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I'm vanilla baby. All right, hour
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two of the Donna and Steve
0:04
show. He said vanilla so quickly.
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I have a question for you,
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because I think it's important
0:11
that as co-hosts we always get
0:13
to know each other more. Okay.
0:15
Did you like Neapolitan
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ice cream? No. I mean, if I
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was out of wedding and it was
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put in front of me, you'd
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probably take a bite. Don't you
0:25
enjoy that in the same carton?
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are three different flavors
0:30
of ice cream. Strawberry,
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chocolate, and vanilla. And it
0:34
doesn't feel like it would
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all play nicely together,
0:39
but it really, really does. And
0:41
actually, the ice cream soup
0:43
that it turns into in the
0:45
end is pretty cool as well.
0:48
Cool. Come on. Okay, this is
0:50
how Steve's brain works. He
0:52
hears a song and he
0:54
heard the word vanilla in
0:56
it and then he starts
0:58
thinking of ice cream and
1:00
then other flavors that go
1:02
well together and then he
1:04
feels the urge to share it
1:06
with all of us. You should then
1:08
feel the urge to ask a
1:11
follow-up question, keep it going. No,
1:13
I like cake! But only one
1:15
kind. I just discovered
1:17
this about myself. Ice
1:19
cream cake. Oh, I like that one too.
1:21
Okay, I like it. All right, wait,
1:24
butter cream, something with butter
1:26
cream. You're never going to
1:28
guess. It's the same one that
1:31
Bradley loves. And now I am a
1:33
lover. It is the best cake
1:35
I've ever had in my life. What
1:37
is it? It's a princess tort.
1:39
Oh, yes. Is that not the
1:41
best cake you've ever had?
1:44
It's an incredible cake. I
1:46
would like to have some of that
1:48
now. Hang on princess. An intern
1:50
would call a princess tort
1:52
factory and they'd bring it
1:55
over to us. Willette Bakery
1:57
in Anoka. Oh my god. Is
1:59
Willette? up in Anoka I think
2:02
so I think there's there might
2:04
be many locations yes the princess
2:06
tort it is a willets all-time
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favorite raspberry and Bavarian cream layered
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with Genois which is egg-rich golden
2:14
cake and wrapped in pastel almond
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marzapan I love it available as
2:18
a whole cake or by the
2:21
slice How much is a slice?
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Because I see $65 for the
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cake. Why is cake so expensive?
2:28
Well, everything's expensive right now. Well,
2:30
I guess it's also an art
2:32
form. Yeah. Yeah. What do they
2:35
say? You can have your cake
2:37
and eat it too? No, not
2:40
that one. Because you can't. Something
2:42
about... Maybe this is just what
2:44
contractors say, not bakers. Does it
2:47
work though? You can either get
2:49
fat... Wait, you can either get
2:51
fast and cheap or slow and
2:54
expensive. No, that's probably not it.
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Doesn't matter. Erase that last 30
2:58
seconds from everyone's memory. Here, wait,
3:01
here's a clean-in. Yes, that Princess
3:03
Tort looks good. 65 bucks, though,
3:06
for the whole thing, that's... That's
3:08
worth it. I'd pay that before
3:10
I bought a concert ticket for
3:13
that much. We'll get to that
3:15
later. Coming up at 11 o'clock.
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Donna... Vent's are too expensive. You
3:20
know? You want to do it
3:22
right now? No, I mean, we
3:24
can. You want to? Music, he,
3:27
kind of, tickety. Okay, here's the
3:29
thing. I'm trying to get tickets
3:32
to a show, and I refuse
3:34
to pay $168 to this show.
3:36
This is to see John Milaney.
3:39
Yeah, I'm not paying $168. I'll
3:41
put his HBO special on for
3:43
free. Is it $168 resale, like
3:46
on a resale site? No, it's
3:48
on the venue site. Wow, can
3:50
you get a cheaper ticket? That
3:53
is the cheapest right now. Really?
