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Welcome to Deckheads, a production

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of IR Radio. Welcome

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to Deckheads with your hosts Nick

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can Anna, broadcasting

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from the bottom of the boat below

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below deck. Whoa horny

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all ya talk all the time.

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I'm having a party.

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We're shoveling cold to keep this show

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afloat. I love cocaine.

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We're off the map in international

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waters. I need some drama.

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Me hide that cocaine.

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Never in my nose.

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Just see you know. I'm in an open

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relationship below

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deck wo

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me Deckheads?

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Hi, Nick, how are you you? Hey?

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Anna? What's going on? Sorry about last week?

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But I was in jail okay,

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so I wasn't gonna tell anyone, but I was arrested

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or exposing myself um

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at a Walmart. No, my my mask was

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off, and I tried

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to explain to them I'm immune because

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I had it. I showed him some articles from

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Science Today and he did not buy

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it. I went to jail, where

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I was given a mask made

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from human skin. Nice.

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This is dark. So we

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are here to talk about below deck

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season eight, episode thirteen, and I guess

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nixt very very surreal

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week last week, um,

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when which he wore a human surreal

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It's a normal week for me. You know this,

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I just got caught this time. Yeah, that's

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right. Well, we are joined by

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a great guest who we didn't know was a deckhead

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until I think literally last week

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when they they two thousand elevens

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New Faces of Comedy. Yes,

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yes, at the Montreal Comedy Festival

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known as Just for Laughs. Yes,

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yeah, the son of Zorn himself.

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We got him. Everybody wanted him, They

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said, does this guy watch below deck I said, there's

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no fucking chance. He's too cool. But okay,

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guess what it is cool

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to watch? Well?

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Yeah, well, I mean you might know him

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from his show live to tape or from

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his streaming platform,

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his own he made this platform, uh,

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Twitch dot tv, slash just my

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Nipples. We are joined by

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Johnny Pemberton. Hi,

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Hi, thanks for joining us on this

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um true boat ride.

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Did you guys turn on the cabins? Uh?

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Oh no, okay, why

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are you asking me? She's just you don't have you should

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be a self starter. Just go ahead and do it. Well,

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we live just so annoyed with Elizabeth. I'm sorry

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in one of the guest cabins, like I

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didn't. You're not supposed

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to be in the guest cabin. You know, we're not allowed to leave

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the built. Look, I'm

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getting restless.

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We live in below the below the bottom

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of the deck, in

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the guest cabin. Did you sleep in the guest

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cabin, Johnny? Yeah?

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So what That's what I'm

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begging her to say this

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whole episode I

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did. Guess what. There's a week

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left, you dumb bitch. What

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I am waiting? Did you see the first season

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of OZ the build up to this, like

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to him? You know, um

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murdering the Nazi at the end or

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a spoiler. Let's Francesca and Elizabeth,

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right, they're gonna kill each other? Got

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bad? Well, I

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think Elizabeth needs to step up and

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just take her in

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the worst way because this is getting to a point

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where it is just inappropriate, how annoying,

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like just inappropriate to my well being,

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how annoying Francesca has gotten over Elizabeth.

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I have a theory, what is it? I

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think that Francesca can't say it,

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but she's jealous that

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that Elizabeth has uh sexual

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relationship on the boat because

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she because Francesca wants

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to have a little bit of a pleasure. Mommy

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needs some pleasure and

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she's not getting it. And she's she's jealous

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of Francesca, so she's ratcheted

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up counter she

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sucked way before Elizabeth

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was getting it in. She did, but it's become

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worse since then. I'm

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more petty, more petty. I was hoping

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that Rob would like make her come

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and that it would get better, but

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Rob was too busy being like, I am

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sorry, I've never spoken aloud outside

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of Gold. Why

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does her Francesca just like fucking like, hey, hey,

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come to my cabin tonight. Just tell Rob

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to come over and get it done because

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she wants like stick mulating conversation,

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which she's not going to get from like a Gold

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boy. She just she's on TV

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and she doesn't want anyone to think she's not a

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good girl, so she's not going to be

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sexually aggressive. But I think

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that Francesca, I

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think what gets her off sexually

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is being rude to

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Elizabeth. And I think that Elizabeth

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no one on earth would put

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up with how Francesca speaks.

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No one, not a single person on the boat. I can't think

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of anyone in the history of Belood. So

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you think Francesca is like

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uh told on Chis and Ross, she's like Elizabeth.

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You dumb bitch, do your job, and then she runs

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into her bathroom and like Jill's

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off real quick. Yes, she plays it off

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like she's sick, and she's like, oh,

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I'm so shake Can you take the

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cabbins? Need to be done? If

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you're not done? Oh my good, that's

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my agent, that's my age.

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Sorry all right. So

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we ask our all our new guests three

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questions at the top of each episode, and

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the first one is how long have you been

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watching Below Deck? Like what

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was the first? And the second is how did you get so

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sexy? But we'll start. I

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started. I was trying to get sexy, and I

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was like, what's the show that's Surrey sexy? It takes

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us on a boat a lot of water at the

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rich people, beautiful people, and I started watching Blow

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Deck. I probably started watching it how I

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don't know how long has been around two years,

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three years, it's been on ten years?

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No one hasn't Are you serious?

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This season eight? It

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started filming, um, I

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think and started

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airing A two or I don't know when

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I started watching it, but I definitely have watched many

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many seasons of it. I've watched I

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know Captain Sandy, I know the

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I've watched Blow Deck sailing. I

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know amentimate with all the

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things that Kate as does as a chief stew

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and offer personal things she's gone

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through. I know everybody

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there is to know when they show that, when they showed the whole Bravo,

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like all the people watching from past seasons,

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I know each and every one of them. Okay,

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and by the first name, what has been your

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favorite season that you've ever

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seen? You know what I gotta say,

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Ship, This is tough because I feel like these

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past maybe four episodes of this season

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have been some of the best Blow

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Deck I've ever watched. Huh,

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because the stuff with Rachel to me, like Rachel is

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such such an insane character

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that I feel like they've never had someone

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go like you saw Captain Lee's

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face. He was like, you're saying this stuff.

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She's a fucking She's like the true loose

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cannon and they never had such a loose cannon

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before. She's never true had

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any consequences. I

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bet she has on the

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show. Yeah, she's a nightmare every

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day and no one ever says,

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hey, Nick, she's a damn

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good though. Okay, I good

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chef. I think he let her rip

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some farts all over the galley. I

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don't care. Ripping farts is the

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least other worries

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you know. Actually, I remember I loved

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Ben a lot all the season with Ben is

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a chef, just his voice. I was a big

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fan of his voice and the way he would get drunk. Do

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your bend impression, Nick Um, oh,

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behay,

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I can't do it right now. I can't. He has a very specific

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acts like Austin Powers

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kind of vibe to him. You

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just can't put. I can't do it right now because he has

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a weird way he Johnny Um,

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I have an idea for a show I wanted to run by

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you right now. Yeah. So

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it's a spinoff of Below Deck Got It,

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and it's called Oops All Chefs.

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Everybody on the show is a chef and they gotta

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do everything. They gotta serve if they gotta run the boat,

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do the slide, but

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they have to delegate between them and they're all all

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the head of department. It would be like

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Lord of the Flies. The boat would burn

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down to the water line on the third day,

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no problem, guaranteed. The

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funk. What would happened is is that the primary

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would take over as the Captain sure,

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they'd have to to save their own lives. Yeah,

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I would like to offer a counterpoint that at

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one point, I believe season four a regular below

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deck, we had a chef Matt, who, if you guys

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were calling Nick, got a cameo for me for my

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birthday from but he

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sad caesar salad guy with

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cheddar. He put cheddar cheese on everything,

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which just annoyed the ship out of me. Up,

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his specialty was a chicken

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caesar salad that was specialty,

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and he served it to everybody who came

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on board. Oh

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my god, you know what this is? Actually before I started

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watching, Oh wow, Well, he when

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he needed too, was able to come on deck

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and like help out the deck hands, like he knew

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better than and that season notoriously had

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bad deck hands, like they just couldn't get anyone

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good, like everyone was green. And he at

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one point just walked out and like very

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simply did something that Captain Lee

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needed that the deck hands couldn't do. And then she's

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like went back to cooking, and it's like,

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okay, So some of these chefs know what's

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up. They've been on boats long enough to know how to like

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handle their ships. So you never know. Oops,

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all chefs might be actually well

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run motor yacht. Okay, can't wait. I

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can't wait for the conversation between chefs when

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they when they tell when they try to

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figure out who does what job. Gosh,

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someone's got to be pure

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murder. Yeah, pure. I think

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Rachel would. I don't know, like Rachel

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would do a good job because she's I think

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she has a probably a genius level. I Q. I

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think she might be the captain. Yeah,

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she's like cue, she's probably cute. Actually,

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god, well,

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Okay, our final question before we start recapping

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this episode is who has been your all time favorite

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cast member on this show. I

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mean, it's just so I hate having to say

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this, but I really feel like, just

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because I can't believe how fucking

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insane Rachel is, I feel like she

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has she's pulled forward

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right now. She's currently in the lead from my

11:11

favorite cast member just because of

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her absolute fucking nightmarish

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insanity. Yeah. No, she's gone

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places, No one's gone. Yeah, she's I

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didn't think you could do that. I just thought like you

11:22

couldn't like to tell Captain Lee to funk

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off is just so it was incredible

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watching that I felt like I was I was holding

11:28

my breath and to eat her couonter. Yeah,

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she has no I watched on the After show last

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night. She has zero qualms about

11:36

anything going on on the show. She

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does not give a ship about her behavior. She

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just goes like, well that's me. You're

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like, okay,

11:45

I'm very wealthy. Now, yeah,

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she's a buddha or she has some uh,

11:51

she obviously has some type of personality disorder.

