0:00

Is it is it making too much noise?

0:02

Yeah. That's fine. People

0:05

know that we do laundry.

0:06

Okay. They know what we do laundry. You guys

0:08

do laundry. Right? We do laundry in

0:11

our own home, which is amazing. Huge.

0:14

This is huge. It's huge. We do laundry.

0:16

On our own home. We'd podcast in,

0:18

but there's

0:21

some other there's some other way that we have this

0:23

up before. Yeah.

0:26

I had it standing up. I think that that was better

0:28

when it was, like, right between us. Mhmm. But

0:31

that's tricky. Mhmm. Is tricky

0:34

operation. Neither

0:37

of us are very Where's your camp pool?

0:40

Excuse me? Where's your camp pool? You're

0:45

go comfy coof. Okay. You

0:49

still didn't say the word. But

0:51

the problem is I'm under the cover and

0:53

you're on top of it. So we're always

0:55

gonna be They're like

0:57

that. That looks great. A

1:01

couple. Yeah. You gotta put her on the couch.

1:03

I thought you were talking about I

1:06

thought you were trying to say the name of a

1:08

country. You

1:10

know, it's old rumble. Because

1:13

I'm because I'm still trying to finish this map

1:15

of all of the

1:17

countries? This bap. This

1:20

bap. Yeah. Countries

1:22

and principalities. Yeah.

1:24

There's there's a there's a there's a broad interest

1:26

in having Taiwan

1:28

on this map. Yeah. Which

1:31

I agree with in principle. But

1:33

I have to fit it in. Wow. Because it

1:35

wasn't in the list. Yeah. So

1:38

I'll put it over here and I'm gonna because

1:40

Benine is really small. So

1:42

I can squeach all of you over

1:45

this way. Wow. And

1:47

then I'll you over this way.

1:50

This is what I've been doing all day, Catherine. Squeeching

1:54

country. Just squeeching them together.

1:57

The Netherlands is gonna be like that.

1:59

And maybe some moly is gonna scooch over just a

2:01

little bit. That can totally work,

2:03

and then Ecuador is gonna be here. It's really

2:05

on the edge. There's some space to psych Guatemala here.

2:09

There we go. Now it's in. Now

2:11

it's I could even move it over a little bit.

2:13

Wow. Yeah. Because you'd yeah.

2:16

Gotta get that that that those

2:18

Ecuador this whatever this is.

2:20

Yeah. There's I think that's the Galapagos that

2:22

they've sort of shoved in there. Which

2:24

is not a very Wow. Look at

2:26

all that space now. Yeah. Well, Ecuador

2:29

is is a wide one. And then I think

2:31

I can go bump. And that is

2:34

giant Taiwan. Doesn't need

2:36

to that big. Nope. Not

2:38

that big. And then

2:40

deep deep. 1 gonna

2:43

go right right there ish. That looks

2:45

right. And I'm gonna

2:47

make it the right color. For

2:50

my son. That

2:53

seems good enough to me. That

2:56

was that was a great for a first guess.

2:59

Yeah. That's true. Let's swap

3:02

in little

3:04

word here. I'm gonna make that word say,

3:06

Taiwan. Wow.

3:09

Then I have to make that bigger because I took it

3:11

from the area. Difficult

3:13

to notice, but the second half

3:15

of this Yeah. The the countries

3:18

are slightly smaller. Uh-huh. So that

3:20

they would all fit in? Well, the countries are smaller

3:22

too. They are. So they should be They tend to be physically

3:24

smaller. Yeah. No. Maybe they're

3:26

they're not. Oh, Taiwan's in the map.

3:29

Taiwan is there, and there were a couple of other

3:31

things that I did wrong. Kosovo was

3:33

all capital letters slightly

3:36

than I do. One of them didn't

3:38

have a capital letter on it, but I

3:40

don't remember which one. It's slightly messy,

3:42

but it's not for That's

3:44

right. It's not that's

3:47

not what it's for. It's not for being

3:49

tidy. It's not for being tidy. If you have a

3:51

problem with how how Talkingly tidy.

3:54

Considering both Orange and Me.

3:58

He just sat here and he just read me

4:00

city the countries. He was like,

4:03

He was like, I was like, what's the next one on

4:05

the list? He was like, molly. I'm

4:07

like, okay, I got it. What's the next one?

4:09

Stowing down the list, and then he'd

4:11

go and do jumping jacks. For five minutes

4:14

to come back. And

4:16

go, oh, wow. Yeah. Oh,

4:18

wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Hi. I'm

4:20

Hank Green. And this is better

4:22

dry. The new podcast

4:24

from Hank Green and

4:27

someone else, I guess. Some

4:30

sometimes me. Together, we're about

4:32

to decide whether it's me. Katherine Green.

4:34

Whether or not the wet thing is

4:36

good or the dry thing is good. Welcome

4:38

to wear it dry.

4:41

Thanks. Great. I'll cut that together

4:43

into something usable, I assume.

4:45

Oh, no. Not our tightest intro.

4:48

Do you wanna start out with wet or dry? I

4:50

don't care. Do you have a wet? I

4:53

could come up with the one. I got a wet and a dry.

4:56

Okay. I'll go wet. Okay. It's

4:58

that sweet chili ginger sauce that I

5:00

put on everything. So wet.

5:03

But, like, it's goopy too. Mhmm.

5:06

It's got I don't know if that's I don't know if that's

5:08

like But it's foundation is to

5:10

make things so wet. Wet. Yeah. I'm not It's

5:12

so wet. Arguing that it's okay.

5:14

I'm just sort of describing it

5:16

a little bit. It's I don't know if there's pectin

5:19

in it or if it's just the corn

5:21

syrup. Yeah. It's just It comes

5:23

out slow, which is nice. Yeah.

