0:00

This

0:05

is

0:08

a

0:13

headgum

0:25

Literally Oscar just said that I was like

0:27

that's funny What

0:30

did did you say you

0:32

say? I said what I said. You

0:35

really don't like being prompted.

0:37

You really, you really, you

0:40

gotta, you really hate that.

0:42

The other week I was like,

0:44

say this funny thing again. And

0:46

you were like, no. And I

0:48

was like, please, please, I

0:51

want to laugh. Make me laugh

0:53

and say the funny thing. And

0:55

you were like, no. I am not,

0:57

you're dancing monkey. I

1:00

mean, your HBO's dancing

1:02

monkey, your stars is

1:05

dancing monkey. Oh my god.

1:07

So why not me? Oh my gosh.

1:09

Not me reacting to,

1:11

like, Michelle Vasaz reacting

1:14

when Chantula did

1:16

a shabblamp for the

1:18

first. I thought you're

1:20

gonna say. That's not

1:22

a podcast. This is

1:24

a podcast. What? Because you're

1:27

listening to the one and

1:29

only RuPaul's Draggery Cap podcast

1:32

available ever in time. Okay,

1:34

hi everyone, I'm Oscar

1:36

Montoya. Hi, I'm Monogapian,

1:38

this is what? Okay, drag her

1:41

hang. Okay, what? Okay, so quick

1:43

shout out to a friend of the

1:45

podcast and our friend.

1:47

Don't speak for me. Shut

1:49

up, Kevin, Kevin, if you're

1:51

listening, hi girl. Kevin, is...

1:54

Listening to drag her and

1:56

love was like Kevin. This is

1:58

he's like y'all are like, this

2:00

is the advanced study

2:02

drag race podcast. It

2:05

actually, there's too many

2:07

deep cuts. He's like,

2:09

all, this whole podcast is

2:11

just deep, deep references to

2:14

the show. And if someone

2:16

just like, tuned in for

2:18

the first time, no. They'd be

2:20

like, what the fuck is this?

2:23

That's really funny. That's very funny

2:25

and very true. Yeah. In fact.

2:28

I literally today, well I mean,

2:30

because it gets me off, it

2:32

gets me off, because like we've,

2:35

we're past the era of well-known

2:37

popular drag race references, like that

2:39

era's over. Okay, what would

2:42

you say is the biggest,

2:44

most obvious drag race reference?

2:46

Oh, that's good. I would

2:48

probably say, yes God? Like

2:50

kind of like, really. Like

2:52

talking like LaGange, I think.

2:54

Okay. That's so funny because

2:56

what do you think? The

2:58

biggest reference is. Come on

3:00

season six. Right. Let's get

3:02

sickening. So, okay, LaGonja. LaGonja

3:04

references. LaGonja was peak, like,

3:06

okay, this is funny, this

3:08

is crazy, this is camp. And

3:10

now we're all, we all

3:12

are literate in drag race.

3:15

So it's like, it's not

3:17

really that interesting anymore. It

3:19

certainly is less interesting to

3:21

talk about drag race than

3:24

it was five, six years

3:26

ago. Exactly. This whole episode

3:28

is about drag race references.

3:31

You have the big obvious one, like

3:33

have your moment to the most

3:35

obscure. We write the stories. That

3:37

was so weird! I was like, what

3:40

the fuck is this reference? I was

3:42

like, why are we pretending? I smell

3:44

a setup, girl. You know what? It

3:46

is a setup. You're 100% right.

3:48

This whole challenge is a setup.

3:50

This challenge sucks. This challenge is

3:52

stupid. It doesn't make sense. Speak

3:55

your mind, girl. If we're gonna

3:57

do an obscure reference, why not

3:59

go crazier. Why I was

4:01

like if you're gonna do the

4:03

the Mariah we are the

4:06

storytellers. We're gonna do that

4:08

like let's go crazy

4:10

and do like Fucking Asia

4:12

like Asia being like screaming

4:15

at Rupal when When uh

4:17

when the Vixen leaves we

4:20

are the first people season.

4:23

Let our sister walk out of here. I'm like,

4:25

if we're gonna walk back to her. I'm like,

4:27

if we're gonna have a reference, can we

4:29

at least have an interesting unique

4:31

reference as opposed to ones?

4:34

We've already referenced eight. We've

4:36

already done this challenge and it

4:38

was bad. Yes, we've already did this

4:40

girl. We did do this. Come on. It

4:42

didn't work the first time. It certainly

4:44

got not going to work the second

4:47

work the second time. I was just

4:49

so confused. music videos based on

4:51

what is the challenge that's the thing

4:53

too because I don't even get what

4:55

they had to do they're like you pick

4:58

it and then the music style has

5:00

already been chosen the lyrics yeah well

5:02

but they they sang the song didn't they

5:04

sing the song but I'm like the

5:06

lyrics are obviously pre-assigned so what

5:08

is the challenge that's the thing

5:11

too because I why couldn't people

5:13

have just been like I think

5:15

there could have been a really

5:17

cute not cute not cute but

5:19

like dramatic moment where they like

5:21

cast the whole thing. Yes. Why

5:24

didn't they get to cast it?

5:26

And why was the casting

5:28

so weird? Why is Lydia

5:30

B. B. Collins mystique? Yeah,

5:32

that and and vice versa.

5:35

There's no big girls this

5:37

season. There are no big

5:39

girls. There's only big

5:41

person. Los Angeles icons

5:44

known for their looks. Okay.

5:46

Yeah, this was insane and then

5:48

of course the of course Lana

5:50

Guret playing Morgan Michael's it was

5:53

like okay cool blink blink in

5:55

in a country song what talking

5:57

about they're from Chicago This

6:00

show frustrates me. I do like

6:02

this show. I do. But last

6:04

week's episode was excellent and this

6:06

and this this episode was not

6:09

like I mean girl, there was

6:11

some cute moments this episode. I

6:13

mean, Jo, Joella is giving us

6:15

life. Joella. So sad. I mean, so

6:17

sad. Death, death of a hero. I

6:20

mean, honestly, death, death does become her

6:22

because she she will be the best.

6:24

I think she might be the best

6:26

part of this season. Like I well,

6:28

well, we'll see shall see but

6:30

I'm worried. We'll see I'm worried,

6:32

you know, the show really did

6:34

forget about the Ella the Ella

6:37

Yeah, I want to say can

6:39

we just take a moment of

6:41

silence? Sure. For the queen the

6:43

local ledge with the queen-sized

6:45

bed. What are you talking

6:48

about her look yet? Oh no,

6:50

we're not there yet. Which queen?

6:52

The queen-sized bed she was

6:54

wearing? Which queen girl? Which

6:57

queen girl? Why you acting

6:59

brand new? We should have been

7:01

in charge of this challenge, I

7:03

gotta say. I know. We should

7:06

have been in charge of this

7:08

challenge. Come on. We would have

7:10

been, again, we would have given

7:13

you all the most obscure references.

7:15

If you want a deep cut,

7:17

we should have had that monologue

7:20

of Cynthia Lee Fontaine

7:22

giving that moment of

7:24

science about that broken

7:26

chair, honey. Oh my God. We pray

7:28

here for the sister chair that

7:31

have a beautiful cuckoo sitting

7:33

inside of it. It went

7:35

to Norway, and my Cynthia Le

7:37

Fontaine went to Scandinavia girl.