3:55
Now I would pay $85 for
3:58
a ticket. I'm not paying... 185
4:01
for one ticket
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you know what though Donna no
4:06
I'm no I'm not but you
4:08
don't know it's just I'm not
4:10
gonna ain't gonna happen not
4:12
gonna do it okay come on
4:15
Donna I mean
4:17
parents out there like
4:19
oh suck it up Buttercup
4:21
we spent $168 two trips through
4:23
a drive -through with the minivan full
4:25
of people okay but I am
4:27
a one income household
4:29
but you're a one mouth to feed
4:31
household you're a one shirt to buy
4:33
household you're a one plane ticket to
4:35
buy household need I go on no
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but we all make our choices right I understand
4:41
but everything's expensive everything's
4:43
expensive it's no
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out of principle I
4:47
also feel personally I
4:49
personally believe some people
4:51
don't have maps I feel like
4:53
property taxes are way too
4:55
expensive they're just gonna tax us
4:57
all out of our homes
4:59
it's ridiculous but let
5:02
me just tell you this
5:04
the actor Brian Cox who's
5:06
you know usually just calls it
5:08
the way he sees it he's like
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a thousand dollars for a ticket
5:12
to see Denzel Washington and Jake
5:14
Gyllenhaal perform in a cello he's
5:17
like that is not okay that's
5:19
ridiculous he's calling
5:21
out these more expensive tickets now
5:23
I believe you could get cheaper tickets
5:25
and there's like student rates and things like
5:27
that but he's like first of all
5:29
Jake Gyllenhaal isn't even that great in
5:31
this thing Brian Cox said this he
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said let's see
5:36
he heard that
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Jake Gyllenhaal's performance
5:41
is not particularly wonderful
5:43
is what he said
5:45
wow he said a friend of mine
5:47
said they couldn't believe it they
5:49
paid a fortune and he said it's
5:51
just wrong the balance is wrong
5:53
because it puts the theater in a
5:55
whole different place it's not affordable and
5:58
in the theater I think should
6:00
be for everyone, not just
6:02
rich people. It would be
6:04
nice if they capped it. Yeah,
6:06
you know. A hundred bucks.
6:08
Max ticket. Yeah. It just
6:11
seems very unfair. I hear
6:13
that, but the trouble is
6:15
when you sell all the
6:17
tickets at the high price. Yeah,
6:20
because people keep paying
6:22
for him, which is where I
6:24
take a stance. So
6:27
you're starting the movement that's
6:29
right by not buying John
6:31
Malaney tickets you damn right
6:33
Even though you could absolutely
6:36
afford it You don't know what
6:38
my financial situation is. I think
6:40
I have a pretty decent cage. I've
6:43
got a salary window for
6:45
you in my head and And
6:47
I extrapolate from there and you've
6:49
revealed some things to me about
6:52
your financial situation when
6:54
you've been drunk On the air
6:56
We'll take a break. Is it time?
6:58
You want to take a break? Oh,
7:00
I guess I want to smudge early,
7:03
but... Okay, we can take a break.
7:05
We can take a break. What do
7:07
you want to come back with?
7:09
Why don't we come back with
7:12
a little Selina Gomez and
7:14
Benny Blanco news? Oh, God,
7:16
this is the cutest thing
7:18
I've ever seen. Yeah, they did
7:20
some cute stuff. And then
7:22
we'll get to Willie Nelson.
7:25
I'm very specific reason why I'm
7:27
just like, I don't think... You
7:30
know the old saying, Donna, quality
7:32
over quantity? Hmm. I don't
7:34
like what you're going to say.
7:36
Well, I'm going to say it. I don't
7:38
think you should say it. I'm going
7:40
to say it. I'm going to say it
7:42
right when we come back. All right. That
7:45
sounds great. We'll do it. It's done
7:47
on a Steve. My talk. Hey guys,
7:49
it's Donna for Blaze Credit Union.
7:51
I tell you what, Blaze has got
7:53
loans for any purpose. You want to
7:55
buy Broadway tickets and you need to
7:57
take out a loan to do it?
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into a local Blaze credit union.
8:02
There are 28 locations. They've got
8:04
great rates on all kinds of
8:06
loans like car loans, home loans,
8:09
home equity loans. There are also
8:11
other great things about Blaze like
8:13
they're totally free checking. It's really
8:15
cool because when you go into
8:18
a branch and you open a
8:20
free checking account at Blaze with
8:22
a minimum of $100 deposit, they're
8:25
going to give you $200. Like
8:27
what? How do they do that?
8:29
It's crazy. You're essentially making money
8:31
by opening the account. You can
8:34
choose your debit card. They've got
8:36
lots of local sports themes, including
8:38
the Minnesota Wild, the St. Paul
8:41
Saints, U of M alumni, all
8:43
sorts of stuff. So here's what
8:45
I would suggest. You start at
8:48
the website, BlazeCU.com. Blaze is insured
8:50
by NCUA, and they're an equal
8:52
housing opportunity lender. Hey
8:55
there Travelers, Kaylee Quoko here.
8:57
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9:00
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9:02
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Minecraft movie, only in theaters. Tell
9:41
me you're old without telling me you're
9:43
old, right? And we just got hot
9:45
into a property tax conversation
9:47
and escrow. The fact that kids
9:49
are graduating from high school these days
9:51
and no one has even... taught them?
9:54
Even got near the
9:56
term escrow. So now when
9:58
you don't tell about this
10:00
in school, we then go to
10:02
try to buy a house someday
10:05
and then they start, people start
10:07
slinging the word escrow around. Oh,
10:09
it's an escrow right now. What
10:11
does that mean? You got to,
10:13
someone tell us, but what do
10:15
we do? We don't say what
10:17
the hell is that? Yeah, we
10:20
fake our way through everything. That's
10:22
what we teach our kids. Fake
10:24
it till you make it. Just
10:26
pretend. Then there's the saying as
10:28
escrow. And again, tell me you're
10:30
old without telling me you're old.