11:54

Oh well, when they were like, do you feel bad that you went

11:56

on that stage and like took over and tried

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to sing, She's like, no, everyone loves karaoke.

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It's like, okay, well that was clearly not everyone

12:05

loves dirty.

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The greatest sign of all is people who say they

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don't have hangovers. That is the instant

12:12

anytime someone says that, you know, like, oh,

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I think it's because she just doesn't stop drinking.

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That and also because she is a

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bipolar alcoholic probably is

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what it is, so she doesn't really feel emotions

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like people. Interesting. Well,

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that's my theory at least. I think it's

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just a just

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a strong, just

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strong personality, a strong

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woman who's just incredibly confident

12:43

um and potentially the type of person

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who um would

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kill you and think about it. All

12:51

right, let's get into has anyone seen her boyfriend

12:54

lately, Vincenzo, Little

12:56

Vincenzo, her little man that she always emphasizes

12:58

how small he is. Necessarily, No,

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he's not been heard of nowhere on

13:04

her Instagram either, So geez,

13:07

No, Moss. He went swimming down the down

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the street in Venice and never returned

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bye bye. I'm sure he's fine,

13:15

but I do that. I

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can't imagine that they broke up because she

13:21

loved alright, I

13:23

go by, hello. I

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don't think he's I don't think they've broken

13:29

up because based on how she speaks about him, like

13:31

she seems like she fucking loves him.

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I think he's going to destroy him, the way that

13:36

Adele destroyed her

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husband, Simon. I don't know

13:41

anything about that. Adele the singer. What

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do you remember what you're

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talking about? No, I don't remember it at all. He was

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like at the Grammys for her two

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big albums ago they had

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well, I'm telling you they had this big,

13:56

They had this you know, WorldWind Romance.

13:58

They were the talk of the down and she quit

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music famously to

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focus on her relationship with this man, and

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then you know, two years later she comes back

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with another hit album and she's skinny

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and he's gone. Oh, I

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didn't even know those things. Well, shout out

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to a Dell funk men. Okay, no offense,

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you guys. Uh So, Season A, I'm not a

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man. I'm not a man. You're a little

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boy. Here you all right? Season A,

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Episode thirteen. Uh. We continue

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with James telling Rob in front of Elizabeth

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how he follows a bunch of birds on

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Instagram, and that's why you go on Instagram, baby,

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to follow chicks. Okay,

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birds birds,

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big big

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birds, little birds. Wants to flip around once

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it can fly. His last

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girlfriend was a big bud ostrich. Oh

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and she cheated on him, and now he has intimacy

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issues? Would you, Johnny, what

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I was an Ostrich? What I

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know I would not have effects with an Ostrich.

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Is that because you're in a relationship or

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it's because of there's not a

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world where I would have sex When

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I let an ostarch have sex with me, yes, but I

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would not have sex. I would Oh

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they could bury their heads. Ye, go

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ahead, Barry. Well, we

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learned that the reason James

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is trying to hurt Elizabeth's feelings is

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because he has no emotional intelligence

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and because he's upset at her

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for not sticking up with him when Rachel

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was like actively talking ship in front of

15:30

his face, just being like, this guy sucks,

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Elizabeth. He fucking sucks.

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Okay, look at his fucking face. He's trash.

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And James and Elizabeth, Elizabeth

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is, she's got problems. You

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don't know what you mean. He's so great,

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Like Elizabeth should have just kicked the chair off under

15:47

Rachel and everyone want have laughed and then like, oh

15:50

my god, this woman is was wasted. She

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had it coming. That would actually

15:54

said. She pulls her aside, like let's

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talk about this, let's talk about this. She's think

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your energy is all over the place, and I just want

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to make sure that like you get

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that, like me and James are having a relationship.

16:06

I would love to see her responding to trolls

16:08

on Twitter. Oh my god, just

16:10

trying to see where you're coming from. No,

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shut Elizabeth, Please don't go on Twitter, don't go on

16:15

social media. Don't read the comments. Now

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I get there. They're contractually obligated

16:20

to hang out with her at dinner, right,

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that's the only reason they didn't leave the table.

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The producers are like, you're not getting your Rachel bonus.

16:30

Maybe bus

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Okay, this was okay. My my least

16:35

favorite times of the show is when

16:38

Ashe and Francesca are talking about how they're

16:40

just so alike. They're just so

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alike. They don't believe in

16:44

rest. They want to die working. Oh

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my god, so

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alike. I

16:51

love that your boss, you have your

16:53

force to bond with your

16:56

boss over how much you want to work for her. Yeah,

16:59

with my first in Australia,

17:01

we just love working. It's so great running

17:04

from something from home. Clearly I'm

17:07

tough, fucking handled. I just stopped eating or

17:09

the rest. It's the only thing you can do is risk to stop

17:12

eating. They have done both. What

17:14

are you talking about. That's not how you get better.

17:17

Stop eating, honey,

17:20

have a soup. Yeah, you starve

17:22

a cold and feet of fever. Yeah,

17:25

that's crazy. Actually, I think it's the

17:27

most boring person who's ever been on the show.

17:29

Well, she's also like a snake. That's

17:32

the worst part,

17:34

this snake. It's like sen

17:36

snake so much. But I guess if I think about

17:38

it now, maybe she is. She's always like she's

17:41

being a dick to Elizabeth behind

17:43

her back, and then also just like reporting back to

17:45

Francesco about everything. Ah,

17:48

you guys, we call that a snitch. Yes,

17:51

she's definitely an I was saying

17:53

my least favorite character ever on Belowjack, here

17:56

we go, it's Malia. Oh

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fuck genuine narc

18:02

and her obsession with maritime

18:04

law. Go fuck yourself. Okay,

18:07

no, what cares? Yeah, Malia,

18:09

I used to comment on Instagram all the

18:11

time. I've stopped doing that stance. I say,

18:13

teacher, and you forgot to give us homework. That's

18:17

hilarious. She never responded, of

18:20

course not. I don't even know. I wouldn't even notice

18:22

if she did, probably, but sorry,

18:25

I had to bring that up. I

18:28

think is um,

18:31

she's kind of doing the best that she can

18:34

in the circumstances. Imagine if

18:36

the only two people you saw all day were

18:38

Elizabeth and Francesca, and

18:40

then you had to just ride in between that

18:43

you the least

18:45

of my worries would be being a snitch at

18:48

that point. I'm just trying to stay alive. Yeah,

18:51

but she definitely lean leans heavily

18:53

towards Francesca's side, like she hates every

18:55

time. Why would Elizabeth power,

18:59

except that of crystals in she's

19:01

just dumb, but she's like so nice. And

19:03

crystals in her tips. Yeah, she

19:05

keeps us she keeps

19:08

crystals in her bra. Yeah, that's right, she

19:10

does. I forgot about that. To keep

19:12

the energy. The third nipple

19:14

they call it. That's

19:18

good. That's good.

19:20

That's merch for her, that idea over

19:23

let's marriage. Oh,

19:26

merchandise. Okay, jameson

19:29

got you

19:29

can you

19:32

know? He also had never heard of a cannoli? What

19:35

I give him? Okay, on that because he's English. They don't

19:37

know shit about anything like that in

19:40

England. Yeah, okay, they're like they're

19:42

relegated to like a separate ward.

19:45

That's true. Well, okay, So the doctor

19:47

shows up to see Elizabeth and Rachel and ashe

19:50

won't see the doctor because that's

19:52

I don't know, because she's arout back.

19:55

Yeah, and Elizabeth gets weird

19:57

when the doctor asks if she's having sex,

20:00

which I was like, bro, you're an adult, just say

20:02

yes. And then she asks if

20:04

you ties. She was just very proud

20:06

of it. No, she was like, yeah,

20:08

I guess you could say I'm active, and

20:11

then the doctor and then she asked the doctor if you ties

20:13

are contagious, which is what

20:17

do you what do you even? I don't even are

20:20

they on the

20:22

boat did get it? I've never

20:24

had one. No, one, Jesus,

20:28

every no, every there was multiple t

20:32

It was just Izzy and uh

20:35

is he and Elizabeth got U T E

20:37

S. I'll

20:39

tell you. Elizabeth got a U T I because she

20:42

fucked James and then didn't go Peah

20:46

and had kidney.