5:25

Super soft. No. It's like a good

5:27

condiment. Oh, it's a texture. Yeah.

5:30

I think because it comes out then

5:32

it distributes real good. I'm I

5:34

think that it would be really interesting to

5:36

do like an ethnography of the

5:38

sauce of the moment. Because

5:41

there was that, like like, sriracha

5:44

existed -- Mhmm. -- but then Italy

5:46

was everywhere. Yeah. And chalu legs There

5:49

wasn't their minds. Over. And there was time

5:51

-- Baratia. -- when, like, ranch

5:53

wasn't a thing. And then,

5:55

like, we were young when it was ranch,

5:57

when suddenly ranch was everything. And

5:59

before that, it was Thousand Island.

6:01

Oh, boy. People losing their minds over

6:03

thousands of mine over thousands. My parents

6:05

love Thousand Island. And Russian

6:08

dressing. Russian, yes. Russian,

6:12

just Russian which

6:14

part of Russia? What?

6:17

We don't know about it. Suzoo. There

6:20

was like you would get your you

6:22

would you would go to the salad bar

6:24

at Arby's. Yeah. Yeah. And you get your For

6:26

Roy Rogers. Russian dressing.

6:29

It's like a a thinner thousand

6:31

island feel like. Yeah. I feel like it had it's

6:33

a similar thousand island, but

6:35

it doesn't have the chunks

6:38

in it? It's

6:41

a Wikipedia says it's a pecan't

6:43

American salad dressing dressing

6:45

consisting of mayonnaise Ketchup --

6:47

Yeah. -- and other ingredients. Uh-huh. Can you call

6:49

it pick hunt? I feel like you cannot

6:51

call Russian dressing pick hunt.

6:54

It's a little too tangy. I think

6:56

that's what they mean. You can't mean spicy

6:58

specifically. Yeah. I don't know.

7:01

Spiciness hotness heat. Rush,

7:03

I've never found Rush. And it's got like relish in

7:05

it. It's like relish -- Oh. -- chip and

7:07

manning. I thought that was the thousand Island. I

7:09

thought the Thousand Island had the relish in

7:11

it. I don't know. I

7:13

just yeah. This is, like, my

7:15

dad's this is how I eat

7:18

my -- Yeah. -- my

7:20

iceberg lettuce, thin

7:22

thin thin layer of vice versa,

7:24

lettuce, on --

7:25

Uh-huh. -- on my banquet plate.

7:27

Yes. This is from racks. Laydle

7:29

of Russian dressing on it, handful

7:32

of croutons. Salads. Salad.

7:35

Salad. Economy can be called

7:37

Russian since the original recipe included

7:40

caviar, which was a staple of Russian cuisine.

7:42

What? Wild

7:44

wild thought that there would be caviar.

7:47

This doesn't have anything to do with the

7:49

dressing but the wet wet

7:51

ingredient, but I brought My point

7:53

was, I think that this sweet

7:56

spicy stuff that you're talking about.

7:58

Mhmm. Might be the next sauce. I

8:00

mean, it's been around. Like I

8:02

know, but it's always been around. Like,

8:04

that's the thing. Like, Sarachi

8:06

was around forever until suddenly,

8:08

rooster sauce wasn't everything. Yeah. And also,

8:10

suddenly. Suddenly

8:14

and suddenly suddenly, suddenly, finally.

8:18

He's fainting beside. He's fainting,

8:20

he fight me. But

8:24

if but if it's not It's the one of my

8:26

moments. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. It's the

8:28

1 in everything. That's one of my moments.

8:30

I live on a salmon. No. Yeah. I mean,

8:32

I just like I'm like, what can I Tater

8:35

Tats? Yes. Oh my god.

8:37

Of course. Put put it.

8:39

Tater Tats and eggs. Yeah.

8:41

Tater Tats and eggs. And what's

8:43

it called? It's called,

8:45

like, sweet chili ginger. This

8:47

1. It yeah.

8:50

So, like, the sweet chili sauce. It's the

8:52

sweet chili sauce which has been around,

8:54

but this one specifically See if

8:56

I can find it. It's, like, by the ginger,

8:58

you know yeah. It's that one. The

9:00

ginger people. The ginger people

9:02

sweet chili sauce. Yeah. And

9:06

oh, it's gluten free. Yep.

9:08

It's got so much sugar in it.

9:10

Yep. Yeah. A lot love it. Well, I

9:12

mean, I'm on the Serrancha mayo kick.

9:14

I put that in it. I love that stuff

9:16

too. Yeah. That's like like the moment it

9:18

got showed up in the fridge. I was like, oh,

9:20

absolutely. Everything. Why

9:22

do I have plain mayo? Why do I have plain

9:24

mayo? I'm putting some deli meat on

9:26

a slice of cheese. That's gonna get some

9:28

sriracha mayo on it. My

9:30

god. I need to find a better

9:32

snack. The Hank Green Special. I don't I

9:34

think that's a fine snack. I

9:37

guess. A

9:37

piece of meat and cheese is fine.

9:40

Good snack. I don't know. I've I'd

9:42

rather you do that than eat cereal.

9:45

Cereals bet that is definitely a worse

9:47

snack. Yeah. That one's not too it for

9:49

you. Yeah. Yeah. It's just empty, empty. I

9:51

eat a I eat too many checks. You

9:53

gotta stop eating the checks. Those aren't even

9:56

for you. This is the

9:58

boy problem with having a child

10:00

is you have all of these because

10:02

their their palate is not sophisticated and

10:04

neither is mine. And it's like, oh,

10:06

suddenly there's cheese crackers in the house.

