Vin Diesel.

49:51

Yeah, I get it. I get the inspo because he's

49:54

like a bald yeah. Guy,

49:57

There's no way anyone who meets him is like,

50:00

oh, nice to meet

50:02

you, especially if they've seen the show. He

50:04

could not come off worse. He

50:07

came off as absolutely terrifying,

50:10

um

50:13

and Fighting the most beloved character.

50:15

Also, he would just like brag about like

50:17

making waitresses cry and ship

50:19

like stuff where you're like, you you can

50:22

do that, but don't brag about But that was a great season

50:24

because of um what was her

50:26

name, Rocky? Yeah, the

50:28

queen the

50:31

best like quitting of a job I've ever

50:33

seen and then still keeping

50:36

the job she quit and like jump off, yeah,

50:38

and then they she stayed. I

50:41

love that about She didn't even leave in the end.

50:43

I love that about her. She actually

50:45

pulled. She was the first one to pull Rachel pulled

50:48

a Rocky. Oh yeah, I

50:50

mean she didn't jump in the wall, but she

50:53

told everyone to eat her couder. Yeah,

50:55

she's like the same. Did Rocky

50:58

say that? What did Rocky say specifically? I

51:00

can't remember a

51:02

lot of things, but most importantly, she literally

51:05

took her clothes off and jumped off the book. I love

51:07

Rocky so much. One

51:10

of the most chaotic Below Deck characters

51:12

of all time. Right, and that was all

51:14

because Leon quit. Yeah, she

51:16

or Leon got fired. She was mad because she like

51:19

liked Leon, which

51:21

is even more chaotic. God,

51:24

she loved Leon focus.

51:26

She cooked, and she would cook with her,

51:29

putting the grenadine and the oysters.

51:34

Rocky just buy a man

51:36

and move into the world. She

51:38

should say it, Adam, they would be great together.

51:42

She would for him,

51:44

but it would be like fun

51:47

to watch. Yeah, I think he

51:49

would murder her. I think, Oh he's a murderer

51:51

too. Yeah, he's a murderer. I mean

51:54

we saw what happened in that first season

51:56

with him and Malia. Oh god,

52:01

yeah, uh

52:03

well, all right, Francesca says, these people are

52:05

going to be troubled because their boat people, which

52:07

means they know what's up, and that's usually

52:09

an issue because they already know what they

52:12

know how everything's done, and they expect it to be done well.

52:15

And they want all the water toys, horseback

52:17

riding in the classic classic

52:20

Great Gatsby themed dinner party.

52:24

Why every

52:26

charter wants a Great Gatsby

52:28

themed dinner party? Who is there

52:30

a list you google boat

52:33

themes for parties? No more? I'm

52:35

done. I'm pissed. If I see

52:37

one more Gatsby themed party on any

52:39

reality show, I'm gonna I'm gonna

52:41

freak the funk out. No, she's

52:44

gonna take her clothes off, jump off this. I'm gonna take my clothes

52:46

off. I'm gonna jump off this, this goddamn vessel.

52:49

Let's tell you what, leave your clothes on and jump

52:52

out. That's what they do on this show on

52:55

this episode. No, I hate it. I hate

52:57

it. And it was so tacky the way they did it that

53:00

the Gatsby party, It's like, it's just awful.

53:02

It's a bad idea. I hate to do it every

53:04

year and they're always like and a great gats

53:07

Be themed. They just want a twenties

53:09

themed party. They want dressed like flappers. Do

53:11

you think the production like sends them like theme

53:14

options and you can pick up

53:16

you can pick a Gatsby themed party or

53:18

a Vegas themed

53:21

party. I figured out

53:23

why Gatsby is so abhorrent in

53:25

this situation. It is because

53:28

the very nature of a Gatsby party,

53:30

a Gatsby party is only thrown

53:33

in the hopes that a woman that

53:35

he wants to come comes to the party.

53:38

He has parties every single night in

53:40

hopes that she comes and he can talk to her.

53:43

Now, they're on a fucking boat and

53:45

there's eight of them. There ain't nobody else

53:47

coming. There's never anyone else coming because

53:49

you're on a fucking boat. You can't have a Gatsby

53:51

party and be like, did she show up?

53:54

Because they

53:56

just want a roaring twenties party? Doesn't

54:00

so, No, I'm sick of roaring twenties parties

54:02

to not none of it, No, no more, I'm

54:04

sick of it. I agree. I think we should write

54:06

our conscious people. All

54:09

right, let's see, once we get this Senate, we're

54:12

gonna some time like

54:15

parties aren't gonna happen for a while. We cannot. We have

54:17

cur really drafted this legislation and nip

54:19

it in the bud as soon as things open up, I

54:22

agree, erase it from the history books. Yeah,

54:26

well, Ash thinks, okay, okay, this

54:28

was an interesting thing. Uh Is he

54:31

is telling Ash that James

54:33

and Elizabeth hooked up? Because this ship

54:35

spreads like literal wildfire and

54:37

ashes like, I think Ezzy hold

54:40

on choice and I think Easy her voice

54:42

is a little more I

54:44

don't know higher, I don't know what it's called. I

54:46

think Easy has a crush on James,

54:49

but she doesn't know how to express her feelings because

54:51

that's the type of passions he is. And I'm like, um, Ash

54:54

is he came out as a lesbian on her Instagram,

54:57

So I think she just thinks James

55:00

is funny and a fool. He's

55:02

her les bro. Yeah

55:04

it works. They've got a great whole thing that

55:07

the two of them. Do you get that

55:09

vibe? Like I was like, Ash, just because a woman

55:11

has to room with a man does not mean that she's secretly

55:14

in love. Thinks

55:16

that they were like they are buds there, buds.

55:18

Yeah, what it means is

55:21

she likes James. Yeah, it doesn't

55:23

have anything to do with is Yeah. I actually kind of got

55:25

that vibe too. I think Ashley jealous,

55:28

Yeah, oh for sure. And that's it's

55:30

another one of these cases of you

55:33

know, uh, like when Asia

55:35

came back and alex was had already

55:37

expressed interest in bugs and couldn't switch.

55:40

I think it's the same thing that James had already

55:42

and just you know, expressed interest in Elizabeth. Then Ashley

55:44

came and he's like, why are you gonna

55:46

do you get one? You get one? A charter?

55:49

Yeah, a charter.