20:50

Yeah, she had a double kidney infection which probably

20:52

led to her U T I. So no,

20:54

I don't think. I don't think Izzy rubbed her

20:56

couch on Elizabeth's coach and gave

20:58

her a U T I's

21:01

not going to stop me thinking about it. Well, anyway,

21:03

the doctor is a real sport about She's like, no,

21:05

no, of course not, of

21:07

course, it's not you fucking

21:10

did you make it? Shows unique

21:12

because it's the only horny guy perspective

21:15

of a Brad Brabo show that exists,

21:18

only one. There's

21:20

none other. Man is

21:23

he though best character? Oh? Is

21:25

He's the best. He's like the only

21:27

person a few people ever on the history of the show

21:29

that I've seen who's like sort

21:32

of a decent, normal person who

21:35

doesn't like flip out about dumb

21:37

shit and does flip

21:39

out about the right things. What a weird

21:41

person to have to have cast to cast

21:43

like someone who's incredibly stable and like

21:46

has like an interesting background. Yeah,

21:49

it's like at one point paralyzed but then

21:52

found her way back and then it's just like Francesco's

21:55

a count and you're like yeah. And also

21:57

like doesn't talk about it all the time, like she mentions

21:59

it never. She's never

22:01

like, oh I have a problem because of my Epstein

22:03

bar. Oh my Epstein bar, Oh my Apstein bar. Never

22:06

heard it once. Never, and everyone

22:08

else like you know, Elizabeth would just

22:10

spend the whole season being like,

22:12

my boss is so mean.

22:15

But she like the first episode

22:18

she's like, my boss sucks. I want to go

22:20

work on the deck crew. Yes, she's like a real

22:22

out. She is what you could

22:24

just go do it? And then she left

22:27

and then she did that so well that

22:29

she gotta in the

22:31

season. Bravo was like,

22:33

God, damn this, this is not a good hire unless

22:36

it's like they like that because it makes everyone else

22:38

seems so much more crazy, because is

22:40

he's just like, do you know so

22:43

well adjusted? Yeah?

22:45

I think she's going to come back as a boson sometimes

22:48

I hope so, I

22:51

I hope so well. Yeah, so the doctor

22:53

thinks Rachel has gastro enteritis,

22:57

which is like, yeah, because all she does is

23:00

drink, she's fucking killing

23:02

herself. I didn't think about that. That's true.

23:04

That's probably a big uh

23:07

component to that. Yeah, it's probably not doing

23:11

what'd you say and then just scoop butter

23:13

into her mouth. Yeah, be a different

23:15

expensive proteins. Yeah,

23:17

well, she needs therapy

23:20

to get hydrated. And it's like, yeah, bitch,

23:22

I could have told you that you're not you don't get hungover

23:25

and then everything all the talks and stay in

23:27

your body and then you're slowly have like

23:29

bubble cuts or whatever she called it. Two

23:31

bags too? I would, I would,

23:34

Oh my god. You know, people talk about

23:36

what you do with a ton of ton of money. IVY

23:39

therapy once a week would be the ultimate. Imagine

23:42

how hydrated every week you just

23:44

get hooked up while you watch a football game

23:46

or something. What about a blood bag

23:49

like Peter Thield just you know, carry one

23:51

around. Well, that that would be my next step.

23:54

That's my next step in two thousand twenty three, I'll

23:56

be having a blood bag. You

23:58

would have great skin. Probably call

24:00

it's blood bag. That's that's from

24:02

mad Max. I think this

24:05

like Nicholas Holt is a blood bag. He's

24:08

just a guy that there's like slaves that

24:10

they carry around they take their blood.

24:12

Yeah, I forgot about that. Um,

24:16

Rachel says all her ship is liquid, which

24:18

I'm like, cool, thank you, Rachel, thank

24:21

you. I was not curious.

24:23

It might just be p honestly, Yeah,

24:26

I mean she's like my dog, let's

24:28

take a quick break. We'll be right back

24:30

after this and

24:36

we're back. Sorry I said

24:38

the dog thing because my dog has been having really

24:40

bad diarrhea. Yeah,

24:43

did you switch the food? Yep, there

24:46

you go. That's all it is. Right. Yeah, it's

24:48

been a situation, but you know what, he's

24:50

getting better. So it takes

24:52

about two weeks. Yeah, just a

24:54

little poopy boy. Okay, So

24:57

remember that like weird texting guests that's

24:59

like into a we learned

25:01

that like ashes like kind of into him

25:03

as well and getting all like flustered talking

25:05

to him, and I'm like, who is this guy?

25:09

I told my wife, I was like, he looks kind

25:11

of like a walking phoenix, in which

25:13

case I got punched in the arm because

25:15

it's like, you know, because

25:18

the guy looks like walking phoenix if he just got

25:20

hit by a truck. Yeah, it's kind

25:22

of like the shirtless guy,

25:26

the doughe who consists on drinking Crown

25:28

on the rocks all the time. Yeah, and

25:31

like a college student rents.

25:34

Did you see that people had truly's

25:37

yeah it might have been. Yeah,

25:40

that's so sad. I can imagine having that much money

25:42

and having that bad taste and you're

25:44

not even having a white claw. It's

25:48

the worst version of it. Everything

25:50

about it's sad. There's been like there's been

25:52

like maybe one or two charter guests

25:54

ever that have actually been proper

25:58

wealthy people who act like it and

26:00

they also have the taste of you know what I

26:02

mean. It's always like this weird thing of

26:05

like this weird mix of like

26:07

rednecks with money or like just

26:09

like the trashest people ever money.

26:12

It's like aggressive new money who are like,

26:14

yeah, well

26:16

it was like last the last charter

26:19

was like the people at the beginning they just

26:21

wanted to drink champagne the whole time, and

26:24

it's like that's just champ you

26:26

just want champagne. Champagne's fun to cheers

26:28

with but it's not like an all day, everyday

26:31

drink, not as you

26:33

live in the region of France where it's

26:35

made. Yeah shamba, Yeah, like come on, yeah,

26:37

you got to drink it straight from the ground,

26:41

from the root. You basically

26:43

have to go harvest the root, break it open

26:46

and like squeeze out the champagne.

26:49

If if you've got grapes,

26:51

it's too late, that's

26:54

how you've gotten too far. You've sucked

26:56

up the juice, the root juice,

26:58

and that's where champagne or originally um

27:01

comes from. You'll see there's little

27:03

bubbles, do it. Chim haag chim

27:06

pag. Yeah. Well, okay,

27:08

Rob thus okay, this the

27:10

thing is like Rob who's kind of a weirdo is

27:13

but it's like truly one of the most interesting

27:15

people who's ever been on this show. Everything

27:18

about him, he's like, I hunt for gold,

27:20

I live in the forest. My brother

27:23

zipped me up in a suitcase and left me in a park.

27:25

Has zero games. Yeah, I

27:27

can't speak to women, no idea where

27:29

he is, doesn't know how to dance, very

27:32

confused all the time. Loves

27:35

yeah, loves James to a point of kind of

27:37

a weird connection where you're like, okay, dude, we get

27:39

it. But that is also like I

27:41

had a dog named Kaya Rocky Filofel McClary

27:44

face. Yeah, okay,

27:46

dude. I feel that he

27:48

was teed up to make that comment about is

27:50

he's promotion just so he has

27:52

some sort of spark at all. You know,

27:55

that's kind of right in a way, like

27:57

it doesn't really mean that much at all. Yeah.

28:01

Yeah, they just put some music behind

28:03

it made it seem a certain way. Yeah.

28:05

Rob has no nuance in his speaking, so you know,

28:08

he can say anything. It would sound like with the

28:10

right bad music, it sounds like he's either being

28:13

triumphant or fucking dastardly.

28:16

I do want to say Rob said that one thing

28:18

when he was talking about him and Francesco first

28:20

started flirting. He said, Francesco's

28:22

giving off some really steamy vibes.

28:26

And that's the most like anything

28:28

that's ever come out of his voice. He's

28:30

the cringe. He's the pitome of cringe. I

28:33

feel bad. I would. I just want like

28:35

something to happen to him so he can have some

28:38

game at all. Will be so nice. I

28:40

don't know if anything will, but he will go back

28:42

to his sailboat searching

28:44

for gold or whatever he does. And I

28:47

don't know if he'll ever be on this show again. I

28:50

don't think so it doesn't bring enough to

28:52

the table except for he'll never be on any

28:54

show again until it's the local news

28:56

because he's been revealed as the blue

28:58

eyed killer. Oh my god, I

29:01

can blue eyes. I don't know. That

29:04

would be pretty interesting if he did, right, that would be like, wow,

29:06

he's got blue eyes. Yeah,

29:09

water, yeah, Okay. I

29:12

don't know what James plan here is because

29:14

I don't get like what James humor

29:16

is. But he's basically being weird and making jokes

29:18

about Ash covering for Elizabeth in

29:20

their hookups because she isn't feeling well

29:23

and does with Elizabeth. That's

29:26

what he's doing it. He's funking Elizabeth and a Ash

29:29

is so dense. She doesn't understand what's going

29:31

on. Ash can do is go like

29:33

smile. I

29:36

don't get it. And Elizabeth's like

29:38

truly being like torn

29:40

up by it, and she says, I don't play games.

29:42

Okay, I don't play games.

29:46

I don't play games because I don't understand the rules.

29:49

Right. But like the weirdest part is she actually

29:51

goes up to Ash and it's like, um,

29:54

I just like, can you guys just tell me if you're like flirting,

29:56

if there's something going on? And Ash is like,

29:58

what what do

30:00

you mean? Yeah? Like no,

30:05

I was just like, yeah, Elizabeth, he's

30:07

clearly fucking with you. Do you

30:09

think they're going to hook up though, because they kind of teas that

30:11

a bit, didn't they.