10:08

I actually do wanna eat all

10:10

of the stuff for my six year old. Like

10:12

a six year old. With

10:14

Saracha mail on it. Cheesecake Factory with

10:16

so rich of mail. That's the only

10:19

thing I have advanced to. I

10:21

mean, the other day, I ate

10:23

cottage cheese with cool ranch burritos

10:25

for lunch. That sounds

10:27

amazing. That's why incredible.

10:29

Wet and dry. Yes.

10:33

I I like, immediately, my brain is

10:35

like, yes. I can

10:37

imagine that flavor and it sounds great. Uh-huh.

10:39

Because the, like, the

10:41

sweetness of whole ranch are

10:44

so like, so much

10:46

flavor. Yeah. And then the the

10:48

cottage cheese is just in there. It's being, like, a

10:50

beautiful base. Creamy

10:52

ice cream y y umami. Just

10:55

fat and salt. This

10:57

is apparently just taking Katherine

11:00

talking about the bad food that I like

11:02

to eat. Because

11:04

we are I

11:06

garbage people. I people

11:08

who cannot who cannot manage.

11:10

I had to eat a good I had

11:12

a reverse case of deal last week. You

11:14

know what a reverse case today is? Cheese on

11:16

the outside. Cheese on the outside.

11:18

Instant mashed potatoes on the inside.

11:20

God. Oh,

11:25

I have I I thought I was

11:27

talking about that. I'll take back a note. That's

11:29

obviously a reverse path low. And I was like, yes,

11:31

but I wouldn't ever

11:33

think of that. What's a pavlova?

11:35

I think it's a it's maybe a

11:37

pavlova. Is it just a dessert. No. Yeah. You're

11:39

right. I'm thinking of something that starts with a

11:41

pea, and it's this pierogi.

11:43

The reverse pierogi. Thank

11:45

you. Haflova is a is like a Yeah.

11:47

Totally different thing.

11:49

Mareg or both. Russia. I don't

11:52

know that pierogi is is

11:54

Russian. It's

11:56

like a Eastern European thing.

11:59

Okay. Where are

12:01

Pearl East from? Wikipedia. Tell

12:03

me. Sometimes I think why am I

12:05

not interested? Searching Wikipedia. Why

12:07

do I have to scroll past the first

12:10

five Google results when really all I don't

12:12

want a recipe. For

12:14

pierogis. Yeah. I woulda I woulda Googled

12:17

pierogis recipe. I'm not

12:19

gonna make eastern and south

12:21

eastern Europe. Yeah. Place of

12:23

origin Asia and Europe, contemporary.

12:26

Historically, Asia, though. They were Well,

12:28

it's like a dumpling. Yeah. They were like dumpling. It's

12:30

like a yeah. It's like a Oh, it's like

12:32

a dumpling. Something that got sucked into.

12:34

Yeah. Yeah. Sure. You

12:36

know, potato land. There's

12:37

something called a lazy pierogi, which I'm

12:39

already on board.

12:40

Tell me more about just we could

12:43

be a food items that start with the

12:45

word lazy. Is there a

12:47

Wikipedia page of that?

12:49

That is Turns

12:51

out that's just her. That's my

12:53

diet. What? I think your wet is a

12:55

great wet. I mean, it's gonna

12:57

be it's gonna be hard to beat my

12:59

wet. I mean with a

13:01

dry. Yeah. With any sort of dry. My

13:03

dry was books. Oh,

13:05

fuck. I know. Super

13:09

dry. Bad if wet.

13:12

Really, like, functional if Yeah.

13:14

Really sort of, like, best

13:16

it's almost as bad as fire. Cannot

13:18

be wet. Wet bad. Yeah. Hate

13:20

hate a wet book. Hate a post wet

13:22

book. Mhmm. You could still sometimes read them,

13:24

but then it's just like -- It is -- -- wiggly. -- not a good

13:26

experience. Yeah. And they,

13:28

yeah, they sort of curved together the

13:30

pages. I once I once

13:32

took a copy of the cat just

13:34

climbed onto the air

13:37

purifier and turned it off.

13:39

Turned it off. And I was just sitting

13:41

on it. It up. And it was, like, it is

13:43

his butt.

13:44

Now he's

13:45

staring at it.

13:46

It's what it was. It's my I have a new

13:48

drive. It's my cat's

13:49

butt. So much It's the

13:52

air blowing into my cat's asshole

13:56

from the air purifier that he just

13:58

turned up. Yes.

14:00

Just doing his normal nightly fucking

14:03

annoying more. Yeah.

14:06

Where he's like, I'm gonna take

14:08

the nightly cat park Most

14:10

difficult route --

14:12

Yeah. -- from one corner of the

14:14

room to the other corner of the room.

14:16

Yep. Can I touch

14:18

every vertical

14:20

and horizontal surface on the

14:22

way? Yep. Yes.

14:24

God. What's another Oh, wow. I gotta turn it

14:26

off. Yeah.

14:29

Dry. Yeah. I might have I might have

14:31

come out too strong. That's a strong one. Gotta come out

14:33

too strong because it's it's like do you would

14:35

you like a

14:37

a delicious condiment or like all

14:40

of the knowledge contained in

14:42

every library and bookstore.

14:45

Yeah. This is the Suck

14:51

it. Sweet chili ginger sauce.

14:53

Katherine could have started out with, like, water

14:55

and then, like, you die.

14:57

You die. It's better than books because he

14:59

got three

14:59

days. You go three days with it a book but

15:01

not water. Nope.

15:02

Yeah. It

15:03

was the driest thing I could think of.