55:51

Yeah. Well, Rob, continuing

55:54

his classic I'm a nerd who's socially

55:56

awkward, is just researching knots

55:58

on his phone before it and being like, Eddie,

56:00

look at this cool knot Now this one's are pretty

56:03

cool not huh And he's like, hah yeah,

56:05

cool not And I was like, yes,

56:07

that is all you can look at when

56:09

you're a yachtie or a decand you just look

56:11

at cool knots. He's being performatively

56:14

quirky. Oh, I thought

56:17

you said, isn't this cool not?

56:22

Did you do that? I would have been to that. We

56:26

leave it in, we've been keeping in.

56:29

We leave it in and we we actually cut

56:31

it out and he used that as your

56:33

audio identity.

56:38

It's the clip that plays whenever you're introduced

56:40

anywhere and everywhere for the rest of your life.

56:46

We wrote that legislation, he wrote.

56:49

We wrote the law. So this

56:51

is when I got confused by James, because he did, in fact

56:53

ask Elizabeth to meet up with him in the Bird's

56:56

Nest, and they like start to get to know each other

56:58

and they're like actually talking about stuff like

57:00

both their moms are resigned and what sounds

57:03

to be like lush is because he's like, my mom just

57:05

drinks and plays golf and she's like and

57:08

I'm like okay. And then uh,

57:12

James has three French bulldogs which

57:14

were really cute. Uh. He's

57:16

like do you like psychology, which I'm like, wow,

57:19

James, that

57:22

they didn't have They had like no chemistry in this

57:24

scene or something like I feel like they're I

57:26

feel like they didn't kiss again. They

57:28

were preparing for like

57:31

someone to interview them about a green card.

57:35

Okay, yes? And then what type of toothpastes?

57:37

Yeah? Like great? What type? What side

57:39

of the bed do you sleep on? Like one of

57:41

them is going to steal the other's identity or something.

57:46

You know what, just write your numbers down? What's your mother's

57:48

maid a name now that I know she's tired

57:52

and the street you grew up on. That would

57:54

be a James move where he's being really sincere

57:56

and then it turns out he's stolen

57:58

all her credit cards. Would totally believe

58:01

that. I would totally believe that because he's

58:04

he seems like a guy who steals identities.

58:07

I would buy that. Yeah, because

58:09

he's like, I just want to take it really slow

58:11

and easy with Elizabeth, and I'm

58:13

like, he's into her, he doesn't

58:15

like her. He's going to hook up with someone else

58:17

on the He's gonna hook up with Ashley, like any second.

58:21

Then he says, he goes five years ago, his

58:23

first girlfriend ever cheated on him and

58:25

would never admit it to him

58:27

and that still affects him to this day. Then

58:29

he gets all emotional about it and

58:31

he hasn't had a girlfriend since because of it. Like

58:34

he starts to cry talking about a girl cheating on

58:36

him five years ago. Get

58:38

a therapist, Yeah

58:41

that is Yeah.

58:44

Anyone who has reasons why they

58:46

can't get in relationships clearly

58:48

just needs to work those out. You need to worry. It's

58:50

not justification for not getting it. Get a

58:53

journal, my friend talk

58:56

space, do say better. Help didn't

59:00

didn't help Michael Phelps. He's still depressed,

59:03

but it couldn't help you. You

59:05

know that for a fact. No, it's

59:07

just funny to be doing commercials

59:10

for like six years about like depression,

59:13

getting yeah, getting out that they get

59:15

that help already. Yeah,

59:20

that's for humor. And also

59:23

I'm going to need that cut out. No, No,

59:26

let's take another quick break and the

59:28

short jokes from earlier. We're going to take

59:30

another quick break and we'll be right back to

59:33

finish out this episode. And

59:41

we are back. Yeah.

59:43

So, uh, I guess James is gonna steal

59:45

Elizabeth's identity and move

59:47

away with Rob, who

59:50

is improv boy. I

59:52

actually think that they would be good together. Yeah,

59:56

Elizabeth and Rob and James and

59:58

Ashley makes more sense. Yeah,

1:00:00

it makes me more sense. No, Rob is gonna

1:00:02

become Francesco's like cuckold.

1:00:05

Yeah, he also kind of sounds seems

1:00:08

like a guy who just wants like a woman

1:00:10

to be Superman to him, which I totally also

1:00:12

respect. Yeah, wow,

1:00:15

him and James, there's two. There's too

1:00:17

close. He does seem like he

1:00:19

could be dominated, he could be

1:00:21

just to that. Well,

1:00:23

it is officially the next

1:00:25

day on this boat and

1:00:28

is he as sick. She wakes up sick with a

1:00:30

sore throat, which is hard

1:00:32

to watch. That's hard to watch. It's

1:00:35

hard to watch someone with a sore throat on

1:00:37

TV during like the

1:00:40

picking up of coronavirus in the

1:00:43

world. And all you've done

1:00:45

is be around a bunch of rich people,

1:00:47

which are was the first wave. Yeah,

1:00:50

and uh, Elizabeth is classically

1:00:52

fucking up in the laundry room and ashes annoyed

1:00:55

because she's like making her

1:00:58

look bad and she's like, oh, I'm a fish League

1:01:00

team Francesca, because Elizabeth

1:01:02

needs to get her ship together. She's making me look

1:01:04

bad and I'm like, who is this act? You

1:01:06

did not have a personality until I liked

1:01:08

this. At least she's doing something. She's

1:01:11

bringing some storyline now,

1:01:14

yeah, because before she was literally just in the crew

1:01:16

mess ironing, like all her scenes were so

1:01:18

like nothing. She's very good girl,

1:01:20

give us nothing. Yeah, But

1:01:23

the guests are arriving and Francesca

1:01:25

has her wrong epaulets on, which I thought was really

1:01:28

funny, Like I love that

1:01:30

that like when you are like so like

1:01:32

when you've spent like hours berating

1:01:35

your like subordinate for

1:01:37

like stupid reasons, and then you funk up on something

1:01:39

goofy like that, it's like that's good TV. Yeah.

1:01:42

I like that she's so stuck up and annoying,

1:01:45

like it's good. It's good because when she like sucks

1:01:47

up, it's like so funny and it's like,

1:01:49

well, hey, Francesco, you should

1:01:51

try stepping it up. We

1:01:55

were supposed of a meeting about epaulets and you

1:01:58

didn't show us that meeting, so it's

1:02:01

unfortunate. I like that Eddie was

1:02:03

like, did you demote yourself to house?

