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You Today for Monday, March 17th,

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goes to 32-year-old Jethan Gilder of Houston,

2:30

Texas. Now, full disclosure, this story happened

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a couple of weeks ago, but the

2:35

reason I'm bringing this up now is

2:37

because I need an update. Okay, I

2:39

need to know what happened to

2:41

these $769,000 hearings that Jethan allegedly robbed

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from Tiffany and Company jewelry. Now let

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the record show this story happened in

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Florida. Orlando to be exact but since

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Jethan isn't from Florida I'm not

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going to put this on y'all sunshine

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state but just know Jethan was down

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there for just a little while and

2:59

he participated in some Florida foolishness okay

3:01

now according to an arrest affidavit reviewed

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by CBS News Jethan presented Jason pretended

3:05

to represent a professional basketball player. Okay,

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he went in there cos playing as

3:09

rich Paul and he told staff that

3:11

his name was Sean and he was

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negotiating a sale on behalf of a

3:16

player on the Orlando Magic basketball team.

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By the way, he picked the right

3:20

team because I guarantee you people in

3:22

Orlando can't name more than one player on

3:24

the magic. Okay, I know Apollo Buncharo, better

3:26

not say his name too loud because Trump

3:29

will try to have him deported. I know,

3:31

uh, contagious, Caldwell, Pope, but that's because he

3:33

played for the ladies and nuggets and one

3:35

rings with both. I believe Cole Anthony plays

3:38

for the Magic, and the white dude who's

3:40

been winning the dunking, he plays for the

3:42

Magic, and the white dude who's been winning

3:44

the dunk contest, who's been winning the dunking,

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he's on the team, like, a little, just

3:49

when it's around all-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the Yes, so if you're

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going to say you represent a player on

3:53

an NBA team, the magic is a safe

3:55

bet. Okay, it won't be too many questions

3:57

asked. Where did the story go from there

3:59

though? Well, let's go to Fox 35

4:01

or Lando for the report, please.

4:04

Here is the x-ray. You're

4:06

looking at just over 13

4:09

carrots of diamonds inside Jathan

4:11

Gilder's stomach. That's almost $800,000.

4:13

Video shows the 32-year-old checking

4:16

out the Tiffany-in-co jewels at

4:18

the Mall of Millennia Wednesday

4:20

before snatching two pairs of

4:23

earrings and booking it. trying

4:27

to stop him from leaving

4:29

the store. OPD says he

4:31

made it to a car

4:33

and was headed for Texas

4:35

when F.H.P. arrested him in

4:38

Washington County. That's when troopers

4:40

say he swallowed the stolen

4:42

goods. From swipes to smash

4:44

and grabs, record show Gilder

4:46

has been arrested multiple times

4:48

for theft. Rings to Rolex's,

4:50

the target always expensive jewelry.

4:52

This man really tried to turn

4:54

himself into a human safe deposit

4:56

box. Okay, Jathan, this isn't what

4:58

the kids have in mind when

5:00

they say you ate that. Okay,

5:02

this man swallowed a pair of

5:04

$769,000 earrings. Look. I don't understand

5:06

why people go this hard pretending,

5:08

okay? If you're going to go

5:10

out of your way to pretend

5:12

to be someone who represents an

5:14

NBA player, come up with a

5:17

celebrity scheme, know where you're going,

5:19

know what you're going, know what

5:21

you're going, know what you're going, know

5:23

what you're going to say when you get

5:25

there. If you can do all of that,

5:27

then you can go fill out a job

5:30

application, okay? You can come up with a

5:32

business plan, right? It's that simple for me,

5:34

okay? to just be a lazy bum with

5:36

no drive. But it's another to have the

5:39

drive, but spend that time doing something dumb.

5:41

Now the reason I'm bringing this story

5:43

up again is because I need to

5:45

know how it ended. Okay, yeah, I

5:47

know he was charged with grand theft

5:49

in the first degree and robbery with

5:51

a mask. I know he was charged

5:53

in an air identical robbery from a

5:56

Tiffany and company store back in 2022.