30:14

I pray at night before I go to

30:16

bed, I sit down and I pray to God

30:18

that they hook up, that Ash Leane and Rock

30:20

and James hook up. Yeah,

30:22

just for the just for the drama. Yeah,

30:26

I think it would be incredible because

30:28

you know, eventually Elizabeth

30:30

has to break. If we go through this whole

30:33

season and Elizabeth doesn't break, it's all it's

30:35

all from, not like

30:37

break like start crying. Yeah, No, she

30:40

has to have a meltdown and go ape shit on

30:42

everybody. She's gotta tell Rachel off,

30:45

she's gotta tell Francesca

30:47

off, she's gonna tell Ash thing off, she gotta

30:49

tell James off. And I think that's all

30:52

she has to tell off. But I'm you

30:54

know, if you get a little Captain Leean there, I wouldn't be

30:56

mad. Captain Lee would probably love it

30:58

at this point, but yeah, sure it off

31:01

gold chains on. I didn't think

31:03

that was something someone would say.

31:06

I've never heard that before my

31:08

damage seventy five years. I've never

31:10

heard someone say, take

31:13

a slide and blow it up

31:15

inside your hands. He's

31:20

here in a lot of first this season, didn't. I feel

31:22

like they were kind of teasing that James and

31:24

Elizabeth, we're gonna get fired for sleeping in the

31:26

guest room. Though, yeah, that's it's

31:29

too late. They won't fire them.

31:31

They just want to make it, make it a hubbub, right

31:33

and make it like a to do that. It happened.

31:36

All I had to say it was yeah, yeah we

31:38

did. Sorry, Yeah, it won't happen

31:41

again. Yeah, they got that, Like it's

31:43

like, uh, there's footage of

31:46

of Elizabeth carrying a bag somewhere,

31:49

but they could just be switching rooms, like actually,

31:51

we think it's better if you and James share a room. Even

31:54

when James, even when um Eddie

31:57

talked to Francesco, he was like, oh

31:59

unless you as from Redhanded, nothing you can

32:01

do remember that. Yeah, and he

32:05

doesn't care. I just wish Elizabeth ask

32:08

me, ask me, did you sleep in

32:10

a guest room last night? Did you and James sleep in the guest room?

32:14

Um, do you have any proof of

32:16

this? Okay,

32:18

asked me if I slept in the guest room. Have you

32:21

slept in a guest room?

32:23

What sleep? Have

32:25

I slept in a guest room? Yes? No?

32:28

Oh? Dare you okay?

32:31

Have you slept in the guest room, Francesca

32:33

God, get on my face? Yeah?

32:37

Oh ship all right? Asking me ask me

32:39

that's that's good. Have you slept in again? Did you sleep

32:41

in the guest room last night? No? But I know for a fact

32:43

that you did last night, and that is

32:45

the only reason you've come down here to accuse

32:48

me. I've talked to every single person on

32:50

this boat, the people who charted the boat, all

32:52

the way up to the captain, and everyone says

32:54

you slept in there. Oh my god, frances

32:57

sleep. I'm sorry, Francesca, Um,

33:00

you can take your Okay.

33:04

Yeah, I'm sorry, Elizabeth, Elizabeth,

33:07

I'm sorry, Lisabeth, I'm I'm

33:09

oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Elizabeth. I'm

33:11

sorry about that. I heard from Ash

33:13

landed he'd stepped in the end. Didn't

33:16

know if it's true. Even though we've got these fans

33:18

running about twenty four hours and died as loud

33:20

as hell. If you don't get

33:22

out of my face, I'm gonna start throwing tip rocks

33:24

at you with a force.

33:27

I want to hear Elizabeth start talking

33:29

like, yeah, you get the funk out of here because

33:31

I came up. My daddy's a big fucking

33:33

guy in Jesse. He works in the

33:35

waste management. So you need to don't talk

33:38

to me like that. If I want to suck James, I

33:40

suck James. Okay, what

33:42

the fun you want them all about it? If if you hadn't

33:45

just told me you've been watching as a friends, I would have

33:47

guessed it. Yeah, her

33:49

dad does seem intense though. Her dad, he's

33:52

just a New York lawyer and he's just looks so

33:54

buff, and you're like, oh boy, James,

33:59

you want you can? Are you? Um?

34:01

I also like to show always says that she had a great childhood,

34:03

nothing wrong, and really, mhm

34:06

great. Yes, my whole family

34:08

was at the Capitol on January six.

34:11

But I had a good a good child that had

34:13

a good childhood. It was good, had a good time.

34:16

Yeah. So Elizabeth finally confronts

34:18

James about the joking with Ash

34:20

and he says he flirts with everyone, nothing

34:22

has changed. It just a joke. Elizabeth's

34:26

not convinced, but she keeps going back and forth

34:28

if James deserves another chance.

34:30

But then I guess she decides he does and gives him

34:32

a cannoli That gets her in

34:34

trouble with asshole Francesco. Of course,

34:37

God, that scene

34:39

right there, that scene was probably the

34:41

most I've ever hated Francesca.

34:44

She like pops down, like leaning on the stairs.

34:47

It's like, just fucking get bent. Yeah,

34:50

She's like, what are you guys doing? They're like which just she

34:52

like stopped talking. Stop. James

34:55

pops up though it seems like they're

34:57

so guilty, shoots

35:01

up straight. I've

35:03

never seen anything happened so quickly. You

35:05

were seeing like dogs get caught like doing

35:07

like bad stuff to look on their face.

35:10

It's just that one every day. Yeah you do okay,

35:12

yeah, my dog, my

35:14

dog is so good now she doesn't do bad stuff. What

35:17

the fuck? No, I was just pretending,

35:20

Okay, my dog doesn't do bad stuff. Now,

35:23

Okay, my dog has diarrhea. My dog actually

35:25

never used to even Anna's dogs bad.

35:27

My dog is diarrhea, doesn't mean hey,

35:29

whoa, whoa, whoa Diarrhya don't mean bad.

35:33

No one is a bigger apologist for Anna's

35:35

dog. Annis dog is incredible,

35:38

thank you. It's just gay. His stomach

35:40

is sensitive. I'm Elizabeth's dad. His

35:42

stomach is sensitive. He's

35:45

got it. You't organic, otherwise he's

35:47

gonna die. Yes,

35:50

she was at the Capitol. But he's got a yout organic in

35:52

prison. Otherwise he will die. Great child

35:54

he he got organics,

35:57

a great childhood. Those tattoos

35:59

made of organic in it

36:03

was a sword that goes into his dick. She's got

36:05

to be from Long Island, right, Elizabeth.

36:08

It seems like I don't really know that stuff, though,

36:11

I don't know about the East Coast. If that's a that's in

36:13

Turner question, Nick, I

36:15

don't know. She's probably from York. You

36:20

know, it's fucking disgusting people

36:22

like you always think everyone with an accent

36:24

is from a cool place, or like a desirable

36:27

location where there's the high rents

36:30

and big houses and great careers.

36:32

But a lot of times they're just from York.

36:35

Yeah, it does feel like maybe Elizabeth

36:38

kind of hides her New York accent a little, but

36:40

sometimes it comes out here. Maybe

36:44

yonkers yonkers.

36:46

Well, Eddie talks to Captain Lee about promoting

36:49

easy to lead deckhand because, in

36:51

Captain Lee's words, she's no cream

36:53

puff. Yah

36:57

yah, she's no cream puff. Like what

37:00

does that mean? Stuff?

37:03

It's just like, hey, hard on the outside, soft

37:05

on the inside. No, no good for lead deck

37:08

handing. The man is so

37:10

so bereaved that

37:13

he like can't do anything he used to normally. Do you

37:15

know what I mean? The guys like got such

37:17

a bug up his ass understandably

37:20

right, Yeah, he used

37:22

to wear shirts way more. Yeah,

37:25

but now watch the point. Look, these

37:27

are my nipples. I

37:30

do want to say that. On the after

37:32

show, when they asked him about Dolores

37:35

jumping off the boat and then the tender,

37:38

he was like, wow, she's got her all. She's

37:40

got p f ds. I saw

37:42

that, and Andy Khan

37:44

was shook. He was like, whoa, whoa,

37:46

whoa whoa. And if you don't know what p f

37:48

d s mean, it's personal, which

37:52

he was referring to her

37:55

tits being big. He

37:58

said that about my balls. So I'm

38:00

he is, after all a sea captain. He

38:04

is quite literally a sea captain. But

38:08

I was always gives me about the show is

38:11

when you hold these people to a standard that

38:14

traditionally is like, these

38:17

are the worst people in the world.

38:19

For hundreds of years, the people

38:21

you would describe with having low morals

38:23

and low characters are sailors. I

38:26

mean it's like it's like a euphemism. Yeah,

38:29

drunk like a sailor, curses like a sailor,

38:31

like all that stuff, grizzled

38:34

as a sea captain, and all these people.

38:36

Technically they are just sailors.

