Christmas Amongst the Joshua Trees

Christmas Amongst the Joshua Trees

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0:01

Desert Oracle

0:04

Radio, Oracle Radio.

0:06

of the of the desert. Night

0:09

has fallen on

0:11

the desert on

0:13

on the

0:16

desert on this

0:18

Eve. And we've got some

0:20

big And we've

0:22

got some big news

0:25

from Anatolia, modern day

0:27

turkey. Where archaeologists

0:29

say they have found

0:32

the tomb of St.

0:34

Nicholas. St. Nicholas

0:36

Old St. Nick

0:38

better known as

0:40

Santa Claus It's all

0:42

over the all it must be true. it

0:46

must be true But

0:48

if you've seen this

0:50

news in recent days

0:53

days and dig back for

0:55

the actual source news news

0:57

article it turns out

0:59

this story is seven

1:02

or eight years old or

1:04

eight years old and has

1:06

recently found a

1:09

new audience online. online and

1:11

been made popular renew

1:13

popular who people who don't

1:16

know what the day and

1:18

day, and year means at

1:20

the top of a news article. But

1:23

that's all That's all

1:25

right if it's right of

1:27

its old news. Christmas

1:30

itself is all is old

1:32

all. after all. That's why

1:34

we love it. love it.

1:36

Because ancient

1:38

and beautiful. beautiful. The

1:40

time The time for

1:43

walks walks and the

1:45

cold night, just the

1:47

sound of your boats

1:49

crunching through the the snow.

1:53

So I just want to

1:55

talk to you about it

1:58

for a minute The Guardian

2:00

the news paper put out

2:03

this article that starts off

2:05

saying the news of finding

2:08

Saint Nicholas's tomb in the

2:10

very church name for him

2:13

and in accord with centuries

2:15

of tradition has quote dashed

2:18

the hopes of millions of

2:20

children in quote who wrote

2:23

that well the names

2:25

right there on the miserable

2:27

article but I'm not going

2:30

to dignify it by saying

2:33

it on the radio, because

2:35

radio signals travel forever into

2:38

space. And that's a kind

2:40

of immortality. I don't know

2:43

if this is in the

2:45

style book at The Guardian,

2:48

but saints are not expected

2:50

to be physically alive for

2:53

thousands of years. They die

2:55

as we all do. Even

2:58

if, like Elijah being

3:01

taken up by the

3:03

Lord, into the strange

3:06

skies above, they are

3:08

dead for all practical

3:10

purposes, no longer living

3:13

here on earth as

3:15

human mortal beings. Saints

3:18

are not vampires. They

3:20

live, they die. and

3:22

their spirit lives on

3:25

here on earth, where

3:27

they intercede in the

3:30

affairs of men and

3:32

women just like in

3:35

the old times, the

3:37

ancient days. Children should

3:39

not have their hopes

3:42

dashed by the Guardian

3:44

newspaper. Luckily, no one

3:47

under 45 years old

3:49

or so has ever...

3:51

seen or heard of

3:54

the Manchester Guardian, nor

3:56

any other newspaper. Besides,

4:00

I I saw

4:02

a scientific reconstruction of

4:04

the living face of

4:06

St. Nicholas. of St. Nicholas.

4:08

But a jolly old man with

4:10

a white beard, what do you

4:12

know, a new study proves it. Go

4:14

ahead and enjoy your Christmas ahead and enjoy

4:17

your Christmas holiday. Let the

4:19

kids out of their rooms.

4:22

Let them come out for

4:24

Christmas morning to unwrap their

4:27

steam gift cards or whatever.

4:31

Maybe a BB gun. Or

4:33

a nice new shovel. a

4:35

nice new shovel. Every kid

4:37

loves a shovel can go they

4:40

can go outside and try

4:42

it out by the

4:44

the snow out of the driveway.

4:58

If you've listened to this

5:00

radio show for any length

5:02

of for any length of time, you

5:05

know you know just

5:07

just love to gather

5:09

the signs and

5:11

wonders of our time

5:14

like a crow gathering shiny treasures?

5:16

to take back to the

5:18

home site. You

5:23

might remember that exactly five

5:25

years ago, the American Great the

5:27

was in the midst of

5:29

a good old in the midst

5:31

UFO flap. regional

5:33

UFO flap. Mass

5:36

sightings, mass confusion,

5:38

nonstop news reports,

5:40

baffled officials. officials.