10:32
We were supposed to come back
10:35
talking Salina Gomez. We're going to.
10:37
Isn't it just like a little
10:39
savings account for your taxes? So
10:41
you don't pay them, you don't
10:43
have to go to the city
10:45
hall to pay them or online,
10:47
you just, the mortgage, they're built
10:50
into the mortgage. But they put
10:52
a lit, they estimate how much
10:54
your taxes are going to be
10:56
and then hopefully you have enough
10:58
money in that account. And then
11:00
they just pay them. But then
11:02
I just saw a thing from
11:05
my bank that mentioned something about
11:07
an escrow shortage. Like eventually the
11:09
escrow goes away and then what
11:11
they're like you either we're going
11:13
to increase your mortgage payment or
11:15
you need to refill the escrow
11:17
account so like hand us over
11:20
$5,000 or something. Correct. What's up
11:22
with that? That's because of property
11:24
taxes keep going up and they
11:26
didn't estimate properly. I think I'm
11:28
making this all up. Remember I
11:30
said fake it so you make
11:32
it. Yeah, if your property taxes
11:35
go up, especially unexpectedly, you're going
11:37
to be short in that little
11:39
savings account called escrow. And then
11:41
you have to make up the
11:43
difference. It's so irritating. What's my
11:45
afternoon, looking like? I don't know.
11:47
Hey, Siri, set a reminder for
11:50
4 p.m. to call the bank.
11:52
They're going to be closed. They
11:54
probably close at 4. All
11:56
right, this is so. She
11:58
had never been to prom
12:01
before as a teenager. I
12:03
believe he is a producer
12:05
type guy. And they are
12:07
so cute, you guys. He
12:09
put together, as if we
12:11
don't know who he is,
12:13
he put together this video.
12:15
She had never been to
12:17
prom before as a teenager.
12:19
And so he wanted to
12:21
take her to prom. He
12:23
rented a limo, he got
12:25
a classic talks, she wore
12:27
a really cute mauve, strapless
12:29
ball gown, and then they
12:31
went and did a photo
12:33
shoot at the mall. That's
12:35
cute. It is so cute.
12:37
Here's a, so let me
12:39
just tell you what it
12:41
says in the beginning. It
12:43
says, my fiancé has never
12:46
been to prom before. And
12:48
it's just this cute little
12:50
video. Then she's getting her
12:52
makeup done. He said, so
12:54
I asked her if we
12:56
should. Go to prom and
12:58
she said yes, I rented
13:00
a limo. Then you see
13:02
her making her grand entrance
13:04
Listen to a little bit
13:06
of the music And it's
13:08
just all written in words.
13:10
There's no talking or anything
13:12
in it. It is so
13:14
sweet. I literally Got tears
13:16
in my eyes watching this
13:18
It just seems like a
13:20
really sweet guy, you know?
13:22
There is. And then you
13:24
get to see their cute
13:26
photo, op. It's just adorable.
13:28
But anyway, I just think
13:31
it's sweet because, you know,
13:33
she was a child star,
13:35
she had, you know, a
13:37
transplant, and, you know, didn't
13:39
she have that cute, that
13:41
big operation? Did she have
13:43
not liver, but lupus? Yes,
13:45
and she had kidney transplant?
13:47
Okay, whatever it was it
13:49
was a very serious health
13:51
problem. You know, she got
13:53
you know, you know, the
13:55
big breakup with what's his
13:57
face and I just he
13:59
seems like a really good
14:01
dude. He does seem super
14:03
sweet. And I'm glad she recognizes
14:06
that and can see past
14:08
his. They actually see strange look.
14:10
They seem like a, okay, they
14:13
seem like a Hollywood couple that
14:15
you would actually want to
14:17
have lunch with. Yes. You know?
14:19
And I also think she has
14:21
a beautiful voice, speaking voice.
14:23
And singing voice, but I
14:25
really like her speaking voice. I
14:28
think it's very pretty. His
14:30
77th album and I'm sorry But
14:32
I think that's too many
14:34
albums at some point. I Don't
14:37
know if it's even an achievement
14:39
anymore That seems like a
14:41
lot of albums to put out and
14:43
I know he's old and I like
14:45
I like a lot of Willie
14:47
Nelson's music. I had no idea
14:49
that if I were to look up
14:51
his catalog I would right now have
14:54
to go through 76 albums. Do
14:56
you know it's actually 154?
14:58
What? Yes, his solo albums
15:00
come in at 77 now. What
15:02
does this mean? What does this
15:04
mean? What does this mean? Like
15:07
to use my own words here,
15:09
are you telling me that he's
15:11
got 150, he's put out 154
15:13
CDs in his life? Yes. Like
15:15
with 10 to 12 tracks on
15:18
them? Or he's working with
15:20
other artists, you know what
15:22
I mean? He was part of
15:24
that. That supergroup,
15:26
the highwayman? Yeah. It
15:28
seems like a lot. It's a lot,
15:30
but you know what I love
15:32
about this one? He is recording
15:34
some of the songs of
15:37
my, one of my favorite
15:39
songwriters, Rodney Crowell. And
15:41
I think it's gonna be
15:43
good. I don't think you can
15:46
say the quantity over
15:48
quality thing unless you've
15:50
heard what he's putting out.