7:40

Girl, she studied abroad somewhere

7:42

and came back different, honey.

7:45

Come on, Charlie, let's go!

7:47

Not the Madame Lacquere of it all.

7:49

Oh my God. That should have been

7:51

one of these. I saw ask for

7:54

her napkin to wipe my... Are we

7:56

talking about... Are we talking about...

7:58

Are we talking about... See, this

8:00

one, if they went really obscure.

8:02

Also, this sucks. They should

8:04

have been able to choose their

8:06

own quote. Where were you, if they

8:08

could have chose their own quote, then

8:11

it really would have been a cooler

8:13

challenge to be like, wow, you, you

8:15

did something. Wow, you, you picked that

8:17

and it was a risk and it

8:20

was cool. Now it's just like, do

8:22

this track. I'm sorry, I cut you

8:24

off. No, you're totally right. You do

8:26

this track and you play this part

8:29

and you sing it in this specific

8:31

way. There was no challenge. Yeah, what,

8:33

what, ex, girl, exactly that? Where is

8:36

the, where are the challenges? And how

8:38

am I supposed to have my moment?

8:40

How am I supposed to have my

8:42

moment? When it's like, because they were

8:44

like, okay, they were, they were trying

8:46

to lead us to believe that the

8:48

direction, like, like, that the challenge

8:51

was in directing the little skit.

8:53

The little skit. As a

8:56

group though, but they were

8:58

judged individually? No bitch, if

9:00

you're, if that's the

9:03

challenge. Y'all should be

9:05

challenged as a group,

9:07

but they don't do

9:09

that anymore. That's why I

9:11

smell a, what? A stunt, honey.

9:13

Okay? They, the, the, I'm

9:16

flying to that stunt, your

9:18

little tozies, getting carried in

9:21

the air. I like that because

9:23

I'd be smelling what a stunt a

9:25

stunt yeah it was really stupid was

9:27

that Tom Cruise in the distance

9:29

I see doing his own what

9:32

stunt honey because no I look

9:34

I live can I before I

9:36

forget I have to talk about

9:38

this moment that happened at the

9:40

beginning of the episode that was

9:42

fantastic television which is everyone is

9:44

crying that lucky stars is gone

9:47

which has there ever been a

9:49

reaction like that ever in the

9:51

history of drive race? Certainly not

9:53

this early. Certainly not this early.

9:55

Exactly. Yeah, like the first out,

9:57

most people are like, damn girl, gotcha.

10:00

Anyway. And now they were

10:02

like, they were gutted. And then

10:04

Joe was like, why is everyone

10:06

so upset? She was

10:08

so, she's so earnest. Everyone

10:11

seems to be really upset.

10:13

And that's, it seems like

10:15

they really like me. But it

10:18

seems like they like Lucky

10:20

Stars a little bit more. I

10:22

was like girl. You might just

10:25

say a lot a bit more. A lot

10:27

or bit. Oh my god,

10:29

this is such, she's such

10:31

good TV. She's perfect television.

10:33

Joella, just, I just want

10:36

to tell you, girl, you

10:38

probably don't know we exist,

10:40

and that's okay. Which is

10:43

weird actually because we are

10:45

co-workers, but... Contemporaries, peers. Girl,

10:47

we love you so much.

10:49

We think you have revitalized

10:52

the franchise. Yes. And you

10:54

know what, we love you? We're

10:57

going to have to do

10:59

a top 10 delulu queens

11:01

of drag race episode. Oof.

11:03

Because she gets to be

11:05

in there. Would she take

11:08

number one? No. No. I

11:10

think there's bigger. I think

11:12

Serena Chachas on

11:14

the list. Oh my

11:17

God. Milk, certainly in

11:19

season, All-stars three. Of course,

11:21

a du. Yuck. Yucky. Wait, okay,

11:23

okay, this episode's so weird because

11:26

it also wasn't it was also

11:28

a bad episode because it was

11:30

like nothing happened until the

11:32

runway and then we got to

11:35

see the video But do you

11:37

want to talk about the rehearsal

11:39

and Corey King thinking the eggs are

11:41

funny and all of that mess or

11:43

should we just talk? We are what

11:45

some people might consider Comedians

11:47

washed up though a very very

11:49

washed up wet let it go

11:52

mama Let it go.

11:54

Let go and

11:56

let God. What

11:58

the hell? and we just

12:00

let powered up leave a negative

12:02

podcast review. Next episode, powered up, we'll

12:05

be hosting this thing. What the hell? You giving

12:07

him so much power. And yes, I did, did gender.

12:09

You did, and you were right. Because it's giving, it's

12:11

giving He Him Energy all the way down boots. He,

12:13

Him, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He,

12:15

He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He,

12:17

He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He,

12:19

He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He,

12:22

He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He,

12:24

He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He,

12:26

He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He, He,

12:28

He, He, He, He, He, He, he let us have

12:30

it he did now it's giving binary

12:32

down but you know as

12:35

comedians is there any way

12:37

we would have if we if

12:39

we were given the chance

12:41

to like work workshop this

12:44

challenge how would we

12:46

For lack of a better word, fix

12:48

this hot mess. Okay, okay, you're saying

12:50

at the level, like, do we get

12:52

to be like, hey producers, this isn't

12:54

a good idea? Like they come to

12:56

us and they're like, this is gonna

12:59

be the challenge, thoughts. Okay. What do

13:01

we say? I would say there's nothing

13:03

for them to do. There's no challenge,

13:05

so it's just gonna be the best

13:07

written track. Or the most

13:10

interesting idea, which ultimately did

13:12

win. like the most interesting idea of

13:14

one I think which is like an

13:16

iconic monologue set to a surprising genre

13:18

so I'm like I don't get what

13:20

the challenges how would I fix this

13:22

I would I would fix this I

13:24

would fix this I would do okay

13:26

keep the song keep whatever they don't even

13:28

need to be singing this because

13:31

that's another element I do not

13:33

understand Why are they singing it? Because it's

13:35

auditing to the gods. And then we never

13:37

got that moment where they record the track,

13:39

because that could be a funny cute moment.

13:42

We never got that. That would have been

13:44

interesting, because there was a lot of fluff

13:46

in the episode that didn't help us. Yes.

13:48

I'm like, what? What? What's happening here?

13:51

Anyway, I would say, open call, let them

13:53

cast the parts. The challenge. That would be

13:55

better. That is going to cause drama. That's

13:57

going to be fun, and that's going to

13:59

be wack. That would have been a

14:01

lot better. Why are you casting that to

14:03

me was like the biggest thing ever?

14:06

I'm like, wait, what what is

14:08

the point? Because no one would

14:10

want the Mariah part. Everyone would

14:12

go. Oh, fuck no. No one

14:14

even remembers that moment. No one

14:16

remembers that moment. No one remembers

14:19

that. I mean, no disrespect to Mariah,

14:21

but you know what I also think?

14:23

Oh, I think there was a moment. I

14:25

don't know what the T is, but my

14:28

vibe was like, And then as the

14:30

news came in, someone was like,

14:32

oh, oh, you mean, we can't

14:34

do that. Oh, I see. We can't

14:36

do that. Well, you know, but

14:39

also that it's been used.

14:41

It's been used. It's been

14:43

used in. Totally been used.