5:43

and very very little

5:45

in the way of

5:48

evidence people's own own stories,

5:50

their own experiences. The

5:52

gossipy spread of which leads

5:54

spread of which go out

5:57

to go out looking for the

5:59

drama. And now you've got all the

6:01

people who never pay any attention

6:03

to the night sky in the

6:06

first place. Standing

6:09

outside looking up

6:11

in wonder. So

6:14

every common helicopter

6:16

and small plane, real

6:18

estate agent drone,

6:20

distant satellite, airport

6:23

bound airliner is baffling

6:25

and unfamiliar. And of course

6:27

there are the videos

6:29

everybody sees on their phones

6:31

or on the local

6:33

news segment. And

6:35

it utterly obscures whatever

6:37

might really be happening. And

6:41

whether we are

6:44

speaking of the

6:46

mystery drone wave

6:48

of 2019 and

6:50

very early 2020

6:52

over the American

6:55

Great Plains or

6:57

the December 2024

6:59

New Jersey mystery

7:01

drones mystery. We're

7:09

unlikely to be

7:11

talking about human -shaped

7:13

space aliens and little

7:15

spaceships just doing

7:17

recon over cornfields or

7:19

over suburban New

7:21

Jersey. It's

7:25

as unlikely as

7:27

Dunkin Donuts Corporation

7:29

dropping off Christmas

7:31

treats to every

7:33

household in the

7:35

garden state by

7:37

drone. But

7:39

there's still a mystery to it all.

7:41

And the funny thing about this

7:43

sort of mystery is that it's never

7:45

ever resolved, never solved. It's

7:48

all going to last

7:50

a few more weeks like

7:52

in the Colorado Plains

7:54

mystery drone wave. And then

7:56

all we'll have are

7:58

the memories. If

8:00

you're interested look on

8:02

your podcast player for

8:04

our October 30th episode

8:06

from the our October 30th from

8:09

the year 20 and

8:12

20 The Great Conjunction.

8:14

Desert Oracle Radio.

8:32

Sometimes these mass visions

8:34

are a sign,

8:36

a warning of

8:39

something sinister come. Well that

8:41

was the case with the Great

8:43

Plains that was

8:45

the case with because

8:47

Mystery Drones, because

8:49

exactly as the

8:51

increasingly menacing, often

8:53

triangular, Great Plains

8:55

visitors visitors were their

8:57

strange, coordinated, low

8:59

-altitude nighttime scans

9:01

of the farmland

9:04

below. of the farmland

9:06

below, while brilliant

9:08

hovered high overhead.

9:11

hovered high overhead. Right

9:13

as all that was

9:15

happening a Right as

9:17

all that was happening, a

9:19

sinister virus the into the

9:21

urban population of Wuhan

9:23

in China. A

9:26

virus, it was originally claimed

9:28

that was delivered unto

9:31

us by a unto us by

9:33

a bat. As increasingly

9:36

frustrated and nerve -wracked law

9:38

enforcement officials in Colorado

9:40

feel officials in

9:43

Colorado fielded for

9:46

the for the

9:48

strange invaders. invaders

9:50

over farm and field.

9:56

Too many times in our

9:59

over explained and disenchanted

10:01

world, we demand some

10:03

simple answer, something chat-GPT

10:06

can spit out. Basic,

10:08

and maybe even half

10:11

correct. Were the mystery

10:13

drones over the American

10:16

Great Plains? In late

10:18

November and December of

10:21

2019 connected in some

10:23

provable, legally actionable action

10:26

to the... simultaneous panic

10:28

and spread of COVID-19

10:31

in China, a disease

10:34

that would reach American

10:36

shores a few weeks

10:39

later, just as the

10:41

final mystery drones faded

10:44

from our skies and

10:46

our attention spans. false

10:49

language that fills the

10:51

newspaper articles and bad

10:54

faith arguments and general

10:56

discourse as they call

10:59

it on Twitter or

11:01

blue sky the Twitter

11:04

knockoff for people with

11:06

too many college degrees

11:09

and too many personality

11:11

disorders discourse now that

11:14

the year of 2024

11:16

is coming to a

11:19

close some of the

11:21

worst language ticks of

11:24

our time and Banish

11:26

them forever so that

11:29

we might speak more

11:32

honestly And have less

11:34

reason to immediately dismiss

11:37

what another person says

11:39

to us So I

11:42

posted this I said

11:44

There are a number

11:47

of evil, empty, last-decade

11:49

phrases that must be

11:52

left behind when the

11:54

new year arrives, halfway

11:57

through the 2020s. Let's

12:00

start with circling

12:02

back. Please add

12:04

other evil empty

12:06

phrases that must

12:09

also be removed

12:11

from public life.

12:13

And some of

12:15

the responses were

12:17

as follows. Legacy

12:19

Media. Unless that's

12:21

the name of

12:23

a company, let's

12:25

please stop saying.

12:27

Legacy Media doesn't

12:30

mean anything. The

12:32

CNN manages a

12:34

few tens of

12:36

thousands of viewers

12:38

nationwide while a

12:40

podcaster who is

12:42

not legacy media

12:44

is the most

12:46

listened to broadcaster

12:48

in the English

12:51

language. Someone

12:57

suggests we

12:59

permanently retire

13:01

the word

13:03

workflow. Someone

13:05

else suggests

13:07

grind set.