5:58

I know he is being held on

6:00

four. separate failure to appear warrants,

6:02

but how did this story end?

6:04

See, wise elders in my life

6:06

have told me in regards to

6:08

trouble, this too shall pass, and

6:10

that applies to your bows as

6:13

well. Okay, see there is no

6:15

such thing as a successful crime

6:17

when your escape plan involves digestion.

6:19

When a man turns himself into

6:21

a walking, talking treasure chest by

6:23

swallowing over $700,000 in jewelry, you

6:26

just have to wait for nature

6:28

to take his course and I

6:30

got questions. Who was the detective

6:32

assigned to this case that had

6:34

to wait to collect the evidence?

6:36

Do the errands go back to Tiffany's

6:38

and can you completely wash fecal

6:40

matter off diamonds? If I see

6:42

those diamonds in the case and

6:45

say those diamonds are the sh- Guess what?

6:47

Whether I know it or not?

6:49

I mean that literally. Okay, digging

6:51

through this man's feces, the collectest

6:53

evidence is the worst treza hunt

6:55

ever! Will these diamonds cut this man's

6:57

bonky when he poops him out?

7:00

Will Tiffany's get their merchandise back

7:02

and label it lightly used in

7:04

prison? Will his nickname be Little

7:06

Jewelry Box or Bling Bling But?

7:09

And if he doesn't tell other

7:11

inmates those diamonds not in him

7:13

anymore, how many inmates going to

7:15

want to go on a treasure

7:18

hunt of their own? Now that

7:20

they need another reason to get

7:22

in your ass in jail. I

7:24

have so many questions that

7:27

need answers and

7:29

I will be

7:31

here patiently waiting

7:33

on updates. In

7:35

the meantime, please

7:38

give Jason Guilder

7:40

the sweet sounds

7:42

of the Hamilton's.

7:47

It's never that serious. But I do

7:49

have questions. Update me, please.

7:51

Well, I don't know if you realize,

7:53

but people can swallow a lot of

7:55

things and it actually poops out. I know

7:57

this. In my book, Real Life, Real

7:59

Love. We talk about the time my daughter

8:01

ate a penny. And I had to do

8:04

the same thing. She had, she pooped out

8:06

like not, you know, she pooped. So every

8:08

time you poop, you gotta go through the

8:11

pamper. And I had to go through each

8:13

pamper to see if I found that penny.

8:15

But that's your daughter. And after the 11th

8:17

time I found that penny. But when I

8:20

called the doctor to see if she would

8:22

actually pass it, it was like, yeah, people

8:24

passed all types of things. Swallow the penny,

8:26

I'm sure by accident. This is a grown-ass

8:29

man who went to go swallow diamonds

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on purpose. You wouldn't, you wouldn't

8:33

fish it out? I got questions.

8:35

I want to know how this,

8:37

I want to know how it

8:39

ended. There's more to the store.

8:41

700,000. It looks like it's 200,000.

8:43

Yeah, all right. I wouldn't fish

8:45

it out. And if it ain't

8:47

coming out, we're gonna open it.

8:49

then to go in the stomach.

8:51

Now let it out the butt.

8:53

Yeah. You probably give them all

8:55

types of laxatives and just let

8:57

it. You just wait there by the

9:00

hole? Would you wait by the hole?

9:02

Would you do it? Which I'm saying,

9:04

would you wait by the hole? Would

9:06

you? I'm saying, would you, I'm laughing

9:08

you with a simple question. Would you

9:10

wait by the hole? Would you wait

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by the hole? No, I'm not. I

9:15

don't want to say. But a hazmat

9:17

suit, come on. You got to catch

9:19

it. You're going to catch it.

9:21

All right, what are you talking

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about? No, I'm doing okay in

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life. I'm doing great. I'm doing

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great as well. I'm doing great

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as well. I'm going to still

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