1:02:06

Like yes, tell her, Eddie. She

1:02:09

literally walked around letting everyone

1:02:11

know that Elizabeth has been demoted. It

1:02:14

sucks, dude. It's like literally your dirty laundry

1:02:16

hanging out to dry when it could be

1:02:18

bleach bombed. Yeah.

1:02:23

So the guests arrived. They're mostly just like

1:02:25

basic bitch right women with their idiot

1:02:28

husbands, you know, very like I'll

1:02:30

take a glass of champagne. This isn't I

1:02:32

think this is one of the best genres of guests

1:02:36

though, is the like TACKI wants

1:02:38

to be richer than they actually are. Mom

1:02:42

demographic. Yes, well,

1:02:45

I mean you do have to remember they

1:02:48

own their own personal yachts, right,

1:02:50

but they don't pay for them, and they're stick to tell you

1:02:53

they're not like so they're rich. They're rich,

1:02:56

but they're not like you know, David

1:02:58

Geffen, you probably got sail boats. They're

1:03:01

probably and

1:03:03

if they live in Pedaluma, that means they're they're

1:03:06

part of the sas Alito Yacht Club, which, let me

1:03:08

tell you, is not the San Francisco Yacht Club

1:03:10

because the San Francisco Yacht Club has a nine year

1:03:12

wait list. So good

1:03:14

luck, poor people. That's my idea point.

1:03:16

Yeah, they're pore no, honestly, Yeah, I'm

1:03:19

here to say. I'll say it. They're fucking poor.

1:03:22

They're poor, poor, and they're

1:03:24

poor. I bet they leave a bad tip. Oh

1:03:26

wait, they don't leave a tip. Wait

1:03:28

spoiler alert, not yet. No, well,

1:03:31

they haven't left the boat yet. We don't know. We don't

1:03:33

know what happened. A lot of things

1:03:36

seem one way at the end of a there's a lot

1:03:38

of twists in below deck. It's very like m Night

1:03:40

Shamalanian of a show. You

1:03:43

never know what Captain Lee is gonna pull

1:03:45

on it. Captain Lee sees dead people. Oh

1:03:48

god, Captain, that's that's tough.

1:03:51

So oh, this is a great Rachel moment. She

1:03:53

left her phone in the freezer and frozen,

1:03:56

like she is firing on

1:03:58

all cylinders. Best character on the

1:04:00

show. That is so funny and

1:04:02

it's genuine, like I totally believe that

1:04:04

she fucking is that spacey

1:04:07

and weird, Like just great,

1:04:09

that was a great moment. That's like that she can't

1:04:12

that's pure comedy. She froze her phone right

1:04:14

when she was waiting for important text. That's like,

1:04:17

you can't write something that good. Yeah,

1:04:20

her boyfriend's traveling back to France from Italy

1:04:22

and she wants to talk to him to make sure he's okay, and

1:04:24

she froze her phone. Iconic

1:04:26

queen, I can do. She's

1:04:30

the same one who literally left her wallet out at

1:04:32

an airport and it got stolen. Like

1:04:35

we love a talent like we love a

1:04:37

talented mess. You

1:04:39

know, if you're talented, but you're kind of a

1:04:41

mess, so like you drink too much and

1:04:44

like you are

1:04:46

chaotic and you quit your job and you tell everyone to eat

1:04:48

your couter. But then you serve the best ten

1:04:50

course meal of your life. Like that's

1:04:53

a perfect below character, Like

1:04:55

you're so good at being a chef

1:04:57

that you could probably set fire

1:05:00

to the yacht and Captain will be like, wow, but

1:05:02

the dinner was pretty good and

1:05:04

have your drop back. That's a great

1:05:08

well, No, capt like, ah, you're fucking

1:05:11

fired. Hold on, let me make a fucking phone

1:05:13

call. There's no chefs. Okay, you're hired.

1:05:17

It's true. There's never any chefs. There's

1:05:19

never any anything. It's like, I

1:05:21

mean, we understand. It's like if you have Rachel.

1:05:25

I mean we've seen like a dozen

1:05:27

chefs and we've never seen anyone. I

1:05:30

mean besides Ben, that's close. It's this

1:05:33

Ben, even Ben Ben

1:05:36

Ben has had bad meals, Like Rachel cannot

1:05:39

serve a bad meal. Like she is so talented,

1:05:42

she's original, she's innovative, like

1:05:44

passionate, but

1:05:47

but she's just about I can't say she's

1:05:51

perfect. It's such a weird

1:05:53

thing. And I never understand why

1:05:55

people don't want people

1:05:58

to redo dishes. Is like

1:06:00

the whole thing about a yacht chef. It's like you're

1:06:03

a piece of ship unless you make

1:06:05

a different meal, and you never make the same

1:06:07

meal. Twice even you know, on different chargers.

1:06:09

Well, I think that's but I don't understand why. I think

1:06:12

that's for the show. I think regular yacht

1:06:14

chefs probably repeat the same meals

1:06:16

all the time. But I think I think

1:06:18

if you're doing a TV show, half

1:06:20

of the reason we're watching is to like see

1:06:23

the different things you can cook. I

1:06:25

think that's I think that's the thing that probably

1:06:27

in real life they do, Like

1:06:29

if you go to an expensive restaurant, they

1:06:32

make, they give you their good thing. They're

1:06:35

not like all right, not even gonna see

1:06:37

what's in the freeze. But like the show is

1:06:40

part like food network porn. That's

1:06:43

like a that's a fraction of why we watch below

1:06:45

a debt. Yeah, absolutely, But

1:06:47

in reality, if you did make beef cheeks every

1:06:49

night and they were really good beef cheeks, like no

1:06:51

one would probably care no, But

1:06:54

the lacking of originality on a show like this,

1:06:56

it's like they're not. That's why Kate got so

1:06:58

mad at Leon, because Kate is

1:07:00

she knows television. She knows what makes

1:07:02

good TV, and that's why she called it the beef cheeks.

1:07:06

Yeah. And on top of that, come

1:07:08

on, man, like fucking even I though, like

1:07:11

i'd feel like, come on, like you literally you

1:07:14

can't do Like I understand

1:07:16

you're good at it. It's like with

1:07:19

um uh Kiko and the Moqueca,

1:07:21

it's like you're good at it. Yeah, but

1:07:23

you gotta mix it up. So gotta mix it up.