13:09

And the

13:11

journalist Jack

13:14

Schaefer nominates,

13:16

I Hear

13:18

You. Also

13:20

on the

13:22

list, Impactful.

13:25

What does that

13:27

mean? Are your

13:30

wisdom teeth bothering

13:32

you? My truth?

13:35

There's no such

13:38

thing. There's measurable

13:40

truth, and there's

13:43

opinion. Unpack? We're

13:45

not referring to

13:48

removing items from

13:50

luggage or boxes.

13:55

Green energy, that usually means scraping

13:57

every living thing. from thousands

13:59

of acres of

14:01

pristine wilderness to

14:03

build industrial electricity

14:05

factories that will

14:07

soon be toxic

14:09

electricity a forever that

14:11

will soon be toxic ruins

14:14

upon a forever

14:16

destroyed An abundance of

14:18

caution, we're also cancelling that

14:20

phrase. caution, we're also canceling

14:23

that phrase, an abundance

14:25

of caution, touching base.

14:30

unless you're playing baseball. playing

14:32

baseball. And that's

14:34

a referee call.

14:36

Re-upbing sounds like

14:39

something like were people

14:41

were doing in the

14:43

bathroom of of Studio 54 in

14:45

1979. Anything Anything

14:48

described as iconic, that's

14:50

not a not portrait in

14:52

an orthodox... in an

14:54

orthodox church. Oh, don't

14:57

forget. Clap back. No,

14:59

no back, what are you,

15:01

bunch of marine world

15:04

seals? are you? A

15:06

bunch of marine

15:08

world is

15:10

Desert Oracle

15:12

is Desert Oracle

15:14

Blue, Black,

15:16

Silver. seasonal

15:19

soundscapes by

15:23

red, those

15:25

are all pretty good choices, thanks.

15:28

to everybody who

15:30

made a suggestion.

15:32

Of course, the

15:34

worst offenders Of course,

15:36

the worst offenders will... in

15:40

entities at you, so it's

15:42

up you so it's up to

15:44

you to correct them as

15:46

you would with with a puppy.

15:48

You're trying to house

15:51

train. Don't do that.

15:53

Here's a treat. Most

15:59

of These words and

16:01

phrases phrases are corporate and only

16:04

use to fill the

16:06

empty spaces. to fill the

16:08

empty spaces and zoom

16:11

meetings and other empty

16:13

conversations. Just ask people

16:16

what they mean. If

16:18

your colleague at the

16:21

AI company says she's

16:23

raw dogging the spreadsheet,

16:26

ask for an explanation.

16:30

Generally, the person won't

16:32

have any idea what

16:34

it means what something picked

16:36

up from social media up from

16:38

show or a or whatever. on

16:40

Hulu or whatever. Raw dogging,

16:42

by the way, is by the way, is

16:45

a term you don't want to have

16:47

to explain to anybody. anybody, especially not

16:49

at a work meeting. Or

16:51

over Christmas dinner with all

16:54

the little kids suddenly listening

16:56

with great attention. Your

17:01

crusade against the empty

17:03

jargon of therapy rooms

17:06

is good for everyone

17:08

is good we speak plainly,

17:11

when speak plainly,

17:13

lightly, but with conviction,

17:15

and don't speak at

17:17

all when we don't

17:19

need to, we make

17:21

life better for everybody

17:23

for all. Once you

17:25

Once you point out circle

17:27

back like what a

17:29

toilet does in Australia, does in

17:32

will avoid the phrase

17:34

out of shame. will avoid

17:36

the phrase out of

17:39

shame. Unless also, stop

17:41

saying hay is a

17:43

saying hey

17:46

or a

17:48

business or

17:50

professional salutation. Hay is

17:53

is for horses. These

18:30

are I think

18:33

I know His

18:35

house is in

18:38

the village though

18:40

He will not

18:43

see me stopping

18:45

here to watch

18:48

his woods

18:50

fill up

18:52

with snow

18:54

My little

18:56

horse think

18:58

it it stop

19:00

without a without

19:02

a farmhouse between

19:04

the woods the woods

19:07

and frozen lake? The

19:10

darkest evening of

19:12

the year. He

19:14

gives his harness

19:16

bells a shake

19:18

to ask if

19:20

there is some

19:22

mistake. The

19:25

only other sounds

19:27

the sweep of

19:30

easy wind and

19:32

downy flight. The

19:34

woods are lovely

19:36

dark and deep,

19:38

but I have

19:40

promises to keep.

19:42

And miles to

19:44

go before I

19:46

have promises to

19:48

keep. And miles

19:51

to go before

19:53

I sleep. and

19:55

miles to go

19:57

before I sleep.

