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off your first box. Dexter,
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a fawn -coloured French bulldog, lives
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with his human in an
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apartment in New York City. But
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Dexter has another life
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his human knows nothing
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about. He is
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the famous detective Dexter.
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Every morning Dexter hops onto the
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fire escape where he keeps an
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office. His trusty assistant,
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a Pomeranian named Peanut, is
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always early and there is
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always a line of city
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dogs who need help. Today,
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Dexter and Peanut worked
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three cases. They
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helped a Chihuahua find her tail. That
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one was rather quick as her tail was
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right behind her the whole time. Then
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they helped a lost kitten find
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her way home. And
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finally, they helped Abishon track down
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a bulldog who had stolen her
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bags of cookies at the park. Now
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it was time for Dexter's
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dinner party. He
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had invited ten dogs, including
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himself and Peanut. He
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prepared the dinner. Ground
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lamb, mashed sweet
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potatoes and a vegetable medley.
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Brussels sprouts, a Dexter favourite.
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Spinach and asparagus. Everyone
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arrived on time and the
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whole night was going off
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without a hitch. With every
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morsel of dinner devoured, the
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time for dessert had come. Dexter
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brings out a cake. The
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dogs are eager
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to try it. Dexter
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too, until he
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cuts into the cake
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and finds that
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there's something in the
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middle. What on
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earth? Dexter pulls
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the cake apart in two
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big pieces and looks inside.
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Jane, the cocker spaniel
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nearly falls over. Fluffy. Jane
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stares down at the stuffed
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animal that has been baked
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into Dexter's cake. Someone's killed
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my stuffy fluffy. A stuffy
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named Fluffy? How original. I
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am so sorry for your
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loss, Jane. And for
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my cake, which... did not
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come out the way I planned. Tastes
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great to me, Jax. Jerry, how
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can you eat at a time like
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this? What? We'll
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get this at home. I'm
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eating every morsel. My own brother
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betraying Fluffy. All the dogs take
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bites of the cake. One
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dog, a yokey, quickly gets
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up. Where do you think
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you're going? We, Felix, please,
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sit. Felix does as he's
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told. Jax. You have to help
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me. Who killed my Fluffy?
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Well, only the dogs here
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knew I was having a party. So
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only those here knew I would
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be preparing a cake for dessert.
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My signature. And
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so it appears the
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culprit is at this very
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table. No
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getting out now. Peanut
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scans every dog's
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face. But no one
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looks guilty. They all
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look innocent, boss. Whoever
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did it is a good
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actor. Hmm, we. Let's
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see. Petunia was
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at the groomer today. A
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fresh cut. Aldo, you
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were at the pasta shop all day. We
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passed by on our way home and I saw
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you measuring flour. Tina and
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Timmy, you were at your human's
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Broadway rehearsal, as you've talked about
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it all night. Quite
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innocently, I might add. Felix,
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while you did try to escape, I
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know you well and I do not believe you
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have it in you to harm a stuffed animal.
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Jane would never harm her own,
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which leaves Jerry and
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Bridget. Don't
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even look at me to think
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you would try to blame me.
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Well, you've got fresh carrot shavings
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under your claws. That cake
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was waiting for the oven. Now
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Dexter might bake a great cake, but
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he makes a mess. Maybe you
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stepped in it after you took Fluffy
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and dropped him in. Rock carrots
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are my daily snack. I
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chew them and yes, I use a
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paw and a claw. It's my
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own carrot, no analysis. But you do
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live next door to Jane and
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Jerry. We are maybe else, yes. So
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you could have easily gotten into
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their apartment and taken Fluffy. Then come
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just across the street here and
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dropped him into my cake as I
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turned my back to check the
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oven. I suppose they could have, but
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why? I don't have anything against
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a stuffy. Good question. Perhaps,
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Envy, you
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do not have a stuffy
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yourself, do you? No. Or perhaps,
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because Jane is your best
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friend, but she preferred the stuffy's
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company to yours on many
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occasions. She drags that thing everywhere.
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Whoa! It seems
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fluffy was not where liked. Not
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at all. In fact, the
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only dog would dislike him more
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than me. Was Jerry? That was
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no secret. Perhaps not. But
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it makes it all the more interesting. Dexter
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looks around at his dinner
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guests. I see
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it now. See what?
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Jane and her stuffy,
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fluffy, were best friends. Jerry,
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her brother, was annoyed by the
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stuffy. And Bridget, Jane's
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best friend, was jealous of
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it. So they worked
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together to destroy it. but to
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maintain their innocence, or
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so they thought. We are
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all friends here, but perhaps
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some of us take advantage of that. No
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one liked the stuffy. Jane
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talked about him all the time,
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brought him almost everywhere, so it
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was not just one of you. It
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was all of you. Bridget,
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you took Fluffy from the apartment after
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Jerry let you in. You handed
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it off to Petunia, who was on her
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way to the groomer. and would pass by
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Aldo at the pasta shop. Tina
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and Timmy were supposed to take it,
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but rehearsal ran late and the shop was
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closed by the time they arrived. Which
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left Aldo to give it to
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Felix to take to my apartment, sneak
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in and throw it into the
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cank. Felix, you've
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been doing quite a bit of work for
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Aldo lately. Perhaps he caught
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you eating pasta from the plates
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in the shop. This saw
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still remains on your bottom lip
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and saw instead of getting
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you into trouble He feeds you
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whatever you like, but you
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work for him in return So
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Jane your fluffy had not
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one culprit, but all and while
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we cannot single any one
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of you out I do believe
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it was Jerry who first
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proposed to get rid of the
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stuffy. Oh Jerry Things
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stared at me all the time.
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Those beady little eyes. I was
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sick of it. No more. He
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had to go. And Jane
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never stopped talking about that stuffy. What
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he did, where he was. What
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he told her. It's a stuffy.
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They do not speak. Well, now he
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can rest in peace. Just like
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our friendship. Sorry, Jane. They
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dragged me into it. He was so
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cute. Lot of drool on him, but
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so cute. I think they have some
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new ones at the store on the
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corner. No one can replace my Fluffy,
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but I suppose my friends will make
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it up to me with a
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new stuffy. That seems fair. I
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think that should be considered. No
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way. I have to agree. Well
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then, Bridget, no more carrots for
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you. Didn't think of that, did
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you? I give you your snack. And
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you, Jerry, you love your
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peanut butter filled bones, don't you? I'll
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make sure we never have one in
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the house again. OK, we have gone
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to revenge. And
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Felix, you will get me
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that new stuffy first thing tomorrow. I
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can do that. We'll just get
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rid of that one, too. Jerry, please.
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I do not want to have to call the dog police
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on you. You can bet if they do it again,
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I'll make the call myself. Jane
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stumps off. The rest
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of the dogs pack together and leave. Dexter
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and Peanut are left with
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the cake covered fluffy. What
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do we do with it? In
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the garbage he goes. Can we eat
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the last few bites of the cake? We
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cannot let it go to waste. That's
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exactly what I was
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thinking.
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