15:53
Well, I can tell you one thing
15:55
for certain. I have not heard all
15:57
of his music. I thought I was
16:00
somewhat well-versed in Willie Nelson. But
16:02
if he's put out 77 albums,
16:04
hang on, I gotta do a
16:06
minute here. If he's put out
16:08
77 albums. Think about, what if
16:11
he was just putting out an
16:13
album a year? You know, since
16:15
his 20s. How many Willie Nelson
16:17
songs do you think you know?
16:19
Guess to me. Seven. All right,
16:21
but he's put out at least
16:23
770 songs. And so I'm just
16:26
saying from a batting average standpoint.
16:29
Maybe he's got a lot of
16:31
clunkers in there. He could have
16:33
done some cover songs. You know
16:36
what I mean? He did. By
16:38
Nora Sparkley? Oh, I actually meant
16:40
that, but now I think I
16:43
know the song you're talking about.
16:45
Okay. Okay. She I think he
16:47
wrote that one on the road
16:50
again. Um. Ernie, you a knucklehead,
16:52
Arnie. That's Charles, Sparkley. Okay. All
16:54
right. I don't want to talk
16:57
to you anymore. I just don't
16:59
want to. Hey, after speaking of
17:01
Charles Barkley, and congratulations to Willie
17:04
Nelson, they brought out a porta-potty
17:06
I guess the next day for
17:08
Shaquille O'Neill after he had to
17:11
leave the set. I'm pretty sure
17:13
I mentioned that yesterday. I don't
17:15
think you mentioned it on the
17:18
air, did you? I don't remember.
17:20
I don't think you did. Okay.
17:22
I'm sorry I blew up. I
17:25
blew up. We should play. You've
17:27
changed ever since we started talking
17:30
about escrow. You know, we should
17:32
play. You're furrowing, your 11s are
17:34
getting, like, they're turning into 12s.
17:37
Well, yes, I just scheduled Botox.
17:39
I want the anti-swet Botox, and
17:41
I'll get rid of my 11s
17:44
while I'm there. All right. Here's
17:46
the game we should play someday.
17:48
Okay. Kermit, Willie, or Mahomes. Or
17:51
Luke Brian. or Luke Bryan. We
17:53
play. a voice and it's either
17:55
was it Kermit, was it Willie
17:58
Nelson, was it Luke Bryan, or
18:00
was it Patrick Mahomes? Oh my
18:02
gosh, all right, I like it.
18:05
Okay, all right, we'll get our
18:07
producing staff on that. Sounds like
18:09
a good idea for whose voice
18:12
is it anyway? The Kermit edition,
18:14
yeah, the addition. Maybe Sandy Davis,
18:16
Junior. Oh yeah, hair. We'll take
18:19
a break. When we come back,
18:21
we need somebody to call us
18:23
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Max. All right. We're gonna
19:16
do this. I'm gonna catch
19:19
up. Why did it when
19:21
we did bids for kids?
19:23
Why did we not try
19:25
to get me some points?
19:27
Um, I don't know. Because
19:29
you don't need that. That's
19:31
cheap. That's gross. That's slimy.
19:34
You wouldn't feel good about
19:36
winning that way. Well, here's
19:38
the good news, Donna. I
19:40
may or may not have
19:42
a particular plan for us
19:44
in this game when we
19:46
get back from the crews
19:49
after May 10th. So, put
19:51
a pin a pin in
19:53
that. Okay. What we
19:55
want to know more things you will learn more later on
19:57
just tease us come I just did tease You
19:59
say it again. Well, we wanted Donna
20:01
wasn't listening That's I may or may
20:03
not have a plan for the game moving
20:05
forward after our cruise Does it involve
20:07
changing how points are awarded? Not
20:10
necessarily. No, but we may
20:12
or may not Be extending
20:14
the limit in which
20:16
Donna can have a lifeline. Oh,
20:18
so if I'm two points
20:20
if there's yeah We will discuss
20:23
this further, but Donna may
20:25
have more relief coming up
20:27
or her After the cruise
20:29
crutch you need a crutch you're crutchie
20:31
from Newsy's, you know what you're crusty From
20:34
what why you're crusty
20:36
from the crusts. You're still
20:38
lubricating your crusty knuckles This has
20:41
been going on for an hour and
20:43
30 minutes What are you
20:45
doing? I'm just rehydrating. Yeah,
20:47
at least she's not scratching her back with that
20:49
windshield That's I
20:51
guess progress That's
20:53
how bad things are with her You
20:57
would be the kind of lady who's like, I know
20:59
what it's for but it also works great for this
21:03
Donna stops by pet
21:05
boys for her personal
21:07
care needs When
21:12
you're single you have to
21:14
improvise Because
21:16
you don't have someone to scratch your
21:18
back. That's what you're saying lonely lady.