38:39

Yeah, and they all live in Florida, which is like

38:41

another aspect of that, Like, I don't

38:43

know about you, um

38:45

anyway, So yeah, is he the non cream

38:48

puff is promoted to lead deck hand,

38:50

and then a few quick hits, Rachel says

38:52

she shipped her pants in traffic ones

38:56

because of course, of course, Rachel,

38:58

I would expect nothing less done that, you

39:00

know, the New York equivalent on the subway.

39:04

I never have. Well, you

39:06

were very famously not from the East coast.

39:09

Yeah, but I've also been and I've lived here for a

39:11

long time. I've been in traffic. Yeah.

39:13

Well, traffic is different because you can get out

39:15

of your car and you can't where you gonna go,

39:17

where you're gonna go, to the bathroom just in

39:19

a bush. M well

39:21

bush, this is this is the desert, this is

39:23

the semi arid. You know what, if

39:26

you need to go bad enough, any

39:28

business or private

39:31

home is a potential bathroom.

39:33

Let's drive at home. But not in

39:35

New York though. You can't do that in New York City. No,

39:38

no, you can't do that New York City. And you can only

39:40

do it here if you have a blue checkmark. I

39:42

find it easier to go to the bathroom New York City than

39:45

is California, because you

39:47

can go to any restaurant in New York and just walk

39:49

in and go to the bathroom.

39:51

I mean, I think that they are equally

39:54

problematic, but yes, it depends

39:56

fully on who you are as right

39:59

you need something. At

40:02

one time I got an argument with my brother and

40:04

his fiancee because we stopped at the side of the road

40:07

in this place in Minnesota called some

40:11

sort of like Burger house. There's a place people snowmobile

40:14

to basically, and I was like, I

40:16

need to use the bathroom, Like they're not gonna let you. I'm

40:19

like, yes, they I'm not gonna ask to use the bathroom.

40:21

I'm just gonna walk in go to the bathroom.

40:24

They're like, they're not gonna let you. They're not gonna let you. I'm like, watch,

40:27

I'll bet you a thousand dollars. I go in the

40:29

bathroom. Money. I walked

40:31

in, just looked around,

40:33

walked to the bathroom, used it, and walked out.

40:38

That's the kind of that's all you need to do.

40:40

I um always

40:43

in New York was just put headphones in. Yeah,

40:46

and then people can yell at you and you know I

40:48

didn't hear you, and there's no one's going to shove

40:50

the pea back in you exactly,

40:53

and the cops aren't coming. Yeah,

40:55

call the cops. Captain Lee, Captain Lee, call the

40:57

cops. She jumped off the boat.

41:00

That's maritime law. Another

41:02

interesting thing that happened that was coronavirus

41:04

related was Eddie was holding a bottle of sanitizer

41:07

and said, I'm gonna start selling these. These are about

41:09

to He's about to fly off the shelves. Well,

41:12

he didn't know how unlikable that move

41:14

was. Yeah, so this is something about that.

41:16

The coronavirus stuff in the show is

41:18

so interesting to watch now when they talk about

41:20

like, oh there was there's seventy nine

41:22

cases in New York, Like, isn't

41:24

that crazy just to think like how much?

41:27

Yeah, and deaths

41:30

a day. Yeah, we're like we're still

41:32

counting in episodes.

41:34

Are gonna be crazy? Oh yeah, I think yeah,

41:36

Well that's Eddie literally says, thank god we're on

41:38

the islands. It's like, yeah,

41:41

you're safe for five minutes, bro, Like

41:43

that's he's going to hit the islands for

41:45

sure. He did. Yeah, I thought

41:47

he did say that. I thank god we're on the island. You

41:50

know what? He was actually wrong because it didn't hit that bad

41:52

there at all. Oh really, yeah,

41:55

I don't have the numbers in front of me. I

41:58

was looking at him because I'm like, how do I get the funk out

42:00

of this? The worst place in the world right

42:02

now? Alright,

42:05

how do't we get out of the place where you can't get vaccinated?

42:08

All right? It is officially the

42:10

next day, Johnny, I

42:12

tell everybody this, just get the coronavirus.

42:15

The comfort I have,

42:18

you know, mentally is

42:21

incredible. What about your spouse

42:23

though, Well, she

42:26

didn't get it, and she got five

42:28

negative tests, last of which was yesterday.

42:31

Um, and so uh, I

42:34

wish she'd already had it. You're

42:36

probably both super tasters. Man, I bet you

42:38

are look it up. But this is

42:40

what I'm saying. It's like, now I've I'm

42:42

invincible. I see people

42:45

having down the streets with no masks. I

42:47

laugh. I laugh at them.

42:50

I take off my mask and I laugh. The

42:53

strain is supposed to be a lot wild. There's

42:55

just be careful out there, Nick, while they're like, how

42:57

like more fun? It's

43:00

supposed to be stronger. How

43:02

can it be stronger though it doesn't make sense

43:05

evolutionarily wise for the virus. I

43:07

don't know, man, that's what I'm reading. I'm reading it's the

43:09

next train you need to double you

43:11

think we are. No, that wasn't about

43:13

the next train. That was just about if Auci

43:15

was asked like, would it be better if you double

43:18

masks? And he's like, well, you

43:20

know, I mean just think about it for two seconds. If

43:22

one mask works, wouldn't

43:24

two masks work better? But

43:27

I don't think that would just that had anything to do with

43:29

like the new I

43:32

think he was just like, we should be doing two masks forever.

43:35

But I think they did a study that said that

43:37

two masks were kind of the equivalent

43:39

of an N ninety five. Yeah,

43:43

oh, I can dig it

43:50

all right. Well, uh, it's the next day asked,

43:52

says she's still not feeling well. Um,

43:56

and it's like, yeah, well you

43:58

didn't see the doctor when they were there,

44:01

so it makes sense that you're still not feeling

44:03

well. Was that was that,

44:05

Rachel? I'm a I've

44:07

got a lot of poop coming out of my but I

44:09

refused your knowledge. Yeah,

44:13

that's that's facts.

44:16

But also she this was random

44:18

aside. She's like, I like this Texas

44:21

guy, but it will never work because he lives in American

44:23

and I live in Australia. And it's like, yeah, bitch,

44:25

I wasn't worried about your relationship

44:27

with this dude that you may be have spoken to

44:30

three times on camera. Ashley

44:32

is just NonStop the dumbest,

44:34

most boring thing you can say. Yeah,

44:37

well so pretty

44:39

Johnny. You forgot to mention that, Yeah,

44:43

she is well. Um.

44:45

I always think it's interesting because Francesca is so hard

44:48

on Elizabeth but never acknowledges her own

44:50

like funk ups, like she's like fucking up

44:52

breakfast and Rachel's pissed in her and

44:54

like radioing her and Captain Lee can even hear

44:56

about it, and he's not happy,

44:59

and yet it's Elizabeth's fault. Can

45:02

I say something very terrible? Okay,

45:05

have you noticed that Francesca

45:08

seemingly is unable to wash

45:10

her hair? Interesting?

45:13

Do you think it's very greasy? It looks

45:15

just like at all times it looks like

45:17

she doesn't She doesn't have bad hair, right, she

45:20

has a decent, nice head of hair.

45:22

But it seems like at no point in

45:24

time does she ever do any type of

45:27

normal type of hair care. You see and literally

45:29

every person who's ever been on the show, like

45:32

they brush it maybe or they

45:34

watch it because you're got, you're on TV. Sometimes

45:37

I'm just like, like you

45:40

must be. It just

45:42

looks like she's like living on the

45:44

streets or something sometimes,

45:46

but she's the chief stew Well.

45:48

I don't know if you were called I haven't noticed

45:51

that. I'm not. I'm not. I guess I'm not a hair guy. I

45:53

think I'm a hair guy. And I just noticed that,

45:55

and I'm like, how does she I don't. It

45:58

seems to be like, you know,

46:00

maybe one in five times it looks like

46:02

she's uh done something to it, but

46:04

otherwise it's like it's just like messy

46:06

and all everywhere and stuff. It just

46:09

kind of ridiculous for someone whose

46:11

job is supposed to be the head of the

46:13

interior hospitality.

46:15

You know, he's supposed to look look nice and

46:17

presentable and clean and sleek

46:20

and all that kind of stuff. You know what I mean called that

46:22

Kate as Well had like an issue

46:24

showering. She never wanted to shower, that's

46:27

true. But she also but she didn't have an issue

46:29

with like putting herself together, though she always liked

46:31

looked very presentable.

46:34

Interesting, I'll have to keep looking out for that. I

46:36

haven't noticed it as much. Wow,

46:39

this is really like I've hung myself out to dry

46:41

here with this. We gotta

46:43

talk about it Friday Night Lights. And

46:46

while we were watching Friday Night Lights, Lyrah

46:48

kept talking about Tim Briggan's

46:51

hair and how he never washed

46:53

it and how distracting it was, because

46:55

it's like, even though you're like a

46:57

poor Texas high school kid on

47:00

a TV show, you're an actor on a television

47:02

show. Everybody else's hair looks incredible. Why

47:04

have you not washed your hair for five

47:07

seasons? Maybe that's

47:09

something they chose to do with him as

47:11

his character, because if if an

47:13

actor doesn't want to wash their hair. You just put fucking

47:15

dry shampoo in there and fix it up. Yeah.