14:46

The in the first time

14:48

they did this, that was the

14:50

clip that they used. So

14:52

I hated this challenge. Okay,

14:54

wait, wait, let's take a

14:57

break and come back. Mmm.

14:59

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18:44

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18:47

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18:49

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about Lydia Butthole Collins

19:02

and Lana-Garre. Doing the Mystique.

19:04

I'm from Chicago. I mean they

19:07

said it, Crystal envy stole

19:09

the show. I mean period. Oh, okay, here's

19:11

the thing. As y'all know, if you

19:13

go to drag her on Instagram

19:15

and click on the story, highlight

19:18

reals, yes, that part. You

19:20

could see my predictions for

19:22

season 17. And as you know,

19:24

I put Crystal and be pretty

19:26

low on the tier. Because I

19:28

was like, I don't think she

19:30

has much personality. I don't know. I

19:32

forgot what the fourth one was. I

19:35

need to do some research. But I'm

19:37

feeling like I fucked up. What did

19:39

we say the four tenants that

19:41

RuPaul loves are Oscar? Okay. White.

19:43

Thin. Thin. Funny. Funny. Performer? Tall.

19:45

I don't know. Whatever. I forgot

19:47

what the fourth one was. I

19:49

need to do some research. But

19:51

I remember those three, and she's

19:54

two of them. And maybe the,

19:56

maybe three, because she performs.

19:58

She knows how to tumble. She listed,

20:00

she does perform. I

20:02

mean, that is her brand actually.

20:05

Yeah, she tumbleweezed.

20:07

Because in the, in the, uh,

20:10

dochy looks, all she was doing

20:12

was tumbling her. Yeah, yeah.

20:14

And she, I mean, that's

20:16

all she did here too.

20:18

But she was funny. She

20:21

was very, very funny. I

20:23

mean, again, she was pretty

20:25

good and I, too was

20:27

really competent. Now. That's why

20:29

like I'm like I'm not she's not

20:31

my and Webster defines competent

20:34

as Able to do a

20:36

job Understand the you know

20:38

what you know what it

20:40

is. She's the only one

20:42

that could do that. It's

20:44

the opposite of the Sasha

20:46

Sasha Belitis. It's the opulence.

20:48

No, it's the opposite of

20:50

the Sasha Belitis. She understands

20:53

the assignment She's like, this is

20:55

the assignment and I'll do it. Now, what, now

20:57

do I like how she does the assignment?

20:59

That's a different question. Okay,

21:01

and answer that question that you said

21:04

for yourself. She always does the assignment.

21:06

Like, she does, you know, and it's

21:08

certainly the runaway. I mean, here's the

21:10

thing, we needed, we needed someone to

21:12

take control and nobody was doing that.

21:14

And she said, listen, I have a

21:17

stringing Padgetry, Sam Star could be whooping

21:19

my ass in my ass and all

21:21

the Got this, she did. She did.

21:23

She got the job done, she made

21:25

every, mostly everyone look good.

21:27

So again, and the problem here

21:29

is we're not saying anything about

21:32

Lana and Lydia, because I don't

21:34

know if there's to say

21:36

about this. I literally, I

21:38

have nothing to say about

21:40

it because I was not paying

21:43

attention. No notes, because no care.

21:45

Oh. What go back to

21:47

school? Your grammar is fuck okay.

21:49

I have nothing to say on

21:51

that. It was boring Yeah, it

21:53

was literally the moment was the

21:55

tumbleweed. Yeah, and that and that's

21:57

that and then like okay, moving

21:59

on someone's shoe thing didn't even make sense

22:02

to me like when someone had a verse like

22:04

the other one would be like sleeping with their

22:06

foot on their shoe it was mama I don't

22:08

remember what do you want to

22:10

talk about next back rolls are yadi and

22:13

jewel sparkles let's do that let's do

22:15

that what thoughts on this again I

22:17

was surprised because yes jewel sparkles was

22:19

a little bit better she was a little

22:21

bit more charismatic matique and just

22:23

She gave she gave face she

22:25

gave really the the star of

22:27

that segment was Jules's face because

22:29

she was giving some faces. Oh

22:31

my god. She was Mr. Beaning

22:34

it all the way to safe. Okay

22:36

shout out before I forget one more

22:38

shout out when hormone whore Mona

22:40

Lisa says I don't get that

22:42

actually that really bothers me. Oh

22:45

my god because of anything it's

22:47

the it's not spelled like whore

22:49

it's spelled like hormones yes. So

22:51

why would you say it like that

22:53

and why would you like like

22:55

also you're like deep

22:58

Christian and then you your

23:00

name is horror Mona Lee's oh

23:02

no that a girl but you

23:04

really want to fight. Oh, okay.

23:06

I'm just saying I'm just saying

23:08

she was able to sense the

23:10

evil inside Katie Barry. I

23:13

just have a second to balance

23:15

this lamp on my head.

23:17

Just a second. Elissa. But you

23:20

really want to... You're so stupid.

23:22

Again, advanced study. Okay. I just,

23:24

okay, I have to start it

23:26

really quickly. When she said Hormona

23:28

Lisa, when Hormona Lisa is like,

23:31

I've never worn a Shakengo wig

23:33

before and everyone in the room

23:35

said. Yeah, she just wears a

23:37

go wig. A go. It's not

23:40

shaking. It's go. It's just go.

23:42

So people have a go back.

23:44

She has a go wig. Um,

23:46

she go. That was, that was

23:48

a little moment of,

23:51

again, there was some more

23:53

delulu there, which is like,

23:55

delusion, which we love. Which

23:57

we love. Which we love.

23:59

I'm sorry. So the challenge, yeah,

24:02

yeah. Yeah, I do think they

24:04

kind of tortured Arietti a

24:06

bit. Like they were like,

24:08

you're in the bottom. It

24:10

was like, is she? Oh,

24:12

I mean, girl, that's psychological

24:14

warfare. Because what? It'd be

24:16

smelling like. Stunt. Stunt. Stunt.

24:18

Also, Michelle? I'm like, I

24:21

hate, I got, I don't

24:23

know. But this is a

24:25

tale is old to see.

24:27

Yeah, you're right. You're right.

24:29

since season freaking... what? Three?

24:31

Yeah, I mean, I think it's as

24:33

early as one. I mean, Chanel

24:36

was tortured in season one.

24:38

Girls, she wasn't on season

24:40

one. Chanel? I'm Michelle.

24:42

Oh, I see what you're

24:44

saying. You're saying Michelle's doing

24:47

her torture. Got you. Got

24:49

you. Got you. I thought

24:51

you were just talking about

24:53

the torture of queens in

24:55

general. You know what I

24:57

mean? Oh, no. I mean,

24:59

that's just reality telling you.

25:02

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're right.

25:04

She was, she was terrorizing.

25:07

But it's like, we moved past

25:09

this, Michelle. You're not that, you're

25:11

not a, you're not the season

25:13

three judge. We've all come to

25:15

hate. You have grown. Watch it.

25:17

Stop doing this shit. Watching her

25:19

critique Arietti, I felt like Tammy

25:22

Brown. When Tammy Brown is mad

25:24

and she's like, the critiques were

25:26

trite. And actually, it was rude.

25:29

Unappropriate! Like when she's

25:31

like, when she calls Michelle Trite,

25:33

that's what I felt when Michelle

25:36

was like, don't be a cat

25:38

every fucking week. I

25:40

was like, Michelle, you're actually

25:42

completely out of touch. And...

