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What's up? We're so back. Don't be

1:09

sour. New episode. The boys. It's been

1:11

three weeks again. Here's a good one.

1:13

Oh yeah, don't fuck it up. Are

1:16

you a half opener or a full do you go

1:18

to the tab full? Yeah, you got it you got

1:20

it you got it the full I just want to

1:22

say excited that the boys are back

1:24

I dressed up because I take

1:26

this very professionally Joe and Christian look

1:29

like slobs Yeah, you're live put your

1:31

put your put your mic in the front

1:33

What crazy things will Joe say today

1:35

to get himself canceled? I didn't the

1:37

one thing if you got mad about I

1:39

didn't even register that that would be

1:41

a bad thing to Joe's a free

1:43

spirit. He speaks his mind.

1:46

Explain. People got mad about

1:48

what in the last podcast. Do

1:50

not keep all right, some like

1:52

fucking. It wasn't the masses, all

1:54

right? It was like your headphones

1:56

open-haired girls that got upset. It's

1:58

fine. It's all right. Here we

2:00

go. I think people I think people hear it

2:03

wrong. I think people just make shit up So

2:05

in the last any podcast we were talking about

2:07

I we were talking about people that try

2:09

to be youtubers that shouldn't be youtubers

2:11

and I said the like Gabby potato

2:13

thing I was like yeah, she was

2:15

really bad at being a youtuber and

2:17

she was really annoying to warn me

2:19

one video and dude I watched the

2:21

documentary documentary Yeah, crazy. I didn't know

2:23

all the details. She would have like

2:25

All I was saying, one? One? No,

2:28

no, no, I think one that went

2:30

like viral one video. So what was

2:32

all that footage for? That was from

2:34

the one video. And then they

2:36

had her camera and stuff. I

2:38

think people took it out of

2:40

context. I think people took it

2:42

out of context. I think people were

2:45

saying like, oh, she deserved it.

2:47

Obviously, she deserved it. I think

2:49

people took it out of context.

2:51

I think people were saying like,

2:53

oh, she deserved. We got. Shut up. I'm now

2:55

now he's a serial killer or whatever. So that's

2:57

different, right? I'm just saying I would snap. I

2:59

wouldn't kill somebody but I can understand why Joe

3:01

would get cancelled. No, that's not what I'm okay.

3:03

I think people took it. I think you're taking

3:06

I think people took it as like oh my god.

3:08

He's victim blaming like no I'm just saying if you

3:10

lock me in a van with a girl that's trying

3:12

to be consistently yelling I mean shit like I would

3:14

just leave the van. I wouldn't kill the van I

3:16

wouldn't kill them. I wouldn't kill them. But I

3:18

get it. It was so strange how

3:20

the police were like, all right, we're

3:23

going to separate you two and we're

3:25

going to put the guy, we're going

3:27

to give you a hotel room, or

3:30

put the guy in hotel room, the

3:32

girl, Gabby, you just stay in the

3:34

van. I was like, what? What? Like,

3:36

and then the- Well, Shoozy,

3:38

it's like, aggressor, he's still

3:41

like tripped and fell. That was

3:43

his note. I think his note said that she like tripped

3:45

and hit her head on a rock and he didn't know

3:47

what to do and he tried to carry her and like

3:49

that's why he like left her. No, he had like a

3:51

story of what happened. No, no, when she actually, when

3:53

they found her body, yeah, they said that she like

3:55

hurt her leg and then she was screaming so bad

3:57

that he put her out of her misery by strangling

3:59

her. But then when they did the autopsy,

4:02

they realized she had no damage to

4:04

the rest of her body at all. It

4:06

was like you can't trust the killer. She

4:08

just got strangled. Yeah, and left

4:10

her body there for like 13 days.

4:13

But then his body, they found and...

4:15

Then his parents find out the community.

4:17

It was just like his bones. Yeah.

4:19

The parents didn't help look for their

4:21

son until like 10 or 30 days, 35

4:24

days into the search. And then the day

4:26

that they start searching, they find

4:28

his remains. No. Who was it? No.

4:30

And it was just bones? Bones. But

4:32

they thought, oh, the animals maybe got

4:34

to them. Nah, they used some

4:37

chemicals. I don't know. Some shit. They

4:39

clean meat off the bones, bones. I

4:41

don't know. There's a lot of

4:43

animals out there. Hey, speaking animals,

4:45

Christian, if you could have

4:48

the option between being the

4:50

top bodybuilder in your class

4:52

or having mad cow disease, which

4:54

one would you choose? Odd. Top bodybuilder.

4:56

Oh, thank God. I was I

4:58

was worried. She's mad cow disease.

5:01

Um, bro, I what? That was

5:03

weird. Was that like a? If you

5:05

were stranded on a desert island,

5:07

but you were a hot dog, would

5:10

you eat yourself? No, I know I

5:12

would. Man, I'd lie to myself

5:14

up and relish. Wash it

5:16

down with a tall, cool,

5:18

budweiser. Hey, what's your favorite

5:20

planet planet? Mine's the sun.

5:22

Is this from a movie? I

5:24

don't know what's happening. I'm not

5:26

getting this reference at all.

5:28

What's happening right now? All right.

5:31

Thanks for tuning in. Next time

5:33

we're going to get renowned

5:35

scientist Albert Einstein. What's

5:37

that? Turns out he's been dead

5:39

for over 100 years. We're going to

5:42

try to get him anyway. Is that

5:44

a movie? This is why I'm cultured.

5:46

Okay. I'm up to date with stuff. Let

5:48

us know. What is it? Harry Kerry

5:50

here. Who the hell is Harry Kerry?

5:53

Cubs win! No clue what's happening. You

5:55

know, learning to sports like me. I've been,

5:57

hey, I've been practicing two weeks in a row

5:59

now. I've on Wednesday I've been practicing golf. I'll go

6:01

to know when you're ready to lose. I go to

6:03

the range, which apparently they're investing millions of dollars into

6:06

Quil Valley. You're leaving, so. I think I'm getting better

6:08

at golf. I'm hitting, I'm hitting the T, I'm hitting the T,

6:10

I'm hitting the ball consistently. You were driving very well last time

6:12

I played. I was actually, I was impressed. Everything after the drive,

6:14

shit. But the drive, I think I'm gonna, I think I think

6:16

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

6:18

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

6:20

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm

6:22

gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm

6:24

gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, Because I'm looking at my

6:26

form and it's not good. It's not bad, but

6:28

it's not. You can fix it yourself. Yeah, I'm

6:31

sure you could say about. Yeah. Get lessons?

6:33

Get lessons? I don't think getting lessons.

6:35

Look at Christian with basketball. He didn't

6:37

get lessons. And he still asks. But

6:39

you're pretty good now. I'm decent. He's

6:42

like practicing. Here's an allergy. Christian is,

6:44

has like top tier genetics, been working

6:46

out for 25 years, but still gets a coach

6:48

to tell him what chicken to tell him what

6:50

chicken to tell him what chicken to eat. and

6:52

like tell him how to do

6:54

his bicep curls. That is true.

6:57

All right. Pussy! That's a tuche.

6:59

Let's see, big update, I have

7:01

just finished season four of Yellowstone

7:03

and I'm hooked. I have not

7:06

finished season four, and I'm hooked.

7:08

I have not finished season four.

7:11

I don't want to spoil anything.

7:13

Then don't. Well, just tell me

7:15

if what happens is four. I

7:17

saw someone get shot on the side

7:19

of the road. What? Is that four?

7:22

That's three. Okay, so that's the

7:24

last thing I saw. Into three

7:26

is the last thing I saw.

7:29

Yeah, I haven't seen four at all

7:31

then, yeah. You know, the Yellowstone

7:33

actors, the guy with the

7:35

long hair, like the main character,

7:38

Casey, the guy with the

7:40

black hair, the lawyer guy,

7:42

right? Jamie, Yep, Jamie, and

7:44

Hillary, remember, Lizzy

7:46

McGuire, Hillary, Duff's brother in

7:49

the show, Matt, Max or Matt or

7:51

something. It was like her little brother

7:53

in the show, Lizzie McGuire. Oh,

7:55

okay. Okay. Anyway, them through the randomly

7:58

show up to Alfland. Lizzie McGuire. was

8:00

at Alphaland listening to her brother in the show

8:02

Oh, but then the two yellow some guys and

8:04

they're like, yeah, Casey was at Alphaland

8:06

and Jamie When like two

8:08

years ago, I literally took maxi's a full

8:10

blown. I did so many photos I didn't watch

8:12

the show at that you have photos with

8:14

them Yeah, and we have photos like in

8:16

front of the Alphaland sign like doing

8:18

like letters or something YMCA I don't

8:20

know what we were spelling, but we

8:23

we spelled something and they're I gave

8:25

them a whole tour They're super cool

8:27

guys what yeah, they're shorter than you

8:29

think they are and The

8:31

Jamie way younger than you think he is from

8:33

the show in the show They make him

8:35

look they like put gray hair and make them

8:37

look like 40. He's like in his 20s. They

8:40

make I

8:43

swear my life they make him look

8:45

so much older in the show and

8:47

then Casey looks so much like taller

8:49

in the show What five eight five

8:51

nine cool guy though dang my favorite

8:53

character I think it's between

8:55

John Dutton and rip rip. Yeah rips

8:57

pretty cool rips. Uh, he was here

8:59

for something Rip was here

9:01

too for like the rodeo and stuff. He's always in

9:03

Houston Oh, I was like was he doubtful and to

9:05

it's crazy though It's like all these people are just

9:08

like country people now But I don't think any of

9:10

them were like now like rip as an actor is

9:12

like the like country badass guy But like he's

9:14

in fucking too fast too furious is like a Cuban

9:16

drug dealer. Oh, yeah Yeah, like he's not country at

9:18

all Yeah, no neither's rip But everyone's like you see

9:20

him at the rodeo and he's wearing his cowboy hat

9:22

and was like, oh my god That's fucking but it's

9:24

not he's not it's like My

9:26

mom bought me a cowboy hat for my

9:28

birthday first one. Nice black. You just got

9:31

it. You just got it. Yeah, we're

9:33

gonna wear it. I Think

9:35

at the new house when I'm working on the yard Why

9:39

you should have worn it here, bro. No,

9:41

but it's not yeah, I could have I guess

9:43

more than a half We all have we

9:46

should wear next podcast Speaking of cowboy hats

9:48

Yesterday, I put little Like

9:50

mounts on our this back wall in

9:52

our closet and we have four cowboy

9:54

hats hanging on our wall now I

9:56

look a real country home. I

9:59

Need to get boot My brother saw

10:01

my boots. I got way boots. You

10:03

got to get the ones. I went

10:05

when I went to get boots I

10:08

wanted to get like the really really

10:10

pointy ones Taylor said you don't. That's

10:12

what she said square tip. I don't

10:14

like the square tip I don't like

10:16

the square tip. Yeah cartel is

10:18

the point. Yeah cartel is the

10:21

pointy I wanted white leather. It's

10:23

definitely some fucking cartel. Super pointy

10:25

with like metal on the edge

10:27

of the tip. Maybe a rattlesn.

10:29

Cowboy boots? Yeah, they're like leather

10:32

boots. The cowboy boots or the leather

10:34

boots? I mean, it's like a Y cell

10:36

cowboy boots is just straight new boot

10:38

goofing. I'm just necessarily... I didn't know

10:41

there's so many rules with being a

10:43

cowboy, like with the cowboy hat, you

10:45

can't put the cowboy hat on your

10:47

bed, face, top down with like the

10:49

open... how you put it on your

10:51

head, you can't put it like that on

10:53

the bed, apparently. And

10:55

apparently a real cowboy doesn't wear the

10:58

hat. in the truck while driving. Literally

11:00

last podcast. Yeah, Joe did say that. You gotta

11:02

put it on your dash. Yeah, so that's why when you

11:04

see him. I mean, I've heard this before somewhere. I think

11:06

I think there's like, Joe says a lot of shit I

11:08

don't listen to. Yeah, there's like, there's like,

11:10

there's rules, there's conditions. I think if

11:12

you're working in the field, and then you gotta like

11:14

drive your truck real quick down like 20 feet, you

11:16

keep it on. But if you're like going long distance,

11:19

what about 30 feet. What about 30 feet. See I don't

11:21

know I don't know where it is because I've

11:23

seen like I've seen cowboys like actual cowboys that

11:25

are like working on the ranch with like driving

11:27

their truck with a cowboy head on but I

11:30

think they're just got in it to move like

11:32

the unwritten rules. But if you're driving from you

11:34

know Laredo to San Antonio you gotta take that

11:36

off and put it in the dash. Nice Matt White Raptor

11:38

looks great. Yeah that's the least cowboy truck you

11:40

could possibly have. It sucks at farm work at

11:42

farm work I can't tow. You did that quick.

11:45

I haven't seen the, I only saw the truck

11:47

when you first bought it when we did a

11:49

pod and now this is the second time seeing

11:51

it. Yeah, now we have. It's done. Right. Now

11:53

the Raptor R has been wrapped by this place

11:55

that in white. Shout out to window tentin

11:57

in Houston. Max hooked me up at that.

11:59

is satin white? It's Matt, Matt, it's PPF stealth, so

12:01

it's Matt. It's not satin. It's not satin. It's

12:04

not satin. It's not Matt. It's Matt. I did

12:06

satin white. Stealth, PP, is satin, it's not Matt.

12:08

Yurtow. You're a towel. You're an idiot. You're a

12:10

towel. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an

12:12

idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an

12:14

idiot. You're a towel. You're an idiot. You're a

12:16

towel. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an

12:18

idiot. You're an idiot. Your towel. You're an idiot.