1:07:26

We don't want to watch you make beef cheeks. Yeah,

1:07:30

disagree everyone, Okay, here's my impression

1:07:32

of everyone eating the beef cheeks. Okay,

1:07:36

my god,

1:07:39

Oh yes, I will go with you

1:07:41

into that van. Wow. I mean they did

1:07:44

love the beef cheeks every time. They

1:07:47

love every Yeah,

1:07:50

but let's be real, they weren't beef cheeks. That's

1:07:53

the issue. There were human cheeks, yes, and

1:07:55

we've just we've actually ssembled upon

1:07:57

that this episode. We should pop.

1:08:00

We send this to um

1:08:03

yeah yeah, the a of whoever

1:08:06

got Anna's Twitter account back for her, we

1:08:08

need to send. So

1:08:11

Eddie is trying to figure out what what the

1:08:13

guests want to do, and this is our first kind of

1:08:15

real hint of how difficult the guests can

1:08:17

be because they're all just yelling different

1:08:19

things at the same time, and like one ladies like I don't

1:08:21

want to go horseback riding. I want to go shopping in the city

1:08:24

and one lady's like slide,

1:08:28

another one's like what about a beach picnic?

1:08:31

And uh, Eddie's just like wha.

1:08:34

These women are all just yelling at the same time. Oh

1:08:37

God, I hate boat people. I

1:08:40

mean they're awful. They were pretty

1:08:42

awful. I didn't love I didn't love his impression,

1:08:44

but they're awful. Yeah. When they

1:08:46

were just like three champagne

1:08:50

bottles in when that woman

1:08:52

wandered into the kitchen looking for champagne,

1:08:55

like they just started jacking. They just down

1:08:58

to and then she just starts wandering

1:09:00

and then she's like wondering why Francesca

1:09:02

hasn't hurt, why Elizabeth

1:09:05

hasn't gotten them any um

1:09:07

champagne, And she's like literally setting up

1:09:10

a serving tray full of champagne glasses to

1:09:13

them, like a third round of champagne. Basically,

1:09:16

Francesco says, they almost clear her out

1:09:18

of champagne. And they've just arrived

1:09:20

there like four or five hours in and she's running

1:09:22

out of champagne for them. Incredible

1:09:24

drink something else, What about a vodka soda? Yeah?

1:09:27

Who wants that much champagne? You

1:09:30

move on from champagne. Don't

1:09:32

drink champagne all night. Now.

1:09:37

The first sign of Dolores being

1:09:39

kind of not great is

1:09:41

when they're setting her up with a jet ski. They're like,

1:09:43

have you written before, and she's like kind

1:09:46

of, and they're like kind of, and she's like, I used

1:09:48

to race them. I'm

1:09:50

Dolores, and everyone's like, I

1:09:53

would love to see the like hot

1:09:55

monster. Dolores was in the like

1:09:57

jet skiing eighties, Like I

1:10:01

can just picture her as like as

1:10:04

like caught famous

1:10:06

jet ski racer in like nineteen

1:10:10

She's on the cover of Ski magazine.

1:10:13

She crossed over into the regular jet

1:10:17

the energy of like a fallen idol, Like she

1:10:19

peeked like in her jet skiing days

1:10:21

and now she's like she's been trying to get that back

1:10:23

ever since, but like she never will and like

1:10:26

she has to drink her sorrows away.

1:10:28

And also like who races

1:10:30

jet skis? I don't know that was what I've

1:10:33

never heard. Feel like I'm just I don't

1:10:36

have anything to back this up, but I just feel like that was

1:10:38

a thing in the eighties and everyone did. I

1:10:40

just think I don't She's

1:10:42

so like eighties fallen hero

1:10:44

to me. Yeah, that's a good

1:10:46

point. It is a very eighties thing to be, like, we race

1:10:48

jet skis, and she's like, I never

1:10:51

forgot. It's like you never you

1:10:53

don't know about racing jet skis. You never

1:10:56

you never saw the new Coke open

1:10:59

back in. It

1:11:02

is so eighties. Just has a major eighties

1:11:05

energy to me. Yeah, and that

1:11:07

that is it. That's like the official like,

1:11:09

oh, seal it in. She used to

1:11:11

raise jet skis and she's bragging

1:11:13

about it. Now. It's like okay,

1:11:17

honey, and she's gonna get very

1:11:19

drunk very soon. So I

1:11:23

kind of wish later that she had told kept every would

1:11:25

be like, don't worry about her captaine. She used to raise jett

1:11:32

Yeah, she can jump in. She

1:11:34

don't worry about Well, it is true. You

1:11:36

hit away at the wrong angle and you fly

1:11:39

off that jet ski. Honey, you

1:11:41

gotta take care of your captain. Lee was a fan

1:11:43

of her from her jet skiing days.

1:11:45

He's like, Dolores, and

1:11:48

that's why they get to say the next

1:11:50

The next day, he's like, oh wait, you're the Dolores,

1:11:52

the jet skier. We don't

1:11:54

know her last name, You're the Dolores jet

1:11:56

skis. That's her last last last pronounced

1:11:59

yeah ski though here

1:12:03

the Laurietsky, the jet

1:12:05

Ski razor Pedaluma

1:12:09

Open. Remember the Pedaluma Open in nine

1:12:12

you won first place. That's

1:12:15

funny because Petaluma is like all country

1:12:17

side, so she's just like racing

1:12:20

jet skis outside of Pedaloum.

1:12:22

I can't even imagine. She must be from

1:12:24

like racing and like Marine County or something.

1:12:26

I don't know. I bet you so much that she was

1:12:28

like a famous jet ski in the eighties. Someone

1:12:30

proved me wrong. At me

1:12:34

her, please, at Kate, also at

1:12:36

all of us. We're all curious. We need

1:12:38

we need to know, someone do the research so that we don't

1:12:40

have to. We don't know her last name. It's

1:12:44

Yetski, that's right. G mm

1:12:48

hmm. Well, okay, so

1:12:50

Ash is telling everyone, she's just spreading

1:12:53

everyone that James and Elizabeth were

1:12:55

kissing in the hot tub, and of course she tells

1:12:57

Francesca, her Australian bestie,

1:12:59

and Francesca is like old Chase and Ross

1:13:02

like, of course they were because they

1:13:04

both don't have any work ethics, so of course

1:13:06

they're just hooking up and getting drunk all the time.