15:05

That I sort of interface with a

15:08

lot. But wet

15:10

or dry is not a competition. That's

15:12

not a competition. It's a love song. It's just

15:14

it's just an ode to things

15:17

both wet and

15:18

dry. Yes. We cannot live

15:20

without both either. Mhmm.

15:22

Right now, Caraide -- Yes.

15:24

-- selected dry. This

15:26

out. When?

15:38

Never. We're

15:41

trying to drive. I

15:44

called it. Catherine

15:48

Arnott's current dry is

15:50

nine lives by Maureen Johnson, which we're

15:53

reading right now. Oh, yeah. Reading

15:55

to each other, which is a wonderful way to

15:57

read a book. Yes. It's great because

15:59

I've followed Leave immediately.

16:01

Yeah. Leave dad. So Whoever's not

16:03

reading, if there's no reading. Just

16:06

really falls asleep. We don't wanna put you to

16:08

sleep. Not Instagram

16:10

Reels. They don't

16:12

put you to sleep. They really

16:14

don't. It it like,

16:17

it's wild. Like, I I

16:19

will look at Instagram rails for, like,

16:21

hours -- Yeah, man. -- while

16:23

trying to fall to sleep. I'm a professional

16:25

TikTok. And I It's not

16:27

you are not trying to fall asleep if you

16:29

are watching Instagram Reels. I

16:32

feel like I am, but then then I

16:34

know that I'm not. No. So as

16:36

soon as like, I'm like, okay. Wait a minute.

16:38

Why am I still awake? And I

16:40

close and stick gram, and I put on my

16:42

audiobook, and I'm like, yaw.

16:44

Like, it's like, it's

16:47

so way along. Yeah. Yeah.

16:49

I I yeah. I I'm I'm

16:51

like watching TikTok and it's like

16:53

I'm never getting out of this. Here's how

16:55

this air disaster happened. Definitely.

16:58

Yeah. That's definitely gonna put me right to

17:00

sleep right before bed. I wanna

17:02

see a man trying to get

17:04

unstuck in a cave. That's not

17:06

what I watch. No. I

17:08

don't. It's it it captures

17:10

so many attention that it

17:12

ends up. And I like I'm watching

17:14

people like unmold

17:17

dice. I'm unmold.

17:19

Oh, yeah. Take dice out of mold.

17:21

Yeah. Not like remove mold from die. No. Unmold

17:23

them. Yeah. I thought that they would They're a

17:25

better word for that. I don't have

17:28

no idea probably. But I I do love

17:30

those videos. I've evolved. I see

17:32

a lot of table manufacturing, which

17:34

you'd think would be relaxed thing.

17:36

Wow. But it's actually quite captivating. Yeah. No,

17:38

miss. It's the the truth is, like,

17:41

even the, like, wholesome

17:43

content is captivating. You're, like, oh,

17:45

I'm I'm you're lasing that

17:47

piece of wood. What is it going to

17:49

become? Yes. And you're telling me about

17:51

the the wood that it is made

17:53

out of at the same time. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

17:55

I'm here for that. How I get

17:57

these better, like, truly

17:59

designed for for those of us with

18:02

particular disability, which

18:04

is which is on one

18:06

side, it's them lasing wood

18:08

into a shape. Uh-huh. And on the other side, it's

18:10

a stand up comic telling jokes. And

18:13

I'm like, It's

18:18

really getting all the

18:21

parts of my brain. I was doing it,

18:23

like, both and both parts.

18:26

Who is in there. Jesus. Who was in

18:28

there? Who wanted that? Do you

18:30

wanna talk about Twitter at

18:33

all? I

18:36

you? You stopped. You you

18:39

I left Twitter for To

18:42

be honest about what actually

18:45

happened. Will tell me what

18:47

happened. I will tell you what

18:49

happened. You stopped tweeting. I

18:51

stopped tweeting. But you were on. I still

18:53

looked at Twitter. You were looking

18:55

at sweater, but it started out more

18:57

and it went less. Like,

18:59

it really kind of tapered off.

19:02

Turns out when you give into it -- Yeah.

19:04

-- it sucks you in more. Well,

19:06

also a

19:06

lot of my friends have left Twitter

19:09

And Twitter was less good. Mhmm. And

19:11

it was it was sort of the people

19:13

who were like, we have to stay on Twitter to so

19:15

that we can fight the good fight. We're left

19:18

on Twitter. And those

19:20

people are kinda

19:26

whatever. Just

19:32

just a little hotter than I'd like.

19:35

There are there are a couple of people who I really

19:37

missed. And when I go back to Twitter, I'm

19:39

like, oh gosh, so so good

19:41

to hear about you

19:44

know, from the team at our world in data.

19:46

I just love those people. They're always

19:48

tweaking it. I'm like, oh my gosh. I wouldn't have

19:50

thought -- Mhmm. -- that floods kill

19:52

so many more people than earthquakes.

19:56

And I certainly wouldn't have thought that

19:58

droughts kill way more than either of

20:01

those. Things because droughts are like boring

20:03

and slow and they kill people in

20:05

boring slow ways. Yeah. And they

20:07

kill the poor and the elderly and the

20:09

children and random times

20:11

due to famine, not and

20:14

and, like so, like, of the natural

20:16

disasters, like, droughts are by

20:18

far the most Yeah.

20:20

Just devastating in terms of loss

20:22

of life. Mhmm. And the ones we think

20:24

about the least, a lot like we spend way

20:26

more time thinking about wildfires which kill

20:29

very few people. People cause a lot of

20:31

destruction of

20:31

property, but mostly people can get out, certainly

20:34

not all. But compared with -- Yeah.