21:20
That's right. I
21:26
Tell you one thing you don't I
21:28
I don't put lotion on my back But you if it
21:30
I think you have a dry back cuz you I don't
21:32
have a dry back I had like
21:35
a tag that was itching me and
21:37
I wasn't gonna take scissors and start trying to
21:39
Just don't worry. It wasn't a one -off
21:41
though. Don't I think it was a Four
21:46
or five times mean hacks on Jim
21:48
Duggan goes to town over there
21:50
Excuse me. I have more than one
21:52
shirt that has a tag in
21:54
the back Nobody
21:57
believes you were reaching for farther than the
21:59
tag Yeah.
22:01
Get out of here, both of you.
22:03
I can't, we got to do
22:05
the game. Hey Beth. Oh, hey Beth,
22:08
hi. Do we want to do the
22:10
intro or anything? No, who cares? It
22:12
doesn't matter if we don't care. Beth,
22:14
how are you? I am good. How
22:17
are you guys currently a little
22:19
loopy? Yeah, we're fine. Yeah. Who's
22:21
with you there? Beth, Beth, who's
22:24
in the background? Yeah, and
22:26
75 chicken, or 75 of
22:28
one kind of chicken, 12
22:30
of another, and a cat,
22:32
and yeah. Wait a second.
22:34
Are you gonna eat these
22:36
chickens? Someday. Yes, some of them.
22:38
Okay. Why do you have, let
22:40
me do, I'm gonna do it
22:43
in a less judgy way. Give
22:45
me a second, Beth, hang on.
22:47
Oh, wow, you have 75 of
22:49
one specific breed of chicken.
22:51
Tell me why. We all think that
22:53
like the same chickens we eat
22:56
in the store are the same
22:58
kind that lay eggs and they're
23:00
different breeds. So the 75 that
23:02
we are growing right now are
23:04
going to be like for eating
23:06
versus I have 12 layers. So how many
23:08
eggs do you get a day on a
23:11
good on a good day from your
23:13
12 chickens? 11 on a good
23:15
day but average is more like
23:17
eight. That's really good. So when
23:19
everybody's... complaining about
23:21
egg prices? Are you just laughing?
23:23
I have not bought eggs in a hot
23:26
minute. We had a problem because chickens
23:28
will molt so they'll lose all their
23:30
feathers and they stop laying and of
23:33
course ours did that at like the
23:35
height of the price increase. So that
23:37
was a little not so great but
23:39
then now that they're laying again we've
23:42
kind of caught back up and I sold
23:44
off some eggs to help make some like
23:46
make up some of the difference. I
23:48
have a question. I think
23:51
about the A. All right,
23:53
here's a question. And I think
23:55
I know the answer. Is this
23:57
a safe place, Beth? Yes.
24:00
If a chicken has an egg, and
24:04
you don't go to get the egg,
24:07
is there any chance that
24:09
that egg turns into a chicken? No,
24:11
you need a... Don't you need a male? Don't
24:13
you need a rooster? What's the rooster
24:15
gonna do? need a rooster. We don't have any...
24:17
Impregnate her. Because I hate the
24:20
noise. I can't do it. Yeah,
24:22
amen. No, but that... You need a
24:24
male in order to fertilize the
24:26
egg. So is the whole point of
24:28
the egg then? You're telling me
24:30
it's only best possible outcome is to
24:32
be a source of food for
24:34
humans. Like it can't grow into an
24:36
animal. This is a
24:38
big philosophical question for 10 a .m. But
24:40
wait, what is the... No, I'm
24:42
saying if you don't eat the
24:44
egg, if you don't take the
24:47
eggs in and eat them... What
24:49
happens to it? Yes,
24:51
does it... Could it gonna eat their own
24:53
eggs eventually if you just leave them for
24:55
long enough and they're hungry enough or other
24:57
things will eat them. But yeah, I But
24:59
it can't turn into an animal. If
25:02
they aren't like fertilized, yeah. It's
25:05
like when a woman releases
25:07
an egg every month.
25:09
Oh, that's it? It's as
25:11
if a chicken is having
25:13
its period. Pretty much. Oh
25:15
my God. So wait, a
25:17
rooster has to
25:20
impregnate the chicken,
25:22
the lady. And
25:24
then if they do that,
25:27
while the egg forms
25:29
in the body, then
25:31
it could produce
25:33
life inside of the
25:35
eggshell. Yes. All
25:38
right. Are you good? I... No, I'm not.
25:40
I have a lot of questions, but we need
25:42
to move on. We need to do
25:44
like project down and dirty farm
25:47
life. That would be fun. I
25:49
would love that. I would help.
25:51
I'd do it. Where are you?
25:53
What area? So
25:55
I'm up in Princeton, but not
25:57
in, like, this city proper. or
26:00
like just, or like maybe 10
26:02
minutes outside of Princeton
26:04
itself. Okay. Last thing, last
26:06
thing. I think we did lose Storm, by the way.