1:13:09

And I'm like, are you jealous?

1:13:11

Like that? Deva

1:13:13

not having work ethic has nothing to do with them,

1:13:16

like making out in a hot tub. Also like

1:13:18

James's work ethic is fine,

1:13:22

right to be a slacker.

1:13:24

He just watched a window like three times

1:13:26

once. Yeah, but Elizabeth

1:13:29

is also good. She's just a dummy.

1:13:31

She's just a dummy. I think Francesca

1:13:33

just needs to get frances gets laid.

1:13:36

I bet you a hundred percent. She's so much

1:13:38

nice and I can't wait because she is gonna she's

1:13:40

gonna fuck New Rob. I think, yeah,

1:13:42

New Rob is gonna be like, I'm really socially awkward,

1:13:45

and she's gonna push his head between her legs

1:13:47

while he's being like, I'm really award down

1:13:50

here. It's like when you're watching a

1:13:52

horror movie, you know, and then you

1:13:54

have to like, if you're getting too scared, you got to

1:13:56

remind yourself it's a movie. Okay, these

1:13:58

didn't actually happen this one and isn't

1:14:01

getting murdered. It's just the end of her

1:14:03

career. But when you're watching reality

1:14:05

shows, you gotta remind yourself

1:14:08

these people are so dumb. They're

1:14:11

not like you and your friends. You

1:14:13

don't realize how smart your friends

1:14:15

are until you watch a reality show, and you're

1:14:17

like, this is people, this is people,

1:14:20

this is what people are. You don't know

1:14:22

them, all

1:14:24

right, We're almost at the end. So is

1:14:26

He is feeling sick and she's hoping

1:14:28

her autoimmune disorder guyan bar

1:14:31

isn't the reason she's feeling sick because it acts

1:14:33

up when she doesn't

1:14:35

sleep well, and she hasn't been sleeping well. But

1:14:38

she really doesn't want to be paralyzed in a hospital now

1:14:40

with coronavirus spreading, which I'm like, that would

1:14:43

be miserable. But anyway, Rachel

1:14:45

is planning for this Great Gatsby dinner and

1:14:48

she says she's ready to rock out with her cock out

1:14:50

for this dinner, which I'm like, okay,

1:14:53

that's a classic Rachel isn't. But

1:14:56

then she's also like, what is Great Gatsby Leonardo

1:14:59

DiCaprio, And I'm like, it

1:15:01

was the thing before the that was weird. I

1:15:03

think she's trying to be funny. She

1:15:06

has no idea, she's never read crazy.

1:15:08

She doesn't didn't make a meal that

1:15:10

had anything to do with Great Gatsbet.

1:15:13

What would what

1:15:16

did they eat in the twenties, like

1:15:18

like oysters? I would guess it would

1:15:20

just be like lobster and ship like

1:15:23

rich, like caveats, just a

1:15:25

seafood tower, caviar

1:15:27

something Hampton, yeah,

1:15:30

caviar, Yeah, anything seafoodie, I

1:15:32

guess. But she went with chicken and waffles.

1:15:35

But those and

1:15:38

they were not regular waffles. They were made out

1:15:40

of sweet, sweet potato. I

1:15:44

think I did love with Rachel.

1:15:46

I think I'm

1:15:49

I think I'm in love with her. I

1:15:51

will find her one day and

1:15:54

set off her feet. I would

1:15:56

love to hire her to cook for me one meal, just

1:15:59

I know I would. It seems like she's in love. But

1:16:03

I mean we can like maybe they're open, you

1:16:05

don't know. Yeah, well

1:16:07

we can't seem in any of the photos. I think

1:16:09

they broke up because there's no way she wouldn't

1:16:11

instagram him. I think they broke up. I

1:16:13

know she loves him,

1:16:16

or he died, damn

1:16:21

dude, that would be really dark. But

1:16:24

she was on the after show being like I'm in

1:16:26

Italy. Oh,

1:16:28

so maybe she's still with him. Then

1:16:31

maybe she still with them and just uses her Instagram for food

1:16:33

because maybe he's a very private,

1:16:36

private the person. Yeah,

1:16:38

it could be like you you talked too much about like

1:16:40

sucking my dick on the show, like maybe you should

1:16:43

tone it down on your I'm just private

1:16:45

Italian man. Yeah.

1:16:47

So Rob has this theory that him

1:16:49

and James knew each other in a different time

1:16:52

and they're just two lost souls who found

1:16:54

each other at sea, and

1:16:56

he like says something like what

1:16:58

does he say? He says, like, well,

1:17:01

he says he loves fun guys. That's what Rob

1:17:03

says about James, because I guess James

1:17:06

in his mind is a fun guy. But I think they just have really

1:17:08

good rapport. But then he says, I

1:17:10

think I scraped my knees when I

1:17:12

fell for you, and

1:17:15

James is like, oh, okay,

1:17:19

I think they both kind

1:17:21

of have by energy and I would like to see

1:17:23

them have sex. Yes,

1:17:26

this is another thing about Bob Benson

1:17:29

is that you don't he's

1:17:31

giving you nothing. There's no

1:17:34

way to tell if he's a straight, if he is straight

1:17:36

or gay, and that yes, that it's

1:17:38

also I keep thinking of like Ryan Murphy

1:17:41

like Socie, like did you see the

1:17:43

killing or the Gianni Versacci I

1:17:46

saw like the first episode,

1:17:49

well him, and that that is exactly

1:17:53

the type of thing. It's like, I don't know if

1:17:55

that guy was straight or gay. Andrew

1:17:57

whatever his face, the guy who killed versacci Um.

1:18:01

But like the way it's

1:18:03

played, it's like it doesn't matter

1:18:05

because it's like sex isn't

1:18:08

a thing of pleasure to him.

1:18:10

It's just a way to manipulate

1:18:13

people out of their money. Okay,

1:18:17

yeah, so you're saying James is going

1:18:19

to kill Gianni Versace. Well,

1:18:23

I mean it might be tough now,

1:18:26

but she's

1:18:29

around. I could see him becoming so obsessed

1:18:31

with James that he follows him.