25:45

It was giving Vila Chachki

25:47

after episode one. I fucking

25:50

hate. And that's AP. A.P.

25:52

Dragrades. You're a drag girl. Okay,

25:54

let's talk about another bad sketch.

25:56

Okay, okay, actually, surprisingly, Hormona

25:59

Lisa's. I nominate myself. Yes, it felt a little

26:01

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26:03

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26:05

sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh

26:07

sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh

26:09

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26:11

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26:13

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26:15

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26:17

sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh

26:19

sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh

26:21

sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh

26:23

sh sh sh sh sh sh What is

26:25

this challenge? I like was still confused by

26:27

this challenge. I'm like, I don't really get

26:29

this. Oh God, when they, when it

26:32

was over, I thought it was over.

26:34

And, and then it was like,

26:36

and now volume two, I was

26:38

like, fuck. Oh yeah. Oh, that

26:40

sucked. Anyway. Uh, crystal envy?

26:42

Oh. Oh, unprofessional. I mean

26:44

again competent I thought it was it was

26:47

exactly what you would expect she gave good

26:49

face but the the promise I mean it's

26:51

not a very funny I this whole thing

26:53

isn't funny so it's hard to critique but

26:55

no it's not but that's the thing is like

26:58

is the point of it to be funny I

27:00

guess maybe but I don't know I just think

27:02

the challenge is like is it good it was

27:04

like a direction challenge right like that was what

27:07

they but they all directed it as a team

27:09

it would have been a totally different story if

27:11

it's Okay, Crystal Envy, you're

27:13

directing Lana Jure and and

27:16

Butthole Collins is short. Hormona

27:18

Lisa, you're directing, etc, etc,

27:20

etc. Does that make sense?

27:22

Yeah, that would be interesting.

27:25

Actually, that would be interesting

27:27

TV. But that's not the thing.

27:30

It just doesn't make sense for

27:32

them to be freaking like directing

27:34

this as a group and then

27:36

have it in individual channel. It

27:38

just doesn't. And then next week

27:40

is RDR live. We got a lot

27:42

to say about that. Let's rewind

27:45

the tape on the live myself.

27:47

Okay. What? Not too much. Not too

27:49

much. Not too much. Sorry, not too

27:51

much. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

27:53

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I said in

27:55

this season of Dragher. I said they

27:58

better not be doing an. I don't

28:00

think so. You don't think so. Because

28:02

who won't. Well, that's also like,

28:04

and also back to back. Buck you. No,

28:06

but really, like, to also do two

28:08

comedy challenges that are weird back

28:11

to back. I also don't understand. But

28:13

is this a comedy challenge? Yes.

28:15

I don't think so. You don't

28:17

think so. Because who won? Anyaa.

28:19

Who I felt like, which and it wasn't

28:21

funny. It was just good. Well,

28:23

her mug was funny though. She

28:26

was making clown. comedic comedic comedic

28:28

comedic. Lipsink choices but that wasn't

28:30

the critique the critique was girl

28:32

you ate that that was so

28:35

good which is true Which is

28:37

true, which is true? She was

28:39

a hundred percent doubt and

28:41

tell me she doesn't lip sync like

28:43

me. Oh my god and tell

28:45

me she isn't me Tell me you

28:48

think you're her I have bad news.

28:50

You're not her peer mommy She

28:52

is no she's she's my

28:55

regional regional manager I'll give

28:57

her that, but she is

28:59

your regional manager. I'm so

29:01

sorry. She's in charge of

29:03

the shift. She said, hey

29:06

Oscar, I need you to

29:08

come in tomorrow morning. Thanks.

29:10

I know it's a Saturday,

29:12

but we need you to come

29:14

in. Need you to come in.

29:16

Thanks so much. She was free.

29:18

Do I work at the

29:20

library? Okay,

29:24

well, let's talk about that. She's

29:26

great. No, you, you are a great

29:29

lip sinker, and yes, she is a

29:31

great lip sinker, and now that you

29:33

said that, I'm gonna keep an eye

29:35

out for the similarity. I'm telling

29:37

you. Okay, I'm gonna keep, I

29:40

was watching it with friends,

29:42

and they said, oh my god. Lip sinks

29:44

like you? She's just as good

29:46

as you are. Okay. And then I

29:48

looked at myself in the mirror and

29:50

I said, I said, I agree. Oh

29:54

my god, watching drag race with the

29:56

others. No one's around here. You're fucking

29:58

sick. Six, six, six. Okay, I'm

30:00

watching Dragriss at a fun house.

30:02

Look, okay, that was great. Okay,

30:04

cute, we live, that was fun.

30:06

Is there any other segments that

30:08

we wanna talk about? I will say,

30:10

I do wanna talk about one segment,

30:13

which is Susie Toots, and she was

30:15

able to give us. Not a Betty

30:17

Boop vibe. Oh, this was good. And

30:19

she did this well. I thought I

30:21

thought she ate this was very memorable.

30:23

The performance was good. The conviction was

30:25

good. Yes, I was giving a door

30:27

to Lano. I was I was in

30:29

practice. I was living. I was like,

30:31

this is fun. And yeah, this I

30:34

was like, this is entertainment. She's

30:36

got the range enough to actually

30:38

pull this off. I'm very impressed

30:40

with her. She's one of the only ones

30:42

I care about. I care about. And I'm

30:44

gagged. A girl, yeah, you were wrong.

30:46

A girl, okay. As per usual. Why

30:48

was Lexi Love's not as... It

30:50

was fine, but again, the challenge

30:53

is weird. I mean, it was

30:55

just a bad song, it was

30:57

boring. Yeah. I hated it. She

30:59

gave face, I thought Lexi gave

31:01

mug, I thought she delivered. And

31:03

Star Quality was so boring. I'm

31:06

just looking at the list

31:08

now. Star Quality with Sam

31:10

Star. I don't even remember.

31:12

It was nothing. I was like,

31:14

whatever. Okay. This is such a

31:16

whatever episode. I'll be real. It

31:18

was a terrible episode. Corey Kings

31:20

was pretty bad, specifically bad. Can

31:23

we talk about why it was like so

31:25

like tri-hard? She was doing too much.

31:27

Yeah, it was bad. She was doing

31:29

too much. What did it remind me

31:31

of? It was like, this happens a

31:33

lot in drag race for someone's like,

31:36

comedy is doing the most. Oh, it

31:38

was like kind of like milk

31:40

and all stars three or like

31:42

that. What's weird to me is

31:44

that it felt so against character

31:46

for Corey. I know. Because Corey

31:48

is always giving like confidence down

31:50

and she is funny. Don't, don't

31:52

be crazy. I think she's, her

31:54

confession is funny, her reads are, I

31:57

thought her, I think her reads are

31:59

really good. I just came to this

32:01

podcast to say, I thank you,

32:03

I think, oh, be funny now.

32:05

Yeah, she could, I don't think

32:08

she could do it. She's like

32:10

you in that way. We are the

32:12

first ones to support our

32:14

sisters, doing product both. And

32:16

we just let her work

32:19

out of here like that.

32:21

I just came to this podcast

32:23

to say, I thank you much

32:25

to my fans. I love my

32:27

fans. Good night. I'm

32:31

good. Okay.

32:35

Okay, let's

32:39

take a

32:43

break. Silence.