12:20

You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot.

12:22

You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot.

12:24

You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot.

12:26

You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot.

12:28

You're an idiot I got a front bumper

12:30

on there. I... Pain in the ass,

12:32

my hands are still messed up.

12:34

Listen, I think I'm right at

12:36

the turning, the inflection point of

12:38

accepting the gas mileage

12:40

and just enjoying driving it. I'm

12:43

in love with the truck. Like, it's

12:45

to the point where like, every time

12:47

I park it, I like look back

12:49

at it. I'm like, oh, that's fucking

12:51

sick truck. And everywhere I

12:53

go, I'm not even kidding. I'd probably

12:56

say three times a week, in a parking

12:58

lot driving I'll get people giving me

13:00

a thumbs up or like they'll literally

13:02

just like yesterday went to Walmart

13:05

to get some turkey last night

13:07

walked out parking lot I'm like driving

13:09

the windows down the guys like nice

13:11

truck I get complimented on the

13:13

truck frequently sick truck it

13:15

is a sick truck gas mileage is people

13:18

think I'm overreacting but like it

13:20

is atrocious it is like 10 dude I

13:22

mean you know how far this is but I filled

13:24

my truck up Two days ago drove

13:26

to the woodlands yesterday drove

13:28

home and I'm like I'm empty

13:30

Like the woodlands and like

13:32

the airport and back I'm

13:34

empty. Yeah, no, I get like 300

13:36

miles in the tank and it's a

13:39

32 gallon tank So $150 for 300

13:41

miles. It's got awful. Yeah, it's

13:43

terrible. Yeah, you worried it might get

13:46

vandalized. Yeah, yeah, you worried

13:48

where you're parking where you're parking

13:50

have you gotten yelled at or

13:52

anything I think we're in Texas, dude.

13:55

And Texas people aren't fucking around.

13:57

And awesome they are. Pussies. So people

13:59

are drawing. drawing like swastikas and like

14:01

I saw a video of a guy trying

14:03

to throw up on one but he ended

14:05

up throwing up on his hand and like

14:07

people are keying Tesla's and like setting

14:10

fire to them yeah no one realized

14:12

that Tesla's record everything oh these people

14:14

are like doing it all sneaky and

14:16

it's like their faces right I know

14:18

I don't understand what you all are

14:20

doing and then Trump said that any

14:23

like attacks to Tesla vehicles or dealerships

14:25

are like a like a like a domestic

14:27

terrorism yeah I mean people are like setting

14:29

them on fire. These people are real dumb.

14:31

I saw a mean the other day there was like

14:33

someone at a cyber truck and they put a

14:35

big badge on the back said Toyota and it

14:38

was like don't worry like the people that are

14:40

fucking these cars are so dumb they'll

14:42

never realize it's like they're probably

14:44

right. I just they're not smart individuals.

14:47

It's just like in Yellowstone

14:49

there's a difference of like I'm like

14:51

protesting my view and committing crimes

14:53

and damaging property. Like there's like

14:55

a difference. Budweiser, it's like, yeah,

14:58

we didn't buy it. Like, like

15:00

all the country fucks were

15:02

like, we're not gonna buy

15:04

Budweiser for a while. The

15:06

liberals are like, let's burn

15:08

dealerships down and fucking, try

15:10

to kill people that own Tesla's.

15:12

It's not the same fucking thing.

15:14

How are we feeling about the,

15:17

uh, the true? Yeah. Yeah, let's,

15:19

let's start off spicy. Let's

15:21

start, because I know Joe's

15:23

just his, and Elon. I

15:25

feel like they're disconnected at this point. Like Trump's

15:27

allowing him to do it, but they're not

15:30

really the same. Hey, but before we start,

15:32

I'm actually, maybe because I'm so invested in

15:34

the stock market now, I'm actually starting

15:36

to watch like when he speaks, especially when Powell

15:38

speaks, but like when, when Trump goes on

15:41

there, talk about stuff, like the tariff talk,

15:43

I'm gonna watch, I'm watching it. Okay, how do we feel

15:45

about Doge? That's a very big question. That's

15:47

a very big question. I don't a very big

15:49

question. I think. I don't think anyone it's a

15:51

very hard argument to say you're not for government

15:54

we have to cut money. Oh right right that's

15:56

what they're like if you don't like Doge then

15:58

you're arguing that you like wasting money and very

16:00

convoluted systems to do shit that we

16:02

don't need. It was ridiculous when like

16:04

Trump is like saying all these like

16:06

how much he found out there like

16:08

we were spending this on like rats

16:10

or some like some ridiculous thing and

16:12

I was like that's stupid that's stupid

16:14

that's stupid. Yeah, like the computer systems

16:16

and stuff. Yeah, like everything's just so

16:18

outdated. The mine with a mine with

16:21

a mine in Pennsylvania with retirement paperwork.

16:23

What? So nothing is digital. It's all

16:25

like literally from 1955, like physical cabin,

16:27

you know, drawers with you all have

16:29

to folders and everything is like, you

16:31

can only process 8,000. Yeah. Superman. What

16:33

is it? You all have to look

16:35

into it because I don't know exactly,

16:37

but I'll just repeat what I was

16:39

told or heard. That's all you do.

16:41

Yeah, so basically I guess the whole

16:43

thing was all we're gonna have we're

16:45

gonna retire all these employees government employees

16:47

right at first with those was like

16:49

if you don't come in your fire

16:52

and all that and then apparently was

16:54

brought up to them like hey we

16:56

can only retire like 8,000 a month

16:58

so we can have all these people

17:00

retire at the same time we can

17:02

have all these people retire at the

17:04

same time because we can only process

17:06

8,000 a month so we can have

17:08

all these people retire at the same

17:10

where every government employees retirement. with like

17:12

giant file cabinets with every doc and

17:14

they do it by hand with paperwork.

17:16

So they can only process like 8,000

17:18

on a good month because they only

17:21

so many people can get down there

17:23

and stuff. And I guess Elon's kind

17:25

like what why? Like why do we

17:27

have computers? Send our little bird down

17:29

there to make sure. It's the most

17:31

backwards and it's like that's millions of

17:33

dollars just for why? Why don't we

17:35

just put in a computer? Yeah I'm

17:37

honestly exciting because I feel like in

17:39

three to five years. the we're gonna

17:41

feel the effects of so many things

17:43

being like automated yeah that we're just

17:45

gonna like especially from now like even

17:47

going to whatever to get your driver's

17:49

license all those little things are like

17:52

involving government will just be super I

17:54

think way you know stamp of the

17:56

fingers like oh this is out should

17:58

have been you know what I mean

18:00

way more digital, just like fast, effective,

18:02

and not just like anything government really

18:05

drew down, just slow. There's so much

18:07

things that don't make sense. I had

18:09

to pay like property tax for,

18:11

I had to pay like overdraft on like

18:13

a property tax and they were like, yeah,

18:15

you can't pay it online or over the

18:17

phone, you need to mail us a check.

18:19

And I go, why? Like all that? What?

18:21

I feel like eventually I was going to

18:24

get like checked off the list. Yeah.

18:26

I don't think they're going deep enough.

18:28

Honestly, like my actual opinion is like,

18:30

I appreciate that they're like, hey, we found

18:33

and the latest thing was like the survey

18:35

that the US paid $800 million for for

18:37

like a 10-question survey. It was some assenine

18:39

thing that was like the stupidest thing ever.

18:41

Isn't one of the big points from the

18:44

opposite side though, like how come we're, like they get,

18:46

we're cutting funds and stuff, but why are

18:48

you not looking at the military and stuff

18:50

like that? Yeah, which I think they I think

18:52

they are going to but also like the

18:54

US is only where it is because of

18:56

the military So if we're at to cut

18:58

shit I would cut everything else first like

19:00

we're the most feared country in the world

19:02

because of the military in my right that

19:04

that's like the number one point Yeah, well

19:06

there's two things But what I'm saying is I

19:09

don't think they're going deep enough so I'm

19:11

like when they find this stuff like right

19:13

now. They're like hey we cut what do

19:15

you what? This cow I feel like

19:17

I'm slumped down. Yeah, I'd get rid

19:19

of the pillow. The pillow slides. There

19:21

you go. I want a chair. I would

19:23

like a chair too. I have one

19:26

more love a chair. All right at

19:28

the new studio in two years when

19:30

it's done at my house. Three years

19:32

when it's done at my house. Three

19:34

years we're going to build a chair.

19:36

All right at the new studio in

19:38

two years when it's done at my

19:40

house. Three years when it's done at

19:43

my house when it's done at my

19:45

house. a billion dollars on the survey we found it

19:47

but then they're just like we saved it we

19:49

stopped the payments okay well who did the payments go

19:51

to who okayed this who signed off on it I

19:53

think we should be like investigating everybody in the chain

19:55

to see where the fuck did the money go it

19:57

obviously doesn't cost a billion dollars to a survey so

19:59

someone their pockets but say Al Fleet 2023

20:01

what happened yeah I think we should go

20:04

deeper with this shit I mean I appreciate

20:06

they're like stopping the payments but I think

20:08

they should start investigating like where do the

20:10

payments go who okayed the fucking payments no no

20:12

so we like so doge we like I'm all for

20:15

the doge thing I think why did I see something

20:17

that said that Elon might get kicked out

20:19

of Doge. Is that? It's not getting kicked

20:21

out. So initially he signed on. I think

20:23

it's like a 160 day charter for him

20:25

to be a special government employee. So the

20:27

question now is like at the end of

20:29

that 160 is he done or is he gonna

20:32

like resign for another? I think that's

20:34

what the whole thing was. But I

20:36

think as long as it hit the

20:38

trillion, then he'll probably like take a

20:40

step back. I think government employees and

20:42

like people that depend on government

20:45

employment employment and stuff.

20:47

That's that's what happens with I

20:49

mean y'all are you you've kind of gone

20:51

corporate and you've recently been acquired By a

20:53

very corporate company like you know exactly what

20:55

it is where like a process that used to

20:57

be 10 seconds Yep all the sudden is there's

20:59

five people down the chain and if something goes

21:02

wrong yet to report to this HR person They

21:04

do an investigation that takes two weeks. Yep. I

21:06

think the people that are arguing it's doge or

21:08

the people that are like well use the system the

21:11

way it's meant to the way it's meant to be Oh,

21:13

we're spending a billion on this? Well, let's investigate

21:15

it for two years. Two more billion dollars goes

21:17

out over the two years. No one's ever held

21:19

accountability. Like, it's just this like, oh, we built

21:21

systems to protect all this fucking corruption. What do

21:24

we think about the potential, what they say, like

21:26

$5,000 refund checked? Is that essentially a STEMI? Because

21:28

a STEMI because a government printed money

21:30

and gave it to us. This

21:32

is government money they saved. They're

21:35

just redistributing. They're just redistributing. They're

21:37

just redistributing. They're just redistributing.

21:39

being a nice guy or is it a

21:41

tactic? I think both right if the government

21:43

just everyone I feel like that I

21:45

feel like that was like actually a

21:48

suggestion from Elon like a joke like oh

21:50

we could give it back to the people

21:52

and then they kind of should yeah I

21:54

think they kind of picked up on I mean

21:56

you pay taxes every year here you go if

21:58

you think there was a vote in America

22:01

and it said the winners of

22:03

this vote will it'll decide what

22:05

happens. One of it's gonna it's

22:08

gonna be a 5050. We can

22:10

either take this money and put

22:12

it towards the US debt or

22:14

we can give everyone $5,000.

22:17

Oh, we should vote for the debt

22:19

if you're smart. Everyone's 5K. Yeah,

22:21

no, I agree. Like, fuck the

22:23

debt. Put me that bumper. We

22:25

do need to pay the debt down.

22:27

Okay, next up, Christian, how do

22:30

you feel about... I'm proud of you

22:32

for keeping up with this stuff. Yeah.

22:34

Well, I... A round of applause a

22:36

little bit. Yeah, but people are

22:38

just gonna get mad at me,

22:40

but really it's just now, because

22:42

now all the decisions are fucking

22:44

up the stock market. I haven't

22:46

checked my stock market in the

22:49

last six months. Good. Yeah, don't keep

22:51

it that way. Don't look at it

22:53

Christian. I know I was real up

22:55

like six months ago No, that's not

22:58

the only reason I kind of I

23:00

kind of joke it it is like it's

23:02

it's like in Now I'm just starting

23:04

to be like oh like all these as

23:06

I'm almost like coming in during

23:08

this like all these changes. So

23:11

I'm starting to like try to

23:13

like understand more of like actually

23:15

what's happening in the world. It's

23:17

this new thing I'm trying to

23:20

do where I'm like trying to grow up

23:22

so far about like how fast he's

23:24

doing it or just like so far

23:26

like the tariffs and everything do you think

23:28

the tariffs are good I think it's a

23:30

play I think it's gonna it's a chess

23:33

move I think it's a chess move yeah

23:35

so you don't think he actually wants

23:37

to I don't think it's gonna

23:39

stay forever I hope it doesn't say

23:41

forever because I'm I'm sure like when

23:44

Trump is like what if we charge

23:46

20% terrorists my thing every time

23:48

there's a huge underlying issue like

23:50

In order to kind of reset things onto

23:52

a different path, you're gonna have to make

23:55

some crazy like really big changes to like

23:57

try to get us to move in a

23:59

different direction. So I get like just

24:01

trying to make more jobs in

24:03

America right like that's literally his

24:05

more we make our own jobs

24:08

here that's like and it just

24:10

sucks that yeah with that statement

24:12

that would be this like

24:14

amazing great thing for the

24:16

economy but then on the other side

24:18

it's like well fuck how long we'd

24:20

have to go through this like High

24:22

tariffs and all this kind of stuff

24:24

and like we are paying all that I'm

24:26

paying more for my clothes for example So

24:29

to the other countries you think that they

24:31

took her jobs They took our jobs. They

24:33

did they did tick her drips. I mean,

24:35

I don't have one. Yeah, but they didn't

24:37

like take It's just like that's how

24:39

the system is worked. Yeah, we get we

24:41

that's previous presidents and shit people say that

24:44

Trump is doing all of this I just

24:46

know I can't make a lot of my

24:48

clothes Here in the US period yeah,

24:50

because it was a price would literally

24:53

be two to three X so People

24:55

say that Trump is like doing all

24:57

this stuff to force the Fed

24:59

to lower interest rates Like he's

25:02

basically saying that like he

25:04

needs to essentially The economy is

25:06

not doing right the the economy

25:08

when I say economy like I'm

25:11

in the stock market not doing

25:13

too hot right now. No, it is. What? brother

25:15

Dow still at almost 40,000 I mean a lot of people I

25:17

love how people are like oh my god it's so bad and

25:19

like we're still up 10,000 points over the last five years since

25:21

COVID. I mean the stock market is still at almost it's all

25:23

time high right now. Yes right when I'm I don't think that's a

25:25

good indicator for the market as a whole I do think that

25:27

like US average person is not having a great time right now.