26:09
The last thing I'll say as
26:11
we conclude chicken talk is,
26:13
isn't it crazy when you think about
26:15
the fact that, okay, without the assistance of
26:17
a guy chicken, that
26:19
chickens actually produce
26:21
inside of their body
26:24
a shelled egg.
26:27
Like that is
26:29
insane, right? Like how, where are
26:31
they getting these materials? I
26:33
don't know, this is true of
26:35
many animals, alligators, you know
26:37
what I mean? Every single day,
26:39
they produce an egg
26:41
with a shell on it.
26:44
Like honestly, goodness, they don't even have, where are
26:46
they getting these materials from? Did someone drop
26:48
you on planet earth? I
26:51
am marveling at God's beautiful
26:54
creation and how it all works.
26:56
That's just insane. think he
26:58
needs to watch some more animal documentaries or
27:00
something. That's what I'm hearing.
27:02
I think you're right. But it
27:04
is crazy, we just
27:06
don't experience awe
27:08
enough around the involuntary
27:10
production of eggs every day from
27:12
chickens. We just walk past chickens.
27:14
I stop listening to everything you're saying because
27:16
I'm wondering where Storm are at. We
27:18
lost our producer. All right, Storm, we're
27:21
ready. You
27:23
guys ready? Yeah, it's a quickie version. Here
27:25
we go. All right, sounds good. I do
27:27
want to say thank you to 191 Virtual
27:29
Academy for sponsoring the college of pop culture
27:31
knowledge. The current tally is, I believe, what
27:33
is it, 45 to 35. And our topic
27:35
today, guys, is going to be Pee Wee
27:38
Herman, Paul Rubens, because we watched the trailer
27:40
yesterday of that HBO documentary that is going
27:42
to be coming out about him. It looks
27:44
really good. It does. All right, so Steve,
27:46
get out of the room so we can
27:48
do with the first round of questions. We'll
27:50
come back in about 45 seconds. And by
27:52
the way, listener Carrie thought when we were
27:54
talking about itchy tags, she thought you meant
27:56
that your skin, you had skin tags that were
27:58
itchy. Oh no. All
28:01
right, I'm gonna put you on hold
28:03
really quick as we go over the
28:05
first round of questions with Donna. All
28:07
right, Donna It's the speed around version
28:09
of the College of Pop Culture knowledge.
28:11
Are you ready? Yes. All right Let's
28:14
begin Paul Rubens played the raccoon in
28:16
this 1998 Eddie Murphy movie where he
28:18
can talk to animals Dr. Doolittle his
28:20
2016 film Pee Wee's big holiday was
28:22
released on this streaming service Netflix and
28:24
his very last role was in a
28:26
2023 episode of this Fox animated show
28:29
King of the Hill Let's
28:32
just bring Beth back. All
28:34
right. She wants to change anything All right,
28:36
Beth you heard my questions and you heard Donna's
28:39
answers. Would you like me to repeat any
28:41
of them? Would you like to change any of
28:43
Donna's answers? What would you like? Last
28:45
question repeat that please. Yes, his
28:47
very last role ever was
28:49
in a 2023 episode of this
28:52
Fox animated show and Donna
28:54
said King of the Hill No
28:59
Let's say Not
29:01
the Simpsons. Oh, sorry. I
29:03
see it in my head
29:08
Things You
29:13
got this bet You want to say
29:15
Bob's burgers? Okay, sounds good. All right. We'll
29:17
lock your answers in. Thank you so much,
29:19
Beth I'm gonna put you on hold one
29:21
more time as we bring Steve back into
29:23
the room now Steve
29:27
Okay, I don't know. Yeah,
29:29
he heard us. Okay Hey
29:32
guys, hey relax. I'm back. We're
29:35
having a good time. Okay All
29:37
right, Steve Dunn and Beth just had
29:39
their turn in Paul Rubin's aka
29:41
Pee Wee Herman trivia. Are you ready
29:43
for your turn? I'm ready. Let's begin
29:45
Pee Wee Herman or Paul Rubin's played
29:48
the raccoon in this 1998 Eddie
29:50
Murphy movie where he can talk to
29:52
animals Dr. Do little his 2016 film
29:54
Pee Wee's big holiday was released
29:56
on this streaming service Netflix and his
29:58
very last role was in a 2023
30:00
episode of this Fox animated show.
30:02
Family guy? Or Simpsons? I'm gonna
30:04
go Simpson, safe bet, and I,
30:07
uh, we can kill the music.
30:09
I yield my time. All right,
30:11
sounds good. Let's bring back into
30:14
the conversation. Once again, go over
30:16
all of the questions and answers
30:18
together. All right, guys, question number
30:21
one was this. Paul Rubens played
30:23
the raccoon in this 1998 Eddie
30:26
Murphy movie where he can talk
30:28
to animals. You all said Dr.
30:30
Doolittle and you all would be.