32:48

I feel

32:51

like taking

32:56

a break. You

32:58

may have made

33:00

it into my suitcase. That's

33:02

also iconic. Give me that

33:04

monologue. Oh my God, oh my God.

33:07

Oh my gosh, give me, give me,

33:09

you don't love me. Give me,

33:11

give me, I know. Miscongeniality, I

33:13

don't see it. Like give me

33:15

that, come on. Was? Okay, one

33:18

more we'll talk about, I think

33:20

this is the only we haven't

33:22

talked about, was of course Joe

33:24

Ella's, we write the stories,

33:26

we write the stories, No, it

33:29

was a flop. Okay, say more. It

33:31

was a flop. From the very beginning,

33:33

the lip sync just sort of fell

33:35

flat. It was one no, you know,

33:38

I think Lana Jarre was the one

33:40

who stole the show for me. She

33:42

pulled the crystal envy in that.

33:44

So yeah, that's a miss for me. T.

33:47

T. I thought it was fine, but

33:49

again, it was like, I just

33:51

don't know how to, you're right

33:53

that the face and mug wasn't

33:55

there. And then everyone else shown

33:57

more than her. There was no joy.

34:00

There was no joy, there was no

34:02

fun. Yeah. I think Joella was overwhelmed

34:04

by the whole thing. I know, I

34:06

don't know, I didn't like it. Yeah,

34:08

not living. No. Okay, let's talk about

34:10

these runways, let's chirpi, burpi. Okay,

34:13

quilted for your pleasure. Okay, let's

34:15

talk about. Okay, hold on. Let

34:17

me ask you this. I'm gonna

34:20

start asking you this. This will

34:22

be a segment that will be

34:24

solidified. Okay, work. in the three episodes

34:27

we have left until we

34:29

get canceled. What would you have

34:31

done for Quilted for Your

34:33

Pleasure? I mean... What would you

34:35

have brought? What would have been

34:37

your package for Quilted for Your

34:39

Pleas? Okay, here's my first pitch.

34:42

Now this is easier said than

34:44

done. I think it would be really

34:46

to come out as one of like

34:48

a Sharman Bear, like a bluer red

34:50

Sharman Bear. And then, and then...

34:52

Are you going to say the same thing?

34:54

And then if you could take it off

34:56

and you could have a dress like

34:58

a money dress, if you could have a

35:01

dress made out of toilet paper that

35:03

looks like one of those moneyball

35:05

dresses that like Raja or Manila

35:08

maid from season three, that would

35:10

be that would be my incredibly

35:12

high concept pitch. Wait, what? You

35:15

take off the bear costume. You had

35:17

me a bear. And then, what's

35:19

the, what's the reveal? You reveal

35:21

bear, you take the bear off

35:23

and you have a dress, like

35:26

the money ball dress, made out

35:28

of toilet paper, toilet paper. Okay,

35:30

bitch. Is there a wax in your

35:33

ears? You'd be at the bottom too.

35:35

Um, what's your idea? My pitch,

35:37

I don't know, my pitch would

35:39

have been a little bit more

35:42

sentimental to be honest with

35:44

you. I would have walked

35:46

in. with sort of a

35:48

recreation of the AIDS quilts. You

35:50

know what I mean? Like in terms

35:53

of we writing our stories, it's

35:55

a testament to that. Why are

35:57

you laughing? No, I just want

35:59

to. say kudos mama for sharing

36:01

that for spilling that's it that

36:03

could have been in there that could have

36:05

been in there that could have been in

36:07

there no anyway whatever no that's

36:09

that's a really that's a really that's

36:12

really beautiful I just wasn't expecting you

36:14

to say something so sincere which is

36:16

an awareness I'm just saying we need

36:19

you know but you surprise me because

36:21

you get sincere very a very surprising

36:23

moments well you know you know you

36:25

know that might sometimes my drag can

36:28

lean a little political want to you

36:30

know this generation y'all forget

36:32

you know yeah the girls be

36:34

forgetting sometimes yeah and I think

36:36

just when I think quilt I

36:39

just I think that that's the

36:41

first place of where my mind

36:43

goes and the importance and the

36:45

relevance of that yeah we lost

36:47

a generation of queer artists we

36:49

really did it's so it's so

36:52

gutting absolutely okay we'll work okay

36:54

let's chirpen burp these runny ways

36:57

We got, of course, Lydia

36:59

Butthole Collins first. Mm-hmm, dressed

37:01

as a quilted cat. Love.

37:03

I think this is really gorgeous

37:05

and interesting and weird. I love

37:07

it. You know, this, this honestly

37:10

feels like a Lucky Stars thing.

37:12

It really does. Is there any

37:14

world where Lucky was like, I'm

37:16

leaving, just wear this. Is that

37:18

possible? believe it. You know, I

37:20

like the head shape really looks like

37:23

her even the head. That's it. Yes,

37:25

because the body I'm like, okay, I

37:27

can see Lydia doing that, but the

37:29

head feels very lucky starish because it's

37:32

just big. And I don't know. And

37:34

also I think Lydia's face is painted

37:36

very well. Yeah. Oh, oh, my God.

37:39

It's I'm sorry. I just don't like

37:41

how she paints personally. I like it.

37:43

I'm ready for her to like bust

37:46

through, but chirp. Yeah, this is

37:48

a chair for sure. Okay, Miss

37:50

Lana-Juret giving paper

37:52

origami Rainbow Fantasa.

37:54

Yeah. It's cute.

37:56

It's very different. It stands

37:59

up. I would have to

38:01

squit my eyes to see the quilt

38:03

in that. Right. I chirp it. I

38:05

will chirp it. And if for some

38:07

reason, how do I put this?

38:10

It looks like it was more

38:12

trouble than it was worth? Does

38:14

that mean? What? What do you mean? Like

38:16

it looks like it was a very hard

38:18

look to make? Oh, like constructed you mean?

38:20

Yeah, and somehow the impact was did was

38:23

not as big as the effort. I mean,

38:25

the thing is this is not a winning

38:27

look. No, you know, she wasn't going for

38:29

the win with this look with the design

38:31

of this, but she was going for I

38:33

tried. Yes, exactly. But it's a chirp. It's still

38:36

a chirp. I mean, the thing is lingerie

38:38

is a model is a cell garment. And

38:40

she knows how to sell garment. A cell

38:42

garment, a cell garment, so, so, oh God. Oh, oh

38:44

God. Oh, oh God. Oh, Not this. One of, we're now, one of

38:46

the most iconic looks and drag race history. We have to

38:49

save this for last, we have to say this for last

38:51

moment. Okay, we'll talk about it later. This will take up

38:53

the rest of the episode. Before I forget, even, I watch

38:55

this with my mom, and even my mom was like, eww,

38:57

what a kiss ass. My mom was mad that there was

38:59

Rupal on the back. Can you do me a favor? I

39:01

don't know if you have that footage saved. I do, I

39:04

do, I do. But you have to put that footage, I

39:06

do. But you have to put that footage, I do. But you

39:08

have to put that footage, I do. But you have to put

39:10

that. But you have to put that. But you have to put

39:12

that. Put it as a post

39:15

girl. Oh, okay work. It's funny.