25:29

Will we have a recession this year? I don't think so I

25:31

think there's one coming I don't think there's coming I don't think

25:33

I don't think it's coming I don't think it's coming I don't

25:35

think I don't think it's going I don't think it's going I

25:37

don't think it's going I don't think it's going I don't think

25:39

it's going to me this I I feel like you can only,

25:41

like it's almost like a meme, like it's

25:43

like all the reporters, the race asked in

25:45

Trump, like hey Trump, like the stock market

25:47

went down like 2% today, like what do

25:49

you think? He'd be like, that happened today?

25:51

I didn't see it. Like, I feel like,

25:53

I mean, it'll come back, that should be

25:55

the answer. That's what he's essentially saying, where

25:57

he's just like, hey, let me do some stuff.

26:00

It'll come back, but I guess it's

26:02

easier for those kind of people versus

26:04

maybe people who are in retirement and

26:06

their portfolios gone down, you know, 6%

26:08

and they don't see any light at

26:11

the end of the tunnel, but I mean,

26:13

the stonks do this a lot, do this,

26:15

a lot, do this, a lot, a lot, a lot,

26:17

a lot, a lot, but I mean, the stonks do

26:19

this, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a

26:21

lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot,

26:23

a lot, a lot, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,

26:25

a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, lot, a, a, a, a,

26:27

a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, Because the only

26:30

way you're going to force people to come into the US is

26:32

to make the terrorists, they're not going away. So at some point,

26:34

you're going to say, fuck it, let's make our own clothing company

26:36

or we're going to find something in the US because I can't

26:38

do this anymore. But you're talking years of pain for that. Or he's

26:40

just bluffing years of pain for that. Or he's just bluffing. And

26:42

as you're talking years of pain for that. Or he's just bluffing. And

26:44

as well. Or he's just bluffing years of pain for pain for that.

26:46

Or he's just bluffing pain for that. Or he's just bluffing. Or

26:49

he's just bluffing. Or he's just bluffing. Or he's just bluffing.

26:51

Or he's just bluffing. Or he's just bluffing. Or he's just

26:53

bluffing. Or he's bluffing. Or he's bluffing. And that fucks

26:55

the economy a little bit. But he's right.

26:57

I mean, if you do it long enough

26:59

that it makes these companies. Porsche is talking

27:01

about making a factory in the US now

27:04

because they're having issues. BMW. All these car

27:06

manufacturers have production facilities in

27:08

the US. They just typically only make one

27:10

of their models there. Now, how do we

27:12

make more models there? It will work. If

27:14

you keep the tariffs up long enough, everyone

27:16

will move manufacturing to the US. It's just what

27:19

happens in that year or two. We're in

27:21

that year or two. Five years? I

27:23

don't know. Again, it's like, if

27:25

it's bluffing, then yeah, I feel

27:27

like a month from now, eventually

27:30

the countries are going to cave

27:32

or we're going to cave and

27:34

tariffs come off and

27:36

everything goes back to how it

27:38

was. But he's very like, we need

27:40

to bring it back. Do you think

27:43

Trump and the government would

27:45

allow, because they're like, would

27:47

they let the stock market

27:49

go like 25% down? Or would they

27:52

be like, we're not going to let like essentially

27:54

a deprowel like that's mildly going into like a

27:56

good question depression moves? You also got to look at

27:58

I mean if you go like people like 25 to 50 like

28:00

a crash. Yeah, but look at like the average. I don't

28:02

know the figures, but like the average American is much different

28:05

than our logic and our views, right? Like I

28:07

bet the average American doesn't have a 401k or if

28:09

they do, it's not very, it's not very, it's not, it's

28:11

not, it's not, it's not, it's not very big, it's

28:13

not very, it's not very, it's not very big, that

28:15

6% they don't, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not,

28:17

but like, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's

28:20

not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not,

28:22

it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not,

28:24

it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's

28:26

not, it I think if you look up right now, the average Americans

28:28

401k, you'd be fucking shocked. But when I say the economy, the stock

28:30

market, when I say the stock market, when I say the stock market,

28:33

I'm talking about average Americans like $7,000 in savings. Yeah. It's a lot

28:35

lower than $7,000 in savings. Yeah. It's a lot lower than you think

28:37

it is. A lot lower than you think it is. It's a lot

28:39

lower than you think it is. It's a lot lower than you think.

28:41

It's a lot lower than you think. It's not on their radar. It's

28:43

like, it's not on their radar. It's not on their radar. It's how I

28:45

feed my kids tonight. It's how I feed my kids tonight. It's how

28:47

do. It's how do. It's how do. It's how do. It's how do. It's how do

28:50

I feed my kids tonight. It's. It's how do. It's how do. It's how do.

28:52

It's What do you think? The combat, do you

28:54

think it's just stressful? Do you think it's

28:56

a long play of like, okay, you know, if

28:58

I do tariffs, it's going to increase

29:00

the pricing, like the companies aren't just

29:03

going to eat that cost, they're just

29:05

going to raise their prices, and that's

29:07

just inflation, and it like raises

29:09

the prices, and it's going to take

29:11

X amount of years for domestic

29:13

manufacturing to actually happen.

29:15

And there's a chance that like, like,

29:17

by the time that actually happens, like, Trump

29:20

won't even be an office. Yeah, I mean

29:22

so like my biggest thing is I

29:24

just hope I mean if we're making this

29:26

huge shift Yeah, like I hope in three

29:28

and a half years everything just

29:30

doesn't unwind fully and then

29:33

we're just oh shit That was

29:35

a waste of four years Yeah,

29:37

the average American will happen average

29:39

American household with two incomes Savings

29:41

across all accounts including 401ks

29:44

is about $50,000 That's everything

29:46

between two incomes for the whole

29:48

family. Yeah, those people aren't noticing

29:51

a 6% dip in the stock market. The

29:53

money's not in the stock market. I feel

29:55

like I want to retract. I feel like

29:57

a lot of my comments earlier came off

29:59

maybe a little. Insensitive tort,

30:01

when I'm talking about like how,

30:03

oh, I'm more interested because it's

30:05

affecting my money and stuff, but

30:08

I look at it as like,

30:10

and when I say the stock

30:12

market, I mean, the stock market

30:15

is a representation of the

30:17

economy as a whole, right? So

30:19

it's not just people losing money

30:21

for their money that they don't,

30:23

you know, need, right? Right, but

30:26

it does affect people who are

30:28

in retirement, right? But I'm saying like,

30:30

it does affect the people that they are

30:32

going to retirement and you're like,

30:34

oh, this little 5% dip, you know, the

30:37

market was up 20% last year. I'm like,

30:39

okay, I get that. But if the market

30:41

takes a 30, 40% dip, people who have copious

30:43

amounts of extra cash are just

30:45

investing to make more money that they

30:47

don't need, they'll ride it out and like,

30:49

they're going to be fine. but if people

30:52

who are retirement and we're like putting it

30:54

in this the safe market and they're

30:56

relying on the dividends and interest payments from

30:58

from these like vessels if their retirement account

31:01

goes down 30% 40% on because they're trying

31:03

to do like a long jeopardy play those

31:05

people don't have time to their advantage

31:07

so it does affect them in the short

31:10

term so it's like that's great that in

31:12

you know X amount of time but

31:14

that's why people are stressed about just like

31:16

the stock market going down a couple of

31:18

points I guess the easiest way to look

31:20

at it is like First off, CNN

31:22

hates Trump probably more than

31:24

anybody. I looked this morning

31:26

because I was curious. Trump's approval

31:29

rating right now, the average American,

31:31

a CNN poll, was 40, I think

31:33

it's 45 percent. That's much higher than

31:35

Biden's for the last three years of

31:38

his term. That's higher than Biden's for

31:40

the last three years of his term.

31:42

That's higher than Trump was the first

31:44

time around. And that was as of

31:46

I think this morning or yesterday. So

31:48

it's not changing his favorability a lot

31:51

of people still like the guy, so

31:53

I guess time will tell Yeah, time

31:55

will tell Joe, what do you think

31:58

about the new snow white movie? and

32:00

seeing that shit did. I'm happy that everyone

32:02

unanimously hates it. It got a 1.5 out

32:04

of 10 on IMDB. Yeah. With the marketing

32:07

budget, they're close to a billion dollar spend.

32:09

It's like 480, 490 with the marketing spend.

32:11

This should show all the people that are

32:13

like, woke doesn't exist, DUI is not a

32:16

thing, we don't care. Should really look at

32:18

the fact that like Disney, when they launched

32:20

it. All the reviews from the critics are

32:22

wonderful. If you look at all of the

32:25

reviews before the movie came out, all of

32:27

them are praising it. Best movie ever made.

32:29

So revolutionary. Such a fucking amazing movie. And

32:31

then it came out and it's fucking. It's

32:34

fucking amazing movie. And then it came out

32:36

and it's fucking. And it's fucking. It's fucking.

32:38

And then it came out and it's fucking.

32:40

And it's fucking. It's fucking. And then it

32:43

came out and it's fucking. I'm to be.

32:45

My problem is, I don't like super dive

32:47

into the whole like, wokeness. I just don't

32:49

like her attitude in those interviews. Right. I

32:52

think it's the movie itself just sucked. Yeah,

32:54

but like, have you seen those interviews? Well,

32:56

no, no, I know, but I don't think

32:58

that's why the movie is doing bad. Yeah.

33:01

I think it was just a bad, because

33:03

it's just a bad, because it's just a

33:05

bad, like, like, huge roles for. No, it

33:07

was a fucking Lannister dude. He's Peter Dinklage

33:10

He's Peter Dinklage went when they first announced

33:12

this movie's been in the news for like

33:14

three years like this has been going on

33:16

a long time Peter Dinklage is on a

33:19

podcast and was saying how it was like

33:21

oh like Disney wants to say they're so

33:23

progressive and moving forward but you're gonna hire

33:25

a bunch of midgets to play like you

33:28

know the the the dwarves in the movie

33:30

Like that's not moving forward at all and

33:32

then Disney actually rewrote it to go to

33:34

CGI and a bunch of little people He

33:37

was saying that yeah, because he was saying

33:39

it was like good job Yeah, he was

33:41

going the other way He was saying that

33:43

I know he was saying the opposite they

33:46

use actual people. Yeah, I made this huge

33:48

career I know like in Game of Thrones

33:50

No, I mean he was famous for that,

33:52

but but you know what I mean like

33:55

he was basically He was saying that we're

33:57

moving backwards, not forwards, by only giving little

33:59

people. I think he was more saying that

34:01

like, it's disrespectful that like, little people can

34:04

only get rolls of like, dwarfs like that.

34:06

In this specific scenario, they're called the seven

34:08

dwarfs. This would be a great opportunity for

34:10

a lot of. This would be a great

34:13

opportunity for a lot of back. For about

34:15

seven of them. For about seven of them.

34:17

This is great opportunity. That's apparently why it

34:19

was all him in a podcast. I do.

34:22

I do a kind of a kind of

34:24

a problem with. I don't really take it

34:26

beyond like, oh, that's kind of stupid. Like

34:28

a lot of times, like in the interview,

34:31

like she'll say like, oh, we changed this

34:33

because it's 2025 and like, you know, whether

34:35

it be, I don't know if it's progression

34:37

and feminism or something, but they changed like

34:40

parts of story because like, you know, 2025

34:42

and we've evolved since then all of it.

34:44

Leave it the way that it is I

34:46

don't know if you know then make a

34:49

whole other movie if you're gonna change you

34:51

know why snow white's called snowway I don't

34:53

yes I do I do I do I

34:55

watch this go ahead say because it's one

34:58

line in the movie the mirror says it

35:00

not in the new movie but in the

35:02

old movie in the old movie it says

35:05

because that like the parents no because their

35:07

skin was as as pale as snow skin

35:09

as white as snow and then her Why?

35:11

There's the one movie that like literally this,

35:14

the whole movie is based on her being

35:16

a super pale white girl. Why? There's the

35:18

one when you didn't have to recast one.

35:20

Pretty ten. Pretty ten. Speaking of you. You're

35:23

not very white. You could not play Snow

35:25

White. Yeah, you're way wider than Max right

35:27

now. I haven't been playing golf or anything.