20:35

-- we compared with droughts. Yeah.

20:38

Which, you know, results in famines. Devastating.

20:40

Yeah. Absolutely. Like Yeah. And

20:42

and also long term --

20:45

The most preventable, natural

20:48

disaster. Because because

20:50

the people aren't dying of

20:52

not having water. They're dying of not having

20:54

food. Which And food Which there Do

20:56

you put some food in things and

20:58

get it places? But

20:59

I certainly haven't felt the

21:02

same pull And

21:04

I also tweeted today

21:06

about this thing that I was doing with

21:08

Lauren. This is we're recording this on

21:10

Sunday, where we made a list of the

21:12

countries by

21:13

population. Because he couldn't we couldn't We couldn't Not that

21:16

morning.

21:16

Like, a physical Like a

21:19

yeah. A graphic. Just a

21:21

graphic. But and he wanted a specific thing and

21:23

he asked for it very clearly, which was

21:25

very

21:25

cute. And we were, like, going around trying to find

21:28

it. Couldn't find anything that similar to buy.

21:30

Mhmm. And so I was

21:30

like, what if we made one? Mhmm. 1 it

21:33

was more it was we

21:35

bit off more than I thought. I

21:37

had bitten off. But I posted about

21:39

it on Twitter, and it was so like

21:42

quintessentially Twitter where people got

21:44

mad about stuff. You

21:46

know, sort of like Just immediately

21:48

started pointing out. Yeah. And there

21:50

were, like

21:50

-- Like -- some things that were just,

21:52

like, suggestions where I was, like,

21:54

yeah, I see that you're just making a

21:56

suggestion, but you are, like,

21:59

all I wanted was, oh,

22:01

that's cute. Yeah.

22:03

Oh, zero, like, that's how I that's the vibe I

22:05

was putting off. Look at the cute thing that I did with

22:07

my son. Yeah. And the cute thing and that and

22:09

it was, like, why why why would

22:11

you include Palestine if you're not gonna include Taiwan? And I'm

22:14

like, well, I was on off the

22:16

Wikipedia's list of the UN member

22:18

states, the two observer states, Taiwan

22:20

is not one of those. Why?

22:23

Because China sucks. I don't know.

22:25

Like, it's bad. I

22:27

agree. I didn't really mean to get into a question conversation

22:30

about statehood for Taiwan

22:32

in my tweet about the thing I made by

22:34

six year old son. Also,

22:36

your suggestions are lovely, but

22:39

I this took five

22:41

hours. Yeah. And Like, I was

22:43

cute. And I made They're not trying to make the best thing

22:46

-- Yeah. --

22:46

in the

22:47

world. For my six year old. Not

22:49

the UN. Yeah. Is

22:52

not putting I'm not putting this in a

22:54

textbook. I think I did.

22:56

A pretty great job. Yeah.

22:59

Like, Which

23:01

which is, like, it's so like it's so It's

23:03

so the Twitter thing. Well,

23:04

yeah. And if you'd posted that on Instagram, would been

23:07

a hundred percent like, wow.

23:09

That's so cute. I love the colors.

23:11

And, you know, there were some of that, like Oh,

23:14

yeah. Of course. On the twit would be more But

23:16

it but a lot of it was --

23:17

Yeah. --

23:17

I can't help

23:18

a notice. You didn't You didn't You

23:20

didn't Well, I was surprised by me. I had a

23:22

question that was, like, your your

23:25

image of Egypt includes this part which is

23:27

contested and I'm like, brother,

23:29

I didn't like draw the map

23:31

of Egypt from scratch.

23:33

And I'm not Boy, I want you to stick to,

23:35

like, particle physics because that's way

23:37

simpler than this. Yeah.

23:41

Which definitely actually is for clarity. I'm not

23:43

that sarcastic. And I yeah. And I

23:45

wreck it. Like but it's it's so Twitter in

23:47

that both in that like, that

23:49

response exists. And it gets so

23:52

in your brain, and you're thinking

23:54

about it. Mhmm. Yeah. You think

23:56

about that? Yeah. Like, that has to

23:59

be, like, cons near or

24:01

constantly -- Yeah. -- in

24:03

that mode. I had to

24:05

thought. This week, why,

24:08

especially once and if and who

24:10

knows, but once YouTube is

24:12

effectively monetizing shorts, why

24:14

I would ever tweet instead of just saying it into a

24:17

camera. Mhmm. And reaching more

24:19

people in a better vibe, in a

24:21

better space, and

24:23

getting paid. Yeah.

24:26

Yeah. And and I feel like

24:28

the the way that the comments work over there

24:30

as well, you know, it's not such

24:32

a it's not such a part

24:34

of it. Uh-huh. There's a

24:36

lot of comments and but they'll

24:38

mostly get lost in the wash. And,

24:41

yeah, I don't know. And

24:43

I I mean, I tend to not look at the YouTube shorts

24:46

comments, but, like, once like, maybe once a

24:48

week. I'll go and check them out.

24:50

Yeah. Whereas TikTok comments, I'm pretty

24:52

on top of But yeah, I tweeted about I

24:54

tweeted that. Why like, basically said,

24:56

why would I tweet if I could just say it into a

24:58

camera and put it on shorts? And

25:00

somebody responded to me with

25:04

Twitter blue verified

25:06

check mark. And they were like because

25:08

the people on shorts are

25:11

idiots. And the people on

25:13

Twitter are smart.

25:16

Oh, no. Oh,

25:18

no. Oh.

25:20

And I was like, wow.