39:17

It is your mom is

39:19

funny. She's funny She she

39:21

knew she came to read not

39:24

Impress she was not I'm

39:26

not impressed. She I was

39:28

like do you like? There's

39:31

many of them My mom is

39:33

in the mood to read

39:35

you're in trouble and

39:37

you're in trouble. Um

39:40

Ariety Beautiful design. It's a

39:42

great outfit. The makeup. Gorgeous. Are

39:44

you kidding me with that

39:46

makeup? Amazing. But where's the quill?

39:49

Unique. I mean, I guess I wish the

39:51

texture. I guess again, again, I

39:53

can't see the texture if the

39:55

texture was quill here. Having said

39:57

that, this is one of the most

39:59

uniquely. beautiful silhouettes. It's

40:01

a unique silhouette after 17

40:04

seasons of drag race. The way

40:06

that is asymmetrical and there's

40:08

this sort of like ash splatter

40:10

effect on half. So it's like

40:13

a cigarette. She looks unbelievable. It's

40:15

a cunty cigarette. This is a

40:17

kkka for me and I refuse

40:19

to back down from that. This is.

40:21

Okay. You're going to have to. And

40:24

this is... Michelle does not agree with

40:26

you. Yeah. Ask if I give a

40:28

fuck what Michelle Bessage thinks.

40:30

Do you give a fuck about

40:32

what Michelle thinks? Yeah, kind

40:34

of. Yeah, actually. Very stunning,

40:37

stunning woman. Hey, can I talk

40:39

to you for a second? Hey,

40:41

hey, yeah. Okay, you're gonna have

40:43

to work tomorrow. I thought

40:45

we're recording today. I know, I know,

40:48

but you're gonna have to

40:50

work tomorrow. You're gonna have

40:52

to talk to Michelle. You're

40:54

going to have to talk to me.

40:56

I as your regional manager on your

40:58

nerve She told you I you have to

41:00

talk to me She's every time I talked

41:02

to her she said I don't want to

41:05

see you looking like a fucking bear every

41:07

time you show up for work But

41:09

I'm getting okay, but I'm getting pressure

41:11

from upper management and I

41:14

can't I'm overwhelmed too. Okay, you're

41:16

gonna have to take over to our

41:18

ship. Okay and talk to me is giving

41:20

you pressure is giving you pressure

41:23

Because you were on

41:25

on my nerve, woo!

41:27

Okay, is this a chirp

41:29

or a burp for you?

41:32

It's a chirp, it's chirp.

41:34

I mean, does it

41:37

meet the assignment? No,

41:39

but it's still good.

41:42

It's amazing, Kakaw.

41:45

Okay, jewel

41:47

sparkles. Stunning.

41:49

We've seen her in a gown. I was

41:51

going to say, do you think she'll ever give

41:53

a gown? She gave a scound right away. I

41:55

think her runways are going to be stunning.

41:57

This is absolutely amazing. Money was spent. Yes.

42:00

with Miss Sparkles for

42:02

sure. Yeah, this is

42:04

this is a chert.

42:06

Denham quilted. The shoulder

42:08

piece was circular loop-de-doop

42:10

with the high pussy

42:12

cut. Oh yeah, it's a

42:14

fucking chert. She's gorgeous. Now

42:16

Miss Hormona Lisa quilt of

42:19

many colors as she says.

42:21

Yeah. Okay, yeah, sure. It's a

42:23

chert. It's like, you know, it's

42:25

a bit obvious. It's, what

42:27

we're saying, it's very, yeah.

42:29

It's pretty. It's pretty.

42:32

I'm pretty pretty. Pretty.

42:34

Yeah, you know, it's a chirp.

42:36

I just, there, there are,

42:39

again, it, okay, there have

42:41

already been looks that are

42:44

devastating. Yes. And

42:46

gorgeous next to cute,

42:48

you know. Yeah. Gorgeous of

42:51

ours. Period. But it's

42:53

a chirp. It's a chirp. Okay,

42:55

next we have Crystal

42:57

Envy. Come on. This is

42:59

my cause say what you will

43:01

about thank you. Okay, we agree

43:03

first time you and I agree

43:05

I think honestly I'm gonna say

43:08

it justice for crystal and I

43:10

love on your nerve I love

43:12

her I love her I love her but

43:14

me too me too the wrong me one

43:16

this episode say what you will

43:18

about crystal and you know she

43:21

is she's giving us some dubious

43:23

looks in the past That little

43:25

bait suntan girl, I was

43:28

like very confused by but

43:30

this girl this gives this

43:32

checks all the marks I'm

43:34

not even kidding. I think

43:36

this goes in the top

43:38

10 maybe top 15 best

43:40

looks and drag race herstery

43:42

like it's I guess

43:44

I beautiful because the

43:46

first layer was already

43:49

stunning stunning stunning that

43:51

silhouette Are you kidding

43:53

me? Gorgeous! And when

43:55

it opened into something

43:57

still quilted, monochrome deliciousness.

43:59

Yes, she should have won.

44:01

And she was bothered and they

44:04

knew they were bothering her. Oh,

44:06

100% 100%. This is like Eudica

44:09

with the sleeping bag. They said,

44:11

ha ha. Yes. Yes. Yes. Very.

44:13

We're going to give it to

44:16

Got Milk. Got Milk. Who. We're

44:18

going to get it to Got

44:20

Meek. Who taped belt on

44:22

her body. I mean, girl. It's

44:25

giving Jan and Gig. Yes.

44:27

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Chip. It

44:29

wasn't a face crack, but it

44:31

was a face chip. She was

44:34

upset. Chip's a little upset.

44:36

Yeah. This is a, this

44:38

is the kukkah. Kakah. Kakah. I

44:40

don't, I don't think anyone

44:43

comes close. No, you're, you're

44:45

right. Okay, Susie toot. Okay,

44:47

Susie toot. Okay, this is

44:49

cute. It's cute. It's cute.

44:52

And she looks good. I think

44:54

I heard this is also a

44:56

eutica design. Oh, is it? Yeah,

44:59

it's gorgeous. It's gorgeous.

45:01

Two Utica designs on

45:03

this, if not more, on this

45:06

runway. Wait, who, what's

45:08

the other Utica? Lexi

45:10

Love. Oh, of course. Utica's

45:13

amazing. We'll get to her.

45:15

We'll get to that bitch

45:17

who has something to say.

45:20

And, you know, she's amazing.

45:22

And in whale, I, in

45:24

Wales, I would say. Don't,

45:26

stop it. Advanced Eddie.

45:28

Please play. Sure. Sam Star? Sam

45:31

Star. Sam Star. What do we

45:33

think? Pretty. Yeah, really good. It's

45:35

good. Yeah, it's good. It's good.

45:37

It's been done before. Sure. You

45:39

know, it's nothing new. You know,

45:42

Courtney Act did this similar look,

45:44

but I do think this is

45:46

more bragged out. The oversized zipper

45:49

is pretty amazing. I do. Yes,

45:51

I think the oversized zipper is

45:53

my favorite thing about that piece.

45:55

It's it's it's a it's a chirp.

45:58

It's a chirp. I mean again we're

46:00

It's amazing. Like, let's be real.

46:02

I don't like the, I don't

46:04

like the, I woke up like

46:06

this in the back. No,

46:08

that's kind of corny. But

46:10

Sam Star is a little

46:13

corny. But the silhouette and

46:15

the details, that that like

46:17

puffer detail on the mermaid

46:19

bottom, I'm like, Jesus,

46:22

that's, that's, that's expensive.