35:29

You know what it is? Here, oh! Great

35:32

segue, great way, wait, wait, let me just

35:34

say, I don't hate everything does he does.

35:36

I'm pretty excited about Lelow and Stitch. That

35:38

actually looks good. Mufaaso is pretty good. I

35:41

didn't see that last night. But Lelow and

35:43

Stitch looks like they did a good job.

35:45

Like I'm okay with that. I don't think

35:47

it's all bad. Also, can we all just

35:50

agree that like Galgado? She's a terrible fucking

35:52

actor. What? I think she was a hot

35:54

Wonder Woman, so everyone liked her, but like

35:56

she's really bad at acting. I like Galgado.

35:59

Every movie she said she's terrible actor. I

36:01

don't think she's a good actress. I think

36:03

she's a very good looking girl and everyone

36:05

had a crush on her. No, okay. No,

36:08

I take that back. I think it's literally

36:10

just the accent sometimes is still coming through

36:12

too strong. So you hate people with accents,

36:14

Guy. No, it's just she's a good actor

36:17

to you. Uh, who's a good? Like Josh

36:19

Brolin. Josh Brolin's a great actor. Yeah, I

36:21

even think, uh, he's my favorite actor. I

36:23

think she's kind of overrated, but Zandiah, Zendai,

36:26

or whatever, I think she's a good actor.

36:28

She's great. Yeah, I think they could be

36:30

a good actress. You know, it was a

36:32

great, Holland's good. Yeah, at the end, I'm

36:35

not gonna run a bunch of dudes, I'm

36:37

like, I'm like, I'm feeling how like, like,

36:39

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

36:41

like, like, like, like, Like I was feeling

36:44

how much pain she was going through like

36:46

I was like wow. Wow! Wow! Season 4

36:48

started in her back, so like oh yeah.

36:50

Damn, that's a boss. Imagine Galgadot being that

36:53

that character. It wouldn't work. It's Galgadot because

36:55

she has an accent. It's not Godot. It's

36:57

not Godot. I don't know how to say

36:59

it. Galgadot. Galgadot. Which also, wasn't she? It,

37:02

any who. Disney's wild, because Disney's wild because

37:04

Disney's wild. Because Disney's wild, because Disney's wild,

37:06

because Disney's left, because Disney's, because Disney's wild.

37:08

So during that whole war start everyone was

37:11

like get her out of there they kept

37:13

her but then they got rid of the

37:15

little people. This is weird where they pick

37:17

and choose like what we're gonna I don't

37:20

know I like Galgado don't like Rachel. I

37:22

think she's cool. I just don't think she's

37:24

a good actress. Anyway you think I'm tan?

37:26

Yeah. This is a good question I was

37:29

thinking of having so do you think it's

37:31

a like the place it needs to be

37:33

acceptable or is there an age bracket as

37:35

well when I'm working out at Alflam? I

37:38

really enjoy, when I go to the turf,

37:40

or like whatever, I like taking my shirt

37:42

off to work out, especially when it's warm

37:44

because I like to get sun while I'm

37:47

working out. And I don't know if there's

37:49

a scientific connection of like mind to muscle

37:51

like when I'm watching like I guess they

37:53

have the that's cool like oh man I

37:56

look good but like also like oh I'm

37:58

doing this movement I'm like watching my form

38:00

I'm like I'm like watching my form I'm

38:02

like I'm like watching the muscle contract I'm

38:05

like getting it is it duchy to take

38:07

your shirt off at the gym am I

38:09

a duch? No because it's gym too and

38:11

you're allowed and you're allowed and you're allowed

38:14

and you're I think outside gym it's acceptable.

38:16

When I'm in the inside gym and someone

38:18

has a shirt off. Well that's actually not

38:20

allowed. Oh inside gym too. Oh inside gym

38:23

too? I think if you're under a roof.

38:25

I think if you're in the sun I'm

38:27

totally cool with it. That's a good point.

38:30

What if it's just really really really really

38:32

hot inside gym too? You're wearing a fucking

38:34

like breathable shirt. Personally? Okay I have my

38:36

answer. You never take your shirt off. I

38:39

don't you should take your shirt off. I

38:41

never take your shirt off. I never take

38:43

your shirt off. I never take your shirt

38:45

off. I think during the summer I'll take

38:48

it off on the turf and I'll consider

38:50

the first row closest to the turf. So

38:52

if I'm doing like that seated cable, that's

38:54

right. Then I'll shirtless, but if it was

38:57

like the next machine over, put the shirt

38:59

on. Okay, what about, okay, so you don't

39:01

think it's duchy if you're outside to work

39:03

out with your shirt off. If you work

39:06

out at the Outland gym too and you

39:08

work out shirtless, but as long as you

39:10

use a towel on the towel to use

39:12

a towel on the towel on the towel

39:15

on the towel on the towel on the

39:17

towel on the towel on the towel on

39:19

the towel on the towel on the towel

39:21

on the towel on the towel on the

39:24

towel on the I'm not talking shit, but

39:26

I personally wouldn't do it. Outdoor workouts, you're

39:28

not like on a machine, like you're not

39:30

sitting on a seat, you're just doing like

39:33

movements. I'm not, okay, I'm not talking about

39:35

the cleanliness, I'm not talking about the aspect

39:37

of like just taking my shirt off to

39:39

work out. Yeah, you think it's fine? Yeah.

39:42

Acceptable? Do you think there's an age limit

39:44

to that? I like that. Another thing you're

39:46

doing. What are you going to say, like,

39:48

should there be, like, what? Any limit on,

39:51

no. Anyone can take their shirts off. Anyone?

39:53

Oh, you're asking if I was going to

39:55

say, like, do you have to be jacked?

39:57

Yeah. Oh, no, no. Oh, I thought you

40:00

were saying like, never mind. No, I don't

40:02

care. I look at it as like. to

40:04

get tan. And then I also like, ideally

40:06

if I have a mirror when I'm like

40:09

doing like lateral rates, I really like it.

40:11

I was a shot out of a cannon.

40:13

What? I don't get in trouble here for

40:15

a second. You on the gym. Here we

40:18

go. Equal, equal rights. Girl comes in to

40:20

Alflin, takes off for sure, no bra outside

40:22

working out. No, but I'm saying like if,

40:24

let's say doing it as like a prank

40:27

or something. Would you like have like have

40:29

like would you kick him out? Would you

40:31

like you can't do that? Or is it

40:33

like if they're doing like the arguments like

40:36

you're letting guys take their shirts off? Wait

40:38

if they have a girl like was working

40:40

out outside at Alflin with no broad just

40:42

straight up no top is that like I

40:45

feel that's gonna happen one's like straight up

40:47

no top is that like I feel that's

40:49

gonna happen one happen one's straight up no

40:51

top is that like I feel like I

40:54

feel like that's happen no top is that

40:56

like I'm is that like like I mean

40:58

is like I mean is like I Indecency,

41:00

but it's a private gym, so it's not

41:03

public indecency. You'd have to have, you would

41:05

just be a company policy. I think at

41:07

the, at the moment, the world has not

41:09

accepted the topless woman as like a thing

41:12

that is acceptable. I was just wondering, right?

41:14

Like, depends on the country, some countries. No,

41:16

I've seen some reals where like a girl

41:18

will do like, she'll take off her shirt

41:21

facing away from the camera and then do

41:23

like pull-ups. And then like her boyfriend will

41:25

show up or something or something and it.

41:27

If that happened at Outflant, I don't know

41:30

what I would do in that moment. What

41:32

would you do if you went outside and

41:34

Heidi was just working out without her top

41:36

on? Yeah, but that's a husband thing. It

41:39

has to be a random girl. I mean,

41:41

I've seen some wild outfits at Outflant. No,

41:43

yeah. No, there are some wild outfits at

41:45

Outflant. No, yeah. No, there are some wild

41:48

outfits. Wild outfits. Y'all didn't let her, you

41:50

know? I see these guys' nipples. Why can't

41:52

I show them? Like does it turn into

41:54

like a... That's what I'm saying, it's like

41:57

there's a giant like the free the nipple

41:59

thing of like it's just a nipple, it's

42:01

natural, like if you're breastfeeding it's fine in

42:04

public and people are still like controversial about

42:06

that, but just walking around like you have

42:08

to go to to topless beaches or I

42:10

don't know. Yeah, that's a very very good

42:13

point. Well I think it opens up also

42:15

can worms of probably people being creepy and

42:17

then just... What if you just like open

42:19

the sauna and there's like open the sauna

42:22

and there's like open the sauna and there's

42:24

like... I

42:27

don't know what I would do. I don't

42:29

know. You go. You go. All right. Well,

42:31

I'm just saying, I'm going to say later.

42:34

Ladies, do you mind? If anything, I think

42:36

it's like a profiling tool, because like, whoever

42:38

the guy is that reports that, like, why

42:40

are you reporting that? Are you? This is

42:42

like, I'm really getting myself in trouble here,

42:44

but this is like, you ever see when

42:47

it's like a really, really, really hot, like,

42:49

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

42:51

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

42:53

like, Not like a kid, but like, but

42:55

it's like a junior in high school was

42:57

like caught with like a really good looking

43:00

teacher and they show it. And I'm like,

43:02

why would you rat that out? Like what

43:04

what juniors like? I'm gonna go tell on

43:06

this teacher. Are you kidding me? Because it's

43:08

an underage kid. I'm saying, but okay, I'm

43:11

saying, but okay, I'm saying it's a real

43:13

thing. I can't wait to see the comments

43:15

on this video. Okay, back to the shirtless

43:17

thing. So we've established not Duchy to take

43:19

her shirt off working out of the gym.

43:21

What about the second opportunity I get to

43:24

Tan is when I walk the dogs around

43:26

the neighborhood. That's okay. Because I was telling

43:28

Taylor, I was like, you know, besides when

43:30

it's like noon and the sun's like, and

43:32

the sun's like straight up. I was like,

43:35

like, if it's like, like, like, like, straight.

43:37

Do I look Duchy? I think you have

43:39

to be jogging. Yeah. Though the other day,

43:41

I literally, I think about this all the

43:43

time. I'm not jogging. I run. on the

43:45

lake every day, shirtless if I'm running. But

43:48

the other day, Heidi wanted to go for

43:50

a walk and I hadn't done my run

43:52

and she wanted to take knowledge and I

43:54

didn't want to run. So I took my

43:56

shirt off, I was like, are we about

43:59

to walk with my shirt off? And I

44:01

ended up walk with my shirt off. And

44:03

I ended up walking with my shirt off

44:05

with my shirt off and I was like,

44:07

are we about to walk with my shirt

44:09

off with it's weird? But it's weird, you're

44:12

with someone else. Yeah, but I'm getting tan.

44:14

I'm not doing this. You know, I get

44:16

it. I'm just... Especially, ours is like a

44:18

public lake, you know? Yeah. I feel very

44:20

weird. If you've been to like Memorial Park

44:22

in Houston, every dude running against a shirt

44:25

off. It's just like a thing running as

44:27

a shirt off. It's just like a thing.

44:29

Sholly Kips doing when he does his like,

44:31

like, it's socially acceptable. Okay. No, I think

44:33

they're like, look at that shredded guy with

44:36

it. That's exactly what I was thinking that

44:38

they were thinking. Hey, speaking of taking her

44:40

gerbs, there's been a new update with chat

44:42

GPT, 40. Yeah, I love, Heidi's all over

44:44

it. Oh, it's great. Yeah, Heidi's all over

44:46

it. Oh, it's great. Yeah. Oh, it's great.

44:49

Yeah, Heidi's all over it. Oh, it's great.

44:51

Yeah. guys, I forget the designer, but like

44:53

everyone's doing this like cartoon version of like

44:55

themselves, but it's this like artist. Basically, there's

44:57

a huge, yeah, what is that? I had

45:00

a, the cartoon thing, Juan just sent me,

45:02

it's like studio something, studio, something, studio, something,

45:04

but anyway, I posted about how I was

45:06

like, oh, graphic designers are like sweating right

45:08

now, all stuff, and I had a couple

45:10

people like respond on Twitter that was like,

45:13

like, saying they're not going to support me

45:15

anymore because I'm not using like designers and

45:17

I'm like My view is, and actually I

45:19

asked Taylor this and her answer was like

45:21

phenomenal, of like, I was like, you either

45:23

evolve or you die. Like you can't stop

45:26

the trajectory of where technology is going and

45:28

you can either be like, I'm so angry

45:30

at this or you can use it as

45:32

a tool to your advantage to come to

45:34

set yourself apart and it's gonna weed out

45:37

if anything, it's gonna make the really good

45:39

designers even more valuable because the internet can't

45:41

replace them. But what's your thoughts on AI

45:43

and technology? potentially like taking like let's say

45:45

designers jobs because it can like why would

45:47

you pay a design firm to create a

45:50

variation of like five logos of alphaly when

45:52

you could just go create five different variations

45:54

this make it three d make the make

45:56

one in a script style make one of

45:58

this and in 30 seconds you can have

46:01

it versus paying someone. Yep everyone's gonna have

46:03

to learn how to use it. Yep. Well,

46:05

it got good at text. You got good

46:07

at text. That's what changed, right? It's better

46:09

overall. But historically, AI, when you had to

46:11

do anything with text, it was like a

46:14

blob of like random letter. It didn't know

46:16

what it was doing. Now it does, like,

46:18

PDF. I mean, you can say, like, generate

46:20

me a go-to-market strategy for Alfoli, and it'll

46:22

give you a PDF, like a perfectly rendered

46:24

text and stuff. And you send it to

46:27

one of your in-house design guys and they

46:29

just blow it up. That's what I would

46:31

do. Yeah. I would take inspiration from that

46:33

and be like, hey, designer, I don't need

46:35

your ideas. I need you to make this.