25:22

Well, you certainly have told me

25:24

something about the people on Twitter. Which

25:27

is that I Whether or not y'all are's

25:30

geniuses, I don't wanna

25:32

be around you as much. Like,

25:34

it's it's you know, it's very true

25:36

that, like, there is a

25:38

kind of, like, abandoned

25:40

mall phenomenon of social media

25:43

where the worst the stores are, the worst

25:45

the stores are, like -- Mhmm. -- as

25:47

people leave, if the kind

25:49

of you get them. You

25:51

get a -- crappy way to stick around. -- in the

25:53

middle of the mall because of

25:56

bad vibe. Yeah. Selling

25:58

a coke out of the middle

26:01

of the mall. Like,

26:04

what? I don't know what you're talking about. There's when

26:06

we went to the mall,

26:09

there is a store. it like? Yeah. Palman Sue was

26:11

doing fine. But there was what

26:13

was it? It was like a

26:15

a convenient store. Sort of Oh,

26:17

I haven't seen this. You walked what we walked

26:19

right past it, like, three times. Oh. Oh,

26:22

wait. Yeah. Were you there? No. I went

26:24

went out. You

26:25

weren't with me. It was

26:28

just

26:28

me and orange. It all makes

26:30

sense now. You're always there. In

26:34

my mind, in my heart. Yeah.

26:36

Yeah. There was, like, a weird, you know,

26:38

like, in those, like, the middle -- Mhmm.

26:40

-- near the where

26:43

the Cafe Dolce -- Yeah.

26:45

Yeah. I know. -- store used to

26:47

be. There was, like, a

26:49

convenient smart walk by, like, snacks.

26:52

Oh, jeez. And it's like a like a

26:54

Canadian store. Yes. Weird.

26:56

I mean, that malls

26:58

pretty much booked. Up except for the

27:01

Herbergers. It's the

27:04

anchor stores are there. And,

27:06

like, in a monks, A

27:08

lot of the food stuff has disappeared. Yeah.

27:10

I've noticed that a lot of the food stuff

27:12

is gone. Our our mall never

27:14

had a food court. No. And

27:17

it and it it has

27:20

very few food options.

27:22

Yeah. It has like two rest like

27:25

rest fronts. The red Robin was closed because

27:27

it didn't have staff.

27:29

Yeah. That happened to the mustard

27:32

seed too. But

27:34

those are the sit downs. But like as far

27:36

as like the autonomous units units

27:38

for mid mall snacking, like

27:40

that pizza place sucks and I think it's

27:42

closed. That that pizza place isn't there anymore.

27:44

The subway, I think, closed. Subway's

27:47

gone. There was like a noodle express that

27:49

I

27:49

think closed. It's still there. Yep. Okay. We've

27:51

never I and that there's the

27:53

Euro Place. The Euro Place? I think the Huggies The

27:56

Huggies are still there. And then there's,

27:58

like, two places to get fucking

28:00

pretzels. There's two pretzels places.

28:02

There's an Annie Annie's, and there's the other one. Yeah.

28:04

And the new ant ant ant, which is ridiculous.

28:06

Which is like, you are you telling me that, like, I'm

28:08

hungry in the mall, and you're gonna give

28:10

me bread, just bread --

28:11

Yeah. -- with sauce -- Yeah.

28:14

-- or sugar. You can have a

28:17

cinnabon or you can have pretzel.

28:19

There was that sushi place.

28:21

Oh, there's a little sushi place now.

28:24

That's open. By the Verizon Still there? Yeah. I didn't

28:26

notice it. It it is still there. It was there last

28:28

mile. It's there. It's really small. It's

28:30

hard. It's easy to miss. Well, I I can't

28:32

even anything there. doesn't

28:34

register to me. You can't eat the sushi?

28:36

Because of the they put soy sauce and everything.

28:38

Yeah. Everything's got soy sauce on it.

28:41

I'm so glad everybody knows. Everything

28:44

about South Cape Mall in Mizuho,

28:46

Montana now. You guys are

28:48

really around for the hot the

28:50

hot takes. If you wanna

28:52

go to a restaurant and Southgate mall.

28:55

Don't. I would go to Huggiesville. What's

28:59

a Huggies? I'll tell you what. Huggiesville

29:01

is is a bastion of wet and

29:04

dry. Yeah.

29:04

Mostly just

29:05

that. So that's good. It's got a little bit of

29:08

dry. It's got a good. It's got a fries all

29:10

wet. I miss it.

29:12

I know. It's good.

29:15

It's good. Not available to people who can't eat

29:17

wheat? No. Most

29:19

things not. Oh, I have so many tabs

29:21

open that are just countries. You

29:24

can probably close

29:25

the I am.

29:26

Great. This is kind of what we were going

29:29

for. This is the one by size that we bought.

29:31

Oh, so that's the one 1 of

29:33

those. Yeah. Oh, you're gonna

29:35

get you're gonna get that? I already bought it. Yeah. Oh

29:37

my god. It's 1 the way. And I

29:39

am curious because I can't really tell in this

29:41

graphic. I'm curious if this is Vatican City.

29:43

And if it's not, he's gonna be pissed off. We'll

29:46

write it on there. Yeah.

29:48

That's right. Where are

29:50

we

29:50

gonna put it? Oh, he's got

29:53

it all planned out, Katherine. He was telling me.

29:54

Okay. I'm so glad.

29:57

You don't have the

30:00

side of his closet because No. He wants to he wants to

30:02

go above his his map of

30:05

the world. Okay. Want

30:06

them both to go right above that.

30:08

Oh, okay. There's gonna be

30:10

space. I think there's space there. Okay. I think I

30:12

think about that, but we'll see. Alright. Well

30:14

-- Okay. -- to go over a lot. Alright, Catherine. You wanna

30:16

play movie movie game with me? We're gonna play the

30:18

TV show movie game, which is the

30:21

variety of the movie game where That's

30:23

about TV shows. One of

30:25

the choices is a TV show.