30:33
Correct? Yeah! Tied after one question
30:35
on to question number two. Paul
30:37
Rubens 2016 film Peewe's Big Holiday
30:40
was released on the streaming service.
30:42
You all said Netflix and you
30:44
all are. Correct again! Well done.
30:47
So we're tied into the final
30:49
question, the pivotal final question, which
30:51
is this. His very last role
30:54
ever was in this 2013 episode
30:56
of this Fox animated show. We
30:58
got different answers for this one.
31:01
Donna originally, you said King of
31:03
the Hill, but then Beth came
31:05
in and changed that answer to
31:08
Bob's Burgers. Steve. Wow, that's a.
31:10
Right? Aggressive. Yeah. She must know.
31:13
Steve, you said The Simpsons. You
31:15
were debating. Family Gary Simpson's. You
31:17
ultimately went with, you said, is
31:20
the safer pick, The Simpsons. The
31:22
correct answer is Bob's Burger's. Wow!
31:24
The assist from Beth, and that
31:27
means they are the winners today.
31:29
Beth, aka Pee-We-Herman edition of the
31:31
College of Pop Culture Knowledge. Beth,
31:34
you definitely earned that. Yeah. Thank
31:36
you. Yay! Congratulations, stay on the
31:38
line. This is sort of awkward,
31:41
but our gift today, we did
31:43
a partnership with a grocery store.
31:45
It is a dozen eggs. All
31:48
right. All right. All right. All
31:50
right. All right. All right. All
31:52
right. All right. All right.
31:55
Hang on the
31:57
line. Stormer will
31:59
talk with you. All
32:03
right. Okay, okay. Yeah, now
32:05
they're... Bye! All
32:08
right, we'll take a break. When we come back, Don,
32:10
I have to tell you the story about a
32:12
guy. Okay. Who
32:14
got his car stolen. You'll
32:16
never guess what happened next. Okay.
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It's like one of those obsessive
35:08
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guy named Steve. Donna.
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That is Minecraft. Yes. Well,
35:47
I just took a guess. Don't
35:49
give me that look with your
35:52
11s. Donna. Your forehead
35:54
shaming me. Sorry. Honestly,
35:56
would you at these kids? thought
36:01
that doesn't even make sense. I
36:03
have a great hairline. What are
36:06
you doing? Who are you becoming?
36:08
Would you at least consider Botox?
36:10
Yeah, sure. I want to give
36:13
you a pamphlet. Okay, Steve. What?
36:15
I can't, well, give you. I'm
36:17
not giving you. I've stopped trying
36:20
to convert you to my faith.
36:22
Now I just want you to
36:24
become my Botox buddy. We are
36:26
the same faith. You dummy. All
36:29
right, anyway. We're grading on a
36:31
curve there. Remember a couple weeks
36:33
ago when Donna was like, how
36:36
about the Bible, huh? She's like,
36:38
gee, that's a little long. You
36:40
can shorten that thing up. She's
36:42
like, we got three guys telling
36:45
the same story, like collaborate, boys.
36:47
I was like, Donna, it's four
36:49
gospels and it's unique for me
36:52
and whatever. And by the way,
36:54
Steve, I think you're mispronouncing that
36:56
word. It's actually the Bible. So
36:58
gross. All right, here we go.
37:01
What? I was telling one of
37:03
my kids last night that you,
37:05
at one point, received a handwritten
37:08
letter from Taylor Swift. Hmm. And
37:10
then my daughter, my nine-year-old daughter,
37:12
who really likes Taylor Swift, was
37:14
like, really? I said, really? And
37:17
she's got it hung up at
37:19
her house. It's like framed and
37:21
it's safe. And I think there's
37:24
a penny with it. I don't
37:26
really remember. I think Taylor Swift
37:28
was congratulating you on something. Yes,
37:31
on an ACM nomination. And this
37:33
is because you used to do
37:35
a lot of interviews with Taylor
37:37
Swift when she was young on
37:40
the country radio tour. That's right.
37:42
And kudos to Taylor Swift for
37:44
apparently being personable enough and thoughtful
37:47
enough to remember you. She loves
37:49
stationary. Yeah, like when I mean
37:51
at the time when we were
37:53
doing a lot of interviews, we
37:56
you know, see her all the
37:58
time. Like all the time. we'd
38:00
go to Nashville and do an
38:03
interview and she'd be like, hey
38:05
guys, how are you? And we'd be
38:07
like, hey girl. That's very
38:09
fun. Yeah, and then she just,
38:12
you know, she became a big
38:14
superstar. Can I have that?
38:16
Sure. When I die. Okay. All right,
38:18
fair. I get the Taylor Swept
38:21
Letter. Yes, you can have it.
38:23
What are you going to do with
38:25
it? Probably sell it.
38:27
Is that all you wanted to talk
38:30
about? I just for that part.