46:38

Yes, but. But see, he can't charge to

46:40

write. Now he's charging you $50 to turn

46:42

it into like a vectorized image as opposed

46:44

to charging you $1,000 to come up with

46:46

the whole idea. I think you use. chat

46:48

GPT to like basically assist and you spend

46:51

10 minutes kind of cleaning up like some

46:53

variations are like wow give me a great

46:55

one do you charge a discount because you're

46:57

like oh I didn't have to like sketch

46:59

this all out like I used to. And

47:02

you charge what you can until everyone figures

47:04

it out. I mean, this happened multiple times

47:06

in the industry. Shopify, unless you're just like

47:08

fucking the most complicated thing in the world.

47:10

Is that saying our website is your website?

47:12

Your website is the biggest rats? Your website

47:15

is the biggest rats nest we've ever dealt

47:17

with. Because your website is the biggest rats

47:19

nest we've ever dealt with. It's taking a

47:21

lot of time for us to fix a

47:23

lot of stuff. But the point is when

47:25

shopifies, you've been like changing Alflete website. It's

47:28

small changes for like 10 years. Yeah, and

47:30

I. It hasn't been bad before the rebrand

47:32

is what's killing us because a lot of

47:34

things are changing. Why for clothing don't people

47:36

just want like a like a clean home

47:39

page and then a place to just click

47:41

the clothes and see the photos and see

47:43

the photos like that's what the clothes and

47:45

see the photos and see the photos. Not

47:47

a good brand, but that website has not

47:49

promoted. A lot of people are not like,

47:52

hey, can we rebuild that website? Usually there's

47:54

like someone that comes out with something so

47:56

nice that everyone else is like, isn't there

47:58

a new AI thing that now you can

48:00

literally just copy a website? Bro, couldn't you

48:03

just like go to like, hey, look at

48:05

Nike, like, look at Nike.com. Here's this website,

48:07

here's my current, tell me all the code

48:09

that would need my website that would need

48:11

my website to make my website to make

48:13

it, to make it, to make it, to

48:16

make it, to make it, to make it,

48:18

to make it, to make it, to make

48:20

it, to make it, to make it, to

48:22

make it, to make it, to make it,

48:24

to make it, to make it, to make

48:26

it, to make it, to make it, to

48:29

make it, to make it, to make it,

48:31

to make it, to make it, to make

48:33

it, to, to, to, to So when Shopify

48:35

was first a thing, no no, it's what

48:37

I'm going to. When Shopify was first a

48:40

thing, I could charge six grand, seven grand

48:42

for a Shopify theme, and no one knew

48:44

any different. Like, okay, I would just buy

48:46

a separate fucking theme and change them, and

48:48

I would just buy a separate fucking theme

48:50

and change them stuff about it and deliver

48:53

it. Like, okay, I would just buy a

48:55

separate fucking theme and change some stuff about

48:57

it and deliver it, and change some stuff

48:59

about it, and change them, and change them,

49:01

and change them, and change them, and change

49:04

them, They're going to just take the thousand

49:06

dollars for the design, do it, chat it,

49:08

or AI and deliver it and call it

49:10

a day. What happens is the industry figures

49:12

out someone like yourself is like, well, why

49:14

are you charging me $1,000 when AI could

49:17

do this? And it will drive the prices

49:19

down. And then eventually it will be the

49:21

point where the designer can't charge more than

49:23

50 bucks, because everyone knows it's just AI.

49:25

That's how the websites, I mean, there was

49:27

a time where it was commonplace, $10,000 for

49:30

a Shopify website. Now there's a lot of

49:32

frustrating things like graphic design in general, like.

49:34

Think tools that he's using and like I

49:36

know I just don't know the technicalities of

49:38

how to like get what I'm doing But

49:41

then I get charged like the bill and

49:43

it'll say how long it took and I'm

49:45

like there's no world There's no world that

49:47

it took you that long. There's no world.

49:49

There's no world that it took you that

49:51

long. There's no world like consolidating files 250

49:54

what you right clicked and it compressed to

49:56

zip Yeah, it's just they're thinking that like

49:58

the average person on what that what that

50:00

means so we're what that what that means

50:02

so we're just gonna what that what that

50:05

means so we're just gonna charge person like

50:07

the that I just posted for the one

50:09

out of 10. Still using pick monkey. Sorry,

50:11

as Chad, you can see, it'll do it

50:13

for you. And Max looks like some weird

50:15

creature. I used pick monkey, and I still

50:18

don't know how to save the damn file

50:20

in the right area on my fucking computer,

50:22

bro. It's crazy. It's just so much effort.

50:24

For that big of a video, that was

50:26

the thumbnail you went with. It was the

50:28

three thumbnail test. Oh. And that one did

50:31

the best. I didn't do that today. Mine.

50:33

Mine. Mine the 10 out of 10 out

50:35

of 10 out of 10 out of 10

50:37

out of 10 out of 10 out of

50:39

10 out of 10 out of 10 out

50:42

of 10 today. Yes. Sore's getting pretty good.

50:44

It's not great, but it's getting pretty good.

50:46

It's the video generation side of this Christian.

50:48

When it is to the point, as a

50:50

creator, when I can go to Sore and

50:52

say, hey, take this Max tuning character on

50:55

YouTube and generate me a video where he

50:57

goes and buys a Lamborghini and does a

50:59

log on it, and it kicks out a

51:01

video where it's like, good enough with your

51:03

voice. Are you not like, fuck, fuck, okay,

51:06

okay, I'm, okay, I'm like, I, I, I,

51:08

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

51:10

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

51:12

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

51:14

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

51:16

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

51:19

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

51:21

I Let me tell you something. We're not

51:23

far away from having like Max say whatever

51:25

I want on Chad GBT. Let me tell

51:27

you something Joe. There is no computer program.

51:29

Oh, we will. There is no computer program

51:32

on this planet. This is what all the

51:34

fucking designers were saying two years ago. Yes,

51:36

I'm built different. Okay. The things that I

51:38

think up, I actually, sometimes, like I would

51:40

love, and that's the one crazy thing about

51:43

the human race is that like you have

51:45

no idea what someone else is thinking, right?

51:47

Guys, okay, this is gonna sound crazy to

51:49

you. If you could go into my brain.

51:51

I couldn't, I can't even begin to explain

51:53

the 700 things per minute that goes on

51:56

in my head of like when I just

51:58

look, I couldn't explain to you. I'll sound

52:00

crazy explaining the shit that goes on in

52:02

my head of like things that I see

52:04

and how quickly like, I'm telling you. Yeah,

52:07

I'll figure it out. No, but that wasn't

52:09

what I'm going at, but the jokes that

52:11

come out of my brain. Yeah, I can

52:13

do. No computer can do. Here's where it

52:15

gets really scary like the next industry that

52:17

I think is absolutely fucked is animation. So

52:20

like your Pixars and stuff Because like, SORA

52:22

can do that. In the next five years,

52:24

I think AI will be able to generate

52:26

an animated movie with the voices and everything.

52:28

And like, animations, like, movie studios are just

52:30

going to give AI and say, just a

52:33

script. Or just a script and like a

52:35

scenes and it's like building. Like right now,

52:37

they spend hours per frame rendering animated movies

52:39

and all the CGI and stuff. And it's

52:41

like, that industry, I think's next to get

52:44

chopped to get chopped because AI. I saw

52:46

the other day, someone gave it, someone gave

52:48

it a video a video of a video

52:50

of a video of a video of a

52:52

video of a video of a video of

52:54

a video of a video of a video

52:57

of a video of a video of a

52:59

video of a video of a video of

53:01

a video of a video of a video

53:03

of a video of a video of a

53:05

video of a video of a video of

53:08

a video of a video of a video

53:10

of a video of a video of a

53:12

video of a video of a video of

53:14

a video of a video of Like it's

53:16

not perfect but it's good enough to like

53:18

if you just saw it on Instagram like

53:21

you would be like oh shit that car

53:23

blew up I think we're like five years

53:25

out from like all visual effects just being

53:27

aye eyes on top. You know some stupid

53:29

shit how are we five years out from

53:31

that but my YouTube video still takes an

53:34

hour and a half to three hours to

53:36

upload because you have shitty internet. Mine takes

53:38

two minutes. Well hold on I can upload

53:40

these podcasts these podcasts in like eight minutes.

53:42

See I'd upload like three times a week

53:45

five. For me, it's all night, a lot

53:47

of times I have to leave it running.

53:49

That's terrible. You're up to your internet, your

53:51

house. Are you up leading at home or

53:53

at the office? But the office is we

53:55

should fix your internet at the house. Yeah,

53:58

is that most thing called dial-up? Yeah, it's

54:00

like, wait a second. I got one megabyte

54:02

per second. Noob. AI is scary. Also like

54:04

writers. You know, like children's books and stuff?

54:06

That 100% could be AI. Yeah, but like

54:09

riddle books? Just tell it to give you

54:11

100 riddles and it's just gonna like... You

54:13

just got to adapt or you die. I

54:15

mean, just look at shit if like... We

54:17

used to get people to deliver milkmen, like

54:19

deliver milkmen, like deliver milk. We needed like

54:22

the newspaper every day. No one's like, no

54:24

one gives a shit about the newspaper. So

54:26

it's like... Have you seen Boston Dynamics, the

54:28

video, that robot? Yeah. Came out like last

54:30

week? Not that one, but dude. I like,

54:32

I want to think it's fake, but I

54:35

don't think it is. I mean, do this

54:37

fucking things running, it's some summer salts? Like,

54:39

it is... Bro, when we take these robots

54:41

and give them guns and just tell them

54:43

like go fight like that shit We're fucked.

54:46

Yeah, like it is actually terrifying like this

54:48

thing is stronger than you it's faster than

54:50

you more accurate It has no feelings has

54:52

no hesitation the one that like shoots basketballs

54:54

makes them from anywhere in the court. I'm

54:56

gonna show you after this the Boston Dynamics

54:59

one is terrifying It literally does a back

55:01

flip and it's like oh do you think

55:03

one of those robots could take a silver

55:05

back gorilla? That's true. You can just make

55:07

the robot bigger. Hey, speaking of Silverback guerrillas,

55:10

Dolly is about to go into her heat

55:12

next month. Dude, have fun. I think. Need

55:14

to ask you both your quiet. Well, because

55:16

you, Senna, you had her heat, or right

55:18

before. Now is the whole thing. All my

55:20

vet is saying, especially because she's a mini,

55:23

is to get her spayed before her heat.

55:25

And people on the internet are saying as

55:27

well. Apparently. With the Doberman they told me

55:29

she's with the Doberman it was let her

55:31

go through it because it lets all their

55:33

hormones mature and they'll grow a little bit

55:36

more with the Doberman you kind of wanted

55:38

her to fill out a little yeah, but

55:40

I think the mini it is a pain

55:42

in the ass dude My white couch was

55:44

ruined. My walls, I had to repaint like

55:47

all the fucking house because they shake. It

55:49

was gross. You get home with like, I'm

55:51

going to shit on these walls, right? It

55:53

was bad. And she wouldn't, I put a

55:55

diaper on her and she's ripping off. It

55:57

was like a two week period of hell.

56:00

I don't recommend it. I think I'm going

56:02

to put her spade next month. In hindsight,

56:04

I would rather send to be a little

56:06

bit smaller. Not have dealt. Because you've never

56:08

had a period I've yeah contrary to a

56:11

lot of people it was wild every episode

56:13

you're on a period Joe you're Joe you're

56:15

selling You said you might sell your raptor.

56:17

No, I drove I thought that was a

56:19

I drove I wouldn't drove the F 250

56:21

and it's it's very rough. I was shocked

56:24

by the whole too. I voted. People like

56:26

I voted 250. I voted 250 so you

56:28

can tell my G people like 250 man.

56:30

Basically I didn't realize how stiff a 250

56:32

was basically I didn't realize how stiff a

56:35

250 was. It makes sense. They have to

56:37

towshits or a lot or a lot stiffer.

56:39

You can almost turn a 250 into a

56:41

Raptor. Like you can jump the fucking 250.

56:43

That's what I want to do. You don't

56:45

get a 250 to make it a wrapper.

56:48

You get a 250 because you're like, I

56:50

kind of want a truck and you want

56:52

to tow stuff. Or else you just get

56:54

a 150. I think the idea, uh, TJ,

56:56

TJ is 250 is like fully built out.

56:58

I think the idea of, uh, TJ, TJ,

57:01

is 250 is like fully built out. I

57:03

think the idea of having a fully built

57:05

250 that can, like fully built, yeah, like,

57:07

like 22 miles a gallon, like 22 miles

57:09

a gallon and diesel, a dollar, a dollar,

57:12

a dollar, a dollar, a dollar, a dollar,

57:14

a dollar, a dollar, a dollar, a dollar,

57:16

a dollar, a dollar, a dollar, a dollar,

57:18

a dollar, a dollar, a dollar, a dollar,

57:20

a dollar, a dollar, a dollar, a dollar,

57:22

a dollar, a dollar, a dollar, a dollar,

57:25

a dollar, a dollar, a dollar, a dollar,

57:27

a dollar, That thing moves off the line

57:29

yes, but as 1200 torque like 40 to

57:31

80 that 250 fucking moves I'm gonna keep

57:33

the raptor though. I like the raptor I

57:36

don't know I don't know wait real quick

57:38

Christian, how did your, um, you made this

57:40

documentary, why did you release it at 80,000

57:42

and not 100,000? Because it would take too

57:44

long to get to 100K. You're a douche.