30:27

Oh. And the other one is a movie.

30:29

Okay. And it's not always

30:32

the first one the second one. So Mhmm.

30:34

I've got some picked out for

30:36

you. Do you wanna pick out some for me

30:38

that What song is in your head right now? You'll

30:40

think I'll get there was something

30:43

in there. But as soon as you said that,

30:45

it sort of -- Mhmm. -- fittered away.

30:47

Well, now I have

30:53

stamp. Bam. Bam. Bam.

30:55

He did a lot harder. Don't do

30:57

it. Weird, baby. Do but

31:00

why wow. Wow. Yeah.

31:02

I don't even watch that show. I've got

31:04

these are the countries of the world

31:07

with flags. Oh, god.

31:09

Yeah. Kids answer

31:11

geography trivia questions

31:13

on a quest to

31:16

find

31:18

a spectral pottery enthusiast with

31:20

an ear for the righteous brothers.

31:22

Where in the

31:23

world is Carmen San diego?

31:27

Yeah.

31:28

I had

31:31

that one immediately. I

31:34

had that one immediately. That was that was that

31:36

was not tricky. That was not a hard one.

31:38

No. But it was good. It

31:40

was great. I loved it.

31:42

To save the future to rocking

31:45

Dinwits must travel through time to pass

31:47

their history test and clean up the

31:49

aftermath of a Russian nuclear power

31:51

plant meltdown. Okay.

31:54

It's Bill and Ted's excellent,

31:57

Edvin. Sure. Where

31:59

was the Russian nuclear power

32:01

plant? That melted down --

32:03

Yeah. -- famously called -- Yep. --

32:05

what's it called? Alright. Okay.

32:07

Yes. Starts with Yeah.

32:09

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bill and Ted's

32:12

excellent adventure Noble. Here

32:14

you

32:14

go. It's just spelled

32:17

completely differently. So It's

32:19

hard for the brain to

32:19

make it. The brain to make it. Mhmm.

32:22

Just gotta do sound. You're a noble.

32:24

Thank you for giving me the

32:26

piano? Yes. Questions? You got

32:29

it. Alright. Here's the second

32:30

one for you. Mhmm. I don't know if you watched

32:32

this first TV show when you were

32:35

Little but Patrick Duffy

32:38

and his testicle goblins

32:40

move in with Susan Summers

32:42

and her will drop. Things,

32:44

who are two grown men

32:46

who share a bunk bed in a

32:49

destiny, to rock the

32:51

and Catalina wine mixer.

32:52

What? None of

32:55

that made any sense

32:57

to me. I have none of it.

32:59

Yeah.

33:00

Joe went really wild on these. I have none

33:02

of that. On my clothes

33:05

here, nothing. Okay. So

33:07

rock Is that is that wedding singer?

33:10

No. No. It is sort of a

33:12

similar vibe, but it's it's

33:14

Will Farrell.

33:16

And Catalina

33:19

Weinberg.

33:19

That other guy's name. Give

33:22

me the hint. The the

33:24

you want the hint for the second one? Well,

33:26

the first one is the first one I'm more lost

33:28

on. Okay. That was that was

33:30

a show from TJIF.

33:33

Back in the day.

33:34

Duffy. Yes.

33:35

Susan Summers. That was I feel like

33:37

before my time. No.

33:38

No. Susan. I definitely watched

33:41

this. I feel like It

33:42

was a show about a blended family.

33:44

Oh, step by step.

33:48

Yes.

33:48

Oh, Patrick if it was the grown up guy.

33:51

Yes. The dad. Why are there testicle

33:53

goblins? They're his kids. Oh,

33:54

that's just a phrase for children.

33:57

Yes. Okay. Step

33:59

by step

34:03

mom, two grown

34:05

men who share a

34:07

bunk bed. Step by step

34:08

brothers? Yes. I don't remember

34:10

step brothers. No? No. Oh,

34:12

yeah. It's it's it's It's

34:14

one of the That genre.

34:16

Yes. Yeah. The the the genre

34:18

of, like, step. By

34:20

step. Yes. A kid watch. Child men

34:23

step by step. Day

34:26

by day. Day by day. They

34:28

got over different. Remember

34:30

the the intro. They were

34:32

a writing a roller coaster. Yeah.

34:34

Yeah. A frantic frog maintains

34:37

a hectic variety television program

34:39

before finding himself in big apple

34:41

once again being left behind by his inept vacation in parents.

34:43

Whoa. Whoa.

34:45

Whoa. Whoa.

34:48

The muppet Show

34:50

Malone? Again. That's why

34:52

I invite his and his parents once

34:54

again. The muppet show Malone too.

34:57

And he's in the big apple by himself. Yeah. I can't

34:59

remember what this what the subtitle is. New

35:01

New York -- Yeah. Lost in New York.

35:03

-- lost in New York. I

35:05

can't think of pig in the

35:07

city. Yeah. Kid in

35:10

the city. Yeah.

35:12

I'm up a chow alone too.

35:14

Must love it.

35:18

Showmanone. Oh, showmanone.

35:20

Pig in the

35:21

city, our

35:24

Right. Here's the last one I have for you. Okay. Dude. I think I've got

35:26

I think it's your number for you. But

35:29

Okay. TV installation, dude.

35:32

Gets intrusive and creepy trying to force a

35:35

friendship upon a wacky red

35:37

headed housewife and her Cuban

35:39

husband Okay. me the first part again. TV

35:42

installation, dude. Larry, the

35:44

cable guy? The cable guy.