47:19

So um, the guests are having interesting

47:21

conversation where they're like, we don't understand why coronavirus

47:24

is going to affect people's money. Oh

47:26

my god. That was the That was so sad. Yeah.

47:28

I was like, oh, you're about to be the people who are

47:30

like fighting like businesses

47:32

being closed down. Oh boy,

47:34

It's so funny to watch all these people who were like,

47:37

I mean, it's not any different than you and I Like, if

47:40

you heard conversations that I had in

47:42

February March, I must have sound like an absolute

47:44

idiot compared to what we know now. But

47:47

it's funny to see this. These people are

47:49

all white power. This yeah,

47:53

the power of bleach to kill germs

47:55

on contact. Well

47:58

yeah, and you know Sklee Francesco

48:00

as being an asshole to Elizabeth for asking

48:03

a question, and she's

48:05

almost like She's like, I'm trying to do breakfast service

48:07

and you're distracting me. It's like, bitch, you already fucked

48:09

up breakfast service. Stop making dude.

48:13

That was I saw that. I kind of stopped.

48:15

I felt like so bad for her because it's like Elizabeth

48:18

about Elizabeth, and she's always okay,

48:20

mission maybe kind of dumb and kind of diet

48:23

see airheaded, but she's always

48:25

very always very polite and always

48:28

speaks in a way like okay, sure, thank

48:30

you sorry. She's never she's never aggressive

48:32

or mean to Francesca at all. But

48:35

Francesca, it's almost like they have this weird like relationship

48:38

where that's like a dominous sub

48:41

where it does feel

48:43

like they're acting in a scene together and

48:45

they both learned their lines

48:48

and everything separately and they're

48:50

like, this is how I'm gonna play it. I like

48:52

I'm gonna and then they get together

48:54

and they both refused to change anything

48:56

about their performance. Yeah. Well, the guests

48:58

are leaving, they were happy with their trip

49:01

whatever, Ashes complaining

49:03

about her stomach, but also refused to see

49:05

the doctors. So, in my opinion, stop complaining.

49:08

You had your chance to see the doctor. And

49:10

Rachel shows off her model walk for Ash

49:12

and Elizabeth and then reveals that she

49:14

was on America's Next Top Model season three,

49:17

but Tyra told her she wasn't serious

49:19

about it. Did you guys know that going into this

49:21

or no? Yeah, I saw it on the after show pretty early.

49:23

On that's just Rachel's like some

49:26

sort of a genius in some weird way.

49:28

Yeah. Well, on the after show, she literally said

49:30

she just did it because it was something to do,

49:33

which to me is like you tried

49:35

out for like an elite modeling

49:38

reality competition show because it was

49:40

just something to do. Yeah,

49:42

she's nuts, man. Yeah. I mean she obviously

49:45

like tried to get on this show. I mean she

49:47

wants to be on television, sure, but I feel

49:50

like this show she's actually like good at what

49:52

she's doing. Well, sure,

49:54

but you know, maybe she's a great model. I think people

49:56

it's always funny when people show

49:59

their model walk, like there's

50:01

anyone on earth who couldn't do it,

50:04

But I think people can't. I can't do

50:06

it. I can't do it. Well,

50:08

I mean I've tried. I tried.

50:10

I was on America's Next

50:12

Model That's Tops the first season

50:15

two six, and I tried really

50:17

hard. I just couldn't keep my head.

50:19

I was doing a lot of back and forth and I got

50:22

uh, I got kicked off four back

50:24

and forth. They said I

50:27

didn't usually fall down when

50:30

I tried to. I'm a big, a

50:32

big follower a fall model. My

50:34

model crutches. Why

50:37

would they want a guy who falls model? I

50:40

thought that was a niche, but evidently it's not. I

50:43

was berated for it, and I'll

50:45

never go back. I'm

50:48

gonna be a Boston now. I'm

50:50

sorry to hear that. Let's take a quick break.

50:53

We'll be right back after this, and

51:01

we're back. So basically,

51:03

it's tip meeting time and

51:05

Captain Captain Lee is happy with everyone.

51:08

We learned that they got a seventeen

51:10

k tip. Apparently

51:13

not good enough. I feel like

51:15

they're where

51:18

if you got four dollars you

51:20

do a backflip? Yeah, but

51:22

now you want you know this? This this

51:25

crew is a little bit greedy, aren't

51:27

they? Yeah? And then

51:29

especially like is

51:31

he's mad about it? Is he you

51:34

got hired for a different job. You should

51:37

feel lucky you're still on the boat.

51:39

Yeah, yeah, Well can

51:42

I not do the job you hired

51:44

me for and flew me here to do? No?

51:47

Well, the thing is just the food was great,

51:50

the starbus was great. They had a great time.

51:53

I think everyone needs to stop up. If

51:55

we can do that get to this last charter, then

51:57

we're gonna have a good season. And I want to end on

51:59

a note. So let's go clean up the speech.

52:02

That's right. So he got I got a plane ticket

52:04

home. Capitalleens like we're gonna go adopt

52:06

a beach day and do a beach clean up, and

52:09

everyone's happy except James

52:11

was like can I drink? And everyone's like, shut the fuck

52:14

up, James, James, you're

52:16

a big guy. I'm sure you've got a big

52:18

old hob down there. But we're going to clean

52:21

up the speech. We're a good job,

52:23

and then you can fuck Elizabeth

52:26

go back and have sex in the guest room.

52:29

No problem, as long as you ask. Yeah,

52:31

James do. I don't have a problem with it. She's okay

52:33

with him. What

52:35

if I got stuck in that boys, you

52:38

can escape it? Help? Oh god,

52:40

I'll be terrible. Help I'm

52:42

stuck here, Help me help. I need

52:44

my breakfast and my little little mug a

52:49

cereal with his coffee, my little

52:51

mug. Thank you. Yeah. So they

52:53

head out to this program

52:56

called Adopt a Coastline and they

52:58

pick up a bunch of trash on a beach and everyone

53:00

shocked how dirty the beaches and Antigua.

53:03

And it's as if like they're not aware

53:05

of like associated hitting golf balls

53:07

unto the ocean. Well, apparently

53:09

I looked those up. Those golf balls are biodegradable.

53:12

That they Thank god, I'm so glad to hear that, actually,

53:14

because I used to hate that. I see them

53:16

like, what the fund is wrong? Remember

53:18

we'd always like talk about how it was just like hitting a fish

53:20

in the head and then just sitting there. When

53:23

are they biodegradable? You can just say

53:25

things

53:29

they oh no, that years.

53:32

Also, how much do those costs to

53:35

make biodegradable golf balls? That can't

53:37

be cheap? I'm sure it's

53:39

not. Are

53:42

surprisingly cheap. I just thought

53:44

there's like an industry where people go retrieve

53:46

them and sell them bag and then. But buying

53:49

new golf balls is like involved.

53:52

That's not true. If

53:55

I bought golf balls recently, I got like four

53:57

for three dollars. Yeah, if you if you care

54:00

about if you're like a you

54:02

can spend a lot of money on golf balls. Well,

54:04

I'm just saying you don't have to. If the

54:06

ones you're out into the ocean, you're probably

54:08

not. But if you're gonna go, if you're gonna play,

54:11

play at the top of your game. Max

54:13

fly Max fly Balladas

54:16

like the core. It costs

54:18

like twelve bucks a sleeve of three at

54:20

least. This

54:23

is like years ago. I remember wanting to buy

54:25

something like when when I was a child golfer Okay,

54:28

go on, I just remember

54:31

them being incredibly expensive. I was like, what the

54:33

fund these costs? How much is are golf balls?

54:36

Yeah? Also, okay, I do want to point

54:38

out that they're like how could Antiqua

54:40

have so much trash on it while ignoring

54:43

very clear divides within

54:45

cities, which is like, yes, you guys hang out

54:47

in the fancy rich people area, but there's

54:49

other parts of cities that exists that

54:52

are disregarded because they are like

54:54

the lower income areas. I just

54:56

want to point that out. These people are the worst.

54:58

Because Eddie literally goes he gives this whole speech.

55:00

He's like, we're out here really destroying our

55:02

beaches and the coral reefs and whatnot, and

55:04

you know what, that could really destroy

55:06

the yachting industry. And it's like, bitch,

55:09

that's not the point. We don't

55:11

give a shit about the yachting industry. It's our

55:13

planet, the Earth in general,

55:15

Like what do you mean, Like God forbid, the yachting

55:18

industry goes away?

55:19

Good speech by Eddie. I think Eddie

55:21

was uncomfortable making that speech. He seemed like

55:24

he was, Uh, can I Can I

55:26

be done? Now? Can I be done? Can? I mean? He

55:29

isn't even in the yachting industry

55:38

industry. He's on a show called Below

55:40

Decks. That

55:43

terrible news for you. Um,

55:45

a lot of these people are no longer in the yachting

55:47

industry. They just are on this television

55:50

show, namely The Captain's

55:53

Oh yeah apparently

55:56

and Captain Sandy do no longer are

55:59

just are boat captains

56:01

for a living. They just they

56:03

have like they're just professional rich people

56:05

who have like investments in restaurants

56:07

and stuff. Yeah,

56:10

I don't know that. How do you know that? Tell me more?