1:18:34

There's some there's some chemistry there. I think

1:18:36

that they could could hook up with each

1:18:38

other. They should kiss, So we start chanting kiss

1:18:41

whenever they're both on screens. Um.

1:18:44

Anyway, Rachel says she's very should we

1:18:46

should start chanting Chris

1:18:49

because Darren Chris played? Okay,

1:18:52

Uh, there's a higher up at I heart whose

1:18:55

first name is Darren and I can never

1:18:57

I always call him Darren Chris and all to be

1:19:00

eatings and everyone always gets very annoyed. But to this day,

1:19:02

I cannot tell you what his last name is. It's basically

1:19:04

Darren Chris and everyone always has to correct me, and

1:19:06

I'm like, dude, who can Sorry, it's

1:19:08

Darren Chris with an h I

1:19:11

saw Darren Chris on Broadway playing

1:19:15

Oh cool, that's actually it's

1:19:18

very good. Um. Rachel says

1:19:20

she's disappointed that James and Elizabeth hooked

1:19:22

up because she likes Elizabeth and he

1:19:24

was flirting with all the girls and

1:19:26

just ended up pushing the weakest link

1:19:29

to kissing him in a hot tub. And

1:19:31

I'm like, I don't really think that's necessary in the situation,

1:19:33

like Elizabeth wanted

1:19:36

a boyfriend. She literally says at the beginning of the show

1:19:38

that she always falls in love with someone on

1:19:40

a boat that she's Rachel came down too hard

1:19:42

in this moment. I was not with Rachel when

1:19:44

she said this. I was like, that's really

1:19:47

judging. That's like, really judge, and like,

1:19:49

let the girl look up with who she wants

1:19:51

to look up with, Like come on, yeah,

1:19:54

she'll learn the hard way if he doesn't like her,

1:19:56

and if not, whatever, who cares. They're just making

1:19:58

out. It's not like not everyone can

1:20:00

have some coronavirus fighting

1:20:03

Vincenzo traveling

1:20:05

through Europe trying to find them. Okay,

1:20:08

you guys, I don't know if traveling is the

1:20:10

best way to fight coronavirus. Well, I don't know.

1:20:12

He's just traveling through and trying to not

1:20:14

like um

1:20:18

catch coronavirus. But anyway,

1:20:20

the guests are wasted at dinner and Dolores

1:20:22

is being especially creepy and saying that she wants

1:20:25

to get Captain Lee naked in the water, and

1:20:27

Captain Lee's like, she's drunker than at four

1:20:29

peckard goat, which okay,

1:20:32

but Captain Lee eventually excuses

1:20:34

himself, but not before trying some of

1:20:36

Rachel's sweet potato waffles.

1:20:40

In this process, Dolores gets up and

1:20:42

says she's ready to go to the hot tub, but then instead

1:20:44

goes down to the back deck and

1:20:46

Francesca follows her and tells her not to jump

1:20:49

in. She's like, it's not safe, it's not safe. Please don't jump

1:20:51

in. Please, dot's jump in. But then

1:20:54

Dolora starts asking for peas. That

1:20:57

was so weird. She's

1:20:59

just she's like like

1:21:01

thinking about what she wants to eat when she gets out

1:21:03

of the ocean. Yeah,

1:21:06

and she's like, can I have some peas? That everyone's

1:21:08

trying to stop her, and they called James down to

1:21:10

try and like you know, persuade her not to

1:21:12

jump in the water. But then the way like even

1:21:14

Captain Lene comes out and he's pissed and he's like, no,

1:21:17

I don't think

1:21:19

so, no, not appropriate.

1:21:21

You're drunk, you're drunk. The

1:21:24

way he was talking to her was like a child. He's like, I

1:21:27

don't think so, like from the top down.

1:21:30

And she loved that. When Captain Lee

1:21:32

like goes full daddymode and I'm like,

1:21:35

I love it. I love when he's just like, I'm

1:21:37

the dad. You need to listen to

1:21:39

me. Yeah, he's so stern

1:21:42

and it's hilarious. It's so

1:21:44

he's rich. Drunk people don't care

1:21:47

like at all. They're definitely Trump supporters,

1:21:49

right, that's like major this

1:21:52

major magat energy to ignore

1:21:54

safety guidelines and just jump in the water when

1:21:56

you're black out drunk. I just I don't. I can't

1:21:58

explain why, but it's that's the Trump supporter.

1:22:01

Also major maggot energy to meet

1:22:04

at a yacht club. There's

1:22:07

no yacht club that's leaning left,

1:22:09

no, no,

1:22:11

no, but so

1:22:14

she does, Okay. The way she jumps in is what seems

1:22:16

to be just throw her body like she just like falls

1:22:19

forward into the water when it

1:22:21

appears, and then everyone starts

1:22:23

freaking out and then she swims away and she seems

1:22:25

fine, how she's swimming, like, she seems totally

1:22:27

okay, and Captain Le's like,

1:22:29

wow, that's the ultimate fuck you to

1:22:32

the captain. And then

1:22:34

everyone's like, do you want me to go get her? The friend

1:22:36

is like if it helps, she's a really

1:22:38

great swimmer, and Captain he is like, I don't

1:22:40

care that she's a great swimmer. She's drunk

1:22:44

um, and he's like, I don't want a dead bodies.

1:22:47

And everyone's just trying to calm Captain Lea

1:22:49

down, and they're all being like, so should we should someone

1:22:51

go get her? And he's like no, no one

1:22:53

goes in there. And I didn't even get I was like, so

1:22:55

what's the plan, Captain len anything

1:23:01

on board we can throw it? I was like, why not

1:23:03

at least throw like a like a light

1:23:06

one of those things called the round throw,

1:23:09

one of those floaties.

1:23:11

But like, I was like, okay, if no one's

1:23:13

allowed to go get her, what are we doing. He's

1:23:15

just being like come back here, miss, and she's

1:23:18

like, can I also bacon? And

1:23:20

he's like no, you cannot bacon.

1:23:22

Goddamnit, you get back on this boat

1:23:24

right now. She's she's a couple ingredients away

1:23:26

from having a really nice carbonara. Yeah,

1:23:30

she really is. Some peace and a

1:23:34

lifebelt, life buoy, water

1:23:36

wheelie, ring buoy, liffering,

1:23:39

life saver, life, doughnut, or life.