46:24

Yeah. Yes, oh yes, she

46:26

paid a lot of money for

46:28

that. I do like this

46:30

look. It's like it's the

46:33

most understated of all the

46:35

looks. But it's still cute.

46:37

I was living. I like

46:39

the doily wig. I do.

46:41

I think it's really pretty.

46:43

It's chirp. It's one of

46:45

my favorite things she's worn.

46:47

I agree. I think it's

46:49

the best thing she's worn.

46:52

The kitten caboodle, the

46:54

cut. This is pretty. Pretty.

46:56

Really pretty. You know, I like

46:59

this look. Is it simple? A hundred

47:01

percent. Yeah, the fact that they were

47:03

like a hundred percent perfect I was

47:05

like well, it's like it's good. I

47:07

don't know if it's perfect, but it's

47:09

cute. It's It meets the assignment.

47:11

When Michelle gave herself a

47:13

pat on the back by

47:15

being like, other cultures have

47:18

quilts. And thank you

47:20

for reminding us of that.

47:22

And I am an ally. And

47:24

Kay Baya. Like that moment was

47:27

a little funny for me. I

47:29

mean, she was literally reading

47:31

from the teleprompter. It's

47:34

pretty. It's cute. Okay, Lexi

47:37

Love. Come on. I'm mad at

47:39

this bitch. Stunning. This, this

47:41

model? Stunning! Is going to eat

47:43

up all the looks. This is

47:46

high fashion. I know Crystal envy

47:48

gets my kakaw, but this is,

47:50

oh, this gets a car. I'm

47:53

going to give it a kakaw

47:55

too. I don't care. I'm giving

47:57

it a rule. Set in place.

47:59

The Kakat is the best look,

48:02

period. You can't give more than

48:04

one Kakat. You just can't. Okay,

48:07

maybe next time. If you, if

48:09

you get more than one Kakat,

48:11

your default is you give a

48:13

Kakat to Corey Pink, which you

48:15

just said. This giant bucket hat,

48:17

the way the black and white

48:19

netting is like. I don't know,

48:21

even, and they also pointed

48:23

out the fact there's like

48:25

black rhinestones, black sparkling rhinestones

48:28

in a detail that could

48:30

go unnoticed. I mean, it

48:32

is. It's so stunning. Unbelievable. She

48:34

wears it, well, the body. She

48:36

just looks good and close, straight

48:38

up. She's got, she's got it,

48:41

she's got it, love. She's got

48:43

it, I mean, kakah. Okay, Corey

48:45

King, hideous, hideous. Absolutely

48:48

hideous. What you mean? This was...

48:50

This was made by Plain Jane,

48:52

her good sister. Honestly, that might

48:55

be the thing. Every time she

48:57

says, I stand Plain Jane and

48:59

Plain Jane's great and we love

49:01

Plain Jane. It sowers me on

49:03

her a little more. I'm like,

49:05

ugh. Why? Because Plain Jane Jane

49:07

is an unkind, mean shithead.

49:09

Like, she's like, she gets off. Are

49:12

you sure that's on her persona?

49:14

Well, it's a shitty persona persona.

49:16

Oh my god. It's not a

49:18

very fun persona to watch. I

49:20

don't like that Plain Jane

49:22

literally encourages twinks that

49:24

mean is funny. Mean is not funny.

49:26

And if I was in front of that

49:29

ugly bitch, I would say it to her

49:31

face. I mean, I just think like, I

49:33

don't know. I just don't, I just

49:35

hate this look. I also honestly, okay,

49:37

I just hate this look. The

49:39

color palette. The color palette. The

49:41

color palette is awful. I don't

49:44

know. I think this could look.

49:46

good, but the proportions are bad.

49:48

And that is shocking coming

49:50

from the proportionizing queen herself,

49:52

Miss Corey King. I am

49:54

actually very confused as to how

49:57

she was able to walk out there

49:59

thinking she was. Delivery. Awful.

50:01

Yeah, it was bad. This is bad.

50:03

This is a this is a belch. The

50:05

weird little head and the weird

50:07

little hat. So weird. I don't

50:09

get it. I don't get it.

50:11

Really bad. Belch indeed. Sorry. Okay,

50:13

let's talk about the mattress because

50:16

that's what we came here to do.

50:18

Oh my gosh. I love this. I

50:20

hate it and I love it and

50:22

it is also the most iconic thing

50:25

that'll ever happen on this runway.

50:27

Like. I think Joella was, she

50:29

had something to prove this

50:31

episode. She flocked him a

50:33

challenge and this was her opportunity

50:36

to be like, you know

50:38

what, I could say myself from

50:40

the bottom two if I deliver

50:42

a look that is sickening

50:45

enough to get me out of there.

50:47

And she said, actually, no. I

50:49

just can't, but I, okay, but

50:51

someone did make a good point.

50:53

I don't. No, if she said

50:55

it or maybe someone online was

50:57

like, if you saw this at a

50:59

drag show, the audience would be

51:01

over. Like, everyone would be dead,

51:04

laughing, work, bitch, work. And it's

51:06

just different on the drag race

51:08

runway. Well, for me, it's like,

51:10

okay, here's the thing that I'll

51:12

say. It's like, this is cute, this

51:14

is ha tiki, but then if you

51:17

saw her do that for the entire

51:19

number, I'd be like, when is

51:21

she gonna take this off. That's

51:23

true. And she never did. Well,

51:25

well, she did. She did. Well,

51:27

I mean, and the lip sync,

51:29

yes. But the thing is, if

51:31

you're wearing that, you have to

51:33

reveal to something else. No. When

51:35

in the design process was

51:38

she like, hey, I need a

51:40

air-painted picture of Rupal on

51:42

the back. And it has to be

51:44

off-centered. And yes, and I would like

51:46

it. It has to be off-centered. If

51:49

Rupal can kind of look like she's

51:51

in the Black Hole Sun video, like

51:53

her eyes are growing and she's becoming

51:55

an alien. Okay, Buckeskell the video star,

51:58

okay. Oh, those very elder millennials. Um,

52:00

but, hey, but, um, this

52:02

is iconic. This is iconic.

52:04

Is she a, is she a

52:06

pillow? Is she a mattress? Like,

52:09

what, right? With the frills

52:11

at the, what mattress have

52:13

you seen that has,

52:16

like, frills like that?

52:18

Like little quinciagnera frills.

52:20

I don't know. It

52:22

was giving pillow to

52:24

me. I loved it. I, I'm going

52:27

to. How dare you? Don't do

52:29

that to her. It's so iconic.

52:31

Don't do that to her. No,

52:34

I'm serious. It's so iconic.

52:36

In what ways it iconic? What

52:38

do you mean? You know it's

52:40

iconic. It's iconic

52:42

for... I mean, I would say

52:44

it's infamous. I wouldn't

52:46

say it's like, you know, like...

52:49

But isn't that a kind

52:51

of fame? It's just so shocking

52:53

how she would flop so hard

52:55

like this. Is it? I

52:57

mean just that the her little

53:00

head hidden her little head hidden

53:02

behind the cutout like it wasn't

53:04

even in front I know of

53:07

the cutout like she didn't stick

53:09

her head now and that's

53:11

that's why I was like oh

53:13

she's gonna take it off to

53:15

reveal pajamas maybe I don't like

53:18

a whole bunch of pillows or

53:20

something and she didn't and I

53:22

was so confused there was

53:24

a look underneath I wonder

53:27

if it could have saved her?