56:12

Well, I've been doing a show

56:15

a Bubblo Deck every day for a year,

56:17

and OK, I learned a lot of things it.

56:20

Yeah. Um, he does appearances

56:22

and he's

56:25

owned twelve restaurants.

56:28

He doesn't he doesn't currently own twelve restaurants,

56:30

but he buys and sells them as

56:32

part of some group. I assume he's also

56:35

a staunch Donald

56:37

Trump supporter. No, he's not easy. Yeah,

56:40

he liked a tweet that he

56:42

said he always says he's not political. Yeah,

56:45

that was what he said when he was confronted by liking

56:47

this tweet about people on a plane to

56:50

go to the capitol and

56:52

it was he was like, now it wasn't me. Don't

56:55

even talk about it. I don't talk about politics.

56:57

He's like, yeah, but you liked this tweet and

57:00

me, but it's a person you follow. It's

57:02

this like conservative whatever

57:07

social media person Florida. He's

57:10

a rich person who lives in Florida. I

57:12

don't know. I do know

57:15

a lot of time in Florida. And you're a Trump

57:17

supporter. Now he's

57:19

not the president anymore. Oh

57:22

no, are you serious? He's

57:24

not. Well, I was wondering why

57:26

CNN went off the air. He's not

57:29

the president. So James

57:31

text you, gives Elizabeth

57:33

a you up text at eleven pm, and then they go hook

57:35

up in the guest bedroom and we hear oh yeah,

57:39

oh yeah. I do love that aspect.

57:41

And we get to hear the sex in these

57:43

episodes. Finally they're delivering yeah

57:46

yeah yeah, and her response always oh

57:48

yeah, oh yeah.

57:50

But anyway, it's the next day. So

57:53

that's what sex sounds like. Oh

57:55

yeah, oh yeah, it

57:58

sounds like this

58:00

every time. Could you imagine were we were all

58:02

in long time relationships and could

58:05

you imagine your partner enjoying it still?

58:09

Yeah? I could. That would be what

58:12

they're like. Imagine right, imagine

58:17

this is this is a recording from my bedroom?

58:19

Is that right? Yeah? Oh? And that

58:22

wave that is natural la

58:27

the wave no one else. You

58:29

have a picture of a giant wave

58:31

behind you. Well, I can tell

58:34

you this. I didn't vote for Trump, but

58:36

I'm not happy to see him go. I

58:41

didn't vote for him only because I was on

58:43

Charter at the time. I think the election

58:46

was probably stolen, but we

58:48

don't know. So we're

58:50

gonna have to just get through this Charter everyone,

58:53

and I have friends

58:55

who told me that it's stolen.

58:58

Let's just get through this, okay, guys,

59:00

good tip. I wonder if you ever says stuff like that on Charter.

59:03

But also if you saw his Instagram. He posted

59:05

a photo from getting vaccinated and he's like, I'm getting

59:07

vaccinated, guys. I believe in

59:09

it, and so does my lovely bride Mary Anne.

59:12

Yeah, but Republicans want to get vaccinated

59:15

just as much as Democrats do. All the bullshit's

59:17

done once they realize just nice to know they

59:20

need something. Okay, let me

59:22

take my victories where I can. Okay,

59:25

man, Sandy, I bet Sandy is

59:27

a big time I heard she is, and she

59:29

sometimes I turned

59:31

on Sandy. I usually like her. Me too.

59:34

Same. That's the problem with women in

59:37

entertainment. There's less longevity because

59:39

you people turn on him. I didn't turn

59:42

on her, turn on her. I just uh don't

59:44

find her. I don't. I just can't suffer her anymore.

59:47

You didn't break a bottle and then shove

59:49

it in her direction. I didn't send

59:51

her a voicemail. Yeah, so

59:54

Eddie promotes easy to lead decan in front of

59:56

Rob and shame she outed Malia. That

59:59

was when she turned Oh yes, that

1:00:01

was bad. Okay,

1:00:03

so is he's dead hand? Officially

1:00:06

Rob agrees that she's good at her job, but he

1:00:09

says that she doesn't need a little title, and

1:00:11

he calls it cute, which I'm like, Wow,

1:00:14

is this like the most sass we've ever heard from him?

1:00:16

Yeah? Who knows if it's real or who knows

1:00:19

if he is being controlled by a producer

1:00:21

like a puppet. Hard to stay with him. Sometimes

1:00:24

Francesca told him to say it's cute, which

1:00:26

just say it's cute. She doesn't like Iszy because

1:00:29

he called her a twat earlier. I said

1:00:31

cunt, But like Ezzy, what do I

1:00:33

say? She's got my job, but I

1:00:35

love it and I wanted it. What do I say

1:00:37

to And then she's like, just tell

1:00:40

her she's cute. That's what I would want

1:00:42

to hear. God, He's like,

1:00:44

you're cute, and then he gets

1:00:46

punched square in the face by Izzy, who's probably

1:00:48

stronger than him. So ash is still

1:00:50

complaining about her stomach and Francesca finally

1:00:52

insists she go get a grocie the

1:00:54

doctor and then she comes back and she literally

1:00:56

says it's a food issue. So I got

1:00:58

a muscle relaxant for my stomach, and

1:01:01

I'm like, what is that. It's just like, yeah,

1:01:03

I want to know what sort of way

1:01:05

the way that Ashley confused what was said.

1:01:07

I'm sure Ashley just did not understand anything

1:01:11

because she's too busy, like watching a bird fly

1:01:13

or something. Yeah, but

1:01:15

I feel like there's something that was not too

1:01:18

come come across correctly. It's food

1:01:20

stuff. It's like I thought you haven't been eating.

1:01:23

I really hope next episode that it's like this

1:01:26

food thing needs to pay off. It needs to be like more.

1:01:28

They have to have like camp a bach or something terrible.

1:01:30

But I don't think they do do that. I need to find out that

1:01:32

the water has been poisoned or something. Yeah,

1:01:35

Elizabeth like put a crystal in it, and I

1:01:37

was like, it was like a poo crystal. Elizabeth

1:01:39

puts soap and bleach and

1:01:42

she's like, I thought I didn't know.

1:01:45

Oh that's the smell poistening everybody

1:01:48

for three weeks. Oh

1:01:50

no, not I get. She's

1:01:53

so like another boat.

1:01:56

I killed everyone another boat

1:01:59

every time. I hope we hear about something.

1:02:01

I just want something to payoff

1:02:03

from the sickness, you know, it feels like just

1:02:06

dragging out. Just bubble guts, baby,

1:02:08

I love. Actually I love when Rachel said bubble guts.

1:02:10

I thought that was really chill way

1:02:13

of saying my stomach herds. But anyway,

1:02:15

uh is He makes fun of James hooking up with Elizabeth

1:02:18

and the guest cabin, and that leads to ask snitching

1:02:21

on Elizabeth to Francesca Um,

1:02:25

which is like not good because Francesca

1:02:27

always needs Ammo to come after Elizabeth

1:02:29

and she's like dying to fire her. And

1:02:32

then Francesca says, sleeping and a kiss kibbin

1:02:34

is not authorized unless okay,

1:02:36

by the captain old the chief stew and it's

1:02:38

like, shut up, you loser, who cares?

1:02:41

Did you see her smiling? There was one point

1:02:43

during that when she learned about it. I swear to god, she's

1:02:45

fucking smiling. Oh yeah, because she was like interesting,

1:02:49

finally something all can nail this bitch to

1:02:52

the wall with Captilay.

1:02:54

Captain Lay snipped in

1:02:56

a GISs kibbin. She

1:02:58

just I think we should far into half

1:03:00

a new crew the last

1:03:02

three days of charter. So you want

1:03:05

me to go online right now? Make

1:03:07

about calls? At

1:03:09

this point in season, it's gonna be hard to find anyone

1:03:11

worth disappointing machines and

1:03:14

it's not worth it. What if we fire Rachel

1:03:16

and who comes on? Mila? Well,

1:03:19

I don't have what do you want me to do? Do you want me

1:03:21

to serve? I can

1:03:23

do it? His flip burgers. That's it, the

1:03:26

grief of the captain. Yeah.

1:03:29

So James and Robert being difficult with

1:03:31

Izzy because she's the lead deack hand and

1:03:33

that's what women go through, okay, baby, And you

1:03:35

never want to deal with a James or Rob

1:03:37

who's in love with a James. But

1:03:39

anyway, it's the next charter meeting with Captain Lea Francescotti

1:03:42

Rachel. We learned that the Queen

1:03:44

of Versailles is coming back a

1:03:47

k Jackie Siegel, and this time

1:03:49

she's bringing Yeah,

1:03:51

she's bringing her husband, David Siegel, who's

1:03:53

a notoriously evil piece of ship. Yeah.

1:03:58

Oh he's uh, he's guy who

1:04:01

um is the dominant force behind

1:04:04

time shares in this country. Well,

1:04:07

that's you can share

1:04:09

time at a place in the Bush presidency

1:04:13

and so he uh

1:04:15

like invented the aggressive tactics

1:04:18

have you know, every time you win a you

1:04:21

win a trip somewhere and then you're

1:04:23

got to go sit through a timeshare presentation.