1:23:42

They could have thrown any of those things out

1:23:44

instead. He's like, no, Dolores,

1:23:47

get your ass back on the boat. Sorry. My cat

1:23:49

and dog are just casually fighting in the background. Can you

1:23:51

guys move it along? Can you move it along? Hey?

1:23:53

Oh they're cute. Oh they're cute. Cute.

1:23:57

Sorry, Anna has the cutest

1:24:01

dog. I as a

1:24:03

as someone with a cute dog. It's

1:24:05

very rare that I can pump someone

1:24:08

else's dog up. But Ace is,

1:24:10

uh one of the greatest dogs.

1:24:13

And it's also if the personality you can't even

1:24:16

see. It's

1:24:18

good. She jump straight

1:24:20

up in your She was straight straight up

1:24:22

jump in your lap from like from

1:24:25

half court. Good.

1:24:27

It's incredible. Our

1:24:30

dogs looks kind of similar. I have a fluffy, little

1:24:32

white baby like that. He just got

1:24:34

groomed like an hour ago, so he's very naked

1:24:36

right now. We're super sinc My dog also

1:24:39

got groomed yesterday.

1:24:40

Oh we're in sync.

1:24:43

Rah groomed Cheetah last week. It's

1:24:47

a grooming season. Yeah, it's grooming

1:24:50

season. Um alright,

1:24:52

yeah, So Dolores won't come back to the boat.

1:24:54

Captain Lee gets piste because she asked for bacon.

1:24:57

Uh, and then he goes and he tells um

1:24:59

oh that he's yelling at her more and Dolores says,

1:25:01

I've paid a lot of money to be here, so don't

1:25:03

ruin our trip. And Captain He's like, I don't give a

1:25:05

funk how much money you've paid. And

1:25:07

he goes in and he tells him the charter is

1:25:09

over. And then he's so mad he can't

1:25:12

even see straight. And that's where the episode

1:25:14

ends. Oh god, I can't

1:25:16

wait for next This is this is

1:25:18

like this is so good. Rich people being

1:25:21

fucking asses is the best part

1:25:23

of the show. And Captain

1:25:25

Lee like putting his foot down

1:25:27

like this, like I don't even know if we've seen it like

1:25:30

this. This hasn't happened ever.

1:25:32

Was first season he ended the charter

1:25:35

with the people that the first

1:25:37

charter ever, right or second charter ever? I think

1:25:40

first charter actually first charter ever? Yeah,

1:25:42

and not since then, it's

1:25:44

like it's for cocaine, right

1:25:47

right, right right, It's just the drama

1:25:49

of it is so good and like she's such an asshole,

1:25:52

that Dolores lady, and like,

1:25:55

yeah, I just love it. I love it. I can't

1:25:57

wait rich so

1:25:59

I can do whatever I want, which is to risk

1:26:01

my life. Ah

1:26:04

yeah, it's time for both facts with nikky

1:26:06

tease. Okay,

1:26:09

guys, we all know that in water

1:26:11

we're not just talking about boats. We're talking about

1:26:13

fish, and that we've we've had we've had

1:26:15

some fish facts before and today

1:26:18

is no exception. We gotta have a fish factor

1:26:20

here on boat facts. All right, you guys ready for this. Now,

1:26:23

I'm gonna offer each of you five

1:26:26

guesses. Well, I'm gonna give you

1:26:28

three guesses at

1:26:30

three guesses each, and if you get any

1:26:33

of the top ten of this list,

1:26:35

you win. Now top ten

1:26:38

fastest fish in

1:26:40

the world. WHOA

1:26:43

give it to me? What are your guesses?

1:26:46

And I'm saying three. They're They're

1:26:48

very specific, and I might need you to get more

1:26:50

specific. And this is also very difficult

1:26:53

keeping salmon, salmon,

1:26:56

no um

1:27:01

sturgeon. No.

1:27:03

Now, when I say fast fish,

1:27:06

if you think about a fish,

1:27:08

like the way it looks, it's makeup.

1:27:11

Some fish kind of look like a

1:27:13

boat or a plane. You know, and

1:27:15

they have extra big fins. That this is what's

1:27:17

getting you cutting through the water. That's

1:27:20

my only hint. A

1:27:22

full sharks shark, Yeah, sharks,

1:27:25

Yes, there are multiple sharks.

1:27:28

Sharks counted. So well,

1:27:31

I'll tell you what everything you

1:27:33

know what? Sharks are fish? Okay,

1:27:35

and if you don't know that, then you shouldn't

1:27:37

be on decade. I gotta, I

1:27:40

gotta go. Then dolphins

1:27:43

are mammals. Sharks are fish. It's

1:27:46

a killer whale. That's a mammal.

1:27:49

Okay, you know what I didn't

1:27:52

know. You guys are such a fish expert on

1:27:54

this fish expert. We've been doing this

1:27:56

a long time. What is going on? Number

1:27:59

seven, blue shark, number

1:28:01

five, mako shark. Okay, continue,

1:28:05

great white shark. Yeah,

1:28:07

yeah, okay, this is really difficult. Here's the

1:28:09

ones. Here's the ones that I thought you might

1:28:12

get based on what I said to you. Sword

1:28:14

Fish number

1:28:17

nine, Um, it's got you

1:28:19

know, it's got big, big fins.

1:28:22

Sailfish, well, I don't even

1:28:25

know what that is. Oh my god,

1:28:27

it's the biggest. Is there a fish that's called

1:28:29

boat fish? Yes?

1:28:32

Number one and number three are variations

1:28:35

on the fastest fish that exists.

1:28:38

The fastest fish that exists in the ocean

1:28:40

is a marlin, okay, specifically

1:28:44

black marlin, number three striped marlin.

1:28:47

But and then to round

1:28:49

out the list, we got a wahoo. Um,

1:28:51

we got atlantic bluefinto, we

1:28:55

got bone fish,

1:28:57

and a four wing fly fish,

1:29:01

which I encourage you to google for

1:29:03

wing flying

1:29:05

fish. Okay,

1:29:08

that's not real. Look

1:29:11

at that thing. It's incredible beautiful. It's

1:29:13

like a bird in the water. Okay,

1:29:16

if I fired

1:29:19

wings, I could fly fast too. In

1:29:21

the water. It looks like it jumps out of

1:29:23

the water and it

1:29:25

really flies. Well, I know, I'm

1:29:28

not sure how it gets how far it gets.