53:29

Because some of the girls were

53:31

like, I didn't think her video

53:34

was bad. Some girls thought so,

53:36

but some girls were like, I

53:38

didn't think her video was bad.

53:40

Okay, and those girls are liars.

53:43

Girl, we have the same, we

53:45

have the same eyes, okay? We're

53:47

sisters. We share the same eyes.

53:50

You're a little older than

53:52

me. You're a little older

53:54

than me. Check my birth

53:56

certificate, okay? He was born

53:58

in 1998, honey. That's

54:00

good. Tell another one.

54:03

That is a Rupal joke

54:05

I love. Okay, I deserve

54:07

that. I deserve that. Yes.

54:09

That's good. When she's

54:12

like pissed. Yes. When

54:14

she's like pissed. Yes.

54:16

But she's like, no. No.

54:19

That don't fly with me. Don't

54:21

try to be cute. Don't try to

54:23

be cute. Tell another one. Try again.

54:25

Okay, let's talk about the bottom two.

54:28

It's Corey King and Joella. What?

54:30

Talk to me mommy. Before that, before

54:32

that, I will say that I did

54:34

what have you, did you see the

54:37

what you pack in? No, but I

54:39

heard she cries. She does cry and

54:41

I was shocked. You know, hello, this

54:43

is trauma. Traumatizing. She just went

54:45

through a really traumatic ordeal. But

54:47

she did say that. the designer

54:49

fucked her over. Oh. So, you

54:51

know, but I don't know what

54:53

the design was. It was supposed to

54:56

be a twin. It was supposed to

54:58

be a twin size bed. So

55:00

it's supposed to be a little

55:02

more flattering. But, you know, but also

55:04

shout out to Hormona Lisa and Untucked

55:07

being a supportive sister. Oh, I

55:09

know. Yeah. That was cute. You

55:11

don't have to talk, but I'm

55:13

here. I was like, that's really

55:15

sweet. And she was there

55:17

for her when no one

55:19

else and then the cameras

55:22

came over and said you

55:24

have to talk Okay, bottom

55:26

two men iconic lip-synch

55:28

song But is an

55:30

amazing lip-synch song and

55:32

it was thrown away

55:34

on these bozos. Oh, it

55:37

neither were really great

55:39

anyone eating. No snacking

55:41

Corey was snacking was

55:43

snacking Corey was snacking. She

55:46

tried. Why was it weird? Play

55:48

like that huge. It's hard. Yeah.

55:50

She just it's hard. It's it's

55:52

gonna be hard. I don't I

55:54

thought Corey King was gonna eat

55:56

a lip sink and I'm coming

55:58

to realize. Oh, I'm worried. Maybe

56:00

she doesn't have much left

56:02

actually. I'm worried for her.

56:05

She might be the next

56:07

to go. Which is a gag

56:09

to me. I wonder. I

56:11

don't think she's next, but

56:13

I don't think she has

56:15

long. Who's next? Oh,

56:17

Hormona might be next,

56:20

actually. Oh, it's already

56:22

alive. It might be Acacia

56:24

or Hormona. Yeah. Yeah, I'm

56:26

a little scared for Acacia.

56:29

We're worried. Well, okay. Tell

56:31

us your predictions for our

56:33

dear life. Who's gonna win it?

56:35

Susie Toot already got Face Time.

56:38

That part. That part. But I

56:40

don't think she's gonna win. I

56:42

don't think the producers are showing

56:44

their cards. You know, I'm thinking

56:47

Anya might win again. It could

56:49

be because the girls are mad at

56:51

her. They're mad. They are. And I

56:53

kind of love it. I do too.

56:55

I kind of love it. She is getting,

56:57

I see both sides. Yeah. I see the,

56:59

I mean, Rupal is obsessed with

57:02

Anya in a way that if I

57:04

was Arietti, I'd be pissed. Yeah. I

57:06

would be pissed. Yeah. But also,

57:08

listen, Anya just has that's,

57:10

she has what? Star quality.

57:12

Bich. She really does. Yeah.

57:15

And it's effortless. And you

57:17

know, I mean, she's trying hard

57:19

like Miss Corey King. And she's

57:21

just delivering every time. I can

57:24

live. Yeah, who do you

57:26

think is going to

57:28

win? Susie Toot, I'll

57:30

just say two, I

57:32

don't care. I'm going

57:34

to say, I'm going

57:37

to say, I'm going

57:39

to say Anya, I'm

57:41

going to say Anya,

57:43

back-to-back wins. Oh, that's

57:45

going to set Ariadi,

57:47

Ariadi, Ariadi, oh, Ariadi.

57:49

Ariadi, oh, Ariadi. Ariadi,

57:51

oh! Ariadi, Ariadi, oh!

57:53

Bono and Oscar are

57:56

the perfect duo, never

57:58

stop disagreeing Divas. Thank

58:00

you. We love you. Oh, we're starting to

58:02

agree in this episode actually so

58:04

Oh, oh Don't worry. I already

58:06

told you you were not on

58:08

your peer. I was very clear

58:10

with that Yeah, she's my regional

58:13

manager and that's okay. If I

58:15

worked hard enough, maybe I can

58:17

be regional manager manager.

58:20

Maybe you'll get promoted or

58:22

maybe you'll get let go And

58:24

I see you're still the intern

58:26

so Yeah, that's correct. Well, um,

58:29

give us, follow us at Draghert

58:31

podcast on Instagram and follow us

58:33

online. Oscar at Azimo and.

58:35

And Manuette, Manuagathian. That's

58:38

correct. And we love you and

58:40

keep kicking with us online and anything

58:42

else. Yes. And the last thing I'll

58:44

say, look, if you have any drag

58:47

race moments that you would replace with

58:49

this. Oh, please. Let us know

58:51

in the comments. Please, please,

58:53

I'm dying. Put it in

58:56

a five-star review, what you

58:58

would have put. I know.

59:00

Class is in session, AP,

59:02

Drag Race History, is in

59:05

session. I would fucking love

59:07

that. Even, Miss, um, this

59:09

is not, Jasmine Master deserves

59:11

more flowers, that's all. When

59:14

she refers to violet as

59:16

the color one. When she

59:18

hates Violet so much

59:20

that she's been on

59:23

the show for three

59:25

weeks and she calls

59:27

her the color one.

59:29

I'm like work. That's

59:31

right. Work. Okay. We have

59:34

to go. I love we

59:36

love you. Mac. Mac. Let

59:38

the music play. Mac.

59:41

Mac. Let the music

59:43

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a single mom and I don't

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have a relationship with my dad.

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And spoiler, I don't think I'm

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ever gonna have one with him

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because... He's dead. But I promise

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you that's okay. Because of my

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new podcast, I sit down with

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father figures like Bill Burr, Keenan

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Thompson, Adam Pali, Hasan Manage, Tim

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Meadows, Andy Cohen, and many, many

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more. I get to ask them

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the questions I've always wanted to

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ask a dad. How do I

1:00:37

know if the guy I'm dating is

1:00:39

the one? Or how can I change

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the oil in my car? Can you

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even show me that? Or better yet,

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can you help me perfect my jump

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shot? I am so bad at basketball.

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Oh my gosh. Maybe I'm bad at

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basketball because I don't have a dad.

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But subscribe to Thanks Dad on Spotify,

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