20:00

Stopping

20:02

by woods

20:06

on a

20:09

snowy evening

20:12

by snowy

20:16

evening by

20:19

Robert Frost.

20:25

Written down one hundred

20:27

and two ago ago

20:29

broke over the

20:32

snowy Vermont Vermont woods

20:34

where Frost lived and

20:36

tried to keep food

20:38

on the table from

20:40

freelance writing and not

20:42

really knowing how to

20:44

be a farmer. Now

20:56

let us hear

20:59

from another giant

21:01

of American verse,

21:04

Henry Letsworth Longfellow

21:06

of Portland, Maine,

21:09

with his poem

21:12

called Christmas Bells,

21:14

written by Longfellow

21:17

on Christmas Day,

21:19

of the year 18 and

21:22

63. and

21:24

first published two years

21:27

later in 18 and

21:29

65. Christmas

21:58

Day. their

22:02

old familiar carols

22:05

play and wild

22:08

and sweet the

22:11

words repeat of

22:14

peace on earth

22:17

goodwill to men

22:20

been thought how

22:23

as the day

22:25

had been thought

22:28

how as the

22:31

day had come

22:34

belfries of all

22:37

Christian dumb and

22:40

rolled along the

22:43

unbroken song of

22:46

peace on earth

22:48

goodwill to men

22:51

till ringing singing

22:54

on its way

22:57

the world revolved

23:01

night today

23:03

a voice

23:05

a chime

23:07

a chant

23:09

sublime of

23:11

peace on

23:13

earth goodwill

23:15

to men

23:17

then from

23:19

each black

23:21

a cursed

23:23

mouth the

23:25

cannon thundered

23:27

in the

23:32

And with the

23:35

sound the carols

23:38

drowned of peace

23:41

on earth, goodwill

23:44

to men. It

23:46

was as if

23:49

an earthquake rent.

23:52

The hearth stones

23:55

of a continent.

23:58

forlorn the households

24:01

peace

24:03

on of peace

24:06

on earth, goodwill

24:09

to men. An

24:12

in my

24:15

head I

24:18

bowed my head. There

24:20

is no

24:22

peace on earth

24:25

peace on earth, I said.

24:28

For is strong

24:30

and mocks the

24:32

song mocks the peace

24:34

on Of peace on will

24:36

to men will to

24:38

men. peeled the

24:41

bells more loud

24:43

and deep more loud

24:45

is not dead

24:47

nor doth he

24:49

sleep not dead nor

24:52

wrong shall

24:54

fail, The

24:57

right prevail

25:00

peace on on earth,

25:02

good will to

25:04

men From

25:18

envoy to Zyzex

25:20

broadcasting across the

25:22

great Mojave Wilderness.

25:25

This is Desert

25:27

Oracle Radio with

25:29

seasonal soundscapes by

25:32

Red Blue Black

25:35

our website

25:37

at DesertOracle .com

25:39

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25:41

our to our

25:43

who keep

25:46

the show keep

25:48

this show running.

25:50

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25:52

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25:54

Patreon at Patriot.com./desert oracle

25:57

while rain and and

25:59

even Some snow

26:01

is forecast for Christmas

26:03

Day, depending on where

26:05

you are in the

26:08

American West and what

26:10

altitude and etc. The

26:12

Mojave Desert has been

26:14

just beautiful these last

26:16

weeks of December. And

26:18

I expect the Great

26:20

Basin will be cold

26:22

and bright when I

26:24

get up to the

26:26

eastern Sierra in a

26:28

few days. Wherever you

26:30

are this Christmas week.

26:32

I hope you get

26:34

outside and get some

26:36

fresh air, beautiful vistas,

26:38

and long walks. I'll

26:40

take a half-day walk

26:42

up and around the

26:44

desert foot hills over

26:46

just about anything. Nature's

26:49

Gift. Christmas present from

26:51

the Creator. The

26:54

prettiest winter holiday I can

26:56

recall was right up there

26:59

by the Black Rock Canyon

27:01

Campground Joshua Tree National Park

27:03

a couple of years ago

27:05

When my kids were still

27:07

little and no video game

27:10

could compete with Fresh fallen

27:12

snow Joshua trees and their

27:14

juniper friends never looked so

27:16

pretty as when coated with

27:19

new snow the ground all

27:21

white all white all around

27:24

Other than the little paw

27:26

prince of various small creatures

27:28

who've already explored the brilliant

27:30

new morning landscape We hiked

27:32

around before long we were

27:34

throwing snowballs at each other

27:36

Now and then those pictures

27:38

pop up on my phone

27:40

in the passage of time

27:42

hits me like an ice

27:44

ball thrown by a five-year-old

27:46

just discovering his own strength

27:48

While the dog runs past

27:50

again passed again Good

27:52

night and Merry Christmas from the

27:55

Voice of the Desert.

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