57:46

Like you could make it it. My dress

57:49

though. Well, like you could have made it

57:51

at 75K, but 80 is a real. When

57:53

I was already at 73 or 72 or

57:55

something, I was like 75 is too soon.

57:57

That's gonna look like I was trying to

57:59

put it out. comments and everything. I was

58:02

happy with it. I honestly thought that this

58:04

is me just being in my head, but

58:06

knowing like I was on Adderall, I was

58:08

on, you know, all that stuff in 2023,

58:10

like to me, I was expecting the comments

58:13

to be 80% damn. I'm so happy like,

58:15

you kind of shifted to how you are

58:17

now. But literally there's like one comment about

58:19

like that. And it was more to most

58:21

comments like positive. They're like, like, this is

58:23

like, like, I wish you go back to

58:26

this. I actually want to make a post

58:28

today talking about the document, like a carousel.

58:30

And Heidi was like, you need to think

58:32

about what the message of this is. I'm

58:34

like, fuck, well, I don't know. It's hard

58:37

to me to kind of lived it. I'm

58:39

like, yeah. So she thinks the messages, there's

58:41

times in life, we just got to kind

58:43

of literally not be unhealthy, but just be

58:45

able to like commit to what you do

58:47

and like make it happen regardless of stress

58:50

and all this. But like that was, it

58:52

feels so different now in 2025 now in

58:54

2025, you know, you know. How much did

58:56

it change? Because I saw the original, like,

58:58

like, the first cut, the Justin. I only

59:00

saw that one cut. So it's still the

59:03

same? Okay. I don't know if he's still

59:05

working on it this whole time or if

59:07

this was, like, so it's just been sitting

59:09

on it. It's because he wanted to submit

59:11

it. Yeah. Because it was, like, his first

59:14

film. So if you submit it to the

59:16

film festivals, then you can't post it. So

59:18

he asked if, like, like, like, like, like,

59:20

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

59:22

like, like, like, a year. So then I

59:24

was free to release it. What makes it

59:27

a film versus just a video? Are my

59:29

blog films? Absolutely not. Like what defines it

59:31

as a movie because it had like a

59:33

title in the intro? No, I'm not like,

59:35

no, but like what? No, that's a good

59:38

question. I don't know what it is. There

59:40

is a, there's a thing. It's like a,

59:42

I found out the other day, I mean,

59:44

I mean, I have a storyline. They have

59:46

a beginning middle and a mountain. There's actually

59:48

a height. Like at a certain height, like

59:51

it's a height. It's like over 935. 935

59:53

feet, it becomes 935 feet, it becomes a

59:55

mountain. It becomes 935 feet, it becomes a

59:57

mountain. It becomes a mountain. It becomes a

59:59

mountain. That makes sense. There's a line that

1:00:01

like you hit, I guess I don't know

1:00:04

what the line is with a a vlog

1:00:06

to a film like at what point does

1:00:08

your vlog turn into a film? I get

1:00:10

maybe time length. Because people be like a

1:00:12

amount of a short film. You have to

1:00:15

have people working on it. You have to

1:00:17

have people working on it? You have to

1:00:19

have people working on it? You have to

1:00:21

have people working on it? You can have

1:00:23

people working on it? There's definitely a I

1:00:25

don't know what it is but wait I

1:00:28

just realized the most important topic of all

1:00:30

we haven't talked about I'm having a baby

1:00:32

yeah I literally I literally forget sometimes I

1:00:34

don't end next Sunday baby shower we find

1:00:36

out I don't know if I'm gonna be

1:00:39

here what what you're not gonna make for

1:00:41

the no it's not baby shower it's a

1:00:43

gender reveal next Sunday next Sunday I think

1:00:45

I go to Vegas, no, I think I'm

1:00:47

good, I think I go to Vegas on

1:00:49

Tuesday. Joe, playing hard to get. No, I

1:00:52

don't know. You think it's a boy or

1:00:54

a girl? Bro, I just, I'm happy for

1:00:56

you. I don't know. What do you think?

1:00:58

I think it's gonna be a girl. Yeah,

1:01:00

that's what I think it's gonna be a

1:01:02

girl. Yeah, that's what I think it's gonna

1:01:05

be a girl. Yeah, that's what I think

1:01:07

it's gonna be a girl. For sure. For

1:01:09

sure. For sure. I hope it's a girl.

1:01:11

For sure. For sure. I hope it's a

1:01:13

girl. For sure. For sure. I hope it's

1:01:16

a girl. For sure. I hope it's a

1:01:18

girl. For sure. I hope it's a girl.

1:01:20

For sure. I hope it's a girl. For

1:01:22

sure. I hope it's a girl. I hope

1:01:24

it's a girl. I hope it's a girl.

1:01:26

But we already announced a name either way

1:01:29

Charlie Charles Charlie yeah, boy will be natural

1:01:31

maybe Charles, but Charlie even if it's a

1:01:33

girl Yeah, I'm be a dad. That's crazy.

1:01:35

What do you guys think about that? What

1:01:37

do you think? about me being dead. I

1:01:40

think you're gonna be a fucking great dad,

1:01:42

bro. Thanks. Like the best dad. Yeah, I

1:01:44

appreciate it. I know it took you a

1:01:46

while. You're like 40 years old now. But

1:01:48

yeah. I think it's all for the best

1:01:50

though. Because if you had a kid seven

1:01:53

years ago, like nothing that happened would have

1:01:55

happened. Like, you know, it's one of those

1:01:57

things where it's like, is the best case

1:01:59

scenario. Like, with everything else happening. Like, if

1:02:01

you have the ability that if you want

1:02:03

to be a stay at a stay at

1:02:06

a stay at a stay at a stay

1:02:08

at a stay at a stay at a

1:02:10

stay at home dad for a stay at

1:02:12

a stay at home dad for a stay

1:02:14

at home dad for a stay at home

1:02:17

dad for a stay at home dad for

1:02:19

a stay at home dad for three or

1:02:21

if you, a stay home dad for three

1:02:23

or if you, I think I'd

1:02:25

much rather, I'm just saying I'd much

1:02:28

rather be a dad and not like

1:02:30

your biggest stress with this kid is

1:02:32

now going to be like the kids

1:02:34

well-being and stuff as opposed to like

1:02:36

a lot of parents out there where

1:02:39

it's like they don't, yeah, like can

1:02:41

I even afford to buy the kid

1:02:43

food today and stuff? Yeah, very fortunate

1:02:45

exactly. Like you're going to be able

1:02:47

to have like that bucket kind of

1:02:50

checked off of like stresses you don't

1:02:52

have to worry about is Part

1:02:54

of me is kind of like, you

1:02:56

know, like, when you're growing up, you're

1:02:58

like, oh, I saw my dad or

1:03:01

mom, like, working so much and all

1:03:03

these things, but your kids are me

1:03:05

like, my dad doesn't do shit. But

1:03:07

my dad just plays golf and like,

1:03:09

and does nothing. He's, he's, he's, he's,

1:03:11

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

1:03:13

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

1:03:15

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

1:03:17

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

1:03:19

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

1:03:21

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

1:03:23

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's be

1:03:25

that accessible you know yeah I think

1:03:27

the same thing do you think that

1:03:29

dad needs to be like a way

1:03:32

yeah so you like so you do

1:03:34

you think it be it not as

1:03:36

good if it's especially if it's a

1:03:38

boy I think I don't know it's

1:03:40

gonna be tough I mean because I'll

1:03:42

also be working like I'll still be

1:03:44

doing things that are like just put

1:03:46

a lock on your office door to

1:03:48

don't come in here that's working I'm

1:03:50

going to be like I mean how

1:03:52

do you like We're going to

1:03:54

be obsessed with this, I don't know, it's

1:03:57

just going to be like... Because with me

1:03:59

and my parents were fucking grinding. Yes. same

1:04:01

they were working same with yeah at any

1:04:04

time we got to see him I was

1:04:06

like oh get to see my you know

1:04:08

hang out dad like yeah and but if

1:04:10

they're always there I don't know the kids

1:04:13

are gonna be that excited it's like we're

1:04:15

I don't want to be like just so

1:04:17

much for the kid to be like oh

1:04:19

god like give me some fucking space like

1:04:22

you want to hang out I mean me

1:04:24

and hideering be like on the kid all

1:04:26

the time I'm like I had a learning

1:04:29

experience so we watched Amanda You had to

1:04:31

keep a human alive for like... Yeah. And

1:04:33

I've always been the one to like talk

1:04:35

to you. Like if I'm at a restaurant

1:04:38

and I see a little kid on an

1:04:40

iPad, I'm always like, what shit parents? You

1:04:42

know, I would never let my kid have

1:04:44

this iPad. I will say we took her

1:04:47

to dinner. I didn't give her the iPad,

1:04:49

but in my head I was like, I

1:04:51

could definitely see, because like, dude, she really

1:04:54

can't. Tell you what she wants. She's crying

1:04:56

nonstop. She's bored. I mean like I feel

1:04:58

bad for her because like she's just bored

1:05:00

She's like looking for something to play with

1:05:03

and nothing to play with I get it

1:05:05

now I think I actually little piece of

1:05:07

me I'm not gonna do it But I

1:05:09

get why you give your kid an iPad

1:05:12

at dinner. I'm gonna give mine a game

1:05:14

boy or just something right or just something

1:05:16

right but I'm gonna give your kid an

1:05:18

iPad a dinner. I'm gonna give mine a

1:05:21

game boy or just something right? Or just

1:05:23

something right? Just something right or just something

1:05:25

right but then like oh if you know

1:05:28

what? Especially because it's not my kids, so

1:05:30

I can't discipline her, so I'm just kind

1:05:32

of like, please stop yelling. I think about

1:05:34

is like, when I was a kid, like,

1:05:37

I played a lot of video games. Like,

1:05:39

all I wanted to do is play video

1:05:41

games. Like, when I said I was going

1:05:43

to bed, I was playing video games. Like,

1:05:46

when I said I was going to bed,

1:05:48

I was playing video games. Like, when I

1:05:50

said I was going to bed, I was

1:05:53

playing video games. I was playing video games.

1:05:55

I was playing video games, but I love

1:05:57

playing video games, but I love playing video

1:05:59

games, but I love playing video games, but

1:06:02

I love playing video games, but I love

1:06:04

playing video games, but I love playing video

1:06:06

games. I love playing video games. I love

1:06:08

playing video games. I love playing video games.

1:06:11

I love playing video games. I love playing

1:06:13

video games. I love playing video games. I

1:06:15

love playing video games. I wonder will I

1:06:18

like be like oh he's playing been playing

1:06:20

video games like six hours like that's fine

1:06:22

love it I'm just gonna put my kid

1:06:24

on chat gBT at like three get them

1:06:27

to get real good at it well I

1:06:29

don't know I think I think the difference

1:06:31

was I was the same right I had

1:06:33

weeks of playtime in modern work for it

1:06:36

too I was like addicted to X Box

1:06:38

but that was later though that was like

1:06:40

my teens Earlier than that, like I was

1:06:42

never, I was always outside doing stuff and

1:06:45

I skateboarded and rubbed dirt bike. I think

1:06:47

the issue is now kids like don't have

1:06:49

any hobby. Like now it's they just play

1:06:52

video games, they go to school, they play

1:06:54

video games, they're not learning how to skateboard

1:06:56

or going out and playing with friends, like

1:06:58

they just want to play video games. Like

1:07:01

they just want to play video games. I

1:07:03

think it's worse now than it wasn't weird.

1:07:05

I'm going to coach the whole team. What's

1:07:07

the one sport that if your son's like

1:07:10

dad, I really want to play the sport.

1:07:12

You're like, probably like wait, wait, wait, why

1:07:14

would you not want them? That's what I'm

1:07:17

saying. What's the one sport that you're like,

1:07:19

I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I think

1:07:21

golf. I think golf. I think golf. I

1:07:23

think golf. I think golf is sick. I

1:07:26

personally wouldn't want to get good at pickleball.

1:07:28

No. Son, we're gonna pick something else. There's

1:07:30

other things you could play. I don't know,

1:07:32

I think some sports are cool with others.

1:07:35

So you get to control your child's destiny?

1:07:37

If my daughter's like dad, I want to

1:07:39

get good at hobby horsing. Absolutely not. Have

1:07:42

you seen that shit? Is that where they

1:07:44

ride the whole horse stick around? It's a

1:07:46

real thing. It's actual sport. It's a sport

1:07:48

for them. They do competitions and shit. If

1:07:51

your daughter wanted to become an a... Encourage

1:07:53

team sports. I do hide these gonna buy

1:07:55

a horse the minute. Y'all are definitely gonna

1:07:57

have a horse Maybe a hundred percent my

1:08:00

son if I have son. It's gonna he's

1:08:02

gonna get into rasseling That's a good one.