35:46

Gets intrusive and creepy trying to force friendship upon a wacky red

35:49

headed housewife, enter Cuban husband. Oh,

35:51

is it just Larry, the cable guy

35:53

loves Lucy? Yeah. The

35:56

cable guy Lucy. Just the cable guy of Yeah. And I I think

35:58

Larry the cable guy is his name, but the The

36:00

show is just called The show the the movie is

36:02

called

36:02

the cable guy. Okay.

36:06

Well, I wish I

36:08

never saw, but, like, you know, you're aware of

36:10

it. Mhmm. And one of those things that

36:12

you're aware of. Yeah. Exactly. Liz lemon struggles

36:14

to produce a live comedy show while sucking

36:17

down raw eggs in preparation for the

36:19

title shot against Apollo Creed.

36:21

What the fuck? Fifty Rocky.

36:24

Fifty Rocky love. What's this?

36:26

What's the show called? Fifty.

36:30

Nope. Fifty. Fifty

36:34

shades of rubbing.

36:39

Sorry. Thirty.

36:42

There it is. Thank

36:48

you. Wrong.

36:51

We gotta be

36:54

something at fifty rock. Nope. Nope.

36:56

I don't think there's It's a

36:58

very big building. I think there might just be

37:01

one address on that block.

37:04

Why would it have a number then? I

37:06

don't there because

37:09

there used to be

37:11

more. Alright. Probably. It is

37:13

just rocky though. It's not like

37:15

Rocky. It's not Rocky. Set up. You got it. Great. Except for

37:17

the numbers. Alright.

37:22

Erodent. We

37:24

dreams of culinary delights -- Uh-huh.

37:26

-- turns to selling marijuana to

37:28

support her two sons and their lavish

37:31

the bourbon lifestyle. Oh, I

37:34

know of that. I've I watched that

37:36

shit. We both did

37:38

did a part Yeah.

37:40

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

37:42

Yeah. We watch that together. We're so

37:44

we're so old. That show was

37:47

that that I mean, we were we were Full

37:49

grown adults. We were we were

37:51

together for a we've been in for

37:54

we were to committed -- Yeah. -- in which one of those

37:56

things is older than the other, do you

37:58

think? I don't remember there was one

38:00

ratatouille. Yes.

38:02

Rata two weeds. Yeah. Rata

38:06

two

38:07

weeds. Rata two weeds. I

38:09

don't know. I

38:12

feel like weeds is older than ratatouille. It is. a

38:14

couple of years. Yeah. Ratatouille came

38:16

out in two thousand's haven't. Yeah.

38:20

Yeah. Well, this was the year

38:22

that they started calling EFA classic Christmas

38:24

movie. I hate it. I

38:27

can't. And I'm like,

38:29

I guess. I was twenty

38:32

years old.

38:35

Hard. Very good. I cried

38:38

like crazy watching ELSE because I was

38:40

downstairs. With the boys. With all the

38:42

kids. Yes. Yeah. And they all sang

38:44

along at the

38:46

part where Santa needs them to sing -- Oh my god. -- to power the

38:48

sled, everybody in the room, all the

38:50

little kitty voices. And I was

38:52

like, the only adult down there, and I

38:54

was like, We're just

39:00

trying not to make

39:01

noise. To track about to,

39:04

like, frighten the chair

39:06

with your man weeping.

39:09

It was so

39:12

cute.

39:12

Oh, that's so kids. Santa

39:15

Claus. There was, like,

39:18

twelve kids down

39:20

there.

39:21

Unprompted. Wait god.

39:26

It will be legend. Wait for it,

39:28

Gary, when I tell you, How

39:30

I happened upon your female birth vessel in the form of

39:33

a love bug Volkswagen that

39:35

returned for another adventure. What?

39:38

You had the first one. Yeah.

39:40

What's the love bug

39:41

Volkswagen? That returned for an

39:44

adventure, herpes. Yeah. What's

39:46

the show? How I

39:48

met your mother.

39:51

This

39:52

is the best

39:56

podcast. No. I met your

39:58

mother. Be the love bug. The

40:00

rides again. Oh. Yeah. This is

40:02

how I met your mother. Be

40:06

rides again. Yep. Good

40:10

god. Looks

40:12

everybody for hanging out with us on another

40:14

podcast for some fucking reason? Yeah.

40:17

Whatever this is. Welcome along. Oh,

40:19

what was it under the

40:22

Jabimba? Were they named the year? Actually,

40:24

the end. I

40:26

don't know who said it, but but somebody was like,

40:28

we have to keep some piece of this

40:30

ship of theseus. That is

40:32

a podcast. Yeah.

40:35

It's like, I guess, they lost

40:37

their yachos. Yeah. Yep.

40:40

There's there's so many bits that have

40:42

gone away. Oh,

40:43

yeah. They can't talk about horses anymore.

40:45

What's happening with your leg? I can't

40:47

with you. I'm stretching my

40:49

hamstring. It's amazing. I

40:55

stretch my hamstring

40:57

like this. I'm doing it right now. I'm touching schedule behind me.

41:00

I'm stretching my hamstring and all I'm doing

41:02

is holding

41:03

my toes toward me.

41:06

Hi. It's a good one.

41:09

1 like,

41:11

making out with

41:14

her knee. Alright,

41:17

everybody. Find wisdom in the

41:20

little things.

41:22

Take a

41:24

grass and just go

41:28

whoa. Whoa.

41:38

Whoa. Grass.

41:41

Just a grass. Feel it in your

41:43

fingers. Feel it

41:45

in your toes. Luvs

41:49

all around. There's Luvs all

41:51

around us. So

41:56

long.