1:04:26

All his all his idea. Where's

1:04:29

your time share in Boca? I have

1:04:31

one in Bocca, and I have two in Tampa,

1:04:34

and I have one in that too.

1:04:36

I have won a Hilton Head. I just

1:04:38

couldn't go to Tampa once a year. I

1:04:40

gotta it's too much to see because people

1:04:42

are so popular now with the Tampa Bay Buccaneersn't

1:04:45

Tom Brady then my

1:04:48

parents live in Sarasota, I get it. Yeah,

1:04:51

great place, a lot of lightning. Nick, were you able

1:04:53

to get the likes and dislikes of Jackie and

1:04:55

David? Oh, yeah, for

1:04:57

sure. Well they're actually return guests,

1:04:59

right, so there was

1:05:02

no picture

1:05:05

of their likes and dislikes

1:05:07

that, but I do have the cover. Jackie

1:05:10

and David Siegel primary

1:05:12

charter guests from Windermere,

1:05:15

Florida or

1:05:18

Versailles, owner of Westgate Resorts,

1:05:20

this piece of ship and his philanthropist

1:05:25

wife. Her philanthropy is donating

1:05:28

to a house she'll never live in. Jackie,

1:05:31

also known as the Queen of Versailles,

1:05:34

gave herself that name. Have brought together

1:05:36

family and friends for an unforgettable

1:05:39

Caribbean vacation, unforgettable.

1:05:41

They do this forty times a year.

1:05:44

I guarantee you they won't remember this two

1:05:46

months from now. It's not even the first time from this show,

1:05:50

and it's just um, I guess advertising

1:05:52

for her philanthropy

1:05:54

office. She's previously

1:05:57

chartered in the med and she and David

1:05:59

are dostrange years to lavish vacations

1:06:01

and extraordinary service. Tell me more.

1:06:04

Joining them is David's son, Steven, executive

1:06:06

at guests where You'll never guess

1:06:10

Westgate Resorts yes,

1:06:12

he got the job. I

1:06:15

don't know how, but he got it. And

1:06:18

his wife, Janessa, she's to stay at home

1:06:20

mom. Finally someone who's not lying about

1:06:22

what they're up to. Two of David and Jackie's

1:06:24

children are there, twenty year old David

1:06:27

Jr. In nineteen year old Daniel best

1:06:30

friend. Blah blah blah. Anyway

1:06:32

they're here, of rich will

1:06:36

be a boring episode. I think, well,

1:06:38

we'll see, we we we learned.

1:06:40

They want hard boiled hallopenio, pickled

1:06:43

quail eggs, which I've never

1:06:45

heard of, ribby, and then like

1:06:47

one guy just wants cheese, peach at Pizza

1:06:49

angel here, Basta sliders. He

1:06:51

just wants like normal childhood

1:06:54

food. God, I'm so hungry right now. One

1:06:56

guy. It's the big millionaire billionaire

1:06:58

piece of ship. Right. Rachel knows. She's

1:07:00

like, I know what he wants. He wants

1:07:03

baby food. But yeah, they want to swim

1:07:05

with marine life and they want all the water activities.

1:07:07

Mokka uha.

1:07:11

Yes, like they're going to bond over

1:07:14

their loss of their children, which should be interesting.

1:07:17

Captain Lee is emotionally unavailable. He's gonna leave

1:07:19

once he starts to cry. Well, that ship's

1:07:21

really raw for him. I like don't understand why

1:07:23

they keep forcing him to talk about it on

1:07:25

this show, because I mean they

1:07:27

have I I'm surprised they

1:07:30

definitely held back on talking about it because

1:07:32

they want you to not know why he's so surly

1:07:35

until later on. You know, this

1:07:37

happened two years ago. I mean they've already

1:07:41

they already produced an entire season

1:07:43

after it happened. I didn't know that, well May

1:07:45

this is the second entire season they produced. I

1:07:47

thought it was more recent than that, he

1:07:50

says it. He says in the episode

1:07:52

that it was a year ago, so

1:07:56

we know that this is pre coronavirus. Right.

1:07:58

So Francesco spyling about

1:08:00

Elizabeth and James sleeping in a guest cabin

1:08:03

and she finally confronts Elizabeth about it and basically

1:08:05

loses her mind on her and she can't be professional,

1:08:08

and Elizabeth's trying to like not answer the question,

1:08:11

and Francesca says, I've had enough of you,

1:08:14

and it's like, dude, you bring lame is fuck. Elizabeth's

1:08:16

trying to be like, yeah, we fucked, and then I went to my bed,

1:08:18

basically like whatever. We're just trying

1:08:21

to have some privacy, all right, Johnny

1:08:23

asked me if I slept in there? Have you slept?

1:08:25

Did you sleep in a guest cabin? Yes? So no, it's simple

1:08:29

sleep. Now, I

1:08:31

didn't do a lot of sleeping. Bitch.

1:08:34

What did you do in that? Did you spray everywhere? Yeah?

1:08:38

And guess what did

1:08:41

you cut the walls with that special essence

1:08:43

you have? James,

1:08:46

spout is spray all over the walls?

1:08:51

Why would you do such a thing? I'm chart how

1:08:53

Dad? So I don't know? Elizabeth

1:08:58

answered for this, James,

1:09:02

James, James,

1:09:06

James, please explain our Stafia.

1:09:08

I want to be Can

1:09:11

I have an idea? How would you clean up that beach

1:09:13

while acting up your cabin? You don't

1:09:16

smell your your wretched excrements.

1:09:18

You've sprayed. I almost had the guest primate

1:09:21

cabin. You're foul o different

1:09:23

stinch puffing out your anal

1:09:25

glands? How do I know your

1:09:28

Francesca's like, Queen Elizabeth? This

1:09:31

is my Francesca. Hello, I'm I

1:09:34

never brushed my hair? How dare

1:09:37

I never brushed my hair? Someone do it? Fall? Mhm,

1:09:41

Well, I didn't shampoo my own hair,

1:09:44

neither Dreson brush

1:09:47

your hair brush it? Fran

1:09:51

She's a piece of work

1:09:53

in herself. The way she reacts of like Elizabeth

1:09:56

like, I'm just trying to be professional and talk to you. Elizabeth's

1:09:59

like friend shows because like, yeah,

1:10:02

you're not professional at all, and it's like,

1:10:05

bro, you're screaming. You need

1:10:07

to chill the funk out. Uh. That's

1:10:09

where the episode ends there. It was, Yeah,

1:10:14

it's time for boat facts

1:10:16

with Nikki Tas. Okay,

1:10:20

guys, you know we all see these people zip

1:10:22

zapping around the world on these luxurious

1:10:24

yachts, and sometimes you

1:10:27

see some more famous yachts, you know, back

1:10:29

in the background and they'll they'll do a special. Everyone

1:10:32

will come out and be like, look it's the ex Caliber

1:10:34

or whatever. But here's my question

1:10:36

to you. Okay, how

1:10:39

many years does this type

1:10:42

of yacht remain operational?

1:10:45

Oh? Am,

1:10:47

I supposed to guess right now? Yeah,

1:10:50

I guess, uh, twenty five

1:10:52

years. Okay, now what

1:10:55

do you say? I would say

1:10:58

fifteen years? Typically?

1:11:01

Uh, these boats, Uh, they're

1:11:04

designed lives tend

1:11:06

to be between five and twenty

1:11:09

years um

1:11:11

and then thirty like if the yacht

1:11:13

is really well looked after. But but outside

1:11:16

of that, it's not saying that older

1:11:18

yachts don't exist, but there there.

1:11:21

You know, it's like it's like seeing a car from

1:11:23

the fifties on the road. You know that

1:11:25

that everything in there has been replaced. Interesting,

1:11:30

So that's for yachts. Also,

1:11:33

cargo ships that sail in the ocean

1:11:37

can have a lifespan of twenty to thirty

1:11:39

years, and sail

1:11:41

boats thirty to forty years.

1:11:44

Okay, that's

1:11:48

all right. Thank you for that wonderful boat fact. I didn't

1:11:51

know that that was interesting, Johnny. Thank

1:11:53

you so much for doing this show and recapping season

1:11:55

A episode thirteen with us. Where can people find

1:11:57

you and follow you? Well, if you try

1:11:59

my name and the Google search engine, you're gonna

1:12:02

have a lot of results. Okay, you can do the image

1:12:04

search. You can see a lot of pictures of me. There's

1:12:06

one of them I hate, and you'll know which

1:12:08

one that is because it's gonna be one that looks

1:12:10

really bad. Otherwise, you know, just

1:12:12

to Google that. You can check me out on Twitch. I'm

1:12:14

there a lot, Oh I see

1:12:17

which one? Just my

1:12:19

nipples on Twitch, or you can just stretch my name Johnny

1:12:21

Pemberton on Twitch and come join me. Why ride

1:12:24

out the Apocalypse? It looks

1:12:26

like Brendan Walsh made this photo of you,

1:12:28

which one? Oh god, well,

1:12:31

I mean, who knows. The more you click it, the more

1:12:34

it becomes the photo that people want to see. Okay,

1:12:37

well it's the one I don't

1:12:39

Nobody ever uses a photo of me taking

1:12:41

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1:12:45

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