38:32
Okay. You got more? Yeah, I do have
38:34
more. Wait until you hear this
38:36
story about a man who discovered he
38:39
accidentally bought back his
38:41
own stolen car. There's this 36
38:43
year old man in the UK named
38:45
Ewan Valentine. Are you hearing
38:47
me, Donna? I am. High cause. Cousin Ewan.
38:50
He woke up a couple of months
38:52
ago and realized that his car
38:54
had been stolen. Right out of
38:56
his driveway. Oh no, that's awful.
38:58
He had a black Honda Civic
39:00
and he loved it. He reported
39:03
it, did all the insurance paperwork, but
39:05
the car was never found. So he
39:07
went out to buy a similar replacement
39:09
and he found a perfect match at
39:11
a used car dealer was about an
39:14
hour away and he bought it for
39:16
$26,000. That's when things got really
39:18
strange. The car had not been
39:20
formally detailed as they normally would
39:23
be. There was stuff inside. like
39:25
a piece from a tent, a
39:27
Christmas tree, pine needles, some candy
39:29
bar wrappers. The debris didn't really
39:31
feel like trash though. He was
39:34
like, this feels sort of familiar.
39:36
Oh no. But maybe everybody has
39:38
built up like that in their cars.
39:40
Well then, he was messing around
39:43
with the cars navigation system
39:45
built in and saw his address and
39:47
his parents address both in
39:49
the system's history. He said I
39:52
nearly crashed the car to be honest. Oh
39:54
my gosh, what are the chances? I was in shock.
39:56
My hands were shaking, my heart was
39:58
pounding, it took it to the dealership.
40:00
confirmed it was his stolen car.
40:02
The robbers, so to speak,
40:04
the car thefts, thieves, the
40:06
bad boys had scratched out
40:08
the original VIN number and
40:11
made something new over top
40:13
of it. So not only
40:15
did the guy not realize
40:17
it, but then the dealership
40:19
didn't realize that they had
40:21
bought a stolen vehicle as
40:23
well. And why didn't they detail
40:25
it? I don't know. You think you
40:27
know a guy? I've
40:30
always wanted to
40:32
say that. I didn't feel
40:34
like it fit. Okay. We'll
40:36
just let it work.
40:39
Okay. That's crazy. Yeah. You
40:41
ever had a car stolen?
40:44
No. You ever been robbed?
40:46
I've had something stolen
40:48
from my car. What
40:51
did they steal? My purse?
40:53
My wallet. Everything
40:55
in my purse. Oh. Not that
40:57
long ago. It was when
41:00
I got, it was right
41:02
after I adopted my dog,
41:04
Buddy, so. Probably more
41:07
than a decade ago. No.
41:09
I don't know. No, because I
41:11
was working here. Really?
41:13
Yes. I feel like I would
41:15
have heard about this.
41:17
You're dramatic. I feel
41:20
like they called Amy Daniels. the
41:22
police or the people at target
41:24
called Amy because I had a
41:27
card or something that said Donna
41:29
Valentine. Oh, I had my, um,
41:31
oh my God, help me out, my card
41:33
to get in to the building. Yes,
41:36
so they called and they got Amy,
41:38
then Amy called me and I was
41:40
like, where is it? They went shopping
41:42
at Target. Oh, nice. What did they
41:44
get? I don't remember. Oh, but
41:47
they were suspicious. So the security
41:49
took them. Boy do they have
41:51
quite the operation behind the scenes
41:54
at target security cameras
41:56
like walls of security cameras.
41:58
Really? Yeah. So if you're... And
42:01
then I had to go to the
42:03
police station, I had to fill stuff
42:05
out, and then I had to, you
42:08
know, they wanted to know if I
42:10
wanted to make a victim statement. Oh,
42:12
I bet you seized that opportunity. I
42:14
didn't. I said no. Are you kidding?
42:16
You speak in victim language all the
42:19
time. They gave you a formal opportunity?
42:21
To write a letter or to show
42:23
up in court. I have to miss
42:25
the show. Can't do that to our
42:28
listeners to our listeners. Anyway, thanks for
42:30
asking. I have a quick bit of
42:32
food news for you. All right. McDonald's
42:34
has introduced its first new permanent addition
42:37
to its menu in four years. Their
42:39
chicken tenders have returned. They had made
42:41
an appearance pre-pandemic. People like them, but
42:43
then they wanted to simplify their menu
42:46
after the pandemic, and so they did
42:48
not bring them back. So what was
42:50
a limited time thing will now make
42:52
its permanent return to McDonald's menu. Chicken
42:55
tenders. Common McDonald's. You prefer tenders or
42:57
nuggets? I do like a good chicken
42:59
tender. I'm wondering, I think that these
43:01
chicken tenders, it's not just like a
43:04
long nugget, is it? I don't want
43:06
just a long chicken nugget. No, I
43:08
think it's actually the tendon. Do you
43:10
really think that? I do. I do
43:13
think that you are very wrong. I
43:15
don't think we're eating chicken tendons. Tender,
43:17
tender. I'll get back to you on
43:19
that.
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