1:08:04

It is. What if he's like dad? I

1:08:06

really just want to pursue badminton Are you

1:08:09

like? I like bad men? Okay. Me and

1:08:11

Taylor wouldn't play bad. I feel like some

1:08:13

sports like last year. There's a giant badminton

1:08:16

facility right around here. What about tennis? Tennis,

1:08:18

right? Let's push them into like a more

1:08:20

mainstream. Tennis would be cool. Yeah, I feel

1:08:22

like the argument would be like maybe they

1:08:25

have a better chance to succeed in like

1:08:27

a more mainstream. Yeah, I feel like the

1:08:29

argument would be like maybe they have a

1:08:31

better chance to succeed in like a more

1:08:34

mainstream sport. I'm gonna be the coach of

1:08:36

the town, bro. You know what I realize

1:08:38

is like from now, when the child's born

1:08:41

until... I mean, I guess like 7-8, they

1:08:43

think you're good at everything, but when they

1:08:45

start getting old enough to realize like if

1:08:47

you're actually good at stuff, like, I need

1:08:50

to become like, if you're actually good at

1:08:52

stuff, like, I need to, we need to

1:08:54

become like, good at stuff. Like, we need

1:08:56

to become like good at stuff. Like, we

1:08:59

need to become like, like, Yeah, you'll have

1:09:01

to like kind of pick up on some

1:09:03

signs and then like go practice. Where you

1:09:06

start. I'm going to work. At the machine

1:09:08

pitch like. Yeah, I'm pumped. Just silence. I'm

1:09:10

like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm pumped. Just

1:09:12

silence. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

1:09:15

like, damn it. Yeah, I'm pumped. Just silence.

1:09:17

I'm like, I'm like, I'm pumped. Fucking training

1:09:19

shots. I'm like, oh my God, this guy's

1:09:21

actually NBA. You know what I realized now

1:09:24

that I'm an adult is like when you

1:09:26

were younger and you're like, and your parents

1:09:28

took you to some trip somewhere, like whatever.

1:09:30

I don't know what it was. Most of

1:09:33

those trips or most things you go. It's

1:09:35

like, it's actually just your parents wanted to

1:09:37

do shit and they had to drag grass

1:09:40

along with you. It wasn't like they want

1:09:42

to take everyone with. It's like family road

1:09:44

trips. Like at least for me, like we

1:09:46

would drive across country in a fucking pickup

1:09:49

truck, like single cab with a split door,

1:09:51

me and my sister fight in the whole

1:09:53

fucking way. They'd print out map quest documents

1:09:55

because there's no navigation. So it's like, fucking

1:09:58

middle of the night, there's a flashlight, there's

1:10:00

a flashlight, there's a flashlight, there's a flashlight

1:10:02

on the map, like, there's a flashlight on

1:10:05

the map, like, there's a flashlight on the

1:10:07

map, like, a while working on this pharmacy,

1:10:09

I had a literal map. So I'd finally

1:10:11

address, I'd look in the back, and I'd

1:10:14

go, and I'd have to like cross me,

1:10:16

like, okay, I know I'm coming down the

1:10:18

street, I'd- That's crazy. Did you make notes,

1:10:20

or did you just like remember? go. No,

1:10:23

I'd be like, okay, I'm on the street,

1:10:25

okay. You took the map with you. I

1:10:27

had a map. You'd be like stopped on

1:10:30

the bike looking at the map? I wasn't

1:10:32

on a bicycle, bro. I was in a,

1:10:34

I was in a, I was in a,

1:10:36

I was in a, like a fleet, like

1:10:39

Ford, like Ford, the smallest truck that Ford

1:10:41

probably ever made a fleet car, and I

1:10:43

would just, I would just, I should have

1:10:45

died in that vehicle in that vehicle of

1:10:48

how fast I would drive like this, like

1:10:50

this, this, this, this old Ford Ford Ford

1:10:52

Ford Ford truck. Speaking of family trips, I

1:10:54

don't know if I ever told you guys

1:10:57

this I I've written a mule Down the

1:10:59

Grand Canyon and I've slept in the bottom.

1:11:01

I slept in the bottom I slept in

1:11:04

the Grand Canyon I slept in the Grand

1:11:06

Canyon and I slept in the Grand Canyon

1:11:08

and I hated it. Yeah, no, and there's

1:11:10

like a there's like a lodge down. Oh,

1:11:13

that's not bad. Why did you hate it?

1:11:15

Because I was so bored I was like

1:11:17

mule. No And you know what I was

1:11:19

doing? I was just singing in my head,

1:11:22

like Eminem, like, shake that, oh no, I

1:11:24

was like, actually you didn't write a mule

1:11:26

for seven hours. If you, call Deborah. How

1:11:29

long does it take to ride a mule

1:11:31

down the Grand Canyon? Like a bigger donkey.

1:11:33

It's a donkey. It's a donkey. It's a

1:11:35

donkey. Okay, okay. Five and a half hours.

1:11:38

There's no way. Seven hours you'll be able

1:11:40

to walk when you got off the horse.

1:11:42

My ass is tough, bro. It's built for

1:11:44

you. All right, here we go. But you'd

1:11:47

walk and I mean, there would be like,

1:11:49

what was the occasion? Family bonding. My mom,

1:11:51

me, my stepdad, and my two stepdad and

1:11:54

my two stepdad and my two stepbrothers at

1:11:56

the time. And I just wanted to bring

1:11:58

some chase and go. No. I wanted to

1:12:00

just a walk. Could you walk? Did you

1:12:03

have to ride the meal? It had to

1:12:05

ride the meal. Probably not a very... fast.

1:12:07

And the mules are just shitting in front

1:12:09

of you. Yeah, I don't like that. Like

1:12:12

really narrow paths. They're like, it's not actually

1:12:14

the snakes and stuff to get out. They

1:12:16

get you out here, the die. It's when

1:12:19

like a tiny little critter spooks the mule

1:12:21

and then you fall down the canyon, because

1:12:23

the mule and then you fall down the

1:12:25

canyon, because the canyon, the canyon, because the

1:12:28

mule just goes down the canyon, and there's

1:12:30

electricity, and horse and stuff. And the whole

1:12:32

time we're there, everyone's like, oh my God,

1:12:34

like, such fresh air. It smells like horse

1:12:37

shit. Everybody's fucking go. Yeah, literally everyone's like,

1:12:39

oh my God, I love it here. There's

1:12:41

no emissions, like no cars. I'm like, I

1:12:43

would 100% take a car over this horse

1:12:46

right now. Yeah. Because it smells like shit

1:12:48

everywhere I go. If you ever go there,

1:12:50

it is a very nice. Cool place to

1:12:53

go visit. But it smells like the whole

1:12:55

island, it smells like horse shit, yeah. Yeah.

1:12:57

Nice. And in the grand scheme things I

1:12:59

take smog, I take smog, I take smog

1:13:02

over horse-over. I take smog over horse-over. I

1:13:04

take smog over horse-over horse-over horse-over horse-over-over horse-over-haws.

1:13:06

I take smog over horse-haws. I take smog

1:13:08

over horse-haws. I take smog over horse-haws. I

1:13:11

take smog over horse-haws. We actually we're all

1:13:13

we got to wrap this up soon because

1:13:15

we're going to lunch. It's been I don't

1:13:18

know over an hour I think I haven't

1:13:20

heard back I think you are since you

1:13:22

guys never bring topics at all I got

1:13:24

one all right. Let's hear I got invited

1:13:27

to the White House. Oh shit. Yeah That's

1:13:29

crazy Are you gonna make 10th? I'm going

1:13:31

to Trump's not gonna be there. I'm going

1:13:33

to be there. Are you going I'm going

1:13:36

with it's me? I'm going with it's me.

1:13:38

Just stuff like like like like an athlete

1:13:40

sticker and then like you always gonna say

1:13:43

stick some like three like empty three-day cans

1:13:45

and like drop him like the level office

1:13:47

and hope that could be your big break.

1:13:49

But it's like me CEO of the Texans,

1:13:52

CEO of Pepsi. I saw that CEO of

1:13:54

Johnson Johnson These are all Hispanic people. Yeah.

1:13:56

So that's cool. Yeah. I didn't know Pepsi

1:13:58

and I'm running him and I have to

1:14:01

do this marathon two days before two days

1:14:03

before Where's that orange county? Why do you

1:14:05

get to go? The guy that leads this

1:14:07

group follows me and invited me. What are

1:14:10

you going to wear? My wedding suit. There

1:14:12

you go. Definitely a war suit. Yeah, bro,

1:14:14

you're gonna have to get like fitted like

1:14:17

again. I yeah, I don't don't way too

1:14:19

long I kind of think I need a

1:14:21

new suit because like mine's like it's not

1:14:23

like a standard suit the one I got

1:14:26

married in. It's like a standard suit the

1:14:28

one I got married in. It's like a

1:14:30

stylish one. I feel like any like a

1:14:32

standard suit. I feel like any like big

1:14:35

names that are gonna be there. I'm not

1:14:37

sure on the details. I'm pretty sure. You

1:14:39

said it's all Hispanic owners, right? So they're

1:14:42

probably going to ask you questions. Like, you

1:14:44

need to be like, go prepared. Like, they're

1:14:46

going to ask in Spanish. She's like, no.

1:14:48

They're not going to ask in Spanish. You're

1:14:51

not going to ask in Spanish. You're not

1:14:53

going to ask in Spanish. You're not going

1:14:55

to ask in Spanish. Yes, I love Tripoli.

1:14:57

You have no clue what to say. I

1:15:00

know. Like yes, things are good. Yes, yes.

1:15:02

Things are good. Okay, I have a couple,

1:15:04

I have a bunch, but I'm only gonna

1:15:07

do it a little bit. But is there

1:15:09

anything else you want to talk about on

1:15:11

that? That's, no. Are you nervous? No. Can

1:15:13

you take your phones? Can you take photos?

1:15:16

I'm going to take a photo in front

1:15:18

of the White House for sure. I bet

1:15:20

you get posted on the White House because

1:15:22

they post anytime like people go on the

1:15:25

White House's Instagram. They always show like who

1:15:27

went and stuff. You might get posed on

1:15:29

the White House's account. It'll be dope. See

1:15:31

if they'll clap with you. Could you have

1:15:34

you? If they'll clap with you. Could. Could

1:15:36

you? Could you? I'm definitely going to get

1:15:38

a lot of that, but I'm excited to

1:15:41

have my eyes opened of how I can

1:15:43

help. Yeah, it's like, dude, anyone that would

1:15:45

say no, like, anyone that's like, if the

1:15:47

White House invited, like, no one saying no

1:15:50

to that, unless you're just really fucking left,

1:15:52

like, I don't even, I didn't like Biden,

1:15:54

but if Biden was like, hey, we really

1:15:56

want you to come to the White, I'm

1:15:59

like, Yeah, let's go. It's a White House.

1:16:01

It's like a once in a lifetime

1:16:03

opportunity. It's not happening again. Yeah. And because

1:16:05

of the White House, instead of trying to run

1:16:07

13 miles, I'm just going to do six. Because

1:16:09

I don't want to be all fucked up when

1:16:11

I think through the White House. You don't

1:16:13

want to be too athletic for it. I

1:16:16

have some questions here from the people. I

1:16:18

feel like we could do a whole episode

1:16:20

where people just provide questions. So I'm just

1:16:22

going to ask a couple of a couple

1:16:24

of couple of couple of couple of couple

1:16:27

of couple of them. If your future child

1:16:29

told you that they committed a crime or

1:16:31

potentially even off someone,

1:16:33

would you turn them in? Yes.

1:16:36

Just immediately. Fucking

1:16:38

narc. Have you ever seen? Have

1:16:40

you ever seen? What's the show

1:16:42

with breaking bad guy? The judge

1:16:44

show. I don't know what I

1:16:46

do. Judge, I think it's called. Your

1:16:48

Honor. Your Honor. It's a good

1:16:51

show. Okay, here's a situation. I

1:16:53

would, I don't know. I'm not

1:16:55

going to incriminate my future self

1:16:57

right now. Actually on the episode

1:16:59

110 of the Don't Be Sad.

1:17:01

I said, who was it? Your

1:17:04

son? No I know, but like,

1:17:06

was it like an innocent person or

1:17:08

was it like a... I'm saying

1:17:10

like, is my son like a

1:17:12

serial killer or is it like,

1:17:15

oh, I'm saying like, is my

1:17:17

son like a serial killer or

1:17:19

is it like, oh, I accidentally

1:17:21

did something, I didn't mean,

1:17:23

right? But like really, yeah, so get

1:17:25

the help he needs or go to prison

1:17:27

for 40 years of his life. Like

1:17:29

that's it. Yeah, shouldn't have killed the guy.

1:17:31

If it's like gang begging, he killed

1:17:34

somebody. Yeah, I'm turning him in. If

1:17:36

it's like a like the your honor situation,

1:17:38

I kind of sympathize. I don't

1:17:40

think I can turn my son in. Hey, if

1:17:42

one of us, Christian, if Joe or

1:17:44

I, there's some future, future, future scenario,

1:17:47

we do something where we have to

1:17:49

go to go to go to jail,

1:17:51

prison, prison, okay, okay? 40 years.

1:17:53

You get like 11 for

1:17:55

killing somebody 40 a lot. Okay,

1:17:57

15 years. Yeah, 15 years. No

1:18:00

parole we're gonna be in their 15

1:18:02

years but they go some new thing

1:18:04

Christian you can take their place and

1:18:06

you have to go to prison for

1:18:08

one year and if you go to prison

1:18:10

for one year I probably do

1:18:12

that for 15 for you I probably

1:18:15

do that I would what if it was you

1:18:17

have to go for two years 18 months

1:18:19

my cutoff I would do I would

1:18:21

do a year and my reasoning is

1:18:23

fucking insane then we always oh

1:18:25

you're committed to like getting in shape

1:18:28

And I feel like if I went to

1:18:30

prison, I'd get in shape pretty quick because

1:18:32

you have nothing else to do, right? That's

1:18:34

what it would take for Joe to go.