1:29:30

You know, it goes like it goes like you know, a

1:29:33

little bit, Yeah, it does. Every

1:29:35

photo coming out of the water like

1:29:38

this is maybe the most beautiful fish I've

1:29:40

ever called the flying fish fish.

1:29:44

I think if I saw it's really beautiful and photos.

1:29:46

I think if I saw this fish in real life, I would kiss

1:29:48

myself because I'd be like, what the fund is happening.

1:29:52

Everybody's on these like whale trips,

1:29:55

like to go see whales. How come there's no trips

1:29:57

to go see four wing flying fish.

1:30:00

Men. I've been saying that for years. There

1:30:02

you go, all right, we'll start a business.

1:30:05

Next episode, I'm in baby.

1:30:08

That's all right, both

1:30:10

facts with Nikki t S. Thanks so much for

1:30:13

listening. So that's been season eight,

1:30:15

episode ten. Kate tell

1:30:17

peop where they can find you and listen to you. You can find

1:30:19

me at Kate Raft. It's

1:30:21

spelled kind of funky,

1:30:24

but it's c A I T R A

1:30:26

F T and uh.

1:30:28

I have three shows that I do.

1:30:31

Hot and Rich is my podcast slash

1:30:33

Twitch show. You can get it everywhere podcasts are

1:30:35

and it's also at twitch dot tv Slash Hot

1:30:37

and Rich um every Friday

1:30:39

night. And uh I

1:30:41

also do Jack Am, which is a morning talk show

1:30:44

on Twitch. And I also do a

1:30:46

podcast called this podcast is self Care.

1:30:48

I know that's too many things, but sorry,

1:30:51

no, that's great. And can they follow you on the internet?

1:30:54

Yeah, at Twitter, Instagram, everywhere.

1:30:56

Perfect. Do you want them to see? Three things?

1:30:58

You know, if you had to be honest with yourself, what

1:31:01

when do you want to go to? First? Hot

1:31:04

and I mean it's like Hot and Rich is my baby

1:31:07

because it's just me. I do the other things

1:31:09

with other people, but if you want just me,

1:31:12

raw and real talking celebrity

1:31:14

gossip. That's

1:31:17

a hot and rich baby. I

1:31:19

hope Dolores makes appearance.

1:31:21

I'm sure from her eighties days.

1:31:24

I googled or I couldn't find enough, but

1:31:26

you'll come. People will sloth first. I

1:31:28

need the info. I need the

1:31:31

the intel on Dolores. I need

1:31:33

it. Yeah, I I'm going to keep

1:31:35

googling until we find out more, because you can't

1:31:37

just be a fucking jet ski. You

1:31:39

can't beat Dolores Yetski, the jet ski racer

1:31:42

without us knowing more about Come

1:31:44

on, I need that. I need that tragic backstory,

1:31:46

like did she like break her wrist

1:31:49

doing like the biggest race of her life and

1:31:51

then ever since then she hasn't been able

1:31:53

to jet ski and it's like haunted her. It

1:31:56

must like she has some everyone

1:31:58

must suffer. Well, yeah, she was actually

1:32:00

bullied by the jet skiol

1:32:04

jet Ski kids, by the jet Ski Yeah,

1:32:06

the billionaire jet Ski kids because

1:32:09

she was from the wrong side of town. Her

1:32:12

mom worked for them, which is why she was able

1:32:14

to go to the same Dolores

1:32:17

Yetski. I need to find

1:32:19

out more about this woman. It's

1:32:21

good, it'll come out. The Internet

1:32:23

salutes are working on it. I can feel it.

1:32:25

I'm actually gonna come obsessed with her. There's

1:32:28

something there. So yeah, we

1:32:30

will keep you updated. I will tweet stuff at you

1:32:32

so you know exactly what I mean.

1:32:34

And also our listeners, guys, I know you're

1:32:36

sleuthing. Get out there, tweeted us.

1:32:39

Tweet at us about Dolores jet Ski

1:32:42

Yetsky. I keep forgetting what her name?

1:32:45

All right? Yeah? You can follow us at deckheads Pod

1:32:47

on Instagram and Twitter. You can email us at deckheads

1:32:49

pot at gmail dot com. Hey, leave

1:32:51

us a five star review if you're feeling it while

1:32:53

you're out there looking for Dolores Yetski. Uh,

1:32:56

swing on over to what is

1:32:58

it iTunes Apple and leave

1:33:00

us a five star review. We could really use

1:33:02

it. We love the love. People hate

1:33:05

us, make them love us, guys,

1:33:07

Come on, build it up.

1:33:09

If you're loving what we're loving, which is Dolor

1:33:12

Sietsky, top on that review

1:33:14

and give us the old five star Areno,

1:33:17

but I'm at Anna host Nick is

1:33:19

at Nick's Turners and

1:33:22

check out. I guess we have merch coming soon.

1:33:24

We will let you know if you great.

1:33:26

Doesn't that feel good to say you're at

1:33:29

Anna? It's true

1:33:31

I was hacked but I'm back, baby back

1:33:33

again. Yes, we will. Well,

1:33:35

we we're going to have shirts soon. We're

1:33:38

waiting on an image from Anna. Brooks

1:33:41

gave me an image and I already got a frame made

1:33:44

for his. I famously have you know

1:33:47

three clients, uh, my other show,

1:33:49

my this show, and my

1:33:52

entry level with Brooks, Wheel and show. He's gonna

1:33:54

be on seth Myers tomorrow. So I went

1:33:56

and I told the guys. I was like, we need this fast.

1:33:58

Got in the shirt. Um, and it's

1:34:01

just a zoom in his house. So if I can't

1:34:03

get him to wear it, I'm gonna at

1:34:05

least have it on the wall behind him.

1:34:09

Anyway. Check out all these shirts at get dot

1:34:11

com slash store. Yeah, and we also

1:34:14

we still technically have that tea public

1:34:16

merch store. But Nick doesn't want me promoting it anymore.

1:34:19

No, that's dead. Do not do not

1:34:22

promote it. I mean, honestly,

1:34:25

you need to shut it down. I don't know how. I

1:34:28

don't well figure it out. Okay, I'll figure it all right,

1:34:30

guys, let's we'll talk. We'll continue talking

1:34:32

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1:34:35

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1:34:38

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1:34:40

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