1:18:36

I literally have thought about this before. I'm

1:18:38

like, maybe go to prison for you, wouldn't

1:18:41

be the worst time of his life. Yeah,

1:18:43

I think you'd work out nonstop, you eat

1:18:45

very consistently. Some people like it a lot.

1:18:47

You would love prison. Do you pay Guma

1:18:49

or Joe to come on the podcast? No,

1:18:51

I don't. Would you guys like some

1:18:54

of the money? Do you know much

1:18:56

money this show makes? Probably like three

1:18:58

four grand a month. Makes about five

1:19:01

hundred bucks an episode. I was going

1:19:03

to call you out one time because

1:19:05

you had a sponsor. Okay. Didn't

1:19:07

tell us about it. And I was kind

1:19:09

of like that's kind of fucked up.

1:19:11

I think I even text Christian

1:19:14

like kind of fucked up. But then

1:19:16

I even text Christian like kind of

1:19:18

fucked up. I would agree. But at

1:19:20

the moment. I'm not like, oh my god,

1:19:22

I gotta get a paycheck. I kind of

1:19:25

look at it like, I need y'all, but

1:19:27

y'all, like, because I still do episodes.

1:19:29

Not many. I would, I would be totally

1:19:31

down, whatever the money is, to give

1:19:34

you guys whatever you want, but

1:19:36

you just got to contribute. I

1:19:38

think if I found out you were making

1:19:40

like 50 grand a month on the pot,

1:19:42

I'd be like, like, what if I started

1:19:44

making like, like, like, like, broke, no for

1:19:46

sure. Even 20. Here's a thing. First of

1:19:49

all, I'd be totally down to give y'all

1:19:51

any amount of money that I make on

1:19:53

there. But I would love it if y'all would

1:19:55

help elevate the podcast in some way. Yeah, yeah.

1:19:57

Or we got the shit on our back right

1:19:59

now. Yeah, I know. I kind of look

1:20:01

at it. I'll add it to my

1:20:04

bio. Co-hosts. Ooh. I don't have a

1:20:06

following, but I can see if that,

1:20:08

here's the thing. I would be totally

1:20:10

down to start splitting, I

1:20:12

guess like 500, literally 500

1:20:14

bucks. One round of golf. But,

1:20:16

but I'd be like, all right, then

1:20:19

that means you can never miss

1:20:21

an episode every single week,

1:20:23

bring topics. Really, that's

1:20:25

two things. Really, that's two

1:20:27

things. And you got to bring topics.

1:20:29

Yeah. No, right now they just do it. Joe

1:20:32

stays relevant because of this podcast.

1:20:34

Couldn't be young. Joe, no one would

1:20:36

ever know you exist if you didn't do

1:20:38

this podcast. I appreciate how disconnected I've been.

1:20:41

I went to a car show this morning.

1:20:43

I went to a car show this morning.

1:20:45

I took my car, had a single fucking

1:20:47

thing about it. Some guy actually took a

1:20:49

picture of my cars, you want me to

1:20:52

send it to you, so you can post

1:20:54

it. I don't care. I don't care. I

1:20:56

don't care. I don't care. A magga thumper. You

1:20:58

know how many like poverty people I know that are

1:21:00

Trump's support? I don't know if the argument's like, oh

1:21:02

you're wealthy, you have to like Trump. Like I know

1:21:04

a lot of very very wealthy people that fucking hate

1:21:07

Trump. I would argue that like most Democrats are

1:21:09

rich muckers. All like doctors and surgeons and

1:21:11

shit. I don't think there's a correlation between like

1:21:13

if anything I think people make fun of

1:21:15

like Trump supporters because they're like poor country

1:21:17

people. I just agree with that. I

1:21:19

think Chris is right. I think

1:21:22

about... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like

1:21:24

dumb mag of fucking Republicans. Historically

1:21:26

speaking, the Democrats are the rich

1:21:28

ones. All your billionaires and shit are

1:21:31

all Democrats. Zuckerberg, all these guys are

1:21:33

Democrats. I don't know if that's the

1:21:35

argument that you should fucking die on

1:21:37

here of like, oh, if you're rich,

1:21:40

you love Trump. Do you want me

1:21:42

to start giving you guys $150, I

1:21:44

think about... 10 to 20 grand a

1:21:46

month, I feel like we should start

1:21:49

getting a cut. How about this? Like 500 dollars.

1:21:51

If it starts making enough that each episode

1:21:53

could get us a thousand dollars each. I don't

1:21:55

think I'll ever make more than a... Okay,

1:21:57

but if you said, hey, I have offers for...

1:22:00

sponsors, can we do a sponsor on every episode

1:22:02

and I'll cut you all in? Yeah, let's do

1:22:04

it. 100% I do that. Yeah. I bet we could. But

1:22:06

you gotta show up to every episode. Every week?

1:22:08

I've been showing up, I followed up on

1:22:10

this clip of this shit because like three

1:22:12

months from now it's gonna be fucking company

1:22:14

logos all over this wallet shit. I'd rather

1:22:16

say for the new 3D can, like right

1:22:18

here and right here. Okay. Just right on

1:22:20

behind your head for like the 3% of

1:22:22

the podcast I talk I'll get a little

1:22:24

little yes because he yaps all the time

1:22:26

Joe yeah Bologist like four 3d's by Joe's

1:22:28

head yeah speaking to Joe what happened to

1:22:30

Joe's car shampoo company death death

1:22:33

it's without without pointing any names it

1:22:35

just didn't really the I had a

1:22:37

partnership and that guy wouldn't really into

1:22:39

it anymore and I didn't have the

1:22:41

time and. I was going to

1:22:43

be the face of it and promote

1:22:46

it and he was going to do

1:22:48

the logistics and stuff and then he

1:22:50

basically got too busy with working stuff.

1:22:52

I'm like, hey, I can't do it

1:22:54

anymore. I didn't have. He got too

1:22:57

busy with work to work on our

1:22:59

work. Pretty much. So it just got

1:23:01

to the point where I couldn't do

1:23:03

it, he didn't want to do it.

1:23:05

And it's like, I couldn't do it,

1:23:07

he didn't want to do it. And

1:23:09

it's like I couldn't. My job is

1:23:11

making this money, I don't want to

1:23:13

put money in the videos, but I'd

1:23:16

always be like, but the YouTube could

1:23:18

replace it if you put it. I

1:23:20

don't know if I wanted to. Look

1:23:22

at what has happened. I know.

1:23:24

Anyway, that's what happened. Great products,

1:23:26

but. Do you guys view me differently

1:23:29

now that I'm becoming a

1:23:31

father? No, not at all. You have to

1:23:33

respect me more. I don't. I thought about

1:23:35

every time I see you, I'm going to

1:23:37

bring a gift for a gift for

1:23:39

Charlie Someone said my husband

1:23:42

didn't give me a push

1:23:44

present or a baby moon

1:23:46

for all three babies Don't

1:23:48

be like him discussed as

1:23:50

a push present. What's a

1:23:52

baby moon? Nothing that was in

1:23:55

that fucking Okay, we'll go on

1:23:57

a push present is when

1:23:59

your Baby Mama, ideally wife.

1:24:01

And the act of pushing? Is having

1:24:03

the baby, now you don't have

1:24:05

to, basically, when they have your

1:24:07

baby. Look at this. You're supposed,

1:24:09

there's a, there's a community that

1:24:11

you forgive them a gift for

1:24:14

delivering the child. I'll do that. I

1:24:16

didn't even know that was a thing, so how

1:24:18

would I know to do that? Well, that's

1:24:20

because you're a dumb man. What's a

1:24:22

moon present? A baby moon. It's a

1:24:25

honeymoon that you would go on while

1:24:27

you're pregnant. So it's basically like,

1:24:29

hey, let's go on a trip

1:24:31

while you're pregnant. Oh, yeah.

1:24:33

While or after? While she's pregnant.

1:24:35

Me and Taylor are going to

1:24:37

go on one, because we didn't

1:24:39

go on a honeymoon, but like,

1:24:41

yeah, we're going to go. It's not

1:24:43

even given birth yet. I feel like,

1:24:46

you know, that's the point. It's the

1:24:48

point. It's the point. It's like the

1:24:50

baby moon. It's like your last trip

1:24:52

together. No, I'm planning on both

1:24:54

those things. both those things. What's

1:24:56

your death row meal, last meal?

1:24:58

Oof. Spaghetti, Marcos pizza? No, what

1:25:01

kind of spaghetti? Butter noodles with

1:25:03

salt. Butter noodles and salt is

1:25:05

your fucking deathwa- You can just get

1:25:07

that in jail, Parmesan cheese. Yeah, I

1:25:10

was just saying this is what you're

1:25:12

going to be eating every day. Marcos,

1:25:14

pizza, hot wings. He's already thought this

1:25:16

about. It's like a big array, some

1:25:18

C-salt cookies that Taylor makes. Those are.

1:25:20

Taylor's cookies are on your death row.

1:25:23

They were, they were, dude. Honestly, Taylor's

1:25:25

Oreo ball. I'd put that on mine.

1:25:27

That was good. Yeah. That'd probably be

1:25:29

on mine too. They're looking bake. She can.

1:25:31

Uh, see, I want to say like, oh,

1:25:33

stick cows with a lobster stuff. But

1:25:35

I'm just a simple man, dude. If you,

1:25:37

corn dog. A couple of corn

1:25:40

dogs and some like, fucking craft

1:25:42

powder mac and cheese. Interesting shaped

1:25:44

foods. Interesting. All the best kinds.

1:25:47

Yeah, I think, dude, that's, sometimes

1:25:49

you can't beat the clock. That's

1:25:51

the basics. Corn dog and mac

1:25:53

and cheese. Sometimes it's good. Mine

1:25:56

would be sour strips, steak from

1:25:58

mashed rows with some. one sauce

1:26:00

then I'd want a dominoes pizza but

1:26:02

I would need five executives from dominoes

1:26:05

to go to that dominoes to make

1:26:07

sure that it's cooked perfectly because like

1:26:09

50% of the time I get a

1:26:11

dominoes pizza and it's fucking terrible but

1:26:13

the 50% of the time that you

1:26:15

do get it perfect it's great so

1:26:17

I need a perfect pizza I just want

1:26:19

like a little bites of everything

1:26:21

I don't want like a

1:26:23

whole I can't do that

1:26:26

you gotta pick a meal

1:26:28

oh it's not a buffet

1:26:30

I was doing a buffet

1:26:32

We understand that

1:26:35

snakes

1:26:38

and

1:26:40

sparkers

1:26:42

are

1:26:44

the

1:26:46

only

1:26:48

things

1:26:51

you

1:26:53

like.

1:26:55

Yeah. That's it. I

1:26:57

mean there's there's more but there's

1:27:00

there's like really like deep deep

1:27:02

like long we don't hang about it.

1:27:04

That's your motivation. Yeah there was kind

1:27:06

of like in that but we can

1:27:08

we can save all those for the next

1:27:10

pods. How I like to I want to

1:27:13

start at this the end. How did you

1:27:15

feel about this episode? I thought this

1:27:17

is a solid seven. What? The last

1:27:19

one we did together I was geeking out

1:27:21

laughing hard re-watching it back. That was

1:27:23

like a 9-10. It was like a

1:27:25

four. This one's good. I think it

1:27:27

was one of hard six. I think

1:27:30

we spent too long on the

1:27:32

political stuff. I don't really talk

1:27:34

about political, political anything. The

1:27:36

whole first half. It was

1:27:38

a dough. It's not politics. Yes, it

1:27:40

is. If we get talk about political anything.

1:27:43

The whole first half. It was

1:27:45

dough. Just not politics. Yes, it

1:27:47

is. Sometimes Max cut shit and

1:27:49

I'm mad about it. And I'm

1:27:51

mad about it. Sometimes. And I'm

1:27:53

mad about it. I cut out

1:27:55

the credit card, the thing, the credit

1:27:57

card, yeah, the customer support.

1:27:59

people. Yeah. Yeah, I cut up stuff. And

1:28:02

then I said some shit after that that linked

1:28:04

back in. You have a guy manipulating the story.

1:28:06

Yeah, I'm playing fucking 40 chess with my jokes

1:28:08

and he's cutting it out and now it doesn't

1:28:10

really link back. It's because some of the shit

1:28:12

he says I'm like, Joe, I'm like, in my

1:28:14

mind, I'm saving Joe. That didn't save me at

1:28:16

all. I'm not cutting it out because I'm like,

1:28:18

bro, Joe, what you said is going to like,

1:28:20

is going to like, like, like, like, it's hilarious,

1:28:22

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:28:25

like, like, like, We don't

1:28:27

I say you don't we don't ship

1:28:29

any cabinets to baby. I never cut

1:28:31

anything you say I just couldn't I

1:28:33

promise I promise It's not about stuff. He

1:28:35

says about you're me. It's like just comments

1:28:38

that he makes I'm like Joe you got

1:28:40

a I got this is gonna backfire

1:28:42

soft. You're soft as baby shit Max

1:28:44

Yeah, so okay. So from now on out no

1:28:47

no cut in thank you's are we gonna

1:28:49

film next week? Are we back? Yeah. Are

1:28:51

you travel you were gone for like you were

1:28:53

gone for like I'm in like I'm in

1:28:55

next week? 12 days from now. We can't keep

1:28:57

going three weeks between the R&D. But

1:28:59

I'm only gone for like four days.

1:29:02

So we're good. All right. Well, Christian traveled

1:29:04

the world for like a month. Yep.

1:29:06

That's true. But when you go to White

1:29:08

House? I go Germany on April 10th and

1:29:10

then White House on the May 10th. Well, we're

1:29:12

going to film podcast in between that. That's gonna

1:29:14

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